>OWL now streams on Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/Overwatchleague>Overwatch Anniversary 2020: May 18 - June 9https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1262818013151023104>Developer Update | Competitive Open Queuehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CFswa64SB0>Overwatch 2 Announcement Cinematic: ZERO HOUR!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXS_YA9s7E>Role Queuehttps://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/23060961/introducing-role-queue>Hero item checklists for all eventshttps://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/>Latest PC patch noteshttps://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/pc#patch-67071>Overwatch dev trackerhttp://www.overstalk.io>Personal stats / leader boardshttps://overbuff.comPrevious thread: >>293627063
I love Lena
WHAT IS THAT MELODY?
a non-coomer thread!
>>293771560Discuss Overwatch Lore
people who "main" a specific character and refuse to switch no matter how the game is going are the worst
>>293771965You mean Leore?
>>293771965I tried but yall are nothing but coomers>>293758289 (You)>>293758539 (You)>>293759614 (You)>>293763051 (You)
>playing QP>Chinatown Garden>retard hammond keeps grabbing the middle and spin around the center>two short of a grapple so he is just going over everyone's head>keeps happening>lostHow do you delete someone else's account?
Remember that first time your Ashe mommy found you peeking through the bathroom door on her in the shower? That look on her face when she realized you were watching, and chose to lather herself up and pretend you weren't there rather than get you in trouble...
>>293772678t-tell me about the first time Ashemommy touched your private partsand the first time you touched hers
This is a thread about friendship and solidarity
>>293772838As long as it's not about friendship and solidarity with tranny abominations like you seem to imply
>>293772149>lena hides in a pile of trash>enemy is unable to distinguish her from the trashmakes sense
>>293773003Friend, this is the Overwatch thread. What do you expect?
>>293772838Like the friendship between Lycanlena and Vampire Ashe?
>>293772807You'll have to wait for OW2 to find out the origin story n that
Hehe Winstooon, you're an animal!!!
>>293773582My wife is so cute and silly :)
>>293773268My fucking eyes
>>293773685Is the truth too much for you?>>293773327Exactly!
>>293774415Can HRT turn a white man into a Middle Eastern woman?
Overwatch but the only playable heroes are the two (2) balanced heroes (Tracer and Mei) and your team argues over how many Tracers and how many Meis to runthe meta shifts weekly
So is Overwatch 2 gonna be lit er nah
>>293774882why does every ow girl have an awful smug aura to them
>try to be friendly to a random person>they start being toxicok
>>293775257From a lore standpoint, maybe; but considering how, from what we've seen, is just mainly PvE stuff, it's up in the air.
>>293775054yo I just realized Lena has been wearing crocs the whole time like broooo
any PS4 players here, cause I really want to find a team so I can get the fuck out of Bronze and away from the morons that inhabit it
>>293775903Yeah, but then her husband bought her new socially acceptable footwear
>>293776357if you get out of bronze with a duo, did you really get out of bronze?if you can't climb at least up to plat by yourself, you're just artificially increasing the magic fantasy number but not getting better at the game.
>>293776376her husband emilio tracerino
>>293776357>bronze nigga just throw a torb turret and go make a sandwich, you can basically do this until mid gold.
>>293776357Just learn pharah hitscan can't touch you before gold
Emily and Tracer about to get married, but just as Emily, in a beautiful wedding dress, is walking up the altar where Lena, in a suit, is waiting for her, Sigma comes out of an interdimensional portal and uses gravitic flux on Emily and then finishes her off with a rock + balls combo, thus saving that part of Lenaverse. he then enters another portal to continue his mission.
>>293776672I'd say I'm a decent enough player(besides I'm barely below the Silver threshold anyways), the problem is the teams I end up with more often than not are absolutely horrid at the game>>293776893>nigga just throw a torb turret and go make a sandwich, you can basically do this until mid gold.part of the problem is while my teams are full of uncoordinated morons, the enemy team usually has it's act together, so Torb rarely works>>293777097again it's not me that's the problem, it's my braindead teammates, besides I only occasionally get to play Damage anyways due to the role que
>>293777263>it's not me that's the problemYes it is. If you can't solo carry your way out of a rank that's where you belong. That's how the elo system is designed.
>>293777263If you can't solo carry out of bronze then you deserve to be there
>>293775443Because they are hot and they know it. Also they have some skill or ability that makes them more important than 99% of the world
>>293777263>I'd say I'm a decent enough playerI also thought that when I was on that SR range. now I'm plat and I realize I didn't know shit back then. you really are at your correct SR, accept it and try to improve at the game. you only climb when you can consistently carry games on your current rank.
>>293772838this thread is about a filthy lolicon lesbian that is loose and "saving the world!"
>>293777263>its not me it's my team.sounds like bronze to me, dawg
>>293777263>again it's not me that's the problemDoes console Overwatch have replay codes? We can watch a replay of a loss where you think you were pretty hot and be the judge of that.
Do you think Brig is attracted to Rein?
>>293777820no, she only likes clanker dick
Is it just me or did every single garbage player give up on competitive? There used to be a time where bronze-gold players were worst than what you'd see in a typical quickplay match, but now we're at a point where a fucking silver player is capable of pubstomping quickplay without trying too hard
>>293777979competitive is too toxic for most people and smurfing used to be a huge problem. idk how it is now, but it really ruined the whole point of competitive
>>293778112The whole competitive system in Overwatch is retarded. I think going from 4 to 6 seasons a year is one of the dumbest decisions they ever made, I'd much rather 1-2 seasons a year with an mmr reset (like every other competitive game ever made)
What is it with Blizzard that caused them to attract all the retards to their fanbase?
>>293777401I solo'd out of bronze 2 years ago. It's such a fucking painful experience. You can only do so much to influence the outcome of the game when every other match one team has either 4-5 dps heroes, a leaver, or someone throwing a taunt party.
>>293773268d-did the artist trace over Joe Biden's face
>>293775443Sombra's interactions portray her less as a competent spy, and more like high school mean girl who believes her bullying attempts are "psychological tricks"
>>293773268what about mccree the trans man
>>293773582That's kinda fucked up to say desu
>>293781182Jesus Christ is that supposed to be McCree?
I love Mei
>>293781363yes. a trans, half native american, chubby, amputee merman! and he's beautiful!
>>293777323>>293777401>>293777470>>293777565>>293777589honestly I'm probably average at best, like I'd probably average out to somewhere in Silver or maybe the lower end of Gold if I had good teams more consistently, but since I keep ending up on teams full of idiots it just keeps dragging me down lower than I probably should be(especially when I'm playing Tank or Support, not much you can do if your DPS guys are refusing to switch off Tracer or Widowmaker)
>>293781485well the amputee part is actually correct
>>293781645Post replays or shut up.
Jack and Gabe...
>>293781485I know you're joking but this is what these people actually believe
>>293772678>mommy ashe smugly teasing you about your masturbation habits that you thought were unknown to her>her demanding that you massage her stiff shoulders and knowingly ordering you to further explore her body, but stopping before you manage to muster up the courage to do more>applying sunscreen on each other under the scorching sun, her demanding you to pull on her swimsuit to make sure you're covering everything>her constant showing off, waiting for you to make the first more >keeping you on your tiptoes with her responses, not knowing if she's serious about this or just making fun of how expressive you are>She finally snaps and straddles you>"You're getting me riled up" her toned body keeping you pinned to the ground as she grinds herself against you, mostly just indulging in her own needs >"Do ya need me to repeat myself?" she knows what she wants and insists that you should hurry up and carry out the orders she makes for you>"I owe you one", she drawls with a smirk after her shaking thighs are sticky and wet with the slick you made her produce>her insisting that she's "just showin' ya how it's done", by crooning encouragements as her palm smoothly grinds against your sensitive parts for the first time>Your over sensitive body uselessly spasming against her as she caresses your smooth skin after providing you with the release of pent up tension from all the years of fantasising and yearning for her approval as her partner >her leaving marks on your body, as to showcase everyone who dares to get too close to you that you belong to her, be in by leaving red lipstick on your clothes or biting the inside of your thigh >"try to keep it together", she murmurs knowingly as she discreetly torments you in public
I miss Mondatta...
>>293783259he lives on as the ow2 announcer
>>293783053stop it... please... I don't want to coom now...
>>293782167>Post replays or shut up.don't have any right this moment, but I'll try and supply some after I play some more matches tonight
>>293783053I'll allow it
>someone on my team talks shit at the end of the match>commend them for sportsmanship
>Oh we only need to capture the first point to win ? Guess we should just have fun and play characters we're bad at then
>>293785096not the tranny skin D:But now I have the urge to draw one of the scenes that I listed >>293786328Sadly some people are okay with wasting their own and your time
Why do I keep getting disconnected from Blizzard? Fucking hell it happened 4 times in 10 minutes.
>>293780181love and support all trans OW characters (which is all of them)
>Our Rein and the enemy Rein are evenly matched all game>They compliment each other on their plays>They wish each other good luck in future games at the endWell that was wholesome to watch.
>>293783753still waiting on those replays anon
>>293791586I don't know if I can even watch them since they're on console and 99% of the general is on PC.Maybe we'll just get actual VODs.
why do so many people spectate random quickplay matches
>reinhardt 10 hp>run up to his shield to punch him>hitting the v key>Nanoboost administered>get fucked up
>>293786328whoever at Blizzard thought that winning from Partial Captures was a good idea I really want to punch in the dick>>293791586>>293792226haven't gotten back on yet, I'll try to get a match or two done soon though>>293792689well I must be one of those weird cases, cause I get phenomenally awful teams ridiculously often
>>293791586>>293792226>>293793712here's the code for my first replay;C7J2XRDrRockso_20 is my username
>>293795105Wow, this is like watching a team of retarded monkeys slap their dicks on their controllers. I can't give you very good advice since I'm only plat myself, but probably the most important thing: get a mouse and keyboard.
>>293795105Oh nice, I can import it from PC.
>Playing tank on Plat>one game had a Bastion park on the flank on Route 66 on defense by himself, other dps is a sombra that just attempts hacks and poofs away when caught>next game had a genji and soldier attempt flanks away from the team>no heals coming because support instalocks moira or bap and tries to dps >alternatively it’s a mercy who tries to res in the middle of enemy teamI hate playing main tank on plat. Which tank should I learn that could reasonably get me out of this hellhole?
>>293795105BTW, as I watch this and type up notes, what are your comments on the game? What did you think about your performance, what you did right/wrong, what your teammates did right/wrong, etc.Did you think you did a good job healing your teammates, did you think you did a good job pushing, etc. Don't need in-depth analysis but just some top-level comments. I want your perspective.
>>293796102overall I felt I did my job, I don't really see any major deficiencies in what I was doing outside of maybe some minor errors in terms of prioritizing who to heal>>293795463I'm on console, I'm not spending a ton of money just to use a mouse and keyboard with it
>>293796541Obviously I know you're on console you mongoloid, why would you be playing with a controller otherwise? Literally the simplest and easiest change to climb at least to silver, even if everything else about your play is terrible
Questionwhy is Reaper so pissy towards the new young members of OW? I totally get why he's pissed off at 76, Ana and the Organization itself but is there really any reason to kill the young and naive members like Tracer and Winston who only have a desire to make the world a better place, much like he did? They had no say in what went on in OW's internal operations or whatever.
>>293796913He wants gays dead
I'm hardstuck gold for 300 hours and deeply insecure about it. Frankly I wish I were good enough to be GM but I dunno if I even have the potential. Every once in a while I'll start actually playing more than just 10 hours a season and spend some time practicing my aim but it never sticks.
>>293796795if I had that kind of money I wouldn't be playing on console in the first place
I was going to post a replay of a game where I'm a Tank, but neither of the last two games I've played have gone right enough to be worth sharing, just not in the right head space for Tank I guess right now(and Tank is probably my worst role anyways, Roadhog is probably my best character in that role and even there I never feel like I'm above mediocre)
>12 player match>enemy POTG>you were the only kill
>>293795105>>293796541Alright so disclaimer, I am only plat on PC, and I almost never play Lucio so what advice I can give you is limited but I am just going to go over some things that really stood out to me.Teamcomp:- You started off your team with Lucio+Zen as the healing comp. You originally had a Mercy and they decided to switch to Zen last second. You have absolutely no good heals. Lucio's perk isn't his healing, it's his speed. You should've rushed your teammates to point or at the very least, to one of the side flanks behind cover, and then started to dance on the walls and harass the shit out of the bronze DPS who probably can't hit you even if they tried (like that Pharah). But you stayed on healing for 99% of the time you were on Lucio and just kind of waffled at the gate like a wuss for most of the game. That is probably your biggest problem for this game. If you wanted to be main healer and not use speed boost ever, then you should've been on a different healer. For the 10 seconds you were on Moira, you threw out a healing orb and tried to kill the Lucio. That was great. Go Moira, not Lucio.Game sense:- As part of your waffling at the gate, you just kind of stared at the enemy team for 90% of the time. Every once in a while, you fired some wubs at a Zarya bubble for no good reason. You really should stop that. If you wanted to shoot at something, you should've shot at the Reaper on the right side of your screen who kind of stood there with zero contest. When you finally dashed onto point, I was finally able to say "At least he tried" because you danced around on point, had people chase you around, and you did some damage by yourself, and also encouraged your team to follow you. But again, you were just sitting on healing 24/7. I don't know if this is what you're supposed to do on console but damn man, you're supposed to be on speed 90% of the time. You know what's better than healing damage? Not getting hit in the first place.(continued)
>>293798921Skill usage:- You never actually used Amp It Up for boosts so every time you didn't use it, you just failed at your default role as healbot. You just stood around without ever using it so what little you did was pretty minimal. And because of that your teammates suffered. You were too busy hiding behind corners and walls so your Ashe for example, was always dying to random shit, and at the beginning, you let the D.Va de-mech instead of trying to help her harass the high ground so they could take the pressure off of the choke. You really need to decide if you're going to go dive, or go deathball. If half your team is dive, then go speed and fucking own it.Ult usage:- The fuck was with that beat at 02:55? Seriously. If your teammates decided to call you a thrower, you 100% deserved it just for this fuck-up alone. Your team gets caught in a grav, you drop that shit immediately. I don't think you get stuck mid-air trying to ult in a Zarya grav so I don't see why the fuck you would ever hold onto that shit during the entire grav duration. They had no cc so you just kind of fucked it up by holding it. And then you used the beat basically solo on yourself AFTER your team gets murdered by Barrage. And from the looks of it, you only used it to save yourself when you hit 50 HP. Come on, man. Your D.Va's bomb picked off the Lucio so if you ulted early, your team could've survived the Barrage, YOU could've helped shoot the Pharah who was right in your face on the left, and then your whole team could've pushed onto point.(still continued)
>>293795105On attack you didn't do a single thing as Lucio. You weren't using amp for like the first two minutes, you weren't trying to get boops to displace the enemy, you basically just moved around with your team being a heal bot. You weren't even using until like like a 3 minutes into the game.
>>293795105Do you do a lot of c-c-c-cocaine?Seriously, lots of cocaine?
>>293799130Camera:- One thing I noticed is that you never look around. You just kind of face forward and never ever turn around. Is this a limitation of playing on controller? Because holy shit, back to the Reaper comment, every few seconds I had to pause the replay and move the camera around to get a feel for who was at where. Reaper standing on high ground, teammate positions, the enemy Lucio, etc. I had a LITTLE bit of context from the sound effects but man, it felt like you were just a healbot staring forward and not giving a shit about anything and it drove me nuts.Round 2:- Your Orisa and D.Va were definitely worthless and Orisa was just as much of a pussy as you were despite being a main tank, but you fucked up in your defense of the high ground by focusing on the Zarya Brig pair walking up to your team. Paying attention to them coming is a good thing, but back to the camera thing, you have mad tunnel vision problems. The enemy team had a Pharah Reaper pair, you should've kept track of them somewhat as you waited for the enemy team to walk up because (a) Reaper teleported onto point to backcap and nobody, not even you, bothered to turn around to contest, and (b) your positioning was actually bad. Once the enemy team started moving onto high ground, you should've moved onto the bridge. That way, you could've kept distance between you and the enemy team, the enemy team would've had to go through your Orisa first, and you could've actually paid attention to the Reaper on point. It's almost like you didn't notice/care he was on point until after the enemy team bulldozed through high ground and went onto point. It's hard to care, sure, because your team is getting overrun anyway, but the fact that you didn't even bother to put in any effort to look around seems like evidence of tunnel vision.(continued)
>make a great play and get a quadruple kill>potg goes to Moira who threw a purple ball at the same time>you can see my name dominating the killfeed in "her" potg>the ball only secured her a triple kill
>win 6 games in a row yesterday>lose 6 games in a row todayhmm...
>>293797487Positioning lad, I’ve coached my wife from silver to high diamond it’s a simple as that
>>293800586Summary:- You are banned from playing Lucio. You play him like a pussy-ass long-range healbot. Play Moira instead. Not Zen. In fact, just main Moira. She fits the way you played support that game, not Lucio.- If you have a defensive ult, just fucking use it when you are caught in shit like gravs. There's a rule about not committing more ults to lost teamfights, but the Zarya initiated with the grav and your beat would've been the perfect defense to it.- Start looking around and keeping track of enemies and teammates more. You have big tunnel vision problems. I want you to try to ask yourself "Do I know where all 12 players are right now?" whenever you can. If the answer is no, you need to start looking around or hell, just ask on voice chat. MOBA players always go "X is missing!" or "Where is X? He is missing!" because knowing the enemy's position is really important and the same goes for Overwatch.Every time you're healing, you ask yourself "Where are all my teammates, and what is their current HP?" You don't have to chase them across the map to save them from ebin solo flanks, but you do need to keep track of them.Every time you're sapping, you ask yourself "I know Mercy is here, where are the other 5 enemies?" You need to know where they are 100% of the time. Not just once a minute, not twice a minute, not 10 times a minute. 100% of the time. If this is actually impossible on console, that's understandable but my point is that you have to keep doing this as much as you often can no matter what.I think if you just improve on these aspects first, you can easily climb out of bronze and get gold minimum just because you're shitting on the enemy team's attempts at killing your teammates. If you have any questions or disagreements, feel free to ask.
>>293795463but still, ya got to respect a shitter willing to step up and post a code and ask for some help. It's better than post after post just saying not muh fault, team fuk'd me.
>>293798921>>293799130>>293799810>>293800586well looking back on it I can see what you're saying, though that was also a poorer performance on Lucio than I often have(I really fucking hate Temple of Anubis so I kinda went into that game at less than 100%), though I will admit you are right about how I'm often not daring enough as Luciospeaking of Mercy though, here's a game I just did as her that I feel showed off my abilities a lot better;03WRW6>>293799906yeah that is where I got the name from
>>293800920how did you coach her? how long did that climb take her?
How will Shitzzard fix the smurfing problem? How has other games tackled the issue??
>>293803725seems simple to me, ban them for doing it, change the Gameplay Sabotage category of report to allow(indeed give it top priority) reporting people for playing badly and/or refusing to switch off characters
>>293803725>How has other games tackled the issue??By having a big enough playerbase that smurfs don't cause too much trouble. Problem is OW competitive is dying, anyone who still plays it tends to have multiple accounts, they do placements on their "main" to camp whatever SR they've decided is high enough to make their e-peen feel good and then play 80 hours on their "alt" account in plat.
>>293792689what does he say, i dont have a sound for some reason
>>293805739git gud essentially.
>>293798921>speed boosting as lucio in bronzeworst advice ever, no one at that rank understand the value of speed boost, so its actually better to play a healbot lucio and heal up chip damage
>>293806117Well that's why I said he should just straight up play something else instead of Lucio at the end. If he's just going to healbot while trying to poke at Pharahs, he should just play Moira instead.
>>293803725>will blizzard stop accepting easy money?
>>293807083Lucio plays like an entirely different character in lower tiers. On one hand the speed boost is only useful for the start of the round and for yourself, but on the other hand people in low ranks have such trouble killing him that he can be as good at contesting points as wrecking ball
>>293803725>free on console, blizzard is powerless>pc shitters actually pay to do thisits not changing anytime soon and has been since launch. The real issue is what another anon has point out, the comp userbase is shrinking. And the playerbase is getting better, golds today are basically what diamonds were year or two ago
>>293802630anyone analyze my Mercy game yet?
does bob shoot wrecking ball mines?
>>293771560is reinhardt having unprotected anal intercourse with mercy in this image?
I hate Mercyfriends so much bros...
>>293810845>I hate Mercyfriends so much bros...what exactly is a "Mercyfriend"?
>>293810902Friends who watch Mercy porn together
>>293803725Make players play against same level or above. That way the 1 star smurfs can play with the 1 star smurfs and the 4 star normal players or silver border players can play against people that have played the same amount of hours. This only mitigates the problem though, because there will always be retards dumb enough to buy high level accounts, but the market will be less saturated with low level accounts of throwers. That way you also insure that the genuinely new people don't come into your comp games in gold/plat and int your games.
>widow's new skin is a challenge>its fucking meh
>>293810768I doubt his dick is on the inside of his right elbow, so no
>>293771740echo, or at least her personality AI is southeast asianexplains so much how shes an annoying flying cockroach that copies others
>>293790384bruh 3 years hrt hoovy looking like a fine ass bih
>>293779929i love how sombra is characterized as a perky latina hacker gf but shes like 30 or something
>>293786328>team is winning by a small bit>enemy team devolving intro drama in all chat>one enemy rage quits>team mates begin to relax>team begins to also trash talk in all chat>somehow enemy team gets their shit together just enough to scrap by a round>next round my own team devolves into blaming and shitflingingEVERY TIME. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
I will protect Lena from the bullies
reminder to all overwatch personnel, mandatory abortions will be held at the first of the next month
>>293811930this except Hana
I will protect Mondatta from the bullets
seriously how the fuck is one expected to raise one's rating if they're always getting paired with shit teams, like of the last 8 or so games I've won twice, the rest were losses due to the shitty teams I end up with
>>293812980you aren'tthe system is designed to pair bad players with good players to keep them happyclimbing is impossible unless you're a no-life willing to grind it out for several hours a day
>>293812980>shit teams>always have (you)makes one ponder, truly
>>293812980this comment but 10 times per thread
>>293813141that's stupid>>293813179I'm more than willing to admit I have room to improve(like I'm a mediocre Tank, and a large chunk of Damage classes I'm terrible with too), but at least I'm trying to win, most of the idiots I'm getting paired up with are practically throwing(like basically any player I've had on my team who picks Widowmaker, Hanzo, or Ana)
>>293812274>Moira and Mercy's science baby dies a month in>Mercy demands everyone suffers like she does