Lizards Edition>FAQs and General Infohttps://ghostbin.co/paste/vjky8https://ghostbin.co/paste/7cv6q>Roll Charts:https://imgur.com/a/5w6Ydrg>Last Developer Update:Wood Elves/Nanman/Troy/Elysium news - https://www.totalwar.com/blog/dev-blog-july-2020/>Total War: WarhammerCampaign patch notes - https://www.totalwar.com/blog/total-war-warhammer-ii-the-twisted-twilight-update/Unit balance patch notes - https://www.totalwar.com/blog/twisted-twilight-unit-balance-changes/The Twisted & the Twilight trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdu8PEeNxy0The Twisted & the Twilight stream page - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1315750/Total_War_WARHAMMER_II__The_Twisted__The_Twilight/The Asrai Resurgent patch notes - https://www.totalwar.com/blog/the-asrai-resurgent-update/>Total War: TroyIncoming Free Content - https://www.totalwar.com/blog/a-total-war-saga-troy-free-content-update/Amazons DLC trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALR_NnCryJk>Total War: Three KingdomsThree Kingdoms Royal Edition - https://www.totalwar.com/blog/introducing-total-war-three-kingdoms-royal-edition/The Furious Wild steam page - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1299591/Total_War_THREE_KINGDOMS__The_Furious_Wild/Previous thread: >>320750924
Thanquol later, friends!
so are tranny jannies actually preventing early threads now?
>>320804367Those Skinks are fucking huge, what the hell?
>>320804491It seems so, there's been a lot of deleted early threads as of late.They removed like 5 different early/duplicate threads for this general in less than an hour a couple of weeks ago.
>shogunnigger comes back to earlyfag and attentionwhore>gets deleted within 5 minutesholy based
>>320804646and scary
Myth expansion for Total War: Warhammer when???
technically someone asked for an early thread, i thought it would be funny if i did it.
>>320804524Also>using ambush stance>using lightning strike>trade agreements
>>320804646Maybe the elf is tiny?
>>320804646maybe its just a really small elf
>>320804803It was funny, thanks.
>>320804840>>320804903That elf is the size of a child, but Skinks are roughly 5 feet tall
I unironically enjoy hordes. They're like survival mode where you get to manage a couple of elite armies that have to constantly fight against superior numbers. Not being able to conquer 50 settlements and snowball like a motherfucker is fun.
>>320804524A faggot made this post
>>320805035well its a trashy reddit meme format so that's a given
>>320805006Nothing wrong with that i actually enjoy playing Woc more than Norsca you don't have to worry about yoyr settlements and can instead start to despoils everything right away.
>>320805035Go stack some ratlings/sisters brain dead autist
Alright ladies and gentlemen the voting is closed and the results are in.Coming in at 8 votes, just barely scraping ahead of his competitors. I give you your newly elected head of /twg/.....the one and only SETTRA THE IMPERISHABLE! Congratulations Mr. Imperishable you are now this general's head and mascot. What are your plans after this exciting turn of events?
>>320805716>implying this old corpse got any votes at allThe dead don't count, he lost bigly.
>>320805716Purge the ratfag!
>>320804743but I thought we now want naval battles back?
>>320805716I voted for Chief Toad, but I'm not displeased with this result. I kneel before the Khemrikhara.
>>320805891No, they were clunky, buggy shit and most everyone autoresolved them. That's why CA scrapped them.
>>320805716>didn't vote>best lad won anywaynice>>320805891CA has never made good naval battles and they're not about to magically start nowI'd rather the time and effort go into making buggy features I'll actually use more than twice every 100 hours of play
>>320804524Yes
>>320805847ALCADIZAARS PETS
Who was in the wrong here /twg/ ?
>>320806268The lion, for not killing them both.
>>320805716Bullshit, where is the poll?
>>320806268The old ones for creating elv*s
>>320806268>that WAR logoHow could WAR produce so many high quality concept arts, but be such an underwhelming game?
>>320806150>>320806121But by that logic next TW titles will not have siege battle at all.
>>320806440MMOs are just shitty in general
>>320806440>underwhelming gameIt was way better than wow tho
>>320806517I'd not mind, current sieges suck ass.
>>320806440It's an MMO, and it's by design a shit genre. Making a good MMO is anathema to quality games and quality game design.
>>320806737>>320806539I've played exactly one good MMO that had me keep coming back, and that was FF14
>>320806440It was made by EA. It lagged, crashed or disconnected all the time and the PvP was too lopsided.
>>320806517no because siege battles are a constant feature that are central to conquestnaval battles have always been trite that you'd never bother with if you didn't have to build a navy just to stop the AI from landing armies on the other side of your borders to be annoying
>>320806440The Killzone of MMO>X killer>big publisher>nice concept art
Is there any explanation as to why Tyrion keeps constantly manifesting inside of Helf armies when he's somewhere else on the fucking map? I had to do a triple take mid-battle because I made fucking sure he wasn't near me, and lo and behold he is now attacking my fucking army.
>>320806909i mean CA can make siege battle a normal battle with a city in the background.
>>320806150Not canon.>>320805716Starring in gay porn with his lover Arkhan.
>>320807127if you killed him recently he probably came back and the AI replaced the lord of an army with himAI gets their lords back from wounded in like a quarter of the time the player does
>>320807127You can instantly change an army leader, though it send the previous lord on cooldown.
>>320807319I literally did not attack him and he was west of the donut somewhere fucking around with the Delves. I guess >>320807352 is the explanation, but I am beyond sick of fighting this reanimating fuck.
>>320806440putting you money in the wrong place.
>>320806440WAR player here.Crashed and burned extremely fast because the Balance was so dogshit it was funny.I shit you not.They made the order side stronger and I QUOTE."In warhammer why do you want to play as a the good guys?, We purposely made the order races strong because everyone played destruction."
>Be Azhag>Crown Whispering to me to attack Ostermark>Drycha's crown whispering it to her too>Vampire's crowns also whispering>Turn 2 Ostermark faction is destroyedFaction Unlocker chads, how do you survive this as the mark?
>>320807794guns and mortars make it pretty easy to hold them off and push their shit in
>>320807794Just shoot them
>>320807429he could've died fighting the delves t b h
>>320807794
>>320806440>We would have gotten Lizardman/Skaven races if EA didn't shit the bed.>Tomb king teaser area>In the files there would be beastmaster added for Destro and Empire woudl have gotten huntsmenFUCKEA
Why the fuck is there a single daemon in the whole game?
>>320808472CA is figuring out how they should sell the roster and make the most charlemanges from it
>>320808472But there is demon.
>>320808262EA is just a shit company in general. They lost the Star Wars exclusivity because they were so shit at it.
>>320808472>2021>noone remembers bird daddy
>>320808472But there are two
>>320808472Giant bird and actually what is the 2nd demon?
Doing a hard takeda campaign, any suggestions?How am I meant to use the cavalry?I'm too afraid of using them after seeing yari ashigaru butcher elite cavalry numerous times in past campaigns
>>320809068Norsca can also get a Giant BirdNkari is in a bunch of the endings
>>320809068N'kari and his/her/its sword
>playan norsca>constant waves of elves, dark elves, humans and dwarves>just wanted to deal with my revolt problem so I can start moving out but everyone wont let me>cant even make a 3rd armyaaaaaa
>>320808472Chaos Daemons are a game 3 race.
>>320809068Chaos giant birdNorsca gian birdtechnically we can also count daemon weapons
FuuuuuckI don't want to be bored with this game
It's turn 101 and Khemri still isn't level 5. I've only got 2 population surplus, so it could be dozens of turns.Is this intended?
>>320809079just bait the ashigaru with multiple units and charge in with whatever they're not facing and kill them off piecemeal instead of trying to take them all on at onceyou get the advantage of mobility and initiative so you need to abuse it
Is there a point to the Phoenixes in the High Elves roster or should I skip them and go straight to Dragons?
OMG OMG OMG OMG I am so pleased to have expanded from my lands to tis t-wg I might not even kill a vampire today! ok maybe a little MY FIRST DECREE! To->>320805847YES! YES! I will have your soul evicerrated only I am allowed to have good ideas We will do plenty of that! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY!I HERBY BAN ANY AND ALL TALK OF VAMPIRES AND THE BUFFING THEREOF! I also will now change the "n" word to be "nagash" ONLY I WILL BE ALLOWED TO USE IT ANYONE ELSE WILL BE BURNED ALIVE BY THE GRAND HIEROPHANT.YOU HAVE DONE YOUR KING WELL /twg/ I WILL GIVE YOU A FULL 10 SECONDS OF LIVING BEFORE I KILLYOU ALL SO YOUR SOULS MAY BE ABLE TO JOIN MY UNDEAD LEGIONS!THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT YEAR!
Will the TKs be getting any love for WH3?
Come on lard bastard, i am not amazon food service.
>>320809956Campaign wise they're faster to recruit, their building chain is also more useful overall
>>320809824The minor settlement inj Khemri's province should be leveled to 3 through the Necrotect rite onlyGrowth building is mandatory thereThat should be enough to guarantee Khemri itself grows to 5 fairly fast.
>>320810224>very lowdon't bother, you're just wasting money
>>320810224>Very lowCan I get a rundown
>>320809758>>320809414>>320809326>>320809068>>320808472>>320808601Malus is technically a daemon when transformed.
>>320809871Can light cavalry charge an yari ashigaru unit from behind?
>>320810390>start lots of wars>immediately make peacecongrats, you now have Very Low reliability
>>320810390Killed dusty snake mummy. They had two warsphinxes, titatn and ton of ushabti.
>>320810390If any of your treaties (including war and peace treaty) last less than 10 turns, you're a faggotThat also includes if your brayherd/old WAAAAGHs got wiped in less than 10 turns btw
>>320810587if you make sure to slam the distracting unit into them after the ashigaru turn to face the first charge they should be able toits probably easier to just have them work off your own ashigaru anvil until you get some better units or upgrades going
>>320805716/twg/ HAS ONLY ONE MASCOT
>>320810993Your term ended years ago, fuck off.
Good news, ChaosRobie was right, and changing my script in Shockvermin was exceptionally easier than I thought it would be, and future-proofs it alot.Bad news, I FUCKING HATE MODELLING WORK. I just wanna change the design on the little flag that chieftains wear, and this shit is impossible to make work.
>>320811196>he denies the eternal weghHoly shit dude, what are you doing?
>>320805716King and Queen of /twg/
>>320811260kys fenceshitter
>>320811473I still don't know who this is. WHO IS THIS FENCESHITTER? WHY DOES HE EXIST? WHAT IS HIS MEANING IN LIFE?Does he even have meaning or is he a state of mind that none knows. What is the context?!
>>320811698some ratfag
>>320811698Shut your mouth, newfag.
>>320811802Not till I know who this fenceshitter is! Tell me damn you!
>>320808803it hurts people to remember that ALL ARE PAWNS TO THE GREAT DECEEIVERR
>>320808803*daddies
faction for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKlRJRNHc3o
>>320813017Town in the outskirts of empire
>>320813017mootland
faction for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI
>>320813017Empire>>320813256Chorfs
New to the game, which is the most vanilla human faction? I don't want to play with no stinky elves or beasts.
>>320813521empire or bretonnia
>>320813521Skaven
>>320813521Warriors of Chaos
>>320813521Greenskins
>>320813521>Easy/normalEmpire>Hardcore masochistsBretonnia
>>320813521Hero spam & SEU Lord doomstack: BretonniaPlay it like historical game: Empire
>>320813521Sunderland is basic Germanic peasants trapped in Africa surrounded by all kinds of monsters.
>>320813901Bretonnia is literally the easiest race in campaign. Their economy is broken.
>>320813901>Bretonnia>Hardcoreonly in first 20 turn. Once you have grail lord, combat becomes piss easy since you just spam heal and buff to the lord.
>>320805716When was this vote even held?
>>320813901>Bretonnia>hard
>>320804524I’ll play however the hell I want to play.
Orcs are not orks and do not reproduce by spores. They have females just like everyone else, and half-orcs exist.In fact, although they don't participate in fighting, orc females are actually larger than the males, like snakes.
>>320804757They’re just going to keep making warhammer at this point
>>320814661Bloodbowl is an AU, dummy.
>didn't buy any of the DLCs because I wanted to see if I liked the game first>bought it around 10 days ago and already have 40 hours of game>realize there's literally a DLC to add blood/gore back into the game and I've been playing without it
>>320814775There is no reason to assume that this particular aspect of Bloodbowl doesn't carry over to the main canon, since female orcs and half-orcs explicitly existed in old fluff and were never retconned.Also, the insignificance of squigs in orc culture and the fact that Black Orcs were engineered into a distinct, true-breeding subrace suggests that greenskins are VERY different from orks.
>>320804367WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE FUCKING SYLVANIS THE MAIN SETTLEMENT BUILDING
>>320815159the blood pack is overkill really. Just coats everything red after a while
Grey seer or Warlord?
>>320815159Just get some visual mods or something, CA's blood juices are shite
>>320815383Isn't half of the fun in the game goring your enemies?
>>320813521Wood elves
>>320811934It's me.I'm the fenceshitter.It's funny because you think I'm just saying it, but its true.
>>320815159if it makes you feel any better the blood and gore effects just make the game run worse and look like shit if you don't get a mod to make them more reasonable
>>320804367>SFO will make ratfags even more overtunedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxWkwV5LmXohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoKRQc87jFchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfBsgesRB2cthis update was SUPPOSED to focus on Norsca and Tomb Kings but Venris is such a fat fucking ratfag he just had to give the rats even more shit
>>320816723>Sucks rat cock>Hates OgresWhat a fucking nigger
>>320816723what the hell is SFO
>>320816912reddit cheats
Armory is done, it's time to rape
>>320816912Overhaul mod redditors love made by a Polish faggot who hates Ogres
>>320815429Yes-yes.
>>320817256if he hates ogres does that mean he will die when game 3 comes out?
>>320815617kys fencefag
>>320815617Very disappointed nobody's made a Pink Wojak Drycha edit.
>>320817489I made this when the trailer dropped is that good enough?
>>320817580No, but I'll still gladly take it
>>320817373There are rumors that he's going to take a break from SFO for some other project when 3 comes out, due to how long it'll be before he can even get started on making a version of SFO for a new game.
>>320816912Steel Faith Overhaul was a fairly decent overhaul to Total War Warhammer 1. The original creator of it got cancelled for being right-wing and a fat Pole called Venris shamelessly stole the mod, ported it to Total War Warhammer 2 and renamed it to SFO Grimhammer. He then proceeded to overtune everything, ruining everything that was good about the original mod and completely altering it to fit his vision of the game. As was mentioned, he has some pretty retarded views such as hating Ogres, jerking off to elite units, thinking magic should be retardedly OP because it is in lore and thinking that rats are STILL underpowered because they were UP on release
>Play Tehenhuan>Gor-rok kills all the skaven
>Whole reason for campaign is to capture Eight Peaks.>Get to it, find out that Grombrindal owns it.>Have to declare war and kill my kin.>Capture it with a hard fought siege war>"You have captured Karaz-a-Karak"Fuck.
>>320817741>thinking magic should be retardedly OP because it is in loreisn't that offset by every spell cast having a chance to kill the caster outright and/or summon daemons to rape their friends to death?
>>320818021or horribly mutate them, yesbut of course he couldn't implement that in the game, it'd be mechanically broken :^)
>>320818021And sometimes reality literally glitches out, yes
>>320817741why ogres of all things? truly a reddit rat opinion
>>320817968> killing dwarvesfucking unbaraki
>>320818182They're too campy/not grimderp enoughBecause greenskins and rats aren't already campy
>>320818183Well, to tell you the truth, I usually play the Skink lord cuz I like them a lot. I just wanted something different.
>>320817968>Killing dwarfsFucking based
>>320814240Harcore only in first 20 turns.>Can spam out amazing combatant lords for ~200 gold a pop, no supply lines>t2 access to one of the best heroes in the game>t2 access to decent cav who can shit all over the stacks the ai puts out in the first 30+ turnsYeah no
>>320818141Can we get TWH3 already, please?
>>320818465sorry anon, at least one more dlc first which might not even be the one that's a pre order bonus for game 3
All dwarf-things or basedbeards as I like to call them-them. Get out of pillar city it is for skaven only
>>320818545They are pretty based, yeah
I love skaven~
AI Settra is such pushover, Khatep and Khalida get more shit done.
>>320818141kek
>>320806440I loved the game, but for the wrong reasons. I just wanted a comfy Warhammer fantasy rpg. All those areas/characters and bits of lore to interact with and it was all wasted by how the game was pvp focused and you were crippling yourself if you did any type of pve. Fucking EA. At least Return of Reckoning lets me explore the stuff all those people worked on.
>>320818759No because i don't play Skaven
>>320818791he gets fucked by all the post rework orcs on his ass turn 1
>>320818759>legendcringeif he was actually good at the game he would play in the tournies, even just occasionallyeven indypride commentates some times
>>320815360Now read Skarsnik or Warhammer core rulebook that mentions spores.
>>320819074Night Goblins are the exception. They're freaks.
>>320819154Rude.
>>320815429do the world a favor furfagslip out through your arsehole and break your fucking neck.
>>320818741Based.
Is it just me or are the Gortrek and Felix novels oddly sexual for Warhammer? I just find it weird that GW let Black Library mention sex and actually having it somewhat often(Felix is just a man, after all) when they're so prude in general post 6-ED. Like everytime Neferata or her handmaiden are in the TK book he's staring at their decaying tits and the Vampire chicks spend half their scenes lezzing out. It's hot desu
>>320819279Ugly
>>320819385I think its funny that the books are written so horribly its more like a shitty kids story with almost no detail, yet they include that
>>320815429I am happy-pleased with this picture
>>320819572>its more like a shitty kids storyTie-in media literally designed to sell overpriced toys. Anon it is a shitty kids story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcFdG98AZ-QI'm gonna watch the whole thing. H-here I go!
>>320819241Wow rude
>>320819385tbf it's usual for fantasy schlocks
>>320819572I like them, I think calling them horrible is a vast overreach. They're not high literature but nothing in Warhammer is very high-brow. I do agree with them lacking detail in a lot of places, I think it's by design of being made for anthologies. It definitely has nothing to do with Black Library being a slave monkey and a typewriter factory that GW sics on whatever new promo it has going
>>320819875>crush my will to live with a vid I must>Maximum pain I must endure
>>320804367Question for the people who were around for WH1 and WH2 at launch, in regards to WH3 pre-orders. I was a Histian and only converted to Fantaslam in 2019.What was the time difference between WH1/WH2 being announced and WH1/Wh2 being available for pre-order?I want to do a giveaway of WH3 pre-orders to /twg/ anons, but I could do with some expected timeline info.Let's say WH3 is announced in March. Will it be available for pre-order in March?Or will it be sometime later in June, July, etc?
>>320820295AAA games usually go up for pre-order as soon as they get an announcement trailer, unless it's one of those titles that's been announced years in advance, which isn't going to be the case here.
>>320820295It is impossible to know or guess based on previous releases due to the second wave hitting Bongland plus the myriad of side projects CA has going on. (3K, sagas, card game, FPS, etc). If we went by how soon WH2 came after WH1 we should be palying WH3 already by that metric.
>>320805716We just investigated his Canopic Jars and about 90% of them are fraudulent.2 weeks my friends, karl Franz will remain mascot.let the good times roll t. Gelt
>>320805716STOP THE COUNT
>>320820295wh1 was announced january 2015, scheduled for release in april but delayed to maywh2 was announced march 2017, released in september
>>320805716>Mazdamundi "lost" to SettraUh... trust the Great Plan?
>>320820821Thanks dude, that narrows it down more accurately.
>>320820295Warhammer 2 was announced on March 31st and was available for pre-order on July 12. It released on Sept. 28. Warhammer I was announced on Apr. 22 and released on May 24. It was available for pre-order on Oct. 22.
>>320820991I forgot to add the years. I was teased in April 2015 and released in May 2016. II was teased and released in the same year of 2017.
>>320820991Ah, here we go. Right so it's about 3 to 6 months. OK, that's a nice big window. Plenty of time to think about how to do it. I want the determination of winners to be random, but also selected.
>>320821139Before you get giddy, anon, remember last time CA said "soon" it took seven months from teaser to release.
>>320821373>Before you get giddyOh, we are well past that now. This is just an amusement.I want to use a random number generator to pick winners (ensuring no bias on my part), but I don't want any random nigger from /v/ or, Sigmar preserve us, l*ddit to be able to walk in and claim a chance with ease.I was thinking of having everyone entering write a post about their favorite race in WH1/WH2 and why, as well as which race they most anticipate in WH3. That will at least filter out randoms who know nothing of these games and are just trying for a free game. I was also thinking of making it more fun by allowing for an extra win category, by including a guess question.Eg: If your post wasn't one of the winning RNGs, but you managed to correctly guess my favorite deity or LL or whatever you would win a copy anyway.
Brood horrors are cute!
>>320814775so is 40k
>>320804423Yes he got defeated by a bunch of mercs
>>320819074no warhammer fantasy rulebook mentions spores.The Skarsnik story is a novel, not official army lore, its also night gobs who turn into shrooms.
Beastbros.....
>>320822189RAA Rooo...
this butterfly bitch just blew up my town
>>320822832BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE
>>320822189the oak of ages must be watered with the blood of beastmen
Rollan
>>320822189knife ear fake news media
Man some of these overhaul/new faction mods are neat but there's fuckall info about them>Half the technology tree locked behind one tech that requires a landmark building>Nothing in the game tells you where that landmark building is
>>320822089Stop lying you cunt.
>>320823289which edition is this?
Predict the mixed lores
>>320823496nagash is dead
>>320823035Uhhhhhhhhhhh check em
>>320823717So is Vlad and Isabella
>look at a warhammer multiplayer channel>they reuse Turins lingoEverytime.
>>320823887vampires don't stay deadnagash can't come back unless it's the end times
>Faction-locked landmarks>Still no mod to make them available to all of the factions of their respective racesWhy is this still a thingWho is going to play Belegar, Skarsnik or Queek just for the landmarks
>>320823496Just lore of Tzeentch, small family company please understandJust lore of Tzeentch, small family company please understandLore of Vampires with death passive, Gaze of Nagash and WoD are in for sure because Azhag gets them as well (and you know...GoN is a bit obvious)
>>320823203>cheats
>>320823974>Nagash can't come back>Came back multiple times to fuck with Nehekara>Came back again to fuck with Sigmar>B-BUT HE CAN ONLY COME BACK DURING THE END TIMESFuck off lorelet
>>320824306he's dead
>>320824343Doesn't matter
>>320823035I want to marry Queek
>>320824437Same desu
>>320823913>look at trash>see trashgee
>>3208234808ed.
>>320823156Is this also fake?
>>320823913What the fuck is a turing?
How can you revive dead faction, by causing rebellion in capital?
>>320823203Which mod?And yeah, they see Venris get away with SFO patch notes being a clusterfuck that doesn't include half of the info despite being hundreds of pages and just assume no one wants documentation
>>320825042>>320825042Yes
>>320806268The lion for being in the way of the swing.
>>320825042Yap, and you have to make sure it's on neutral corruption as well.
>>320824803Too bad there is little good Skaven art
>>320825041A Turing machine is a mathematical model of computation that defines an abstract machine, which manipulates symbols on a strip of tape according to a table of rules. Despite the model's simplicity, given any computer algorithm, a Turing machine capable of simulating that algorithm's logic can be constructed.>>320825042Yes. Cause a rebellion without any corruption over 20%.Doesn't work for undead factions ironically.
>>320823035Out of curiosity, does anyone have the early(or earlier) versions of these? I want to see it for nostalgia
>still no sign of tww3>increasing global tensions make me fear civil wars in western countries>might die fighting for the fatherland/my right to have a penis before tww3 ever comes outWhy did CA do this?
>>320825243>>320825218So no skaven corruption for dead skaven faction?
What do you miss most about 2020 twg?
>>320825380Why make new game when you can milk the one you already have?
>>320825380because Gr*ce wants more muslim cock
>that guy who always mentions cathay as a possible tww3 raceWhat's his endgame (besides being autistic enough to think posting about cathay will make it a real faction)?
>>320825496Correct. If there's skaven corruption it just makes it produce generic skaven rebels instead, because that's what it does when there's high skaven corruption in human cities as well.
>>320825590Social credit.
>>320825380they spent all their time making game 3 end times but it was considered insensitive to release it
>>320823764Gromb
>>320825590attention
>>320825519Well a year ago I was about to start a really good job and everything seemed like we were gonna have a real great time and the future was getting better. The end of 2020 made me realize I'm never going to have a life like my parents, at least partially because they deliberately fucked up society for their own benefit, but throwing boomer commies into a woodchipper for revenge in the future is something I can look forward to.
>>320825590He's a time traveler trying to change the future that is Aku.That is why he is a foolish cathay poster.
>>320825519>skaven year>everything sucks and is full of freaks trying to burn down entire cities so they can live in the ruins with stolen wealthI hate rats.
You did buy all the DLC, didn't you anon?
>>320825643When GW said we're not doing End Times anymore CA actually wrote their own story about how Nagash raised dead people to elect him Phoenix King and how despite the fact he rules like literally any other Asur, due to his constant shit posting on the Geomantic Web he's constantly accused of being worse than Chaos.They are now revising this because GW didn't approve.
>CA wants to update ALL tww1 races for tww2Can they just save chaos/norscans/beastshits for tww3? I mean I guess the next DLC is delves vs. shits, but can they skip to TWW3 then? Maybe package dorfs/vamps in a singular preorder DLC? Just give me TWW3 already holy fuck I'm so tired I want to kill myself.
>>320825928Nagash got replaced with Mannfred, who everyone agrees is unfit to rule but the "anyone but nagash" movement and some creative counting of elven princes who were absent from the public count meant that mannfred beat nagash by numbers unseen since aenarion's time.
>>320825925No I dont have grim and the grave or the sistas
>>320825735Long ago in an ancient land,I Grace(too horrible to die),unleashed an unspeakable skaven dlc,but a foolish Cathay warrior stepped forth to oppose me.Before my final pound was shed,I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future,where skaven dlc is law.Now the fool seeks to return to the past,and undo the future that is Total War:Age of Sigmar.
>>320823913Turin is the Papa Khan of WHTW multiplayer community and his title is well deserved: he organizes the most events and streams the most MP shit. Turin is very based.
>>320825928if Nagash isn't in game 3 I will livestream putting my dick in a blender
>>320825989>next DLC is delves vs. shitsAhaha, no. Dookies will get no more DLC. CA is going t make DLC that adds the rest of TWWh1 races to the Vortex campaign, then we'll get TWWH3.
>>320826424you know that would be just as easy as doing delves vs dwarves/vamps with whoever’s not in it as flc?
>>320826424What if they just make horde factions less shit on the overmap? Would fix both peepoos and chaos. Settlements razed by them go to level -1 meaning AI can't just resettle all the ruins asap.
>>320826424Delusional dwarfniggers make me tired.
Edgy Demon elf vs a Demi Goddess
>>320826081This was the Sylvania area, and I was one of the guards, and they weren't allowed to -- it was a 3 settlement province. And if you went off sideways, you landed on the jew, er, dwarf mountains over there, and Morr Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And back in those days -- to show how things have changed -- one of the things you had to use, if you used good magic, you had to wear garlic. And so he was up in Sylvania and wouldn't listen to me. I said, 'Hey, Nagash, you! Out of Sylvania, or I'll come up and drag you out.' Well, he came out, and he said, 'I'll meet you outside.' My zombie dragon was mostly, these were all public zombie behind us, my zombie dragon - there was a gate on here. I left my zombie dragon outside the gate. And he said, 'I'll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with Cathayan swords. Not a joke. There was a guy named Ghorst the only white guy and he did all the zombie raising. He was a corpse cart driver. And I said, 'What am I gonna do?' And he said. 'Come down here in the basement, where all the corpse cart drivers- - where all the necromancer is.' You know the liber mortis, there used to be a liber mortis that was used in the Sylvania. And he gave me the Liber Mortis, 'You walk out with that book, and you walk to the car and say, 'you may cut me man, but I'm gonna wrap this dark magic around your soul.I said, 'You're kidding me.'" He said, 'No if you don't, don't come back.' And he was right. So I walked out with the book. And I walked up to my dragon. And in those days, you remember the Cathayan swords, you had to fold 'em, gettin' em sharp, foldin' em again, gettin' em sharp? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, 'First of all,' I said, 'when I tell you to get out of Sylvania, you get out of Sylvania, and I'll kick you out again, but I shouldn't have called you Nagash, and I apologize for that. I apologize.' But I didn't know that apology was gonna work."
I want to like other factions but I always go back to Skavenhelp me rid myself of this curse
>attack imperial fort with shitty army>0% chance to autoresolve>enemy attack my fort with shitty army of his own>lose autoresolvePiss me off
>>320827397>Malus mirin them tittiesBased.
Woah...
>>320827924Is this to go even further beyond?
>>320827924>drachau?
THOONDABARGE
>>320828113He's using the mod that gives people their proper titles.Malus is a Drachau in self society
>>320825301it's in the OPthe imgur album under roll charts
>>320828113Viceroys of delf cities like Hag Graef, Karond Kar, Ghrond etc. Directly answer to Malekith. Said to be the 2nd most powerful position (((officially)))
>>320827565What was he thinking at that moment?
remember to burn the Oak of Ages bros
>>320828771To be fair its a better life than they would live in Bretonnia
>>320828732>What was he thinking at that moment?>SHUT UP DAEMON
I'm about to finish my first total war campaign in Three Kingdoms and thinking about trying out Warhammer 2. How does the non-war stuff compare to Three kingdoms, especially city planning?
>>320828771>Destined to never grow old Thats dark
>>320828732>Malus: Nice tits>Tz'arkan: Know what would make them even nicer?>Malus: Sticking my sword right through them?>Tz'arkan: That's one way of putting it...>Malus: SHUT UP DAEMON
After being sad my units of Swordmasters of Hoeth barley managed to beat up a unit of grave guard i want to take a break and play a total war game with infantry that actually gets shit done. Sadly the only other game i have installed atm is Rome 2. So for anybody that played it a bit outside of the romans are there any other factions that have some heavy infantry that actually dont die to lesser units?
>>320828935bare bones to non existent. unfortunately you only play warhammer to watch fantasy races and giant monsters kill each other.more depth would be nice but i'm afraid it would ruin more than it would fix
>>320828461Made to bear mighty litter.
How do you play noctilus? Feels like my gunners don't even shoot that often.Also what should I fill my army with?
>>320828886>To be fair its a better life than they would live in Bretonnia>living forever instead of dying with HONOR and CHIVALRY
>>320829313in your dreams vermin.
>>320819572What Warhammer books do you recommend then, anon?
>>320829602Malekith wouldn't even bat an eye and sell her to Queek for helping invading Ulthuan.
>>320829676Headtaker, Gilead's Blood.
>>320829314Zombies are for blobbing and occasionally firing shots. Mortars are your go to early game.Giant Crabs replace zombies.Mechs with cannon arms replace mortars.Queen Bess is the greatest thing ever.
>>320829175Damn, that book's really clever. I suppose I'll stick with Three Kingdoms for a few more campaigns before giving WH a try
>>320830241You should play Crusder Kings if you like 4x autism so much, Total War is for battles.
>>320826115Go out and purchase it right now to support your favourite developer and the future of videogames. You do want the opportunity to purchase WH3 and more DLC, right
>>320829313>>320829768Skaven are only interested in male elf-things, you repugnant hetereo.
A skavenslave with 12 melee attack has the same chance to hit a Chosen with 60 melee defense as an ironbreaker with 30 melee attack.Let that sink in.Sometimes I wonder if the retards who designed TW melee system can even breathe.
anyone got a link to the SFO beta that's on his patreon atm?
>>320830363i can't wait for the Ck3 Warhammer fantasy mod so i can use another mod to undress All female Elf and vampire characters
>>320830446Sounds about right. What's the problem?
>>320830446I still don't really understand the numbers behind attack vs defence. Is it just melee attack is percent chance to hit and defence is percent chance to block?
>>320830561>mod locked being moneyHow is this allowed?
>>320830446Sounds balanced.
>>320830446Yes it's stupid. But I guess giving Ironbreaker a accurate melee attack stats would make them too strong.
>>320830643based
>>320830682Venris is jobless and has to make ends met, please understand.
>>320830701I don't know if you're merely pretending but the problem here is the skavenslave benefitting from the minimum chance to hit, not the Ironbreaker.
>>320830816Skavenslaves aren't meant to hit anything in the first place, they are just screening chaff. It doesn't matter if they hit or not.
>>320830801Pretty sure it's just a file, must be uploaded somewhere.What's the name of that russian steam forum that has a load of cracks etc. on it?
>>320830801I remember when people were about to tear gabe apart for even suggesting paid mods. If only they knew.
>>320830816 Only partially, I still find the fact Ironbreaker having the killing power of a ant to be retarded But yes, Skavenslave having any real chance of connection with a chosen is stupid.
>>320830981Bethesda did it an noone gave a crap, times changed.>>320830979We are all good goys here, anon.
>>320804524unironically what is the prob with using RoRs?
>>320830979The update is being released today by the way
Going to start my first Delf campaign since my Mally vortex playthrough when TWW2 first launchedAre there any must have units/RoRs for the Dark elves roster from the Shadow and the Blade? It's the only DLC I don't own
>>320830981initial reactions are always going to be worse than after longtime exposure
>>320830981They knew. That's why they were against it. And I think deep down we all knew it was inevitable. The customer does not direct the market. It was never like that. They dictate the terms and you accept. You accept, or someone else will. And when they do, you'll have to eventually. It's just a matter of time.
>>320831193the medusae firing sound is pretty neat, and scourge runners are alright. but it's definitely not necessary
>>320831193Not really, you are fine with darkshards and shades.
>>320831179But I'm bored noowwwwww
>>320831340The pay up, goy. Venris needs those patreonbucks to stay alive or something.
>>320831208>>320831267>>320831071Wonder what those fags that loudly proclaimed "money is what steers the community" was heresy are thinking right now. What used to be mods is now steam shovelware.
>>320831481They probably moved on and have families now, or became solitary, embittered goblinoids, leeching off welfare and stealing their neighbours' wifi. Either or.
>>320831613I'm going with goblinoid. Seems more plausible.
>>320830662>Is it just melee attack is percent chance to hit and defence is percent chance to block?If MA is equal to MD, you get 35% chance to hit. If MA is lower than MD, you get less chance to hit, but only to a minimal of 8%. In this particular example, the defense of Chosen is so high that both the rat and the ironbreaker have the same chance to hit: 8%. Lmao.
>>320830662Melee Attack + 40 - Melee Defense = Chance to hit.Minimum 8, Maximum 90
>>320829127Imagine fighting some Dark elf and he suddenly starts yelling and arguing with himself
>>320830391>He hasn't got this follower yet
>>320831741Of course they share the same hit percentage. They share a common ancestor.
>>320831193Without Shadow & Blade, Hoeth tells you there is a landmark to build but it glitches out if you try to build it.As long as you're not autistic that's fine though
>>320831804Because it doesn't exist, you repugnant hetereo filth, die-die and take your shitty scribbles with you-you.
>>320831741What a dumb system.
>>320823035hit me
>>320832013I don't think skaven repeat that much
>>320832016I guess without a minimum chance to hit you could get a complete stalemate, or you could overtune some fast attack hero to 100 and never lose.
>>320832089>implying the furries actually play the game
>>320832089It wasn't that much to be honest. I should have employed more strong words though, perhaps disgusting, or maybe even deplorable.
>>320818791Erry time I play a faction that starts remotely near and lore-wise seems reasonable to have some sort of diplomatic relations with Settra I make it my mission to help Settra make Nehekara great again.I usually send Settra money, sack/raze settlements so he can swoop in and take them and help defend his minor settlements.Its all fun and game until all of not-africa is in his hands and he has 10+ armies filled with elites/monsters and you eventually have go to war with eachother. Given time and care a lategame TK-faction will dominate most factions. Problem is AI is not able to do so on its own.
>>320831193You can't cheese slave economy as efficiently without Masters, because they stop slave decline.You can't make Cold One Knights/Dread Knights useful without Beastmasters.You don't get cute Medusas.You don't get Scourgerunners, one of the best chariots in the game.You don't get Malus, one of the best foot lords in the game.None of those are essential though, since you darkshards and shades are still a thing.
>>320832210Malus doesn't need to be on foot to be powerful. He's a beast on his mount or on foot, doesn't really matter.
>>320823035Im up at 3:30 am might as well. But a part of me wants to do a Teclis run where i leave the isles and hit Ulthuan to take Saphery's place.
>>320832543I dunno, something is fucking off with Cold One mounts. It's like they're bugged or something. Lords can't seem to hit shit when you put them on Cold Ones.So yeah, Spite makes Malus faster, but less deadly.
>>320832543But he is more powerful on foot than on mount.Only downside is that he can get thrown around like an chinese girlbaby by larger units.
>>320832651Just play with the unlocker mod as Saphery which has the true hero of Ulthuan leading it
>>320832856>>320832748Werks on my machine. My dreadfu on her cold one mount killed more infantry than any of the dreadknights and she has a name of power that boosts their weapon strength.
>>320833036>not saving RoR for emergency recruitmentu wot?
>>320832813Whats the communitys most realistic take on this then?I mean earlier when CA opened up new areas the next DLC played out or had some sort of connection to that area.
>>320833126Repanse is right
You get to have a piggyback ride on any Legendary lord or Hero that can physically give you one. Who do you pick?
>>320833036>he chose tempest of talons instead of shadowdartBruh
>>320833391Chaos gods are into some fucked up shit.
>>320823496At least 4 useless spell, a meh buff/debuff, a vortex (who may or may not be good) and a really good spell. True for both of them. Oh ? What's that ? Several lore on a single character ? No no, can't have that, Mannfred is the only one allowed to have multiple lore !
Imagine skinks but as twitch kiddies
>>320833532I have a shadowdart sorceressfu, I chose tempest of talons specifically to have a dreadfu on a cold one knight instead of a dragon leading her dread knights, because she looks CUTE on her CUTE little dinosaur!I don't get duplicate names of power for my lords.
PENGORS
>>320833391Obviously Morathi.
>>320833391Throgg
Culture/Country influence?Empire - Holy Roman EmpireBretonnia - King Arthur/French medieval timesNorsca - VikingsSouthern Kingdoms - Spain/PortugalTilea - ItalyKislev - Mix of western/central/eastern slavsMung/Hung - AttilaDwarfs - AsatruChaos Dwarfs - Summerian/BabylonianHigh Elves/Dark Elves - Imperialistic USA/GB/BelgiumWood Elves - Pagan/druid influenceLizardmen - Aztec/Inca/MayaTomb Kings - Ancient Egypt/Ancient chineseVampire Counts - Vlad the Impaler/RomaniaVampire Coast - Mix Pirates of the Carribean and Somalian modern piratesSkaven - Modern Chinese + Dr MengeleGreenskins - English football hooligans (orcs) and gypsies (goblins)Anyone I´ve missed?
>>320833582And speaking of, Mannfred's sword should function as a WoM battery. It's not loreful that it doesn't.
>>320833973>Holy roman empire>Empire>Not skaven
>>320832897Princess Eldyra of Tiranoc?
>>320833874Would she be physically able to give a piggyback ride?
>>320832013You are not playing the game right way, homo slave meat.
>>320833973Marienberg is AmsterdamNuln is Nuremberg
>beastmemes are going to get a Vortex start in the next DLCRAAOO
>>320834250N-NANI!??
>>320834236She's pretty fit, I'm sure she could manage.
>>320817207IMO ROTS is better than basic Shogun. Samurai feel much more elite and alliances are more clearly defined. Such a neat little expansion :)
>>320834039How tf is HRE similar to Skaven society?
>>320833973>Kislev - Mix of western/central/eastern slavsmore like ruskies, polaks (other slavs are irrelevant anyways) and mongolsand how the fuck are tomb kings ancient chinese
>>320834435Imagine if the DLC is Ghorros vs Neferata
>>320834435proofs?
>>320834807i wouldn't mind cunts getting stuff but if beastmen get stuff now, CA will have excuse to not give them too much new sht in tww3
>>320834807Can you make a baby to a Vampire ? Ghorros certainly intend to find out.
I wish melee centigors weren't such fucking garbage. Their stats are straight up hilarious. Only the throwing axe variant is good.
>>320834458She doesn't look fit
>>320834718>and how the fuck are tomb kings ancient chineseThematically TK is all Ancient Egypt but in other ways its ancient chinese, as in Qin Shi Terracotta army.>Qin Shi obsessed with death and living foreverOfc the story of Settra and the Mortuary Cult, but applyable to almost every king of the TK.>reason of the terracotta armythe whole means and reason why all the kangs had their armies entombed with them.
>>320835158I don't know, she runs around with a big stick fighting all the time. She must be in shape.
>>320835119try Ghorros with Mixus cheat
>>320834664this fag was posting about this the other day, it's solely because some skaven units have a roman aesthetic to them.the furries don't actually play the game or have knowledge of lore outside of what queek's musk smells like
>>320834664>Bunch of faggots>Are war hungry and want to expand>Tons of Poltics>So massive there doomed to fail>Have the roman aesthetic
Why are the dark elves so edgy?
>>320835465They constantly crave wood and high elf pussy but can't get any
>>320835465Because it makes them the only interesting elves.
>pull cav out of melee rear to chase archers for a bit>one model gets stuck in the melee>halfway to the archers the whole ass cav company somehow senses this and turns around to save their comrade>their honor gets them ripped to shreds because they fucking turned their backs to the archersAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>320835465They aren't edgy, they're simply honest. Everyone knows that there is only one rule - the rule of the strong, yet only the Druchii are honest enough to openly admit it.
>>320835692>He dosn't spam click to make them ignore their lost brother in arm
Reminder that Hellebron was once a High Elf, and as a perfectly respectable Helve she was already doing "human" (elven?) sacrifices to Khaine, like her own mother.
>>320835714There is no rule, there is no strengh, only a cruel, cold and indifferent absurdity, all will end, all will return to the primordial Chaos that will then devour itself !
Is Khaine basically Khorne but on an Elven pantheon?Do clan Pestilens worship Nurgle in a way?
>>320836156Asur don't practice them anymore.
>>320835465Imma throw in my opinion, solely based on my Psychology 101 lessons, which I failed.They had to.When they left Ulthuan and came ashore the coast of Naggarond they were war-weary, they had limited supplies, no shelter and on top of that they landed in one of the least welcoming areas in the world.Most of the male population had died in the war and the lands were extremely harsch and difficult to farm in = they had to resort to slaves in order to build up their society, farm/hunt/fish and to get them raw-materials.A society built upon slavery is naturally less conserend about human (elf/dwarf) value than other societies.Add onto that the DE broken self-esteem, the harshness and unforgiving nature of Naggarond and you get a race not particullary fond of garderning/stamp-collecting.Give this society a couple of thousand years to develop in that mindset and climate and you get edge the la edge that is DE.
>>320836196Was Malal ever properly fleshed out in a lore sense?
>>320836156based
Did Morathi share her secrets of youth with Malekith?
>>320836354No
>DUDE ENTROPY LMAOMalalcucks are cringe.
>>320837127nihilism is peak reddit, therefore chaos is.
>>320836979No, she is young only thanks to magical cauldron, Malekith has armor that keeps him alive.
>>320832813>Those thighsWomen with thighs like that get the serious pussyeating treatment from me. Gonna have to push me off.
>>320836979It would be illogical of her not to share her secrets with him, however, the beauty of youth really can't help him much.
>>320830109Good thing I asked then, thought I had to use loads of those pistol dudes, gonna get some mortars thenCan I just research mortar/ necrofex upgrade and be good?
>>320837127I agree, gods are indeed cringe.
>>320823035On the one hand, I have Senran Kagura Peach Ball. On the other hand, I have WH2.Now I tell you what.I like you and I want you.Now we can do this the easy way or we do it the hard way. The choice is yours.
>>320837982>RepanseOK I I SEE YOU CHOOSING THE HARD WAY.I'm relieved because I'm up to Ryona's story and while I love doggy bitches that love being fucked, she is kinda over the top even for me.
>>320834250>repugnant fakery from disgusting hetereo-filth>right wayDie-die.
What's the ideal archermanii to spearmanii ratio?
>>3208382602:3
>>320838260All archers.
>>320836265>KhaineNo, he is a lesser god but shares some similarities with Khorne (gods of war, melee etc)>NurgleNo, they worship The horned one like the rest of the skaven, but since they share similiar aspects Nurgle gains power aswell, think of it like second-hand smoking.The Horned one inhales smoka from a fag(the skaven) but Nurgle, minding his own buisness still gets some of that smoke aswell.
>>320835438>what queek's musk smells likeDo tell
>>320838312This is literally unbeatable.
Which faction has, objectively and indisputably, the best campaign bonus?
>>320838492As it should be.
>>320838312>t. Napoleon
>>320835438>>320838437I also want to know
>>320838680Don't we all?
>>320838576Oda.
>>320838492>This is literally unbeatable.This is how you spot the retarded singlcel shitter.
>>320838805>playing minigame
>>320838805>MPfagOpinion discarded .
>>320838825Yes, the singlcels are playing a shitty minigame balanced on the full game mode. Singlcels are playing the mode where only a fraction of the units are useable while the multiplayer chads are enjoying the cavalry, the dogs, the mid and low tier infantry, the chariots, pretty much everything there is in the game.
>>320838943>>>/vm/
>>320838943Ranged dominates multiplayer too though.
>>320838943MPniggers are the mold of total war.
>>320837982>>320838084comfy campaign bro
>>320839037>Ranged dominates multiplayerNo, it doesn't, retarded singlcel shitter.
>>320839092lmao have you even tried MP?Its more ranged heavy than SP. (except on legendary).
>>320835465most of factions are edgy
What's the appeal of Kislev? They are worse Empire, they have some monster cavalry and magic, cannons and guns, But they don't have supersoldiers like Bretonnia or technology of Empire.
>>320839037>Ranged dominates multiplayer>>320839209>Its more ranged heavy than SPWhich is why the finals of Turin's latest faction wars was THIS. Which is why all the ranged factions including skaven and vampirates have been destroyed.Singlcel shitters are so out of touch with reality, it's hilarious. They literally have no clue how the game works, ahaha.
>>320839272self insert faction for slavs
>>320839272ice magic and dude bears riders just like putinka :DDDDDD
>>320839278Except skaven and vampirates won 4 faction wars before that.
>>320839323>the only slav representing faction is mixed with mongolsSlavbros?
To add to my question before.Can I research mostly Handgunners / Mortar / Queen Bess / Necrofex as Noctilus and be good? The melee units don't seem good ( other than crabs maybe)
>>320839272>drunk snowniggers in frozen shithole where rats, Norscan and Kurgans are neighbors >what the appeal Hmm, I wonder. Also they mostly hybrid and unlike Empire their infantry suppose to be sturdy as fuck.
>>320839272ZA RODINABEARSAXESICE MAGICHUSSARSTZARINAWITCHES>KISLEV
>>320839272>they have a even harder life than their Empire cousins. >bears>Ice-lore>Tzarina-waifu>hussars>tartar subspieces>even better mustacheswhats not to like?
>>320839220Dwarfs are chaotic neutral, their autism once made them declare jihad on a slab of granite.
>>320839272Bear cavalry I guess, ice magic sounds cool idk.What I don't like about Kislev is their geographical position (at least in ME), too flat, ugly and open to everything, ass exposed to Chaos invasion like no one else, not cozy at all. I guess that's why I like the Dwarfs and their beautiful mountains.
>>320839391The fact that you think skaven and vampirates are played only as ranged factions at the highest level outs you as an utter shitter.
>>320839440>mixed with mongols Just like in my history books.
>>320839440Mongols are the slaves so it fits.
>>320839440and tartars, and poles which are still slavs
>>320839440Look in the mirror and tell me you don't look like a fucking mongoloid.
>>320839542>jihad>dwarfs declaring jihadit actually makes sense
>>320839553>ranged is good in multiplayer and wins tournaments>"i-it doesn't count because they weren't using ONLY ranged units!"Autistic retard.
>>320839654post your face, handsome boi
>>320839278>showing the faction that doesn´t have ranged or are not meant to be played with ranged pittet against eachothernot proving your point m8>also one of the most OP factions at this time, MEANT to be all about meleeI can take out skaven with VC aswell, you know how I do it? Melee.also>>320839391Go neck yourself MP-nigger
>>320839708>ranged is good in multiplayerEverything is good in multiplayer, ranged is no exception. However, ranged is not the only way to play multipalyer and it is definitely not objectively superior to melee armies, dumb shitter. Saying "ranged wins multiplayer" is outright wrong, you fucking subhuman insectoid, because the thing that wins multiplayer are well composed armies and perfectly executed GOOD tactics. There are no "doomstacks" in MP, dumb shitter, and ranged spam is certainly not some kind of super strong army in MP.
>>320839746Me on the left.
>>320839981Almost all armies in multiplayer tourneys are range heavy you retard.
>>320840023Don't they also have caps on how many ranged units you can have?
>>320839987Germanics don't look like that anymore.All the babies born in Germany look pretty much Syrian/Turkish these days.
>>320840023Does that mean no-one plays lizard in tourneys?
>>320839440Everything east of the Oder is basically a slav.
>>320840023>Almost all armies in multiplayer tourneys are range heavyAhahaha, nice of you to expose yourself as a completely retarded shitter who is outright wrong and never actually plays MP or watches high level play. Mongoloid trash.
>>320840023yeah sure bretonnia is ranged heavy.
Can we go back to ratposting, somehow this MP guy is worse
>>320804423based
Farseer Caerys took two leaders as fools in the Kaurava conflict, Boreale and Indrick Boreale. Caerys found herself more and more troubled by visions concerning Indrick Boreale. Through ignorance, Boreale and his Space Marines would unleash horrible forces. What the Eldar must do was clear enough, although the Blood Ravens army marched into Tyrea, they squandered any chance. The Blood Ravens invented a new sport which involved putting Eldar into cages and seeing how far they could throw them into Tyrea. Pressed hard by the avalanche of cages, the Eldar fought frantically, and then were crushed under tonnes of cages. When the Blood Ravens found Indrick Boreale pounding Farseer Caerys, the Blood Ravens watched their debased kin with disdain and some fear. The wild pleasue that Indrick Boreale took in defiling Farseer Caerys would unleash horrible forces of Slaanesh.
>>320804757where the fuck can you find myth anymore? It's not on GOG and I can't find it on any unscrupulous websites.
>>320840387I blame CA>no DLC >no WH3
>>320839446Goys, please
>>320840378
>>320840517I'm suprised by the complete radio silence on WH3, my hopes are that this leads to them tweaking the engine and adding some much requested changes, but I'm afraid it's just cause they're taking so many side projects.
>>320840523If you stuggle with memecoast just do mortars early, later none of that matters when you get big gun. If you don't like mele infantry, don't do it.
>>320840387Wouldn't you prefer to talk about slavs and mongols, anon?
>>320804423
>>320840203more like east of rhine
>>320840659Hopefully they're fixing sieges and making the AI less retarded.
>>320840891Sieges would be one of the big things, another one would be a propper full map without a kiddie pool
>>320840659Don't be silly anon, we all know the real reason is because they are busy with their upcoming, groundbreaking, thought provoking, hero based, microtransaction heavy, first person shooter. To tweak the engine would cost too many charlemagnes for no real gains when they could be making much more profitable things like reskinning units for Lord packs.
>>320840970Probably also working on making the bighuge map not run like complete shit.
>>320840587That looks so autistic that I don't even care who he ranked where.
>>320840517You have no DLC.You have no WH3.But you know what you do have?YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES.>STEADY YOURSELF, BROTHER
>>320841083>YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES.THIS IS COMMANDER BOREALE
>>320841083Can we at least have xcom 3 brudha?
>>320841172BROTHER, I AM HIT>>320841173BROTHER, I WILL TAKE IT
>>320841059idk, he at least he's good at the game. Instead crying muh "ranged"
RUNES ! Never Ever !
>>320810123Not my president!Never Settra! RESIST!
>>320842009>Rune of slowness (Slow, as Dwarf should be)
>>320814006>Only 2 hereos>army is mostly shit peasants>all good units are cavalry, making them shit at sieges>can't even ransomThey feel so limited in the option and gameplay compared to other factions. It is sad.
>>320842332>only 2 heroes I wonder sometimes. How you made it past WH 1 when most faction had at best 2-3 heroes and 2 types of lords. Heh, Also bowmanii might be best T1 archer unit by game standart.
>>320842332>so limited in the option and gameplay compared to other factionsJust as GW would have wanted it.
>>320841172REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>320842332I agree mostly but take that T1 bowmen slam 3points in red on them and they´ll carry you almost the whole campaign
>>320842332>Only 2 hereosYOU ONLY NEED TWO, NIGGERONE FOR FIGHTING IN FRONT ONE FOR MAGIC>army is mostly shit peasantsYOU DON'T USE PEASANTS, NIGGERKNIGHTS ARE ALL THAT'S REQUIRED>all good units are cavalry, making them shit at siegesKNIGHTS SMASH DOWN GATES AND THEN SLAUGHTER COWARDLY ENEMIES HIDING BEHIND THEIR GIRLY WALLS, NIGGER>can't even ransomDON'T NEED MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE CHIVALRY, NIGGER
Convince me why I should start either aDirefin campaignGhorst campaignVolkmar campaignorAlberic campaignI literally see no appeal or/and no reason why I should pcik any of them.
>>320843272ghorst is shit but h starts with research bonus
>>320843157>YOU DON'T USE PEASANTS, NIGGER Knightmanii fears the peasants.>>320843272If you don't see any appeal then don't play, you dumb fuck.
>>320843272get modded victory conditions and alberic has based rogue army hunting objectives and easy access to sacking massif orcal for early game income
>reset norsca because constant high and dark elf harrass>main province revolts around turn 15, its a chaos army with a hellcannon and chosenwhat the fuck
>>320843391no u convince me to play them. am no autist
>>320840387I have a creeping suspicion that the guy that posts about MP and calls everyone singlecels is the same guy that spergs out about rats.
>>320842332Bretonnia is very good in sieges because they have lots of fliers, meatshields, very strong lords/heroes and a spell selection that helps against blobs and walls. Did you play the faction?
>>320843272Go full heretic on Alberic, burn pillage and murder your way through Bretonnia, grab the sword of Khaine and take the world, chivalry can wait
>>320843653>convince me to play with thing I don't likeWhat the fuck is wrong with you. Pick lord, see if you like them or not. Move on or stick for more. Aint rocket science.
>>320843662The same monotone insults every other sentence does fit the slave fag
>>320843653Anon the only person being autistic here is you.
>>320843662He is a r*tfag as well, that's for certain.Also when the second guy got banned big time some months back while the testautist was having a spergout in the same thread, the testautist posts weren't deleted while all of the other guy's posts, inlcuding a spare few that didn't have something to do with his furfaggotry were, so it leads me to believe they are not the same anon
>>320840489Just pirate it.
>>320843272Volkmar, easy.>THE RIGHTEOUS HAMMER OF SIGMAR>Turn One Blazing Suns>Turn One THE TATTASOULS>All Flagellants under Volkmar's command become Flagellants (Chosen)It is amazingly fun.
is it recommended to go all in with melee lords?I'm not very good at battles and I think most of the time I'm being too cautious.I want to start a Queek campaign because I like the look of the guy and him being a strong melee lord, is going head first with him into fights the go to move? and with others heroes in general
>>320844139Queek is a duelist type lord so he's better at taking on Lords and Heroes, someone like the Dawi LLs or Sigvald are the "melee expert" type which are an extra line holding unit.
>>320839220dwarfs are neutral good, brets are lawful neutral, helves are lawful good, welves are lawful neutral
>>320843983My hypothesis is that it is a shitposter unaffiliated with either group, that just shitposts about what he thinks will shit up the thread the most whether it be rats, anti rat sperging, mp, coomershit, histoidism (mostly around the release of Troy, remember how much retarded shitposting about fantasy being dead there was for like a week?) or >cheats.
>>320844139You don't want to send them alone into the entire enemy army unless they have the Sword of KhaineGenerally you want your lords/heroes going after their lords/heroes unless they are better at killing mobs of infantry or monsters instead of dueling.
So do we buy into that "TWH3 announcement in March" theory?
>>320840484>Indrick Boreale pounding Farseer CaerysNeeds rule 34 of this NOW
>>320840387you can post your MP rat battles
>>320844252Why are Brets neutral but Helves good instead of both being good?
>>320844139Use your general like you would use a normal unit. You wouldn't send 1 unit of spearmen off to fight 5 other units, right? Same thing applies here. Just prioritize other lords with him.
>>320844252>dwarfs>good
>>320844139Queek can kill basically any other lord in a couple of hits with the right items and skills, but he is weak against elite AP infantry. Be careful that he doesn't end up blobbed and you should be fine, bring some catapults or mortars to clear out the infantry blobbed on him.
>>320844298No?
>>320844340because helves don't hang their slaves on lamposts
>>320844242>>320844296>>320844375>>320844398thank you
>>320844398>but he is weak against elite AP infantryWhat isn't weak to that?
>>320844009>being poor
>>320844139It really depends.Throwing your General into combat has been something done since historical Total War. Difference now is that instead of having 30 - 120 bodyguard backing him up you have just one guy.Generally speaking, your Lord is best deployed into a part of the battlefield where he can make a difference. Don't have your Lord go attack a company of basic militia while your forces are being hacked apart elsewhere. Some lords, like Queek, are good at fighting other Lords, so send him to decapitate (quite literally) the enemy's command structure.Some lords, like Nakai, are great for wading into the thick of the enemy and devastating their ranks.Some lords, like Teclis, should be used primarily to cast magic upon the enemy. Don't send these lords to go fight some random infantry company and then forget to use their magic.Whatever you do, don't throw your lord into a suicidal fight and get them killed. Even though your Legendary Lord (faction leader) will revive later on, the morale blow your army will suffer upon their commander's death could end your battle right there.>>320844298March? Ehhhh IDK about that, but it's definitely at some point this year. That little Tzeentch creature picture in December was far from subtle.
>>320844637Eliter AP infantry
>>320844298March next year? Sure.
>>320839272>ICE COLD-
>>320844714BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
>>320844894EYE OF THE GOODS
>>320844874Fuck imagine a Chaos spawn cock between her tits
>>320844340High Elves>Been fighting against the forces of darkness for longer than anyone except maybe Dwarfs>Created the vortex, saving the world from Daemonic invasion>Taught the Empire magic in order to strengthen them against Chaos>The only faction with the naval power to keep the oceans safeBrettonia>Anyone who isn't a noble is treated worse than the dirt they live on. Might as well be vampires since they treat their people like cattle.>Retarded enough to think they could cleanse the whole world of Greenskins in an errantry war, in reality brought the entire armed forces of Brettonia to the middle of butt-fuck nowhere in the Badlands so Greenskins could rape and pillage their homeland with impunity>Talks about chivalry and honor but literally cannot defend/shield the world because they are stuck behind everyone elseOlder edition Brettonia used to be much better but GW decided they weren't grimderp enough.
>>320844874Frisk is a treasure. I'm not saying that just because he made predator porn.
>>320845137>imagine a chaos spawn AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, I'M GOING INSANE. HELP ME TZEENTCH.
>>320845252I mean flick. His artist handle is really generic though.
>>320845137No thanks, friend, that's too gross.Imagine instead a long black cock sliding in and out of her tits, now that would be amazing.All the Best,Welsh Dragon
>>320828771Based elves and questing knights, those kids are better off there than in some farm that gets raided by orcs.
>>320845137There already are lewds of Tzarina getting CHAOS'd
>>320845459kill yourself
>>320845459Welsh Cuckold
Do the skills that buff unit types apply to mounts? ie will a saurus on a carnosaur benefit from the Hunt Leader boosts or does it not count because its a saurus unit?
What if all of the various gods worshipped by mortals are really parts of the Chaos Gods?
>>320845459Uh, excuse me? BLACKED department, extension cuckpilled?
>>320845879>The Chaos gods are hurting and killing themselvesAt least it's in character
Haha wouldn't it be funny if I sometimes sent lone high elf female mages laone to dangerous lands surrounded by enemy factions and fantasize about her getting gangbanged by beastmen and lizardmen BVLLS haha now that would be hilarious.
>>320846085Fuck off niels.
>>320843794no you´re job to do´,>>320843889am not
>>320846178
>>320846085Hahahaha imagine her getting knocked up with hybrids that cuck Elf men have to raise hahahahaha
>>320846085Hahahahaha wouldn't it be awkward if I became hard over this hahahahaha
Even ratfags aren't as bad as this autist.
>>320844648stupid dumb fuck nigger I said it's not on GoG or for sale anywhere. You know poor people have poor reading comprehension.
Not gonna lie, high elf ladies are BUILT for lizardmen BVLLS
>>320846085>>320847087Lizardmen don't even have reproductive organs
>>320846938Ratfags operate within realm of possibility in warhammer, they play game and enjoy their faction.
>>320847164They do when Niels is in charge.https://peach.paheal.net/_images/90a2cb83cb7343be2ce2633e92edd78c/985494%20-%20Worgen%20Worgenhard%20World_of_Warcraft.png
>>320846938Which autist?
>No dwarf would ever admit it but, deep in his stubborn heart, even Hrathgar understood that the rats were now the true rulers of the Eight PeaksSo, why aren't you a Queek fan yet, /twg/?
>>320847278Ligger fetishist.
>>320846938t. ratfag
>>320846938Scalies > furries
>>320847303Queek is only reason i returned to game and drawing.t. drawfag.
>>320847303How old is Queek?I swear, everyone in warhammer, who isn't some nameless peasant, is agelessly immortal.
>>320847303What’s up with ratfags constantly talking about Queek? He is the most bland skaven lord both gameplay and lore-wise.
>>320847303Because he is the most boring Skaven LLEven Pestilens and Rictus has stuff to make them unique
>>320847543Cuckshittery is a negative modifier
>>320847568thats because timeline in total war games are different
>>320847392What if someone is both?
>>320840387Yes
>>320847620He's the best skaven character in the lore.
>>320847568According to novel barely more than 5 years.
>>320847620Number #1: he cute
>>320847303I wasThen I joined twgNo more
>>320847568Queek is between 5 and 20 years old, depending on how old skaven live naturally in canon. Different sources and editions give them different lifespans, but we know that by the ET he was almost geriatric which would be either mid 20s or about 40 years old or something in between.
>>320847620He is shown to be most compassionate Skaven at times when he is not on rampage.
>>320847828Sorry, phoneposting. What I meant was:I wasThen I joined twgNow more than ever
>>320804524
>>320848007Don't twist my words you faggotFuck off
>>320847808Post the real version of this pic.
>>320847937Kind of a sad extract.
>>320804367so with the new wood elves after rework, am i supposed to occupy heathlands or raze them or what? about to start a sisters campaign and I'm not sure how "tall" they're expecting me to play
>>320847392What happens to Lizardmen captured by Dark Elves? Do sexy Dark Elf sluts fuck them?
>>320847937Imagine a world where Skaven and Dwarfs were allies instead of enemiesThat sounds like a fun world
>>320848618That's your average total war campaign, though
>>320848596Partially skinned, kept alive until it grows back then skinned again. Lizard skin is a useful resource.
>>320848595Occupy or have allies own them to speed up the restoration
>>320847730>>320847895Even more impressive that he is so well known and hated.If the dwarfs weren't so rabidly vengeful then they could just shut the holds and wait a couple of decades for him to die.
>>320848741wouldn´t a skinned skink die of cold?A broader question how do they survive cold tempratures at all as cold-blooded?Why tf are there dinos in the snow?Why do I even get upset over a fantasy setting?
>>320848780tywas worried with economy nerfs it would be way to difficult to defend
>>320848915Same with Skarsnik, he is like 50 or something and he has more entries in the book of grudges than anyone else ever.Every character alive being the most powerful and best since the dawn of time is kind of a dumb trope.
>>320848915>Kidnaps Ikit or Throt and forces them to extent his life
>>320849004Dinos shouldn't even be cold blooded. Dinosaurs were obviously warm blooded.
>>320849093>extend*
>>320849041Based Malekith activating his elven intellect and dropping some truth bombs.
>>320849141>Dinosaurs were obviously warm bloodedStay in school kids
>>320848915Pretty sure most of the holds are already shut for one reason or another.Isn´t it like just Karaz-a-Karak and Barak-Var who are still open?
>>320849093Don't the grey seers have a life extending elixir as well? He could snag some of that from them.
>>320849258They were too big to be cold blooded and guess what? The closest living relative to dinosaurs are warm blooded. Check mate.
Any (good) mods that add Knights Panther and White Wolves to the Empire?
>>320849286Its just huge amount of warpdust-snorting that makes some of them older. The elixir is probably just pure warpstone or something.
>>320849389>chicken_looking_at_trex.jpeg
>>320849637That's right. Dinos were warmblooded and the vast majority of them did not have feathers or even proto-feathers. You cannot refute this.
>>320849430Pretty sure SFO add both. There is also Ulric roster expansion for both guards and knight's of the white wolf. Idk about panther. Never managed to make knightly orders mod work.
>>320849723Wasn't the planet hotter though?
>>320847698That grey-seer is cute! CUTE!
>>320849837Irrelevant.Coldblooded animals don't actually have cold blood, it refers to them not having an internal regulation for the temperature and need to for example bask in the sun to warm up. They still need warm blood to operate.
>>320847567cool pic bro.
>>320850009I know what it refers to you stupid little nigger. How is the planet being hotter not relevant?
Anyone know where to find stats for the siege defense towers? I want to compare them to a mod before I drop it in.
>>320849093Yes, there is no way kidnapping the second in command of two major clans, one wearing a power armor with a flamethrower arm and the other with three arms and an enhanced, heavily mutated body with the ability to wrestle ratogres could backfire in any way.
How do I get cav to be useful? It gets a bit boring having 75% of a stack be ranged units.
>>320850258rear charge
>>320847620He cute
>>320850050Its not mine tho.>>320850225Queek is insane and unhinged, he would think its great plan and fail most likely.
>>320850296I get that, and also I need to cycle charge. But units always get stuck in the enemy; all too often you get one rear charge in and then die because they can't get back out.
After the last DLC on there any secret Quest battles for the word elves or are all of them available on the quest battle menu map?
>>320850337Queek is insane, but not THAT insane.
>>320850424thats why you dont use shock cav, shock cav are pretty bad because they generally have poor stats, use chariots instead for cycle charging, but stuff like chaos knights, grail knights, blood knights, horned one riders, are fine for your purposes
>>320850671thanks
>>320850527After the last DLC on there any secret Quest battles for the Wood Elvesor are all of them available on the quest battle map?
>>320850164ranking order1. VC2. Skaven3. the rest
>>320851057I was more looking for numbers, but then I thought about the differences you mentioned and realized it didn't matter since they all get different types in the end. Silly me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNBxaXlWpE4
>>320851591Does anyone actually give a shit about Troy?
>>320851591>Troy
>>320833582>Mannfred is the only one allowed to have multiple lore'Tis the prerogative of the true von Carstein.
>>320851676given by the amount of likes to dislikes, no
>>320851693Fantacuck mad
>>320851676no, maybe after its finished I'll take a peek at it but its fucking garbage right now so I don't expect CA to magically turn it around
>>320851919Enjoy your minotaurs historybro.
>>320851919Ah yes, historically-accurate cosplayers!
who is Lawrence of aAraby in Warhammer world?
>>320833582>>320851767>Mannlet the wannabe Necrarch gets to have two full lores of magic>Slann, true masters of all 8 winds, get one eachSo fucking stupid>>320834014>Sword of Unholy Power is explicitly a conduit for the Winds of Magic, no Winds battery>Sword of Teclis is explicitly a powerful sword forged by Teclis to make up for his physical weakness, changed to a Winds batteryI fucking hate CA
>>320852276Al Muktar.
>>320852276Khazrak
>>320851676I pirated it the other day and its aight. Feels like I'm paying fuckin civ 6 though desu.
>>320852276Lorenzo of Araby.
>>320842332>he doesn't doesn'tknow grail lord + 18 grail paladin + damsel doomstackempire/elf newfag detected
>>320852709>Paladins are all old men without helmetsFucking gay
>>320852924But not all of them? well, you can replace the old farts with questing knight chad's head by editing *.wsmodel file.
>half my modlist still isn't updated
>>320853235My entire modlist was updated the same day the DLC came out, just like every time there is a new patch.
>>320816723that's because they deserve it more than whatever shit faction (you) like
>>320816723Bad. At. Release.
What's the most 'rare' rebel uprising?I've never seen dwarf rebels before
>>320816723Rats is the best faction after all.
>wanna come kill more rats?who would turn this offer down?
>>320853648What the fuck are all those events
>>320853648Vampire/skaven rebels that aren't the generic corruption rebels are pretty rare.
>>320853825>very low reliabilityClassic dwarf.
>>320853575Lizardmen were also pretty dogshit at release, I don't see them getting special treatment or amazing content. Half their fucking mechanics just straight up didn't work for like the first year of the game.
>>320853846Ovn add playble Albion.
oh no no no no no
>>320854156No I mean at the top of the screen all those icons stacked up behind the supply lines icon
>>320854276>YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES>BROTHER, I AM HITyoure gonna see a lot of this now
>CA has made 3 "historical" games since Warhammer 2 came out>they're all shitWhy don't they just stop?
>>320854276Cody-sama...I kneel...
>>320834014>>320852286He shits winds of magic as it is, he doesn't need another battery.
>>320854687don't worry, they'll stop making TW games altogether after they milk WH3 with shitty low effort DLC and release their groundbreaking hero based FPS
>>320854951>2021>FPSThey can't be serious
>>320855085with pink-haired brown heroines wielding graffiti-painted guns
>>320855085CA is like 1000 years behind on trends, this is known.
>>320854687I loved the posts on social media about how they got butthurt that every time they'd try and announce shit for their games the comments are filled with people asking for Warhammer news
>>320855228>y-you hurt our fee fees because y-you only care about w-warhammer!!!If they actually used their brains they'd announce the other shit AFTER they announced news for Warhammer.That way they'd appease Warhammer fans and gain some goodwill for the other shit in the process.They're so fucking braindead.
>>320855228If CA didn't fill a niche no one else does properly they wouldn't exist anymore because of their top-down retardation. Even if they really want to do history or other shit, now that they know they can make bank off fantasy warfare they should be hitting up all the different sword and sorcery IP's to bankroll what they really want to make.
>>320839220>lizardmen and chaotic in the same boxcan't even begin to explain the stupidity
>>320854838How can people watch this guy?
>>320855519I think it's mostly because their PR team can work with few projects and take one step at the time. Which is fucking weird. I know it's like around 2-3 people. But again being clear on thing would actually fucking help, instead of going full silent and then go upset. They really need someone to explain how things work. BASIC FUCKING THINGS. It's almost like no one at CA behave like human.
>>320855881but they have two teams, meaning they can multitask and work on multiple projects at the same time
>>320855881>It's almost like no one at CA behave like humanDiversity hires, man. They're all fucked in the head and live in their own little world.
>>320855085It was announced like two or three years ago, because they thought the HERO SHOOTER genre was going to be BIG because Overwatch was GOTY for ALL YEARS.I like to think that upon realization that Overwatch and that genre in general was a short lived fad, their marketing people started freaking out because they can't pull out now without looking bad to investors.
>>320855808CA feeds him info, he is very precise
DLC STUFFhttps://mobile.twitter.com/totalwar/status/1349733957458251778
>>320856492>Troy
>>320842273It actually slow anyone who charge them (or fight them if it level3) and it's hilarious, especially on a ranged unit who can stand and shoot against a charge. Cucking a elite infantry block of it's charge and getting two more round of shooting at them is hilarious.
>>320855881>going full silentThis is to ensure that people won't have high expectations from the game so they wont shitstorm metacritic. Bethesda and many other studios do the same shit
>>320856492>troylol
>>320856492>2 bros DLCThat's a pretty good implication desu.
>Thanquolfag generates more discussion than Troy newsWhy do we hate Troy? It's a decent game.
LMAO, I just wanted to merge like five units of dire wolves and they just disapeared, ca plz
>>320833582>Get a useless mishmash of spells>Get options to all but always go with the one or two that are superior to every other optionHonestly I don't see the appeal of either but it would be better to have the option
>>320855976>teams That just meme. At best they have some basement locked coding monkeys and some shack in a middle of fuck all to work at sagas.>>320856032I think it's more because reddit orbiting make them really slip in mindset of they can fuck with their audience without 0 repercussion. Keep in mind they are slippery as snakes. So they do lie, cherrypick and outright silence any sort of negative attention. They do know their shit too well. >>320856624Idk. It's not some massive release tho and just another shitty lord pack. Not worth it.
>>320856789>cheats>wtf why is game bugged??/ Ca stoopid lol
>>320857403
>>320855740Cold-blooded Logic.
>>320837765I found the deck gunner variant with long range armour piercing rounds are actually pretty good. If you have full necrofex spam it makes everything easy but gets boring pretty quicky
>>320857627Yeah but they have a slow rate of fire so filling an army with them is meh.
>>320857403>cheats>ui mods are cheats nowk elf
>>320858147>>now
>>320854107They got two DLC and FLC back to back and even if they got three more liggers would still cry reskin galore and that they were done dirty.
>>320823035tired of Throt's victory condition just being "capture settlements for chapter objective while archaon decides to only attack you"give me something less gay
>>320858691I think this is fate of any faction at this point.
>>320855881CA has 120+ PR retards whose job is to drink soi flavored coffee and be woke, this is a fact they bragged about their yearly review video
I want total war set in the distant future where planetary battles are just the enemy army standing alone on a field while you bombard them from orbit.
>>320855881>>320856870the real reason is because most of their PR team literally could not care less about the games and they get annoyed if you ask them questions that are not on their current scriptGrace is basically the face of CA's PR team and she could not possibly make it any more obvious how much disdain she has for the series, community and everyone's dumb nerd questions, she wants to get paid and move on to her own thing (writing her shitty YA novels)Joey was the sole PR person with any genuine interest or enthusiasm for Warhammer and CA has kept her locked in a shed since she said the wrong thing and spawned the CHARLEMAGNES meme
>>320833391Tyrion
>>320850337>and fail most likelyWorse. Succeed and wind up killing both of them and then drinking the wrong thing and dying, leaving 3 clans without their major figures and kicking off a colossal skaven civil war that would inevitably spill out onto the surface.
>>320858691>they got 2 shit lord packs and no good flc or faction mechanics, which are the same as launchlizards are the most fucked WH2 faction and need a rework on their faction and DLC
are there any mods for allowing skaven to do diplomacy with chaos? i'd settle for chaos doing diplomacy with everyone but I'm only seeing player-only
>>320835227The Egyptians did all that stuff as well, even the Norse would sometimes entomb thier servants with them when they died. I'm pretty sure Cathay (Warhammer China) has several different kinds of terracotta soldier including lion tomb guardians but they've been utterly neglected by GW
>>320858874The problem is that lizardmen lords are all either skinks, saurus or some variant of something that was already on release. Neither they are interesting or complex beyond "haha dinosaur people" because GW never really cared. You can't translate a nebulous prophecy into a mechanic, nor make them anything else than dinosaur people ridding dinosaurs or sending dinosaurs into battle. The only thing they have is their magic, and beyond giving them an ability to cause earthquakes to destroy settlements, there is nothing else to add, save for reskins.
>>320859158>>320859345The problem lies with lizardmen themselves, mechanically the only real issue they have that is egregious is a terrible early game economy. For a faction covered in gold head to toe, they don't have a good economy.
>>320859345this is ratfag bullshit they feed to people to keep other factions from getting fun mechanics and units
>>320858936>120+ This is so fucking awkward tho. Either numbers are boasting or they not take in account staff turnover. I mean 120+ people would mean their reaction speed should be fucking legendary. You at best have single post from Grace in months on reddit, 2-3 durning major release. >>320859003You probably right. They do hate their own audience, but it's mutual at least.
>>320858691Lizardmen could get 10 more fucking DLCs, but if every one has shit mechanics that do nothing to make them stand out from Mazdamundi and Kroq-gar, or either of the FLC lords, it's still going to be a shit, boring race. Lizardmen were fucked by CA in every respect except for the models.
>>320859581lizards shouldn't even really have an economy t b h
>>320859593Sell me on lizardmen then. Go ahead. What is unique about them past their aesthetic? What makes them unique beyond a melee centric faction with several melee SEMs and frail skirmishers? Mind you, that's more than much more one dimensional factions like vampire coast, norsca or vampire counts. What makes them unique?
>>320859581No, the problem is that their mechanics are dogshit and hardly even there. GeoWeb is a fucking number modifier that takes up a build slot in every capital where you want it to be relevant and the Blessed Spawnings are a collection of random, arbitrary buffs to a small selection of the the vanilla roster. Then the FLC lord didn't get anything unique about them at all. Compare that to Imrik, Alith Anar, even fucking Tretch has a campaign mechanic that at least slightly changes how you play with him. TTT and Gor-Rok are literally start positions, that all.
>>320859795I'd say Skinks and Krox kinda make sense to have upkeep because you're keeping them from working, but Saurus should just be free with caps
>>320849258hes right though, dummy
>>320859979They're the preeminent magic race that are supposed to make elves look like children with their mastery of magic.They have the blessings of their gods for certain spawnings of new Lizardmen.
>>320859767The problem is that all that there is to add are reskins or things that would change nothing. Chakax, Tetto'eko, Troglodons and Coatls could be added and loggers would still say the got just shitty reskins, because frankly, that is all that is left.
>>320810390>set up a series of alliances/non aggression pacts>allied AI chimps out and attacks another ally/pact holder>game forces you to chose one side since diplomacy has no nuance>you now have low reliability
>>320859345The problem with liggers is that they really boring to play. I mean for me it's personnal preference, but even for liggers players it's also the case. Almost same with dwarfs. They watered down and have nothing going for them. Well they did them super nuke frog and fix the web (I think), but if you compare Nakai to anything. Not even Markus he fucking suck. Te-he is also huge meme, despite being really somethig unique in lore. I don't think more units and some heroe that does X gonna change anything at this point. They do need overhaul rework on greenshits tier.
>>320804646Well skinks are the size of a human man, so if that elf is a child it makes sense.
>>320858936Why would you be proud of getting your dick covered in shit?
>>320859979DinosaursAnd dinosaurs with ballistasAnd dInosaurs with orbital satellite lasersAnd a frog with nukes
>>320859795TrueLogically, lizards should work like TK, building spawning pools that produce a set number of free units. You don't need to pay lizards, they just work.The "economy" should then be some special system of raising magical power for the Geomantic Web, a bit like VC have dark magic as their "money". You can spend your "money" to construct buildings, raise cities, etc. OR you can spend it on the battlefield for magical effects. Like Mazdamundi could trigger a massive earthquake that brings down a city walls, but the magic comes from the same pool of "money" you're using to construct buildings, so you've got to balance the two.Or something, I don't know. I don't like how every faction has the same economy basically. I don't like how even when it comes to recruiting dragons as helves you're just spending money like you're buy them at the market or something.
>>320859740CA is actually the biggest UK dev and one of the biggest EU studiosif you take that fact and compare it to their quality of releases, you scratch your head and think about how inefficient they areWH1 saved them from going under and they used all that money to work on like 8 different projects and release a yearly TW and develop some shitty games for dead genres like hero FPS, card games and mobile versions of Rome and WH
>>320860218And they have that represented by being able to awake different types of Slann each at a different power level with different lores. Blessed spawnings are also in the game already.>>320860304That's because they are very good at melee centric builds with good infantry and SEMs. All boils down to a melee brawl with magic support, either life to tank hits or fire to deal them. Which is a design problem. That is all that there is to it. The problem isn't within anything else but lizardmen themselves.
>>320860249The problem isn't the units, it's the racial and factional mechanics. Vanilla Lizardmen mechanics are dogshit, see >>320860021 . FLC lords are basically vanilla lords and DLC lord mechanics are meh at best.
>>320860505TK have an economy, they pay for units, they just don't pay upkeep for them and have caps for it.
>>320860749>And they have that represented by being able to awake different types of Slann each at a different power level with different lores.Each of whom are weaker casters than High Elves Archmages, who can also dominate in melee thanks to Incendiary and Dragon mounts.>Blessed spawnings are also in the game already.Blessed spawnings are arbitrary garbage that just give a unit some random buff that CA pulled out of a hat. It doesn't even apply to half of the Lizardmen roster. They had a whole 6th edition rule to pull from for this mechanic and they completely ignored it.
Next DLC is the pre order DLC.
>>320860685That's what happens when look at small sample data trends and use it to make decisions about a subject they know nothing about
How do I imrik?do I just give the spot on the toilet bowl away?
>>320860775And what are they missing mechanically from their fluff short of being able to cause gigantic earthquakes?
>>320861172So Kislev?
>>320861278Yes, ignore Caledor.
>>320860685>if you take that fact and compare it to their quality of releases, you scratch your head and think about how inefficient they areI mean, yes. But also they often stay they work on smaller scale with "small family" buisness meme. Jesus. >they used all that money to work on like 8 different projects Britbongs are fucking stupid. It's miracle WH didn't put them into grave.
>>320845137>>320845459Kill yourselves
How do you stop niggas from shooting down your cavalry?
>>320861289Geomantic Web is used by the Slann to cast their magic over large distances, that's missing. Slann can also use their magic to teleport armies, that's missing too.Blessed spawnings are woefully under inclusive of the roster and, as I've said before, the buffs that each unit gets look like they were pulled out of a hat. They're completely random and arbitrary with no relation to either the unit or the Old Ones. See >>320861056 for what a proper mechanic should look like.
>>320861705kill them
>>320859979They're a race of contrasts and contradictions. They're the most advanced race in the setting, with orbital satellite weaponry and planetary magic information superhighways while also being stuck in the stone age. They're bestial killers fighting with savage tooth and claw while working to achieve the goals of hyperintelligent Tier-4 Civilization autism geckos. The heart of the Lizardmen is contradiction. You even see it in individual units. Saurus Oldbloods are scaly paladins, heroes of perfect courage that would rather stand and die a million times than allow their charges to be hurt, but they're also autistic meat robots that will murder a Slaan's own attendants for looking at their frogdaddy the wrong way. The Slaan themselves are living super computers, capable of running through the possibilities of millennia-long plans, calculating the alignment of stars and dimensions in their heads. But they're also too dumb to think through the consequences of their individual actions (Mazdamundi meets the helfs).
>>320861782I may or may not have clicked the wrong thumbnail when posting that image.
>>320861347Not race, two lords.>inb4 chaos double team with beastmanii and WoCNever ever tho.
>>320861056Then it is just a matter of adding the missing lores, of which lizardmen aren't the worst or even the only offender. Mind you high elves didn't either get redundant additions like male archenages or dragon mages. Nor did Kemmler get his full army list. Just accept it, you liggers are needlessly salty over not being given the passion project treatment. Lizardmen aren't bad nor boring, and the ancient salamander nerf wasn't the end of the world. Of all the hordes they have the more mechanically complex and Tehen was padded out. The rest is just by design.
>>320844283It's amazing how every single consistent thread on this site has at least a few autists who devote their waking moments to shitting it up before getting banned and doing it again. Somebody should do a study on how one's brain degenerates to that point
>>320861929>twoThere's a lot more than that.
>new Troy DLC announced 1 hour ago>literally nobody cares>1 (one) single post mentioning that nobody cares>0 attention on reddit>youtube comments all about Warhammerhonestly this is sad, when are CA going to just give up and focus on WH? read the room guys
>>320860505>economy is treated like the ardent mages from endless legend, where you can spend money to cast spellsanon who proposed slann diplomacy, i'm stealing this for my lizardmen manifesto
>>320861782What do they think about tranny rights?
>WUNDERWAFFEN!
QUICK SOMEONE MAKE A THREAD BEFORE THE RATFAGS
>>320862060>honestly this is sad Imagine being SAGA team and sit there with "JUST" face all the time.
>>320862151They dont have sexes at all
I'm trying to do a Warriors of Chaos campaign and the Wintertooth just won't fucking die. I've been chasing them around the entire fucking north and they just keep randomly killing one of my awoken norscan tribes and stealing my vassals right under my nose. And in doing so, they get another 4 settlements that I have raze again. I've killed Throgg 5 times now but he has never offered to confederate. What the fuck is this bullshit campaign.
Quick someone make a thread before the elffags
>>320861942I'm also fucking mad about CA's treatment of Kemmler. Lizardmen aren't bad, but they are most certainly boring.
>>320862364>he fell for advisor advice memeOh nonono, look at this southlander.
>>320862151They think sexual reproduction is fucking disgusting. >Don't look at "her">look at me>Stop looking at dicks.>dicks are temporary >the Great Plan is eternal
>>320861782And how do we translate that into a mechanic that changes how they play? RNG?
>>320862060i really do hope that they don't end up misreading this as people not liking history, instead of what it actually is (people not liking trash games)would hate to see history never come back once warhammer gets every dlc under the sun
>>320862583New
>>320862493It's one of the few unique mechanics the campaign has and I'm supposed to ignore it because it barely fuckin works? This game of playing whack-a-mole with factions resettling ruins is miserable, what even is the point of WoC
>>320862431I say their more urgent issue is movement and economy. They could use padding on their early game economy by reorganizing their building trees, and speaking of trees, they could and should have an underway stance inside Lustria.
>>320862364just offer to confederate yourself and it should accept if you have killed him alreadyalso ally with Skaven instead the Norscans are useless but Skaven will actually colonize everything you raze which makes your job a lot easier
>>320856789What UI mod are you using my dude?
>>320860685think of it as a tithe, otherwise the globo homo would have closed the studio
Which game has the best naval battle?
>>320865572fall of the samurai
>>320836059>Needing to spam click to get his units to follow their orders.>Unironically defending this bad mechanic.Do you people ever reread your posts out loud.
>>320823035Gimme Eltharion or 00 for Sarthorael
>>320859581>For a faction covered in gold head to toe, they don't have a good economy.Is that really a surprise? When yourr wearing all your gold, how can you possibly spend it?
