>What is BDOBlack Desert Online is an Korean MMORPG developed by Pearl Abyss. It features non-tab targeted action combat, RNG and guaranteed upgrade mechanics, zerg pvp, infinite grinding and a pseudo sandbox experience.>Latest NA/EU Patch Noteshttps://www.naeu.playblackdesert.com/en-US/News/Notice>Latest KR Newshttps://www.invenglobal.com/blackdesertonline>NA/EU Coupon codeshttps://incendar.com/bdo_pearl_abyss_coupon_codes.php>Interactive world map:https://www.somethinglovely.net/bdo/>General utility (Boss timer, Imperial, Market Que, Pearl Market, Scroll Profit, Caphras Calc, etc.)https://veliainn.com/https://bdolytics.com/>Track your grinding sessionhttps://garmoth.com/?msg=noaccess>Grindspots silver/hr (EU prices)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1R6vcfKavoo85TcY6Xul6GzR8LNiO5IuXH8F5fZwUrSw/edit#gid=207164060>/BDOG/ Discord -https://discord.gg/tFeA8qcXyN>Black Desert Lewd Mod Discord -https://discord.gg/4FVrVxM>Useful Links, Guides, Guilds & InfoUPDATED pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JQYsW4kZLast thread: >>360578767
Caphras buff to Olun's soonShai mains going to become even less available.
>oasis ending>thread dying
Post your hoards
So what happens to the stuff I've stockpiled from the Oasis vendor?
>>361330426all gone/not useable anymore nigga
when do weeklies reset?
>>361335241During Wednesday -> Thursday daily reset.
Do I really need to get weight limit expansions if I plan on lifeskilling? Same but for the maid outfit.They hand out a lot of inventory slots and I think I'm fine on that even when valuepack that they gave out for free runs out.
>>361336393Depends upon the lifeskill, some feel it way more than others. You can give them a try. Only Fishing can use tons of slots though.
>>361336825How good are storage/transaction maids? I have 5 of each.Weight limit just seems way too expensive even when looking at the current discounted prices. And they only seem to give away inventory slots instead of weight.
>>361337561I don't think they've ever given away weight, maybe apart from Archer release or something similar, so don't expect to ever get more than what's in the game by default.Maids can supplement weight in some cases/manners, but it's not that great in case of something like cooking/alchemy/processing, where you just want to have the ability to have as much on you at once as possible instead of flipping items, though maids do make doing bonus cooking missions a breeze if you use alts to deliver the meals.
>>361339617Thanks senpai. I'll just wait a while till it goes on extreme sale so I can coupon it.
>>361340194I wouldn't hope for a better value than the Handy-dandy weight packs. but you can try waiting, these sales will come back.
>>361341330Christmas/New Years in a december, Lunar new year in early feb, Anniversary in early march.There will be oppertunities. Maybe they will change lifeskilling drasitcally next year too so it might be more or less important.
Why don't a group of friends make a 3 party with Shai and clear out all of Ash Forest while alternating who gets loot? Seems like you'd more likely to get debs because you'd get more trash even if you split it up in thirds due to party buffs and being able to debuff and back attack all mobs easily
>oasis goneThe game fucking sucks now, how did you faggots put up with this bullshit before.
>>361345639The same way before tuvala gear existed.
>>361346013sounds fucking gay, gonna uninstall so I don't play with faggots anymore
wow I hate this
>slowly bought my guard's outfit over the following weeks>got her all the cute clothes i wanted to getnow what? the chase was better than the outcome.
>>361351034I invested 8 billion in cron matsI'm going to cook tonight and drop tomorrow evening
>>361351843Dream horse with whatever horse gear you think is better
>>361354721what about donkies. how are donkies? they look cute. besides speed, are donkies any good?
>>361354836Only good thing is that it's gear has a +10% lifeskill bonus. It's a meme mount that maxes out at bring slower than a T5 horse. Last April Fool's that gave it wings to glide which made it actually good, but 364 days a year it's trash.Horse is best, Camel is okay for desert, and Elephant is great if you're desert trading (dead lifeskill unless you're merchant ring endgame)
I'm new to black desert and I want to self insert as Sage, I got a question is sage immortal? (Not aging) or he'll grow old and die like human beings?
>>361359843If they made a 5 billion dream donkey I'd buy it. Would be goated for loopy and thuja sapping
>>361360950>goated for loopy and thuja sappingI have no idea what that means, but I just want my donkey, camel and elephant pals to be loved.When can we ride bears btw
>>361362091If the new Nordic area doesn't have bear mounts probably never.
>>361351034You're so fucking retarded. God I hate idiots like you.
Kek Crons meal already sold out on NA MP.
>>361380476they have been sold out days after the end of oasis rumors baka
Why even is NA such a joke?
>take a break from collecting and gathering a bunch of herbs because fun>came back and maintenance is happening what do i do with my life now? i dont have anything outside of lifeskilling in a dying korean mmo
>>361387747You did this to yourself.
>no cron meals>no compasses>no maps>no carrots>no alt gear>desert sickness>sailor sicknessWow, they really did it. They really wanted me to quit the game. So be it. Guess I'll take that min 30+ day vacation, maybe in 6 months I'll come back on olvia server and see what's up lol
nu witch costume
IT'S LITERALLY OVER THOSE GUYS ARE RETARDED RIP SHIT GAME SHIT EVEN PAY UP GOYS FOR YOU LUDOPATY FUCK SHIT NIGGER GAME SHOOTS IN THE HEAD THEMSELVES ENJOY YOUR SHIT; I WANT TO FUCK A SHAI
Any functional pearl items sale tracking site? I wanna buy some crons.
done with this gamebye bye
If I'm being completely honest, as a new player that just picked up the game a couple of weeks ago I kinda wish there were no seasonal shenanigans or any of this Oasis, new player coddeling and propping up. It was basically free to get a character to level 61 and have entry-level, end game gear that part of me feels robbed of the experience of growing into that. Something about seeing all those green/blue items and lower tier gear makes me feel like I just skiiped a huge chunk of the experience that the long time veterans got to have that I never will.It's like I took steroids and now my body is all messed up because I have no knowledge of what it actually takes to get buff and maintain a physique like that.
>>361397295You're fucking stupid and should fuck off permanently. You have no idea how utterly pointless all that "green and blue gear" is. This isn't fucking WoW.
>>361397514Then maybe the game is just terrible, but I wouldn't know because I feel like I didn't actually play it, that's my point.
>>361397295>start BDO>knew that seasonal niggers from D3 were autistic niggers>made a normal char>did my shit at my own pace and ask questions when i need to>slowly understand the game more and more>avoid any guides unless its part of knowing how certain life skilling worksthat's what you get when you want to optimize fun. never trust anything that is seasonal. you've now reached the end and you know that deep down there is no way to start again from the unknown and understand how things work. stop blaming others for your retardedness
>>361397295You aren't missing much by not having to wear Roaring Magical Armor with Liverto weapons and sailing on a fishing boat to grind pirates, so you can buy gold bars for weight efficiency and maybe hit level 59 after tens of hours of grinding. 2017 BDO is gone and I don't miss it The new catchup systems are a bit too streamlined and Tuvala is way too easy to enhance, but it's better than being forced to swap to different characters to create failstacks to enhance your gear, because there wasn't any band, nor did almost any sales of higher enhanced boss gear ever happened.
>>361397941I get what you're getting at, and I tend to share the sentiment for certain types of games, but in this case it really doesn't matter. I don't think you got significantly less robbed than me. Even outside of seasonal the game still gives you ton of shit for free to jumpstart your character progression, and even if it didn't, the point is that there was still the option for other people to have acess to it, and mmo's are intrinsically a social environment. It doesn't really matter how many arbitrary restrictions you put on yourself when everyone around you will just take the shortcut and therefore all your peers are way ahead of you, meaning you have no real peers. There's no one for you to play with. In a sense you are no longer playing an MMO at that point. at least not until you hit the bare minimum the game gives away to every brand new player.
>>361398235Call me crazy, I think the solution to all of what you said is just to make it so you can't even use alts to do any of the failstacking shenanigans or any of that shit. I want there to be like 3 people that have a PEN Blackstar weapon or something. Make shit mean something. Getting a piece of boss gear to max enhancement should be like an end goal, not a starting point. I wish the game cockblocked you really fucking hard. I wish end game grindspots were pretty much impossible except for like 5~10% of the playerbase. I wish 90% of the map wasn't basically useless in terms of mobs, or that at least you had to "live" in those weaker environments for more than the 30 mins it takes for you to outlevel and outgear it currently.
>>361397295I don't see korea in uproar about removal of oasis stuff. Its like a NA/EU thing.New players missed a portion of the experience from starting weak and the long grinding journey to become strong. New players get dropped off at a huge gear barrier after season.
>>361399781I wish I had pickep up the game after season ended and that there was no new season
I really expected PA to couple the end of Oasis with something new, be it huge event/expansion/announcement/system, but there's nothing as far as I can see. I guess that new season and Heidel ball are behind the corner, but if that's the case then they could've just delayed the Oasis end for a bit, since this feels a bit too needlessly deflating.
>>361397941This is how garbage reddit posters are born. Fuck off.
>>361401312Honestly same. The events this week are pretty lame and they don't even have any good sales or things I want to buy on the pearl shop either.No cron meals on the market to buy either. I have no problem with paying actual money for them and stimulating the in-game economy but for there to be absolutely none to buy is really shit and just discourages me from doing things in the game, especially grinding.
>>361398908Are we playing the same game?Imo the gear cliff would mean anything if the game wasnt blatantly p2w and filled with deliberate shit mechanics. Unironically the levelling and gearing part of this game is worse than runsecape 2007.
>>361402981That is the dumbest fucking graphic ever. I hate when people use this type of shit statistic to make any relevant point. Most accounts in any game ever are dead accounts. That also doesn't take into account alts, meaning if I'm 600gs in my main and then I have 15 slave alts at 90 or whatever, those are likely being counted as a character the same as my main. And even when accounting for all of that it still leaves a good 30% of the playerbase at a high enough gearscore to experince endgame content.
>>361403839>>361404146I looked up where this came from, and it only counted accounts those that were active within the past 6 months and also took out new accounts. If it counted every account ever created, 0-149 would absolutely dominate. Not sure whether it accounted for alts or what tho.And here's one taken 6 months after the other one.
>>361405962so around 70% of active accounts at that point are at entry level endgame, and the rest are players that picked up the game within 2 weeks of that data sampling
>Black Desert Class Reboots>Coming December 22!Is that a new thing? I haven't noticed it before, nor have I seen anyone refer to it.
>>361407807Yea I think it's supposed to be like the originally 17 classes and shai getting some significant changes to try and bring them up on the same level as the newer classes. The operative word being 'try' since the reception for some of the reworks seemed to be bit mixed.
>>361408134I know about the reworks, but I never saw any release date beyond "it'll be released when it's ready", so when I saw an actual date I started to wonder how valid it might be.
>>361397295trust me, there's a reason they introduced the shit in the first place
>>361408353Its buff across the board with favored classes getting more buffs
>>361432986how are all your characters so ugly what the fuck
>>361432986What's so great about Velia bwo
>>361448373why is your lahn sad
>>361448518Because I feel sorry for her existence and I read that she is supposed to be a tragic wuxia type heroine. Betrayed by people in her homeland and cast out into the wild.
>>361432986>>361448373why does ur hair and eyelashes look weird? is it the non remastered version or something?
>>361450604Yes, I'm using an old pc on high detail. I wanted to upgrade my pc years ago but I didnt really play demanding games and gpu prices went up.
>>361450921how old is the hardware? i'm still using my 1070 so that means i can play it in remastered graphics no problem
>>3614569913rd gen i7 cpu16gb ddr 3 ramRX580 I would still be using my HD7950 if it didnt die on me in 2018
>>361432986I'm a huge pokefag, sue me. I even did circles around the day care for different colored pixels. Every character name is associated with the picture, but in different languages to make it less obvious
>>361477165I've been playing the game at least :)
>>361477165no vell like always Thinking of grinding 50 dawn earrings and using my shimmering piece to sell them and then preorder to buy whoever enhances them to PEN
>get to grind spot>accidentally click life skill food instead of pve food>have to stand there for 30 minutesfuck
>>361482225you could just fight them without food for 30 minutes unless you're so weak that
>>361482451i could fight them i'm just being picky about my buffs
>>361459547Similar specs, thinking of upgrading but paying a few $1000s for bdo only kinda sucks
Did magical shards hand out help get people do world bosses?
Is anyone at world bosses? I'm not I have no gear
NOW is the time to swipe if you can lots of goodies for cheap
>>361506663Bought the master edition.Also if you need a tent. >Get the legendary edition which gives you 3000 pearls>Claim the 20% off coupon>Stack it on top of the black friday tent sale to get the tent for just under 3000 pearls.
>>361508773That's usually the play for tents. I snagged 4 outfits for a alt with the 3k pearksOnly going to use 2 of them tho. Guardian is kinda bland
2 failed pen attempts sadge
>>361509619>swiping for crons and not underwear amateur
Really makes me think.
>>361518270>bought 3 underwear during the black friday sale. bought her the cute hoop earrings as well.
The legendary pack 90 day seems worth it for $24?Might even be better than the 6000+1 pearl deal.
>>361533694the zoomer prostitute look
>>361539585Yeah it's worth it, I bought it when it was 50% off.
What about pvp in this game? In the endgame, it doesn't turn into a gank fiesta like most Korean MMOs?
>>361543740First to get a cc wins, not sure if that's what you mean
>>361543740>it doesn't turn into a gank fiesta like most Korean MMOs?No, there's a karma system that makes PvP basically unplayable because you can lose billions of silver in a single death if your karma goes negative.
>>361549631So... if like to grind some shit in pve and don't like pvp, especially forced, then it's safe to buy?
>>361549815yeah, it's pretty rare to have to fight someone
which one's less gimped between a ranger and dark knight? i want to roll a big tittied elf
I'm from Europe and my friend from South America, is it possible to play together?
>>361554959EUs can play on NA, dunno about SA, ping gonna be p bad though
>>361553917dark knight, also gets some nice updates from the class reworks
pancakes or burgers for witch?
>>361558313borgar is a meme food, pancakes is the better option
>>361558754Lets see how flat I can press those pancakes.
How do I find a nice guild on EU? Do I just randomly look through the guild tab?
>>361558313she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>361559053Why would you want to be in a guild? Are you a faggot cocksucker?
>>361559053Join the bdog discord and ask there, I believe someone made an EU guild, but it's not /vg/ exclusive of course, but it might still be nice
>>361559053just guild hop until you find one you like well enough to settle with
>upgrading Polar Bear with Wizards>1st Wizard upgrades to Tier 3>2nd Wizard upgrades to Tier 4As easy as pie. Rolled the 2 skills I wanted the most to boot.
Who keeps buying all the T7 coursers and why?
>>361581507probably same reason you want to buy one?
>>361593693Why the fuck would I want to buy any?
>>361581507probably a high mastery and they can breed t8's really easy
>>361594710Breed with 0 breeding available?
>>361594981Then you need to use two coursers to get one tier 7 horse. That's 2/3's of a T8 courser's price. That doesn't seem right.
>>361595573It's still a profit, even if it's a slow one. Once you have higher mastery, you can breed T6s and get T8s 100% of the time.
Is there any reason to promote my green 30 stam giants tending my farms if they can get it? I just want max idle time.
>>361580181fair and face looks like my guardian, just a different color. we should erp in public so anons can have fun pumping
>>361577190puffy lips are not a black feature
>died to desert sicknessFUCK THIS GAME I'M GONNA SHOOT EVERY FUCKING GOOK I SEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aahhhhh why is inventory so limited and theres so much shit fucking GOOOOKKKKKKKSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>361614125the "post-wall celebrity desperately trying to cling to what's left of their beauty with endless cosmetic surgery" look?
>>361616015more like poor^ TManyways sort you inv. outEU folks on where I can leech an Echo thingy for BP?
>>361616663>more like poor^ TM
>>361616034nah it's the "literally perfect" look
>>361616932what are loyalities? event slot char slot related 50% F3 10K
>>361616932youve ritled them gooks not me...
bros how easy is it to make silver in this game? can i splurge some money on an expensive item for looks and recoup it later, late game?
>>361620473not doing our own research
>>361620473how much money are we talking?
>>361622836yea should be easy to make it back late game. go ahead and spend it
>>361617038those sunken eyes and messy hair, fitting for a ukranian hooker
>>361598693>It's still a profitHow the fuck are you turning profit off using 2 300 000 000 horses to create a single T7? If you want T8's to breed with just exchange T8's that are still cheaper than T7 coursers by far and up all the time, espicially since you can apparently only exchange once a day.And how the fuck are you getting guaranteed T8's with T6 horses? You'd need to have +19% breeding chance, while breeding chance can only go up to 10% at most.
>>361622836That's an hour at any valencia spot with agris+loot scroll, and let me remind you that you don't even need pen tuvala for most of them
>>361624868>You'd need to have +19% breeding chancethose calculations are either wrong, outdated, or just lying. I make T8s all the time with 1850 mastery
>>361624746I'm sure you're really attractive
>>361625058How many T6's have you turned to T8's without them turning T7's?
>>361625182do I have to be attractive to think cheap prostitutes are ugly?
>>361625454I think the way you see things is a reflection of yourself
>>361625610i'm not a cheap prostitute
>>361625709Very carefully chosen wordsI think you should change your perspective on things personally, not for me but for your own mental health
I haven't played in 3 months now. I keep logging in and getting the daily shit, but I just haven't been playing at all. Do I stop logging in?
>>361397295You have no idea what you're talking about because you don't know the game. It took people playing every day since launch to be level 65 and have high end gear. If you were a new player and they didn't baby feed you, it would take you exactly that many years to catch up. You'd need to play for 5 years just to catch up, that's the kind of game this is which is why they gave out everything for free.
>>361633996Yeah no. I started playing shortly before tuvala was a thing and now I'm 63, 645gs. You know why it didn't take me 5 years? Inflation, this game's economy is trash, it's not like I grinded at Pirates for 90 hours a week like the oldfags, I probably did Polly's until I could do Aakman, and I could barely muster enough willpower to grind more than 2 hours a day>inb4 645gs is not endgameThat's top 5% of the game's active population or some shit, I think it's close enough to make such comparisons
>>361634757>InflationYes, because they gave constant XP boosts, money, rewards, etc. They held your baby hand, and if they didn't do this and seasonal things, you'd have 0 point in playing this game as it would take you 5 years otherwise to get there.
>>361432986>droopy eyes>hooker lipswell, anon has a type
>>361638003>>361617038you can see the similarities in anons type and his creations right here bucko
>>361638230"drugged out hookers" yeah
love all you faggots whining about hair splitting details at "endgame" and "inflation" and needly little "muh gearscore invalidated by handouts" when the gameplay and combat in this game is fucking ass retarded shit that makes no difference what gear level you're atby the time you can take on desert nagas you've mastered bdo congrats, nothing ever changes except which type of bland scenery you're going to fight in for the rest of your life>pvpLOL
>>361638629>desert nagasHello whyfu, loving the buffs?
>logged in just in time for farms to be destroyed...great
while you complained about gear score, I was fishing...while you relied on ellie for free handouts, I was farming...while you pvped, I was gathering...now the economy has tanked, and demand has outweighted supply..you come to my gates and beg?
I knew it. For years I wondered if you'd ever go away, but you're still the most persistent shitposter in this general. Your autism is remarkable, but I still wish you'd fuck off for real
>>361639206nah i just quit the game for a monthsee ya
>>361639430Who are you talking about, schizo?
>>361640265I post here like once a weekI don't know all the shitty personalities you fags revolve around
>>361640318Very new then.
>>361640318If you actually were here once a week, you'd still know newfag. Lurk more
>>361640382Old enough to know this game is shitProblem?
>>361640403>NOOO YOU DON'T KNOW MY REDDIT SUPERSTAR PERSONALITIES!!neck yourself cumeater
there is nothing wrong with eating cum
>>361640428Not really, I'm used to shitposting.
hows the state of the gamecan i finally play warrior in only awakening
>>361640637Our newfriend here thinks that it's shit, so stay away.
>Newfags getting uppityNot like I'll see you glue eaters in the next 3 months
>>361640754Who?Again, who are you talking about, retard?
>enter thread like 5 minutes ago>some schizo thinks i'm someone he's been arguing with for hoursLOL
hehe, there's always someone stirring up trouble. is it me? or is it you?
remember to swipe for family inventory slots to hold your cron meals golems
>>361640754guess ill just log in later
>>361641107real men (alphas) swipe for underwear. 70% underwear sale right now bros. swipe.
shai underwear dye channels are FUCKED
>>361616663Go to loggia farm on season 2 and start begging in server(orange)/general chat). Would help if you didnt do this at 4 am. But at the usual 6-10pm instead.
i have 18 rifts echos and i dont want to do them
>>361641656then don't nigga, no one gives a shit
>check out Twitch for BDO drops>"Down 300b+ in 3 weeks" is the top stream This game
>>361651879Enhancing is so strange to me. Whenever I tried to do any math regarding the prescribed ways of enhancing, it ended up being a losing value proposition, so the only enhancing that seem viable are for items you cannot get from central marketplace and to stamp you name on an item.
>>361651879Game's rng is extremely rigged.
I spent 15 minutes on which underwear with leggings I should buy.No one told me endgame would be this hard.
>>361660665>not buying all the ones you wantrule 101 - match the outfit. some days i wear the black stockings one, the other days i wear the leopard print one.t.fashion coomer
>>361660828I have so much to learn, thank you.
>>361661162there are also other factors as well, such as the general noisiness of the outfit (via the color, shapes and accessories that come with it), and that has to be balanced with the underwear/stocking. legs showing off too much and wearing smaller heels? stockings. or maybe the boots are too muted together with one color...either a contrasting stockings or you can have something that extends it but ends the overall length of the legs with stockings that has accented color.
>>361638003>>361638230>>361638284why don't people who talk shit like this ever post their characters or what they think is attractive lol
>>361680095I would but I'm too scared other people would call me out and make fun of me the way I do to others
>>361674397what is it?
>>361680095someone did last thread and got dumpstered on
I just bought this for 99 cents, what am I in for?
How much does Simple Cooking via Processing benefit from Cooking Mastery, if at all?
>>361692772simple cooking and alchemy have a fixed rate
is there a /bdog/ NA guild I can join?
>>361696174I'm like level 23 btw
>>361695634What a weird choice for making cron meals then. I guess I get why it wouldn't get changed now though.
I started playing last winter season so I don't know what life is like before cron meals. How do I go about food buffing now? I play awk ranger.
>found a fairly low effort way to get some flowers of oblivion from time to time with breaking even or even a slight profitI sure am glad for any way of helping me to keep up with the T10 mats.
>>361702759pve - gem up 5 atk spd/5 move speed/5 critical and then use knights combat rationsor just buy cron meal. its 760k and 10000 in-stock now!
>cron meal prices starting to crash hardc-cookbros?
>>361704934I'm not paying more than 1 silver for them
guys how do stop emberrassing myself with my schizo behaviori cant seem to shut the fuck up
>>361705335shut the fuck up
>>361705335Post your character to start.
>>361705335Gonna need more info on this schizo behavior of yours
>>361712746Nobody cares about your bimbo slut, post gear for true epeen
I miss the oasis map so much bros...Buff the treasure map
I'm not logging in until Oasis comes back. Playing with that tedious ocean/desert shit is not for me.
What if your main was real and they were forced into being your wife. Would you be happy?
>>361736293it'll be the only time i ever smile
>>361736435But would you make HER smile
>>361736568No. I would sexually abuse her on a daily basis.
>>361736568did ur char take a grenade to the face? landmine face
>>361738341Hey, that's rudeShe's very pretty to me
BDO would win the steamies if they drop 10 new underwear skins
>>36173904010 new underwear skinsprostitution life skillingpregnancy life skilling50 more hairs death now has an additional system known as rape
>>361739220i don't think any game could do that without having a rating so high that it would legitimately require an ID to buy in most countries
>>361739352i will buy out PA and blackmail steam and move to my own little islandhire a bunch of coomer animator devs to create animations all day for $0.5 per 10-animations at hq otherwise they never see their families againmake sure players can only access this stuff if they drop $100 into the game's pearlshop
>>361739220But thats just skyrim modded.
just have sex you pathetic losers, jesus christ. how do you let your perversion ruin every aspect of your life
>>361742687fuck off roastie>>361740960hot
>>361742687>can't go balls deep because I hurt my gfnot fair
>>361743453Just hurt her?
>>361745920She would sue
>>361747459She can't. There's no legal basis even if you were to seriously injure her during sex.
>>361745920it's not fun if my dick isn't getting her off my penis should be a blessing to all women, not a curse
>>361750023you sound like a homosexual
>too late to take advantage of this seasonwhat do you think lads? can i hit 61 + a few pieces of PEN?
>>361751819I'm going to do it this monday like a retarded madman
>>361753267you've inspired me. we're all gonna make it
>>361613857we are legally obligated to erp in public. who cant resist guardian mommys
>>361750023whats it like having a gf?are they soft?do they smell nice?do they sound nice?
>>361756126>are they softif they're fat>do they smell nicesometimes good, sometimes bad. i don't like perfume so it's more annoying when they try to smell nice>do they sound nicenot really, she never has anything interesting or profound to say
>>361757727what do you do with them then? like...do you feed them or? pets sound more exciting
>>361739220Can't die if you play Shai! All you do is milk.
>>361766430buy evasion gear for olun's
Does someone remember what the Fairy Halloween Item looks like? Was it a key or scrissors?
>class reworks release on 22nd of December>new season starts on 22nd of DecemberSomething makes sense for once.
>>361768474Why would I do that?
>>361772278to have fun with friends and being the carry
>>361770203>nothing between now and 22nd of december
>>361780956>watching some online stream of upcoming failed promises is playable content
>>361781028J Hammer time
>Afk train fishing and farming for 3 days>Barely make 40 mil and get fucked by market place tax>Grind for 1 hour and 15 minutes at necropolis to complete adventure log entry>Make 50 mil off 2k mobs
>>361781028Rock Climbing, Fish Farming, Rhutum class and Port Ratt expansion soon.
>>361782547>afk makes less than active shocker, also go to Valencia and you'll get 200 million an hour
>>361787131Active farming does jack shit for output except exp. The massive energy waste doest get recoupped by the fruits you could find.>Active fishingThey need to rework this.
>remove content during black friday weeklmao...
>>361780956heidel these balls
how do i get magical shards the fastestbmcs have a goyillion preorders on cm
>>361320031Tourist hereIs there a female player that gets spammed in world chat around for the first three years of BDO? probably someone that PK's a lot?
>>361799941whats the highest droprate - 250ap
>>361803417i don't know, i literally was never 250 ap because season basically drops you off at 260
>>361766430Uohhhhh! Erotic Shai!
>>361804820its 255 kutum, 265 nouver but my dp is poopoo
>>361809014I literally just milk cows?
>>361822671God, I wish that were me.
How do you fucks even enjoy the PvP if you're new? You have to spend a shit ton of time just to be at least somewhat at the same playing field.>inb4 hurr durr trial I want to actually be able to do shit on my character.
>>361824238PvP is a meme.
>>361824238Pick on somebody your own gear.
I just read up on pearl shop bookshelfs and that they provide knowledge.Can you only get ecology knowledge from them? I think I could buy one with leftover pearls if they put them on sale.
>>361824238Seasons and then gear capped node wars
>>361824238Just don't bother, even on the same playing field the PvP is fucking abysmal.
>>361824238>How do you fucks even enjoy the PvPyou don't
I feel like I'm the only one here that enjoys node wars
>>361432986oh I remember you dude, you got a great taste in lips. as always, those second and third chars looks dope
>>361834796that's why bdo is so great. there's so much to do that most people aren't even looking at node wars.