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Thanquol soon, friends!
Be a good person
>>416032632THAT would incur my wrath...
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! >:(
>>416034046I am known as the guy with 6500 hp and great melee statsGive me a hp +20% and a Rune of Spite and I can probably solo half an early game stackThat is who I goddamn am
>>416034276don't lewd Naestra
>>415989630Welves should be in Extremely Dangerous.>>415959848holy shit, this is big. I want this for TW:W
hyenas feasting on twg carcass...
Pls my lord just a yeenacoin...
>be a lv1 generic lord on foot>survive against lv 50 skarbrand for most of the battle because you get knocked down and take no damageFoot lords need rebalancing
>>416037546Pretty sure Skarbrand deals damage before knockback hits, thats why he usually rapes other lords.
>>416036756And they never moved again
>>416037731He can't damage lords in knockdown animations and his weight means he will knock them down when he touches them.
Cao Cao looking a bit strange
>>416038067>playing anyone but the ojousama Yuan Shao
ZHUGE GANG making a kongming lore for cathaygive me an idea on how to make this cooler and some other abilities ideasso far got killing with words, empty fort and replenish ammo
>>416038067gently kissing rena-chan's perky little renas...
>>416032442A true knight of Brettonia would never be tempted by elvish whores and witches.
>>416037096didn't read lol
>>416039254Zhongda pls leave
>>416039254hehit seems Kongming's superiority has led to yet another controversy
>>416039254gonna add one for sima and zhou yu dw
Could Lu Bu defeat Tyrion?Diao Chan and Alarielle can be cheerleaders
>>416039605some men just want to chitty chitty bang bang
>>416039697>the guy that got cucked by Cao Cao vs the guy that got cucked by Malekithtough choice, but I'm going with Lu Bu because elves are fucking gay
LL for this feel?
>>416039197They literally worship an elven whore.
>>416032442Is there a tracker that tells you how many battles you autoresolved and how many you did manually?What would you say your ratio is /twg/ ?
>>416041702They were deceived by Elvish trickery.
>>416041818i'm going to play an elvish trick on your mouthhere close your eyes and put this sausage inside it
>>416041683>lust provoking image>irrelevant time wasting questionTyrion, son of Anerion
>>416042116eat shit and die elgi
>>416041818Yes, they are just a bunch of simping retards.
>>416042204Oh I won't be dying for another 900 years. Have fun dying of dysentery at age 34, round-ear.
>>416041702>going through all that effort just to repeat a previous joke BB the one trick poney
>>416042163>sonThat'd be MalekithTyrion is a grandchild I think.
Any of you niggers use SFO? I played a Kislev campaign with it and had mixed feelings about its changes. Waiting for Friday when it comes out of beta before I make any decisions
>>416043372SFO campaign changes are usually really good, and the battle changes are usually really bad
>>416043471Was wondering if I was missing something to think that the battles didn't feel right.
>>416041683>>416042630The lesson here is that literal demons are less evil than e*ves
>>416043670It's because when balancing stats, everything ends in either a 5 or a 0. Go have a look at any unit and you'll see Venris' autism at work
Today, I'm going to cheat in Total War: Warhammer III!
>>416047261You better don't do that.
>>416042630I love the lawful good one
>>416047261Very cool rat
>>416047261You sick fucking bastard
>>416041730There is a statistics tab during campaign that tracks that info for your campaign. I would say 80% of fights are auto's. Click to win is too tempting. I recommend the mod that disables autoresolve unless the balance of power is so skewed the battle isnt worth fighting.
>>416048479He used to be funNow he draws for money, and it's all weird boring shit.
>>416042630>joke?It clearly went over your head. The point is to draw coom. He even drew a coomer.
what's this skaven reaching for?
If you don't fight the first battle of a campaign, you are likely lacking a soul.
>>416050140a noose to neck xerself
>>416041730Used to auto way more before getting an SSD.Nowadays I mostly play manually, since I enjoy seeing all my little soldiers marching around the map.That being said, >>416049829 makes a good point concerning mods.
>>416041683for the coomer i think Daniel would've been in his old life
the empire's units fucking sucks
>>416051165>recommended for first time playersabsolutely howling
>>416051165they are meant to
>>416050042sometimes he still draws decent shit, like his mileena comicbut yeah it's mostly boring requests now
>>416051359The Empire is for first timers because it teaches you how to play "correctly" before you start spamming single entities and turn off your brain with every other faction.
>>416051165Crossbows are goodHandgunners are goodMortars are goodEmpire Knights are goodHalberdiers are decentThe Empire isn't particularly strong in battle but they do make a lot of money.If you are having trouble then don't feel too prideful to bring a second army. I never fight Drycha without two stacks.
>>416051165of course, it is to be expected from those honourless churls
>>416049829I auto some siges (becasue of map repetion and some camcer stuff like rebuilding towers) and some battles when im tired or just dont want to play the same map again.Today ive had 3, couple second frezes during large (4 armies) battle towards the end, I was sure that it will end up in ctd, but after the last freze which took like 12sec ive managed to rout them, end battle and quit the game. Most nervous ive got playing total war in last 5 years, got some medicore vamp stack caught in forced march and garrison vs mostly cav luen and second stack of trash with 3 paladins and mage, i would be mad if i would need to play it again. Anyone expirienced frezes like this? I could rotate/zoom camera, the units just froze and i was afarid to click on anything.
>need one more settlement to get the short campaign>faggot won't make a military alliance>can't declare war because he has defensive alliances with everyoneKusoge
>>416053841If you just want to finish campaign just dow him l, take settlement and finish the game you autist
>>416053841>kusogeI've never heard anyone outside the FGC say this.
>>416050140A human male
>>416039462>>416039126so? any ideas?i already have a million campaign effects on him just need some battle abilities
>>416052646>Anyone expirienced frezes like this? I could rotate/zoom camera, the units just froze and i was afarid to click on anything.It was a very common issue during sieges when IE released. CA solved it by telling us not to play siege battles.>>416053841>Joins war against your target.As an American I have the God given right to bomb people without declaring war and invoking military pacts.
>>416039759>>416039462what anime?is it good?
>>416041818It is better they serve an elf than a son of whores and tumorous burgomeisters like the Empire.
>>416054916>activate rite "They have WMDs! Maybe!">get war without penalties to relations>+25% income from ports>-10% upkeep factionwide
Which one is the best option for a young and fertile Bretonnian squire?
>>416055127Ya Boy KongmingIt's a fun little reverse isekai
>>416056795Why is this a question?
>>416056795>stinky pussy forest creature>actual domestic abuser>based and cuteWhy is this a question?
>>416056795only one is even looking at us
So is TW3 dead? Seems like they dropped it like a hot potato after the first DLC was released.
>>416032442What is the best slannesh magic to use?
>>416057682as a doornailit is ogre now what do you think of young squires dating busty wood elf women
>>416057682We're just waiting for the "future of TWW3" post now, yeah.
>>416057682Its probably not dropped entirely. CA probably figured out the ratio of minimum effort for maximum profit. Most likely scenario is they are paying a janitor to make a dlc once a year in his spare time for yuge return on investment.
>>416056795>raider cunts who want to enslave you >self-righteous cunts who think you're a monkey squatting on the ruins of their cities >forestschizo neighbours who swing between wanting to fuck you and wanting to kill younone of them are good but a wood elf in a good mood is the best option
>>416058276>So, James, do you know how to code?>Aye, aye lassie, I was a radio operator for the home army>Congrats, James, you are in charge of the DLC>Ah, I'll be training cadets? Aye, can do that lassie
>>416058039>CA announces the cancellation of TWW3, Thrones of Britannia 2, and a line of NFTs in the same post.
>>416059103NFTs are so dead I can totally see CA jumping headfirst into them.
>>416056795Dark elf torture mommy putting the Bret squire in his place, then softening up later
>>416051456I liked his darktide comic desu.
>>416056795I dont know, but i know the best option for empire man
>>416059840It is on /twg/
>>416056795post that webm
>>416056795Neither. Squire should stop hanging out with elf thots and find a loving hyena beaswoman gf. #jointhepack
>>416059953Miscegenation is not a thing in Warhammer, fuck off coomer
>>416060348>he doesn't know
>>416059724A Norscan redeemed Valkia x squire drawing would have been kino.
>>416060348>Miscegenation is not a thing in Warhammer
>>416056795This after the Dreadfu is done with him
>>416059953>the famous Grail Knight Marcus de Mandelot>empire mancope, he's as Bretonnian as them comehttps://youtu.be/x7EUxhQiqKc
>>416061273How much elf bathwater did he need to activate his 5% Bretonnian genes?
TIme to bring the teachings of the Buddha back to Mother Hellas.
I finished my markus campaign in TW2Fuck it's difficult at first.The hostility mechanic is kind of too much considering it means you have to keep an army on stand by pretty much at all times and the counterbalanceof imperial supplies is too little imo. Especially when you start with 100% of lizardmen ready to slaughter youElves truly are men's best friends.
>>416062225Careful anon, they have the Tzeentchian dommy mommy hiding in the temple.
>>416061828Multiple bathtubs full. It wouldn't have been any issue if Kerillian ever bathed, but it was all worth it to unlock his inner Grail Knight.
>>416041730>What would you say your ratio is /twg/ ?depends on how far into the campaign I am. Early game I fight most battles since the autoresolve likes to give low tier units lots of casualties or straight up tell you you'll lose, but lategame I fight only a few to break up the monotony of the lategame since a stack of tier 4/5 units is almost always a decisive victory.
I've just about had it with CA and /twg/Might try warhammer modded CK or dominions instead.
>>416048479>Hate porn jokes>In a thread colonized by sexual deviants who are all one trick ponies
Ah...argh I just finished *sniff* playing Hyenas alpha test.*cries*It's so beautiful. It warms my little zoom zoom heart, which beats to consoom.I will pre-order two copies of this along with Thrones of Britannia two.TCA is truly the greatest force for good in the world, they love me and want me to be happy.
>Still no Savage Ork Warboss
>>416063271>zoom zoomthe infamous consoomer in the pic is 25+ year old millennial
>>416056795Is that even a question?The Drukh-Druchii of course!The other two savages are not fit for him.>grabs whip>chugs witchbrewSQUIRE DAILY BEATING TIME!WRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>416060348Bjorni Bjornison the Slayer from the Gotrek and Felix novels canonically slayed human and elf pussy
>>416063271>Posts a 37 year old manYou're such a retarded newfag who don't even know the meme words you use.
>>416063564>>416063804He is a spiritual zoom
>>416061828>Kerillian was bathing nude in a small forest lake>Markus Kruber was following her around because Saltzpyre was suspicious of the knife ear and ordered him to>when he sees Kerillian's perky elven breasts in their full glory he damn near has a heart attack>lumberfoot trips and falls into the lake>since the entire lake his now technically Elven bathwater his 14,5% Bretonnian genes get supercharged and take over>Markus de Mandelot rises from his baptism by Kerillian bathwater and apologises for his previous unchivalrous behaviour, Vows to never offend her Asrai sensibilities ever againthat's the lore I swear it is
>>416063892More like zoomers are spiritual millennials
>avatar or signature use
>>416063564>>416063804Everytime that erik butts is called a Hyenas zoomer and that image is posted zoom zooms always start to seethe.
>>416064197>t. 25 year old "not zoomer"
>>416064197It's just like calling a furry a ratfag makes ratfags seethe too!
>>416064197Anon, everyone in this general is 30+ boomers. Including myself. Both the franchise and the IPs are old.
>>416059840Non .https://textbin.xyz/?4d6da5eba4e2e57e#39T2rXuaDhzT2PXthLxSoQxv2T8YbNUiwUm9LdxX1NBxbut this one is
>>416056795the squire will single handedly be responsible for making half elf babies be the Phoenix court's new fashion
>>416032442What type of cav I can send then leave it?Or do I have to use cav as hammer and anvil on all cav in total war games?
>>416065302Questing Knights or Grail Guardians as AnvilsKnights of the Realm or Grail Knights as Hammers
>>416065302Cold one dread knights because you won't have a choice when they rampage
>>416064547>tfw on your way to 40LL for this feel?
>early game Bretonnian recruitment options are limited so the AI usually raises stacks of peasants>Orion campaign, I team up with the Fay to bash Grom, Morghur and Ikit>she wins a lot of battles with few casualties>by turn 30 her stack is half peasant spearmen (no shields) and half peasant archers, all with full gold chevronsBased?Also Bretonnian AI absolutely cannot handle their economy building systems. It will build farms without mills and stay stuck at T1.
>>416065872>>416065640So Shock cav/ Heavy cav u always leave them?And for light cav you do hammer and anvil?
What the hell is going on with leadership, have they changed anything? At this point most units will only run when they're down to like 300 HPs total, at this point why not just make everyone unbreakable? I'm fighting a battle against Norsca and I just had a Fimir wizard rout and come back at least 4 times and almost murdering my patriarch (who btw, only survived because HIS leadership broke).I'm playing on normal btw and this happens with any race, even fucking skaven will fight down to the last 10-20 rats in a unit.
>>416066782It's as if the leadership counts for the whole army instead of separate units, because as you can see the trolls, which are supposed to be the actual danger in his army were pretty full yet (another weird thing because I routed those fucking cunts multiple times and one of them didn't even lose a single unit?)
>>416066116shock cav is better for cycle charging, heavy sword cav can stay in combat and grind it out better
>>416067342Total war hyenas when?
>>416066040>posting on 4channel above 25the fuck???
>>416067192Attack rate is another thing to consider. Swords should on average attack 2x faster than spears, ergo if the rule holds true then sword cav should be pushing around twice the sustained dps, giving them much more benefit from residual charge bonus. Twwh isn't like the old games where crossbows take 45s to reload, everything is so flat and streamlined.
>>416066116Lets be clearWith any kind of cav, you always want to be charging the flanks while another unit (ideally infantry) engages them frontally. You never want to just send cavalry headlong into prepared and unengaged enemies.Lighter cavalry don't want to stay in combat long against anything. Use them to intercept enemy fast-movers to buy time for your stronger units to join the fight, pursue routing units, run down and engage ranged units that are weak in melee or deliver the coup de grace on engaged enemies that are on the verge of breaking. Never leave them to solo enemies or send them into endurance fights.Shock cavalry are specialized for delivering maximum damage from their charge. Charge Bonus lasts about 12 seconds after their charge hits top speed, which tends to mean about 10 seconds of combat time at peak ability. You want them to charge the rear/flanks of units, deliver the full value of their charge bonus, then disengage and reform at a safe distance to deliver another charge. Shock cavalry can often shatter weaker units in a single charge, and always deal cost-effective damage through the duration of their charge bonus as long as they aren't diving headfirst into a braced enemy. Once their charge bonus wears off, they suck. Shock cavalry need to be babysat to get the most out of them, they are micro-intensive units.Heavy cavalry are made to charge in and stay in. They're good at grinding out endurance fights and can be left engaged once they find their target. The only caveats to using them effectively is the same as all cavalry: don't charge the enemy's front; don't leave them to solo unengaged enemies--have something pin the target frontally before cavalry join the fight; don't send them after enemies with anti-large bonuses.
More factions should use the herdstone/bloodgrounds occupation dynamicfor example, (to use a faction with no strings currently attached) chaos dwarfs outside of the darklands could choose to occupy a settlement as a t5 tower/fortress, and then all of the bordering regions would be unlocked for occupation at t1-3kind of like WoC's dark fortresses but arbitrary placement insteadI just really like the idea of letting the player make advantageous positions on the campaign map instead of being limited by the province system. Ogre camps were a start but fell flat on their stomachIt'd also work for something like Vampire Counts or Bretonnia (if not for the ties to the past of the setting), one big castle with smaller settlements around itIt would make migrations better too because you could find the best place to park yourself
>>416066040kostaltyn if you're based
>>416066782>route and come back at least 4 timesImpossible. Terror routs don't count, you may have been seeing that instead, if not for the fact I'm pretty sure fimir cause fearIt's probably cheats related.
fuggg, where the fuck is Tyrion, Alith, Eltharion and others. Cothique waifu seems to be the only one left
>>416063271>TCAYou are the only one who calls CA this
>>416068831>Random dark elves are number 1 powerso this is the power of cheats...
>>416068831Ya did good Tully, ya did good...
>>416057682>dead?you tell me
>hot fix: the size of the pixel of shame is now proportional to the number of active mods.
>>416068831based madlad went full Khaine on the asurlets
>>416068831>Mixu's LLsYou asked for this
>>416068941So? I'm not wasting my prime reading the gayass lingo u nerds have. I'm just here for the furry big titty pics
>>416069203Why did even CA troll cheaters like that? Its the first game i heard of that does this and its hilarious
>>416063845Be sincere anon, how many times have you fapped to that hyena
>>416069405Same but buff furry dudes instead
>>416069508Because the average workshop kiddie who never manually had to mod games are an exceedingly stupid bunch who will spam CA bug reports with their 100+modlists active. Or they spam modders for actual CA bugs.
>>416069508To quickly filter out "bug reports" that aren't vanillathey said they were going to change it but didn't
>>416066110Bretonnia AI has always been hilariously incompetent. They always got wiped out the moment someone sneezed on them. Instead of fixing the AI building chains/recruitment priorities CA just gives all their settlements walls for free. Kemmler in wh2 kept wiping Bretonnia so they deleted his AI. Fay Enchantress is almost guaranteed to get BEASTED before turn 20.
>>416069356>You asked for thisI know and I wanted things like thisBut I believe Unnatural Selection randomization is mostly responsible here and not Mixu LL's, additional heroes, units, buildings, landmarks and stuff like this.
Did they make it so khorne can't get reinforcements on the first unholy manifestation?
>>416068539Ogre camps just need the ability to move. Thats all it would take to make them fun. Land black arks. Lower movement than a regular army of course. That way you have a real migratory faction of ogres who move into an area and eat everything before moving on.
>>416070786Reminder that they literally had this system in place and working in Attila and just somehow forgot how to do it for WH.Hordes move like normal armies but can encamp, consuming 50% of their total movement for the turn. While encamped they can build structures, recruit units and get the full income benefit from their buildings, but can't move.
>>416071228I think CA just genuinely hates horde factions and doesn't want to include them in their games.
>>416059953Why do Elf girls keep choosing Human men?
>>416071228But that's exactly how Vampire Coast works, except they can encamp at any time and don't have building income despite having the field for it (which always reads zero, unless you raid I guess)
Is there a way to tell stupid nividia to stop changing video settings? My unit size always changes from large to small
>>416071596Get more RAM.
>>416071596nvidia doesn't change stuff like that as far as I know and the settings that automatically get downgraded for performance tend not to be unit size in my experiencemake sure that your game is able to properly save settings/ini stuff and that you close the game instead of having it crash or something which would reset everything you changed
>>416054916I got it during normal battle tho, hope it wont appear again, i have like 150h, 4 ctd, one instance when my character couldnt move during battle, couldnt select ai army and said freezes one time, niceone for 1y game.
>>416071596Nvidia Geforce general settingsDisable game optimizationI'm on a 3080 but sometimes Nvidia just chooses silly settings even for that
>>416066116Always cycle charge both when possible, impact damage is important
>>416064408Those ugly slags passing a young innocent Bretonnian around...so unchivalrous.
>>416071470>Dwarves are still mad over "the beard" >Lizardmen don't care>Ogres only care about food >Greenskins don't have cocks >Beastmen are too retarded>Vampires remind them too much of themselvesHuman men are their only viable option.
>>416072874what aboutwomb kings
>>416072874>Greenskins don't have cocks GREENEDbros we need to shut this guy up ASAP
>>416068778Again, these two hound unit with a bunch of kills had been routed two or three times but somehow came back and fucked up those kossar and horsemen units.I just quit the game and am going through cheat list and I have no idea what could be causing this, I'm only using RoR and new character mods.
>>416066116I use questing knights as reponse, you can use grail guardians as other brets (anvil). Generaly if you dont want to have micro intensive hammer pick sword and board cav in the place of shock cav, but as bret you should have some shock cav anyway, you simply miss out if ypu dont have any. Also hipogryph knights are best hammer, they are just very pricy.
>>416072874>Dwarves are still mad over "the beard"More like Elflets still mad over "the crown".You ain't ever getting it back either.
>>416072874>>Vampires remind them too much of themselvesNo, elfs think the prospect of using dark magic to extend a lifespan is silly because they're unconcerned with mortality in general and dark elfs in particular have an annoyance with Nagash.Vampires and undead in general are also exceptionally racist, even by Warhammer standardsanyway it'd be nice if you would all take this discussion absolutely anywhere else because it has nothing to do with the Total War series of videogames
>>416038067i didn't think anybody was still alive who remembered ikki tousen
>>416073642>it has nothing to do with the Total War series of videogamesNeither does furfaggotry, shitty fanfics, and the abortion that is CA's FPS yet here we are. Also Genshin impact is the superior Gacha model by the way.
>>416074312wait a second never mind, ikki tousen had them wearing school uniforms and stuff instead of fantasy clothes
>>416074382none of those things are worth mentioning eitherchimpact tourists are a small but present negative impact ever since cathay was revealed, I might add
>>416038067No school like the old school
>>416071470>HumanI think it's more of a uniquely Bretonnian thing, they're the only humans who worship an Elf goddess
With the Gate broken, the Macedonians prrepare themselves to repel whatever the enemy throws at them.
>>416075524>elf goddessIsha & Rhya are exact mirrors of each other. Rhya is even called Ishea outside of the Empire (that is, Tilea et al)Also Kurnous-Taal & Khaine but those aren't goddesses.The deity isn't an actual elf either, and random knights with a chivalric code have zero connection to random elf womenYou'd be more likely to hit your mark if you mentioned the male child sacrifice the fay oversees
>>416076762The Lady is literally the elf goddess Lileath posing as a human goddess.
>>416059724>>416064770Is she packing something down there?
>>416077383That has nothing to do with my post, which detailed the fact that more populations of humans worship an elf goddess than just the bretonnians, regardless of the lady being ladrielle/lileath or not
>>416045361I'd probably do the same thing. Numbers like 41 or 63 are cursed. Even numbers or bust.
Why is Slaanesh so fucking broken?I think I could do a legendary campaign
>>416077648Except for the Lady, none of the human gods were ever confirmed to be the same as elven gods.There's implications that they might be the same, but that's as far as it gets.So, no, except for bretonnians, humans don't worship elven gods.
>>416077924Because giving an armor piercing physical resistance faction the alleged downside of being flimsy in prolonged melee while also making their charge bonus busted to fuck is the opposite of balance, seeing as most mid level melees are decided on the chargeand then if that weren't enough they also have chosen with mortis engine support and summons, the lore of shadows, and very powerful campaign map mechanics including vassals which are getting more and more useful
>Ulthuan fucked over by Delves, Nkari and Vampirates>Delves launching invasion on Bretonnia>4 turns until Vampirate invasion>10 turns until Vampire Counts invasionLooking grim. Maybe Red Duke will decide to kill Tullaris instead haha...
>>416077924>Can make use of diplomacy against m*rtal factions>Can convince your worst enemy, Khorne, to make peace in 10 turns and offer an alliance in 20 turns>Can make Katarin and Miao your bitches, literally>Can fucking SHRED literally any army in the game>There is literally nothing that can withstand Exalted Daemonettes>N'Kari is a fucking beast that does insane damage while moving at teleport speed across the field>Easily the most fun Daemon faction and it's not even closeBut nobody noticed that at launch because chariots were bugged (use heartseekers instead LMAO) and vassals were bugged (ultimately irrelevant).People were fucking asleep on Slaanesh it was unreal.
Which LL for warhammer 2 mortal empires?
>>416079420Oh and I forgot>Every unit you have applies a horrific debuff to whatever they fight
>>416079420>teleport speedIs there any faction in the game that offers this?I had a lot of fun
>>416078045Ishernos is Taal and Rhya, and Taal and Rhya are very clearly Isha and Kurnous by the same token.Their Classical titles are Iseha and Karnos.Taal's symbols are antlers and oaks, Rhya is the earth mother figure.You don't need to dig deep to figure this out
>>416073642Its funny that the only place where Warhammer Fantasy lore is regularly discussed is in smut threads on /aco/ and /trash/ it almost evolves/devolves into a book club where they discuss passages in books that prove certain couples could be canon and how it would make for a good erotic fanfic.
>>416080365 (Me)Oh, and as aforementioned, Khaine is worshipped Classically as well. As himself.So to say "humans don't worship elven gods" is a poor assertion on the whole.
>>416078381Oh shit, I think they will ignore both Louen and Red Duke and simply come for me. Azhag and Skrag are also acting like this.
Why is ranged so much better than melee?
>>416080634why throw sharp stick better than hold sharp stick?
>>416077538you could say thathttps://i.4cdn.org/aco/1674689266657160.jpg
>>416080634>hellstorm rocket battery>*misses the enemy*>*friendly fires* >*runs out of ammo*>you're welcome kid
>>416081489How does the squire handle THAT?
>>416082168naturally bretonnians are experts at handling horsecock
>>416032439Louen krumps this faggot, no sweat. Even a generic Bret lord can.
>>416080634In WH3 its always damage dealing infantry that has 3 digit kills while archermanii have ~30 at most for me.
>>416080158Greenskins can play the speedy game after the squiq buffs.
Imagine bothering with a long campaign
>>416083476>keep telling myself ‘THIS campaign I’ll go for the long win’>barely just scramble over the finish line for short victory by the time I’m done.
>>416083476I ignore campaign objectives entirely and just do my own thing. These are sandbox games, the victory objectives are just guidelines for beginners.
>>416078318>>416079420Also, don't forget the seduce units gimmick.Turning 1 or 2 key units can make a touchy fight far more manageable.
>>416083476I actually finished Skarbrand's long campaign because his objective is literally just "smash 80 settlements, have fun"
>>416082168He doesn't, she doesn't have a horse cock. They have missionary sex.
>>416072874Why don't Caledorians fuck their dragons? They could create an Elf-Dragon master race.
Are the chaos lords any good in II?
What do (You) feel when you see TCA instead of CA?
>>416087648I just figure it's one guy and I don't think they deserve a "The"
>>416032442does anyone elses IE campaign lag so damn hard?Is it Denuvo or is my PC trash? WH2 didn't even lag like this and m R9 390 runs it decently
>>416090597when you've discovered most of the map, the diplo screen and zooming around really quick can make things hang for a momentotherwise make sure you have sensible caps on your framerate (gpu settings) and cpu usage (power plan)in the original 1.0 release there were stutters from the game trying to read a bunch of wrongly ordered files before going to the default location, especially with cheats installed, and it also seemed there was some DRM fuckery involvednow, not so much (for me)
Cavalry fucking sucksCharge does fucking nothing
Just got Grimgor to level 15 and got all his quest level stuff unlocked and also got lucky enough to find a health potion for him. Pretty sure he could damn near solo an army at this point. Apparently they raised the level cap to 50? He's literally going to be unstoppable by then.
>>416083476I always have the most fun by making my own objectives. You usually develop rivalries with random mother fuckers. It is even better on the rare occasion of a minor faction rising to prominence and actually managing to carve itself an empire.
>>416069203>pixel of shameWhat's this?
Vampire coast is reddit
>>416092994Empire is reddit
>>416092994factions with ranged units are reddit anon
>>416091446They broke cavalry heading into WH1 because they tried to abstract and condense too many mechanics, systems and interactions to save overhead. They realized their mistake in 3K, another cavalry-focused historical game, where they suddenly didn't have enough mechanics to make cavalry work how they should and turned it into a clownfest instead. Then WH2 turned into a testbed for a 'cavalry rework' where they tried to grandfather in old cavalry systems from R2/Attila that they had broken, failed and gave up. And that's where we're at now in WH3.If you want to play a cavalry-heavy faction, just play one of the pre-WH games.
>>416092994Half of it, yes.Also the unit name-scheme is obnoxious
>>416091446>has never seen chaos knights with lances 100-to-0 a unit on the charge
>>416092709When you're using anything non-vanilla there's a single dead dot in the bottom left corner of the screen so CA can filter bug reportsInterestingly the main menu will say (modded) if there are absolutely any changes to the main directory when compared to default, even disabled packfiles or leftover installation stuff, but the cheatspixel won't appear in that case
I still feel cheated knowing the greenskins roster is most definitely all wrapped up. The Grom DLC still fucking infuriates me.>A bunch of re-skinned fucking snotling pump wagonsAnd they counted that as like 3 or 4 or whatever it was "new" units. I don't even see anybody use those pieces of shit. Pretty much the only thing of value we got were rogue idols.
>>416096074Grom himself outshines the units.The trolls are ok. I have no interest in snotling wagons outside of wegh’s influence. Idols are ok.Why does CA hate orcs so much?
>>416096417I would've been happy if they just made big 'uns better or better yet gave them a bonus vs large to at least give the greenskins an answer to monsters/cavalry that aren't in the form of boars or dogshit gobbos.
>>416096074Spiky rollas are actually very strong, ~2 are a staple in most average stacks and they're flexible enough to work embedded with both infantry lines and as flank support or rundownThe winged ones are sort of okay at unfucking themselves from blobs
>>416096728Bigunz do have a bonus vs large tho?
>>416096074Alternate loadouts like Bigguns with shields would be the easiest FLC in the world. They could go for months on just shitting out more weapon types. They did it just fine with warriors of chaosToo bad FLC is a thing of the past
>>416096728Big Uns have BvL you git
had a dream that tww3 was good
>>416097030It is howbeit
Immortal empires should shuffle all starting positions at the start for replayability's sake
>gay end game scenario randomly became on by default in MP campaigns a couple weeks ago>forget to turn it off but don't realize until we're 40 turns in and no one wants to restart>playing with newbie friends who've never seen an endgame beforeOn one hand, I absolutely cannot wait to see the shitstorm unfold. On the other, fuck you CA for making it on by default
Now that Ettin are present via the WoC warshrines I wonder if Norsca will get them asset flipped into an actual unit, or even another caster hero since some of them do that
>>416097730I like that idea a lot, actually. If nothing else it'd make a good mod.
>>416097730>spawn in a mass of inhospitable climatemight be pretty fun actually
Why is there no full blown sex scene between Imrik and Meow
crumbs, CA, the crumbs...
>>416097730You would still have the same few factions everywhere by the end of it because they don't care about climate as AI
>>416096074Pump Wagons are actually good, bro. Flappas are perfect precursors for Boar Boys (they destroy infantry formations), and Spiky Rollas are just good all-rounder units.
>CA releases Ind>only DLC limited to just the storefront you bought the game on>cant buy it from alternative sites and just use the code on Steam>because do not redeem
What campaign should i play first, i can't decide
I just lost my job and got nothing better to do so I'll be shilling my new cheat here, It is an Ogre dismemberment mod and I does it for FREE.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2923290083
>>416106453whats your favorite factions anon we can narrow it down for you if this is your first time
>>416106521>I just lost my jobHow? Working in AAA studio? Unicorn startup?
>>416106453Khatep is a good starting lord
>>416106540i think i'm gonna play the dragon campaign first should i pick Miao or Zhao? i haven't played total war for a while and i need a refresher
>>416096074Anon they had 3 new units total with 3 variants >rogue idol>river troll/stone troll>the pump wagons
>>416106992Ming if you hate Tzeentch. Zhao if you hate rebels and love Ogres.
>>416106780Layoff. It's a startup and I'm the newest guy there so yeah, I'll be chilling for a month or two and just make some mods while at it.
>>416107271I hate rebels so much its unreal, thanks for the tips, this is going to be an excellent gaming night!
>>416096074You fucking whatThe only poorly made unit Greenskins got in that DLC were Stone Trolls.
>>416109638i consider stone trolls not bad, there just not worth multi-turn recruiting
>>416109974I didn't say that they are bad, just that they are poorly made. They should have different heads.
>>416051456I lvoe mireena-chan
life is suffering
>Noctilus campaign>Great time just pillaging the donut>Suddenly random factions all over the world declare war and along with ALL the armies of all highelf major factions head for maelstromTHEY JUST STAND THERE MENACINGLY! Their capitals better be getting raped with all their armies brainwashed by anti player bias.
>>416116414I dont like Vampirates because taking the the settlement is always better than building coves
>>416117245Point of the coves is they allow you to focus on actually pillaging instead of expansion. But I gotta say 20 armies surrounding Maelstrom is kinda bullshit.
>>416117423Like for real. Why the fuck are dwarfs out on the sea with force! Its a minor dwarf faction ive never wronged too!
>>416119646Already resolved. It was the greybeard expedition 5 fullstacks, 5 Tyrion, 5 Eltharion, 6 Alarielle, 2 Alberic and like 4 from Twins (but they fucked off since it was retarded for Welfs to send armies to the sea. Necrofex stack with Lightning strike did amazing work.
>>416090173>multiple teams meme again
>>416090173whenever someone starts their sentence with "you do realise that" just automatically assume they're wrong
>>416121471Its almost as if...
܂>>416117423it's inefficient and stupid and I shan't be doing it
>>416072874>>Greenskins don't have cockshuhI know its a thing in w40k but wasn't that different in whfs?
>>416121471you do realize you're totally right, right?
>>416121857ever seen an orc with a vaginar? retord?? where do you think penor goes??? the asshole sphincter???? and babby gtows in ass hole????? retord
Is boris unlockable in immortal empires? I just about have a long campaign win with the orthodoxy but I don't remember how long ago I confederated the ice bitch to get all the major cities.
>i wonder how Wulfrik plays in WH3>confederate my starting province, scare off other norscan leaders>Be'lakor declares on me on turn 4pain as usual it seems
>>416122238oh i forgot bretonia declared on me same turn
>>416122325is it just poor/nostalgia fags or did the remaster fuck something up?
>>416066040I don't know but your dating options are Hellebron or Cylostra
>>416122160>>416122160>ever seen an orc with a vaginarwell yes
>>416067852You'll be here forever
>>416122379>wasted early hype by delaying promise to drop modding limits(they did drop it like one year later)>not working on Win7(even warham or 3k or any new title work on WIn&) with boomers audience>much worse UI, like wtf they were thinking>it have some new bugs>ugly trash unit cards>it was essentially the same, they didn't fixed rosters units so why upgrade>modding is hard and so mods are slow to come, especially with divided player base the three first are most important tho +plus lack of mods(even if they are developed slowly)
>>416122327Total War not Total Peace, ok?
N'kari's campaign is the most fun I've had in a while. I love subverting everybody and making them my slaves.Kind of makes me understand why the Jews do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9t2ypuEVILL for this feelMalekith or Grombrindal?
fucking lmao, bretonnian "knights"
>>416126306kek Bretonnians are such a fucking jokethey appear in every other race's army book just to be shat on
>>416125606You probably build temples to bacchus everywhere too you sick fuck
>>416126306>>416126581>(((Tileans)))los genericos del Empire, not even a real faction
>>416126660NoTemple of PanRA ROO
>>416126306>T*leansPost that massacre, my liege.
>>416126306>helf cuck laughing at anyonelollmao
>>416127315that harsh contrast is an eyesore
>>416127491Get better eyes.
>>416127315nobody kills the enemies of the Lady like Gastonnobody oppresses peasants like Gastonnobody purges chaos quite like Gaston
>>416127584Get better art
>>416127315They were Miragliano mercs, barely count as Tilean, no great loss.
>>416127786Get better taste.
>>416127998You've never drawn anything in your life
>>416128375I drew ur mum
Dead game.Dead general.Dead franchise.Dead setting.Dead playerbase.Dead company.Dead development.
>>416128612you sound circumcised
>chaos birb start>finish off nurgle blobs>chaos sluts to the east deckare>oxyfaggot to the west declare>sandwiched between two threats over a long thin province. death is inevitable.what did i do wrong
>>416128787you got played like a damn fiddle
>>416128457You win this round
>>416051165Easy to buff their frontline to make them last forever.
>>416128787>death is inevitableraise rebels to stall one side then commit to the other, conquer it out and just hold on as best you can. Accept you're going to lose some settlements but you're not going to lose the campaign for it.
>>416097806You could not even change anything about it before.
>>416128787Want to ckeck the birb, but i know all im going to fight in first 80 turns is demons, lizards and sprink of HE, im temted to check starting zone changer mod just because how unfun this shit looks.
>>416128787Pay the Slaanesh faction for a NAP, kill Teclis after securing your province, kill Oxy and go on from there.
>>416127315number or name?
>>416131675What about them?
>>416106521Wait wait are you telling me that Ogres didn't get dismemberment before?! even with the blood dlc?!
>>416128612Tomb Kings really are the most /twg/ race aren't they?
Reminder that the End Times can not be averted by asinine mortals.
5days 1hour and 20mins until news!
>>416136063stop lying to me
>>416136315my bad5days 1hour and 15mins until news!
Holy shit news just flew over my house!
Skycutters and merwyrms soon fellow Asur
Is Khrone now officially reddit? Look at those cheats bro. Wow.
>>416137007>merwyrmsGood thing they don't even need to make a new model.
>>416133550Who's the bone lizard
>>416137635It's the bone monster Arkhan gets from Nagash.
>>416137947yea sure, i used google tooits wrong tho and there isn't this scene there
>>416138038I have the copies, but it's on my tablet, will upload them later.
>>416138242cute womens i wish womens were real
>>416138545you sound circumcised
>>416138545so do I, so do I>>416138175i think i found it issue 27
>>416138867the opporsite actually
2 Miners2 Dwarf Warriors2 Quarrelers2 Thunderersvs1 Orc Warboss4 Big'uns5 Orc Boyz2 Nasty Skulkers2 Night Goblin ArchersA grudge was put was right today lads, Black Crag remains our possession.
>>416140332you forgot to list the 3 tier 4 towers you used
>>416140403Warhammer 2, my friend
Fish Anon here, any news, crumbs, or leaks from CA? I doubt it but I might as well ask. Been playing some campaigns here and there in TWW3, mostly waiting for Chaos Dorfs to be added before I fully get into the game again, but I did a vlad campaign and archeon campaign, Vlad could use some work and vampires in-general mostly due to the feeling of being kind of left in TWW1 still, but Archeon is SUPER fun and I highly recommend. Loved subjugating monogod daemons and mortals alike and just sicking my legions onto the world.How are (You) /twg/?
Would you prefer that TW Warhammer had the old TW campaign army mechanics? As in you could recruit induvidual troops without lords and move them around.
>>416141731Yes.I miss the pre-Rome 2 armies like you wouldn't believe.
>>416141731One hundred percent like that as a choice for cheaper armies (maybe make it so those type of armies might not have supply lines or very very little as exchange for a potential battle winning lord). I'm all for toggles and customization in games doesn't hurt anyone if it's not a permanent change to one playstyle or another.
>>416141731I miss having an army without a general take a fight then have someone promoted who stood out.
>>416141875For me it's the benevolent shumaker.
>>416141875way becuz i luv cacao
>>416141731Yes because it was only removed to fix a bug you had to go out of your way to even get
>>416141731yepthere were many mechanics lost in time
>>416141731I really liked 3K army one, maybe make it so that both lord and heroes can lead.
>>416056795Middle, gives proper discipline
4days 23 hours and 20 minutes until news!
>>416141731Would be cool. Actually, it's possible to play in that style if you're Bretonnia.
Wow I knew Norsca was going to be challenging because everyone always talks about how gimoed they are in WH2. I just wasn't expecting them to be this shit.. >worst location on the map>major settlements are all six slot>economy is garbage>technology takes up building slots>every settlement needs a slavers camp to support a single mid range stack >no walls>everyone hates you and declares war in the first 30 turns >naggarond get infinitely more powerful than you and are invading your shores by turn 40>have to raid in your own territory to scrape an income>open to attacks from every single directionIs there a cheese or anything I'm missing? This is just pure suffering
>>416143539they're way better in 3
>>416133209Yes they didn't, 2$ well spent.
I kinda like the idea of just ditching my Legendary lord and doing a generic lord only runI am only on turn 15 and Grombrindal already feels like he could defeat a 20 stack by himself.
>>416143582So I keep hearing, but I paid for the DLC in 2, so I will finish a noes a campaign on legendary before I buy 3Just do t understand CA thought process on making them so crap. Does it all pay off with dooms tacks later? It better
>>416143946the only way to play norsca on legendary is to doomstack with mammoths supply lines fuck Norsca hardcore
>>416137479>nowKhorne is the defacto reddit chaos choice since ever
>>416143920think of all those poor arrows...
>>416143920Arrows count and I'm not joking
>>41614392049 dead loser
>>416143920how the fuck didnt you run out of arrows?
>>416144002Ah yes. Five turns for global recruitment. Seriously what are the redeeming qualities?
>>416144350None. Norsca is thee shittiest race in Warhammer 2 next to WoC if you're playing normal they're great on Legendary they're nearly unplayable
>>416144350you can get 1 turn global recruitment, but you shouldve just won at that point
>>416032442How can I guarantee I win a battle?Every time I have these type of battles where I keep getting valiant defeat until after 10 attempts I manage to win.How is it possible I'm getting these?Is it the positioning of the units? Or is it the macro?Like this battle for example
>>416032442Slavic Witches > Elven Thots
>>416145560Well if you're playing slaanesh you wanna have your daemonettes charge the flanks and rears of the enemy then pull them out immediately they'll get shredded if you leave them in
>kitbash Daemon Prince in a nutshell
>>416145583Fic about a knight errant questing to kislev and being seduced by Kat and her Frost Maidens when?
>>416143539>Is there a cheese or anything I'm missing?The way I did it was:>don't waste too much time in norsca>leave other tribes alive to have buffers against invading enemies>Get more armies than you can afford and sustain their upkeep by constantly looting/sacking enemy settlements
>>416145685Do you cycle charge flanking units? I thought thats for cav only?
>>416137635Razarak, a dread abyssal, the rough equivalent of a greater Daemon of Usirian. Hexwraiths are already minor daemons (of "Morr"), more or lessMannfred (Ashigaroth) and Neverata (Nagadron) also have one. The setup is that each one prefers chomping different kinds of underworld souls, sort of like ruling circles of hellIn theory it's no different from a (flying) warsphinx (see: necrosphinx) but GW managed to fuck up the execution, the same way Morghasts (corrupted heralds of Ptra) don't just look like winged bone ushabti or gargoyles and instead became elites from HaloPart of it is the color scheme on the former but still
>>416146281Yeah its mostly for cav but you need to keep up the charge bonus for daemonettes + they have no armour so they'll get absolutely demolished in prolonged combat their job is to flank get into the rear cause damage + routs and then get out then do that over and over Exalted Daemonettes can stay in combat but regular ones will get destroyed
>>416145902>no vampire counts build-a-monster mash faction:(
>>416137479>Look at those cheats bro. Wow.Ok, but consider this. If you install so many cheats that every faction is full of cheats and is overpowered, then noone actually has an advantage of cheats and noone is overpowered. Once you hit this amount of bloat, you become free and can add whatever you want to the game and it won't be out of place anymore
When do I use thin lines or thick line formations in battles?Like if I have stronger units but less of them, is it better to have them in one very long line or more clumped up together as a thick line?
>>416146034>a Squirefic that doesn't completely break canonnope, next fic the squire will fuck a beastwoman or the mythical female ogre
>>416137479it's just skarbrand/Khorne DP with basic warband upgrades as far as I can tellI wonder if the next 2 official lords are both going to be castersSayl is kind of an obvious pick but after that I wouldn't mind seeing a from scratch Fimir matriarch to be throgg's counterpart, FLC bait since the fimmers already exist. Could be a generic lord too.I also remembered yesterday that they're not limited to the Old World environs, sprinkling them around would be an easy way to improve the east
>>416147420Strogner units = wide line so more of them can fight at the same time, also when enemy has dangerous aoe magic and artilleryWhen you want to defend for as long as you can = thick line
>>416147735Look at that LL and faction buff. It's ridiculous. Might as well play LL X SOP mods
>>416147420Deep ranks vs anything large, spaghetti line for everything else.
>>416147420If the enemy is of superior quality or quantity, dense formations are better at defense and less likely to buckle into a cascading loss from a flank folding.If you are more numerous and trying to close the distances vs artillery, a very wide spaghetti envelopment strategy is viable. This can also allow a small amount of each flank to make it to the back lines and disrupt them.
Bats and wolvesGather.
>>416148204i miss "expand sylvania borders" poster
>>416148204fuit bats are so cute but the carnivores are ugly, why?
>>416148312it's a vegan conspiracy
>>416148312Has to fit all of those chompers inI still like the way they look even if they don't look like dogs with wings
>>416147932This is untrue by the way. If your formation isn't wider than your opponent's, their extras will fold over your flanks and immediately activate the flanking penalty.In WH games, flanking is calculated by the entire formation rather than by model like the good games did. The moment a single model spills over the side of your formation, your whole formation is 'flanked'. You never want to be narrow and deep against infantry, regardless of whether they're better than you or not. Countercharging with a wider formation/superior numbers means you'll activate the flanking penalties and reduces how quickly they kill you in the process, even despite the greater contact surface area that might otherwise favour them.You only want a deep formation against monsters and cavalry. The reason is simple, charging Large units will displace infantry and penetrate into a formation. If your formation isn't deep enough, they will break through before exhausting their charge momentum and be able to disengage for free. Against a deep formation they'll exhaust their momentum in the center of the mass and get swamped, unable to disengage. Even shitter spearmanii chaff can be cost effective against t5 monsters in this manner.
>>416032632I'm finished being niceI dug out my elderly neighbor's driveway for several hours after the city's snowplow left a wall of ice in front of it and he yelled at me for it
>>416148620Shoulda told him to go fuck himself
>>416148716He's like 80 and has cancer which is why I was doing it but yeah fuck him
Also flying foxes don't echolocate which is why they don't have bumpy faces, they don't need the acoustics
>>416148204More human troops for Carsteins when?I want my army of wolves, bats and human levies.
>>416148572The only portion of the flank element that negatively affects the whole unit formation is its Leadership penalty, the flank and rear positional Melee Defense reduction (~40/70%) is on a per-model basis which is why it's so much more notable on single entities.>>416148989Neverata might do it, but you do have allied recruitment for the time being. You can also steal heroes from allies which is nice, but the vassal mechanic isn't quite where it should be for most factions when compared to say, WoC
2023... I am forgotten...
>>416148989I'm pretty sure that SFO adds levies to vampire factions
>>416149283Drink soon admiral-chan.
>>416149474I don't use cheats.
>>416149837I'm sorry my friend but CA will never add a little extra effort since they live by the "mods will fix it" motto
>>416149923>"mods will fix it"I just want a passable vanilla experience.
>>416147808its really not, its just copied from skarbrand
>>416150034You missed the late 90s to mid 2000s golden years of gaming then, before the jews took over
>>416149283You deserve to be. You can't even attack from sea! Some pirate you are
>>416141731Absolutely. A unit should be able to go from one city to another without supervision from a fucking Lord.
Too much visual clutter on his tabard? What do you guys think?
>>416152953>>416149114Made for delicious stew.
>>41614435075% upkeep reduction is about itThey were built with warhammer 1 climate system in mind where you simply could not settle land you weren't meant to at all so even if someone did invade norsca they would never find any respite.
>>416057682It has the steady player numbers for now. The next big update isn't gonna be until Q2 though for the Chorfs.
>>416153404I miss the old wh1 system.
>>416153317You too, meat.
>>416153317lol does miao ying get corona if she eats a vampire?
>>416153317Nurgle cultists plz go and stay go
Shugengan are a thing. Men should ditch the idea of elves and go for more dragons.
Good morning I hate women (dragons) (elves) (ogres, my lord) (undead) (dwarfs) (halflings) (trees) (cathayan) (bretonnian) (arabyan) (human) (chaos) (daemons) (beast) (troll) (fimir) (horses) (et al)
>>416155303>I hate women ... (arabyan)imagine being such a fag you hate dark skinned tomboys
>>416155439Imaginary internet fetish that has damaged the concept of "tomboy" irreparably in many young minds. Sad!
>>416152532Yes. Keep it basic
You think Repanse's throat gets tired from all the shouting?
>>416156275her voice already sounds ragged half the time anyway
>>416147420Thin lines deal more damage in melee but also take more damage. Thick lines absorb charges better and can die slower. If your main source of damage is ranged you'll want your infantry to die slower.
>>416155303>(arabyan)Get back into the harem white boi.
play cathayrush 6 alchemistswin gameintensity was a mistake
>>416161615And which intensified spell is going to do more dakka than 6 crossbowmen?
>>416161824True, but 6 alchemists on horses are going to be harder to take out with any melee, magic or even range.
>>416161824every dmg spell in the game?
>>416148204>people prefer being ratfags over batfagsmany such cases!
How do you in the actual campaign defend against bullshit portals enemies?I can't keep making armies everywhere
>>416164845Don't expand into land you can't protect.
>>416164845Just close them lol
>>416162661Anon i'm pretty sure even a wind blast at 200% intensity will be knocking chosen and black orcs on their ass.
I love everything about DAC but for the absolutely life of me I can't win a campaign. I minmax autist theorycel hard as humanly possible yet the constant doomstack scripts the AI gets is game busting to me.An example is I have tried 3 dunedain campaigns in a row, each one with a lot of research and theorycelling from forums and retries. I will absolutely annihilate the goblins of Moria, lose almost nobody, yet they get two major doomstacks. One after you take Moria itself, the other when they only have 1 settlement left. It's fucking retarded. As dunedain you have no economy and very rare units. You can win every single battle there is with almost zero casualties yet still lose the war. I say that because no that Moria has only 1 settlement left (goblintown) they have a fullstack inside, plus the autogarrison, PLUS a doomstack camping right outside. No night attack possibility either. Shit really breaks my balls and makes me not want to play anymore. Any tips?
>>416165141Wind Blast fucking sucks to begin with.
>>416164845>on releaselmao you dont just stop expanding at 2-3 provinces and use expensive ass heroes to close them>currentlythe skaven detection building prevents rifts from spawning
>>416165236What the fuck
>>416164845Recruit garrisons like the old TW games
>>416165236thanks for the blogpost gay actor Michael Douglas
>>416165597the "last stand" script is infamous because it can stop a campaign dead in its tracks and make it effectively unwinnable. especially because evil factions get multiple trolls in the script, which are really only killable with ballistas or lots of mobility micro. But they say it's the "pure" way to play but frankly I fucking hate it
Here's your news bro
>>416166070why do they all talk like this
>>416166070What the fuck did I just read
>>416166070>another new community managerFuck man the turnover rate for that position must be high, that's what... our 4th new CM in 2 years?
>>416166070Holy shit CA is saved
>>416166070So which one kicked the bucket?
>>416166070>worked in the industry for 7 yearsoh okay so he's a secondary>gameroh okay so again he's a secondary>musician and voice actoroh look still a secondary>coffee hipstersecondaries are subhuman dogs and deserve to be shot in the street>replies with gifssecondary behaviour
>>416166070Another community manager?
>>416167019>secondaryAnon total war is a video game series
What is your favourite hero?I like Runesmiths because they have some decent abilities whilst also increasing the weapon and missile strength of my entire army.Gorebulls are also very good because they can 1v1 most lords and provide a melee attack aura to surrounding units.
>>416167019>posts a pepe memeSecondary
are you ready to take the rat pill again when they announce the skaven dlc?
>>416166070>he even has the bald bearded basedfaceOh no no no, I bet he doesn't even have a PhD in Marketing lmao
>>416166070Why do they keep recruiting homosexuals?
>>416167597Are you implying I ever stopped taking it?
>>416166581>Simone>Pingustasia>gay spider-man dude>Peperchino manPretty sure there were a couple others. It's kinda amazing. Grace was CM around since Attila at least. Ever since she left there's a new CM every couple months.
>win a close and hard fought battle>game crashes on winning loading screensigmar save me
>>416167253thanks for outing yourself secondary, added to the shit list
>>416167632You ever think the jews just shit out NPC clones to operate their psy-ops?There's no way so many of these "people" are real.
>>416166070You can't be serious
>>416167856Not sure why they keep wasting time on CM's if they're not going to share anything with them
>>416166070how fucking easy is this joblike they barely post news anyway and even then it's disjointed and on random platforms
>>416167510Wight kings are pretty cool
>>416166070WE IS GOBBOSare you fucking killing me, what the fuck is going on at CA
>>416167510can't do without my life mages
>>416167510Necromancer Hero and Gunnery Wight
>>416167634are you implying anyone normal would want to engage with the total war fanbase
I want a young Bretonnian community manager that gets sexually harassed by elven and norscan ladies of pisscord.
>>416168526>ladies>discordI should have known the actual fan-fiction posters were mentally ill, but this is more than I expected
>>416166070Which of the fifteen existing community managers is he replacing again?
>>416167510Two Glade Captains on a horse or elk when playing welfs. +5 MA/MD for all cav is delicious to group them together with a couple stag knights/wild riders + a Sisters of Thorne unit for a hypermobile deathball overloading a flank and causing havoc in the backlines.I usually go full on steppenigger horse archer spam as welfs anyways because it is the single most fun way to play the game.
>>416168635This is fantasy pisscord where it's not full of groomers
>>416168102I will be the CA community manager in 3 (three) months.
>>416166070what the fuck are they doing besides playing musical chairs with CMs
>>416167856At this rate we'll have a new one in a hyena costume by next month.
>>416168102Extremely easy. Posting shit isn't even their main job though, in theory CMs (at most companies, not just CA) exist to read reddit and let the devs know what people are bitching about there because none of the actual devs have time to read fucking reddit.Otherwise, you just spend a few minutes slapping together an "announcement" a few times a year, put together a series of completely unnecessary one minute videos on twitter to check the "completed important community engagement project" checkbox on your quarterly self-assessment and post just often enough in your first couple months to be able to claim that you've "engaged" with the community. Ultimately, no one else at CA is going to go fucking read reddit or discord or the official forums to "check" your work so as long as you don't say anything stupid enough to cause a huge forum blow-up you're pretty much set.
CA_KingGobbo is /ourGuy/He's even named Steve, the funniest genericmanii name. I think this will work.
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that from now on you're also going to be part of the platforms we will be posting Total War related updates on. I'm very excited to start in this new position and if you have any questions at all please let me know.Have a blessed day <3
>>416169546What are you two favourite races?Mine are Dwarfs and High Elves
>>416169546How do you feel about wegh
>>416169546Will we get updates on HYENAS? Bussin'
>>416169546Can I call you Ging Kobbo?
>>416169546Can to relay to the developers that niggers tongue my anus?
>>416169546God if only. Has any Dev used 4chan to post update information since Notch?
>>416169546what is the circumference of the storm dragons pussythis applies to both her human and dragon form
I wish /xcg/ was still around
>>416169943/pdg/ had "Trashley" that was and actuall community menager and posted free dlc keys all the time. "She" also was a huge slut.
>>416169943Not to post information specifically as far as I know, but there have been a few in relatively major games who have interacted directly with groups explicitly from hereThere's also a number of lurking intern-kuns fixing or reporting shit that people have only ever complained about on this site
>>416166070>Has an army of shills>None of them post anythingConsider the pack joined!
>>416166070What about the other ones? There was three, pepperonichino guy, Pingu who can't be pinged or she bans you and doesn't even speak English, as well as some other guy too forgettable to remember what he was about. Were they actually this completely quiet because they got fired by CA? What a fucking plot twist.
>>416170486They still need to hire someone to write the articles
>>416169628I like them all but have a slight preference for Beastmen. Ra-roo xD! >>416169680Definitely in the top 5 memes that teeweegee has ever produced! I laff every time I see the meme posted!>>416169712Sure, but I think HYENAS posting here would count as off-topic. Feel free to make a HYENAS general whenever you like though and I'll be happy to post news in there! #JoinThePack>>416169730Of course xD>>416169943IT'S HAPPENING! ZOMFG!! A c-community manager managing his game's c-community?? Insane r-right!??
>>416169546>have a blessed daytoo obvious
>>416170151How late in the game's life was this? I don't actually remember that and I was in /pdg/ a bunch
>>416170895I think 2017-2019, i also dont remember exactly
>>416170853Yeah, homosexuals don't believe in God
>>416171102I could probably just check the archivesIt's also possible that I just filtered it out entirely
>>416171338>>416171391Nevermind actually, that wasnt "her". I think "she" posted even earlier ~2015
Wizards should be more powerful but far more expensive.
>>416169218UwU everybody I'm Heynas_CA your new CM and happy to work at CA.I've been in the industry for two months already ฅ(๑˙o˙๑)ฅ!! My hobbies are video games, movies, fast food and funko-pops. I prefer to communicate with giggles and emoticons rather than words. Looking fowawd to wowking with y'all. (^･ｪ･^)It's a gweat joy to be pawt of the total waw community now! ᏊᵒꈊᵒᏊ
>>416171935I think some generic lords should be gated behind tech or buildingsWhy buy a Princess when I can have an Archmage?
>>416172115>>416171935How about they make fighter lords better generals than the wizards instead of making the game less fun?
>>416172115>Why buy a PrincessShe's the closest we have to a fitness girl in-game. I mean look at them arms. Now imagine for perfectly sculpted her back, abs and thighs ought to be.
>>416171935Caster heroes already require a t3+ building and then additional ones to increase their capacity, it's the easily accessible lord level that's offI can't wait for Tomb Kings to have a limited number of High Priests just like Slann
>>416170838Tell them to bring back patch 1.3 I want the pike and shotFuckin make it an option in the campaign menu if you have to
>>416170838>top 5 memes that teeweegee has ever produced!What does your personal top 5 look like?
>>416167510Aren't runesmiths fuckign shit?The rune magic is ass compared to the lore of blood or something like that
>>416172706I'd be happy with it being a faction specific ability for Southern Realms and perhaps specifically empire handgunners + unshielded spearmen to give them more of a use.
>>416172098Imagine the smell
>>416173012>being a faction specific ability for Southern RealmsBut I want to have one irondrake+one dwarf warrior roast infinite skellymanii again.And also to make the shotgun units useful and not entirely fucked by line of sight AND JUST NOT FUCKING FIRING AT ALL SOMETIMES
Hello /twg/ as you can see TCA has asigned new community managers to interact with you. I'm here to ask about your hype levels for the upcoming greatest shooter of all time HYENAS.How many of you loyal fans will be pre-ordering?Also a hint just for /twg/: A new saga is on the horizon.
>>416173694That guys clearly too old to be a zoomer.
>>416172975Runesmiths are not terrible and they possess some advantages over standard magesFirstly, they are very tanky and can certainly be used to frontline.Secondly, They can reduce the armour of enemies around them, give immune to psychology to allies and even reduce the missile resistance of enemy armies in the local region.Thirdly, Rune of Speed and Rune of Wrath and Ruin are both decent spells and have no winds of magic cost.Finally, They provide scouting but can also give an additional buff to the Lord's army in the form of extra armour or extra weapon/missile strength.
>>416172454I would rather like to see Valkia's monstrousy huge body.
Doing a little test. Also fuck these pirates.
WE'VE GOT NEWS
>>416056795>No elgi, you can't have coitus with that Bretonnian squire, he is 17 years 364 days old!>Stop elgi you can't do that!>Why? Well you just can't! It's going in the BOOK!>He'd be happier with a Bretonnian las his age, you're too old for him!>That's it I'm getting me axe!>gets kited>gets shot>dies>resurrects from sheer seethe>dies again>S-sorry lad I-I have failed you...>*beep*
>>416032503Hi Thanquolposter how are you today?What do you think of TCA's new Community Manager?
So how do i befriend Ogres as Zhao?
atleast we have a new CM to tell us that no news is coming
How the fuck does this relate to chorfs?
>>416117245You don't actually build coves by attacking cities. That's really inefficient.The way coves work is that you send heroes off to distant high-income coastal settlements like Naggarond and Lothern to set up coves and build Picaroon Hideouts.You can set up coves without declaring war on the faction and just one cove shouldn't be enough to goad them into war with you.Meanwhile every Picaroon Hideout is an easy extra >1k income.Meanwhile you focus on taking down one faction at a time with your armites like every other race. Whether that be through scorching the earth or painting the map.
>>416176025It means the guy who previous had his job was poached for Hyenas
>>416176025How quickly can we bully him out?
>>416116414I'm glad in 3 the campaign objectives are just burn the worldAbout mid game the sailing fun stops as you remember you have to empire build and fight your way to the other side of the mapYou can tell its half baked though because his bonus is +60 rep with black kang but you need to kill him to win
>>416177171What an autist
>>416177171based skaven-chan btfoing secondaries
>>416174050Based and bloodypilled
>>416172115Princesses get traits like armywide missile damage buff and resistance reduction to the enemy. And since they have yellow lines and star dragons they're still better in CC than incendiary archmages in the end.
>>416176025I thought I saw him play in a Warhammer tournament once. (It was a different gobbo king). Anyways I searched him up and found his youtube channel. Looks like he never played a total war game in his life and just plays racing games. What do we do with this information?
>>416177829be he never play Gran Turismo 2 or Test Drive either
>>416177829CM just means get yelled at by autists all day long and not call them out for being pathetic losers (plus getting creepy DMs if you are a chick).Game experience is a nice bonus but in no way required.
>>416137597>kill the beast>resurrect the beast>rule the wavesit was kinoVCoast really has the best trailer and cutscenes of any faction to date...
>>416178109I really appreciate that they tied Lokhir into their campaign. Made things feel a little more interestingMeanwhile everyone else just kinda exists
>>416178835"rule the waves" fits all of them as a campaign goal tho
>>416179257I still think she should've been Norscan, but keep the free company militia gimmick
>>416178107I looked at some videos>doesnt talk >doesnt respond to commentsSasuga, CA. This man is over qualified for the community manager position. We are in good hands. Chorfs in 2 more weeks.
Because 3 Community managers weren't enough
>>416179257To an extend: The whole "Kill Amanar to ruel the waves" is a level of megalomaniacal that only really fits Noctilus, who's also the only one crazy enough to fuck with the Asur navy.Aranessa just wants to kill N*rscans and get booty on top of not wanting to kill something obviously blessed by her "dad".Luthor wants his mind back fuck around in Lustria.It's like Kazhrak doesn't really make sense as global threat, seeing as the grand total of his ambition is to fuck with Toddy.
What is currently the easiest campaign to complete on legendary?
>Chorfs >soonLMAO. He doesn't know. SOON
>>416173454>make the shotgun units usefulthey're fine
>>416179942Bretonnia should be pretty easy. Provided you dont get filtered by cavalry usage. Pretty safe location with diplomacy techs to make allies. No supply lines. Good economy. Campaign goal is simple to achieve if you just grind chivalry.
>>416177829>simulationTotal VVar must retvrn
>>416176025imagine Legend as a CM
>>416179475She hates Norscans and Chaos, that makes no sense. She should be DoW if anything. Although none of the existing faction molds fit "human pirates" well.
>>416180451He means racing sim. Historical real time tactic sims are for incel chuds.
>>416180390Cav is a MPtranny unit. Micromanagement is for autists.
>>416180232NahI can wait another three years, I've already been hanging on this longWhat would be impressive is if they released chaos dwarfs with Neferata as FLC concurrently to fix the darklands in one fell swoop, but I very much doubt that
IS THAT A DWARF RESKIN IN A LITTLE BIT DARKER COLOR?just do a kangz and coast dlc no one gives a shit about chorfs
Can you capture an Ogre Lord as Eltharion ?And what bonus does Ogres give you when you Interrogate the prisonner in the dungeon ?(can't get the answer with google).
>>416180545All in all, it should've been Vangheist or something. Even though she's my favourite of the four, she really sticks out awkwardly. I pretty much only play her with the Nanu cheat that gives her a completely living crew and stuff.
>>416180584This is the current state of this general.
>>416180584>Bretonnia>Mptranny faction>moving your units is autismBy ze lady how unchivalrous.
>>416180796>DLC for DLCfaggotCoast has absolutely nothing to add either, they were stretched thin 50% of the way into the original fucking thing
>>416180936I remember reading here that Eltharion has no bonuses for 3 factions yet, but I could be wrong.
>>416179942Alarielle or anyone who's basically next to frens and maybe lizard xcomTip the balance and ride the order tide to victoryMainly because all the non-order tide factions keep killing each other when they're about to start winning in my games
>>416180796>why do we have 3 elf factions its just different hair color>why do we have 5 human factions they just different hats>why do we have liggers theyre just dinosaurs>we should just have different colored spearmanii factions only.
>>416180940It should have been Luthor and Noctilus instead of stretching the premise to justify a larger price tagIf you really wanted two more undead pirates, Vangheist and Nanosh are right there, but they'd be better as research lords or minor factionsAmanhotep is also too much of a Tomb King, the rat isn't relevant even in his own clan, and the dwarf is a lone operatorYou also could have had Drekla for Luthor if you didn't spend time on the other two "factions"
>>416177368How much longer till we get legit Valkia x squire porn?
>>416177368What is she doing in the pic?
>>416182435Looks like the shield is eating her Valkussy
Post cute rats RIGHT NOW
>>416182435Leg Day.Shit's brutal.
>>416182223Ask drawanon really nicely, maybe he does it.
Bonjour. How chivalrous are you feeling today?
>>416174591Matched combat mod?How much does it actually affect effective times to kill vs vanilla?
>>416172975>rune of hearth and home>sharpen weapons>shitNoHave fun with your exhausted high tier units losing to my dorf warriors because they're still fresh.
>>416184142Its an empire swordsman. hes not killing anything either way.
>>416180796>He don't want the demonic Braaap-canon
>>416183539OkDrawanon can we pretty please with wegh on top get a lewd drawing of those two that's vaguely suggestive enough to avoid a 3 day ban?
>>416180275They're fine if they actually shootBut then the dinosaur 10 feet in front of them magically doesn't fucking register for some reason and they stand there doing nothing until I manually target themand then they walk into melee
>>416181974>why do we have 3 elf factions its just different hair color>why do we have 5 human factions they just different hatsBecause humans and elves are based while dwarfs are cringe. Simple as.
Where is the roadmap that was promised bros? I want CA to show me what replenishment rates will they fix next.
>>416184880It’s not February yet.
>>416184880More content BEYONDAll right there
>>416185123>RoR are normally part of lord packs>CA blew their load on flcWhy do I get the feeling that dlc is canceled?
>>416184880They said next month in a post made in November, so expect it on April 26
>>416181667According to the wiki:>Cathayan Prisoner - Once a fur-clad savage, always a fur-clad savage. It takes little to break a man's will, and even less to confine him.>Diplomatic relations: -10 with Cathay>Leadership: +5 when fighting against Humans (all armies)>Kislevite Prisoner - Once a fur-clad savage, always a fur-clad savage. It takes little to break a man's will, and even less to confine him.>Diplomatic relations: -10 with Kislev>Leadership: +5 when fighting against Humans (all armies)>Daemon Prisoner - Who says the evils of the Ruinous Powers cannot be contained? The Warden begs to differ.>Diplomatic relations: -10 with Daemons of Chaos>Leadership: +5 when fighting against Daemons of Chaos (all armies)But i can't get anything about Ogres.
>>416185508If those are any hint, then it's probably -10 Diplo +5 leadership against ogres
>kill morghur>he shows up next turn againok what the fuck
>>416184142I haven't noticed a huge difference in using matched combat, maybe slightly higher ttk
>>416186207rah roocanon btw
>>416186506I had to empty all my ammo just to get his health to nearly half fug
>>416186207He only stays dead one turn max.
>>416147714>mythical female ogreyes
>>416185123>Immortal Empires>Blood>ONE single RoR pack Has anything else from that roadmap made it into the game yet? Doesn't seem like it
What an odd situation, it's Tuesday yet there are no news! I hope it doesn't repeat in the future, I wonder what's keeping them.
>>416187878Literally all of it
congrats /twg/ you managed to attract a crowd of pedos on top of a crowd of furfags and gachaniggers
>>416188295Who are the pedos here?
Can you recommend me the best settings for a 1060 3GB? For some reason TWW2 was running super smoothly but I struggle to make TWW3 look and run decently.
>>416188936You are my idol sir
>>4161889701060 3gb user hereThere is no fix, I could run the game on high with 8gb ram but TWW3 does not have the same level of optimization
>>416188970>for a 1060 3GB?
>>416032442will it get betteris there a reason to hopeis total war done forare mods(known as cheats to the retarded) the only future this franchise has
>>416189219I had this bad boy for 6-7 years and it's still doing a great job, I don't play much AAA shit but my ER playthrough was absolutely smooth.>>416189174Welp, I'll just play it on potato mode then. I doubt CA will even improve optimization.
>>416190084Anon WH3 isn't optimized at all so you are lucky you can even launch it
>kinda want to do another historical campaign>realize that I can't go back to vanilla after DEIGood God, I've become what I always made fun of.What's next, installing SFO?>>416182435https://imgur.com/a/F75Eg7d>>416184491At the moment only if someone me, sorry.NSFW takes me exponentially time and effort (making sure the anatomy is somewhat correct, figuring out how bodies interact) than my usual sketches, especially if it's supposed to be properly rendered.So instead of throwing out a quick sketch because the idea of Valkia giving angry BJs is funny to me, I have to actually take time to sit down and put in actual work.
>>416181974>comparing ligger dlc possibilities to the race that is known only for being fanatically conservativefunny you mention spearmanii, not only dwarf factions are ALREADY different colored spearmanii, even their roster is just different armored spearmanii last dlc they got featured the guy that dosent like new things
>>416190721The last DLC they got was 6 years ago, anon.
>>416190056>cheats>futurelollmaoeven after your game is left to rot and is abandoned CA will keep releasing nothingburger patches to fuck your cheats over#JoinThePack
>>416190359When will you finish them cute Bactria girls bro?
>>416191656Reworking the lineart of the middle girl atm.
>>416192035You are a big part of the cancer that killed this general. Hope you feel proud.
>VH/VH>Mod that increases amount of building slots in every settlement. Now AI can't fuck up build order, can recruit their entire roster and there are walls everywhere>Mod that makes climbing on ladders way, WAY slower and gates much, MUCH stronger, so I actually have to build siege equipment or starve enemy out>Unnatural Selection which I used to max buff my archnemesis and Archie for later>Numerous crises keep firing thanks to crisis mod. Apparently some fuckhuge Druchii armada spawned right now somewhere>Recruit Legendary Lords ensures that defeated LLs of this same race will run off to join another of their kind, so they keep leveling up>Mixu and Legendary Heroes mod means that there are enemy LLs fucking everywhere>Every turn lasts ages since I have to use it to maximum efficiencyI wanted to make some cool, thematic army builds, but there is no fucking time for this and I'm just using whatever I can and get via confederations
>>416193074Nice pic, but shouldn't the arrows be going the other way?
>>416193821why wouldn't there be arrows coming from their side
>>416193115Fellow modchad destroying the world in settings to save the world with playing.I saved Brettonia from a Tzeentch/Nurgle invasion by the skin of my teeth, and now the entirety of Skavendom has emerged from the blight to march upon what ruins are left. Last stands and pyric victories all round.
>>416194652how the fuck is your lighting so good?
>>416194263Because canonically Grimgor krumped all the gobbo archers in his army after being bitchslapped by one of Archeon's lieutenants and very fw orcs like using bows.
>>416190359Once you start total conversion modding, vanilla becomes unplayable lad.
I'm going in!
>>416069180>More playing ToB than troy (which is barely anyone)Huh, from the guys praising troy and posting nice screenshots i expected it to be more popular.I guess there's more vikingboos than troyfags though.
>>416194719https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2922534576This does the majority, there are those who go even further beyond with Reshades and I will soon ascend to that plane.
>>416194803shut up nerd
>>416194803Arrer boys exist
>>416194861Troy was free on epic games and exclusive there for a time as well. The steam numbers are not accurate for that game.
>mod that makes every settlement start at tier 4>skip samey early game, actually fighting big boi stacks with lorefully developed provinces
>>416194861troy was given away for free on epic and thus isn't present on steamcharts in any meaningful sensehowever the number of overall adopters for tory isn't very high on EGS either
I feel like bretfags are the hipster snowflakes of the community. Like they're too "deep and cool" for the empire, desperate to not be like, mainstream maaan, yet too shallow and boring to try something more exotic.
>>416195169And are limited 0-1 in his Themed List IIRC. Though he might have been allowed to take the Crossbow RoR, I think.
>>416195371i just like knights you bitch
>>416195330but the early game battles are the best ones
>>416194861Troy is in this weird place where everyone got it on the EGS for free and then mod support just didn't happen, so it died.Nat that it is on Steam, people are hesitant to pay a still high price for something they already own.Shame really, lots of fun stuff in there.
>>416195460I love the look of Bret knights but their lore is so grimderp I can't enjoy the faction.A feudal system that has only like three total peasants that have ever attained or earned knighthood would in this wartorn setting go the way of the Spartans. The amount of casualties your average invasion even errantry war incurs would wilt and cause attrition to the flower of Brettonia to the point it wilts. The numbers would not be nearly sustainable.
>>416195546They are not because the early game is filled same shit fighting other same shit.
>>416195721who cares knights are cool
>>416195721Clearly Bret nobles just fuck a lot so they have plenty of reserves.
>>416195546Are they the best because your units are all tier 1 fighting other tier 1's?Or because you have limited resources and everything has greater stakes? This keeps the latter, but makes bigger the toyset and challenge.
>>416195771>same shit fighting the same shitAt this point there is practically no faction besides Empire and maybe Kislev/Cathay which is fighting itself for multiple beginning turns
>>416195885Sorry, but being a volcel is mandatory duty of the nobles.
>>416195856>>416195885>damsels/feys are reclusive and have no ombudsmen or watch keeping check for corruption other mortal civs have ALA Empire and Kislev>this is a major problem, see the Black Grail and Louen's son fiasco>upper elite supported by larger unwashed masses are required to forever be at the cutting edge else their society crumble to advanced rivals>system by design keeps them backwards, having endured so long only by dint of empowered superhumans of whom only a tiny fraction exist at any time>closest neighbours have developed fucking Nukes, Steam Tanks and Flyers>population are uneducated, starved and disease ridden>compare to rapidly growing middle class, industrialised, educated and Shylla' assisted rising status of Sigmar's HeirsBretfags pls, in every direction you are outpaced.
>>416196664Knights > Faggot Firearms
>>416196849Empire has knights. Empire will soon have objectively better knights.Consider that the first batch of Griffon eggs bought over have multiplied to where most Elector Counts and persons of great influence have one, they will in time become a greater mainstay alongside the Empires forces.Demigryph Knight Orders have grown, whilst still numbers are limited by dint of not having yet cracked domesticated rearing its only a matter of time and method before we have Demigryph reared domestically enmasse ala horses.With the Empire, you are a divided power playing a superpower being born outclassing all rivals, its the absolute case with cavalry.
>>416196664>>416197245Unchivalrous and unwashed sigmarite hands typed this post.
so is the game supposed to freeze if you spend too much time in the character details screen?good thing there isnt a character that has a million item slots
>>416195021Without autistic modders fixing their games CA would already be bankrupt. Total war succeeded in spite of CA not because of it.And they actually think they can release a live service fps! No mods! Lmao!
>>416196849Bretonnia would not exist without firearms, it's insulated by Dwarfs, the Empire, Estalia, and its navy. All of its internal and border conflicts are ultimately trivial for this reason as they're either housekeeping or dragging down their potential allies
>>416197464>reared and groomed from birth for rule, war and riding>eat the finest meats, fight the most risky of tests as Errant to prove worth, earn knighthood after decades of challenge, education and oath taking>pinnacle of society, flower of brettonia, upon whose loins the next gen rests>get shot by drafted town drunk with factory produced pelletlmao
>>416197569There will be no autistic hisfags or fantasyfags there to keep the money printing with dlc and engagement, this latest venture is such a misadventure holy shit.
>>416190721>arguing against chorfs by talking about how boring regular dorfs areThats the whole point retard. The chorfs are the radical version of dorfs.>use magic despite it turning them to stone>enslave greenskins despite rebellions almost wiping them out>uses demons as weapons
>>416197873>go on a crusade>get poked in the throat by a skeleton peasant with a bronze spear who thinks it's still the year -5000, or a literal one year old goblin
ANNOUNCEMENT:>We are proud to announce our next TW project: Total war: Warhammer remastered
>>416196664>>416197873If EMP is meant to suck and BRT are worse than EMP and BRT are all Cav and Cav is all supposed to suck where does that leave BRT?
>>416198061Considering how every campaign is either the return or fall of every faction as a superpower, we should just take the lid off and let the Dawi get their really ancient stuff back as if runelore and weaponry lost has been returned with the holds recovered.Give us Golems, Cave Drakes and even more bizarre runes.
>>416190359Apologiez art-boss, didn' know da complexities of drawin' da nasties.If ya ever bored and draw some more non-nasty quick sketchez uv' dem or wegh, da boyz would 'preciate it.>>416194263It's da gobbo arrers in the rear supportin' the biggest, greenest and meanest git!
CA better give me my StormChads before they obliterate their studio with this tranny game. I will pen the angriest of angry letters if they don't.
>>416198701Soon, brother, soon. Fucking soon
>>416198701I can't understand the stakes of a forever expanding and contracting realms setting with no consequence for razing or raising cities.
>>416195021From where are these banners? I thought the bannermen mod died because Venris is a faggot
>>416199137It's the perfect setting. CA can set it in some pocket realm and give the map whatever layout they want.
>>416198990you'll get 2 skulls maximum
>>416199437We live Empirechads.Flags and Banners:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2922534576Province Recruitment:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2890463744Various Knight Orders and Religious Buildingshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2890463744Nice mod but still waiting on compatibility patchhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2890463744
>>416193032NTA, but how though lol?
>>416195021Yeah, this is great>>416200250steam link copying bamboozled youYou probably meant this for knightly orders https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2910815657
>>416200250>>416200812but can they beat chosen
>>416201270With Warrior Priest and Battle Wizard buffs, they can go toe to toe comfortably with Chosen. With Franz or an equivalent leading and buffing they can comfortably wipe the floor with them.
>>416200812Oh I would usually link that, but if you're going to be using that mod selection then you need the one without the Reiksguard as else you won't get/will get conflicts with the Sigmar's Heirs Reiksguard variants.
>>416166070LL for this feel?
>Turn 110>Once again I have no motivation to continueIrritating.
>>416202704just start another campaign lol
>>416199137>Forever expandingnope>and contractingnope>with no consequence for razing or raising citiesLMAO, nope. Three swings, all misses. You literally know nothing about the setting.
>>416166070Isn't KingGobbo the youtuber who posted how much he hated Domination mode and how broken etc. it was after he lost a game to a Slaanesh player?I remember that, he had a big meltdown over itHe deleted his youtube channel, but you can find traces of him online stillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtqGrDFmuEc
>>416203530I think they are different people
>>416203530That's a different guy and actual TW player. I remember people were getting hyped over him, even in this general. Until his pathetic sperg out
>>416202910Elaborate then please.
>>416202704Install Dynamic Disasters and Unnatural Selection, your end games can become truly like the End Times.
>>416203713>/twg/ getting hyped over e-celebs and MP peak reddit
>>416202704crisis are gay, just use a mod to pump faction potential to max for everyone.
>>416202910tell us anon how the clouds of coalesced fart magic workpretty sure it will be riveting
>>416180584Pal. Redditors are not welcomed.
>>416180232Why is Nagash using a corset and a croptop?
>>416196664>Karl zoggin FranzA generic grail lord could easily bested that glass cannon faggot.
>>416205138>big dick griffon rides off with grail knight in one claw, his steed in the other>ghal maraz embedded in the head of the former
>>416205376>*tired attributes triggered*Lol, yeah, enjoy that gimped mount and hammer.
>>416032442Chaos wins in the end. How does this make you feeel?Dawi Zharr were right
>>416201270of course not. Unless you install pic rel.
>>416205806>chorfs survive>just to get eaten by tyranidsI feel immense pity
>>416206109>these the people that keep screeching that GW is le bad for killing their setting to make groundmarines>while also adding groundmarines to their gamescurious
>>416206109>their ack- gical scythes
>>416206415empfags, not even once. >be empfag>kitbashes armour that's literally worthy to be worn by general and custom LL>use those kitbashes for trash tier units>inflate their stats (optional)
>>416206670>you don't get it my greatswords have a fancy hat so they get +1 armor
>>416204562Max potential (depending on where you draw the line at) becomes a fucking slog just like vanilla, with the exception of the AI actually fielding excess stacksEvery equatorial minor power also gets out of hand (skeggi/slaanesh/rats, new world colonies, huntsmarshal, crusader states, mourkain, azul, helhein, silver host, every non-LL near pigbarter, the cathay non-LLs)
>>416206850Fancy hats do canonically make you harder to kill
>>416206850fancy hats are literally an indicator of power levels in warhammer
>>416206923And some give you necromantic powers but that's not exactly standard issue for your frontline troops.
>>416206923It feels cheap if you use it on the most generic unit possible, fucking le greatsword.At least kitbashes original epic 16th century Landsknecht hats instead shoving Franz model.
>>416207249the crotch ladder is a nice touch tho
>>416207507She was only a halfling's daughter
>>416206670>>416206875>>416207249Who even plays these bullshit
>>416207947(man)children who want the map to be all reikland colors
Anyone as retarded as Ghorst for buffing their basic bitch unit to doomstack tier?Anyone even close? Like this is ridiculous and I love it.
>>416208719Gor'Rok makes saurus uberreptiles.
>>416195371>Empire of Reddit fans trying not to seethe at Bretonnia(challenge level: impossible)typical sigmarxist
>>416047261R*ts are worse than greenskins and stunties, combined. I will see to your genocide personally.