Dreamer of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty Edition>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://huds.tf | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://bazaar.tf | https://tf2trade.tf | https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbE | https://archive.is/Z420ctf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>422215583
>(𒅄) I like this, I hope it gets put in future OPs
>>422470197this should be an halloween cosmetic
Cheatfags, do you really? And I always wanted to know, can you toggle crithacks on and off mid fight?
>>422470338yeah it's cute
>>422446137Change Demo's background into a sobstory about how the racist natives discriminated against him, but despite that he turned out MORE Scottish than any of them.
>>422470823im friends with a legendary tf2 cheaterhe loves the game
>>422470823>do you really?no>can you toggle crithacks mid fightyeah, you can set a bind to make all your attacks crit whenever it's held down (and only when it's held down)
>>422471486tell him to raffle his items and kill himself
>>422472057>>422472325you know I've never really considered that these two posts are by the same person. Makes sense though, especially when you look at the time between the posts being exactly equal to the /vg/ post timer
the webm pyro is always overhealed. straight up this Pyro cannot frag without his medic up his ass
>>422472749>what if TF2 was like the trailersoh cool, did he mod a server like shounic does->*clicks through the video to random points*>it's just analyzing whats not like the gamecringe, so fucking cringe, I hope shounic (or someone else) makes a proper video of this idea
>>422469991>Cunnyform Sign Idim Over Idim Squared
>>422470115why you can't stand lunchboxes now, what does that have to do with the brass beast?
>>422471550Thanks, I run into people sometimes who get perfectly timed melee crits every time and it seems off
>>422472096damn you held m1 on people who were standing stillwhy not just play against bots with the ai turned off
>>422473391i can't use the brass beast without a shotgun, and now i can't use a normal minigun without a shotgun, it lets me shit all over corner peeking niggers so easily
I want more weapons like the holiday punch
>>422473782spy knife that forces a taunt upon backstab?
https://youtu.be/bD2dohw_NZs?t=690>disguise as a Sniper>start spinning around like a bot>the Sniper gets kicked almost immediatelyI remember seeing this idea posted on /tf2g/ but I didn't know it could be so effective
Why did they discontinue chemistry sets? There's absolutely no reason for them to have done so
>>422474248no soul allowed, only the 3 community made item drops per year from 2018 and on
>>422469991>Removed the Frag ZoneFaggot>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 126.96.36.199:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersChan Fortress: 188.8.131.52:27019 (EU)Weeabootique: 184.108.40.206 (NA)
>>422474248wiki says valve took them out of the drop system and there is no explanation in any patch note(s)probably because sets didn't bring a lot of money back in the day, you could get everything for cheap and if you had to bulk buy you wouldn't use the in-game store or steam community market
I dont know if i should bother with keeping on playing now tht I know a big part of the plsyerbase are cheaters and you can't pinpoint them from regular players
>>422475113Yes, good goy, be demoralized and lost interest in a fun videogame. Everyone could be a cheater, don't even bother!
if dubs I will spend $100 on cosmetics
>>422475359i have nothing to seethe about, anon
>>422475535Hello newfag friend :)
people are so bad at identifying cheaters it's painful>sniper insta-headshots multiple people from a tiny peephole across the mapseems fine to me>same sniper kills ten more people headshots onlyhe's pretty good>headshot dominates the scout, score is now double the person below himbro he's just better lmao>30 killstreak and counting
>>422475113What will you play instead? Everything is full of cheaters
>You do you
>>422479180No cheaters in singleplayer games
Great Blue makes the shittest videos
>I’ll do me
I do not consume secondary tf2 content that isnt clip dumps with sfm/gmod edited inwhenever I want tf2 I will play tf2
>kill enemy>they immediately switch to sniper and go on a headshot spree>check profile>3 VAC bans on record>last ban: 100 days agoCool, let's make it 4
>>422481353are you european
>>422481486I am not, no.The sniper's profile claims they're German, if that matters.
webm pyro and his medic be like
i like seeing (𒅄) on my tab :^)
>>422484028it is pretty soulkino
If you HAD to pick a skin for the scattergun thats strange which one would you get?I was thinking coffin nail but a FN coffin nail scatter is insanely expensive nowMaybe sacred slayer or macaw masked?
>>422485989i dont really like any of the skins but if i had to pick, id say the clover camo'd
>>422485989I don't use skins
>>422485989Bomber Soul or Neo Tokyo
>>422485064>summer 2023 goes by>no update yet>look at the website>blog post is gone>it was all for nothing
>>422487076I was just thinking neo tokyo but only if i get a random pattern where the numbers are on the barrel of the gun
I really want to like the force-a-nature, but I just don't.
sopdapopper is where it's at.
>>422487419There's an extension that lets you see the seed of skins on the markethttps://accurateskins.com/
b_ I see you in the 24/7 Hightower server shitting on trannies they're gonna get you blacklisted from every Australian server if you keep it up
sons, who said that
I don't get it
>>422487771I don't think I've ever been in a situation as scout where I wish I had more verticality than what the winger grants.
>>422488394it's just fun silly time
>>422472096you should make this video a replay
>>422488223Bent over reverse fly sounds like a gay sex position
It's really a shame just how close the baby face's blaster is to being an excellent weapon, but instead it's just garbage
>>422488394Soda popper is just FAN without the knockback so you can actually kill people with it unless you use the double tap exploit
>>422490157>without the knockback so you can actually kill peopleskill issue
>>422490157>the double tap exploituhh go on..?
>>422490582To quote the wiki:>Tickbase exploits allow the client to "warp" on command up to ~23 ticks on Valve servers (value is dictated by sv_maxusrcmdprocessticks) by sending multiple usercmds after faking packet loss. This will cause the player to teleport ~23 ticks (roughly a third of a second on 66 tick servers). This feature exists due to the way the game compensates for packet loss, and can be broken down into airstucking and speedhacking for a short period of time.Essentially, the user uses this faked packet loss to send multiple firing commands in the same tick, resulting in both shells firing instantly for a ridiculous amount of damage, generally enough to instantly kill anyone that's not a heavy.
>someone calls demo a niggerHe's scottish?
>>422490924Is this how people glide across the floor at high speeds cause i always see it happen in 2fort
>>422491079what's the difference
>>422491079does my poo become food if i take it in the fridge?
>>422491128PotentiallyIt can also happen without cheating by just having shit internet
>>422432984>see anon unbox crates>"huh, i havent unboxed in a while">spend $50 on keys and Crate #17s>unbox nothing but paints, degreasers and powerjacksc-cool
Should I get an Australium scattergun?
>>422491384Never unbox outside of crates with exclusive effects (Robocrate, EoTL, etc) or older cases during halloween/smissmasNot saying it justifies the garbage youd potentially get but you would at least have a chance at something decent with a crate like EoTL
>>422491638why is racism bad?
why does !rtd have to ruin all the fun/populated serversi'm fine with dying to crits but getting teamwiped by some faggot who's invincible for 30 seconds every other minute is so dumb
>>422485989the one that goes with your outfitits easier to find a war paint that goes with an outfit than an outfit that goes with a war paint
>>422492689then dont go to Skial's achievement idle server.Donators have PERMANENT perks (infinite crits/super speed/use any weapon as any class like razorback for heavy etc. And they CONSTANTLY spawncamp while shit-talking in chat calling everyone "bad" and will mock people by copying their message and posting it as a bind (like "Please stop spawncamping")
>>422493674why would you ever go to an achievement/idle server to PLAY, anon? not the people you're referring to, YOU. or any of us. this is such a weird cautionary message. you may as well advise us not to go swimming while trying to swallow barbed wire
Have the bots just come back full force all of a sudden? Been relatively fine for several days. tonight has been a write off.
>>422494662doeshotter fell off, but omegatronic fake name bots are crazay right now
>>422493476I buy war paints that are thematically appropriate for the weapon or reference something i likeMy soda popper is bonk varnished because that makes logical sense on a soda popper
>>422493939the tf2 player loves and desires trade_plaza_2it's intrinsic in him
>>422495540"the perfect tf2 player complies with valve.""the perfect tf2 player creates hats for the game."
>>422495416>My soda popper is bonk varnished because that makes logical sense on a soda popperBut the soda popper is fuelled by crit-a-cola.
i feel like randomizer could be a legitimately fun game mode if there were servers that ran it that weren't "100x no respawn time 100% crits 32 players rtd higher tower no carts" and were just normal tf2, on normal maps, but with a randomizer.
>>422496560Ok but i named it Baja Blaster cause its sodaAnd also i dont like the winger otherwise id get bonk varnished on that
>>422496518forgot the pic
>>422496720Why don't you like the winger? It's his best equippable mobility tool.
>Be in bread space>"NIGERNIGERNIGERNIGER-">Think its a bot>Go to kick it>just an annoying faggot repetedly shouting the word over and over>He gets ass mad and kicks me from the gameNot my fault you sound like a tranny bot trying to be edgy, throw in afew coons, bluegums, niggaboons and charlies now and then christ.>>422474207Litterly saw this happen today, funny as fuck.>>422481574>G*manSay no more, god speed.
WHOS THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?
csgo fans get to be hyped about the upcoming source 2 port while we tf2 fans get...?
>>422498338need a dispenser here
>>422498338You WILL open the summer casesYou WILL play the summer skinned mapsYou WILL forget the blog editAnd you WILL be happy
>>422498676If they add the non-halloween version of Monster Bash then yes i will play that. Nobody realizes every summer update has only ever been hats so maps and bug fixes are worth playing the game for.
If you think about the drop statistics, $6k is actually pretty reasonable for a golden pan.
>>422498338I'm surprised how little hype there is for CSGO 2. If TF3 got announced the internet would be on fire and there would 100 threads about it all times. CSGO gets announced and no one gives a shit
>>422499985CS:GO is soulless but mechanically funTF2 is soulful and mechanically funit's pretty obvious which one would last forever in the minds of players
my friend is better at fps and he prefers csgo over tf2 and i try to convince him he's not playing the game with soul but he doesn't listen to me
>>422499985I dont get what even changes for a CSGO2 outside of lightingDoes Source 2 massively impact gunplay or grenades for CSGO?
>>422500468no you dont understand we need this shooter from 1988 but with ray tracing even though the only reason csgo is played is because potatoes can run it
>>422500468very little will probably change but more players will be attracted by the promise of something new
>>422500468>I dont get what even changes for a CSGO2 outside of lightingBy that virtue I don't know what could significantly change for TF2 if it ever got a sequel.
given the direction shift from the original team fortress to 2, what even could we expect from a hypothetical third game?
I love sitting taunts so muchI love running around the map to find odd little corners in, and then I sit there with a taunt and see how many players I can have run by me without noticingI love sitting in front of enemy spawn during warm-upI love sitting on the payload I love sitting on the control pointI love sitting on the intelI love sitting with my teammates, and with friendliesIf a class has a sitting taunt, I need it
Team Fortress 2: 2: the sequel
>>422502914>I love being af-ACK!+1 to my strange killstreak flame thrower
>>422503461How would a rapid respawn battle royale function, I wonder
>>422503271I'm European, I'm trolling
>>422503542Fortnite has that with Team Rumble
>>422503271How many is it up to now?
*Says thanks after killing you
Got a longer clip showing how pyros working together can really synergies quite potently. The combined DPS and distance two can cover allows for pyros weakness to be hidden and when things go right you can wipe a whole team
>>422504194chat-gpt tier babbling
I think so much about how I plan on getting IN with stickybomb jumps that I don't actually put enough thought into getting OUTI was thinking I could try using the sticky jumper and then firing a second bomb during the fall to have an instant exit button when I landThoughts?
>>422504194also since it's not legible I think you'll be pleased to know that the chat is complaining about W+M1>>422504468funny you say that, I made a joke about these engis being bots because they were such knuckle draggers. Not upgrading their buildings and watching other engi buildings remain on low health right next to them
It amazes me how many scouts lose their fucking minds against pyro and turn into panicked chimpsScout is absolutely capable of dominating a 1v1 with pyro, his damage outranges pyro's and he outdamages a flare gun with easeHe could be making the pyro turn and run if he kept his cool
>>422504194>pyro brainlet discovers teamwork in team fortress
>>422505475>if he kept his coolim literally on fire
>>422505475the absolute worst kind of Scout to fight as Pyro is the confident one who knows he can run directly up to you through your fire, two-shot you, and find an extinguishing source in time to survive the afterburn
>>422506042ok, that actually made me laugh irl
>>422504942You really do lean hard on the detonator to compensate for your retarded wobble aim.
>>422506624it's literally a direct hit
>>422507054direct detonator hits do not deal 19 damage
>>422506150I basically use mad milk all the time because it lets me get away with poor play by just getting all my HP back or extinguishing the fire itself
>>422506624>have clips using the shotgun and flaregun, in fact the clip before this had heavy use of the shotgun>"Lol you only use the det because you can't aim"You know the det is good for mobility, don't you. I'm surprised you didn't go for your classic ">has a medic up his ass".
>>422508249>another clip showing off a kill on clueless f2p
post a clip of you doing something cool for once (no, airblasting a f2p soldier rocket isn't "cool") for example, hitting an enemy with the detonator, then det jumping towards him and finish him off with the axetinguisher. pyro is capable of some sick plays, but most of these are just "i reflected a rocket some retard shot at me and it hit the entire enemy team"
>>422512269Who are you even talking to?
>>422509451that's the fun part tho
>>422504194i could solo both of you with a jetpack backburner build
>>422515476this is the attitude of the same type of person who feels intellectually superior and rewarded when they can do multiplication better than a child
the axtinguisher should be able to extinquish burning teammates.
>>422509451>>422515476the best part is when a player is better than you but you use bullshit tactics to kill him over and over
>>422517406all melee weapons should be able to beat the flames off of teammates. make it take three hits or something
>>422515669I AM better than a child
>>422500080>but mechanically funpeople actually enjoy CSGO's gutted out mechanics?
>>422518657what a lofty position
>>422517669I love killing people who say "You are an X spammer or [class] spammer"and then killing them with every single class
Can this be applied to TF2?
I'd like to opt out of playing with or against anyone with a vac ban please
>>422485989im retarded and paid market price for a coffin nailcould've waited but i had christmas money...
battle medic is just gunspy but better.
>pick medic>snipers BOILING MAD that overheal makes them unable to quickscope drop anyone except a big earner spy or kunai spy who didnt stab anyone yetlol
>want to get a Dead of Night>there's only strange variants on the marketplace that cost like 30 bucksI'm not paying that much for a virtual coat.
updated my general autoexec script to now allow for sticky spammer w/autoreload-fix
>>422474207wtf is this abomination
>trader main sfm intro>its their most expensive loadout jumping in and clowning on a stock gibusvision f2p followed by the tradermain's character hitting a pose, then the video finally starts
>>422521885cheater cheater pumpkin eater
Give spy a reverse dead ringer knife that lets him fake backstab his own teammates, creating ragdolls of them and making them instantly gain 3 seconds of cloakDoes not break disguise when used as an enemy spy, so that he can trick the enemy team better
>>422522152im not cheatingsure you too can spam click whatever mouse button until you wear out the buttonIm just skipping the muscle memory because that is heckin bullcrap. I wanna frag now and I wanna frag the whole heckin server easilyAlso Im sick of shitty hitreg when I play heavy. An engineer literally got like 3 feet within distance of me and I could barely hit him because of shitty fucking hit regSo fuck you valve and tf2 fricks. I AM GOING TO KEEP WRITING SCRIPTS TO MAKE FRAGGING PISS-EASY AND YOU WILL NOT STOP MEso go ahead and grind a gazillion hours gaining "muscle memory" for a stupid game. be my guest
oh no the schizo is backpls dont respond to him
>>422508249OH MY FUCKING GODITS A FLAME THROWERHOLD DOWN THE ATTACK BUTTON AND MOVE FORWARD ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED
I could literally get more kills by typing +attack in console and running out of spawn with phlog and scorch shot
>collector vaccinators cost more than a golden pan now thanks entirely to one weeb autist
I used to play sniper and be good at it but its so fucking boring and lame>wow you le killed that guy from a mile away. Way outside of his effective rangePlaying sniper is cowardly and unmanly. I'd rather pick soldier, pyro, demo, and heavy BECAUSE ITS CLOSE RANGE and every fight is a trial of armsthere is much more fun and excitement being on the foremost of battle and theres a chance to frag BIGLY
>>422521885>>422522415>>422522767>>422522921>>422523174okay thats nice and all but who fucking asked?
>>422523174wow it must be something being up in that boxing ring and hearing the cheer of the crowdmust be exhilerating. Like the sound of the crowd filling your lungs full of energy
why not just post on so yjak party if you cant post normally here
>>422522176can they cancel the cloak? if not, sounds like it could be used for griefing. and either way, it would probably only be legitimately used to give cloak to teammates, and almost never to actually fool the enemy.
>>422522921Why bother using the keyboard at all?Still takes more skill than Soldier.
>>422522921>equip phlog/scorchshot>type +attack in console>quick weapon switch enabledYou know, Im something of a combo-pyro myself
>sticky jump into the sightline of a sniper during warmup and stand still>he takes the shot, misses>"Good shot, lad!"
+duckjump script hopping around the map at full speederino+scripted autodetonating stickies the EXACT instant they're armed for ease of killing heavies and fragging idiots with easeOH YEAH BABY ITS STICKY SPAMMIN' TIME
why did you switch ips
>>422524280my exact face while scripted duckjump bunny hopping away towards spawn after getting a sticky spam giga-kill feed on 2fortNIGGA IM FUCKING NUTS
what misc would go good with this? most orange painted miscs I found didn't color the whole item.also I bought a Organ-Ically Hellraised War Paint to make a Shotgun since it was Orange and I can't afford the Fire Blazed paint. I put Specialized Killstreak Manndarin on it, and then when I checked in game, its only Orange if you're on Red team. Its Green on BLU team. I was so pissed off.
>>422524624I just bought a Manndarin Dragon Slayer instead. looks way better. Also got a Manndarin Lugermorph and Manndarin Gunslinger
STOP TRYING TO FIRE A FUCKING BOLT AT MEJUST PLACE YOUR MEDIBEAM UP MY ASS AND GIVE ME AN OVERHEALHOLY FUCK
>>422523689>scout in enclosed space who misses all his shots>engineer who runs away without shooting until he's already dead, and runs into a spun-up heavy instead of into water>posthumous assist on medic who w+m1s with the solemn vow and would have killed you if the heavy didn't throw a sandwich at the last second>posthumous kill on demo who kills you and then walks away from two medics and waterthere's so many different ways this clip could have resulted in a death and 0 kills
>>422521885gay youmu on the 'g
>>422518753yeah, gazillions of alcoholics who have nothing better to do except waste several hours of their shitty lives going a gazillion rounds of csgo before having to sleep and wakeup and go to work the next day
>get on 2fort>see crits'd phlog pyro on bridgewhat do you do?
>>422524963>posthumous kill on demo who kills you and then walks away from two medics and waterand then immediately disconnects
>>422499985There's probably hype on Russian sites, westerners don't play CSGO or Dota2
>>422524280you can just hold mouse2 for auto detonating stickies
>>422525572yeah just like you can also hold down either mouse button to use minigun and press r to reloadthe less tedious crap i need to do the more focus i can put into fragging plus you aim better when you arent deathgripping the mouse
>>422523097she's just puffy.
>>422525769Just watch frag clips on YouTube and skip the tedium of opening TF2 yourself.
>accidentally connected to a fastpath serveris it over for me?
>>422525769someone accused me of hacking with heavy because i killing them so much LOL!!!! then the entire other team literally went vaccinator heavy to "counter" me LMAO
>>422526034https://gamebanana.com/mods/289337use this and never connect to fastpath again
>>422525968get fragged shitter go back to grinding hours for more muscle memory LMAO
im fragging you gazillion hour faggots with ease ROFLMAO!!!!
>>422526190can't get fragged if I'm not the one playing the game, checkmate
>>422526148>https://gamebanana.com/mods/289337Thanks, but i feel like my computer caught AIDS from hopping on fastpath
fuck australiums I just want a strange iron curtain for gods sake
>>422525769Just lay down and think about playing tf2 instead of going through the whole rigamarole of not only starting up your pc but having to open tf2 and even find a gamethink of all the electricity you save
>>422526117lucyfer pleaseyou should know that heavy cant use the vaccinator
>>422526190who are you talking to?
>>422525769wait, do you actually only use m1 to both rev and fire the minigun?
>>422525769i shudder to think of how fat you are if even just holding down a button is physically exhaustingi bet you aren't even typing your responses since the act alone would be so tedious, you're using text to speechhope you're not getting yourself too winded letting us know how mad you are haha
>>422528646no its individual keyboard bindsi have one for autoattack1, cancelattack and untoggle reload, and autoattack2 and reload togglei also made "ctrl" toggle duck while "space" disengagesthat reminds me that i should also remove button attack because i used to use it for sniper but its redundant now
he's doing ithe is creating the frag buttonit was once thought impossiblebut his tenacity is proving otherwise
>>422528954no one asked
>>422528772>hand and wrist strain is le good because im too retard to write a scriptlmao suit yourself retardim far too preoccupied fragging than to give a fuck about what valve intendedvalve can intend deez nuts
>>422528954when I hold an angle as heavy for too long i literally start zoning out and begin daydreamingsniper is this x10 except randomly being interrupted by some other sniperI'd rather be on the front lines being completely immersed in the action
I hope he grows out of it
>>422529114looks to me like you're too busy typing to be fragging
>>422529114sister please, conserve your strength that slice of pizza wont lift itself
>>422529516I was just fragging but had to stop because i made a 'za in the oven plus my hyperaggressive, high octane, high testosterone giga-gaming is noisy
>american wakes up>thread quality crashes
I havent been to bed yet and I'm the latest americanit is howeverthoughdespite noon in europe, where its customary to wake up at noon (to avoid being served beans on toast)
>mfw i frag
>>422519026sourcemod? Joshua's bugfixes?
female characters tf2 when?
when the hell is the next tf2 update anyway?
in 5 mins
>>422531449Valve wouldn't give them the giant honkers they deserve so what's the point
>>422532235god i wish that were me
>uploaded a screenshot of Team Fortress 2 with you in it
>>422521885>>422522672you will always be a mentally ill canadian faggot, fagscathombre
>>422532235does the fempyro mod even still work
>>422534036Yes of course it does, just not on casual servers
tf2 is the only thing that takes my mind off things effectively. as soon as i close the game i want to do the epic spy backflip from chair manoeuvre.
that but I want to kill the people who made me sad first and see if that helpsif tf2 ever runs out (and its gonna if the bots and cheaters dont get removed) then I'd have to go postal, like a cornered animal, I'd have nothing left to lose
and a decade of simulated hat war has granted me a peculiar levity about death, an immunity to being bribed or talked down, after all no matter what I'm gonna get a funny ragdoll and respawn in a few momentslife can only get worse for so long (as it has since phones got connected to the internet) before systems break
>low tour trying to tell others how to do their role in mvm
>>422536371He's an alt
>>422531449Are there even voice actresses good enough to match the dudes in the role of playable characters? Ellen Mclain might be able to pull off one or two fem mercs and that's being generous.
>>422536371He's watched all of Weezy's videos bro he knows a thing or two so you'd best listen up
>>422536854Well there's this old-ass mod. She did voices for a bunch of other rule 63'd mercs as well.https://youtu.be/tTnmHMU0OHM
Eureka Effect engi is fucking hilarious if you can pull it off. Your team will lose but who even cares when you're trolling the enemy spawn? This is by far the most underrated engineer unlock.
ypu guys are so fucking lucky I have ADHD otherwise I would curb stomp you punks and grind you all to dust nonstop for 8 hours straight with my scriptsI, once again, played demoman on the 2fort and fragged so hard that the enemy team began leaving
>>422538635i literally play for like 30 minutes before getting bored and typing "quit" in consolei dont understand how people can play servers for hours and hours and hours
>>422538635twps do this
>>422519026https://youtu.be/67LPSFtVlskthe footstep noises and 2fort cow
>>422538635>ADHDyou're just american
>>422538635>headshots youThanks for standing still, nigger!
>>422542048i dont stand still, not even for one secondi literally spy check constantly and search around for things to frag>*sticky spams your ramparts so you cant do a single thing*
im like a porcupine when i play demoman
>>422538635go mge webmfag little kid
>>422543442I love gay muscle tf2 memes
Hey Pyrofag, what's your opinion on the manmelter?
>be using overdose because enjoy>people shit their organs out their eyes at me for not having the crossbowfucking blood suckers
>>42254949399% of people using the Crossbow suck with it and leave me wishing they'd just put their medibeam on me. They're also the same people who won't even overheal people beyond the one player they've arbitrarily decided to pocket.
>>422515659>i could solo both of you with a jetpack backbu-ACK
>>422555264>skialnow he really is playing with bots...
>>422555264Shallow Chad-sama... I kneel
>>422555264you really owned that pyro swinging the worst melee around in the game trying to do a funny on 2fort snipers
is the joke that none of these clips are very impressive
>>422525230Place 8 stickies from battlements to place I know he'll walk, det when he passes over. Always works.
>>422522415>BUT I DON'T WANNA PLAY THE GAME>I WANT MY EGO BOOST
>>422557420inb4 le AAAACKKK with another boring webm
>>422557420>>422558917>le blah blah blah bl-LE ACK
>>422550217This. I know Crossbow is the meta and strongest option, but only if the Medic in question can fucking aim, if you miss just switch to Medigun and try again, I hate Medics that won't stop shitting out arrows until they hit something
>>422559424woah you totally pwnt that f2p soldier
>>422469991>>422470338>tf2 related edition>tf2 related image>(𒅄) addition >no server shill listwe should model all future ops off of this one
>>422559424this is also unimpressive
Soldier sisters, how can we stop him?
gunboatscels.......... its time we admit defeat, we are inferior to the shotgunGODS
>>422536371deal with it
>>422559715yeah it's based af.
>>422559424>a literal fresh install holding s and m1>after 3 rockets and almost dying to him you managed to airblast the last one>you considered this worthy enough to clip and drag through ffmpeg to make a webm
>>422472749Gotta make that content, no matter how pointless or stupid, to get money. He himself treats it like a bussiness
>>422472749This guy is the definition of putting effort into nothing>Realized some time ago no TF2ber has made a video on hidden stats yet>Great Blue "did">Doesn't even cover all the hidden stats>Some stats are just pulled out of his ass (Cloak and Dagger having a slower decloak time)
>>422559424>saves completely mundane clip of him airblasting a rocket at a hatless f2p soldier>God I'm so epic for posting this! this is like a medic posting a webm of him healing someone with his medi-gun or crossbow. fucking lame
don’t you think you guys are being a little too easy to troll?
>join a Stockholm 2fort server>full of russians>(she/they) joins>they kick it immediately for being "pidor"how was your day, /tf2g/?
>>422564380its not going well. i was the "pidor" who got kicked :(
>>422559424>doing your retarded spasms>letting the 1hr playtime soldier nearly kill you>finally reflect one rocket when you're in the redWhat an epic moment! How did you get so good?
>>422565161>s-soldier is OP! This newfag almost killed me despite being bad!
i love tf2
>>422564349you do you
>>422564380I kept getting killed by enemy sniper that had 120 ping, I was playing sniper too with 1440x1080 res, 50 ping wired connection and fps never below 200 (shitty 15 year old 60hz lcd screen tho). Although our little duel was 50/50 I felt I should have been dominating. ended up just disappointed in myself, guess I'll just main soldier from now on since the only times I've felt I had the advantage was at peeks.
>medic main friend likes to brag about his ability to dodge shots and generally just be an evasive bastard>he's actually pretty good at staying alive every time we've played together>tells me he moved to a new place and got new internet, he's super excited about it since he lived in the middle of nowhere and had dogshit internet>sends me speedtest results, ping is less than 1/4th of what it used to be>starts complaining that he constantly keeps getting basically instakilled by scouts and actually instakilled by spies and snipers>realize that he doesn't have extremely clean movement, he was just laggy as fuckTF2's netcode was a mistake
Hey guys, it's been a while since I played tf2. Has sniper been nerfed since I last played? I stopped because of that class specifically, it felt like it ruined too many games for my taste. I've always felt that the bot crisis was mostly a crisis because of sniper, other classes wouldn't be that big of a problem as long as you can move decently.
almost forgot, I got my channel back. apes who have reported me will be kicked from my games. let this be a message for all those who has done credit glitches! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQD91WWHD2Q&ab_channel=CCPXJT%E4%B9%A0%E8%BF%91%E5%B9%B3%E6%80%9D%E6%83%B3
>>422569202No, and now the only maps people play are just massive sniper sightlines where any class that can't explosive jump can do nothing but shoot the air and tickle each other with bullets. Have fun
I played pyro and had fun
>>422569775for the first time I agree with queryschizonot clicking this piece of shit
Is there any way to fix the force-a-nature's tendency to knock enemies so far away they become unkillable with the second shot, without fucking up the gun's air jump ability?
I'm a shitter, I'm a shitter, one day I will be good, but today I am a shitter.
>>422571997yes, you equip a better gun (literally every other one)
remove airblastt. medic main
>>422572813I mean sure, but you know that's not what I meant.
>>422573069>ubersawcringeAlso what's the reason for stock syringe gun instead of one of the others?
>>422573272i'm a contrarian, just like you
>>422573069Healer? I hardly know her!
>>422573069here's my surgeon
Post syringe gun kill counts
>the 6 snipers staring at the enemy balcony while a scout caps 3 intels in a row
Funny cliff kills p.1
>>422575002>those medics just staring at you watching you approach menacinglypathetic
>>422575002Funny cliff kills p.2 Ignore the spy calling me a nigger
Genuinely, why do you rattle your mouse around when airblasting? Is it an autistic ritual?
>0.01 sensitivity pyro shit webms
>>422574872Yes, it's overused, but I like plague doctor masks. My second choice would be the Tomb Raiders (painted black).
Best medigun if I don't want to think about Uber strategy at all and just unga bunga?Aside from the vaccinator, that is
The virgin "FaN shot followed by pistol chip damage" vs. the chad "full damage ramp up pistol clip followed by FaN shot"
>>422575848For me it's Fan into FaN
>>422575546meant for >>422575002 >>422575391
>>422512269He's not good enough to make those plays happen
>>422575604meant for >>422575002 >>422575391
>>422569793Ok, that's sad. I see what you're saying, the maps everyone plays are always the ones with the shittiest sightlines. Upward, badwater are very fun but also impossible to play against snipers.
>>422559424your worst one so far
>422576146thanks for the (You)
>>422523509>so yjak partywhy do 4chan jannies hate that site so much?why can't it be mentioned?
>don't feel like playing TF2 anymore>hover my mouse over the game and my brain says "no"Not like this...
>>422576979It means they will have less anons to janny.
It really does feel like I'm playing with knuckledraggers sometimes. I play on EU servers so I honestly could be playing with the subnormally educated>>422575546I honestly don't know. I didn't even notice I did until I saw the webms
>>422576919>>422577296are both of you using default hud? why are item boxes grey in one but colored in the other?
>>422577664idk honestly prolly because of phong or me using dxlevel 98default hud is drippy as fuck though niggas that use custom huds need to be executed en masse
>>422577954I wish there was the half life 2 quickinfo, that's the only thing I'd change
>.webm of w+m1some of you guys are alright, don't go to 2fort tomorrow if you are in the east europe
>>422578884That's really cool!
>>422579345>some of you guys are alright, don't go to 2fort tomorr-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>clip about killing skial bots
>>422579345meant for >>422578884
>>422579834meant for >>422579643
literally chadchad reincarnated
>>422580180meant for >>422579643
just another tf2g attention whore
i'm gonna AAAACK!
>>422580957meant for >>422579643
>mfw i dom a moonlight sniper main with sydney sleeper
>>422581337who is this meant for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtXzUe-D02U&ab_channel=UncleDaneis it safe for me to assume every female voice in this video is a dude?
>>422581865no. uncle dane is such a tf2 celebrity and chad he attracts gamer girls. you CAN assume that they are 16
why are there quite a number of videos discussing whether uncletopia is good or bad and thank you uncle dane and shiet?why do people make such a fuss over a community server? i've never seen anything like it, it makes me wonder if these people never hit the community browser before uncle dane first announced his servers
>>422581865yes, regardless of time / server
>>422581865I hate this "genre" of video where it's some discord faggots laughing their teeth out at something that's at most mildly amusing>someone gets backstabbed>3 people erupt into a minute long laughter
why are pubs so infested with spies and snipers, it's not even funny at this point
sniper: because he is the class that most resembles other shootersspy: because he is the class that least resembles other shooters
Killing heavies with the syringe gun always makes me smile
>>422584073noobs think they're cool and experienced players cope by saying they can get work done so they don't need to switch
>>422581670take your medication
>>422584073>SpyKunai/DR spy only works against fresh installs, casuals and otherwise unaware players, but can take over can take over and single handedly ruin a game for every other player on the server.>SniperUsually there won't be an equally skilled enemy sniper to oppose the one skilled sniper killing everyone.
thats because uncle dane literally invented community servers you chuds.
>>422584073only trannies play sniper and spy
>>422584462meant for >>422584073
tf2 is so infested with faggots its not even funnybullying should have never been made illegal
>>422564380>give a quickfix uber a spy to take down a sentry>it actually works>get 2 crits in a row>both of them kill someone
>>422585570They're less common in EU because they get kicked on sight by slavs
me when Im holding last as heavyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO7IuEh4auA
>>422585503fuck off man, if i don't feel like like giving him a you then i wont fucking do it
>>422580436meant for >>422579643
>>422564380У мeнe мoлoкo мyжчинe
>>422587362this sentence makes no senseuse yandex translate instead of google
>>422587553Я нe pyccкий but I learn (◡)
I just topscoredAre you proud of me?
me when i get behind enemy lines as scout but i'm being chased by multiple playershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxEbtHLSY0o
6s huntsman sniper
me when i play no carts hightower and am on a mission to collect 4 eyelander heads as full demoknight before swapping my shield for stickieshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0
This is what playing nothing but pyro for 3 weeks does to your aim.
>>422593232whys ur crosshair white
>>422594386>>422594401meant for >>422594359
what was it
>>422594776he alt tabbed and you could see his wallpaper was the trans flag for a frame
>>422585635kinda late but here's a .webm of second kek
>>422595186>hiding your name What are you, scared?
>>422522415Just play an id software game. TF2 is not for hardcore shooter purists.
>>422595112what is it with right wing and faggots
I haven’t played in 8 years. Started again with some scout on harvest 24/7 and it’s a great time still. Haha. Just blasting away. Are you guys really good or could I hang
Why is Medic the only one who has a bare hairy beefcake chest cosmetic? Just go all in already, half the people who play this are already gay.
>>422595186>it's a 4 head demoknightyou love to see it
>>422596148does that thing still cost like 70 bucks
>>422585635here's the first one>>422595517no, because my profile has been posted here several times. I'm just not interested in namefagging
>>422596148Demo has one too.
give medic flechette shotgun primary
>>422596794Dang really? Wasn't aware.
give b4nny the address and keys to your house
>>422596004Sadomasochism is a homosexual mental pathology and it's also the basis for fascism, i.e: "I want someone to rule me strictly (masochism) and also oppress other people (sadism)". This is why every fascist figurehead from Nero Caligula to Nick Fuentes is a homosexual.
Is the default scattergun still the best? When I played 8 years ago it was
>>422597307yes, it is
>>422596148I'm surprised spy hasn't gotten one yet
>>422597307I like the winger more
>>422595112this sounds so embarrassing that you're probably just saying this to smear him
>>422598657i would believe it if it meant that he was a full-on troll and he deliberately faked an alt tab to get more attention
uhhhhhhh peero lol
>>422599629>world models as viewmodelsdo these work in casual?
>takes 5 damageMEEEEEEDDDIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC
>>422597182someone posted dox, supposedly of a janny
>>422599809idk maybeI don't play casual
>>422599993aren't jannies supposed to stay muhnonymous?
>>422599809yes it does since it's purely client sidedoesn't show things like water particles though
honest thoughts on quick fix users?
>>422600997either new player or tryhard medic main with duo
>>422596148because it's supposed to be played as a funny thing not a retard coomer fetish, just like the geisha boy hat
>>422600997literally never used correctly
>>422600198They are, yesPretty sure if you reveal you're a janny you lose the positionbut posting dox is also bannable, so..
Honest thoughts on vaxx users?
>>422602383Only ever used when some insecure faggot really needs a pocket medic in a duel
>>422597307compfags ban soda popper so maybe that one
>>422602802they do that because they're retarded, not because it's better than stock
>>422602383Only ever used by people trying to counter cheaters or by cheaters boyfriend to get immunity (sometimes used in mvm)
>>422597307Soda popper is secretly better but don't tell the tf2bers or every retard pubber will find out.
>>422602383only used by lucyfer impersonators
>>422602383based for dabbing on cheaters and bots
>>422603010>people trying to counter cheatersso every single casual match, then
I know it's shit, but I love it.
>>422602994It's extremely obvious you've never rocketed a scout out of midair and never will.
>>422602383it's the pocket medigun so they're eh unless they're fighting a cheater/bot then it's pretty goodif they're pocketing a cheater though then it's absolutely horrible unless I go demoknight like some kind of ape-manI'm too French to ever fight against it head on so it's not really a big deal for me
>>422602383Masks are cheaper. Wait, you mean the medigun right? Yeah it's annoying to play against. That's all I'll say.
>>422603213It would be unironically pretty gold without the retarded random spread penalty
Baby Face's Blaster is the best looking Scout primary and it's real fuckin unfortunate that it sucks
I unironically believe that if casual didn't have bots, some extremely popular streamer would give TF2 a chance and it would make it trending.
>>422608619If casual didn't have bots people wouldn't have left it in the first place most likelyI still play casual though because I have brain damage
call me basic but heavy-pocket destruction is peak tf2
fragged some trannies today
>>422609138based here's a classic i made
>tf2umors can fuck up the market with one videohow fun
>>422609476You are sad bro...
>jizzes out the profiles/names of people he doesn't like>too scared to show his own name even in the killfeedpathetic
>>422611105no one likes me so i censored mine
there should be a demo sword that only has the extra melee range and switching speed penalties.
>>422602383Necessary evil. Fuck snipers.
give demo a long bottle
>reflect kill demo/soldier>they respawn and bomb towards you thinking it will work this time >>they respawn and bomb towards you thinking it will work this time >they respawn and bomb towards you thinking it will work this time >they respawn and bomb towards you thinking it will work this time
i live in western europe, and when i play late at night (2am-4am) i sometimes get put in usa virginia serversthe amount of transexual/homosexual flags in profile pictures and "UwU" profile names is insane.you don't see that in european serverswhy is america like this? it's so sickening
>Wait, you mean the medigun right?
skial paid n-word pass
>>422615171For me it's fucking swedes. Every swedish player is a cheating tranny.
>>422615171statistically there are more single parent households in America, also since everyone (including kids) speaks the same language it's easier for groomers to groom
>>422615171also no one uses voice chat, even tho everyone speaks the same languagealso i get instantly votekicked if i say something mean in chat/voicechat
pyro is my least favourite class to die to because of how low-effort his primary is. it leaves a bad taste in my mouth to see a pyro just spazzing out because he knows he doesn't have to try to do damage
>>422617126>ramp up bugged to all hell>pyros that know this also know the best way to not lose damage is swiping their camera around to not lose ramp up
>>422617126what i hate the most in tf2 are 5000h pyros who seem to get boners every time they reflect a rocketyou can read their tiny little brains so easy but there's nothing you can do, there's no outplay, just pick another targetso cringe
>>422617650>there's no outplay
>>422617819shotgun is not viable in pubs
>>422617967syringe gun is viable in pubs so you'd better believe a shotgun is fine
>>422617126that but contempt for the engineerthe pyro at least has to recognize that you're an enemy gamerthe engineer could be afk in spawn and his building which he played in a schizotypal spot four minutes ago which has seen no action for the entire match is still holding down that random corner of the map with a health packthis is doubly insane when you understand that this gameplay totally void of awareness or ability hard counters the class for the most aware and the most able, the scout
>>422617967Anonymity is the only thing keeping you from being recognised as a retard.
>>422617650Hate pyrofags so much, when you see them cycling through their gay weapons thinking they're skilled... so gay
>>422618135the amount of times I've died as scout due to being low health on my way to a medic or healthpack and dying because a forgotten 30HP mini-sentry shot a single bullet through a window at me is genuinely depressing
How long do you think it would take a dedicated player to get 8500 kills with a Pomson?
soldier is my least favourite class to die to because of how no-effort his primary is. it leaves a bad taste in my mouth to see a soldier just spam m1 wildly because he knows he doesn't have to try to aim
>>422618650couple months if he's gaming for an hour every single day
Ever since I switched from the pistol to mad milk my performance has gone way upNot because milk is better, but because I'm no longer tempted to do retarded shit like poke at sentries and snipers across the map
>>422618738i advise you don't play competitive
>>422618738you dont need to aim that well for any class apart from snipersounds like a skill issue to me
>skill isuewhy do zoomers say this?is it one of their tiktok trends?
>>422619124it means there is an issue with your level of skill in countering a soldier that only knows how to "spam m1 wildly"
>I airshot a soldier >:^)>a soldier airshots me >:^(
>>422615171there's nothing wrong with uwuing but owoing is a real problem
>>422618969>you dont need to aim that well for any classexcept soldier doesn't need to aim at all
>>422619892weird way to spell "pyro"
>>422619892let me guess you play sniper and have 2k hours in csgo
>Scout is so easy, you can just run away from any fight you're losing>Soldier is so easy, you can just click feet>Pyro is so easy, you just w+m1>Heavy is so easy, you just w+m1>Demoman is so easy, you just m1+m2 stickyspam>Demoknight is so easy, you just click m2 at people>Engineer is so easy, your sentry aims for you>Medic is so easy, the medigun needs no aim>Sniper is so easy, no one can shoot back>Spy is so easy, you just click on people's backs and abuse hitboxes
>>422620135how'd you know ??
>>422619989pyro needs very little aim, which is more than none>>422620135I have played csgo exactly once, many years ago
Demoknight is the easiest class in the game for one kill
>zoomer in vc acting like a queer>uber him into a sentry>abandon him>reeeee medic>oopsie poopsie!>disconnectCountless hours of entertainment in this game
>>422620661you're the queer for playing medicmanliest thing to do is randomly start a votekick and see what happens, if they try to call you out but you don't say anything he will look like a sperg
>>422619124phrases to call someone bad at the game has to constantly shape shift because people will eventually get immune to the old phrases (when was the last time you heard someone unironically call someone a gibus or f2p or noob or tell someone to git gud)
>>422615171America is diseased, rotten to the core
>>422621024trannies always queue with friends and the team was utter dogshit, meanwhile I spent just enough time to melee a spy, pop an uber and get a chuckle before leaving anyway
Id play demoman but:1) I hate the sticky launcher2) I hate people of niggerness
>>422621660do you think they queue with friends because they're oversocialized faggots or because they subconsciously know their blatant deviancy isnt wanted even in tf2
>>422622564Its for strength in numbers, it takes five of them to pin down an average intact male but only one to perform lifesaving gender correcting surgery with nothing but a pair of scissors, masking tape and a piece of rebar
entering the demoknight discord be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plkcTgnBb9w
>>422625291lookin goodI like the names
entering the engi main discord be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBDepGyfK0
>>422620661>healing annoying american>not telling the truth and calling him a cringelord and that you just trolled himFor shame
>>422617650>there's nothing you can do, there's no outplayOf course retard Soldier main would say something so retarded. When you play Soldier, you legitimately, earnestly have only a single matchup against every class. See a Scout? Click on his feet. See another Soldier? Click on his feet. Demoman? Heavy? Sniper? Click on feet.Generally, it's dumb to say that "Durrr!! X class is just click-on-person!!". Sniper gets accused of being a class where "you just click on heads" but that's not actually true.>Sniper vs. Spy: mark with Jarate>Sniper vs. Sniper: drop-shot, second-scope>Sniper vs. Heavy: aim below head to compensate for flinching>Sniper vs. Engineer: aim for extremities if they're standing behind their Sentry GunYou don't have ANY such variations for Soldier though. You click on feet. The only possible exception is against Pyros, where you can click in front of the Pyro's feet to reduce the time the rocket spends within airblast range, making it very hard for them to time the airblast. If you weren't a retard, you would find this out on your own. You don't have any excuses, you're just being outsmarted, outplayed, and outfoxed.
>>422630060duhhhh MONKEY PYRO MONKEY PYRO FUCK YOU MONKEY PYRO FUCK YOUU
>>422630060>it's this guy
Razorback is now sappable: marks the sapped user for death for 10 seconds and forces a slow for the duration of the sap (5 seconds).Darwin's Danger Shield gets the +25HP bonus back and gives the Tide Turner's damage resistance but with a new downside: wearer can not headshot while scoped.Thoughts?
>>422633317let the huntsman headshot with the danger shield equipped
>>422633528The Huntsman doesn't scope.
>>422633660i doesnt read
>anything goes wrong for cheater (you can tell they cheat because they have game or vac bans)>he toggles his cheats onman, you know, someone should've written down the mechanics of blood sacrifice so we can do it in the modern era because theres an awful lot of she/hers that need killing and tf2 would be a great place to put itI mean how much blood would need to be spilled to get a vac update
how long would you say tf2 has been a zombie game? I'm going to be fairly optimistic and say only 3 years
>>422636310Almost 5 years if you count Blue Moon. Valve stuck around from Jungle Inferno to Blue Moon, seeing how the sales of the pass were going, before giving up on the game entirely.
DDS keeps its current stats but gains the +25 hp bonus, without being able to gain overheal.
>its another episode of sniper main suffers a catastrophic schizo meltdown trying to decide between countering the spies or countering the scorch shots and ends up just leaving the server
>cloak and dagger next to a sniper>wait for him to taunt after killing a pyro>double tap him with amby just to put the fear in him that his razorback isnt going to do shit to save him>laugh hysterically while fucking his corpse and wait for him to toggle his cope software so that he can get kicked
>>422637550This didn't happen
>>422637615im sorry you have to project your inability to aim an amby at the head twice onto others
>>422637690>twiceyou just have to do it once, you can just shoot or butterknife him after that
I wish there were spy weapons that could disintegrate people like the phlog can
>having a good time in casual>get autobalanced>doesn't bother me much, i'll just defend now>a votekick gets called>someone calls the guy the vote is against a pedo>the vote passes>this exact same thing happens again>i say in public text chat that i miss blu, because red is being weird>same guy who called the kicked guys pedos asks what i mean by that>don't say anything>next round he kicks another guy calling him a pedo,>none of the people that have been kicked so far have done anything wrong>i decide i've had enough and call a vote against him>"bro, what did i do wrong?" >of course the vote fails>he calls a vote against me, calls me a pedo, and says he's gonna put me in his botnet>vote passes, and i get kicked>check his steam account>surely enough, several other people on that team were his steam friendswhat is wrong with people?
>>422644203using cheating as a personality substitute
>kick pedos from my team>one of the tranime predator pedos comes here to cry about it
>>422645129didn't read lol
sniper mains love to list off ways to counter and kill snipers, and then get extremely pissed off whenever anyone actually does them
i miss sprays
>>422644203(me)this interaction has actually been a net positive for me because i have gained considerably more happiness by looking through his steam profile than i have lost by getting wrongfully kicked from a tf2 match. the only two games he has all achievements in on steam are, i kid you not: "family guy: back to the multiverse" and "hentai girl fantasy". and some of his reviews are genuinely hilarious. a personal favorite of mine is his (positive mind you) review of lisa, which is as follows: "accurately shows the effects of becoming a blue pilled s oy cuck-tard". so if for whatever reason that faggot's reading this, thanks for giving me a hearty chuckle.
>>422645590I believe you.
>>422619124You get banned automatically these days for saying git gud, so they adapted
i could beat 6 trannies in a fight just by cutting off their hrt supply
i could beat 6 heavies in a fight just by cutting off their sandvich supply
i could beat 6 engineers in a fight just by cutting off their teammate supply
i could beat 6 pyros in a fight just by cutting off their airblast supply
i could beat off
well dont that beat all
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule boy
Quake, did somebody say?
Hey if you have an anime profile picture and just play sniper in 24/7 servers I seriously hope somebody sneaks a thick log of human shit into your next fast food order at Wendy’s or something. Respectfully.
I didn't need your help, you MEEEDIIIC!
I could beat 6 soldiers in a fight just by cutting off their floor supply
i could beat 6 snipers in a fight just by cutting off their Wendy's supply
There's this one cosmetic for the medic that is a little napkin that fits into his coat pocket. It's so small. You can paint it, too. It's barely noticeable. I don't think most people would notice it at all under normal screen resolutions. I've got a 1920 x 1080 display but plenty of people play on smaller resolutions so they have even less of a chance of seeing the napkin. At lower fov's you'd have a better view of it but I don't think anyone should be playing with a low fov just to see cosmetics in better detail. Ultimately the cosmetic ends up being just for you.
favourite tf2uber? you can't say zenith
bhopping is a crutch for the market gardener
I could easily beat a tranny 1v1 because 2 heads are better than one
>>422654301Shounic, sigsev and JaneI like when they look at all the jank and technical stuff about the game, you learn something new that can be useful while playing. Also they're straight to the point, no bullshit "What's up guys be sure to like and subscribe"
whats up guys be sure to reply and give me (you)sanyways here's a wall of text about why pyro is the best class
Reminder that the enforcer is meta in highlander; it's used to shoot wrangled sentries.
>There could be jewtubers in this thread right now
>>422655607>implying this is new info
>>422654760excellent list. i'll copy it and add sirky to it for me
>>422655371Ah, so it's like the direct hit of pistols.
>>422655371I wish they properly implemented the pierce stat so that it actually ignores ALL resistances. If it bypassed sentry armor I'd use it most of the time, would make for the ideal loadout for taking out sentries
>participation medal againi deserve a placement medal..
>>422504830advance a step further and time your second sticky in such a way that you dont take fall damage - put on ground and simply detonate right before youre about to hit the ground
every time someone kills me and taunts I smile knowing I was the one who experienced TF2's golden years so I'm better anyway
every time someone kills me and hits the thanks bind I sigh knowing that poor zoomers who can't even afford the most basic of taunts like a schadenfreude have taken over the game
>>422660223I just wanna give you a thumbs up in the Freezecam
im thanking the guy who helped me kill you but also I'm on a rampage and dont have time to die because if I die the enemy sniper will stop crying and pooping his pants and my team will lose instantlyits not personal
I only own one unusual just for the novelty of having one, and it's a burning flames for pyro because I couldn't think of anyone else it'd make any sense on
I don't say thanks after every kill, I use Cheers, Positive or Good Job depending on the class and Nice Shot if you couldn't hit me.
bind nice shot to mouse wheel click and spam it while in a gunfight, people love that shit
The strongest counter to an enemy sniper is switching teams, pocketing them with the Vaccinator on a non-bullet resistance, spamming "nice shot" every time they miss, and occasionally doing the schadenfreude after several consecutive missed shots
Why isn't the Director's Vison not used more often?>Free>An actual taunt and not those role-playing ones we keep getting>Made specifically for the freezecam>Perfect for landing airshot kills>Pyro even gets two unique animationsThe only downside is that it doesn't play any voicelines
>>422662134I love that taunt but you can't get it anymore
>>422662279It's not linked to the YouTube view achievements, it's a different one, you just have to mess around with replay and you'll get it
>>422662134>The only downside is that it doesn't play any voicelinesIt's truly the Scottish Resistance of taunts: a laundry list of upsides with a seemingly small but ultimately crippling downside.
>>422662134>The only downside is that it doesn't play any voicelinesCan actually be an upside since enemies won't hear that you taunted
>Taunt made to be used for the freezecam>It has such a long build-up even if I taunted immediately after getting the kill they wouldn't see the interesting partI wish more taunt makers would keep in mind the average time it takes for the freezecam to appear
>>422662975Is there any way to know if a taunt makes it in the freezecam? The strange part only counts if you pressed the button
>>422660223I just don't know the timing for hitting the taunt and by the time I think about training there's only time left for thanks
give me one good reason why heavy shouldn't have his secondary slot be split into seperate shotgun and lunchbox slots.
>>422663645Yeah sure and let's give scout a dedicated drink slot while we're at it in addition to carrying a pistoldumbass
does resetting router to change IP avoid a skial ban on a new account?
>>422663865Heavy isn't allowed to be good
>>422663865all this post tells me is that you can't think of a reason and are just equating what i said to somthing i did not say.
>>422664508I don't think it would be horrible but I do think it would be wholly unnecessaryHeavy doesn't need both items at once.
Now that I think about it, the pomson would be perfectly usable if it just had the projectile speed of the manmelter or somethingIt wouldn't be great, but it would at least be consistent, which is more than I can say about it now
>>422538635wait so the scripts are to make up for ur adhd? what kinda fucking scripts do you have
>>422538635>scriptsso you're a cheater
no matter how many leaks TF2 has, we'll never get the full music from Meet the Sniper, and that's sad
Played some TF2YeahToday was a good day
>>422676812Valve remixed it slightly, it's obviously based on that theme yeah but they're not the sameIt's admittedly an extreme nitpick, but I prefer Valve's version.
Is there a mod/way to add Magnum Force and Do you believe in magic to the songs that can play when starting up TF2?
>>422559715i wonder where OP got the emoji from
>>422677453It's cuneiformWhy unicode has cuneiform signs in it I don't know
MVMbros... Do you guys just sell fabricators and other stuff you don't want on the steam market or do u trade it for metal? 2nd option seems tedious
2015 to present day leaks when? I wanna see what they were working on behind the scenes for Gun Mettle, Tough Break, MYM and JI
>>422677765whenever a valve dev feels like getting fired or he's already fired
I can't imagine actually playing MvMany rewards dropped by the mode are going to cost less to just buy versus spending money on tickets to gamble for iteven the golden pan is statistically cheaper to outright purchase for cash instead of grinding for oneand to top it all off the mode isn't even fun AND is infested with a bot/cheater issue that I'd argue is worse than the one in casual
Is there a mod that replaces the default victory/defeat sounds with the old ones?
>>422677937feel good chemical released by my brain for 3 seconds when I get a nice professional killstreak kit
>>422677937MvM is fun if>You're playing with 5 other buddies you know>You're playing Boot Camp and enjoying the game mode rather than milking it for a slot machine spin at the end
>>422677656most fabricators/robo parts are below 2 ref, not even worth selling anywhere, only keep the expensive fabricators
>>422678235Should I craft them into a kit before selling or sell fabricators, I have a couple nice ones, but I'm considering selling stuff to buy more tickets
>>4226781965 other buddies...5 Steam friends......Sigh.....
>>422678418only if it is for a stock weapon (medi gun, rocket launcher, sniper rifle, scattergun) with desired combo (mainly fire horns + team shine or fire horns + anything else) , you wont find any buyers outside that just bots with low prices
>>422678740Thanks a lot ! :D I hear tornado effect is also desired these days?
>>422678958i see tornado is second most desired effect, only below fire horns in price
>12 dollarsyou guys remember when new cosmetics would be added to the drop system and the craft system and to the mann co. store
I don't understand F2P puristsOn the one hand, I can understand not wanting to put money into the game, but it's not a badge of honor or anythingWhat do they get out of it?
>>422685170Lack of a gambling addiction
>>422685170I respect them since they show constraint and don't fall down the rabbit hole where they want to buy hundreds of hats, weapon, skins, stranges, etc.Still, 5$ (minimum amount you can add to your Steam Wallet) is all you need to get premium, every weapon and a good chunk of cosmetics
>>422663645because heavy already rapes pubs and he doesn't need a buff right now
>>422685509>minimum amount you can add to your Steam Walletwhat? You can add less. I remember adding cents to my account just for lulz
>>422686241And when's the last time you tried that? Go try it now.
>>422686409>And when's the last time you tried that?in February of this year
I thought you could only add 3 dollars minimum to ur steam wallet unless you wanted to buy specific games or ingame items that cost less (which would give u the option to add needed)I thought adding custom amounts of money to steam was a thing of the past with some browser tricks
>>422688895idk about directly buying a item/videogame but the mininum you can add on its own is 5 bucks you can still add custom amount, there is probably some funny inspect elementing way you can do but the augmented steam browser plugin adds that option (I would recommend getting augmented steam anyway because the features it adds are quite useful)
>>422685170they're gigachads who make traders seethe impotently while screeching poorfag at them
>>422689596>>422688895>be me, a russian>open my bank's website after 24.02.22 I have to use qiwi in a browser>select "services">select "steam">input any number I wantis this not possible in EU/US?
>>422690818NoThough ruskis usually gets special treatment when it comes to videogame funny money because their currency sucksPlenty of games give massive discounts for rubles even setting aside localized pricing
>>422685170When you see one in-game, ask themOh wait
>>422691204>is this not possible in EU/US?>No"No, this is not possible" or "no, this is actually possible"?
>>422691409Ah, my mistakeNo, it is not possible in the EU/US.At least, not unless that inspect element trick the other anon was talking about works.
>>422690818How have you not been drafted?
>>422691880too autistic for russian army
>>422692337autists shall inherit the earth
>>422692337Stay safe Russian bro. Russia seems like it's in for a world of change in the next decade
>"muh skill">"muh gameplay!">"da tradejews!">"da goyslop!">"da gambling addics!"did I miss anything?
>>422693168Ah, but did you see a red spy on your way in here?No?Then we still have a problem.
>>422693653and a knife
Do you have a "main"? And if so, which class?The bulk of my hours are in Engineer and Medic, but I don't know if I'd really call either my main. I'd probably main Scout if he had better ways of dealing with sentries.
imagine how boring and sterilized tf2 would be if everyone's complaints about every class was listened topeople who want to shit their brains out their eyes over realizing they aren't good enough to work around soft counters need to shut the fuck up and go play in quake fortress where everything is on an even level and they can especially see clear as day how much they need to suck it up and git gud
>>422695298Yesterday's TF2 thread on /v/ was fucking ass, people literally complaining about Soldier and Demo being able to destroy sentries, among other shit takes
>>422694153maining classes in tf2 is retarded af
>>422694153i actually don't, but if we were to talk about 'comfort classes' then it would be soldier and scout based on playtime
Medic is just Pyro. W+M1. Engineer is like pyro too just retard build. If you play those 3 classes you are likely an paedophilic
two more weeks
>>422694153I usually pick whatever class is lacking or not too abundant.If the team is pretty balanced out, then whatever I feel like, it depends on game mode, map, and mood
>>422696874Killing people with the syringe gun requires more skill than pyro players will ever have
>>422696874medic is actually the most genius class in tf2 because his life is the only one with inherent value
all classes are variations of pyro
*hides soldier hours*pyro takes no skill
I've been doing awful recently. I've played like 30 rounds in the past few days and lost like 26 of them.
>playing vax medic to fuck with enemy snipers>see a crocket heading towards the heavy I'm healing, give him an uber charge>his single braincell kicks into gear>he thinks he's invincible, runs into the open away from me>give him one more charge hoping he'll back up because following him more is suicide>he doesn't back up>sniper blows his head off the millisecond the uber runs outEvery time man
>>422697732blame your team and move on
>>422697732Round win/loss doesn't matter. Personal performance matters.
>>422697986>t. sits back dealing chip damage and doesn't push the cart because "muh k/d ratio"
>>422697986I used to think the same until I started losing round after round after round. You'd be surprised how demotivational it gets.
>>422698270Not my job, I'm busy sitting behind the sniper while cloaked and spamming "nice shot" when he misses
New TF2 comic just dropped
>>422698751god i wish that were me
>>422698751not canon, because tele doesn't mix shit
>>422700130she teleported inside it and because the balloonicorn is empty and rubber it just expanded around hersame thing happens to enemies but they're not empty inside so when they expand to make room for your molecules they just explode
>>422701098balloonicorn is small, therefore only Pauling's legs should be covered in rubber
telefrags don't gib but they shouldhonestly I wish TF2 used gldsrc/quake rules for gibbing instead of making it explosive exclusiverandom crits would be so much more satisfying if your victim fucking exploded from the overkillmake it a server optiontf_legacy_gibs 0/1
>pro spy main in my game with god-tier movement>still gets no kills because spy is a bad class
>>422655607Fish and zesty are known to browse tf2g on a frequent basis. There is no "could be" here, they're in this thread.
>>422702602>Fish and zestyyou forgot p-bean
>>422702761I forgot because I don't care.
*instantly kills u while peeking around a corner and peeking behind a prop and from across the map where i am in total all of 2 pixels on your screen*pssh, just respect the sightlines kiddo
>>422702602Fish's content would be better if he stopped trying to be funny or clever. He's the kind of guy who thinks he's smarter than he is but plays it off by trying to be "ironic" about it. He desperately apes Ross Scott's delivery at times and he's close to having good videos if he just dropped the act.
>>422701942avatarfagging is against the rules, faggot
>>422702524spy's quality of life is utter dogshitthey need to empower him somehowall other classes are strong as is
>>422703326tell that to the harrisonfag and his off-topic ritualfagging
>>422703656rare endangered heavy main
>>422701942>backstab full health heavy>he explodes
>>422701393It's very stretchy
I got hackusations todayon Medic
>>422704883were you cheating
>>422704990No, I only cheat on Scout.
>>422700130I thought teleporter stuff did mix, that's why there's bird heads
>>422705280thats just medic being a psycho and working with merasmus
>>422700130>Go through tele exit, no bread>Exit tele exit, breadExplain
>>422704737you don't get itpic rel
>>422705478Fuck I love cinnamon bread
>>422705478I won't be surprised if engie's tele system is still overflowed with Soldier's bread
>>422704691as it should be
>>422705478*meant go through tele entrance
Sniper is the best class because he has a kangaroo wife.
in euro servers there's a guy with this pfp that plays syringegun medic with aimhackhis profile says he's a niger, nigeria resident
>>422706010its this guyhe shared a video here a while agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnggzfxvb9c
>>422706505why.. why would he post this? You can literally see the silent aim kicking in with syringes spawning at the edge of the screen, what the fuck
>>422706505>unmodified cinnamon mint let me guess, he uses it as a secondary OS (either in the VM or by using dualboot) just to run cheats under root?
>>422706675breakcore fags are obsessed with their retarded aesthetic
>>422707209I don't see why he'd need to. You only really need dual-booting for games with kernel anticheat, and TF2 barely has anticheat in the first place. He's probably just autistic.
>>422702602fish made it clear in like 2021 through a discord message that he left this shithole
>>422706010>his profile says he's a niger, nigeria resident>>422706505this guy's profile says he's a resident of the UK, so not the same guy?
>>422707393key word is "unmodified". No sane man would use default theme (which is green).
>>422706505+1 european cheater
>>422707453he posted his face with timestamp in 2022
>>422707634>No sane man would use default themesee >>422707254
>>422706505This guy's channel is a bit depressing given how many comments are praising his skill and you can literally see the cheats in real time from his own perspectiveDo people not have eyes, or do they just not know what silent aim looks like?
>>422708335its not like its a big channelno one who cares is going to call it outif anything that's a good sign that most people can tell its bullshit if it isn't gaining much traction
>>422708335>11k hours on the gamewhy even cheat with that much experience?
>>422708335But they're replays, aren't they? Don't those fuck with gameplay a bit?
>On swiftwater>Notice demoman sticky-jumping to us>Get idea to go into sniper area>Fire flare onto the left-side blu exit>Make him undershoot/miss afew times>By the time he dose nail it he comes sailing to me>Just airblast away and burn as he falls to the ground>Its like this the whole round on first pointI kind of feel bad but at some point you got to learn to change it up alittle.
>treating voice chat like a let's play and narrating every little thing>scout took 70 dispenser took 2 callouts in a 12v12 pub>guy with his mic volume set to the maximum and guy with his mic volume set to the minimum both talking>mic that would have been considered garbage quality 20 years ago>epic freaking swag funny wacky voice>awesome funny time soundboard vine boom bruh sound among us sound vine boom vine boom guy shouting "among us">worst tf2 impression you have ever heard>low quality background mic hum sound with no talking for multiple seconds>family shouting in background
>>422709907I don't know.All I know is I've seen people cheating and it looks like that.
>dispenser took 2only europeans complain about this
>>422710386you missed>slavs/turks arguing over something>underaged kid trying to sound mature>some troon making a bad female voice
>>422711490>>some troon making a bad female voiceone of the weirder games i played was the opposite of this, there was a sniper main with his lime loadout as his steam avatar (and i think iron crosses in his name?) bitching on voice chat with a terrible deep voice mod.
I'm european and I never complain about people using voice chat, if anything I want more spergs to laugh at
>delete mastercomfig and use default settings>fps jumps from 80 to 210man
i have disabled voice chat
DISPENSER IS WEAKALL IN PUSH PUSH PUUUUSH
>>422712938But the interp default settings are bad.
I cast "summon sapper"
how do i disable voice chat
>>422714336in response I switch to pyro, killing myself and deleting all active sappers
>>422703490They would have to rehaul the game's entire dogshit melee hitreg and netcode in general to make Spy comfortable to play and fight against, and that's never happening.
>>422714336I cast "shotgun"
>>422715223>melee hitreg is why spy is badWhat are you smoking, melee hitreg being a busted piece of shit is exactly what enables spy to trickstab and pull other kinds of fuckeryIt's the strongest part of the class
>>422715653I cast "Bullshit" and hit for 102 damage
Does the healing from the pretty boy pocket pistol cleanse the bleeding from the boston basher, or does that exclusively work with medpacks
>>422715808you're way more likely to get a failstab than a facestabthe strongest part of the class is his stealth, without that he's just a worse demoknight
>>422716695Ok, point taken about stealth being more important, but I still maintain my stance on melee hitreg being more beneficial than notI do agree he could use some help though, his disguise mechanics are really not great
Spy should be the one class that's allowed to properly bhop
What if spy had a smoke bomb as an alternative to his watches?Would it be possible to balance?
>>422717665If he was only invisible in the range of the smoke bomb it would be balanced but also kind of shitty depending on the range
>>422717653>>422717653>>422717653Z + 4
>>422717269And fly around backstabbing people? No.
>>422717269TF2C custom weapons servers have exactly that and it's brokenalso try mannpower agility spy
>>422717269spy and speed go together like peanut butter and anaphylactic shockspies should only be able to climb ledges using a grappling hook if they're getting some kind of mobility
spy simply needs more options
>>422692337how can you be too autistic for the russian armythey let sub 80 iq retards fight in vietnamim sure the draft requirements in russia now are more lax than nam lol