>Overwatch 2https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1190347676908310529>Mercy's Recall Challenge ends December 2ndhttps://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1194333370542510082>New short story, Valkyriehttps://bnetcmsus-a.akamaihd.net/cms/page_media/x3/X38BR3N7HTDP1573261672394.pdf>Overwatch 2 Announcement Cinematic: ZERO HOUR!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXS_YA9s7E>Role Queuehttps://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/23060961/introducing-role-queue>Hero item checklists for all eventshttps://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/>Latest PC patch noteshttps://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/pc#patch-60993>Overwatch dev trackerhttp://www.overstalk.io>Personal stats / leader boardshttps://overbuff.comPrevious thread: >>273985901
>>274199694I want to bully Moira until she cries!
337 days until Lena's game!
>>274199694Posting 1st best girl
I love expressing "ironic" mommy issues through waifu posting my sweet mommy Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe!
>bully someone not playing doomfist>they switch to doomfisthoes mad
Symmetra sucks so we're rerolling for my new dps main!This time, 9 chooses!
>>274200404Fuck off faggot
>>274200205>losing Busan C>tell Pharah since we are being spawncamped by a Winston, that she needs to switch to Reaper to save us>Pharah: "I'm doing fine!">"No you're not.">Pharah: "I'm telling you, there's nothing wrong with Pharah!">"You ain't breaking the Winston bubbles, and the enemy DPS are an Ashe+McCree combo. You are NOT fine.">switches to Reaper last second before losing>Pharah: "Wow, I switched and we still lost. Guess it wasn't because I was being countered as Pharah.">>274200404The diceroll is sacred, faggot. Take it or leave it.
>>274200889>I wish I were shitting in the street right now...
>>274200889>>274200861>>274200773>>274200692>>274200686>>274200625Come on guys, someone else :)
>>274201156How about Symettra?
>>274200404symmetra in overwatch 2
>>274200196I unironically look forward to this post every thread
>>274201156do not deny fate
>>274202926>>274202810>>274201393>>274201278>>274201126>>274200889>>274200861>>274200773>>274200692>>274200686>>274200638>>274200625I guess I must accept my fate.Whats some cheeky Sym stuff I should knowalso why is she so naked
>>274203063sym tp turret bomb is the first thing you should learnalso cheeky tp spots
>you have been placed in a lower skill tier because your performance has been below the minimum for five consecutive games.then what the fuck is the point of the SR system
>>274203145the game is telling you're boosted and shit, git gud and learn what you're doing wrong
>>274203145You dropped sr so your rank went down. If you're struggling to understand that concept, you're probably not smart enough to improve.
mercy mains, how do I stop thinking about cock all the time and hold m1 to heal my team
this is why we need esports...
>>274204710plug your needy hole with a dildo
>>274204710>hold m1hold m2
>>274204710I imagine the healhbar as a cock and m1 as sucking, works fine for me
>>274204710I like to think about balls, and how worked up they're getting as I properly support them, churning, getting ready to unload after a well won game...
>>274200889>>274201439Holy based lol
I play Mercy because if I play as my husband Gabe I can’t stop myself from looking up at his taint when I teleport!
The party is over, stop being lewd and horny all the time!
>gamer girl on mic says she’s gonna avoid me because “Oh I have gold healing and I wasn’t playing Brig?”You mean the healer that automatically heals the entire group by just mindlessly holding primary the whole game out heals the Ana who heals one target at a time and said healing can be blocked too? You don’t fucking say. And this bitch is out here blaming me for the loss when it’s 100% the fault of our DPS just collapsing in on themselves in round 2
>/owg/ gets me to play Symmetra>Shes on the autism spectrum>Win my first 3 comp games with herGuys... you didn't warn me..
>>274208217>caring about what women think or say
>>274208421People at most ranks just don’t know how to deal with her since she’s so rarely played. Enjoy dominating them.
>>274208217but anon it's toxic to be bad in the presence of a female support or tank main you toxic fuck kysshould have played better anonPassive aggressive shit like this kills the game for meThey make using comms such a pain, it's no wonder it feels like everyone cares less
i bought the game for PS4 and I keep my mic chat on. what should I expect in comp games?
>>274208421Wow 3 comp games?? That's insane. Are you rank 1 now?
whats the deal with the low SR gains? am i really expected to win 25 games straight to go up a rank?
>>274208805People not communicating even when they have mics, people chatting or sharing useless info, people not listening to what you say, people jumping onto voice chat to bitch when you lose
>>274208805Almost no communication for 90% of games until you reach Top 500 games
>>274209636Yeah basically just be better at the game.
>>274209636You're expected to maintain a positive winrate, yes.
>>274211281yes lena poster?
>>274211337I............................................................................................................................................wanna IMPREGNATE Lena!
ill finally admit it, OW is dying
>>274211850You don't have enough data to say that, we need more data
>won 3 games in the last 10I literally can't tell what I'm doing wrong at all, each game feels the same as the last except sometimes I win sometimes I lose I've never been this frustrated with a game before in my life
>>274212275Have you tried rewatching your games and seeing what you did?
>>274211281That’s a VERY big corgi
>>274208421Not even mad for shad, chromatic aberration need to die fast
everything is completely normal, I'm just dancing by myself here
>>274211850Overwatch is in that 3 kids and 10 years married stage now. It's rocky but don't act like you're going anywhere now.>w...we've been together a long time nowpatch makes hard shielding a lot tougher, removing that instant throw pick issue for a huge chunk of the SR range. Streamers can play community games as they wait now.. Holiday event, esports in a two months. Aggro is back on the table, passive players are going to get blow out in this patch and I can't wait for the tears on the forum.
>>274213159STOP POSTING IT
>>274213253then post mercy art or else
>>274213232but its taken too long
>>274214928There is nothing nice about a lewd mercy, don't encourage him please
is cyx our guy?
>>274215502there's nothing wrong with enjoying sex! mercy just enjoys a LOT of it!!!
I haven't booted the game in about a month but I always come here for my girl.
>dont play reaper>loselove this game, very fun
My wife :)
FACT: Mercy belongs to Pharah
>>274217502could be worse, queueueueing as a tank becomes a game of chicken over who wants to play Orisa. The worst of it is I like that big arsed bitch, but I feel dirty for picking meta at high silver
>>274217502Reaper if fun my friend! And the patch is just days away, why not give the game a break and play something else instead?
>over 28k healing (42% of damage)>still lose
>>274218510Nice job but it's really really hard to carry as a healer. Nowadays i just turn my brain off, put some music and heal, the game is much more fun like that
>>274218510The thing about playing healer is nothing you do actually matters!
>shit at healing>keep losing matches because I'm shit>get hard carried if my SR drops below what I initially ranked>right back where I started>still shit at healing and can't climb or drop>stuck in an eternal hell
>Enemy rein gets an Earthshatter every 30 seconds.>Continue healing the same tanks feeding ult.>I have 25k healing I did nothing wrong!
They had Sigma Ball. Most of their damage output was a Tracer that our DPS let run around free-shotting everything.dpstard...
>Paris is still left unchanged The cons of a small indie team, I guess.
what graphic settings barely change visuals and only exist to bloat gpu temp
>>274209707>>274209935You two were not kidding. It's dead quiet until a Moira dies then all hell breaks loose.
>>274215591no, cyxone-tricks are frowned upon here
if she doesn’t have 250 HP, I don’t want her!
>>274222937this mei looks like 200 hp. you better delete it
>>274223490>Widowmaker can see people affected by Venom MineWait what, is this a thing? Damn, I must've missed the memo on this.>it's realFuck me.
>>274223490>they acknowledge widow's bullshitery>still buff her because HER ABILITIES FEEL WEAK
me queuing with a doomfist shitter so i dont have to play doom!
>>274225479genji is such a slut...
>>274227948We play Mei’s back to back events with new legendary skins! Yay!
Mei's Snowball Fight fucking sucks. I can't wait to tear my hair out playing it
I love Lena.
>>274229978Imagine the smell
Hello There! I'm going to do my Mercy games!I've realised the cause of my Mercy-rut was my satisfaction with level 4 endorsement. That is good, but I can aim higher with a new vigor and hopefully reach level 5!
You have to let it go
>>274225807Genji asking Mercy to give him a womb and functioning dick so he could get pregnant and impregnate at the same time
>>274237261Nice, good luck but don't forget to take some rest friend, playing mercy is hard
Winter wonderland soon!I hope Baptiste gets a skin.
>>274240354Who is this dude?
they need to hurry up and release OW2 to refresh the playerbasei only play this game to farm up semi-normie e-girls but around 6 months ago that supply dried up and all that's left are the picky comp-sluts (who in my experience are uglier on average anyway)
>>274241191>le short hair = boy memeboring
Mei peeing in a bottleMei destroying her kidneys
>>274239786Thank you for the concern friend. It is easy to lose myself in my Mercy games, but I am in a good environment to give it my all currently!
>its another 52% WR Mercy, 41% WR Moira player on your team episode i want off this ride
>>274239786No it’s not lol
Mei crying through painful dialysis sessions
Mei positive at first but pain wears her downMei not even smiling anymore
>>274218139I wanna grope those titties!
>>274225479Genji sounding like hentai anime girl during sex
what streamer should i watch so i can learn what gud looks like, and try to git it?
>>274248069any owl player
After 64 minutes in queue the queue timer resets
What’s the difference between Lenafriend, Lenabull, Lenaposter and Lenaincel?
>>274248069me :)I average 1-3 viewers, gl finding me
Only 17 months until the next balance update and /owg/ is saved....
>>274249719That's like asking the difference between chinese, japanese, koreans and laotians, offensive and just shows your ignorance
>>274250246If I search the LGBTQ tag will I find you?
Its not fair. Baptiste is so much more fun to play then Mercy, but he's not a cute girl.
>>274253297mercy is the most unfun possible character design ever
>Two healslut threads on /v/We will never know peace
>>274253714Zen is worse considering he has no mobility
>>274253834but you get to shoot things, which is nice
>>274254236Not in the shield meta you don't
If there is something I hate more than a fucking boosting pocketed widow on the enemy team is a fucking off tank in my team refusing to cooperate with the otherOne barrier isn't enough, and once it breaks the widow headshots us down in a second
>>274254708>Your """""tanks""""" are Winston and Ball who have zero interest in shielding anyone that's not themselves
>>274253297Would you turn Baptiste into a cute girl? Would you keep him as a cute girl even if he begged you to turn him back?
Having a nice chat with Jesse McCree
>>274255942what would you talk about, anon?
>>274256058NO FAGS ALLOWED
>>274256537>Showing a straight girl a sign that says fags not welcomeFor what purpose?
>>274256537Tracer is straight though
So are we going to get a new character soon or are we waiting until OW2?
>>274253816one of the threads has some nice people. Most are garbage though.I like healsluts. Mercys are entitled to lewd themselves if they want! But nothing is less attractive than an Overwatch DPS/Tank who thinks they are entitled to one.I just want to be nice and heal supportive teammates in game though.
Overwatch would be best if it was 7v7 with each team being given one Mercy player that cant shoot, heal, move, or even spawn. They are solely there for moral and sexual support Mercy players would have their own Mercy que, and I wouldn’t have my games ruined by useless healsluts. Everyone wins
>>274256807>are we waiting until OW2?this
>>274256563>>274256779you can be straight and still be a fag. Just look at the president of canada
>>274257051terrible idea please don't post anymore ill pay you not to
>>274256420That's not a topic
>>274256563>>274256779>Tracer is straight thoughWill Lenaincels ever accept reality?
Which male hero has the best pecs? The best to grope and pinch?
>>274256807they figured you all stuck around with less than 30 heroes for 3 years now for free, might as well sell you the "sequel" knowing you'll think it's fresh new content and not just them wrapping up the last bits of content that this game shouldnt have left beta without. and you still won't have a fleshed out roster for another 2 years, good luck
>>274256901I'm pro mercy choice, i just don't like these thread because it give us a bad reputation>>274257051But i want to dance, spam voiceline and match spray with my teammate. I like the mercy queue tho
>>274256420>>274256537>>274256563>>274256779>Another /owg/ thread with the cishets thinking their opinion matters.gross
>>274257872>I'm pro mercy choice, i just don't like these thread because it give us a bad reputationThey're clearly started by lustful DPS trying to bully Mercys into compliance
>>274257297If they do that, do you think we’ll get a multi hero release?
I'm gonna play my Mercy games, wish me luck! Which one should go in my boipussy and which one in my mouth?
Chubab fears the Lenabull
>>274258426You should color-coordinate with whichever skin you use
>be level 4 endorsements for like 2 weeks>waiting to get my boxes>yesterday drop to 3>get 2 boxesFUCK YOU JEFF
>All of Doomfists cooldowns are now doubledfixed
>the star of the latest cinematic >has two (2) events dedicated entirely to her coming up>will be Mei-ta in the next patch>buffs (soon)is there a better time to be a Meifriend than right now?
>>274259005I love her so much lads
>>274259005When she gets her bikini skin to show off her chubby belly
>>274259005If Mei continues to be meta she'll like be dumpstered.
>>274259240That's what people said about Doom 6 months ago, Blizz doesn't give half a shit about the game until OWL starts back up at least
>>274258204there are alread two heroes plannedthe black one and the mccree robot
>>274258426Good luck mercy friend! Sorry i don't know this stuff
Mei ripping a fat one on Meihater faces
>Botched rezzes.>Dmg Boosting only, letting tanks die.>GA's right into the enemy and dies repeatedly and doesn't switch.>Pulls blaster to shoot barriers while the killfeed shows team deaths.>Ults just to be immediately sniped down.Into the trash.
How likely is it that d.va gets a skin next week
comfy slice of life anime featuring Mei and her D.va friend hanging out
>>274260682Dva has a disturbing lack of holiday skins.
>>274261534Korea owing to its large christian population does christmas. No reason she can't.
>>274261534I feel like it's because of her mech; so you have to essentially make two holiday skins for one hero.
>Overwatch is so dead mystery heroes is finally just an endless skirmish queue At last, as it should have always been
what did she learn?
>>274265330I don't know and I don't care.
>>274265330she got 83k views for being a girl
Cutest VA for the cutest character.
>>274270339>tfw no 250hp Matilda gf
>>274270339Who even is that
>>274270781brig's voice actor
>>274270339>>274270969My heart. I cant take it anymore.
>>274271563>tfw no Carolina mommy
>>274240354Snowy is best Soe.
>>274271763anon those are leaves
I downloaded the other two pics in that post, but the other one is the cutest.
I guess OW sold decently on Switch because OW2 is coming too. No actual footage of it actually on Switch of course.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi5BWMTmPeU
>>274272278I can’t take it anymore bros, I NEED to play Lena’s game!
>>274270339>tfw you'll never have a voice foursome with Matilda, Cara & Itofucking kill me now
BEST VA COMIN' THRU
Who are the most trashy mains after mercy mains?
>pine finally retiresat least people will stop begging for him to play every nyxl match now
why are Mercy mains so lewd?
>>274275720Fuck you. He was fun to watch. NYXL are a boring defensive team now. Fuck 'em.
>>274275565why he sad
>>274275720>>274276074at least he'll be streaming nowI imagine his style of play is mega broken on ladder as opposed to organized play
>>274276464He makes a good montage it's true.
big IQ top 500 player here, this is going to be the new meta in 3 days. Tracer and Winston will both be unbelievably broken and the best Tracer Winstons duos will run the ladder. You've been warnedBeyond that, Mercy and Zen will find their way back into the meta due to discord and Mercy's mobility, so congrats Mercy mains.Doom and Ball round out the comp and provide added peel support while Monkey and Tracer are off killing everything
>>274276743never post lewd pictures of Emily's wife Lena ever again.
>>274257579In china she's straight as can be.
>>274277073she got a boyfriend in china?
>>274277327yuuuuuuuuuuup and soldier has a wife.
>>274276803Emily is ducking DEAD
>>274277327No. In China she went home, got changed and zipped over to Winston's to give him his scarf for christmas.Exactly as things should be.
>>274277404Emily is alive and healthy and making Lena happy every day!
>>274253816>>274256901>mercy mains who double as /v/edditors>blatant reddit spacingNo wonder this general is so shit
>>274277551>making Lena happy every day!By being FUCKING DEAD
>>274277461the comic was never released in china
>>274208212>zero suit mercyFuck yeah
>>274277826That's clearly a basic suit from Gantz...
>>274275720Who is that dude on the left and why is he wearing a dress?
>>274275720It's a sad day.
imagine an alternate universe where brig never existed
>>274279037Does Josh Noh exist in this universe?
imagine an alternate universe where emily never existed
>no winter wonderland announcementthey really have stopped caring huh
>>274278781You cared enough to reply :^)
>>274279324What is there to announce? They already said it's coming next week, it's gonna be Mei Snowball Offensive and Yeti Hunt. It's the same thing than the previous three years. Haven't you learned it by now?
>>274279324Yeah.Jeff only confirmed the patch was coming this week because he was forced to. They'd happily just stay quiet and ignore their community. They've been doing it for the best part of a year already.
>>274279542They're a skinfag anon, they want their new skins and emotes!!!
>>274271960She looks like Greta Thunberg
>>274279542>>274279594Why do they do this? Why don't put some actual effort into the game and stop being lazy? Who the fuck is going to buy ow2 when they treat ow1 like this?
>>274279138Bro calm down she already doesn't exist and neither does tracer just let it go
>>274280062Aspen isn't looking so good these days bros...
>>274280841>mfw reading this comment
Greta Thunberg hero when?
>>274281149Symmetra already exists
>>274280212I think at this point they've realized there's no way to save OW1 so they're focusing all their efforts into making OW2 because they believe it's the only way to renew interest and revitalize the scene. The unfortunate side-effect is there's just not enough people left over in the live team to actually properly take care of the game, and if the rumors are true Activision's been heavily pressuring Blizzard to cut down on costs for the past few years so they probably can't even hire more people.Hopefully they'll manage OW2 better.
>>274281429>Hopefully they'll manage OW2 better.
Why is Blizzard so neglectful towards Overwatch? Seriously why?
>>274281636Because fuck goys, jews don't need any other reason
>>274281429>hopefully they'll manage OW2 better.Don't tell me you're planning on buying it? Theres no way I'm trusting this shit company with my money after ow1 lol
>>274281725I don't need to buy OW2, I don't care about PvE content
>>274281429>and if the rumors are true Activision's been heavily pressuring Blizzard to cut down on costs for the past few years so they probably can't even hire more people.What rumours? Activision announced they were spending more on wages, more jobs for their studios (incl blizz) this year.Why would they be cutting back on devs after that? I've never seen this rumour once.
>>274281817Same, I'm not interested in "getting to know the characters" and shooting healthbars. Honestly I think ow2 will flop hardcore and blizzard will take a massive hit. I can't imagine anyone coming back to this busted franchise with all these newer, better games coming out
>>274281636>Why is Blizzard so neglectful towards Overwatch? Seriously why?Jeff and some of the team have been working on Titan/OW since early 2009. They're probably burnt out.There's also the fact that Blizzard have been clear before that they're not comfortable with communicating with their fanbase (something that changed heavily in 2017) and they barely talk if at all to anyone now.And finally. It was confirmed by Kaplan that OW2 entered production in 2017, shortly after the uprising event and anniversary. So we've been in maintenance mode for a while. It's just getting worse.
>>274282079Imagine purposefully holding back lore and story information for years just so you could sell it once you need to wring a few more dollars from the title. I hope it flops as well
>>274282203>burnt outWhat a joke. They haven't done anything for years beside make the occasional event skin and twitter post. I thought the overly active Fortnite devs would inspire them to get off the couch but clearly that hasn't had any effect. >not comfortable with communicatingThis is business not high school lmao. Blizzard needs to clean house
how are your games healer bros
>>274282079I don't know, I think Overwatch is pretty safe from flopping. There's a number of people out there that don't like CS:GO (or CS just in general) that will always be looking for a game to play, and Overwatch is basically the only game left.
>>274282685Well they did work on Titan for years first before it was scrapped and turned into Overwatch.Then from there they've made ridiculous decisions year on year sinking dev time in. It took them 3+ years to finish a spectate client that was requested in beta.Then the truly ridiculous decisions came around. Constantly adding in and removing features, betting it all on LFG, endorsements and private profiles, taking out content again, only to be forced to make forced 2-2-2 and role queue a year later because the community still isn't happy.Then on the balancing side, they try to cater to casual players and refuse to nerf staple heroes just because. So we end up with heroes like Brig, Orisa, Doom and Moira.It's an endless cycle of mistakes and bad decisions. I'd be burnt out if I was forced to work on Overwatch, knowing that I could never fix or balance the game, stuck with shit community managers and other members on the dev team who haven't played an FPS game in their life.Imagine going into work 5 fucking days a week and sitting down with people like Geoff Goodman and Josh Noh. Brainstorming in a room on how to fix a problem they created 2 years ago that's been out of hand for 4 months because their last hero they released broke the game again. Imagine going into work and bottling all that shit in. Never being able to tell them to get a fucking grip and play their game. Just imagine it for one minute. Close your eyes and imagine a conversation with Geoff on Orisa or Widowmaker.I'm seething already.
>>274282079>Same, I'm not interested in "getting to know the characters" and shooting healthbars. Honestly I think ow2 will flop hardcore and blizzard will take a massive hit.You realise that the PvE demographic is WAY bigger than the PvP demographic, right?It will "flop" in that e-sports people won't play it. It will be a success in that all the other gamers on the planet will play it. Short of Blizzard pulling some Anthem or Andromeda tier fuck-up and shipping a dead on arrival game, it will sell a lot of copies.
>>274282835that's some nice m1 holding poggers
>>274283352You make it sound like that's not work for like 95% of people? They get paid a huge amount of money to dick around on their phones, they lucked out we didn't, Chu is literally employed as a punching bag to take all the heat of good ol sweet kind loving Papa Jeff>Fuck Chu, he won't release any lore!>But doesn't Chu take orders from jeff?>.......>Fuck Chu!
>>274283715Get back to work Michael.
>>274283814Very good funny joke my friend, very comical indeed, but if posed as a legitimate question and NOT a humorous prank, how would you explain it? Do you really think in your head Jeff doesn't tell him what he can and can't release? I'm not arguing his writing quality here, just the basic hierarchy of business of which they're both employed
>>274283352Widowmaker is fine though.
Michael Chu more like FECAL GOO
>>274284253Emilyincels on suicide watch
>>274284181>t. hardstuck silver/gold shitter
>>274284471not an argument
>>274284027I'm a gameplay chad, so I don't have to worry about Chu. I have problems with the rest of the development team, ones who don't really have the same excuses.Chu has the same shit to deal with as the other cucks working on the team constantly programming and reprogramming the game's backend and UI, adding and removing features on a whim as decided by Jeff. I've read Chu's the one who does the research for maps and shit, as well as writing voice lines, overseeing translations and releasing his fanfiction.He's an easy target and it's a good running joke. He can only release what he's allowed to, or work on projects he's allowed.Meanwhile, crunching the data-kun and bald headed rework master have no real excuse. The balance of the game is down to those two and those two alone, maybe more crazy people are in on it. There's no good excuse there and I don't think Jeff goes storming into the board room after being spanked by Bobby for an hour and says "Quick, we need a hero to solve: Burst healing, triple tank, roadhog, dive, GOATS, Burst damage, Bunker....double shield". Meta balancing is something where it's easy to point a finger and lay blame on.
>>274284978In case it's not obvious. I'm sympathetic to the poor coders, programmers and few people who have a passion for their job that work there being forced to work with people like Goodman, Noh or Kaplan who are hilariously out of their depth.Scott Mercer's one of the good ones, and there's been a few really nice interviews and posts from nobody programmers who seem to get the community and some of the other more obscure issues.https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/overwatch/t/new-feature-high-precision-mouse-input-gameplay-option/422094Posts and devs like this are a godsend, and I miss them. They don't make nearly enough of these nowadays. They deserve better than to be stuck working on a game with a dead meta or core gameplay issues they can't fix because of Kaplan etc.
>>274272124Imagine how she could look if only she could correct her food habits.
>>274286893Not like the Goddess of Fertility and Sensuality she currently looks like.
>>274289197excuse me but I'm not a pedo, get out
>>274289197Why are you attracted to ugly 15 yr. olds?
>>274289316>>274289468Aspen is 18yo
>>274283352All of their poor decision-making aside, it still doesn't make any sense that they would be burnt out. They've done absolutely nothing after the first year beside recycle old events, create a couple new skins, and occasionally release a new hero. The "war on toxicity" seems to be their primary focus beside e-sports and I can't imagine that taking up vast swathes of resources. It hasn't even changed much beside angering the player-base and creating a negative environment. I think this is because the leadership and dev team itself are lacking in vision and good ideas. They know these free skin/twitch events inflate numbers at the cost of bare minimum effort, so they continue making them instead of being creative and actually trying to make a decent game. I guarantee that ow2 was a content update planned for 1 year after release that has been procrastinated on and postponed, only for it to be seen now as a skin/twitch event on a grander scale. After seeing Fortnite's extreme success as a direct result of an extremely active dev team and doing nothing to change their own behavior, the final flicker of hope I had was lost. Jeff and the rest make business decisions purely based off of preference, they're an embarrassment. The only way this franchise will improve is if they axe the entire dev team save for maybe the art staff and start from scratch. OW2 should be scrapped, nobody beside only the most dedicated of autists enjoy pve and lore and would be willing to waste 60+ on what is essentially a content update Also I'm a widowmaker main but I agree a conversation with Josh or Geoff would be depressing
>decent skins actually released>locked behind an exclusive event attendee only paywall Lol'd
>>274289661>I don't fap to lolis because they're actually 2,000 year old wizards that just look like little girls!
>>274291935Aspen really is 18 though.In hobbit years that's like, 27
>>274293145But she's inbred and American, mentally she's 11 at max
Reminder Aspen and Fran are the same height except Fran has bigger tits
>tfw your tanks are just worse so it's impossible to wintanks were the worst mistake blizzard ever made in this game
>>274293628>team with the better players winswhoa
>>274293579>bragging about plastic titsFrancucks, everyone
Which hero do you identify the most with?
>>274293865genji until they put him with the ugly bimbonow its tracer (male)
>>274293865Either Sigma or Baptise
>>274293628>he didn't 3 stack or find a nice single tank slut to duo withNever going to make it with tanks 500 SR lower than you or locking off tanks.
>>274293865ReaperI just wanna be happy and have a family again
If Widowmaker doesn't get an OHOHOHOHO voice line in jap this year I'm going to travel to America and set Chu and Jeff on fire while deleting the game from the servers forever.
>>274293865Mercy because i like creating a good mood and helping people
>>274293579Those poor girls.
>play widowmaker>get a few picks>tanks switch to ball winston>dps switch to widow reapersomeones fucking mad
I love Lena so much bros...
Does Moira care about helping people at least a little bit?
>Hack mercy>She can still dance
>spam ball>blame dps when I can't do my jobheh, nothing personnel
>>274300516>I report anyone who swaps to/plays ball no matter the circumstanceJust business, not personal
>>274299938Only if it meant the benefit of humankind, then yes. Aside from that, doubtful.
274300640who are you quoting?
274301248no one hes just saying he reports "people" who play ball on sight, as do I
You guys should check out this t3/t2 tournament that's going on right now. twitch.tv/elohellesports
>>274301357Carter's in it lmao
dont @ me again. and no need to talk about yourself in 3rd person btw
>>274293865Baptiste or Winston
274302089everyone hates playing with ball players, not sure why you think there's only one person
@seething ballnigJust business, not personal
>>274303332Now we fire up Halo.
>>274303357It's out now, just play it
Boys? The craptop I play all of my games on contracted motherboard cancer last week and is on her deathbed. I'm sad but I can't help thinking about the future. With bannerlord so close to release, what is a blader to do? I don't have the space or time to put together a desktop, my new computer has to be another craptop. Does anyone know of a bannerlord ready laptop that isn't complete and utter shite?
>>274304312wrong general friend....
>>274293865wrecking ball, because no one likes him
>quickplay is more toxic than competitiveFFA DM really is the best mode
Weird question but is a 27" 144hz 1080p monitor okay to play on?My old monitor finally shit the bed so I'm buying a new one that's either 24" or 27". I was thinking if I have the 27" further away it would still be alright to play on. I generally sit really close to my old 24" so maybe it would be better for my posture and eyesight to have a larger monitor not so close to me.
>>274308424I use a 27" panel and they're fine for gaming. Feels like the perfect size for FPS tbqhwy. If you have the money and hardware to get a 27" 1440p panel then go for that if you're worried about PPI but 27" 1080p looks fine.You're supposed to place a monitor similar like this, so you'll have no problems. It's not too big, you won't be squinting or forced to move it extremely close.You shouldn't really have a monitor much farther than an arm's length away anyway, not unless you're watching a movie or doing some obscure practice.
>>274199694Sombra Peppermint or Rime?
>>274307395Every time I play quickplay, it's the most toxic shit I've seen, even when ranking up with friends on new accounts. Same shit every time, someone's always crying about something. Our team's comp, their team's comp, their widow, our widow, our healer, rein wtf r u doin.I've seen smurfs with no fear of losing an account be less toxic than quickplay. I guess it all depends on your MMR, maybe there's a gold/plat haven out there where every game is chill.
How do I climb as a healer?I've been playing Moira, Lucio and Baptiste, but haven't gotten anywhere.
>>274310561Play Moira. Every time you die, understand that it is 100% your fault, and that it was 100% avoidable. Think about how you could have avoided that death. Don't die the same way the next time. Do that for a week. Get to the point where you chuckle at remembering when you used to die as Moira. Progress to the point where you can survive on the point 1v6 indefinitely without breaking a sweat. Then you climb.
>>274309890I think I'll go for it. My biggest concern was having to navigate around the screen too far with my eyes or even my head instead of having it all in front of me like a 24". I also play CSGO and was worried about the radar being too far out of sight.
AAAAAHHHHHH RELEASE THE PATCH ALREADY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>274311379You should be fine, if worst comes to worst and you can't hack it you can always place it an inch or two back and it should sort it for you.Good luck anon, make sure you buy a decent displayport cable too!
>>274291379tyrande doesnt really suits symmetra
New Tracer skin for winter wonderland
>>2743127303! THREE!!! free extra lootboxes as an apology for mistreating the community from santa jeff this year :)
i like playing junkrat
>>274313316wrong screenshot im retarded disregard my post
>shit down the enemy team's throat for an entire round>they swap to sigma orisa>our tanks refuse to play sigma orisa>so we loseIt's actually unbelievable to me that the game has been in this pathetic state for so long without a patch. If this was any other company, one that wasn't literally addicted to huffing their own farts, this shit would have been patched out the same WEEK it started to rear its ugly little cancerous head out.Embarrassing. I can't wait until this shitshow finally dies so everyone can laugh at how incompetent Blizzard is now.
>>274314325>finally diesIts been dead
>>274310148I say peppermint but rime also has it's own charm.
>>274310561You unironically can't. There is no way to climb as a healer without grouping because no matter how much healing you can shit out it won't make a difference if you keep getting braindead retards on DPS and Tank
>>274281636>neglectful towards Overwatch?1. Blizzard is a very arrogant dev with a iconic level of gaming IPs under their belt. They even have their own named game-con. So zero shit given about 2-3 weeks late patch or no contact for months. 2. Content drip is only slow by modern F2P standards. Look back over popular games the last 20 years, live service vibe is a relatively new concept. 3. balance off data over feelings is a problem. Certain heroes feel like total shit to fight and Blizzard just doesn't see it in the numbers.
>>274316183>They even have their own named game-con. So zero shit given about 2-3 weeks late patch or no contact for months.It triggers me that there are people who will defend them for their lack of communication or their lower standards. They're a giant corporation with a giant con that people pay to attend. They don't need jonny nobody shilling andapologising for them while trying to cancel someone for having an opinion.
>>274316183>balance off data over feelings is a problem. Certain heroes feel like total shit to fight and Blizzard just doesn't see it in the numbersthis has been a problem since sc2. blizzard seemingly does not give a fuck if something is horribly broken as long as the winrates look even.
>>274317650It's ironic, Blizzard is THE developer that said not to balance off of numbers. Jeff believes in "the perception of balance" while Noh and Goodman are stat monkeys. It's a mess. It's a complete fucking mess.The most unbelievable thing is that Jeff had the audacity to claim he feels that every hero is balanced at blizzcon. It feels like that statement needed a huge asterisk next to it saying "for me personally as a gold ELO player who play casually internally, in quickplay and arcade".Players get reported for picking Soldier 76/Zen, and Jeff thinks the game is balanced.
>>274301357>373 viewersso this is the power of overwatch t3. shame because the production isn't too shabby
>>274319328Oh nice, Carter isn't playing and Chayne is back. Could be interesting to watch--but it's on the live patch, fuck it. I have better things to do.The casters are pretty decent, they've been stuck in T3 hell since last year, same for most of the T2 & T3 talent who aren't wolf, achil. Kind of a shame OWL has so many spots for mediocre analysts etc.
I love you /owg/, please don't die, at least until I'm ready to go with you
>>274321368w-we're gonna make it, just a few more days...
papa i'm so cold
I just picked her up, but I gotta say..Sombra is pretty cute with a cute voice!
>Make your villains black or autistic>Make your heros white passing and gayWhat did Blizzard mean by that?
>>274323774Aspen good, fran bad
>>274323774>Make your current meta heroes black cobbled together versions of old meta heroesWhat did Blizzard mean by this?
>>274323774>Make your Irish hero a terroristWhat did they mean by this?
>>274323774>white passingWhat did he mean by this?
>>274310148Peppermint is best Sombra skin
Akande (your surname)
>>274326794Akande Ballo, nice.
>>274326891start your stream already harb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8os9HXcWA4 more days until D.VA bullying.
Hello friends. I hope you are having a good day today and are having a nice time in Overwatch
I hate Lenafriends so much bros...why are they so retarded...
>>274328820>and are having a nice time in Overwatchnah, it's full wait for the patch time now. A break of at least a week+ makes this game feel way better when you come back. Time to poke around in the game back log for a few days.. It's why you horde them up!
Is it true what they say about Reyes?
report all f2p players
>>274293579fareeha needs to stop fucking dunking her face in a vat full of makeup every goddamn morningstupid bitch, stop
>>274322925that picture is 4 years old4 fucking years oldwhat am i doing with my life
>>274332290Can you blame her? Shes so homely
>>274326891you fucking freakeveryone knows about your pastyou degenerate furry bastardfucking shower more than once a week, you always look like putrid shit on stream
>accidently go afk>lose 50 ssr when I was 3 ssr from ranking up>after cooldown requeue>curbstomp in a game>queue for another>have the exact same teammates and enemies as before>curbstomp againThanks Papa Jeff!
which characters for each role require 10000+ iq to play
god I don't want this game to die
>>274333414"fan" of this game who played it since beta with another title. I'd be 100% fine if the game died tomorrow. It needs to be passed off to another studio, developer, anything. They finally nerfed shield tanks in the patch coming out, but gave them buffs that scale with their power creep. Maybe in good faith we can say it's temporary and they'll be reverted once the DPS and support nerfs hit (same for the baptiste buff). However I really doubt it.Overwatch "classic" would be awful because there's no definitively good patch for the game. The closest would be the time that Moira was released (w/ her bugfixes) but that still contains the awful mercy meta.So yeah, Blizzard shuts down the game tomorrow and gives me $5BLIZZBUCKS. I'd be okay with it. It deserves a mercy killing if Blizzard can't get their act together or have the balls to hire someone who can balance their game.
>>274333414The games already dead. They expect everyone to go play other shit so we forget at OW1's treatment and run back for OW2.
>>274333894>The closest would be the time that Moira was released (w/ her bugfixes) but that still contains the awful mercy meta.>quadtank lucio moira was the best update of the gameare youare you literally retarded
>>274334419No. I'm the one person on earth who shills Lucio Moira Quad Tank because dive was also viable and it cucked mercy out of the meta.
Mercys are made for gentle headpats and endorsements. You should never be mean to your mercy main because it's very hurtful>>274328820Thanks you too friend!
>>274334419>t. Mercy Brain
>tfw not one Overwatch girl has a sexy laugh voicelineno wonder this shit is dead.
>reportspamming mercy mains all week for no reason>get this
>>274339518Based, you can do it for anyone who mildly annoys you and get the same result most of the time. Most of 'em are whiners & complainers
>>274338660Honestly though, but I bet it would be so cancer>widow bunnyhops behind the shields and starts picking your entire team >ahahahhahah aha ahahhaha hahaahahaha
>>274335070Kill yourself please
What did Activision-Blizzard mean by this?
>its another dps shitters want me to switch from brig to lucio because theyre the only one that should have fun gameI just don;t get why you would want worse healing
>>274342092In whatever rank you're in, they don't understand to go all in on brig. If you're stuck with a turps drinker and it's not their meta then you go hard, you make them not a weak link, you stand around them and you focus whichever poor tard is going to get mace applied to their face.Brig one tricks aren't bad, they're just a liability when playing against sigma and weak when paired with miserable tanks who can't make space.If anyone should understand the pain of a brig main, it's a DPS shitter.
>>274332557Vaporeon chan likes me when I'm musky :3Chill
>>274342283Is brig the only healer that can heal through barriers with her 'e' ability?
>>274342405drag a razor down your wrist
>>274342449Nah, Zen can and so can Moira's orb & coa (lol) and mercy's beam (esp valk after recent patches).Only Baptiste, Ana & Moira's primary can't heal directly through barriers which is why Baptiste and Ana are set to make their big comebacks next patch...if only there was a healer able to eat their healsBrig, Zen, Lucio, Mercy and Moira (by extension) all have some form of healing that can't be eaten by D.VA's DM. Baptiste will be strong next patch but D.VA grows equally stronger if Ana/Bap try to force themselves out from double barrier cuckery.
>>274342497Tried, my gf isn't really in bloodplay so i let her peg me instead
>>274339518This but widowmaker
Brigitte is fun but ugly, what do I do?
>be zen>discord roadhog>WRRRRRRRRRRR *dink dink dink dink dink* *dink*>"?"
>>274343225Play a cute and fun hero
>>274342739>I'm a cringe disappointmentGood to know!
>Teammate 2nd picks Winston after I 1st pick hammond
63 days left bros...
>>274343225>Brigitte>uglyShe is a top tier qt. Especially when shes making that cute as fuck face while dancing.
>>274344929LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
iddqd has just posted this DPS tier listIs he accurate?
>>274345474>salty mccree main Fuck off back to sweden
What am I supposed to do as an offtank if my maintank locks Winston/Hammond and feeds? This has happened three games in a row, I shit you not. 2800SR
>>274346425Get ez 40 charge from them.
>>274346425>What am I meant to do as tank if the other tank picks an off tankGee, I wonder?
>>274347063Winston and Hammond are technically main tanks, the fact that the average players has the brain of a monkey/hamster is another problem
so, what now?
>>274346425Do you not play Zarya? Winston + Zarya is stupidly broken at all ELOs
>>274347168why's that, i get that winston has a shield, but hammond? i may be a small brain silver shitter, but what makes a main tank?
>>274347438Tank's job is to create space, and divert attention.
>>274347438I prefer a winston or hammond over orisa as bastion because they draw aggro instead of barriers that draw attention to you.
Why McCree is a bigger slut than Gengu?
Mei one trick hereIt’s over for all of you fuckers come Tuesday
*flashbangs you**kisses you on the cheek*>You're my huckleberry *combat rolls away*
>>274347765Am I cool?
>>274347438Rein blocks damage from people with his shield, Hamster "blocks" damage from people by making sure they're not being fired at because people are seething at the hamster booping into them every 5 seconds. It creates space instead of actively blocking the damage but the result is the same
>>274347438>roll through enemies from behind>mess with their positioning>send them into the stratosphere with zero air control because lol CC is fun>your team can focus fire them one by one while the enemy DPS pretend to be dog chasing youObviously, that's the theory, most of balls will roll full frontal, get CCed or slam into a gold orisa and die feeding 600hp of ult
>>274347342plz explain what i am supposed to do on zarya when my winston jumps in by himself and feeds
>>274348259Kill the enemy team with 80 charge
>>274345474Nah, not necessarily, certainly not on PTR.
>>274348425can't shoot anything against double shield
>>274347342>Winston + Zarya is stupidly broken at all ELOsIt's been so long since this was an everyday occurrence in GM, I miss it.
I want to kiss Tracer
>>274348832We know shota from the release trailer
What is Symmetra's line about setting up the car wash in reference to? Is it some Indian joke I'm too white to understand?
>>274349268A common prank in India is to lure someone into an alley and then several people blast them with power-washer tier curry diarrhea, it's called a car wash because it ironically makes them much cleaner than they were.
>>274347831AGHHHHHHH PLEASE STOP IM SO HORNYAND SO LONELYI COME HERE TO FORGET ABOUT IT ALLAFGKDNDJJDHHHHHH
>>274347718>want to practice doomfist>go to practice range>250 pingepic, simply epic
>>274349443Anon, you know you'd stop being so horny and lonely if you got a gf right? Why don't you just get one? Are you gay or something?
Why are Reaper's steps fucking SILENT, he used to be too loud sure, but you LITERALLY cannot hear him anymore
>>274347831nice to see the based oshley poster is back
>>274350981He's a ghost
>>274307395You say that but every day is somebody bitching about how one person is more OP than another.And the irony is that it's always some retard playing shit like Doomfist or Roadhog.>pick McCree to deal with the fucking Doomfist>wah flashbang is so low-skill>pick Reaper to deal with the Roadhog>wah Reaper is so low-skill>spends 20 hours whining in chat every time they dieYou would've thought it was me playing Doomfist against a lobby of helpless Mercys or something. Fucking battle Mercys are so annoying in FFA. Not because they kill you, but because they're piddling away your HP so some other jackass gets a free kill on you.
>You slam your keyboard in anger>The terrible opinions of /owg/ have whipped you into an insane fervour>Suddenly you begin to feel faint>darkness comes...>You pass out on your keyboard>...>You wake up in bed next to your Pharah wife>It was all a dream!>You roll out of bed lazy and think to yourself...Time to do my Mercy games!
>>274354623My wives on the left and right
>>274349443Your reaction makes me feel better about myself, so thank you anon
Lenaincels trying to hail a cab but nobody stopping
>>274349268That line happens when she's setting up turrets. She used to have six turrets instead of three, and when you hit a single target with all of them it looked like a giant stream of blue. There's also an achievement named after this.
You are Dr. Angela "Mercy" Ziegler about to compete in a competitive Overwatch game. You're not sure how you feel about this, but you can't help it if your mind wanders to the past and you start thinking about the good old days when you were still working for the government and had more free tim> You say "Hello There!" to Pharah.Pharah is standing near the door of the room, she waves at you with her hand and says hello. She's dressed in her standard black uniform, which consists of a white shirt and a red tie."Hi Mercy".> You wink at her and say "I have my eye on you.".You wave at her and say "I have my eye on you", then wink at her.> You ponder which skin you will wear into battle.The next day, you are given your first assignment as part of the Overwatch team. It is a mission to capture an escaped prisoner named Tracer. The plan is simple: Get inside the facility where Tracer is being held, take out all the guards, and get her back alive> You straighten your Pink Mercy outfit out and head into the briefing room with the other team members.You walk into the room with the rest of the team, and see that they are all wearing their usual uniforms. However, one of them has changed his uniform to something more revealing. He looks like he just came from the beach, but he is wearing a bikini top underneath it all
I think McCree is cuter than Mercy,
>>274357656> You do the laughing emote privately to yourself after realizing that McCree must have been interrupted in the bedroom before having to rush to work in his beach outfit.You laugh quietly to yourself.> You compose yourself, listen to the plan and state "Well, I suppose I'll be patching you up as usual.".You sit down and begin listening carefully to what the doctor has to tell you. You notice that there is no music playing in the background, so you assume that this is some sort of serious meeting.> You ask if all diplomatic avenues have been considered and ask, "Must violence always be the solution?".You ask the question again. This time, you actually mean it when you reply "Yes, must always be the solution".. The doctor nods in agreement and continues.> You finish the briefing, "Verstanden. ".You finish the briefing and return to your seat. The doctor stands up and walks over to you."So, you're here for the job, correct?"You nod, "Yeah, I am".He smiles, > You dismiss his approaches and prepare to embark on the mission.You dismiss his attempts to talk to you and continue preparing yourself for the mission.
>>274357720anything is cuter than that used up whore
>>274357764> You after embarking, arrive at the facility and attempt to recapture Tracer from Talon.You arrive at the facility and find that it is very well guarded. You can hear the sounds of gunfire outside. You also notice that the doors leading to the facility are locked. You don't know why, but you think that maybe Talon had already broken in and were hiding out inside> You look at your other team members and list their names in your head.You look at your teammates and list their names in your mind. You realize that you haven't seen any of them since yesterday, so you quickly go through your list of names and remember who everyone is.> You try to find Pharah.You search for Pharah, but you aren't able to find her anywhere. You call out to her several times, but she doesn't answer. You wonder if she was taken by Talon or killed during the attack> You resurrect Pharah.You decide to resurrect Pharah. You call out to her, but she does not respond. You wait patiently for several minutes, but she still hasn't come back. You start to panic and run around frantically looking for her. Eventually, you manage to find her dead body lying on the floor> You bring the body back to life with your Mercy powers.You bring the body back to life with your Mercy powers. You feel a little strange doing this, but you figure you should give it a shot. You begin to feel the power of your powers flowing through you. You immediately feel a strong desire to kill someone
>>274357823but they said McCree is cuter.
>>274357889> You boost Pharah with your caduceus staff and storm the facility.You raise Pharah with your Caduceus Staff and charge towards the facility. You don't even stop to consider how you're going to kill anyone, you just want to kill.You enter the facility and you find yourself facing a large group of soldiers> You charge up your ult by boosting and healing Pharah while she murders them.You charge up your ult by boosting and healing Pharah while she murders them. You easily dispatch most of the soldiers and soon find yourself face to face with Talon member, McCree.> You think back to McCree's lewd outfit. "It must have been Talon mind control!".You think back to McCree's lewd outfit and recall how he had said something about 'mind control'. You suddenly feel a great sense of anger coming over you. You charge forward swinging your sword and decapitating several Talon members. You feel unstoppable now> You activate Valkyrie.You activate Valkyrie and fly into the air. You land on the roof of the building and proceed to slaughter every last one of the remaining Talons. You feel like you've won. Then, you hear a voice calling out to you
Moira is a volcel
>>274358013> You look around to the owner of the familiar voice.You turn around and see a woman dressed in a black suit with a hooded cloak standing on the roof of the building. She holds a pistol in her hands and points it at you.> You admire Sombra's new outfit and then smirk at her, stating "Another patient for my operating table. ".You smile and say you leave.The next day,You leave you are doneThe next day you are left..> You stop and think. "Wait what about Tracer? Is Pharah ok?".AI> You try to find Tracer and Pharah again.This time'(The next day
this is why we need unzipsdickanon...
>>274357720McCree is cute in his own way
>>274345474>irrelevant washed up hitscan subhumanabsolutely useless
>>274347831and for god's sake stop posting this vapid whorefucking insufferable faggots, her and her boyfriend
>>274359115Based, fuck normies
More like DEADGAMEverwatch general lmao
i have a 4.21 kd as winston and will have a 5.0 in like a week or so. is that good?
Hnnnng, good morning /owg/!
>>274361504Good morning Meiposter :)
>>274363524Is a lesbian
>>274363574A CUTE lesbian!!
>>274361353It proves you can hold M1 like a true champion. Keep it up.
>>274363574Calm down Michael
>>274363436>those DSLOW2 is going be great, bros.
>>274363436>Mei noticing Mercy's bulge.pngMei is much more respectful than most.
Anyone want to arcade on EU?
Only..............163 weeks until......................................................................lore or.....................................................................................e........................................................sports.............................................................................
euthanize all ball hogs
>>274369587>FALL 2020Honestly what were they thinking?
>>274370025With how little content they put out in the last two years, I expected a BlizzCon release, the fact that it's at least another year away and that there's even less content than anticipated is fucking shameful.
Now we wait for cute esports to come back and save /owg/
>a Mercy main tries to friend you after the game
>>274373168This but reversed
>>274373684I know this feel, but I'm a schizoid loner so I enjoy the solo queue mercy life, get used up by teams, collect their compliments then move onto the next.
>>274369587Reminder the next piece of lore is about Orisa of all fucking characters.
>>274375552Any actual lore will have to be purchased from lootboxes once Overwatch 2 launches, little short stories hidden among the useless sprays and icons
>>274293579From right to left:-Ugly dyke with shit makeup-Plastic-fake bitch-True aryan goddess
>>274377181>4'8 inbreed with feet that will grow into flippers without special shoespure aryan alright
>>274377394>>4'8post that in cm ,not in niggerish units
>>274378052Based drunk europoor
>>274377181What a joke. From right to left>ugly as*an girl who doesn't know how to cut her hair, put on makeup, or dress herself. probably in her mid-20s but looks like shes in middle school>basic southeast asian girl who felt so insecure around europeans she got a shitty boobjob>hideous inbred mistake. apparently 18 years old but looks younger than 15. mutts from owg will mistake her stringy, wispy colorless hair as a sign that shes in fact white, and therefore not hideous and inbred
post ending in 2 first decides my main for the next week
>>274378602>probably in her mid-20s but looks like shes in middle schoolImagine thinking this is a negative
>>274378847haha no poo for me nerd
>>274378721>>274378916We all know you're the same Symmetra Anon from last time.The diceroll is sacred, faggot.
>>274379452>>274379462Torb and D.va it is, ill do both
>>274379596Nah I just joined for the first time in years but I saw what you did to Sym anon at the start.
>>274378815>I'm a pedophile ecksdeeYeah I know, you're attracted to that inbred child
>>274380346Don't you think that it's weird that you get so aggressive when someone says that a girl in her 20's look like a teenager?
Is mercy the more obnoxious hero in the game?Not only she doesnt take any skill to play her,but with 1 press of a button she can escape flying every second ,or ress someone who took more skill to kill than a simple button press.And she has one of the smallests hitboxes.
>Pick Ana>DPS upset they are not getting healed.>Pick brig>Tanks upset they are not getting healed.No winning move here.
I want to marry Tracer
>>274381440Tell them to stop spawn camping and come back to point.
>>274381440The winning move is Reddit Lucio and pretending your in a fun game called Titanfall 2
>120 fps with medium~high>mid 40c>144 everything low>high 60c
>>274383618>60c is bad
>>274380346Pretty sure teenage girls are considered the most attractive of all ages pretty much everywhere, buddy.
>>274384084Feminists try to push the message that wanting to fuck 16 year olds makes you a pedo because accepting the fact that women objectively peak between 15-23 would really hurt their feelings.>Spend your best years working and not having kids>No one wants you anymore because there's tight fertile girls running around>Try to demonize everyone as pedos to feel better about yourself
>>274384084You should really stop living in denial and admit to yourself that you’re a pedophile, buddy.
I want to be Anon's best man when he marries Tracer and then have a blast at the wedding party with /owg/ knowing Chu and Jeff weren't invited
>>274385034Anon is Emily
>>274384674I'm gay but if you want to call majority of men pedophile be my guest.
Who are the most famous OW community figures/streamers/whatever that you've shared a game with, /owg/?>Samito >mL7>KarQ
>>274384084>>274384674The best way to make the /pol/ redpill bullshitters go away is to stop giving them (You)s.
>>27438544790% of the internets problems would be gone if people could get it through their fucking head to not feed the obvious troll
what's your favorite class in terms of designs?
Playing Chronicles of Darkness with OW heroes
>>274385829Supports no wait Baptiste exists, Tanks it is then
reported a mccree on my team for missing a headshot on a flash banged target
Aww man are people really going to get Baptiste nerfed? I've enjoyed playing him since the start.
>>274354623Me on the left>>274358140Thanks for this Mercy Original Content
>>274385440Holiwhirl, Ryan from Overwatch Central, Dhak and Noserino.
mfw I get seethers like >>>/v/488054126 punished
Bronze borders please stop bullying me for having a gold border. I like having a big collection of unlocks and I don't care enough about SR to pay for a reset.
50 pages of free OW lore written by Yoko Taro
>>274386836>are they going to nerf a miscategorized, better equipped Soldier 76 that also has a LOL JUST DONT DIE button? no way!
>>274389558>It's all meaningless in the end
Accusing Blizzard of homophobia until Soldier76 is top tier
>>274389916And it was kino
Accusing Blizzard of homophobia until Mercy is top tier
How do I become master at Widow headshotting?
>>274390739Consider aiming at the heads.
>Another event with no lead up hypeCant wait for our 3 legendary skins, repeat event and nothing else!!! Buy overwatch 2!
Accusing Blizzard of homophobia until Tracer is straight
>>274390739Get the right crosshair, get comfortable settings, use map awareness, and click heads
>>274392105That's not how this works also I thought Lena was already straight, :^)
>>274390739drinking bleach will improve your aim haha
Role queue is so unfun
Healstud: Lucio, Zen, BapHealslut: the females
Brigitte's hair looks dumb and it should be blonde
>>274396452There's a reason why Arcade Quick Play has such a low queue
>>274397040>Why, yes. I do use Mani and Shield Maiden. How could you tell?
>>274390739you get better at aiming in generalaimer7s guide is pretty good
>jake retiring from professional playwho am I going to mock now?
I just don't understand the average tank player's desire to throw games by shitpicking dva roadhog after winning the first round with shieldslike, why? why not take the free win instead of throwing? are they just too stupid to notice how much of a liability they are?
>>274398378Maintaining rank. they're gatekeepers of ranks.
>>274398378yes, they are that stupid. They are like "ok I wanna play dva now she seems cool"
>>274398378Yes, tank players are subhuman, only slightly above s*pports. I just had a game where my brain-damaged moira had a tantrum, muted everyone on the entire team, and threw the game the entire second round because both tanks swapped to d.va and ball and feed the entire round for no reason. I called them out and asked for shields and the dumb nigger goes "chill. we got this". If rolequeue wasn't a thing I could've swapped to rein and carried the team myself but no, Jeff Cucklan made sure that isn't possible. FUCK this terrible game
>>274400064>If rolequeue wasn't a thing I could've swapped to reinThis is honestly what tilts me the most. I have to wait 10 minutes for a game and then when I finally get one I lose instantly because my inbred tanks refuse to stop playing their retard useless heroes, and I can't do anything about it. I have to sit there and slowly lose the game begging them to stop throwing and they refuse to listen.Ladder in this game is a fucking joke, holy shit.
>>274400064braindead Widow main?
>>274400478>Ladder in this game is a fucking joke, holy shit.Imagine ever not thinking a "ranked" system with no solo queue would ever be an accurate measure of personal skill when even fortnite gives 10 year olds solo queue because they can understand how unfair it is in team games to pit stacks vs solos
>checking my OW play time for the month>lower than expected>had to add on PTR time>back up to my average 50-60+>last week>20h>this week>3hI'd kill to have my hands on Blizzard's data. It'll be okay for them though, just drop some skins next week, some free lootboxes and they can track activity by unique monthly users again :^)
>>274400478It's fine dude. Before you get a game their next game will either be over, nearly over or they'll be halfway through a grueling match that no-one wants to play.Just wait for the quality games and hope the dice roll favours you.
>>274400478The only way I can cope with 2 shitty tanks is if I play sym and have a moira pocketing me. Usually if the enemy shields are down your off-tanks sort of have a chance. The enemy has to be pretty braindead though for them to fall for it, but it can work. Rolequeue ruined comp for me because all of my friends quit this game ages ago, I don't have anyone to form a lobby with anymore. Climbing solo is impossible unless you're farming gold medals every single game and far outplaying everyone
>>274400863>hana stuffing her bra againwho does she thinks shes fooling? fucking slut
>>274401145>Rolequeue ruined comp for me because all of my friends quit this game ages ago, I don't have anyone to form a lobby with anymore. Climbing solo is impossible unless you're farming gold medals every single game and far outplaying everyoneTry some of the PUG discords and groups around, play a few games with them and you'll find people at a similar rank to play with. There's good people out there who miss having friends too and are usually down to duo.PUGs are also a little better too, most people enjoy them more than ranked, so can then chill when they get a bad game or two, making ranked more enjoyable again.
>queue damage>13 minutes later get in game>immediate DEFEAT>back in queue
Does anyone have the link of Fran twerking?I'm doing research.
Christmas skins/event when?
>>274402909why are you upvoting your own post?
>>274402989Probably this upcoming week (Tuesday?) with the new patch
Bros Beaver is kinda cute...
I play to win!
>>274404737>Mercy breaks into Pharah's house and sexually assaults her in her sleep
>>274405212That's pharah fetish
>>274405212It's clearly a Mulholland Drive reference
>>274402109Give me a sec, I may have it.
>>274402109Here you go: https://streamable.com/8uwn4You may also like:https://streamable.com/99w8rhttps://streamable.com/3uhqrhttps://streamable.com/u8x1x
>>274409357It seems like the last three didn't upload correctly. Here they go again:https://streamable.com/kdf28https://streamable.com/360lhhttps://streamable.com/ygwtj
>>274409357>>274409708this is why we need Aspen...
Aria Rose > Fran
>>274409910It's a different kind of beauty. I'd drink Fran's squirt and splat those huge fake tits with my cumshot, but I'd take Aspen to my family's Christmas dinner and announce her as my future wife.
>playing moira>keeping everyone alive and getting tons of kills>follow enemy tracer far away from the point and kill her>team rein gets pissed because "I'm trying to steal his gold eliminations"
I want to fuck Tracer.
>>274411273we know emily
>>274411180>caring about medalswhy anon, why?
>>274411456I don't, I wanted to kill the tracer
>>274411180>follow enemy tracer far away from the point and kill herBased Moiratard
so what's the play against double shield bastion mercy baptiste on the cartSome cunts did it against me on havana after we shat on them and we couldn't do anything to stop it, and then I did it on attack, defense, and attack again and won with 60+ elims and 20k damage and it honestly wasn't even close
>>274412008Charge your ult, press alt+f4 and play a game that haven't had nothing but retarded decisions for almost 4 years.
I want to love and cherish Tracer
>>274412008bust them down as fast as possible with mei and reaperkeep pressure and don't let them setup again
>>274412008You mirror them
>>274412008One option is to get Mei to lift Bastion off the cart with Ice Wall and then focus him down.
>>274414559What is it with you fucks and being attracted to blatantly unattractive people?
I wish there was a way to veto maps in this game
>>274414854Not everyone is attracted to only anime girls or Instagram shoops.
>>274414986>implying a makeup caked pink haired whore is literally any better in any universe
>>274414986Whoever that e-thot is, shes just ugly.
When are Sombra posting hours?
>>274412008Mei/Doomfist + Ana zen
>>274412008If they got a Baptiste and Mercy and no Zen/Lucio then you can just grav combo with the usual suspects, i.e Genji or Hanzo.
>>274416461Cuantos Sombros habla Español?
When is the winter event coming?
>>274417065one or two weeks, give or take.
>cuck genji from his ult potg with trans>immediately switches to doomfist
>>274412008Mirror for the most part, Baptiste for field/lamp. Mei to lift bastion out or reaper. It's mirror or outplay them on the cooldown game. Once you get control of the cart, you don't give it back up.