Helltaker General #147Very, very good girls Edition Welcome to /htg/, the Helltaker game general.Post art, gameplay, tips, how much you want to [cuddle] a demon, autistic fanfic, whatever is related to the game.>Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/>itch.io: https://vanripper.itch.io/helltaker>"What is Helltaker?"Helltaker is short, free to play puzzle game in which you control a man who journeys into the depths to Hell to make a dream of creating a harem of sharp dressed demon girls a reality.>"Why /htg/ and not something shorter?"Because "/hg/" is used by Halo General.>"Why a general for an hour-long game?"Apart from typical waifu autism, Vanripper, Helltaker's creator, had considered making the game open source, meaning fan-made content and expansions.Fan projects are also on the table, such as spin-off games, mods, and dating sims!Also every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, join us for Harem Hellfighters!>Level Editor Modhttps://v-null.itch.io/helltaker-mod-editorGuides--------->Full game/achievements guidehttps://gamesgds.com/helltaker-chapters-how-to-complete-and-achievements-how-to-get/>Helltaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybUh3-WtfE>Examtaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGNdQLIUtwMedia--------->Vanripper's Twitterhttps://twitter.com/vanripperart>Vanripper HT comic archiveshttps://twitter.com/i/events/1257962875831947264>Vanripper stream archiveshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5pycTgSAvaB4EE1h_bZOQl2DHiHFy6_g>Helltaker Booruhttps://helltaker.booru.org/index.php>/htg/ Archiveshttps://pastebin.com/AY4X4ihb--------->Previous: >>427697669
May justice prevail.
>>429585282Peace and justice!
>>429585282She already did once.
first for thicc Zdrada
Reminder that two angels are almost always better than one especially if they're smol
>>429591128I want to kiss both angels on the nose and squish their cheeks.
Witch Modeus is cute! CUTE!
First for Ara~ Ara~ Baphy:
>>429594323CUTE!
>>429594323Modeus is cutest witch:
Lucy's sweet smile to brighten the new thread:
>>429594323>be me>merchant>buff af warrior comes into shop>bumps around like a bull in a china shop>dog shits on the floor>proceeds to haggle on potions she has no idea how valuable they are>mfw
>>429594791Did she put red dye in her hair?
>>429595572What kind of magic does she know?
>>429600538Love magic and poison.
>>429594791beeg goat diddies :D
bump
Being in a 3rd Anniversary pic is Justice :
>>429611346Justice looks so professional in a suit.
>>429584438Test
>>429616256did you pass?
Ahhh yeah new thread
>>429616318I can't post pics for some reason
>>429616503...and a new Beel pic:Also, Fangies!
Never played this game but I'll ask: Does the main character fuck the girls? I KNOW he doesn't do it in game, I just wanna know if there's any dialogue that implies that he does or if the creator confirmed it or something.
>>429617581Not sure, but since it's a harem I guarantee he has. A man wouldn't go through everything he does after he gets them if he didn't have some kind of sex with them.
>>429617581Well, in one comic Lucifer transformed into a goat woman and offered herself to Helltaker. There's also a bdsm comic that he's in. I think there might be one more comic that may imply something sexual between and some of the demons.
>>429618652>in one comic Lucifer transformed into a goat woman and offered herself to Helltaker...as did Baphomet:
Showing hood irony memes to the harem.Reactions?
>>429618930That's a fan comic, though. Doesn't count.>>429619019Hood irony?
Sup laddos, almost finished my new sketch at last.Did Van reveal anything in the anniversary stream? Is he working on any games?
>>429621549How's everything, Modeusbro? I didn't watch stream so I don't know anything about what he said the stream. Maybe someone on the plebbit posted something about it.
>>429621971I've been okay. I've been having some massive deadlines at work so I haven't been able to draw in a long time, despite having the motivation to. I've also been travelling a lot which is nice.How's things been around here?
i love this bitch like you would not believe bros
>>429622419Things have alright here and ok for me personally. The thread hasn't been going at snail's pace for a little while so that's good. How's the travels?
>>429623391>Things have alright here and ok for me personallyGood to hear lad. I always like coming back here. I wish I had as much free time as I did during COVID so I could shitpost all day with you guysMy travels were good! I spent some time in Asia meeting my gfs family. I saw some Nenodroids in shops but no Helltaker ones, sadly.>>429623325Exquisite taste
>>429619170>That's a fan comic, though...with a fan character acknowledged by Vanripper:Your opinion doesn't count
>>429624668>VanripperHe visualised Belphegor - from the fan game Second Circle - very well:
>>429624116Hey broArmy/dude bro here and nice to see you around,work is boring but i get paid to shit post basically.Did do some stories,one on X95 im proud of.What kind of deadlines and shit happened there,nice to have you back.
>>429618930>ywn wake up to find baphy by your side.Pain. Agony even.
>>429625721>ywn wake up to find baphy by your side...or on top of you:
>>429624668>>429625191He acknowledged it, but that doesn't mean they're canon.
>>429626756I don't care what he thinks.They're canon to me.
>>429626930fair enough. I prefer the fanon shit anyways to be honest.
>>429627039True, there's a lot more lore and characters in fanon.
Cursed Azazel when?
>>429630472Play Examtaker
i am requesting the best potential zdrada or pande pfp's you got
>>429633175Cursed Zdrada plushie that steals your smokes and mains Necropolis
>>429631862>Loremaster made me a tranny
>>429635117Huh?
>>429635178It's a shitpost i saw last thread or i think it is
>>429633175>>429633472It's here
>>429635405I'm safe because I don't have much booze.
>>429636868Bold of you to assume that booze is the only thing cursed Malina plushie is after
>>429633175...i'm not going to tell what it does
I WANN SERVE PANDEMONICAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMxb6dX22GY&t=20s
>>429625191Today I learn there's a fan game I must play very soon.
>>429638501W-what else is she after?>>429638635She goes on a date with and calls you a pervert?
>>429638501You have a computer?>>429638635It's worse than that, it crawls in your bed at night and holds your hand.
>>429635405cursed image do not open was spooked solid and suddenly 3 bottles of cheap vodka appeared
>>429619019>Pandemonica (Forma Cansado)After you are finished showing her the memes, she goes back to work annoyed.>Pandemonica (Forma Cafeína)Slaps you and breaks your fingers for showing her such a stupid thing.>ModeusMolests you throughout the whole thing. Doesn't remember a single meme and wants to get you into bed ASAP.>CerberusFind them to be the funniest shit they've seen in a century. They want to see more memes and are quite happy.>MalinaShe gives you this look.>ZdradaLaughs at you and calls you a cringelord.>AzazelDoesn't really get them, but she wants to learn more about these memes, so she goes to knowyourmeme.com and reads an article about Hood Irony.>JusticeShe can't see them, but thinks they are cool, just like you are.>LuciferIs too much of a boomer to find them funny and calls you a fool.>JudgementIs too kind to call them boring, so she tells you they were fine, mostly hit-or-miss.>BeelzebubSee Lucifer, minus the fool part.>LoremasterShe has seen all of the hood memes ever created, so she doesn't find any of your memes funny. She shows you the fruits of her research on memes, but they are too ironic and complicated for you to understand.
I want to beat up Judgement and Modeus.
>>429653602Why, they did nothing wrong!
Good morning, /htg/.
>>429639585How lewd, I'll take 10!
>>429655958One is a confirmed slut.The other dresses too much like a slut so she raises suspicions.
>>429663374But anon, they can become your sluts.
>>429653602I want to beat this anon up.
>>429667074The Sin Machine is about to have another victim.
>>429653602Good luck with that.
>>429639194It's a very good game, and Mammon is best girl. Just look at that smile!
>Modeus is at it again
>>429653602In Soviet Hell, Judgement more than beats up you:She'll leave your knees intact for Modeus
>>429678670Mamon is starting to grow on me. Cat demon cute
>>429680824Still
>>429681692Now that's a rare smugment
>>429683774Azzy, what the fuck are you doing in this bush?
>>429684934 Research!
goooooood morning /htg/, how we doin today?
>>429590280God damn man, the denim
>>429687848It's the afternoon for me, but I'm doing alright.
>>429684934Smug research and it's effect on demons
>>429691007You're blushing, Azazel. What are you really up to?
>>429625191
>>429696212Who is this?
>>429698842Cupid
Godmommy blesses the aniversary
>>429682672She's a fox, but she's a cute and greedy girl nonetheless.
>>429705630I still can't post pics here for some reason.
>>429701220And Jesus wishes us a happy anniversary, too!
>>429712302Thank you, Jesus.
>>429708037What are you posting from?
>>429718048My computer
>>429719881Beel pls, stop trying to post from the abyss.
>>429720106Phones work, but not computers?
>>429725654Not when they're made of tentacles.
>>429726941I'm imagining Beel trying to use AOL to get messages out of the Abyss and it's making me lel.
>>429700163She looks ready for war.
>>429734689All's fair in love and war.
>>429696212 She's so cute! We could be best friends!
WEEEEEEE!
>>429736657Good gal Justice.
>>429736657Smolment is babysat by Justice, and Lucy watches in approval.
>>429735178What would happen if Cupid shot Modeus with a love arrow?
>>429649516Man, you delivered and honestly its great.
>>429746339 Good Possibly bad? Things would occur
>>429746339Constant orgasims and love cravings, imagine the hunter from left 4 dead but on steroids and wanting sex.
>>429653602Modeus will snap your legs and make you hers regardless.Judgement will KO you for being a fool only for you to wake to her wondering wtf your trying to do.If you do it again same thing but you wake up in chains.Choose your pain
>>429747127That's the dream? Now, how can I get Cupid to shoot Modeus?
I love Baphomet
>>429754198Dr. Samuel Hayden: 'The longer Baphomet is on Earth, the more Ara~ Ara~ she becomes'
As it's Sunday, Ara~ Ara~ angle Baphy:
Threadly reminder
>>429705630Who scared her?
cake pans
gn /htg/ hope everyone has demon and pancake filled dreams tonight
Dear god she's thicc
>>429762702IRS
>>429762702She realized that she's about to get kicked out of another country.
>>429778908How many does that make it now? 108?
>>429781190109. She goes too far with the usury and fraud, but she's still a cutie.
>>429783539Is there any r34 content of her?
Happy Sunday, /htg/.
>>429786235This is the closest I could find. Big Demon (or is it Khazar?) Milkers fit her well.
Wait, she was just trying to fool us!
I need angels to make me happy today.
>>429796834Ask, and you shall receive winged angle:
>>429796834Take my Pocket Azazel.
>>429798668Pocket Azazel is only for cuteness emergencies.
A wild Generic appears!:
>>429798668She looks so cuddly.
Medieval Modeus:
>>429808523It doesn't that bad on her
>>429810438It doesn't look that bad on her*
>>429810583As she does today, Modeus then would wield a warhammer:
Modeus & Asmodeus:
>>429811379ASSModeus:
What you don't know yet is that Modeus is wearing crotchless pantyhose:
>>429811690Is that a pimple on her ass?
Modeus's lust must be rubbing off onto Lucy:
>>429812534...or maybe a bead of perspiration?Lucy is very sweaty here:
...butt of course, Lucy's is the ultimate ass :
ASSazel:
>>429814245a coot angle
>>429808523I will protect her with my life!
>>429814245I heard you were trying to Lewd and Angel
>>429814245That's not a very nice thing to do.
>>429814245And may actually be something you come to regret
>>429814245Do you understand me?
>>429821535STOP! GO BACK!
>>429821713DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
>>429820527In Soviet Heaven, angle lewds you :
>>429821056>>429821289>Bellybutton for free...that's lewd:
btw happy mother's day /htg/
>>429820527>>429821289>And may actually be something you come to>pics of angle belly buttonsI heard you were trying to lewd me
20 February>While the entire Legion is coming for Lent, I've decided to take the day off>Construction of the stage and everything else doesn't happen until Shrove Tuesday, anyway>I spend the day with Azazel, Carolina, and Daciana>Azazel comes running out in what she calls her "Smol" form>She taught a few other angels to do it as well>It's incredibly cute, and I pick her up>I squish her cheeks together multiple times, laughing at her face all squished>"Mmmm, squish! Mmmm, squish!">She's laughing with me, as I feel more joy than I have ever had>I decided to call this form of hers "Lil' Azzy">Carolina and Daciana join in too, flying with their tiny little wings up to my face and accidentally bonking me on the face>I just laughed and hugged them both, the cuteness of it all too much for me>Apparently the demon girls except Lucifer turned themselves into smols as well>Lucifer, Helltaker and I spent the day playing with our smols and having the greatest day of our lives in quite a while>They ran around, fought, and even had cute high-pitched versions of their voices, like toddlers!>Smol Malina was probably the cutest smol demon, acting all grumpy when any of us picked her up>Smol Zdrada was a big biter, but it didn't hurt too much>Smol Modeus was just clingy>Before they went back to normal, Azazel, still a smol, walked up to me while I was laying down on the bed and kissed me on the nose>"You look so relaxed, Michael! Ready for tomorrow? It'll be a big day!">I nodded my head and booped her on the nose>We both giggled, then she turned herself back to normal and we went to sleep>I wonder if I can become a smol as well...
>>429827297Smols:
>>429821934NO I DON'T BUT GO THE FUCK BACK!
>>429828753Cerberus, don't give Smoldemonica coffee!
>>429828753Azazel has seen some shit
>>429834750She's about to see even more if she sticks around.
Bomp
>>429822362Angel succ best succ.
Lil' Azzy, did you have fun with the Smols and Michael today?
Post OCs!
>>429821535>>429821934Ngl, recent fallen Azazel looks good as fuck and someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.I can see some au stuff where she didn't go insane IE become loremasterShes like a heavy armed enforcer-techno-scientist for lucy.More like some bladerunner or 40K mechinus type (i forget the name of em exactly)Honestly I'd like to see that/a story on it.
>>429853035Where is Lil'Azzy anyways
>>429855403But Onions on a burger is great.
>>429857834Chased off by lewds.
>>429857834Here is Lil' Azzy to bless you while she sleeps:
>>429855403Here's one for ya:
>>429855403...also more Skye:
>>429857834...and Lil' Azzy the lil' tooter:
>>429862830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McaiADefltoJesus christ be praised!
>>429855403Aiyvel:She makes me think of a cross-between Zdrada and Harley Quinn
>>429861747Thank you, Lil' Azzy!
>>429861747Thanks Lil'Azzy >>429862830Thanks again for the toot
>>429862830But can she doot?
>>429871976she do in fact doot
>>429871976Dunno, but Gabriel was last seen at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa blowing her golden Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
boompo
Pande the knacker slapper:
>>429876304home run trumbat
>considering making the game open sourceI've been hearing this for a while, first it was when the game was complete. Isn't it complete with examtaker?
I'm noticing a lack of Cerb in these threads as of late.Do better, /htg/.
Henlo whre is pancaek?
>>429892801>Snoopy and Brian trying to handle CerberusGod I would love to read or see that so much.
>>429895789Here are some pancakes.
>>429881521I love pande so much
>>429904116I'd make her feel loved despite her smallness.
>>429911724Good morning friendo
>>429914402Maid catgirl Azazel makes me want to scratch her ears and kiss her.
>>429914402A Catazel is fine too:
Have you huged your gremlin today?
>>429919110May i touch your tail? Pet your head? Scritch your chin?
Wah! What Are We Gonna do on the bed?
>>429923739She might if you give her books first.
>>429922314Adult Krampus huges me in the trouser region :
>>429820527It's not only Azazel who can be lewded:
>>429928681Cuddle
>>429930482Good lord. Also, jealous Lucy.
>>429930482Those HIPS!
>>429938043Made for childbearing
>>429938784How did Michael get all that and Lucy didn't?
>>429930025How many cookies does she want?
https://youtu.be/UGgMk_UuOkQWe marched towards the field (X2)While we had no money or bieldSound the trumpet!(Refrain)Refrain We shall glady convene, at your service my Queen! (X2)We marched to the City of Dis (X2)When we had neither drink nor meatsSound the trumpet!(Refrain)We went towards Sheol (X2)Where we smelt the burning of sulfur and coalSound the trumpet!(Refrain)Our deaths shall soon impend (X2)Soon all of our miseries will endSound the trumpet!(Refrain)
Afternoon bump.
>>429928681Holding hands and kissing.
>>429914402>>429919110Normally I don't like catgirls too much, but this is an exception.
>>429966591What about this one?
>>429969363Very nice lingerie, she knows how to dress sexily.
>>429973251Modeus is an expert at that
Judgement my beloved
Stay cool, /htg/.
>>429966591More Catdeus:
>>429943018What do you mean?
quick caffeine shot
>>429979772Someone get her coffee, quickly!
>>429979014I forgot, demons and angels can shapeshift. And what a shape to shift into!
>>429982435Saved by the bean :Pande's happy now.
>>429987795Good, we wouldn't want her to pass out, would we?
>>429987259Her shape shifting abilities are limited and she's one of the more powerful demons, so I think shape-shifting can only be done by stronger angels and demons. But that figure of hers is au naturel
>>429993314It's a skill that can be learned and used by just about everyone, except Belphagor. Beelzebub is the master of it, however.
>>429996397None of the other demons in the game besides Lucifer and Beelzebub have done it. Maybe Malina is capable of turning her nails into sharp claws because she kills Helltaker by swiping at his neck without holding a sharp object, but that's it. Unless you're talking about fanon.
>>429978697Being a blade-wielder is Justice :
>>429999048You speak true and honest words.
>>429998138I do speak about fanon.
>>430003575She's the most laid-back girl Hell's ever had, yet she was the best High Prosecutor as well.
Goodnight, /htg/.
>>430013121sleep soundly anon
>>429978697Uh, whose blood is she covered in?
>>429999048Being signficantly better quality is Justice
>>430027850It's jam.
>>430029036You sure, it's on her sword too.
>>430031538She's a messy eater. Are you mocking her because she's blind? Are you anon?
>>430032708But why eat with a sword?
>>430035427Its fashionable.
>>430035427How else are you going to spread jam onto your carbohydrate of choice?
>>430029036This is my jam:
>>430043348Why would anyone eat this?
>>430043348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIiVp3poe2c
>>430047518A demon's tail touching an angel's wing? That's too lewd for words!
>>430047518Who swithced the them. was that you again, bitch?
>>430051580What magic gives her this ability?
>>430055547Chaos. Zdrada is the demon of Chaos.
What's she listening to /htg/ ? My money is on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwtffwcuFp0or thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnBrrnOefsIt mean, they're named after her!
>>430057049 I didn't forget my pic shuttup
>>430051507You mean an Angels tail touching a Demons wings surely.
I'd like to have some nun fun with Lucy:
>>430058206I like saying my prayers too.
>>430051580I kinda dig this, justice is looking cuter than I ever imagined
>>430057416It's still lewd either way.
>>430058206Those thighs are miraculous!
>>430061578And Modeus is looking more energetic than ever.
Afternoon bump for more Lucifer.
>>430056914So she's Mother Anarchy?
We have nun Lucy, but I require more nun demons.
>>430084381I don't think she's ready to be a mother yet...
>>430057049>>430057254Is justice trying lose her sense of hearing?
>>430057254they call her mrs. Boombastic!
>>430092419It's probably just an honorary title. Mother Anarchy loves her sons all the same, though.
So what ideologies would the girls choose?Need this for some game researchNeed to know everyoneHell even throw in fanon if you want
>>430105285>Because of Zdrada's skills in the pit fighting arenas, she's gained a lot of fans>Some of them have organized themselves into the "Black Guard" a fanclub/paramilitary spreading the ideals of anarchism mixed with Scythianism (pic related)>Don't ask how the two are reconciled, even Zdrada doesn't fully know>However, thanks to both the numbers and fanaticism of her fans, Zdrada could recreate Makhnovia in Hell if she do desired; at the moment she's focused more on keeping Malina safe>But if she was to get land on Earth, perhaps after an apocalypse...>...We could finally see how Skythian Anarchism would work in practice.>Probably like a schizophrenic Mongol EmpireI've got Malina too if you want.
>>430105938Hell throw em all, trying to figure out what each girl would do/support.And fanon girls ideologies to be great if anyone,might do a list on here.
>>430106174Alright.>Malina doesn't really talk to people, but that doesn't mean that she can't speak well>When she converses with Zdrada, Zdrada sometimes records what she says and writes it down later, claiming that "My Malinka deserves to be heard by everyone, even if she hates crowds.">Most are just rants about shitty video games and electronics, but some take a more political turn>These speeches are, to say the least, vitriolic>They are, to say the most, like if Hitler was Polish>A desire to return to Poland and restore the nation to its zenith under the Commonwealth, advancement of technology to be far beyond the rest of the world, and a longing to make Poland for the Polish alone makes up these ones>Not many have heard them, but the ones that have flock under the symbol of the falanga for the creation of "Nowa Polska">Azazel is all in for the technological advancement, and has drawn up a few plans for mechanical soldiers, nicknamed "cybers">Malina doesn't know about any of this, so she'll be in for a huge shock when she finds out that she has fans
"Meine Ehre heißt Treue (my honor is called Loyalty)"—Heinrich Himmler."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts?"—Fred Astaire, Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.>Pandemonica, then known as Monika, was born in 1899, in Königsberg, in the Kingdom of Prussia, Germany>She served on the Western Front in World War 1>She lied about her age and sex in order to serve>She had a little sister, Viktoria, who she was very protective of>When Monika got back from the war, she did all she could to protect her>In 1927, Viktoria was kidnapped right in front of her>She attempted to stop them, but was beaten and told that "your sister will make a good whore.">The last that Monika saw of Viktoria alive was her being dragged into an alley>About a week later, her body was found on a sacrificial altar>The body was violated and exsanguinated in front of a statue to Molech>Monika joined the SS soon afterwards, and fought in the Eastern Front during World War 2, including in Stalingrad >She achieved the rank of Scharführer (the equivalent of sergeant.)>In 1945, she was drowned by American soldiers >She has hated the United States ever since>She also developed hydrophobia as a result of how she died, but has kept it a secret so far>The only one who knows about Viktoria other than Monika is Zdrada>During one of their "sessions", Pandemonica was letting out her frustrations onto Zdrada, and inadvertently started yelling about Viktoria>When Zdrada asked, she was hesitant to answer at first>After being asked over and over again in increasingly annoying voices, she told Zdrada>But for a price>She would tell Zdrada, but Zdrada had to tell her about Malina and herself>Zdrada agreed, they both told their stories, and they swore to secrecy >This is why Pandemonica smiles when she sees Zdrada and Malina being kind to each other>It reminds Monika of her and Viktoria1/2
>>430105285>>430106174>dude lets just inject muh ideology into a dead threadPlease leave. Just go and stay go. That is the final nail in our coffin.
>The photographs that Azazel took of Pandemonica at the café show that there is another personality that Pandemonica has>Perhaps it is who she used to be, before the fires of the World Wars hardened her heart and blackened her soul>Almost nobody has been in her room, and every Christmas she brings a huge bag out of her room and leaves the house>When she returns, the bag is empty>The only clue about what's in the bag is a small clockwork toy that fell out as she was leaving, which Zdrada picked up>Zdrada doesn't dare try to tease Pandemonica about Santa, or about the toys>The punishment she would receive would be too much to handle, even for her>Because she lived in the capital, Pandemonium, and had to hear the voices of countless demons, she now hears them in her head>All of the time>The only time they shut up is when she's building her toys, or when she's fully relaxed>Which, for the relaxing part, is almost never>She has had her moments of peace, however, mostly with Helltaker>But perhaps lasting peace will always elude her>Or perhaps, despite all that she has seen and done, hope still springs eternal >For Pandemonica, the Tried Demon>For Pandemonica, the Sadistic Demon>And for Monika, the War-Weary Prussian2/2
>>430108354Que "its over" doom and gloom here
>>430108354He's not injecting anything, he's just wants to know what ideology the girls follow. Chill out.
>>430109291>dude lets just inject politics and ideology into everything>isn't that so cool.I just wanted to play my video games. Fuck off.
>>430109425I'm thinking of making a hoi4 shitpost and that's why im askingNot going into the details just what they'd followNor am i trying to do a MuH PoLiTiCs
>>430109425It's not like any of this is canon, we can still play it without caring a bit about what the girls believe.
>>430109849>i'm thinking of making a hoi4 shitpost and that's why im askingNigger I just want my fucking angel and demon waifus without you infesting my fucking threads with reality. Can you go fucking ANYWHERE without injecting this bullshit?Fuck off. Let me have my waifus in peace. I don't want my waifu fucking inserted as the leader of nazi germany next to shadow hitler. Take your fucking historical map painting larping game and go fuck yourself to death.
>>430109849>dude>dude listen>dude what if>dude listen>dude what if i made a mod where zdrada was head of the Einsatzkommando>wouldn't that be funni>dude what if Beel was Trotsky in Mexico and Lucy was Stalin and she killed her>tee heeGo away.
Lucifer Morningstar"You sons'a bitches took everything. But you ain't taking them."—Bill, Left 4 Dead."Never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep..."—John Milton, Paradise Lost."All I ever wanted was the truth."—Lorgar Aurelian>Lucifer was the first being created by God, alongside Beelzebub and Michael, and was the most beautiful of angels >When she first assisted in Creation, she was enthusiastic>But when Man was created, Lucy grew disillusioned>"Mother, we were not created of the dust like these...dirty mortals! Why should WE serve THEM?">After being reprimanded by God, Lucifer began to plot her rebellion with other like-minded angels>Her sister Beelzebub, Sathanas, Molech, Mammon, Lilith, Baphomet, Belphagor and others rallied one-third of the angels in Heaven to war in order to put Lucifer on the Throne >Here, the first gunpowder weapons were used by the rebels, including cannons>After intense fighting, Lucifer fought one-on-one with God herself >In the end, after being wounded on the left cheek, God crafted a sword and gave it to Michael in order to defeat Lucifer and cast her from Heaven. The sword's name is Harthad (Hope in Sindarin)>With it, Michael was able to beat Lucifer and capture her>Raphael, who lost an eye to Belphagor, stripped Lucy of her wings (quite literally) and God threw her to the Earth.>We all know what happened after that. Lucy got Adam and Eve to eat the fruit of the Tree of the knowledge of good and evil and get kicked out of Eden1/3
>Using magic, Lucy can temporarily summon a pair of wings in order to fly; but her original wings are gone, the only remnants being two jagged scars along her back from her shoulder to right above her buttocks. It wasn't a clean tearing off>She still has nightmares about that torture, and wakes up screaming bloody murder sometimes because of it>Fortunately, she now has someone to comfort her when they occur >Lucifer is seen by most demons as a Florian Geyer type figure, someone who stood up for the less fortunate and leads them in rebellion>Most of them>Molech and her goons are a rather dangerous exception, wishing to usurp Lucifer and conquer all of Creation>Lucifer is not scared of many things, but that thing terrifies her>In truth, she wouldn't know what to do if Molech decided to make a move, mostly because the spies Lucy sends out to her Citadel end up dead or worse >Officially, there is no organization for demons on Earth>Unofficially, there is one where they screw up Heaven's plans in the mortal realm; it's called the Infernal Royal Army, or the IRA>They are often referred to as "Provos", a nickname they have proudly adopted >When you need an angelic output raided, or a commander blown to bits, accept no mortal substitutes2/3
>>430109849What's the shitpost about?
>When Lucifer is yelling and crying, she's angry, but mostly just trying to get people to listen to her. When she looks totally calm, she's truly furious and it's time to either listen up real good, or run away real fast>Lucifer calls people and angels who worship God "mannequins" >She calls them this because she believes that they don't really think for themselves, they are simply put into whatever place or feeling God wants them to be in, like mannequins are>Although her position is a difficult one to be in, especially after Beelzebub's rebellion, she wouldn't trade it for anything >As she so often says, "Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heav'n.">But perhaps she's just lying to herself>She still misses her sister and the beautiful skies of Heaven, despite her efforts to hate them>There is a small part of herself, very small indeed, that even feels something almost entirely foreign to demons>Regret>Although she's still completely dedicated to her revolt, and would kill God and Michael if given the chance, if the situation in Heaven and with God changes radically...>...Perhaps Jerusalem can be builded there, amongst those dark Satanic mills.3/3
I want maid Beelzebub to dance a waltz with me as I hold her close.
Nighttime bump.
Beelzebum :
>>430120324gn anonymous
Justice never sleeps even when we do.
First time back in a few weeks or what feels like.How is everyone?Works been beating my ass and shit.Also what's been happening?Have a drunk Malina
>>430147970We reached 114 posters last thread, and now our threads last about 2 weeks each.
>>430142012Thank you Justice.
>>429617581You either believe they are some sort of family or a lewd harem. And since Van doesn't really care about implications, you can make of anything what you want kek. The porn did sell a lot for him
>>430162868I always thought that they were both. A harem that acts more like a large family.
Question: why does this thread exist? This game is years old, there's almost no content, and there's no open-source (and there probably won't be). None of you autists are posting game-related OC outside of weird RP.It's not even annoying, it's just weird and a little concerning. I will be posing this same question to /ddlc/, it's past time (at least not 1500 threads) for you spergs to move on and find something else.
>>430169942
>>430169942You must be new here
It would be better if it said 'I <3 DOOM Eternal' on your T-shirt but that's just me, Modeus:
A wild Baphomet appears!:She uses Zero Two Dance.Tits Super Effective!
>>430174891I think you'll be attracting the wrong crowd, Modeus.
>>430176175>That winkI want Baphomet to wink at me like that, lads.
goooood afternoon /htg/ how are we doing this fine day?
>>430189597I want Baphomet to kiss me with that long tongue of hers.
>>430176175>zero two dance The dance came from a music video called "ME! ME! ME!". It's about a guy who ruined his own relationship with his girlfriend by being too attached to fictional women. The music video was meant to be a message, but the dance ended up being used for a very different purpose thanks to the internet.
>>430194975And Baphomet dances it very well. Besides, real life probably doesn't have angel or demon girls, although I haven't summoned any to prove it.
2d women cute
>>430201883What kind of 2d women?
Good evening, I have an announcement to make:i want...>to cosplay with the fly!>to catch the fly!>to give gifts to the fly!>to feed the fly!>to take care of the fly!>to love the fly!>to eat delicious food with the fly!>to play board games with the fly!>to travel with the fly!>to dance with the fly!>to listen to music with the fly!>to cuddle with the fly!>to swim with the fly!>to shower with the fly!>to admire arts with the fly!>to do fun rituals and occult activities with the fly!>to camp with the fly!>to massage the fly!>to drink with the fly!>to go dining with the fly!>to take pictures with the fly!>to go scuba-diving with the fly!>to go fly fishing with the fly!>to skiing with the fly!>to smooch the fly!>to hold hands with the fly!>to visit museums with the fly!>to spend hours driving my car with the fly!>to listen to obscure funk records with the fly!>to emotionally support the fly!>to give presents to the fly!>to go on coffee breaks with the fly!>to pinch the cheeks of the fly!>to play strip poker with the fly!>to caress the fly>to tongue fuck the fly>to finger the fly>to get softly dom'd by the fly!>to shag the fly>to spank the fly (with a fly swatter)>to use fly tape as bondage for the fly!>to bite the ears of the fly>to get a hand-job from the fly>to fuck 9 to 9 with the fly!>to lick the armpits of the fly>to lick the feet of the fly>to get a portal BJ from the fly!>to kiss the fly as she's asleep>to marry the fly!>to have kids with the fly!>to get asmr'd by the fly!>to surprise kiss the fly!>to be with the fly!
>>430169942Most of us have moved to /hg/, it's just a few deranged schizos keeping this place alive.
I love the fly.https://youtu.be/BTj5pon4nUw>Strong are the waves that surge in the Styx, darkened are the skies as though in an eclipse.>Here I stand as the world falls apart! With pain in my soul and anger in my heart!>The high-born only think of power and might, they have no concern for the common demon's plight!>The business elite think only of their gain! Worthless to them is Hell's firey terrain!>O this land how it's shamed day by day! Careless are the ones who party through the day.>In this nightmare of politics we undergo, Hell is reduced to just a game of Go!>Under the spring sky of Beelzebub restored, righteous is the demon ready with her sword.>In her heart and soul she's prepared to give her all, ready like sakura leaves to scatter and to fall! (Optional)>As I step over ancient battlefields>My body floats as a cloud>As we stand up for our nation>This song of boldness is loudly sung>Whether the rage of the earth or the sky, thundering and absolute is its awesome cry!>The damned from their pits are now rising from its quake, this evening Hell is now finally awake!>Storm clouds gather in the firmament on high, Violent are the seas that roar and cry.>The time for reform has come to us at last, Sweeping through the land like a fearful magic blast!>All under Earth is endless and vast, every demon must journey down her own carved path.>This world once praised the glory that had been, But can those splendors in this day be seen? >Fame is nothing but a dream that goes away, Only our devotion is sure to never fade.>Guided by the Great Fly we shall live our truest lives, What our fates may be only the Crimson Queen decides.>Now our laments must come to an end, now a new song in Hell must begin.>The sword that we draw shall strike a cutting blow, dancing in the blood of traitors we cut low!
>>430212413It's waifu autism, actually.
I could never leave this place, just look at these cuties!
>>430222747And this big Viking girl as well!
>>430226736>Viking girlWhat about knight girls?
>>430227130My lady...I...I kneel!
>>430227130I love girls in armor, chainmail or plate.
>>430227387She's just a knight, kneel for your true queen!
>>430233659I haven't seen this one before! Who did this one? It's so good!
>>430235606Not sure, but that Lucy looks serious.
>>430227130Careful Modeus, that breastplate is impractical.
>>430210112I haven't seen this one in a while. It's nice to see it again.
>>430233659i dont think she realizes she's spilling her drink
>>430250539She likes making you drink her wine from her glass like that.
Nightwatch bump.
morning bump
Cumdump
I demand answers -Azzy
>>430270378About what, don't break my door down angel girl!
>>430270313Who is? Certainly not Modeus.
https://youtu.be/XJIPKZLAgVwTrum, trum, terum, tum, tum,Lucifer's armies are marching forward.Trum, trum, terum, tum, tum,The beating of drums and humming as ordered!The trilling of flutes, and the songs as we appear, the banners are waving, we shout and we cheer! Hey, hey, Heia hooray!The warriors of Belial are on their wayHey, hey, Heia hooray!Trum, trum, terum, tum, tum. (X2)Trum, trum, terum, tum, tum,The drums of war are heard from afar.Trum, trum, terum, tum, tum,It does not quieten nor dim near or far!We fight with the angels, we hear the drum still, we hear it when dying, and when blood is spilt!Hey, hey, Heia hooray!The warriors of Belial are on their wayHey, hey, Heia hooray!Trum, trum, terum, tum, tum. (X2)
>>430210112I've missed this for so long. Have a qt fli:
>>430194934Baphy can do things with her tongue that defy all known dimensional mathematics:
>>430235606From the same artist
>>430194975...and now for something completely different: Judgement doing the Sad Cat Dance:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1f7NTEy7QAlso, the way my Monty Python-warped mind works (PROTIP: The concept of the 'Mondegreen'), the song sounds like this to me:'Geese are pooing through my mi-i-indGeese are pooing through my mi-i-indGeese are pooing through my mi-i-indGeese are poo-pooing through my mi-i-ind...!'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen
>>430291973...also, Lucy doing the Sad Cat Dance:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18sa3kDX9sY
>>430210112He's back...
>>430294561It could be another anon
>>430276975zdrada
>>430294780Who could love Beelzebub as much as him?
>>430293216Cat Lucy, I like it.
>>430305095A Cat Lucy is fine too...!:
>>430288159What would that feel like in my mouth?
>>430309306As her tongue is so long and she's the world's greatest kisser, Baphomet would be able to tell you what you'd had for lunch yesterday :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V15HTpCj9M
>>430309927I just realized that she doesn't seem to have a nose.
Afternoon Baphomet bump.
>>430318671Azazel there is about to experience the full power of Baphy's 'Ara~ Ara~'...!:
I wanna draw Baphomet lads, gimme ideas
>>430321150Baphomet dressed like Al Capone, cigar and all.
Sup bois, Modbro here. Check out my last drawingOne of you guys suggested months ago that I draw Malina in a winter coat. I'm drawing that now Anon, sorry it's taken so long>>429625475Hey Armybro, glad to see you're still around!I'm drawing Helltaker stuff again, got any ideas?
>>430326172What a cute girl you drew there.
>>430329208Thanks Anon, she's supposed to be TomieHere's a Modeus I drew recently
>>430329391She's only mad that Helltaker didn't rip her leggings.
>>430331223I'd rip her leggings any day
>>430334515Just make sure that she doesn't get the sledgehammer, she gets really excited about the sledgehammer.
>>430334515W-what does she want from me?
>>430338519I can fix her
>>430347170Are you sure, she looks pretty excited right now.
I demand more Modeus, I love a girl in a sweater.
"Men are more easily governed through their vices than through their virtues."—Napoleon Bonaparte.>Modeus was born during the French Revolution as a human>She had a crush on Napoleon Bonaparte, and still does>Such was her devotion, in fact, that she joined with La Grande Armée in order to see him and to fight for France>She died as a human during the Battle of Waterloo>A cannonball hit her legs and she was trampled by cavalry>Later on in Hell, she became Master of Artillery>During Beelzebub's rebellion she died again, but only for a short while, as she was merged with Asmodeus' soul>This made her into the Lustful Demon and almost entirely removed her old self, including what her name was>Almost>If she is hit on the head hard enough, her eyes lose their hearts, the hearts around her head disappear, and her old personality, or whatever's left of it, takes over>In this form, she only speaks French and becomes much more strict>She's not sadistic, but she will hit you over the head with a stick if you do something that she told you to do wrong>To turn her back into horny Modeus, simply hit her hard on the head again>She won't remember anything from the experience, and will assume that it was just a dream>It was, in fact, not a dream>When she's horny, steam rises off of her head>This is an aphrodisiac pheromone that can increase sex drive in just about everything around her>The more horny she is, the more pheromones come out>In extreme cases, it can look like a cloud around her head
>>430313895She does. >>430318671
>>430347170>t. man who is worse
>>430347170You can't and she will ruin you
>>430347170You never will:Modeus: 'Nice knees you have there, >>430347170 . Shame if something were to happen to them.'
>>430355874Ask, and you shall receive:
>>430351021>>430376398>>430380387>>430381342Don't judge me fuckersI'm not here cause I want a normal gf, I'm here cause I want a sexy demon to ruin my life. And so do all of you!
>>430381583mmm now that's delicious
>>430386261I too want a gf that can gently cuddle me and wield a huge hammer without effort.
Modeus is cute! CUTE!
>>430391478Sorry Lucy, Cerberus got to them first. She's a fast little hellhound.
>>430392182I see she's cut her hair.
>>430319135But where dose she store all that Ara~Ara~ energy?
>>430391478
>>430405912>Ara~ Ara~ energyBaphomet stores it in her extra-T H I C C horns:
you guys play minecraft
>>430419745>ywn be trapped with Beel inside the Abyss and build your new home out of cubesSuffering
>>430422048I love her expression, It's too cute.
>>430422048Torement, even
>>430419745Show me a version of Minecrap__ by id Software using id Tech 7, and I'll play that.The only way I have anything to do with Minecrap is watching clips of Buffpup collabing with Ironmouse while they're playing that
>>430425431>ecelebs
>>430422048I want to build castles with Beel and make a moat of her drool..
>>430429450But what if Malina was a streamer?
>>430440105Malinka's to based to be a streamer
>>430440507Malina is based enough to be a streamer :
>>430429450>Ironmouse appears in SmiteesportsNo wonder she's Smuglina when you're proved wrong
>>430440993You know it will just end up with her ranting about how Ubisoft ruined everything
>>430441324...or she could be a VTuber:Lucy would be like Nijisanji EN's Nina Kosaka, as they both like wine. Modeus = Projekt Melody (the lewdest one in VShojo).The Doggies as either Hololive EN's Hakos Baelz or Hololive ID's Kureiji Ollie, as they're both basically embodiments of chaotic energy.
>>430442907>Modeus = Projekt Melody...or as a certain shark girl:Modeus Gura: 'A'
>>430441304Would Malina play Dwarf Fortress? I don't mean the one on Steam, I mean the ASCII one.
A wild OC angle appears!:
>>430449585More of this angle:
>>430449585>>430450229What's her name?
>>430453064No idea. But this angle a cute. Also:https://www.freefes.com/__trashed-4/
Wizards. Dont know the right from wrong
>>430455386Cerberus, why are you eating the paper?
>>430459683Cerberus. Dont know the right from wrong.
>>430461862She heard that paper is made of fiber and that fiber is good for you.
Hope you're having a good Friday /htg/!
>>430468057I want to hold hands with anime Modeus.
>>430472149animodeus
>>430472149She is best girl, after all
>>430475646What's she doing to make her blush like that?
Angel.
>>430326172I still want to see zdrada getting 6 stars wanted (like the 3D universe GTA's)
>>430481093The cutest angel, in fact.
>>430481871I guarantee that she and Cerberus have gotten 6 stars together. They even had a squad of angels after them once or twice.
https://discord.gg/b8h5dTfBdqdrawfag server
Angel bump.
>>430493109Have another
>>430454697Is that tail alive?
>>430498042Looks like the doggies are having fun with Azzy.
Pap the goat
>>430504824Only good things for the goat. Or else.
>>430505907Daily reminder that Baphomet is a legitmate businesswoman and has no connections to Mafia whatsoever.
>>430508028hmmm...they seem very convincing!
>>430511669>69I'm convinced that Baphomet is very sexual :
>>430514982As sexual as Demon Mommy?
>>429594323>>429595043I should be horny that Vanripper softly retconned Judgement to have abs, but all I can think of is the Potion Seller meme video.>for the uninitiatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
NONE OF YOU ARE FREE FROM SIN
>>430519704Yes, and?
>>430519704Neither are you, why else are you here?
>>430520321I think that's Judgement trying to get us into the Sin Machine.
>>430517831She, Baphomet and Beelzebub have to have a contest on who's the most sexual of them all.
>>430514982I love her hat, very Italian Mafia of her.
https://youtu.be/z8hbzepl0YQDemons, put spears and swords in hand, the angels charge with spread wings, We will stop them for Hell, our home, may Lucifer protect usHeia Ho, heia ho, heia ho, hallihallo!The angels strike with silvered sword, thick armor on their bodyWe shall strike back and hit their wings, no armor there, their folly!Heia Ho, heia ho, heia ho, hallihallo!No armor nor shield will protect them, when they're lying on the ground, We'll strike weak points between their joints, and we shall conquer Heaven!Heia Ho, heia ho, heia ho, hallihallo!And when they die upon the ground, blood pouring from gunfire,We'll slaughter all angels and men, and burn them in the fire!Heia Ho, heia ho, heia ho, hallihallo!
>>430517831Like Baphomet, Lilith has very fuckable tits:
>>430545023(to the tune of The Sailor's Hornpipe):'Do your balls hang lowCan you swing them to and froCan you tie them in a knotCan you tie them in a bowDo you get a funny feelingWhen they're hanging from the ceilingOh you'll never be a sailorIf your balls hang low!'Cap'n Justice: 'Arr, Azzy! Have ye ever been lost at sea?'Azazel: No Cap'n Justice, but I've been blown ashore !'
>>430551373Being a pirate is Justice :
>>430551614She can see again!
>>430551373Would this mean that the angels are the equivalent of the Royal Navy in Pirates of the Caribbean?
>>430549742Mommy pretty
>>430571834But, I don't like snakes...
>>430551373>>430551614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw
>>430575250Lilith will like my trouser snake...!:
>>430571834Very titty ... I mean pretty:
I just want to say here that I want to have sexual intercourse with the demon girls. I hope you are all having a great weekend.
>>430576241Fish demon also pretty
>>430582271She blushes when you call her Jormungand
>>430583732I never thought that the World Serpent could be so cute.
>>430582271Do you think that she has an organ like Davy Jones?
>>430599546She's such a cutie, she's practically made for cuddling.
>>430602540she's mine
>>430605565Actually, she's mine.
I want to.plsy with Malina while she's sitting on my lap.
>>430599546Has anyone made Rokita Wodka in real life?
Midnight bump.
Lucy still a best.
>>430630907hmmmmm i aint so sure bout that one chief on god fr fr no cap
>>430640262Great, someone taught Judgement how to talk like a Zoomer.
>>430640262>no cap...yes cap:I am sure about Cool Judgement.
>>430646247That's definitely a cap she's wearing.
>>430650042Hot demon in heels by Noaharbre:
>>430651071...and yet, Mastema visualised by Vanripper makes her look more mature and Ara~ Ara~:
>>430651071https://twitter.com/noaharbre/status/1635411358849310721'Mastema is a fallen angel. She once angered God and was beheaded, but now she's back. Something must have happened'Food for thought there, Lorebro.
>>430651071>>430651392That's definitely a boy.
>>430651813Already made one before, last thread I believe."Get that damn thing off her neck!I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of the headSharpen up the blade boys! What are we waiting for?Here's where we all get ahead!"—The Headless Waltz, Aurelio Voltaire >Mastema is a rather recent demon, having been kicked out of Heaven>She reportedly called God a "Spineless cunt who can't even keep her angels from fighting each other.">For this, she was decapitated and thrown down from Heaven>Beelzebub, recently freed, saw her body and decided to do a little experimentation>She first reattached the head, a simple operation for her>She then transferred a human soul over to the body, which immediately started living again>It seems that the soul transfer was a complete success >However, there is something strange that's happened as a result...>Apparently, the old Mastema's personality is back as well, despite her being very dead>This has led to a theory that, even if a demon or an angel has experienced true death, remnants of their spirit still exist in some form for a while afterwards >Perhaps this explains Modeus' condition of being the Revenant?
>>430651864I'm pretty sure she's a tomboy.
Happy Sunday, /htg/!
>>430651864https://twitter.com/DemokumaIsTaken/status/1576365840278392832>Since I've already drawn Mastema (OC from @noaharbre) I thought I might as well draw her again for the first one>her>>430651813>https://twitter.com/noaharbre/status/1635411358849310721>'Mastema is a fallen angel. She once angered God and was beheaded, but now she's back. Something must have happened'>She>she'sI love the smell of destroyed opinions in the morning. Smells like... victory.
>>430661965She has tall horns.
>>430664840...for you
>>430666198Suspenders and a bowtie? I'll marry her right now please.
>>430661965A blonde demon? She must have had Zdrada dye it for her.
Archangel bump.
21 February, Shrove Tuesday, 5:00 A.M.>We woke up at the crack of dawn to prepare for Lent and prepare many sweets to eat>I went and opened the window and was almost blown back by the cheers of the entire Legion outside>The entire house was surely awake now, even Beel couldn't sleep through the roar of this crowd>There were angels as far as I could see, covering the entire street, with Remiel, Carolina, Gabriel, Anglachel, and Uriel at the front of them>I saluted them, raising my hand up>They all shouted as one, raising their hands to the sky as well>"Trăiască Legiunea și Căpitanul! Trăiască Arhanghelii!" (Long live the Legion and Captain! Hail the Archangels!)>I went downstairs with Azazel and Daciana, watching as the girls stumbled out of their rooms>Malina was on the ground, her hands on her ears and whimpering with Zdrada and Pandemonica trying to calm her>Apparently she fell through the door to her room in the attic and is having a sensory overload from the noise outside >Modeus looked rather angry, and there were no hearts in her eyes>Helltaker looked more curious than anything and asked me to please calm the crowd outside>Lucifer threw a bottle at me, which I caught and gave to Helltaker>She was just slurring, saying nothing intelligible while stumbling and bumping into the walls>Justice and Judgement were on either side of her, keeping her steady>Justice spoke first, tired but calm as she usually is>"I know it's a big day for you guys, but mind keeping it down a bit? We just got Lucy to sleep when that crowd started hollering.">I assured her that I would, and passed by, smelling a strong scent of tobacco and wine on Lucifer as I did1/2
>I opened the door, and the crowd's cheers turned into a roar of joy>I signaled them to quiet down, Azazel right beside me as I spoke>"Though we are not in Heaven, though traitors have taken over our home, the Legion stands united.">More cheers for a minute, then I continue, ending with an enthusiastic shout >"Lent is tomorrow, and there is much to be done. Yet we shall overcome these obstacles by our Legionary spirit and our hard work. Now, let me not delay us any longer from our duties. Legionaries, GET TO WORK!">With cheers and yells of joy, the multitude of angels got to work building the stage and other buildings for the Lent celebrations>You may believe that it cannot be done in one day, but we shall do it even with such a small timeframe >I shall write later, I must oversee the preparations2/2
Lil' Azzy, Michael's looking for you again.
It's Lil Azzy!:
Azazel and Modeus blesses us with Adorable :
A rare katana-wielding Lucy:She is also pure Sex in that booba-revealing garb
>>430688574 Oh no! I wonder why she's looking ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZC5gtOw3DU
>>430698225She misses her little angel.
>>430690331Absolutely S tier waifu, I love her
>>430706231Love her blushing, it makes her even more beautiful.
>>430694584Is she here to wish us a Blessed Sunday?
>>430711106Lil' Modeus is cute too!
>>430716740And a long tail for hugging with.
>>430716125Who is Lil' Azzy here to bless...?!:
>>430716740Who's this...?!:
>>430722665...oh, hi Smoldeus:
>>430722959For being adorable, Smoldeus deserves headpaps:
>>430722275The thread for being so good this Sunday.
What's she playing, /htg/? I think it's this: https://youtu.be/gjk6QCL2YLE
ladies and gentlemanthe weestart
>>430733551What's a weestart?
W-where is Lil' Azzy? Has anyone seen her?
>>430741717She could be in this very thread!She could be you!She could be me!She could even be right behind you...to wish everyone a blessed Sunday!
>>430741717Azzy are you okay, Azzy are you okay, are you okay, Azzy?Azzy are you okay, Azzy are you okay, AzzyYou've been hit by, you've been struck byA cute criminal!:
>>430742684Thank you, Lil' Azzy! You must have had a long day of being a smol.
s om l
>>430651071>>430651392>>430651392Her horns look like a smaller and black version of Lucy's horns.
>>430752621Perhaps there's some relation through magic?
It's over
*sweats profusely*
>>430766913Malina needs to exercise with Justice, she's just a bit too thicc. Still cute though.
Suddenly, Belphegor.
I will never forgive this artist for making such a shit offmodel zdrada. Sure the tits are nice, but this pic originally had a qos tattoo on her hips so someone luckily edited it out. What the fuck is wrong with artists these days? Why force this cringe fetish onto people?
>>430764080Here's some angels, thanks for the bump.
>>430775353It's probably just a commission, people will pay quite a lot for stuff like that.
>>430775353That looks like Shadman...
Good morning /htg/, I love Sathanas.
>>430782094>Shadman drawing HelltakerHe would draw Zdrada.
>>430782094>Shadman's back, but under an alias.God help us all. Or Lucy, whichever one answers first.
https://youtu.be/T02A813-CvQLet our banners fly onwards, we want to go together, fighting for our freedom.Let the Onceborn charge in first, fighting and breaking up their lines, we'll follow like a clenched fist. (X2)The walls of Heaven we'll climb, the houses of angels we'll smash, we'll break the Pearly Gates.Those who dare try to stop us, they'll see nothing but fire, as they're tossed into Hell. (X2)Inside the citadel waiting, once we storm into God's palace, gold and new angel slaves!A fun-filled life awaits us, when Lucifer takes the throne, with gambling and feasts! (X2)Therefore close the lines tightly, march into battle without fear, death is nothing to us.Those who shall fall in battle, their names shall be remembered, resting forevermore! (X2)
>>430782094That guy's in jail right? He cocaine or something
...and Noaharbre does it again with feeling:By Justice feeling Judgement
Also, Yeehaw with burg:
>>430656435>>430664840>>430669106>>430672663>>430752621>>430758332More Mastema by Noaharbre:
>>430802695...and even more Mastema by Noaharbre if you catch my drift...! :https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5181037https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5690403
>>430800623I think it was illegal firearms posession
>>430803369Wasn't it assault?
Here is Justice assaulting Zdrada with feeling:
>>430803990 Bitch certainly has the ASS to ault :
The amount of blush displayed by this Maid Bitch is very acceptable
A wild new demon appears!:Her name's Astaroth
>>430806821Any story to go with her, or did she just show up to Helltaker's house one day?
>>430782094>>430789989>>430800623
>>430810117Dunno. Or just an OC. Perhaps Lorebro can think of something, considering that pic.Have an angle being corrupted by Baphomet. Another OC in the offing...?!:
>>430812807Leave the nervous angel ALONE!
>>430812807I must know her name, Baphomet cannot have her!
>>430812807Lorebro here, I'm working on Astaroth as we speak. I'll say this much so far, she rules the City of Dis.
Astaroth, Dutchess of Dis and Sovereign of Serpents"Snake's poison is life to the snake; it is in relation to man that it means death."—Rumi"My principles are only those that, before the French Revolution, every well-born person considered sane and normal."—Julius Evola>She's the third-highest ranking demon in Hell, right below Lucifer and Beelzebub>She is Spymaster of Hell, quashing rebellions and planning assassinations>She has a pet viper named "Lil' Lucy", who she milks venom from for her assassinations>Like Baphomet, she paints her horns black to look younger >She, alongside Belial, are the most steadfast supporters of Lucifer >Unlike Lucifer's more populist style of ruling, Astaroth rules with an iron fist over Dis>The forges of the city belch toxic smoke and warmachines without end, and the majority of it's population live in poverty while Astaroth and other nobles live in luxury above all the pollution and slums>Damned mortals are treated as mere chattel, put into the most dangerous of jobs as both an expendable resource and for entertainment >Onceborn, those demons who were once mortals, are treated as second-class citizens at best and slaves at worst>She owns the most serfs and slaves by far of all the Elder Demons>However, Astaroth gets results, and Dis is by far the most productive city in Hell, second only to the capital Pandemonium>She often has parties at her estate at the very top of her tower, the tallest in Dis1/2
>After finding out where Lucy went, Astaroth went to Helltaker's house and invited them to her villa on Earth>Of course, this just meant that Helltaker and Azazel acted as butler and maid while the girls had fun swimming in the pool>However, Lucy made sure that Helltaker was treated nicely, saying that "If you lay one finger on my man, I'll cut your limbs off and throw you into your own forges, after skinning your little snake in front of you.">Astaroth may not understand why Lucy loves Helltaker so much, but she is still loyal to her queen>Besides, she would like to keep her limbs attached to her body and keep Lil' Lucy safe>She loves that little viper like nothing else in either Hell or the world2/2
Bump.
>>430810297You can run, but sooner or later, if he gets out, he'll draw Helltaker art.
>>430843853
>>430843853>>430844067Zdrada is so big next to Malina. She's always there for her little sister.
>>430785305If Jlullaby was still around, Zdradra, Lucy and Judgment would be 3 girls that he'd draw first.
>>430806821holy fucking sex bitch eyes
Well i see some of you beautiful based tards are in /calg/ if i got it right,enjoy yourselves.And i can see Ashley actually becoming a demon willingly or a deal with lucy,that she somehow gets the better end of the deal than lucy,which actually impresses and dumbfounds lucy at the same time.Enjoy the idea for whoever does that.
>>430850765Gives me the feeling that she'd be a dommy mommy, if she didn't enslave me.
>>430850765That's not Zdrada though. That's an oc.
>>430859585I think anon means her mannerisms and the way she looks. She's not just a bitch, she's a bitch with power.
>>430859585i know im saying she has sexy bitch eyes not that she is THE sexy bitch. Maybe saying sexy bitchy eyes would be clearer
>>430864029Makes me wonder what Zdrada would be like if she were rich.
Well, considering the replies to Astaroth on the artists Twitter...:https://twitter.com/orouuart/status/1660662345717395457...hopefully we'll see more of tjis Rich Bitch from Orouu. Also, this take on Astaroth:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXlgYkzCSrUGlasses demon, stockings & heels? I like. With Dandy Hell Dance accompaniment by the Smols. Oh, and Mittsies' Vitality never gets old. A vital part of Vanripper's game as much as that for the PC Engine game Soldier Blade:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnnWK9coJ2c
bazonglers
Someone help me understand why I find Examtaker Justice so much hotter than normal Justice.I know that it's partly because of the appeal of a domesticated tomboy, but there's more to it than that that I can't quite find the words for.
>>430884196Maybe It's the way she's dressed? A dress always makes girls look better than usual to me.
>>430884896A bottom-heavy shortstack Malina? Yes please.
>>430775353the judgement drawing of his was a lot better. I remember a drawing where there Kanye was in the background posing as the sun or some shit.
>>429621549cute bulge
*notices you*
>>430905610Kek, I completely forgot about this crackship
>>430904940>BulgeWait a damn minute, what's Modeus hiding?
Lamia Lucy
>>430918186I want her to coil around me and snuggle for at least 24 hours.
>>430919832How about more than a day?
>>430924528Even better, but I'm not sure I could hold my pee for that long
>>430925078You can hold your pee for 24 hours?
>>430925983It's my talent. I never used public restrooms.
>>430814350Perhaps that's another? As with Azazelnin Helltaker's household, Baphy keeps this spaghetti-dropping angle around so as to get the desired - and highly amusing - responses when she teases her, such as silently creeping up behind her and saying in a very breathy voice ' Ara~ Ara~ ', and said angle just falls apart:
>>430814350...or does this to her:
>>430928350>tongueBaphy blep:
>>430928119>>430928350She is for protect and care! Not for flustering!
>>430928119
>>430831252Love it. Would also love your lore on when Generic was an angle, and what caused her to become a demon:>>430918186Lamiacy would watch Vexoria the Sun Eater, methinks:https://youtube.com/c/vexoriathesuneater
>>430918186Another lamia demon...:
>>430934642...and the pic she's based on:
>>430934329I'll see what I can do with her.
>>430934329>ecelebs
430937560>Ironmouse, Froot & Kson have skins in Smiteesports
>>430934642>>430934867Snake demon cute
>>430936993...I know what I can do with her:
>>430938649Absolute Thunder Thighs.
>>430944590Lucy's Tsundere Thighs receive thunderous applause:
>>430945661What'd she do to get all chained up?
>>430951148Lucy committed the heineyous crime of being too sexy in jeans & heels :
Bump
>>430961303At least she apologized. Might I suggest a massage instead?
>>430955698No need to hide, Cerberus is outside eating butterflies again.
>>430938401Wait, how can Justice see a computer screen if she's blind?
>>430961303Just the collar? I would have expected the riding crop after such a bad day.
>>430975817she just...she just does ok!
>>430975817>you need to see the computer screen to use a computer
>>430989418She so awesome she doesn't have to see a computer to use it.
>>429584438I like the cut of these girls' jibs!
>>430993859They are pretty cute, aren't they?
>>430989964>Justice's first computer was one of those ones that take up a whole wall and use punch-cards.I can actually see them still being used in Heaven and Hell.
saving bump
and another one because why not
>>430505907goat lucy would probably look really good in a suit
>>431017531But what suit would best fit her?
>>431023923Clearly a birthdat suit would be best.
>>431011726>>431013541Thank you, Nightwatch.
they are the nightwatchthey watchin the night
>>431017531>goat lucy would probably look really good in a suitA rare Goat Lucy in a suit:
Malina's playing Elden Ring:
>>431036330Time for her sister to lend a hand:
>>431036492Bitch wins:
>>431036647Time to admit you're a gamer, Zdrada:
>>429810438Armour looks good on Baphomet too:
>>431036778She'll never admit it, but she's as good as Malina in playing Vidya.
>>431036127pretty good, it's true
>>431037358That armor combined with this image would make one hell of a boss fight
>>431036778Does she hate women and minorities though?
>>431049721Naturally. She, Malina, and Justice have called Judgement a nigger before. Probably that detective, too.
>>431052731
>>431036647zdrada gaming?zdrada gaming.
>>431056894zdrada gaming
>>431056884Justice isn't even trying to insult her, that's just a name she calls her. The detective, on the other hand, gets that yelled at her every time she shows up to the house.
431049721no
431059782no
>>431059621What game are they playing?
>>431065872DOOM Eternal:
>>431060110>>431060514why are you so utterly toxic?
>>431066905A game that Michael approves of.
Play this while reading for best results:https://youtu.be/UEbNffWVRro>The angel walked tentatively up to the door to Metatron's room>It was located near the center of the Heavenly Citadel, close to the Throne Room of God>Not many enter her room, and not just because she's hidden from most angels>To those who know Metatron, she's been said to be...>...Creepy>She keeps her eyes closed while talking to you most of the time, although some swear to have seen her eyes open>Still, the angel has a duty to do, report in and hear what Metatron has to say>She just hopes that she's friendlier than others say she is>The angel knocks on the door three times>"Come in.">The angel opens the door, and almost runs right back out>Metatron is standing up, and she is TALL>She has got to be 7 feet, at least>Her eyes are closed, as though she is asleep>The angel attempts to gather herself together, and speaks>"Reporting in, M–Ma'am...">Metatron did not speak for several seconds>While she was waiting for a response, the angel could only hear the ticking of the clock on the wall, loud amidst the silence of the room1/2
>Finally, Metatron speaks>"I apologize for my delay in replying. I was communing with the Holy Spirit.">Holy moly, that voice>It's completely monotone, yet it sounds so... dominant >How is that even possible?>"I have called you here for an important reason. Do you know Yahweh's will?">"N-no, I-I mean yes, I mean, what do you mean by that, if I m-may ask?">"It is a simple question. Do you know Yahweh's will? Do you speak to her Holy Spirit daily as I do?">The angel was in a cold sweat now. Her voice scared her, as did the question>"N-n-no, I don't. Why do you, uhm, ask me this, ma'am?">Metatron remains silent, that ticking clock being the only sound now>It's deafening in the angel's ears, her fear growing each second>Metatron speaks again, slowly moving around the room as she does so>"Then why does Michael believe that she is right? She does not commune with the Holy Spirit, yet claims to be doing her will. This is blasphemous, and it will be corrected. (She opens her eyes) As will her traitorous legion.">The angel's blood froze in her veins when she made eye contact with Metatron>Her sclera were like silver, and her irises the color of electrum >She didn't see friendliness at all in those eyes>Only determination and coldness>"Tell Michael all that I have said to you. Perhaps she will reconsider her choices.">The angel turned immediately to leave, but Metatron called her name before she could>"And Carolina? I know your sympathies to Michael. I could see it in your soul. Repent now before it is too late for you.">Carolina nodded slowly, then shut the door behind her and leaned on the wall, her heart pounding >She tried to make deep breaths to calm down, but she couldn't get those eyes, or that voice, out of her head>Why would the Holy Spirit ever talk with that, that thing?>No matter, there's no time to waste>Carolina has a message to deliver, quickly >Besides, the further away she is from Metatron, the better2/2
Afternoon bump
>>431066905It's a Raphael approved game, killing demons.
Is anyone here brave enough to lewd Metatron?
>>431076504>>431077704Jesus, that's a terrifying angel. Still would though.
Where's that anon who posts a lot of Judgement pictures? I love that Amazon High Prosecutor.
Nighttime Lucy bump.
>>431107750zank u!
>Lucy can be petty sometimes, but her pettiest action is writing down every slight against her in a journal>Apparently, she does so to "Make sure that every wrong against me is put right, whether by blood, apology, or other means.">Today, Cerberus stole her pancakes again>She chased them around the house, and all three of them jumped out of the window, barking madly>Lucy yelled after them that they're going in the book>Zdrada, who was holding in her laughter the whole time, was now cackling on the floor, tears coming down her face>Lucy shouted that she's going in the book, too>Justice then came out, holding Lucy's journal>She told Lucy that she's added a new entry in it, and that she should have a look at it>Lucy went to the most recent entry, which read, "Lucy's put too many damn grudges in this journal. The punishment will be Cerberus stealing her pancakes until Lucy stops writing every last problem she has with others in here.">Lucy looked at Justice, who was smiling innocently, and then back at the window where Cerberus jumped out>Lucy, now shaking in anger, said, "That's going (sharp inhale), in the FUCKING BOOK!">As she stomped up to her room, Justice shrugged her shoulders at Judgement and said, "Hey, it was worth a try.">Judgement replied, "Wait a while. After enough pancake thefts, she might start listening.">"Probably. Or she'll start making hers in secret so they can't be stolen.">They both stood in silence for a moment>Then Justice asked, "Who even makes a book of grudges?">"People who can't let stuff go, like Lucy.", Judgement replied>"Well, one thing's for sure", said Zdrada, still chuckling >"It's going to be a long day of writing for Lucifer."
Michael found her little angel sleeping on the couch, so she's taking her up to bed.
>>431118045What a nice archangel, helping out the average angel. Although, why does Michael like Azazel so much?
>>431066905sasuga angel
>>431126427Azazel loves anything involving demons. She'd play Warriors of Chaos and get way too into it.
Sword-wielding Azazel:
>>431077704>Carolina has a message to deliver, quicklyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLqmWt2h2gI guess this pic delivers a message that Leliel is Heaven's own Pandemonica:
>>431131735Pandemonica and Gordon Freeman from Freeman's Mind combined.
>>431131987>Pandemonica and Gordon FreemanFunny you should say that, as Leliel's creator Rariatoo is way ahead of you...:
>>431132709Does she suddenly understand theoretical physics when she drinks coffee?
>>431133869Probably:
>>431132709>I have a crowbar and an understanding of physics! You peons don't stand a chance!
acute angle
>>431131735She's kind of cute.
>>431134757What kinds of coffee does she like?
>approach justice>ask to hold their hand>hold the hand>proceed to walk>refuse to elaboratethoughts?
>>431104169Judgement always gets my brain to abandon all thought and awakens my primal urges. PUMPING
>>431151653>What kinds of coffee does she like?____Yes____
>>431161019>She has to deliver mail to all seven archangels and God in one hour>All she can do is run fast and drink coffee while getting everything and everyone out of her way>This plays while she's sprinting around Heaven:https://youtu.be/B7gGacb8cO4
>>431163551...well, there y'go: proof that Leliel is Heaven's Pandemonica:
>>431165854Looks like she needs some coffee.
>>431163551>Pizza TowerAnother opportunity to post this.https://files.catbox.moe/28gawu.mp4 god I want a thicc modeus gf so bad
>>431165854>i really dont get paid enough for this shit
>>431173319>I know we're angels, but do I work this hard every day? I don't even have my wings yet!>I'll probably just take some more office supplies, they don't check those.
>>431173319>i really dont get paid enough for this shit...is what Leliel would say to Shamsiel:
>>431107750
mmmm yes
>>431183615What?
Judgement is hot in heels:...also, Fangies!
The amount of blush and boobage displayed by this Lucy is very acceptable
As we say in Yorkshire, "She's got a face on her like a well-smacked arse!":
SNOGS!:
Feet? In THIS economy?!:
>>431188664Yes, exactly like that. But are they as big as Beel's bubs?
>>431194706Dunno, but I'd like Lucy to be my Big Tiddy Goth gf:
Speaking of big knockers, even with all her money, Mammon will never be able to buy superiority to Beel's Bubs:
>>431190840But they're siblings
>>431199187Mamon is Blephegor's bitch
>>431200982Fuck
>>431199187But Mammon's got the better smile.
Not a breast man by any means...HOWEVER
>>431205532How many CC's do I need?
>>431201219>Time for another adventure, Mammon!>Please, for the love of God, NO!
>>431208520You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.
>>431213414I can handle Dr. Beel's potions, give me her fly milk.
>>431218379My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions.
>>431220885I can handle such magics. Now bring me your fly milk, Beel.
>>431223525My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions.
>>431223971But you're the best demon when t comes to potions besides Modeus! And she's always impatient while I'm browsing. Also I'm pretty sure she makes poison gas in that back room of hers. Now bring me your fly milk.
>>431205532
>>431205532I, however, am definitely a breast man.
>>431229762Beel's bubs can change size for either convenience or lewdness.
>>431229389You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong.
I love borgar.
>his waifu eats from the trashShoo shoo fly demon
I want to Beelze her Bubs:...and we're still to hear from Pande-sensei on how to Beelze Bubs
>>431245465>I love borgar...so does Justice:
>>431246110>Beel eating burg made for her by Yeehaw is JusticeShoo shoo destroyed opinion
I think modeus wants something.
>>431246842>I think modeus wants something....a burg:
>>431246842Is it cuddles and handholding?
>>431247293Only if it's made with love.
>>431253161Oh, Modeus loves a Love Burg:
survival bump
Best Bunnies:
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