Dead general edition>Season 17 Patch Noteshttps://www.ea.com/games/apex-legends/news/arsenal-patch-notes>Newshttps://www.ea.com/games/apex-legends/news>Updateshttps://twitter.com/PlayApexhttps://twitter.com/Respawn>Current Maphttps://apexlegendsstatus.com/current-mapPrevious thread: >>431118168
hope this one dies too
not on my watchbangalore!
how does a game with millions of players feel so dead?
>>431257180Look at that, turns out when someone makes a shitty ash edition everyone leaves.
Hold on, let me help you!
>>431258497mostly on console playstation has more players than all other platforms combined
>>431257180>ranked mode is full of rats>previous rat general died before bump limit It's over Apex babs
>>431266402Nah, last edition was just super shitty.
I have to be autistic because I'm the only person in my friends of Apex players who still wants to play more than once a season
>>431272203>autisticweird way to spell addicted
>>431272203>I can't outright admit I'm addicted to apex so I must be autistic
>>431272752>>431272354I play once a week
Why the fuck am I getting matched up with sweaty ass nigger preds and masters in the event control playlist? Every fucking game is like playing ranked, I just wanna do some fun bullshit, but instead I have to play with no life faggots.
>you enjoy playing a game therefore you're addicted and have a serious problem
>>431275386If you were observant you'd see I'm not the same person you fucking sperg
SEX WITH LOBA
>>431276960Why is she barking at me?
Another win, Diamond 1 now (barely). Taken a few days off and KC is a bitch, but nonetheless the climb continues...
>>431280557No one even knows who you are. We are not cozy with you. We are not comfy with you. We do not know you. You might as well be posting google images.
I know who he is.
>>431280557KC is the easiest map to climb on.
>>431280557Cute, you're in baby lobbies where they actually reward eliminations
>>431282848wattson is actually a robot is the most dogshit headcanon thing in apexthey should have never put out the garbo eyepatch skin to embolden you freaks
>>431282934IN ENGLISH DOC
>>431280557Does it get harder the higher you climb?
>pc lobbies are either>a) people afking for RP>b) squad of triple pred running you down>c) people walling knowing exactly where you are at all timesI've never seen as many wallers and aimbotters as this season
>eat 6 99 headshots while im bouncing on an octane padyea that was real
bros I just r99 headshot an idiot bouncing on an octane pad 6 times, fucking kek
>>431265961Kinda based they finally fixed ranked
>>431287323Did the retard not know you could easily lead your shots on him?
>>431287323>fucking kek2016 called trump needs you bro
Some retarded respawn dev thought having a 35 flat entry/maximum loss cost was good for ranked.
THREADLY REMINDER: NO FUN ALLOWEDApex has over 400,000 players on PC(Steam) alone.In 2023, the Apex Legends player count is estimated to be approximately 15 to 16 million weekly active players.>we could still have arenas>we could have a dedicated TDM playlist>we could have a dedicated Control playlist>we could have a dedicated hardcore BR playlist>we could have custom modes and matches>we could have solos only BR>we could have input-based matchmaking>we could have skill based matchmaking>we could have party size based matchmaking>we could have working backfill in mixtape modes>we could have map selection for pubsBut we don't. Instead we just get collection events every 2 weeks and a shitty complete afterthought excuse of a ranked mode with the worst matchmaking in the genera. Trash devs are trash.
>>431259847>An op pic is enough to get the general killedMore like this is a dead general, Ash schizo.
Who is meant to bump the thread at 6am anyways? We need more American/Aussie NEETs like the other generals.
As if this game isn't miserable enough, this general is filled to the brim with redditfags. It should've stayed dead there was no need for another thread.
haters mad axg is alive
>5 posts per hour>alive
>>431265961so basically masters is the equivalent of someone making plat in a split and there isn't even a split this season. kek
>>431272203same bro. all my friends quit this shit game but part of me still loves it so I'm left playing solo. feelsbad
What's that? There's a grain of sand above a flat surface? I guess you can't place your Wattson fence there.
>>431299871and what sucks is there is a bunch of indie boomers shooters/single player games I know in general that I would enjoy that cause zero stress compared to apex. want to get to masters early this season for the meme badge and catch up on some single player games
>>431276960they should just release the bikini skin that zoomies want. the whole "don't won't to sexualize our game" shit is a joke. 90% of the game is a LGBT fuck fest. Loba has a shit ton of lines that can be interpreted in sexual ways and they definitely do it on purpose. "Let's not finish quickly. Where's the fun in that?""A powerful woman knows what she wants. And what I want is down there."
>>431279195I don't get it? he's doing this against a bunch of bots. a trio that is literally afraid to push one person. also he was already nerfed for mnk players. he was an mnk legend for a little bit but respawn can't have that for long
>>431301139They look nothing like the characters in the game.
This shit works now and I got dropped into a bot lobby where the enemy team was winning by 2x but every enemy was crouching while they shot.
>>431301480seething failed artist
>>431301139Based and on-model
>>431301348But they do. You can immediately tell who it is just from the thumbnail, you couldn't possibly mistake them for some other characters. Are you blind?
>>431301139Looks good, which generator did you use? Would like to create one with Horizon or Loba
There is a spanish speaking woman in my game, and she's playing Caustic.
I can't believe EA actually denied my report for the first time ever. They're usually soft. He said "ass team" and "idiot" in text chat.
>>431304067go to reddit retard
>>431302920They don't have bodies like in your picutre. And the faces look different.
>>431272203>>431299871story of my life since season 9 or so
Do you realize how BAD you've gotta play for me to voluntarily taking the abandon policy just for you to know i QUIT the match instead of just alt+f4ing. Fuck my life. Also, why is ranked so campy right now? I was in fucking bronze the other day and there were seven squads remaining in the final round....
>>431305915lmao why do people even play ranked.
>>431306165this but pubs
Man the pocket valk has ruined (even more) this game. It's a retarded item.
How are people teaming in ranked lmao, you're just making it harder to place within top 10
>2 retards with white shirelds rush>die>blame me that I'm not dead with them
>>431301830oh wow only took over a year good job respawn
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1829205200?t=02h48m49sbruh, Hal straight up 1v3d Nickmercs entire team lmao Reps only landed literally 2 bullets of his R99
>bruhTotal zoomer death NOW
>>431310552Have to be 18 to post here
>>431310552>goes to loot a white box instead of popping a cell>is surprised when he had white armor"Professional" player with over 6000 hours in this game everyone.
>>431310552Who the fuck are these people
Old news but...
Playing Crypto is now more fun because of all the rats, nice buff.
>>431316012>"there are 3 squads in the area">fly drone around>locate the enemy squads>they're all rats in level 2 shields lol
>>431317387Was about to shit myself becaude I ratted in that tree a few games ago and was about to accept public humiliation on 4chan
best way to fill a lobby to play Storm Point?
>>431325651Why would you willingly play storm point
>>431326420idk, why do people play video games?they're deliberately designed to waste your time
>1.35 k/dS12 which was truly easy I got to Master with 1.9 k/dSweet ruined this season. Camping and ratting is boring as fuck
>>431328376Because video games are fun, storm point however, lmfao no
>>431330739Reporting your twitch account for having connections to 4chan, enjoy the permanent ban for even daring to be a part of the hatespeech website, goodbye chud!
I don't know how my tracking is godlike on certain days to an aimlet on others. something wrong with my brain.
I sure love being stuck with 15 legal aimbotters on last ring
>>431331092Stop this you're making people scared to post non-4:3 aspect ration images/clips
>>431330739just checked your twitch and you sound like a nigger. you don't belong here. there's other spaces for you
>>431317387>ratting next to a deathboxhe must have been really desperate lmao
>>431317387reminds me of Season 0/1 Wingman where going for headshots w/ skullpiercer was worthwile
we dont use hard r here
>>431330739Where's the stream?
>>431299943Yes, this is why Wattson only has 2% pick rate.
>>431339131>>431299943The fire hydrants next to doors or whatever they are. Fuck them.
>>431341119I feel like they put as much trash as possible next to doors just to fuck with Wattson, there's no other explanation for why there's always cardboard box next to doors.
good. fuck fencesissies.
>>431343652wattson hate is not welcome here
>>431343652zat was very rude!
>>431343652>good. fuck fencesiss-ACK!
TOTAL FENCESISSY DEATH
>>431346149I feel sorry for people posting images like this. How devoid of beauty must your life be.
>I feel sorry for people posting images like this. How devoid of beauty must your l-ACK!
>>431346149>heirloom is a pair of generic sci fi nunchuks They did her so dirty.
>>431346149Imagine saving such an ugly picture
wraith still best heirloom
>>431346803>>431346914seriously though why did they make ash kill wattson like this
Let's be honest, all the heirlooms suck and only Mirage and Pathfinder's have any personality
imma let you finish but rev and loba have best looms
>>431347949Imma let you slide, but Pathfinder and Gibby have the best
>>431348047>t. generic blade enjoyer
I just want lifeline shock sticks since they ruined Ash's heirloom
>>431348523wraith is best yes
>>431348047>>431348523Whats the point of like 10 different kinds of electric knives when there is no gore. Not even like a 2 handed blade. Gay
>>431349285how big do you have to be to reach from the back?
>>431346149People who have images like this and make posts like this are mentally ill.
>>431317387how the fuck did you see him?
Just killed the #101 pred but unfortunately my team collapsed. Was a bit surprised he wasn't very good desu, maybe I caught him by surprise.
just killed the #1 pred bros, am i the #1 pred now? sure feels like it.
why is an elimination worth 2 points
Setting a fence.-||==========================||-||========(You)==============||-||==============*zap*========||-||==========================||-Ф_____________________________ФThat's a grumpy fence >:[The circuit is complete.
They hated her because she was cute in a world filled with ugliness.
>>431357014that is all it amounts to, ugly people hate beauty
Has control somehow gotten worse once it was made permanent?Everyone is so ultra sweaty.It feels like I am playing against a 9 stack. 3 people charge rifling me wherever I go. Try to backcap and instanly have 3 people on me.
>>431357820it has always been a sniper+turtlefest, which is why this general filled with shitter turtles likes it in the first place. every decent player (aimer, not ability abuser) prefers TDM.
>>431357820That's what it's like playing in AxG lobbies too>>431337347https://www.twitch.tv/the_devil_breaker
>>431357014Maybe I am the weirdo but I was watching a streamer play against an obviously newish Wattson player who was playing passively because they have like 300 hours of playtime tops while the streamer has 6000+ and when the streamer finally got the Wattson he did the spit sound and everyone posted a "pepe spitting" emote in chat and I found that pretty upsetting. Wattson is so cute that I don't get how people can get so hateful against her.
>>431357820without the ring forcing people out of fortified positions and multiple teams threatening from different angles apex doesn't really work in more traditional shooter modes
>>431362637You are extremely incorrect
>>431362117Trannies are jealous that they will never look like Wattson.Zoomers just follow the streamer tranny like lemmings.
You will never make us hate Wattson, you are mentally ill and shitposting here is all you have.
>>431363137Oh god, i havent seen this one in a while. I guess some future serial killers out there like drawing pretty girls being horrifically mutilated.
Wattson is beautiful and cuteyou are uglyend of discussion
>>431317387>Knocked downThis guy had teammates ALIVE and was ratting? ffs
AxG lobby tonight?
>>431366704He's literally me. I will not be responsible for my teammates
https://streamable.com/ir19zfThat was my only decent clip of the night. GGs good night
>>431368378Also I had god loot off drop for some reason so it's whatever.
>streamable instead of embedded webmshan't be clicking
Should I tbag everyone I kill who plays as the vile troon character or would they view having my virtual nuts on them as a positive thing?
>>431357820switch to some legend good for backcapping (probably Caustic given the gondolas) and earn your ultswitch to Crypto, EMP under B floor and destroy all the stupid Wattson bullshit inside, watch the idiot fortress crumblethis is assuming your team is actually useful so yeah there's nothing you can do after allat least you can farm nades of those useless bots invariably comprising half your team to spam into B after the EMPor you could, you know, play with "friends"
431370929your average /axg/ control player
>>431370929based triple digit iq player
Why did they only make sound when I physically see them?https://streamable.com/b9rgdp
Why was this guy ratting in an obvious spot with teammates still alive?
>>431364353yo where are the mods? how is that post still up?
>yo where are the mods? how is that post still up?
>>431372938the topic of discussion is a game where you shoot people to deathwhy has this particular notion of violence has somehow disintegrated in the average gamer brain?is it like that coffee without caffeine, beer without alcohol, war without casualties etc. paradigm funny Slovenian man mentions sometimes?
I guess every /vg/ thread needs their own schizo.>>431371765Servers have been horrible all week, nothing new unfortunately. They might have reintroduced bugs with their last patch.
>>431368378>https://streamable.com/ir19zfNah u was bussin
>>431363137would never catch my girl nita lacking like that
>>431371765>https://streamable.com/b9rgdpThat was the most annoying loss of the night
Wattson haters are redditors btw, just so we are all clear
>>431366806tomorrow evening or afternoon
>>431375648Reddit troons nonetheless
>you're reddit>no you're reddit>no i'm 4chan>no i'm more 4chan
>>431375648Damn, really? Makes alot of sense i guess
Here's a new Wobbsom I found.
Nebu gets offSubz gets offExperience constant loss
Ahh, now I've hit D4, I can switch to MnK and have fun
>>431362783Ok can you explain that a bit? Or do you just have oppositional defiance disorder?
>>431380343Okay, so look at titanfall for example. You can clearly see team deathmatch and other game modes work very well with similar mechanics. Even looking at the lawless land of fully customizable season 3 illegal apex servers, you can see that the game is suited for all manner of game mode. Apex not being accomodating to other game modes is Respawn's fault. These motherfuckers can switch between shield auto heals and health auto heals. What do you think would happen if you Created solo, and team deathmatches, and enabled both of those things to recharge, and enabled wall running?
THIS GENERAL IS DEAD
As it should be. Controller users can't type.
This is unironically a controller game now. Fuck this gay earth
>>431305607You should make a team since your pals left you, your already 3 and are less likely to ditch the gameThe group could be called the butt buddies
is alb still practicing the roller or has he completely given up?
>>431391786>keeping up with internet Battle Royal game personalities
Since all modes are boring shit, ranked is a mess, I'm already a master and I will not cringe rat 40k LPs I will do MRB challenge on ranked when Olympus goes up:Get on the trident.Collect ALL materials you can.When you have like 500+ get to the replicator in the zones.Make as much MRBs as possible and throw them on the ground.Activate like 20 MRBs one by one.Funny green laser show.
>>431400546 did you mean "activate" as in rezzing your teammates? or just placing them on the ground?
>>431401065hell yeah, shit sounds fun.
>>431391786>autistic fat retard with pimples needs to """"practice""" on controller, lol
>Spanish duo>Don't have much hope>Making subpar rotations but killing people pretty well anyway>One gets stuck behind a deathbox>Have to empty it alone since the other guy doesn't know you can remove them by emptying them and have no way of telling him this>Get him out>Go on to win the game in the endPleasantly surprised
>Path pred in team>Barely can keep up with his constant moving>We win>Path - 6k dmg>Me - 240 dmg
>>431403992did you add her?
>>431401245It actually really does lol
I swear they increased the radius of Fuse's stupid fucking cluster nades.
>>431381490counterpoint is the abilities and ultimates, specifically the defensive ones that remain after death completely lock down choke points and capture points slowing the games down making them tedious turtle fights.If the mixtape mode had more basic load outs or a limited roster I would agree with you however it's nothing but caustics and wattsons in most games, not a big deal in br but they stifle traditional fps modes which is why you don't see those types of abilities in standard shooters
>>431402508>you can remove them by emptying them...I didn't know this. Never even heard of it before.
Another win, Masters now within striking distance. The climb continues...
>>431379307Cool but when are we getting the Nessie prestige skin
>>431407470>>431409325I always think i have been stuck by one and sprint away to find that im alright.
>>431371765This game has fantastic sound scape.
>>431410989No, NIGGA, because if they can switch the auto healing from shield to health and on and off, and the grenade pickup interaction to automatic, and wattson fence interaction to snap to door frames, they can dissolve/explode/degrade stationary legend abilities. Use ya head these mfs don't do this shit on purpose
>>431411264....... this game is 4 years old>>431412776Shut the fuck up
>>431372392Explains why your shitter teammates just stood still infront of the ghost squad
>>431412776Once again, no one cares, youre in baby lobbies where they actually give you elim points. The badge doesn't determine skill, it's a meaningless png that shows how long you played a ranked season
>>431411264Only works if the whole team's dead as well, so keep that in mind.
>>431246865I was thinking about this and our games yesterday. The teams that have the initiative usually come out on top, and for that having a good leader is essential. Most randos don't have a clue how to play the zone, how to rotate, where and how to fight so it's best not to follow them blindly.It's not even that the team that pushes always wins over the one that defends, it's that those teams that are coordinated and have a plan usually come out on top of the ones that don't. That's why hand-holding 3-stacks in discord voice chat are so scary, and for them the game becomes easier too since they have each other's backs and have better insight into what's happening in any given situation.
>>431343652>>431346149>>431346803>>431357820>>431363137Holy based the mentally ill wattfags are so insufferable, constantly shitting up the thread with their autistic waifu.
>replying to yourselfThat's really cringe. The only person shitting up the thread is you with your unwarranted hate.
>>431380179yeah, solo is rough no matter what anyone says. abandoning team and ratting would be easy but there's no fun in that and I just don't want to be that asshole
>>431371036>your average control playerftfy
a controller nigger said I was cheating by using reWASD to get aim assist on mnk. kek. just using in game aimbot like you are brother
>Winning team gets capture bonus on the only point they have>They winGame is by retards for retards. I sure love RNG. RNG for the win!
>>431427698It's not rng you're just too retarded to know how it functions
>>431433198We're all retarded for playing babex legends
>control>5 team mates are near B>1 enemy rat just standing on B for 2 minutes and captured it>every fucking time
>>431442124we worst map this season
I prefer WE or Olympus to KC for ranked. KC is outdated for modern Apex.
They should just make a perfectly flat map without any terrain or stuff.
>>431444054They should make a night city map, but god bless you if you think anyone on that team has a creative bone in their body, or an imagination that would spark that thought
horizon just silent now fr fr
>>431388110Whorerizon... imagine the braps
>>431445005silent but deadly...
>teammates get shot>they stand in the open and accept death>I get shot>I calmly walk into cover and healfps games are hard for the common masses
>>431443653KC is by far the best ranked map rn
>>431443653>>KC is outdated for modern Apex.>See team in high traffic zone>Throw three grenades, shoot a little, maybe throw some abilities if you've got some loud or flashy ones>Run>Team you ran from gets 3rd partied by half the lobby>Top 10 within minutes>Can just clean up the bloodbath when it starts dying down
SP is the superior map for ranked and would go nicely with the new ranked system.
They must make a Mario cart mode on tridents. Mario cart with a team and guns. It will be more popular than any BR shit.
>>431448306once again, InfernoPlus already made this with Halo as a basis
I haven't been able to get a not laggy match since the ballistic update. what the fuck do these stupid niggers do that constantly breaks something.
>>431447428Nice badge Anon.
>>431446601>it was real in my head
>>431451526Can you not throw grenades anon?
eomm is going hard against me todayfinna watch a movie instead
I hate horizon crutches so badly
>>431456453*silently drops a third party behind you*
ain't no way
>>431456534Not even just that.>Blocks a door with lift you can't do anything about more efficiently than a fucking Caustic>Lifts away, possibly through shit like leaves or beams for visual obstruction, for a free batt>Sends entire team miles with her Q, Octane has to wait for his 2 minute ult to do that, she gets it in seconds>Footsteps are so fucked it's like fighting a ghost around corners>Wiry little stick modelWorse than anything is the first two. They do it so fast you know they're used to getting their ass beat in gun fights so regularly they instinctively whack their lift down since they know they lose without it.
>>431450795What monitor are you using? I'm looking for a good 1440p monitor but I don't know what to pick.
>>431461370>Blocks a door with lift you can't do anythingskill issue 2bh famalam
>>431464669Samsung Odyssey G7 32'' from 2020. I'm very happy with it but I'm sure there are better monitors on the market right now.I would recommend you look in the description of this video for a list of monitors and maybe pick whichever is in your budget. Those guys are legit when it comes to monitorshttps://youtu.be/Qtpbv8HUrtE
>>431465012>Some weird shit just to get through a Q that's not even meant to block you by designStill busted.
>>431465665He says 270 dollars US for those LG monitors but for me it's more like 400 euros on Amazon. I'll keep looking to see if there's a sale, thanks.
another game ruined by le epic respawn beacon and capture bonus
>>431467465Lean on that crutch
>>431466673its meant to lift you not just other people.
>>431412776Good going anon, don't listen to these shitters, it's still not easy winning a match at that level
>>431468173any other copes?
>>431466673focusing too much on what it's "meant to do" instead of what it actually does leads to shitty game designit's like the Unix distinction between mechanism and policy
>Oasis landing>Other team with us>I go center and get a purple with two blues>Ping the blues>Neither teammate even dibs one>Just stand near each other>It's a duo so they're probably trading super secret loot they don't want me to even see because that's a thing duos do for some reason>One dies running into a 1v2 in the open after just shifting around for a while without meaning>I die because the enemy now realizes these people are fucking retarded and insta-ape me the moment the other guy got downed>3rd runs away to rat>Teammates are rookies>Enemies have 20 bomb and 4k badges
Just btfo some trannies/actual 12 yr old girls on RL Back to some 'pexxing
I broke my monitor should I upgrade to 2k?
>>431478716How did you break it?
>>431478716anyone who refers to 1440p as 2k should off himself
lmao Caprah ragequit a team AGAIN after they got shit on by our GuhRLto be fair though, retzi is an unbearable washed shitter still living off his early Apex fumes
>>431480471keep us posted, we're all very interested
>>431480212Okay so should I upgrade to 1440p? >>431479054I was very drunk so I don't remember, must have thrown something at it thinking it was the wall. First time this has happened
>>431481101what's your gpu?
>>431481204I have a 5700 xt nitro plus
>"hurr durr suck my dick">"blah blah blah blah">"reported"Europeans are subhuman
>>431482131not really a strong gpu for 1440p. you can buy a 1440p monitor but you'll never really use it to its full potential until you upgrade the gpu, since you'll probably run some games on 1080p to keep a stable fps. if you plan on upgrading your gpu relatively soon then i'd say go for the 1440p but otherwise id just get a 1080p240hz
>>431483982Okay, yeah that makes sense. I could just get a cheaper 1080p model for now and upgrade my pc at the end of the year maybe, thanks anon
>>431468290It's not particularly hard
I hit master... but it felt so meaningless and unearned...
>>431486324post stats from current ranked season
>>431486815No, my hidden elo is apex predator and I had to regularly face other predators and algs players during my ranked run.It cannot be compared to others.
>>431487149is it an established fact that this "hidden elo" actually exists and what makes you convinced that you are top tier by that metricwhat is a well established fact is that predators and ranks as low as silver are regularly put into the same matchyou just come across as a deluded avatarfag
>>431485723Depends on the server. London always has pro 3 stacks running through the lobby
https://youtube.com/shorts/ULtlKLy6JHE?feature=share who is this content for
Just btfo a creeper/some actual fucking mob on MCback to 'pexxing
damn, I kinda outplayed by a rev. never seen one place totem to avoid arc star damage.
>>431474851No one fucking cares, please stick to rocket league and never post here again you actual fucking vermin
>spend 15 minutes looting attachments for their guns>refuse to use the said guns until they die to zonei love nu-ranked
>>431488504>There are still anons this retarded
>>431498397Retards finally getting grouped with retarded teammates. Thanks apex. Glad I don't have to carry you anymore
>>431495130>t. hardstuck C2 for 5 seasons
lads... I made my usual road to masters video but it's not as action packed as the others due to so many rats in ranked....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG-ECsC4Vpw
>>431503830What the fuck is c2
LANimals is fucking dead
>>431507231TSMliquidc9LAN Alabama kills another team.
>>431507598reminder that he also joined /ourguys/ CLG right before they disbanded as well
>>431507598y'all are going to leave Allegra alone he's one of us.
>>431507668Holy fuck, he's cursed. When are Sen going to disband as well again? They are AWFUL.
I like this game.
I can and I will have sex with this robot
You can't and will never have sex with a robot.
Not even close, didn't even panichttps://streamable.com/b171do
>streamableshan't be clicking
>>431257180I just queued into a casual duos lobby with a friend, and somehow we got split up and put into different lobbies. Is this a known or common bug?
>streamablei always click
>>431519786Don't think so, probably just a rare bug.
feels gud manghttps://streamable.com/80lrvm
I can't tell if there is something wrong with my game or if my eyes have some kind of issue with following movement.Between recoil, bullet travel, your muzzle flash, enemies muzzle flash, hit feedback and effects like the octane stim I feel like I'm taking wild fucking guesses when aiming. Sometimes I will hit a Wingman headshot and not even feel like I aimed anywhere close. Other times I will take a deep breath and really try to aim carefully and not hit shit.Do you ever have a dream where you are trying to do something like running or picking something up and you just can't? This is how it feels to aim for me in this game.I don't know what is going on.
>>431527305It's definitely the one of the crappier FPS I have played in terms of weapon feedback>shoot anywhere near dirt or snow or indoors and you can't see shit>tons of character abilities add yet more crap on your screen - rev ball, maggie drill, wattson fences, smoke, shields>hipfire crosshair nearly always obscured by whatever visual vomit is happening in front of you>20tick servers mean you can get shot around corners even with ideal ping>lag makes both hitreg and consistency way worse because character models warp around>slow bullet travel time on everything but energy weapons makes predictive aiming hard even if there weren't comedy lag issues
>>431528989and you know the fucked up part? controller basically makes all of these a non-issue i would uninstall this game right now but the battlepass FOMO and sunk cost has me by the balls
>>431529958How weak of you.
>ridiculous ping only in apex, no other gameenjoyable
>>431530963>weakIt's a video game. It's not like getting good at it will improve my life.
>>431474851based, I'd advise entirely uninstalling gapesex and focusing on rl, much more relaxing.
>>431507231>it's realHoly fuck, get your shit together what the hell.>>431507598Looks like it was Lou's decision to disband out of the blue it seems. Our guy Al-Baghdadi was crying on stream.
>>431541574I really want Algebra to get his break
>>431539735 Not always very chilled when youre coming up against better premades every match and ending up in 2v3s but it never feels hopeless like in Apex. The average player is way better mechanically than years ago but most people are still predictable enough.Surprised how much muscle memory i've retained on KBM after barely playing for the last year.
>>431257180Any tips for a console Crypto main?
>>431542042https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1831188737?t=00h17m22sOur guy will get a good team and become the champion one day, I believe!
Shh! Wattson is sleeping.
TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION, RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULLHOW I SHOT IT ON ONE, TAKIN' IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL (TAK– TAK)SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE, RAGING THROUGH MY BONESOH SHIT I'M FEELING IT, TAKYOONNNNNNNNHELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH, I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT, TAKYONALRIGHT THAT’S TIGHT, WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EXPERIENCE, TAKYON TAKYOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>431507231i knew lou was gonna be the one that gave up
next season doing this will be bannable. binding anything to scrollwheel will result in instant expulsion from the community and account deletion.
>trannoid>in a ltm>reinforcing doors>placing traps41%
I GOT MY WHOLE GANG ON SOME OTHER SHITI DONE CHANGED MY SWAGMETAMORPHOSIS, METAMORPHOSIS, METAMORPHOSISMETAMORPHOSIS, METAMORPHOSIS, METAMORPHOSISMETAMORPHOSIS, METAMORPHOSIS, METAMORPHOSISMETAMORPHOSIS, METAMORPHOSIS, METAMORPHOSIS
m e d seds
>>431507598you forgot FaZe
I STILL SEE EVERYTHINGGAS TRAP DEPLOYEDINDEPENDENT VARIABLE ADDEDPLACING A GAS TRAP DEPLOYING A VARIABLEMY VISION IS CLEARLEAVING A GAS TRAP BEHIND BREATHE IT INTRAP SET... AND WAITINGINTRODUCING A NEW VARIABLETHE TRAP IS SET. DATA SOON TO FOLLOWNOXIOUS GAS DEPLOYEDANOTHER VARIABLE FOR THE LAB RATSNOXIOUS GAS DEPLOYEDBEWARE. I'VE ADDED A VARIABLE
Shh, it's okay. The noise will stop now.
posting in this epic subreddit
TOTAL WAIFUPOSTER DEATH
Part of me knew this team wouldn't last long. Lou is just abrasive in how he talks and IGLs and he was never a good IGL to begin with. His ego is too big to admit his own shortcomings. Naughty has controller brain and needs to be on a constant micro-management leash while Alb is an untamed demon that wants to play his way but also have other people tell him how to play so he can just frag. Sad to say but this was likely these three's best shot at making it if they actually stuck together and played out LCQ, giving up now... I don't see a way for how any of them will make it to a LAN final now. Apex is turning into an older game, the top teams have been established and that makes it harder to get into the top rankings.>>431545330>>431545632>nooo stop talking about apex legends in the apex legends threadLiterally kys yourself.
>>431546338No kys you useless shit you're not talking about apex you're shitting up every thread with your extremely annoying waifuposting that every hates but doesn't say anything about. Autistic antisocial shits.
>>431546338>the top teams have been established and that makes it harder to get into the top rankingsThis is especially true because of the IGL shortage. The only up and coming players are controller retards that are switching from console and they will never learn how to IGL, but will continue to saturate the free agent market with their presence. Up and coming M&K pro talent is damn near dead in the water. HisWattos will be the last one we'll have gotten because Caprah is mentally unstable.
i heckin love ecelebs
and that's heckin based
This is now /rlg/and /tfg/ Do not talk about Gaypex here anymore.
this is now /bbc/
>>431547434I will talk about ap*x insofar as talking about how it's worse than tfthe slidehopping in tf2 was perfect and there was no scroll wheel crutch because of double jumpin ap*x they just neutered any last traces of it and it was less skill based to begin with
>>431546860There's still one up and coming IGL, right here on /axg/.>>431546675>shitting up every thread with your extremely annoying waifupostingNever happened. The only shitposts here are your whining, which btw are off-topic unlike waifuposting.
How do controller players feel any sense of accomplishment?
just posting my waifu
>>431548849this is one of my favorite copes that keep popping up. trully an all time classic.
Reminder: Titanfall 2 sucks dick. Low ttk for low skill shitters. If you disagree you have never been good, and you have never faced anyone remotely good.
>>431548741>There's still one up and coming IGL, right here on /axg/.IGN?
tacticals that force you to move your position behind cover or take damage shouldn't be in the game... fuse and maggie
>>431543208damn. he should take a mental break from apex comp for a bit
>>431550621Nah, you gon take this drillin, cuz.
>>431551513Why is her face cracked and wrinkly but the rest of her body is so smooth?
Wattybabs, open very carefully..
I wanna play with someone on official apex discord because solo sucks but my social anxiety sucks. I even reject good teammates invites. I just don't want someone calling me shit or something. literally have my comms on nobody. I'm old af too.
>>431554118This is pathetic
>>431554118Why not play with /axg/?
>>431554118play with deez nuts lmao
>>431554759and it's weird. grew up playing BO2, calling people nigger and shit then something changed. don't even know when kek
>>431555352To be fair some people just grow up to stop being spergs in game chat, I rarely use game chat now unless someone is really fucking annoying and I just want them to shut the fuck up
>>431552825no cap never ever FUCK respawn NIGGERS
>>431557962the skin that looks like it was made for valk has no cap
>>431265723we never needed crossplay. you PC faggots are terminally alone assholes who ruin gaming as a whole
>>431562509You retards are the ones invading our lobbies bitch
How is there not a replay mode for this game already? The devs have the tools, alot of the trailers are 90% gameplay with freecam, let me do cool angles and shit you faggots
>>431414289If you get stuck by one it falls off when it starts doing damage.
>>431565593they can’t even make servers stable
>>431543208Wow, might be time to get off the anti depressants if you're crying over something like this.
I will be announcing my retirement from Apex Legends soon to become a Marathon professional player.>>431567323You wouldn't get it. Alb has been trying to make it on different teams ever since leaving TSM, he's put in a lot of hours and work and has consistently been at the top. To see yet another one of his attempts fail this way while being so close to LAN must really sting, he's now doubting himself a lot thinking he's the common denominator in all his failures. He's allowed to cry, you don't have the right to admonish him for that.
>>431568682>going from an aim assist shooter to an even bigger aim assist shooteryou do you bab
>>431568682>no cute girlsI shan't be playing.
we, dare i say, are back, lads
>>431572571>easily win when not under any pressuremental midgets of the year
>>431574739>mental midgets of the yearyes?
>>431575562>mental midgets of the centuryftfy
why am i so bad at shooting in this gamei usually dominate shooters
>3rd place>4 kills>highest damage>1 revive>only get this many pointsok respawn
>>431580538Not masters yet, quit
>>431582469It's a 2 month season, plenty of time to get there.
>>431582469>t. hardstuck silver 4
>>431536218The weak part is you saying "I would uninstall this game but-"
>just got bodied by a wraith with a shotgun in fight nighthow can she slap
>blocking door with multiple visible enemies behind it>teammate wanders up and opens the fucking door while I'm still using a batteryAAAAAA
>>431584907I hit masters today lmao retard lighten
i only play 1 BR game a day to get my pack and every time it's such an awful experience i wonder why i ever started playing this gamethe amount of retarded teammates with iq so low i wonder if they're sentientthe amount of handholding niggers who play pubs like their mother's life was on the lineat least i can just hop back into control and play the game like FPS were meant to be played
I ran into a 6642 damage 24 kill octane on Tokyo gold servers near the end of the game. faggot jump padded and hit 95% of his shots with 0% accuracy penalty. reported but doubt anything will happen... got 3rd place so I only got to see him beam one team. kinda wish I died early to him so I could spectate more
>>431590914Not my experience but maybe this game just isn't for you. That's okay, there's tens of thousands of other games out there you can play, isn't that great?
my IQ is unironically just too high for BR
>don't play ranked in 3 seasons>bronze>every single match is filled with diamond/plat/master and 420k badgesliterally what is the fucking point in a rank
>>431548276rocket league general>>431548741You goddamn nigger retard, just because the waifus are in apex doesn't make it any less of shitting the thread up.
watched hiswattson playing ranked with other pros for a couple games and I don't how people stick around any longer. it's basically just them pubstomping and mocking how shit other players are.
>KC rankedYeah I'm queueing up tomorrow evening, the end circles on this map are ultra fucking gay and stupid.
>>431594613>coomer waifupostingbased>le generic pic of a famele apex legend with her name in the postunironically kill yourself you loser
>>431351573>he doesnt knowthat pose is literally the easiest to get deep into. the ass isnt a challenge, you literally just spread the cheeks and go to town. no woman has an ass that will repel a man away from her, thats the best part about fat butts.
>>431543208qrd? I know he's hopped from team to team but what happened recently with lanimals?
>twitch tranny on enemy team>has vods disabled so i can't watch myself shitting on himfucking subhuman faggots
>>431568682>he's now doubting himself a lot thinking he's the common denominator in all his failures.he kinda ishe got kicked off TSM for a reason
>>431596034He left tsm he didn't get kicked off.
>>431596293he got kicked off the TSM comp team by hal&repshe quit the TSM as an organization (he was 'content creator) few weeks ago, unironically to focus on his new team
Someone gifted me a sub while I was watching a tranny vtuber. Wtf do I do now?
>>431597068>he got kicked off the TSM comp team by hal&repsWhat? I remember he left of his own volition to go pro in valulrant.
>>431597139take more HRT
>>431597213that was the official story because he was embarrassed getting kicked and they did him a favor.
>>431597213he asked them to say he quit because he was embarrassed lmaohttps://twitter.com/TSM_Albralelie/status/1408522053863489536
>>431597394>>431597404I don't get it, why did they want to kick him? Weren't they winning all the time at that time? Damn all these years I thought he left because he wanted to go pro in valorant, something which I thought was a really stupid decision.
>>431548970i dont get what you mean
>tranny gets released>mobile game gets shut down>developmemt restructure happens>first season with no new hero happens after>population in constant freefall>even general diesmany such cases
>>431597635well you explained it, he was playing valorant instead of apex. it was around the time they were doing badly and didn't even qualify for algs>mfw it's been 3 yearsi don't feel so good
>>431597829Take me back to the good old days of alabama flying across the map as pathfinder and TSM winning everything. Now I hate TSM more than most other teams.
Just realized I don't have the longshot badge on my main with 1500 hours in the game. that's how rare I pick up a sniper. apparently my longest was 289m. 300m is requirement. I got something to fuck around with now when I load up the game. sentinel the best for it? or is it the cringe rifle? don't think it would feel satisfying with the latter
>>431597806hey its my screenshot!
>>431597968>Now I hate TSM more than most other teams.why? seeing how many teams alb has been it, it was the correct decision. they won loads with snipe and then verhulst as well. meanwhile alb achieved what?
>>431598283No, it's for reasons that have nothing to do with mac. Reps is still one of my favorite players.
>>431562982>be 1/10th the population>"duh our serbers"yeah okay bud. you wouldnt even get matches if it werent for us keeping this shit alive
we were happy and thriving before you third worlders cried and forcibly joined our lobbies
>>431597635he wasnt playing apex, he didnt enjoy apex, he was trying to counter call all the time, tsm was not doing good.
you bitches have been doing nothing but whine and complain since day one like a bunch of teenage girls who just can't get dicked down hard enough. shut the fuck up "we were happy" you dont even know what the word meansabsolutely fuck pc virgins y'all wouldnt have to be negative nancies about how gud ur setup is if it was actually worth a fuck. look at me spend three racks on a shooting game and still not be pro
let him cook
why is it so important for aim assisters to play against mnk?
access to mnk players is not a right thirdie
nevermind these are the same losers who would buy every single uograde they could for their shit subaru and still lose at the race because they just dont get it
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
>i spend all my money on shit that doesnt matter>if i post about it online, that will helpno please keep playing on PC like using a work device for childrens games is intelligent
>installs apex on his tesla dashboard so he can aim with the steering wheel while the car drives itself and jamal drives his wife>still sucks, even with aim assistbut at least you spent more money proving how bad you are
>>431599726I dunno man. We supposedly have a gorillion players but we can't have separate queues. should have enough players for mnk, roller, and mixed input queues. also would keep some mnk players from switching to roller so current mnk players would be a bit higher than it is now
>>431599375why does the expression "y'all" traditionally associated with the American South make someone seem like a huge fag when used in writing?might just be the rest of the post in this case
>>431600036probably the craziest dick riding ive seen, but based nonetheless
console doesnt need to play with PC.PC needs colsole numbers to prevent elitist shitters from scaring away the entire playerbase with their horrendous attitude and inability to play as a team.no one wants to play with PC losers who think point and click=skill in a shooting game. using a mouse is at least 4, maybe 5 times easier to aim and control accuracy with over a thumbstick, and acting like your ability to jump and click wingman is fun and not annoying is why you dont get it.people enjoy playing on console because its not filled with a bunch of stupid pissbaby paypigs who scream and yell about how expensive your screen, tower, keyboard, mouse, and dilator should be, instead of play gameyoure not fun to play withyour actions openly push people on your preferred platform AWAY FROM THAT PLATFORMyou are the problem yet fail to admit fault because why?why should you be better if you can just make everyone elses experience worseright, pc virgin?
>>431600525That and "folks" are quintessentially reddit. Which is why 99% of the time they come off as extremely faggy.
kek don't feed the retarded troll
i got shooters in every state and they all on controller nigga them boys dont miss you better act cool or them niggas gon do you
fr nigga shit aint no mufuggin game nigga get yo bitchass wacked
My apologies nigger-sama.
>>431601082This. All Americans are now born and raised as Redditors. Its the same thing with zoomer langugae. It starts out as ironic but not for long>>431601247shut up bitch
First game today and won. Wasn't easy, all of us got downed at some point but the randoms stuck together. The climb is over...for now.
no one gives a single fuck you fucking loser
>>431609576Well done anon, you've at least proven you won your way to Masters instead of ratting like all the other shitters here.
he can't tell multiple people are making fun of him now lol
>>431609576grats. I can't play it more than an hour a day solo. unbearable
how do you make this game not look like shit?
>>431618589when you stop being a little bitch and realise it looks fine
Everyone likes to rag on S12 masters but that badge was genuinely much harder to obtain than this season's masters. This season's masters are the real joke.
Quick, post more cute/wholesome Watties.
why do some players wiggle their mouse during a slide jump?is that some tech to go faster?I used to think it was just some TTV Wraith idiosyncracy but now I noticed pros doing it
doop and lou don't seem that bothered by the end of their team, seems really weird to me.
>>431620571something to do with maintaining momentum in source engine don't know if it actually works though
Why do I get different answers everytime I look this up: Do console players get .6 or .4 aim assist when playing PC lobbies?
>>431486324>>431487149At least say how many matches it took
How do I get a Rampart gf irl?
>>431631905Live in America or England
>>431587181Based slap poster
>>431629323console gets .6 essentially just the console version of apex on pc servers hence no extra movement stuff either
>>431629323.6 unless they choose to lower it
>Lifeline a mile away from team>Hear enemies, ping>Catatranny instantly makes wall, splitting the enemies off so I can't see them since I'm not on top of him>He dies 1v2>Lifeline finally shows up>Dies almost instantly>Get aped myself>Hear one of them smoking a bongLiterally braindead druggies I'm getting matched with here
not a single time that i've been knocked and put my shield up has a teammate came behind it to clutch a 1v1. not. a. single. time.
>the anticheat has failed in its job for the 10,000th time>there are now level 20 accounts running around in pubs hard aimbottingit's all so tiresome
>>431657414the kairi has recieved the donut
>>431657414Imagine if apex had cuties like this
>>431662635Uhmmm but we already do? Look these were released around the same time and they're practically the same
>>431662635I don't have to imagine.
>olympus 3 hour ranked sesh>+300 lp>kc 3 hour ranked sesh>2k lp
This but reversed.
>>431633227Scotland you meam
>>431662998I unironically prefer vantage. You cherry picked a bad image anyways.Soulless yellow fever simp niggers have ruined the internet.
>>431657414This is the most generic shitty thing ive ever seen. Fuck OW fuck the people who play it and fuck blizzard
not gonna lie, i kinda think this game is just finished and now (more like 6-12 months ago) might be the best time to get out. this seems like deep sunk cost territory and i feel like an idiot still putting hours into this fucking garbagetheres really just no reason to think the game itself with its avalanche of issues "might get better eventually" when all the indications are that its just going to keep getting worse. think i might just take my 24k loser points, take the next 2 months and go actually have fun somewhere, and if season 18 is the same, uninstallbravo ea/blackrock, you did it, yet another golem-only game. shit, i might just be done with AAA retard-friendly trash in general, i should probably be playing old games and reading books anywayimagine making your game so fucking bad that it actually cures my addiction to it, truly impressive
>>431670392Uninstall if you really feel this way pussy. You say your addiction is cuted yet here you are
>>431257180WHY DOES HORIZON MAKE NO FOOTSTEP SOUNDS FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>431671505what kind of a mentality is this?is there an explanation for this kimd of me tal retardation, outside of "youth" or cognitive dissonance?>talking about and sharing advice on how to or when to quit a bad addiction is the same as adhering to that same addictionwhy do zoomers talk as if they know anything?if youre older than zoomer and think this works im conversation, fix yourself
>waaahhhh let me be a waste of space in PEACE>go quit if youre so toughyoure an animal. this is how wild animals reaft when approached
I will reply to you but you have serious mental problems and are also delusional.>>431670392Not my experience with the game, there were some bad seasons like two-three seasons ago that made me quit for a bit as I was bored but the game has become fun again.>avalanche of issuesSuch as? We know the servers are bad, they've always been that's nothing new but the game doesn't have an "avalanche of issues". In fact, it has never been more alive and popular and the numbers don't lie.>>431670392>bravo ea/blackrock, you did it, yet another golem-only game. Schizo ramblings.>shit, i might just be done with AAA retard-friendly trash in general, i should probably be playing old games and reading books anywayYou should but you won't anyway because you're a little bitch that just wants to whine here to get attention instead of man-ing the fuck up, quitting a game you don't enjoy to go do your own thing and leave us the fuck alone to enjoy it.
Fortnite is better
nice rat spot bro..........however
She used to rule the worldTeams would rise when used her ultNow in the morning, she sleeps aloneRats the spots she used to ownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4zdDXPYo0I
>>431677408>i'm>a>stupid>niggerwow thanks for letting us know
>>431677220>leave us the fuck alonewaaaahhhhh stop picking on methis dude is so oversocialized that his bitch brain thinks any comments or criticism is an attack lmaothis is what happens when you teach people black lives matter, they start thinking the dumbest of shit in response
>>431678127Seriously if they don't reduce jump tower availability Valk will go into irrelevance.
>>431678989Stop hitting yourself, it's not doing you any good.
>>431482131120-144fps most of the time on 1440pt. same gpu
>>431679114I wonder if valk will actually get displaced by a consumable lmaoTower is safer in the ascent even if it doesn't go as high>valk flight straight up, same as tower>but you can stack all 3 on top of each other to soak damage on a zip>if valk gets knocked then other 2 players fall down, they don't on a zip>the tower has nearly enough HP to survive 3 players all shooting it at onceHonestly the only drawback is the fact it's destructible
I know that feel mr smiley face
>>431686940>not a single winrat god
>>431687164Well, i was a bit sneaky and cropped out the win above
Lets get this straight, because some retarded bangalore has other ideas....is dropping next to another team (3v3) not a hotdrop?
>>431689585A fair 3v3 is not a hotdrop, it's a contest. A hotdrop is landing with 3+ teams.
OurWattson shit on Alliance!
>>431690927Exactly, where are they?
Easiest rank system for everyone but preds Now literally anyone can compete for pred they're going to be twice as active for twice as long with the new split just to hold it
Do Americans just wake thinking about which corporate slop they're going to eat that day? This shit is so bizarre.
atleast they werent using mics
they cant even make legendary skins right without doing something fucked up to a character's face
>casually put down 3 jump towers to assert my dominance over my fellow rats
I miss Storm Point a bit. KC is so rough. I just wanna zoom around the shallow waters on a trident.
>>431698161they need to nerf the spawn rate of those things, watching the killrace that is pred top 10 on KC is just jump tower -> land on team, kill team -> spawn another jump tower -> 3p the next fight you see while in the air, rinse and repeat until it's top 3 and full of rats
worship loba's ass
Why did they sterilize the movement bros?Traces of the Titanfall dream linger on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1lyGuSkVsc
This shit fucking game randomly switching to grenade when my weapons upgrade. Why the fuck does grenade come out EVER unless I press the grenade button. Absolutely retarded devs.
had a good time trolling a fusetard in ranked i mindbroke him into ratting then suicidally charging at an enemy squad in 4th ring
Do you guys use voice chat when playing with randoms or nah?
almost to gold babs. it's been a struggle. usually a diamond player but this placement stuff is killing me. I usually frag out
>>431707936keep up the good work bab, I believe in you.
>>431706730only when I'm down
*teleports behind you with zero audio*Thanks jump jets!
waiting for Street Fighter 6 to release
>>431714634I swear sometimes even her Q is silentgot one clipped last game thanks to an instance of that while I was focused on her goldfish-brained Lifeline teammate
>>431714942Same. Also hope that the upcoming Fortnite season is real.
>>431714942>>431717504mk1bros our response?
>>431718835we will post steamcharts showing mk1 having more players when it releases
Where is everyone??? Why are we dead? Why weren't there any axg customs last weekend?? Where did all the people go? Hello?? Anybody there?
>>431720087>NRS>Good PC port>No PC beta>No crossplay on launchCome on now
>>431720272i lost confidence in my aim and have barely been playing because of it
>>431720087mk1 was a meme fighter game that only got popular because of the goriness and being edgy for the time. SF has always been well respected as an actual fluid fighting game. mk1 will lose based on legacy alone. see cod for example. top selling game even when it's an objectively bad FPS
>>431707936Not masters yet, quit
>>431720272>dead ranked system>broken gamemodes>carbon copy events>shitty skins>no good new maps>10000 other games to play that are betteri wonder why we are dead
>>431721434same. dunno what happened but I've gone actually retarded with my aim in the last week to the point where it's embarrassing when someone is spectating me. just had a game where I was ratting because my whole team died and they stayed. had another rat drop into the valley with me with their back turned and I missed an easy kill. whiffed like 70% of my car shots. the lifeline just casually turns around an 1 clips me. could've gotten us a top 3 placement with the kill
>>431670392lol i make this post and go to sleep, wake up and sure enough theres a mentally crippled zoomertard who loves eating shit straight up losing it>leave us the fuck alone, maaaan>>431671505>>431677220ask me how i know that you're going to equip the season 17 purple participation badge, voter
>>431722251if I was masters, I would actually quit and enjoy some indie boomer shooters or something. like single player games for me to catch up on
>>431720272doesn't help when you brick your own minimum system requirements and drop 100k players overnight
Watch a real eSport sissies https://www.youtube.com/live/pKPk4grscOs?feature=share
>>431723892Never happened.>>431725620Corner peeking shite. Go back to your containment thread.
>d2>randoms all the way down to silver>every other one is afk>lose 1v3 right next to camping teammates>rat to 10th then die, +20 lpmeanwhile>real teammates>fight with me>2nd place, 10+4 kills>+440lp
>>431725683t. Hardstuck nova 2
>>431720272masters took a week and pub stomping gets boring. i only like this game for ranked really and ranked is shit right now
>>431726069>hurr hurr you're just hardstuck in this game you don't even playWhat's so hard to understand that we don't want your shit here and you're not welcomed?
Kek imagine loving a game like apex so much, what a pathetic life couldn't be me.
csgo is welcome here
>>431726969Post stats (stats of a real game not sissy legends)
>>431726969>WeGo back tranny legend
Now I understand why everyone in this general is so miserable and constantly fighting with each other. This game is made by and caters to the most brain-dead tranny loving consoomers on the planet.
can mods clean this shit up
Help me tranny janny!!
I'm going stop posting here, why bother. Zero discussion about the game, just the same one or two schizo ramblings and harping on anyone that even dares post about the game. Just nuke this thread from orbit.Cya nerds
>>431731751dont leave its like 1 guy spamming when everyone is at work
>>431735517in game model has more of a snub nose
why do people get mad in low rank or ranked in general? it's not that serious. had someone fuming a few games ago lol
>>431725687As an Apex Predator IGL, I can say that this season is all about bum rushing teams. There are a lot of players currently playing in a rank they do not deserve. So once you come face to face with these players they panic in the gun fight.
>>431739140there are AND I'M QUEUING WITH THEM LMAO
Holy FUCK the games are fucking trash this evening. There is literally no point in playing as a solo on the weekends it's just self harm
>>431740805baka same desu senpai
>>431741112nigga its monday
>>431741530Its memorial day so most people have the day off anon
>>431741998my condolences to all the burgeranons
Silva, I used my ult and pacified their lifeline and you still some how weren't fast enough to kill them?? Then what the fuck are you taking drugs for then you damn junkie??
Did I miss previous week's /axg/ lobby?
just got 0 bonus points 3rd place 3 kills 3k damage
>>431752086the ranked changes are good though right?
>3k damage>3 kills
mastiff? more like the misstiff lol peacekeeper? more like pisstaker loleva 8? more like eva great lmao
>>431750927I dont think there was one
>>431757126time_played_graph.pngDo you think that there will be more masters than the whole bronze bracket by season end?
>>431755020>pisstakerAudible chuckle out of me
>Apex is turned into a no-fun-allowed sweatfest>CoD is basically EOMM: The Game>Overwatch 2 has it's devs cancel the only thing that justified calling it a sequel >BF2042 is about to get canned the moment it started to become fun.It's over.
>>431774654>Apex is a sweatfest>newbies get paired with the dumbest bots >people who play 10 hours a day get paired with people who play 10 hours a day while accusing each other who is more sweatier Matchmaking is fine, only no-lifes complain because they can't grind 4 hours a day and play someone who plays once a month.
>5 posts in 5 hours>Ranked mode has been reduced to a rat festLoba and the rest of these whores need to show more ass to save the game and general.
>>431780798Even streams of ranked are fucking boring to watchIf the squad gets top 6 or above it's just them hunting rats for 10 minutes straight
I have over 3000 hours in this game.Today I felt the urge to launch it to play some short Control games.But then I used my brain first and remembered how bad I felt the last time I played this game and how there is no reason for my experience today to be different.The servers will be laggy again.My shitty computer will still be unable to hold 144fps steady.The shitty visibility will still make playing unpleasant.I will again be matched with nothing but bots camping with snipers and defensive legends.I will again play against boring controller players with aimbot aim upclose but no movement or mindgames because they just run towards you no matter what and don't even try to use positioning.I will get tilted and several hours will go by again.But not today. Why do I even care about the battle pass with the ugly skins and treasure packs that occasionally give out loot boxes that 99% contain trash. Even if I get heirloom shards there is nothing good to spend them on. Getting good isn't even something aspirational. It means either rolling a bunch of plat players with your 3 stack in ranked, solo-qing with braindead teammates against pro 3-stacks or solo no-filling against master 3 stacks in pubs with occasional victories when you get matched with new players. Even in ALGS and scrims everyone seems to just be pissed off most of the time.I don't know why it took me 3000 hours to realize this but this game is just cringe and not worth playing.
>>431788509Good, now go do something productive or something that you actually enjoy. Forget about the no-life retards in this thread and move on with your life.
>>431757126Why so many masters this season?
>>431788509Time to move on
>>431677220>Such as? We know the servers are bad, they've always been that's nothing new but the game doesn't have an "avalanche of issues". In fact, it has never been more alive and popular and the numbers don't lie.Well for starters just because "we know the servers are bad" doesn't mean it's not still a constant issue with the game. Also...>Matchmaking is the worst it has ever been.>Ranked is the worst it has ever been.>Collection events, as shitty as they are, just keep getting worse and worse. They're recycles of existing skins and modes with something slightly tweaked, extremely low effort. >Input imbalance is the worst it has ever been due to so many people running controllers in this game.>Audio is still broken in many ways. Sounds won't register, positional audio can get reversed, teams can still land on you without sound. >Backfill in mixtape doesn't work which makes heavily one-sided games even worse for the losing team.>Usable legend balance is mostly OK, but there are some severely under-performing legends that are useless and have been for quite some time>Nemesis needs a nerf. Wingman needs a nerf. IMO sniper rifles need bullet speed buffs. >Overall just quality of life improvements to make the game feel better. Give us what we've been asking for since season 0... give us solos, give us customs without lobby limits, let us choose to disable crossplay, etc.
>>431788509I went through exactly what you're feeling right now back in November/December. I quit playing the game and uninstalled it for 4 months. I barely played in season 15 and I didn't play at all period in season 16. I came back to the game out of social desperation, a lot of my closest internet friends are people I met through Apex over the years, and me not playing anymore created a void between them that I felt was only growing bigger, and I hate being lonely so I reinstalled and here I am.I still spend 80% of my time playing the game on my own, it's impossible to get people to play with you consistently unless you're either an E girl or a pro streamer. Soloing in pubs this season is god awful.This game sucks. Go outside.
>>431802339Don't argue with the respawn shill. Everyone in this general knows how pathetic this game is. Anyone still defending this game is either a shill or a completely braindead NPC.
>>431744149>Then what the fuck are you taking drugs for then you damn junkie??this me but in real life. not uppers though other than caffeine. also, I unironically play a lot better when drinking. less stressed and calms my nerves.
>>431752086>just got 0 bonus points 3rd place 3 kills 3k damage? we expect that this season. nothing new. new system just makes it take longer to climb if you're solo queueing. there should be higher LP losses per rank as usual but that would make this season pretty tough ngl. unless they adjusted KP but then it would be like any other ranked season
>>431775781>newbies get paired with the dumbest botsat the end of last season, those KC bots had literal aimbot build in. they weren't like fortnite bots. if you were in the open, they fried you with the nemesis. heard they adjusted it again to be more like the beginning of last season though
>>431809784This evac tower is probably the only good addition to the game since its inception. Good job respawn.
>fill for mixtape and ltm still doesn't work so when people quit the teams are permanently unbalancedlol how do the devs suck so bad
Are we posting Evac clips now?https://www.twitch.tv/halnekromancy/clip/InventiveWittyPlumPraiseIt-tKkNwYU6oSIEo9Ba
>>431811323ok 2nd good thing
>>431813416The only way to fix ranked includes getting rid of splits and respawn is never going to do that because it'll kill their shit game.
Nobody tell him
>lemme quickly shit up the thread by posting this ugly sheboon teehee
>>431814901>The only way to fix ranked includes getting rid of splitsthey did but they f'd up this season by making entry level cost the same for every rank so now once you hit masters early, there's no reason to play. if they up'd entry cost, people would take less risk at high levels and most would have to grind entire season rather than just 1-4 weeks. there will still be people saying but muh 11 kills or whatever meant nothing. you're right. deal with it. not a rat btw, I've just accepted that placement is more important. I still frag which is why it's taking me some time
>>431819004>if they up'd entry cost, people would take less risk at high levelsI should say they did do this season 13, split 1. pros liked it but most of the player base did not and it was probably one of the least played splits in recent years. normies found it "boring" but in reality, they were struggling. imo, it would've been perfect with no split. they immediately went to a more KP focused system because rank player count fell
>>431819004there's still a seasonly reset
>>431819004fact: entry costs should stay the same at every rank. what they need to do is tighten up matchmaking
tfw playing Path in Control
why am I struggling so much this season
>>431825985same. kp heavy seasons are easier to climb for me
>>431827361it's easier for anyone who isn't bad at the game
hotdrop of the thread
>no connection problems until the second a fight starts and then it's a coin toss if the game shits itselfApex is literally the only game where this happens to me. Is there a way to fix this or is the game just fucked?
>>431830985it's designed that way
>>431752086i would have gained the same points if i had 0 damage and 0 kills
its unreal how bad soloqueing is right now
>>431822061>tfw playing shit game because Hideous Kojima's name is on the box
>Kings canyon ranked>Top 6 is like 3 solos, 2 full squads (ine is a pred premade and the other are just camping sniper shitters) and a duo squadEvery. Single. Time.
>>431791961Have you been paying attention? the net points gain for every single lobby on placement alone is like +100 per person.Placement is ridiculously over-valued compared to kp and some MMR bullshit "rating", so you have revenants sitting in trees until round 4 and still going up the ranks
>>431834327In pubs? Yeah. Yesterday I went a full 10 games without getting a kill. I did not have a chance to thirst any of my knocks before some controller 3stack pulled up and 1 clipped my lvl40 teammates.
>have nothing but positive games yesterday>all games have been shit todayIs eomm not based on consecutive shit matches anymore?
All I want is for 3 stacks to be matched against 3 stacks and for solos to be matched against solos (fuck duos kys untermensch), is it really that hard to understand niggerspawn?
>>431841143Monday are comfy NEET chad hours.Sunday are seething wagie hours.
bruh it's wednesday, lay off the weed
>>431842019there's so much respawn can fuckin do with matchmaking that the player base wants but they refuse to. I actually hate being addicted to this game with how incompetent the dev team is
>>431842514You're not addicted to what this incompetent dev team is working on, you're addicted to the amazing game the original dev team released 4 years ago. If it weren't for the amazing core mechanics, this game would've been DOA.
Reminder to instantly leave/quit control matches where your team loses a player. Fill doesn't work so don't waste your time in a doomed game. If everyone starts quitting out and shutting these lobbies down, the issue goes away.
>>431844748This would be great except you still get a penalty if the d/c'd guy isn't in your actual squad. For some retarded reason they didn't make the exemption apply to the whole team.
When will they make normal characters? Everyone looks ugly asf, I need a reason for speding money on skins.
>touching d2>this is who I get matched with
it's literally saturday the fuck y'all niggas on
sunday ho ya monday, roz khao ande
no cap have not had a triple digit damage teammate in over 20 games
>>431848110Why are you saying it like it's something unbelievable? That IS the norm. What would've been unbelievable was you having even 1 triple digit damage teammate in over 20 games.
This is my evening EU session Pubs Experience™>game 1, olympus>loba disconnects immediately, I am left babysitting a level 99 caustic with 30 kills>get deleted by a level 27 lifeline, watch the aimbotter play the game out and rack up 21 kills and 4300 damage>game 2, olympus>load in with 1 (one) console player>how the fuck does that even happen, where's his PC babysitter duo>dive off the map>game 3>game gives me 0 teammates>land on the nearest diamond trail, die>game 4>alright we got a decent chance of success with the octane/crypto that don't look like they're idiots>nope they drop us in bonsai and we all die to the first ttv wraith that picked up a shotgun>game 5>alt-f4 during the drop and go do something elsethis concludes my apex gaming session
most productive apex gayming session
>>431851102what did you end up doing?
game on this*unzips*
>>431851727Made a roast jacket potato with cheese and coleslaw, side of tuna saladHonestly it was a much more enjoyable experience and took the same amount of time
>>431852159sounds comfy eubro.
https://www.twitch.tv/emilycchow is she higher rank than me with probably less hours this season? such bs
>>431859421She was once in my game. I carried her, on crip fr fr.
>>431863285i believe this nigga like you wouldn't believe.there's no cap on his crip fr fr on god yes lord.
Help me understand the physical and mental state of a person who watches twitch streamers, let alone female twitch streamers.
>>431864440>female twitch streamersDo i even have to say?
>>431864857It's just so bizarre to me. They offer no additional entertainment value (not that most streamers do anyways) and more often than not they're absolutely average or worse at the game. If the only reason you're watching is because you're horny, why not go to pornhub and jerk off?
>>431865069Idk, that hottub streamer i watched for a couple weeks and shilled was pretty good.Support female streamers.
I support real prostitutes (with my cock), not these gay ass e-girl bullshit.
found a new streamer to simp for just to spite the incels ittmiakhaleesi my queen <3
>>431866191Where do you find them? Asking for a friend.
>>431867240I use >>431867048 's mother while he's in his room watching twatch or some zoomer shit. He keeps spending money on women who don't even know he exists so her poor old mother is left to fend for herself. Thankfully I'm there to support her (with my cock).
Incels mad. Keep dreaming up these fantasies while us normal folks enjoy ourselves
redditors are not normal
>>4318683714chan users are not normal either
>Pick out most viewed female streamer at the moment to see what exactly she's doing to attract almost a thousand viewers>default fov>loba>moving like a controller player while on mnk>3 stacking in pubs>huge facecam>not even facecam it's a titcam>still loses (lmao)To be fair I don't think she's an apex specific streamer. Either way democracy was a mistake.
>>431868705Of course. But unlike redditfags, there are no delusions about who is and isn't normal. Being a simp is a mental illness, pure and simple. You're a complete waste of oxygen. Also go back.
Am i in heaven?
>mnk >safespace>give me money so i can stop playing this garbage/our girl/
>>431755020Mr. P. I. Staker? Your name is P. I. Staker?
https://streamable.com/3cw1lqThese diamond games are too easy but no one listens to their IGL... *cough*
At what point does increasing the frequency of forward inputs stop increasing the acceleration during a tap strafe?My first guess would have been the framerate but considering that's variable on PC probably not.My second guess would be the notorious 20Hz, but that's probably not right either b/c I don't think all movement is mediated by the server.
>>431874140These players need to understand the importance of listening to the IGL....
When did they change revs holstered heirloom? Rev manlet buff confirmed???
>>431874140Lol I knew this was you
>>431670019Vantage is fucking gross. She says she doesn't bathe or clean her clothing.
>>431868996the fault lies entirely with simps if there was no reward for this they wouldn't do it.That's why any girl thats half decent at a game has no incentive to go pro because simply streaming makes more money than winning any tournament even in games that have big prizes for major tournaments.simps are pathetic subhumans but they already have their reward no pussy and no money
I like playing the video game Apex Legends from Electronic Arts!
By this time next week there will be more masters than season 12
>Teammates rat from dropship>Annoyed, figure I'll just snipe for damage and the occasional kill>Only useful thing rat teammates do whole game is point out one (1) care package kraber>Get several kills with it, knock even more though their teammates saved their ass>Manage to get us to 3rd>We die obviously since we were up against red shields with two of my teammates on white with no heals>NO bonus points for these kills. Nothing.
Lobros, open very carefully..
>>431906630>tfw want to play ranked>can't because the game stopped working after the updateMissed the S12 too
>>431907192>get rat teammates>chase them and shoot my gun next to them until they call me no-no words on chat>"reported :-) "
All I want in this game is to spam Ballastic and Maggie ult together and go fast
>>431907192It's ranked. The point is to rank. Why would you want points for kills
>>431841143They never were.
>>431840201I never play rankeds.
>>431887620Would empty buckets on that hideous face
I'm getting absolutely fucked on character specific weeklies. And they changed it so you can't swap to a shit legend at the end of a game to have to count.
Its been a while. Feels good
>>431647469>queue up>"guys I drop solo gl">"guys I camp">"I rat to master no worry"europeans have the worst communityall the shitters from third world countries are the worst
>Wait 10+ minutes for a game of control>Get a team full of retards>I'm the only one who goes to B>They stay near home but don't cap it until both C and B and capped by the enemy team>We get locked out shortly after>Game ends in five minutes>I've the only one on my team with more than 1k damageGreat fun. Totally not a dead game filled with Respawn bots.
Wtf those are usually 5000 not 50000.
>>431921312this dude was literally repeating "nigger nigger nigger" after him and his dumbfuck friend got downed
>>431924142Yeh its been happening ALOT recently. London servers are just full of angry fatherless rapebaby zoomoids
>>431922602>>431922742And how much do you want to bet it won't be fixed and Respawn will not even mention it as an issue despite this being a """"live service""""" game. Their incompetence is so freaking insane.
I heckin love apex and I heckin love guns. This is pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBDSBSRufuo
Why do people have a hard time learning mantle jumps they're mechanically simple as fuck.
why do people have a hard time having sex it's simple as fuck
>>431935363you are a subhuman
how do I chain ash Q with grenades? I snare someone, immediately nade him with arcs and frags and I never, ever get a connectionalso, any tips on improving close range fights? I improved everything but that in firing range, but I really struggle with close range SMG/shotty fights
>>431946140That's because the tether doesn't last long enough for the following frag/arc to blow. You should be running thermites if you wanna combo with ash q. I like to hold an arc star though and throw it at the end of my port followed by ash q in case they take it too.
>>431935363i dont know how to do it
only safe place to rez teammates is way outside the zone. it's just ape city otherwise, even in the supposed rat meta
is this racist?
>>431959591noyes in the eyes of redditors
Did they post their reasoning in why they changed the ranked system again? This somehow even less balanced than before
>>431959591well, all ethnic groups have people that can be bitches so no. if he didn't say Korean, people probably wouldn't no what legend he was referring to, at least based on this image
>>431959591No. Americans are just mindbroken pussies.
Ace baldman lel.
>>431959591Raven is such a pussy little bitch lmao and most of the twitter replies were calling him out as such. Muricans just don't get euro bantz
>>431960436no. believe they did it to please pros and normies at the same time but it back fired. Pros want a more scrim like experience with intense final circles and normies prefer the more KP heavy system. Season 13 split 1 was loved by pros but hated by most normies because they found in "boring" when in reality they struggled climbing. it had a drop in people played ranked so they changed it back to the normal KP system in split 2. basically this season is the same as S13S1 except for a flat LP loss system across all ranks making ratting to the top easy for anyone except for no lifers grinding pred. no season split also this season so you can either get the meme masters badge out of the way early or get it slowly across the season
Why doesn't Watty ever show her bare head?
>>431961423I don't understand how people can have more fun literally afk ratting this season than they did S13
>>431961278he really is a faggy dude. I remember when he tweeted something about Catalyst having a special place in his heart or some shit. he was the first to really try to fit him in the meta for comp
>>431961765They aren't having fun but they're getting their masters badge for the first time so casuals are okay with it. Season 13 had a punishing RP loss for not making it to like top 8. You couldn't have 5 bad games in a row and make up for it in one game like you can now
>>431961278>Muricans just don't get euro bantzthis must be it. i dont see anything racist at all
>>431962465It's fucking hilarious
>>431960943This dude is retarded more bringing this up as an excuse. And Raven is just an attention-seeking, drama-loving faggot. Bet he saw this >>431959591 and instantly screenshot it while salivating and rubbing his hands at the thought of those juicy twitter likes and replies. He's pathetic.
>be xset>get pushed by EU team and die>BWAAAA WHY ARE THESE EU TEAMS SO BAD AND PUSHING US, EU PLAYERS ARE SO BAD AND RETARDED>another game, get pushed by NA team and die>*crickets*
>>431962739That's fucking funny and true though.
day 3 of not playing Apex
apex "pros" when they have to shoot:
WHAT ARE THESE KIDS DOING IN THIS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMEWHAT ARE YOU DOINNNNNNGGGGGIM LOSING MY FUCKING MIIINDWHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST FUCKING PLAY THE GAME NORMALLYSCRIMS, REALM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DOGSHIT FUCKSI AM LOSING IT
>>431967157BRUUUUUUH (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Herd_of_goats_bleating.ogg) THESE SCRIMS ARE SO TROLLTHEY WOULD NEVER EVER DO THIS IN A REAL GAMEWHY ARE THEY CONTESTING US??THESE KIDS ARE SO BRAINDEAD
>want to play Apex>it's KC timeSee you in 20 hours.
>>431290676It's 2023 and people are literally buying $100+ skins AND melee weapons that add nothing unique, why would they care about making the game fun as long as these people give them money for free? Reminder we only got TDM permanently because people started quitting the game, before that they specifically said they had no plans for anything other than BR
I wanna go back to launch week...
>>431975345I still don't play mixtape, they're boring, unbalanced game modes.
why do i torture myself by playing wattson
Fights are so easy this season.I feel like 80% of the lobby are just scared lemmings who have forgotten what the taste of blood feels like.My friend and I have been winning most 3v3s because often there's always one guy (usually a Loba player) that is just turning tail the moment the fight starts, meaning it's actually a 3v2.
>>431978897>>431978897>>431978897ZONE 10 INCOMING ROTATE