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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station
>serial coomer rebanned, didnt last long
>booru updated again
>tots buy cult pamplet pr made

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>>320163140
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed] [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts

>Roleplay Guides
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/A_Crash_Course_In_Roleplaying
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Space_Law

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>HELP CANT'T CONNNTECT???????
You need at least version 512 to connect now. Try the latest beta first (through the BYOND launcher), it should be functional.
If not, here's 512.1464 which is confirmed to be mostly unfucked http://www.byond.com/download/build/512/512.1464_byond_setup.zip

>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
https://discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/G468vcr

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed] [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
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*smacks lips* what a rotten way to die
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You ever get so mad at a /vg/ admin that you post your own IP in the /vg/ thread
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when are we getting stars that we can travel to and die on?
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>die to the big maxcap targetting bridge
>"oh shit, nuke ops. Truly this is the end"
>read in deadchat that they purchased an RPG
>smile knowing that we already won
And win we did
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>S*yconsumer roles ops again
>FLUBBS AGAIN
keep ADHD zoomers away from my ops
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lol @ discordtrannies shitting up the thread during the poll
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short but interesting round
it's a good study on why you should never buy the stealth operative kit, if you don't explode people will just steal all your shit.
on a side note watching Otab shoot a dead operative with 50 bullets was fairly humorous
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>sneed and hitler
I just wanted to kill them or pay them to kill eachother.
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>>320639918
retards should be banned from team antags t b h
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I want shana sanders to sit on me so badly I need it
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why did my post get deleted
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>>320640595
>not wanting her to suffocate you with her gigantic tits.
cringe
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recent PRs, go post on github if you want your voice heard 1/2

>No xenoarch analysis heating, rework box outpost.
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28537
removes the need for cooling from the xenoarch analysis machines, remaps the science outpost for box/meta/castle, see PR for screencap

>Fixed a bug where you could not build cyborgs if the cyborg jobs did not exist
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28545
fixes a bug that stops people from building cyborgs on castlestation

>Sends a discord killphrase after a round has ended
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28546
locks the #ick channel on discord for five minutes to encourage threadposting after a round ends

>Fixes mosin and obrez inhands
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28550
MERGED, fixes the inhands and back sprite for the mosin/obrez not appearing, changes the mosin/obrez nullrod skin to use the updated sprites

>Improves advanced security camera zoom function
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28551
MERGED, makes the camera icons on the advanced security camera scale properly with zoom

>Fixes a bug with ED209's tasers
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28553
guns from looting an ED209 no longer show up as full when they are empty

>Smoke may no longer be dragged
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28554
what it says on the tin

>Fix/rework droppers
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28556
fixes droppers not working as intended after several years, rejoice

>Adds Three New Items to the Traitor Uplink for Cooperative Traitors
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28558
adds the stone mask, cult pamphlet, and changeling vial to the traitor uplink, costing a whopping 60 TC for normal traitors, and 100 TC for nuke ops. This requires either three traitors to pool their TC or ops to cooperate with a traitor on-station.
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>retards are mad about a joke ban on a nonexistent player
Literally cope
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>>320640921 2/2

>Fixes centcomm sending the wrong nuclear codes
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28559
MERGED, fires the guy at central who sent the wrong nuke code, and also fixes a rare but hilarious bug where the announced nuke code in blob's endgame is wrong

>Fixes monkeymen/cloned men identities
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28560
fixes some fucky behavior with cloning and losing identity, please use the in-game report to make an issue if this is still happening

>Runechat now shows *me emotes.
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28561
MERGED, what it says on the tin
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>>320640595
This but with Xivva
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>>320641162
>i made a joke and i am the server master so it was funny
>please clap....
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avalibros where are we at I'm so lonely
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>>320641162
free the sneed.
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>>320641348
>he has an issue with authority while simping for Donald Trump
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/pol/ out, post spess
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>>320641423
I have an issue with furries, I never cared for american politics
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Want to hear a joke?

A gay furry with a wolf fetish who acts like a total faggot is the headmin of VG
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I remember when we would joke ban players and it was funny. The only reason this wouldnt have been funny is if no one cared but a retarded magat had to sperg in the thread and now its very funny
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>>320641942
t. veers
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https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Maximilian_Veers cringe bro lmao
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>>320642017
Biden is your president in 8 days
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>2565
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing
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"It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came into ss13 too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over."
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>>320642784
:(
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>>320642465
t. a gay furry who has to be careful when he gets fucked in the ass lest he gets broken in half due to his weak genetics
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>>320640091
I don't understand the stealth mindset and it's good those brainlets get punished for it. Stealth ops, when everything goes to plan, ends with one guy taking the disk when nobody notices as 4 other ops sit in the shuttle and jack off. It's incredibly boring, and there might be some interesting parts if the guy gets caught in the middle but usually then it's just normal ops sans a squad member.
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>>320643330
you'll never be a biden boy like that
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>>320643431
is biden boy codeword for bum boy?
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>>320643396
Stealth antaggery is fun for the antags. That’s a lot of fun concentrated in very few people, but people don’t really care when the same happens with Wizards.
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>>320643396
I once managed to stealth ops with a fucking mauler in my group lol. Somehow no one noticed us pulse rifling through the walls to get to the disk and only noticed us when we were 3/4 of the way out.
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>>320643330
>weak genetics
Ill have you know i have 100 percent pure bavarian phenotype i can withstand anything, unlike you who is having a tantrum over the fake orangeman getting fake banned from a game hes never heard of. Maybe if people like you who knew the important things to focus on worked for him youd have a wall or a second term. Maybe you'll be able to sperg hard enough next time
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>>320643972
*burp*
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>>320643802
wizard really sucks, it's a really weird antag because while antags aren't supposed to make the entire round fun for everybody it just makes security the protagonists of the round because they're the only clowns with tools to kill a wizard that early
>>320643856
stealth ops but it's only because nobody cares is pretty funny
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What kind of roles to biden boys play?
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>>320646085
Janitor and mime
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Join and ready up
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>>320647103
No
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>>320567123
My apologies for the retardation; I'm still learning how 2 paramedic.
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>they made the sad cunt furfag headmin of vg
no way in hell you guys are that retarded
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>>320649678
the host is some fag ass nigga who jacks off to pokemon, what did you expect?
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>>320650178
>the host is some fag ass (*pedo) nigga who jacks off to pokemon (*and little boys), what did you expect?
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>>320649638
don't worry
suffering the wild ride gives people time to think about all the godawful decisions they made that led to them getting hurt
It's a good thing, really
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>>320641853
Wrong, he's a gay furry with a fear of wolfsonas because he was traumatized and has PTSD from that time he was raped by a wolf dildo
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why is there some cross server observer nigger on /vg/, is some trannoid from TG trying to get his glowing voucher?
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>>320653183
We collaborate with TG (and other servers) with respect to bans, notes, and connection history.
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>>320653183
>/vg/
*VG
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>>320639725
do not lewd the jugg, he just wants to punch
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>>320654706
sneed
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sneed station thirteen
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>>320657641
would sneedstation's main purpose be to sell seeds?
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Aaah, old roid.
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>Virus outbreaks
>Refuse to take cure, see if virus kills me or not first
>Final stage is puking cockroaches
>Spend the entire rest of the round in my department puking cockroaches
Imagine curing a superpower
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thanks for being a good seccie and correcting my retardation aaron
you french faggot
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Moral of the round : act like a cultist, get treated like one.
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>>320658458
Best roid moment was veers adding blast doors to the cap office then forgetting to give them density so you could still walk right through them
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>>320659853
I barely did anything, but thanks

>>320659904
I got it reported to me and swore an oath to keep it secret
Unfortunately V*ers found out
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Got banned from TG for invoking the
Bix nood meme.

The strange thing is that it was a retroactive
banning, i said it and then got banned
the next day, which means some tranny
admin got mad.

Decided not to play anymore even
when the ban expires in 2 days because
fuck trannies and fuck admins
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>>320660293
stupid polposter
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>>320660293
Seethe
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>>320660293
cope
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Lmao the discord really is out in full force today.
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>>320660293
keyed
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>goonchat
fucking disgusting.
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>>320648227
awesome picture
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We farming carp today boys
Was gonna release a backpack full of baby carp in medbay post-round since we got stranded but some non-antag in a mech killed me 20 seconds before the rock cooked
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did anyone get a screencap of the bar?
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>>320676349
I didn't but it looked very nice. I liked the curtains
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>be borer-diona with crew ID
>see hacked door to sat
>curious, check it out
>see engineerdude there, say hi
>he points to the turret room hes standing in, while im standing in the doorway, beckoning me in
>he quickly gets out of the room and turns on lasers
>ahelp "OH SHIT WAS THAT VALID"
>apparently it is cuz i wasnt supposed to be there also i found an emag and used it on a windoor earlier
>my diona body is brought to medbay, i live but cant retaliate against such anti-plant actions.
>instead opt to be a fucking IC nerd and report him to sec knowing nothing will come of it
>hes actually arrested and the emag he stole from me gets taken from him
>i waste his time with interrogation for being a shitter
>spend 10 seconds in jail cuz i wasnt allowed to be on the sat
you're a good pal, birdsec friend
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>>320676506
>>ahelp "OH SHIT WAS THAT VALID"
faggot
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>>320676689
don't blame me for the fact that diona-killing is the muddiest of fucking waters. it used to be against the rules back in the day, now it's just mud.
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>>320676418
>>320676349
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>>320678119
I didn't even notice the S the first time
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>>320641853
>>320649678
>>320650178
>>320650480
>>320651498
whole lotta samefag on the thread today
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>>320679539
>everyone who doesn't like me is a samefag
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i hope you realize at some point you will stop being creative with your bars and stagnate while losing your reason or care at all for doing so
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>>320679539
:)
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>>320650178
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>>320679658
how did this even
w
what
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>>320647103
Can't. I robusted the sad loser kids who are ooc fagpals with the admins here.
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>>320680626
appears to be someone who tried to bagularity the shard and failed
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>>320676873
I think now you can ice a diona nymph for any reason if they're fucking with you
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>>320685730
what constitutes "fucking with you"?
standing in the same room as you?
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>>320685796
I'd imagine any shitter behavior goes for that, monkeys got the same treatment
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>>320675893
what's the best way to get a lot of carpotoxin for that?
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>record wizard ZASing themselves into the shard chamber and almost failing to blow it up
>OBS shat itself out
*scream
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>>320686351
Botany I'd guess
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REBORN
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>>320686351
Advanced chemnigger knowledge.
>>320690683
I too, enjoy onions
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>HoS on Deff
>My only roundstart officer has no hands
>She asks for and gets an assistant to help her out
>Send them over to the HoP line to get him upgraded to security cadet
>Another officer appears
>Captain calls out that there's an invisible wizard
>Ah shit
>Open the armory and tell the gang to arm up
>No pun intended, Stumpy. Sorry.
>HoP fucking dies
>Explosions
>; OPS
>Oh fuck oh shit
>Grab magboots and a full air tank
>Armory fucking explodes
>Run out of the brig and just follow the pinpointer to medbay
>Hearing breaking glass and gunshots
>Medbay is full of angry shitbulls
>Nukeop with an Eshield is in there, pointer is indicating him
>Nukie advances on me while the dogs come after me
>Shoot some dogs and retreat a bit, switch my egun for the lawgiver
>Get into a running gunfight with the nukie as he tries to join his pals
>Nukie is dragging the paramedic and hauls him into maint
>See two other nukies down the hall and chase him in
>Shoot a bunch of ricochets into maint, he fucking explodes
>Disk respawns somewhere else
>It's medbay again
>Make a stand there with Stumpy and her assistant
>Nukie comes in blowing holes in the place with grenades or something
>Blast him with lasers and he goes down in an explosion
>Things seem calm
>Call the shuttle
>Find the cap's head next to an RPG
>Shard explodes, killing the cadet, and blowing off the only doctor's robotic limbs and blinding him
>Fill the captain in on what happened and huddle up in medbay until the shuttle arrives
>Everyone goes home (except the HoP, they were never recovered)
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>>320657897
Bro that was two days ago stop reposting your bagulo jfc
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>>320692021
STFU he can post all he wants you dick
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Why are we still here, just to suffer?
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>>320691491
>paramedic
>gear up, invisible wizard spawning pibbles in medbay
>team up with other paramedic to toolbox the dogs
>walk into surgery, find disk
>huh, weird
>walk out of surgery
>op pops out of maint
>get my ass promptly handed to me, op drag body around with sec hot on his tail
>gets in a gunfight with hos
>eimplant blows, body deleted in process
>disk respawns exactly where it was the first time in surgery
medbay is suffering
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>>320686351
farm carp and kill them for toxins
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>>320692021
You're complaining about it being posted on 2 or 3 threads tops? There's people who spam the same shit for years here
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>>320649678
veers isn't a furry and last time I checked I'm not headmin yet
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vg is a retarded hrp server
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>>320698516
yes, and?
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>>320698615
basically youre a faggot
ss13 isnt meant to be like this
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>iroquois henry captain
>dunsel hordon
i bomb as a non antag
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>>320698516
>vg
>hrp
Got downs syndrome, son?
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>>320699940
tell me why there are 30 people doing bar rp every round and nothing else to do because antags dont do shit
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>>320700160
I think it's funny that you think everything that isn't team deathmatch murderbone from the first second of a round is HRP
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>dunsel kills and forcibly borgs felicity
>she namepicks her borg static
>metabuddy goes into panic mode
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https://pastebin.com/RSR8b42h
definitely an interesting round, i enjoyed it

>>320699741
sorry if my playstyle isn't to your liking, i know i can be kind of abrasive
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>>320701894
i bomb as a non antag
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Got alot of mileage out of that little cloner setup I wanted to do.
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>>320701848
VG everyone
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Is welderbombing acceptable on snaxi because of the lack of vacuum?
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>>320702949
That's a good question. As someone who's been on the business end of a lot of admins I'd say it's definitely more acceptable but it'll still fuck up the atmosphere via coldness and make air alarms annoying. You would be at least "valid" if you did it for no reason but I could see where an uptight admin would get pissed off
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>>320702167
Pretty nice, keep at it botany bro
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>>320701848
statics should not also use borg statics if it can be predicted this way. This is definitely an advantage to know what borg name someone would pick
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>>320692021
Oh no! Someone is posting about the game in the thread again! Call the police, this has to stop!
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>>320701848
lmao, but VG isn't dead
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>station all fucked up from engineers blowing shit up
>playing surgeon but cant be fucked evacuating so just beat myself to death
>while i'm tabbed out get saved and taken to medical shuttle and revived
>tab back into game and i'm awake in the medical part of the ship
>like 50 doctors treating vox trader
>it's screaming these bird noises
>try to scan it but have the wrong hand selected and accidentally punch it in the groin
>"what are humans doing"
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hello /vg/

>>320701848
I could excuse the "I didn't see that silicon before" angle but using the static is pretty weird. Going to look at it
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>>320707170
>medical shuttle
i meant medical room of the shuttle
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>>320707170
>>320707386
I blew myself up after the rock cooked. Killed a few docs.

I had some lag issues while playing, but besides that, how was my traderplay? First time I've played trader.
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>>320707835
Yeah you killed me kek. I enjoyed your trader play anon.
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has matt released the reborn code yet?
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What a cool bar that round
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>>320712757
It was pretty rad. Of course the shift after started with two people and later grew to a whopping three.
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a spic, a jew and a nigger walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "get the fuck out"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
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Anybody got any advice or a guide for a complete noob? Or is trawling the wiki the best place to start?

Never played before, dont even know which server to go for, but would love to get into it
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>>320723615
Join /vg/
Play assistant
Read the guide on the wiki
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>>320723615
what this guy said
>>320723703


Of course i have to add this since maybe you have braincells, play reborn and eris
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>>320723615
Be yourself, read the rules, don't hesitate to ask question in game to admins (F1) or to other people.
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Remove maint access for assistants when
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>>320723969
when you suck my throbbing cock and inhale the dry smegma
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>>320724447
Suck my fat fucking nuts greyshit
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>>320724516
No no, first you must present your lip touching my ballsack and i will pull the zipper up around your bottom lip when i cum, also you must be female and drink what i give you
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>>320723615
Read the rules carefully, never break character, and have the wiki open while you're playing. Most importantly: have fun.
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>>320725806
>never break character, and have the wiki open while you're playing. Most importantly: have fun.

lol faggot, the newfag can do as he likes, he can join and run straight towards medical to smash windows and raid the chems and there is nothing you can do about it or else get banned
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>>320725975
sounds like you're the newfag
there's plenty I can do
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>>320725975
If the newfriend does that, he'll get bwoinked and get a talking to, assuming he doesn't get arrested or disarm-spammed, or chloraled
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>>320701894
You more so come off like an incel demanding to he treated like an officer.
I wish ss13 had voice chat so I could laugh for days and the weak sounding freaks that play sec and command.
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>>320723703
>>320723963
Noice
Thats pretty much what i had planned

>>320723913
I know about /vg/, what's Reborn and Eris?

>>320726215
Got it, don't taud chemicals unless i want a stun baton sounding
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>>320726215
>If the newfriend does that, he'll get bwoinked and get a talking to

LMAO
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>>320723615
wiki is allright I guess
A lot of information is outdated or incomplete because no one ever bothers to update it (fuck you, coders)
but it's still your best source
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>>320726326
>I know about /vg/, what's Reborn and Eris?

Eris is lite-public lifeweb

public lifeweb is reborn

lifeweb is the garden of eden of this game if you enjoy roleplay

ill leave this video and it's up to you to find the reborn discord and about eris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7H3ws9A3nY
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>>320723615
>Anybody got any advice or a guide for a complete noob? Or is trawling the wiki the best place to start?
I was in your shoes a while ago and by far the best way to start is to read the wiki. It's recommended to read as much as you can, but really you just need to read the basics (ie. "the basics" plus job descriptions and guides to things that everyone should know, like basic first aid) to start with. Stay away from any job that requires you to have skill at the game and/or RP starting out - as you play through easy jobs like bartender or botanist or cargo tech and cut your RP teeth you'll become familiar with the basic mechanics of the game and you will be able to take on more advanced jobs. Many people will be happy to show you how to play if they can see you don't know what you're doing, unless you're doing something like playing a doctor without knowing how to do surgery or fucking up as an antag in which case you will get bullied and you will deserve it for being a retard. Many rounds are low population and relatively slow and are a good way to branch out; it's a lot easier to learn first aid when there's one moderately injured person instead of two in crit who need surgery, one dead, one on fire and the power going out.
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>>320726546
lifeweb is a horrible abomination of atrocious gameplay and degenerate players. Don't bother.
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>>320723615
read through the crashcourse part of the wiki maybe
join the game
become a assistant
survive
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>>320726770
Don't let this bitter furfag sway you young newfag, watch the video play the game and you will see, or you won't
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>>320726326
/vg/ is the server located at ss13.moe, discussed in this thread (though other servers are also welcome!). It tries (emphasis on try) to be the vanilla ss13 experience without too much deviation from the original gameplay, not compromising original mechanics, not switching to a different setting. /vg/ is notably the only server with 100% public logs.

Reborn is the public version of lifeweb.
Lifeweb is a total conversion of ss13 taking place on a dystopian planet, with a strong medieval sci-fi theme. It is a HRP server with little rules, and invite-only membership. More info on lifeweb at https://lfwb.ru/index.php?title=EN
Personally I think it's a circlejerk of edgy Russians, but to each their own.
Notably, if you get "raped" by someone, you're supposed to play along, or else you get singled out as a bad player. Lifeweb players are allowed to metagrudge one another for some reason.


CEV:Eris takes place in a large spaceship filled with monsters and loot. Your goal is to explore the gigantic maintenance to find treasures and survive the random events. It is close to lifeweb in sprit while still being in space with the traditional ss13 jobs.
More info at https://wiki.cev-eris.com/Main_Page.

Welcome to ss13.
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jukebox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZNtticFI60
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>>320724643
Suck my fat fucking nuts greyshit
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>>320726920
>though other servers are also welcome
wrong
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>>320727029
As long as they don't spam the thread and provide interesting commentary, I see no reason why not. Just gotta respect the OP.
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>>320726920
Solid post
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>>320726892
well, if he's the type that likes lifeweb, I'd rather have him play that than shit up /vg/, it's true.
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>>320727074
Fuck off furry
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>>320727221
The ace up my sleeve is your retarded lol
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>>320726215
>newfriend
only spinless cunts say this
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>>320727320
wow, that oughta convince anyone, for sure.

why don't you explain where the excellent roleplay was hiding whenever I tried to play this fluoride deathmatch?
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>>320727756
Yeah you're on here already, call him a fag, faggot
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>>320723615
play cargo tech and push crates around.
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>>320727756
>trying this hard to fit in
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>>320725975
I can chloral him and cut his fucking arms off and be fine actually.
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>>320730271
What attempt was of logic in that wrought heap of misformed flesh you call a mind brought you to that vain conclusion?
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>>320731626
>still trying too hard to fit in
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Remember when we talked about Space Station 13?
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>>320732842
no
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>>320732842
What's that?
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>>320732628
To fit in to the collective was not my aim Sir it was merely a mocking of your chosen words, so vain and flowery it was a thought of mine to have been by merely a peasant fancying himself a writer!
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>>320733937
We get it, you're a 4chanoid, you need to add fag to everything.
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>>320734092
>4chanoid

Get out.
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>>320734906
>autism
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>>320734092
You continue this conflict but i have no further interest
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>>320735095
>autism
>uses 4chanoid

Faggot.
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>>320735367
Is that why you responded? To get the last word to feel like you won your mongolian basket weaving argument?

>>320735494
Did I strike a nerve?
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Sup spessmen
Do:
Nicholas Blaine
Glassedeclipse
Sunflower
Little Dorothy
Kaylie Morgan
Leonid 'woohoo' vent killa
Lionel 'metagame' hutz
NIPPLES

Still play?
These were my bois. My bois.
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>>320735764
Lionel, Nicholas, and nipples still play
Nipples is an admin
Nicholas aka juantoto is still his autistic self and is a huge faggot.
lionel hutz aka flarg switched his name to miguel sanchez since he's another huge faggot and knows people will metagrudge him.
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>>320735570
So if i cease communication after this volley shall we call it a draw?
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>>320735954
>Nipples is an admin
>The best clown is admin
BASED

>>320735954
>Nicholas aka juantoto is still his autistic self and is a huge faggot.
If he plays RD (objectively the best RD), based
Shame hutz fears the metagamer, as he used to regularly send me looc messaged he'd metagame me, which I though was cute
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>>320736080
>objectively the best RD
Juan is a fucking moron.
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>>320735570
>Did I strike a nerve?

No, just tried too hard. Fuck outta here.
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>>320736225
And RD requires 0 IQ unga bungering the same actions every round therefore he is the best
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>>320735764
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
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>>320736236
Sounds like someone is mad
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>>320735764
>does flarg still play
He is starting to burn out a bit so hes slowed down, but he still shows up every now and then to get bullied
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>>320736619
>Sounds like someone is mad

>being mad about fags on 4chan
Shiggy
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>>320736619
the only emotion you fags are capable of making someone feel is disgust
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>>320727803
The "fluoride deathmatch" will not improve unless everyone agrees to role play more. And the only way to convince people to RP more is for you to RP more. Be the change you want to see in the serb.
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>>320737998
He's talking about reborn, I think.
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>>320737998
Fluoride deathmatch convos have been the same for too many years. RP is not the issue, never has been. Chloral is, was, always will be the issue. And cults bullshit infinite silence stuns.

I rp far more than most and I use that RP given trust to sleep-murder people because until its nerfed its simply by far the most effective way to kill people without being put to sleep yourself
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>>320738169
In that case, I misunderstood him. My bad.
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>>320726920
>>320726546

Thanks guys, balls deep in the wiki as I type, and will probably stick with /vg/ for now

One thing: I keep seeing furry references literally everywhere, and I don't just mean in this thread.
Im not trying to be a cunt and antagonise, but is this something I need to be aware of??
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>>320723615
play assistant
read the starter guides on wiki
get good with hotkeys
learn basic medical/medicine so you know how to save lives and yourself
play cargo or janny
branch out from there

dont get sudden confidence after a month of playing and act like you know more than anyone
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>>320738592
Also something I've having trouble finding a solid answer to this. How long is an average round?
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>>320738592
Byond was made by and for furries. Half of the servers are furry ERP serbs. Some of them have routinely over 50 players. This is just the reality we live in.

/vg/ is mostly furry-free and if you see a catbeast in the game, you are 100% free to kill them with zero consequences.

>>320738729
Anywhere from 30 minutes to 4 hours, with an average duration of 1-2 hours.
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>>320738592
aslong as you don't end up on the wrong servers (you'll know when) you won't really find furry freaks roaming around
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>>320740643
>not pictured: the hallway SME that blew up the center of the station
That round went on way too long.
Also fuck your rigged map vote.
>-1
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This last round is why I got into medicine.

God bless that CMO, an absolute legend.
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>>320734906
Reminder, this >>320734092 is what's going to come here when the discord gets blocked every round and they're encouraged to post here instead. They should just drop the charade and make the last step towards turning into VG, decouple from the thread.
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>>320741197
We were having a pretty good thread here though
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>>320741197
you are a faggot and you blow my cock very nicely
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What is the most autistic build you've ever done? any serbs welcome
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>>320735954
Post ckey faggot, you know il outrobust you.
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>>320741197
I know you've only been old enough to post here for a year now, but you dont need to try to fit in so hard.
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>>320741518
It's got more greentexts than I've come to expect though there's still a good chunk of garbage posts littering the thread.
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>>320740815
>vote deff
>vote count suddenly drops from 1 to 0 with the option still selected
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>>320740643
>citadel
Impressed, can't have been more than 3 legit citadels since implementation.
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>>320736225
Are we Blaineposting now?
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>>320742054
Handy visual guide to help people decide.
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>>320745745
post your rarest blaines
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>>320746262
>Blaine
>HoS
fear.txt
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>>320741197
>complains about VG
>scorns any attempt to try to improve things
you have become the very thing you criticize
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>>320660293
Same shit happened to me ages ago. Admin banned me many rounds after I left when I could not defend myself. Saegrimr.
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>>320746687
>improve
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Thank you for showing me how to make grenades anon
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SNEEEEEED LOL SNEEED SNEED XDDD SNEEEED

MOMMY DADDY SNEED

SNEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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New data mining scheme available
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/216

Polls are fucky, I messed up the first one. Obviously 4chan (2016-18) includes if you found out the server before that date.
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>>320736080
>>320736225
>>320745745
>>320746262
Blaine is the #1 bully target, if you are upset about his play style you are most likely as autistic as him.
Destory R&D when he is RD, if he makes a death mech throw him in perma and make the clown RD just to dab on him.
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>small boss gets away with nonantag murder of 4 people because he is a based retard
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>>320756580
Reddit appears twice
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>>320757180
logs?
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>>320757184
Fixed, thank you.
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Why is everyone on TG fucking braindead? Why do they just stand there and let you be murdered?
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>>320745745
>>320746262
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honest question:
has there ever been a single time where a serial shitter was unbanned because "i-it's been 6 months" and it wasn't just a massive waste of everyone's time when the serial shitter continues to behave exactly the same way they used to
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>>320758756
>>320746262
>>320745745
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>>320759000
trips of truth
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>>320759000
Banevader for a long while
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>The airlock opens as you’re walking behind hydroponics revealing a familiar soul.
>”Hey hun, anything I can help you with?” she asks as her eyes pierce deep into yours, your body falling limp.
>You wake bucklecuffed to a chair in a candlelit room hidden deep in maintenance. A playful giggle rings out as you try to get help on the radio only to notice your headset is missing.
>”So what do you think I brought you here, sweetie?” the pink haired gardener asks as she takes a seat on your lap, pushing an intoxicating moonflower against your nose.
>You whine in protest as she pulls it away into her own mouth, chewing it a little before leaning in for a kiss.
>Her body grinds against your lap as she shares the moonflower with you, your vision spiraling between her strawberry smelling hair, the moonflower kiss, and the motion of her against your body.
>Stars appear in your vision as your entire body goes rigid in climax, her overpowering aura driving you over the edge in seconds.
>At a yank of your hair your throat is exposed to the gardener, her lips find their way to it as her fangs plunge deep inside.
>Never spilling a drop of blood, the gardener dismounts her prey spent of all its precious fluids.
>She adjusts her disheveled clothes as she leaves, her shapely hips swaying hypnotically back and forth as she exits through the hidden doorway.
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>>320759592
didn't read
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>break window as assistant
>get arrested by cop
>break out of jail
>BWOINK
no shitters allowed.
why is fun against the rules
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>>320760895
what server?
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>>320761095
VG
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Anyone want to ERP? Feeling pretty horny. Must pretend to be female.
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>>320758756
>>320759025
how has he not got banned for blatant ock ick and meta talk in character
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>>320761807
He's been banned before
Been more quiet above it since then
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>>320760895
I remember once back when vox were spamming the flasher item (the modified camera that aoe stuns borgs for 5 seconds), one randomly flashed me like a dozen times in a round and attacked me, for no apparent reason, only not leading to my death because he kept being told to fuck off or AI would lock down trade port. I ahelped and got told its an 'in character issue, solve it yourself'. So I stunned and murdered him only to instantly be bwoinked for it.
Because apparently when he stuns and tries to kill, even though stun itself is supposed to be lethal intent and reason to fight back, its IC issue
When I do it its bad
Was on asimov to so there was no law issue
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>>320762158
it's honestly stupid that AI stick to these black white rules of what is and what is not an "enemy". they could write a whole legal code surrounding their bullshit that changes from admin to admin.
it's fucking discouraging knowing you can't do shit to that retard of a janitor that watered down the entire hallway.
it's fucking exhausting knowing you have to wait til it's too late to be given the "free card".
all we can do right now is fucking sit in bars and jobbie.
that's all the game is right now.
jobbie til your tasks are done, sit in bar, drink, walk a circle round the station and wait for the antags to show up
It's repetitive. it's boring. there are no more fucking maint-bases, no more scheming clown-mime duos, everything is DEAD.
/vg/ is not fun anymore.
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>>320761178
only if you pretend to be male
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>>320761120
you mean /vg/?
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>>320762724
>stupid that AI stick to t
replace AI with admin, fuck my brain.
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>>320762831
nah
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>>320763047
then I really don't know what server you're talking about
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>>320762724
>there are no more fucking maint-bases
Remember when they mapped in a giant maint puke on Box for cultists and everyone still used space bases instead
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>>320761941
People have gotten rule 0'd for way less than this faggot.
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>>320763478
I mean, he's got several science+assistant bans and even a few server bans. Observing him, he did contain his powerlevel (somewhat) and is less much less ock in ick than he was before.

That's why he's not banned yet. Shown signs of improvement after being banned.
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>>320763261
i fucking loved making ghetto bar back-rooms in those.
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>>320764169
He's not banned yet because he plays like once a week. When he was around more often he was constantly in trouble.
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>>320764571
Also that. One of the reasons players like Termed & the like got in trouble was that they played enough to be noticed.
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Will the old security metaclub ever come back?
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>>320764756
>>320764571
that and he's unrobust as shit so even when he does start trouble he usually ends up valided instead of killing someone erroneously and getting boinked for it.
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>>320765954
No, the most you will get now is cheap imitations which are somehow worse than the original one
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>>320766274
what about fatsec? cripplesec? italian metaclub?
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>>320765954
hopefully never
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>>320767405
you have no soul
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>>320726482
And many useful additions to many pages get removed to "unclutter".
>>320726546
Tell me, you shill, in what way child rape roleplay (and rape roleplay in general) makes lifeweb any better than any ERP/HRP shit server.
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>>320762724
>playing shittercon
there's your problem
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>>320769786
>shittercon
might as well remove the assistant role since they're not allowed to do SHIT
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>>320766336
>The Italians disappeared like Atlantis, fatsec doesn't have the girth anymore, and whens the last time you saw an armless seccie? face it, the secclubs are dying, and being replaced with stock standard seccies
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>>320758724
Because any attempt at defending yourself is seen as poor roleplay by the (((admins))).

t. played on TG twice and got bwoinked for exactly that 6 times
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i had a dream about ss13 last night
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>>320767896
Metaclubs are for faggots, you are a faggot, anon.
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>>320765954
They have changed names or just moved on
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>>320762724
reminder that the one headmin that tried to tackle ai laws is now a lawyer irl
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>be HoS.
>horrible shift full of loose traitors going loud and a wizard.
>officer arrives with a clown and asks me to implant him.
>he resist implant.
>shuttle to arrrive in 4min, but the round is already chaotic and its time to wrap things up, thus execution time.
>clown throws a fit and starts greentexting ic and talking icc because of his bad hand that happens only because he picked clown.
now i remember why sec is fun sometimes.
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>>320770642
What was it
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>>320770642
You cant just pop in here like a faggot and not tell us
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>>320771871
>>320772318
i was at a party in beverly hills somewhere and for some reason everyone there played in /vg/ and it was kinda awkward but fun because I met [static] and [static] but they were all underage, basically a zoomerfest, so I hopped into a ferrari with rob lowe behind the wheel to go to another party but the cops were already there and we saw [static] again out front the house and I woke up
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>>320771787
the true joy of sec is ruining antag rollers' days.
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>>320771730
studying to become judge, no?
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>>320771730
which one?
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>>320774259
Senaat "Sneed the plasmaman" 1
Ex-headmin of vg
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>>320779198
Also post builds
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>snaxi
>cult
>femcaptain
>braindead HoS
>clueless AI
Suffering
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>>320781242
can the bloodstones still spawn in the middle of bumfuck nowhere forest on snaxi?
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>>320781790
no, but it's almost as bad
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>find secoff in the snow
>stunny paper secoff in the snow
>alright now just take em on the cart, remove the SPS and go
>I CANNOT DRAG HER ON THE FUCKING CART
>SPEND TWO FULL STUN DURATIONS TRYING TO DRAG ON THE CART
>panic and try to welder
>welder has no fuel
>start fucking wrenching em, its not doing shit
>forced to remove the belt, and beat em bloody with the stun baton and apply the panic blood stone

and now i hate snow as well
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>>320780491
dude
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Really though
WHERE is Cult 4

The people WANT this
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https://vocaroo.com/14zMxkm16OPh
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How do I change which map is selected on Dream Maker? I want to test a few things on roidstation but it defaults to box.
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>>320784250
_compile_options.dm
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>>320784295
I tested what I wanted to test, but now I want to see a few things in xoq, how do?
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>>320781981
Everyone should make their own perma
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>>320781716
>spend the blood spreading phase gearing up in the middle, wait for the announcement
>cult have to now trudge through the snow to the anchor which isnt guaranteed to be their holdout anymore and you get the headstart
>4/5 rounds you get the win just by waiting
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>>320774352
>>320771730
>property law
He will be a divorsed crack addict in 5 years.
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>>320726920
>>320726546
Holy shit you guys are absolute shills. Reborn is awful do to the IS12 community being nothing but fragging brainless retards. Eris is bad and boring and looks atrocious.
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>>320730271
>>320732628
discord or reddit nigger?
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>>320723615
Don't stray too far from /vg/, you'll ruin the fun in this game as soon as you figure out who exactly you are playing with. Don't read into SS13 drama.
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>>320791185
>>320769641
>Tell me, you shill, in what way child rape roleplay (and rape roleplay in general) makes lifeweb any better than any ERP/HRP shit server.

I think ill put hang that quote on my bedroom wall just to laugh at you when i wake up
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That guy who constantly shills eris, lifeweb and reborn is so pathetic. He can't play lifeweb, he only jerks off to videos of it. Eris is constantly deadpop and reborn is filled to the brim with pog spamming kids. Fuck off nigger.

not that VG is any better tho
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>>320736225
Best RD was, i think he name was, Ivanovich? Dude taught me how to gamer R&D.
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>>320791185
>Reborn is awful do to the IS12 community
>do to
>r2d2
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>>320792835
based nipple rubber
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>>320792562
>not that VG is any better tho
So what's the problem shitlord apart from you'll need to dilate soon
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>>320793046
cope
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>>320792290
>t.pretentious lifewebber
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>>320793332
S
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>>320792835
keked
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>>320792778
Dragan
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>>320793446
it's a retarded question barely disguising the posters impotent anger at lifeweb
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why is there no warhammer 40k ss13 serb?
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>>320794237
there is, it pops up from time to time here in the thread
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>>320793932
Yeah but you're a lifeweb shill and those guys get the fucking rope.
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>>320794276
nice, i'll have to keep my eye out for it
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>>320794456
doubt it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkWz1KkO_Q
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>>320794604
Rope time.
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>>320786224
deselect tgsation.dm in /maps/ and select the .dm of what map you want to play. not the .dmm itself.
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>>320792290
Do it faggot, I dare you. Post pictures or didn't happen.
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do you guys have any macros to recommend?
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>>320796846
>macros
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>>320796846
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>>320797002
Why yes, I do use macros to make some tedious gameplay mechanics more streamlined.
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>>320786628
I love this idea, thanks for the suggestion
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>three vampires silent shuffle to power up then try to cash in their metagrudges on me
>robust them all
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>latejoin warden
>corpses all over the place
>armoury is empty
>wendigoes being called over comms
>ocelot traitor bumrushes me, call for backup over radio since I've got a taser and harsh language
>manage to kill them thanks to an assistant bringing in a crate I could use as cover
>catch a virus from them in their last moments
>sec finally turn up too late to help me with the traitor
>get glared
>both are vamps working together
Latejoin is always interesting
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Kerkinov needs to be fucking slapped for al the buttons pushed that round
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>>320802328
LSD but alcohol
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>>320802328
Alcohol, its green and aniseedy. It got a bad rep because it used to have hallucinogenic shit in it that rotted your brain away but modern absinthe is just alcohol.
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>>320802636
I want to try the old timey stuff, can you still buy it?
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>>320796846
Just a chair spin one, it's fun
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>>320803048
Probably not. It wasn't the good kind of hallucinations, it was the permanent brain damage kind. It's still pretty rough if you don't drink it the intended way though, since you're meant to dilute it with sugar and water.
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>>320802324
https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=5780
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I'm so fucking excited for the thread to be good again
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Bob Turnip is such a faggot
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>>320808164
Most statics are fucking unfunny fags.
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>>320808239
he's annoying
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>>320808294
have you talked to any other 'static' ?
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ayo holup now
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>>320808737
alo?
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>>320808737
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There is a concentrated psyop going on to derail these threads, bully our members, troll our players and sow discontent in not only these threads but our other spaces as well... I won't name any of them but I have it in goof faith that perhaps half of the posters here are in on this psyop... You can identify them by encouraging players to act poorly, spreading disinfo, shilling and posting pepes and basedjaks... Just hide them, sage, report and move on... We have been through worse and will persevere through this.
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>>320805414
Oh, so that's why all of medbay went incurably blind for no fucking reason. What a horse's ass.
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>>320810089
remember to reply to it with your experience :^)
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>>320809392
>bully our members
nah most of those are just attention whores self-shilling for drama
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>>320809392
huh
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>>320796846
rest
dump contents
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcnT0vP-Xnk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV_EJomAwaY
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>>320808239
ohh sorry, forgot were here just to entertain you!
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>>320815258
in fact you are, that's why you roleplay
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>>320815258
Yes nigger you are, now tell me a joke peasant!
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when is 4chan going to add emojis
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@shiftyrail,

locking the #ick channel in attempt to force thread stories isn't really going to work.

While possibly the biggest attraction to ss13 are the greentexts, we have to keep in mind the overall condition of the thread and how generally awful it is. It's not really a conducive method of getting new blood into the game, for reasons that are out of our control.

Outside of that ss13 has been floating around the boards since, what, 2010? 11 years is enough for most people to not care, and I sincerely doubt anyone comes to this thread from the greater population of /vg/.

Does this change matter? No, it's absolutely a non-issue either way. But it won't really have a noticeable impact because, again, the /vg/ thread is a poor medium to advertise and you're dealing with how people generally want to share their stories.

A greater attempt at making threads on /v/ ((bi-monthly?) would be a bigger gain, but as someone said previously advertising on an anonymous image board isn't that effective. Especially when the games so old.
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>>320818257
>@shiftyrail
>no T.

lol pussy
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>>320818257
sneed
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>>320818257
lmao stfu discordfaggot
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Nobody finds the server using the thread cuz...erm the game is old.. yeah, a-and anyway it would just be better to advertise on /v/, which is a much less toxic place than the thread! N-not that advertising on anonymous image boards even work! ..and e-erm.. uh. .

Please just don't mute my discord tranny hideout for even a second! I can't handle it! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NONONONO DO ANYTHING ELSE, MAKE A SUBREDDIT, JUST DON'T MUTE ONE CHANNEL IN THE DISCORD FOR MINUTES ON END!!! IF YOU DO THAT I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO INTO THE THREAD AND MAKE IT EVEN WORSE! HAHA THAT'L HAVE TO STOP YOUA HAHA SASFD
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>>320818257
>muh advertisement
>muh thread
>muh stories
Shut the fuck up, retard. Discord should be deleted because it's fucking trannies ruining the game.
VG should never have had a discord.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNDA_Z2H0U
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meteors destroyed it but I rebuilt it and it worked with a single engine. would wager it would work with zero engines.
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>>320822615
Yes. Once the shuttle is built and defined scrungulos or meteors destroying anything wont stop the area from functioning.
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>>320808164
Agreed, a very strong case of protagonista if I've ever seen one before.
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>>320805414
So he made a bunch of shitty excuses, what's his reasoning for permanently blinding all of medbay?
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>hear over the radio that the mime spaced two officers
>set him to high threat
>get a clarification that they spaced themselves and he just put up a wall to block one of them out of the airlock
>internet dies before I can fix it
>panic
>internet comes back
>mime trimmed the HoS' armor so he got released
>weird but glad I didn't get him killed
>third, unrelated officer toolboxes and spaces an assistant
>AI saw the whole thing and tells us, saw part of it over cameras and confirm the AI's story
>only the detective cares
>HoS says to let it go
Should I have arrested the officer anyway? I'm not even sure what to do as a warden in that situation.
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>>320823882
That's a tough situation. HoS I think is technically your boss so doing what he said was right. The only option would be to go over his head to the captain, maybe. The security guard was definitely out of line (I was a witness).
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>>320822615
>make a small 4 tile "shuttle" with bananium floor and a treadmill for the "man powered space shuttle" vibe
>activate it with the card thingy
>remove engines
>travel to all funky places with only a treadmill and computer
>win
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>>320823327
I assume it's just being a generally new admin, though the fix to that bug is rather simple.
If I'm reading this correctly the blindness was caused by the spawning of the confusion cult effect, which while used in-game as intended works fine but if spawned by an admin it will seem to work properly, but then the white flash when it fades away remains on screen. From what I've seen, the only way to fix this is to kill the patient and then revive them; be it with admin powers or as a doctor. I'm not sure the exactly why this happens, I guess it just doesn't clear the effect properly?

I do agree that Kernikov does press too many buttons though. He'll probably I hope grow out of it as he becomes a more experienced 'min.
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>>320824235
When you're new at a job on the station, you take it easy and don't mess with things you don't understand. So why's a new admin pressing every button he has when he doesn't have a clue what he's doing?
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>>320823882
>>320824001
HoS was a shitter and the rest of sec overdosed on fluoride
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>>320824431
>officer dies in the theatre and detective dies in chemistry
>call both out to security
>Head out myself after
>run past the entire remaining security team standing around the subdued mime
>show up alone to medbay to rescue the detective
I felt simultaneously too active as a warden and not active enough as a member of security the entire round.
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>>320824540
goob looks pretty based, post yourself for comparison
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>>320824789
the problem was that four of the security officers did pretty much nothing all round but bar RP with each other but then blindly jumped to defend the antag sec they fluoride stared murdering like three people when they saw the chance to silent shuffle something
when players get so tunnel visioned in rping with specific other players that they completely ignore a coworker officer beating two people to death with a toolbox three tiles away and their other coworkers crying for help, but then just silently taze anyone else without any interaction it shows a massive disparity in how they treat players and reeks of metabuddy
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>>320825871
I was in sec that round
We knew Mcgee was bad and used that to take care of undesirables like you.
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>>320826030
>i realize i might be kind of mental like goob, but at least i have a hold on it
>on top of that play reborn and lifeweb and eris
You have a hold on nothing.
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>>320826109
i am free so visibly i am sane
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>>320826143
You are a fucking loony; The difference is that Goob accepts they're a complete insane braindamaged retard; and you don't.
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>>320826193
why should i, to make you feel better? fuck you, goob obviously needs help, i am fine like this
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>>320826358
>>320826193
>>320826351
>>320826109
>>320826143
>>320826030
>>320825847
>>320824540
who is this
what are you people posting about
is this advanced attention whoring I don't understand how is this spess related
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>>320826469
are you new to the thread and don't know who goob is or are you a deceptive discord cunt who's just trying to asslick the jannies?
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>>320826469
Someone claims to found out the identity of the guy who has been completely destroying the thread for several years. Instead of allowing anyone discuss it jannies instantly delete the post and ban you for it.
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>>320826558
I'm not in the discord I just don't care about some retards face
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is goob that furry guy constantly shilling for his alien oc race to get added
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>>320826561
"destroying"
You mean faggots from Pomfserver who pretend they're /vg/ when they are VG, right?
Goob was the hero of the threads.
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>>320826681
Goob helped turn /vg/ station into VG discord tranny station
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>>320826679
that's a gross distortion but yes, but also no.
clearly the guy has furry characters but isn't really a furry.
only furrys revealing their fantasies have called them a furry; they prefer to distance themselves from such notions
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>>320826836
i c ty
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>>320826763
False; he was banned by Vox Trannys having a meltdown when their "joke" backfired miserably and they were amused by the accurate implementation and literally bursting into ash on spawning if they weren't kept in a sealed environment with extreme cold temperatures
History revisionists aren't even trying anymore it seems.
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>>320826930
you're welcome.
yes he's a crazy cunt and a degenerate;
but it's really hard to consider him an actual furry because he doesn't really fit the bill; too much of a twat and doesn't do much of the stereotypes-

aside from being a lunatic and having their brain fucked up to trigger certain chemical reactions; but that doesn't a furry make.
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>>320826358
Goob can't be helped; To try or attempt to would just make it worse; and we've seen it firsthand
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how different are /vg/ and /tg/
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>>320827902
the boards or the ss13 servers?
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>>320827902
one is for video game generals, the other is for traditional games
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>>320827176
everyone can be helped
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>>320828439
dangerous mindset famalam
sometimes trying to "help" them will do more harm
the only help they can have is the one they beg for constantly; death.
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>>320828545
that's a fucked up mindset even from my point of view, you are not living with them constantly, with the right help they can be helped, even niggers or drug addicts
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>>320828616
>even niggers
Ok, let's not get carried away here.
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>>320828616
know what you even said?
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>>320828662
there are niggers who do more for me and you than the average traitor white, you are viewing everything as black and white when that in itself is a mental problem, but saying that if i could press a button and kill all niggers i would press it, but before that can happen you have to fool the other races with anything you can say
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>>320828616
Goob's in an interesting position in regards to drug addiction; Clearly they're either addicted or dependent on cannabis; but it's also very blatant that their body isn't getting something it desperately needs otherwise and doesn't naturally produce; but other, "normal" people don't have such a deficiency.
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>>320828790
why, you want to explain to me what i 'really said' or something you dickless cunt?
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>>320827902
The only difference is that on VG you can say words like ''nigger'' and a few people still pretend that it's a 4chan server. VG right now is how TG was maybe 9 years ago.
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>>320828916
t. control freak
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>>320828885
And what would that be?
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>>320828995
t. out of control of their life
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How the fuck do people know that some random twitch streamer is goob?
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>>320829018
You tell us.
Compare streams where he's smoking to where he's not and you can see a dramatic difference from "barely able to function; sickly, dying in-front of the camera" to "cheery, energetic, nonsensical, better brain functionality, not in pain"
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>>320829226
I don't have the answers
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>>320829216
weaponized autism
probably 4+4chan's /cow/ thinking they aren't the lulcows yet again and continuing to poke the bear relentlessly until they get a response then go "HA SEE?! SEE! HE A LOLCOW! LOL!"
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>>320829319
Point to a random person and going ''see? that guy is this anonymous poster'' isn't weaponized autism, it's just autism.
If you have something, show it. Weaponized autists write 600 page essays on something before they make an accusation.
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sir this is a thread for ss13 discussion
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>>320829662
sir this is ss13 discussion
take your avali and sit the fuck down
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>Goob literally sounds like an evil clone of Charem but neither of them are very much alike
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Let's talk about ss13 and ss13 servers rather than metadrama. Schizos come and go, it's not really worth it to give them attention or to keep them in your mind more than strictly needed.
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>>320818257
Thank you
I do post on /v/ but with the state of the thread in 2020 there was not much use.
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>>320818257
>and I sincerely doubt anyone comes to this thread from the greater population of /vg/
I did

Are you pulling all these assumptions out of your ass or is there an actual reason to believe them?
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>>320818257
All general threads are shit. This is honestly nowhere near the worst. I still managed to find SS13 and start playing the game through it, so I don't think a defeatist attitude towards the thread is a good idea.

Greentexts are the soul of the SS13 experience. Jobbing for an hour, some minor RP with a few people, then dying to something random isn't a meaningful experience. But when you read someone else's account and see how the players in each round interacting with each other and with you made a story, it becomes more than the sum of its parts.

I honestly don't know how someone can sit in yet another shitty discord server and talk about the same off-topic things every discord server has a sideroom for with people who also don't play the game and defend having a discord server at all. It only encourages metafaggotry and drama and sucks the life out of the game. If someone has a better idea to kill the discord and get more people into the thread, I'm all ears, but right now this seems like the best option.
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>>320833157
Someone already had a better idea. When the first discord was discovered everyone in that discord was banned from the game. That is where it should have ended.
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>>320833543
Absolutely. But nobody with the power to delete the discord will do it. Right now there's a PR that you and I can vote on that can reverse some of the damage. We need to support that as a first step away from the discord server and back towards the thread.
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>>320833781
That PR is a joke and might actually be a false flag effort from the discord fags.
5 minutes just doesn't go far enough, it will have no effect at all. And because it will have no effect, i will eventually get reverted and future actions won't happen because "we already tried something like that".
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>>320833781
The PR only very slightly encourages discord crossposting. Not only it does nothing but if it did it would be terrible. It's very unlikely that any of these people will start coming to the thread for 10 minutes and if they did they would immediately shit up the board with politics, degenerate ''ironic'' sex shit and attention whoring. I do not want the discord people here. These are TG refugees who need to go back.
If you deleted the discord entirely a large portion of these people would just disappear, they were never from 4chan.
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>>320834051
That's a good argument, but I worry that if we vote it down it'll still get used as "we already tried that (and "nobody" voted yes)".

>>320834080
If you have a realistic path towards getting the discord deleted, I will be 100% on board. As it is, we're not the ones that get to make that decision.
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>>320834410
The most realistic path is to force pomf to just fuck off from 4chan and take discord with him. They will never delete it, they prefer it over 4chan and they are downright hostile towards 4chan. They don't want to be here and they are not wanted here.
Someone should host an actual /vg/ server and people need to stick with it until it gets enough players.
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>>320834051
I can assure you it's not a false flag. The intent is indeed to make people that left the thread return to it. The demographics are not as skewed as they seem, a non-zero part of the discord posters are crossposters from the thread and they simply forget about its existence in tge "dark days" of 2020.

Even if it doesn't go through, I am satisfied that this discussion was put on the table instead of staying a constant hypothetical.

And on the brighter side of it, it's the more alive and on-topic the thread has been in ages.
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>>320639130
What are some older players you guys miss seeing?
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>>320837192
from the top of my head:
Probe1 (whatever his engi static was called)
Hugh G. Rection
Rail Kinson
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>>320837192
Antonio
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>>320837192
Skylar Pritchard
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>>320824235
>I assume it's just being a generally new admin
he has been deadminned three or four times in the past
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>>320837192
2hotdogs
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>>320827902
Very different codebases and cultures really, don't expect to have much but the basics carry over.
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>>320837192
Ziigzuu, no matter how much time passes that guy will always be best vox.
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>>320827064
I disagree, that is exactly what a furry makes.
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>>320837192
Emi4ch ;-; he was a bro... I want him back bros....
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>>320826836
>>320827064
He's absolutely a furry. In specific, he is a furry in denial. You know, kind of like those pastors/politicians that go nuclear on homos and then get outed as closet homos themselves.
I don't see how it's even possible to argue otherwise.
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>>320827064
We're talking about the same gobe here?
the guy with a fat xeno (or whatever it was idc) fetish?
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>>320850383
yes, the guy who roleplayed as his 50 foot xeno queen oc
the guy with the starbound vore mod
that goob
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>>320850383
>>320850447
he's also impressively stupid
I remember when he was trying to set up his own server, I've never seen someone so technologically retarded, so the fact that he made a working mod for another game blows my mind
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>>320850870
nah, he just commented on a bug with avali in the mod
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how was the first bawks station round last night?
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>>320850447
>>320850905
Why is this guy so easy to track that you know what kind of furry mods for terraria he likes? What kind of an idiot makes himself this easy to identify and connect to other accounts?
I wouldn't be able to find any of my old accounts and track any of my past online activity. I had an account on fucking TGWTG, it used a different nickname I can't recall, an old e-mail I haven't used and can't recall, made the account from a location I haven't been in for years. How does this idiot not have xeno queen furry shit hidden? How do you connect a ckey made for SS13 to a terraria furry mod?
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>>320851664
It's not that you're hard to find, it's that noone has any reason to look you up yet.
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>>320851664
That's because these autists tend to like attention and do little if anything to cover their tracks online. He was ""found out"" by a simple google search.

No matter. Goob has nothing to do with ss13 and should be collectively forgotten.
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>>320838947
Hopefully it'll be permanent this time.
Guy is a fucking mong.
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>>320851760
Wrong. Some autists have tried to track me and it usually ends with them finding a reddit account with the same name when I have never used reddit. It just stops there, they think I am some random guy on reddit.
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>>320851552
tfw this funny yet meme PR will change the map name forever and nobody will be able to change it back without looking like a wet fart
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>>320853176
why aren't you laughing
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>>320853176
Boxbaby's lament
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Do we have any secret content on the secret repo?
Secret chemistry recipes? Secret vaults? Anything?
Can I code something like that?
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>>320857379
Secret repo is for server stuff and I think also handles copywritten songs so the github can’t get got. You can probably add secrets if you want though if you ask Pomf about it
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>>320857379
Secret repo is mostly things like how antags roll and the eventual shadow hardcoded ban. Secret chemicals are gay.
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>>320858197
>antag roll
That stuff is entirely public. Secret repo has only security stuff for ban evaders.
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Join and ready up
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>>320657897
M-M-M-MONSTERKILL
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>>320723615
Yeah don't play this game, it's mostly filled with deranged losers who have been playing for way too long
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>>320851552
lowpop murderbone chemist killed 3 people before the captain showed up and unzipped his laser on him. Chemist bitched in deadchat that he was trying to be friendly and told us to "enjoy extended"
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>>320857379
No. We've talked about putting secret content on there but nobody's ever come up with anything good enough to actually do so. The only exception is Lamprey, which was on the secret repo for a while before being moved to the main repo.
I guess you could code something to go on the secret repo, but you'd have to convince someone to put it there.
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>>320864080
Is it just anger or do these retards genuinely believe they were trying to be an epic friendly antag before getting brained, I see this commonly with wizards
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>>320867605
I think like Lamprey, any secret code recipe or map that people make should have a shelf life before being released into the public repo. Saves on shitters creating metaclubs to protect secrets and shit like goon eventually revealing all their big secret shit was just unfinished rather than obscure.
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>>320861572
Booting up the game and seeing the same statics doing the same boring ass routines after like 5 years makes me wanna puke desu
Its like time never moved
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>Latejoin to be captain Left B. Hind as the shuttle has docked
>Latejoins me as wizard
>1 minute til shuttle leaves
>Dunno what to pick, do max imposter and pain mirror
>Get lasered by someone, before I go into crit I activate pain mirror
>Apparently 5 other people died from me being shot after I was in crit
Heh...
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>call out the sec metaclub
>6 hours of schizo samefag goob posting to derail discussion
like clockwork
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>>320875419
huh?
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>>320875025
Based
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>>320837780
God I still remember that Rail pastebin vore fic.
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cultists are OP nerf when
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>>320875469
QRD:
>schizo vore furry finds ss13
>gets banned from all the furry vore servers for being a schizo
>tries his luck at /vg/
>there are no vore furries here
>shills for months trying to get his vore furry piss race OCs added
>too retarded to code it himself
>shits up the thread for months begging someone to do it for him
>someone ports them from a furry vore server as an april fools joke
>schizo throws a tantrum when he realizes its just a joke
>in game
>exposing his ckey and byond account
>gets banned for shitting up the thread for months
>starts shitting up the thread even harder with massive samefag chains trying to shill a delusional narrative of being some kind of martyr
>anons recognize some of the particular phrases he uses and his writing style
>turns out its the same shitposter who shat up doom threads for months on end because he couldnt figure out how to make a map and shilled evolve harder than any viral marketer because it appealed to his vore fetish
>quick google search reveals its all the same guy
>furry vore mods for starbound
>fat/inflation xenomorph OCs
>legitimate delusional schizophrenic NEET living off the government
>he slinks off in shame
>fast forward a few months
>permabanned shitters now copying goobposting to shit up threads and accelerate bump limit to make their own OPs
>nonbanned shitters using goobposting to kill discussion they don't like
I feel this latest surge of copycat goobposting is related to the recent PR that locks the discord post-round to force discussion into the thread. A handful of people are once again intentionally shitting up the thread and the timing lines up, but who can tell which side of it these retards are trying to be on.
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Oi big guy
Heard you were posting on discord. Mind explaining yourself?
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based round
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I like the thread and the discord
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I am sending an armada of schizos to the discord as I type.
They will flood your pathetic channels.
Also anyone got a pic of the before? >>320879279
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>>320879279
>box
>malf
>AI asks everyone to just lie down in the autoborger
>they all hate box so much they actually do it
>box is finally over
>they vote box again
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>Be clown, afk a few minute to fix some food
>Come back and people are screaming about an autoborger, get a cheeky grin on my face
>Borg catches me in the wild, take me hostage to the autoborger. Because I am silicon banned I slide right through the other side still a clown
>Borgs seem confused at first, I then claim I am a borg
>Another borg starts to play along, then another
>Borgs talking amongst themselves whether or not I'm a borg, getting dragged back and forth everywhere but not mauled to death yet
>I even do things like climb into the borg recharger to convince them of my borginess and unique model
>I put on a cardborg helmet and soon enough everyone just accepts that I am a cyborg now
>Get all access and fix up borgs with my new clown module hands, make tons of borg related puns to keep my true identity hidden
>At the end try to run to the teleporter before the timer runs out, should have grabbed the hand tele. Hilariously die right outside the room
Great round to be a clown, had fun with my fellow borgs
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>>320878864
I like talking to kammerjunk
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>>320879279
>crew lets the AI cheese them out in the most obvious manner
>have to wait 30 minutes for the delta timer to go down
wasn't fun
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>>320879789
I've not posted once in the discord and I've spoken more to k*mmerj*nk than you ever will.
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>>320877895
You left off the part where he tried to make his own server, which was like a very sad and pitiful train wreck in slow motion.
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>>320880872
>couldn't change the title/music/splashwork of the thing so it still said vorestation
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>>320880872
at least that was one of the funnier parts of this thread in 2019/2020/idk the two past years are kinda mixing together for me
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>>320881023
Best part was his autistic meltdown where he came to the thread completely unprompted to declare that changing the splash screen was LITERALLY impossible, then some anon hosted their own server with the splash screen changed to a screencap of his post to shut him up. He claimed anon's server was fake somehow.
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>Silicons make a voice sound when speaking if you have the hear voices pref on
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28393
>Xenomorphs are now a dynamic round type
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28420
>Random lootboxes in Tradevend
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28428
>Priority bonuses for joining as a medbay role
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28501
>SPS computer will no longer speak coordinates aloud
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28525
>Fixes a bug that prevents you from building cyborgs on Castlestation (the station with no silicons or security)
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28545
>Disables #ick in Discord after a round for 5 minutes, posts a link to the thread
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28546
>Allows traitors to pool TC (requires 60) to turn one of them into a vamp/changeling/cultist
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28558
>Expands Snaxi xenobio to twice its size
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28569
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>>320881934
All bad
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>>320879738
Hilarious. Great writeup.
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>>320882092
>he doesn't support dabbing on discord trannies
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>>320881934
- those voices suck
- leads to xenomorph being deleted because of a few rounds like it happened to all antags
- off-station job has more things to play with instead of selling them
- medbay creep and babby handholding to coerce players to pick medbay
- i don't see why it matters
- not a bug
- muting too short, will get reverted anyways
- cringe flavor text stop reading scp
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>>320879738
iirc if you wear a cardborg helmet and armor you actually look like a borg to silicons
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>>320885503
>cringe flavor text stop reading scp
pretty based
I feel the same way
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>join as plasman HoS
>fuck around with some assistants for a bit, get abused horribly
>perma one of them for fucking with me until he bakes me a cake
>wander around and slip a lot
>someone yells out NUKE OPS, captain is dead, comms down
>go to the brig to grab magboots and a shield, the AI let my prisoner assistant out
>toss him a taser, follow pinpointer to the disk
>it's in arrivals, inside the nuke
>25 seconds left on the counter, pause it and take the disk
>go back to the brig with my assistant assistant, get him geared up, call Miguel to the brig
>while we're there the fluke ops bust in, run away while the rest keeps them busy
>go to RnD
>hang around there, nuke op catches up to me
>he shoots me, i fake deathgasp
>fight breaks out, i recover from my stun, whip out a baton and stun the nuke op
>he explodes and kills me
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>fluke ops left the disk in
>wiz fireballs the nuke
>someone bagulos next to the nuke
>op gets tricked by *deathgasp
>other op gets pulled out of the shuttle and e-implants right at shuttle windows
what an amazing round
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>>320886362
>ops left the disk in the nuke
They’re always their worst enemy
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>>320886362
managed to find an AI upload console that the nukies were gonna use to subvert the AI with, and turned off the power sink.
Fucking sword and shield guy managed to dodge/parry all my shots and two batton swings.
and I wasted my fugging beanbag IED on the clown.
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>>320886663
>beanbag IED
Your what now?
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>Be fluke ops leader
>We get together and make a plan to subvert the AI, cut comms, and power sink murder while we get the disk
>I suggest we also steal a comms computer to recall the shuttle
>We get on board. I realize I brought no guns and have to go back to the shuttle
>We get on board again, break in tech storage, get the comms and AI upload and upload laws
>Go shut off comms
>Follow pinpointer to captain
>We murder him and get the disk, then get back to the shuttle
>AI is on our tracks warning everyone about us
>Wait didn't we hack it?
>Realize the law upload was in my pocket the whole time... ooops...
>Whatever we set the nuke up by arrivals
>We wonder why it isn't going off as the shuttle timer ticks
>Is it even there?
>Suggest building the comms computer to recall right as the timer hits 5 minutes
>Turns out someone else left the disk in the nuke so they turned the nuke off
>We break in through security and AI locks it down, I use c4 to break in
>My comrades all die, I know this is mostly my fault to several degrees
>Afterwards when I'm low on ammo I just walk to the shuttle and board it as if I'm a regular crewmember, insist that I give up
>They actually let me on and somewhat don't murder me (I had to run from one guy who wanted my head for a bit)
>Eventually a wizard kills us all on the shuttle anyways, I try to tase him but it said it hit his firebird
I've played for over 5 years and can't believe I've fucked up that badly
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>>320886663
As a nuke op NEVER try to fight the clown. They are more agile to make up for having shit offense, just a waste of ammo until the point where he is a serious threat
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>walk down the corridor
>see this
What do you do
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>>320887118
Formerly Sneed Chuck
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haven't played in ~6 months. Any big additions/changes since then?
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sexually harass and flirt with the bunny boy mechanic, duh.
Disregard cat thot on all occasions
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>>320886716
>make an IED
>put beanbag rounds in it
>light it

you can also do this with buckshot/slugs
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>>320886387
>be trader
>dude in engineering hardsuit sees me stashing disguise
>fucking mommi walks into the vault through the main door to scan gold while Im cracking the safe
>think im fucked
>ids nookie :DDDD
>head back to outpost
>nukie just outside shuttle
>blast him with hunting rifle
>cable cuff
>strip him
>flush him
>put his stuff up for sale and stay on station
That round went very different from how I was expecting. In hindsight it was a little weird to have a random guy in an engi hardsuit running around arrivals at 12:10. Also you can manually trigger your nukie eimplant to prevent embarrassing captures like that in the future.
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>>320887361
That's just a mechanic wearing funny ears, not a bunnyboy, silly. He's running a "build-a-waifu" shop.
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>>320887606
I warned them and asked if everyone knew how to do it. Two other said yes and one said nothing, assumed he knew
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>>320887221
finally get rid of my mental illness
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>>320886861
Also forgot to mention that I somehow caught a virus that made me randomly fall asleep. I was the only one to catch this virus
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>>320889080
I remember back when roundstart viruses were a thing even ops could start with them, potentially crippling them
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>>320887118
This is not an argument for dumb names
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>>320887552
I had no idea this was a thing. Does it still do a lot of damage with the explosion or can I use it to prank coworkers?
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>>320881934
thanks anon
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>>320887118
LOL
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Anyone else ever shit their pants while playing SS13 or just me? I got antag for the first time in MONTHS and I couldn't afford to afk.
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>>320894709
yes. I don't fully shit, just squeeze my ass really hard while my body tries to force it out. but that's just me and I've been like this since I was a kid
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>>320894709
>>320895503
mine just opens slightly and gives me a good feeling when in tense situations, alot of people need to shit when burgling
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>>320894709
reminder that the lockable toilet rooms are placed in-game entirely to allow for you to take a shit IC while shitting OOC
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>>320897376
good way to become a loot pinata, pass.
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>>320897535
this isn't a TDM fag
I respect toilet users as long as they're not braindead
be the change you wish to see
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>>320897720
If I see someone in the shitter I'm welding my way in, fuck THAT.

Prison / middle school rules
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>>320897873
that's pretty cool haha hey whats your ckey we should chat in game sometime lol
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>>320898975
Doldrums lol
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Marisa Miazga is such a little semen demon once you get her alone
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>>320890505
if you put shotgun shells in it its super harmful, the IED itself will at worst deafen and maybe break a tile
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>Be virologist
>Someone was in here before, left robot nanites on my desk
>Code dive to see what the fuck they do to see if I could get anything useful out of them
>See the second one makes you puke oil a lot, but has a 10% chance to puke out a random robot
>Oh cool let's do this shit
>Splice in 3 arms, doctors delight, and space adaptation
>Make it transmittable by blood only so nobody gets it accidentally
>Try it on myself, turns out oil puke stuns you. This makes the virus suck hard to have
>Shock my immune system to get rid of it, give it to some monkey men and place them into the medbay lobby to puke out some healbots
>Die from a shocked door
>While I was dead somebody saw the monkey men, beat them to a pulp because they were sick spreading the blood everywhere, then flushed them down the disposals
>My body gets taken to medbay right after they do this
>They say something in regards to me spreading a virus and having my just desserts
I should have made a PSA about it I suppose, but next time I wouldn't beat bloodsacks that you think could have an infection, use a welder instead.
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>>320901421
>virology
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>>320901563
Forgot to mention there were plague mice and then a random virus too because an admin pressed a billion buttons, some which made my job directly harder but I liked having to do. Those diseases were pretty terrible to have
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>>320901421
There was also that one guy who spread the virus everywhere intentionally then logged after he died later from it
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>>320901123
Isn't she 17?
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>>320902202
W-whats the age of consent in spess?
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>>320902307
0 because you are not supposed to unionize in spess.
relationships are illlegal and so is sex, youre supposed to be working, retard.
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Is this game as fun as the memes make it out to be?
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>>320906973
maybe
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>>320906973
yes.
but good luck learning how to play, it is the biggest filter.
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>>320906973
there are fun times and bad times. majority bad, but in that darkness theres a little bit of fun. be aware you lose all that spark once you play this game long enough.
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>>320906973
it's better
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>Engie
>have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, intending on just using the shift to practice setting shit up quietly
>do a whole lot of fucking around, figured I'd fuck something up at some point and nuke the station by accident
>an hour passes, time to do maintainence on Singulo
>unironically, by comeplete accident loose it
Hey ho, aren't I glad I was the traitor. Now it's not 'incompetance', but 'carefully planned antagging' ;)
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what even happened that round?
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>the only good seccie was a traitor
and here I thought he was the only one not thralled by the vampire
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>>320914726
>maintenance on the singulo
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highpop is shit and can't set up power
this post was brought to you by deadpop gang
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>>320915040
shitcurity happened
one of them was a vampire so the rest just selfantagged alongside him
the incompetent captain was a newfriend who was too spineless to do anything about it
the trader opened a waifu shop and seccies seethed
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>>320915385
>shitcurity happened
>one of them was a vampire so the rest just selfantagged alongside him

bruh
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>>320915449
they werent thralled
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that round felt miserable but watching assistants fling themselves into glass over and over was making me laugh out loud
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>>320915385
I barely interacted with my team since I was looking for maint shufflers to suck. I wouldn't say they piggybacked on me, and you can't forget that there was a sec traitor in the mix.
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>>320915385
its time to fight against TG tier shitcurity
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comfy cargo round, the little table area was a very nice addition
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>>320915635
the sec traitor was ironically the only seccie actually doing his job and not being security

the rest just saw you brutalizing people and blindly followed suit to just brutalize and harass random players, you never even needed to thrall them because all s*cmains have this brainless herd mentality
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>>320915839
based pepper extinguisher
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>>320915310
>About once an hour, replace the plasma tanks to renew output strength. Use a crowbar on the radiation collector and refill the tank as per Cooling Plasma.
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>>320915839
that's the best part
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>>320834080
>the discord people aren't from 4chan!
You're fucking retarded if you really believe this. There's a small number of people that were brought to the server by friends without previously going to 4chan, but the vast majority (as the current poll shows) found the server here.

>>320834736
Hosting a server requires significant time, effort, and financial commitment. Crowdfund a rival server instead of crying about how much the host sucks.
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Vamp is the fucking worst and is built for TG. You either stun and round remove randoms until you're strong enough to go on a slightly shit murderbone, or you just die.
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>>320915385
RD and captain were having a discussion in my upload after i got an ion law
"we need to use the system integrity restorer"
yeah it was newfaggotry alright
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>>320916145
but anon how the fuck did you loose it by changing out the plasma tanks
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>>320917916
i don't know....
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>>320922402
Did you crowbar them all at the same time to fill them?
Taking out all or at least most of the tanks at once is the only possible way to do that.
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>>320922493
All of them had autoejected, I was just filling them back up and putting them back in + locking them when it loosed.
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>>320922790
oh it probably ran out of power for the emitters then
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>>320916693
Ling, Changeling and Cult teach us just how garbage of an idea it is to have a progression system built into your antag.
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What are the pros and cons of vgstation and tgstation
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>>320924713
tg is shit, but better than vg.
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>crew gets bored enough to form a tower of bodies on the chair
>slow ass cult seething at its inability to snag converts
based
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>>320927903
I am so fucking glad I handed out those stun shells when the clown started dicking around on his cart
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doing your job is metagaming, prove me wrong
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>>320924713
>tg
Overcoded to fuck (but some find it fun)
Shit players
Dogshit trannadmins
Only linked to 4chimp by name alone at this point

>vg
Well put together, but lacks the fluff that other servers have
Decent players
Badmins, but nowhere near as powertrippy as tg

tl;dr bwo.ink both, but you can have a normal / decent / fun round on vg as oppose to tg
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>be paramedic
>several people are mauled by bears
>HoP crams one into a tube
>Flashing yellow light
>Tell him there's no beaker, yank the guy, and scan him
>internal bleed x2
>broken bones x2
>Run to surgery
>he chases after me telling me to tube the guy
>chop his arm off to stop the bleed and start working on his head
>yells at me for cutting his arm off and says he doesn't believe my reasoning
>tell him to get me a monkeyman so I can put a new arm on the guy
>says he doesn't know where to find them and leaves
>timeskip
>like an hour and a half into the round
>bored as fuck much later, absolutely nothing happening
>go into my locker and alt tab
>hear a bunch of noise and tab back in
>red alert sounds off
>; CULT
>run to the brig and get tased and dragged to cargo for an implant
>warden stops to slaughter two cultists along the way
>implanted and released, warden gives me a spur dropped by a cultie
>go to the brig again for secHUDs
>xenoarch tries to jump the warden there
>kill and behead him together
>leave to go back to medbay
>get fucking bodied by a juggernaut in the hallway
>ded
>warden and one secoff proceed to slaughter the rest of the cult and their construct pals
>secoff is killed or lost somewhere
>warden and one survivor make it out on the shuttle
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>>320928610
>be cultie
>don't want to blow it for the others, try to set up a believable story
>paramed beeps me to set up sensors, paranoia kicks in, have to turn them on, leave the zlevel in a spacepod flip them back off and return to station to believably drop off sensors again
>space base happens, we get to looking for converts in maints
>see only one guy, and hes being chased by the zombie so stunning him would kill him
>find trader in escape, plan to talisman him and get one for the team
>router dies
>[scene missing]
>come back in a bodybag
>convertee find me and clones me
>wants to convert the detective who is also cloning
>try to find a spot in medbay inconspicuous enough, end up taking him to maints instead
>wouldn't have mattered anyway, we were being watched, tased cuffed stripped and beheaded, red alert shotguns shuttle etc,
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>>320924278
cult would be bit better if you just had all runes unlocked at the start and don't have to tip toe around for an hour
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>>320929481
no, cult summoning within the first 20 minutes is retarded
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why cant we just have extended only no antags
but make each round a unique story, procedural generate things, you cant jobbie if your job is different each time.
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>>320934796
because it's hard to procedurally generate a storyline
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>>320934903
true i guess, the coding scene for vg is basically dead
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>>320934945
nah you're literally asking the impossible
you want us to code an infinite amount of jobs?
you want procedurally generated stories? dynamic enemies?
you gonna wire up an entire pytorch GPT3 neural network implementation into an executable that can be headlessly called by a C wrapper DLL that spits its output back as char vars back at byond?
you want more A* enemy evasion tactics? Dummy players? Geopolitical landscapes?
All of this shit is possible, but whos gonna code it? not me. fuck no. see that the next retard to show up does it.
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>>320935674
its the impossible things that would improve this game :(
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>>320935775
Fuck everyone should know i'd LOVE to spawn in an entire fucking random Z level to explore every round, that has to be found by pure happenstance or by IAA politicial affilications. but it's not gonna happen cuz just spawning the fucking level in would fucking lag the server to SHIT
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>>320934796
That's HRP servers you're describing. They're exactly that.
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>>320935971
man i think its too much to ask for HRP elements but without the faggot admins, the restrictive rules, the "clubs" or whatever that dumb shit is where people metafriend each other over rounds.
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>>320936084
>I wish there was a place to act autistic but the people inside weren't autistic
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>>320936609
>people inside (server i presume) aren't autistic
>but its a place to act autistic
wut
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*sips orange juice* hey i think we should port achievements from other servers they're kinda neat
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>>320936857
no we're not retarded.
streamlining this game will kill it
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>>320937364
but they're fun
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>>320937498
the only achievements that we should add should be bomberman and highlander related
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>>320901421
puking up a robot causes some brute damage, they might have puked up so many they died from it, I should probably tone down the damage so people can farm bots easily
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>>320937580
I wasn't seeing a lot of robots left behind sadly
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>>320660293
when did trannies invade tg? last i played (before i got banned for bombing med as nonantag) it was basically pol 2 electric seethaloo
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>>320915385
>>320915839
Make a ban request. Fuck these people. They completely ruin the game for anyone who isn't an antag.
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>>320937563
achievements are stupid but there should be a way to see your past admin awarded trophies
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>>320942278
TG got invaded around 2011. Complete takeover around 2016.
VG got invaded around 2017. Complete takeover in 2021.
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>>320879675

>autoborger
I'm sorry the what?
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>>320943537
>t. shitter
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>>320946149
non antag gunk rounds disprove you, retard
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>>320660293
u writing a letter?
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>>320945895
The autoborger. Crew goes in one end, cyborgs come out the other.
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>>320948076
Brilliant, I'm stuck on austation unfortunately so we don't got it, but man that's sounds really cool to setup traps with
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>>320915385
>>320915839
How does this happen every day with the same players? Do people not see it? Do admins not see it? Is everyone just ok with the same 10 people playing sec self-antags and getting away with anything they want?
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>>320948804
lol, it's VG dude
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>>320948804
But did you ahelp it?
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>>320949040
>fagmin reads metabuddies name
>straight into the trash
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>>320949040
An ahelp just leads to an admin showing up, telling the sec to stop and then nothing comes of it. Sec goes back to being a cunt griefer next round.
You have to collect logs and make a ban request for anything to be done.
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>>320949132
If you're helpless, then the only move is to stop playing.

>>320949169
Then do that. First thing they're going to do is check the guy's notes and see all the times he's been ahelped.
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>>320949343
>you need notes to know that the same guy with the same ckey, same static logs on every single day and does nothing but attack non-antags and ruin their game
Nice server
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>>320949481
Well yes, admins are just players who volunteer to do some extra work. They are not perfectly omniscient.
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>>320950148
A lot of the admins are security players who play at the same time as these people. If they need omniscience to see what happens two tiles away from them then they truly are fucked.
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>>320949481
>>320949169
>>320950592
>I hate what player does!
>ahelp it then
>NO!
Stop being a fucking toe the line shitter, maybe then you can talk to admins with a clean conscience instead of crying in the thread anonymously
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>>320950752
Kill yourself, faggot
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>>320950813
you first
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>>320949132
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>>320950752
>just ahelp it bro
>bro just ahelp it
>ok it doesn't do anything and the admins are discord buddies
>just ahelp it bro
>you ahelped it already? bro just ahelp it
>so what if the admin is actually standing right next to the guy who is abusing you, just ahelp it bro
>works for me
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>>320951157
>ok it doesn't do anything and the admins are discord buddies
ok
but
did you ACTUALLY try or is all of this your retarded headcanon
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>>320952946
I've used ahelp enough times to know there is no point in using it. Either someone outside of discord griefed and the admin is already watching so there's no reason to ahelp, or the griefer is some discord based retard and admin knows and will not do anything about it.
Ahelps are only for known statics to message their discord friends.
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>>320956489
You're lying.
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>>320956570
Ok, retard
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>>320956489
It's amazing how full of shit you are
at this point, you should just join the discord circlejerk, you'll fit in perfectly
fucking crybaby
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>>320957125
>>320956570
the absolute state of VG
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>>320957424
No, actually just the absolute state of you.
cope.
Bet you don't go to vote too, because it doesn't change anything.
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>>320957530
Speaking of voting
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28577
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Chaplain-sama, are you sure this is the way you check if I am a vampire? I told you I am not a vampire, already
Wait, why are you taking out your rod?
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>>320958868
I wonder how the hell you could keep your jaw comfortably closed with teeth like that.
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>>320951157
Dumb frogposter.
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>>320959103
Overbite.
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>>320960858
You'd still have the sharp ones on the sides getting into each other's gaps and pressing into the gums.
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>>320961050
animals don't seem to have an issue with that
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>>320961384
I've got no idea about how it works for animals since I'm not a vet dentist or whatever. But their jaws and how their teeth align seem a bit different than when you draw a human jaw with sharp teeth.
I remember those kinda goth or punks who modify themselves to have sharp teeth and those usually cause them to have gum wounds or other complications constantly.
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28530

>put his own fucking static as the Commander of the Syndie station
>it's a "/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/humanoid/nazi" with bumped health and melee damage
>vault has no less than 8 rare weapons spawn in it
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>>320961857
lol shut the fuck up rail you faggot
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>>320961857
>check the reddit uboats
>Sonix
>drawsstuff
>juanototo
lol
>Kromkar
lmao my ass off @ at upvoting his own PR
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>>320961857
Vaults were a mistake.
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>>320962060
he's right, you know. This is mega cringe.
Also, is it on purpose that this vault will spawn player controlled xenos? because that's fucking gay as well.
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>>320962550
ghost controlled threats are great actually, fuck off
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>>320962713
>ghost controlled threats are great
>in a vault that is never found by players in most rounds
yeah sounds like a lot of fun.
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>>320962550
Yeah, the xenos spawn and have to deal with 50+ simple mobs with high health/high damage, mobs that can't be used to create xenobabies, and even if the xenos do overtake the syndies, the vault is out of reach of the station
I don't know what was expected here
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Does anyone know how to get around the VPN ban on paradise? I'm trying to ban evade so I can keep griefing them for being degenerate furries.
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>>320964453
Grief VG instead
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>>320964568
/vg/ has some cookie ban thing that I haven't figured out yet, but desu I like playing here and like the community for the most part other than the "muh sekret clubhouse" thing
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>>320964568
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>>320964453
I dont have a solution but if you or anyone else figures it out and tells me I will venmo you 50 dollars.
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>>320964453
>Wow look at these people who desperately want attention
>I will go significantly out of my way to give them attention
fucking zoomers
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>unpacking the Packed Station disposal system
>2/3 of the way through, some artifact stuff goes crazy and starts tearing the station apart
>forced to leave it incomplete YET AGAIN
Damn you.
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>>320963236
vaults can spawn on z5 and z4
z5 has two shuttles to the station and z4 has a static teleporter
eventually there will be a round where a an obsghost spawns at this vault and raids the station with a xeno swarm at 12:15
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>>320970278
That's assuming
a) The vault spawns
b) in the correct z-level
c) with a dedicated enough obsgang member
d) who manages to overtake the ultra-buffed syndie in said vault
e) and then manages to actually go to the teleporter in space with little ways to tell where is in relation to the teleporter

Sure, this is a possibility, but that's hardly the worst thing with the vault. The vault is bad because it's overloaded with items (I saw it spawn 2 (two) Hecates), full of retard strength mobs who are easy to cheese, has the author's static on it, and the layout makes no sense (the command post in the centre is adjacent to high-security cells and you need to go through the wizard cells to go to the kitchen)
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>>320970815
C is a given and the wizard is the chef, obviously
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Imagine calling the EMERGENCY shuttle outside of an active emergency situation just because, you got bored. That's a fail RP moment if I've ever seen one.
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>>320971159
Imagine roleplaying on a VG server
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>>320971159
>fail RP
darkrp station when?
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>>320971159
VG is not a roleplay srver
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>>320971159
Not sure how the crew are supposed to swap shifts otherwise, it would be pretty funny if a normal shuttle arrived at like 20:00 though
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Are there any sound arguments for why respawn should be disabled?
Seems like not much would change besides giving the medbay a timer to get off their asses and save people before they just respawn.
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>>320971159
Emergency shuttle should only be able to be called at blue or red alert, at green alert it should send a slower but comfier transfer shuttle.
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>>320973538
VG is already trash fire. Respawns would trivialize death even more than right now. People can already use ghost knowledge to metagame as much as they want as long as they don't get caught, a respawn gives them even more chance to act on metagame knowledge. If life is meaningless and you can just respawn you will see a lot more reckless play and people killing themselves over nothing or to give themselves a different role that benefits them more or allows them to act out on their grudges. Like someone is fucking with your department and not letting you work, you kill yourself and join as a security officer and you can now harass whoever fucked with your department and it's not metagaming since you're just doing your job.
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>>320974113
youre dumb
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>>320974113
>Like someone is fucking with your department and not letting you work, you kill yourself and join as a security officer and you can now harass whoever fucked with your department and it's not metagaming since you're just doing your job.
Dislike respawning but this would be easily logged, we catch plenty of shitter borgs who’ve done this already.
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>>320974412
>youre dumb
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>>320974412
You're completely retarded
>giving the medbay a timer to get off their asses and save people before they just respawn
It would do the opposite. Why the fuck would I revive someone who is just going to respawn? If someone has a busted heart will I waste time doing surgery on them and defibbing them when they will be already gone and respawned before I am done?
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What happend to the different shuttle types being buy able?
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>>320961857
>46 hostile mobs
>5 of which will be alive once the area is vented
>duplicate boss mobs
>guns, guns everywhere
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>>320974113
Metagaming is already policed. If people abuse it they'll get banned. Simple as that.
That said, your latter example is not a good one, if they poorly escalate or clearly metagrudge they will get caught, and if they don't it is perfectly justified as you said, nothing wrong there.
Suicide disables revival, so that shouldn't change with respawn enabled.
Reckless play already occurs. People beat others to death with the expectation that medbay can respawn them anyway.
All respawn does is say
>if medbay is compromised, people don't have to observe for the rest of the round
It isn't a revolving door. Having a timer allows for more than enough time to capitalize on a death.
Basically it only really fucks over people who try to silent shuffle the entire crew slowly and hide the bodies over the course of several hours in a round, which is not fun gameplay anyway.
>that guy who was decapitated and mass drivered out of the map can respawn
>noooo you cant just put antagonists on a timer! This is limiting my creative freedom to do nothing and be a boring pussy faggot!
They deserve it.
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>>320974615
listen fuckin schizo im gunna tell it to you straight. nobody is coming back from the dead to attack you, take your meds LOL
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>>320961857
there's a changeling vial in it (under the necromorph) as well, it's way too large/unfocused and the loot in it is absurd
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>>320975138
>be traitor, kill joe spaceman
>schmoe schmaceman, security officer has arrived on the station
Terrible idea.
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>>320975150
Wheel torque ur a goob
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>>320974615
If they issue DNR orders because of a respawn timer, they will be left with piles of braindead corpses to answer for, which would be grounds for demotion if not arrest.
Medbay's main objective is making sure the people who are alive remain alive. Triage and whatnot, you know?
They should be focusing on checkups and emergency medicine to avoid the defibrillator as much as possible.
That said, everyone will still appreciate being able to come back in their own body instead of respawning. Saves them a lot of time having to re-gear and start a new character from the ground up.
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>>320975403
So you enter the vault, wait 5 minutes for the air to drain, mop up the syndie in the hardsuit and the cyberhorror with the infinite gun piles, kill the necro for antag ticket then hit up the station?
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>>320975464
>kill joe spaceman
>cool 'jecties done
>hide the evidence
>dont get caught for the rest of the round and walk off scot free because they cant catch you without metagaming
Anyone with two braincells would be able to pull this off. You just sound like a retard if you can't manage to stabilize your situation in 10 minutes or less.
You should be going into every kill with a plan.
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>>320975785
>jecties
>taterstended
Yeah I can totally see your point of view now and I hate it even more.
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>>320975010
Making the vault unsimmed to prevent it from getting vented and cheesed would be a good change.
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>>320975138
>if they don't it is perfectly justified as you said, nothing wrong there
Something not being easily detectable doesn't make it right. It just means that if they get questioned they will deny that they metagrudged. You can get killed by a vampire and then join as a chaplain, who is to say you metagrudged? What if I join as a chaplain most of the time and just really felt like playing chaplain today? Can't prove shit.
>Suicide disables revival
Now you're just being a faggot. Writing ''suicide'' isn't the only way to kill yourself. You can kill yourself by putting a bag on your head or walk out an airlock, or eat a floor pill.

If people have a problem with being permanently taken out of the round they should be more careful and take better care of their character. The vast majority of your deaths can be prevented. Some you will never prevent and that's ok, we have shit respawn mechanics like borer and pAI for that and the occasional catbeast.
Enabling respawns would only solve the problem of people being stupid and getting killed too much, and then it would introduce many other problems.
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>>320975967
True, but you can always just pied piper them to space tiles, it just takes longer.
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>>320976010
If they can't explain how they detected them without metagrudging, they get banned, but okay then.
Make ghosts only able to respawn into highly requested jobs from the labor terminal. Boom.
>Writing ''suicide'' isn't the only way to kill yourself
Putting a bag on your head and floor pills means you will probably get saved and revived by medbay.
They are also much slower, which gives people time to stop you from respawning by discovering your corpse.
Basically, if someone is in perma and they Suicide, they can't just come back to grief, and if they kill themselves manually as you said and respawn, that is a failure of the warden to stop them.
I think most of the supposed problems of respawning are easily mitigated, and it provides a much deserved nerf to antagonists killing power.
>random unarmed chef is at fault for not carrying an illegal weapon when some antag breaks into their workplace and removes them from the round
No.
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>>320976959
Do you even play the game? You know you can just not get revived when you don't get in your body?
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>>320977270
Yes, and?
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>>320973862
I like this idea
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>>320978263
And you're retarded. You're saying that people who kill themselves to respawn as something else will get found and they will be revived before they respawn like the doctor can force a revival. You're fucking retarded.
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>>320978506
I disagree with him too but cool the anger there pal
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>>320978654
No. Stop being retarded.
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suggestion: putting a cargo cap on a diona nymph changes their name to cargona nymph
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putting my dick in a nymph
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>>320976959
Respawns are a bad idea and metagaming is difficult to police unless it's really blatant.

>other methods are slower and you can get saved
Spam kick on a glass shard and then type "succumb" as soon as you enter crit. Takes like 30 seconds, does not count as suicide, and your ghost cannot be forced back into your body by another player. Ez.
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why are you arguing with a schizo? these people are the same kind that think every time they get killed round start its a metagrudge, or anytime antags team up and fuck people over its metacomming. Literally paranoid schizophrenic shit.
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>>320971159
Admins should just call deathsquad/Syndie squad every time the round hits the 2 and a half hour mark honestly.
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>>320983058
I wish people weren't so scared of metagaming that they could allow servers to not die constantly from literal ingame deaths.
>start round with 15 people
>only maybe 5-6 actually come back for the new round afterward
If you kept people playing to the end, maybe there wouldn't be so many deadpop rounds.
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>>320983540
VG being shit and dead has nothing to do with people dying in-game
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>>320983653
>dead
>consistently got over 50 people a day this last week
how can one man seethe so hard about a server
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>>320983995
>if you kept people playing to the end, maybe there wouldn't be so many deadpop rounds
VG being shit and dead has nothing to do with people dying in-game
>SERVER ISN'T DEAD SNEED
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28582
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28583

They're at it again!
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>die for 2 minutes before being revived
>you are forcibly exposed to deadchat which gives you a shitton of meta-info
>expected to ignore all of that when you revive
this is OK because we can trust people to not use information from deadchat
>someone accidentally ickocks
this is immediately bannable because we can't trust people not to use information from ooc?
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>>320985205
Yes. Ick-ock is not a ban though, unless done repeatedly and purposefully. Mostly because it's a choice from the player to ick-ock, whereas being in deadchat just happens naturally.
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>>320984710
The removal of access for some roles makes sense, but then the retard tries to remove access from even security and the head of security. An antag can get away from security by just opening a maint door and closing it.
This Harse fuck has a problem where he just goes full retard and doesn't know when to stop. You could remove access from people little by little, you could very easily pass a PR to remove librarian's maint access, but the retard wants to go all the way, everyone has their access taken, no one is allowed there, maint should just be for antags to hide in.
Simply removing maint access from assistants would have been good enough.
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>>320970278
>>320971127
In reality, it will just be fucking annoying for any ghost stupid enough to hit the xeno larva prompt
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>>320985494
>Simply removing maint access from assistants would have been good enough.
Give me one reason that "waaah assistants"
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>>320986223
i think you accidentally a word there
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>>320986514
yes i did
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>>320979824
a nymph putting my dick in
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After that Packed round, I have one question though
What happened to the plasmaman
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>>320986898
the other security officer called me gay so I turned into bear force one
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>>320987393
I see. It was a typo for Gary but fair enough.
Opening the locker to see a panda and quickly close it was very funny
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>>320985494
Removing it from Security is his main goal, the rest is just extra.
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>>320985494
Sectards swarming maint every round without fail even on code green is a cancer honestly.
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>>320984710
This is how it should be. There should be some redesigning of maintenance areas. There should be these maintenance highways that allow you to escape from damaged areas and make it across the station, but do not allow you to go further into maint and go hunting for valids.
Some areas are better designed than others. I like how the chef, barman, librarian and the chaplain all have access to the same maint area north.
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SHAPKA'S BACK!
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>>320988174
It's their job, and has always been
You can also get shitposted if you stay in your office watching cameras

>>320988249
Not sure if I agree with this, I prefer a larger playing ground for all roles, but I would definitively support trying it. Would also be fun to use the ram or tools to break into "secure" maint.
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>>320988690
>I prefer a larger playing ground for all roles
A majority of that space doesn't see any use because almost everyone has access to it. Any PR expanding that space and adding new rooms will be shut down because there's no point. Having something like two tiers of door access for maint would give some exclusivity to the areas and allow people to try to use them more.
Maint for the most part is ghost town because everyone is too afraid of validhunters.
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>>320988249
Emergency maintenance access is an option in the keycard device. Just because noone uses it doesn't mean the solution isn't there.
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>>320989476
Normal maint and deluxe maint, the latter giving you access to all the ghetto xenobio rooms and random gibs, puke, and broken glass you could ever want
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>>320990513
This is not a real argument, because using this button makes the door absolutely free for all. Including catbeasts, ninjas, nukeops, vox raiders, vox traders, perma escapees, and dudes that lost their IDs. This is very different from offering maintenance to anyone WITH A VALID ID.
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Cult 3, the early days: a Blast from the Past
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Super maints when?
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>>320988671
oh great another "ironic" schizo
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>>320992854
>fatsec
based
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Cult is a shit gamemode because it promotes metagaming and only converting statics you know are competent because else you'll be stuck with useless retards that will out the cult
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>>321001602
To be fair that's a problem with rev too. I've had retards who instantly try to murder a head of staff upon being converted which is a big red flag.
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>>320984710

>Assisstant
Sure.

>HoP
HoP can go wherever the fuck he wants. Now, does he have a REASON to be in maint? Probably not, so who cares.

>QM
>Cargo Tech
>Miner
>Chaplain
Reasonable enough, I guess.

>Mechanic
Anyone whose job is fixing anything should have maint access.

>Clown
>Mime
>Librarian
Sure, makes sense to me.

>Paramedic
Wew.
>NOOOOOO THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF RETRIEVING BODIES CAN'T JUST HAVE ACCESS TO ONE OF THE MOST COMMON PLACES PEOPLE DIE
>FORCING ANTAGS TO TAKE TWO SECONDS TO TURN OFF SUIT SENSORS AND/OR STRIP THEIR VICTIMS RUINS THE FLOW OF THE ENTIRE GAME

>HoS
>Sec
>Detective
>Warden
Butthurt level: coloncrucified.
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>>320985205
You have to ick ock a lot to actually cop a ban for it, or do something obviously spiteful like
>OOC: IT'S CULT AND MARKO BOMB IS SETTING UP A FORGE IN MINING MAINT
Bunch of people have accidentally done like
>OOC: hey can I get a burger
and just bwoinked nothing more
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>>320976080
>True, but you can always just pied piper them to space tiles, it just takes longer.
and way more dangerous of course, because some could shoot you on the way, it's not infinitely secure but at least you can't set up a girder and be 100% safe
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>>321002624
He's also very butthurt about assistants
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>>321002624
Either both assistants and sec get maint access or nobody does
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>phantom Runtime purring from beyond the veil
Spooky shit
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>>321003148
to be fair assistants use it to be fags 99% of the time.
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>>321002624
I think people forget that one of cargo's delivery routes is on the maintenance MULEbots.
Not being able to go where your delivery may have been intercepted is kind of shitty.
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>>321004019
Yeah, that's fair enough. Cargo should definitely get maint.
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>>321004019
Not to mention trying to find mail when the disposals pipes inevitably get exploded.
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JOIN and READY UP for FUN
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>>321002624
1. Harse is a sperg
2. That PR reads like he thinks /vg/ is a HRP server (extremely ironic considering his playstyle)
3. Baronze was 100% correct. This is a psychological trick called door in the face compliance and a bad-faith grudge PR because Harse got outed as a cultist because a sec officer had maint access and was in maint and caught them doing cult shit.
4. Fuck you
5. Check em
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>>321004426
Harse is definitely an old enough player to do that
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>>321004426
What's your analysis on the free maint PR
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>>321004531
4. and 5.
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>>321002780
you can totally cheese it the same way with a one tile corridor (you can set up yourself) and unsecured girder.
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this is not a barpost
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>>321008841
How much burn damage would it do if you walked into the beam
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>>321009690
enough
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>>321009690
instadeath
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>>320949169
>You have to collect logs and make a ban request for anything to be done.
Then do
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telescience is a garbage department that is only ever used for telemurderbone/telecult (gayer versions of murderbone/cult) and to completely replace the paramedic
as such it should be removed
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science is a garbage department that is only ever used for murderbone/cult (more powergamic versions of murderbone/cult) and to completely replace the Security
as such it should be removed
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>>321012970
bruh i've never seen it used for cult. i've never even seen is use for murderbone, save my one attempt at autoborging people with it.
I've only ever seen it used for grabbing peoples corpses from the edge of space, and in that respect it works fine.
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>>321012970
It is kino when a malf AI calibrates it on their own and uses it against the crew. It is cringe otherwise.
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>>321013287
this but unironically
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>waste time setting up engine
>someone already doing ghetto bar
>engineering cut power to the rest of station
>ert gets called due to engineering cutting power to the rest of the station
>their shuttle cuts my room in half
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>321018301
i'm the ghetto bar fag
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>>321018428
yeah it looked nice
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>>321018301
ert was actually called because it was gult
but they called an ert with no mission so instead they got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY
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>staffed security
>run in some trouble with the army of clown
>quell down an uprising in cargo before it even starts
>SUDDENLY, CULT
>capture one or two preps who shade, everyone else cooperates and just let us implant them
>shuttle get called because everyone ran out of power because engineering decided to sell it (pic rel is how I got a discount for brig)
>AI tells us there is 5 cultists on the outpost
>4 sec offs decide to ride the shuttle
>we actually get the somewhat upper-hand in the fight until they get a lucky opening with a buckshot which one-hits two of us
>guy with the buckshot survives and get his diona waifu backup, but shuttle already left by then

Quite fun but boring space cult
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>>321018428
>green and purple
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>>321018428
thanks doc
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my friend drew this
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Is VG lrp or mrp?
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>>321020094
erp (epic role play)
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>man.. fuck lifeweb. full of ERP'ers and degenerates its fucking shit.
>yeah im not invited into lifeweb i dont want to be lol..
>is12 reborn is better bro trust me
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>>321019572
I don't like it because that's TG
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>>321020094
It's officially LRP but honestly no two servers use the same definitions for any of those terms so that information is basically meaningless
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>>321020445
whats the tell
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>>321020094
A little bit of both. There is definitively a lot more freedom and goofing around than in an MRP server, and you will very rarely get bwoinked by admins if you don't outright use textspeak or ocks in ick. The rules and standards for RP are very lax.

Yet it doesn't stop people from playing with RP on their mind, going the extra mile to create characters, write their records, roleplay with people along the way and taking their immersions very seriously, but without constricting themselves in hardcoded rules and nagging admins.

I'd say, it's the best of both worlds. Lax rules but a lot of very enthusiastic players.
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>>321020546
VG is like the upper level of LRP to me. You can break into to places, do jobs outside your role, hunt antags as non-sec. and build/break whatever you want as long as it isn't important.

TG is a lot more anal about the breaking in and antag hunting, unfortunately.
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>>321020574
The skin color, the wall color, and the lizardman
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>>321020981
you can valid hunt on tg and break into places. unless you start killing people or genuinely fucking shit up for no good reason (esp. non antag) then the admins come in when someone ahelps it.
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>>321021520 new thread
(it feels good to have it go to 750 in only 2 days)
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>>321004426
>Check em
not on vg newfagw
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>>321019572
cute art other than it being TG
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>>321019572
Tell Chris its good but he should play TG less.
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>>320961857
>Random nazi is commanding the prism and not someone in a syndicate executive suit
Missed opportunity for an already blunder of a vault.
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now judge my sec maint proposal ye dumb shits
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/28593
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>>321035572
it sucks.
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>>321035572
It ties something concrete to the alert level. I like it.
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>>321035515
>someone noticed the syndicate executive suit exists
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>>320985494
>This Harse fuck has a problem where he just goes full retard and doesn't know when to stop.

Been saying this for a long time
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>survive four mosin shots in the line of duty
>die to a beach ball
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>>321040643
mosin was aiming at your arm
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>>320984710
>Harse gets owned
>Runs to github to grudgecode
Like clockwork.

>>321020574
Catgirl and the lizardman thing.
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>>321043183
Borgs don't have arms.
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>>321043787
>whoa I'm so powerful I survived multiple bullets haha oh by the way I was a robot with no organs blood or need for food oxygen or water
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make a purgatory for banned players
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>>321045434
we do, it's called lamprey.
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BREAKING NEWS: Kilozombie fucked up his code so the game is now adding up the round end scores incorrectly, meaning that the total (-10,000 or whatever) will be greater than all of the individual scores added up.
Lamprey has now rolled a second time and will roll a third, fourth, and fifth time until an admin forces a new map.

Remember to call him a nerd in BYOND messages, on Github, here, or on D*scord.
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>>321045356
Seems like you're a cyborg yourself, got a chip on your shoulder there.
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>>321045831
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>>321020318
it probably will be better once matt releases the code



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