Take care of yourselves, don't escape reality editionhttps://www.dota2.com/newfrontiershttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.33c>INFORMATION & GUIDESEsports: https://dota2.com/esportsNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/LoreLiquipedia: https://liquipedia.net/dota2For New Players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guideFor League players:https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolGuides: https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/GuidesBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesWiki: https://dota2.fandom.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.gghttps://datdota.comPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>NEWS & STREAMShttps://tl.net/forum/dota-2-general/https://trackdota.comhttps://gosugamers.net/dota2https://dota2protracker.comPrevious: >>431168815
taiga's getting kickeddude is a tilting and mentally burnt out messi don't know if there are other pros who freak the fuck out on their team (other than Era) but if there are then they're sure good at hiding it
patch is too lategame oriented. doesn't feel strategic. way too brawly. way too much powercreep. heroes do too much shit. items do too much shit. feels extremely stompy and yet the games drag on and on. absolute horse shit. please fuck off whoever made this.
which heroes misstype captcha and how many times do they do it
>>431301467austin "dangerousCobra" walsh
>>431302004we stan BoBoma1l tsssk
>>431302004i want someone to look at me like that too
>>431301959so what do you want exactly
>>431302556i want laning phase to matter at least a little
I'm sure they'll get rid of neutral items and talents any day now...
>>431302707yea delusional in believing dota would ever be fun again
>>431302737sex with rylai
>>431302004>CN scene puts more effort in the DPC despite all the retirementsHow did that happen?
>>431302737what the fuck is this
>>431302832hahaha have you never gone to a party?
>>431302612how does it not matter?
>>431302910i'm in /d2g/ shitposting what do you think retard
>>431301959>late game orientedThat's a good thing.>not strategicAnd the mindless brooling to come from taking the opposite approach was? Dumb zooming schizo.
>>431302910>hahaha have you never gone to a party?No. I've never been on a date, or a concert.
>>431302737Crop the Lina too
>dendi vs maybe ti upper bracket think about it doterds
>Be Divison 1>Don't understand the current MetaOGbros....
>>431302737But there's nothing wrong with either one of them. And I've played Dota 2 since 2012.
>>431303840god I want Lina to smoke a pack of cigarettes and spit in my mouth
>>431301959Easily half my games end up with one team sieging from minute 20ish to minute 35-40 and then the other team turns it around completely and btfo the other team. Its probably the largest map ever and almost none of it is playable.
>>431303840>lina after 7.32e
TFW my MVP rate is only 2% because I've played too much ability draft and single draft.
>bradley dragon banned on twitch dot teveeKINO
>>431304372lmafo what? why
>>431304372>>431304406lol I bet it's because he said he wanted Russia to be nuked off the face of the earth
I like LC>has bkb piercing lockdown>dispel>high move speed >gets damage throughout the match>lots of sustainName one bad thing about Tresden
every fucking match goes like this:>laning phase, boring, barely matters, people just run away to jungle anyway>non english teams start 5 man balling and sieging towers like maniacs>most building are dead>game starts feeling hollow, just waiting for next fight>fight >somebody wins>shit ton more buildings get destroyedthats it. thats all of dota at this point.
https://magma.com/d/oYovYddSIaok dotards lets draw dota things
>>431304609Her stinky unwashed snatch
Reminder that it's morally correct to threaten captains in Immortal Draft with euthanizing the game if they don't give you the role you want, if they pick you with people you don't like, or if they pick you last. Make sure not to bluff and actually follow through on your threats if the captain won't obey. And if anyone complains, remind them that this is the future Valve chose for Immortal pubs.
>>431304631okay jaded retardmaybe you should start telling us that dota is a waste of time too and just a bunch of meaningless pixels
>>431304596Where are these from
>>431304406he died to mid zeus as sf with triple mango necromastery level one aura level two raze level three biuld thrice and shouted "he is a russian hacker" at the top of his lungs, then proceeded to quietly say "i hope russia gets bombed of the face of the earth so fucking sick" afterwards which got clipped and Im presuming reported
>>431305120link that shit rofl
I know Techies is strong right now but is it really worth for og to give Doom to Liquid for it?
>chain combos you for literally 2000 magic damage with zero setup time requiredumm at least it wasn't remote mines this time
>>431305205its deleted off twitch sadly I happened to catch that vital piece of bradllore live
>>431305486rightclick the mines retard and he does no damage
>>431305795right click the min-ACK
>>431302910>being proud to hang out with druggies
how many games do i have to ruin to make sure my account is completely unsalvageable and i can finally quit this game
the game is literally unrecoverable for OG now
>>431303847I miss day9 as a hostand the shitposting tooBRING HIM BACKBRING HIM BACK
>>431305970better living through chemistry
>>431306131game? you mean division right?
>>431306084couple run down mids from min one should get you to 1 beh score
>>431304609You mean besides the fact she's a useless bitch who gets negated by Eblade/Ghost Scepter, Euls upgrade, Slark Shard, Pudge Shard, Phoenix Aghs, and positioning better than that of a 50 IQ drooler and gets pelted to death for trying to do anything at all by a smart ranged carry?
>>431306257no im not you retard piec eof shit dumbass you literally fucking DUMB FUCK i am talking about the GAME taht i am WATCHING RIGHT NOW they got fb'd, lost 4 bounties and mid ward and the game is literally impossible to come back in YOU DUMB PEICE OF SHIT WHY WHOUDL A I BE TOALKIGN ABLOUT HTE LE DIVIONS FOR LE EPIC BURN IM TALKING ABOUT THE GAME DOTA 2 and STATE OF THE META NOT SOME FAGGY GROUPSTAGE STANDINGS
>pawpads behind a paywall
>>431306413bzm out-cs nisha tho
>>431305970Degeneracy once in a blue moon is good for the soul.Though I doubt dotardos would have the self control to moderate.
>>431304917So exactly how it is in literally every other patch too. Dota never had a complex loop, people are just illiterate and retarded.
>>431306493es is literally a zero impact core ever since his release nerf
>>431306510>Degeneracy once in a blue moon is good for the soul.>He believes in fairytales like the soulembarrassing desu
>>431304782wat should i draw
>>431301650and then his country started getting nukedpoor dondo
>>431306550Shit, meant for >>431304631
>>431306676Meepo marci gangbang
>>431306773rogre that captain
>>431306084Or you could just stop playing for an imaginary number and just play Unranked.
>>431301959>patch is too lategame oriented?? most games are super stomps over at 35 min thoughi agree with the rest though>>431302809CN is basically either 1. gamble on new talent2. go with (often washed) old talentaster was genuinely very smart in getting sumail, especially as there are so few good mids in china
>>431306676spirit brothers rule 63
WHY IS ZAI FEEDING I THOUGH HE WAS GOOD?
>>431307025based>>431307070i like zai but ever since leaving secret he is either 100% on or 100% feedeven in the feed games liquid still sometimes win though
duality of og
ok i thought zai was on doom when doom got fb tbdesu
>5manning rushing at lanesBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>431307228there's no duality, 2-1 for shartquid at best
>minute 9>6 heroes in my laneWhy
MK always seems to be either complete shit or shitstomp a gameWhat gives
Thinking of taking some time off dotes and clearing up my backlog. Thanks for reading
>>431307356Cause running at the enemy carry trying to zerg rush him like literal insects is all the average pub player knows how to do to ATTEMPT not getting rolled by some farmed carry. But thanks to map changes the carry finds farm anyway and stomps the idiots. If safe lane becomes a clown fest, run into the safelane deep jungle or take the twin gate and take THEIR jungle farm.
broooooling in my lanes
>>431307527Hey they recovered, not my fault they threw it away again
>full commitment>no kills
>2 uni cores vs 1 uni corewow who will win???
>>431306773feast you're eyes
>OG dominates early game>Zai feeding the MK>throws
I don't wanna play this but there is no other game to play.
>>431308115Impressive, very nice
>>431307464very snowbally hero because his entire premise is dominating melee with jingu stacks, so he either does or he doesn'talso most people have no idea how to utilize/deal with wukongs command so there's that
>>431308338my most anticipated multiplayer game was just cancelled, theres nothing to escape with
>>431308338>there is no other game to play.>He lied, depressed and miserable>>431308621what game famalama?
>>431308338when mids are picking worthless heroes while enemy has ember/void going 15-1 i dont think dota can be called a game
>>431308338here's what i'm looking forward tohelldivers 2dragons dogma 2nightingalerobocraft 2the finals (f2p shooter so it will probably be taken over by asiatic hackers sadly)all probably coming out this year or early next year
dota is a universal game
dota is an outdraft game
Total Female Supremacy
>>431309389say what now?
>>431309452unfortunately I don't have this arcana and never will, so no
Is hidden MMR floating or fixed? My games are all between Legend I and Divine II. I've noticed streaks of higher/lower ranked games but they don't correlate with recent results very well.
>>431306926>aster was genuinely very smart in getting sumaillmao how fucking far have they fallen if a player who can only in communicate 5-10 basic words is better than any other of their own who can communicate with them fully, you're kidding with that statement
Black almost won DAC you know
when is actual dota 3
Why DID OG retire their good players and replace them with these clowns again?
>>431309452what would she order at applebees
>>431309569are you playing unranked? unranked games have been completely imbalanced (way more than before) since the patch
>>431309938if theyre so good why did the notail ceb topson old g iteration fail to get div2?
>>431309938kill yourself AI nigger
>>431310048probably not practicing enough and no drivealso competition got better
>>431309938My AI slop wife
>>431309901>valve>counting to 3The only way this is happening is an Orange box 2 containing all of valves IPs with a 3
what is dota
>>431310169Russian slop for the poorest whites, the poorest spics and the poorest asians.
>>431310048Weren't they div 2 last season? Anyway, best I can tell only topson still plays his pubstar fun, and the other two were never exactly game carrying.
>>431310114>>431310142I just saved it from the thread you dumb niggers
where is phylactery in the shop
why do indians still suck off og? they suck and were hard carried ana literally 1v9'ing
>>431310185cope about what anonis there any other explanation?
>>431310292>saving AI slopkill yourself AI nigger>>431310292
>>431309993Yes. Before going into ranked again I want to increase my 'seed' MMR or whatever I start with. There's an obvious difference between how 'proper' the games feel, and I want as few games to be decided at the draft as possible.
>>431310292That's even worse, that means you thought it was worth saving in the first place, let alone reposting it
if AI slop is so bad, why does the biggest official dota lore contributor (writer of the netflix show) love it so much?
>>431309938Post more windranger and shut the fuck up.
>>431310585>slop creator loves slopwhat a shock
why would i queue pos 5 when i can just queue all roles and get pos 5 anyway with extra 2 good boy tokens?
>>431310424t. obsolete artist
>Secret vs EntityIs Secret trust worthy nowadays? I heard they lost to some tier 2 pubstack a few weeks back
>>431310993no they arent
>>431310837You'll get pos4 or offlane sometimes and rarely mid if you queue everything.
>>431310837actually i got pos 3 insteadnow im gonna pick primal brool and go BROOL
I miss when Tusk was part of the meta
>>431311386i thought that was dishonest tundra powercreep rubberband cummycombs
hero for this feel
>>431311557nine still has the breaker mid ready for the major
>>431311647what de dog doin:)
>>431310987kill yourself AI nigger
>>431311601can't wait for his aghs rework that catapults him into 60%+ winrate just in time for TI
>>431311882No.- This response was generated by an AI.
i'm a temporarily embarrassed immortal player
>>431311601Good. Fuck that nigger with his I'm le tanky homosexual who spams spells shitck.
>>431311601why do heroes in this game drop to such low winrates compared to league? there the worse you'll see is like 44-43%
>>431312507its just this patch
>>431312507Because league is the dumb version of dota where everything has to be viable all the time
>>431312507there's a reason why dota is fun and lol is boring
>dimitry on mid picks his grandmaster invoker
>medusa still top tier picklmaoirng rofl xddxdxdxdxdxddxxddxeddx
>>431312507heroes in dota have more variety, which also means some are more subject to being garbage or good depending on the patchalso counterpicks are just stupidly strong
is Grubby actually retarded or does he just sound like a retard?
welp lost my mid series game but I like phylactery
>>431312845Both, he is gook brained
>>431312845Autistic European Zone (danish, netherlands, germany) + Mongoloid (he's indonesian)i knew a vietnamese dane, he was also a massive retard
>>431312030I've been temporarily embarrassed for 11 years and only once did I taste it.
>>431312845dutch yakubian ape
i want to get out of legendcan someone tell me what i need to improve on
>>431313462farmingignoring bad fightsbe in position for good fightsright itemization
>>431313462Play 8 matches a day at the minimum.
If Quest can somehow qualify to major or TI, OG should just consider buying this team
>>431303840Lina (my wife) smoking a cigarette after she realizes this time it's the divorce after 20 years of marriage
strongest heroes this patch?
bros i think poopey is dropping back into div 2
>>431314990it's already bought it's some middle eastern org
>7.32i play 4 game and then i grief>7.33i play 2 game and then i grief
>>431315547I thought they're a sponsorless team, good for them then
>tfw stars fall on my nenemies
i literally shitstomped and all the enemy mid could say was "ur networth is too low for an illusion hero"
i hate mirana pickers so fucking much literal human garbage please go find a strong rope
>>431316517I like them on the enemy team because they're just -1 hero for them so its an easy winbut on your team they're a double anchor to carry throughFuck them all
>>431316517Heh, seeing stars?
>>431316517mirana if she real
From the Nightsilver Woods to the Helio Empyrium, my name is spoken with awe and respect.
>having the worst days of my life so far where apparently everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong>play dota to forget about all that shit>games are easy as fuck and i dont even have to do anything to winIt's like the game knows what's going on and is trying to cheer me up... Spooky stuff
I want her arcana bros
>>431318618Valves should just release the arcanas like normal after a while.Pay piggies would complain but they wont stop consuming anyway so its a moot point
>>431318618What's the source?give it to me please
>His Windranger doesn't look like thatUnlucky
this armel guy is BAD
>>431312507ignore all the other answers, they're retarded, the simple answer is that campo santo is full of soiboys who have no idea how to properly balance
>>431302462YOU SOON WILL
>winning lane for my epic abaddon carry with pulls>he is hitting the wave near the tower>enemy just dewarded the hard camp and i can't bodyblock it anymore>go for a single pull and nuke the camp to get quick xp while shifting the lane>"NOOO YOU CAN'T PULL WE HAVE THE PERFECT WAVE POSITION IT'S GONNA PUSH NOW">tell him its ok we can just pull again and get even more xp and now the enemy can't pull>starts literally screaming over me as i talk and calls me all manner of slurs>tell him goodbye and take the portal out>25 minutes later he's still jungling for battlefury and seething in all chat about my KD when he's quite literally 0-9-0what possesses carry players to be like thissurprised he didn't start talking about the moon phases
>>431317463kill yourself AI nigger
>everyone tilting>just play around my LC who's having a game>winit's that ez dotards
Actually forgot Mirana is an universal hero. Kind of want to play her offlane now but I'll get flamed for sure.
How is manta even balanced
>>431319361get on my level anon
>>431321160one illusion on each side
>>431321319That just sounds like spitroasting.
>>431319932honestly carries tilting over pulls has gotten so bad for me that i'm not sure if i should just play suboptimally and avoid pulling so they don't shit and piss their pants
secret so fucking bad
took only 3 medusa counters to beat her
>>431321160It's not. The illusions should deal 0 damage and not cause Radiance burn. The core problem with the item (and most illusion heroes except for CK) is they can efficiently farm with their illusions at virtually zero risk.The only risks they are sustaining is they are signalling they are approximately in that sector of the map. And their illusion ability may be on cooldown (they can just wait it out in the safety they're already in)
>>431322216t. support cucky
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSEPUPPEY WILL NOT WIN TI EVER AGAINLMAO
>>431322216>flash farm>FREE purge>scouting>pushing>32 damage on universals>can still kill supports later
>>431321174Very nice ! I'm working on the upgrade but it takes forever while not being a neet. Been spamming her for about 9 days and only did 200k dmg out of 2.5m... At this rate I'll be done in like 4 months maybe. Doesn't help that she gets banned half my games despite a 5% banrate in archon... Pretty sure people see my winrate somehow (I disabled data sharing). Also if you were really next level you'd have the battle ranger upgrade. I could never manage to lend 3 or 5 (forgot how many it was) double shackles back then. Guess I was really bad, I do 10s of those every game without blink now.
>WR pickedSecret wins go nextWR only works if she is mid
>>431321174Are you a girl? The only person I know that has this Arcanas 2nd style unlocked is a girl
My honeypot wife>>431322990>The only person I know that has this Arcanas 2nd style unlocked is a girlAre you talking about Bububu who has like 2k games on her? Pretty sure Ceb had it as well when he abused her at ESL One and single handedly got her shard nerfed.
>>431322954And then Secret lost.
>>431323434Cute AI slop wife
>>431323521>Hand grip makes senseThat ain't AI slop
>>431323447Pango is the midWR as the hard carryequalssecret winalthough they do have no stuns on secret...
Pick me. I promise I'll carry.
>>431323434No it's some mid divine girl in NA that spams WR. I played with her a couple of times last year.
Sex with Traxex or cardio bunny drow?
*cries*dota is hard!
>>431322675i didn't play much back then, heh. otherwise i'd get it for suredesu i did most of the damage in turbo cuz i like to play wr when I'm drunk and i cant be arsed to play her as 2 or 3 on rankedcant remember, i think it took me like 230 turbo games and 40 normal ones being pos 4 or something>>431322990nah, i know one other dude who farmed the style 2ironically, most of the girls i know who play dota (including my SO) aren't much into the windranger/crystal maiden/lina archetypemy chick really digs lich, hoodwink and kunkka but she's atrocious at the last one
>crystallis on TA
can they PLEASE make hoodwink's bushwhack more consistent? so many times i hover over a tree with the spell and it clearly highlights it, but it still misses. other times i think i completely whiff and it pulls them a billion yards away to the tree.it's like the aoe ring doesn't matter. it's if the net model actually does connect with the tree or not
>>431301650I thought exercising when youre depressed is good for you though? Is it just a form of escapism after all??
>I'm pos 1 TB>we lose cause the entire enemy team is on my dick non-stop at all times>dogshit 13k hero damage, 3-5 farm leeching Lycan is trying to fucking pass the blame for that lost game onto me>he says I should have gone BKB and Linkens>into a fucking enemy team with 20 targetable fucking spells to insta pop it, Medusa Gaze and fucking SHADOW DEMON>the only way I actually WIN THAT is if other teammates are relevant threats so they use their shit on someone else other than me cause I literally have no way to stop Shadow Demon from just perma slowing me to an absolute fucking crawl through BKB and getting me shafted every single fight>proceed to go off on the fatherless, blame passing nigger-spawn and punch down on the dumb coon in post game chat cause I have 3 times his hero damage and 3 times his fucking kill contribution despite the match being so utterly fucked cause both him and LC contribute absolutely fucking nothing to the gameWell at least I feel better now.
>doom less than half of PL's last hits at 4 minutesHow hasn't puppey murdered boom yet?
>>431324750Do you keep your DPC points if you have to replace a member because he was murdered? Asking for a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6BYooQirHcTI winning strat leaked
>>431324925>5:50 in>Level 2It's shit, moving on
I have never seen anyone other than myself win a game as TA when there is a PL on the other team.
>>431324867uhh presid-friends have diplomatic immunity
>>431324750His whole team has to be macheted, start all over
I love PL its my favorite heroThe jukes, the cancer, the lance spam, the insane scaling
>>431325124Yamich is usable, but start with boom. How is he bottom core with doom when all the secret lanes are doing as badly?
>>431324925gonna do this if i feel like euthanizing
>losing to windrager offlaneIts SecretOver
>>431325578>Give your opponent 4 of the top 10 heroes of this dogshit patchwhat the fuck did puppey even ban this game
secretbros back to div2 next season ;/
universal heroes were a mistake
>>431325835This. INT giving magic resist is also a mistake.
>>431326091There should be more dota anime art
This secret team is genuinely even worse than shit like Alliance from when they were the laughing stock a couple years ago.
>>431326045This, it should be a separate stat growth.
overthrow is fun
5k NA same skill as 2k EU
i'm sorry puppey, but your team are so fucking bad, just absolutely horrendous
>>431326091anal sex with Akasha
>>431323918>35 enemy heroes hooked>3 unseen enemy heroes hookedPizza Hut tiermy games look like>35 enemy heroes hooked>18 unseen enemy heroes hooked
>Call to Arms ends next weekBattlepass with her arcana in 2 weeks!
Boom plays like a 3k player.
>token farming>be complete dogshit core player who loses every lane>win anywaywtf dotards, all i have to do is not grief my games?i think my supports are better and more patient supports than me, actually. should i switch?
>>431328271just bee yourself bro
>>431328271any good performance you get out of your teammates is a fluke regardless if you play core or support
>>431327072na chud here played 2 games in eu this morning and stomped both on 130 ping
>>431323521>AI slopbased blind anon
How come my medal is different from what it says at draft?
brood's stat gains are so fucking bad holy shit
>>431328645you have a different MMR for every role in role queue it only uses your "real" MMR if you have all bars unlocked on this thingyapparently the game thinks i'm dogshit in all roles
>>431329651this poster is making shit up on the spot
7172356187can someone tell me how i could've played this betterlane was super hard, i was just taking constant right clicks from mirana and i couldn't trade with axe because of his counter helix. i went through 21 tangoes in lane before i got my cornucopiai was only able to get 20 last hits by 10 minutes and didn't get my battle fury until 21 minutesi did my best to not feed and play safethey were taking our t2s and so i decided to cut wavesaxe got me like once or twice and solo killed me full to zero
>>431329958also, my teammates were flaming me the whole time for picking AM because he's not a meta hero, but i thought it wouldn't matter because we're not high ranked
>>431329958defensive aggro against axealso never waste money on that many tangoes lmao
>>431330481well i bought a wraith band thinking the armor would help with all the right clicks from mirana but i was still just constantly taking a ton of damagewhat do i buy for regen instead of tangoes if i can't afford the cornucopia for my battle fury?
>>431330662dont take that much damage is the solution
>>431330862so just don't lane at all?
>>431330956no? use defensive aggro and be in better positionplus boots first so you can defensive aggro easier and take less rightclicks from miranawatch some bsj laning videos or something
>>431310837I wish. I swear every time I try to farm role queues I somehow get mid and feed.
>>431329303can you believe the point of this hero is their shitty 5 HP 10 attack damage spiders?
rate my idea for morph rework>now a universal hero>all attribute gain is 0+0.0>has base hp increased to 500>base damage increased to 50>can now also morph intelligence>all morph abilities give 5/10/15/20 in their respective attribute>waveform, adaptive strike and morph have a current health and mana % cost>adaptive strike now stuns as a multiplier of current str, reduces armour as a multiplier of current agility and burns mana as a multiplier of int, damage is based on right click damage
>>431331741I rate it 1/101 because I thoght of something like this before but then quickly realized how shit that would be to play
>tell jugg to buy maelstrom at start of game>doesnt listen>30 minutes>enemy team is on a comeback>finally decides to buy it>we win effortlesslywhy dont people just listen?
>>431331891i doubt him buying maelstrom at 30 minutes actually did anything for your win percentage
>>431331891same but with silver edge and pa shard
>>431331182well if you watched the replay you'd know that i was using defensive aggro, so idk why you keep saying that like it's the solution
>>431332047he bought bf into timbersaw, enchantress. enemy team also had pipe. maelstrom would negated all this shit. and damage massively increased when he got it
>>431331891Should have told him to buy a femalestrom and he might have listened
went to a fancy chinese restaurant and got sung a happy birthday and got a gift it's not my birthdayhero for this feel
>offlaner picks Weaver instead of strictly a tanky initiator/aura abuser>he cries about 4 people constantly showing up to his lane>he keeps screeching at me, the pos 1 cause I'm not permanently rotated bot to help him when I should be farming>he thinks carries are supposed to brool from minute 0 in this current patch>he thinks twin gates are for CARRY to be using to baby sit his lane in the lane phase rather than just the support or for the offlaner to rotate to safe lane>he thinks this isn't just brool flavored 4p1 rice meta>we end up losing
>>431332729lmao wtf again
>whole ladder shifting towards the bottom rankswhat the FUCK is happening bros
>>431333314dota is healing
Anyone else end up cutting loads of tres this patchthe side lane trees are pretty SHIT
>>431333314>whole ladder shifting towards the bottomYes. Cause 99% of rando players unironically belong in Herald. They're fucking retarded.
>>431333375Intentionally shit to streamline wards to cliffs so people stop getting filtered by creative but very effective ward spots.
i finally calibrated doturds, took 2 weeks
guys i picked wr and i lost i thought she was free win
>>431319805i hope someone returns the favour for you
>>431333314we are becoming League
>>431333314I'm a crusader rank who makes 100k year. I think I deserve at least ancient because I'm not a loser
>>431334931>because I'm not a loserbut you're here on a friday t. legend player that makes 130k a year
Nouns, for the love of the dota gods, please just beat one of TSM or Shopify Rebellion so we won't have to see TSM bombing out of groups in major a third time. >inb4 Nouns actually do it but still can't do it because they lost to some other team.
>>431329945it's literally true dotardmaybe i wasn't good at explaining it but it does use a different MMR for every role you have selectedthat mmr is only there for only for matchmaking purposes and it doesn't affect your actual mmr tho
>>431335189I'm phone posting from a dinner party. Btw you deserve at least ancient. Then again if dota is correct maybe you deserve immortal and your job is scamming you by paying you 130k instead of 300k
after 4 hours of intense 'ta, i've managed to achieve the same MMR i started with
>>431329303Normal stats but a spider guy.
>>431334931just buy an ancient account then
>>431331690no the point of brood is buying echo sabre and having enough damage to fight anyone else in the game for the next 40 min while u just buy defense/utility itemsit just works
>>431331741rate mine>now a statless hero like Ogre Magi but for all stats>has 1,000,000 armor but 10 hit points and innune to magic damage>adaptive strike can oneshot through BKB and can't be reflected from any range but it's on a 60 second cooldown>loses 1 hp per second if he leaves water (has to TP mid to start the game)I'm a Warcraft 3 DotA alternative custom game designer btw I think my ideas are fine.
>6-17 uncalibrated mid pugnaforced50 agents coming through, make way
>>431336397>mfw people still counterpick brood with Shaker, Axe or Sandking
Have they removed the immortal draft yet?
>>431336675have you removed my cock from your ass yet
>>431335916making shit up
>>431336557too much s0vl for nudota
>>431304596what a fucking retard kek glad he got banned
>>431333314MMR isn't relative it's a representation of mastery
queue up supportoids im rolling pos 1
>turbo get guaranteed bans
Ever since glicko I've been getting sub level 40's in my games and they always grief.
>tormentor literally designed to 5man brool around it>dotards defend this
>>431337728>Ancients>dotards defend this
>>431336272Yeah you would fucking chuckle, Chucklehead Chuck. Just can't help himself. Needs to learn his lesson.
>>431337934I chuckledgod damn
>>431337968Damn calm down bro, someone fed in your game?
ive decided to spam antimage to tank my mmr
>>431337934I attack ancient camps
>mmr too low to play with friend
>>431338204now you'll get turbo carried by smurf mids
>losing early into dusalmao
>>431338404you mean by forced 50?
>>431338382>playing ranked>in any gameBrainlet move
>sell my herald account to buy a divine account >actually have 10 bucks to spare after the transaction High MMR retards are so addicted that they buy herald accounts to boost them and then sell them for lower than they bought them for
>>431338160Keep pushin your luck, Chucklehead Chuck. I'm ready to fuck.
>>431338838It's well known bottom of the barrel herald accounts are worth more than any other kind. Turns out it's faster to calibrate and rank up high than the other way around.
>>431338935Alright I'm down to suck some angry cockshow your goods
>>431339109>>431338838great, so there is literally a business about playing like dogshit to be put into herald queue that would explain some of my teammates
who actually buys this shit now
Blink Fragment is honestly fucking cool, send it in the back on a support and bait out so much shit for free and then blink in and kill the support for real.
>>431338382>playing rankedAre you retarded?
>>431339589>blink in and kill the support for real. just send two more
>>431338838>they buy herald accounts to boost themThey buy herald accounts because getting to bottom MMR without getting mired in LP is genuinely difficult.
>>431339835Oh, you're a fucking chud
>>431339589by the time you have aghs you basically won the game
>>431338838You buy herald accounts to have a fun account to stomp on, and considering how horrendous immortal draft if I don't blame them
>>431339460I buy it if all these conditions are met:>playing STR hero>taking a lot of magic damage>having better mana sustain is valuable>for the next few minutes I mainly need to stay alive/active and don't need to invest further in damage/catchit's one of those items that continues a strong early game but falls off later, it also has good components
>>431332724Spirit breaker shard
>>431339460pudge 4 sup
>>431340103Herald games aren't even fun though. They all report each other for doing ridiculous shit so it's just depressing to watch.
>>431339381Yes. Feeding is more profitable than not
>>431339460piece of shid item
>>431339772That too.>>431340040Same can be said for any Pos 1 Aghs really.
>>431339460I've never seen this item
>>431340595You can win 1x9 which is fun, and you can do it while playing bad heroes building retarded shit
>>431333375>>431333689what i hate most is how fast they respawn now and how they toned down a lot of skills that cut trees
>>431339381Ye but if you are in that bracket most people are really bad without trying. Doubt that many are into that herald account business. It really takes a while and some methodical feeding to loose all the time without being sent in low prio.
>>431340873Well, yeah, but it's excessively easy, and you don't even get the satisfaction of griefing a game because most heralds are literal kids and stoners that don't care.And sometimes you will lose anyway because the whole bracket has so many smurfs that you might end up playing 1v2 instead of 1v0.
guys i'm really liking my games in EUW at their prime time hours
>>431340873This isn't true at all. One smurf on the enemy team and it's (You) vs (((them))), and even if your wiles are superior your team may just be autofeeding them harder than theirs. In which case it's more about who has the better hero matchup and late game.
>walks through the minefield not giving a fuck>kills techies by spilling psi off mineschad shit
>>431341553>turns a stomp to a 1v1 with free moneybags walking aroundHow is that in any way worse than immortal draft?
mah boi shartour is killing gorgc's career
>partially win a teamfight (kill 2 and lose 0 for little cost)>Mirana goes from 80% to 20% in the mine field sign>me on the mic: stop moving stop moving>Silencer goes from 60% to 10% in the mine fine sign>STOP MOVING STOP MOVING <now pinging>>Mirana starts moving again and dies>Silencer starts moving again and dies>mind you they are under 0 pressure from anything but the sign as all enemies have retreated and I (Chaos Knight) and standing still next to them>now we can't push mid (already down) and end>minute 45 of a game that should have ended at 30 min but Mirana and Monkey King were ludicrously out of position for the 3rd of 12 timesAncient btw. Only constant btw.
>>431339460me when i attention seek in inhouse
>>431342415>sponsored stream by a chinese asset flipDidn't gorg JUST cry about shit like that?
>>431342558Just ban techies
>>431341517i started my dotard session at around 4 pm EU time and my first game had several english speakers on VOIP including a girl supporting me and we had a fun time and really connectedby 9 pm my teammates had turned into ghouls and eastern speakers
>>431342558ancient is the new archont. used to be archon now im ancient, on my 2 accounts
>giving away medusa techies first phase>void spirit dark spirit second phaseAre they TRYING to get relegated?
Love that RTZ is streaming again but I wish he enabled TTS donations again for the boys u know xd
what if valve is planning some kind of end of development for dota at TI? it would explain why rtz is streaming again and why gorgc has really amped up the theatrics, like they're trying to scrounge up as much money as possible before the jig is up
>>431344583if dota went end of development mode last patch i would be happythis patch though..... yeah.........
>>431344583and what do you suppose happens when "the jig is up"?
why are there lion mids again suddenly
Fix one hero Dumpster one hero
>>431345064We all get to see Lanaya's secret pubes!
>>431344583valve aren't going to tell people that until the day its announced you moron, not even the public figuresrtz is most likely streaming due to contractual requirements gorgc seems to have given up on competing, so he's just going full streamer and amping up to play into it
>I-I will nulf BKB>b-but I will keep spell damage of every mage in the game the sameI luw redditota 2. I clap when my boy RTZ plays hehe XD
>>431345879dont forget that they also nerfed every item that gives magic resisti unironically buy glimmer cape on offlane now because its the least shit option
>>431345879bkb is a dishonest onions item
>>431346020uh bro your magic resist from int?
>>431345879>he thinks damage was the point of bkb nerfholy archon. post some more funny "insights" plz
the bkb change is stupid and gay
>>431346186Well, I just got a Weaver mid that went for Vanguard>Wraith Band>Radiance. And the enemy was Pugna that was able to pretty much instagib me from across the screen. I don't know, something isn't very right with how the game is.
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/7172469785I was the Antimage. My teammates got mad at me a lot for some reason. Yeah, I lost my tower at 6 minutes but idgaf because my farm was alright and that's what matters to me. I had 1 kill and 55 CS at ten minutes, which I don't think is too badDo meta picks matter in low mmr? I thought meta only matters in like immortal bracket because they play so optimally that any slight edge they can get over an opponent team is really important
I had a 7 win streak yesterday, what am I in for today bros?
>>431346490no farm mattersyou could have 1v9d that shit if you were farmed
>>431346615Play WR mid and win every game with ease
>>431346785can I go poopoo in the inhouse or do I need to use the outhouse for that?
>>431346785can you still play in private lobbies if you're in LP
>2023>still can't play with openAI bots that match my skill level perfectly>forced to play with mentally ill humans instead
>>431346485pugna instakilled you through bkb? did he also happened to be a russian hacker?
>dosh playing sea block>uses fucking "qol" mods like an absolute ass grabber
>>431347307Bro I can't wait until one day they release OpenAI bot games for everyone to use, that'd be fun
oops wrong threadxd
>anmar just plays pos 1s from the offlanewtf lmao
>>431347307>openAI bots wityh chatGPT>get told "kill yourself bad pos1" by 1s and 0s
>>431348009you would be able to set the personalities of your team via character.ai>hard support is clumsy, cute girl>midlaner is friendly bro>offlane is mysterious, but lovable schizo
if you guys do an inhouse, let me know and save a slot for me. I have to do my mobage dailies.
>>431348396>pos1 - autist with anime pfp and "egoisto" name>pos2 - tryhard whose apm in quadruple digits>pos3- plays music down mic drunk>pos4- failure at life who whines and moans>pos5- submissive btich
>play dota for 4 hours>gain 20 mmr in totalnow what
>ninth game i'm forced to pos1 in unrankedfuck this i'm making a smurf
>>431348934play another game and win it :)
why doesnt snapfire lil shredder + tusk tag team work the way its supposed to? It should apply full tag team damage per hit yet it doesnt any nowhere it says why it doesn't
>>431348991*sips* yep, this one is going into my mischievous compilation
Most intelligent dota waifu according to int statfrom smartest to dumbestLina 30Medusa 27Auroth 26Akasha 25Krobelus 24Muerta 24Luna 23Aiushtha (Enchantress) 22Mirana 22Beatrix Snapfire 21Hoodwink 21Mireska 21Slithice (Naga Siren) 21Lanaya 20Tresdin 20Valora (Dawnbreaker) 20Marci 19Shendelzare (Vengeful Spirit) 19Black Arachnia 18Lyralei 18Mercurial 16Rylai 16Mortred 15Traxex 15
>>431349238ABSOLUTE BABY MAKING FOOTSEX WITH MY MOST INTELLIGENT ACTUAL HIGH IQ GENIUS LINA THE SLAYER
>>431349289sorry anon she is pursuing a career
>>431349009works on my machine
>>431349238Who has the highest int at max level?
>>431349238Sex with dumb dota slags
>>431349727you should get your machine checked, dmg is the same regardless of tag team being active or not
>>431349735pugna 180lina 144dusa 138ench 136qop 127muerta 123rylai 115krob 114winter waifu 110hoodwink 108the rest have iq's below 100
gribna 30grubbusa 27grubroth 26grubasha 25grubbelus 24gruberta 24gruna 23grubbiuhtha (Enchantress) 22grubbana 22
>>431350625also the bottom 5brood 60mirana 58mortred and traxex 57venge 55no wonder venge lost her place amongst the skywrath, stupid fucker probably got tricked with a trail of candy leading to a box or some shit
>>431351215>venge 55my clinically retarded wife
do I choose this pathor does it choose me?
what MMR/rank is the average player now?
>>431351475crusader legend I think
>>43135147550th percentile is the transition between crusader 5 and archon 1https://www.esportstales.com/dota-2/seasonal-rank-distribution-and-mmr-medals
>>431351215>Marci is smarter than MiranaL M A OMaybe Mirana should be the chair instead.
>>431351945Mirana should be my chair
my face should be Lina's footrest
>>431349238how is lina so smart and rylai so stupid, arent they sisters
>>431352908Lina got sent to a place where people lived, Rylai got sent to a place with walruses.
>>431349735>without the +14 from all attributesLina 140,2Medusa 134,3Aiushtha (Enchantress) 132,2Akasha 123,6Muerta 119,7Rylai 111,7Krobelus 111Auroth 107,2Hoodwink 105,1Mireska 96,4Lyralei 87,6Tresdin 83,8Valora (Dawnbreaker) 83,8Beatrix Snapfire 81,9Slithice (Naga Siren) 79Luna 78,1Lanaya 78Mercurial (Spectre) 65,3Marci 62,5Black Arachnia 58,6Mirana 56,8Mortred 55,6Traxex 55,6Shendelzare (Vengeful Spirit) 53,8
>>431353170she really did get to the wacky animal kingdom, just a cold one>big walrus people>magic glacier dog>poet ice wyvernno wonder she's the more psychopathic of the two
what would each of the dota girls order to eat (you may use their intelligence rating to evaluate the answer)
>>431353547Akasha's cum milkshake*4
>>431353547they have sex with akas->>431353725absolutely based
>>431353547Marci - Mac N CheeseMirana - Vegan BurgerDrow - Fried ChickenWindrunner - Salad
>>431353860marci seems like a tendie girl to me
>>431353325need a venge version of this
traxex probably only eats some disgusting drow shit her adoptive drow parents taught her to make like foraged purple mushroom stew
>>431353325>Aiushtha (Enchantress) 132,2Need mare cock
>>431349238>Lyralei 18My dumb wife
holy shit i didnt realize pugna absolutely owns illusion heroes
Primal Beast Base Int 16Primal Beast Int Growth 1.4Primal Beast Max Int 56,6Primal Beast is smarter than Mortred, Traxex and Shendelzare
>>431344583that's not valve's styletheir style is to maintain their money printing engines like steam, tf2, cs, dota and steam deckthen do just enough so it still makes money for them
>>431353547>>431353725Marci - Akasha's cum milkshake, extra large.Windranger - Akasha's cum, straight from the tap, with facefucking.Drow - Akasha's cum milkshake, extra thick.Mirana - Cream pie, raw, with hair pulling & extra degradation, hold the hickeys she has to appear in public tomorrow.
imagine if all coomers just dropped dead
>>431355002and what if i don't imagine that
>>431347324I don't know why are you trying to downplay Pugna when time and time again even people here have mentioned he is overpowered.
which dota girl is drop dead gorgeous
who's the fucking schizo donating to masoni know you're in here
>>431355106Krobelus and Muerta
>>431355106I wanna fuck Mercurial's spectrussy.
>>431355368link me the sauce boss
>>431355368SEX WITH STUPID GINGER SLUTS
Which heroes would you have a MFF threesome with?Or maybe a MMF?(you are the M)
>>431355563hoodwink and enchantress
>>431355563Me (male), Hoboharry, Jakiro
>>431355563As long as the F stands for FUTAAnd I choose LUNA and LINA
Phantom AssassinDrow RangerVengeful SpiritThe Dumb Sluts Trio
the five roles of dotacarry, mid, off, and two gooners
>>431355563Marci facefucking me retarded with unleash while dawnbreaker straightens my guts out on her giant cock
>>431355949he's not a hero
>>431355563soft gentle sex with lina and rylai followed by a day of cuddling
so this is the power of ammar the sucker...
>>431356018Okay, then let me change itHoboharry, Jakiro, AurothORHoboharry, Jakiro, Primal BeastORHoboharry, Jakiro, HoodwinkORHoboharry, Jakiro, Enchantress
>>431355563its be funny to watch marci figure shit out while mirana backseats her
>>431355563Naga and Medusa
This Necrophos firmly asserts that he lost his lane because of the top laners.He walked into lane and immediately died. The mid laner fed slark first blood.The Necrophos went on to say:>Its impossible to climb rank with these teammatesHis name is Log1c.Daily retard report fulfilled
>>431354729Imagine being vengeful spirit in 2023. Your kit is a bad save that'll kill you/suicide initiation to make sure your aura is useless, a meh single target stun, a vision tool, and a damage aura.
>>431355563ww and ench
>>431356461I mean the pos 4 Dazzle is literally afk on your clip
>>431356461where is his pos 4
>>431356748disconnected for 2 minutes. he was sure to also blame top lane.
strongest to weakest dota waifuValora (Dawnbreaker) 124.6Marci 115.8Tresdin 114.9 Beatrix Snapfire 113.8Krobelus 105.1Slithice (Naga Siren) 96.4 Mercurial (Spectre) 95.5 Lanaya 92.6 Lina 89.6 Akasha 87.6Lyralei 87.6Auroth 85.8Luna 84.8Black Arachnia 84.7Shendelzare (Vengeful Spirit) 80.9 Rylai 80.8Mireska 78 Muerta 77 Mortred 77Hoodwink 75 Traxex 71.1 Mirana 69.3 Aiushtha (Enchantress) 66.3 Medusa 0
>>431356717>>431356748nothing, as all pos 4 should
>>431356926You're both retarded honestly
Does Phylactery proc on single target item abilities like Dagon?
>>431357032test it in demo mode??? maybe??????stupid
>>431356903>only 2nd strongest
>>431355913The five roles of Defence of the Ancients 2pos 5pos 4pos 3and 2 whiners
>>431357032bilagdry onyl werk on spel
Remember when TA was strong?
>>431356461>csing directly in front of their tower with no support>going in melee range of slark>not playing defensivelyconfirmed retard
>>431357883woulda been fine if he paused while his support was DC'd
>>431358068cant pause at the start of the game anymore because of thirdies going on smoke breaks and restarting their PCs
>>431358171then why are you fighting 1v2 while ur lvl 1 and they are lvl 2
Why hasn't rtz purchased a Shard? I am pretty sure it still reduced the cooldown of Dismember.
>>431357509Yes, it made me mad to see other people play her and do everything wrong. Now only I play her and I still win.
this current iteration of broodmother with the insane universal damage scaling is actually probably the most balanced she's ever been design-wise, which is sad because she's going to get dumpstered in the next letter patch that nerfs universal heroes
>>431355563MeBroodmilfBroodmilfs loli daughters
>>43135939839% winrate on d2pt is balanced?34% for bristle.. people claim he's good...
imagine thiscute asian gf to play dota with
>>431359398She's fucking terrible but honestly who cares, Brood is extreme cancer and played exclusively by fags.At least old-Techies players were usually chill. I have never once had a Brood in my pubs that wasn't either a booster or a total sperg.
>>431360530im not really into asians nty
>>431360530and shes badand she wants you to carry her :)imagine the fucking night mare that would be
>>431352908all the good genes go to the older son (daughter)
i just want a pma (unironic) carry duo who has a good voice and doesnt care if we win or lose
what pos 4 hero should i play
>>431361105you want gay sex
>>431361330i wanna play dota dumbass
>>431360212>>431360580she's perfectly playable, her winrate is just low because people are bad and/or still building auras or some shit. here's how you do it:>go offlane>buy circlets and branches>max Q or W first depending on lane, ignore E except for maybe value point at 8>buy wraith bands, boots, wand, wind lace into phase boots >win your lane (she handily wins lane against probably like 75% of the carries and supports in the game)>echo sabre into harpoon/manta/halberd/linkens or whatever utility/damage/defense items with stats>don't really need mana regen for spiderlings because echo sabre + clarities + raindrops gives enough if you ration a littlenow you hit like a truck, heal half your health per attack, go at max movespeed and you farm super fast and shove lanes with spiderlings. your main weakness is that you don't offer hard CC and you can't initiate, so you're best off picking her with melee supports that can do that
Jason "Mason Venne" Penne (45) is a retired Weight Watchers ambassador currently working as a guerilla recruiter for the alt-right. Mason roleplays as a low skilled position 1 dota player on popular streaming platform Twitch to gain sympathy from impressionable young men. Once there, viewers are barraged by a stream of misogynistic frog pictures and uncensored racist tirades - particularly targeted at peruvians. Mason has no wife and has fathered no children.
>>431361675>your main weakness is that you don't offer hard CC and you can't initiateor desu one of the main strengths of brood is that she farms really fast so you can honestly go blink hex if the game really calls for it, and it's not awful at all since she's universal
>>431361675>high mmr playerrs just play her wrong XD>Just build right click brood mother XD
It never cease to amaze how terribly dishonest the people who post here are. Incredible.
>>431361675>dude just go offlane and build pos2no
>>431361926yeah high mmr players were playing ganking mids for years even though the jungle had 2x more gold. then it took one retard who took hard carries mid and they had to rework the game because of it. also remember radiance weaver?pros are not infallible
wow d2g once again proves their mmr is literally herald
post your 90% winrate with offlane right click brood
>d2g before pros do something for them to copy like sheepNOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY RIGHT CLICK OFFLANE WYVERN THATS NOT HOW SHES SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED NO YOU CAN'T BUY ATOS ON UNIVERSAL HEROES THATS NOT THE NORMAL BUILD!!!!!!
>had to rat my way to victory since the team can't handle their fed right-click banei aint even mad
>>431362123lane dynamics of the offlane work more to her advantage, since she can aggressively contest pulls, manfight 1v2s, autoattack CC'd targets and get a lot more damage on heroes when they overextend because of the tower distances. she can't really do those things at mid, and she'll just be trading farm against a hero that can probably contest runes and rotate considerably better. admittedly autoattack brood flies in the face of the expected position roles of having the dumb stunbot with auras on the offlane. hence why i said you should pick her with stunbot supports
Postyourwinrateon the herosIf you aren't climbing like a rocketIt ain't a g ood buildretard
>>431362462only played like 3 games so far but i have won all of them. for me she unironically feels better now than she felt as an aurabot in 7.32. then again im an old brood spammer from a time when you built orchid on her
>>431362659not everything is about lane you stupid nigger, it doesn't matter if you win your lane if you do nothing with the advantage. this is why sniper is rarely picked in high MMR.it's not necessarily bad to pick a hero that isn't a blink stun bot but brood offlane does nothing but be modestly annoying
>>431362804i can't even queue ranked yet
>>431363010if you can't figure out how to use your lane winning advantage as brood then something is terribly wrong
>>431355563I want to watch centaur fuck every single dota girl while I jack off
>>431363246>lane winning advantage as broodall 1000 of your spiders die to a single aoe spellthey only tickle towers anyways
>>431363246not all strats suck because they are retarded or nonsensical. sometimes it's just a grossly suboptimal way to play the gameeven 30% winrate is an occasional win, but that doesn't mean brood isn't a garbage hero
>>431362592boxi topping zaithink about it dotards
>>431363883no i dont think i will
>>431363883yes i think i will
>8 game win streak>5 game lose streakyeah I literally knew it was coming
only with pos3 niggerphos will you get flamed and blamed for building correct items instead of trying to play a second mid
>wakes up>Quest lost to division II hustlersWhat happened?
>>431365332I think so far I have never seen a pos3 necro be useful
>>431365431NA dota is a shitshow
lmao whitemon with the late egg
>good game with lots of back and forth>communicative teammates all actually trying and speaking english>victory>commends all around>you will never que into each other again
>>431365581most pub teammates don't play it correctly until you hit divine and even then it's hit and miss
>>431365697Quest is moving to NA? Why don't I know about this?
>>431365910>you will never que into each other againJust add them to your friends' list, faggot
>>431365332by correct item do you mean dagon ?
>>431365910If you enjoy playing with someone, don't be afraid to add them as your friend.
>>431365431quest lost to nigga and monaspa last season retardbro they're not actually good
never add dotards to your friendstheyre all fucking weird
>>431366319hey poopy pants :)
>>431366294I did this once and then got pulled into a super faggy discord call and then it turned out he was a huge rager so I blocked him and have never added randos again
>>431366205only if you're shitstomping hard
>>431365332dagon is the correct itemif you dont stomp offlane you played like shit or your pick was unwarranted
>>431366623I did this and he thinks I'm a girl bc I don't use mic
>>431367085why not just pick medusa then
>>431366313They will beat Secret and secure fourth place, okay?
>>431367085>pick aurabot melee>opponent picks ursaGG just win the lane :)
>use mic in game>try to be nice to everyone even if dumb shit happens>someone on my team gets triggered and over this and throws or feeds>use mic in game>only use it when someone makes a retarded play, call them a dumb fuck nigger>commends at the end of the game10k behavior score no matter which scenario, PMA clearly does not matter
>lina's 25 voice line is "come to mama"dotards...
>>431367963ursa sucks in lane
>>431367963I was talking about Necro pick
>>431368109What will her fox persona's level 25 line be?
>moo is playing SPIRIT BREAKER
>some dude spergs out and breaks his items>everyone reports him>we keep playing because why not>start winning teamfights 4v5>the dude that broke his items decides to stop griefing cause he thinks we can winpussy
>>431369369And everyone still reported him right?
>>431369369If you think the game is that lost, why not abandon like a normal human?People who break items or run down mid to feed are fucking subhumans.
>need role tokens>pos5 wd midas into aghs>win
>be my mid>"hehe i dont need defensive items">gets blown up 7 times in a row by a skywrath with half his net worth>lose>"wcyd"
>>431369369i would still grief more, you are already reported
>>431369643hez thats my image
ummmm this isn't balanced?
look out I'm gonna BLOG
>quinn doing stupid Trump impressionsandclosedfk off libtard
>>431370478people suck Quinn so hard, he's still a shitter carried by his team
>>431369369item breaking is such a lame way to euthanizea real man feeds rapiers to cause as much chaos as possible
>>431370478hurt your feelings snowflake?
what do I get for reviewing overwatch cases?
>>431370771if the game is late enough that you can buy rapiers, then like, what the fuck are you doing
>>431370886brownie points(from me;3)
stinky smelly dotard dick :3
>>431370478just subbed :^)
https://www.twitch.tv/art_dotes/clip/LuckyPoorWalrusFunRun-TmiXXlppx0-2cBvVyour average euw invoker
>>431326257japs dont play mobas so it will never happen
i hate divine games so much
tsm banned from DPC
>>431374113I mean..Yeah, they probably were THAT bad...
MY NIGGA BORIS IS FREE (TO GET MORE FOOD BEFORE GRANT GETS HERE)
>farms for 30 mins>lands 4 man chrono>does 0 damage>refuses to elaborate>leaves
damn people are spamming WW alreadyThought it was until the major before they figured that out
>void chronos me>but I'm windranger so I have 35 armor and 4k health
7.33dRanged Universal Heroes damage per attribute reduced from 0.7 to 0.6You're welcome ICEFRAUD
I just went 22 0 2 as OD on my premiere return to this gameHow well did I do?No I don't play ranked, that shit is for losers
>Fuck KDokay i take it back rtz is based
>about to win>400 dmg LC blinks into fountain to duel>dies>we don't end>lose game
>>431376553Sounds like it wasn't your game to win in the first place
>>431376427?? he's been playing that song since his 2014 streams
>que all roles>mid
>>431375930bro you literally posted a cat wearing a fedora the chances of you not being a loser are 0
>>431376836Yeah which means he hasn't played it in like 2 years since his last recent streams
>>431377000>queue all roles>get carry>can't play carry>entire team is flaming me
Skeleton King (arcana) when he kills Grimstroke:>Count yourself fortunate I didn't do worse with the brushDoes he, uh, mean what I think he means?
Just played an incredible match with this Alchemist. A legendary player, already mastered the new map. Unfortunately we lost and he went 0/11. But that's just bad luck.Obviously, It's my fault we lost. I should have switched my build to tank crystal maiden and used my infinite gold reserves to sustain through weaver + pudge offlane while alchemist farmed the jungle with max efficiency from level 1. GG Alchemist, my Peruvian friend. GG
>>431375930When i came back at the start of patch after multiple year long break, i played some 30 unranked games and lost 3, i carried every single game as pos1 or 2 and rarely had below 25 kills. Then i went ranked and calibrated at 500 mmr, again. Unranked is a different game
>>431377832>Does he, uh, mean what I think he means?yes, he was about to write very mean things but chose not to
>>431375246>Walks in to your any lane at level 6 with no items>Solo kills your core>Refuses to elaborate further>Looks at it (the game) go
>>431377898ok buddy no one wants to watch a full screen webm, you can increase the quality by decreasing the resolution
>>431377898>aura at level 2kek
>>431378264can you explain what im going to kill when my lane partner literally refuses to actually play the lane?
>>431378197Forgot pic because im a drunk idiot
I see I have ran into my obligatory loss to end a 7 win streak with off pudge, mid legend 5 techies vs a divine meepo
>>431377898That one is on you, you should have been pos5 and soloed the game on any hero because (you can) unless you are top10 eu, and if you are should have done the same in pos1/2. Report cm everyone
>>431375246I'll never forget the game I had (about 10 years ago) where the Void jungles all game while the rest of us are rolling them, and just as we are entering their base to finish them he decides to join, timewalks in, and manages to get all 4 of us in Chrono and none of the enemy team
>>431378554Ass, where did you get that?
>>431378313crusader brainlet thinks they're forced to stay in one lane, kek
>>431377898go away psgwhinge whinge whinge
>>431378554mobile game tier
>>431378989>whingeis that a brit? a lowest-tier dota lifeform trying to talk shit to PSG?
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
go to sleep
CANT WAKE UP
Which hero watches my little pony
nevermind the meepo got curbstomped
>7 game win streak>9 game loss streakI AM GOING TO GO FUCKIN INSANE
>>431381234I had a game where I won 9 mmr
>when your superstar team isn't getting any results but you have banunu money
>>431381381banunu thats what my dad used to call a banana when i was little
wanna meet that dad
>>431381381where do russians even get money for gambling so much
Blue lock? What about blue cock and balls
>>431381752i think they steal it from the government
>>431377000>>431377819I went Drow mid and we won the game :)
>>431381618Reminder that it's morally correct to threaten captains in Immortal Draft with euthanizing the game if they don't give you the role you want, if they pick you with people you don't like, or if they pick you last. Make sure not to bluff and actually follow through on your threats if the captain won't obey. And if anyone complains, remind them that this is the future Valve chose for Immortal pubs.
>>431381557doo dah doo doo
>>431381234The low lows really drown out the high highs
>>431382750based sociopath bending reality to his will
spent all day watching rtz again
>>431361105>pma (unironic)Listen here you little shit
>>431383315>lame chrono instead of breaking all his itemspussy void
>>431383315Why are carries such tranny snowflakes?
>>431383703that was actually me
>>431383315lmao he's seething
time to hit BONG HITS and then play DOTA
>>431383315unsure if based or cringe
>>431383315when my teammates ping my unused ultimate a few too many times i tend to just press it on a creep so they stop
so tired of incels getting triggered over a female voice over comms
what if you could vote for the potential mmr gain at the start of the game, just like predictionsthat way you can minimize the effect of peruvians and/or americans
>>431384392Never happened in my games, are you playing on a nonwhite server?
>>431384434need to be able to see every players live webcam before doing thislmao how many people playing dota do you think are just hunched over with their mouth completely open
>>431384557us east, us west, and eu westonly happens in eu lmao
>>431384392>almost all incels I've encountered are americanswtf is wrong with american women?
>>431384392ive never had anyone act up over a girl in my gamesthe closest was someone saying "grill???" jokingly
>>431384676The few times I have women in my games on EUW no one cares
>>431384392as soon as a girl speaks on my team I immediately mute everyone because I know it's gonna be a cringefest
>>431384392literally no one cares, maybe your voice just doesn't pass sis
>>431384392Never happened and even the very few games there's a a female playing they always play support so who gives a shit
>>431384392i only harass women in dota because it pisses off their boyfriends
I remember the single cringest moment of dota 2 I ever experienced vividly, it was 2015 or so, and there was a support feeder girl being fat loudly on the mic...told her to STFU and this dude whiteknighted to defend her. She was the NASTIEST person I have heard practically in dota 2 history, full of absolutely nothing but piss and vinegar, disgusting.So I asked this dude "why are you partying with a girl this negative? whats in it for you?" and this dude is like "partying with her? I'm about to MARRY her!"I can imagine some balding red headed fat guy somewhere with the grim reaper just hovering over him today because of his poor ass life decisions
>>431384392Are you a woman?
why dont they rework vengeshe was outdated in like 2011
lmao what a fucking joke organization
pre 7.00 doto when?
>>431385440Who and what did they do
>>431385432because campo santo is retarded and only cares about removing the soul from dota while keeping the old shit that's boring and useless
>>431384997it's always some russian or ukranian faggot who gets triggered>>431385171please don't project your tranny insecurities on to me, i don't associate with lgbt fags
>>431385432Pitch your rework ideaI think her passive should be removed and exchanged with a slow or something
>>431385432she isnt outdated, fundamentally sound herovengeance aura should be changed to a short range ground target small AoE spell where purple glowing shards erupt vertically out of the ground, damaging and slowing the target (you put this in their path after swapping)
>>431385578being an anti woke tranny won't make you any more accepted sis
>>431385578>it's always some russian or ukranian faggot who gets triggeredAre you surprised that retarded subhumans that get triggered over fucking nothing sperg out over hearing the voice of a woman?
>>431385583make wave of terror slowmake aura an active that fears in an aoe for like half a second
venge should also be able to fly and shoot missles out of her ass, aura needs an active that makes her hop forward too
>>431385914fears are reddit, memes, dishonest and gay
>>431386057ok then it adds a horny debuff that works just like lich e
>>431385432>nigger swap now does 200/300/400 damagevoila, no longer a meme
>>431386202for your own sake I hope you're not a real female and just larping because if you are then may god have mercy on your soul posting chudjak edits on this shitty corner of the internet at 4-5am your time
the first person who posts after me is gay
it is way harder to win games at 1k than at 4k
>>431385540PGL accused Boris and LilNick's team of betting in their own match, so they DQed them and took away the Div2 slot they had wonthere was no evidence other than a screenshot of some shittalk between them and the enemy team
>>431387365He's such a slut
>>431385440at least they took it back, even if they are clowns. Could have been worse if they doubled down.
>>431388291lmao the magnus in this game is actually cheating
>>431386597stay mad troon, ywnbaw :^)
>hate trannies>hate niggers>hate jewsHero for this feel?
XD fun game
>>431390474LMAO I LOST 39 MMR FOR THIS GAMELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOyeah fuck playing this garbage, fucking retard shit for losers lmao
In Warcraft 3, and thus Dota 2:Strength is reddish. Blends into orange and brown. Look not only at the icon, but gauntlets of strength, belt of strength, bracer, ogre axe, sange, reaver, tarrasque, overwhelming blink ,etcAgility is green. Again, not only the icon but slippers, elvenskin, alacrity, eaglesong, butterfly, swift blink.Knowing this, wouldn't it make much more sense for Earth Spirit to be reddish-orange, and Ember Spirit to be green? I understand the name 'ember' already pushes him to his color. Change it then. Call him Willow Spirit or something like that. Vine Spirit. Herb Spirit. Weed Spirit. Whatever
>>431390474>>431390609>26 assistsHow many times where you fucked over by Tidechad's ult?
>>431390796this is from reddit btw
>>431390994never he didnt do anything he just existed in the vague area of magnus free farming my teamman i enjoyed that loss just fine until seeing -39 fuck that, what happened to being able to gain mmr in a loss?? games system is so absurd, 2 people have 34 deaths and I have 6 deaths, wtf?
I wish 1x6 was balanced. It would be so fun if it was
>>431390474>treant buildextremely based
>>431391609these people have no idea what theyre doing, just copying some streamer or something, i just waited for his blademail to run out and then killed him several timesthis sucks, i dont want to have to log into my other account, but -39 for that!!!!! nigga this account is never getting out of 1k lmao
>>431391226I think the best you can do is not to care about it. I know it's not what you want to hear but I don't see how it can be healthy any other way. Just play the best you can. Improve consistently.Sometimes you'll get a bad hand of teammates and opponents and winning will be near impossible. It's alright. Sometimes you also get free wins.
>>431391727oh i dont care about it at all the way i used to, im way over this gameits just stupid as fuck
>>431391727btw this isnt alright and improve consistently isnt good adviceyou should quit this game, and that game displays why..unless you play in a 5 stack playing this game is just time wasting slow suicideim happy knowing that skywrath and dazzle probably come from some village on the russian border with mongolia where they will soon be drafted into the ukranian meat grinder zone
>>431392017Games are supposed to be fun, if you don't have fun then don't play it I guess.
>>431392464getting mad for fun is the main past time of the contemporary western man and woman
>5k mmr>windranger (my ban) and magnus go unbanned and first round picked by enemy team>I lock PL>barely win a 50 minute game where I hard carry, end score 17-2-15>windranger calls me a nigger for playing an OP heroOk
>>431393203WR is nowhere near as OP as PL rn
So... 105 MMR is pretty good, right? In IQ terms it's at least *slightly* above average. (Just got calibrated for the first time).
Creep are NPC. How are you meant to aggro them?
>>431395147do you have less than 200 hours in total in dota2 or any moba? Then its about as good as expected but no, you are technically worse than 99% of the playerbase
Fact check. None of you niggers know the type of shit i been one.
>>431395509share your political opinions with them
>>431395593>do you have less than 200 hours in total in dota2Yep. Decided to calibrate after reaching 100 hours for the first time. Also I understand, like, at least 5 different characters (sort of). I feel like I'm getting to the point where I can start pinging the minimap like everyone else.>you are technically worse than 99% of the playerbaseOh please, it can't be THAT bad. Right? I mean... you're telling me that all these players are sitting on hundreds (if not thousands) of hours? Lmao.
>>431395147fucking howeven i calibrated higher after buying a battlepass in 2016 and queuing ranked too early because my account level massively increased
>>431396201according to the statistics anything below herald 3 puts you at sub 1 percentile making you worse than 99% of ranked playershttps://www.esportstales.com/dota-2/seasonal-rank-distribution-and-mmr-medalsits whatever though, just enjoy the games and finding out about all the new heroes and shit, no one good cared about their percentile when starting out
>>431396201Based newfriendAlso most "people" at your rank have thousands of hours, they are legitimately braindead
>>431397420that was pre glicko, after glicko all the thousand of hour heralds got kicked up to guardian and crusader, for all we know current herald could legit just be all newbs and the graphs seem to support it with how low the herald population is atm
>>431384392Imagine playing with girls that actually use ingame comms