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Ballpoint kit with Big Bubbler soon. Believe it.
>>401072587I don't like ballpoint, I like hydra
This one got posted first we'll use it plus this one has the cute woomy for the OP
>>401072640What's the protocol for this? Keep the second one up for when this one hits the bump limit?
I only played Splatoon 1 and I'm thinking about getting 3 my biggest questions ares is the Zapper still in it? Is the clothing cool? And is it pozzed
green or yellow?
You have 10 seconds to name who your favorite idol is and to explain why.
>>401072737We haven't had this happen in recent memory. I suppose we could keep the yeb yebb n yebby thread as the next one?
>>401072783>Is the zapper still in itYes, all of the weapons from 1 and 2 are in it, but it only has the base zapper, no varients yet>is the clothing coolI think so>and is it pozzedno
> haven't gotten to the end of a SR match without wiping in agesAny suggestions or tips on improving my performance? I feel like I've gotta be doing something wrong because my teams keep losing constantly.
>>401072856JP Marina cuz she's really cute and also I wanna breed the choctopus.
>>401072783N-Zap is still inClothing is freshI don't know what "pozzed" means in the context of cartoon squids
>>401072856no i don't think i will
should I run multiple sub savers on the slosher? i love the ink bombs
>>401072783Nzap is in and it's still viable. It's not really pozzed minus renaming gender to style, but even then the characters are still clearly male or female.
>>401072856Pearl cus she's a cool little gremlin
>>401072943im so glad we didnt get these abominations jfc
>>401073004just use lde if that's what you're going for
If I ever find whoever designed the maps in Splatoon 3... I'm gonna make him play them.
>>401072856Marie because green is my favorite color
>>401073119the fuck is ide?
>everyone says reef can't kill>try reef>it very much can killit's a lot more threatening up close than it looks, at about one line you can sink a single ring vert into someone and then follow up with a grounded tapshot to really drive the point home, point blank you can just pump two tapshots and they just die3 line full charges are pretty usable, don't engage pros and 96s and you're golden, verts for 1v1s, horizontals to dispense deathflags when supported by teammates (seriously, it shits easy 90-hits like it shits missiles), enough run speed to play keepaway2 lines are awkward, but it's largely a keepaway weapon anywaycharge hold lets it be a bit aggro against 3-linersit's still disadvantaged in combat and got a gaping hole in its midrange prescense but god damn it is fun. it's like spla2n goob but kinda shit but also even more fun because you can be sloppy and play fast as fuck.
>>401073047Rad idgaf if it's viable or w/e I just love that weapon. Kinda suprised there isn't like a super scope weapon or virtual boy eye wear that'd be tits
>>401073047>characters are still clearly male or female.With the hair style change I've confused characters quite a few times actually.
>>401073279last ditch effort
Playing SR dumbass rando gets splatted by the fish the UFO drops then proceeds to stays inside its shield while yelling for help.At least the JP player not having a clue how to use Tenta in SR I can sorta get. If you never touch some weapons its a painful learning curve in SR when you get handed one.
>>401073345just learn the eyebrows
>>401071527>What's so hard about the basic splatbrella compared to tenta?nothing. you kill in two hits. just don't be dumb by running into people's faces and shooting before you're in range
>>401073291today i learned the hard way that reefslider simply driving over you killsi thought it was only the explosion
>>401073591that anon is talking about the REEF-LUX for the record
>>401073389>hime cut inkling
>>401072856Shiver because I love sharks
Does cohozuna give more rewards when you kill it? Why not just suicide together on the fourth wave?
>>401073591I learned that the fun way today by getting two splats via run them over
>>401073681>add a new special that starts with reef as a convenient cutoff point>add a new weapon that starts with reef as a convenient cutoff point.unironically what were they thinking?
>>401073698Players who do this know exactly what they're doing>>401073732Don't you want that shiny 1,000 cohozuna splats badge?
>>401072856pearl because she's rich like me
>>401073135Judging by these maps they're probably a charger main and would therefore flourish.
>>401073732I do think it does since I barely get anything if we don't manage to beat it compared to if we do
They should add unlockable hairstyles/eye colors
>>401073681wowjust my brain after an 12 hour shiftim going to sleep nowfuck the shitters and the japs up /ink/
>Custom E-liter>Moray Towers>Quick Respawn/Super Jump comboYep, its camping time
>>401073946You mean damage up
>>401073732What a weak mindset lol, no. I want the badges. What's your FC so I can blacklist you?
>>401073816reef is the bownobody calls the dolphin reef
>>401072587It's funny how fizzy bombs + ink jet would be fucking busted on any slayer weapon but it just feels okay on ballpoint
Scrub at 1 or 2 chunks?
>no tall octoling girl to carry in battle and be carried by out of battleit's not fucking fair
>>401072783>is it pozzed>>>/v/
>>401074218Thats only on the E-Liter with the Burst Bombs, This is the one to insure you drive your enemies crazy with reassurance and panic button even if they manage to get close
>Can only play splatlings or I have negative k/dHow the fuck do you play frontline weapons?
>>401074349nobody has the money for scrubbing at 1 chunks unless you're talking about the splat fest shirt
Is it just me, or do the Punk Pinks feel sluttier than the Punk Cherries?
>>401074437Make a quick respawn build and play like a gorilla until it clicks
>>401074572she looks disappointed in your selection
>>401072943Kill fish. Make breathing space.
>>401074475I'll give you fucking guess anonOnefuckingguess
What's your most used weapon so far anons? For me it's dualie squelchers
Salmon lumu doko?
>>401074762Octobush. By a fair margin.
>>401074737i like to do 2 chunks. 1 chunk is more "efficient" but backing out every 1 or 2 battles and spending the extra money is very annoying
>>401074825I am absolutely not going to repost this
What is woomy's favorite pokemon?
>>401074762Dualie squelchers, they carried me in the beginning of 2 tooHonestly I'm thinking of switching weapons though. The shot rng is frustrating and has ruined game saving kills for me personally. I know it isn't the best weapon at killing but still I'd like something a bit more consistent.I like splat bomb/wave breaker too much though and the range is nice...
>>401073946>>401074416>Insane Range>Doesn't need to full charge, can 1 shot with tap shots>Burst bomb for panic defending; before the nerf could throw 4 fucking bombs with 1 ink tank>Then the custom variant gets a panic specialMan, E-liters in 1 were fucking carried. I respect the people using it in 3.
Worst thing about Splatoon is it's the only vidya I play where alcohol just fucks me. I start twisting and tilting my pro controller like I'm flying a damn spaceship.
>Took Aerospray MG for a few turf rounds>End up in group where 3 more people are using it>Reef sliders and fizzy bombs everywhere for 5 matches.It was pretty wild but very fun
>>401074762Dynamo, though splat and flingza aren't far behind.
>>401072458We need to discuss the final solution to the Octoling menace. Ever since they've showed up they continue ruin our society.>Despite making up only 17% of the population, Octolings make up 52% of all crimes.>Majority of Homeless in both Inkopolis and Splatsville are Octolings.>Majority of these Octoling "Refugees" leech off of Social Security and refuse to get a job.>Octoling males are responsible for fathering over 72% of all single parent children.>Octoling births outnumber Inkling births 3/1.>Octoling/Inkling relationships are becoming increasingly more common.We need to do something now before these 8 tentacled freaks destroy our society.
>>401075386please give advice
>>401071886I replied in the last thread, but it's also about to die. If you feel confident, and you're willing to try, go for it! Maybe some active Anons will join in, as well as some of the shyer lurkers. Things are always worth giving a shot.
>>401074762dapple dualies. i enjoy pain
>>401075560worth it for the kit?
>>401075368>blame octolings>not the human shadow menacewake up carple!
>>401075368>We need to discuss the final solution to the Octoling menaceThe solution is simple, send them to my home
>>401074762Hydra, I'm only A+ rank so I feel like I'm not really being punished or contested most of the time yet. I like Junior too but I'd rather play it when I get some gear for it.
>>401074762Its fun to bamboozle when you're not getting bamboozled. Why they change the sub from the Curling Bomb to the Autobomb I will never know.
>>401074825I'll leave the door unlocked
>>401075873>average rainmaker enjoyer
>>401075630it's fun deleting anything you can hi-five. you basically have to play like scout in TF2. everything will vaporize you if aren't paying attention for half a second
>>401072856Pearl, because when she said "KENSHONTENSHON BESTOUKENSHON TESTATESTO BASTONTEIN ESTANAISHUN RASTARAISHUN DECHABAIZA TOSTINREIN" I felt that
>>401074762About an equal amount of both the Heavy Splatling and the Bloblobber, with the Octobrush not too far behind.
This game is fucking dogshit compared to 2If a sniper is in their base and you can only get to them by walking across a grate for 10 seconds, then how do you kill them? How do you kill them? HOW DO YOU FUCKING KILL THEM?
>>401074762I've tried a fair amount of other weapons but I always find myself coming back to the aerospray
>>401075962you don't kill snipersyou don't get killed by snipers
How do all you Hydrachads do it????I know there's at least 2 of you here, what's your secret to doing well? I've just been getting juggled between S 200-800 range for days now.
>>4010759623's map design is much worse but a splatoon 2 map is on rotation it's a better experience than playing that same map in 2
>>401075951shark bytes was so good during the final fest, wish there was a way to get that again
>>401076167I will defend Eeltail and Hagglefish.Eeltail is tight and fun.
I am once again asking for grubchads to team up with for maximum meme teaming
>>401075551might do it just to learn xmpp because discord sucks
>>401076329so is your mom
reminder to take your sunset pics within the next 2 hours, not sure if the time will change again in the next shop refresh or not
>>401073430Why is Hydra so satisfying?
>>401076329Hagglefish is the best 3 map easily.
>>401075517My advice, don't play it into soloq unless you have great aim for consistent one shots. You'll have no pressure if you play stringer and can't kill on your own, just like chargers. Shoot arrows behind cover if someone is hiding there or to check for hiding enemies, consider running thermal ink to sniff out people as well and to better harass people hiding behind cover.
>>401075368If you actually approached an inkling with this textblob they would either:>Stare at you blankly, probably thinking about being fresh or other capitalist activities >Drool while thinking about eating a double topped crab pizza while washing it down with a cherry berry fizzy boom>Just leave mid conversation to go turf warThe average inkling is canonically hedonistic to a fault. They just can't care beyond eating/brawling/spending. The idols/cuddlefish are exceptions, and even old agent 3 acts like s/he's a state of nonstop boredom.
>Long day working>Come home to relazx and play squid game>first 4 matches were relaxing and good>Feels good>Suddenley paired agains 3 japs>Curbstomped hardWhy does nips have to fucking ruin everything?
what's a good set for the splattershot jr? was considering LDE, respawn punisher and special saver as mains but not sure what else to put, i like to throw bombs but going balls to the wall with sub ink saver might not be beneficial for myself or the team, or any other recommendations?>>401076389why not use matrix/element?, should be easier to setup maybe
>>401076526i hate hagglefish, mid is too flat for me to camp with eliter which instantly makes it the best map
>>401076396She's fun but I highly doubt she's tight after 3 kids
>>401072856Marina because she's an ebony queen and a based soldier of the octarian empire who will one day send the filthy fucking squids to the kettles while they reign over the surface world
>couldn't hear the bomb sound because I was listening to a streamer while playing rankedsorry for being a zoomer bros
>>401076674This is why the Octoling Replacement is for the good of seaciety.
I have a newb question, do you have to wear your splatfest tee for your fights to count during the splatfest or no?
>finally flank a charger>He's clearly not looking at me>I just explode>He knew I was there the entire time but the game decided to not even show him turning to face me or shootingThank God we can see where they are aiming it helps so much
Looking for an image I thought I had saved and I got no clue which thread I saw it in now.Its a pair of cephs in a full power armor set and they are holding splatlings
>>401076792Some sins cannot be forgiven.
>>401076810Octoling/Inkling hybridization is the way of the future.
>>401076792Callie would never say this :(
>>401076719>lose game to octobrush main>swap to octobrush>lose and swap to main weapon againI feel you bro but we need to stop doing it.
>>401076829Everyone is forced to wear it during splatfests
>>401076675Every time I get matched against a team of all Japanese names I screenshot it, and my brother does the same. We are going to compile a folder of all the times we knew we'd get folded as soon as we saw we got matched against Ingonks. (Our term for Japanese players)
>>401076829You will automatically have your shirt on during the splatfest
>>401076829You can't change your shirt during splatfest. Everyone is forced to wear the tee.
where there's a will, there's a weyy
>>401076674> even old agent 3 acts like s/he's a state of nonstop boredom.Because 8 isn't with her right now she's got no one to really play with. Callie just isn't her type and Marie is into 4
I've been here less than a week and can tell /ink/ needs a pastebin faq. No I'm not making it but probably start with splatfest tee questions.
>>401074762Tri-Stringer, apparently. Need to try it out in the other three game modes. Maybe barring Rainmaker because I hate it.>>401075386My fellow Tri-Stringer friend.>>401075517Not the Anon you were asking, but I would say Tri-Stringer is all about the second charge ring. One full ring will cause the next shot to fire explosive darts. The second ring's charge will determine how close together the darts will be, and how far they will travel. Use this to harass enemies from various distances, and provide ample amounts of assistance to your teammates. This is a support kit with killing power. Keep a fair amount of distance, because your Main can afford to, but be ready to mobilize when necessary, because it can. Toxic Mist is great for getaways, keeping away, and applying pressure. Be the most obnoxious person on the battlefield.
>Agent 8 and Agent 4 will return for DLC as Off the Hook's muscleI believe
>>401077057I always kind of suspected a deadening of emotions would be the result of the sterilization process or whatever 3 was subjected to.
>>401077116Thanks, thats the one
what's the thing you get again for beating all the tableturf opponents on lv3 or whatever
>>401077186>Agent 4>musclethat's a good one i hope you're right
>>401077186I hope they kiss
i unironically won't mind if pearl and marina replace shiver and frye after the dlc is out
>>401077186source on this?
Flounder Heights when?
>>401077116>assume this kind of CHAD ENERGY is what playing a Splatling will feel like>actually try one
>>401077430link to full thing for the love of god please
Are the Callie/Marie reprints of higher build quality than the originals? Like neater paint/finer sculpt and shit?
>>401077426No source, that's just my wish
>>401077549You NEED to keep that Chad Energy because you will be focused down constantly. If you waver in your conviction, you're done
>>401076134dont use the hydra if you have no gamesense and cant aim lol
>>401076674they're literally teenagers
>>401077612It gets spammed almost every thread and we still have retards asking for links
>>401077116>Be me, inkling, die to 2-3 shots>Get chad power armor>Still die in 2-3 shotsUgh Nintendo?!
I understand what I was doing wrong. I am now an n-zap main and I will squidbag every time I get a cheap kill with the suction bomb
grubfags after splatfest
>>401077774i meant source on the artworkon both, actually
if they add fuzzy hairstyles in an update, will you wear it?
>>401077963anon? the based department is calling for you
>>401077861haven't ever seen it before, haven't popped in for a couple days >>401078030no
>>401076680could probably do either matrix/xmpp. need to look into it.also personally double bomb is the reason why i run junior at all. LDE + 2 mains + 1 sub ISS
>>401077207Could be or could just be her natural chuuni self showing even more as she gets older.All the more reason she needs that cute, sexy, lovable 8 beside her all the time.
>>401078030No because the way they rendered the fuzz is hideous. Really showing the POWER of the Nintendo Switch.
>>401076792I will judge you for being an ADD riddled young'un until you learn to stop.
>>401077991>afterbefore, during, and after
>>401078030hell no, never made an octoling and will never use fuzzy hair unless your inkling starts producing breast milk with it
>>401078162woomy please stop eating
>>401077991chubby callie is so cute
What're the most used to least used weapon types?
>>401077893>tfw no Slow Super Armor mainskill to tank Chargers and Suction Bombs then waddle away at half speed
I DONT UNDERSTAND THE MINDSET OF SOME OF THESE FUCKING PLAYER, WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING RETARDED?!>BE IN A NICE LEAD DURING SPLATZONES>GAMES IS PRACTICALLY OURS>RETARD TEAMATES DECIDE TO PUSH UP TO THEIR SPAWN>GET WIPED AND COST US THE GAME BECAUSE WE CANT RETAKE THE ZONEWHAY ARE THEY ALL SO STUPID
2 and a half hours to get your nintendy good boy points icons till they switch out with the next batch
>>401078234based, thank you
Yebweyy bros WHERE?
>>401077829It's very much a think that's lost in translation, but in the Japanese and somewhat the European version they writers very specifically mention the term "hedonistic" quite often.Commander Tartar especially, implying they are largely worse than the average human in how much they just fuck around.
>>401078340I know people like loli but I think a fetus is a bit too far anon.
>>401078321*you suddenly remember all the games you've lost because they were spawn camping you and you couldn't get to the objective*
>>401078385What even is this
>>401078321There's a button on the left of your keyboard next to the A that says caps lock, you should give it a click. also, git gud
>>401078340No matter how big her dress is that lazy snarky squid can't hide her food baby.
>>401078461A fetus is fine too
>>401078413I like to think that all hydra mains are obsessive about their weapon
>>401078434what's the line? i played the first game in japanese but sequels in english. i did get that vibe but always just took it as him being negative and finding things to criticize as much as possible
>>401078465Just a way to spend platinum points, you buy avatar icons, background and frames then mix and match them. You're limited to the series though so kinda gay. Can't mix NES ones with Splatoon ones for example.
>>401078413They're in the /trash/ threadGo back there
>>401078465Icons/icon borders/ and bgs for Platinum points, which are points earned through doing dumb but easy little "missions".Go to the nintendo online icon on your switch home menu (close your game first or the lag will be physically painful), and go down to missions and rewards. there you can see the splat icons and if you click the "-number-/4" button on the top you can see some missions you can do to get more points.The missions are stuff like "play and online game" and "backup data to the cloud" so you probably have points without even realizing you were earning them.There also a lot more ways to earn them on the nintendy rewards website. They're all very easy. It's stuff like "connect twitter/fb/3ds account for ten points each" and "find the hidden squids on the splatoon website for 50 points"
>>401076134Well I wouldn't play it in clam blitz for starters. If you're going to play a splatling in clam blitz you're going to want to use something far faster. Maybe heavy.
>>401076389A new learning opportunity! That is always great. Never knew about XMPP until today, so it sounds fascinating. Is this a difficult process to understand? Not a lot of people are fond of Discord lol. I can understand why.
>>401077207in octo expansion she's trying really hard to be cool (she's wearing a fucking cape)by the time of 3 she just actually is cool, she faked it until she made it
>>401078760Originally something roughly in regards to "all you do is fight in pointless turf wars!" In the American translation it comes out to something like "You just fight over pointless genetics" which was a massive shark jump because the original never said anything about race
>>401078773i don't get it
>>401079041yeah, i think he's making fun of the teenage inklings caring so much about the games they play, fashion they wear, etc.
>>401079179it's not a sex joke
>>401078773the 8 ball levels were the easiest
Saw Marie in Splatsville. She ain't looking so great these days.
>>401079179she thinks an octopus has been turned into a pool 8-ballstay in school
>>401079337Yeah i saw her hanging out in that alley too in those kinda skimpy clothes.You don't thinks she resorted to... Y'know...?
dried jerky flops are always shorti want to see callie with huge dried floppers
>>401079041>In the American translation it comes out to something like "You just fight over pointless genetics" which was a massive shark jump because the original never said anything about raceHe was talking about the great turf war
So what are the licenses for after you get every weapon?
>>401079337Old age will take her soon
>>401079179it's a sex joke
>>401079432>>401079490she's a bit round around the edges
>>401074762I like spreading my usage out
>>401079337Found her in an alleyway. She propositioned me, I said no, she offered to do it for FREE. What the fuck?
>>401078948I don't get it, I don't mind Discord but whatever anons prefer. Your way of expressing yourself is familiar, is it you, homo?
>>401079520I like spreading you out
>>401079391wtf that's grim
>>401079229He was talking about humanity vs the modern races and his justification for literal genocide
>tfw can't just pick a main
>>401079461>>401079229These are points brought up a lot before, but generally don't hit home when you consider that actual context of his character and repeating themes of the original translation I'll just let you be the judgehttps://youtu.be/uQAtT7-cGDA
>>401074762im a stupid gay faggot homosexual fag gay boy
>>401079593The Octo expansion got pretty fucking dark.
>>401077186I'm sure they'll show up eventually. The Splateam has been really good about keeping older characters around and using them.
I fight for my friends
A laughing win animation would be good.
>>401079965this pic looks niceis CQ your Marie in OE?
>>401079478future weapon updates
>>401079556Discord never really bothered me either, but it is not as if I use it regularly. Also no.
>>401080202Not him but sorta, he's your guide, If you haven't played it you really should anon before you get spoiled
>>401080202No.Go play Octo Expansion right now. Don't come back until you have.
>>401080217but the weapon cap is expected to be 30most of us should reach it by then
>>401080265Oh crap, once again I fail to recognize a buddy, in any case it's good to meet you, fellow boy enjoyer, hope we play soon.
I'm gonna rival the jp brella gods and nobody here can stop me
>Struggling with Profresh +3 hell>Decide to demote myself down to part timer to see if I can get a King Salmon>Get paired with the exact same peopleThis explains everything
>Museum D'Alfonsino in rotation>Winrate instantly plummets because the game keeps forcing me to go there instead of the other map in rotationI hate this place so much I really wish it had not been brought back.
>>401080359it's too late now. i ran out of time and got filtered by the hub in the last area of octo canyonmaybe after i finish the catalog i can go back
>>401079298They are if you go slowly but most people don't have that kind of patience and tried to speed them and well test fail.I took my time with them so I found them relaxing with that great chill music that plays on their stages.
Anyone know of especially good locations in the square for taking pictures?
How do I win?
>>401076848>anon discovers flick firingtry flanking harder next time
>>401079461Which was a thing, sure, but this whole thing where he describes everything wrong with inklings and it all applies just as well to humanity is completely made up by treehouse. They literally made up this thematic element.
>>401080542Do it NOW anon
>>401080542You got filtered by...an Octo Canyon hub?Okay, maybe don't play Octo Expansion, it's too high-level for the likes of you.
>>401080617By getting good.
>>401080617ink the base, make sure every last pixel is covered. Ignore the tryhards telling you to rush mid at the start, I lost a game once because someone didn't ink base so it's the most important thing you can do
>>401074762I'm still flip flopping between a bunch of weapons but I'm enjoying Inkbrush, N-Zap and Splat.Jr the most.
>>401080719How can we get the entirety of Treehouse fired?
Where are the adult diaper posters?
>>401080146Fuck now I want one
>>401079880Supposedly homosexual Anon, would you mind elaborating on your experience with REEF? What is your game plan with it? Your positioning amongst teammates and enemies, what type of shots you use. Anything really. Is there a particular game mode or two where you believe it shines brightest? After playing Tri-Stringer, I thought the two would provide similar strategies. They do not.
>get slightly ahead in RM>spend the entire rest of the match using the RM as bait and splatting the entire teamI feel like something just clicked in my slayer brain
>>401080542>filtered by the hub
>>401080202>he doesn't know
>>401080969>ink shit>use tentamissile>repeat 10x per gamesimple as
>>401080969Not that anon but I've played a bit of reef. You're a midliner support who has the potential to one shot. Your main priority is harassing w/ tentamissiles. To ink, uncharged tap shots are best. With how fast it charges, always go full charge when fighting and remember you can swim with the charge. Try to be agile and get jump shots.
>>401080719He didn't say much about humanity though. He was just calling the cephs wasted potential
BANG BANG BING
What's the advantage of using the Heavy over the Ballpoint?
>Scrapper will target the last crew member to attack them.I did not fucking know this.
>>401081227Heavy has more consistent mid/close range splats I think
>>401081227More consistent splatting and a better specialBallpoint has the best sub in the game an is a bit more versatile
>>401081227Faster charging and wave breaker
>>401081227Heavy has an actual, usable kit
i'm already bored of the current weapons, i want new kits
I don't think I've seen enough people in the grub tee to field a baseball team. Its like 60% gear 40% fun
>>401074762.52 gal followed by n-zap, but I'm trying to learn squeezer now
>ME>run into tiniest speck of enemy ink>instantly bogged down like I'm knee-deep in tar>trying to run, jump or swim away just makes me flop around in place like a retard>most of the time also out of ink at that very moment>get promptly splatted by someone I didn't even see coming while trying to escape>THEM>casually running over our pristine ink fields like Jesus Squidfucking Christ on waterFUCKING HOW FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAA
lobby is playing the jam right now
>>401073430What’s the Veemo’s name?
>>401080969Basically deserves to be its own weapon class compared to Tri. Uncharged shots basically get a perfect arc of ink coverage, so you can pretty quickly perfectly cover an area. You want to be spamming missiles a lot so I’m running Special Charge and Main Ink Saver. When you have to engage with enemy players, you get an instant kill if you can line up all three charged shots. If you don’t, uncharged shots shoot at a ~70 degree angle from center, so you can position yourself in an odd way and avoid close range enemy fire. I’d say the max range is about the same as a Splattershot Pro. The first “click” of the charge maxes out the damage per arrow, the further charging is just narrowing the spread of the shots. If someone is closer by and you aren’t already panic spamming uncharged shots, you don’t have to fully charge for a 3-shot instakill. Splat Zones is the best ranked mode. Start the match inking backline and spamming missiles to fish for a kill, you should have 3 fired by the time you start engaging with the zone. The speed that you ink the turf means you can flip the zone super quickly, as long as your competent teammates are drawing fire away from you. Tower Control is pretty good, Tenta Missiles usually get kills when everyone is close together and their missiles hit other players when they dodge. When people are all around the tower you can get two or three kills if you’re lucky, but at the very least Missiles are providing a really big boon in the way of disruption. It’s probably pretty good in CB but I refuse to play during Clam Blitz hours
>>401081768lmao, fuck off with that wall of text.
>>401047202gonna do yebwey.xyz because the domain is like, a tenth of the price. please understand
>>401081810based adhd anon
>I'm so happy, anon!
Just think about it...
>>401081852Still cheering for you, anon.
>>401081893>it's zoomer not to give walltext spergs the time of dayNTA but I must be a fucking babby then because fuck all that lmao
>>401081810sorry bro mr. anon asked me to “elaborate” crazy as that may sound
>>401082010Fitting image, Callie strikes me as an ADHD type
>>401081939I ran for office for Inkopolis specifically so that I can give Octolings fast and easy immigration
>A->-157p>"Spend 100p to begin ranked series?"
>>401082124No. Callie is happy happy girly bouncey bouncey 24/7.
>>401080741i must have the dab>>401080768i found like two kettles then i gave up because it was too hard. then 3 came out so i haven't started 2 since thenthe shower head was fun even though i almost didn't make it
Splatoon 3 >Made Turf War ten times worse thanks to friends.>Made Salmon Run ten time worse for casual players.>The story mode is a boredfest with annoying mini games>Ranked is still a clusterfuck.>Splatoon 2 shit bringing down the experience.>Tenta and other weapons are pointless to use. Thanks to the map, sub weapon, or due to no MPU.At least Spatoon 3 maps/specials are ok. Getting bored with the game. Thank god there's alot new games coming out this year.
>>401081870Congratulations on your wedding
>>401081870>you will never have a squid wife>you will never even have a splatoon wife
Am I the only one upset that they're adding old content from Splat 1 & 2 as "updates" and they're not in the base game?It's like artificial new content.What are they actually making that's new?
>>401082187Would you happen to be a squawking metal box?
>>401081870Post more squids in wedding dresses
>>401081768>you should have 3 WHOLE SPECIALS fired by the time you start engaging with the zonewhat in the goddamn
>>401081186He might as well literally go "I will destroy you and start anew because you're retreading humanity's mistakes." It's a VERY obvious implication, anon.
what a slut
>>401082268Anon, the single player levels of 2's original campaign are braindead easy. In fact, when going for 1000% on it, I would speedrun them as fast as possible and got the majority of stages done in under 2-3 minutes.
>>401082463welcome to the wonderful world of reeflux
>enter splat zones>two reefs and a sloshing machineyeah i dont care about the threat of bans anymore.rage quits for all of these bullshit teams.whats the worst punishment btw?
>>401082463REEF is fucking disgustingly good at charging special. I saw some picture of one firing off 14 in a TW match here
>>401081870i made her a little less derpy
>>401082531>Inklings canonically never wash their clothesImagine the smell
>>401082734nah thats just (both) agent 3(s)
what level are you guys? I just hit level 2
>5 total players disconnect>2 players left on my team, and one splatana left on their teamThanks shitty netcode. I'll take the free win.
>>401082531>Even the flip flop is hero gear themedWouldn't it be crazy if they have hero gear undergarmenthaha
>>401082437No, because I love Octolings for all their faults, and their faults being too cute and perfect
>I gave you a path with the tenta brella so you could deal with the Stinger, but no you just wanted to throw a bomb and let it screw us all over. Shit teammates.
>>401081870>>401082692I don't see a difference
grabbing Maries bellywatching her get flusteredwho's laughing now, chubster
>you don't get EXP bonuses for freshness rankings in turf anymore
>>401082536switching to gyro made it a little easier but it still takes a long time to find the hidden stuffthe stages are easily 10 minutes especially the amazon brawls
>>401083024I think they moved the mouth down a bit
>going for the splattershot pro holo sticker>basically dont have a sub weaponthis is worse than i thought.
>>401082990Sorry I can't read minds anon
>>401082204Quit while you're ahead.Don't be like me who' S+ but over 1200 points in the hole because I'm actually a C-ranker disguised as an S+.
>>401082837still stuck on 1, any tips?
Splatfes 3 song is clearly inferior to its predecessors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1vw3ATzNxQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETNc3GPQyWs
what the fuck is the point of having short matches and persistent lobbies if the game randomly disconnects every other round. "heh, our netcode works fine in japan!" i hate nintendo.
>>401083428They let you go negative 1k? Why not just demote, staying in a rank you're floundering in sounds worse.
>>401083460But the battle songs more than make up for ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwGiikJE11Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_MMsXRI5GU
I'm ready for splatoon 4
Shiverfags, I essentially sent you're waifu to the shadowrealm with a tableturf score of 112 to 51, how does that make you feel?
>>401083664You are not ready for Quad color turf war
>>401083683>you're waifuNo, I'm not
Ok so turns out beating all story mode levels with every weapon choice gets you absolutely nothing, not even a "complete" on the map
>>401083683Who will bully me now...
>>401083439try turf war
>Rainmaker>loading music keeps playing>suddenly I can see everyone heading for the rainmaker>Comm Error
>>401083763Too late, you are now
>>401083602rank decays at the end of the season every three months
I like splat 3 music but there's just something about splat 2 that I miss so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFPrwy-rjkA
Are there any technique for killer wail? Do you just try to look in the general direction of as many players as possible? Or does targeting multiple players divide the speakers and make them useless? Also, how come some players will be glowing bright after they die? It's just a bright glow, not that circular locator symbol
>>401083817cant beat the communication error boss >:(
>>401080784>ink the baseTHIS so much this!!!!! 90% of the time every match I play in turf I always get the gold #1 base inker medal. Its so rare to run into other players who know this simple little fact that helps you win.
I like this music a lothttps://youtu.be/UlutODHx7TA
>>401083664We are proud to announce Splatoon 4. Maps are now two completely disconnected platforms suspended in space for Chargers to line up shoot at each other from. Please look forward to it. Please understand.
>>401083940>there's just something about splat 2 that I miss so muchactually good music
Give me some drawing ideas for a certain woomy Lewd or not, don't matter
Heavy Splatling or Hydra?
>>401083460Nah. Splat1 was good, Splat2 shit the bed and Splat3 is the return to form
>>401079490Inklings live to be 100+.
>>401083602The game won't let me derank.Rank only goes down at the end of the season.
>>401084168Hydra if you're based, heavy if cringe
>>401084161Clothed Impregnation in public
>>401084161Male and female going on a dinner date or lounging in the lounge whiles cuddling
>>401083948you have to move the reticle over each enemy to make it pick up more targets
>>401084161footsie under the tableturf table
>>401074762My muhfuggin HuckleberryHe may not be flashy, but he gets the job done.
>>401083940Really? I thought 2's campaign music was really forgettable, especially compared to 1.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO27YOnfSJI
>>401084143New feature: multiple spawn zones. Players not using a charger are spawned in an inescapable pit below the platforms.
>>401084161Woomies in wedding dresses
Do you think after a long string of work shifts waging a race war on the salmonids so that you can kidnap their young en-masse your ceph has trouble looking their Little Buddy in the eye?
>>401084075All of the bits with the Grizzco theme throughout the story never failed to make me grin, I don't get how people didn't like the final portion, it was pretty adorable all considered
>>401084397No, those other salmonoids are NOT people. Its like crying at ants being killed after swarming you
>>401075368>Octoling males are responsible for fathering over 72% of all single parent children.See, that's bullshit right there, because 72% of all Octoling males are gay.
>get matched up against japs>get absolutely destroyed in under a minuteI hate fighting those rice fuckers, but they're at least efficient in raping my team.
>>401084397NoThose are evil creatures with their spoons. My LB is pure and has no spoon
>>401084161Cute happy woomy waving you down in an oversized shirt with accidental nip slip
My review for maps. Splatoon 2 maps can fuck off. Not talking about that shit stain.Scorch Gorge>Turf - GOOD>Tower Control - Under Review>Clam Blitz - GOOD>Splat Zones - Under Review>Rainmaker - OKEeltail Alley>Turf - GOOD>Tower Control - GOOD>Clam Blitz - GOOD>Splat Zones - ASS>Rainmaker - Under ReviewHagglefish Market>Turf - OK>Tower Control - ASS>Clam Blitz - Under Review>Splat Zones - Under Review>Rainmaker - OKUndertow Spillway>Turf - GOOD>Tower Control - Under Review>Clam Blitz - ASS>Splat Zones - Under Review>Rainmaker - GOODMincemeat Metalworks>Turf - ASS>Tower Control - ASS>Clam Blitz - ASS>Splat Zones - ASS>Rainmaker - Under ReviewHammerhead Bridge>Turf - GOOD>Tower Control - GOOD>Clam Blitz - Under Review>Splat Zones - GOOD>Rainmaker - GOODMuseum d'Alfonsino>Turf - GOOD>Tower Control - GOOD>Clam Blitz - AMAZING>Splat Zones - Under Review>Rainmaker - Under ReviewMahi-Mahi Resort>Turf - ASS>Tower Control - GOOD>Clam Blitz - GOOD>Splat Zones - ASS>Rainmaker - Under ReviewSalmon Run Next WaveSpawning Grounds - OKSockeye Station - GOODGone Fission Hydroplant - GOODWait! Only three maps....WTF! Let me laugh at Salmon Run mode! LOL....Salmon Run players got fuck in weapons, money, and stages! LOL
>>401084335Each Charger user will be assigned a non-Charger player as a pet. If their pet survives the Inescapable Plebeian Pit for more than 5 seconds, they get 1 use of Tenta Missiles
>>401084530And the other 28% are gigachads that pump and dump on the regular
>can't get a good pic of Marie for my locker
>>401079848rassicas doesn't actually speak Japanese, relies on machine translation and others, and denies the canonical fact that developers say the playable inklings are 14. She's also a "non-binary" attention whore who thinks loli and fictional thought "crimes" should be a jailable offense.
>>401083464Yeah, we’re definitely having sex tonight.
>>401084774She doesn't bite
>>401084161buying wonder bread
>>401084507>invade the spawning grounds of another species deep in their territory with the explicit purpose of kidnapping babies>literally use their eggs as weapons to kill the Cohozunas that come to rescue their unborn>"No, THEY are the aggressors!"
>>401084646this is a biased EXPLOSHER'S opinion that's WRONG about hammerhead bridge
>>401078131>>401077861>>401078906>>401077430please give artist name
>>401084778you can put pics in your locker?!
>>401084962Don't care, plus I commit war crimes and make sure they never go back to see their families
>>401084981Level 30 unlocks a photo frame
>>401084981It's for his irl locker
>>401084981after you buy a frame that costs six figures>>401084778you have to take one of her pits to compare them with the callie pits webm
>>401084351how hard is it to draw the fucking eyemask properly
>>401084802Apparently they've had some kind of breakdown because of Mr. Grizz from what I've heard.
>>401084646Retarded take. Splatoon 3 maps are absolutely dogshit level design, Splatoon 2's were passable, and 1's were good. Haven't you seen the memes going around? It's just paradise for long-range weapons, hallways with single choke points. Gorge is the only semi-passable one.
>>401084962The cephalopod cries out in pain as he strikes you.
Is there any way to see the splatfest version of the town square in Splatoon 2 like there is in Splatoon 1? I got the game too late and never got to see the fes versions of any of the maps
>>401085135Ask >>401082692 for help
>>401085184all splatfest maps and fest versions of normal maps are playable in private battlesthere's no way to see the square
>>401085129is that rainy
>hammerhead>good>museum>good/amazingbiased nigger weapon user detected
>>401084963It's not my problem you get deadlock in that map!>>401085147I use the EXPLOSHER! So it's all good for me and sucks for you. Just pray the upcoming DLC maps turn out good for bomb faggot short rage weapons. LOL
>>401085069Can other players see the photo?
>>401074762Only using Tetra Dualies till I 5 star them. 200k/1million. Going to 5 Star all the Dualies.
>>401084746>gigachads>males in Ceph societySon... this is a matriarchy. The males are subservient to the females. Woomies have to rape males, and often bully them into marriage. Veemoes are able to attract mates by being nice and offering protection from Woomies.
This will be my first splatfest
>>401085347bridge is bad FOR the explosher!
>>401085140kek, like she didn't want him to be evil or something? need drama>>401085184how do you view the night versions in 1? i don't remember that details
24 max sails for Ruler rank, plus winning
>managed to beat cohozuna on high tide spawning groundseriously lucky though, not a single flyfish or stinger spawn
>>401085439hope youu have fun!
>>401085347all the splat 3 maps are tiny shitass "lose mid once and never get it back" deadlock maps! EXPLOSHERs can't splosh when splatter jrs can reach you from their own spawn point!
>>401085134the frame is free.
Ina's playing Splat 3 again she's on the Those aren't birds station. And losing the same way I did on it.
>>401085140>>401085463whoops*need drama details, please
>>401085445The fuck! The shit is open space to EXPLO people ass. It might be just a you problem. What's bad for the EXPLOSHER, is Undertow Spillway and Mincemeat Metalworks.
>>401085540>tfw no 18+ horror survival spinoff about surviving a salmonid outbreak
>>401084774Her tongue game strong
>>401085671There is, it's called Freelance
>>401085638How do you even know the names of these people? You seem invested in this
>>401085748Ignore him. He donates money to twitch whores.
HOW DO YOU BEAT THAT FATASS SALMON KING BOSSIS IT JUST IMPOSSIBLE ON CERTAIN MAPS? WHERE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING ROOM
>comm error>here's your loss bro :)God fuck damn shit ass incompetent company
>gets the RMGood>runs back to our base with itno>gets splatted with itNO>they get itSTOP IT>they take lead and get the dunkAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU BRUSHTARD
>>401085605>6,000 people watching thatWhat the fuck?
>>401085835use the eggs to one shot bosses, so you can generate more eggs to kill him
>>401085835LOWER DOWN THE ENEMY SPEED! THEY WONT LET ME FIRE AT THE DAMN BOSS!
>>401085835git gudwatch the japanese players do it and learn
What are good Splatoon themed YouTube channels to subscribe to?
>>401085626>Mincemeat Metalworks.what? you have a wall and low ground to hide behind, and once you get a wipeout you can move forward to keep them from getting back to the grateit's a good map>Undertow Spillwayit's bad until you figure out the trick is to just keep one zone covered from low ground while scoring assiststhe bridge is a death funnel and you can't even go down the side because there's no way to get back up!
>>401072856I'm not going to explain.
>>401084161Romantic candelit dinner
>>401085129why be a faggot, just link the full thingseems the artist deleted their pixiv?>>401086030>youtubenone
Can you show me what high level turf war looks like?
>>401086101You like Gardevoir
>>401086191You'll see it when you're matched up against a squad of nips during splatfest
>>401086191it's like splat zones but there are like 5 zones per map
>>401086161>why be a faggotBecause he literally is one
>>401086096Only a charger would say mincemeat is anything but dogshit
>>401085803He could be like our no feet anon and freaks out when someone post feet just in this case its Vtuber for any reason at all.
>>401086262Don't Japanese players suck?
>great sr team>beat a bunch of rounds, kill two fat salmoniggas>Multiplayer maps and modes updated!NOOOOGGAMAMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>401085384Bottom two are solid looking loadouts
>>401086262The nips will be in their own fest
>>401085535What about Ruler+ rank?
>>401086425I wish. Anytime I'm matched against one with a sloshing machine or charger my ass cheeks tighten up.
>>401086474Alot of people here switched to JP for Splatfests so they'll get mostly japs
When does Samon reset??? It's the same weapons and my points are the same as they were yesterday morning!!
Fuck you Harmony, you don't need to remind me I'm poor as dirt in this game.
Holy shit this game has so many different weapons I was expecting like 6 to choose from
>>401086350i main EXPLOSHER please pay attention
>>401085949I had a question about this i hope you have an answerI started doing this more using eggs to kill bosses but ive only done it on bosses where you can hit anywhere for damage (like maws) and i killed a scrapper with one but i shot his backI was wondering if its still a KO if you hit them ANYWHERE or does it have to be their weak spot. Like would i have killed the scrapper with it if i shot the front? Can i kill a steelhead shooting the egg anywhere at its body or it has to be the balloon?Sorry for retard question plz halp
>>401086660>last panelliterally me 5 minutes ago
woomies in love
How do I choose my team for the splatfest?
>>401086682press x and go to stages and down to salmonit's every 40 hours
>>401086683>in this gamereal life too
>>401086825Hold your switch close to your face and shout the team name as loudly as you can.I had to scream "GRUB GRUB GRUB" a few times before it registered. Kinda dumb but whatever.
>>401085129>>401085294LMAOOOOOOOO IT IShttps://skeb.jp/@calicoM22/works/1https://imgur.com/a/pJxK7BZ
>>401086694>Being a literal EOPlmaoYeah, I've got nothing.
>>401085835You need to agro the cohozuna away from other bosses but not too fat away so that you can't throw eggs. Remember that some weapons should be laying down constant fire on him to chip away health, but don't neglect helping team mates kill other bosses or throwing eggs. About throwing golden eggs, you can kill bosses at their weakpoints with one and for some bosses, an example being the drizzler, they need 2 eggs so I'd suggest throwing one egg and shooting to finish it off to save 1 egg. If you hit just above the cockpit at the open lids of a flyfish you'll take it down in one shot with a golden egg. While you can no longer throw eggs to team mates, you can still launch them towards the basket using the big shot cannons so utilise that whenever some eggs are just too far out. Use your crab tank rapid fire attack on him, I suggest waiting to use this after he uses his "splashdown" attack as it seems to have a cooldown and you want to do as much damage with the crab tank as you can. If you can and you're feeling brave, try to lure bosses into a single area near by if you have booyah bomb. It's undeniably the best special when used correctly as it will erase anything that gets hit by it.. besides big shots.. but oh well, fuck them and their 1,200 health
>>401086825Hold an item representing your team over the NFC point until it registers. I had to hold a sledgehammer over my JoyCon for 5 minutes straight.
https://youtu.be/r-HSjzZSRvoThis is a good video.
>>401084802>rassicas doesn't actually speak Japanese, relies on machine translationdo you have a source for that
>that bobblehead salmon that i presumed was catalog exclusive is in my shop right nowI.... Jesus Christ this catalog is looking more and more shit by the day.
>>401086971>tfw my soup spilled on my switch when i was signing upGrubbros, not like this..
>>401083940I wish we got a badass boss theme like in 1 and 2. We could have had a great 3-way mashup.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaKxPmCOT60At least we got the Octoling theme back.
>>401087081You think THAT'S bad? I tried to saw my Switch in half so I could use one part to register for Team Fun using the other part and now it doesn't work! Did they even test this game?
You can keep whatever sub abilities? The game keeps randomizing me a new one after matches
God fucking dammit I hate being screwed over by team compDon't put two fucking rollers on the same team god damn it
How does one acquire conch shells once the catalog is complete? I'm lvl 84 already and dont know what happens when it is completed
>>401086983search twitter, she mistranslated some stuff badly a few years ago and i and some others called her out for it
>>401087268There's a Catalog B at Lv.101
>>401087193Someone pulled a SSSR gacha today
>>401086085Nice. Hope people keep drawing fanart of the see-through bug.
>>401087268find out>>401087319what's in it?
>all 3 tard helmets in my shopIT KEEPS HAPPENINGWHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
>>401087295I am not going to search through their entire twitter to find this
>play on mincemeat>lose
>>401087359>see-through bug.Wait What???
>>401087516>play on mincemeat>win im lying haha
>Want to wear cool clothes but they have shitty abilities I don't like/use>but also want useful abilities - which are usually on ugly clothesIs this the biggest dilemma in Splatoon?
>>401081107>>401081141>>401081768Thank you very much for your replies, Anons. I deeply appreciate them. So a huge part of REEF's game plan really does boil down to Missile spam, huh? Three replies here, and a few from yesterday. Suppose its later kits will be more of the same. Never expected there to be another Main that focusses on popping as many Specials as possible the way N-ZAP does, but I stand corrected. Fair enough, it does have superb turfing capabilities.When playing with it yesterday, I noticed how potent the weapon's jump shots were compared to T-Stri. Knowing that its fully charged shots are comparable in range to a Splattershot Pro's is also excellent information to have. It has more range to it than I realized. The mode details are also great to have. This was all excellent information to obtain. Thank you again!
I HATE the range blaster so fucking much, Its such a shit weapon, i can't fucking understand why its still in this fucking game, i really want the dev that thought this weapon was a good idea, to get cancer and die in a fire, another Koanime needs to happen to their home.
>2 more tableturf levels away from 50I curse walking this path. I just wanted to be the king of games.
Do you really have to shake your controller like a tard to charge fizzy bombs as fast as possible?
>>401087534The engine Splatoon 3 is on cannot render multiple transparent textures if they overlap each other.Shivers cloth is transparent and the jellies are also transparent. So by using the jellies as a "lens" is causes her shawl to completely disappear. There's also a pair of transparent glasses that do the same.
>>401085129>>401085294>>401086894I'm not sure who this rainy guy is but he seems like a pretty rad dude. I would queue with him.
>>401087615For the first 2. Yes. In 3 you can now swap out main abilities for a sizeable ammount of chunks.
>>401087802he meant there
>>401087615Hey you dumb bitch you can change the main abilities now. Farm chunks from SR or your splatfest shirt.
>>401087787old /ink/ posterit's nice to know there's still a few of us hanging around
>work at a car body shop all day>come home and shoot at kids with an aerospray
>Finally unlocked 3rd slot on my amiibo gearb-b-b-b-b-b-based
>>401087802That's how you spell "their" retard, did you think it was "there" or "they're"?
>>401087771I see must make use of this before they fix it
>>401087930>shoot at kids all day>come home and play squid dress up game
Holy shit! 3rd day of fucking nothing in my shops!>>401086096>Mincemeat MetalworksNO! The high grounds are death traps and bombs! Even lower level is suicide. Movements around are limited and too dangerous. Plus asshole Snipers and Stringers ruin the run. Also remember the grates! THOSE DAMN GRATES! EXPLOSHER can't work with it, but every other Slosher weapons, it's fucking heaven. >Undertow SpillwayHave no idea about Splat Zones.>Eeltail AlleyAdd Swim Speed and awareness. If you have trouble with the top, you can go down and be fine. There's so many options to take care of the bridge.
>>401087930My dad drives Truck and got excited when I showed him American Truck Simulator because it has the new Kenworth in it and he has a 2019.
>>401087930>work as a special ed teacher all day>come home and play Turf War
>>401087969I think they thought it was "thier"
>>401087930I do land surveying and there's a tripod like I use at work in the game and it's so expensive I didn't have a hope of getting enough to afford it.
>>401087768You can also rotate the left stick.
>>401086726SALMONCHADS PLEASE RESPONDI assume you have to hit the weak spot but on the offchance you dont, i dont wanna waste time being a retard
>>401086983Source: He made it the fuck up. I took a look at some of her translations, and none of it sticks out as bad to me, and especially not as machine translation-based. If you want to see what actual machine translation-based rewrites look like, take a look through sadpanda translations sometime.
>>401088084>nothing in my shops!Because most of the clothes are garbage and a lot of them didn't make it to the game. I guess it'll be about a year before we have decent options to choose from.
I love the tight-fitting tees in the game like the Zink Layered LS. They look great on my inkling girl.
>>401086894congrats for finding out the obvious
>>401088335Has to still be at their weak points generally
>>401087615In the first two games, yeah.Now that you can change the main ability of your gear it shouldn't be a problem.Once you -eventually- get enough chunks, of course.
>>401088441I saw this too
Post only the prettiest cephalopods.
>>401088583make way, fags
Showering with woomy!
>Walk out a door>Start out in the new place facing the door you just came out ofSTOP DOING THIS, GODDAMN.
How to use this shit?Other subs have some understanding of usability and power, burst bomb feels like just a useless filling for a sub.
Yey, 2 star Slutshirt. I also had Punk Pinks in the shop but I'm a poorfag that could only upgrade Shirt or Shoes. My OG plan of Seasnailing my hat up is still on track.
>>401088726The amount of times Murch has witnessed me walking out of the lobby just to u-turn and walk right back in...
>>401088791I miss the sleeveless shirts
>>401088775good salmon lover woomy
>>401088726Seems like a good idea to watch your back around the (((Shellendorf)))
this game seems fun I hope to play it with anons sometime..
>>401088775Would punch in the gut.
>>401088775Why is >>401088831 sperging over this pic?
>tower control>enemy has a range blasterGuess we just lose, lol.
>>401088441Thank god i move over to the Japanese Hub! One good QOL the damn developers did right. I wont go back! FUCK AMERICA!
>>401088468It's good fun. The shocks on the truck need to be replaced so splatoon with motion controls was not happening.
>>401085129Post the other version.
>>401088789>Cheap>Instant damageUse it to finish off enemies that try to leave range or dodge too much
>>401089078autism. the real kind
>>401088775My best friend.
Do you still want at least one sub of Sub Defense Up no matter what?
>can track the dummies just fine>enemies move way too fast and erraticly for me to hitHow do you deal with the unpredictability of real people?
>>401089121>rush range blaster>sitting duck at cqcNo excuse
I just crushed my controller im so fucking mad, i hate towaer control so fucking much, i really want these people to get cancer and die.
>>401089695Post your controller's remains
>>40108969514 year old hands typed this post
Got room for one more S-t?
>>401089368since it doesn't seem to work against specials anymore it's not as much cheap value anymore, but one sub is still decent to reduce tracking time
Tower control? I'm in.
>>401089695Babe wake up new putz rage just dropped
You will never fix her.
>still a luckyletI CAN'T COPE
>>401089679Maybe if you've got a splooshomatic or something, otherwise they just one shot you because good aim.
>>401089695Please post a picture im begging
>>401089874Don't remind me, that was the worst part of the DLC was learning about them
>>401088775Friendship bracelet when??????I hope it's not Winter Catalog LVL 100.
Post friend code for room 1/4
You can fix her
HOLY FUCK BROS I ACTUALLY DID ITCOHOZUNA KILL AT EGGECUTIVE VICE PREZHOLY SHIIIIT, AND I COULD ONLY DO IT BECAUSE MY CREW FUCKING RULEDGOD BLESS I FEEL SO FUFILLED
some of you are alright... don't go to the Splatfest tomorrow
>>401090245post your own friend codr
>>401090157You should let then paizuri you, sis
She can fix me.
how do I know if my squidkid is a girl or a boy???
>>401090438does it have a squenis or a squigina
>>401090438Boys have thicker triangular eyebrows and annoying voice clips.
>>401089874That what part 1 of the DLC is going to be fixing all the Tako's down in the Metro
We have used over 7 years of developer experience to perfectly craft the worst maps imaginable.
>>401090201Your eternal madness is literally barneyfag tier I hope you know
>>401090364can't fix your skill issue
>>401090560The only bad map on this list is the one on the bottom right. The other worst map is Mako Mart
>>401089874I mean... at least she makes the sick beats...
>>401090560The worst part about the resort now is that the bouncing pads are gone, I jumped one to try and jump over a enemy and just got splatted >>401090715Unlike the others, she became one out of her own choice and devotion to her music
>>401090438Have sex with your squidkid
>>401089368No because it doesn't affect specials anymore
>>401085463If you use the Callie and Marie amiibos they perform their songs and the plaza becomes the splatfest version. Yes, locked behind amiibo
>>401090836Update your shit! You have the gear and amiibo! NOW UPDATE THAT DAMN PHOTO TO SPLATOON 3 look!
>high tide>Flyfish keeps spawning at that one shitty islandFuck these devs.
Who's the shittiest player in this general and why is it me?
>>401091029based /ink/ warden
>>401091287uhmmmmm that's not me
>>401090678Okay thanks I think my kid is a girl
>>401087268Is that the inkling version of a furby?I got one when I was a kid, and to this day, when we go to storage and move boxes around, I hear that god damn immortal thing wake up and start singing.
>>401091434look at how flat she is
>>401091434I know what Im going to use for my framed photo.
>dlc gives us playable fuzzy octolings and sanitized octolings and the octozon hair>inklings get nothing
>enemy team is heavily coordinated and communicating with each other when to plan their attacks>but they're predictable the splatfest experience
>>401091017Wait a minute! You can't fucking take amiibos out in the field?! God damn lazyass developers! I see why no one post their Inklings/Octolings photo sets in Splatoon 3.
Why are Himecut players so damn good at the game?
>>401091531a sarashi will do that to you, they were literally made to conceal breasts back then. and shiver is dressed like an old timey japanese prostitute.
>>401091531all her bust went to her forehead
>>401091613Inklings already have way more hairstyles so it's fair
>>401091764That's Frye you're thinking of.
>>401090983Saw that today I laughed and I freshed
i love listening to marigold speak
>>401090983I don't get it
>>401091429Imagine quietly doing your shopping while she's casually bouncing on the dildo the whole time.
>>401091764All her bust went to her one huge sucker
>>401091943if only she wasn't a wanted criminal
>forgot that I had Reefslider and not Wave BreakerSorry that was beyond brain damaged. Also I hate Next Wave Glowflies.
>>401091970Look up a summery Lord of the Flies and you'll see.
>>401090560its a visual example of esportsification >splatoon 1>large maps that have many options for moving around>harder for esportsfags to keep track of the whole map.>splatoon 2>maps are a bit smaller and have less options>still fun and enjoyable. >esportsfags can keep track of the map if they sit back for a moment and pay attention>splatoon 3>maps are smaller than ever>have minimal options for flanking or getting to a bitch charger that isnt just running right down their line of sight or giving them 10 years to prepare for you. if not both.>esportsfags can very easily keep track of the whole map from wherever.map design has gone to shit and the meta was very clearly outlined on launch day.im still hopeful, but if the poor decisions extend into post launch maps and weapons i will only hope that 4 is a hard reboot.
>>401092397summarize it in 5 sentences or less
>>401088084not that bridge. hammerhead bridge. the only way to win is to take the zone first by shooting over the block in the middle and then hoping you never lose the zone
>>401092495Schoolage Britbongs when left on a deserted island become evil little shits.
>>401082454Thanks. Here ya go.
>>401092636In the movie they do a close up for some guy's crotch. The only part I remember.
>finish turf war match>get to ending total>server errorWho won? Who fucking won Reggie!
>>401091580When will the king return?
Every map would improve if they had at least 4 more walls in the middle.
with all the visual improvements in 3, i still don't see any fingernails on the any models
>>401086927>An employee with the blue uniform named Hedgehog
>>401092965Did you got a message like this after the game was done?
>>401093037why would squids have fingernails
MINI MINI MINI HOTDOG
>grubchadsgo on, try to stop us
>>401093116Just like that one
>>401093037They don't have fingernails on the high quality promo models either
>>401093334why wouldn't their human forms have nails
Why do the characters move faster when they have an Ink Brush down? It's not like she has a jetpack or anything that boosts speed.
>>401093448they evolved without the selective pressure of needing such adaption
>we never turned off the sanitization factories>the horde is growing while we play games
GGSR S, T, and T! Didn't expect to actually host a Salmon Copter today. My apologies for disbanding the party. Need to go do some stuff.
>>401093481It needed a positive or else inkbrush would be the worst weapon in the game.
>>401093564how do they open cans and pick their noses and scratch their partners' backs without nails?are you telling me they don't have nostrils either?
if any of you fags run into doopees! during a match please kill that motherfucker for me
>>401093564He doesn't know
>>401093481the ink reduces friction and the brush reduces drag
Anyone know of a good brand of stylus for drawing on Switch?
>>401093549>>401093564also shiver and marina both have pointy digits which heavily suggests the presence of nails
Have you inspected your woomy's floppers lately to make sure they are in working condition?
>>401094024Its just an octo thing. Squibs have the weird square fingers
>>401093740What’s his address
>>401094024There arent any.
>>401093856eggs dont work that way, fucking stupid
>>401094103Are these supposed to be v-tubers or something
>>401094027a loving couple having breakfast.
Salmon lumu, doko?
>>401093427I have 2 solutions for you to temporarily get rid of that problem, you either put the console to sleep or restart the game
Slom room up 1/4FC 7758-3661-9492
>>401072856Callie is my favorite idol by far, there's no girl that can compare. Marina isn't an idol, she's a goddess
Alright that is it. I need my elite octo tsundere gf. Sanitized or not. NOW
GET ON THE FUCKING TOWER YOU DAFT FUCKING BASTARDS
>>401094116i know octos don't have square digits but only those two have nail tips unlike everyone else
Is the gyro in the pro controller better? I hear you can use the gyro from DS5's too.
>>401094432You got it, boss. *dies to range blaster*
>>401094405I can't believe it took this long for someone to reply with Callie.
>>401094432PUSH THE CART!!
>>401094428Every octo over the age of 18 is dead except Marina.
>>401094448Shiver just has an addiction to Flamin' Hot Cheetos to the point that her fingers have become red and tapered from sucking the dust off with extreme force
>>401073291Reefslider was really threatening for the first 15 hours of playtime and pushing through the aerospray mines, I haven't been splatted by a reefslider in the last 30 hours. Honestly even the stamper is more threatening in terms of gameplay; can actually run interference while painting turf
>>401094353I just did restart and it seems to be working okay for now
>>401094550old /ink/ truly is dead
if you use the range blaster i hope you slip in the shower and crack the back of your skull
I'm scared that Nintendo just got lucky when making Octo Expansion and won't be able to reproduce it again. OE was so good, so I naturally expected that the singleplayer in 3 would be just as good if not better, but instead it was more of the same but worse. We got the mission-style levels back but it doesn't really make sense this time around. Supposedly you're going through the Alterna missions to become a fully-fledged citizen and obtain access to the logs? But the humans that were Alterna citizens wouldn't be able to do any of this stuff so it doesn't make sense. This idea is explained once before the first level and never touched again. The payment system is back as well, but it makes no sense unlike OE. I feel as if Nintendo were trying to recreate their success by giving more of the same, but couldn't really justify the reason, and the whole thing ended up mediocre. The hopes are incredibly high for the DLC this time around, and I'm not sure Nintendo can reach that level again.
>>401094740I think they already have brain damage, that's why they use the range blaster
>>401094740Sorry anon I shower sitting down
>>401094206Yes its some of the JP ones turned into woomies
Does anyone else's Joy Cons suddenly disconnect after playing for a while?This literally only happens in Splatoon to me.
>>401094381Get comm errors whenever i back out to accept requests, sorry.
>>401094740blaster users don't shower
>>401094802you're gonna be disappointed when it turns out OE was just a fluke, just like the first octavio boss fight
>>401094715Everything that has a beginning, has an end, Mr. Anderson
>>401094802IIRC sea creatures evolved and lived in Alterna for a time after all the humans died, so that's why you have ORCA and activities and areas designed for sea creatures.
>>401077861no it doesn'thttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/N40LhUrGjEX4yDlC_yN5lw/
>>401094802They can't make base game story mode as good because it's supposed to be a sort of tutorial.
I'm guessing this won't happen again. Every gift is in the computer by the lobby now.
>>401095002Anon they are woomies in that image this is a splatoon thread it is completely on topic. Your on 4chan its full of weebs and some will like Vtubers. At least he didn't post the cursed image.
AAAAAAA I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH WHY IS EVERYONE SO BAD GET ME OUUUT
how come the only new mode we got with splatoon 2 was fucking clam blitzand now we're stuck with it for eternity
>>401095239>C+ Clam Blitz
>>401095369autistic looking woomies
>>401095419It's the great filter. All the kids are being bodied while the true squids rise up. All part of Nogami's plan.
>>401094541I just rushed down and killed the range blaster, it was a wipeout, you have no excuse
>>401095487We don't get the items wrapped in a package in the square anymore, everything's in the lobby terminal.
>won against all odds in tower control by holding onto overtime and pushing backI HAVE AN ERECTION
>everyone watching the middle route in hagglefish>see someone trying to flank from the side and look over to deal with it>someone comes straight down the middle and kills me from behind>my team is still staring at the middleI dont understand how this shit even happens
>>401091429link to full pic??
Where do I go to edit my tableturf decks?
>>401095607That's when you get killed by the second blaster because TC is literally blasters and rollers : the mode
How do I cheese the octoling fight in the secret kettle?
>>401090093Might actually be in next year's Summer Catalog, that or as a returning Grizzco reward.
I keep gotten 5k coin bundles for the last 3 salmon run rotation wtf
>>401095721Press + and check under the status tab
Baby shark doo doo doo...
>>401095787Little Buddy kills them in one shot as long as you can kite away from the others while he chomps the one he's on
>>401096009Pearl will eventually show up with a boyfriend and Marina will kill herself.
>>401095772Good thing I'm one of those rollers carrying your shitter ass, huh?
>have fantastic charger on Series TC team >stick with team >everyone but the charger stays >next match has an enemy Hydra>my based chargerfag was replaced with a Tri-sloshie
>>401096107This is true
Would I be cool if I did After Alterna with no upgrades?
>>401096039post the full version you fuckin coward
>>401096116>rollers really tell themselves this
>>401095787>Wave 1Splat the 8 on the top rightImmediately go bottom right to splat the super jumping 8Bottom middle to hunt the other super jump 8sClean up other 8s, use lil buddy for 1hkos>Wave 2Paint the floorsTop left to camp two superjumping 8sHead bottom left to splat two two moreClean up other 8s, use splashdowns as neededGet the Trizooka before you kill the last 8 >Wave 3Paint floorsUse trizooka Top left super jumping 8s. if you're lucky use the last shot on the top right. Use curling bombs to travel between specials and spam them
>>401096116Joke's on you I too am the roller you got nothing on me.
>>401094802One thing to remember that I don't think a lot of people acknowledge is that OE was made with the intention that the players already know how to play the game.The story mode is SUPPOSED to teach you how to play first. I think the DLC is gonna be good. At least better than the story mode
>>401096179there's no better feeling than having a reliable charger on your team
>>401096107She would have killed herself regardless
>>401095574>>401095626That was when Clam Blitz was first invented.
>>401096107in your dreams
>>401094381Room is 2/4
be honest, does splatoon make you horny?
>>401090560Resort is kinda ass now and Mincemeat is meh but the other two are solid.
>>401096526noI'm not a not porn addict
>>401096526Yeah. That gameplay is just so tight.
>>401096526No because I don't watch shitty fotm anime lmao
>>401096448Shut up Marina, girls can’t love girls
>>401096526only when I'm looking at good Woomy's & Veemo's
>>401096769Only girls can love girls.
>>401096526Only when I'm exploring the plaza, for some reason.
>>401096526Only my inkling girl.
>>401090560They butchered the resort. I would rather have it be the exact same as it was in Splatoon 1 than deal with the butchered corpse that we got in Splatoon 3.
>>401096526No because I'm a normal person who isn't attracted to featureless teenagers
>>401096526No because I'm a functioning adult
>>401096526This thing does
>>401096835>Woomy's & Veemo'sESL-fag way of saying woomies & veemos
>>401096526Why would it?
>>401097110Anon of culture
>>401096526Yes, very much so. They kinda toned it back in this game but squidkids have always made me horny. I love their hip sway and their dainty walk.
>>401097297>this made me chuckletime to go to bed
>>401097110If I take her hat off, will she die?
>>401095947She should swallow him whole
very on topic sex posts in non sex game
Every time you post a Woomy, I cum.Please stop, I'm running out of underwear
>>401096526The game itself, no. But commissioned art of woomy, maybe.
>>401097446it's low quality hours
>>401096526Pretty much this>>401096835>>401096943
>defeat cohozuna >get 9x bronze and 1x silver scaleshell yeah
>>401097446This game is very sex.
>>401097565I've gotten 2 silver scales for losing to one
>these niggas still posting 2 screenshots
i wish octolings' rings on their hair were more pronounced
>>401097657they're pests that don't play or can afford splatoon 3
where are my Cyan Dakroniks
>>401097542>implying all hours aren't low quality
>>401097565>lose to cohozuna>get 2 gold
>>401097786>at catalog level 92>still haven't gotten a chunk pullI a Lucklet SUPREME.
I like to think Mr Grizz is calling me his Little Egg when he says "Come to Papa, little eggs" :)
>>401095369Begun, the clone war has.
>>401097786>>401097786>tfw my friend has got this twiceFUCK
GG F, sorry about all the losses, was hoping I could get a full team but no luck. This set is brutal.
smallfries do too much damage change my mind
>>401097747All 3 has right now outside of Hero Mode are sandals and that's lame
All the SR stages are from S2 right?
>>401097780no, some times of the day are definitely better than others
>>401098158Only spawning grounds is old.
>>401097947How the fuck? I've pulled them 3 times already.
>>401097991Isn't the first pull guaranteed to be this? That pic is my second time too
>>401098158Just Spawning Grounds, incidentally the worst SR stage in 2.