Previous: >>383670483>What... is this?Put simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of boards of the 4chan imageboard. The players represent facets of each board's culture. All of the matches are AI versus AI. However, humans "manage" each team, creating their tactics and giving input during games as they happen to make substitutions and tactical changes as they see fit.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ>Current Invitationalshttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Weekly_Divegrass>Upcoming Invitationalshttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Super_Akko_League_III_Turbo_HYPER_INT_Editionhttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Banned_Bowl_%2722>Current Cup:https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2022_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup>Wiki:https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page>Where can I watch the cup?https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html>Other videoshttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Videos>PES Infohttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2021>Friday's matches/vr/ 1-3 /sci//mlp/ 1-3 /lit//his/ 1-0 /vrpg//jp/ 0-3 /r9k//o/ 2-0 /aco//fit/ 0-2 /an//vg/ 1-3 /vm//bant/ 1-5 /vt/>Saturday's matches/i/ - /t//s4s/ - /p//k/ - /a//f/ - /ck//b/ - /c//vst/ - /gd//w/ - /xs//fa/ - /wsg/>Sunday's matches/lit/ - /vr//sci/ - /pol//r9k/ - /his//vrpg/ - /h//an/ - /o//aco/ - /wg//bant/ - /vg/
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First for /vt/
Welcome to the new dark age of the cup
>First Bait
>>384064950What was the old dark age?
A reminder to drink your orange juice
>megababby abuse carries /an/ into elitecalled itwatch them shit the bed in summer
I, for one, welcome /vt/ as the new /mlp/.
>>384065074/vt/ will tank in summer because their real managers have their own teams to worry about
>>384065038Fuck you post a cute Reika at least
>/4ccg/ still obsessed with namefags
>>384065030/mlp/ dark age/u/ dark age/vt/ dark age
>>3840650382fat
More-so than ever before, there's outcomes not show on these graphs
>>384065310point out any namefag mentions in this very thread, I'll wait
>>384065324Somebody should tell him.
>>384065412I want to believe that /trv/ and /bant/ will run garbage day exports just to spite /u/.
>>384064829>Upcoming InvitationalsAkkoLeague3 is May 27th - 29th and June 3-5thDraw is May 16th 12ETyou may now call me a niggershill
it's /pol/s year
>>384065324>/mlp/>/mlp/>/mlp/ftfy
>/mlp/ is basically dead>/vt/ is basically throughSomeone's been fucking around with the monkey's paw again
>>384065074i thought that was /u/ stillwell we can accept both
ywnbaw
>>384066152They're the same team.
you will never be a real manager
Today's matchday:https://implying.fun/video/spring22/2022-05-13/
>>384065756>/trv/ and /bant/ throw their games by 10 each to spite /u2/>QD bans their managers and refuses to do anything about /u/'s
>/vg/ couldn't beat Amogus and someone that liv manages on a busThe absolute state of /vg/. Maybe if Reso would stop bitching about "sockpuppeting" and put his time into testing he would have found a way to win. Props to BigOlBrainlet and Zilyana for trying their best to keep the team afloat. I still have faith that /vg/ will be able to salvage a spot to summer.
>>384065885Sibce when does Akkolel have a budget?
>>384066569funny enough Reso did the least amount of bitching of the three. Brainlet and Zilyana already gave up and half the channel had to come in to stop them from doomposting
>>384066569>testing
>>384066569this post was written by the /vm/ manager himself
>/vt/ only won because it's being sockpuppeted by managers from better teams!Medications, pronto.
It's so good...
>>384066207Is it because I will never get the finger?
>>384066959yeah and /vt/ spooning summer will totally be coincidental
take your meds
>>384066959even QD knows this is true but the ban can't be enforcedt. vgl chat
>>384066959Someone from a good team needs to sockpuppet /a/Maybe they'll finally be good again
There's nothing wrong with being "sockpuppeted" by /u/. In fact, teams becoming closer to /u/ is something that should be cherished and celebrated.
MEDS! NOW!
>/vt/ promotes from easiest group in the cup>/vt/umors and doomfags acting like it's the beginning of a new eraYou're right bros, now we're in the AGE OF /AN/ DOMINANCE!
>>384066569>asking the only person out of the three with an actual job to test moreI don't get it
>>384067429>we're in the AGE OF /AN/ DOMINANCE!would be kino
I'd take my meds if anyone gave me any!
>>384065756If >we lose and /trv/ win by three then /trv/ are through. Absolutely no shot /trv/ are going to intentionally gimp themselves even if their chances of advancing are more or less microscopic at this point
>>384066036Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
>>384067654t. bejitabro
>>384067429Feels good, man
How do we stop this from happening, /4ccg/?
you forgot to take your meds
>>384068315you can tell it's not fake just by the sheer amount of (edited) in Alex' messages
>>384068396I need a new prescription
posting late because some people needed bribing(P3) /vt/ - /bant/ (P1/P3)1H: 7(5) 3 - 1 2(2)2H: 7(7) 1 - 0 5(2)>/bant/LMAOAlso /vt/ are effectively through, congrats
>>384068396It amazes me you can't fathom why people loath you.
Here's a question. If /u/ was sockpuppeting /vt/, then why did /vt/ lose to /vg/?
>>384068608Because it's /vg/'s YEAR BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>384068608because /u/ aren't an unbeatable team?
>>384068608just because a team gets sockpuppeted doesn't mean they are all of a sudden completely invincible. Also /vg/ is actually good
>you don't agree with me, so you must be him!!!!!kill yourself, schizo
>>384068608Because /u/ wanted /vg/ to promote, duh. /u/ loves /vg/.
has someone made a webm of the +90 shot yet
>>384068846only retards don't actually agree at this point. Everyone knows it is true and you can admit it since it's not a bannable offense anyways. So why fight tooth and nail that /vt/ is super legit and totally without help?
>>384068954be
>everyoneare "everyone" in this room?
Already LMAO'd /bant/, need somebody else to LMAO at for this post. Good thing /mlp/ exist!>/mlp/LMAO>/vr/ 4-2-1-3 (P1)/sci/ 3-3-1-3 (P1)/mlp/ 3-3-1-3 (P1)/lit/ 4-3-3 (P3)/his/ 4-3-1-2 (P1)>/vrpg/ 3-3-1-3 (P1)>/jp/ 3-2-2-3 / 4-2-1-3 (fluid, P1)/r9k/ 4-2-2-2 (P3)/o/ 3-2-3-2 (P1)/aco/ 4-3-1-2 (P1)/fit/ 4-2-2-2 (P1/P3)/an/ 3-3-2-2 (P1)/vg/ 3-3-1-3 (P3)/vm/ 3-3-1-3 (P3)/vt/ 4-3-1-2 (P3)>/bant/ 4-2-1-3 (P1)6 3-4-3 - /sci/, /mlp/, /vrpg/, /jp/, /vg/, /vm/ (2W 4L)5 4-4-2 - /his/, /r9k/, /aco/, /fit/, /vt/ (3W 2L)3 4-3-3 - /vr/, /lit/, /bant/ (1W 2L)2 3-5-2 - /o/, /an/ (2W)P1: 4-0-7P2: 0-0-0P3: 4-0-1Congrats /an/ and /vt/ on the promotion - as already mentioned, the latter isn't guaranteed through but also /vg/ need to win by eight and that's not even the only thing that needs to happen for /vt/ not to promote. As a general rule, if your scenario starts with "/vg/ win by eight" then that scenario isn't fucking happening.
>>384069228>no P2Lesson learned
>>384069194everyone with half a brain that is. So /vt/umors don't apply
Promotion is 90% who you get drawn against. Are we seriously pretending /adv/ is actually one of the best teams in the cup? Just like get lucky lmao. unless your manager pissed off a gypsy woman (blinky) why are you getting mad
>>384069446>Are we seriously pretending /adv/ is actually one of the best teams in the cup?don't get me started
>>384069074My pet rock could run "C/S/C/M/4 F/M/A/4/8 defensive DMF STB" against /bant/ and win by multiple goals bro
>look how clever am i>still using logical fallacies
>>384069651Who's saying they are sockpuppeted just on the grounds of them winning versus /bant/?
>>384068554score should be 2-0 in the second half who cares you aren't reading these posts anyway
Made this for Summer
>>384069879I'm saying that all Mabel is doing is providing a shitposting target while /vt/ does things they'd probably be doing regardlessDiamonds are not hard to run
>>384068315>eurosFucking amateurs everyone knows you only take bribes in Dogecoin
>>384068608/vg/ is just BETTER
>>384068608/vg/ are the protagonists but are still back in a training arc so they get to start to show potential before dying in heartbreaking fashion. And then don't get to promote like /v/ because QD will never cull a nofans that isn't managed by a gypsy.
/vg/ league!I still believe!
>>384072026God, how flat she is. That's hot.
today was a good day
>>384073668oh look Summer's spoon
>>384074052amogus
>tipping resultsWiki: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2022_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Tipping_Competition#Tips
>>384066607since this league
>>384074052When did this become the Reddit Cup
>>3840752162013
>>384075216Don't worry, we'll always say nigger.
>/vg/ lost to /vm/
>>384076413Yes that was a game that happened today
>>384076413But it wouldn't have happened if [insert general here] had a rep instead of [insert other general here]
>>384076756Yeah
>>384076756This but unironically
>>384076413if only /vg/ had a GK sub....
>>384076985If Nepgeardam had made a single save then /vg/ would be able to just beat /bant/ without needing to make up any GD.
>there has never been a 9-9-9 group in the history of the megababbyhope /vg/ is ready to be part of history
>>384076756Put me in, coach.
>>384077651>relegated on 9 pointsMegababbies are a clown show. And they're the standard format from now on.
i find it absolutely funny how the touhou colonies have been floundering for the past few years
the amount of cope over /vt/ is palpable>/vt/ are going to die while /vm/ and /vg/ promote after such a terrible game>w-well /vt/ just had a lucky game>i-its all because of sockpuppeting, but they're going to choke to /bant/>W-WHAT HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? T-THEYRE JUST GOING TO DIE IMMEDIATELY IN SUMMERGet fucked shiteaters. /vt/ will be the only 9th gen to promote, and they WILL stay in elites come this summer.
>>384078325I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever that vt will not stay elite come Summer
>>384078325Thank you based Mao
Reminder that /vt/ is not confirmed yet, and a /c/ loss followed by a /vst/ win tomorrow makes them the first 9th founding to promote.
copium>/vr/-/sci/Finally, the pain is ov-wait, /vr/ still have to play a match? Fuck. Other teams in these top four groups singlehandedly prevent them, or anyone else, from being the presumptive spoon favorite, but /vr/ really desperately need a rethink before Autumn. /sci/ are at once actually good and also possibly the least likely of the top three to advance; they just haven't run up the score like /pol/ has, they're probably still worse than /pol/, and /lit/ are playing the latest corpse of /vr/. Both parts of /mlpol/ failing to advance would be infinitely funny, but it doesn't seem likely.>/mlp/-/lit/So, you completely caved in on yourselves. Saying /mlp/ completely caved in is a bit unfair, but who gives a shit? It's been six years since /mlp/ re-opened the box of "three stars" shitposting and for half that time they haven't even been able to play in the places where you win stars. It's a joke that never gets old. /lit/ are taking things vaguely seriously again and it's working, even if they're not a completely dominant force. Losing 6-2 was the best thing that could have happened to them.>/his/-/vrpg/Everything is stupid and the worst /his/ in years is still alive. /vrpg/ were hardly any better; this match was a complete shitfest no matter who had the ball or took a shot. Despite their captain's own best efforts, /his/ were marginally less stupid. Ultimately, /his/ aren't that likely to advance. They're just not that good. /vrpg/ were only somewhat embarrassing this go around instead of totally embarrassing. Progress!>/jp/-/r9k/So, you copied /n/'s entire export and still couldn't advance. I can't honestly say /jp/ fully deserve it; they got screwed twice after beating /his/ and this match arguably shouldn't have even mattered. That's no excuse to jump headfirst off the cliff at the worst time, however. /r9k/ are surprisingly decent, enough so ride a nearly safe position to a loss to somebody better in two weeks.
>>384078505/vt/ is literally all but in. team USA vibes.
>>384078325lets look at the last sockpuppet to promote>4 points in a group with an /i/ that can't score and /y/oh yeah I'm sure /vt/ is just going to wipe the floor with /u/ and /sp/ once they get there
>>384078325>/4ccg/ is one person Kill yourself
>>384078325Thank you based Chairman Mao.Taiwan is a province of China.
>>384078834>and /y/Excuse you, that is the elite and muscular /y/
>>384078505>/vst/ wincmon now, /gd/ is going to 12 point the group we both know it
>>384078983/y/ being good is all the proof I need that this PES needs to be abandoned.
>>384078514>/o/-/aco/Well, /o/ did in fact punch somebody in the face. And they're almost certainly not going to advance. It might not even stop the team they punched in the face; /aco/'s position is really good and their tactics are also really good. But hey, the team that is very obviously not spoon level now has a win to their name even if it came a little late. Big shocker. Moving on.>/fit/-/an/As we all know, everyone totally expected the first team to promote to be /an/. I swear this was a real thing, it was just covered up by everyone overrating /wg/ and /o/. Speaking of overrating teams, /fit/'s best in years turned out to still be resoundingly meh. Remember when they won cups? If /aco/ can't get the job done, they're going to promote, because /wg/ aren't winning by eight goals. So at least there's that? I really, really hope /an/ management is actually figuring things out. This match was an incredibly well-done job by them.>/vg/-/vm/Well, shit. /vm/'s attack is pretty good! I'm sure nobody could have seen that coming. Not like they're a heavily attacking team or anything. /vg/ are potentially in the process of getting screwed; /bant/ are an extraordinarily bad team that they should comfortably beat, and even that may not be enough. Fortunately for them, /vm/'s opponent, while not great, is much closer to this group's loaded top three than it is to /bant/, so there is an actual opportunity for a spoiler.>/vt/-/bant/I cannot restate this enough: /bant/ are extraordinarily bad. There is no excuse for /vg/ to do anything but easily win against them. For as long as /bant/ go without a point, nobody else is even remotely a favorite for the spoon. See you in Summer, /vt/. You're not technically through but when two teams need to win by at least seven goals to knock you out, you might as well have the green background behind your place in the table. Also, you're getting pretty good at this divegrass thing.
What were the gameplans here?
>>384080003What's the problem? Looks like normal PES21 passing
>>384080003>women
>>384078834The true #taek is that /toy/ weren't well managed even in Autumn and mostly just rode off of /bant/ being /bant/ and a mild PESing of /vm/>>384080003"Player visible and maybe open upfield? I'm sure this flawless plan won't be stopped by any amount of /vm/ pressure"
>>384080475>PESingtheir shots were generally shit, they just kicked straight into the goalie or defenders
>>384078834Also /toy/ didn't even beat /y/ in Winter, they beat (read: PES'd) /m/ by just enough to not advance
>>384080003I notice this happens quite a bit on this patch.
>>384080650PES21 players in general are not well known for great decision making. See also: all the aimless CB->forward longball attempts
What happens if 2 teams go equal on points and goal difference? Decider match? Head 2 head comes into account?
>>384080916In official 4chan cup terminology, we call that a BLAYOFF EGGSDEEDEEDEE
>>384080916Goals for then H2h then playoff match.
>>384080878Yeah it feels like its impossible at times as well for teams to pass out of their own half at times as well i notice.
>>384080916If teams don't tie each other then it's impossible for a playoff because of H2H
>>384080916A team with more yellow card advances
>>384080916What >>384081007 saidIn the case of /vg/ and /vm/, /vm/ would win almost any tiebreaker because they've scored more goals and they won head to head. In the case of, like, /cm/ and /fa/ (who could still reasonably finish tied with each other on everything) you would get a playoff
>>384081157It feels like some games only one team is allowed to play
>>384080570if you run two teams against each other in testing, sometimes the same players will dick around in the box and bloot into defenders and sometimes they'll act like actual football players and do fancy footwork and curl shots past those defenders. "worked in testing" is a meme but it's a common experience for a reason
>>384081357Wasnt 21 supposed to fix that ebcause that was 19's biggest complaint as well?
>>384081786The only thing 21 did was add a long range shooting card that everyone spams because shots in the box aren't a thing in this PES
>>384081786>21 supposed to fix one team games and mementum>actually doesn't fix it at all and in some points worsehaha
>>384081786lollmao
>>384078325>/vt/ eliminated The chances of you and your mom having sex together is more likely. Be sure to video record it.
What's the plan for the cup?More PES 21 patches?PES version hat pick?eFootball 2022 with microtransactions?
>>384082617>More PES 21 patches?yup good luck have fun
>>384082617Large amounts of virtual buttsex. Are you ready for that?
>>384082214your lack of reading comprehension is staggering mein nigger
>>384082745As long as it's not my butt, sure
>>384083183Mao said, "/vt/ going to die". You know what he meant by that, right?As you can see in this record table, /vt/ is already celebrating like it is a done deal. The odds are currently 99.9% through for /vt/. Mao bets on that 0.1%.
>>384083894Two teams needing to both win by 7-8 goals may not even be 0.01% let alone 0.1%
>>384083894>/vt/ will be the only 9th gen to promote, and they WILL stay in elites come this summer.
>>384084096/vst/, /vrpg/, and /vm/ (/vm/ is promoting though) just need to borrow some elite management.
>>384084096The first half is arguably the most likely scenario at this point and the second half is very plausibleThe idea that "basic bitch diamond with relatively basic bitch sliders", which is more or less what /vt/ are running, stops being good because there isn't a top-5-in-the-cup manager helping things go along should be thoroughly disproven to anyone vaguely familiar with /cm/
Hags
>>384084491>/vm/ is promoting thoughOnly if somebody dies after this cup
>>384085124older women love!
>>384083894it's very unlikely /vt/ misses, but it's more likely one of /vg/ or /vm/ miss.
Which from group G would be funnier>4 point promotion shitshowor >7 point blayoffs
>>384085407/vg/ doesn't have the ability to score in bunches and Nepgeardam doesn't have the ability to keep a clean sheet. Max /vg/ wins by is 4-1 which keeps them relegated if /vm/ wins by 2 of any amount. And that's the absolute max /vg/ can reach.
>>384085787>potentially 9 pt your group, still don't even get to sniff summer unless someone diesHow do stay motivated to continue managing after that?
>>384084691Mabel is not top 5
>>384086054You don't. Unironically that's one of those things that can seriously take it out of a manager. If you think the 7 pointers being cucked is bad imagine the first 9 pointer.
>>384086054it really just comes down to just /vm/ and /vg/ beating their respective oponents. can /vm/ just beat /trv/, or does /bant/ have a lucky game up their sleeve?
>>384086054Ask /a/
>>384085787I guarantee you there is not going to be another group stage scenario less likely (but still mathematically possible) than /vt/ not advancing. You're grossly underestimating just how unlikely "one team wins by at least seven, another wins by at least eight" actually is>>384085973Speaking of underestimations, might be underestimating how capable /trv/ are of playing spoiler. /vg/ will probably beat /bant/ but it really doesn't need to be 7-0 for them to have a good shot at advancing; /trv/ are by no means a top team but they're baseline competent and that puts them far closer to /vm/ (or /vt/ and /vg/, for that matter, despite the way those matches actually played out) than /bant/ are to /vg/
>>384086640I would, but they don't have any live managers.
>>384086640/a/ has never 9 pointed a group and still not been allowed to be elite. /a/ just sucks.
All this talk of /vt/ in summer when the real test is /uma/ in VGL 18
>>384085876First one easy
>>384086832imagine they don't even get out of qualifiers
>>384086832Leaked /uma/ VGL18 gameplan:>run diamond, maybe even just /vt/'s current export with an extra silver CMF>P1: P/S/W attacking fullbacks>P2: a question mark or something cause this ain't being used>P3: C/S/C swarm the box>win
>>384086832who still gives a fuck for VGL?
>>384087173their group stages are still fun, ignore the knockouts
>>384087284i haven't watched the past few VGL's so yeah
>>384087052Thanks, I'll use these tactics to beat them in qualifiers
>>384086696/vt/ advancing is something that is almost all but certain. /bant/ is bad but they aren't gonna give up 8 to that /vg/ offense. also /vm/ has to still beat a /trv/ fighting for dignity at least
besides /mlp/ and /vt/, are any other of the teams having game day threads?
>>384087997if you can't have a gameday thread, does your board have a team?
>>384087997/vst/'s thread has been up since march
>>384087997go check around you fag
so why is WIDE no longer the goalie for /a/?
>>384087997/myteam/ has one, though they recommend posting here instead
One of /vg/ and /vm/, and one of /s4s/, /d/, and /p/, will fail to promote while the entirety of Group H is allowed to exist.
>>384088908i would not feel bad missing /vg/ or /s4s/ in the elites, but group H is so bad.
>>384074652>4th even after missing a dayOh the regret is real.
>>384088908You got a problem with my nigga /xs/? They're gonna 12-point the group.
When TriangleMA eventually gets sacked by admin who will be the new /vt/ manager?Hard mode: To be nice to the board only managers in the /vt/ league are eligible.
>>384090215The jp manager
>>384090215Twain
>>384089709I sure do love dead boards that only stick around because they're 4cc darlings, like /f/, /gd/, /y/, /i/, and newcomers /xs/ and /t/
>>384090215JB
>>384090215triangle is not getting sacked, he's popular with the board. Not many managers in the VTL who do their own tactics so its a short list of managers who could take over for him.
>>384090584>horsefuckeropinion discarded
>>384090729They don't need tactics, they can ask QD for an auto where he'll bunch all the players in the bottom right so it looks like a vtuber.
>>384080003>/llsifg/ reps
>>384090215Would any of the other vt-league managers even want the job?
>>384090814Swing and a miss
>>384090881Shut the fuck up Alex
>>384091015No, nepshitdam is also the worst GK in the cup.
>>384090814Come to think of. What justifies the continued existence of /mlp/ as a board?
>>384090826actually want to see that now lmao
>>384086243Mabel is probably more like top 10 or 15 but if JB actually is helping out /vt/, well, he's easily top 5 at worstMy point still stands, diamonds are VERY easy to run effectively and as /cm/ have repeatedly shown for three years you don't even need an active manager for that to be true
>>384091110ask that same question of every board slower than /mlp/.
>>384091110do you want /trash/ to be even a bigger heap of shit?
>>384091323I'll take horsefuckers over furries. They'd just be a way, way larger version of /lhg/ or /mmg/
>>384091110Those slower boards like /mlp/ or /u/ etc were created as containment anon, you can't just leak their autism back into other innocent boards.
>>384091506contrary to popular belief held by election tourists, /u/ was not originally created as a containment board
>>384090881>/llsifg/ reps>/nepgen/ reps>/hgg2d/ repsany other cursed gens?
Rean still hasn't played for /vg/
>>384091506>4chan boards>innocentWithout an /mlp/ board, the horse fuckers can run back to /co/.
>>384092912considering how /vrpg/ has been playing I think that's a good thing
>>384093512Newfriend here, how bad was the pony infestation before /mlp/ was created? How hard do people have to spam a show to get their own containment board
>>384093715I remember the pony porn clogging up on boards such /v/ and /vp/
>>384093715You know how you can barely go one thread without people posting a soijaks? It was like that, except with ponies.
>>384093715They pretty much took over /b/ for about 48 hours before the mods went SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, and they got around it by learning the jannies' sleep schedules. They don't have a board because Moot liked them, they have one because they were completely impossible to corral without giving them a board.
>>384090893I think so The one time I went to look at the /vt/ league I saw some managers that seemed eager to get good and take over the team.
>>384094213I didn't browse /b/ anymore at that time. I just remember how many pony hijacks there were on /v/. I didn't know they completely took over /b/. I'd say that's even worse than touhou at its height. At least when touhou took over /a/ it was just one guy with a script.
>>384090215You'd see the vglco suspending him and mabel for a VGL out of spite before QDbitch would even consider doing such a thing
>>384094440touhou is just the gypsies of 4chan
>>384094689Send /hgg2d/ to the qualifiers as punishment for this
>>384094950>/gfg/ gets airlifted out of qualifiers again
>>384095490
>>384095490They can't keep getting away with this! It'd be /mmg/ in this case though.
>>384095975Send /nepgen/ to qualifiers too
>>384096039now /kfg/ is safe. you need to drop in 3 more teams.
>>384096115uhhhhh/smtg/ /revue/ /akg/, because those were the first three I got when I used random.org
>>384096426
>>384096115/llsifg/ , /fg/ , /gig/ .No reason why I just rolled for 3 of them.
>>384094331Just as how Rico here got promoted https://youtu.be/aT3C7JY_kmQ
fuck it why not roll for an entire 8 team qualifiers /ggg/, /mjg/, /mmg/, /psg/, /tf2g/, /dbg/, /vrg/, /dng/
>>384096619>/gig/ in qualifiersThis but unironically
>>384096619/llsifg/: late revenge for honkers/fg/: fuck rean/gig/: /gig/gers lmaothere's your reasons
>>384096959speaking of /gig/ I hope you're ready for /gig/ 2.0 to join up in VGL19, maybe VGL20 if it's late
>>384097145What
>>384097145>/gig/ 2.0 to join up in VGL19But /bag/ will be in vgl 18
>>384097275people who made genshin are putting out a new game
>>384097145>two /gig/sNo Nintendo team will ever lose again
>>384097349They have nothing in common
>>384097349/bag/ is more like /akg/ 2.0: more pedophiles edition.
>>384097349/bag/ just covers the other half of the /vg/ league that /akg/ already didn't. Probably going to have a similar trajectory too, crashing out of their first cup then picking up /drag/'s manager and doing well after.>>384097512/gig/bros how can we just be pumped and dumped like this
Look on the bright side /vg/ fans. You're going to relegate on 9 points but it'll cause QD to change the megababby format. Congrats! You're useful!
>>384101084considering /vg/ play /bant/ next i imagine they have a better chance of making it through then /vm/
>>384101787>/vg/>scoring goals>/trv/>not eating shit
>>384101084if that happens, then QD should step down
What happened to /mlp/? I thought we were heading for a classic team Summer
>>384104654
>>384103282>kill your favorite team>retire>force all the bullshit building up onto CrimsonI don't understand this master plan
>>384105168crimson being a comm means everything being terrible.
who would win>an entire board for poniesOR>a fucking dead writer lol
>>384090584>nigga hates small marketsThat ain't friendship my dude
>>384090584>/xs/>4cc darling
>>384107034/xs/ should rotate goalhorns every match, especially if Tony Hawk is going to be scoring 100% of their goals
>>384074652>nearly double digit points below the shitter lineyea/i/ 1 - 1 /t//s4s/ 1 - 2 /p//k/ 3 - 2 /a//f/ 1 - 3 /ck//b/ 1 - 2 /c//vst/ 3 - 2 /gd//w/ 1 - 3 /xs//fa/ 2 - 2 /wsg/
>>384072026Flat chests are very important.
Somehow all the early math for tomorrow fits into one post. Look at Group G and despair.Group E:/s4s/ are through if they win or draw/t/ are eliminated if they lose/i/ are eliminated if they lose/t/ and /i/ are both eliminated if they drawGroup F:/f/ are through if they win/a/ are eliminated if they lose or drawGroup G (non-/vst/-related scenarios):/gd/ are through if they win or draw/mu/ are eliminated if /b/ and /vst/ both win/c/ are eliminated if they lose/mu/ and /c/ are both eliminated if /c/ draw and /vst/ winGroup G (/vst/-related scenarios):>through if they win and /c/ do not win (if /c/ win: can be eliminated with /gd/ win over /b/ and /c/ win over /mu/ by enough to pass /vst/'s GD, which would be at least +3 if they beat /gd/. If /b/ beat /c/ and draw /gd/: would be guaranteed through over either /gd/ or /b/ on GD)>eliminated if they lose by three>eliminated if they lose by less than three and /b/-/c/ is not a draw (if /b/-/c/ is a draw: can advance from a 12-4-4-4-3 group with /gd/ win over /b/ and /c/-/mu/ draw)>eliminated if they draw and /b/ winGroup H:/cm/ are through if /fa/ do not win/xs/ are through if they win/fa/ are eliminated if they draw or lose/wsg/ are eliminated if they draw/w/ and /wsg/ are both eliminated if /w/ do not win OR /wsg/ loseGroup's Closed (/cm/ and /xs/ through, /fa/ /w/ and /wsg/ eliminated) if /xs/ do not lose and /fa/ do not win
I need some group stage meth for today...
>>384108660>>384108442Thank you jesus
>>384108442Somehow I forgot a couple gimmes in Group F - if /k/ beat /a/ then whoever loses /f/-/ck/ is eliminated.
I want a spoonrace update
>>384090215>When TriangleMA eventually gets sacked by adminWhat fucking planet are you on?
>>384109706One where /admin/ does anything good
>>384109461/bant/ 0 points 4 GF -9 GD/vr/ 0 points 2 GF -6 GD/i/ 0 points 0 GF -3 GD/t/ 0 points 2 GF -3 GD/a/ 0 points 3 GF -3 GD/w/ 0 points 3 GF -2 GD/wsg/ 0 points 1 GF -2 GDThere's still a lot of 0 point teams out there but even if there weren't I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable including all of the 1-pointers because /bant/ and /vr/ are both so resoundingly bad. /vrpg/ are the worst 1-pointer with a -2 GD; it's not very likely the future spoon ends up with any points given how /vr/ and /bant/'s runs are going.
>>384109992reminder from last autumn /a/ weren't in the lead for the spoon for most of the cup even though they were eliminated after 3 games, they got shuffled down after both /gd/ and /vrpg/ scrounged points out of their last matches. Can't discount a similar curse hitting here.
>>384108442If there's one thing you can say about /vst/, it's that they never fail to make a splash.
Spring has changed.It's no longer about boards, memes, or fun. It's an endless series of proxy matches fought by big markets and nofans. Spring, and it's consumption of fun, has become an esports hotbed.Spring has changed.Sockpuppet managers manage sockpuppet teams, use sockpuppet tactics. Elite managers inside their Discords enhance and regulate their teams. Slider control. Mentality control. Advanced instruction control. Formation control. Everything is tested and kept under control.Spring has changed.The age of fun has become the age of esports. All in the name of averting catastrophe from not being promoted. And he who controls the teams... Controls the cup.Spring has changed.When the teams are under total control... Babbies become routine.
pain
>>384112097My favourite.
>>384111505been like this for a few cups now, but sorry it finally cost /yourteam/ promotion I guess
>>384108442thank you for the math but genuinely the way you word some of this is completely needlessly complicated.
>>384116163I'm trying to word things as simply as possible but /vst/ are really testing that idea. The totally simplified scenario list for /vst/ is "almost certainly through if they win, probably out if they draw, almost certainly out if they lose" but there are like 10 insane hypothetical ends to that group
>>384116961fair when i was doing math for that group i didnt really factor in those situations just cause they didnt seem worth bloating the whole thing. personally i wouldve put the the simple /vst/ conditions with the rest of the group and the gd ones in it's own section. cause the average streamer is gonna see that and just not read it all most of the time. or you'll have the autist commentator who tries to read it all out but people stop paying attention half way through. i was more talking about group h and how you worded /w/ and /wsg/ related conditions. here's how i did it for example. i dont know if what we have says the same thing i just find mine easier to understandgroup H -/cm/ confirmed on an /fa/ non win/xs/ confirmed on a win; or draw and /fa/ non win/fa/ killed on a non win*/w/ killed on a non win; or win and /fa/ win/wsg/ killed on a non win; or a win and /xs/ non loss*/fa/ can also be confirmed but it requires /xs/ to lose and /fa/ to win by 4
What's the point of trying if admin just lets some teams cheat? Enjoy your ded cup.
>>384119689which team cheated and what rule did they break?
is /a/ going to do it?
>>384121109I'd tap both of em
>>384121109There's something extra off about the pink one. I think it's the eyes?
>>384121109stop using constants shader with deferred shader
>>384121109ses
Why did the onslaught of own goals have to stop?
>>384123856No.
>>384124306ses anon
>>384124936
>>384123856ses
>>384121109Don't jinx it
>>384064829WELL I THINK THAT /vt/ SUCKS
ses?
>>384125105ses
Bebop needs 2 goals to get to 100.
>page999999999
>>384132292I believe he can do it!
WHO IS GOING TO LOSE TODAY?
>>384133257Nobody, football wins
>>384133257/a/ can't lose three games in a row
watching gayrovision with /int/ is funnier than 4cc tbeh
>>384119695Billy...
>>384121109Lower the contrast on the eyes or the bulb brightness.I'd invest in one of it had an onahole attachment and blushed when I gave her headpats
So about those games today. Does anyone care at all, other than /xs/ lifelongs?
>>384138232>/xs/ lifelongshahahahah
Why does this guy in the VGL chat keep talking about other teams?
>>384139675who
>>384139905You
>>384141635me?
>>384074652Tipping/i/ wins 1-0[s4s] wins 3-1/k/ wins 4-2/f/ wins 2-1/b/ draws /c/ 1-1/vst/ wins 3-2/xs/ wins 2-1/fa/ wins 2-0
>>384074652tipping/i/ wins 1-0s4s wins 2-1k wins 3-1ck wins 2-1b wins 2-1gd wins 3-2xs wins 2-1wsg wins 3-2
>>384138232>>384142115>>384143092cattle…CATTLE I SAY. I say this not as a hater of extreme sports, but as a person who has seen things. There are dark, dark times coming. Not caused by /xs/, but they are the key to awareness./xs/ will win the third place trophy this cup, and people will laugh, but the next elite will be an absolute bloodbath./biz/, /x/, /v/, /pw/ will all fall. Most of pot 2 will be ravaged, including /u/.Do not beware /vt/, they will die in groups./xs/ will make it to the semi-final, but there is is one team that no-one expects, and literally no one likes, who will win Summer.
>>384144907Crimson, your posting is getting out of hand. seek help
>>384144907What about /sp/?
>>384144907/adv/ is getting culled so they can't win
>>384145157Poor /sp/…I would advise you to not keep your hopes up.
>>384145224Based
>>384144907>but there is is one team that no-one expects, and literally no one likes, who will win Summer./aco/ uprising
>>384145809People like horny, I'd be fine with an /aco/ win.
>>384145224>>384145552Aw fuck, really? That was what this whole LARP was based around, /adv/ beating /sp/
Woooo I’m a spooky ghost that can get into your computer like BEN from the creepypasta BEN drowned. Woo /g/ will win summer 2024. DONT DOWNLOAD THIS.
>>384146370Maybe. It'll definitely be tabled if any of /s4s/, /d/, /p/, /vg/, or /vm/ finish on 9 points but don't promote. Nothing encourages a needed cull better than teams with fans getting fucked by format.
>>384146681Can I keep talking in riddles about how /xs/ will win the third place trophy? I actually believe that part of my bullshit.
Hey there. Those of you who are in debt aren't picking up my calls. Why? Do you feel a tingling in your shins?>>384022768777.00>>384023025878.70>>38402310858.00>>384024394155.00>>384024869218.00>>384024975215.60>>384025113128.00>>384025638622.20>>384025829188.00>>384026287145.00>>384026337 >>384026509215.80>>384026783100.00=====Leaderboard=====!!EpaPOcGqYg6 +878.70Raymond Spencer !3Cqr/1ano6 +777.00M4sFootRest !hEN.oBXK9w +622.20big dick bets deez nuts +600.00Anameiguess +487.00Lucklet +442.90JB !!hun/mYyBLVf +405.00!!PzTXKgRpboU +275.50gw !!+HdfEOCtfid +264.50Prow !!YlSpXagF79L +228.60!!X763lXhMwGt +215.80Villie +194.00!beabpHNfGc +155.00THE VDV !!oVPZobX6gGE +145.00BHnk !!pHDUvj4ASJF +128.00!!feVCOsLiy3G +125.00CN !!TIGcXBQSBUt +105.00!8ZhKen71NQ +100.00luckchad +56.56Joe Nuts +44.00
>>384147082That's the most fun part so I encourage it
>tipping/i/ wins 2-1/s4s/ wins 3-2/a/ wins 2-1/ck/ wins 3-1/c/ wins 3-1/vst/ wins 2-1/xs/ wins 3-1/fa/ wins 3-1
>>384146681I am begging you to stop fucking wishcasting
>>384147507An unknown manWith a well thought planWill lift /xs/From the group stage messWhen brackets are made./xs/ will rely upon a maid. In their next matchSomeone will earn a new patchSomething somethingThird place Gaston hat.
/i/ 4-1 /t//s4s/ 1-2 /p//k/ 2-3 /a//f/ 1-3 /ck//b/ 4-4 /c//vst/ 1-1 /gd//w/ 2-1 /xs//fa/ 2-1 /wsg/
i want a fart into my peehole
>>384147319odds when?
Anyone have the commentator lineup for today?
>>384151282i-t: KWG (or backup if he's not here), Suules4s-p: Legendairy, (backup)k-a: Tenko, Alexf-ck: Yutz, Craigb-c: Craig, Legendairyvst-gd: MBa, Juanw-xs: Tomato, Crimsonfa-wsg: Joseph000, Suule
will we ever see competent /a/ management again?
>>384151509lol
>You get RB$50 every day>You can bet it however you want in the groups>If you bet less than RB$50 the change is thrown on a random line chosen by the wheel of rigging>You can put however much money you want on the wheel>You can only have one wheel bet per game maximum (8 spins)>If you're betting on 'all home teams' etc, state the teams>Your winnings carry over to future matchdays>In the KO's any game going to AET/Penalties voids outright bets>On final day you can't accumulate teams winning in final day and placing top 4>Your shins are minePlease refer to >>384147319 and add RB$50 for today's max stake.>/i/ vs /t//i/ - 2.50Tie - 2.40/t/ - 2.20>/s4s/ vs /p//s4s/ - 2.10Tie - 2.40/p/ - 2.70>/k/ vs /a//k/ - 2.00Tie - 2.50/a/ - 2.80>/f/ vs /ck//f/ - 2.40Tie - 2.50/ck/ - 2.30>/b/ vs /c//b/ - 2.30Tie - 2.50/c/ - 2.40>/vst/ vs /gd//vst/ - 2.20Tie - 2.40/gd/ - 2.50>/w/ vs /xs//w/ - 2.70Tie - 2.50/xs/ - 2.10>/fa/ vs /wsg//fa/ - 1.90Tie - 2.50/wsg/ - 3.00
>>384151367>k-a: Tenko, Alex
>>384151795I've missed so many of these so let's' fucking>All in on a single wheel roll
Will we ever see a non-megababby again?
>>384151795all in on /t/
>>38415179520 on /i/ /k/ /f/20 on /c/ /gd/ /xs/10 on /a/
>>384151795CONSCRIPT REPORTINGALL IN ON /vst/
>>384151795idr if this is the correct trip but all in on /k/
>>38415179520 on /t/50 on /a/40 on /f/20 on /b/10 on /vst/10 on /xs/
>>38415179550 on /p/ /ck/
>>384074652tipping/i/ 1 - 2 /t/[s4s] 1 - 2 /p//k/ 1 - 1 /a//f/ 2 - 2 /ck//b/ 2 - 1 /c//vst/ 2 - 1 /gd//w/ 1 - 2 /xs//fa/ 3 - 2 /wsg/>>38415179510 /k/-/a/ tie20 /p/10 /t/ /xs/10 /fa/ /vst/
>>384151795All in on /k/
>>384151367>k-a: AlexPredicting the entire match to be just giggling and incomprehensible ESL commentary about how bad /a/ is
>>384074652>tipping/i/ 0-0 /t/[s4s] 3-2 /p//k/ 1-2 /a//f/ 2-1 /ck//b/ 2-2 /c//vst/ 2-2 /gd//w/ 2-0 /xs//fa/ 1-3 /wsg/>>384151795>bettingAll in on /wsg/ winning
>>384151367Who's the mystery backup?
>>384152683Vince McMahon
>>384152746Dangerously based
>>384152746The name on the commentary sheet does say McMahon...
t wins 3-1s4s wins 3-2k wins 2-1f wins 2-1b wins 1-0vst wins 3-2xs wins 2-1fa wins 3-1>>384151795100 accy on s4s k100 on xs100 on faHODL
Tips/i/ wins 2-1/s4s/ wins 3-1/a/ wins 3-2/f/ wins 4-2/b/ wins 3-2/gd/ wins 3-2/xs/ wins 2-1/fa/ wins 3-1
>>384151795Full on /a/
>>38415179520 on k 10 on f 10 on fa10 on w
It’s a shame how few new commentators there have been for this cup. The new strayan guy seems to be trying his best, he’s a bit nervous but I’m sure he’ll be breedworthy at some point
>>384151795Banned dude bets30 i 30 s4s30 k30 ck30 c30 gd30 xs30 fa
>>384153381Please do not groom/scare away the new commentators.
>>384151367>w-xs: Tomato, Crimson/admin/ are trying so hard to push /xs/ as a real team, it's getting embarrassing.
I really liked one of the new commentators from last year. Anime_Hooligan was his name I believe? Shame he hasn't returned for spring.
>>384153817if crimson is there, he's not the excess caretaker at least
>>384151795tipping tiiime/i/ 1-2 /t//s4s/ 3-2 /p//k/ 2-1 /a//f/ 2-1 /ck//b/ 2-2 /c//vst/ 2-3 /gd//w/ 2-3 /xs//fa/ 4-3 /wsg/$40 /k/$40 /xs/$40 /t/$40 /f/j*u last minute edition, good luck everyone!
>>38415179540 /i/t/ draw40 /gd/50 [s4s]40 /wsg/45.8 /a/ + /c/50 /xs/ + /f/
>>384153942I want to cum inside the kettle
>>384074652/t/ wins 2-0[s4s] wins 3-1/k/ wins 3-2/ck/ wins 2-1/c/ wins 2-1/vst/ wins 3-2/xs/ wins 2-1/fa/ wins 2-1>>38415179520 on /t/50 on [s4s]452.20 on /k/30 on /ck/20 on /c/40 on /vst/30 on /xs/30 on /fa/
>>38415179525 /s4s/ /a/ /fa/25 /t/ /gd/ /xs/
>tipping/i/ 2-1/s4s/ 3-2/k/ 3-1/f/ 2-1/b/ 2-1/gd/ 2-1/xs/ 3-0/fa/ 3-1>>38415179540 /i/ /xs/10 /k/
>>384154459Oh boy I am a dumbass>>384074652>>384151795
LIV
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Day 8 is LIV
Amphetamemes is a raging faggot. Prefer ESL commentary to this slurring 12 year old.
delay incoming because a model is broken
>>384155735Jesus who shit in your cheerios
>amph - suulekill me
>>384154416For me it's Monoe
>>384155835Proof?
>>384155861he's not wrong, however
prepare yourself /gd/bros for the 12 point finish to the group, its habbening
Is the stream going to the beginning every few often for anyone else?
>>384155961>>384156573Oh wow, yeah, that fujo rape shit was kinda cringe.
> /vst/ supposed to be good at strategies and have only 4 pointsIs PES a strategy game?Is OP a heterosexual?Is russia winning the war?If you have answered "yes" to any of these questions, try to rope when you cope.
>>384157035Yes.No.Yes.
the last time /a/ won a game was 30 July 2021 against /pol/ in the world cup
>>384157035dice roll simulatorneverit's not a war it's a special operation :^)
>>384157035
>>384156847This. There's too much unwarranted hate in the cup community towards fujos.
>>384157559how's that river crossing going
classic match
>>384157698It's a special aquatic operation.
>>384157995The Ukrainian fears the Russian frogmen.
I don't know what was worse, the semen slurping on the pitch or the horny posting by the commentators.You could just tell that QD absolutely hated being there
(P2/P3) /i/ - /t/ (P3)1H: 2(1) 0 - 0 1(1)2H: 2(2) 0 - 0 2(2)let this be a lesson to anyone who thinks about trying defensive fullbacks: don't
Imagine, if you will, a PES where there are no winners, no goals, no fun. You take a journey into the mind of the man behind the machine as he observes the ones and zeros simulate nothing but zeros. There is a time out for preset changes, but nothing fundamentally upheaves the defensive masterclass that takes place in...The Tw/i/ligh/t/ Z0-0ne
>>384158137that's amph & suule commentary in a nutshell
>>384158137So did I
>>384158137He and everyone else.Fuck /i/
I wish I tuned in late.
>>38415179550 on k
>>384158137I know more about suule than I do members of my own fucking family because he never shuts the fuck up about all this stupid shit. I get it was a boring match but holy fuck he's always like that
Are people done seething about /vt/ yet?
>>384158628Yes, we're now seething over current matchday events
>>384158628yeah they're now seething about commentators
I keep forgetting to close the shop.>>384152119 Wheel - /ck/>>384152145>>384152218>>384152235>>384152313>>384152392>>384152432>>384152490>>384152493>>384152531>>384153265>>384153309>>384153370>>384153414>>384153942>>384154067>>384154459 >>384154745>>384154475>>384154538>>384158493
>>384158628people aren't even done seething about /u/, a team which is not in this tournament. why would they be done seething about /vt/?
Getting raped would've been a better use of my time than /i/ - /t/.
I'm legit thinking that the lack of goals is a form of protest by /i/ management. They have to be this shit deliberately right?Also >no reference to CONTROLLER NOFUCKING WEAK SAUCE
>>384159636Bend over bitch
>>384159680Protest over what?
>>384159884Patchco ignoring him
>>384159884Not going back to 18
>>384159884bad game
>>384159985>Letting a europoor injecting """"real""" divegrass into our memeballYou did see how TTC6 went right?Never again.... I want my memes and my goals to go brrrrrr
>/t/ and /i/ take themselves out of the spoon race with a 0-0 drawI NEVER want to hear another fucking word about freeing your nigga /t/. Who should replace them? The captcha knows.
>>384159837You're a pretty bad rapist if you need to ask your victim to bend over.
>>384160330>Who should replace them?/gif/
I'm glad pre spring 19 /i/ is back
Is Smiff actually a good manager? Guy came out of nowhere.
>>384160330/trash/.
>>384160459it's an order, bitchnow bend over
>>384160804nah
no its not
>>384160682>
>>384160780No, get bent.
>>384160656Ebbs and flows. PES is a cycle of death and renewal
Soon.
>>384160804no but this one is
/p/ tries to play good football, realizes that this PES doesn't allow you to play good football
(P1) /s4s/ - /p/ (P3)1H: 3(2) 1 - 0 2(0)2H: 2(2) 1 - 0 1(0)We've got a 12-pointer! Also, I forgot to do this:>/i/>/t/DOUBLE LMAO
>>384161168
/d/ chads!
lol
That match was fun!You could hear in QD's voice that he really enjoyed it and got excited at times. Shout-outs to the commentary booth as well, quality stuff!
I just want to have a good laugh
I for one firmly believe /a/ will win 8-0
dear 4cc commission, deduct one point from /s4s/ please. 12 points is off by one and we're really sad because we didn't get dubs. make up any reason.regards, /s4s/
has a single team with wingers won once this cup?
40 minutes until /a/ fails to advance out of the babbies once more.
>>384162224/mlp/ won twice then didn't get promoted
It's not a 3-5-2 this time /a/ fans it's not impossible anymore!
>>384162224/mlp/ won twice and /p/ beat /t/, both running wide 3-4-3. /xs/ and /b/ have won a combined three times and both are wide 4-4-2s
>>384162271/a/ would do better if it embraced its /c/ute and funny (/b/) roots
When do game starts? I like these
>>384162271/k/ are running not-3-5-2, it's LITERALLY F R E E for /a/
>>3841626711 pm EST
>>384162671its live right now, /a/ vs /k/ startinghttps://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
When will /a/ have a roster change?
>>384162581reminder that /a/ has not made the elites ever since they banished seiyuu threads to /jp/
>>384162696makes sense, Seigmann and Blinky can't help but suck each other off.
>>384162801After the elite promotion.
>>384162801I remember an ad with a google form for new rosters and such. Don't know what happened to that.
>>384162801When blonky is sacked. He's firmly in the camp of "the manager should have the final say on the roster because he's the one doing the work"
Paging whoever did the first four groups' matrices, where Group E
>15 minutes in >go to the useless defensive preset after a failed /a/ attackidentifying throwing
I can't fucking understand anything these fags are saying.
>>384162990I see.>>384163023I remember that as well.>>384163025Well, that sucks. It explains why memes like Agni's face isn't in the team, despite being a stable on the board.
>/a/
>>384163356GUESS WHO'S WRONG
>puffy vulva goes hero mode, holds the ball for 10 seconds while bullied by 2 defenders>theres STILL no good options from offence or defence to pass togee i wonder why /a/ are badinb4 muh coinflips
I know it's not even halftime but FUCK IT LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED>/a/
>>384163495guess what retard, you can be trying to throw and still beat /a//a/ is really bad
>>384163579/k/ beat /toy/ on their P2 this isn't unusual for them
>>384163025>When blonky is sackednever happening, /a/ is staying shit forever
Oh hey a goal.
oh hey, /a/ has a goalsurely they can put in another one without conceding?
This is Simo Sample, the white death.
>>384163674we'll ship him to /sp/ when JB gets sacked
>>384163549>>384163557>>384163579>>384163674hahahaha oh no no no no
>>384163854they need 4 to have enough gd to have a chance of getting out
>>384163848She's fat.
>halftime>color commentator decides to start explaining why he wanted to commentate
>/a/>submitting a broken 4ccmLMAO
>>384163935in a good way
>>384164021No.
If /k/ fails to throw due >/a/ being /a/, does /k/ manager still gets his 322 rigbux?
post cute lolis to empower /a/
>>384163982What's the issue?
>>384164323Thanks for the support /vt/
>>384164089Yesnow go be a cutting board somewhere else
>>384164637Cutting boards are better than fat asses.
>>384163854when will you learn
bros? our free win?
>>384163854>/a/
>>384164323hi sixletters
>>384163854
>>384164680i dont see any fat there
>>384164680It's ok, you'll the light when you have sex for the first time.
Blinky pls leave
Can't wait for the management excuses this time.
>losing to reddit
>we're about to be treated to another prime dicksword screencap of pure blinky copeMy favorite part of babbies.
And /a/ dies again...
Is Blinky a cuck?
>>384164807hey
In their last 3 cups /a/ have been eliminated with one game still to play. They are speedrunning crashing out in groups at this point.
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES IS THIS GONNA HAPPENWHEN'S THE LAST TIME /A/ WAS ELITE
Who is making the /sp/ thread
/a/ is dead again!
>/a/>blonky
lollmao
>>384164891Try opening your eyes.
Get a better goalkeeper /a/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1APV7ePwF4
So now that they're eliminated, will /a/ win their last game now that it doesn't matter?
>>384165372try and show me, i have bad vision
(P2/P1) /k/ - /a/ (P3)1H: 2(2) 1 - 1 2(1)2H: 1(1) 1 - 0 4(1)/a/ tried, but, you know>/a/LMAO
you didn't need to choke thatwhy, why did you choke it?it's too late now to recovernow we just have to live with autumn
>>384165429
AkkoLeague is your home, /a/!
>say how you tested against literally any formation except 3-5-2 to cope with your first two losses>face a non 3-5-2>lose anyway
>/a/It's not even funny at this point, just depressing.
>>384164982KICKING AND SCREAMING
>/vt/ 9 points>/a/ 0 points
>>384165781roru roru
Why are vtumors so desperate for attention?
Is /a/ bandwagoning /vt/ now?
>>384165781>anime old & busted>vtubers is the new hot shitI...I kneel
>never lost to /a/Feels good /k/ bros
>>384165891/s4s/ has more points thoughevermore
and /a/ management will still continue to not change
>>384165938Feels fucking great
>>384165875we moved to /u/ back in 2018
>>384165781blinky NEEDS JB to help him too
Hey /a/ fans, this one's for you. You're not alone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ObjtVdsV3IWell, maybe just a little bit.
>>384166023I want to fuck the nazi duck
>>384165875They can stay the fuck out, I for one hoped for a /k/ win today
>mock team for existing>do poorly>they do well>wtf why are they mocking me
>>>/a/237738236
>>384166168who are you quoting?
>>384165864seethe more, blonky
When was the last cup /a/ was elite?
>>384166209half stop linking your threads here
>>384166209>/ag/
>>384166326gw has a page for this on the wiki. I'm sure he'll link you to it
>>384165781>/s4s/ 12 points
>>384166326Winter 2018. Which means that even if they make it back, it'll have been 5 years between elite appearances.
>>384166326Winter 2018
>>384166427>>384166523>>384166541And what's the last time they made an elite knockout?
>>384166698winter 14
does cytube work on smart TVs?
you'd think that when you hit bedrock there's only up to go but it really seems /a/ management is getting some tnt bedrock breaking tricks into their arsenal
>>384166698Oh come on, that's well-known at this point. Winter 14.
Wew, we've got a game going on.
>>384166856just cast the youtube video and look at chat on your phone
>>384166427No link is necessary, I just want the thread to know /ic/ have made an elite final day more recently than /a/
When does the newest Blinky cope drop?
>>384166758>>384166883How many current teams didn't exist back then?
>>384167008Screencap pls
Why wont the manager resign already? Go full auto or delete the team.
I can't win
>>384167014/biz/, /i/, /t/, /w/, /his/, /p/, /aco/, /bant/, /vm/, /vrpg/, /vst/, /vt/, /pw/, /xs/
>>384167014/biz/, /i/, /t/, /w/, /his/, /p/, /aco/, /bant/, /vm/, /vrpg/, /vst/, /vt/, /pw/ & /xs/
>>384167014- /biz/, /i/, (/t/), /w/- /his/, /p/- /aco/, /bant/- /vm/, /vrpg/, /vst/, /vt/- /pw/ (unless you count them as /asp/), /xs/So 12 teams, 1 nigga, and 1 dubious case.
The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time /a/ won an Elite Cup
I just love his this faggot coaches the /a/ team without ever being chosen for it. Requesting him to be forced out of his position already.
>>384167312>>384167336>>384167542There is another...*sick bassline*
I'm late lads, but here's your Group ESo many outcomes.
>>384167218LMAO
>>384167715and don't forget the kwey
>>384167596Yup. /a/ is the Chicago Cubs of 4cc
>>384167596The ottomans atleast could get rid of their emperor but we cant get rid of this management.
that egg fort goal really underscores how blatant the "one team allowed to play per half" problem is in 21strikers can make good decisions and take good shots (if the dice roll says they're allowed to)
>>384169676that's not an actual issue in 21, definitely not fucking more than 21. it's just this patch somtimes 1 team gets hit with the retard stick when it comes to passing. also just as i was typing this lmao
>>384169887*more than 19kek my bad
>>384169887>also just as i was typing this lmaonot saying you can't get a lucky through ball or fucky corner but /f/ has been playing like complete lobotomites this half
man this patch sucks, I'm glad the VGL is format locked in on using it lol & lmao
Muammar Gaddafi was the Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution of the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya the last time /a/ won a star
>>384169887>definitely not more than 19l o l
Why are the /a/ managers so tactical inept? Finding nothing against 352's and making weird changes during the game
>>384170307I miss him.
(P1) /f/ - /ck/ (P1/P2)1H: 5(4) 2 - 1 2(1)2H: 5(5) 1 - 2 3(3)/ck/ is a terrorist organization
>>384170307He was a good man. What a rotten way to die
>>384170307Muammar Gaddafi got a bayonet shoved up his ass in the fall of 2011. kek, what a bitch.
>>384170418
aw sweet, the piss break match
>>384170723you piss on lolis?
>>384170345They are doing it on purpose, most people want them to fuck off but they just refuse to quit.Is there any way of forcing them to resign at this point?
It's time
>>384167596>>384170307The last time /a/ won a cup:Barack Obama was serving his first termCrimea was still a part of UkraineThe Arab Spring had only just begunThe United Kingdom was still a member of the European UnionThe Black Lives Matter and alt right movements did not existFeel free to add more
Eggsellent match /ck/ I can't complain even if /f/ gets knocked out.
>>384170121and Summer probably will be using it too, what's your point?
Fuck off from /a/ no one gives a shit about your gay soccer simulator
>>384171119Mad cause bad
>>384170878Alt right movements still don't exist. It's just a made-up buzzword meant to tarnish political adversaries.
>>384171210THIS IS WHAT /pol/ ACTUALLY BELIEVES
Was a excuse posted?
>>384171156More like mad because you gay faggots shit up the board with your thread about something that has nothing to do with anime or manga. Go back to circlejerking on your d*scord
>>384171023>summer will use this patchlolno. either patchco will find a new patch to rape the cup or we go back to autumn
>>384170878Party Rock Anthem was the #1 song, no joke
>>384171276you f/a/ggots never stop seething about absolutely everything do you?
I want to have sex with every single girl on the /c/ roster
>>384171119This so much.Discord servers, literally who manager pretending to represent /a/.How about you guys ask the anons on /a/ if they even want to participate in this shitshow.
>>384171257You type like an autist
>>384171297then VGL19 just uses whatever Summer and Autumn do so really nothing will change
Can someone link that breathing thing?Need it for FBI investigations
>>384171276kek this faggot seething so hard about his >board state
>>384171530just search loli breathing on youtube
>>384171530Seconding
>>384170121No it's not there's a new patch being tested now.
>>384171732tested where? pics or didn't happen
Thread on /a/ deleted again, mods clearly dont want this trash there so why fucking keep posting there with your cancer.Potatron and blinky should do everyone a favour and request the team to be deleted with them stop pretending to represent the board.
>>384171902>caring what jannies thinkis this the average /a/cuckold mentality?
You fags deserve this for caving to eurocucks and making the game about fucking soccer. If you did some cool shit like baseball or football or hockey or basketball I could respect that but soccer is literally the gayest shit imaginableHope you all slit your necks and get run over by a train
>>384171902
>/a/>/b/
>>384172009/a/nons love sucking janny dick, it's some kind of pathology
>>384172009yes unironically, /a/ has the worst bootlickers & backseat jannies
>>384172038Why can't they see that no one wants them around and that people are not posting "go auto" for fun?
*ahem*/c/ will sneak into second place by beating /vst/ on GD
>>384172057lmao look at this crackhead retard seething like an impotent bitch
bravo /c/
>>384171902>Thread on /a/ deleted again, mods clearly dont want this trash there so why fucking keep posting there with your cancer.Don't care>Potatron and blinky should do everyone a favour and request the team to be deleted with them stop pretending to represent the board.This
>>384172252suck my cock euro faggot, sorry we don't give a shit about your gay ass "sport"
>>384171276How about you bump DBS and BnHA off the board first before complaining about something that gets maybe 7 threads in a year which all stay up for maybe an hour each, you braindead pavement gorilla faggot?No I'm not the manager
>>384172331no actual human being on the planet cares about what your subhuman crackhead ass has to say
>>384171732is that the one that Triangle made?
>>384172160>>384172192Jannies are trash on /a/, but them deleting these threads is actually a rare instance of them doing something good for a change.Still the /a/ team needs to be deleted, it longer represents the board.>>384172343Sadly that cancer is still anime or manga related.
>>384172343how about you bump your nigger body off the side of a cliff so you break all your subhuman bones on the rocks you dumb fucking porch monkey
>>384171732>VGL considering late switch of patches>againWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>384172551Didn't make anything. It just has one set of values transplanted into it from Autumn into Spring in the interest of making more chances and working at getting more aggressive/less support reliant strikers.
>>384172714So yes it's the one he made. lol lmao
>>384172704>VGL does anything>you obsess over itResponse?
>>384172593Kill yourself you pathetic backseat janny cocksucker, you're a blight upon this planet and your mother's greatest mistake was not aborting your sorry ass
>>384172714>less support reliant strikersplease stop trying to remake PES16 i am begging you
your average soccer "fans"
>>384172890Trying to get them to push into the box more and run more into open space is all. Additionally, trying to get players to stop running past passes to them.
>>384172835In this case he's not wrong since the VGL has terribly managed patching autism. They already established that they're just going to follow the 4cc from now on.
>>384172985huh. that doesn't sound too bad. but then most things patchers have done don't until they play actual matches
>>384172919I mean, the NFL is taking after us so...
Anons have been complaining about blinky for months if not years yet he gets to keep representing the team? How to get rid of him?
>>384173306prove he does't browse the board and or have him fail dontbeadick rule
>>384171902>thread deletedhuh wonder if i can still post
>>384173180
>>384173396>dontbeadick rulenever has been applied never will be applied
>>384173396He won't leave, hence is a dick
(P1) /b/ - /c/ (P1)1H: 1(0) 0 - 2 4(4)2H: 1(0) 0 - 0 1(1)4-2-3-1 surge real??? (or /b/ just fucking sucks)
>>384173489it did that one time when narc got suspended for 6 months
/u/ won again
>>384173306Become a new /a/ manager who's actually competent at PES. That's how you move him to the background and make /a/ good again.
When your board has a total shitposter that you can't bother to delete permanently, it's reflected on your team. Your team deserves to be shit
>>384173829not reading all that
Testing old trip
>>384173540Who can suspend him? Because at this rate I just want that faggot gone, preferably an indefinite amount of time. >>384173731Do we have to have a new manager? Cant the team go full auto?
>>384173829implying archive admins care about anything
>>384173913did you pass?
>red kerning9 points for /gd/
>>384173047Hilarious because 4cc seems set on moving on from this patch. This leaves VGL stuck with the shit patch just to avoid the responsibility of actually choosing a patch when they could easily just use the Autumn patch people generally liked.
>>384173505b fucking sucks lamo
>>384174081Whether the Spring patch will be used or not entirely depends on what happens to /vg/ tomorrow.
>>384173997as long as blinky and potatotron are listed as managers, you won't be getting a QD auto. (QD auto's are unironically better then current /a/)Best bet is to infiltrate /a/ and become headmanager
>>384171530>>384171626.its a megamix of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESQf645njDs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNaDBttpFl4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMmIbDD729ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEeojQqmyUMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9SAdIGfdwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsSmx0iIq1Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhf4eLxwnNkand some extra senko-san noisesalso fuck that /c/ played nothing like their normal pastebin selves
>/vst/ manager goneCOWERING IN FEAR, 17-0 /gd/ WIN
>>384171530>>384171626https://mega.nz/file/tPIxha7b#AOn62zrTmETb6SCO3KlTPN_7dSThpb4A3zSRqJqcmBw
Earlier...
>>384174540>QD auto's are unironically better then current /a/ah yes, like /t/ who died before /a/ with 2 less GF
>>384174540Didnt blinky ban everyone from the discord who gave advice or something? Pretty sure you cant take away the management positions from them anymore, that or a 2nd /a/ team gets created with their own managers to maybe try and force the higher ups to force those 2 managers out.
>>384174741good lord how many of them are there?
>>384175023>a 2nd /a/ team gets createdlets fucking go
>>384174970and also one point more. meanwhile /xs/ won their first 2 matches and /fa/ are on 4 points in 3 matches, en route to 7 points
>>384174741>>384174898Very nice. Thank you anon.
>>384175210real ir/a/
>>384174970Blinky has been shitting on the team on purpose, never posted on the board even once, refuses to step down for years now and bans people from the server who try fixing the damage done.>>384175210Anyone that isnt blinky who wants coach this shit? Even if its only in name and you throw everything in the auto?
>>384174741arigatou
>>384175023>Didnt blinky ban everyone from the discord who gave advice or something?That fucking assclown is gonna have /dng/ running a shitty 4-2-4 again isn't he
/a/ deserves their suffering
>>384173829>Be that idolfucker>Shitposts on boards/threads where you think your anti-idol nemesis lurks on>/u/. They spooned and can barely hang on to their elite status>/vg/. They spooned and are in danger of being aborted>/a/. They spooned and possibly are about to spoon again>/llsifg/. They're just garbageYou may be onto something here, anon
todays secret ingredient: Salad Fingersthe damned 88th minute
>>384174540Thats a hard task when they close their discord and DMs
You dumb fucking zoomer faggots should all get brutally murdered for coordinating this on fucking d*scord.
>>384175940Is it that bad already? I guess /a/ is now represented by 2 peoplevwho never post on /a/, how this is somehow possible us beyond me. Or is the top nanagement aware and/or supporting it?
>/gd/LMAO
this PESing is fucking bullshit
>>384176174Newfag-kun, this used to be coordinated on IRC
>>384176304Its just /gd/ getting exposed
So, you expected /gd/ to continue PESing their opponents
>>384176174you would kill yourself if you knew how many generals on this website have Discord servers
>>384175210old boards should be allowed to have more than one team desu
VEE
>>384175210>>384176536why do they need another team when they already have /u/?
>managers
I'd be seething if this game happened to a team I liked.
>>384176174#BringBackSkype
>>384176685Because the second team would be more /a/ related than the current one.
>>384173306Disposing of him irl.
>>384176676ESS
>>384173306murder him
I kneel
>>384175864Youre boogeymen or whatever that thing is has nothing to do with /llsifg/
>/a/>/b/>/gd/>managers
>>384176791TeamSpeak is better
>drinks yourself to death>miss match>winwhat is this tactical genius
(P1) /vst/ - /gd/ (P1)1H: 1(1) 1 - 0 4(3)2H: 1(1) 1 - 0 7(5)yea
outplayed and outskilled
>>384176929I agree
>>384176174I miss sending letters through postal pidgeons, however nobody does that anymore.
>>384176960
>>384176960Maybe /gd/ should have studied strategy.
>>384176804>>384176854I’d fucking wish.
>manager is absent for the entire game>/vst/ wins
REMOVE MANAGERSVEE
TEE
ESS
Oops! Sorry /gd/, you rolled "retard strikers fuck away every chance" for both halves! Hate to see it. Patchco lives!
>>384175901It was a great match, so close.
>>384176960"/gd/ entered this tournament under the rather childish delusion that they were going to PES everyone else, and no one was going to PES them" - Sir Arthur Harris
This is the problem, everyone tries to micromanage everything during the match, turns out all you need to do is just fuck off and win
>>384174921Based
>>3841773641 great match out of 6 boring spaghetti matches. Good enough let's keep this shit!
I don't even know what to say at this point
>>384177417This, just trust the AIAnd have Kane on your team
>>384177417yeah /gd/ would probably have come back 3-2 if juice didn't move kerning back a pixel
>>384177695You say that sarcastically but it's probably true.
>/feg/ manager came to the commentary booth to support his co-managerKinda nice to see someone supporting their peer
>>384176257Look at the players of the team and you can see that the managers have no clue on whats happening on /a/
>>384177965Why would you want to represent modern /a/?
I mean, it wasn't wrong
>>384178136post a rant, I know you've got one in your head
>>384178136If nothing else I liked this.
>>384178136the manager was certainly lost. Sorry it had to be that way, but I really wanted /vst/ to win
Why are people upset blinky is killing one anime team? There are like 10 others which represent the same culture.
/xs/ bros are too good, fuck anime to be quite honest with you all
>>384178274because /a/ is the biggest one of them all. fuck the fact that they've been shit for 4 years now
>>384178225I don't get mad anymore, I just high effort Kernings.
hahaha XDDD is that a hecking DF model?? that's so wAcKy XDD I literaLLY CANT STOP laughING HAHAHAH XDDDD based /xs/!!! such a wholesome team :)
>>384179114your words.
/xs/ has never endured the grind of an SEC schedule
another shitty unfunny miku video as """""hype"""""
>Crimson/Tomato boothYuck
>>384180015>Not stroking your cock to Tomato's silky smooth voiceShit taste
>>384180015I should give it a shot, but I need to test my discord mic first
>>384180106I don’t stroke to those kinds of cunts, anon.
I F%&KING LOVE /xs/!!! *starts transitioning*
>>384175023>2nd /a/ teamSweet, now /a/ can lose in the Banned Bowl too
>>384176920>muh boogeymanfuck off back to /llsifg/
>>384180316Looks like /xs/ has mindbroken this fellow. Praying for his recovery.
>>384180316it's /xs/, not /u/
>>384180316Is chopping off your dick an extreme sport?
>>384180617yes
If /vg/ could throw to /bant/ to win /a/ the spoon, would they?
RED
RED CARD
RED CARD ALERT
>>384179452
/w/ vs /xs/ might be the two teams with the combined fewest fans in the cup
what a dumpster fire of a match
as an /xs/bro, go /wsg/, just draw or win, do it for >us
(P3) /w/ - /xs/ (P3)1H: 3(3) 0 - 0 2(1)2H: 1(1) 1 - 1 1(1)/fa/ now need /xs/-/cm/ to not be a draw to advance no matter how much they win by, and ofc if they don't win the group is closed.>/w/>/wsg/LMAO
>>384181473>an /xs/brostop pretending to be someone you aren't
>>384181473>as an /xs/broNice to see QD still posts here during matchdays
If /wsg/ stops being awful and hold /fa/ here, the group is locked and last two games of this group are between the two teams that are through and two teams that are shit. What a way to finish off the group stage
TAKE THE TEA KETTLE OFF THE FACKIN STOVE
>>384177658>/gd/ wins>/c/ wins>/vst/ gets fucked with 7 points
>>384181131no because they can still promote. unless they really really want to confirm the vgl17 roster as tragic.
Why is VEE ES TEE posting so fun? It never gets old.
thank you lesbian refs
>>384182751because youre fucking braindead and have the same mentality as amerimutts going "YUU ESS AYY"
>>384182795BOOBA
this patch loves early goals
>>384182886YUU
>>384182751VEE
>>384183062KAY
Another own goal
>relying on /wsg/ for anything
>>384183094ES
>>384183062>>384183094>>384183170/uvk/ - Valkyrie Drive?
>>384183170Based
>>384182169/c/ has to win by threeDon't see it happening, chief
>>384184003zero faith
>/cm/ live againHow do they keep doing it
/XS/BROS WE FUCKING DID IT
/xs/isters, how hard are we dilating in celebration?
(P3) /fa/ - /wsg/ (P3)1H: 2(1) 1 - 1 6(4)2H: 2(2) 1 - 1 6(5)/wsg/ got screwed out of a win. Group's Closed™. You know what's coming>/fa/LMAO
>/xs/ made it in over /a/wew lad
great way to end a thread
holy shit that was boring
This LMAO is, again, dedicated to a team that isn't mathematically out but might as well be>/b/LMAO>/i/ 4-3-1-2 / 3-3-1-3 (P2/P3)>/t/ 3-3-2-2 (auto, P3)/s4s/ 4-2-1-3 (P1)/p/ 4-2-1-3 (P3)/k/ 3-3-1-3 (P2/P1)>/a/ 3-3-1-3 (P3)/f/ 3-4-2-1 (fluid, P1)/ck/ 3-3-2-2 (P1/P2)/b/ 4-2-2-2 (P1)/c/ 4-2-3-1 (P1)/vst/ 4-2-1-3 (P1)/gd/ 4-2-1-3 (P1)>/w/ 4-2-3-1 (P3)/xs/ 4-2-2-2 (auto, P3)>/fa/ 4-3-3 (auto, P3)>/wsg/ 3-2-3-2 / 2-3-3-2 (P3)5 4-3-3 - /s4s/, /p/, /vst/, /gd/, /fa/ (2W 1D 2L)3 4-4-2 - /i/, /b/, /xs/ (2D 1L)3 3-5-2 - /t/, /ck/, /wsg/ (3D)2 3-4-3 - /k/, /a/ (1W 1L)2 4-5-1 - /c/, /w/ (1W 1D)1 3-6-1 - /f/ (1D)P1: 3-2-2P2: 1-1-0P3: 0-5-2Congrats /s4s/, /xs/, and /cm/ on the early promotions
>>384186201>>384186201
>>384178396All thanks to a manager who wont fuck off even if nobody wants him to coach the team, but higher management decided he gets to stay regardless. Make /a/‘s team /a/ again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rR7_l4KM8If i had any talent at editing, i would jsut photoshop whatever team on right guy.
