previous thread got archived after only 250 replies lmao dead game - editionalso Sweet NRG = buttmad and racistpatch note for harbinger scam event:https://www.ea.com/games/apex-legends/news/harbingers-event >News https://www.ea.com/games/apex-legends/news >Updates https://twitter.com/PlayApex https://twitter.com/Respawn >Current map https://apexlegendsstatus.com/current-map Previous thread: >>445907792
>horizon nerfedApex is le saved?
>Hover time reduced to 0.5AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHITHORIZON IS NOW ON SAME LEVEL OF SHIT LIKE VALKYR, IF NOT WORSEHORIZONKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
whorizon dead but so are all the babs
PATCH NOTES?
>>446410386>Rampart>Amped Cover>Placement time reduced to 2s (was 3s)yay!>Rampart now remains in placement mode after deploying a wallWhy the FUCK. Most of the time you place walls and then immediately pull out gun and shoot, what the fuck is this retarded decision, this isn't fucking fortnite
no more healing in Q for horizon. most horizon mains wiill quit using her now that you have to use her momentum from the massive to slide behind cover and batt. there will still be people that complain that she can Q an entire team to instant highground even with the crazy 20% reduction speed
were there new map rotation in patch notes? pretty unusual for a mid season update if not.
Titanfallbabs??
Heat sinking grenade LTM is dogshit. It's too close to being the standard game. Is the WE after dark going to be with this even also?
Most Apex players won't get the reference of the heirloom name. The Razors Edge is an AC/DC album and song which is of course the most popular Australian band ever. I'm a older millenial (boomer) whose dad listened to mostly classic rock so I got the reference right away
>>446415205Season 20...
>Fuse heirloom is a fucking guitarIt's so over
>Fuse heirloom is a fucking guitarWe're so back
>>446410806Yep. The new developers are destroying the things that the original developers createdbloodhound scan now litters your entire screen with 30+ icons of a fucking lifeline using her health drone 67 seconds ago, and a fuse using his knuckle cluster 40 seconds ago. Can't see anything because of all the icons. They do way more harm than good.Rampart tactical will be just as clunky as Vantage, reworked revenant, newcastle, and reworked charge rifle in coming patchthe least these savages can do is add an option in the settings to keep the old playstyle
>>446425410good fuck scaniggers
Taxi and his chat malding
I know that everyone's going to hate this "QOL" change. Pic related, title related>>446416771I missed the reference as a 30yo boomer as well, but I haven't listened to them since high school. In leafland they were popular too, and goes without saying the US. I was more of a Tull fan myself. I respect Respawn doing something right for once, but lament that it will go over the heads of the target demographic, which are a bunch of broccoli heads that listen to "R&B" and mumble rap.Anyway, this is probably the best heirloom in the game now. Next to Houndy's axe, and the kunai (the original one).
>>446339328Well now look whose comment aged poorly
>>446415205Some pl8bbitor said those are Unix timestamps. They're the release days of TF, TF|2, and Babbex.
>>446416771I didn't get it because I think their music is bad so I know fuck all about them
>>446411853>no more healing in Q for horizonit doesnt say that
>>446430414how is 348134674686494894 a day
>>446428745lol retard... this allows scaniggers to fuck you.
>>446432582theyre too retarded to parse the info and act on it in any meaningful way
kek
>>446433541>Aim Assissy will never understand the thrill of hitting that 0.005th of a second reaction shot having practised that precise corner for hours.
>another day of being a TSM supporterNever doubted Reps, Big E or the CEO
>>446433541this has been, is, and always will be what the top tier of cs has been played like since since 1.6
Rollerchuds who've never touched a mouse (or a cat lets be real) in their entire life will now give lessons on what the most skillful FPS is really about. Don't you have a $20 Wattson skin to paypig oinky?
mandatory bangalore
https://youtu.be/miTevx4QNzE?si=hWdRGM-gW1l_uSyUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-OBbsE4JRw&ab_channel=FaZeClanMy two favorite cs go montages of all time.
i dont play this shit anymore but them tap straffing and 360 no scoping in the latest trailer was soul, and i pray casual shitters are seething over that
>>446436637
>>446438964>took a knife to the hip and still managed to almost solo a pilotthat's my bangalore
>>446439124Put your name back on so my filter removes you automatically you literal nigger
>>446415205>>446430414I hope they eventually introduce Cooper and Blisk into Apex. They can be gay for each other. I wonder who'd be the top and who'd be the bottom. Wholesome old gay couple :)
>play for the first time in a month.>first two ranked games start without a 3rd>get a penalty for leaving????
>>446430060Happy for it. Finally they'll be a little less cancer. Now let me try something.GOD IT SURE DOES SUCK RESPAWN WON'T EVER DO ANYTHING ABOUT AIM ASSIST. NEVER.
>>446443560This but solo q
revenant is the most broken legend this game has seen, bigger cancer than horizon
>>446401972Zer0 schizo why didnt you go to LAN and troll zer0? Pussy faggot
>>446439778Racist fucking cracker
Got sick of playing this game for numerous reasons but at least Fuseys heirloom looks good.
lads.... I just got counter called by a..... woman...... and we won the game, idk what to do anymore
Just passing by this trash heap to say I'll be over at /tfg/ (on /vm/) slide hopping the better game now that it is (semi) alive.
>posts on /axg/ to tell us that s(he)'s leaving Rent free + don't let the door hit you on the way out + YWNBAW
Add a hop up that lets the Lstar pierce with decreased damage on additional hits. Would be retarded but kind of fun.
>peak out and back into cover for a fraction of a second to see the situation>150 damage takenvery cool servers, respawn. i bet if i had been held trigger while i peaked, 2 of my r301 shots max would have cleared the wall.
>3 teams left>1 in a somewhat open area in front of us behind cover>another team above on a walkway>ping 3rd team>3rd team shooting at both us and them so its very obvious theyre there>both teammates with their matching little fag nametags run out into the open putting 0 cover between them and both other teams>dieThese keeds can't be reached I give up
retards still landing waterfall on Olympus even after the gold bins were moved to docks last year
Another Horizon decided to run smack in the middle of Runoff and Bunker and thought he wasn't going to get beamed at the 4th circle with 13 squads left...
This game is being actively updated only to remove the fun, why do you still play it?
>>446401972Why I'm always the best in my team, despite being retarded monkey who can't even reach 1kdr?
I wish the game would tell me what legends someone is most likely to pick so I can choose accordingly
Fortnite
Won
>fuse says the heirloom is from houndyHA HA HA HA HA
should have been a bowl of salad
>>446469806nerfing horizon is fun though
>>446473920couldve been a rainbow sparkly dildo and still been better than ash's
>>446473920Why do you care? It's the best heirloom in the game.
>>446457750based>sees nameultra giga based
>>446479220Would've been perfect to blow a Fuse
>thought my APEX sound was fucked>its just the directional sound is completely fucked on DT 770 pros.Anyone else experienced this?
>>446491571works on my machine
games still fun
Thinken of playing some pex this weekend
>>446490685yea u play that pex
>>446495764t. controller player
ded
oui
So when is Fuse getting a mythic item? Ive been sitting on my shards for like a year now lol
>>44651842519 sept + 2 weeks for shard option
SkittleCakes sensitivity has to be a troll. It looks like a sens I would've used when I first started playing FPS with Unreal Tournament. I know he used to be a legit cheater on console (teaming) and his sens on mnk, you pretty much do a full 360 moving your wrist as much as your thumb on a joystick
>Watch some of Apex streamers>OMG GUYS APEX IS SO BROKEN, AND PRICES ARE GOING TROUGH THE ROOF, LIKE OMG WHO WOULD BUY THESE SKINS?! FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME! YOU GUYS STILL GIVE THEM MONEY, SO THEY KNOW THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT!>Proceeds to buy whole fucking event for a reskin of a melee that he barely gonna useWhy
>>446529796Because for streamers it's pocket change
>>446530180and they get some of tax write off apparently. I'm a poor so don't know exactly how that works
Lmao a_seagull and his team of grandpa casuals were in silver and got stomped by hiswattson (currently #29 pred)Nice ranked system you got there
>>446405775no, the instant escape button + visual + ADADAD spam still provides a free reset in the middle of a fight, just land behind cover to finish the heal
>>446529796I'm pretty sure most big Ababs streamers have event purchases covered by Respawn.
I dropped this bullshit for Titanfall2 so fast now that servers are back
>NRG LEAVES APEXkek, sweet's personality brought down not only a top tier controller player but a whole orgSasuga
Titanfall lost
this random whore popped up on my twitter feed. can't make this shit up
Nerf bangawhore
>>446527789keep coping schizo
>>446550784if anyone else needs a nerf, it's the fuckin Tranny's Q. so fuckin annoying. has too much HP and you have to be standing right on it pretty much. Passive is annoying as well. I heckin love legends that slow down the game. ult is alright though
>>446551341All the evil cis women need to be nerfed. Yes, that includes w*ttson and v*lk.For progress to be made for the trans community we need to make steps in putting Catalyst and other trans legends at the front of the game, and at the top of the hierarchy.
>>446550784I've seen "pro" roller players miss an entire mag shooting in bangs smoke with a digi. we need her to stay in her current form
>>446550503>Nerf the thing that turns off my controller aimbotkek.
>>446551909>mnk retards abusing awful smoke ability>this is good
>>446551341i dont understand why every other trap can be shot from across the map but you have to be close to shoot the black goo. if they want to keep the distance it should be like 30 hp>>446551909shes fine when theres only a few in every game. shes is very annoying when every single team has a bangt. mnk
>>446530180back in the day, these companies would be giving cosmetics for *free* to big streamers. The fact that they're so loose with their wallets is why they all feel like they have to pay now. And it's not just the big streamers either. It's the little TTV fags who have like three (3) viewers who are also dropping 160USD dollars on this slop.
>>446551909i do not like fighting in smoke
>NRG is leaving APEX esports.>Thordan said some others are.its owari.
>>446552352It's all so tiresome....
>>446553107oh no! anyway...
>NRG leaving apex>all redditors on competitive apex subreddit writes "Fuck EA"lol. rofl even. It was single handedly Sweet's shitty mentals and performance that made NRG leave Apex (15th place at LAN lmfao and Sweet choking Gild in the elevator afterwards).Rumor has it Optic Gaming is also leaving (daily reminder SkittleCakes is actually permabanned on console for cheating and that's why he moved to PC)The holy trinity would also be DarkZero leaving Apex, which would mean the worst 3 orgs in existance of esport history would not taint Apex anymore and I would start buying shit in-game again (havent bought anything for over a year because of these orgs)
>>446555425TSM are gonna be champions of a graveyard.
https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/16j9cnk/friends_never_ask_to_play_apex_with_me/why are men like this?
>>446555425who asked
>>446555425if Optic leaves then it's definitely over.
my ffren discord <3 apex legned
>>446557235no one, i just wanted to share my opinion, cuck.
I wish I had an angel
>>446558867>new IPkeep it to yourself, mongoloid
>>446558919I wish i had an angle (on that sideboob)
Average Europe server kill feed
ZAMN!
>>446551909based>446552220seethe more impotent cuck>>446552312If you want fewer Bangalores, ask for fewer controller players.>>446552869I love smoke fights, it's the epitome of the hecking Apex experience TM.
Mouse and cuckboard is obsolete. You are a contrarian for still using it.
>>446558112>>446557139this is so sad we need to help her
>>446557139Imagine being THIS MUCH of an attentionwhore. God, women are hopeless but we need TOTAL AND COMPLETE SIMP DEATH now more than ever before.
>>446567414Why don't you just stay on console? You are the one being contrarian by CHOOSING to use the worst input for fps on a computer instead of learning to point and click like everyone else.
>>446568309Don't argue with rollers, life is hard enough as is being COMPLETELY FUCKING BRAINDEAD.
>>446567978>she
>>446573471false quote
why do shotguns suck nownerf SMGswhy the fuck did i reinstall this crap
>>446536406If they make their own business, and that business is them streaming, whatever they stream or use to stream is a write off. Anyone can do it.
this 30-30 meta is fucking gay. Who enjoys losing their entire bar of armor for peeking for 1 second.
>>446575543It makes me seethe that a streamer can spend $1k on a game and have it considered a tax write off because it's part of their "job."
>>446576981Like I said, you can do it too even if you've got 0 viewers. You'd have to deal with complicated tax filing shit but if you get an accountant they can do it for you. If you actually lose money doing it you'll get even more tax cuts the big streamers don't get too.
why am I fighting pro triple stack in gold....
>>446578605SBMM thinks you are good enough to wipe the floor with three stacking pros who get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars.
>>446578605just use your godlike igl abilities...
>>446578105I've unlocked hidden knowledge. To start streaming and get tax write offs for vidya.
>>446580047I can't IGL randoms who keep dying .2 milliseconds into a team fight.
remember axg lobbies?
>>446582982yeah it was a bunch of handholding defensive legends pissing and moaning about being shat on upon by controllers
https://streamable.com/ixcpukSomeone explain this game to me.>>446558919Nightwish?
>>446583660They landed where you pinged :^)
>>446583660You made the mistake of booting up Apex
>punched a catatroon into my teammates fence
>>446560920>two legendaries that shouldn't be legendaryOuch
i love her so much....
>>446587138She is a real cutie
>>446583469i didnt experience this
>nooo don't use your abilities in my gamesYou're so cringe.
>>446588093indeed
>haven't played in 2 months so sbmm is being kind>having actual fun>BM is now on rotationfun while it lasted
Is there a single person still playing this game who isn't using scripts or downright cheats?
*raises hand slowly*
>>446591150>Is there a single person still playing this game who isn't using scriptsAhk scripts won't be detected so I use them.
gonna play apex tomorrow
>>446582982Who can forget the gun run fencesissy?
>>446598310>playing on the weekendbig mistake
>>446591150Yes but they nerfed snipers because of me
>>446591150Well, me. But I'm sub 1kdr. Every single player above plat have at least norecoil scripts or plays on gamepad. I'm sure that at least half of preds are on wh and soft aimbot
I just tried titanfall 2. Holy fuck the movement in apex is such a fucking downgrade
Titanfall is trash.
>JM>decide on hotspot>other two retards land elsewhere>solo a team, die while healing>retard 1 (seer) dies instantly>retard 2 lands at edge of map>tell him he's a very smart boy>SIRS DO NOT REDEEM BANNER>loots entire POI, no enemies>banner times out>SIRS GOODBYE>"I'm going to watch">jumps off, fully kittedLmao, SEAs are so funny.
You get WEIRD games at nightI've gotten weird games all day (like 3 immobile squads in one spot).>like 6 gibraltars moving in sync near a phase driver
>>446620418my firmest memory of apex is nervously loading up the shooting range and my heart breaking in half when I tried to slidehop and then wallrunanother cool-ass game ruined in pursuit of making it more "tactical" and "accessible"
>>446625795They sound like kill farm bots.
>>446625927>accessibleYeah, this shit looks accessiblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeVz6T0CvM
>>446627620Unintentional vestige of being on the Quake engine, just like almost everything especially cool in Titanfall. It's funny, because the attempt to get rid of everything but ability/canned movement in an official sense to make the game, in their own words, "more tactical and learnable" only ended up making what movement can offer you less accessible.
>>446453160Everyone has a counter to rev, output more dam. There is no counter to any phase of horizon except another horizon; it is pathetic. And they wait to shoot at each other after eliminating every other basic legend.
>>446583660>>446558919>Nightwish?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc9_2aND7Dc
Babs
How do you even recover from this if you represent DarkZero in Apex Legends?
comp cucks just got a big fat reality check lmaocomp apex is tiny
>>446635773>Yeah, I bet most of the player base has no idea that ALGS is a thing. I've been playing since day 1 and I didn't find out about it until split 2 last year. I genuinely had no clue.Lol, lmao even.
The FGC won, it's the only viable esports. Time to take up the sticks.
CPS
>>446600957>>446583469Ah yeh... never happened.
Titanfall 3!
>>446637548kek
>my "tummy"?>what about it?
>>446640671wraith femdom
>>446637793Releasing soon after Apex 2. Trust plan
Titanfall-sisters, we can finally go home... /tfg/ awaits...
>>446635773Remember when I said 200 people max care about comp lol
>>446637220I wouldn't know about it if not for the sissies here freaking out about it every time it's on
>>446642415wraith desperately wanting to be in charge but not getting her way
>>446635773I saw a comment saying NRG was "worth a quarter billion dollars" and that's why they refused EA's deal of 60k to sell skins with their name on it.Now they're leaving Apex and got jack shit instead. Based EA tbqh.
>>446659038its respawn not ea
esports is a losing proposition (in terms of profits) and that's never been a secret. Every org will eventually follow suit. This shit is not shocking in the slightest
>>446659821Maybe not every multiplayer game should be destined or supposed to have an esports scene. CS works because the game is very simple and easy to understand, there's only two teams facing each other at any time and Valve was very smart in how they financed the scene and the game, but they're in a unique position compared to other companies.Last I checked LoL esports was bleeding money, the players have inflated salaries and the scene doesn't generate enough revenue with all the costs it has for venues, casters, broadcasters etc.
This game is complete dogshit. I can’t see anything half the time the colours all smear together. Remember when multiplayer games had designated colours for enemies like a red outline or something? This game has so many fucking multicoloured skins and shit everyone just blurs into the background and I’m constantly fighting my eyes from glazing over. It’s infuriating I unironically miss when shooters were grey and brown.
I'm so tired of it all
>>446661235>Remember when multiplayer games had designated colours for enemies like a red outline or something?No? We didn't have that when I played this a decade ago. We were shooting 1x1 pixels off in the distance and we liked it.More seriously, I used to have the same problem as you. My eyes wouldn't focus and I'd start glazing over the whole screen like I was lost, especially in fights. The reality is that you need to play A LOT more for your eyes to get used to it. It's like a muscle you need to train.
>>446661059the problem is everyone outside of the players started to create roles out of thin air so now they need a paycheck
Meanwhile on /r/apexlegendshttps://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/16k680u/truly_a_apex_experience/(sorry for plebbit posting)
>>446661659I’ve been playing since the game came out and it’s been a constant problem. Too many clown skins running around and hyper saturated colours everywhere just hurts my eyes. I seriously think they need to put outlines around the characters it’s that bad
>>446662719if you're gonna insist on not wearing glasses because you're a zoomer, at least play Mad Maggie since her passive highlights recently damaged enemies with red outlineor buy new monitor or disable in-game shadows or disable anti-aliasing
Are the TF2 servers fixed on console or just PC?
>>446663152>Mad Maggie since her passive highlights recently damaged enemies with red outlinethe best part of maggies kit that people are finally picking up on. bangs natural enemy is the maggo
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Horizon in olympus pubs is like playing on easy mode
>ttv off doing their own shit>throws the gameLike clockwork.
>>446675664>unleashing our octane teammate on every squad he seesWe all know that feel. Always helps when they actually damage the enemies though
>>446649672/tfg/ is coming back?Thank fuck, I hate this shitty game.
>>446661059>CS works because the game is very simple and easy to understand>Valve was very smart in how they financed the scene and the gameCough Gambling money cough Saudi Oil money cough US Air Force?But I will agree Valve is definitely smart in how they let their esports scene blossom. They didn't create a monopoly over the tournaments, allowing 3rd parties to invest and were generous in the major prize pool, allowing teams to get a share of their stickers. Respawn or should I say Retardspawn, have their degrees in business management from schools in Africa.
why is every legendary pretty common on the ground except for disrupter rounds? I've found it maybe twice in like 80 games. that's including looting peoples bodies. digi is pretty common even when not in crafter
>>446680471Yeh digi is common too.I guess disruptor is seen as more OP
>>446663152not him but I can't see shit even with glasses. shit sucks. I have some mid MSI moniter that is 27" 144hz so I can't blame it on the monitor really. just shit eyes
is WE at night going to be on the normal rotation Tuesday or just an LTM? If it's an LTM, we should be able to get badges since it's basic BR
Obviously you guys are prisoners to a terrible game made by terrible people and played by arguably the worst FPS players in gaming but I do have some respect of your fight against your inevitable demise to /vm/.
>>446687254'CAUSE IT'S A BITTER SWEET SYMPHONYTHIS GAMENO CHANGE, I CAN CHANGEI CAN CHANGE, I CAN CHANGEBUT I'M HERE IN MY MOULDBUT I'M A MILLION DIFFERENT LEGENDS FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXTI CAN'T CHANGE MY MOULDNO NO NO NO NO
>>446687254it literally only has me trapped because of fomo with the battlepass. I can care less other than that. it sucks ass I missed the mastiff reactive a couple seasons ago because I didn't want to play at all. and mastiff is my favorite shotty... :(but I gotta say, that car reactive I got last season is ass. probably the most generic reactive. shame being my favorite smg
First ranked game of the day in gold 2, I fight the entire LG 3 stack.these devs are truly something else
>>446689595baby girl come meet the poo
>>446689595proofs?
So titan fall fans are coming here to cheer our demise?I feel like this will be short lived (for them)
>>446689109just 40 days until we are back
>>446689394speaking of which, I just noticed the eva only has one variant at level 110. there's always been 2 since I started in season 10
duos is harder than trios I swear. almost everyone is on discord together
>>446663843Both
>>446694121The first version was moved to 25
>Land>Turn corner>Instantly shot twice with a wingman for half my health>Enemy teammate knows exactly where I am after I run to heal, downedEither most people are hacking these days or the enemies they're matching me with are fucking perfect. Literally don't miss shots from half the world away and I can get downed in 1/5th of a second perfect.
>Start up match>"This isn't Titanfall">Close out and start up Titanfall
>IGL my team into a perfect end game spot>one of them decides to fall onto a team of 3 underneath himits just too much....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqpnof9Kk00
>>446690153TF|2 is great, but it lacks our beloved Wattums. They finally arrived in current year and have Nessies, but they still have a long way to go.
fuck titanfall fuck it!
>>446457750Faggot you came from that tranny thread, dont lie
>>446705765I will be honest, i find the movement and age of the game daunting, knowing most people still playing are probably monsters.
Guess the average kda of all players
>>446717504.6
>Teammates have purple and blue shield>I still have white>They full commit to a fight in a shit spot for some reason>Decide I'll just hang back and plink to try to assist instead of becoming a liability, they might still pull it off>They get melted instantly and die>Run and hide>Enemy knows exactly where I am anyway>Evac away>Land on another team that was just standing around in a buildingI think at this point upwards of 60-70% of people I fight have some combination of actual hacks, legal aimbot or are full premades.
>>446620418I reinstalled tf2 after hearing it got updated and the game feels so good its insane how apex gutted everything fun about it
>>446689394I cannot fathom having fomo with apex battle passes, they have been chock full of nothing since season 12
>>446712698I played late last night and everyone plays it like cod. No movement, just shitters. I was the only one slide hopping after just learning how to do it and trashing pilots with the mastiff. Its kino
>>446705750
>>446722023lel, should see plebbit too>using legal aimbot>hidden mmr put them on their skill "level", including people that are just good>complain they are not as cracked as last seasonsit's fun to see the meltdown at leastalso>play with 2 friends>one of them is busy with works>another friend joins, main bangalore>almost always win fights nowholy shit bang smoke just make shitter a shit
>Both teammates die>Pull some bullshit, fight off two enemies to get their banners>Get away>Respawn beacon has enemies around it>Turn, round a corner>Different team>Turn, round another corner>Another different team>Run, turn, round another corner>ANOTHER different team>Finally die
>Fighting for about 2 minutes straight, trading back and forth in an isolated part of the map>They push us, I melt the shit out of one but get shot by the whole team before I can down him>Teammates both run instantly>Spectate them>Premade duo>71 and 198 damage>One PC one console>PC is on roller>Both have heirloomsAbout to go play Titanfall. Got it while it was on sale and half played the campaign. Anything's better than this.
>They actually made his heirloom a guitarFuseChad I apologize.
>people forgot how to bubble fight>two pump people with gibby>teammates are impressed wow everyone who use play when gibby was meta left didn't they?
>>446436637Nigger
I've never lost a fight vs a Triple Take thjis season
>>446747156not enough people using it like a shotgun like they should, i suppose
I've tried fortnite after this trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CZC4gXVuKc andI actually had fun playing it. Fun. I don't even like cartoon artstyle, but it was still fun. I had fun, instead of malding about cheaters, rollers, shit matchmaking, dead balance, shit skins, shit events, shit recolors, shit servers, fresh batch of bugs, prices. I've been playing apex since release, and all I see is a festering corpse of a game I liked.
>>446734053>half played the campaign
>>446705750nice blyat
>>446747821based
>>446705750cheater crosshair in all its glory
>>446689595Horrific match making go up correlates to playercount go down
>attempt to casually solo grind RP in this game after having fun in Titanfall 2 and noticing remnants of movement tech still work in this game... to an extent so i decide to suffer the torture again for a bit>mentally blocked out that the game is an absolute snoozefest and any form of fun is canceled by the fact this game is just loot then die most of the time>all combat results in playing peekaboo around corners as you chip damage>randos will go grab the attention of other teams meanwhile letting others get behind us and we get pinched and die>you miss your opportunity to unload a clip on someone, you're basically fucked now>broken moonits unbelievable how this game has over 100k concurrent players. This shit is so fucking BORING AND LAME. Respawn doesnt CARE. I HATE THIS. I DONT UNDERSTAND VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE
>>446749712there's a highly suspicious number of fresh accounts (sub level 50) in all my pub games nowAnd not smurf accounts either - straight up noob players. I hardly ever see old accounts, so I bet there's lots of attrition going on
>>446747821my coomerbrain made me buy the ivy skin cause that ass muh dick
My friends pulled me back into this game and I'm so fucking terrible.Idk how I keep losing trades that I start.
>>446761559Fortnite has nice asses
It would be cool if r5reloaded was really popular and they just importe a bunch of maps from open world games and they worked perfectly with battle royale
>>446762381Aim at the head
>O no, enemy shoots me at close quarters>mmmm yes, I'll put smoke down, even if it won't help me>Teammates can't see shit? Not my problem! Time to disconnect ;)
>>446747821fortnite won...
>>446776310>gets into fight>baits teammates into shit position>smokes the area>abandons their teammates after they take a slither of damage> "WHY ARE MY TEAMMATES SO USELESS">throws down more smoke>runs away>spends the next 2 minutes prancing around and poking enemies until finally grabbing their teammates banner>respawns teammates>smokes the area and runs away before enemy squads swoop in
>>446762381Can't fight rollers in the open.
page 10...
>>446779873Why bump it if you have nothing to say? Why prolong the misery and suffering?
No, i'm not playing the game today.Yes, i'm still appreciating Wattson's existence.
>>446780018because axg has to live
>>446762381Play Bang and suddenly become god because rollers are so used to aimbot
>>446780970I haven't played this game in a while and I don't miss it>the fun gamemode that is mixtape is just the same handful of unoptimized maps taken from BR>you play against controller players and people playing catalyst/caustic and putting traps everywhere and snipers>pubs are so bad that even streamers with 10k hours complain about facing 3 stacks all the time>STILL no Wattson prestige skin and town takeoverIt's over.
Two more days, trust the plan.
i miss valkyrie
I've gotten to the point I've just started recognizing when things are going to go to shit, usually by subtle things my retard teammates do, and just running immediately and letting them act as distractions.It's working well for me.
>>446712698Was playing earlier today and was expecting to see players like you see in those clips of Kraber 360 noscope flying across the map clips, but as tthe other anon said, a lot of people don't have movement down. if you can slide jump and chain a couple of wall runs AND track your targets, you're already ahead of others. Still, play some Frontier Defence if you feel intimidated by the pacing. You'll be surprised at how familiar it is despite the higher tempo of play.
Think i might 'pex a little tonight.>>446803068The game deserves to die at this point considering how many chances we have given it over many disappointing updates.For the money that it rakes in, its disgraceful.
>still no tdm only mode with 50+ score setting and challenges for the bpJust do something fun Respawn, just once
>>446819754It's soul draining to put any hope in this awful company.
I heard the challenges are harder this year, what battlepass level is everyone at right now? For me it's like level 35
>>446823271Lvl 50 atm, they put all the apex coins towards the end so you're forced to grind it to completion.
>>446823241How nice of Respawn to get rid of the annoying door break animation that blinds you
some overwatch streamers are playing apex, they're much more fun to watch since they play the actual battle royale format instead of running the lobbies down
>>446830702>wake up babe, new noreg just dropped>*sigh*
>>446828797sounds gay. streamers are lame
/axg/ is in deep cryogenic slumber at this point
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>>446777412I hate smokenigress so much it's unreal
https://youtu.be/SWer_bfiKUA?si=L6zC0QObX44rpmbk>never see the devs responsible for making matchmaking>its the most controversial aspect because its so terribleFuckin respawn
>>446751271The whole design impetus behind Apex is the idea that movement turned Titanfall into a dumb game purely based around reactions and mechanical skill. The game is slow and mechanically stale by design, because they want the average shooter player to be able to compete with "decisionmaking." The cool movement stuff that remains is either an ability with a huge cooldown or incidental and janky.
>>446861762this game doesnt reward decision making as much as it could, instead it punishes playing. Playing to rat the whole game and only fight when necessary is really how they think people should play, and its incredibly boring to the casual player
>>446867451>casual playerwhich is 95% of the playerbase
>>446867451the idea that movement doesn't allow interesting decisionmaking is, in itself, incredibly fucking dumb, as you can see from watching any reasonably high-level quake duel
>loud mouthed console fags on mic>carry their retard ass past first fight>they bitch about someone aiming better than them>second fight they go down again>they start whispering "lookit this dumbass" on mic and not calling anything out as im attempting to save their asshonestly, i hate these faggots were right, i shoulda ditched em when they went out of circle, but its pubs
>>446830702>>446831157I'd posted a webm of this exact thing 3 years ago.
>>446861762The problem is, titanfall has all movement available in a simple way. Apex movement is an obscure half legal shit taking a lot of jerking off training.
>knucklefucker buffreally just unnecessary, fuse is perfectly balanced as is
>last stream: 15 days agozer0bros.... we got too cocky!!!
>>446891447K W A B O T Y
>seer dropped to least picked legendbased now horizon next
>>446906470Why is this playerbase so fucking dumb lmaoHint it's cause they're majority brown
>>446900869what THE FUCK, does that mean? I see it all the time on /tv/ and /v/fucking acronyms a shit
>orgs leaving apex and 30 pro players are LFT (looking for team)>redditors are blaming and harassinf EA like it's EA's fault (it isn't)Bro these fucking orgs have 5+ sponsors, merch website stores and these Redditors seem to forget this. These orgs also spent millions of dollars on buying a "compound" headquarter and paying celebrities to "sign" with their org aswellBad money management, not EA's or Respawn's fault (I hate both Respawn and EA but they did nothing wrong here)
>>446819754They did on april 1st. For 1 day. Then took it away before half the players even got to try it.
lets make our own org
>>446907494part of it is orgs being retarded with money (as is the case with every esport), the rest is pros themselves being retarded and lazy. this isn't a real sport with a shitton of money involved, you can't make money exclusively off of playing the game. you need to market yourself and do content creation but most pros act like they're too good to even stream semi regularly. people make fun of streamer teams or orgs that shill a lot of merch but how else do you make money if most people watch ALGS on twitch for free and there's no org skins? why would sponsors be interested in you if stream once every 6 months to a audience of 20 people tops? why would orgs keep you signed if you can't win any tournaments AND no one knows who you are because you never post anything on social media?well most apex pros also can't even show up to scrims so i suppose they don't take the playing part seriously either.
>>446909007This. Entitled zoomer shitters who bully pros who are over 28 years old and call them "old man"Zoomers who where born after 2000 are so fucking entitled.Can't wait to see what org Zer0 joins. I will tear down his psyche and he won't even make LAN and he will spiral down and get what he deserves. Karma's a bitchalso SweetDreams will get what he deserves.
>>446908934I'll make the logo (i'm downtown om business meeting at a 5star hotel bar but my colleagues are soon done with their 20 dollar drinks)
>>446907084kek = turkish cakeKWAB = kek what a bitch Figure the rest out.
>>446908934who we poaching
>>446914705kek what a bitch of the year?
>>446914705kek = lol when horde players write 'lol' and Alliance cant understand horde language
Even with death looming on the horizon, CSGO is much more active than Ape Sex. hahahahahhaha cucks
>>446918160Honestly think anyone would be better off playing csgo over this, because Apex is so gutted and not even treated like a proper competitive game despite trying to regularly run pro tournaments and shit. Respawn doesnt want you to have fun
>last tweet: 10 septemberZer0sisters... we got too cocky!!!
lol. kek even.
>>446439875Their ultimates only work if they're both in the same team. The ultimate is gay sex anal vore 69
https://twitter.com/HisWattson/status/1703801302491267279That looks kinda cool actually.
>>446930980The fuck is nitter? Twitter for niggers?
>>446930610>>446930980oh look nobody cares, get a life, take a shower you smelly schizotard
ASSend leaves Apex
>>446932903bpf sisters...
>>446933356
streamers, pros and youtubers are all gay
>>446932292front-end for twitter and you can see all tweets without needing to create an account at the midlife crisis convicted fraudster shitter elon musk's website (twitter/x)
>>446932903Kashera is very much a horrible person like Zer0, Sweet and Genburten (harassing and screaming at squad mates or other players). Get fucked and good riddanče
Apex comp scene is crashing and burning. We knew it would happen after this LAN though.
>>446938869me on the left
Wraith milk..
>>446938869why did he take a hotter gold digger?
>>446938869holy fuck he has gotten fatcommon roller lifestyle
sealion exposed himself when he was trying to expose teq kek
>>446944119>hot>that thingerm
>>446951202had he stayed quiet it would've just been chalked up as teq being a schizo as usual, how do you mess up something like this
>>446944934Raven's always been a fat fuck.
Has this thing in sky always been there?
>>446943431
>>446938869halchads cant stop winning
>>446932903>>446933356>>446938541They left on their own terms. Can you not read. Anyways fuck this gay esport
>>446951202Yeah what a retard.>he was writing up.. data? noooooo that's unhealthy bro!Always knew Sealion was useless as a coach and hardly a valuable "analyst". Also Teq is right about Pandxrz being a prissy bitch that doesn't like to be criticized for his mistakes as if he weren't playing this game for a living...
I don't even know who that is
Yeah he needs to explain the whole thing
>>446969256Genuinely dont know any of these names. Think you need to touch grass
>>446970683I don't want to
>A little over a 1.0 kda on Apex>Try TF2 since it was on sale>Over 3.0 kda even as a complete noobAmazing what no rollers and not being punished for being better than average does for you.
>My team gets two purples and a blue>Get aped by a team with all whites INSTANTLY on drop and they somehow both fucking die without downing even one>All standing out in the open>One did 30 damageWhen can I get something other than a drowsy duckling as a teammate?
>teammate bloodhound with master badges from previous seasons>won't stop following me and looting the same bins as me>doesn't move while he's shooting>keeps scanning open areas
>>446971756game is also significantly easiertf2 apes like to pretend its some hardcore niche game but the ttk is so easy and Le Go Fast Speed Is Le Life doesnt actually work when you're going in a straight line and i can hitscan you out of the sky
Game is so dead that I've had the same dude on my team four times now.
can u guys explain to me what teh big fucking deal is with staying back form teh ring as long as possible?all these players never wanna go inside ring, they wanna stay out and and end up dying outside the ring all the fucking time and i have to lose points because of it.
>>446979012ring hurt and kill youme stay away from ringme smartme win game by being in end zone
>>446979012Epic rat tactics
https://streamable.com/mfr5n4What a weird series of events.
>wow mom look at this totally sick clip of me killing a literal afk bot
>>446979012They literally lack future thought. They see a team and think>Gotta fight em, can't leave and fight them since they're here and not thereWhile failing to consider they ALSO have to go to ring, so you can just gatekeep them in a good spot you got early by rotating and fight them there without eating ring the whole time. If you get a team that consistently prioritizes>Ring>Fight>Ring>Fight>Ring>FightYou're practically guaranteed to go up hundreds of points.
>>446979012orange gaming fun
>>446984834people dont do this because its boring. new players also dont do this, because they're retarded. At this point i dont think people really care about badges anymore and just play how they want, which is typically play on the edge of your seat and love soaking up damage for that 1 squad wipe
>>446906730Or maybe because Apex is a CoD clone with aim assist.
>>446432112What are you talking about Tuesday, March 11, 2014 7:00:00 AMFriday, October 28, 2016 7:00:00 AMMonday, February 4, 2019 8:00:00 AM
>>446432112ahem retard anon... unixtimestamp . com
>>446974248>the asian bump in playercount is goneoh nonono
>here's your Frankfurt 1 EU Germany server bro
>>446958104I was talking about Hal
>>447012162https://streamable.com/98xae7habibi
>>446956013Meant to type didnt
>120mg codeine (grapefruit boosted on empty stomach)>500mg lyrica>4g kratom>monster energy drinkYep, it's chill mode ranked as wraith
>>447015701>Stretched resolutionThe sudden jump to something this inane was pretty funny
>>447015701Reddit moment.>Faide cheating with movement config filesSource?
>>447015701new /ourguy/ list dropped?
>>447018728not sure but A lot of streamers have Wooting keyboard now which has macro in the keyboard itself which makes superglide 100% accuracy, so the config is on the keyboard now. Pros think it's okay and they use it on LAN tournaments. Same with "Wirtual" Trackmania streamer and Youtuber. He told his keyboard to use 40% steering and got a world record but if 40% steering was used in software it would be cheating. He caught some slack and had to apologize in a youtube videofuck Wooting hardware macro cheaters
>>447019948if rollers can abuse configs keyboards should too
>>447019948https://www.reddit.com/r/TrackMania/comments/w7y4mu/did_wirtual_cheat_the_author_time/
>>447020060No. Respawn needs to ban it worldwide and not just in tournaments (and pros are using hardware configs now i tournaments so they are cheating in tournaments)configs on both roller and mnk needs to be permabanned and Wooting needs to srop being a hardware cheat provider)anyone using a Wooting or similar keyboard is a cheater
>>447020413they should ban it, but they aren't banning it nor are they doing anything about aim assist. so until that changes i see no problem with people using wooting.
>>447015701Nano bros... we won.Now post this on reddit
>>447020413How is the wooting keyboard cheating? lmaoIt just has better response time than most other keyboard lol
wooting doesn't have a superglide macro this guy is just a retard
this game has the most flagrant rigged matchmaking I've ever seen. Holy fuck.
>>447028628Can you even see the rank of your teammates? I just came back a little over a week ago and at Bronze 3 one of my teammates was Diamond 1 and the other was a silent retard that I revived 5 times.
>>447028831I can't see ranks but the matchmaking feels extremely scripted. I was actually excited about my wins but on reflection they are totally scripted. The game just decides to throw you a bone when you are right on the brink of quitting.it's disgusting
Reminder that Zer0 schizo had the opportunity to confront Zer0 at the LAN but he chickened out.
reminder i had long passionate semi-consensual sex with yukaf in his hotel room
>>447022686you can macro 2 key presses at exact milliseconds. one key press = 2 actions. This is used to get exact timing on superglide
>>447029341>going to fucking Birmingham voluntatirlyif it's in a civilised city next time I'll go
>>447029341Zer0 did everything himself. I didn't need to break his fingers at photo session. He embarassad himself just fine.We'll see what team he joins next. There's a rumor that DarkZero (more like DarkZeroPoints) implodes soon. Meanwhile I will haunt him electronically over the internet.
Sweet also embarassed himself. He will never win a tournament. He will always be in ImperialHal's shadow, just like Zer0.NRG implodes soon. They dropped their apex team because Sweet is a brand risk lmao
How do you even recover from this? Zer0 literally shut down because they didn't make finals. I wouldn't want to be in the same elevator as him. He would probably choke or stab me in frustration as literally everyone laughed at him because all his trash talk backfired spectacurarly
>>447019948>>447020413who used it on lan?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveApex/comments/16mrwku/loda_on_ea/>blaming EA and calling them game devs when they are the publisher only. Respawn is the devwhy are swedes like this?
>>447034378Alliance Hakis, DarkZero Zer0pretty much everyone. Hakis has said on stream that he has superglide double-key macro i thinklike every pro has Wooting now. Also TSM Mande
https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/16m6qfo/is_it_me_or_are_the_number_of_people_using_zen_on/probably 35 of all players are now cheating with configs, strikepsvl/cronus zen anti-recoil for controller, steam roller config to have tap strafe on roller, mnk anti-recoil script/config via Logitech programand im not counting wallhackers, radar, and aimbot here
>>447031123Yeah, but you need 1ms between the buttons otherwise it won't work.
>>447002787>>447005781samefag, way to wait three days before replying. unix timestamps are fucking gay and mean nothing in reality, nigger redditor
>>447036206i hope you mean 35% and yes i've been in that 35% percent for 3 years now
>>447035893but where is the proof
Explain to me why we already have recolors of heirlooms when not every legend has an heirloom yet.
>>447045115It's very simple
>>447045115Wraith will get even more relic shit, before all current roster will get first heirloom weapon.
>>447045115shush
babs...
>>447046236swimadam pilled
femdom with catalyst
>>447046791At best it's trannydom.
>>447041951> Two people know I'm retarded I'll call them samefag
Wake me up when the update is live.
>>447046236amazing
>>447047069>two people consecutively decided to give a shit about a post mode several days ago.the shit I took this morning was more conscious than you
>>447046236Based
>Playing ranked in this dogshit piss of a gameNoone actually does it, right? No one spends hours actually sitting in a hiding spot instead of just going into a fight in non-ranked, right?
>update drops>it's 5GB>1M relates to the actual gameplay changes>4.999GB just ships more goyslop skins and assets for FOMO eventsthe absolute state of F2P titles
haha what a dogshit collection event and LTMnot gonna participate in that dogshit LTM that replaces regular trios for 2 fucking weeks
>>447050367That's weird, because fortnite got WAY more content and skins and cosmetics.>Apex 65gb>Fortnite 38gb
POINT AND LAUGH AT HORIZON FUCKSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
why are all valkyrie skins so ugly
I don't see why you'd play anything but Skirmisher.>Oh my teammates able to get to high grounds/ go far away/ go in and out of battle while I am here fucking stuck
>>447050437retarded gimick. you know what would be cool LTMs? Something fucking simple that's been done before like solos or 3rd person. technically, every legend is viable in solos. the only things that wouldn't work for some legends are passives. and I'm aware they said they would never so solos again years ago because player retention and some players need carries to keep them playing. literally what their logic was when they said no more solos
>>447055532These knock-off doom skulls are clearly tuned for the mouthbreathing console bot players - they move so slowly, take an age to lock on and screech constantlyGetting 1k damage from these is going to be so tedious
Everytime I Q in the air now, I just get beamed. fuck this update. They ruined the most fun legend
>>447056352based respawn
>>447056352>I just get beamedMaybe you should use this skill as an actual lift, not as a way to eat a battery or snipe people?
bald wraiths every fuckin where on the LTM
I feel like I'm probably the only one who doesn't like this early WE
I fucking hate WE and wish it was removed from game completely. Everyone lands in the middle, it gets cramped - or you have to spend rest of the game trying to find anyone.
holy fuck this Halloween event is two packs of ass.
>>447061994its not halloween yet
LTM has no sbmm/eomm I feel like. usually pairs me with level 7 lifelines
>Make 10 knockouts with Marksman>Made around 6 or so already>It still shows 0RESPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNNNN
I CAN'T SEE SHIT
That's a lotta complainin' for a free to play game.
>>447064203yeah, I had like 8/10 yesterday and it shows it reset to 0
>>447064915my gf on the right
>>447064915This wattson ruined my evening mood.
>>447064915Wattson needs her diaper changed, damn
ah finallysilky smooth 50fps at 540p
>>447065613O KURWA
>>446401972>reinstall Apex a few days ago, god knows why>damn this performance is fucking nuts it runs so much better I've got steady 165 frames goddamn they really improved and optimized performance>wanna talk about Apex on /vg/>there's no thread>goddamn this game is truly dead, huh?BUFF ASHEGIVE ASHE MORE UTILITYBUFF MY TITANFALL 2 ROBOWAIFU
Now I can finally play Whorizon without being cringe.
>>447065785NUNCHUK
>>447066093I fucking hate the stupid nunchuks they look like retarded dildos with the ribs and the color scheme sucks... But I'm still going to get them for her when I have heirloom shards because I love Ash that much.
that Anubis skin for Bangalore is kinda bussin ngl
>>447066329>gay little dagger on the backshould remove that desu
>>447065737we do be fraggin
https://twitter.com/kralrindo/status/1704179671380693009
>>447066329Since we got the Greek/Egyptian skins outta the way, it's time for the Abrahamic skins next. Who would make a good Muhammad? Jesus? Moses? Wattson definitely Virgin Mary.>>447066454It's called a khopesh.
>>446980892Good to know where the bots land from that side, thanks
>rev prestige is knight themed even though he already has a legendary knight skinshame, wish they kept with the pilot them desu
>>447067468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPB2Jyqfj_o&ab_channel=HYPERMYSTreally derivative for what could have been. interesting 1st form though
So the new event is a recycled map.... but also you get a new grenade? That's literally it? That's their new "gamemode"?
>>447065587>>447065609Touch grass.
OH SHIT I GOTTA GRIND LEGEND TOKENS FOR THAT VALK SKIN
>>447067781They can't even be subtle with their greed. Buff a character to be pub nightmare and then release recolored heirloom and prestige skin in such a short span of time while many characters are still missing their first heirloom.
>Mmmm yesss you know grenades?>How about if...they could follow you?>Yes, and players could carry unlimited amount of them?>Yeah! And they also fucking screamed every time they're used, and you could just throw all of them!>Amazing!
>>447068161valk on the 3rd. wifeline, path, mirage on the 17th. those are good. maybe the scarecrow octane
>>447068040Fattson
>>447068161>only one (1) Wattson skinme no buy
>>447068608I wasn't clear but I was referring to the re-sale of Frozen Blossom on the 31st.Is Valk still good? Is she fun? I barely play the game nowadays and I never actually bought her. I main Ash but if I was to buy a new legend for fun I've intended to buy Valk and then Fuse.
>>447068014people have a lot of nostalgia for this shit map so it's probably the only LTM in recent time that's not going to die within a week. Especially if the only way to play trios is the LTM or ranked.I don't mind old stuff coming back as long as it's good. solos and 3rd person won't die off in a week. everyone enjoyed those at the time and with the larger player base, queues will be populated the entire event
>>447068161>Pirate Queen is coming backRejoice fellow Lifebab mains if you don't have it yet
let me guess you NEED>240hz monitor>300fps>gayming headphones to isolate all outside noise (no one talks to you anyway)>logitech gayming mouse 50g (modded)>zowie mousepad>30 ping>0 packet loss
>>447068962It just never ceases to frustrate me how little investment this game gets. It's the best shooter on the market and i love the gameplay, but i've been playing since season 4 and there's just no good new content ever, you only get a map every 3 seasons. EA could have a behemoth in their hands but they settle for mediocrity.
>>447069073I don't play Lifeline but I own Judge Jury Executioner. It is the only Lifeline skin I would ever want or need (it covers up her face and makes her face white with a mask that's more aesthetic than her actual face).>>447069420Remove aim assist on PC and it's the best competitive shooter in 15~ years.
>>447069589They're never removing aim assist, you know that. We all know that. For the rest of Apex's lifetime, it will be plagued by controller players with aimbot and on top of that using strike packs to not have recoil
>>447069589Lifeline has lot of good skins to choose from
i had mouse accel on
Why does Respawn hate Ash so much, bros? Do they resent her because she's a reminder of the superior game that they're not allowed to make a sequel to? Why can't they throw me a crumb? A little crumb? Her last buff was to her tactical. The buff took it from absolutely useless to somewhat less than useless. Why does Revenant get a rework but Ash doesn't get shit? Not that I want her completely reworked, just buffed.
lifeline rework next
>>447066329for me, its the seerger
>>447071143She's already had 2, there's little you can do when the core mechanics are based around "your teammates need to make mistakes to be useful, but not ones so bad that they instantly die"
>>447071143I like the way she is now. Ability to call down cover, bats and shield upgrades is pretty nice and you don't have to carry so many meds around so it leaves more room for nades. Heal bot could use a small cooldown reduction and fixed so it doesn't disappear inside heat shields randomly.
>world's edge
>>447070732They’ll probably rework her when she gets her prestige skin.
>>447075332WHEN WILL THAT BE?!
How do people play defense legends? I am curious. Like, you and your team constantly moving, and your abilities feel like hours to replenish. Do you really have to always go and quickly pick everything up, like an autist? I mean, the gave is VERY quick-paced, plus all your structures are easily destroyed with grenades. When I pick defense legend - I feel like I am picking roller skates in a sport cars race.
>>447075332Can't wait to see how they'll ruin her
>>447075980aggressively
I was using gamecaster to record things but now its discontinued so i need a new recorder thats free and has no watermarks.
>>447068161>>447068794It's so ogre....>>447068608>valkeverything reminds me of catalyst and the trashy wattson skins now...
>>447078242OBS (doesn't capture automatically afaik)Insights CaptureNvidia ShadowplayMedal.tvPowder.ggOverwolf OutplayedAnd the one I use: Steelseries GG but you might not be interested if you don't have Steelseries gear. Besides that it's the only clipping software that doesn't make my game stutter intermittently, is fairly lightweight, detects Apex kills/wins automatically, it comes with an aim trainer (never used) and some other crap I don't use as well. Do NOT enable Sonar. I also block it from phoning home in the firewall.
>>447081710I just went for ShareXTurns out last time i used it was 2019 but i dont think i recorded on it. I think it's good enough but i will try out other suggestions if im not so satisfied with some features.Realised i had to disable adblocker when the steelseries download wouldnt work, i will try that too thanks.
I was going to get the wattson heirloom first but seeing this Fuse heirloom i realised that they are basically a meme anyways and i dont want it covering my screen when im playing Wattson anyways so i might get this one.Might just not look at any of its animations so not to spoil it, not that i know its good but i like guitars anyways.
i... is that it?
>>447069179all those things and more
>>447084485Yes now give us 160 dollars you bigoted racist
>>447084485its only 2 days as well :^)
I dont want it to be halloween yetFucking americans
>>447085467isn't it like in a month and a half? what the fuck is respawn doing
>>447086401They like to do thisI guess they are panicking because they have nothing else lined up
ok im not reading this threadbut this new map is so fucking dark i cant see shit
>>447086547>items are way more outlinedis this on purpose?
They fix SBMM so pubs are actually fun again?
Damn not a single Wattson skin in the store. I guess we are entering another dark age>>447083250>>447081710Yeh i tried it out and steelseries seems good. The 3 kill/knock auto clip thing is a bit annoying when you are winning alot of jammy hot drops so i might turn it off.
>>447087280My matches were actually fun today so maybe
>>447087289You can turn off the overlay and sound in the options, it will still clip in the background. Also low quality at 1080p60fps seems to have the best quality:file size ratio.Winged Menace in the shop.
Been playing The First Descendant beta, I'm so confused about what this game is supposed to be.
>>447078242Pic but Ash because I think she's badass.
>>447089738I put it at 720p high but you may be right
>>447090005destiny like
>>447047463is that where your brain went? just accept you're a fucking retard
>>447055532>solos mode would just ruin player retentionmake it a separate mode?? huh?? do they think they need to replace the main BR mode with LTMs for them to work?? wha?? how is Respawn chock full of non thinking retards that this is an issue?
i'm tryin ta fuck lifeline
I noticed they made those event badges a little more grindy.
>matchmaking fixed>whorizon balanced>guns balanced>performance improved>game is fun again>club(0)Damn.This version of World's Edge is so much more fun than what we got now and it's not even close, forgot how good Sorting Factory was for fighting with all the spots you can hide and climb.
>>447098847>matchmaking fixedIs it actually fixed or is this just cope?
>>447099239It's fixed. You can shit on poor, innocent, low levels again and feel like you're good at the game.
>>447099331Sounds great.
>>447095334imagine if she was white and called wattson:(
>>447098847KC/WE/OLY map rotation too until the end of the season which should be better than Broken Troon.
wtf is this? I was farming with the Scout (8 knocks) and I'm rewarded with -10 knocks
>>447065785Just play titanfall lol
>>447069073>pirate queen>not thisThighs for days tho
>>447084485>shellniggas really thought a mario kart item was a great LTM idea
I only now found out you can toggle Fuse's passive on or off.
>>447069763games full of cheaters. not just controller players. my bud downloaded cheats and he had players looking through walls and kneeling at him to know they were on the same page. sounds like schizo shit but it's fr
>Titanfall 2 has working official servers againLLLLAAATTTERRRR BBBIIITTTCCCHHHHAHAHAHAHA
fusechads hows the heirloom
so... are there official patch notes or are we just guessing what they did?
i rank up and down between bronze ii and bronze i. i hate this shit
>>447102409it's really living (s)Hell but T for Teen lol
>>447046236Wraith, Path, or Horizon rat?
>rev grenades scream when you throw themjesus
>be me>finally log in to see new event>skins are mediocre at best>best thing is that you *have* to play the new event in trios and it's not hidden a few tabs away in the corneru vill play the new event and u vill like it.
>>447118494Sovl
>>447069763>aimbot and on top of that using strike packs to not have recoilBarely have recoil with basic aim assist anyway lol
>meme event has "get 1000 damage" as one of the badge challenges>throw spooky skulls left right center>definitely do damage with some of them>badge tracker is still at 0nice game
I've played 10 event games. And scored zero kills and zero assists. Every single enemy is like this, every single trail is master, every single squad is at least duo premade. I'm myself below 1 kdr.It's absolutely unplayable.
>>447130983ive been getting quite a bit of kills and such. i just hot drop and fuck it. its pubs
>>447133047just won too>no free pack in the rewardsi hate this company
>>447133047hot dropping in pubs is the correct way to play battle royale and any other way is objectively incorrect. Ranked is so omega cucked you'd have to be in The Inferno levels of masochism to want to continue that bullshit
>>447110631A stupid meme weapon
>>447110631https://youtu.be/6Vudy5aey10?si=a4AgiQZMBK7cqrE-Based but the bloodhound stuff is omega gay
>>447104069Bro we know you came from /vm/ dont lie.
>>447130983>supposed 3v3>teammates right near by>im basically playing cat and mouse with a shot gun for a whole minute>teammates still not helping>their whole team are literally chasing me around about 10 metres from where my teammates are The "people" who play this game shouldnt be allowed to vote. Stationary imbeciles. A sentry gun would be better than these morons.
>Ballistic gets Gold Devotion during ult
>>447150897Also rampage gets thermite buffed
>>447150938That's why you run CAR/Hemmy/Rampage
this is the next LTM in 2 weeks. Lame
>>447150897I just choose pk or alternator because they are simple to use in close quarters where i use the ult
>>447152613Based. Now get rid of shield loot altogether
>>447152613Bring back HC royale
Who is next for an heirloom then?
>>447158249Mags
>land>get swarmed by people who won the RNG roll for guns>dieFuck this I'm buying titanfall.
>>447152613Nice I love Halloween. I do miss the first iteration of Shadowfall they had in S3, it's probably never coming back.
https://streamable.com/cnqiywWhy are normies like this?
>>447138583Yeah, this game is actually somewhat enjoyable this way. I turned into a faggot faide wraith for this LTM and its been ok. They could fix ranked, but they refuse to, so fuck their designed way to play, im not gonna drop cold and rat for placements anymore. Until they change the map back to broken coom again, im not gonna play that shit ever.
>>447158723Its gonna be shit isnt it
>>447163627Might be fuses arm
>>447163749>bat outta hell in ApexWould be sovl
>>447158249watty tummy sexo
Could he have saved Apex?
we need a new character i'm already bored of ballistic
WE after dark is so fucking shit, other than the fact that it's one of the worst pubs maps, it's barely dark, absolutely nothing like KC after dark. More like WE at dusk.
>>447094154probably don't believe they have the player count to do so. Warzone has like 8 modes at any given time and every mode queues but there is no separation between console and PC lobbies
https://www.ea.com/news/criterion-games-joins-ea-entertainmentIt's over
>>447177764>It's overFor whomst?
>rev shells deal friendly fire damage>so people can allahu ackbar if you throw one at them....
tranny game
>model a grill>call it a dood
Lobros
Look at all that skinsuit.
THE MAP IS TOO FUCKING DARK I CAN'T SEE SHIT WHAT HAPPENING AROUND ME
>>447183339>>>/vm/trannyfall
>>447193462>can't see shit captain>max bright>can't see shit captain -1
I'm at level 60 in the BP without having bought it yet. Is there enough xp to comfortably get to 110 without playing daily or should I get the upgrade pack that adds +25 levels?
>Equip smoke jogger>Grab Nem>Fill backpacky with talking heads>Crack open my RedlineYup, it's Halloweenie time
>>447195454AND ADD THE FUCKING CONSTANT REV SCREAMING ALL FUCKING AROUNDFUUUUUUCK THIS IS NEXT LEVEL OF BULLSHITTIEST EVENT EVERIT'S LIKE RESPAWN TRIED THEIR WORST SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T PLAY THEIR GAME
>>447197868welcome to hell skinsuit
>>447197868>Heads are very slow>Throw them into Frag every chance I get>Literally prints free kills because everyone's too busy fighting each other to stop
Is the Rev Grenade badge thing broken? I have no points in it and all i do is hunt the grenades.Also, the player quality has gone down again.
>>447201753>Also, the player quality has gone down again.https://streamable.com/qlp7xdIndeed
>want to moz>can't see
>Apex financials have been negative since 17 and now 18 is going to underperform aswell>reboot Titanfall franchiselol. lmfao even.
>>447204821>Tranny Legends caught too many stacks of ass cancer and AIDS>Quick reactivate Chad Fall
>>447204994>>447204821samefag
Permanent nightfall makes joggers bulltproof
>>447204821they ain't rebooting shit they're gonna pay lip service in some upcoming seasonal events lol that's it
They'll never add Cooper, he's too vanilla for this troon platoon
>>447204806>https://streamable.com/qlp7xdHe's not even funny in the cringy sense, why do people love this shitter so much?
>>447150897I personally favor the havoc.
>>447207182>what is Ballisticthanks for outing yourself newfag
>>447152613Valk btfo EVEN HARDER incoming
>>447208720If you're good with havoc then it's worse
>>447209265Sure, except, what race is he?
>>447210918*nglo
>>447210918>>447211026>complain about amerimutt game>complain about the one white mantypical
>>447212415>"white">looks chicano>marries a flip>kid's extra flipya naw
>>447212604mental illness
>>447212604whites look up to us so hard it's embarrassing.
>>447212415>Wally isn't white>Elliot isn't white>Caustic isn't whiteBased fucking retard
>>447213271>elliotanon... i
Fucking ranked has gone to shitRetarded teammates hotdropping on their own and just every other offense under the sun
>>447214032It's always been shit
>>447214353a hard babpill to swallow
>>447175751>>447193462Honestly? Filtered. This version of WE is the best its been in ages. Most changes to the map were fucking garbage, this reversion is actually kind of fun, considering respawn hasnt done anything good in months
>>447215837The map overall is drastically betterFrag might be even more aloha snackbar, an AK pointed at you from every dark corner rat's nest tier
>>447215837they desperately need more map variation like this
>>447214353>>447214825You have me wrong though. Im playing KC so it makes total sense
>447213271yep, its a newfag
>>447216369It's less about variation and more making the post world's maps not shit. Fuckhuge open maps with knee high walls to approach is shit. Funnels fucking suck and the full retard magnet waterfall in Olympus needs to be deleted
I FUCKING HATE WORLD'S FUCKING EDGEIT'S EITHER NO FUCKING ENEMIESOR IT'S FUCKING EVERYONE FUCKING PLAYS MONKEYS ON THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZIPLINES UP AND FUCKING DOWNFUCK YOU
Worlds edge.... Home...
I do be lovin S3 WORLD'S EDGE.
>>447218706>every suspended cargo container has a full team in it>multiple teams scurrying around underneath>enemy wraith and mags zim zam up mine, break both>both fall back down>both try to zim zam back up again without recovering first???
Ah, fragment's back. Perfect, just what I missed the most, retard wraiths dropping my on a building with 2 guns and 10 enemies.
>>447218358The central core of Olympus should definitely get retooled. Remove that entire mountain waterfall, redo the central turbine, and fill in all the empty air space that's there so the devs can be lazy
>Passing jump master to meYou do that - and we'll be going to the hottest spot on map possible. I don't care if you die, or we all die - you gonna pay for being a lazy fuck and passing your fucking role. You gonna die again. I'll be doing it just out of spite. I am gonna get downed - and watch you jump around like an eel on a pan. I will enjoy your struggles. Remember that, fucker.
>They broke matchmaking for the event>I'm now fighting just the general population, not games tailored to fuck me over>Killing and winning way moreThey'll have it fixed soon since they're cunts but this has been refreshing.
>more than 5 posts in the last hourwe r so back brvs
>>446473920>>447140630Bloodhound is a girl.
>>447214032>>447214353If ranked rewarded individual skill, itd be good. Instead they want to force you to get drug down by randoms unless you premake. If you premake, then you're allowed to rank up consistently and have a modicum of fun. Its especially so now that even rookie is -50 rp. Why they even added an option to nofill is beyond me. How the game STILL manages to queue you without a third player or no players, is FUCKING heinous
Bloodhound is a tranny.Fuse fucks a tranny
>>447227557bloodhound is "an hecking cute and valid enby", so she has not and WILL NOT cut her tits off.
>>447227648Anon youre coping. No evidence to suggest bloodhound has tits
>>446401972is the harbinger badges dont work?I know i did like 500 flesh damage on rev shells but its still 0/1000
>>447227963they're bugged. as usual. Their many programmers and competent devs are very busy, so wait for season end patch and they'll fix them :)
>>447228969but it ends tomorrow right?...i want the egyptian skull badge :((((((
>>447229713no theyre going through all the og maps in dark mode
>>447227557nah, she just a tomboy hunter.Probably doesn't care about being feminine so she extra tomboy bush. I wish they gave an option to turn off certain legends voices, I cant sand that gay fake women lipse that trannies have. I wish i could change it or turn it off.
>>447227893>Anon you are coping. No evidence to suggest samus has tits.
>>447219821"fragment"Sonny, let me tell you about a time before the capitol city split and the loot was shit...Oh what's that? we get to relive it again? Gettin' 'Nam flashbacks...
For the first time in ages I don't feel scared of every fucking enemy in this game. I can run around and chase kills and damage without worrying about getting instantly lasered for peeking a corner and then getting aped by an entire team with perfect coordination.It's going to suck when they "fix" this.
>>447236882why?
>>447231279samus is shaped like a woman you imbecile
>>447239645so is blood hound.
I don't even care what Bloodhound is. Bloodhound's hot.
>>447239939no
>>447240859yeah she doesn't have the V shape or arms like fuse or gibby
Cute ebny is part of the itty bitty tiddy committee.
>>447241925>b-but bloodhound isnt built big like fuse or gibby>so that must MEANNN its a woman...no
>>447242314this is schizo level cope
>>447242437cope and seetheYou will carry the space tomboyyou will fuck her hariy pussy and you will take a whiff her her hunter stenchand you will like it.
>>447242692only samus. bloodhound is a man
>>447243228woman*
>>447243327prove it
>>447243673Ambiguous masked character are peak, You are free to enjoy men and be wrong anon like a true faggot.
>>447244040women dont have to be masked to be enjoyable, tranny lover. you're weird
>>447246000You're the one assigning a cock, tranny lover.Out of all possibilities on top of being masked you chose the homo path.Strange. i guess thats the way of the faggot tree
this map is better than current WE.WE had the worst decay
>>447246146assign my cock in your mouth, its just like bloodhound's
>>447253127Fag
>>447254240tranny lover
>>447254420Thats rich form a tranny lover
who cares
Respawn (thankfully) will never reveal he-she schrodinger's cock-vagina, they literally wrote you a blank check. If you cant bend fiction to your will then thats 110% a skill issue.
>Directx 12 is the new engine Respawn talked aboutlmfao. no Source 2, just Directx 12 which is not even an engine but Respawn is calling it one
>>447257579Titanfall2/apex is heavly modified engine right? I dont think they can port their game to Source2
I'm gonna say it.p2020 is good.
>>447257579and they fucked it up too. pre-patch I got better frame pacing and lower gpu/cpu usagenow I lost 100+ frames on average and I randomly get artifacts on smoke like effectsi had to switch back to dx11
>>447070459windows precision mouse pointer mouse accell only affects how the mouse is inside deathbox and loba black market etc lootingevery game made in the last 15 years use raw mouse input (and apex aswell of course). raw mouse input uses raw mouse stream data, so your aiming is consistent even if you have windows Operating system enhanced pointer precision enabledyou can do a 360 degree horizontal mouse drag across your mouse pad in the firing range at varying speeds and you will see that it's consistent with enhanced pointer precision enabled and disabledif you want to see actual mouse accel, you can see difference when enabling mouse accelleration in-game via the apex settings menu, and you can see how fucked your aim is with mouse accel on. remember to disable when you're done
>90mg codeine (grapefruit juice boosted)>4g kratom>monster pipeline punch e-drank (energy drink if you don't know what e-drank means)yep, its gold 2 ranked as wraith time
>>447259081missed seeing you, codeine poster
>>447257579>>447257974>>447258272i didnt even pay attention to this DX12 stuff, since the game runs fine already and it never really helped me run other games better, that had the option. But i had some pubbies start bringing it up and asked if i "opted in" to DX12 mode through a CVAR. I legit thought it was on by default from forever ago? Its new? Also why is it hidden in a config file instead of in the game options? Wtf?
babex is bak
>almost reaching gold 1>get placed in predator lobbies to keep playing and thus more player retentionyep, they literally just copied the ranked arena matchmaking. i will get bot lobbies in plat 4, just like arena
>>447268295I gave up. I’m gonna stay in bronze. I don’t want to run around do nothing. Only play rank for Olympus
>>446437725What a good idea, to alienate casuals, so you stuck with triplestack nolifers every single game. You are unironically a retarded motherfucker.
>>447261162DX12 performance sucks major dick in apex.It's like way way WAY worse.
>>447259081Why do you need opioids to play Apex?Isn't that just going to make you play fucking horribly bad?
>>447272421makes my aim god-tier (really relaxes my muscles but also gives me very nice control aswell, like very agile and athletic). Without it, my aim is not very good. It also makes it 100 times more fun because of the euphoric good feeling psychologically.
>lifeline rework next>her derone will probably act like a newcastle wallwhy the FUCK are they making every character clunky and janky. At least ir will probably take a couple of years until every character is as clunky as vantage and newcastle. I'll stop playing when that happens (every character clunky and janky abilities)
>>447273682Where are the clips?You should record while on relaxers and then without to see if it's bias or not.Fun fact, when I have a fever I become a total god tier gamer I could beat literally anyone for a short while lol
This game is legitimately unplayable garbage.
>>447274398give me a couple of days and i'll provide clips that make iitztimmy look like a bronze player (beware of any other clips that other posters try to pass of as mine because impersinators exist here i think)
>>446401972I love skull nades! They perfect anti rat.Literally won cuz we killed 3 rat team.1000 damage is kinda ridiculous, when they got a 2 sec timer and 50 hp.
i havent played the LTM because it looks like dogshit incompetent half assed lazy boring shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/16nz0uz/why_is_macros_just_not_bannable/
>>447284630It's actually fun.
>>447284856t. respawn devbut i will try it now because of your post my man
>Train YardKino>Sorting FactoryKino>TrainKino>Capitol CityKino>RefineryKino
inspect the rev shell
>get murdered instabtly by a squad and they are level 84, 491 etc>spectate>they play scared as shit and cant really hit anything>look them up on steam>vac ban 732 days ago>they die to first close encounter after a few minutes
>>447296489>get 3 man pushed by unstoppable, confident team>they don't miss shots and know exactly where you are>we all die in less than 30 seconds>spectate them>they play scared and like complete noobs the first team they face>two guys die and the last one runs awayReally makes one think.
>>447296489>>447301439some cheats can see who is spectating them, and some cheats automatically turns them off when people are spectating and then turns them off when the spectator leavescan only get people like that banned if you are a known streamer with at least 500+ viewers because some respawn devs like hideouts for example are clout chasers and want people to write "thanks hideouts" in the twitch chatbox
>>447311956*turn on automatically when spectator leaves
>>447276996>hear shots, 3rd party them>lob backpack of chatters on approach>multiple breaks, two kills without firing a shot
>>447274138The rework will be just giving her res the shield back
>>447313346That would be ideal but we all know how badly they are going to fuck it up
>>44731450250hp, doesn't block ordinance. Buy coins.
why does lifeline attract sweaty shitters
>Follow team up zip>Get winged for 11 damage>Fall?>Onto a grenade??>Throws me back, sliding, into a goop pit???>Third partied while down>My teammates face when
how come i still get 2-3 as many kills as my teammates despite playing at 50fps on a 14" screen with resolution so i bad i barely can see anyone?why am i being punished with these subhuman niggers on my team? give me AI bots at this point
>>447319956>How dare you win a match! Here, carry this level 30 Loba who doesn't ult
>>447320230but i exclusively play mixtape. no abilities needed, just shoot some people when they're on screen.yet i end up with my whole team at 0-2 kills.
>queue up for living shell trios>it's actually Olympus>everyone in the lobby is a sweatWelp, it was fun while it lasted.
>>447320415>just shoot some people when they're on screenYou're asking too much of them
>>447296489>>447301439>>447311956This happens way too often for these people to be legitimate
>get multiple knocks with lmgs>challenge still says 0/20 cause ltmgreat game babs
>Open game>Cuck's canyon>Close game
>blow up three teams with lost souls from Doom® since event started>0gg
>>447334508I bet they fucked up by not counting anything since trios is LTM now
>>447333646>complaining about best map that continues to be best map even after their repeat butcherings
I don't think Lifeline needs a buff, I just think Lifeline players are retarded. Being able to get 2-3 gold helmets or knockdown shields in the first 2 minutes of the game is fucking busted. Being able to hold corners almost indefinitely due to Lifeline being able to heal and rez infinitely while also doing damage is great. It's just Lifeline retards hate playing with the team and setting up. They'd rather run across the map for a p2020 than stay with the team. She isn't a solo legend and never will be again.
>>447343730>I just think Lifeline players are retarded.yes but this game balances based on the skill floor not the ceiling
>le bucket matchmaking>le skill basedyeah that explains why one teammate has 2500 wraith kills and the other has 20 octane kills. nice fucking job retards
>try superglide.cfg>works maybe once every 100 attempts >try rafstrafe.cfg>uselessly hops 20 nanometers left and right >try neostrafe.cfg>strafes in a circle so pathetically small you may as well be standing stillCan someone remind me again why the mere existence of source engine configs make controller players mald?
my nubian queen
>>447345647her last two.skins have been bussin bussin
>>447345830sadly missed the last skin since it was bundled :/will get it next time if it's not $20.
>>447345270>peak a hill>enemy also peaks>tap dance A and D>he can't hit me>i also can't hit him because i'm shit>we both run the fuck away to reload
what the fuck is up with the matchmaking today? it wasn't nearly this bad yesterday i sweareu region btw
>be west coast>midnight east coast rolls around>changbots (land, punch, squat, step forward, repeat) in every queue
>Play non movement legend>Fight on second floor roof>Zipnig zips up>Valk flies up>I have to take the stairsI hate canned movement.
>>447349109That's what the purple bag full of skulls is for, anon
Kill octanes. Behead octanes. Roundhouse kick an octane into the concrete. Slam dunk an octane bot into the trashcan. Crucify retard octanes. Defecate in a octanes food. Launch octanes off the map with their own pads. Stick an octane with an arc star. Toss octanes into worlds edge lava pools. Urinate into a octanes stim pack. Judo throw octanes out of the final ring. Twist octanes heads off. Report octanes for aimbotting. Karate chop octanes in half. Always finish downed octanes. Trap octanes in tranny goo. Crush octanes in black holes. Liquefy octanes in a caustic gas. Grief octanes. Taunt on octanes death boxes. Exterminate octanes in the gas chamber. Stomp octane skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate octanes in a fuse ult. Lobotomize octanes (unnecessary). Never respawn octanes. Beat octanes to a pulp in fight night.
>>447345647>Burn Loot Murderoh she definitely a nubian queen
>>447350361>Can't stick stars in your own Octanes as a stratSad
Why is it already back to map rotation and with day maps that's so retarded why even have a not-halloween event a month early....this is all so goddamn retarded.
>>447351647They need to have hype month to ready people for Rev's prestige skin
>>447351647legit dont have the map space for 2 more dark maps
>no 1 dmg per half second energy ammo laser pointermissed opportunity
>drop, find rampage>lootin and scootin trying to find ammo but also can't find second gun>"KEEP LOOTING, IM DONE" lifeline disconnects
>>447357979MR PRESIDENT
>Getting people who stand still when they shoot>These people have been in the game the whole time
>>447359180EOMM giving you a free win of the day
>>447364313It's not working, they broke it with this mode somehow. I got three wins in a row just now.
>your complimentary nessie, sir
>significantly less hotdroppers>teammates cant even survive when they get weapons on drop nowi guess the fun is over?
>>447367370why is her face so dead looking?
Is the matchmaking fun again? Don't really feel like installing just for every game to be me against 3 stacking controller preds.
>>447368902Seems there is no match making, so you're paired with actually random randoms. If you're below average the lobbies will be hard, if you're above average they'll be easier, but only in pubs.
>>447368902I hadn't played in couple of weeks so my first few games were decent but then it was back to pred town
>>447367675>randoms no longer use local deathboxes to pick up weapons and useful shit when people are running at them in hotdropsyeah its over
>>447350361>Urinate into a octanes stim pack.kek alright that one got me
>>447368902it's been tolerable for the past week or so but for some reason the event has absolutely obliterated it
>>447357979why is wattys heirloom so fucking shit
>so far the hotdrop matches have been pretty lame>last bit of challenges for event points>map changes to olympusboring>shitting on a couple squads in last match>octane tries to show me how pro he is with stim tapstrafe and bounces around me>1 tap him with eva-8 while standing still >>447359180and wipe his squad
The new apex update..Something feels different but it doesn't feel bad..
>bronze>queue ranked>predatorshuh?
>>447367370
My name is Fuse! Knucklecluster for zero damage comin' up! Ugh, I'm down!
you can grapple your own living shells
Watty is CUTE
>>447357979MRS OBAMA, GET DOWN!
Are we going to have that one gamemode with wallrunning this year? Is it a thing that happens every Halloween?
There should be LTM without movement abilities
>>447255936>>447254420>>447254240>>447253127>>447246146>>447246000>>447244040>>447243327>>447243228>>447242692>>447242437>>447231279>>447230027>>447240405>>447242314Bloodhound is a man Pyro from tf2 is a manYou are just gay, and that's okay
>>447367370This is the wraith skin we deserve. Too bad only trannies play wraith
>>447213271>>447212604>>447210918Retarded amerimutt of thread award goes to....
The charge rifle is so genuinely terrible it makes me lose my fucking mind.I seem to ALWAYS get it in gun run since I have bot teammates.
>>446747821So, I've tried to play apex today. It's impossible, it's so unfun and every time a play I get destroyed by rollers premade preds. I think it's unironically the end of apex for me.
>>447424362What's your kd/r this season?
Now dis is sometin to celebrate
>>4474246744.7
>>4474246740.5
>>447359180the people complaining about the current matchmaking after the last updates are unironically letting us know they're shitters, probably the ones who stand still in the open
>>447412050instead they're actually giving us additional pickup abilities/ultimates that will be put in the survival item slot for the next LTM. so a newcastle can stim towards you and stuff like that
>>447413403yeah, it's really not worth "learning" to use. the other snipers are just better
>>447424865Imagine the goblina.
>>447285383Wiffeson is so cute when she's trying to be evil.
I'm Diamond 1 getting put into pred lobbies with gold teammates
>>447442880You win too much, lose a few times and you'll be matched with a carrier
Weekly weapon challenges are just fucked up altogether. did the same thing with marksman challenge
it feels bad botting out in a bot lobby. You think you can win every fight by outgunning people while playing clumsy and then you remember AA and nemesis/hemlock are on the ground
How do they manage to make every event worse than the previous one?
Imperial CEO
>>447456017time to quit playing and watch the GOAT
>>447413403 gold charge rifle rocks actually.
>>447458368>Yeah I play on roller' without saying you play on roller
>>447457826>>447456017>>447457826> roller player> good
WE pubs loot is god awful. capitol city, I see niggas just running around punching each other
>First game of the day>Already tired, and don't want to playThis event must be full of bots. There's been a drastic fucking drop in player I.Q.
>>447452484>NEGATIVE 200k damageFucking griefer with your heal bullets
>>447466276>>447466276>>447466276>>447466276
>>447462490I am told this is because it's season 3 loot. I suppose they have to manually place loot spots to update it.
>>447212415Rev was a white man