Dota: https://www.dota2.com/newsentry/2995430596679058277Dota Plus: http://dota2.com/plusDota 2 Blog: http://blog.dota2.comLore: https://dota2.gamepedia.com/LoreFor League Players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolLiquipedia: https://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_PageGuide: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guideDeveloper Forum: https://dev.dota2.comPatches: http://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: http://dota2.com/news/updatesWiki: https://dota2.gamepedia.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/dota2Guides: https://dota2.gamepedia.com/GuidesInteractive map: https://devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/>STATISTICShttp://dotabuff.comhttp://opendota.comhttp://stratz.comhttp://gosu.ai/dotahttps://stats.spectral.ggPro replays: https://dotamastery.io/Personal Game Data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>NEWS & STREAMShttp://liquipedia.net/dota2http://gosugamers.nethttp://liquiddota.comhttp://dota2protracker.comhttp://trackdota.com>>330980134
>>331076234>>SUBSCRIBE TO DOTABUFF +you dont have to sign in or subscribe to anything to view your global ranking. if you're not there when you ctrl f your name, you're not good
dotard tummy built for lickingdotard nipples built for sudden bitingdotard armpit built for ticklingdotard anus built for relentless painaldotard belly built for bulgingdotard feet built for caningdotard balls built for extreme cbtdotard knees built for hiding from picturesdotard dick built for spiked chastity with occasional milkingdotard taint built for non-consensual piercingdotard foreskin built for being bitten off by rabbi shekelbergdotard mouth built for passionate french kissing and cum swappingdotard ears built for gentle licks and nibbling while lazying around post-coitusdotard eyes built for falling in love withI miss you, Rain!
>>331076418Cope, I know for a FACT that I am the best spirit breaker player to exist.The ranking must be flawed then.
Will Icefrog be ever able to balance the new heroes like Monke, Mars, Void Spirit etc?
>>331076706my dotabuff is worthless because I disabled public match data and enable it on sometimes
>>331076587Wrong, there's an omega autist that literally only plays SB offlane in rank 1k Immortal US East. He probably has 5k SB matches.
>>331076689all of those heroes are balanced except for monke last pick
PATCHU TOMMOROW MALCOLM X!
So what are your hopes for the patch?Mine are cores getting weaker, more roaming and ganking and less brooling.
>>331077032Hopefully new map
>>331077032less brool, FV buff, Drow buff, Jug nerf, Puck nerf, OD nerf, Storm Spirit nerf, Riki buff, Lifestealer buff, Sven buff, remove neutrals, remove outposts
>>331076861T. retardsomeone who only plays SB offlane is wasting the capabilities SB has, Very sad that a loser like that is held in high regard.
>>331076689>MarsBalanced. Only people who complain about Mars are pos 1 crybabies who can't counterpick the offlaner so hard that he has to leave lane at minute 1.>MonkeyOnly really that strong in lane. Probably fine if orb of corrosion gets nerfed again.>Void spiritEutanize Eul scepter or his mana pool.
>>331077118AAAAAAAA THERES NO WINNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAjust going to open a steam support ticket and ask for mmr back the matchmaking system is fucking broken
>>331077203It's pretty safe to assume that Eul is getting euthanized since so many heroes use it rn
>>331077203>>331077345>Eul's gets nerfed>Ursa and Troll become even strongeryes please daddy
>>331077032just begging allah to not make icefraud nerf meteor hammer into the ground
>>331076503le poste spergtastique
Pos 5 Axe
>>331077432already a thing in china
>>331077032Necronomicon and all necronomicon heroes dumpsteredAlch nerfTinker aghs changedCore Io deletedTechies reverted to pre 7.00
Would you play Dota 2 with a girl?
>>331077532Only if she first picks CM and acts like a submissive slut.
>>331077032new itemsofflane voida nerf for necrobook that doesnt ruin the item so supportfags stay seethingfor the pudge buff thats been building up for like 4 patches to not be fucking insanely bustedfor the new hero to not be furry shitand as always, for them to kill/rework brood
>>331077032doom viable again
>>331077532only if she lets me first pick cm and act like a submissive slut
How is the state of the game is it worth coming back now? last I played was 2018.Wouldn't neutral items be an RNG fuckery, lets say, you didn't get Ballista for your sniper, but the enemy medusa gets it?Why Puck looks so powerful now?Why Io looks so strong even for low skill lobbies?How's my boy Visage looking?
>Q: thoughts on EG>Kaka: Don't feel that they are that powerful. Felt more stressed playing against LGD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EGBROS THE CHINKS ARE MAKING FUN OF US
>>331077032let's face it this patch will suck just like the last 8 or so patches
A bit late butLMAO DEAD GAME>no patch>shitty 200$ skins>worse artstyle since bad rats>particles with 0 clarity or cohesion>0 strategy or team play, just brool>3rd worlder playerbase>build in lag>gutted roles>10000000 accounts, 90% alts or smurfs>personalities all either meth addicts or slacks>even china doesnt care anymore>all spinoffs failed miserably, including the fucking low-hanging fruit that was the anime>less players now than in the closed beta>still delusionalImagine still playing dota!
>player can only pve>dominates his lane>pvp phase begins and pve player does nothing except feed>"but i stomped my lane it's not my fault we're losing!"
>>331078085Game is better than ever naturals are fine and visage is strong in the right handsEverything else is just current meta shit that wont exists after FridayJust play the game and decide for yourself.
>>331078085It's pretty good, new patch tomorrow supposedly. Current patch is basically figured out so the meta is stale, starting with the new patch is probably the best possible time.Neutral item RNG isn't that impactful, you usually get some good stuff and I swear there is some hidden weighting that gives you a higher chance to get "good" items for your lineup. The only time it really matters is with the tier 5 items where a lot of them are situational but less than 5% of games ever get to that point in the current meta.Puck received a ton of incremental buffs over the last couple of years and it finally reached the tipping point. The hero is extremely slippery and has versatile builds that can deal with almost anything. Almost guaranteed to get a huge nerf in the next patch.Io is a bullshit hero, next patch will nerf it to shit and it won't be a day too soon.Visage is decent, same strengths and weaknesses as always. Aghs is cool on him.
>>331078335Cringe>that picDouble cringe
>>331078431>>331078472Thanks, I will play on Friday.
>>331078085its okyes its rng but theres only a few that are gamewinners and t5s basically never happen because of the fucked eco changes they did a few patches agogot a bunch of damage buffs across the board, difficult to counterpick, can snowball really easily rotating out of mid at 6 because of how long you can delay buying a defensive itemhas always been strong basically, but the eco changes make these timing-based snowball carries EXTREMELY difficult to shut down before they come online (also why alch is so strong)mediocre, new aghs was busted briefly but quickly became irrelevant
>>331078472>Puckwhy the fuck does every one of his skills do like seven things each it’s not fair, I can’t wait for the patch to announce his Q gets break+disarm and phase shift gets a -6second cooldown talent fuck this guyI played silencer against this shit earlier and apparently phase shift doesn’t count for arcane curse, and it CLEARS last word silence now what the absolute FUCK
>>331078335>worse artstyle since bad rats
>>331077032oracle wisp phoenix mars dead
>>331077203>Balanced. Only people who complain about Mars are pos 1 crybabies who can't counterpick the offlaner so hard that he has to leave lane at minute 1.Do people who say this even play this game? When do you get to counter pick as pos 1? Did you ever play any range core against mars?
Hello dotards has there been a confirmation/hints towards who the new hero is? I didn't like the elf girl in the anime but seeing as they spend a minute each episode showcasing her magical shit she's the most likely.
>patch is on firday>new hero will be hoodwink pre nerfed tier>valve does not work weekendsguess I won't play the first 4 days.
>>331077032Less brool, faceless void becomes viable, tinker gets a better aghs shard and maybe a reason to be pickable, doom buffs, mirror shield gets deleted, outposts get deleted, enigma gets buffed more, they fuck up and put in gamebreaking bugs that become public and exist long enough for me abuse for free mmr like another LD rapier glitch
>>331079389why do people want void back the patch is fucking shit tier when he's viable if anything the only hero who should come back is sniper.
>>331077032Change the map layout, nerf necronomicon, change the economy mechanics so there's a change to which everyone needs to adapt, buff my boy lifestealer.
I haven't played Dota seriously since the Outlander's update. I just come back to dick around for a bit every new content update or if their is a fun gamemode event. Is there any info on the new hero? Has new items/mechanics/map changes or any of that fun stuff been confirmed or denied yet?
PSG herePSG anal toiletPSG SIGNING OUT
i did it, dotards
Rate my Beastmaster costume that I just purchasedI wish Lone Druid was still viable
reminder that we're approaching the weekend and match quality will plummet to an all time low with the addition of a new patchDONOTPLAY RANKED
>>331079102His winrate in the singapore DPC was a perfect 50% regardless of being a very contested pick. He only breaks the game if you pair him with Phoenix, but then again Phoenix itself is fucking busted.
>>331079754Axes look off
>>331077032I want the games economy system to go back to how it was prior to 2014. Wards should not be free, and should occupy an inventory slot. Supports should have boots, wand and one ~2000g item at 30 mins. Hard carries should need to farm for 30 mins before they can participate in a teamfight on even footing. Semicarry builds should be viable again. Bounty runes should be removed.There is too much gold and XP in the game at the moment. I dont know how long its been like this as I only started playing again a few days ago after not playing for several years. Failing what I said above, I hope they remove this retarded scrappy deathball brawl game design and go for something else.
is playing in a stack unironically the cheat code to winning more consistently? i feel like after a certain point in most games it gets really hard to progress solo queueing after the matchmaking starts fucking you over.
>queue for my daily one(1) match I am able to find a day>get a completely unbalanced game with me being a position 5 support to literal archons as a divine player>they build battlefury alchemist safelane and can't even right click the razor mid due to razor having butterflyhahahahaaaa fucking valve I hope sokmeone bokmbs your headquarters fyouf ucking faggot piece sof cuKIGN SHIT FUCKING GARBGAE
>>331080601I don't know how anyone plays without atleast one other person they know is consistent, sounds like torture. What skill bracket are you in?
>>331080256>I want the game to go back to how it was when I played so I don't have to learn anything
>>331080870i have no one to play with
>>331079502what heroes have never been a proper meta hero? i think it's literally only pudge, right? he's the only hero that has never ever been a staple pick.
>>331079225>hoodwink pre nerfed tierSo not even close to the actual good heroes this patch?
>>331079851>playing ranked at all
>>331079225>>new hero will be hoodwink pre nerfed tierHoodwink pre nerf tier was only "pre nerf tier" because it took people like 16 hours to figure her out rofl
>>331081359>not playing ranked>probably low mmr ngmi
>>331078219They know of the shart.
>>331081359>>331081474>tfw Marci will get murdered cause she doesn't exist in the final gameMarci-bros...
Is there a single youtube channel that shows actual fucking games to learn from?>be interested in x hero>watch x hero gameplay by pro/top players>or at least thats what the video says>its a total 1 sided stomp from the team the hero x is in and i cant learn shit
>>331081474I'm a for-fun-player on road to el-ente
Is SingSing dare I say it... /ourguy/?
>Is SingSing dare I say it... /ourguy/?
what happened to /csgog/?
>60f.png>>Is SingSing dare I say it... /ourguy/?
>>331081717NoAll the people who have something to teach coachAll the rest are purge tierSuffer or pay.
>>331081909you will never be a cute dotard
I dare you to say SingSing is /ourguy/
>>331082056not fit for 4channel because there's no waifushead over to r/globaloffensive
How do I improve my micro? I'm a 4k MMR player that just started playing again. Used to play mostly pos 5/4 but want to move into playing 3/4, problem is my micro is really inconsistent. Like if I'm playing beast master lane will go fine but at key points I'll do retarded stuff like accidentally select my hero instead of my boar and end up running into the enemy team without realising
>>331080870The vast majority of my friends aren't into mobas and the few that were stopped playing because the patch is shit.
Yes, SingSing is indeed /ourguy/
>>331081015Unfortunate, try find someone who is slightly better than you to play with, and when you play with them play properly don't go onto auto pilot. As for how to find them no idea, no one in /d2g/ plays the game
I'm quitting dota, fuck dotaFUCK ALL MY SHIT TEAM MATES FUCK THIS FUCKING SHITT GAME
>>331080726>queue unranked>surprised you get retard brosat least in ranked you're justifiably mad when some 1k shitter is sitting in a divine account.
>>331082462>everyone is shit but me
>>331082224just spam beastmaster and natures until you have it down unironically also you DO have the obvious keybinds for seperating your main hero from all other units and vica versa correct?
>>331082501Well noI'm shitIt's my fucking shit team mates flaming me FOR NOTHINGFUCK THIS FUCKING GAME
so what's the final vidya pill /d2g/? what's that one high IQ genre/game that will never be topped off? definitely not doturd.
>>331082468I queued ranked though as a divine 5K mmr player and I was forced to support a 2k to 3k mmr player safelaner who had complete freefarm since I was a 5k mmr position 5 in his lane yet he buys battlefury on alchemist and afk farms doing nothing the entire game, Valve fucking hates me and I fucking hate them back.
>>331082502Yeah I have hero on space and all other units on 'g' then control groups 1-4 for boars, nercobook as well
>>331082557>flaming me FOR NOTHINGI understand this very welllBut you need to understand that their words mean nothing. Mute and move on my guy.And if you cant see it as a challenge. Prove them wrong through action. You enjoy the game. Why let them ruin it for you?
Why would you play dota 2 when you could have sex with me instead?
>>331082643I'm too emotionalI get triggered and cry in gameFucking HRT
>>331082585Chess/fire emblem but the old good ones such as sacred stones.
>>331082593Are you ok anon? Don't let Vidya get you down
>>331082797T. 10k behavior score redditor.
>>331082674Have a cry wank and come back with a clear head
>0 reports>0 abandons>23 commends>behaviour score only goes up by 300OK
>>331082914>only 23 commendsthats a yikes from me sweaty
>>33108286510k behaviour score feels good. Pretty much 0 ruined games and people actually listen to my calls
>>331082987Hard Rolling Timber
Is 10k meant to be a higher behaviour score?I've just had it since it was first implemented
>>331082557>>331082674I STRONGLY recommend to disable chat completely, unless you are divine and above there's nothing of value to be gained by listening to anything the people in your games have to say
>>33108308210k is redditor tier, 3k is feeder tier and 6k+ is chad tier until about 8k behavior.
I STRONGLY recommend to disable chat completely, unless you are in a TI finals match there's nothing of value to be gained by listening to anything the people in your games have to say.
>>331082674Detransition. HRT is poison and SRS is mutilation. The guy responsible for popularising both procedures was a reknowned, open pedophile groomer who tried to advocate for pedophelia being a valid sexuality. After a botched circumcision, this guy called John Money managed to convince the parents to have their child present as female. He then proceeded to sexually abuse the boy and his brother who also had to undergo transitioning for 'some reason'. They both winded up killing themselves. The doctor responsible wrote papers declaring how successful the whole procedure was and it got adopted as a matter of policy. Thousands more were given this sort of treatment before they found out the reports were falsified. Now you have a trans movement vehement on getting what they want and a precedent for 'treatment' has already been set. You deny them that and they think you're committing hate crimes. You try to educate them and they think they're being trolled.I don't want you to kill yourself, anon. Please reconsider your path.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Money#Controversies
>>331083169Not him but how does your behavior score go down? I pick support and play greed with 0 wards and call people niggers in vc and all chat. I just get commends and rarely any reports. Is it because I win with my greedy pos 3 io?
I still havent got overwatch cases, how do I get them?
>>331083010You know they stop counting after a while right? I've witnessed my commends on my profile go up by like 40-50 in the space of 15 games and yet the report summary would only throw '15 commends' at my face. The read out is wrong. In actual fact I would've recieved more commends.
>>331083267Meant for >>331083110
>>331081717Watch streamsYoutube is just tik tok tier dopamine clips
>>331082674>Fucking HRTAh I seeWanna....you know?
>>331083301if you abandon matches your behavior will go down, if you get too many reports for whatever reason it will also go down.My playstyle consists of me spam taunting and pausing on every kill in order to psychologically rape the enemy teams brains to win the game, this means I get a fucking shit TON of comms reports.I reach 5k behavior score quite a bit but I just pay a behavior score booster and keep winning games.I have went from 500 mmr to 5k mmr doing that strategy, the only problem is I am pretty sure my account is flagged because the minimum amount of time it takes for me to find a game nowadays no matter what my behavior score is 30+ minutes.TLDR
>>331083617>pausingfuck that tilts medoesn't matter what team your on or why your doing itthe moment someone pauses for anything other than a disconnect I'm instantly ready to euthanizeI just want to play the fucking game, stop holding me hostage you fuck
>>331082674Stop taking HRT.
>>331082674'Transgirls' is just a fetish to people and the moment you look old enough they'll lose interest. You are being groomed and abused. You can dress up, have fetishes, play around. Don't make it your whole life. Because one day it'll hit you just how shallow the whole thing is. And by proxy that'll mean your life was shallow. It'll drive you to suicide. This is what happens to over 40% of trans people. Realise this.
>>331083305have high behavior scoreplay ranked matches
>>331079502Void will never be playable againValve is purposefully making "antifun" heros unviable to appeal to casuals.
>>331082896>>331083110>>331083283>>331083608>>331083769>>331083778>falling for obvious bait
>>331083949>frog poster>is retardedyeah checks out
>>331083110Is that what people do here?I've considered it but I'm just worried that it'll make me play worse?Do you just mute after hero select?>>331083949Yeah listen to this anon lmaoI'm baiting you morons even if i'm telling the truth, why tf would someone unironically mention they're on HRT otherwise?
tfw no selemommy gf
>>331083874>we're blizzard now>If we remove the things people like about the game it'll make more people play Kill all of corporate. Soulless leeches
>>331083949Wow really bro? You are such a genius!Thanks for letting me know I didn't catch it immidietly haha :)
>>331084015So you get a bunch of inconvenient truths and rationale thrown in your face and your venting becomes trolling? You're not fooling anyone. I hope you get better. And I mean detransition better. Not mutilate-your-cock-permanently-damage-internal-organs-with-the-wrong-hormones-and-still-look-ugly 'better'.
>>331084142Ok I was being serious but I'm drunk and just lost a close game and I came here to vent cause I cried after getting flamed the entire gameDoes that make you happy to hear?
>>331084254Are you cute?
>>331083949I don't even know what the fuck that's supposed to be>>331084015I mute after rolling for mid
>>331084310>rolling for mid
>>331084254Yes post face please
>>331084310nice lie rolling doesn't work
>>331084254No, Rime. It doesn't. I'd engage with you on your twitch channel about this shit but you just ban anyone who tries to talk with you. Some people just want to help and it may come across as them trying to get a reaction or some shit but it's just tough love. You isolate yourself from all your friends over the years. And replace them with groomers who tell you how great transitioning is. Autism is actually quite prevalent in trans individuals. You're probably mildly autistic and struggle socially and think that this is some sort of cure for all the struggles you've dealt with throughout your life. It's not. It's fine to be autistic, it's fine to wanna dress up and do gay shit. But don't ruin your fucking life chasing a fetish.
Went to /lolg/bt and dabbed on them lole
At what time do big patches usually drop? Gonna change my sleep schedule to wake up right as the patch comes out and play 20 hours in a row. I read it's 10 AM Seattle on R*ddit but I find it hard to believe.
>>331084565Yeah bro they care so much about us haha.
>>331083874>Valve is purposefully making "antifun" heros unviableWhat like unkillable Tman of massive attack speed, unkillable bear of exponential damage, unkillable blue ball of much speed, unkillable tree hopping man, unkillable slut of much evasion, unkillable man of making gold, Sange and Yasha
what games do you guys play other than dota.Also what games are good to play during queue time?
>>331085052Nuclear Throneyugioh with edoproSkyrim modding
It's coming Friday. Dunno why you people think it's gonna be out today.
>>331082750what about fighting games? chess is ok since you only rely on your own skill level. never tried fire emblem.
>>331084630There no set schedule for Valve, but anything between 10 AM - 5PM is the "normal" time for patches.7.28 came out around 2-3 PM Seattle time IIRC.
>>331085203fighting games are low IQ proven by the fanbases of multiple fighting games.
>>331085052This is /d2g/ not /gamesthatarentdota/
>>331084286If I was cute would I be playing dota?>>331084310I played ranked roles sadly...>>331084390NoI'm incredibly ugly and repulsive>>331084540Lol idek who rime is>>331085052Mahjong
>>331085535I spend more time queueing for a fucking game than I actually do playing the game.Might as well call this game queueing 2
>be carry>have hard support Enchantress>enemy 4 pulls the lane >i go to pull the lane back>Enchantress is just sitting there killing the neutral creeps>hide in trees to get exp from creepwave because wave is pushed all the way to their tower>"stack and pull please">neutral camps spawn again>go to aggro a camp to pull the wave>Enchantress aggros the camp and continues killing the neutral creeps>can't pull>go to pull with the big camp>big camp is gone for some reason>hide in trees again because wave is pushed all the way to their tower and if i overextend then im pretty much dead>Enchantress continues to afk farm the neutral camps near lane with her stupid fucking enchanted neutral creep and prevents me from pulling
now that march works on ancients again, could jungle tinker work like it did in 2014?
>>331085595If you are truly disgusting as you say, HRT wont fix anything.Sry but you will never have the genes. Better go twink mode while you still can, after the tits come out its too latebut boy tits are cute for me to idc
Javelin stacking instead of the more "sensible" choice of blink dagger and lotus orb is better at ending the game. Enemy support can't fight if you remove like 70% of their HP in two swash buckles.
>>331085885I've been on HRT for half a decade so yeah I know, thanks for the help though!
>>331085975>I've been on HRT for half a decadeDamn sucks dude.At least you can still game and reach immortal haha!
>>331085595Rime and Rain were both cute dotards so why not
>>331084540Rime really turned into a tranny? WTF, I thought this was a joke or some shit. Is that why he doesn't hang around sing anymore?
why are all of you such fucking faggot losers?I thought league was full of gay trash but here seems even worse.
>>331086161we get to say nigger in dota without getting banned or even reported (if they report you, it's because they're pissed at you, not because you said a no no word)checkmate nigger
>>331086161The entire site is gay faggots pretending to be straight get used to it.
>get hard support because i need more role queue games>sit in lane attacking enemy carry >put some halfassed wards up>tfw slipped under the radar while my teammates blame each other
>>331086161Im not a faggot im straight uwu
what the fuck happened to windrunner? you just need to r click then run circles around someone until they die?
>>331086403>queue for all because I need role queue games>get mid every time>mid is the only role I don't playwhy
I am really for horny posting d2g, I got riled up by the other posters.here is a cute Mireska for my sins.
I want to have sex with a dotard
>>331086330>we get to say nigger in dotaT. literal fucking faggot who is also completely wrongsay that shit to my fucking behavior score retard
am i good now
>>331086535I don't want Mireska I want *him*
>>331086590your behavior is low since ur a stupid faggot who flames everyone, not because you say nigger
realistically how long until "he" comes back
>>331086608>only 6ktheir exists people literally double your mmr
>>331086535 made for my huge black schlong. Post more!
>>331086582I want a dota bf who makes me call him daddy in vc and punishes me if i dont pull and stack for him correctly while hes laning in ranked :3
>>331086590I call the russians nigger subhumans every other game and my score has never dropped below 9.0To their credit, the russians might be subhuman niggers but they at least have thick skin
>>331086723those arent people
I don't want dumb foreplay I just want sex.
>>331086807of course calling white people niggers doesn't offend them fucking retard it's different on us east servers.
Damn, hon got pretty lazy with their heroes after S2 sold the game to garena or some shit
Can you guys like chill with the n-word? What's wrong with some of you all
>>331086979Why would a nigger get upset over getting called a nigger? Calling someone that's not a nigger a nigger should be much more insulting.
why is player avoidance locked behind a $3.99/mo paywall
>>331087013monkey slark hunter
>>331087049it's just edgy kids that think they're "from da hood" or retarded kids because everyone knows niggers dont plsy this game
>forced to first pick because no one else will>countered by 3 of their heroes>"RAPPORT!!!" when I inevitably get countered
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh its friday gaben...............................................................
>>331087640u first pick support u dumb slut
>>331087640Just refuse to pick then last pick alch and say you are playing support and jungle all game besides some defensive ward placements.
what hero do i pick when have this playing 24/7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J8fRPnvhPw
>>331086534>get mid every timeDOUBTwhat server/mmr? that's a fucking anomaly.
>queue dota at 1 AM>NP on the enemy team immediately tps onto our fountain, feeds first blood and abandons>queue again>reconsider>turn off the game for the rest of the night and just go to bed
feed me something leekbros
okay get this, /d2g/.4 sniper, max headshot and shrapnel to harass/contest pullsinsurance midas in case the game goes late and your 1 isn't up to the task
>>331088971new hero anal only
>>331088971>more io nerfs>outpost nerfs>techies nerfs>Void, Invoker, Pudge, Sven, Sniper, alchemist, illusion buffs>map change, making safe lane even safer>new rosh item>meme hammer cost 700 more gold>1 less jungle item per tier>more exp for tdm style players>new hero offers nothing interesting or new and has 0 porn potential>update also brings a new video to freeze your game upon launch>new reddit hyperlink besides the exit button to bring you to the dota2 subredit>more netflix dota 2 original teasers
>>331089392>techies nerfsshit patch desu
>take a giant shit bot lane and win decisively>top feeds to literal retards and cries>writes fantasy novella about how there was "4 top for 15 minutes" which was impossible because there were two enemy heroes bot lane I was bullying the entire time>authors fanfiction about our bot lane feeding which was also impossible because we had 0 deaths>0 - 5 mirana gives up and writes essays in allchat about how it's everyones fault but themUhhhhhhhh dotards?
spectre void buffedbuyback cooldown removedtp costs 165 gold and makes towers invulnerable while tping to themsmoke restock time to 15min, max stock 1 (starts on cooldown)you can build watch towers in the jungle to increase gold yield
>>331089727this is some wc3 mod shitwheres the slot machine i want to gamble
>>331089012people already play sniper like that, they're just smart enough to not buy fucking midas lmao
>>331089690who are you quoting?
>Have 80% winrate with Necrophos>It's been 5 months since I've played the heroBUFF NECROPHOS VALVE
god the supports are fucking abominable
>>331087013>Rocket Barrage>Tree Dance>Shadow Dance>BH>still has attributet bonusEh.Starting to think anything but a new invoker, meepo or other more mechanically over the top feels worth it to be added.
Supports are niggersImagine buying wardsRemove wards from the game cringe mechanic gay
>>331090257we need an engineer hero that can build turrets and shit
Remember to call your support a good girl, they perform better that way.
How do you even decide on items. I play carry and I'm 'yeah i'm going to fucking buy this item because i need to deal damage' and fucking lose like a retard.When I see better players they are "yeah, they have a fucking <hero>, imma buy x to counter it" and win. I try to do that, woops you have no fucking health/damage/etc.
>>331090717>When I see better players they are "yeah, they have a fucking <hero>, imma buy x to counter it" and win.There, you answered your own question.
>>331090717idk, as a carry, i just go for a wave clear item if my hero doesn't have wave clear, then a survivability item, like bkb or linkens or something, usually bkb, then some damage, like if im up against a PA, then always MKB. Medusa? Diffusal. hero with high armor? MKB. hero with low armor? daedelus. then after damage item, i go for another survivability item like if im taking a lot of magic damage, then i'll go for a satanic or skadi, or if im taking a lot of physical damage then i'll go for an assault cuirass or butterfly
>>331090391We have such concept, but after what they've been doing with heroes, I'm not too hopeful.
>>331090717depends on your position and hero, carry should buy items that facilitate him kill enemies, utility disables that counter enemies should be bought by 2/3/4 pos
cringe retards lmao have sex these posts are sexless imagine playing and doing game without sex
>https://youtu.be/r4L_1UBhjhI>new sheepy vidbout fucking time
>>331091149stun, nuke, escape, solo kill ulticefrog is dead and the shareholders want the league audience
>>331091402epic shill bro i tottaly care
>backpacks null talismans and circlets>uses bottle>uses bottle again before the first buff even finishesAre pros retarded?
>>331091693noone does this
>support pudge with quelling blade takes all my last hits>then wonders why I'm feeding down mid
>>331091745yeah they do, retard, I just saw it on Watch tab
>>331091951how is he gonna afford that midas then retard?
>playing ursa into phoenix troll>blind blind blind>fire spirit fire spirit fire spirit>two ranged heroes harrassing me while my support does nothing>change lane/do ancients and get my battlefury>turns out the enemy team is actually completely braindead and my support goes on to get 16-1 because they're an oracle and they can just q + e and effectively steal every kill >thinks he's some sort of hot shit god and disregards any criticism on his passive laninghate to see it
Why are most of the taunts so uninspired?
>>331089867Midas is so dog shit by the time it actually pays for itself it'll have only given you 1000 extra XP and if it goes late like people always say midas is for then you'll more than likely be the same level with or without a midas. Midas doesn't win you fights and it doesn't win you games. The only time it's viable is on cheese like Arc Warden and MAYBE dazzle. Only because its impact isn't totally infinitesimal
>>331092381>>331091951thank god im not 2k mmr like you two
>>331092505unlike the tf2 taunts, they're not actually taunting the enemy they're just haha funni obvious move
>>331092670I'm actually divine 4. Yes, matchmaking is THAT shit.
>1 game before 5k>lose 3 games in a row
>>331092381god I can't wait when oracle gets super hard nerfed next patch the hero is still complete busted.
PSG HEREI rabu picu
>>331092608>>331092676Taunts are just music plus le ebin funny dance. About the only creative taunts are Tiny, Tide, MK and Earth Spirit.
>>331092791gonna red pill you divine is full of account buying niggers who deranked from the immortal accounts they bought. These people literally lose 800 MMR straight and keep playing. By the time they hit the bottom of 5k MMR and it's actually looking like they'll be dipping into 4k their brain is fried and they euthanise on a dime.
>>331092937nah the 3 games were all lost because I played against people with 60% winrate and lvl 40 accounts.
>>331092858Made me realise just how shit nu-troll is honestly. He'd just fates edict him and he'd be disarmed for his entire ult.>BRO JUST BUILD BKB BASHER SNY TO BE A HERO
STOP MAKING FUN OF MIDAS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>331093082the low level accounts are more often than not the boosted players.
>>331093246>pick wraith king>lane then go jungle>phase, midas, radiance queued up>lose game before you actually get in a fight
>>331093138I honestly just think hero like oracle phoniex need to be complete rework like they will never be bad in their current state oracle at lvl 3 can pretty much kill any hero solo if played right.
I can't quit you baby
>>331082056Died when skin gambling died cuz braindead game and no waifus.
>>331093251no, low level accounts are bought or smurfsboosted accounts are high level
>they actually copied LoL and added a mini roshan on the other side of the map
>>331093175hes not here so why are you here?
>>331093415WK loses the game before he fights anyway
why my heard hurts after an intense and long match?
So much soul in this map....
>>331093552I get the technicality but it's a boost either way.
>>331093560Bullshit. That would be a fucking disaster if so
>tfw no quest heronew hero dotardsAdventurergimmick: has no max levelstats: 24+1/24+1/24+10 Base armor24 Base attack Damagemelee (AGI)Q: Experience Strike!Adventurer learns quickly in battle. Strike your quarterstaff with a composite damage (1/3 Physical, 1/3 Magical, 1/3 Pure) blast that deals 100% attack damage + LVL*10. Short CDW: Questing.Select a point on the map. The adventurer will accept the quest with gusto. Adventurer will move 10/20/30/40% faster than normal to that point, and will attack any non-friendly units within 600 range along the path with a BAT of 1.5/1.4/1.3/1.2. Your hero is uncontrollable during a quest. Pressing stop will cancel the quest with no benefit. If the quest is complete, Adventurer will receive a reward. The rewards have a separate inventory compared to the main inventory and consist of a Helmet, Body Armour, Gloves, Boots, and Weapon Slot. The more enemies killed, the more likely it is that the rewards will be better. Typical rewards: Small stat boosts, Autodagon, Tethering rope that drags non-friendly units towards you at a rate of 100 units a second, subabilities like Farming where you grow and harvest food in your own base for temporary buffs, traps that make enemy units lose friction, spells that deal damage based on log(current gold) and cost gold to use. etc. Long CDE: ApprenticeshipIncreases experience gain by 12/24/36/50%, Increase current health/mana by 25%/50%/75%/100% of their maximum values per level up.R: Level up!Instantly levels up. Trumpets go off and a Level Up! sign appears over the Adventurers head when this joyous occasion happens. Long CD.Arcana: Girl AdventurerThere dotards, I've just saved dota.
>sideshop back>sideshop sells tier 1-2 neutral items
>>331093920well you're in for a surprise then
>>331093920It's not that unlikely, every single pro players complains about Dire having Rosh advantage cause they control the Rosh area when they control the enemy triangle, while Radiant gains literally nothing by doing so.
>>331094035Post sauce or bullshit
>>331091402no one cares about the 5k tranny who failed to make past 6k mmr after posting she was going to go pro 4 years ago on reddit
>>331093813>tfw triple pull on radiantkino
>>331094175And yet radiant still wins significantly more games.
>ṉ̸̨̨̢̣͓͙͓̯̰̤͙͕̖̩̹̆̓̽̓͂͊̓̈́͆̈́͛̏͝͝͝͠͝ͅǫ̵̢̨̛̱͍̠̫̼͎͍͕̥͙̝̘͔̻͎̤̦̺̹̪̈͊̀͗́̐̈́̇̒̀͑̐́̽̈́̏̾̕͘ͅs̶̡̛̛̹͇̭̺͖͍͎̤͚͓̝̫̹̻̺͈͙͇̱̝̃̔́̾̎̽̍̿̏̋͛̑̀̓̒̏͑̈́̈́̄̑̚̕͜͝͠ͅp̶̢̛̦̈́͛̀̇̌͆̔͌͂̓͒̉͝͝ȩ̸̡̨̢̯͙̜̺̩̼͇̜̫̗̫͈̱̖̯̟̞͍̣̐̋́́̑̓̑͛͘͜͜͠ͅͅċ̸̞̙̪͙͗̐͛̎͐̆͗͗̍̐̍̓͌̽̈́̉̀̆̑̚ẗ̵͉̞́͊̄r̸̨̧̛̥̥̙̭͎͈̬̼̘͈͓͉̯̦͊̑̏̀̀͊͐̂͗̎̐̍̔̈́̆̒͐̒̄̓̿́̒̈́̂̄̓̕̕͘͠e̷̡̡̛̟͕̞͇̳͔̗͑͑̉͑̑̌̌̐̈́̔̈̂͌̎̉̽̌̓̾̂̚ ̷̧̨̨͎͉̮̬̭̞̣̠̯͉̌́̆̈́̄̑͂̎͐̾̏̏̈͂͘̕͝͝͠ͅa̵̠̞̤̗̭̼̩̫̩͚̜͈̮͎̘͆͑̂̀͑̌͑̀͆̈́͋r̷̨̡͈̤̞̖͍̼̼͔͖̣̜͚̗̿̐͌̓̒̿̄͆̾̒̍̈́̍́͆̽́̀̊̈́͆̎̈́̋̂͘̚̕͜͝ͅc̵̨̨̖̰̫̫̜̹͉͕̱̓a̴̧͇̳̪̬̦̹̙̜̾̾̿͛͑͠n̷̢̡̖͎̺͚̜͔̩̘̟̳̝͎̠̙͕̜͈̗̫͉͎̹̺͆̐͜ͅà̷̛̞̬͍̩͚̰̦̬̗̦̱͕̜̞̦̻̥̙̪̐̇̈̓́̓̔̆͛͐̏͐́̓͆͌̊̀̐̆̎̈́̍̎̈́͐͝͝͠͝ͅ>̴̜̃̌̀̓̈̾̓͑̋͌̉̓̈́̄͗̓̒͆̿̔͂̿̊͗̔͘̕͝n̴̡̡̨͔̙̜̙̟̝̪̝͍͔̪͍̻̫͂̀͆̈́͑̿͑̑͆͂̈́̃́̈́̊̄̒̑͠͝ͅơ̸̡̧̢̢͍̱̱̭̜̖̜̳̟͕̟̗͈͔͈̰̤̤̘̖̪̻̫̝͔̄͒̓̿̐̉̔̀̓̆̆͊̔̓̀̆̈́̓̏̿̂͊͗̏̈͘͜͜͠͝͠ ̷̧̛͎̱͙̥̟̥̥͚̗̍̈́̿̒̒̄͋̽̆͐̕͝ư̶̢̢̨̡̹̟͓̘̺̫̟̭̙̫͈̩͙̣̺̝̳͔̻͇͚͒̃͂͐̑̒̍̎̉̄̑́̋͂̐̉̾͒̀͌̈́̾̿͘̚͘̕̚͜͜͝p̷̨̛̝̮̫̜̟̝̘͉͉̖͓̰̰̘̟̰̣͈͕͇̝̫͚̭̯̳̱̖̀̾̓̐̿̔̌͋̿͐̋̑̍̽̀̀̑̏̊̑͒͊̈͆̚̚͜͠͠͝d̸̨͉̮̝̯̦͇̠̗͍̱̯͙͎̖̤̜̗̀̾̋̉̓̈́̽̀̄͋̕͝ą̴̧̧̨̱̳̣̰͈̗͚̻͙̫͇͉̮͆́́̒̏̿͋ͅţ̷̬̱̭̹͙̜̫̼͍̠́̇̂̉̇̑̋̃̈́̿̉̎̀͛̈́̂́̾̈́̋͗̓̊̕͜͝͝͝ȩ̷̣̪̫̩͕̗͇̣̮̻͍͎̰̼̜̙̭͚̀̉̀͑̎̉̈́̃́͐͒̊̿̓̋̉̂̈́͐̽̄͛͂̚̕̕͜͝͝͠ ̶̥̉̌̀̀̓̃̋͘
Kaden from anime is next hero
>>331093560Based leakbrother. Did you see those Gold changes? Can't wait for another farmfest meta.
>>331094782notheyre adding his sword as an item though
icefrog here sneed
>>331094782I'm actually glad we might be getting another human hero. I just hope Kaden isn't another quippy egotistical sociopath like MK or Pango or Hoodtwink
>hey pick Dragon Knight>which one?!
>>331095335Kaden - The Fallen KnightDavion - The Dragon Knight
>medusa mid>necrophos midThese two heroes is always an autolose on which ever team gets them. I keep seeing this shit when I duo with a guy who's archon. Do these people not have a concept of kiting?
>Wind Waker>removed recipe>self cyclone speed 500viable now?
The new hero is garbage.
>>331095754It's retarded that Necrophos's aura numbers weren't altered a bit thanks to tower aura and how much more base regen heroes get
>>331095768I feel that the problem isn't that Wind Waker is particularly awful right now, but more that the heroes who build Eul's don't really have any interest in upgrading it over buying other items.
>>331091693oh fuck my .2 seconds of efficiencywhatever will I do with that less than 1 right click worth of healthpros, like every dota player, are just impatient zoomers
>buffs whole team
>>331096059>*builds necro 3 around u*Nothin personnel
>>331095775to the surprise of no one
RELEASE THE PATCH NOTES YOU YOUDOUBLE Frog
Can't wait to ban the new hero every game.
Is Hoodwink the only new hero who wasn't straight busted when she came out?
>>331096261she was but it was quickly addressed
>>331096261underlord was pretty average, and void spirit has not gotten a major balance change since he released since hes nicely balanced
Which hero rework are you most excited for? Davion The Brooling Knight looks like he'll be pretty fun
>>331096417I know it's unlikely but I wish undying becomes a viable offlaner since I sometimes try to cheese games with pos 3 undying.
>>331096417core ww gonna be pog
>>331095989Use it to save/grief teammates?
>>331096417i’m so ready for doom to become meta again
>>331084072builf for tbbc
>>331087337If everyone had it finding a match would take forever
>>331084072lmao that manface
>patch leaked>/d2g/ dead silentwhat the fuck? how is no one seething about this meepo rework
>>331097534wtf is this real
windwakeryou cyclone yourself out and reappear at a random location on the map
>>331097534was waiting for thisnot a patch day without itbit early though
>>331097534>tfw permanently banned because i said peruvians are subhuman
>>331097927it's called flicker
>>331097927Not in a random but if it's something like "you can target a spot in a set radius and reappear there". Maybe with a force staff distance radius.
forward without fear my friends
>>331096261hoodwink was super broken when she came out are you retarded?
reminder that next patch will be vlads and rums meta
>>331098259Really? I barely saw anybody playing her. She still kinda still feels underwhelming now.
>>331098063it's not flicker because it's global. also it does the zelda thing where you cyclone out and cyclone in.
>>331098419>hero had like 3 nerfs in like 1 weekyes acorn shot was so broke that nobody could lane against her
>no end of gays hero
>>331098525isn't it just a shitty cask
>>331098729>lower cd>less mana>more damagebut bro the ccit was annoying as fuck. why do dotards always go>isnt x just yno dumb dumb, use your fucking brain. play some spot the difference games
>>331098861Spot the difference between Impale and Earth Spike.
when does the patch usually come out?like is it going to be the thursday->friday night or just friday evening?
>>331093813holy fuck do I NOT miss the dire side rosh pitit was so stupid that you could just essentially TP on it and be there instantly
>>331098861No one cares nerd. >Welcome to Duke University School of Law. Could you tell us why you wish to study law at our school?>hoodwink's acorns do more damage than cask you dumb shit
new hero can can create high ground terrain where ever he wants but only for a short time and in the shape of a square, hes more of a pos 4 enemies on the terrain that gets lifted get knocked up (i hate valves wording...) and stunned for 2/4/6 secsspectre arcana comes with the patch as well
>>331099041who knows, when they feel like tossing it out of the garbage can into your plate
shrines were kino and dotards hate new complex mechanics
>>331099028>unit targeting>ground targeting>one hero has an instant stun set up>one hero has a set up that only works against retards >all stuns are the sameunga bunga dumb booger eater fuck
>>331099191it just meant that different sides had different objectives. t2 mid dire tower was a huge objective. now it's boring and soulless because the map is symmetrical.
>>331099316>shrines were complex
>>331099316just got mad remembering about them from your post
>>331097390dotard cant read
how to fix dota:>increase exp from jungle creeps>increase gold from jungle creeps>remove bounty rune, spawn 2 random power runes in the power rune spots instead>neutral items only go up to tier 3>remove shrines>wards cost 200g for 2>sentries cost 200g for 2>couriers cost 150g, upgrades cost 100g
>>331097390>patch leaked Where
>>331099857how to fix dota:>ban nostalgia fags>ban new players>make my hero good
>>331099879in rain's panties
>>331080601yes, I'm stacking with chill 1/2K shitters like me, we put like 0 efforts and still get constant 60% winrate against tilted turks and russianssolo is hell but party is comfy
>>331099857also remove status resistance, spell lifesteal, and spell amp
>>331099857>Bringing back jungling>destroying supportsBrilliant idea. Instead of punishing passive play you are rewarding them.
>>331099857>remove bounty rune, spawn 2 random power runes in the power rune spots instead>4 gets dd and the lane is overglad you don't make patches.
How do you do stat distribution for morphling during lanes? I just ballpark it by looking at the attack damage of whoever i'm laning against and going slightly higher.
>>331099576Remember when your LC jungler used all her tangos and her Iron Talon was on cd so she used Shrine and you didn't know this at the time so you do some crazy dive against the enemy offlaner because you expect to be able to heal up afterwards but oh wait the LC used it without telling anyone so now the enemy offlaner has the easiest game of his life
what if tombstone had a passive component?>gives a 17% chance that nearby dying units rise as zombies who follow undying and attack his targets>max 1/2/3/4 zombies
>>331100376tomb needs to be less not morei want him to be decay: the hero not tomb: the hero
>jungling lcgood times...i also miss furion jungling, slark cliff jungling, void cliff jungling, doom jungling, lycan jungling, ld jungling, tinker jungling...an entire aspect of the game just gone...
>>331100376>actives should have passives and passives should have activesability bloat is fucking lame
you dotards are going to be soooo disappointed with the new hero
>>331100329i just remember the copium from the devsnah we'll push to 5 minutes that'll fix itdelusional
>>331100470I member when Necro would just stand next to ancient creeps but would hit one every 55 seconds. Shit was so comfy.
>>331100376Zombie's problem is that he doesn't scale at all. If the tombstone zombies had a bash or something he'd scale fine into late game, but he just ends up being a joke once cores get their items.
>>331100376Just make his aghs shard work on creeps so maybe it will be worth buying once every 50 games.
>>331100512*grabs you and shakes you*HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?
>>331081717same with dotabuff """guides"""like wow, another kotl game where his mid and pos3 shit stomped the game what's I'm supposed to learn from thatpic related is page from kotl guides, there's like 12 stomps, 6 close matches and 2 comeback wtf
>>331100580yeah, that was comfy since all you had to do was stack ancients every minute while you watched something on your second monitor
>>331100608>all heroes should scale late gamenu-dotardspower spikes are cringe and unbased, I want to a-move my hero against theirs and see big numberswhy can't I 7 slot as a support. make games last longer, give me more xp and gold
for me it's windranger's bleached butthole
>>331100925This but its a male windranger
>>331100813Crazy power spikes and drop-off would be fine if the game wasn't now Easy Mode Lite where most carries and mids are lvl 20+ at min 20
>>331100442like decay being a projectile attack?
>>331086408>tfw no furry platonic friendwhy live
>>331101087Remember when Adaptive Strike becoming a projectile was meant to be a nerf to Str supp Morph but it ended up buffing him because you could tread switch and have more mana
>sniper will be back >sharpnel will dmg towers>headshot mini bash back>sniper starts with max take aim>take aim removed for agh shards ability>new agh shards ability turns sniper into a mini gun turret increase attack speed by 50% increase hp by 30% but can't move anymoredotards?
>>331100442I want him to be Raise Dead and Plague bomber again.
>>331101528yeah sure, why not give void and sb the ability to use basher passive too?
>>331101528Never gonna happen
>singsing just lost to some /d2g/ autistshould have stuck to fortnite
>>331101087no like him being balanced around spamming it bristle style instead of him being balanced around throwing down tomb and then instantly dying in every fightor they increase the soul rip cap so he can just casually delete zooshit heroes and gape broods webholesomething, anything to make him fun
what mechanics from wc3 has icefrog not used?what about zeppelin hero
>>331101898what about boat heroes?
>>331101898why isn't there something like a worker hero that builds buildings and train units from barracks and shit with the gold he gets?
>>331101898Gryphon Rider Hero when?
>>331101898>flying hero>can transport his team aroundyeah it would be permabanned in pro matches and never picked in pubs
what if you could buy fallen barracks back
>>331102145Batrider can do it already
>>331102178Alchemist picked/banned every game every single time all the time
>>331102178what if i raped your mouth
>team mates make fun of you for buying midas radiance on omniknightit's legit since this nigga can never die
>>331102475>can never die>still 100% uselessjust disconnect then
>>331102610i nail your ass to a cross
>>331102259can batrider do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuugycc71Pw
>can use bloodlust, living armor and frost shield on towers>why cant we use apothic shield or shallow grave on towers mr icefrog?>you just cant okay?!dota sucks
I recentloy got back into dota and was curious about something. A few patches ago, every point of Int gave a little bit of spell amp to make int heroes more viable, how was the meta then? Did the game feel more balanced?
>>331099857>a lot of carries can(and often do) easily jungle after buying just one item>lets make it even stronger to discourage EVER fighting before both carries are full slotted
>>331102850>tfw watching wc3 tft replay>have to manual synchronize the replay with the castermy god those were the times.
>>331103104brooling is cringe and people are getting tired of it, mister snoo
>>331103129tillerman complaining about human was top tier kino
>>331102964>can't sunder towers>can't rupture towersicefrog is a hackfraud
>>331102964The mist of avernus do not believe in building rights.
>>331103245>can't Walrus Kick the ancientUseless shit hack
>>331103226yes, brool is bad so lets go to the other extreme of literally not doing anything for 40 minutes and having the game be decided by a single teamfightthis isn't /lolg/ mate
>>331102964>towers are now considered allied heroes when targeted by spellsgame fixed
>>331103584omg its real
>>331094228wrong sheep retard
>>331103336Imagine trying to take a tower against an Oracle.
has sheepshicked gone pro yet
>>331103973that lil nigga spends too much time here
>>331103973>one shot at an esports career>your dad fucks it all up
when does rain make hot tub stream?
>>331103973>>331104049QRD? who even is this
>>331103973Honestly he could have written "Mentally Ill√" and called it a day
>>331104227>be promising young player>but your dad plays dota>he thinks he can manage you and coach your teams even though he's literally 2k MMR>your dad fucks up all your relationships with the strong SA teams>he even kicks mason from your team because he gets "bad vibes" from masonthat's timadohis dad is like PSG if he had a son
Timado is a Peruvian mid player for Infamous. At the age of 14, Timado was nowhere near the professional scene, having only just then reached 5k MMR. At the age of 16, he qualified for The International with Infamous
>>331083267>get in a party to play against dumb dough tarts in my sub-herald bracket>turn a lost game around by getting captained by what could've been a stealth smurfAlso, the enemy Axe was shit but it was crazy to see this. Maybe I'm new but the expectation is supposed to be that there's nothing of worth people can say on voice chat, right? What happened here?
>>331103973copied this from this russian stream called zxcursed
i wish dota had the same graphic customization as tf2 does so you can have a config that makes everything look like a fucking n64 game
>>331104545I don't think PSG would do that to his child.He told me to not get more people into this game because it's hell according to him.
>>331104838>He told me>according to himyou are bad at samefagging
>>331104838>every pro-player is bad for my son>no one can rival him in skill>he must pay (us) a shit ton of money cause he's Peruvian sumailit literally sounds like PSG
>>331104545what the actual fuckthe fact that people like PSG unironically exist is astonishing to mesure you don't need to be 8k mmr to be knowledgeable and possibly be a coach, but holy shit if you are a 2k shitter just shut the fuck up
>>331101964>Hero that spawns in the river and can't leave it
Wtf is psg?
wait tomorrow is the patch and new hero? i already forgot about it
>>331105141what if the frog adds more water?
One more sleep till new patch
WHAT TIME TOMORROW FOR PATCH???
>>331105005There's a shadow industry of beggars in Peru that makes millions a year, you think this is a PSG-only phenomenon?
Dotards, what about Quelling blade but deal magic damage.
>>331105141>just sail from one side of the river to the next sideKINO
>>331105289No idea senpai
>>331105546>buy quelling blade as a support to cut trees for pulling>forget to pull because i'm too busy babysitting my downy in lane:^)
who are the good guys in Dota 2? are radiant the good guys?
>>331105226Part of new hero's kit is to "flood" certain areas of the map making it part of the river. Like a more retarded broodmother.Think about it dotards...
>>331103973suicide stream soon can’t wait to spam /b/
>>331105695>buy quelling blade to clear woods against a thirsty pudge>core flames my purchase>he gets hooked and first blooded with clear sight anyway
>>331105890KILL YOURSELF FUDGEPACKER
>>331105890>Support! You said support, I came!Carry players are retards, though.
>>331105876Both sides are implied bad guys. They are all being mind controlled by the radiant and dire ancients but just have different ways of expressing their powers,
>>331093578I knew it was one poster, sadder then most of d2g cast of characters.
>>331106086Pudge picking needs to be shamed harder
>>331096381>huge mobility>kill any hero in two spells that also make him impossible to kill>balancedl o l
>>331099857power runes are shit for the game honestlyWOWEE I GOT A HASTE RUNE GUESS I CAN PUNISH PEOPLE '''''OUT OF POSITION'''' NOW>>331100127You buy a fluffy hat and max agi
>>331105876Zet is the only good guy but then he got turned into a bad guy
What about a hero that can build structures around the map like archer towers (not the same as lane towers)?
>>331106574It's just game...
>>331105160our local schizowe have like 2-3 namefags but at least we are not /lolg/ who make unironical tier lists of thread trannies
What Dota 2 needs is both teams are limited to 1 blink dagger per team.And the team chooses hero allowed during strategy phase.You can screencap this.
>>331107229Ah alright, thanks.
>>331107250Half of mobility skills need to have the mobility component removedBlink needs to cost twice as muchAbyssal revertMobility creep makes the game feel bad
>>331105160A top-tier player who is being gangstaked by Valve. He is stuck in an endless cycle of buying boosts only to fall back to sub-Archon MMR because Icefrog sent his account to the shadow realm or something.
>>331107605lmaoo kill yourself psg
>>331107408to add to that, when I say schizo I mean genuine SCHIZOlike getting boosted several times only to fall back down to his 1k schzio. Completely convinced that the whole worlds is out to get him and he was sent into a cursed matchmaking pool that makes him unable to win and its physically impossible for him to increase his behavior score (even though he constantly does shit like breaking his items in base even when he is winning)
>>331107250what if you had to put 2 wards in strategy phase and those would be the only wards you had.
>>331102964>stack CDR on dazzle>can't lose towersWHY CAN'T WE HEAL TOWERS WITH SHADOW WAVE
>>3311079301k and 3k is exactly the same
>>331107250go back to lol you raging homosexual
>>331105695what? i think he was referring to csgo there
>teammates keep pinging that they need x more gold for big item>while they walk around in circles instead of catching the massive sidelane waves>tp as support to soak it up>team immediately initiates and loses a fight>everyone blames mebunga unga, gunga
>>331103973Where's the racist tick?>>331105087Reminder that psg tries to coach people in his shitty little guild and actively turns down advice from 5k players because he 'beat' them in unranked games with archon supports feeding his team 0-20. In the same breath he'll tell you that his teams hold him back. This apparently can't apply to other people.
>>331107897you're retarded he's clearly being sarcastic
>switch to all quick cast>floundering everything>tping right next to myself>warding stupid spots>being unable to smart self cast certain items please tell me it gets better
>>331108212don't be a creep braintping for creepwave is rarely correct unless it's 5v4 and you're tping to your safelaneespecially if you die and don't walk from base it's a sign you're low skill
>>331108212you should literally never tp as 4 or 5.
don't listen to >>331108570 he's probably a 3k shitter fond of the mid mexican standoff bsj said pushing a wave is most of the time better than joining a stupid fight
>>331107439>Half of mobility skills need to have the mobility component removedyes>Blink needs to cost twice as muchno>Abyssal revertyesblink was fine as is, a lot of heroes exist around being able to buy blinkthe upgrades need to go, before it was like>"Well my hero would like blink but buying a 2k gold items that gives 0 stats is pretty meh"like alchemist for example, but now? Lmao dude just buy a swift blink
>>331105160Veteran dota 2 and cs:go player that is hardstuck in Archon because his MMR goes up and down with his mood, and wallet. It's not even a guarantee that a good mood will earn him MMR or a bad mood will lose him either.He often comes here to complain about how Valve uses their best forced 50 agents to prevent him from climbing.The thing is, though, if you see his games, the agents are actually real.
>>331107069I'm talking about a hero that only exist to build structures like barracks, towers etc. They wouldn't go away and would have to be either destroyed or replaced by a new one. >first skill builds archer towers >second build barracks that can spawn units using mana or coins >third build a healing station to heal teammates and yourself >fourth is a hybrid skill that can be used to either fix structures or stun enemies >ult builds a long range, manually controlled cannon that takes a while to recharge>aghs upgrade every structure and allow you to change between having multiple towers or a single, very powerful one>shard increase the maximum amount of towers (maybe from 3 to 4 idk)Guaranteed to be a meme but it would be a fun one.
>>331108861it's funny because you exposed you're barely 4kbeyond embarrassingmaybe don't quote bsj when you barely even understand his materialhe has like content on the exact subject of holding teleports
>>331109239>using gold to spawn unitsUnless they are really good or it has an extra gold per minute passive per each unit he makes, I can't see it working to be honest.
>>331107982funny thing dazzle with arcane blink and octarine has 100% uptime on grave
Man, if I wasn't so insecure about playing cores I could've gotten some free MMR this patch since all of my favorites are OP.Overhead Developer, Phantom Lancer, Troll, Io. If Pangolier was also OP it would be a crazy coincidence.
>>331109239>build a secret Ancient somewhere on the map>drag the game for 3 hours
how do you even see account levelprofiles in this game are a mess
>>331107897>dotard>too autistic to understand sarcasmlike pottery
¡ release the confluence !
i hope the new hero isn't visually disappointing
>>331109471That's why i said mana or coins since I'm not sure which would be the most balanced. Maybe a temporary structure that passively generate coins but have to be built in the jungle or river? >>331109830He wouldn't be able to build map structures like ancients lol. All of his structures would be unique to him.
>>331110281I only hope they'll finally pander to coomers instead of the chinks or zoomers.
>>331109239I concepted out an engineer hero a long time ago, it would take multiple posts to fully show its abilities but I think I nailed it in terms of balance.
>>331110281here's your new hero bro
>>331110281It's gonna be a god damn furry pile of shit.
>>331110528less cute shitnever coomer shitmore actually interesting designsmaking something cute or sexy is the equivalent of lacing your product with cocaine. doesn't matter how good or bad it is, people will still eat it up
>>331109239>>331110663https://pastebin.com/dnuKRLzB Let me know what you autists think
>>331105882is he best friends with aghs slarder?
>>331110741>more actually interesting designsDefine interesting. All of the Dota 2 designs except LC derived from the WC3 units.
>carry has a ''i cant die'' button>becomes metahow do we fix ursa/troll/morphling/pl
>>331111018>all of the oc wc3 based heroes are alright and original>all dota 2 original heroes are either gay shit or chink shit
Why isn't abaddon meta then
>>331111243>carrythink about it
Why some doturds are still booty blasted about neutrals? Broken shit like net got removed and the purposefully broken T5 items are in hyper late game that doesn’t really happen anyway anymore? t.renchie
> revert glyph multishot bullshit> buff safe lane t1 in some way or another> t1 glyph refresh mechanic only active before 15th minute> remove meteor hammer > remove all dogshit items like locket, mageslayer, windwaker> remove blink from abyssal> remove skeletons from wraith king> increase price of all consumable regen> reposition neutral camps further away from the mid lane> roshan now drops an item that prevents any target building from being affected by either glyph or backdoor regen for a number of seconds. one time use. Cycled with aghs and refresher. (can drop from 2nd rosh onward)> remove PL, tinker, broodmother, techies, meepo, alchemist, arc warden, morphling completely> picking pudge or antimage automatically incurs a 300 behavior score penalty
>>331110741they need a main character worthy new hero that they can market the shit out of but they keep releasing gimmicky retard shit that has very little (hoodwink) to no appeal (grimstroke, snapfire)
>>331111384because it's RNG whether you get good shit or bad shit. You're enigma and a quickening charm drops. This is significant.
>>331111018what's pl's "i can't die button"
Here's your new hero, dotards.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxDsmXtvr40
>>331111430>niche unused items should be removeddumbdota is a game about diversity and organic strategyyour a nigger if you want every game to just have the same forced meta shit
More like Skywrath ManletNo Wonder Venge won't put out
>>331111430> picking pudge or antimage automatically incurs a 300 behavior score penaltyIt already does.
how to REALLY fix dota:>t1 towers can't be damaged until minute 10>t2 towers until minute 20>t3 until 30>t4 until 40the reason why brooling happens is because we've gone back to the 2014 push meta. pushing is cancerous for this game and is not appealing to the viewers who want close, tense matches
>>331111591> the pool of items should just grow infinitely dudeEvery new item should come with the deletion of an old item.
>>331111464dont be such a corporate cuckyour best interest isnt the mass market appeal and profit of their productamericans are so fucked in the head
>>331111430i like the idea of Mageslayer but i think they should:>New Mageslayer:>+30% Magic Resistance>+30 Agility>+30 Damage>Passive has been removedor>+40% Magic Resistance>+25 Agility>+25 Damage
>>331111630Holy shit, Bara is even worse.Nice website, dotards.
>>331111743kill yourself, commie faggot.
>>331108570>>331108791>bro just stand around mid instead of getting thousands of gold your team would otherwise missd2gmomento
>pick undying>hero becomes irrelevant after 7 minutes
>>331111720Literally the opposite. It's super easy to snowball into a huge lead but harder than ever to actually break base. The "choke them out and wait 20 minutes for a mistake and 2 cheeses" shit has to go.
>>331111782>wow let’s just make skywrath and Zeus completely obsolete as cores Magic damage cores did NOTHING to deserve thisHey guys new item idea let me know what you think >retard slayer, 3k gold>+40% resistance to physical damage >+20 int>+5 mana regen>enemies hit by your spells do 50% less damage with attacksWhat now icefraud
>>331108560>being unable to smart self cast certain items I think the easiest way to do this is to use the Alt to Selfcast thing.
i'm sick of seeing 2k-3k narrow counter itemswhy would a carry ever build those pieces of shit when they could get a radiance or a daedalus
>>331112820kill yourself burst damage nigger
>>331111819Valve is a small indie dev company pls no bully
>>331112975I know, that’s what I mean by smart self cast. Problem is I cant easily press this while also pressing the b and v keys. It’s just awkward. My other items are 1-4 and those are fine
where are the notes
>>331112820It's better than the 35% magic Damage debuff and the 20% magic Damage resistance If you were Zeus or skywrath, what would you rather be up against? Someone with 40% magic resistance, or be debuffed for 35% and up against someone with 20% resistance
>dazzle's cdr on his ult also works on midasBros...
>>331113368>Patch 7.28d>Death Prophet>Movement speed reduced from 335 to 305>Puck>Reduced armor by 1>Turnrate reduced from 0.8 to 0.6>Other news:>Patch 7.29 delayed until July 1st. We make this hard decision because we wanted to give our new players some more time to settle into the game and making big changes right now wouldn't be wise.
>>331114741and yet its still shitamazing
>>331114741why wouldn't you buy negrobook instead?
Give me one good reason to buy Spectre arcana on market and not just wait for battlepass so I can buy it from the market for less
>buy item off of steam market on another account because my main is trade banned for a month for requesting reactivation of an old abandoned account>15 day trade ban on new buys>15 day trade hold lol what the fuck do people really get scammed this much on steam
>tfw didn't get into d2 alpha >have to keep playing this shit gamedotards...
>>331113487if the carry is hitting you as skywrath or zeus you fucked up and is dead anyway
>>331082462>>331082557>Doesn't play casually with friends and genuinely takes ranked seriouslyOHNONONONONOONONONONONONONO
>>331115548Support the developers
>>331116006not him but all of my friends quit the game because they hate itand not a single one of them was the type to take it serious either, half of them weren't even calibrated
>>331116006all my friends are archon ranked experts that just want to "grind" (50% winrate) mmr
>>331116074>Valve takes 15% off of any steam market transactionI am supporting them
where's the patch tho
Is there anything leaked at all from the patch?
>>331116601here's your patch...>*unzips dick*
>>331081175wasnt pudge meta when fountain hooking was a thing way back when
>>331098559I wish the next hero is an interesting monsterthe last few heroes have been a bit lame in terms of design.
>>331116601Midnight euro time trust the plan
>>331116973no lol. fountain hooking was just a funny gimmick
what does brool mean?
>>331117009>a bit lamethey were total dogshit
>>331081175wasn’t pudge meta when fountain hooking was a thing way back when?
>>331117009how dare you the squirrel is my wife
>>331106360How so? he is banned in 90 percent of my games
>>331117169It was just Navi getting away with doing stupid shit because there wasn't really any competition for them at the time.
>>331117421>tfw got to watch that shit liveat least my life wasn't completely joyless
>>331114929>buying a midas for enemy team instead
>>331117421>It was just Navi getting away with doing stupid shit because there wasn't really any competition for them at the time.They won 100% thanks to the fountain hooking they were actually losing badly that game
>is extremely annoying in the early/mid game>eventually loses cause the hero is a ranged creep in the late gamewhat did Froge of Ice™ mean by this?
were oldschool builds like radiance weaver and bkb first item sf bad in hindsight?
excuse me gentleman please explain this BROOL term?
>>331117291Yeah your wife is well animated and polished but i want some nighstalker/tidehunter/venomancer/weaver etc tier monsterhell ill take a new Demon
>>331117743You're getting a Wolf and you'll like it.
>>331117672ever since 6.82 valve tried to turn the game into hots a hero brawler. Brool the resultant meta
>>331117635no because the alternatives didnt exist or were shitalso bkb rush sf is still good
>>331117635No. The game was completely different back then and you can't really compare the stuff people did back then with the current meta. First item Linkens Medusa has ALWAYS been bad, tho.
>>331117858FUCKAtleast it wont be that waifu bait Marci, fuck reddit.
>>331117909there was something kinda neat about watching old pro dota 1 matches and seeing 2 teams rally behind medusa vs morphling while they both build linkens lol
>>331111874>if you dont worship corporations your a commiemcarthys balls are getting a bit blue, get back to work
>>331117672You don't know what it means to BROOOOOOLLLLL????!!!IM GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON YOULL NEVER FORGET!WHEN YOU PICK YOUR HERO, YOU PICK TUSKAND FROM GAME START, YOU RUN AT THE ENEMY CLOSEST TO YOU AND YOU PUNCH THEMYOU DIE? BUYBACK.WARDS? WHATS THAT?BROOOOOOLLLLLNO TIME TO THINK OR FARM, JUST BRROOOLL
>>331117498how do you manage to feed your necro units that badly??you should stick to your midas if that's the case
>>331118136Also it won't speak, it barks.Like 4 or 5 heroes have responses to it and they don't understand it, treat it like a dog or in Mars' case he tries to bark back to it.
>>331118539>Mars' case he tries to bark back to it.would almost be worth it
>>331118539Where the fuck are you getting this?
>>331119083ee leaked icefrog discord we've been chilling in there
https://discord.gg/fQBK2fYKLF1M we're shit but if you're lonely and want to play come on in.
>>331118539>Other heroes cant understand it>Mars barks backBasedWhy would heroes make a point of not understanding a dog though and not comment in Io's beep boops or phoenix's SQUAAARKS
>have album cover as my steam profile pic>teammate recognizes it>types some lyrics to one of the songs in the album >we win the match>he adds me >we play another two games and win bothyay i made a fren today dotardsi'm scared that he might start acting like a retard if we lose but i'll just unfriend him if that happens
WHAT TIME DO PATCHES USUALLY GET RELEASED?????????WILL IT BE AT MIDNIGHT????
>>331120080lol it's definitely not out for at least 24 more hours
>>331119083The unused responses are on the Wiki and Hoodwink has a line on picking up Gleipnir about another character.If you know a little about Norse myth you know Gleipnir is the binding that holds Fenrir.Put 2 and 2 together and the next hero is most likely Fenrir, a wolf that like Phoenix speaks in animal sounds rather than dialogue.Also some internal strings referencing a "primal_beast" hero were found.If you want to get more conspiracy theory, there's internal references to a Valkyrie hero and unused Mars lines about his feelings towards a hero which might be Valkyrie.Since TI10 is supposed to be in Sweden, the idea is that they wanted to reveal both Fenrir and Valkyrie there since they're Norse themed heroes.
>>331079732How much did you play? Did you only spam warlock for like 100 matches?
>>331120375>100 matchesthat's not nearly enoughi think you need like 300 or more
>its out>its leaked>the patch is here
>>331120327>Since TI10 is supposed to be in Sweden, the idea is that they wanted to reveal both Fenrir and Valkyrie there since they're Norse themed heroes.That makes too much sense, so knowing it's Valve we're talking about it certainly won't happen.
>>331120375I've got 540 Warlock matchesI just had a good winrate with him and just kept playing him as hard support and my winrate maintained at like 60 percent until recently its down to 57 percentThe biweekly hero challenges really help leveling up too
>>331120661really?? OMG I can't wait!!!
GIVE ME THE PAAAATCHeven tho I don't even play
>>331079732gzit's a shame that his best voiceline is the lvl 25 one, the 30 one is just okay
>>331120762I feel like the plan got scuffed with Corona.They pushed out Hoodwink to fill the gap and now they might not want to delay them anymore, which is why Fenrir might be tomorrow.Alternatively, it could be that Puppet Master hero which also has multiple heroes responding to them.
dotards I dont know how to explain thisits not friday
>>331121160it is somewhere on this planet
mi novio, Lluvia, llorando de dolor (anal)...mi novio, Lluvia, orinándose mientras me lo cojo (violentamente)...mi novio, Lluvia, gimiendo de placer (en Alaska)...
wtf is a 4 position supposed to even do? contest pulls?
>>331121287this may be autistic but i thought how great it would be to be to live in an anime world and have an anime gf and fuck like rabbits until like 4am and then sleep until 11am
man this week is gonna by hypenew patch + DPC starting again, all the pro players completely lost and going for dumb builds
>>331121287nya~, it's april 9th sennnnpai
>>331121710if you ever had sex you would know that it's pretty much impossible to have sex for more than an hour without breaks and even then you gotta be on peak physical conditionit's not even your dick that stops working, but you get physically tired
>pos5my carries afk farm in jungle>pick pos1 nagapush their t3 min 20why are 3k people so bad?
>>331121894yeah but it's the anime world
God I fucking hate how valve despite having one of the biggest video games out there can't afford even a tiny fucking bit of clarity and communicationswhy can't they just fucking say "The patch will be released at 10 in the evening of XXX timezone"thats is, thats literally all Im asking for
>>331121894That's not true, I've had plenty of 4+ hour long sessions... Granted, I'm usually the bottom (in Alaska), but it counts!
>>331121724Also, Hoodwink will most likely be added to Captain's Mode so one more reason to watch the DPC.
>>331121729touch fluffy tail
>>331121610your job as a p4 for the first 10 minutes of the game is basically "do whatever your team needs to you to do"your safelane isn't working out too well? Then go there and help themYour midlane is having a hard lane? Go and gank if you can or at least try to help secure a runeYou can reasonably deny farm from enemy carry together with your P3? Great then do that
Gay dotards need to leave
>>331122008>why can't they just fucking say "The patch will be released at 10 in the evening of XXX timezone"Because they don't know the exact time. Valve is still polishing the patch and most likely they'll be working tomorrow too. Since there's no schedules or anything like that in Valve, it's super hard for them to predict when they're ready to say "Okay, this is good enough to be released".
>>331117672>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmjvZUe-BRUhey me brolheroes drop more gold so it's only fairwhy hit those creeps?when we can chase into baseWHAT DO YOU SAY each snowball makes my kills growHELP ME TODAY we can punch every single heromultiple bracers, pussies buy regen, only need a wand, orbs to keep them closeBIG BRAWLERnine ten before night, always on a fight, supports will just die, never touch buildingsBAD BRAWLERblademail for the old days, basher into abyss, then a crystalis, what's a BKBCOOL BRAWLERshrug off tower blast, hitting every guy, ragebuy into fight, an eye for an eyeBEST BRAWLERI BRAWL FOR YOU
>no lewd art of weaver since like 2017>game's been trash since 2017coincidence?
>>331120153HOLY FUCK THEY BUFFED VIPER WTF
>>331120797What's your versatility look like?
>>331117625she is a support
>>331123015I'm versatile, but in all honesty I just say that because I'm ashamed of being a full bottom rubick player.
i don't even remember when i last reported someone cuz i haven't gotten any new reports in like a month
>>331123015It's pretty low, I have a smol hero poolI just spam Heroes, even if I suck with them and have a low winrate or even if they're not metaLike I spam Faceless Void even though he's the lowest winrate carry and I've got like a 48 percent winrate with him, but I feel like I know how to play him pretty well now, so if Valve decides to buff him then I'll be pretty happy and maybe my winrate with him will go upSeems like they don't really touch Warlock too much with the latest patches, besides adding a Shard, which I'm still not too sure how I feel about it, 1400 gold for 20 percent movespeed bonus for 12 seconds for your whole team if you get the aoe Shadow word talentOr you can make creep waves run faster to the enemy base and survive enemy creepwaves
mvp system is a joke
>game crashes right as I accept match>get an abandon noice game volvo
>thanks for your help in making the dota 2 community a friendlier place
>>331124383lol 40% wr zeus wants mvp what a clown
>play dota>call people faggots and niggers>behavior score 3000 and permamuted>boot up tf2>queue on official valve(tm) casual matchmaking servers>already a conversation on whether israel should be wiped off the face of the earth & what slurs to use in place of "tranny" to deal more psychological damage
>>331124692yeah i'm thinking based
dotards... we're losing mmr
>>331124692i'm installing tf2
>>331124692Does TF2 have mmr?
>>331125407it has competetive matchmaking with some weird medal climbing system that i'm not sure how it works but nobody plays that shit because comp tf is retarded
>>331124692>boot up tf2>queue on official valve(tm) casual matchmaking servers>entire enemy team consists of cheating bots
>>331097390>seething about this meepo reworkYou can't bait me. Meepo is already a hollow carcassIt wouldn't make a difference even if they deleted him. They effectively already have
>>331125758i prefer thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZOV28n7Rw
>>331113148>PA isn't burst damage with their 10s cooldown smoke of deceit abyssal jump combos and epic RNG daggers of instagibbing supports
>>331117083you know boomers and zoomers? it became a meme to follow the same format for other things, like calling horny fuckers coomers. this is dota's equivallent. brooling, or brawling, is being extremely active in team fighting the moment everyone has their level 6 and never stopping.
>>331081567She'll be a courier :)
I only came back to dota2 after many years away because of Overwatch and the announcement of banning smurfs. Weeks later, nearly every single game has someone intentionally griefing the ruin it or smurfingPeople obviously aren't getting appropriate consequences when this is happening literally every game at the early AM. If these games are going to Overwatch, and people are selecting them as griefing, the punishment obviously isn't severe enough (a few LP games?) when these accounts should be permanently banned from ranked at the very least. There's no excuse for people who play only because they get enjoyment out of ruining the game for up to 4 other allies.
>>331118182*pop cheap single target spell that isn't impactful*wow nice item niggers>>331119916>making friends from dota pubsnever happens. they always throw a melty and slide off your friends list the moment you start losing games.
>>331125895Jesus, I've never heard a woman so upset over a video game before
>>331124215>the mvp should be the carry every game because they have bigger numbersIt looks at critical points in the game and examines who had the most impact around those pointsso swings in net worth, xp, win %, and who had the most impact on those.
>>331126595I think making a surrender option would help, that way you don't have to waste half an hour or longer in a lost game
>>331124215Gonna give you some advice considering the 2k warriors only wanna talk shit. Disassemble your mana boots for aether lens. Always get a blink or force on Zeus he needs mobility to keep pumping out spells and safely at that. Euls would provide you with a disjoint if you were ruptured and gone on with a blood rite. You could have then upgraded your disassembled brown boots into boots of travel instead of buying another pair of boots. The speed bonus does not stack and only the fastest boots counts.Your neutral item choice is bad and gives you virtually nothing considering you are a nuker. You don't get lifesteal off spell unless it's explicitly spell life steal which you unfortunately do not get from Octarine anymore. Vambrace would've been solid. Would've swapped items with that Bristleback.Keep learning keep improving. Good luck.
>>3311258950.26 to 0.38 is literally how all women sound when they're arguing.
>run down mid>ruin the game for 9 other people>either nothing happens or i get 1 game LPQ>hop on my 20 alts>do the same>same resulthehe
>>331128275i don't even know what the fuck she's sayingthe first time i saw the video it was timestamped at that moment and i thought it was in russian
>>331128374Unless you're doing it at 5k no one cares.
I started playing again recently after not playing for a few years, playing a handful of games in 2018 and before that not since 2016. I've just been playing unranked games and, when I've checked the profiles of the people in my games, have seen that their previous ranks range from high archon to high legend. My MMR peaked at about 4200-4300 in 2016, and I can't find a way to view what it was in 2018 if I calibrated. My unranked games are "normal skill" according to Dotabuff. All my of games before I ceased playing were classed as very high skill.When I start playing ranked again, should I exepct to be placed into normal skill games? Will playing unranked until I hit very high skill matches result in playing in higher MMR ranked matches when I start to calibrate again?
>>331126595Have you considered not being a shitter?10k behav score 4.5k mmr and I've had a guy grief ONCE within my last 100 games, maybe 1 smurf in enemy too
hate farminghate map controlhate split pushinhate battlefuryhate boots of travelhate Magina, the Anti-Mageluv brawlingluv OGluv bracersluv orb of corrosionluv fluffy hatluv Ymir, the Tusksimple as
>>331129920>building bracer instead of stacking fluffy hatsNGMI
>>331130007>tfw no fluffy hat irl
>couldn't go out to buy soda in a day>start getting headachesdotards?
>wake up>no patch
>>331076274no moustachewarlock dagestani confirmed
>drow dies alone>ping everywhere >"GG VOY FEDAR" I can't escape even on fucking TURBO
>>331130337Maybe some kind of caffeine or sugar withdrawal
>>331122685weaver is a nasty fucking insect
Wouldn't it be funny if Valve made this the new hero?Just imagine her summoning those thick, glistening, and meaty tentacles grasp your body and stop you from moving, while she writes magical tattoos all over you and harvest your life force and manaHaha
>be nyx pos 4>buy boots>run around with full mana in lane never pressing stun>never deward lanes2.5k rank NA everyoneyes he was an acc buyer
>>331131984he is real evil genius
>>331125895Cutting her for a what? A twig? A twink?
>>331131870nobody buys accounts at 2k lmao
>>331132556from the team
>>331132763Ah that makes sense
for me its brool
>pick trash heroes who cant brawl early>lose dota 2 in 20 minsdotards will defend this
>>331133331>pick trash heroesyou said it.
when is patch
>dotards doesn't know about valve time
>>331133683in exactly 21 hours
SERIOUS QUESTION: how do i lower my goodboy points without going into LP? 10k behaviour score is cancer
>>331134003the best way was ld bug abuse redditors reported you for cheating in every game.
>>331134003Squee, Spleen and Spoon
>>331134003random first pick for hard support in every game
I hope my boys huskar, Visage, and meepo get buffed next patch.
>>331100512Honestly, they can't disappoint me more than Hoodwink. What a fucking joke.
>>331134541>huskar, Visagesame>meepoI'm surprised he is still in the game.
>>331134541When will Pudge be allowed in the meta? It's been 10 years already.
>>331134541Visage is honestly really good right now. I can't see him getting buffed at all. If He does, it will be the certified Icefrog "+.2 int gain", which is his way of saying "HEY YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS THIS HERO IS GOOD PICK HIM MORE"
Doom buffs yes
insider herewas just inside your mom's pussy
Huskar needs his old passive back
I tested Pudka pos 3/4 dagon rush anons (Well, rush after tranqs and a wand because I was against PA + BB on the same team)Its fucking sick. That period of time where you start to fall off, because you cant insta-gib people with hook dismember anymore, dagon essentially extends it because your combo goes so much further. Also you can interrupt dismember to instantly execute low health targets before they can activate escape skillsI wouldn't usually try to go for it as pos4 but I got fed to shit and decided to test it
>>331108108I'n lol every damn hero can have blink that's the opposite of what i want, they dont even need to pay for it there.
>>331107941Cool, but ward battling is kinda fun tho.
all i care about is riki becoming fucking unplayable, hes the mobility creep critical mass and im fucking sick of him
Insider here, hope you like disney.
I fucking LOVE dota's queue time.
>>331135718or buy vessel you subhuman
>>331134457>>331134290wont work due to overwatch. you can get reported all day long but your score aint dropping until you get punished
>>331136210if this is the new hero I'll an heroim so fucking sick of campo santo disney garbage
>>331135114His aghs is honestly fucking ridiculousInnate stout shield is still pretty shitty but hes fine none the less
>>331137347Explain why you'd pick him mid over Puck and spirits.
>>331128938I'd expect a middle of the road calibration between high and mid unless you absolutely style on the opponents every game
>>331137832Because they're about to get nerfed :^)
>>331136837Vessel damage works better against high health targets when they're at full hp, when you're close enough to use an item during a combo, they're already low from hook into rot/dismember.You're also building health items on pudge which doesnt make sense eitherDont get me wrong, I'd still build it as a supporting pudge to heal allies and counter health regen heroes, but if you want an item to help you combo people to death in early brawls, that aint it. Dagon also scales into later game
>>331136210This is just an alpha Phoenix mod that got scrapped don’t worry guys
>>331136210>>331137168Newfags. This was beta phoenix
>>331100608That is not a problem in the slightest, Undying should continue to scale lategame by Decay aghs + cooldown talent nothing more
>entire enemy team is below lvl 40 accounts with 1 year on steam and no other gamewhy would valve keep these accounts alive whats the reason for this?
>le 45% win rate spell niggerI'd be shocked if he doesn't get any buffs.
>>331101834>aghs shard doesn't upgrade decay anymore>now instead removes unit cap for soul rip, doubles search radius and counts units in fog
>>331121139The "puppet master" lines are just responses for a lifestealer skill they didn't even up using. Read his lore, you will understand. They were going to put it in with his last rework, but it was too clunky to ship.
>>331139331t. russian poorfag probably living in some commie block shithole talking
>>331139447wrong, just someone who has a literal unplayable main account due to it being flagged for toxicity.On average queues take me more than 30+ minutes minimum for my main account.The games are also severely unbalanced and puts a divine player like me with literal 3k mmr players on my team keep in mind while I am playing POSITION 5.I still carry most of my games even as a pos 5 but its not fucking fun meanwhile I can just boot up a smurf for a 5 minute maximum fucking queue time and stomp shitters as safelane or mid.
>>331139783>is toxic faggot>NOOOOOOO DON'T BAN MY SMURFmaybe don't be a subhuman once you fucking nigger.
>>331139073who, invoker? i think he needs the game to leave its current chinkshit brawling phase for him to be more relevant
>>331139783>being flagged for toxicitymaybe stop being a toxic fuck???
honestly if this patch not fucking kills niggerbook I don't know anymore.
I feel like Jugg's Level 20 + Shard + Specter power spike is simply too fucking strong. If you haven't lost the game by that point you're pretty much a god. He just starts shitting out a fuckton of Magic damage from Spin+Maelstrom and also a lot of Physical damage from Swift Slash and Omni.Maybe I'm just a shitter but the hero looks too complete to me, he's great at literally all stages of the game and can solo kill anyone in the late game when he gets a Swift Dagger.
>>331085940no boots? or do you pray for spider legs
It's friday fucking gamburgers where patch
Ok fags so the new hero is (based on unused hero responses)THE MOST LIKELY ONES:Bird samurai / bird hero (Skeleton King, Toy Butcher and Hoodwink, void spirit possibly ogre and wr arcana and am persona)Puppet Master(ogre and wr arcana, mars, qop arcana)Mars' girlfriend (Sekeleton king, Mars)PROBABLY SAVED FOR THE SWEDEN TI:Fenrir (like every new hero and arcana has a line for this dog)Valkyre (likely mars' girlfriend)NOT VERY LIKELY.... a kid? (am persona)... a robot... keen inventor?(hoodwink qop arcana)
>>331086608in 2013 that would be a good MMR
>>331139868>>331140197Cope faggot ass nigger trash, I will keep ruining your games Lol. 2k accounts sell for 10 to 20 dollars.
>>331139314that would be a baller aghs
wow playing against necrolyte is so fun and fair and balanced! i really like playing against this hero because i like seeing the extreme skill and dedication it takes the enemy player to press R!
>>331140350People were memeing about him being power creeped when all dem other carries got big changes/reworks but I knew that one day he will become busted because he has literally everything in his kit. His biggest issue was just fucking dying even with bkb as he also has no mobility, now with agha you don’t even need to engage into the fight and shard let’s him dps while being magic immune.This shit is hardest to balance, generalist heroes so they don’t just take over the game.
>>331141021>bird samuraithis is literally the worst one in your list, and because of that it is probably the most likely to be real. But why not any of the anime characters as heroes?>Kaden (based)>Fymryn>Selemene
>>331141414>this is literally the worst one in your list, and because of that it is probably the most likely to be real. But why not any of the anime characters as heroes?they datamined the name bird_samurai a while back ago, not going to be it's real name of course, but a lot of responses allude to a bird that uses sharp weapons so it makes sensei think it would be kind of cool
>>331141394did you attempt using burst damage, glimmer cape/magres, any number of regen reduction items, or simply walking away because he has 200 ms and no ability to close that gap?
>>331141394my friend... necro is one of the worst heroes in the game right now...
>>331141414> But why not any of the anime characters as heroes?valve probably takes a while to shit out a new hero and they weren't directly involved with the making of the dota 2 anime, I think that an anime hero will be incredibly unlikely, even if the future. see: artifact and underlords heroes not being in the game
>>331141623>generic guy with a sword except he's a bird manfucks sake, this better not be it. i want a hero with actually interesting mechanics.
>>331141021>samuraiWhats the pointJugg already fit the bill
>do like dotards(dota retards) continuously say to push objectives above all>force megas in 37 minutes>k gais now we must wait foh teem to have all bhuybacks before we push trone ok?>excellent idea>brilliant>"what the fuck no go throne">anon what are you talking about>ok we all wait for buybacks>"dude you have aegis we need to push now">start dying one by one >can't win teamfights anymore>game stagnates for thirty fucking minutes of them defending megas and free farming while my retards do the same>lose to six slotted jugg/storm/earthshaker>wtf how did we throwthe trench... it's inescapable. i kneel retards
>>331142132ok rato you already posted this in vg chat
Dota 2 DOT tk/update_thingOMGGGG
Just here to plug the best streamer in NAhttps://www.twitch.tv/bradley_dragon
>>331142332man it's just exhausting. why even queue when every time it's a fucking spic on carry that doesn't know his ass from his head.https://www.opendota.com/matches/5934758497/graphs>39 minutes>10k gold advantage>literally spend the next 10 minutes just fucking afk while their carries farm meanwhile juan literally keeps running around dying>surprised you losehow can people be this detached.
>>331142485>open stream>two americans crying on voice>he's reporting silencer
Any alch spammers here? Am I cucking myself for not going phase and building BoTs instead? I understand why phase is good but I just like having bots. Makes my early game considerably weaker tho
>>331142609Yes he has 7k hours and is 700 MMR
>>331141059I don't play in 2k mmr psg I'm talking about 5k and 6k a rating you will never reach.
>>331142485ive always wondered what this guy does in real life.. like there's no way he's a real functioning human
>>331143218From what ive gathered he has a cripple hand so he collects disability. His family goes to the foodbank on thursdays
>>3311426341k difference in gold doesn't matter to alch
>>331142634watch the jenkins video where he talks about alch is one of his latest videos
>>331142485>>331142609>>331142736LMAO I JUST OPENED HIS STREAM AND HE REPORTED THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM FOR SMURFING AND CLAIMED THEY ARE HACKERSHES FUCKING SAYING THAT THE ENEMY TEAM IS CHEATING CAUSE THEY KILLED HIM IN 2 SECONDS AND HE WAS A CENTAURI'M FUCKING DEAD HOLY SHIT
>>331143354is he missing a hand? that would explain it
>>331142609>open stream>two americans crying on voicePretty sure that's just the US server experience
>>331143502sounds like an average dotard
>>331143502You're welcome. Hours of entertainment and lore>>331143686Nah one just doesnt seem to close or function properly
I told you d2g has been sleeping on Bradley dragon. he is like a PSG turned up to 11
PSG vs Bradley dragon 1v1 mid would be kino
>>331141021>Bird SamuraiJust use warrior/fighter valve.
give me the quick bradley dragon lore rundown
>>331143832Bradley reached Archon without getting boosted so I'm pretty sure he'd win.
why are dotards so schizo compared to any other moba
>>331143973i guess the reception to furry heroes is so high they design the furry from the very beginning
>>331096190this can't be real
>>331142591rato I remember the days you used to mock 'blogposters'. why are you now doing the same? have you realised the pain?
>>331144613it is, they really got a frog to dance like that, crazy right?
>>331108373>Reminder that psg tries to coach people in his shitty little guild and actively turns down advice from 5k players because he 'beat' them in unranked games with archon supports feeding his team 0-20. In the same breath he'll tell you that his teams hold him back. This apparently can't apply to other people.That logic doesn't work. People who are 5k endlessly say "I could carry every game at PSG's mmr from pos5" and such
>>331143973imagine the workshop items in the works
leakbro herethey're getting rid of glaives on silencer as well as int steal and they're giving him a new ability
>>331144184too much micro
>>331144081resident laughing stock of the dota2 discord server. known for complaining about being stuck in guardian or w/e and claiming its impossible to climb and refusing to ever acknowledge his mistakes or take any criticism or advice despite high mmr players spectating his games. Known for accusing the enemy of hacking whenever he dies.
>>331144645He'll start wearing dresses soon
>>331145019so he's a psg clone?
>>331144829capri sun and glock hoodwink...........
"No, trust me, high mmr players really are better, it's just their teammates holding them back when they lose"
>>331145125its like from a superhero comic where they clone the hero but turn all the abilities up into overdrive.
>>331145125Kinda but hes an autistic scaley who streams so his issues are on display for all
>>331145208This is the exact moment Rain fell into depression. You literally ended his dota career, PSG.
>>331144882>removed glaives of wisdom>removed perma int steal mechanic>added glaives of mana>added perma mana steal mechanic
>>331145379>>331145382sounds based, i'm following him
>>331145208"no it's my behavior score and my team's fault that I'm not 5k"
are we getting the update today? :)
>>331145593once again you keep posting that without understanding that it's the best thing i could possibly be doinghow are you that bad :\
>>331145616tomorrow, stop asking
>>331145593>this is your 4 today
>>331145831it's like I'm watching the game being played at slow motion but it's at normal speed somehow
>>331145887>Makes the lane easier for BB while removing one of the most dangerous low level supports in the game>Nothing sacrificed
>>331145593>>331145887this is your 5 for todayplease give him MMR
>>331145208this is what happens when you sit in unranked for 300 games. you regress to the level of a 1k player.
when will euls get nerfed>wind lace>good stats>builds into an item>one of the best actives in the game
>>331146072>psg is so bad he actually skills 2 first on lichimagine being psg
>>331145593>>331145831>>331146072lol is this guy 1k?
*walks back to lane after feeding FB* *feeds*yep that's my support
PSG joins the thread and effortlessly makes it entirely about him, on patch day, with one webm.Based.
>>331146342>literally bots play better than psgKEK
people who expect fymryn or kaden are gonna be so dissapointedbut thank god they'll never make it into the game
>Sven is too strong!>ok, removed what makes him good..>OH NO! now it's unplayable!>BTW Jugg is OP!>ey what about necrocomicon? free wards pls osfrog uwu>dude DP meta is awful, FV offlane now.. that's something you can't get enough of >ok, all is made bad now. Faceless +1 armor, +2 base damage, +1.3 base health regenI hate alch as well but rather see other heroes buffed to deal with them instead of destroying everything
>>331118539>or in Mars' case he tries to bark back to itHah, gotta love this crazy dude
>>331146449what if the new hero is PSG.
>>331146253agi cores don't want it (maybe razor) so it's safe
>>331146535Those two won't be in the gameReminder big daddy PSG is sure that the hero is Rix. If not Rix, it's Kanna (Puppet Master)
>>3311462656k in his head
ok guys can we stop talking about psg and bradleydragon and all of these other retards nobody cares about
>>331146859It seems like it's all these people care about desu
>>331146859let's talk about not nerfing anything and buffing things to deal with them :)
>>331146859people who are so stunningly retarded get too much attention, its the paradox of the lolcow. The only winning move is to not play.
>>331146763every single good mid hero rushes this item there is no way in hell this item isn't getting nerfed
>>331141059I dont play in shit mmr either lmao
>>331146054>>331145769You seem to think you had some invaluable contribution here but let me tell you what you could've done differently.You have shit for attack range. Your position at the start of the webm is awful. Straight up in a position to get gone on by both WK and DW. So you just sit there reluctantly tanking hits for no reason.1:00 comes, you're not blocking the pull camp.1:19 comes, you're not pulling from big camp because you have fucking no hp as a consequence of tanking hits for no reason. You're unironically building a Soul Ring, one of the most dog shit items in the game. No one builds it for a reason. You have no salve, so you can't heal up quickly after your tanking. So no, infact, this was not planned, this is just you getting blown the fuck out of lane and trying to pass it off as 'space'.20s and you walk into bramble.Let me explain something. Bristle doesn't give a fuck about Dark Willow. You getting btfo does nothing. You have support duties and you aren't doing it because you're busy eating shit to dw. You're achieving literally nothing on the lane. When you take trades you're not supposed to just run around like a headless chicken taking the longest path back to your t1 tower imaginable. You're supposed to take favourable trades. If that means punching dw in the cunt and right clicking once and BACKING. That's a FAVOURABLE TRADE. What you're doing at the start of that webm is sitting there taking fucking a dozen hits before you even react and then you just run away because now there's no way you come out net gain and she just blows you out of the lane. You're just getting outplayed hard.
>>331146072>level 1 frost shieldnever ever. always take q and punch niggers in the throat. you should literally be sitting above t1 there and trading with the rubick. cause you just auto win because of move + attack slow on top of the nuke damage. rubick's fade bolt is shit in comparison. used to be really strong but +10 DAMAGE BRO