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Skipper.
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>>383082589
Yeah, skipper.
For me.
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>tfw it's been 12 years and still no fic of Jack getting railed by a pack of Krogan, in graphic detail.
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>>383083308
>never having children
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>>383082207
Still don't understand why they made his sister in Andromeda look so different
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>>383083534
Fuck YOU. Jack is pure.
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>>383083807
>Miranda suffering from a gynecological problem, that is treatable with modern medicine, somehow insurmountable in the late 22nd century
>Written by Mac Walters
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>>383084390
She literally says in ME2 that she fucked a guy she did jobs with, then left him to die when he started talking about getting a house, leaving the life, and settling down with her.
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>>383084390
It'll be a pure gangbang.

>>383084668
I think that's because Jack is suffering from paranoia.
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A thousand wonderful years worth of cuddling, handholding and snuggling with your lovely, wonderful, amazing Asari wife Liara!
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>>383085024
What about Samara?
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>>383089792
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>>383090323
God asari look so ashy
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Comments on the Andromeda Ship crew

Vetra: one of the best romances in this franchise
Drack: hes's just Wrex again
Jaal: pretty meh
Cora: Fat Ass, not a bad character but annoying because of the voice
Liam: Liam
PeeBee: should be ejected out the airlock
Gil: Fag
Doctor: Forgot her name, is Smirkfu but an Asari, but face is bad
Suvi: RHYDER I LIKE LICKING ROCKS RHYDER (also a fag)
Kallo: He's just your pilot, gets too little screentime, nothing wrong with him
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>>383091764
> Vetra
Yuck city
> Drack: hes's just Wrex again
Sure he's Wrex but we already got Wrex so Drack is just old news
> Jaal: pretty meh
I agree the angarans are lame
> Cora
My only problem with her is she's like 30 and male Ryder is like 22
> Liam: Liam
> PeeBee: should be ejected out the airlock
> Gil: Fag
Agreed
> Doctor: Forgot her name, is Smirkfu but an Asari, but face is bad
Yes nearly all the asari are ugly in Andromeda. Hopefully they fix this in the next one.
> Suvi: RHYDER I LIKE LICKING ROCKS RHYDER (also a fag)
Listening to her constant voice in Andromeda exporation is incredibly annoying. As is SAM. You are forced to deal with either Suvi's annoying voice or SAM's weird sounding gender neutral voice through the whole game.
> Kallo
Better than Joker
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>>383092290
there is literally nothing wrong with Ryder chasing an older woman
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>>383092449
Yes there is. Her design isn't built around making her an appealing older woman for younger MC. She is just aging that's all/.
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>>383092554
if she was, explain that
FAT
ASS
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>>383091764
>>Vetra
I actually like her and hope we get a good female turian at least as good as her if we actually get ME4
>>Drack
Only half as good as Wrex, I liked seeing Wrex in 2 and 3, I don't care if drak appears again
>>Angarans
Shit race with no interesting characters and shit design
>>Cora
Granny voice, man face, dyke side shave, Asariboo, terrible personality, nice ass
>>Liam
annoying regret you can't shoot him in the face for insubordination and being retarded
>>PeeBee
see Liam but 2nd bullet for being asari
>> Gil
Forgetable prefer the 2 engineers form me2
>>Doc
like the smirk but forgettable, also asari
>>Suvi
annoying autismo
>>Kallo
I actually really like Kallo he's enjoyable and isn't trying to be "lol i'm actually a hollywood comedian" like Joker Green. Also any excuse to have a Salarian on the team is welcome. I missed having Mordin on team in 3
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>>383091764
You just posted cringe.
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>>383093379
>if we actually get ME4
ME4 came out in 2017
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>>383093747
no it wasn't it was Mass Effect: Subtitle. Just like another game in the milky way won't be titled Mass effect: Andromeda 2. low effort bait but bless you, you tried
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>>383093747
https://www.ign.com/articles/2013/02/07/bioware-mass-effect-4-title-does-the-next-game-a-disservice
https://www.eurogamer.net/bioware-calling-the-next-game-mass-effect-4-is-a-disservice
It's not Mass Effect 4.
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>>383084668
You have completely rephrased that story in the worst way possible
Why are you lying and slandering?
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915
720
Wrong.
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>>383098420
I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.
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>>383083534
>Ready to fuck shit up at jack's old stomping grounds
>Turns out "she"s just some run of the mill schizo and imagined all the bad things that happened to her
>Now she has absolutely 0 reason for being a total bitch
>Still is
Unironically worse writing than a borderlands game.
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Imagine if Shepard had a Jedi as a squadmate
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>>383101004
nah Star Wars is gay
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>>383101037
So are you, I can hear you sucking cock from here
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>>383101004
>>383101396
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>>383101760
Oh no he posted a s0ijack because I like something his autistic mind can't comprehend why someone likes something he doesn't, whatever will I do ?!
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>>383101760
>he posts 'jaks in /meg/
based
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>>383102291
I'm sorry i'm not one with the force or some shit. Shouldn't you be shouting yas queen and celebrating them killing your franchise with mary sues?
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Sad scene. They messed up their genetics too much so they can't access the gene coded computer.

But apparently humans can access it? Or was it entirely SAM bridging the gap, she she just lacks an AI to translate?

Guess we'll find out
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>>383108269
all SAM if i remember correctly it started to compile and translate the language of whatever made the vaults.
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>>383102291
>whatever will I do ?!
try not responding to tourists
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Just finished ME3 for the first time, after playing ME1 and 2 over the past month, despite objections I got here. How's Andromeda? Heard some shit about it years ago but if it's tolerable with some mods I could use it to get my ME fix.

How's Bioware's other games, combat-wise? I love fantasy more than I do sci-fi but I'm not as big into the combat system DA seems to have and the Star Wars sequels and shows have drained me of my love for the franchise.
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>>383111063
Don't go straight into Andromeda after the trilogy, it will be a massive disappointment. Also the gap in quality between ME1/2 and 3 is way smaller than the gap between ME3 and Andromeda.

>other games
I've only played through the KOTORs and Dragon Age and I enjoyed them all except Inquisition.
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>>383111063
Andromeda is the best Mass Effect game.
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>>383111063
>>383111614
I never played the Kotor games personally but everyone seems to love them. Dragon age is fine 1 is very good but gameplay feels a bit dated, 2 had a faster combat system but the game was rushed but is servicable, Inquisition is same as 2 combatwise just improved in a few ways but they give you only 1 subclass specialization but the story is meh. Overall Dragon Age is just alright since it's quality is so inconsistent.
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Universal Translator in ME universe is such a lame cope out
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>>383117904
Not really a good way to get around it honestly. I doubt turians even have the physical structures to imitate human speech, looking like raptors and all. I always assumed the translator was like i neural/ear implant or maybe like a bluetooth radio transceiver thing, would have been interesting to have a moment where the translator fails and you hear all your alien teammates start making screeches and gibberish, heck even Kaiden might start speaking french since it's implied he's canadian
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>>383117904
No it isn't.
>>383119606
Yes.
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>>383082589
Nice
>>383083308
Double nice
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>>383111063
>How's Andromeda?
If you can tolerate boring characters and stories then it's an okay game. The game was patched somewhat so the facial animations were not as bad as it was originally, as can be seen by
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZvqbLyK8L0
I do recommend using a little bit of modding to make some characters a little more appealing though.

>>383111950
This is a lie. Do not trust this Anon.
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>>383117904
I do not fucking care about the languages of aliens across the galaxy, or the languages of dwarves or elves (with apologies to Tolkien). I do not want a big stink made about all the different peoples trying to manually translate fucking every spoken word from one wildly different language to another. I do not want to see humans attempting to impersonate click-clack and dodododopooboopoo languages that are physically impossible for them to actually make with their mouth. I will shoot every fucking linguist in the lips if they make another complaint like this in any popcorn sci-fi/ or fantasy setting if they bring it up. I don't want every fucking setting to have horrifically physically different species pointing at an apple and trying to decode what they each call it. It's stupid. Shut the fuck up.
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Suvi already checking me out
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>>383124186
Blackberry! What other flavours does she come in?
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>>383127036
Bland
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>>383126836
the Tempest is a nice ship, shame its got a "bigger on the inside" effect ingame
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>>383127036
Cranberry!
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>>383127996
Snowberry, but edible
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>>383128259
Grape!
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Don't go in here after Cora on taco night
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>>383127996
>>383128259
>>383128626
Cute, fancy and delicious. Like a Liara salad.

>>383128683
I always flush Shepard's toilet between missions after feeding the fish and squeaking the hamster.
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Please start making better posts. Thanks!
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waifu joined us on the bridge
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>>383129117
>after feeding the fish and squeaking the hamster.
Don't forget to ponder the orb
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>>383129354
You first
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>I know you are but what am I
This is an 18+ website.
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>>383130838
I just recently acquired it, so Shepard shall ponder.
It's funny how you have to compulsively do these things, must be some kind of game developer mind trick to keep you in the wheel.
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Can you list in order which of the ME female companions would be most like likely to give an enthusisatic blowjob and swallow?
For bonus points, [spolier] which of them would tongue anus? [/spoiler]
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Uhhh Liam, personal space...
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Uhhhhhhh
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>>383132935
>>383132792
He's trying to bust. Let him be.
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Ugh
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I dislike this character.

I get what they were going for. Liara is a Dr and Samara was an 800 year old lawtist, so they need to show that some Asari are "whimsical", but holy shit does she just come off as abrasive.
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But more importantly, she tries to get you to cheat on your significant other, so that's the real reason I dislike her.
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>>383125953
Holy fucking BASED
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>>383082589
If Ash actually looked like this I might romance her. I don't really like military women so me1 look wasnt for me and me3 bimbo was overboard
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>>383137741
ME3 wasn't bimbo enough.
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>>383137821
I guess if she had gone full on bimbo yeah sure.
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>>383136738
> she tries to get you to cheat on your significant other
Wait what? I never played Andromeda and the only interesting girl in that game for me is the Turian
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bimbo isn't based
in point of fact, it's the un-based
you might even say it's cringe
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019
>bird fucking degenerate
get help you freak
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>>383103914
Can I post Jacks in /meg/ and be based?
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>>383138369
Of course jackfag, but I especially like posting my wife, Jack with my second wife Miranda.
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>>383138369
>Can I post Jacks in /meg/ and be based?
Posting Jack in /meg/ is the only way to be based.
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>unironic Mass Effect Andromeda discussion
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Yeah, actual game discussion in this shit thread. Who would have thought? Go back.
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>>383138764
It's important for your bitches to get along well with each other.
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>>383138963
There's nothing to discuss about Andromeda.
It's unsalvageabble.
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>>383139107
I had hoped the LE would spark more webms of Jack and Miri kissing, but alas, it seems I was wrong.
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>>383141384
That's because most people who play the Mass Effect series are heterosexual
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>>383138019
The first stage of PeeBeePooPoo's romance is her flirting with you when you come to talk to her about other things. It's initiated whether you want it or not, but you can say no. The issue is that it's initiated even if you're already romancing someone else. Okay, so far, not really out of the ordinary I guess. Maybe she doesn't know.

But then she says "it can be our little secret", which takes away her benefit of the doubt. In my game, I was already happily dating Suvi, and I got this PooPeePooPee person trying to get me to make out with her and she says "it can be our little secret". I was pretty mad, but of course the game doesn't let you kick her out, you can just say "no thank you" and that's end of it. But it revealed her character, and have a strong dislike for people who are like that.

The icing on the cake is that she takes over the escape pod, which is right behind the bridge. Which means she was doing this mere meters away from Suvi's chair.
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>>383141530
What if they kissed with my dick between their lips? That's heterosexual.
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>>383141530
What could be more hetrosexual than two beautiful women loving each other in increasingly depraved public displaysf or their husband (me)?
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>>383141705
Plus, they could tease each other, playfully.
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>>383141985
It's even better when they tease each other while slightly inebriated at the dinner table in front of the guests.
Liara blushes while Kelly elbows her in the ribs.
Ashley looks on with great interest at the athleticism of the ongoing festivities.
Samara looks on with quiet amusement. No one can see Kasumi until too late.
I need to write.
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has anyone got that image of vin diesel posting the riddick kissing jack art?
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https://www.etfdailynews.com/2022/05/04/electronic-arts-inc-nasdaqea-coo-laura-miele-sells-3100-shares-2/
EA is either getting bought out, or they're going to be selling shit out/closing shit down, pretty soon.
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>>383143760
>We're waiting for you, Bioware...
At this point it would be a mercy killing.
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Why is Saren already a cyborg in Eden Prime at the start of ME1 legendary edition?
I though he was mechanized after the event on Vermilion.
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>>383146495
Pretty sure he has only 1 model throughout the entirety of OG ME1 too
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>>383136738
>>383136605
just pump and dump for for vetra Or cora
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>>383146495
Originally they were going to give him two models, but somewhere along the line somebody fucked up, forgot something, or who knows.
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>>383146838
>Fucking Peebee
>Fucking Cora
>Fucking Vetra
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>>383147413
t.Liam
be gone homosexual
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>>383148098
You're the one fucking blue Shrek.
Get better taste.
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Jack made me love Punk and Alt girls bros

but like the ones that are actually sane and not twittertards
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>>383151294
I used to love emo girls but now it seems like they got replaced by those short-haired dykes
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>>383151294
Jack didn't make me.
I always did.
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>>383147350
>Originally they were going to give him two models
There is a mod that does this.
>original
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect/mods/249

>legendary
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/666
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Catchrism is a pretty good guy, does a lot of modding work. I even subscribed to his youtube, to keep up with him.
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>>383082207
I love thane krios! My frog husband
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>>383099285
MKultra'd
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>>383160045
I used the LE version when I last played and thought it was great. It's a bit silly that the council don't believe Saren was involved in the geth attack on Eden Prime when he attends the meeting wearing a geth arm.
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>>383154337
Gross
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>>383154337
Based.
>>383166212
Low test.
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>>383082207
early nighty night
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>>383166212
It gets weirder.
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>>383122030
I'm considering doing another playthrough with mods. Maybe I'd actually romance peebee if she didnt look like raccoon shrek, but I feel like if I romanced her the SJWs win
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>>383174119
If you played it, the SJWs already won, so go ahead.
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Go back.
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>>383170964
Goodnight little wing
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>>383175542
Sorry I disrespected your masculine asari pronouns.
Faggot.
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>rolling for underpowered characters you will bench in 2 weeks
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>>383176952
Did a Mass Effect gacha game leak? When can I roll for holiday Tali reskins?
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>>383173585
THE FUCK?
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>>383178206
Imagine what that tongue can do for you.
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>>383173585
Jack isn't that freaky
sure she has lot's of shitty tats but she isn't into body modding
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>>383192494
She’s probably given it a go just to see what it’s like.
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>>383192494
Jack is very freaky. But no, I don't see her going into body modification, either. However, I could see her getting one of those temporary skin grafts from Shin Akiba, just to see what she could do to Shepard with it. For science.
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>>383196205
What sort of skin graft and where? Asking for a friend.
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>>383196890
I'm sure Shin Akiba (is it Shin or Sin? I forget) has a wide variety of skin grafts. From tongue grafts, to tentacle fingers, to Krogan double cocks and quads.
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>>383111063
If you're OK with tactical turn-based combat, look at Larian Game's "Divinity: Original Sin" 1 and 2. Both games are great party RPGs, each with their own unique strengths and flaws.
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>>383204187
Not that anon, but Larian writing is some of the worst in the industry. I can't believe they are the ones trusted with making Baldur's Gate 3, of all studios.
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>>383196205
Shes actually very vanilla,i bet
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>>383204853
I think Jack can be very conflicted.
On the one hand, she can melt with being treated properly, sweat talking, holding, eye contact, kissing etc.
But I can also see her, other times, to be taken like a varren bitch in heat.
And sometimes wanting to do the most sinful acts to please her partner, in unconventional ways.
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>>383144731
>westwood studios
damn, it's been literally over a decade since i played Project I.G.I.
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>>383173585
this is just as mentally retarded as furries
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>>383206438
Don't knock it, until you've had it licking your frenulum.
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>>383204853
Liara is 100% the most vanilla. Then comes probably Ashley, then Tali, then Miranda, then Jack, then Kelly.
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>>383207735
Liara's a sheltered academic, she's probably a freak
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>>383208601
She’s a virgin in ME1 who has never had sex before. Basically everything Tali says in ME2, “shy girl who doesn’t get out much or involved much saved by a big dick human hero and taken on a galactic adventure” is Liara in ME1.
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Wow, what a bitch
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>>383141628
Asari are whores. It says so in the codex. Technically it calls it an "unfounded rumor" but stereotypes are all rooted in truth irl so no reason to suspect otherwise in game. Ironically it was the only interesting and lore compliant thing about her character
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The ME trilogy suggested female salarians, born from fertilized eggs, were rarer and held a special place in their society as political leaders. But Andromeda appears to portray Salarians as the same all-genders-are-equal stance most other species have. Why did they make them less unique?
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>>383216770
Because the people that wrote Andromeda never played ME and don't know that.
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>>383217123
To be fair ME3 was starting the process because they made the female salarian look basically exactly the same as a male. You'd think if their role in society is so dramatically different it would at least reflect in some gender dimorphism but no they were lazy about it.
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>>383213041
>fuck her over every chance you get
>she tells you to suck her dick
>wtf why is she bitch
retard
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>>383213041
Deserves it for going full bimbo in ME3 to be honest.
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Idiot.
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>>383218886
>gets pissy and ditches you because "muh Cerberus"
>holds "muh Cerberus" over your head all the way to Mars
>dies defending an actual Cerberus plant
>"NOOOOO I HOPE YOU DIE"
What a bitch...
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>>383177435
I don't see the point of a Mass Effect gacha. There's like a maximum of 25 characters people actually know and could potentially give a shit about. The last game was 5 years ago and extremely divisive among fans. It's over.

>>383219008
I hated her haircut in ME3. Didn't fit somebody who's out there fighting on the frontlines and doesn't fit her face. I just hate Ashley in general.
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This game series makes me really sad. I played ME1 and ME2 in 2010 and it reminds me of college. It reminds me of a time when things were better and I still had time to choose what I wanted to do in life. I'm in my mid 30s now and I feel like time has gone by so fast. What the fuck bros.
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>>383196205
>>383196890
What are you guys trying to say? That Jack could aquire some sort of "grafted appendage" that she could then use for various scenarios?
With Miranda you say? Ashley as well? Under the supervision of Dr.Chakwas? Liara and Samara too?
Why wasn't this included in ME3? This is inexcuseable!
I demand that this content be made in VR and released immediately!
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>>383240445
Look unless you have crippling debt or some major disability you can still do what you want.
I assume that since you can write in English and you're wasting your time shitposting on 4chinz you're at least got the basics.
You can waste your very limited time stagnant (like I have), or you can try to improve every day (like I am), I'm getting kinda /fit/ and I'm going back to study at your age.
Within a year I'm going to be smashing prime alt-girl puss like Jack, I'm going to start a business within two years.
You stil have possiblities, fucking grab them NOW before you fritter the rest of your life away.
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>>383243108
I work full-time and make 130k per year. But life feels so...stagnant. And I hate women.
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>>383243452
Maybe you should use some of that money to get some therapy.
If your work isn't fulfilliing, then find something that does make you happy even if it means a paycut.
I hope you find happiness Anon.
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mature asari begin to show their snake skin patterns all over their body starting from boobies
so maybe asari being reptilian parasites doesn't sound far fetched
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>>383247641
as*ri stink like piss and onions
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Cleaning the dead fish out of my personal aquarium with Tali!
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>>383251603
Cleaning the dead aquarium fish out of your personal Tali....
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>>383251603
You could fill Tali's helmet with water and put the fish in there. That way you could take them on missions and she could keep an eye on them so they don't die.
She sounds a bit like she's underwater when she talks, so maybe her helmet is already full and you could just put the fish straight in.
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>>383260983
this ain't it...
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>>383228940
>femshep
Liara is Maleshep only.
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>>383265628
Liara is for Femshep, days out in the Mako and snowball fights.
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>>383265628
Sheploo is for Jack ONLY.
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>>383265628
Blueberry can have a little Shepard's pie
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>>383268536
Surely my good friend Jack wouldn't leave me hanging ...
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Brainlet here playing for the first time. Am I missing anything valuable by not being able to hack this terminal or is it something I can come back and unlock later in the game (but would this planet even still be relevant for me to return to?)
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>>383273020
It's only showing the geth missions in the system in the top right corner. You'll unlock them anyway going there.
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>>383084645
she says her father didnt care about that so it is assumed that she does not have a reproductive system, that makes her problem a whole lot more complicated
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>>383269182
>Miranda face that doesn't look like George Soros
What sorcery is this?
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You have not forgotten.
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i only care about Jane, that athletic ginger bitch all cacked up in cheap makeup waiting to be smeared all over her face
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>>383278204
You can surely read into it, as that, if you wish.
In vitro treatments do exist, though.
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>>383268446
Elite Dangerous seriously needs a Mako mod right fucking now.
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>browsing Mass Effect wiki
>find this

>Early in storyboarding, a "Reaper Queen" was used to confront Shepard instead of the Catalyst. The idea was that Shepard was so cybernetically enhanced they were able to plug directly into the Citadel and speak with the god-queen on a virtual world. The queen viewed the Reapers' operations as unsustainable, and wanted things to evolve, but were incapable due to the limitations of their AI. The queen proposed things the other Reapers didn't like, so they sealed her away on the Citadel and never listened to her again.
>Shepard's involvement meant a chance to force that evolution. The Renegade response would be to rudely refuse the offer, disconnect, and start blowing everything on sight. This would destroy the Citadel, Earth, and the Reapers, but give organics a chance. The Paragon response is broadly similar to the Control ending scenario, only Shepard becomes a "Reaper King" and still rudely calls out the queen. The Synthesis scenario is also largely the same, though it was an ending available to everyone.

Would this be better than what we got?
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>>383288552
Better than Starkid, that is there for no reason at all. I can buy this, at least, but the end result is still the same, so it makes little difference.
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>>383288552
No, unless you could romance the reaper queen.
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>>383288552
I had thought that a factional split in the Reapers might be what they would go with to deal with a seemingly undefeatable enemy. That's sort of like it (though only one Reaper split from the rest). I don't think there was any way to definitively defeat the Reapers in a way that satisfies completely. It was always going to be some random weapon out of nowhere, dividing the Reapers, somehow convincing them to let you live despite everything, or just losing.
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I love Liara T'soni!
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Come home earth man
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>>383296503
I want to spend my life with her
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critical mission failure
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>>383082589
If only she looked like that in game and agreed for menage a trois with Liara...
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>>383082207
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_18_Signups
how long has it been since /meg/ played?
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liv
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>>383314806
>wanting to fuck a disgusting as*ri
ngmi
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>>383326575
Yeah, who could possibly want to fuck a hot blue alien who will still be young, nubile, and tight your entire life and who you can finish inside as much as you want because there’s no risk of pregnancy without explicit decision?
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get help you fucking freak
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w-why does Liara's other mother want to fuck Shepard so bad?
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because as*ri are all whores
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Will you meet him at the bar?
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>>383336289
I don't really give two fucks about Garrus.
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>>383336703
neither did i
>>383336289
nope
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>>383336289
Yeah I'd have a drink with Garrus
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Would you simp for Yvonne?
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>>383341048
Don't forget to get your potassium, anon.
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>>383341048
No
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>>383342432
the word Spectre doesn't look right unless it's "re" not "er"
I don't know why, I'm not even a bong
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>>383343450
I've been a fan of her since Chuck. She's, honestly, a credit to the franchise. I don't know if I'd call it simping, but I definitely like Yvonne and wouldn't trade her for anything. For the franchise, that is.
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>>383341048
of course
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Totally worth it.
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>>383349764
Why are quarians so slutty?
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>>383351664
Tali is a touchless virgin with daddy issues who gets rescued by a hot and powerful foreign dude who also happens to be the first person to treat her like an actual person and then saves the galaxy with her in tow, then literally comes back from the dead to save her two more times, help her get over the death of her father, and speak on her behalf to prevent her from being exiled. Of course she's horny for Shepard.
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>>383269182
You just now that Jack would eating Miranda's butthole with ravenous intensity.
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>>383352318
You overlook the fact that Quarians have to spend most of their lives in skin tight suits and having sex is a long and difficult process.
Could you imagine the sexual frustration of the Quarian species as a whole?
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shut the fuck up about qu*rians
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>>383352634
>skin tight suits
What? They're environmental suits. Why the fuck would they need to be skin tight?
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>Why the fuck would they need to be skin tight?
so we can BUST
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Just killed Falere, bros. I'm really enjoying Psychopath Simulator 3 so far.
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>>383362493
based
the only good as*ri is a dead as*ri
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>>383326575
wrong
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get help
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Riding a tandem bicycle through the Presidium with Tali!
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>>383375682
Getting chased by C-Sec and the person she stole it from!
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>>383377820
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>>383296503
Why doesn't the door to the captain's quarters have a lock?
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MOMMY BENEZIA
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why are you like this
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>>383390318
Ms Lawson, about our dress policy...
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>>383378815
How exactly are you planning on keeping the Shadow Broker out?
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I will never reject the softness of a human female skin to be with as asari.
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>>383391537
You just made her thousand times creepier
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would you?
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>>383390403
Still too covered up for you, Shepard?
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>getting the urge to replay the trilogy again for Kaidan
but I mustn't, I have a shitton of other games in the backlog
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>>383399391
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Have I missed any news since remaster came out?
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>>383403567
Mac Walters has been moved to Dragon Age, Kevin Meek left for Casey's Inhuman Studios.
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>>383394569
Yes.
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>>383394569
Operative Lawson! I run this ship military! Do you this is some kind of game?
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>>383403678
Is Walters still even on Dragon Age? I thought he’d been removed from it.
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>invite Traynor up to cabin
>can’t fuck her
>forced to lose to her in chess because “muh real world”
Fucking annoying.
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mass effect MMO when?
mass effect 1+2 combined galaxy map when?
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My biotic berry
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>>383411339
Last I checked, he was still there. Did he leave as well?
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>>383414047
Just checked. Still on his twitter profile.
Good luck, Dragon Age fans.
Considering what DA4 is supposed to do to the franchise, you're gonna need it, with Mac at the helm.
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>>383413681
Poke the berry right in the blue.
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>>383416209
In her blue starfish?
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Absolute snuggle demon
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>>383420890
Azure only.
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>>383341048
I simp for she
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>>383421026
I like that image. Shepard looks very tense and Blueberry is there for her.
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>>383430758
That's not Shepard. This is Shepard
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Alice in cradle is a kamige in the making
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>>383122030
Ive never been able to finish the game vanilla. Will modding make it good enough to bother finishing? What sort of mods do you reccomend?
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>>383430758
With everything Shepard goes through it's no wonder
Liara is their blue rock
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>>383436375
Is female Shepard handling Liara’s erogenous zone there? I remember the cutscene (because I watched it yesterday) with male Shep putting his hand right about there, and her eyes immediately went black and she had a gasping smile that signified orgasm.
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>>383439006
I guess she likes being touched in the back? She went into the meld there
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>>383436375
>>383439006
>>383440475
Stop talking to yourself.
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>>383085024
Based and biological immortality pilled
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>>383449987
Which mission?
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>>383450601
Jack's hangout in citadel
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>>383451047
only good parts in that dlc are Jack's parts
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>>383451845
Even Jack is out of character, sometimes.
Citadel is a mess.
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CAN YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE?
I'M TRAPPED I NEED HELP!
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>>383455061
It's like they let Hamburger Helper write all of it.
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/tv/ is making fun of us again
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>>383464182
>rescue Liara from ruins
>she immediately assumes you want to fuck her

>rescue Ashley from the geth
>she sexually harasses you

>rescue Tali from some thugs
>she masturbates incessantly to you

What the fuck is wrong with Mass Effect 1 women?
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>>383465393
>/tv/
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all i ever wanted was samara romance
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Mini golf date night with Tali!
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morning, anons
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>>383436375
>Liara is their blue rock
The Reapers never stood a chance.
With her support you could accomplish anything.

>>383484286
Good morning sir.
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>>383489284
I love her so much
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OH NO
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>>383492687
Damn...that sucks.
Oh well.
>unzips
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>>383440475
melding more like malding
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>>383494725
While she is still warm, huh?
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>>383472248
Based and Matriarchpilled.
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>>383464182
I wonder how long she could survive in the energy field, whether she needs to eat, drink and sleep or if it's like a kind of stasis, but she's conscious and aware of time passing on the outside?
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>>383472248
You think you have it bad?
I wanted Benezia romance.
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Can we all agree that the Reapers can't be part of the franchise, going forward?
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>>383099147
this isnt print
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>>383514695
sure
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>>383522316
How would one go about getting rid of them?
Because the main draw of the Control and Synthesis endings is keeping the Reapers, as allies.
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>>383092290
>My only problem with her is she's like 30 and male Ryder is like 22
Older female younger male is kino.
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>>383514695
*sigh* somehow the reapers returned...
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>>383526271
In
Fucking
Fortnite
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>>383523896
It's destroy.
Control means Shep is space dictator and Synthesis is too bullshit and fucks up the setting too much, even if theoretically it could be done in a more interesting way, but it would not fit the series.
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>>383082207
Imagine still supporting a dead series.
lol
lmao
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>>383530886
Control but one day Shepard suddenly cuts off contact with the rest of the galaxy, and all reapers are suddenly sent off into dark space. People debate why this happened, whether Shepard found a new threat or simply decided reapers shouldnt interfere with the galaxy. Various Shepard worshipping cults rise up and try to perform rituals so that ReaperShepard will return
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>>383532478
somehow sounds worse than official ME3 endings
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>>383532136
>supporting
We are just talking about the games, nig.
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>>383530886
The only Control sequel you can make, is about some guy that wants to destroy the Reapers and succeeds, basically. At which point, congrats, you chose Destroy and you didn't even a living Shepard out of it. There is literally no other story, in that setting, that you can do, that doesn't require that to be made first and, while it is an interesting setup for a villain, oof! It's going to be tough being a Control fag. Getting your ending validated, just to get slapped in the face.
Synthesis has 0 ways of moving forward. It's just not doable.
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nighty night anons
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>>383541181
Goodnight little wing
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Virgin jack "I can fix her" Romance vs Chad Samara "She can fix me" Romance
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Interesting find

https://gear.bioware.com/products/mass-effect-mysteries-from-the-future-lithograph

>Shepard’s final quest may have ended the threat of the Reapers but at great cost including Earth itself. While Shepard and the survivors are left to pick up the pieces, fans are left wondering what's next.
Seems to imply that Shepard is indeed alive, past ME3. It also seems to imply that Shepard won't be involved, since ME3 was his "final quest".

>A Krogan and its 4-member team walk towards a Geth-shaped crater with a ship that resembles the Normandy with SFX emblazoned on either side.
It doesn't look like the Normandy, though. It looks more like the Tempest.
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Is there a mod that makes ME1 Cerberus wear their later uniforms?
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>>383546340
A secretive shadow op plastering their logos everywhere was pretty weird.
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>>383550404
but then they did it anyway
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>>383544943
>buying a teaser poster for a game that won't come out for at least 4 years
Do MEtards really?
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>>383526151
> Older female younger male is kino.
No. Or at least only in certain situations. Cora doesn't act like an older woman to Ryder, she just looks like one. That's the problem.
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>>383552302
Some people will.
The same people that buy ME funko pops and honk if their waifu is Tali.
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>>383554039
The problem is that Bioware is staffed with adults, that think and act like children, who think that other adults act like them, but their products target kids, that are more mature than them. As a result, it comes off as 2x the cringe, it would normally be.
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>>383465408
They can’t resist the lure of Big Human Cock.

But in fairness, Liara was already a sheltered cutie nerd by Asari standards who has probably spent all her free time lurking on extranet-4chan’s /x/ or /his/ with her Prothean theories.

Then she was trapped, then rescued and did multiple mind melds with Shepard even before the romance started in force. I wouldn’t be surprised if those melds actually predisposed her to wanting Shepard.
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>>383489284
That scene always made me think pregnancy in a romance context. Darkness and then light signifying life beginning.
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>>383558995
yeah considering how many times liara mind r*pes shepard
she definitely is trying to steal Shepard's DNA
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>>383544943
BTW, they changed the flavour text
>The threat of the Reapers might have been ended, but at great cost including Earth itself. While the survivors are left to pick up the pieces, fans are left wondering what's next.

Someone let something out, that they shouldn't have, I think.
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Imagine Samara stepping on you...
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>>383562657
kek good catch, someone's getting fired
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>>383563057
Mommy
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>>383563337
I don't think they're fired. I don't think Bioware can afford to fire anyone. They keep putting hiring listings. People are leaving faster than they can hire them. They even move Mac Walters to Dragon Age, in a desperate attempt to keep development going. Especially since Mac has never been involved in DA stuff before.
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>>383562657
Screencap of the original text.
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Why is paragon Shepard so boring?
Did they make him boring on purpose?
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>>383568298
Paragon with a light splash of renegade interrupt is the best sort. And there are a lot of decisions that I just can’t bring myself to pick the renegade option.
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>>383568298
Because you're not intended to fully choose one or the other. A lot of paragon lines make Shepard sound like a boring idealist robot, while a lot of renegade lines make him sound like a whiny bitch who doesn't want to do his job. It's an RPG, you can choose a mix.

Personally my favorite Shepard is:
>boring, super-idealist full paragon up until the council grounds him pre-Ilos
>mostly renegade Shepard who's sick of politicians and committed to his personal mission from that point forward
>still loyal (usually paragon) to his crew and people he respects (Anderson, Hackett)
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>>383576874
Is she photosynthetic?
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>>383577037
She's Thorianed.
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>>383577037
Maybe she's like Zhaan from Farscape, and she cums when she photosynthesizes.
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>>383535172
It is the only way to have
>shepard survives
>shepard not able to omnipotently solve all plot problems
>geth, edi, and relays not destroyed
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Since Reapers are bio-synthetic hybrids, should have just sent ardat-yakshi to mate with them to kill them. Easy peazy
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>>383584240
Wouldn't work because reapers are too disgusted by asari (as any intelligent species should)
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>>383584384
BASED
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>>383584384
Just disguise them to look like reaper hotties, whatever that is
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>>383465408
wait, I don't remember the part where Ash sexually harasses you
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>>383583795
If Shepard is a Reaper, he hasn't survived.
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>>383585460
because it didn't happen
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>>383585921
Damn, I wish it did
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>>383585996
same
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>>383586982
I'll never fucking like that stupid bimbo hair style. The bun was so much better
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>>383583795
Shepard hasn’t survived if he picked Control.
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ME3LEMP when?
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>>383590361
TANSSAAFL
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Off topic copetards fuck off.
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>>383591524
I've seen people make this mistake in the Elder Scrolls generals but I literally cannot see how someone could mistake Mass Effect for Elden Ring. Dumbass.
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>>383593525
Calm down r*tard
This general is dead as it is
One mistaken post is hardly an issue
consider it a pity bump
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Fuck off, shill.
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Planting a spice garden on Rannoch with Tali!
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>>383558995
It seems very possible, especially as they know it could be the last time they see each other.
It's also a nice idea :)
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>>383610274
High EMS destroy ending is the best ending.
Shepard and Liara on their blueberry farm.
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Synthesis is the best ending, you fool.
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>>383611912
Sorry Anon, but your opinion is objectively wrong.
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Retard.
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In paragon control ending you can watch over your waifu and keep her safe forever though. Even if you assume Shep survives the destroy ending, his/her implants are fried so they are a paraplegic or something since implants are what kept him/her alive in 2. Him/her taking a breath that everyone likes to point at and say "look shep lives" doesn't take into account that they are fried to a crisp and all of their cybernetics are dead, and that the post-game galaxy is most dangerous in Destroy ending with all the krogans and future AI running around, where your waifu might just be killed in a few years anyway.

The developers straight up said the starchild is not lying and that the endings can be taken at face value, which means you're not indoctrinated and you're not subsumed by the reapers, which makes paragon control a good ending and the one where you get to keep your waifu safe.
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>>383611454
>ywn raise a loving family of biotic death machines
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>>383612695
>biotic death machines
Could be a mixed blessing when their young though. Imagine the tantrums, you might have to wear armour at mealtimes etc.
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>>383612637
But you can't bone your waifu as a reaper god
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>>383610274
>>383612224
>>383612695
Reminder that asari children are not your children, only human children are true heirs of the supreme evolutionary process that lead to Homo sapiens.
Asari are merely resource vampires (no matter how cute they are) shunting human resources to their spawn, which is why asari are merely cumdumps and human women innately superior.
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>>383543380
vs Thad Benezia ''BIG BLUE MOMMY MILKERS" Romance
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>>383614785
No. You have to watch her move on and get fucked by some other guy. It's the most cucked of endings.
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>>383550872
as a joke
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>>383550404
>A secretive shadow op plastering their logos everywhere was pretty weird.
You'd think they might have at least given the Normandy SR-2 a more subtle paint job.
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>>383544943
The fact that it lists the Krogan as the leader of that 4 member team could point to multiple playable races. A shame, because that just dilutes the RP experience, though.
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I wanna to play mass effect for the first time, how bad is the remaster? Any useful links at all?
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>>383643592
I have no intention of trying the LE.
Godspeed, anon.
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>>383643592
The remaster is ok, I think the lighting in LE1 isn't as atmospheric as the original and LE2 seems darker than the original, I haven't got to 3 yet.
LE1 also has some changes to the weapons. Some assault rifles and pistols have been given burst fire, single shot, some shotguns fire slugs etc. This is for the better I think as it makes the guns more interesting. The skill requirement for weapons has also been removed so all classes can use all weapons without penalty. Not so keen on this change myself, I like being bad at some things.
LE1 is much easier than the original, LE2 seems a little easier than the original too.
It goes on sale for half price if you're going to buy it.
If you do play it, do it as blind as you can, don't spoil it for yourself.

>info about classes
https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Classes

>bugfixes for LE1
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/23
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>>383646723
thanks, I am going in blind I know almost no shit about the game
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>>383646849
No problem, I hope you enjoy it. I wish I could play it for the first time again.
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Shepard!
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I just had a thought about quarians and their skin. They're supposed to be adapted to an ecosystem where it's the vertebrates that spread plant spores, meaning a skin that is very soaky for microscopic bodies. Imagine how soft that needs to be
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>>383082207
Nighty night yet again.
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>>383660719
Imagine if you put itching powder Tali's suit as a joke and then superglued the zip shut haha
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>>383666441
Goodnight little wing
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>>383636149
That's a solution to the protagonist problem.
Can't complain about him, if you make your own.
It's gonna be shit, though.
Just like the Inquisitor.
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Imagine if you asked Tali to marry you as a joke and she said yes and then you did it anyway and lived happily ever after with her haha
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>>383674053
IGN talking about it, as well.
https://www.ign.com/articles/mass-effect-5-bioware-store-shepard-returning-unclear?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
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>>383546340
FemShep, easy on the hgh-grade provisions
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>>383675767
I tend to think this was not a slip of the tongue but just an oversight written by someone in marketing maybe not all that familiar with Shepard and the series.
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>>383679203
Thing is, if they now don’t include a Shepard continuance they risk angering people who thought it was one. And they need as much goodwill as they can get. So if the notion of Shepard surviving is received well as a “canon” end, they may go with it out of desperation.
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>It's Commander Shepard turns into asari episode
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I would love for them to include different species for the MC in next Mass Effect so I can plan different runs for each option only to pick human male every time anyway.
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Shepard...
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>why yes i genocided the krogan cucks
>how did you know?
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https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/ea-end-video-gaming-partnership-with-fifa-2022-05-10/
Welp! Someone fucked up.
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>>383701793
>>>/biz/
>>>/r/eddit
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>>383703510
Oh, yeah, I forgot. EA, the company that owns Bioware, is definitely not worthy of being talked about in the general of the games that belongs to them.
You retard.
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Changing my casual appearance in the Normandy's captain's quarters with Tali!
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I just leveled up to 26 in ME2 and didn't receive any squad points. Bug, right? I thought you still got 1 point per level to 30.
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>>383715948
i luv it
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>EDI, I need backdoor access to Tali's nerve stim pronto.
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>>383715948
Every time my Shepards visit the Citadel they have to go for a dance with Liara. It's the rules.
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>>383715948
I wanna see Liara dance with femshep in Chora's Den outfits.
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>>383715948
Wasn't it that only the romance options could dance in me1
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>>383741160
That sort of thing is for their eyes only!

>>383742273
I think so. I've always romanced Liara and Shepard dances on their own if she's not there.

The lighting in the original ME1 Flux looks much better than the LE version. It feels more like a club, the new one is too bright.
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meggers
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ME4 when
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867
March 21, 2017
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>>383696881
noice
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The fact is, if they bring back Ryder instead of Shepard the game will be DOA because the general public views MEA as a massive failure. Doing this would likely lead to the end of Bioware itself.
Shepard on the other hand would instantly get normies excited. It's a complete no-brainer.
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029
That's Angloperga.
It's not ME4.
Even Bioware didn't want you calling it ME4.
Stop tisming.
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>>383767663
I want a new protagonist. I don't want Shepard. There is no way they can bring them back in any capacity with it being a giant asspull and setting a bad precedent for presumably the first game in a new trilogy. It would be Force Awakens-tier, arguably even worse since at least the fucking sequels as shit as they are introduced new characters even if it was just to toy with old concepts. Ryder can fuck off too.
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>>383777604
Bigger asspull than Andromeda?
Bigger asspull than the Crucible?
Bigger asspull than the Starkid?
Bigger asspull than Synthesis?
Bringing Shepard back, doesn't even begin to register.
Besides, Shepard's alive at the end of ME3.
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what if ME5 multiple protagonists from different alien races
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>>383786730
DAO style? Could be cool. But I have little to no faith that modern bioware could pull it off
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nighty night
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>>383799648
Goodnight little wing
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If they keep Shepard around it needs to be like in the Star Trek TOS movies where he's aging and getting fat.
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>>383808403
Definitely not.
Generations Kirk and TLJ Luke are examples to be avoided, not imitated.
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>>383810064
Weirdly Hamill in TLJ was in the absolute best shape he’s been in years, if you look at set photos he is ripped as fuck for his age.
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>>383810289
I know.
But nobody wants to see old, out of shape Shepard.
Nobody wants to see old, out of shape Ashley.
Nobody wants to see old, out of shape Vega.
etc.
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>>383812609
It's the future and science marches on.
They may be a little greyer and a little slower but Shep & Co are still in excellent condition comparable to a present day tri-athlete in their late forties.
Plus Shep is a cyborg.
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>>383812609
I want them to make a fat out of shape Shepard-in-decline. Just to punish fans who want Shepard back in the first place.
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Shepard dies at the end of ME3.
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>>383823142
Nonsense, he still has to impregnate his harem, especially Jack.
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>>383819774
Maybe like a fat Drake, in the Uncharted Multiplayer.
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>>383824842
You're goddamn right, boy scout.
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I'm Commander Shephard and this is my favorite night club on the Citadel.
The girls here are touchy feely. A bit too much for my taste. This lady just walked right through me, as if I was made of air. We look like siamese twins.
ME3:LE doesn't have the polish it ought to have.
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>>383828584
Grab her by the pussy,
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>>383824842
Control sort of replaces the reapers' harvest programming with Shepard's mindset. So if Shepard's last thought was "damn I really wish I'd knocked up Jack," the reapers will devote all their resources to creating another Shepard capable of impregnating Jack.
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>>383831549
it would be a poetic end for the biggest slut in the galaxy to fuck a bunch of reapers
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>>383082207
>/meg/ still exists 10 years after ME3
WHY
Also when’s ME4 coming out and what’s known about it so far?
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>>383837315
>WHY
waifu discussion. also legendary edition is still bringing in new players.
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>>383837315
>WHY
Because there's nothing else quite like it.

>Also when’s ME4 coming out and what’s known about it so far?
Not before 2026 and what we know is that some intern fucked up a few days ago and, possibly, leaked some ME stuff.
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ME4 came out in 2017
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Whats the mod that fixes LE3's economy
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>>383837832
>what we know is that some intern fucked up a few days ago and, possibly, leaked some ME stuff.
You mean >>383544943
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>>383837889
Andromeda was a flop, though.
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>>383837832
>5 years between 1 and 3 releasing
>4 is gonna take 4 more years on top of the previous 5
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AHHHHHHH!
I can take it anymore, gib Jack gf for agressive public displays of affection and gentle lovemaking!
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Javik is my favorite companion in ME3
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>>383847046
>gentle lovemaking
It is literally impossible to fuck Jack without getting scratches and lovebites everywhere on your body
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>>383854621
a space bugman
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>>383819774
That would be really funny though
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>>383855009
At the beginning of a relationship sure. But as you slowly build trust and she lowers her prickly persona she becomes sweet and gentle.
>You wrap her up in your arms as Jack leans back and melts into you, hands cradled around her quickly growing belly.
>"I love you Jackie." you hear yourself say
>"I love you too, which is why I invited Miranda over."
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>>>/v/598716729
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I would be nice if the paragon/renegade interrupts gave some indication of what Shepard will do if you use them. It's easy to reactively click them when they pop up and have your Shepard do something out of character for them and have to reload.
Sometimes using them means you miss out on dialogue that would have been more appropriate for the situation, but there's no way of telling if this is going to be the case or not.
Same goes for the dialogue wheel just showing approximations of what will be said instead of giving an accurate preview.
It can be a bit annoying sometimes, I can never remember all the little details when I replay and don't want to look stuff up either.
I wish the game gave me more information so I can have less of this particular autism.
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>>383866239
Now these two are a good pairing.
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https://www.gamespot.com/articles/bioware-responds-to-rumor-that-shepard-will-return-in-mass-effect-5/1100-6503346/
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>>383882239
Now they're in a rock/hard place position. I'd bet money that somebody got fired for that "mistake".
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>>383885610
Nobody got fired.
They hardly have enough people to work with.
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>>383888753
You don't think they can just hire somebody in the revolving door going on there? The new person will probably have about the same experience as the old one at the rate they're hiring and losing.
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I want to fuck Aria dammit.
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>>383893685
That's the problem. They're not hiring.
They're trying to, but nobody wants to work there.
They had to shuffle Mac Walters to Dragon Age.
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>>383896857
Don't fuck with Aria.
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>>383896857
She is Omega and Omega is full of stinky vorcha.
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>>383898545
Sorry, I don't quite follow. Did Walters not choose to move to Dragon Age? I thought he was just replaced to get him away from Mass Effect for some reason, so I assumed they did get somebody new because he was a person in charge and you kind of want that role filled by somebody at least. Or was he actually going to leave and they moved him to Dragon Age to keep him employed?
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>>383906440
He said fuck Aria, not fuck with Aria.
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>>383906440
>>383914542
Just did Omega DLC for the first time.
Being renegade shep and just going along with everything she says got me hard. Really wanted a one off scene where she just doms the shit outta you.
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What's the degree of similarity between krogans and Russians?
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383916654
go back
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>>383915112
Christian Dailey left, and they had nobody else to fill in for him. So they put Mac, since he filled in the same position for Mass Effect Andromeda. With around the same time left for DA4's launch. The game is a mess, btw.
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I know no one here would ever visit the cesspool that is reddit, let alone r/masseffect, but what the hell is going on there? That mod post on not advocating sexual assault or something like that because of fan theories. What the actual fuck, has everyone gone insane?

Also, is it just me or is there a persistent
femshep push there?
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>>383920082
It was about Liara getting herself pregnant, without Shepard's knowledge, or consent, most likely.

And yes, r/masseffect is full of femshep trannies. It's the approved narrative. Also, more Ryder please.
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>>383922347
Crazy how people come to that conclusion from that goodbye scene
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>>383922347
Thanks anon, both for confirming that they are insane and the backstory to that stupid post.
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>>383922347
Just to prove a point.
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>>383920082
that's just reddit dude, mods are egomaniacs who will gladly use any opportunity to try and tell everyone how morally upstanding they are, no matter how off topic it is.
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>>383926702
No, you're right but it wasn't like that back in the day, you could still have a normal discussion. Oh well, at least I still have /meg/.
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>>383926702
I only know that the r/MECoOp mods are actively harmful to the community as a whole.
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>>383876563
Weird how thane, emotionally empathic ayylmao, would react so nonchalant that Shepard can abuse mouse. Also I find it weird that he never mentioned anything about him when he hears his name, acts weird when is confronted with it, like dodging it and didn't really want to acknowledge mouse. Is that's so i am disappointed in my husband
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>>383922347
>He thinks women didn't play ME and didn't he femshep route to romance the ayylmaos
Cope
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>>383916654
Russians are batarians
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>>383936385
women all love garrus and thane though
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>>383936385
Yeah, they did. All 18% of them.
And "women".
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>>383936897
Seems more like they enjoy Thane than Garrus that I can tell. A lot do like Liara.
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>>383936897
Yeah. Thane master race always.
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>>383936990
I wouldn't say 18%, there's a lot more I'd say.
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>>383937005
Yeah... Have you seen AO3 page of thane/femshep? Holy moly
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>>383938821
>>383938483
>>383937005
>tfw I like Thane and Shepard not as romance, but as great friends who bonded in strange circumstances, with one being terminally ill
>standing vigil at the deathbed and listen to him use his last words to pray for Shepard rather than himself
I hope I am not uncaringly lumped in with those people for seeing it as a well-written friendship.
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>>383939681
It can be seen like that's as well, yeah. Ironically I didn't romance thane in my first run because i didn't think it was pertinent to tell him I wanted him after he opened up about his wife. I also don't know who started it, if he was flirting or not. But i can see them as being very close friends, yes. Although sometimes I think, even if you don't romance him, he might have developed some kind of romantic inclination towards femshep. He's deep...
>Tfw you'll never talk about afterlife's and occultism with ayylmao sexy lizard fish man
Why even live honestly
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>>383938662
Well, there were, but 41% of them killed themselves.
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>>383939681
it's a good friendship for maleshep so it could be a good friendship for femshep. him being a widower with a child is probably also a turnoff for some women.
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>>383943424
Idk, I'd say 41% preferred garrus ;)
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>>383943686
Not really a turnoff but one can see he hasn't forgotten his wife. I wanted to get to know kolyat and be his friend if one was going to get close to thane as well.
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That lack of Tali in this thread is disappointing
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>>383951815
Tali is in your heart, anon, and that's what matters most.
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>>383951815
This is a blue general and a blue board.
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>>383952448
more blue
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>The Alliance is able to keep a council Spectre under custody and steal his ship
>Anderson is somehow an admiral now even though he is supposed to be in the council and was also forced to retire when Shep first became a Spectre.
>People just know about us destroying the relay, Did Hackett sell us out or something?
>Shepard keeps talking without my input and sounding like some generic action movie hero.
>Anderson staying on ground to lead a resistance against multiple giant squids when it took a whole spaceship fleet to beat a single one.
>The idea that the Earth can last whatever many decades it will take to move the council after the reapers conquered the whole solar system in about 30 seconds.
While this is my first time playing the series I remember some of the shitshows involving the third game, didn't expect things to feel this wrong before even escaping the tutorial though.
And here I thought that Shepard's sudden memory loss on the culprits behind his squad ending up as worm bait during the second game prologue was bad.
On a less negative opinion the shot of the destroyed planet fleet was really good.
Cut off the silly slow-mo civilian deaths, make the shot of the destroyed fleet wider and show parts of the planet on fire and maybe that ending scene would have had some impact.
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>>383959251
The pacing of the beginning is trash, they timeskip 6 months without really making it clear what happened in that time, then drop you right into two consecutive missions without seeing the Normandy interior while also dumping the idea of the Crucible (i.e. the solution to the unkillable reaper problem) on you, and THEN the game decides it doesn't like action and you have to run around the Citadel talking to people for 45 minutes. Oh yeah, and you're forced to play through one of those shitty PTSD dream sequences, as if anyone gives a shit about the stupid ass kid dying in the intro.

That said the game starts to pick up when you start the genophage arc, so don't give up just yet.
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>>383949479
very tempting to pin her feet behind her head and breed her
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>>383960589
Man, imagine if Shepard had the PTSD scenes with someone that ACTUALLY mattered to us all. Wow, what a ball drop. Also hacket is a fraud and he sold us out, i bet he knew what was going on and put Shepard on call to take the fall.
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>>383959251
>The Alliance is able to keep a council Spectre under custody and steal his ship
shepard is still part of the alliance navy and beholden to their chain of command regardless of spectre status. the rest of the pacing is fucked though yeah
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>>383961974
Shepard is dead, they can't detain a dead man working with Cerberus. That idea was totally retarded
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>>383962141
>You can't court-martial a dead ma-
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>>383961792
If you do the Lord Darius mission in ME1 and end up killing Darius, Hackett explicitly tells Shepard he asked him to take care of it because as a spectre Shepard can get away with murder.
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>>383962141
There is an email in ME2 about clearing up a bunch of legal issues that arose regarding Shepard being dead. It costs money, but essentially Shepard seems like he was reinstated and taken off the KIA/MIA lists, at which point he was considered active Alliance military currently seconded to the Citadel under Spectre status.

>>383959251
The Normandy SR2 is impounded by the Alliance because it is stolen Alliance military technology.

Yes ME3 is shit though.
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>>383963995
Hackett is a fraud and since the beginning of arrival DLC you knew it stank to hell and back. Imagine not taking the best infiltrator (thane) in a search and rescue covert operation. His excuse was utter BS.
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>>383964840
Literally who cares? Why does Shepard care when he's free from everything after his death, it's the alliance's problem not Shepard. It makes no sense to return to earth after 2 and arrival, specially when you're being "funded" by that glownigger the elusive man.
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>>383968509
Because he's career Navy, that's just part of the background of the character that a player doesn't have any influence over.
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>>383969842
Shepard died in the start of 2 anyway. Whatever else happened after that was just a VI or whatever. They could have gone gits route there, but i guess that's too deep a subject for a western made video game
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>>383936897
Not true. Some like Liara.
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>>383968329
Hack it out, anon.
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>>383935940
>thane, emotionally empathic ayylmao
I think he turns that off when it's time for work. Mouse jumps out of his skin when he sees him and Thane almost immediately gets in his face to ask about his son.
Shepard can say something about using kids and Thane basically just says "Yeah and poor people, too."
After he gets what he wants he has a flashback about what a good boy Mouse is.
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Holding hands with Tali!
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I'd much rather hold Jack's ponytail, while she rests her head someplace comfy.
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>>383988563
God I wish I were Jack
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>>383991150
>tfw no blueberry pillow
but also
>tfw you're not a crazy woman
Conflicting emotions desu.
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>>383968509
Shepard ditched the Illusive Man at the end of 2. I forget the exact dialogue changes if you're blue/red, but he abandons Cerberus.

>>383970912
The VI theory is brought up in Citadel DLC as a possibility that Shepard himself wonders about. Liara, if she is in the squad, confirms that it is false and that she determined it was the real Shepard the moment she touched Shepard's mind again.
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Jack is fucking ugly and I blast her face off with my claymore every time.
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>>383998479
I blast her face with my claymore, as well.
If you are understanding of my implication.
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There is a spare Morinth hiding under her apartment. Maybe the sitting version can only sit and they have to be swapped during the cutscene?
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>>383992620
It's impossible to come back after atmospheric entry.
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>>384015738
That sounds silly
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>>383980484
Huh, never really thought about it that way. I feel for mouse, he was loyal to thane after that many years. It's odd too how thane doesn't say anything until mouse tells Shepard he's not gonna say anything about thane if thane doesn't say anything, and then thane steps in and talks about it. Like maybe he was baiting him. I can never abuse mouse, he's just a guy trying to make it out there and is even grateful for the time thane gave him.
Drell master race
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>>383995196
kinky
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>>383959251
>Did Hackett sell us out or something?
Did you skip the scene with him in the med-bay?
He even says to your face that while there is no real proof connecting you to what happened the alliance needs a scapegoat to avoid war and you are going to be it.
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What the hell would a fifth game even be about?
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nighty night
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>>384044323
Goodnight little wing
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>>383991119
Your nervous system implodes so it feels like having a hangover but like x10 worse absolutely no pleasure in it involved
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>>383278204
They can regrow Shepard after he/she falls from space through an atmosphere and crashing into a planet.
But they can't make a womb.
Yeah, makes sense anon.
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>>384053820
Why is she green?
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>>383922347
> It was about Liara getting herself pregnant, without Shepard's knowledge, or consent
Even if that fanwank theory is true, how is that assault? Unless Liara was secretly sabotaging whatever means Shepard employed for 'safe sex', like the asari equivalent of poking holes in a condom. He gets no guarantees sex with an asari won't produce a child.
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>>384058312
Unless you're a sperm/egg donor, you did not consent, in a sexual action that you had no saying in. There is no mind-meld condom. You can't protect yourself and, as such, this could lead to being considered rape.
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>>384044205
some how the reapers have returned AGAIN
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>>384061186
> in a sexual action that you had no say in
When did Shepard have sex with Liara without his consent? I don't understand.
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>>384065510
Asari conceive through the mind meld, not though sex. There is no mind meld contraceptive that shields you from an asari trying to knock herself up.
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>>384065997
Well she didn't forcibly mind meld him either. Again he consented to the act and all the consequences of doing so aren't uniquely his to decide. If he didn't know pregnancy could potentially result, then perhaps it was an assault. But that would be more his own ignorance than anything else.
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Furthermore, asari reproduction doesn't fit as neatly into our ethics about pregnancy/childbirth. If an asari has a child with a human, can the human be legally required to support the child as with human mother? Can you even determine the father of an asari baby with certainty? They have no genetic resemblance to the father.
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>>384066442
That is a very creative liberty to be taken, out of a mind meld agreement. It's not like you agree to a legal document of what is allowed and what not, also, you'd think someone would ask for your consent, when she aims to get pregnant, out of you, asari or not. Regardless of genetic resemblance. You're not offering up to be a sperm donor, or equivalent, just because you agreed to a mind meld.
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>>384068240
You can argue that insensitive or discourteous. But I don't see how it can possibly be rape.
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>>384068420
Mind Meld isn't just sex. It is literally the melding of two consciousnesses. You can agree to the meld, without intending for anything to go sexual, and that is entirely out of your hand, if the Asari does. That is rape.
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>>384068689
Nah. People mind meld for a lot of reasons true, but people have sex for a lot of reasons as well. In both cases, whatever your reason for doing so, you have to know pregnancy can result and you have to be prepared for that outcome if you don't have a method to protect yourself from it. Don't do it at all if you can't handle the possibility of pregnancy happening.
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>>384068943
Not him, but to be fair, Shepard in a romance with Liara unironically says he wants a horde of blue children or something to that effect. I don’t recall the exact word, but it was basically a synonym for “lots”.
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Does Tali get upset if you cheat on her after 2? I'm doing a kill everyone playthrough and wondering if I should dump her for Steve for fun.
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386
>Kill everyone playthrough
What is this cringe?
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>>383998479
My rebuttal is simply that you are a blight.
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>>383612224
God that child's face looks evil looking. Hell Liara also has the weirdest fucking expression. Fucking asari
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After 10 years I finally realized why the space button does all things at once. It's so all the three-finger races can play the games too.
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>>384080292
Everything goes wrong playthroughs can be really fun.
I had a blast with a paragon colonist sole survivor Femshep that did everything right but still had everything go wrong through the magic of disabling loyalty flags with a save editor.
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813
>Sole survivor
>Does everything right
>Watches her entire team die
Damn you're right that does sound based
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>>384044205
>>384062850
No need to bring back the Reapers yet when there is another race of giant squids with mind controlling powers that believe themselves to be the apex race and are free to conquer the galaxy now that canon Shepard died while destroying the reapers.
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>>384083935
>her team
>her
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998
The other anon mentioned his playthrough was femshep
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luv blueberry
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>>384111848
blueberry luvs you
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>>384053820
Shame you just die. That would've made for an interesting romance in 3.
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>>384080292
>>384083935
>>384101901

Anon, what's wrong with you? Why can't you properly reference the post you're replying to?
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batarians could be there
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>>384130814

"Batarians could be here" Shepard thought, "I've never been in this system before. There could be Batarians anywhere."
The cool wind from the ducts felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BATARIANS"" he thought.
Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated the SSV Normandy, making it pulsate even as the Red Sand circulated
through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of aliens after dark.
"With a starship, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
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>>384131437
jej
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Unofficial LE2 patch
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/8
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Come home earth man
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>>384143953
Based blueberry lover.
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>>384146491
I promised you I would always come back blueberry
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>>384021429
Take it up with Liara, although for the record how much atmosphere was involved is unclear, Shepard has to wear a helmet when going to the site in ME2. But Liara confirms with a mind-meld that it is genuinely Shepard in there, and a mind-meld can't be faked. It isn't some computer or VI or a replica. Somehow Cerberus managed to do it. It took them billions of dollars, but they pulled a genuine Lazarus.
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>>384151751
Nah, it's impossible. It's just a badly thought out plot point. If Shepard suffered atmospheric rentry there wouldn't be a body to find, only ash. There's no brain there to salvage, and I'm not going to even start on metaphysical points
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>>384053820
https://youtu.be/XAE6ybte0kg
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>>384044205
Fornax
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Wrex.
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>>384161703
Shepard.
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>>384152194
>>384151751
Most of Shepard’s body was destroyed, cybernetics replaced some parts and the rest had to be regrown with cloned organs in vats, but his head and brain was preserved by the armour, which itself had enough shields and future-tech to survive a re entry. Re entry isn’t really a problem, or if it is it is one that has an easy out.

A far better question is how the fuck they reversed brain death. That is far more bullshit than reentry.
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>>384163894
>>384152194
>>384151751
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Thoughts on Tali?
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>>384181372
cute, nerdy but not creepy
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>>384146726
cutie
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>>383143432
Huh?
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>>384204629
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>>384181372
Shit.
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I really need to start remembering to not bring my current romance to the shadow broker quest.
Always annoy me to see Liara get protectively embraced while the girlfriend gets crushed by debris.
The scene after where the frogboy leaves with her to give Liara an intimate moment alone with Shep doesn't help either.
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Shepard is for killing Reapers and none of that romance crap
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>>384213441
Not seeing a problem here?
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>>384213441
liara favoritism is real anon. you WILL like liara and you WILL be happy.
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>>384226808
Playing ME3, romanced Jack in ME2 & 3. Liara comes to my cabin to discuss what a good boy I am, while Jack gets a fucking scene in Purgatory.
REEEE!
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>>384213734
what mod did you use?
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>>384181372
Nice ass
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>>384233261
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/536
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>>384233468
thanks
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>>384181372
Made for tender 3-finger handholding.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>384239261
I have always imagined the quarians as fish. The suits are completely filled with liquid but then the stupid lore in 3 killed my imagination and they became glorified gas masks.
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>>384239261
She probably wants to pet the hamster. She mustn't be allowed to, just in case there are any transferable, rodent to rodent diseases.
The hamster is irreplaceable.
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>>384213441
>Liara get protectively embraced while the girlfriend gets crushed by debris
That's because Shepard knows what's actually important.
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Us Kellyfags suffer the most. She's barely even in 3, and was never a squad member. At least Jackfags and Mirrifags get cool missions wit their waifus later, and they were squad members at least once.

Liara favoritism is real, and Kellyfags are the most oppressed minority.
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>>384247457
To be honest I'm kind of surprised there are any Kellyfags with how little she appears.
ME2
>You can ask her to feed your fish
>You can invite her up for dinner
>You can bang her
>You can save her from the Collectors
ME3
>She will talk about why she left Cerberus
>You can save her from Cerberus
>She will return your fish
>Gives you a war asset
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Good morning
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>>384247457
I have never encountered Kelly in Me3 do you have to be romanced?
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>>384251268
Berry good morning to you too.
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>>384253983
Yup. Thankfully mods https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/386
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>>384253983
>>384254091
Never romanced her, just flirted and she appears in ME3.
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>>384254079
I miss the tight suit armours of ME1. Everybody having an individual look somehow ended up worse.
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>>384254079
She's so beautiful
Have a berry nice day fren
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humans be like
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>>384254479
>I miss the tight suit armours of ME1
Me too, not least because they look practical and easy to move in. It's also nice being able to kit everyone out how you like.
Was never sure about the pink though, especially on male Shepard. Maybe it can trick enemies into thinking the wearer is less of a threat or maybe some aliens just can't see certain colours.

>>384254853
>Have a berry nice day fren
You too. She blinks like a cat :3
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Are the Earth changing mods like take Earth back or Earth overhaul worth it? Which one is better?
Don't care about changing the ending, just want to make the mission leading up to it less boring.
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>>384251268
she looks classy
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>>384273318
Looking classy is just part of the asari con, since they are by nature huge whores.
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>>384276217
She’s the equivalent of a rich, upper class noble girl, of course she’s classy.
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Liara gently dominating you?
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>>383082207
never played ME or the sequels
legendary edition or the originals with patches?

apparently LE had some censorship or shit like that I dont know
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>>384239261
Do you think the quarian admirals noticed Tali coincidentally getting sick within a day of reuniting with Shepard?
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>>384285476
It’s no surprise she would immediately start fucking a skilled shot, great military warrior, handsome, and fellow Normandy member like Garrus.
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Kek Tali so good she even has anti Tali posters
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>>384287196
they're /meg/'s version of BBC posters
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>>384282982
The only censorship I'm aware of is backing the camera away from a couple shots of Miranda's ass, which is still clearly visible throughout the game. The other two frequent complaints I see are the lighting being less dramatic and character models looking worse in 1 and 2, which you won't notice if you've never played the series before.
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>>384291984
They also cut several shots of Miranda’s ass in cutscenes.
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>>384282982
Originals have more atmospheric lighting, are smaller downloads and take up less hard drive space even with mods. There are bugfixes/patches and if you want to use texture mods it's fairly straightforward but takes some time to download and install them.
As far as I know the censorship in LE is just cut buttshots from certain cutscenes that can be restored with mods and there are community patches for all three games now.

There's a list of changes here, but also spoilers
https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Mass_Effect_Legendary_Edition/Changes_from_the_Original_Mass_Effect_Trilogy

If you want the original experience you should play the originals and if you want to just install and play with minimal messing around then play the new one.
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how did they fuck up the lighting so bad? in 2 and 3 its about the same, but 1 is a fucking disaster. the darker tone of many scenes in that game is ruined
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>>384287196
>>384286684
In ME3 if she isn’t romanced she starts simping hard for Garrus if you bring them both to Rannoch, including being jealous that other women are giving Garrus chocolate.
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>>384316050
It's Garrus that simps for Tali
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>>384321094
>forced to apologize for the mean things he said about quarians
>still never gets to see under her helmet
poor garrus
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>>384328428
Anon, they turn into fuckbuddies, he has seen what’s under there.
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>>384329259
tali still flirts with a non-romanced sheploo as late as the citadel dlc. garrus only has permission to press his face against her helmet right before priority earth. being garrus is suffering.
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>>384335603
There are worse fates than ending up with Tali though
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Replaying series for the first time since Me3, femshep have any differences that make it worth picking over male?
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>>384316050
And Ashley maybe fucks beffy mcbeefington. Still not sure if Liara boned that frogboy
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>>384352869
not unless you want to see one of the romances
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militaristic space birds
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>>384364103
I counter with
>angry battletoads
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hheeeeeyyyyyyyy
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>>384352869
One of the ME3 romances is locked to women only (Traynor). BioWare put a ridiculous amount of effort into it for a non squad mate. Otherwise, nothing worth picking female over male exists.
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>>384372715
I will never understand people's fixation with Traynor.
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>>384377129
For me the only annoyance is that she is a B tier role like Allers, but has far more attention put into her. That attention could and should have gone into improving other parts of the game that needed it. Just division of resources, she is a minor problem compared to shit like the endings, but still a problem.
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>>384378693
There are so many minor issues that plague ME3, that, even compared to the endings ...
There are so many issues with ME3 that get overlooked, just because people are too focused on the minute to minute gunplay, to notice all the things wrong with the game. Traynor may just be one of them, but she is another one of them, in a list of say 50 minor annoyances, that weren't there in previous games, or were a lot shorter, in comparison. Traynor shouldn't be there, Allers shouldn't be there.
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>>384379460
Jesus why the fuck was Allers in there instead of anyone else.
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>>384386185
To be IGN 10/10
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>>384386185
>>384386665
Should have been a Chakwas romance so Shep could finally break her arthritic hips with powerful thrusts.
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>>384387652
My mom got a COVID shot, and it cured her of her arthritis.
We'd probably have found a cure for arthritis by 2183.
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>>384385853
based
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EA looking to hire people.
https://ea.gr8people.com/jobs?inp5122=59
Seems like they are looking for a whole lot of people to staff one specific studio. Almost as if people keep leaving it, and positions are left vacant for large periods of time.
I wonder what could possibly be happening there?
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>>384404351
I don't understand who in their right mind would want to work for EA. Do they really pay so much?
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>>384405171
No.
But since they are looking for "regular" work, and not contracted, or outsourced, it would provide steady work, and some job security.
Until EA closes the studio down.
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I played a ME game once when I was younger and the robots impaled on spikes put me off, I don't know much about the game except the blue girls and that sexy purple gas mask lady.
I see the legendary edition is on Xbox gamepass (1 2 and 3 included)
Should I download it? I enjoyed dragon age and halo but NOT outer worlds if it's anything to consider
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>>384404351
Creative professions in particular they are short on.
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>>384379460
>>384378693
I wouldn’t call Traynor minor, as the new comm specialist she gets a lot of appearance. She will be much more in the forefront of a player’s mind as they go through. Chobot at least you can just order her off the ship or not let her on at all. Traynor you are stuck with.
And can’t even fuck because lesbian, wasting the one instance of attractive English accent.
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>>384422001
>I wouldn’t call Traynor minor, as the new comm specialist she gets a lot of appearance. She will be much more in the forefront of a player’s mind as they go through
Why? We never had a use for one, before.
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>>383546340
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1021
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>>384425403
>>384422001
Not exactly the same job, but Kelly was the previous one in that position, and she was more a secretary than comm specialist.
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>>384429502
Kelly's job was telling us which crew member to talk to next, feed our fish and suck our dick. Traynor, for some reason, does EVERYTHING.
Since fucking when?
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>>384430007
Does Traynor feed the fish, actually? I don’t recall.
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>>384430146
I don't think so.
Kelly even takes them with her, to return them, after you found her.
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>>384411450
You're asking a general full of people who enjoyed the game whether or not you should play it.

But yeah, give it a try. My first playthrough was LE and it netted me roughly 100 hours, so I felt like I got my money's worth. If you're getting it for free even better. In general the story and worldbuilding are good, it's got one of the best casts of characters in any series I've ever played, and the gameplay is generally fun (it gets way better after 1). The ending to 3 is absolutely as bad as everyone says, but even despite all the other flaws of the 3rd game, I had a fun time up until the final 15 minutes of the trilogy and couldn't put it down.

Do it for the sexy purple gas mask lady.
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>>384432481
>You're asking a general full of people who enjoyed the game whether or not you should play it.
I'm used to generals telling people not to waste their time or fall into the trap, but thanks. I'll install overnight.
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>>384432481
The gameplay after 1 is a shitty corridor FPS with RPG elements.
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>>384432851
I don't think you know what an FPS is, anon.
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help. how do i make sure jacob dies but no one else? i'm not racist
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>>384436818
vents
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>>384422001
filling out the crew with actual characters isn't a bad idea on paper the execution was just crummy. shouldn't have killed off pressly desu
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>>384433006
People act like the level design from ME1 took a nose dive to ME2/3, because it went from open world to linear.
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Reaching 2 after replaying 1 made me remember how much I hate this shitty enemy waves style combat.
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>>384457405
It gets worse in ME3.
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Cooking with Tali!
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>>384466609
By turning up her suits temperature control!
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>>384475309
But you can raise her suit's temperature just by talking to her.
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>>384475925
Whore.
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>>384476774
VERY blue berry!
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>>384478713
very blue and sweet and kind and smart and wonderful berry
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>>384479768
She is the best berry.
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>>384436818
Make sure he's unloyal and just send him back to escort the normandy crew.
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>>384475925
It's the fever!
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>>384485990
Tali was sniffing the commander's underwear again and now she has a fever.
Perverted suit rat!
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JAAAAAAMEEES
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STTTEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVEEEEE
https://youtu.be/kqBXQVxS-qk
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*destroys u*
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>>384504056
>with hugs and kisses
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>>384504056
It's a damn crime we don't have a bald Jack variant, for SFM/Blender, and have only the ME3 one.
I'm sure those prison overalls would come in handy, for many scenarios.
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>>384504056
*brainwashes u*
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>>384505289
That's pretty cool. Shame she doesn't have armour like that in the game.
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>>384507109
Stop being dramatic Miri.
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>>384508275
She's just trying to get Jack to kiss her booboo, so the pain goes away.
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>>384505289
I don't like the armour.
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>>384507109
But why?
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>>384513084
So she can molest her, next.
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If the Protheans can make a relay to send them to the Citadel, why didn't Sovereign's Geth make a relay to get the Reapers to the Milky Way?
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>>384514403
It was a backdoor put in by the reapers themselves.
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>>384517475
Yeah, but after Sovereign failed, there were still more Geth heretics left. They could just make another Relay, in Geth space. They had the manpower and resources.
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>>384517752
...huh.
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>>384518657
Logically, the next step would have to be direct war with the Perseus Veil. And it should have been his direct order, as soon as he got out of the Citadel's rubble, in ME1.
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>>384523812
I'm talking about Shepard and what he should have ordered at the end of ME1.
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>>384507109
what's wrong with her boobers?
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>>384532459
That's blender and how it handles the cloth. It basically just makes tops of big boob females, into boob socks.
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>>384479768
and cute
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>>384517752
Did the Geth actually have the knowledge? The Protheans did, and the Asari figured it out, but I don’t think the Geth were ever said to.
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>>384561109
If they can scope out the depths of space, by using Relays, and even the potential of them knowing, by being associated with Sovereign, who would have most likely divulged some Reaper tech secrets, I'd say they are pretty much intimately aware of how the Relays work.

Also, since when do the Asari know anything about the Relays?
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>>384561424
Sovereign gave them no tech like that, just things like a virus and software. The Asari have the Prothean Beacon telling them shit, and there are occasional mentions, like from Aethyta, that it has been suggested by the Asari that they make new Mass Relays themselves and take a more active role, but that the majority of Asari governing bureaucracy don’t want to. Whether Asari knowledge is fully developed or just theoretical, they are definitely within the range of being able to build a relay. Not to mention that in the Destroy ending it’s shown the relays being rebuilt, that knowledge has to come from somewhere.
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>>384561781
>Sovereign gave them no tech like that,
But they use it, to look into Andromeda. And, in ME1, their association with Sovereign does not eliminate the fact that they may be granted curious Reaper tech that may be used against them. At the time, we have no knowledge about the Reapers true intention.

>>384561781
>The Asari have the Prothean Beacon telling them shit, and there are occasional mentions, like from Aethyta, that it has been suggested by the Asari that they make new Mass Relays themselves
The Protheans that make the Conduit, were actually in the process of making a prototype mini relay. It was the first and only of its kind. By the time we reach Ilos, the Conduit is the last bit of tech still working. Even Vigil, the VI, dies out from lack of power, shortly after. All we know is that nothing in Ilos is ever going to work again. We have no reason to believe that the Asari have any access to such tech. Also, Aethyta straight up says that, when she told the Asari they should be making Relays, she got laughed off, and has been serving drinks ever since. Nothing indicates they are in possession of such knowledge, and even ME1 makes a point of the first ever research group that has made any promising first steps in reverse engineering a Relay, and the team's findings would bare fruit in the coming "decades".
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>>384578119
Gay
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the prize...
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Hiking with Tali!
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>>384578119
God I fucking hate you futafags
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>>384385853
I am doing it for her!
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>>384600436
>random twig punctures her suit
wot do?
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It's been two weeks and we're still on one thread. Is it fair to say the writing's on the wall for /meg/? That we're dying...?

In other news.... do people actually have noses like this in real life? What's with all these Mass Effect LE mods uglifying NPCs?
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>>384617621
Jewed Traynor?
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So.. new game when?
Were there any news recently?
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>>384617621
I mean what is there to discuss about a decade old game trilogy just was simply remastered?

Sure we got a new game coming but there’s no real news on that.

I would have gone on Reddit for my Mass Effect dose of nostalgia but it’s full of women and femshep trannies now so I can’t… /meg/ is my home
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>>384617621
/meg/ will soon follow /dag/ to the grave :(
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>>384562795
>>384561781

You're both right since I think something or somebody talks about knowing how and what the relays are, the quantum locks, the core substance, but don't have anything practical to apply it. It's like having a math or science proof. Having the proof is the What but not having the How To Build will stop things.

Example: particle physics versus building an atomic bomb. Asari have the former, but not the know how for the latter. They could develop it if they wanted, but why bother?
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>>384632940
My question is, does the blueberry have big milkers like her mum or not? ME1 would suggest no, but her new outfit makes me reconsider…
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>>384632274
Good. Liaraspammer has driven everyone worth a damn off.
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>>384633507
She's still growing, wait til she hits the matriarch stage
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>>384632940
>good blueberry morning
It's always a good morning with blueberry, unless you're a husk.
Good morning anon.
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>machines are destroyed in the red ending
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>>384634842
You don’t like the blueberry?!
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>>384504662
What do you think she smells like?
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>>384637726
Cigarettes and booze
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https://youtu.be/z4qxyhNSwSk
https://youtu.be/EFGPXtXADFs
https://youtu.be/JaTYkMYQtAs

best club?
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>>384639015
Afterlife for the music, Flux for the dancing.
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>>384639015
Purgatory for the music, Afterlife for the blueberries.
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>>384637889
I don’t think she smokes or drinks regularly, maybe before Shepard but not after he “saved” her.
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I hope the next installment of Mass Effect has a polyamory option so we can finally get the FFM threeway we deserve.
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>>384646624
Agreed, Miranda and Jack both wearing strap-ons.
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>>384647024
I uh, well uh, y'know...
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get it past the bump limit
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>>384651627
What anon? I don’t know anything, you tell me. ;)
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nighty night
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Does the arrival affects 3 in any way other than being the shitty excuse for why the one competent person in the whole galaxy wasted the months before the reaper invasion sitting on his ass doing nothing?
I am tempted to skip it on my current playthrough, really hate the railroading in that dlc.
If I am going to exterminate some Batarians I want to do it out of my own free will and not because Shepard decides to believe that the plan of an indoctrinated madwoman whose only proof is a reaper indoctrination device is the only way.
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>>384678535
If you don't do Arrival, an Alliance battalion takes out the mass relay instead and they all die in the process, so you lose a few war assets. Also instead of being detained for killing batarians, Shepard is detained for working with Cerberus. And you get a few minor dialog changes here and there (e.g. batarians won't be hostile towards Shepard for killing their civilians, they're just hostile because they're batarians).
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>>384678982
Alright thanks.
Changes sounds small enough for me to just skip it without a care.
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>>384507109
sombra and miranda yum
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>>384672004
Goodnight little wing
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I just finished the first game, I loved it. I'd been spoiled that shepard would die in 2, but it was much worse than anticipated, it really clashes with the ending of 1. Now I'm playing a skinsuit that believes it's my character.
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>>384684159
Yeah, it’s such a stupid premise. But blueberry looked into his mind and she determined that it’s really him.
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Did Legion just fool shepard and tali during the conversation that happens after his quest?
It promised to not upload the Quarian plans but if I understood how the Geth works correctly they will just learn everything he knowns as soon as Legion links back up with consensus again.
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Shopping with Tali!
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>>384719726
>sleeping with an asari baby in your arms
I didn't know I needed this
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>>384731119
Speaking of that, what would you buy for squad mate birthdays?
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>>384736568
Miranda: milking machine
Samara: golden choker and matching nipple piercings.
Tali: nerve-stim ultra deluxe pro 9000
Jack: a folder of Miranda's lingerie pics
Chakwas: a box of Serrice liquer filled-chocolates
EDI: a kitten
Traynor: two hours per week for a month with EDI and her
new "attachments", whether she wants it or not.
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>>384736568
>Garrus
The Widow rifle I took into the collector base with a note saying maybe someday he'll be as good a shot as me.
>Wrex
The most expensive bottle of ryncol I can find and a box of condoms so we won't need another genophage.
>Liara
An array of lagless high resolution monitors and a model dinosaur for the Normandy's best paleontologist.
>Tali
High end tools better than whatever scavenged quarian gear she's been using, plus ultra-soft silk bedsheets for "celebrating" later.
>Vega
Pic related
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>>384743603
Liara's an archeologist! Do you even pay attention when she talks to you? Unbelieveable!
Paul Newman and Marlon Brando have nothing on Vega.
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>>384707956
maybe it was stealing some data too large for local storage
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I am starting 3 for the first time and I think that my import broke.
Shepard face is chubby from the front, comically flat from the sides, has a random beard, lost his scars and hair started receding.
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>>384759523
No, it’s not broken. For some reason 3 uses your head to construct Shepard’s.
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>10
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>>384766873
I don't get it wtf is that faggot weekes saying?
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Yay
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I never realized that bored while reading a script was an emotion that could be noticed through a few voiced lines until I met this reporter chick on the Citadel.
Even that passive aggressive line when I picked no sounded monotonous.
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Too tired, anons. Off to bed.
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I love Suvi. She's so cool. Smart, funny, personable, and gets people together and makes friends. Plus I love her accent, and I think she's incredibly pretty. Love her hair. Everything.

I want to take her on a picnic to one of the new planets we settle and lick rocks with her. I want to listen to stories about her huge family. Then I want to HOLD HANDS as we watch the sunset.
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So… I’m done for the first time with the trilogy (legendary edition). I loved it and I want more! Should I even try Andromeda or is it as terrible as everyone’s been saying?
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>Admiral Anderson was planning to make the Normandy into his personal mobile base.
That treacherous motherfucker.
Acting all buddy buddy with Shep like he believed we would get proven right while planning to steal our ship behind our backs.
We stole the ship from the invisible Man fairly.
None of that I trust you Shepard now excuse me while I throw some models, fishes, weird liquid floating ball and a whole hamster into the trash from my brand new ship bullshit.
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>>384684159
10 hours in, It's decent but bland in a lot of ways.
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>Microsoft Flight Simulator
>2800 viewers
>Mass Effect
>280 viewers
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>>384811062
it's over, mebros...
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>>384811062
ohnonono
makes sense, mass effect is the game you need to play unless you really like the commentary
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>>384814606
Surely this next thread won't be our last, right?



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