>>334235018FIRST FOR BROOOOOOOOOOOOOL NON STOP
2nd for furries belong in deathcamps
how much does it cost to pay some deepweb person to kill the "people" who are throwing my games?
awful thread, didn't even copy the OP text. can someone not useless make the thread? I would but my IP is blocked from posting threads
Zeus drops my game to 10 fps in teamfights on lowest settings what do I do
>>334236371ban zeusthats not even a weird play
>>334236406But he's a free win after 25 minutes
holy BASED jimmy ho
I choose to believe that these literally who tier cringefest wannabe e-celeb """streamers""" whose names suddenly and inorganically began to crop up in these threads hired actual paid shills to spam d2g of all places about them and their activities because the alternative explanation, that any human being - no matter how mentally, socially, physically, or spiritually deficient - freely and voluntarily elects to spend any portion of their precious time alive on this earth subjected to the gross discharge that twitch for some godforsaken reason enables them to spew forth on regular bases, is simply too dark a possibility for me to entertain even in strict theory. It just implies too much about the state, direction, and fate of mankind. Anyways, dawnbreaker was clearly overstatted on release. Was that a tacit admission by icefrog that her abilities themselves are indeed a bit underwhelming? Would you prefer a more frequent hero release schedule if it meant these fundamentally uninteresting but nevertheless powerful heroes became common? Would less frequent releases of more interesting heroes be better? Or is the basic premise - that db's abilities are underwhelming - wrong?
>>334237035>I choose to believe the truthuh ok
holy BASED jubei techies
>>334237021i can't believe he's fucking banned from DPCfucking hell, NA really wants to erase any representation it has
>queue for unranked>get matched against a furry artist whose art i used to jerk off to>winnice...
i actually think if quincy dropped yawar and picked up EE they would actually win a major
EE is so fucking annoying on comms how this nigga stay on any team?
Why don’t we see juggernaut teams that take the best players like 2015 secret or 2014 newbee anymore?
>>334237849getting a gf really got to this niggas head
>>334237896he's had a gf longer than he's been without one throughout his career, quarantine was the longest he had been without a gf and he still had one by christmas
>>334237896Was he not like this before? He's literally yelling at people to do exactly as he says with a mouthful of drool
How much does a boost to immortal cost?
How does any nigga willingly pick spectre? Hero does nothing but farm niggas falling asleep by 40 minutes
>>334238529Id suck a nigger’s penis if it meant I’d never lose.
>>334238628Spectre loses a lot
a lot of the dota 2 exclusive heroes don't really feel like dota heroes. hoodwink and dawnbreaker both look like they're from a cheap knockoff moba
Is Bradley serious about his hacking accusations? It's just an act that he puts on for the viewers, right?
Someone pls make Hoodwink version.
>>334240621>still talking about bradley the r*ddit streameryou guys know he is in the reddit dota discord channel every day sperging out right? He isn't our schizo, he is theirs. He doesn't even know /d2g/ exists. Our schizo is psg and you all drove him out despite him being far more entertaining
hi hello, does mirana +25 mana break talent stack with diffusal blade?
is there anyone even worth skilling early +2 stats on?
meh the game isn't fast enough if you ask mefastest game i played today i won in 28 minutesi think 22 minute will be good sweet spot
>>334241286juggyou only need 1 point in ward, 2 if you lost really badly and you don't need blade dance at all
>tfw epic 3 hour eternal envy games are basicaly impossible now
how do i support as pudge
>>334241928he's S-tier at savingB-tier at catching unless they fight into you then you can dismember + hookhe's a great jugg counter in my opinion
REMAKE THE THREAD DOTARDS, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>334241769dumbass frog poster we had a 2 hour china game last seasonEE can definitely shart enough to have a 3 hour game, it's all about high ground defense anyway
>>334241769one literally happened in the dpc a couple of weeks ago moron
lmao elephant literally just sharted as an entire team, literally the entire die in a single file line meme plus a phoenix egg into the middle of arenaplease tell me i'm not the only dotard that watched that
>>334242521I don't watch dotards, when I'm not playing dota I'm busy denying the holocaust online
>>334240623who would the male be
>>3342412861-1-1 + stats is the classic AM pub build
>get AM "countered" >just take over his jungle>25 minute bfury
How many Hoodwink matches did you guys play today? The answer is not a number, but a phrase; "not enough".You know what's also not enough? The buffs. We still need ult's vision back so my wife can be as powerful as she wants
>>334246693man I'm tired of pornI'm going back to Mars and role-playing as chad, awakening memories of Hyperborea while I actually contribute bowel curdling levels of damage to my team
I kind of wish Pangolier and Hoodwink were never added. It's like they pass the 80% furry mark that makes them just seem off. I don't like how Pango's toolkit makes dota feel, and I don't like how Hoodwink's entire kit spell for spell competes directly with WR's unique slot.Just makes Dota feel... different.
>>334247261I think you have autism, since most games don't have either of those heroes in it.
i want to see the face of that epic shill who was here a few months back lolkill yourself, by the way
>>334247261rolling thunder and sharpshooter are pure dota, carryniggerthe real league hero is dawnbreaker
>>334247261Original hero rating>Monkey KingHoNtrash >Dark Willowreal DotA hero, I want her to sit on my face>PangolierHoNtrash but fun>Grimstrokereal DotA hero with a unique design>MarsVery based hero, fun and has his niche.>SnappfireLoLtrash but fun>Void SpiritLoLtrash>HoodwinkActual DotA hero, fun to play but very uninspired in terms of design and skillsI also want her to sit on my face.>DownsBreakerEl heròe de Leàgue
what is it with shadowshaman pickers and averaging the highest deaths out of everyone in the given match
is there any person who truly enjoys this shit game?
what do you think venomancer's ult smells like haha
>>334255402pudge's rot but sour
>>334250573actually dawnbreaker is pretty much a league hero before they all had to do the same thing and flow the same way. When it comes down to it she is so clunky still.
Jesus christ almighty people are actually fucking smurfing in unranked
>>334258645I was banned from ranked until 2022 for smurfing in unranked on an account from 2011 with 9k hours. Just because I go 42-0 as dagon seeker I must be a smurf.
>it's another episode of your team being kind and nice and allowing pl to get six slotted and effortlessly 1v5
>win 11 games in a row>suddenly account buyers and people 'dcing' for 10 minutes
HOLY FUCK THE PANEL HAS TWO WOMEN ON ITREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>chadley dragon gets position 4>picks natures prophet to combo with io 5, global gank squad>immediately queues up a first item midas with a starting item gloves of haste, to ensure that he can secure cs without hindering his team's farmingyep im thinking based
dispels ruined dota
og is back
>>334237035>>334237091Not Brad, which is why he is the only streamer I watch.I don't know how little you retards value your time to waste it watching "high mmr" streams.
turdra lmao fucking clowns
Delete aeon disk from the game iceFRAUD
Is there literally a worse caster than gorpc>>334237567Banned why?
Delete this cringe hero he counters everything
Fuck icetranny and fuck this imba dotrash 2
>>334301664just stop picking right clickers and high hp sustain heroes bruvi'll pick shadow demon when you do
>>334310060Shitlliance is nikobaby + 4 retards
>woman commentatingThis literally hurts my ears
Spartan chads we are back
missed this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>334235018>this is a division one NA dota team
I fucking hate women and how any criticism of this objectively garbage caster is banned
>>334328593>Scourge McDuck>looks jewish>Lil_Nick>looks like a nine year old>TingleKing>kind of looks like a fat, kingly tingle>Vol>looks like a default "white" american>pingu>looks like he was caught while hunting moose on a tundraWhat's the issue here?
>>334301559Tried to hit on a couple of women a few years ago, then became collateral damage when all those "harrasment" and "sexual harrasment" allegations were sweeping the Dota scene.
[–]DAEORANGEMANBADD [score hidden] 17 minutes ago Ok I have to say I am absolutely seething at spectre buying vanguard instead of hood of defiance herewhat the fuck is even the thought process? Brame team was basically 100% magical because morph was afk farming for 20 or so minutes, even after that morph dealt ridiculous magic damage. The game could have ended way before because they would be so much stronger with the magic res on spectre
>>334328593laughing ay too much everything is wrong here
>patch comes out>bad hero gets nerfed, good hero gets buffed>bad hero nerfed in a way that makes it extremely painful to play>good hero buffed in a way that makes it extremely painful to play againstidk why people are quitting this game, must be a coincidence
>>334334131>lose to PL>immediately go to /d2g/>blogpost while tears and falling down on keyboard
>have to work my ass off and play out of my mind for a win>losses are handed to me by throws and griefs
>>334334434Literally me except replace PL with any hero I lose to
Dotards, the NUMBER ONE tip to climb MMR is to never ever ever ever ever never eva eva queue right after you lose a game. I can't stress this enough. I've already climbed 800 MMR since one of my friends told me to do this and I don't think I'm playing particularly better or anything, I just never tilt. If you lose, take a 30 min break to reset your mood, and if you're still in a bad mood wait until you're good to go. If you win you can queue right away, there's no problem there.
>>334336068The number one fix for more MMR is more anime, Idk if invincible counts, but I'll be going back into the fire shortly.
what ever happened to grant?
say you severely fucked up during drafting and had to jungle drow, how would you do it?
>>334336220oh yeah why are you a legend then, dotard?
>>334336358b...but I peaked at ancient 5, that's my true MMR...
fatson is a nigger
>lycan w/ desolator>venge w/ solar crest>slardar >ro-chan dies in literally 2 secondsok that was funny
>>334337038he looks pretty white to me tbqh famalamhell, he even looks TOO white, the man probably hasn't seen sunlight in some months
>hon/wc3 dota>5 man is punished by your economy being ruined>nudota>each game is just some painful 5 man brawl being shackled to your teamates for 40 minutes
>>334235335>tfw no shart
>>334328593>Tingle KingFirst thing came to mind is this
>>334328593they are unironically the saviours of dotapros these days spend too much time preening their self image and posturing for the fans
>stop buying blink dagger on doom>build full tank with bkb instead>start winning
Dead game.Dead thread.
Psg here I'm taking a h u g e poop right now
Sometimes it's not meant to happen.
If you pick a tanky offlaner, and the enemy team has a shitload of magic damage, like a Viper, Zeus, Dark Willow, Necrophos, etc, is it okay to go with a Pipe and 2 Cloaks or something instead of a bkb? I was just in a game like this and I felt like if I got a bkb, then as soon as it runs out then I'm just fucking nuked, so I went with a shit ton of magic resistance instead and it worked out alright, I guess, idkI'm just wondering if this is big brain stuff that high mmr players do as well or am I retarded?Because even from laning phase, I was just getting fucking blown the fuck up with magic damage, so I bought like 2 cloaks, and 3 rings of regen just to have some kind of presence in the lane
>can't manually move couriers anuymorenicefuckingleague of legends
>>334420741You only need the pipe + a neutral item The only time you might want even more, is if you're a huskar against a necro or something
finally some good fucking dota
>>334427795latest patch unironically broke the game, they rolled it back
>farm real money on steam because i want an item>remember the price forever now>finally get it>im short 2$
>>334430328I can give you that money if you want :)
>>334431651I have to suck a dick for it?Did i guess right?
>>334431885I knew it.
>>334270273Engage in coitus
>this thread is still up Based
*ahem* Friendly reminder that tranime trannies, furniggers and gayniggers belong in deathcamps. Thank you
>>334441041baste and redpilled
This knee I take, is for the female /d2g/ers, you are appreciated.*kneels*