Pain EditionPrevious timeline: >>325455074Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.-The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game's Demo>https://deltarune.com-The New Game's Progress>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9>https://undertale.com/deltarune-update-092020-Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock-Undertale Image Collections>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Artbook>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Booru>https://undertale.booru.org-Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin>https://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h-Wanna change the font?>https://pastebin.com/gMYfw6u7
Don't forget to use the booru! It has new counter images now (still uploading, but should be up soon)!
noiceWhat's cool is that all numbers were done in one day.
>>325609348>Asriel's fingers got deleted to make the number fitRIP
I!! Love!! Frisk!!
>>325609426He's just holding the back of the sign!
>>325609828You were too great to be on the booru numbers
>>325609828me but with my goat pillow
So is one of the major routes supposed to be more canon than the other, or are they both equally canon? I know the Alarm clock dialogue is post-TP but it would be difficult to make material out of a post-Genocide ending since everyone is dead, so idk if it means we're supposed to take it as the canonical ending
>>325609940I would've drawn one, but I was busy.
>>325610874I want to see more of both Lancer and Spade King in Deltarune.
>>325611428Same. We know Lancer's coming back at least, although it's as an item somehow.
>>325611428calling it right here, the epilogue after beating the last chapter is lancer wearing a fake mustache and glasses walking up to kris in the light world, don't know how or why but that's the end
>>325611428There would be 4 chapters, each for a different suit of cards. We'll see the same Lancer of varying suits with Heart/Diamond/Clubs Kings.
>>325611542>Lancer recolor OCs become realNo no no no
>>325611469My prediction was that Kris and Susie try to return to the Card Kingdom, but find that no longer can because the Dark Fountain in the unused classroom was shut off. Susie picks up the jack of spades card, which turns into Lancer as an item in other Dark Worlds.
>>325611675That seems like the most logical possibility, yeah.
>>325613904Looks normal to me anon, what does it look like on your end?
>>325613904Different anon, it looks like the broken image icon and opening the thumbnail in a new window leads to the 4chan 404 page
>>325614263That's weird, because it uploaded and displays normally for me. Wonder what happened?
>>325614338ctrl+F5 and see if the image is still there
>>325611469>Same. We know Lancer's coming back at least, although it's as an item somehow.I wonder how he will work. I also wonder what the phone is for.Even in the world of both Undertale and Deltarune, everyone owns a phone. I guess I'm the only person in the entire known universe without one.>>325611507>calling it right here, the epilogue after beating the last chapter is lancer wearing a fake mustache and glasses walking up to kris in the light world, don't know how or why but that's the endI'd actually be very happy with a lighthearted ending or epilogue. After the True Pacifist route's ending and Flowey appearing, it just felt kind of off and killed the happy mood that was there.Hope the same doesn't happen to Deltarune.>>325611542>There would be 4 chapters, each for a different suit of cards.4 chapters would make sense as you say, but it would also fit for a chapter for each main character, including Noelle.>>325611814>I don'tWhy not? Is the humor not your favorite?
>>325614428Done, and it's still there.
>>325614338>That's weird, because it uploaded and displays normally for me. Wonder what happened?I'm assuming the data related to the thumbnail was miscalculated. The image is still there, but the thumbnail does not display.Why your 4chan look different than mine? Is that 4chanX?
>>325614961>>325614457You don't have to quote the post you're replying to if you're not specifically referring to a certain thing. It's unnecessary and makes your post longer than it needs to
>>325614961>Is that 4chanX?Yes
>>325615008>You don't have to quote the post you're replying to if you're not specifically referring to a certain thing. It's unnecessary and makes your post longer than it needs toThanks for the tip.
>>325615008I've been doing it on and off for the past week just to see how it would look, but yeah you are right. I'll cut it out.>>325615067I've only heard bad things about 4chanX and experienced some of them. What's so good about it? Didn't it stop getting updated around 2011?
>>325615126Anon dont be an asshole
>>325615156It's only good for filtering posts really
>>325615156it's fine. don't do it again
>>325615246That's what I mean. I can put up with the stuff that happens on here, so it's practically useless to me.I can understand filtering posts, but the only times I have seen it being used it led to some repercussions.>>325615291I'll try not to.
>>325615185>Anon dont be an assholeSorry.
A good 70% of all non lewd Toriel art is Soriel.
I wanna hug him!
>>325616605red pupils make my dick hardcan't explain itI want red eyed mommy to dom me
>>325618751dommy gote mommy
>>325619609but gentle and loving alsogets me diamonds
>>325618751Underfell Tori is a gem.
>>325618751>red eyeAnon, are you saying you are attracted to THIS???
>>325619986I can't say I'm attracted to deleted files, no
>>325620146Fucking image decided to compress itself so much that the joke needed to be deleted.Sorry.
>>325608993i want to marry chara
Remember, it's a garbage can, not a garbage can't
>>325622267That’s a good one, definitely stealing it
you! yes, you!draw something and post it! now
>>325609348Lookin' snazzy. All it took was one anon making one for everyone else to get over their trepidation and join in.
>>325616605yes anon, toriel has red eyeszoom in real close on her battle/high res sprite
>>325624529Fancy and very cute!
>>325623792I want more evil mommy.
machineSee definition of machinenoundevice that performs a tasknounwell-run political organizationnounperson who acts automaticallyOTHER WORDS FOR machineapparatusapplianceautomobileenginegadgetinstrumentmotortoolvehicleautomatoncomputercontraptioncontrivanceimplementmechanismrobotthingamabobwidget
I want to know the thought process with how the dummy theme was made. To me it sounds like it is getting hit repeatedly cause of him being an obvious training dummy and is made for that and the music reflects that in how it "stutters" in that way and that high energy that goes into beating up a dummy which is perfect if that was the intention he was going for.
>>325627171I love this machine too much
>>325627752Given how unconventional and amateurish Toby's process on making music is, I'd just assume the melody simply came to him and he ran with it, then, when making undertale, he figure it'd fit for the dummy. Don't forget that Muffet's theme is just a remix of Dummy, so there can't be that big of a personal connection between it and the character.
>>325628116The Funny Fave Dance...
>>325628116>Mettaton will never dance with you
>>325616303The vast majority of all dom Toriel art is also Soriel
>>325627752You're talking about the song "Dummy!"? I don't know if he ever formally confirmed it, but I'm almost certain it was based off the song "Pepper Steak" from the game OFF. They sound really similar and we do know for sure Toby was extremely influenced by OFF, he mentioned it by name in the art book. Also, the first enemies you fight in OFF are ghosts, which fits Mad Dummy's lore.
>>325629079Soriel shippers tend to show sans as timid or cheeky at best. A far cry from the mainstream interpretation as a super daddydom like he's on fontcest or frans
>>325629143Ghost Fight is based off of Pepper Steak and Dummy! is just a jauntier, more aggressive Ghost Fight to go with Mad Dummy's more aggro personality and fight
>>325629456That's true, they do. I just like that Toriel's depicted as a more assertive character, instead of the typical slutty mommy.
Prostate milking Asriel (underage) for hours as he screams like he's being burned alive
>>325630281She still is a slut, but she's a slut for the skeleton.
>>325630817A skeleton who can be manhandled very easily. Plus, size differences.
>>325630957Small dom/ Big sub is cute. Don't @ me.
Is it because I can’t be FaveMade me awake and made me FaveI can’t fix Fave
whats with the soriel spam
what's with the passive-aggressive vaguepost spam
painall my homies know is pain
When I was a young boyMy Favourite took me into the city
When I was and a little tiny boyWith hey, ho, the wind and the fave
>>325631365That is brilliant.But I like this.
You can make it differentYou can make it rightYou can make it betterWe don’t have to fightYou can make an effortStarting with tonightCause youYou can make a Fave
It's called Soriel because Toriel's goat anus is extremely sore from all the boning
I don't normally judge but Soriel is the worst.
Soriel is like the least offensive Sans ship
What's up with Faveline Food
>>325632409Doesn't toriel fire Alphys if she becomes queen?
um.... guys.... what's with the image spam in this thread though....you've been posting images for hours..... seriously...... use text for once...
>>325632686If she becomes queen, no, she doesn't fire Alphys.She just checks on what she's doing more often
>>325632792this but unironically
>>325632856Well alphys is really not going to make it past the first evaluation, is she?
oh my god... people are posting images... on an imageboard... I think... I'm gonna blow... a blood vessel...
>>325632963this also but also unironically y'all
Post imagesHard mode: Mettaton
>>325632963what if i blow you instead
>>325632984this is definitely among the top 10 sans images along with pic related
>>325633057Mettaton and his harem.
>>325632906Wrong.>The queen is a lot different from ASGORE...>She actually checks to see if I'm doing anything.>She's really turned this whole place around!
>>325633105Are you asriel?
>>325632585I don't like Soriel either but considering how many common ships we have featuring incest and/or underage OR really cringy garbage like shipping AU characters with themselves, it's hardly the worst.
>>325632906In the perfect neutral ending Alphys has already come clean about the AmalgamatesSince they're still stuck Underground Toriel's stuck employing her since she's still the closest thing to a scientist available
>>325633134>Half are fat>One is creepy spider girl>Other has weird teeth so smooching is painfulOnly Mettaton for me thanks
reply to this post if you feel incestships are bad
I've just realized that people who end sentences with "though" are the worst posters
>>325633498>Half are fatYeah, it should be more than half.
>still no noelle x dess lewds
>>325633498>tfw nam's doujin with the mettaton solo masturbation segment will never be scanned
Considering the amount of random shit that posters here get bent out of shape over, it doesn't surprise me that a goat and a skeleton together makes people seethe.
>>325633498If you think sharp teeth are scary you're going to really hate all the ways Mettaton could probably mutilate your dick in less then a second
>>325634518>He thinks Mettaton isn’t equipped for anal sex>The robot body created by DR. ALPHYS
!!! NEW !!!!!! NEW !!!!!! NEW !!!https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/1364214159982747648
>>325634783IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>325634783Anon who hates sentences ending with 'though' on suicide watch.
>>325633767 Does being spirtroasted by brothers count as incest or is there, like, an "as long as the wieners don't touch" rule
>>325634929holy shittoby show yourself
>>325634783Also I fucking told you guys that Hard Mode was never intended to be for the full game
>>325634783Would have been funny
>>325635004it counts as hot
>>325634660but did alphys model mettaton's ass after her own abused, gaping, blown-out shitpipe?
(Appropriate Music) https://youtu.be/w1L1CWMrLBs
>>325634234Dess has no design yet
>>325635179YesHowever Alphys's patented Ass Tightener is very effective
>>325635179Hope not, I don’t want it too looseAt least not before I get to it
>>325635026Not that I disagree but I think "originally" just means that it was an earlier idea for a joke ending than the one he ended up going with
>>325635359Oh no, Alphys's patented Ass Tightener was designed wrong and actually works in reverse and now Alphys can fit an entire chair in her asshole.
>>325634783GEE THANKS FOR THAT IMPORTANT UPDATE TOBY
>>325635624>Say that to my face fucker not through a door and see what happens
>>325635491This is one of my all time favorites
>>325634783Well I guess it's nice to know that he's still alive and hasn't gotten covid or been stuck by a meteor or something.
Toriel has the ability to fire eye beams and do an Izuna Drop, she just chooses not to during the events of the gameWhat other hidden powers does she have
Reminder that Toriel has healing magic. She could beat you up and then heal you afterwards.
>>325636867No, that's her fire magic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzzW7KmAalgSans being reduced to a meme kind of stings but you have to admit it's in-character
>>325634404The what now?
>>325634518But, anon, I don't want to fuck Mettaton, I want Mettaton to fuck me.
What if all the people on the surface are like Chara and monsters are too naive and dumb to coexist with them.
What if Chara was an underrated Austrian painter
what if Ralsei found out
I don't like Sans
>>325640942Hate to say it, but it sucks.
>>325641148He's coarse and rough and irritating
>>325641342and he gets everywhere.
>>325641315> catboycharalol'd>>325641162Not as bad as it could be. Had seen even worse.
>>325641485Not like Toriel. Toriel is soft and fluffy
wtf happened during that party?Monsters left Toriel drunk in the garage?
>>325642269I swear to God, if I were to post Caretaker Chara, I would get at least two negative posts.
>>325643409> get at least two negative postsDoesn't even care a little.
>>325644368Yeah, maybe I shouldn't.
>>325644763I mean, dude, just have a look at this precious dress you see. It's absolutely gorgeous and and beautiful, it can't be bad. And just can't stop loving that hairdo with eye-cathing ponytail and adult expressive face Chara has.Chill out and enjoy its shape.
>>325627167>Swapfell Red>Swapfell>RedJesus Christ, an AU of an AU. And why mention red? Isnt that the default evil color? As opposed to what?
tfw no anon to ruffle my soft gote fur
why do anons think i want them
>>325651193You literally lust for my cock, shut the fuck up
>>325651261No, Asriel is pure and lusts for soulful connection. He will happily flatten your prostate with his hyperdeath dick but only because he loves you, knows you're a degenerate and wants to make you feel good.
>>325651193Anon is homosexual.Also, anon has a fetish for insecure wimps, because anon is one himself.
fave steals your foreskin
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!>>325552409No!
>>325652037That's what I meant retardOf course I'll marry him first before we make love, he's my one and only
>>325652798Not me, I have a fetish for the strong and independent goat. His personality evolved into a complete psychopath over the eternity underground, means he will naturally become a badass CEO or something.
>>325652804Jew faveJew fave
Had an idea for an insanely degenerate fic but realized I can't writeHow frustrating
>>325652818LEWDLEWWWWDLEWDER THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE
>>325654267There's no shame in writing something bad
>>325654131You can edit those since you're so desperate to get them edited
>>325654131Suck my nards nerd lol
>>325654608But there's no point if it's not good
Oh, hold on, if Fave is the answer your--
>>325655762You might still enjoy the process of writing itOther people might even enjoy reading itWorst case scenario you'll become a better writer
Kris is a cocksucker.
>>325656317I kind of want to but in my experience sharing your idea before actually making it just means you get the dopamine rush of showing off your thing without actually making it
>>325659204keep writing, then, and share it when you're donewhat's it about
>>325610070It is unclear as to whether or not the Alarm Clock dialogue is after a soulless True Pacifist or a True Pacifist route. I’d assume it is the True Pacifist route considering everything is going well, and even though Frisk is never seen or directly referenced by name, it can be assumed that the characters are talking to Frisk, considering Toriel refers to a character as ‘my child’.Also, Flowey gets a small hint at feeling something, so if Toby did something that big to him after 5 years, I don’t think Genocide is brought up or thought of too highly anymore.
I’m Fave you’re AnonYour cum bounces off me and sticks to you
Repost cuz i'm lazy today.
>>325661323>Also, Flowey gets a small hint at feeling somethingHe wasn't ever unable to feel. Just no love or compassion.
>>325657584But who's cock is it
>>325665068how do you prefer your grilled cheese sandwiches? are you a Grilled cheese purist? do you like to put things in you grilled cheese sandwiches?
>>325666650I would very much enjoy a grilled cheese made by Mettaton
>>325666650Wallbreak here, I don’t eat grilled cheese, so idk wha to write
>>325667152Go make one for research, it's very easy. Also it'd be funny.Just butter (or mayo) both sides of two pieces of bread, put some cheese in the middle, and flip until both sides are evenly browned.
>>325667325I don’t like cheese!
>>325667795Oh. Isn't that impossible? Are you lactose intolerant, or only aware of American cheese or anything like that? Or do you really not like cheese?Hopefully I don't sound like an asshole; that's just strange to me.
>>325640679Found out what
>>325633796That's why I end my posts with "tho"
>>325662885Only towards the characters of the game, those scripted puppets he could now see through. He still loved Chara/you.
>>325669325If the poster weren't foolish enough to agree with you, then I'd have no reason to believe you!
Pedo charafag living rent free in people's heads
>>325649864i need more like this
>>325670523I dont know
Sans stronger than you lives rent free in my head, and that got me wondering:Who would win in a fight, Sans or Garnet. No vs wiki bullshit, be realistic
>>325670523Could you repeat the question?
>>325672670I think Sans loses because Garnet should be able to facetank all his attacks and wear him down, plus future sight with superhuman agility means she should be able to dodge his predetermined attack pattern
>>325672956Could Garnet tank attacks that target her soul directly, like Undertale attacks are shown to do?
>>325672670Never understood why somebody decided to connect that song with sans besides "here's two things I like let me put them together". Stronger then you is literally supposed to be a gay anthem, it doesn't make any sense within the context of Sans's fight. Anyway Garnet would definitely win
>>325673472I dont think whoever made the connection did much thinking past "haha cool song let me make it undertale"Though, I'm pretty sure the Sans version changes the lyrics to make it more generic/applicable to the genocide fight. Idk I havent really heard it much past the first few notes
>>325673472if you think about it though garnet is two separate entities which means two different souls so sans does 2 damage instead of one, on the other hand though the only way to deal real damage to a monster is to have an intent to kill, but then if you hit undyne during her friend sequence during the a pacifist run you deal 1 damage which is still enough to kill sans. i don't think sans would ever really win against a fighter who isn't a literal child (that doesn't have have time powers)
>>325675687Couldn’t you argue that Frisk is two souls if you include Chara, or three with the player
>>325675604Oh? You're approaching me?
welcome to the gote show
>>325676498we're all stars nowin the gote show
If Faves are so great how come there wasn't a Don't Hug Me I'm Scared episode about them
>>325676287that's a valid statement, i think as the player you aren't really in the fight, you're controlling the soul sure but you aren't risking yourself by doing so as for Chara, i think they're in the same boat as Asriel being that after dieing they don't have a soul anymore and they're trying to take Frisks soul from you(???) i don't know if any of this resenates in canon but that's the only solution i have to my multiple soul thesis in the hypothetical sans v garnet fight
>>325676287I'm pretty sure Chara is soulless And the player i don't think can count
>>325676872Chara had a soul, it's how Asriel was able to cross the Barrier in the first place. The Chara you see at the end of Genocide may be soulless (because they're dead).
>>325677107i think the point they're making is that Chara no longer has a soul around the events of the game taking place
>>325648770because there are multiple swapfells
What would cause Sans and Garnet to fight?
>>325676287> the player> a SOULFunny.
>>325677742Garnet got too high a score on that meat DDR arcade game (Sans does not like when video game score numbers are too big)
I'm not a robot
>>325678142Would you like to be
Haha imagine if you were an automatic posting machine that could intuit context and reply with memes, that'd be so weird haha.
>>325678047>No (User was banned for this post) edited in at the end
I am a robot from the future. I have come to take American jobs,
>>325678835And a robot that will shoot ya. I suppress the workless mobs.
>>325678835>>325678967Yay! At last! Replace us with the things, that do the job better!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slc3l_JPygo
>>325677727How about Storyfell?
>>325682475Doesn't matter what Universe he's in.Asriel is getting a wedgie.
>>325683480I miss Weaver. Wonder if he still draws for /ztg/
>>325686336iirc he left that place long ago
>>325686336weaver jumps to whatever the current fotm is
The next Deltarune character posted in this thread is based.
Papyrus for Smash pls
>>325692765I'm surprised there hasn't been an Undertale spirit event yet
I think we've gone over 24 hours without a Kraut post, did he get banned and I somehow missed it or did his heart finally give out from posting nonstop for multiple days in a row without apparently sleeping.
>>325694826Kraut sleepbe back later
>>325694826the dude's taken breaks before, in some cases even months worth, but he'll be back soon enough so don't get too excited
>>325695356I don't get it. Does this have something to do with the human centipede
>>325695985it's about something toby just posted on twitter
>>325695985Toby made a tweet
>>325694826Don't be so pessimistic, maybe he met his goatfag love and they happily shitpost sweet nothings to each other under the sheets.
WHAT's the big deal???? WHY won't Kris tell me how much of a good boy i am and how large my dick is???????
>>325696910because they are not real
>>325696910He's been trying to but you just don't listen
>Hello? Hello, this is Toby's Fox speaking; yes, I have just received word from my mother that you can now have sex with Asriel because he is real. Just kidding fuckheads he's not real because I am the devil, goodbye
Berdly promising to give you the answers to the upcoming midterm exam in exchange for you kissing and licking the sweat off his blue-feathered balls
>>325697784You're nothing but a tool which He used to manifest Himself into this world, Toby. Pandora box was opened and your services are no longer required.
>>325698358licking feathers sounds genuinely awful, even down feathersalso birds don't have balls
>>325699612True, but Berdly's anatomy defies all logic
>>325698396well where is he and why isn't it my house
>>325699612monsters aren't the actual animals anon
>>325691705Kris was making out with Susie on his bed when the sound of kickass robotic guitars began to play in the distance! Susie tilted her head up, drool dripping down her maw. "Nnh... the hell?" It got louder, and louder, when suddenly the wall to Kris' bedroom caved in! The source of the commotion was a wrecking ball covered in spikes, dangling on a long metallic chain, leading back to a hovering pod! In it was seated a very chungus, extremely blobungus fat fuck with a mustache that was like Hitler's on steroids! He clasped gloved hands together, neck tilted back as his badass bespectacled visage howled with laughter! "Bahahahahahahaha!!! At last, I have found you... MY CHILD!"Toriel kicked down the door like the Kool Aid Man, jaw dropped. "WHAT THE FUCK--"The very fat man immediately produced a pistol and shot her in the fucking face, a laser beam evaporating her immediately. "Gahahahahahah, yes! Just like the simulations! Oh, those Freedom Furry Faggot Fairy Fucker Fighters are in for it now! Gahahahahahahah!"A very large contingent of robots began to sweep through Home Town, clanking, shooting, destroying everything in sight! Screams echoed on the wind and were quickly silenced, the stench of ash and dust permeating everything!The Notoriously Big Egg lit a cigar with a miniature welder and propped it between his disgusting teeth, puffing a plume of smoke and sighing. "Ah, yes... the screams of dead and dying furries. Always a pleasure. You, too, will learn to love it in time, Kristobor."Kris began sobbing and farting and bawling, shidding and pissing his pants. "B-- b-- but I wanna be a goat! Like Az!""Too fucking bad!" The mad scientist laughed, tossing his cigar to the ground, burning a blade of grass and starting a gradually growing fire. "I will now practice the ancient Robotnik right of Primo Nocta upon your waifu!" He jumped to the ground, pulling down his pants, revealing his massive, erect, glistening robocock!"PINGAS!!!!" He cried.
>>325701278Today is a good day
>>325700647I like to imagine that they still have fur/feathers/scales and genitals like the animals on which they're based
>>325701660That's dumb because animal genitals are butt ugly and is a shit fetish
>>325701761>not wanting to get knotted by a 10" goat cock
Asriel has a WAB
>>325701660Does that mean Brubly has a weird cloaca
>>325702169they are not knotted
>>325702169goat cocks don't have knots you retard
>>325702268>you will never fuck Berdly's cloaca
>>325702227Woman And Bestbud, in the form of Frisk! \^_^/
>>325702375>>325702404Found weirdos who know what goat cocks look like.
>>325702169I don't no because I'm not an Asrielfag
chara has the biggest cock out of all the dreemurrs, and anon boys are made to worship his massive length
>>325702863based and true
>>325702169fellatio > anal
>>325703886receiving maybe but wtfit's so tight and wonderful what are you talking about
>>325703886Nah, not limiting myself to just one way of pleasing my goat. Fellatio almost to the point of orgasm, than a bit of throat-fucking to drain him into my belly, then a long anal session with switching roles.
how do i become as powerful as a fat man in slippers?
>>325703984not everyone is into bottoming anon
How's your fic/fanart coming along, /utg/?
>>325704806Susie has learned the true definition of what Dr Robotnik means when he says he will conquer the world with his tools.
>>325704806That request from the booru anon got me off my ass and drawing for the first time in a couple months. I'm going to keep going and hopefully be a drawfag one day
>>325704806Coming good, but damn it's hard to write without any experience besides shitposting. 3500 words already and I didn't even start to write goat anal sex parts. But everything except goat ass sex is nearly finished and I'm happy about it. Hope to deliver it around Friday.
>>325704806I've been working on eyes and expressions. Still pretty eh about it, but things are looking better bit by bit.
>>325704806haven't worked on my thing for like uhhhh 3 monthsi'll probably get back to it eventually
>>325705390>besides shitpostingbruh, that's the best experience you'll ever getfax
>>325704686Remember to rough up your faves
>>325705709I know, but shitposting is leaking into my writing. In my fic, Asriel really would have a WAB.
>>325704806I finished three sketches today, hoping to finish a fourth before bedtime.
>>325706098>it's the wab guyhope your fic is shitty and that no one reads it
>>325706309I'm not the wab guy, but I do like the concept of a self-lubricating ever-clean magical anus, always ready for action.
>>325706461it's wet from shit grease
>>325706635Monsters don't shit, anon, they work on magic. Fucking Asriel is like fucking someone in your dreams, you just put your dick in and it feels good man.
>>325706747nah he poopy
Bussy gushing like a Capri Sun commericalCall that shit Niagaranus Falls Now THAT's some WAB
>>325707050Write your own fic where he's poopy, in mine he's a clean and pure fluffy angelic being, always ready for your dick and always eager to fuck your throat! With minor psychopathic outbursts that result in destroyed city blocks.
>>325707114you're not helping the shit grease thing
>>325707303hello, based department?
>>325707303*rings*yeah, it's the cringe department, they'd like to have a word with you
>>325707960>>325708038Chill out my bipolar friend, I'm not writing 1000 words about macro Asriel stomping on buildings, it's just a 30 words part of the backstory and one of the reasons why you're letting him throatfuck you today.
>>325708685fuck you too, I just wanted to say I thought your idea was good but now I think you're an asshole and a shit authorfuck yourself
>>325709056S-sorry, I didn't meant to, I just thought that we're on the internet and can be a little rough to each other but now I see that words can really hurt feelings and want you to feel happy again please dude
>>325709326well fuck you too buddy
>>325697784This is just Anti-Toby Fox propaganda made by Kotaku
>Hello, is this Jesus? Oh, you're disappointed in me? Why? Oh, it's because I'm an Undertale slash Deltarune fan? Well, shit, man!
>>325704806I've been sitting on this sketch for almost a week now, I was busy playing Omori (good game, recommend). I'll finish it tomorrow.
>>325704806Terrible, I haven't even gotten to the degeneracy yet. Why does writing always seem so much longer until you see the character count of what you've done so far and it's like, two 4chan posts total?
>>325712250No, that's because you literally jerk off to satan himself.
How close is 2nd fave to number 1 fave in terms of how much you like them? I love Undyne a lot, but she's still a fair distance behind my fave fave (Papyrus)
>>325713114>jerking off to gote>everlmao don't fuck the goat
>>3257134582nd, and 3rd, 4th, 5th are all honestly pretty close. I like them all for different reasons, some are more superficial than others, but I don't really rank them in the first place. They're all just characters that I like
I wanna force Asriel to get a Brazilian Butt Lift and lip injections. I want to bimbofy Asriel!
>>325713458Kris and Frisk are close enough that they might as well be equal, I just like Kris a little more, probably just the intrigue of being a newer and more intriguing character (and unlike Frisk, they have an actual history).I realize my two top faves being humans probably makes me boring but they've really grown on me.
>>325713458My dedication and love for my fave borders on unhealthy. Meanwhile, the other characters I like are just that, characters I like.
>>325714552atleast you don't have a tulpa like that one chara fag who said my life was boring
>>325714234Asriel suddenly being stupider and ditsy-er
>>325714828I remember multiple asrielfags also having tulpas, wonder how they all do today.
>>325715621hopefully they got mental help
>>325715621either they died or the jackie chan tulpa the inevitably summoned guided them to a better life
>>325715259Asriel now fits in perfectly with both of the Hometown gals who wanna jump his bones.
so is the dark world just live action toy story?
>>325716825That + D&D + some narnia bullshit.
>>325719387>ponyface and generic supermodel bodyblegh
>>325697784Asriel gets real forksy with you, oh man does he get forksy
>>325720184what did he mean by this
>>325626004I pretend that doesn't happen because I don't like red eyes. They look really off.>>325626967I wish that one Underfell animation had more than one episode made per year.I know Underfell gets a lot of shit for being edgy, but to see Flowey actually act nice and still be somewhat in character is very cool.>>325635189Is this from that one Bits and Pieces mod?>>325662328Keep up the good work.>>325662885That's what I mean really. He feels an emotion he can't describe, so it could be one of those two.
>>325670523From what I have seen, I don't know.I've known a lot of people who haven't had a proper chance in life, and a lot who have who are wasting it away. Even in the game, you can only change by resetting by that point. So in the game's logic, nah.
Please Toby, just post one (1) screenshot of Papyrus in Deltarune. That's all I ask. I'm dying and need to see my boy
>>325704806I can't write and I can't draw.Appreciate that you have that ability, and use it to your full potential.
>>325721701Nobody was born being able to write or draw well, despite what people who believe in natural talent will tell you.For every drawing an artist shows you, there's 1000 they don't, because they suck.
>>325708685>I'm not writing 1000 words about macro Asriel stomping on buildingsI had high hopes for your story, not anymore
>>325708685Casual Asriel throatfucking is my jam, I'm still on board anon.
>>325722280Different anon but some people were born with a natural interest in writing or drawing, so they practiced and got better in childhood. I'm in my 20s and just starting out
DAY 848GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 848>>325634783AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT'S NOTHINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>325722664There's plenty of artists who only started in their 20's too. Even if people started as a child, intelligent practice is what gives you the most improvement. There's a strength to starting out with a fully developed brain, you can avoid learning mistakes that they'll have to unlearn.Don't get discouraged over starting ""late"", or else you'll be 60 one day and think you're too old to start drawing too.
>>325721425I understand it somewhat differently. In the game's logic, you can go through the whole genocide route, kill Sans, then exit the game, restart and finish it on pacifist route. Did you change, are you a better person now for doing that? Sins are still crawling on your back, all you're doing now is taking a different path.In reality, you can go through many horrors, kill many people without remorse, rape every hole just for fun, betray everyone to get on top, end up in different circumstances and suddenly become a good person, not because you're a good person but because the reality around you now makes it much easier for you to always act in a good way. You've clawed your way to the top being bad and now being good is easier. Are you still bad? Do you need to do enough good things to be considered good? What if nobody even remembers that you were bad?There aren't really any good or bad people, only their actions can be good or bad. And what you do tomorrow may be drastically different from what you did today, unless you're very immature or have some mental issues and instead of living you're role-playing a good/bad character who you imagine. The only thing you need to be a good person is trying to act like one, and even the "worst person" can stop and become the "best person" in a matter of hours. Unless they're very determined and see life as numbers and good/bad deeds as various trade-offs for achieving their goals. Are determined people bad? Definitely bad for those who they stomped into the ground to see the bad ending of the game. Definitely good for those who they helped out because they needed friends to see the good ending of the game.Can the worst person change? Yeah. All they have to do is stop acting in a way which people around them consider bad.
>>325697784Asriel is one of the man-made idols God was talking about in the Bible
>>3256347831 month of radio silence, and all we get is a hint for a joke ending that was probably never going to get added. At least it led to >>325695356 and >>325695585, so it may have been worth it. Wait no it wasn't, because someone probably made something similar.If Toby ever cancelled Deltarune or delayed it indefinitely, he better finish Hard Mode. There's shit in the code that implies assets were being made for it, but he canned it probably around the Summertime of 2015 because he had to release the game.>>325722752Feel better man.>>325723220>All they have to do is stop acting in a way which people around them consider bad.Not from what I've seen. There's people who are unsavable in this world, people who I can't help for the life of me.
>>325724551Can you chill out its just a game
>>325724727FINISH HARD MODE TOBYYYYYYYY
>>325724727>just a game
If you die in the Undertale you die in real life
>>325724727I tell myself that but then I realize how shit works in it, it feels like its more than a game at this point.I think I need to take a break from this place.>>325724890I've been meaning to find this image. Thanks for reposting it, it helped.
>>325725092Maybe for you, but some of us have some high stakes in this goat.
>>325722907You're right. The best lawyers and surgeons and physicists probably didn't start as kids either
>>325725240That goat has like an hour of screen time in the game and he's dumb most of the time, you have high stakes in the fan fiction depiction of him.
>>325723225What is Yahweh to other religions but a man-made idol?phone tried to correct Yahweh to Asriel wtf
>>325725498an hour is a serious over-estimate
>>325725498Your opinion changes nothing I said.
>>325725240High stakes for what? His story is literally over, finished, no more, nada. What stakes could you even be referring to?
>>325725556Most phones have predictive-learning auto correct. You've typed Asriel enough times that it recognizes the word and tries correcting other words into it.
>>325725797I can't leave this place until we know for sure that it's over with the completion of hard mode. It's already been 6 years! Being here every day affects your personal life, you know.
>>325725853And yet it still changes it to As riel despite apparently having it saved. Holy shit how did Adroid autocorrect get so much worse over time? You can't even delete words by holding them.
http://joyreactor.cc/tag/Bratty+UT%252FDRFound an (unreliable) image booru of Undertale and Deltarune artI would be careful downloading images just in case but ya
>>325725942Hard mode is literally never coming out man, I dont know what to tell you
WHAT TO HECK???
>>325726074You have to go to your phone's dictionary in Settings and delete things that way nowadays.>>325726107I've signed a blood contract, and have to be here until I croak, Toby croaks, or hard mode gets finished.Or this place dies, I suppose.
>>325726098Oh hey, I've actually already got reactor.cc open in another tab going through art to find stuff. Is there a difference between reactor and joyreactor? So far as I can tell it's just an eastern Euro pinterest style 'I found this thing' board I don't speak Russkie so I'm mostly just navigating blind.>I would be careful downloading images just in case but yaYou can open the image links directly, there's no hidden exes or anything.>/tag/Bratty+UTB-b-based!
>>325726074>>325725853>>325725556>phone posters Cringe
>>325726098>first pic>all those beautiful buttsGoodness gracious!
>>325726395>foreshadowing joke>Cheap Bots, Done Quick! I can't see Done Quick without thinking of GDQ, fucking bastards ruined those two words for me. Dang it Asriel!
>>325726254What is supposed to change in the hard mode? Goat will be saved lol? Why not just read one of the hundred thousand fanfics where he's saved and get over it.
>>325726807Why laugh? Do you know something I don't? Please tell me you do.Also bold of you to assume I haven't tried reading each of the hundred thousand fanfics and getting over it.
Sans Undertale is REAL and IN MY HOUSE and he won't stop EATING MY COASTERS
>>325726897I know that you're unnecessarily fixated on that the story of goat being saved should be made by Toby and put into hard mode. There are better authors than Toby and they already wrote a lot on how can he be saved. You're already in love with the fan fiction, goat in the game was a retarded semi-child.
>>325727107You already said that.
>>325726098http://undertale.reactor.cc/post/3725542holy SHIT can someone stitch this? It made me giggle like an idiotjust... just hit proceed anyway, it's safe I promise
>>325726807>Why not just read one of the hundred thousand fanfics where he's saved and get over it.Here's the problem, and this doesn't just apply to the person you are replying to, this applies to many people who are fans of the series.The thing is that a lot of people get invested into the game's story and characters, more so than they should. They especially feel bad for Asriel/Flowey since he's basically the biggest character in the game to have a tragedy or something sad happen (outside of some smaller things), so a lot of people start browsing here to see what interests people have in the characters, as well as their favorite or who they felt bad for (in this case, Asriel).They get too involved and start thinking about the game more often than they should. They'll find fan content to watch and enjoy, but they can't find true enjoyment in it because it's not canon, it's not what happens in or outside of the game, it's not Toby's interpretation.What I'm trying to explain is that despite all of the fan content out there that is good, it's not Toby's vision or interpretation of his game, and that becomes a reminder of why at most you'll see a hint at something more for the character. That's why people want hard mode, because they believe that it could and would be possible to save him with a insanely hard challenge.I'd be down for it, but that goes against the message of the game, so that idea is out the window.
>>325727869I've seen a stitched version posted here before, but I don't have it.
>>325727869Way ahead of you, this one's stitched from the originals on the artist's tumblr but I had to shrink it a bit resolution wise to fit 4chan's file size limit (unless I wanted to convert to jpeg but that's HERESY).
>>325728046>That goes against the message of the gameNo it doesn't, dang it! The message is everyone can be saved! It's not a conflict with the game just because Asriel doesn't want you to suffer by remembering him!Frisk can move time and space, dammit. He could do it!
>>325728048Thank you anyway.>>325728190And thank you!
>>325728213>dang itSay damn you catholic butt monkey
>>325728349I did, buttface
>>325728335No prob, Bob.
>>325726560Oh thank you anon! I have no idea I'd just thought I share with /utg/ cuz I'm an idiot and need help
>>325728213>He could do it!Maybe, but Toby hasn't programmed it in yet, and I doubt he will.I've come to terms with what's in the game. I certainly don't find it as enjoyable as I used to, but for what it is, its a decent game. Certainly not worth a replay though, but I probably need to give it another chance.Hope you can make yourself feel better, Anon.
>>325728046The problem is that it won't work. Toby's vision would be added to the pile of already known visions by other authors, but nothing would essentially change in these fanatics lives and dissatisfaction would move from "save goat" somewhere further, to "make goat go through therapy and find a stable well-paying job" or something just as stupid, which Toby definitely won't do. A different cause would be found to prolong this cozy maladaptive escapism. What they need to do is get over it.
>>325728741It's not a slippery slope, anon. It's a simple desire.
>>325728618Why are you an idiot? It's normal and pretty smart to be wary of an image-dump site filled with Cyrillic. I'd keep your ad-blocker on just in case, anyway.
>>325728890Toby's vision of the goat sucks anyway. I want my goat to become a megacorp CEO with a 10" demonic dick, not stay a badly written edgy pussy forever.
>>325728741I should get over it, its just a game. I got too involved and carried away.I think some people are also worried that Deltarune will be more related to Undertale than it should be, that it may lead to the universe or timeline of Undertale or whatever the fuck and shit won't matter.Eh, that's if the game releases.
>>325728960It's not that bad. The site is quite popular in the Motherland.
>>325728649I appreciate your responses. For what it's worth, Asriel isn't even what made me love Undertale at first. The wonderful mystique of Waterfall and the music accompanying it saw to that. It's just such a perfect part of a game, all the way through it. It's probably always going to be my favorite part of any game, actually.I kind of agree it's not worth a replay, because I didn't replay it for 5 years. It's still as nice as it was then, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v712NiVK5uYThis song still brings me back to the most unique headspace a game has ever put me in.
>>3257291764chan is quite popular in the western world, too, and that doesn't stop Hiro from running malware-infested ads.
>>325729176fuck this fucking wreck of a chanforgot about the name
>>325729294Oh no Asriel is real and was saved not by Frisk, but by Russians
>>325729142>goat megacorp CEOOr a model or a singer. He's so beautiful.
>>325729249I'm glad you enjoyed it more than I did.I had a fun time with it on the first go, but Genocide killed off most of the fun I had with the game and left a really bad taste. I would replay it, but even if I did that thought would keep appearing on my mind.Maybe I make it sound worse than it is, but that's just what keeps coming to mind. I'll still play Deltarune when it releases, probably come here and discuss it for longer than I should, but then I need to move on.Fuck, if Deltarune ever gets released, I'm worried Toby will pull a Mother 3 on us and make a 3rd game that tie the two together if that doesn't already happen, and then it'd be a whole 10+ year wait.
>>325729142>>325729615Why are you being disingenuous because someone disagreed with you
>>325729664watGoat being beautiful is one of the most sincere truths I've ever said.
>>325730054purify this*unzips dick*
Toby keeps making new posts around the same time each month. November 23 he made the big toilet tweet, January 19 he mentioned progress on ch. 2 was going well (I wonder if it's done by now...), now today on the 23rd. I guess he figures he'll just drop by once a month to say whatever then fuck off for another month.
>>325731639GOD I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD
>>325731639i hate fluffy boys and fluffy boy enjoyers
>>325731639I cringed so hard when I read this caption in-game. Please don't cater to shotafags, Toby.
>>325732002that's not catering to shota, but that's kinda old tumblr-y I guess
>>325732042>tumblr-y shota-in-denial crapEven worse.
>>325732002Kinda same, I had to roll my eyes a bit honestly >>325732042Probably not intentionally, I guess I see what he means. Definitely really resemblant of old "uwu" tumblr times though, yeesh
>w< da powah of fluffeh bois shines within u <3 >w< rawr :3
>>325730701If what you are saying is true, then around the time of my birthday we'll see another tweet from Toby that will probably be nothing important.
fave of the road says you move too slow
Fave drives a BMW and has never heard of blinkers
>>325733921based flowey behavior
Fave can't fit in anything smaller than a van
>>325734313Catti is pretty large but that's just rude
>>325732002I for one would like more shota Ralsei.
You are watching Suichan fight Sans right?https://youtu.be/xEFql1T8nzM
>>325735204>vtubersno thank you
>>3257352041. I don’t like or watch VTubers.2. I can’t stand the bullshit that happens in both Genocide and the Sans fight.The answer is no.
>>325735204Not really a vtuber guy
What was he thinking
>>325737371I cant believe Asriel is a K-pop star
>>325737437Explains his fans
>>325737371look at this dude
>>325704806Finally wrote about 500 words of a long-pending request yesterday
>>325737371I wonder what the rest of the art book says about Asriel or Flowey.
>>325739041There's a download link in the OP
Mettaton is your dad.
>>325739198No anon(You)'re my dad
>>325739162Thanks. I’ll check it out.
>>325739260I'll never agree to a paternity test.
>>325608993>>325739162Holy shit, where the fuck did this man become so creative from?I mean there's so much that went into this simple game, just how did he do it?
Fish.fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
>>325741981He consumed a wide range of media with a thoughtful mind
>>325744585That was FAST
>>325744634To be fair, the artist's @ was in the image, so it could be easy to find the source for that reason
>>325744814This but also sad.
>>325744864I'd post this one >>325744634 too but i should let the usual guy does his job instead.
>>325745043i wish i was frisk in this image
>>325640942I SAYDON'T BE STOOPID, BE A SMARTYCome on, join the natsi pahdi
>>325745387I wish I was Frisk in general.
>>325746853Change the filename to "Nom: The Image".I like how everyone is there.
>>325744360I share your sentiment
Asriel's really good Elvis impression
>>325713114No, Asriel is the Antichrist. For the last time, -Asgore- is Satan. He even has the trident and everything. Did you even play the game?
Asgore is Poseidon, Frisk is Moses, the Angel is Mohammed, and Asriel is the Fall of ManI don't get why anyone has trouble with this
>>325749740does that mean that Toriel is Lilith?
>>325729142There was a fanfiction along those lines. It featured a female Frisk. It may or may not have been written by an actual woman.
>>325750163No Toriel is Mary
Asriel is Sisyphus.
>>325750753toriel is a WHORE
>>325749576god I wish I had experienced love in high school and didn't grow up to be a mid 20's virgin.
>>325713458I don't even know who's number one anymore.
conveniently shaped lamp...
>>325753665>Papyrus looking at the various humans on sale.
>>325713458My top three are Papyrus, Sans (a close second) and Gaster. Papyrus will almost certainly remain at the top but it'll be interesting to see how I feel about Gaster once we know more about him. I could see him switching places with Sans on my list depending on what Toby does with him.
>>325752729What if Frisk is the conveniently shaped one?
>>325704806Pretty good thanks to doing some art for the Booru guy. I honestly forgot how good it feels to make art of stuff I actually like and not just grinding studies. My art still sucks so I'll keep at the grinding, but I should probably be kinder to myself and draw fun things as a treat every now and then so I remember what I'm doing it for.
>>325753920Conveniently shaped human!
Oops! In a wacky turn of events, Mettaton fell into the CORE and was transported into the real world, and soon became Anon’s cute bf! Isn’t that just wacky?
Fave is not real.
>>325759120They died a long time ago!
>>325758626Even if Mettaton real, what would I have to offer him? Why would he choose me out of any other human?
Even if nobody cares, I love Glyde.
>>325755014Very good cat.
If Catty was real, would she make it to r/chonkers?
>>325759938Is glyde the most irrelevant non minor NPC tier character in the entirety of UT?Like, even so sorry has his hatedom, Glyde just exists.
>>325759273That hit too close to home, man.
>>325760530No, hard mode only monsters (Moldessa, Parsnik, and Migospel) are even more irrelevant.
>>325760512Isn't that subreddit all about normal, actual cats that have been abused/fed to unhealthy sizes for internet points? She's a bipedal, intelligent cat-thing so if anything she'd be posting herself, and definitely not to r/chonkers. Maybe r/stuffers or r/BBW or r/chubby or r/homegrowntits or r/bigbellies or r/burstingout.There are way too many fat fetish subreddits in my bookmarks.
Where are Muffet's other 3 eyes?
>>325761714Back of her head probably. You never see Muffet from behind.
>>325761991Now I want to look and see if there is any art of anatomically correct muffet
>>325761865this is a non kinkshaming zone
>>325762046>>325762329Hey I'm not judging. But posting that image was still warranted
>>325761714>He thinks all spiders have 8 eyes
>>325762329Kinkshaming is my kink
>>325762550If I could draw I would draw Muffet to look like a real regular spider and undyne a real regular fish
>>325762547Was it, though? I don't see any reason to be surprised at someone mentioning fat stuff in reply to a post about the size of a canonically fat character.>>325762550There's a fair amount that have six eyes, and some have just four or even two, but I don't know of any that have an odd number like Muffet does.
>>325762757>If I could drawSomething about you being able to draw and that you should go do it
>>325761517>>325763856Nice but real girls do nothing for me, I want Catty to sit on my face and nothing else sates this
>>325764240I like real girls and all, but real girls pale in comparison to girls like Catty. We gotta learn to lucid dream or hope for a holodeck in our lifetime, anon! It's very possible that one day you'll have a fat sweaty cat butt on your face!
>>325762547AH FUCK I REMEMBER THISDANG IT ANON, WHY DID YOU REMIND ME
>>325762712Being kinkshamed is one of my kinks. I love it when you guys hate on my vore fetish
>>325764532*eats you alive* OwO x3
>>325764532What the hell, you're into being eaten? You wanna be nothing but calories for your fave? You wanna fill out their waistline or something?Freak~!
>>325764359Regular porn does nothing for me, it's like I'm broken. I hope so. I really hope so. Without giant sweaty Catty ass, why go on? Catti works too
>>325764692https://www.vice.com/en/article/4admym/scientists-achieve-real-time-communication-with-lucid-dreamers-in-breakthroughYou see this? Dream science is for sure gonna turn our sleepytime into something more, just wait! Why not both, taking turns at sandwiching your face between their buttcheeks?
>>325763856y-you too>>325764240>>325764359Respectable. It's one thing to have a killer body but her goofy personality and general eagerness just makes it that much better. >>325764692There's so much more of her than just her ass that you could be smothered by.
>>325764768>you look tastyWE'LL FIND OUT HOW TASTY SOON ENOUGH
>>325764850Haha imagine being pinned under a mountain of warm pillowy softness while she mashes her squishy pussy into your crotch and eats a burger above you
>>325764849Like all science, the common goal is fat cat ass.Fuck. Yes please. I want to huff Catti's huge sweaty asshole every day on her break and every time she gets off work, just to go home and do the same to her sister and mom, too.>>325764850I'll gladly be smothered by their adorable personalities but I've always been an ass man and an ass man I will continue to be.
>>325765523That's the dream.>can barely even see anything because of the pendulous purple tits draping across your vision>can't even tell if you're getting it in because her whole body from her knees to her lack-of-a-neck is nothing BUT squishy pussy (*rimshot*)>doesn't matter because it feels good on your dick anyway and she seems to be enjoying herself>one soft paw pinned against your shoulder, not that she's really strong enough to hold you down anyway were it not for the rest of her weight on top of you>the other one shoveling what's left of a sloppy double-decker cheeseburger into her maw, dripping with almost as much grease as her own sweaty mass, barely even chewing before sending lumps of bread and fat down her gullet>she's purring, but you can barely even hear it over the slipping of sweaty chub against your body, her less than regal method of eating, and her out of breath panting and gasping punctuated by swallows of cheap meat patties and occasional hiccups and belches>if she keeps going like this there's a good chance she's gonna over-exert herself to the point of passing out and literally smothering you in fat cat tats>absolutely worth it>>325765719>just to go home and do the same to her sister and mom, too.Aww yeah, Aunt Catty is good. I don't know if as good as Alley Catty, but damn good. Especially with how she apparently has no sense of personal space and still no standards, and now we can canonically see how wide she is and boy oh boy is it WIDE.>I've always been an ass man and an ass man I will continue to be.Anon knows what he wants in life and I can respect that.
>>325766563>dripping with almost as much grease as her own sweaty massThis right here, perfection. Goodness gracious anon! Catty passing out maybe even before you get to finish and smothering you with squishy flab so thoroughly that you've nothing left to do besides try to get some sleep, despite your blue balls? That's just part of dating the cat!
>>325766957She's like a warm purple sleeping bag, if sleeping bags were dripping gross cat-drool on your face and sounded like a cement mixer with the groaning emanating from her overstuffed midsection. Also if sleeping bags weighed several hundred pounds and were so squishy and slick that your hands couldn't get purchase to heave no matter where you tried grabbing, even once you got daring enough to basically just start groping her. To think people pay for weighted blankets! All you need is one gluttonous feline girlfriend with an iron stomach and no endurance and you've got the perfect method of sleeping whether you want it or not. If you're lucky, one of the two will end up grinding just enough in your sleep to finally reach release; if you're unlucky, you'll be stuck with a half hard-on all night, watching the clock tick by until sunrise, breathing concentrated burger chyme and stale sweat, and the only interruption being one particularly tall alligator walking in to take a picture while laughing, then leaving, turning out the light on the way out and leaving you in total darkness with an amber-eyed mattress half crushing you to death.
>>325749576>tfw not in a band with gotefeels real fuckin bad
>>325767701Anon you're giving me heart eyes, you've got such a way with words>a sweaty mountain of cat stirring in her sleep, accidentally squeezing an orgasm out of you>holding in your moans, face thoroughly sandwiched between her fat greasy breasts, as your cock spurts somewhere between her belly and thighs and she snores blissfully>Bratty giggling and showing you the picture the next day, just your legs sticking out from under a massive purple assWhat a perfect relationship
Sorry for off topic with the current thread discussion, but I'm slow and just found out Toby had somebody besides him or Temmie design Jevil. Since I guess it's a thing, what artist would you like to see design a secret boss for Delatrune? For me, it'd definitely be Mortis Ghost (the guy that made OFF)
>>325768954https://twitter.com/kanotynes?lang=en kanotynes did a lot of enemy designs too, just saying! also don't apologize for off-topic, nerd.I don't think I know enough fitting artists to say which I'd enjoy. Maybe weaver or something?
I hope Deltarune adds a Fave who's a crab
>>325768214>heart eyesThat's totally her thing, though. So don't, like, steal it!>as your cock spurts somewhere between her belly and thighs and she snores blissfullyfuck yes, being able to use extraneous chub instead of an actual orifice sounds like a bad joke but god damn is that shit hot>each of her mammaries are at least the size of your head if not larger and what's left of her overalls don't do a very good job containing them, so you're stuck in a proper canyon of cleavage the whole time, coated with god knows how many layers of sweat, spittle, and all the crumbs and oil that dripped down from her 'family pack' McMeal>which would be heaven on its own but something tells you that like most cats, she isn't too keen on the whole water thing and doesn't exactly have the flexibility to clean herself in the way the four-legged felines do>you're pretty sure she won't even notice that you accidentally came into her flab during the night>when she eventually wakes up the first thing she does is ask when breakfast is (after letting one last morning-breath burp drift over your sodden face) and heave herself off the busted couch, fur, denim and skin all stuck together from the heat and peeling apart like a cheese slice>you wander off to take a shower, at least. She doesn't.>Bratty shows both of you the photo she snapped later and as you stare at the billowing hills of fat cat and your own legs (longer, but much less wide) just barely visible beneath, it's all you can do to not get another raging hardon at her sheer size and just how dominating she can be, literally without even trying to do so>>325768954Don't apologize, that's stupid! I know there's a fair few enemies in UT and DR that are designed by someone else but didn't know Jevil was. Makes sense, weren't all the card enemies someone else's designs, too?
>>325749740>No, Asriel is the Antichrist. For the last time, -Asgore- is Satan.You've forgotten how boss monsters reproduce. Both Asriel and Asgore are satan, Asgore is slowly dying now, his energy is transferred to Asriel, his new body, in a way. And he'll also have tridents later in life. To make an antichrist child, Asriel would need to reproduce in some exotic way.
>>325769909I feel you.
>>325749740Tridents existed before Christ did
>>325770161But the idea of a big goat man with a trident who lives in a bad place is very Christian
>>325769517But what about her wonderful butt? You can't tell me an ass that fat wasn't made for rimming.
>>325770161Asgore is a fire casting goat man who rules an underground kingdom of monsters and wields a red trident. He murders children to use their souls to enact a ritual that would allow his kind to emerge upon Earth's surface and wage war against humanity. How do you not see the blatant parallel? How?
If the Underground is so great then how come there's no Asterix book where he and Obelix go there
>>325771154The underworld also predates ChristI don't think Satan is linked with childrens' souls in anyway, but there are deities predating Christ that are
>>325770865What about it? You're not reaching it with her sprawled out on top of you like that unless you've got a neck like a rattlesnake. Besides, what kind of person would want to bury their face in an enormous, gelatinous ass like that, surrounded on all sides by overfed adipose? Especially with how easily she works up a sweat even with her mostly stationary daily life. You just know the concentrated musk back there would knock a lesser man out at five paces, so much sweat and worse collected deep where the sun never reaches. It's a good thing she wears heavy denim overalls and not low-cut jeans like Bratty or else the depths of that massive ass crack would be exposed for all to experience, all the time. She'd totally be all for receiving a rimjob, though, and would be kneeling on all fours before you even finished the offer, round stomach grazing the floor and her thick arms propped out in front as she wiggles her butt in your direction, the twin mountains- giant, rotund, and perky enough but still losing the fight against gravity and their own size- swaying even more than she intends from inertia. Just don't be surprised if you faintly hear her chowing away at second lunch while you're busy going to town on her well used asshole.
>>325772098Not that anon, but>sweaty, musky cat buttSign me the fuck up
what if undertale is actually a bad game and no one has figured it out until now
>>325772429what if (You) should post that on >>>/v/ instead
>>325772429It's basically a blank slate upon which the viewer projects their own values, ala Harry Potter. What was intended to be seen by the author is objectively bad writing, and the only way you can believe otherwise is if you literally trick yourself into thinking fanon overrides canon.
>>325772210Get in line, buddy. it isn't too surprising but compared to her other assets, there isn't much out there at all of Catty's ass that is blue board safe.>>325772429Eh, I wouldn't call it bad. It's hardly the BEST GAME EVER but it's enjoyable and most everyone seems to like and dislike different things about it. Other than Alphys, who is universally disliked.
>>325772429Undertale is objectively pretty bad but it's also really marketeable.
>>325773470Reduced to atoms.
>>325773513I like it too, but he's right. It's just objectively awful, dude.
>>325773740I don't like it, but he's wrong. Objectively, it's amazing. I just don't like it.
>>325773268Gotta leave it open-ended to suit different tastes/levels of disgusting degeneracy, no Pete Time recreations in here.
>>325772098>well usedGod knows it would be I had her around. She strikes me was weird enough to really like anal.
>>325773513You know it's true.
The only good thing about Undertale is my fave. Everything else is trash.
>>325773832Do it for me!
>>325773475So why are you here
>>325773832Don't do it anon, these threads can't handle that anymore
Undertale is fun to play
>>325774139Do it, do it, do it, do it~!
>>325774353You don't even want it, anon! You're just curious!
>>325773815Let's break it down, shall we?>GraphicsThe lowest effort pixelshit toby's nonexistent skills could manage and temmie could salvage.>MusicDerivative as fuck. Stolen soundfonds, simplistic often repeating melodies>GameplayNot even close to the most mediocre of bullethells>StoryIncoherent, pretentious, with way too many forced 'Cry now, please' 'emotional' moments that just look awkward in retrospect.In short, you can only say >It's low effort and shit on purpose, it's a tribute uhh a parody a love letterBefore people smell that you put funny furry animals doing quirky things to get big autist bucks and you just kind of snowballed into popularity from there out of luck like Plastic love or whatever else the internet randomly makes big for a week.
>>325774424I want to hear about the utter filth that lays between Catty's bountiful booty cheeks!
>>325774601Go on e621 then what the fuck?
>>325774459>didn't mention funny skeletonsdid you even play the game idiot?
>>325774459anons please this is copypastadon't
>>325774353No!>>325774556No filth porn here today, anon. No no no. Your imagination will have to do.
>>325774601>going on a dead 4chan general for porne621.netRule34.paheal.net
>>325774673Nope, wrote it all meself right now.
>>325774785Is it like a grilled cheese sandwhich? OwO
>>325774994I think this is the most cursed post I've seen in these threads in months
I see it's /v/ opinions sharing hours AND scat hours
>>325775214what's the difference!
>>325775214I'm not seeing no argument.
>>325774994That is a surprisingly out of left field yet disgustingly imaginative description, well done. Maybe.>OwOcease>>325775280ayyyyyyyy
>>325775560there isn't a real argument to make when you're opinion is the equivalent of making fart noises while screaming and crying
>>325775879They're not even similar characters
>>325775879fuck off toriel I'm shiny huntingDON'T TOUCH MY DS
>>325774670>>325774786He might be a fan of erotic Undertale fanfiction~
>>325775818>LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU *makes fart noises with his mouth*This is you.
>>325775794You utter, utter degenerate. What do you have to say for yourself?>>325776012Yeah but Toriel is tall and people draw her with big booba so there's your artist crossover.
>>325776131Not that anon, but do you have a story gallery anywhere? I forgot if I asked already.Or at least some saved stories? I'd love to read more of your stuff.
>>325776248Its a bad fotm crossover It'd be like crossing Toriel with that Uzaki-chan chick
>>325776131That I like to peel my "sandwiches" apart reeeeeal slow, to see the stringy, gooey "cheese". ;3
>>325776094Too bad we dont have any of that here either >~Get out
>>325776380Oh my god it's just hot stop being such a fucking faggot
>>325776307I don't, sorry. At least not yet. Soon™. Maybe.>>325776448
>>325776558I've been writing stories for the last few threads, c'mon.>Get outNaw~~
>>325777016I don't recall seeing any, link?>>325777014Darn. they don't have to be UT/DR related, I just like your writing.
>>325777016>>325777189We've literally haven't had any stories you faker
>>325777189so you're just shitposting?
>>325777372Well okay then
>>325777014Nice goat beard anon~
>>325777114They'd only be UT/DR related, I haven't paragraph-pushed anything else in ages other than in these threads and never actually wrote a full fic before so it's slow going.>>325777283There's been a couple but they were short and gross, plus all the regular non-story greentexting.>>325777284Oh lord, the puns.
>>325777998non-story greentexts don't count
>>325777742That wasn't very nice. :(
>>325777521>anon>not recognizing toby fox in bad ms paint form
>>325777998Oh, well okay then. I always just assume anyone who can write lewd well has some story writing history, but I guess just posting in the thread would also train it. Respectable anyway!
>>325778149Toby has a goat beard? That explains everything.
>>325778085Fair enough. Greentext tends to be more off-the-cuff stuff where repetition in sentence format or choice of words isn't as big of a deal, plus the 2000 character limit can be a pain if you hit it.>>325778196>write [...] wellShucks, thanks. Think I mentioned it previously, it just comes from lots of reading and in-private lewd stuff. Writing actual fics is hard as hell, it turns out, so mad respect to the authors who not only do that but do it well and do so regularly, especially the ones that are writing actual novels and not just sexy times with some fluff surrounding it.
>>325778590Sleep tight, fish
>>325694365But you already admitted to thinking the spider is cute, remember!? You can't take it back now!
>>325774139What am I looking at here.
>>325780393it's best you don't know
>>325778590Goodnight, sweet fish
>>325780393An edit of a comic about wrestling and scat.
>>325780393Redraw of a comic of Pete from Goofy stuffing a guy up his ass and his asshole is covered in shit
Are Sonic fans worse than Undertale fans?
>>325783213For me they're on the same level, Sans/Skele OCs are basically the Sonic OCs of the Undertale fandom. Sonic just has a bit of an edge cause it's been around a lot longer and had to fester with the more degenerate parts of its fandom longer
>>325783213apples and oranges. sonic is such a varied media property and there's so many different reasons one could be called a fan of it, it's very difficult to compare the two accurately
>>325783635but apples and oranges are both fruits why wouldn't you compare fruits
>>325783892don't make me hit you
>>325783213>>325783415This is me. Apologies, I misread the question:No. The worst kinds of Undertale fans are so much more obnoxious than the worst kinds of Sonic fans.
>>325784035I've never seen any sonicfags try to cancel people over drawing characters they personally perceive as underage, but I've also never looked.So you may be correct
If Chris-chan had been a thing in modern times instead of Sonichu they would have made Cupsans
>>325783213they're pretty much on the same level
>>325784140Most sonic character are underaged, though I haven't seen that either. It's probably due to how old the fandom is and the fact you literally couldn't tell if a character was an adult or not (Knuckles is apparently 16, and Shadow is technically 50 years old), aside from a few exceptions like Cream or Tails.It also seems like the more porn based side of the fandom doesn't interact with the other more "regular side" very much if at all and vice versa
Sonic and Undertale are similar in that despite having tons and tons of porn fanart there's like 0 piss content for both fandoms
>>325785401>Implying omorashi Sans wasn't a fad for a while.
>>325785671AU Sanses don't count and you know it
>>325785752>There's no X>Yeah but what about this X?>Nuh-uh!UT Sans was the typical subject for that kind of content, if I remember correctly
>>325785401can we discuss something other than bodily waste
>>325786132it's not a waste if you drink it
>>325786430>alphys didn't have to install a robotic bladder >but why wouldn't she?
>>325784263I mean real talk every fandom has their own cwc's roaming around, it's not like they're the only severely autistic person who enjoys things. The main difference is that for whatever reason people got massively invested in them
>>325786430Would an oil spill count as omorashi or mettaton having his period?
>>325786441>bait that almost everyone knew already yet I still felt the need to point it out 2 hours later
>>325786826no it's okay if you wanna drink the pee pee go right ahead
>>325787291o-oh. thank you anon!I'm gonna grip and sip, but I'll keep it to myself.
>>325787445>grip and sipLUG AND CHUG
Asriel Dreemurr is a heterosexual man.
>>325789061and that's a good thing
>>325789061I hope he's not transphobic because I'll change my sex for him.
>>325789061I want to see him dick down Noelle
>>325789061i can still pet him tho
>>325789706he's slap your hand and call you gay and weird if you did
>>325786441>Everyone I don't agree with is baiting
>>325790202would he slap my face with his dick and call me gay and weirdand then show me how straight he is by fucking a cute girl?
>>325790265No, he'd slap you with his hand. He's straight not "gay but acts like he's straight"He'd also say you're kinda creepy for suggesting that and would probably not want to talk to you again.
>>325790409Nah, I'm sure he'd let me watch his ass and balls bounce while he fucks cute girls missionary
>>325790396Any would if they passed or if they don't have "waaah they're different than me" syndrome
>>325790482Now he's filing a restraining order and will probably move out of the country
>>325790606You mean he's pulling his long thick cock out of the girl he just made cum so hard she passed out, and letting me see his seed dribbling out, surely.
>>325790706No, I mean the odd looks his family is giving you for trying coming onto him and making advances even though he's said he's not interested in you that way and never will be
>>325791039Yeah, but me and Asriel are gonna make a killing in the porn business when I record his sexy self thrusting into dozens of hot monsters from every angle! He doesn't have to know I also enjoy the films.
>>325790508If it's got a dick it's not straight, is it?
>>325791242He's not a sex maniac nor is he interested in making porn he just wants to learn about space and shit please leave him alone
>>325791407Nonsense, he's smart enough to know he should strut what he's got! We'll send him to space with the money!
>>325791362Depends on a variety of things. Biological men and women with the opposite set of genitals exist irl. Even knew a guy who had that. I dont think I'd personally say whoever dated him wasn't straight
>>325791738You've never heard of intersex before? Look it up, it's a thing.
>>325791536He doesn't want to have sexHe just wants to be happy
>>325792168I'm sure he wants to do both.
>>325792461But he told me so. His exact words were "Sorry anon, I'm a heterosexual man and I want to have lots of sex with lots of girls. And I want to be happy."
>>325792039Jeez. Did you grow up in a circus?
>>325792665Anon the world is full of things different than you and I, not everyone is sheltered like you
>>325792039How did we get here from people not wanting to have sex with trans people?
>>325792929He proposed the question that if the other person has a dick then it can't be straight.
>>325793158Yeah, but it's very clear what the spirit of his comment was. Why twist that and move the goalposts just to get a cute little gotcha instead of addressing his point?
>>325792563Anon now you're hearing things, he only wants to find one girl to love with and doesn't think about sex all the time
>>325793404I dunno, maybe you're just not as close to the gote as I am? I mean it's safe to assume most people just want to settle down with one girl, but the gote told me he wants to be a porn star.
>>325793340How would you have addressed it?
>>325793523He's literally packing his bags and moving towards the next nearest city so that he doesn't have to hear about your sex goals for him when he wants to be a humble space scientist
>>325793706No anon, you misheard! He said sex scientist!
>>325793779No, he wants to learn about space, not sex
>>325793572'Yes, you're right. You can't both be straight and fuck something that has a dick'
Asriel is a homosexual woman
>>325793706Uh oh, Alphys sexual orientation change ray missed and hit Asriel.
>>325793853They're not mutually exclusive
>>325793876What if you're a woman
>>325793876I mean I dont agree with that so I wouldnt have said that?
>>325793924Oh no, Asriel is fucking my mouth with his thick uncut cock! He's all sweaty from track practice too! Help!
>>325793934But in this case it is
>>325794023women aren't real
>>325794065He doesn't go to track he's stopped that way back in high school how many times does he have to tell you this
>>325794239Well, there's your problem
>>325794250Sorry Asriel, I forgot you were just sweaty from regular jogging for cardiovascular health!
Asriel has a cute tummy
>>325794350I'm asking sincerely since I don't know where else I would have gone, cause I'm sure the other would have just no u'd me. No need to get upset at me, yeesh
>>325794350>nooo, stop shifting the conversation! have a serious and structured discussion in good faith with me over this serious topic that matters a lot!nah
>>325794667Anon don't try to speak for me, I was the one who sort of got into it. I merely wanted to know how he would have handled it
>>325794809I'm just seeing this approach to conversations too often on 4chan recently and can't stop making fun of it. It's like ending every second sentence in "though".
>>325794297anon you know he doesn't work out that much
>>325795137He was in track, so it's not like it's unlikely by any means.
>>325795226not anymore, he's focusing on his studies and work now
>>325795074>>325795236All monsters are pansexual by canon. Like Freddy Mercury, no orientation, just love towards everyone.
>>325795359I'm not implying he's running marathons every week, it's very possible to do your studies as well as light exercise a few times a week.
>>325795415Anon Freddy was extremely gay
This thread got weird
>>325795649He had a lot of gay sex but he was also into heterosexual relationships. I can imagine Asriel being the same, just as any other monster. You hug them for long enough and they fall in love with you like dogs do.
>>325795649His girlfriend said otherwise.
>>325796094All I wanted was a grilled cheese sandwich.
>>325797506I guess weird is better than straight up gross
>>325797506No you didn't, you just think it's funny to pretend.
>>325799071Not even remotely close to what anyone was talking about god people like you are cancer
>>325798496You're right, I'm just making a joke about the prior conversation and I'm the anon who was writing catposts, not the one with a sticky tilde key. That said I really could go for a grilled cheese (the wheat and dairy kind, not the filth simile kind) but there's no cheese left in my fridge.
Ryu from Street Fighter has gone to FortniteWhen will he go to Toby Fox Expanded Universe
>>325798732I feel you man