>Overwatch 2https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1190347676908310529>Mercy's Recall Challenge ends December 2ndhttps://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1194333370542510082>New short story, Valkyriehttps://bnetcmsus-a.akamaihd.net/cms/page_media/x3/X38BR3N7HTDP1573261672394.pdf>Overwatch 2 Announcement Cinematic: ZERO HOUR!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXS_YA9s7E>Role Queuehttps://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/23060961/introducing-role-queue>Hero item checklists for all eventshttps://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/>Latest PC patch noteshttps://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/pc#patch-60993>Overwatch dev trackerhttp://www.overstalk.io>Personal stats / leader boardshttps://overbuff.comPrevious thread: >>272166474
Can somebody please post that Renihardt Ricardo Milos drawing I've seen around here?
I play Overwatch because....
>>272347830I have nothing else to play
Hana Song's Hana DONG
>>272347830it's really fun!
>>272347830...I've been waiting for a new Splash Damage FPS title for three years
>>272347830One-hitting with coomfist is really satisfying.
>>272347601*looks at your internet history*
>queue for tank >10 minute queue>DPS is braindead and decides going sym mei on attack is a good plan>queue for DPS>tanks are braindead and ignore pushing to the point
>>272347873H A N A S O N G
>>272347830I just really like team objective based games. So Quake CTF, UT2k4 CTF, Tribes CTF, TF2, early CS, Planetside 2, Battlefield series etc. The problem is the larger the scale of the game in team size the less people play the objective to win. So I prefer a more basic stripped down team game like UT2k4 ONS, TF2 and now it's Overwatch. It's fun game if one doesn't get too hung up on the community BS.
>>272351070>ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
friendly reminder that Hana Song is canonically the only pure Overwatch girl!
>>272352361Hana song pleases my heart for free
>>272352361Honestly someone like you would be locked up in a psych ward just 60 years ago
>>272351898Kinda similar to you in my taste. The end of BF4 & Dirty Bomb left a giant hole that Overwatch filled poorly for me.Just a few more weeks and we'll be able to play CTF in Halo friend.>>272352846You could say that about the vast majority of the Overwatch playerbase that's still here.
>>272352846>>272353032>Honestly someone like you would be locked up in a psych ward 60 years ago???
>>272353316What do you want? He gave a decent response to what I said. Do you not know English? Psych wards are for the mentally ill. America started to close down a lot of theirs and as a result trannies, furries, and fags are plentiful.
Akande's wife has been bad, must be taught a lesson.
How do I get into Overwatch lore?Where to start? What to read etc?
>>272355729YouTube is a good place to start. I recommend Hammeh. He goes into detail and explains pretty much everything.
>>272355729>>272356065>needing tutorials and walkthroughs for what little lore the game hasBlizzard posted a video of every cinematic they made chained together. If you don't like that, their YouTube channel has every single cinematic on it (between all the garbage gameplay videos).There are webcomics on the official Blizzard site.There are also links to their short story PDFs.And also read the official character bios.That is literally everything.
>>272355729Unless you're looking for an isekai romance fanfic then you probably shouldn't bother.
>>272355664>misses point plank punch
>>272351070>sym mei attack>teleport on point, go full brawl and freeze all enemy by abusing the most retarded hero in the gameThere are worse choices
>>272347830Is fun when my team isn't too retarded
I love Lena
I love Lena (as a friend)
I want to submit to my tank and pocket him really good!
I love Angela (as a wife)
I hate Lena because she's a coward and not a hero
>>272357271I want to have fun playing Overwatch
>>272357271How do I earn this achievement?
>>272357326And I want a fucking Lamborghini but we both know that's not going to happen.
>>272357271Submissive healslut are overrated, powerbottom ones are the best ones
>>272357326Play mercy then>>272357361Get a lot of endorsements in a row as mercy>>272357424Sorry not my type
>>272357318Being LGBT in today's society is pretty heroic.
I would throw the whole world into a void with all you fuckers in it if I could suck Angela's toes.
>>272357524Like you would know
>>272357484Lens isn’t LGBT though
>>272357424what about mediocre healsluts that just want to make you proud and is desperate for wins and rages when they lose
>>272357545That's a bit extreme Genji, don't you think?
>>272357576Sexual preferences don't make you heroic
>>272357667When society is actively working against you and ostracizing you it is.
>>272357630Not worth bothering with, mute them because they'll just scream "omg plz kill the genji reeeeeeeeeee" after they die without ever checking the flanks
Pharah lore FUCKING WHEN
>>272357905>still caring about loreEnjoy the tweets about hero's favourite food and buy lootboxes goy, chu is working hard for you
>>272357905Never ever, Chu already has to watch as Blizzard pushes Pharmercy to sell toys, he will NEVER give her lore and it's out of spite.
>>272358090He doesn't even tweet lore at this point.
>>272358975He's saving all the juicy stuff for OW2, including:>Genji's canonical penis length>Mercy's impregnation (by Genji)>How all non-Genji male heroes are impotent
>>272358975He doesn't have time to tweet about lore when evil Blizzard are forcing him to work on short stories!!!
>>272355729watch all the pixar-style 3d cinematics on youtube and if you care to keep at it, read the comics
What's with so many people picking Ashe? Is being absolutely useless that fun?
>>272361632She can be fun to play, you can get away with playing her if there's no D.VA/Zarya easily and the further down the ranks you go the more they rely on bob to win teamfights for them.She's never really been meta and probably never will unless widow/hanzo/cree are balanced and she's going to get pushed in on hard by a speedboosted Rein soon.People just like to have fun, it's like how Tracer, McCree and Genji usually have good pick rates.
>>272361632>>272361796The irony given that when she was launched, people were screaming about how she's a superior McCree and that McCree pick rates will drop permanently while Ashe exists because she's totally superior in every way.Ashe pickers are just shitty sniper mains who think Ashe doesn't have the usual stigma of Hanzo and Widowmaker. I've seen good Ashes wipe the floor with ADS-only but you'd never see them at low ranks. With the shield nerfs though, you might see more of a comeback now that you can't hide behind your paper-thin shields.Reaper can tank and kill BOBs so I'd say as long as Reaper is a meta pick, she would always be second best at a teamfight unless she can snipe him first.
>>272357736you mean like it is against white people?
>>272361632I pick her all the time when the enemy has 1 or less shields. Shes usually pretty fun
>>272361257>master one-trick smurfs.png
>>272362023Ashe don't have to worry about reapers because ashe and bob can work together to kill him easy. She has to worry about an Ana just throwing a sleep dart at him and making her ult useless
>>272362212Reaper can kill BOB by getting 4 headshots tanking all his fire so, no.
>>272362185We are the true heroes in a society that hates us. I think you're a part of the problem, bigot
>>272362212>>272362303I think this just means Ashe has at least two major problems using BOB now. Not just one or the other.
>>272362398I've always thought BOB should do a knockback if people get too close to him, he's a 10 foot burly omnic bodyguard, it shouldn't stun but he should give people a swift kick which moves them away if they're too close to him
>>272362620Theoretically it wouldn't matter when he's pumping them full of lead but something something game balance.I think BOB getting free AoE knockbacks will just make him a bigger beast at winning points and basically neutering melee characters and as much as I hate Doomfist, I don't think it's worth cancelling a whole category of players.
Very hard Mercy games today. The weekend is always full of trash
>implying pink mercy mercy mains aren't human scum
want an overwatch gfneed an overwatch gf
>>272362832>is not worth to delete doomnigger players from the gameFaggot
>>272363272This, but specifically a 250HP Overwatch gf
>tfw you are getting good with gravity daddy but they are gonna gut him next patchIt's back to the turbo dyke then
>>272363726took you long enough
How do you feel about Effect? Can he make a comeback?
>>272363272Why not become the Overwatch GF?
>>272364160where does she carry her guns now?
>>272364401She time travels back to when she was last holding them
>>272363137>unironically playing Mercy in 2019
>>272347601How does this make you feel? What other genre would Overwatch characters be good in?https://youtu.be/B1uUkwhh3GM
>>272365367An FPS where every character, or hero if you will, has different abilities. Some are worthless and some are stupid cancer
>>272365556What are you trying to say anon?
I love her
>No Doomfist nerfsAre they fucking joking?
>>272366548N-nothing Jeff, the game is perfectly balanced as is and I would like to thank the Overwatch team for maintaining such a fun and innovative game by buying 50 lootboxes
>>272365353Friend. I like to enjoy the good things in life.
>>272364160no shortcuts, just hard work
>Que as tank or support >Have mostly good games, with some loses and victory here and where games are even or a curb stomp>Que as damage >95% of the games are awful where nobody on the team has any idea what they are doing and never once switch charactersWhy does this keep happening
>>272347830I have a long term plan to play a lot of Overwatch and not saying anything bad then perhaps I can make an argument to get my heroes of the storm account unbanned
>>272368359Buying more lootboxes might help goy
>>272368294i would imagine you get lots of damage mains queueing as tank/support because they just want shorter queue times
Dr. Junkenstein is here.
>>272370395Fuck off retard.
>>272370395Kill yourself mentally ill faggot
>>272370441>>272370779It's good to be home!
>>272370918Mei Ling Zhou with bird
>>272370395Hey, long time no see!
I like Junkensteinposter
>>272371257Hello!>>272371264Hello!>>272371339I like you!
>tell group if we win I get a victory pork chop>lose>no pork chop>go to bed hungrythis game is bad
>>272372030Going to bed hungry is probably the better outcome here, fattie
>>272368294>queue as tank/support>dps are retarded monkey that play garbage against full metaIt's especially bad as support, at least with tank you can somehow manage to kill half the enemy team alone and hope it's enough for the gengu to actually kill someone instead of holding his blade for another 6 minutes
>>272372227160lbfar from fat, far from fit
Thoughts on Effect? Will he ever make a comeback for the Fuel?
I want to fuck Tracer.
>>272373359We know Winston
>>272373176He hates Overwatch now. Plays Apex instead.
>>272373747Where did he say he hates Overwatch?
>>272373949>Not me. OW.What does that even mean?
>>272347830...despite blizzard's attempts to ruin it, lucio is still fun to play on maps like greece and egypt
Puwse Bomb Weady!
>>272374353That it is overwatch that's trash, not him.
>>272374856Strictly speaking, it means that I love Lena and I want to start a family with her.
>>272347830Despite its flaws, I still find it fun and enjoyable. That's more than I could for the rest of the general though.
genji's ass is one of very very few reasons why i try to play this gamedo blizzard even try to play it? sure they can't be ignorant of just how unfun it often is
Hey i made a little guide so you guys know how to treat your mercy main and make a healthy working environment for her:- Say hello back to your Mercy main!- Dance with your Mercy main!- Match sprays with your Mercy main!- Protect your Mercy main!- Thanks your Mercy main!- Defend your Mercy main if she get flammed in the chat!- Endorse your Mercy main!- Upvote your Mercy main!- DO NOT avoid your Mercy main!
>>272375417You can't do that, i wrote the last line specifically to counter this image!
>>272375727That's some particularly hard bullying.
>>272375727God I wish I were that Mercy being humiliated and dominated for everyone to see...
>>272375819my favorite part is when she starts typing something in chat but then decides not to
>>272376082i think she just wrote something short like "wtf"
Why are you guys always like that
Fuck Mercyniggers, day of the rope SOON
Always one that has to take it too far and spoil it.
Save Overwatch. Destroy a Mercy.
It's a good thing Mercys always have good friends to look out for them
>>272378163>good friendsDva picked Mercy from the litter after the actual best girl Brig went after that delicious thicc OW2 Tracer ass.
>>272378163Do we? Everyone hate us
>>272378740Brigitte would never spurn the anon that wants to BE Hana Song like that.>>272378818Absolutely! You think the opposing team likes having someone abandon their structure to bully a Mercy?
>>272379064doesn't d'va not have the face paint in the cat skin
>>272378818I don't :)
Whenever I see an opposing Mercy slip out of position, I always drop everything and lunge at her. There's something about the precious little panicked hops and jumps she makes when she realizes she's being attacked, even though it's impossible to dodge the orb. She knows she's done for, she knows her team won't help her, but that quickly snuffed flicker of hope is just so satisfying to see disappear.Like a deer in headlights, a lamb to the slaugter, helpless prey.Even better when they pull out the pistol and blindly fire off a few shots; so adorable, it's a Mercy main, of course they don't know how to aim.I stuff that angelic bitch with so much purple shit she's barely had time to react.It doesn't matter what my team is doing at the time, I never miss an opportunity to put Mercy in her place: purgatory, and then the spawnroom.
this thread is cringe.
>>272380146>of course they don't know how to aimSays Moira
This is why we need mercy rights...
>>272381568Yes says Moira.
>>272382175Keep line of sight with your team and maybe thirsty Moira's won't come looking to suck the life out of your cunt. Maybe.
>>272382357My team is not gonna help me anyway...
>be finally diamond support>still get gold DPS in my gamesLike, what was even the point in getting better if you are still gonna team me up with braindead people?
>>272382604Yeah but you can at least fly to them and hide behind your big strong shield carrying friends. Who Moira will happily wraith past in order to rape you anyway.
Well now I wanna see Moira rape an innocent Mercy
>>272382957>they hate each other's guts that means they should fuck!worst kind of ship
>>272383085There is a lot of that, but can't post any of it.
Alright, see you tomorow, you guys are too evil today
>play Mercy>Junkrat swaps to Pharah and starts hi-ing me and crouching up and down in front of me>pocket them>they’re shit>they swap to Junkrat>they play flanking Junkrat>now they’re shit and I can’t keep them alive>no barrier tank>D.Va keeps feeding>Widowmaker is just shooting Orisa barrier>I’m outhealing our DPS Moira>now have Junkrat and D.Va spamming need healing and hitting me in spawn>switch to Zenyatta>start getting kills>still outhealing MoiraYep... my fault we lost... of course... please avoid me...
>>272383117You know that 'ship' is short for 'relationship', right? This isn't that, it's just Mercy getting violated.
Emily HATES Lena
>>272383512Who DOESN'T hate Lena
>>272383570Me. I love Lena!
>>272383621Oh cool, I thought I was the only one
Let me get this rightTracer is gayReaper is straightWidowmaker is asexualPharah is gayReinhardt is straightMercy is biTorbjörn is straightHanzo is straightWinston is straightZenyatta abstains from desireBastion fucks birdsSymmetra is straightZarya is straightMcCree is straightSoldier: 76 is gayLúcio is straightRoadhog is straightJunkrat is biD.Va is straight Mei is straightGenji does not have a penisAna is straightSombra is gayOrisa does not know what sex is Doomfist is gayMoira is biBrigitte is straightWrecking Ball is a hamsterAshe is straightBaptiste is gaySigma is straight
>>272384508Plenty of people here have gay and straight ships, don't think about it so hard
>>272383363dumb throwing mercy
>>272384508>D.Va is straightYeah sure.
>>272384508>Tracer is gayWrong
>>272384508>Zenyatta abstains from desire>Orisa does not know what sex is >Bastion fucks birdsA lot of diversity among the omnics
>>272383258Can I ask you a personal question? What is your body weight?
>>272385254can only heal at close range so GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE YOU FEEDING PIECE OF EGYPTIAN SHIT
why haven’t you used your Twitch Prime on Hana yet?
>>272385609Is Sombra having a stroke
>>272382251>We took photos of these men before and after they were played by a Mercy Main
>>272385935She just likes the number 6.
>>272383117What about Mercy and Ashe?
>>272351898>all uglyWhy is this allowed?
>>272385430Oh you don't really want to go digging into the real life side of that random Mercy main you stumble over. High odds it's not going to be a decent looking egirl thot like Emmong user Riley or past one trick Aspen.So why ruin the illusion over a person you will never meet anyways?Keep the mystery, trust me.. Keeeeeep the mystery
>>272372030>rageaholic costanza zen>ults, SERENITY NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auNAvO4NQnY
The devs and half the player base will die on make sure Reinhardt is always a good pick hill
>>272386801Shut the fuck up shitsack, we all know you're secretly a supermodel.
>>272370395>>272371716I actually sympathized with junkenstein poster before, but >starts saying she hates junkenstein now and has a new husbando, presumably Sigma>goes back to eventual junkensteinposting
>>272386568Is there even fanart of the two of them together?Do they even exchange a line of dialogue?
>>272347830this character is in it
>>272386974>we all know you're secretly a supermodelAren't we all?
>>272387862Yeah dude I'm sexy as fuck.
So it's a widely accepted fact that Widows who use their SMG fire to actually kill someone are trash, but if I get killed by a widow that's spraying like a Soldier, does that mean I'm even more trash?
>>272388861>So it's a widely accepted fact that Widows who use their SMG fire to actually kill someone are trashReally? Who gives a shit? A kill is a kill.
>>272388861I have de-meched many dvas with the smg, it's safer than trying to headshot her from close range
We were never this dead when esports were on.
>>272392121>the general unironically likes esportsYikes.
>>272388861>So it's a widely accepted fact that Widows who use their SMG fire to actually kill someone are trashBut anyone who thinks this is a retard.
>>272392172well I usually get called "daddy" but "the general" has a nice ring to it
>>272392276If you use your SMG to kill people you might as well play Soldier.
>>272392121This is actually regular activity levels for this general. I remember when threads lasted three days on average. It will undoubtly slow down in the following months to the point where it's even worse than before, specially if they go on radio silence regarding OW2, but for now we're alright.
>>272392121Overwatch is dead because of eSports
>>272392741and other incorrect things you can tell yourself.
>>272389848Yeah but that's when a Dva dives you, I'm talking about actually walking up to someone and spraying them to death.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I l-l-l-l-l-ove l-l-l-l-l-l-ore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this 3 stack will be meta, soon!
>>272392525>slow down in the following monthsWe just limp along for about 10 weeks as esports are back in early Feb. We got the xmas skins, PTR patch and that's about it>m....maybe new hero before OWL?New PTR patch is going to be a ton of fun when it hits live. The tears of shitters who can't roll with the new speed changes, the return of daddy Rein mains, DPS Moira shitter's and Orisa one tricks in SR freefall. You can even play Winston again. The new PTR patch is really good. The level of aggro you can do with rein is just crazy. Nano rein gets shattered, rocked and was back up in 1 second.
>>272394786>thinking the worst hero in game will become metabig oof
>50% winrate plat for 200 hours>can't advance to save my life>start intentionally throwing out of frustration>50% winrate silver for 40 hours>can't advance to save my life>buy another account>place plat>50% winrate plat for 50 hours>etcThis truly, genuinely made me think
>>272395967medal srs are an interesting thing
>>272347601tank/support here. this feels like a support day, these are my results so far (wanted to include a couple of ties from before, hence the editing). two defeats is not bad at all. How are your games, good people of /owg/?
>>272397125and here are the results
>play tank>retards trickle in 1 by 1 instead of moving with the shield>play DPS>kill a bunch of dudes, die, team somehow loses a 5v2>play support>watch helplessly as retards walk directly into bastion's gunfire and then complain about lack of healingJust fuck my shit up
>>272397576Just play all three at once
>level 13>having fun in quick play>people with double and triple the level as me are getting angery and yelling in voice chat or griping about the team in text chatoh, ok...
>>272397659I wonder if you could effectively multibox, e.g. a DPS and a Mercy duo, syncing the movement input so the Mercy only follows in your lockstep and heal/damage boost/revive yourself with hotkeys as necessary
>>272397659but i cant with role queue out :(
>>272395967You just not an impact player, but also not a liability. You are what's known in the sports world as a bench player. If I had to guess your main issue is being too passive, so you play too safe and down to the level of your opponents. Take some more risks, make a play. Plats should be able to stomp silvers
>>272397576I'm a tank main and I understand your frustration. I'll say the obvious in hopes it's of any help, since I've been growing considerably in all three roles lately. You have to synergize with your team. Even if your tank mate picks an offtank, you have to ask yourself first, "do my team need a shield with these picks?" especially in control maps or while attacking. You don't want to expose your support but you'll all die anyway if the dps go rambo by themselves. if you have good dps or if you're absorbing a lot of damage, you may want to consider a zarya to give them and your support bubbles. do they have symm? choose winston rather than sigma. need to break shields? pick hog, freaking dva. don't be afraid of going offmeta. need to dive? need mobility? need space? reading what the situation needs and making decisions is more important than blaming your teammates, do what they can't do.as dps, do what your own critic on others are saying and keep coming back to your team's backline every now and then to help the supports and to get healed/buffed. i would say against getting ashe or widow right now but it depends on how good you are. torb with infinite shields is not too smart either. pretty much all the rest is very viable. as support, you rely a lot on others' picks. ask yourself what's more important at that moment, high heals or to give special attention to one or two dps, wonder if you need a defensive ult or immortality field. Brig is highly viable, so is Ana, and people are avoiding them like the plague because of this meta. But there's doom and reaper. do you need to stun/sleep? do your dps need a nano or an armor pack? zen is viable too. baptiste is in a great moment.
>>272399581I think you're right about all of this- I've just been getting really tilted as of recent. Thanks for the post man, appreciate it.
>>272400023again, I understand. I got so tilted before, that I got silenced by blizzard for a week. It's a good exercise to lower your expectations. Just call the shots, ask for things, say when you are cooperating with someone. Unironically listen to some music while playing, it's been working wonders.
>>272402228Please don't post lewd pictures of my wife's girlfriend.
>>272402696Pardon me Mr Shimada. It won't happen again.
Here's hoping that the plot actually advances in Overwatch 2.
>>272403068Hah, good one.
>>272403068Here's hoping their release some comics and short stories in the meantime because OW2 probably won't be out until a year from now.
>>272403068Of course it will! The Gency plot that is.
>>272403068headcanons will become canon!
>>272355210i wish this was canon
>>272392172>>272392121I don't watch the eSports because 90% of them are filled with those no life Coreans. Maybe if Blizzard would actually look for more of my race, the white race, I would actually watch it.
Hold thight my friends. Halo Master Chief Collection gets released on December 3rd so we can all uninstall this shit and play an enjoyable experience for once
>>272392172>>272403885But it's fun to joke about Sinatraa's ayy lmao face
>>272403979Great! With lots of people moving on (or back?) to Halo maybe I can finally get out of Silver.
>>272403885>no life CoreansIt's not Blizzard's fault white people are inferior.You sound like one of those pubs bitching about how losing is okay because the other side is full of no life tryhards. It's like, so what? You clearly cared about winning since otherwise you wouldn't be in comp but when you fail, you make it sound like being superior is a bad thing just to make yourself feel better. And if you cared so much about white people winning, you should go do e-sports and show them what for. Be the change you want to see, Anon.
>>272370395>'women' can't commit to anything>even relationships with fictional charactersPathetic. Dilate tranny
>>272404629Yikes, this is a big cringe.
>>272377685>[SUSHICAT] still goin son?
>>272405685And "I don't like esports because it's not all-mayo" isn't?
>queue tank>pick hamster>now i'm playing dps without the 10+ minute queuewew
>>272406752he's cringe and so are you
>>272373176>Thoughts on Effect? Will he ever make a comeback for the Fuel?Even if he wanted to come back to pro play the only team that would touch him is the Fuel and he's probably been dropped as streamer already (but without an announcement). The fuel branding is gone from everything of his too.Effect left Overwatch because of his "personal problems" and retiring from Overwatch. That didn't mean he was just dealing with his sexuality or rage issues but also wrestling with his double life as an anime villain trying to blackmail his ex into having sex with him.The conversations were all leaked ages ago. He started the whole thing by saying that she owed him money and was blackmailing him and being abusive. He put her in a position where she pretty much had to respond (which she did) and then she also posted all the DM's to back it up. Fuel stayed silent on the issue and sometime recently all the branding was gone from his page.He's straight up schizo, he needs proper professional help and to be medicated. On top of that he was having constant meltdowns over Overwatch, it's meta and the Korean community. The pro life isn't for him and envy are one of the worst orgs for player support. Even Dafran or xQc could have a more stable pro career than him.I loved the guy for his play and followed his career but he's never coming back and that's probably for the best.
>>272406869have sex, sweatcel
mercy one trick here (silver, peak 1963 SR)how do I stop imagining giant glistening cocks in the middle of my ranked games? i can't focus
Me on the right
>>272408449She killed millions
>>272411134Imagine the odour
>>272411187To save no one
>>272410289To be honest i'm at peak mercy performances when i think about cocks, just be yourself
which hero would you like getting a short story + challenge next?
>>272410289You don't. Embrace the cock. Shove a nice big, long, girthy dildo in your ass and play.
>>272411593Unironically Hanzo. He deserves it after how much Blizzard has been shitting on him. But since this is a Waifu general I'll just say Pharah or Tracer.
I guess it's a bad time to say this but i'm gonna do my mercy games, wish me luck
>>272411847Make sure you kill yourself after.
>>272388861>So it's a widely accepted fact that Widows who use their SMG fire to actually kill someone are trasht. retardUnless you're a top 500 widow, and maybe not even then, you should always SMG spray diving Winstons or D.vas because you won't hit the headshot.
>one tank goes ball
>>272411692Anyone have the close up one?
>>272411937No way i want to play tomorrow!
>>272412076Yes, if a defenseless bloo walks up to your face and sprays you to death with her water pistol of an SMG and you can't kill her you are undoubtedly shit
>>272412115Hammond is unironically a pretty decent pick though, especially if you gotta rush to a point and stall.
>>272412470That ain't itWhose hands are those, even?
>>272412564>Whose hands are those, even?
>>272412536i know, but not when they're played by literaly potatoes...
>>272412719I really don't understand how there are people that are actually bad at Hammond. Just spin around the point until the rest of your team arrives. If you get CC'd, you shield. Boom, pro Hammond.
Gonna do my mercy games, wish me luck
>>272412928whose's leg is that
Gonna suck some cock dressed as Mercy, wish me luck!
This is sexual harassment, please stop!
>>272413006That's either Roadhog or Reinhardt's arm. I'm guessing Roadhog though since Reinhardt is a gay sub.
>>272411593I want a Tracer story but I don't want you-know-who to write it.
>>272411593If it has to be both, probably Roadhog. Being a bodyguard to a pyromaniac is bound to bring some enjoyment; might even show more of his group causing the radiating of Australia. Just by story though? Zen.
Seriously tho when are they gonna rebuff mercy? I'm tired of playing Moira, I wanna play Zen again and shoot niggas in the face with my balls. No homo. Maybe.
>>272413258neither of those have metal parts on them
Gonna do my Mercy games. Wish me luck!
this mercy false flagging is boring
>supposed to counter doomfist>gets fisted immediately without warning and dies
>>272414520Better than genuine tranny mercy posting
>>272414852Ah, I see, relentlessly pretending to be a cock-crazed tranny to own the mercy mains. You do you.
>dps doesn't do dpsis this really the game right now? can we just get next patch already?
>>272414981I am not mercy poster, genuine or otherwise, but it gives me a chuckle when I see posts like >>272414487 making fun of genuine posters like >>272411847Because no one in this thread gives a shit about Mercy mains except Mercy mains, and certainly no one gives a shit when Mercy mains play their Mercy games. Get it?
Do yall think Arthur bf is Jesse's great-great-great grandfather?
>>272415432>Because no one in this thread gives a shit about Mercy mainsI do, they are cute and wholesome and I love reading their posts.
Mercy main here, I think you guys should let out your frustration on my ass!
>>272415432You guys care enough to make multiple falseflag tho
>>272415631dilate>>272415673>you guysAgain, not me. Posts are (presumably) made to piss off the trannies
>>272415631it was cute when there was 1 or 2 mercy posters.now there’s at least 5 or 6 and they post the same shit every day
>>272416472there is far worse
Gonna to do my Hanzo games, wish me luck!
>be me, washed up mercy main>only play other supports now because mercy sucks loli want..... shield meta.... to die............................................
>>272417435I also want Barrierwatch meta to disappear forever, but since it makes Mercy mains seethe I'll live with the pain.
You came home and discovered a wild Tracer in your bed? What do you do?
>>272417620i just want..... the will to play... dps or tanks again...
>>272417679Contact her Emily gf so she can get home safe.
>>272417679Bring her some ale and chips, I've heard that's what wild Lenas eat
>>272417679Call the police and tell them there's a strange man in my bed.
I think this is the meta I've played in the least. Even GOATS was more fun. I'm so looking forward to the next patch.
I love my wife Lena
>>272418623we know Winston
>>272418623We know Lenaposter
They need to push this PTR patch live ASAP. I'm so fucking sick and tired of shooting at shields with nothing to show for it.
>>272417679Start sweating. Try to pull my phone out of my pocket instead spilling all my spaghetti. Nervously fart and 360 out the door.
if she doesn't have 250 HP, I dont want her!!
>>272418852Hopefully It'll go live the day after tomorrow.
>>272418302>Will there ever be a way to play as previous versions of characters, like before they were reworked?>This is something that we've talked aboutReally nice Jeff
So when are they going to move Mei to the tank category?
>>272418302its honestly shocking to see daddy jeff be nice considering he has to deal with x10 more of the games bs than we do i would of off'd myself by now if i was him
What about that workshop mode that had every buff for each character, but none of the nerfs?
>it's another "instalock zenyetta complains that dps are bad because they are dead all the time" episodeWELL MAYBE PICK AN ACTUAL HEALER AND HEAL NEXT TIME
>>272418302>cosmetics are carried over to OW2>but you can't play with old vanilla skinsThis doesn't make any sense.
>>272419856He did say they were discussing it.
>>272419920I hope it's a code word for "we're working on it".
>>272420019It's code for "no"
>>272420019it's jeff he is the reason it's an update and not a whole brand new game wasting however many hours we all did
>>272418983Is this 250hp?
>>272420262That's about 200, maybe 225
>>272420262No 250hp is that retard who asked if Reaper was Mexican during this years Blizzcon.
>>272420262that's 200 HP with 50 armor!
>>272420590I want to buff Matilda to 300HP!
>>272418302>What does Overwatch's lore bible look like>It looks like Michael Chu/owg/ btfo
I'm a bit worried about my lootboxes. Will Jeff allow me to carry them to OW2?
>>272420709Why don't you open them instead of hoarding?
>>272420709Why do you have that many?
>>272420709bro if you hoard those i can't imagine what your fucking room looks like
>>272420847not anon, but i can only assume there's no point to opening lootboxes when there's nothing new
>>272420962piss bottles everywhere bro
>>272421019but there's no point in hoarding them since event items come in event lootboxes, not regular ones.
>>272420846>>272420847>>272420962>>272421019I already have all I need for my heroes. Now the nice number to impress plebs from time to time is more pleasant to have then some silly skin or spray for the hero I don't even play.
>>272419038>live the day after tomorrowI hope so but I assume it's the holiday update in 3 weeks or so.It's why I thought we would get Echo now, being that's how ya get max hype going into Dec and that game informer cover on Blizzard/Overwatch>patch, hero, new content makers crud on hero, mag cover, eventMaybe we get new +1 hero ptr next week? It's not too late for my theory to work>need more data
>>272421819>to impress plebsWho would be impressed by this
>>272421819No, they probably won't transfer over. Cosmetics will
>>272421603i don't understand how that's supposed to be an argument against the previous one.i might have been unclear; there's no point opening them because it's wasted effort as they never add anything new to base game.
>>272422039Well then you can just get the coins from duplicates to straight up buy stuff you don't get in event lootboxes. It also decreases the chances of getting regular items in event lootboxes.
>>272376316>RIGHT in her mouth
CAN A BROTHER GET SOME LEWD IN THIS BITCH?
>coming back after doing my placements>see the thread full of mercy falseflaggingThere is nothing sexual about playing mercy, please stop with that, you're not even actual angelafriends.
There's nothing sexual about riding a dildo while I play Mercy
>>272376316that is SO satisfying to watch, jesus
Mercy is the most sexual female in Overwatch.
Since Genji doesn't have a dick anymore does that mean Mercy is forced to pleasure herself with her staff?
>boot up the game after months>quick play is now split into 3>2 minutes for tank 4 minutes for dps 8 minutes for supportwtf happened to this game I thought the change was going to be ranked only
>>272422547>falseflaggingWow, calm down, sister. No need to be a xenophobe just because some of us have other tastes. There's nothing wrong with cutting thighs whenever I die to get both punishment and sexual pleasure.
>>272423456>2 minutes for tank 4 minutes for dps 8 minutes for supportShouldn't that be 2 for tank, 4 for support and 8 for DPS?
>>272420462that chick was disgusting and hopefully doesn't post here
>>272423456Play Quick Play Classic. Boom, you went back in time and nothing changed.
>>272399581>do they have symm? choose winston rather than sigmaZarya's a better counter pick nowadays against her since you get charge for days from her and an aggressive symm can outplay winston
>>272423731why is it that tank is the least q'd for role with the most rewarding timer? do people just really not like the idea of being a mass hunk of hp?
>>272423889Playing tank typically amounts to getting CC'd into the dirt and then being blamed by your teammates for not pushing in.
what's the best overwatch merch you can buy off amazon
>>272423731no idea I probably have shitter tier qp mmr or something>>272423862oh cool thanks
>>272423889People are still sick and tired of GOATS, so playing tank still leaves a bitter taste in their mouths. Unless they're playing stuff like Zarya or Hog, which are basically just thick dps picks.
>>272423731Support is the new DPS.
>>272423951I dunno, normally when I play Ana and I get a Winston or Rein daddy I just heal and boost them into a 2 minute victory. I had a QP match on Volskaya earlier today that was over in exactly 2 minutes and 20 seconds, just by pocketing and boosting a Winston twice, and the enemy had plenty of CC with a Sombra, Mei, Ana and Orisa.
>>272423889>>272424054it's not because of goats, at least 80% of the playerbase doesn't even know what is goats. it's because the same 80% of players believe tanks exist to stay still holding a shield while the other people play the game. they expect you to do this when you queue as tank and, predictably, they don't want to do this themselves. but our lord and savior hammond exists
>>272424576QP isn't comp. But yes, games typically go better if the main healer focuses on the main tank.
>>272420707Honestly that part I can believe. I think he can come up with all the details and shit, he just can't write his way out of a wet paper bag.
>>272424446This.Every dps shitter that didn't like the dps queue time is now playing moira, ana and zen like a retard and not healing, further up hurting the tank player experience, that's why it still has the shortest queue time.
>>272423731Mercy mains flooding the game for the skin.
>>272422240>decreases the chances of getting regular items in event lootboxes.
>>272425102Those posts are all making fun of you for being a retarded hoarder who will lose all his boxes going into OW2. No one is impressed.
>>272425249if you already own all regular items, only event items will be left. If you get duplicates for regular items in event lootboxes, they only add to the big ol' pile of coins, thus allowing you to just buy whatever you want. Rinse, repeat, victory.
>>272423874winston jumps on you: step back towards your team, charge your beam on his bubble, obliterate monkey afterwards.
>>272425102>Still using Yotsuba BSasuga, autistic hoarder
>>272425102>Yotsuba Bimagine not using tomorrow in 2019
>>272425443Pretty much this, the issue with symm 2.0 was that you would run out of ammo before killing the monkey if you were caught in the shield dancing.But now with the beam distance, the sentry buff and the ammo change vs shields, winston isn't a threat anymore
>>272425443I don't understand exactly why but sym "feels" squishier than all other characters except a tracer standing stillshe has the same amount of health as mccree or ashe, but it feels significantly easier to kill a sym. I guess it's of her lack of quick mobility/stun cooldowns
>>272421819I saved up 75 and recently opened them all just for the keks. Also I’m also a fellow ZaryaChad, brofist
>I saved up 75 and recently opened them all just for the keks. Also I’m also a fellow ZaryaChad, brofistWhy have there been so many god damn reddit tourists here lately? It's so annoying
>>272425295That's an impression in my book. Do you really think I found any special meaning in hoarding them? I just don't give a fuck. I already have my "I will break you" Zarya voice line, why would I need more cosmetics?>who will lose all his boxesNot if I will open them first.
>>272425886>being this easily triggered
>>272425886I’m /vg/ but I don’t type like a 10,000 year old egg. Sorry nigger :^)
>>272425920Then open them. Like I said, no one is impressed or cares in the slightest. There are people out there with thousands of boxes which are equally worthless
>>272423972Oh my god POST MORE
>"Hey Lena, I'm home I... Oh..."
I think I'm addicted to Overwatch porn.How do I cure myself?
>>272425727she have no quick escape and they nerf her tp so now you can only use it once per teamfight. Before recent nerf if I feel pressured I would just tp away, but not if I waste that cooldown before then it's game over for her.
>>272426431Smart symm players delete the tele after using it
>>272426373I don't know
>>272426373by stop being an incel
>>272427040But I like the anger and bitterness. I don't know how to be anything else.
>>272426583Even if I destroy it (which I do) the effective cooldown is still 3-4 seconds more then it was before. It's not THAT bad after all but with the Winston jumping around those seconds counts.
>>272426361How come Widow isn't purple?
>>272427114>I don't know how to be anything else.Why not try being friends with somebody? it usually works to lift your spirits and fix your bad mood
>Tryharding as a healer>50% win percentage>Hard throwing>50% win percentage
>>272427684Can't. I hate the tiny irritating little quirks everyone has. I'm just an incredibly autistic piece of shit about those things. Even the smell of other people irritates the shit out of me.
>>272427871That sounds really cute not gonna lie
>>272428053It's not. I find other people repulsive. I can't even use public transport or I'll vomit.
>>272426061>>no one is impressed or cares in the slightest>still wrote (You) to me>>Then open themyou could not tell me what I should do mister.
>>272428183yeah we get it you're rich
>>272428307You do you but you're gonna lose them all when OW2 launches. There might be no reason to open them but there's no reason not to either.
>>272428183>i can't even use public transportSuper adorable, how come you're still single? not even being sarcastic
>>272428378No see that's the thing. I'm not. I have to walk everywhere.>>272428409Because I'm an angry and bitter incel.
>>272428307>getting (you)s = people being impressedGuess you're impressed by me too. I could make a shitty bait post and get (you)s too
>>272427871Funny how your bitterness and autistic knee jerk hate is just as quirky
I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that I had a gf with the same body type as Sombra, and I got to fuck her on my bed quite often and she sucked my dick real good.Just wanted to remind everyone of that.
Why is this allowed?
>>272428779I know. I hate myself just as much as I hate others. I'm already in therapy for it.
>>272428564well I'm certainly impressed by you.
>>272428183>>272427871>Yes i main hamster, how do you know?
>>272429127Hanzo one-trick actually.
>>272428552>Because I'm an angry and bitter incel.Some people have a charm when they're angry, you should try to look yourself in the mirror and contemplate what you have, that would help!>>272428590Hi friend!
>>272428785I had an affair once and she was just like Sombra. Sadly I have a wife and kids so that could not last long. My wife is just like Moira and she's not really interested in sex. All that really makes me sad sometimes.
>>272428785yeah and you fucked it upcome back when u have a new sombra gf
>>272429195>Some people have a charm when they're angryLol yeah that's not me.>>272429586Just have sex with your kids. Problem solved.
>>272427841Just means your understand of the game is dog shit when it comes to getting value out of UTLs and abilities. So your throw game play is 3/10 level but your try hard is still only 4/10.Going to assume SR is 2000-2300?Has to be low enough that solo healer can work, but high enough they can staying alive in ream fights to do it. Either that or you're a Mercy main?Like whats throw vs try hard with Mercy? How hard they press down Mouse1?
>>272430473>Going to assume SR is 2000-2300?>Either that or you're a Mercy main?What's the difference?
>Got ranked into high gold healing>Slowly but surely, made my way into low gold>next season, go 2-8>been silver ever sinceThis is actual elo hell, fellas. I don't think it's even possible for me to climb out now. I was 1967 today and getting 18k healing consistentlyAnd we lost every one of em. They mean well, I know they do. But this is a human experiment more than it is a rank.
>>272431401just add the best players from both your team and the other team and ask them to group and queue together.
>>272431401Pick Moira and carry. If you can't carry on Moira, then you don't deserve to climb.
Genji's dash should do 150 damage and his primary fire should be stronger at the cost of only having 4 ammo.
>>272431632Yeah I suppose that's the way to do it. I've always found that they'll do great one round, then the next round they tilt into hell and go nuclear.It'll be alright, really. I don't main healer but wanted to at least get Gold. It's like an entirely different world down here.
Sad that cheating is just allowed.Twitter post calling Hydron out:https://twitter.com/Kephrii/status/1195445687560880128OWTMZ post where people add no real input:https://old.reddit.com/r/OverwatchTMZ/comments/dx03ex/kephrii_with_another_hackusation/Kephrii reviewing the replay from Hydron's view:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/508760686?t=1h33m50sIt's insanely blatant that Hydron does cheat, but they'll never get banned just like Necros.
>>272432618Don't you have thots to boost to take your mind off the divorce kephrii
I'm considering buying this and wearing it in public. Convince me otherwise.
>>272432910If you are thin go ahead
>>272432506I know. I'm a hardstuck silver Hanzo one-trick. Every time I get to the 1990's I just seem to get in a throw team with a reaper that just afk's and talks in match chat about how TF2 is just better and a Winston that leaves halfway through the game and I lose my chance to get to gold.
>>272432910Naw, I want you to go in public wearing that. Honestly. Not lying at all. Definitely not lying hoping that you get beat up for being a fag. :D
>>2723478301 out of every 100 games give me a dopamine kick comparable to heroin.
>>272433083gimme your login info and i'll boost you I have 3 accounts in gm right now
>>272347830Once in a blue moon once my mmr has dropped sufficiently and I get back in the groove of things I'll have a game where I get 80 kills and 4 gold medals and I honestly cum a little when I get praised while sitting in the sweat of my victory.
>>272432910I can see a woman or a skinny black dude wearing this
>>272347830To tilt streamers and then go back and watch their vods it's pretty fun.
>>272433238Nah that's okay, I don't really care about ranked, I just want the comp points to buy the golden weapon for Hanzo so I have 100% unlocks on him.
>>272432910If you're hot go ahead. Otherwise you'll just look like a basedboy creepy faggot.
>>272417435>>272417620>>272417698I don't get it. The previous patch made it so shields don't block Mercy streams anymore so what is double shield doing to keep Mercy unviable other than the low 50 hps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id6YrS4pm1YWill he ever be good again?
>>272431401>and getting 18k healing consistentlyDon't focus on the trap of raw healing numbers. Who you heal when maters more than over all healing. Any support can get out of metal ranks by staying alive more and just figure 2-3 players on every team are having a shitty game. >s... sometimes it's you.. it happens but pour the bulk of your resources into the players you think are doing the most work. Odds are they will have better positional play, even if it's by dumb luck.So you herd your team of cats to group up a bit more around the better players being that's where your support resources are at too. Support players are a force multiplier, you get move value out of helping players already doing well. It's doesn't mater what hero or role they are playing, it's just who is having a good game vs off game
>>272420709>>272421819If you're not shitposting, the contents of the lootboxes are rolled the moment you get them. This was specifically addressed by Blizzard to tell people to not "pre-buy"/pre-grind lootboxes before events or new hero releases because they're wasting their money. And before somebody starts with the conspiracy theories about Blizzard lying about this, companies like Blizzard measure "performance" of new releases and events by how many lootboxes were bought during the event / after the hero release, so if they are trying to maximally jew you, they'd be telling the truth about box contents being rolled the moment you get them, not being in a state of flux until opened because even if they were lying the first time right after launch, they would've turned it off afterwards anyway.This is also why people ask you why you're not opening them. There is no point in hoarding. If *CREDITS* do cover both OW1 and OW2, then you're better off opening the boxes so that you can have credits to buy the shit you actually care about when they're out.>>272423731All the people flocking for the Mercy skin think they have to win Mercy games to get it instead of winning any 9 games as anyone. Also could be that there are a lot of unironic support mains because of the Mercy event. Either way, never thought I'd see the day that DPS queue wasn't the longest.
>>272434067people are shooting barriers rather than targets so Mercy can't heal anymore, and her damage output is shit compared to other healers like Ana or Lucio so she just becomes a completely worthless pick. It effectively makes teamfights 6v5's if one team has a Mercy while others don't. She's only really good if you got a pharah to pocket.
>>272434067>so what is double shield doing to keep Mercy unviableShe has little to no value from DMG boost on live, being shields are blocking everything. So that leaves hear healing and RES as the only impact, but unless it's bunker defense RES isn't as much impact as say Moira pouring out DMG + Healing past shields, at range, with orbs. Then Mercy ULT is the same issue as just DMG boost in general. Meanwhile Moira ULT is cutting past shields, killing super charger, kill low health targets and/or any support. So ZERO reason to play Mercy over Moira on live outside of a Pharah combo or pure hard hold bunker. Then off support, you only need ONE ult to counter Sigma and that's Lucio and he has more value on live being he can boop reaper/mei off your tanks and speed people away from up close threats. >Mercy mains are too use to their pick being neutral >now it's honestly just a terrible pick>but the can't play anything elseI'm not sure what happens when PTR drops. Moira has way less value, DMG boost does. Might swing back but Bap is way better, Ana is way better.>b..... but I can only play mercyso there ya go, we get a mercy
>>272434434Them's rookie numbers.
>>272435723The ratio though.
>>272435418>>272435490My original question was why double shields specifically makes Mercy unviable if her streams aren't blocked, as opposed to "her healing isn't worth a slot".If it is purely "her healing isn't worth a slot" and that double shields doesn't make her better or worse, then just say so. I'm just wondering why the first person I replied to made it sound like double shields is the reason Mercy is bad, not that Mercy is bad as it is.
>>272428785How long ago was that now, bub
Boys? Can I get some help on solving an issue I’ve been having with random disconnects? Is there anything permanent I can do or is this the inescapable result of the small indie devs?
>>272431874god sombra is just so fucking sexy
I'm in love with Carolina Ravassa.
>>272437631Is this a reference to Disney's Atlantis?
>>272435723Filthy hanzo main!Unlike the honorable and rarely seen golden unicorn that is a true Rein main. The new PTR patch is a damn blood bath right now. I already barely wanted to shield my team and had an aggro play style around cover that was good enough for diamond/masters. Now it's like they just took my chain off and told me to just swing away>yes I collect support main friends request like crazy
>>272436972>If it is purely "her healing isn't worth a slot" and that double shields doesn't make her better or worsebut it does, being the other issues mater. This is what pisses people off about Mercy mains in general. They tend to think the only stat that maters is heals per a second.>Moriamore heals, bulk team healing, heals past shields, DMG past shields, DMG while healing too, ULT kills past shields and helps counters main S-tier tank's ult perfectly. Fade nope's out on meta doomfist one shots and most the powerful ULT in the game from the 2nd meta tank. Her ULT also combos near perfectly with both meta tanks ULTs>Mercymy single target heal rate? That other stuff doesn't mater!Yes, it does........ a lot. That why no one should be playing Mercy in comp outside of bunker or pharah.
Blizzard Entertainment by proxy uses live ammunition and explosives on freedom fighters in Hong Kong.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-11-18/hong-kong-police-move-in-on-university-barricade/11713002
>>272439046I don't really care. Does anyone actually care?
>>272438818I was asking about shields, not a comparison to Moira. I'm not arguing that Moira doesn't do better healing. I'm asking why Mercy in a game of shields is worse than Mercy in a game without shields. Because it seems to be the same to me. I'm not saying Mercy is good, I'm not trying to argue about Mercy's viability as a pick, I'm just wondering why that Anon thinks shields makes Mercy be more shit than she already is.She can heal through shields since last patch, she can damage amp through shields, so I don't see why shields matter.The original poster's post should be>"i want..... [mercy is bad] meta.... to die............................................"not>"i want..... shield meta.... to die............................................"unless I missed a memo about shields specifically still making Mercy a bad pick like Zen.
>>272439406Looks like that poor /v/ tourist got stranded here
>>272438818>>272437908>>272436972>>272435490>>272435418>>272434775>>272434439Pls stop typing so much you absolute faggots
>>272440208As a literal faggot, I encourage them to write even more to mock your illiteracy.
>>272440208They’re redditors mate, they don’t know any better>>272440568Now tip your fedora
>>272440623>long post ooga>me hard to read booga
>>272347830...it's the only game that runs fluidly on my crappy laptop. I can't run Rainbow six, Apex, or any of the recent CoD games. It's fun and a good way to spend time.
>>272420709based broi have like 300 meselffuck useless visual clutter comseticst. only wore alien swarm parasite ironically for 6 years in tf2
>>272355729>>272356065>I recommend HammehNope, fuck that. Every single on of his videos skirts around the topic, stalls for time and inserts his own headcanons. The best possible place to know about Overwatch lore is from the wikia and the gamepedia website. Stuff there is quick, to the point and accurate. Be careful though, it will make you realize quickly how much the lore contradicts itself.
>>272441034I hope Overwatch 2 still runs for you!
looking for mercy gf
>>272441495Thanks Anon. I am still hoping it does. It would be a sad day indeed if OW receives updated graphics and does not run anymore.
>masters dps>enemy team has masters tanks, my team has diamonds>get stompedThis is what convinced me tank is way more important than damage. Easiest to climb rank as a tank
>>272441995If it can still run on switch I’m sure it won’t be anything significant enough to worsen performance for you
>>272434775Like why exactly some of you think that I need to spend time opening lootboxes instead of doing other stuff in my life? I don't care about cosmetics in them. I do care more about shitposting in /owg/ :)
>>272442053Damage was almost completely unused for a long ass time at the top level
>>272441460I wore Respectless Rubber Glove mostly. I also have Proof of Purchase but did not play tf2 after it went free to play.
>>272442053>be plat>int and feed as sigma>no one calls me out>they blame the dps insteadkek
>>272441887I can be your mercy bf if you want
>>272442630I wonder what’s inside this box...
>>272443795i'm fine with that honestly, what's your btag
>>272444328What do you main?
>>272444136a cute straight tomboy
>>272444458my top 3 are reinhardt, junkrat, and reaper
>open /owg/ expecting to masturbate>barely any lewdYou guys are slipping. POST CROPPED PORN ALREADY.
>>272444971Get your addiction under control fag it shows you’re weak
>>272444971If you insist.
>>272445638I'd cum on her face.
>>272445638Please stop posting this picture, it makes me feel funny in the pee pee
>>272445171No. I will coom and coom often. THAT IS MY WAY OF LIFE.
>>272446095Don't worry anon, just eat some more mcdonalds and drink a few liters of Pepsi, I'm sure you'll feel better then
>>272446095Just feel better 4Head
>>272440208>stop typing so muchlike a 100 or so words is that big of a deal you GED having basement NEET. In a general for a game with nothing else going onHow fucking slow do you read? >go Floyd Mayweather Jr>just look at the pictures you literate
>>272446513are you spying on me
>>272447004Don't worry about it. Just keep putting on that delicious weight.
>>272446930100 words * 8 so kys
>>272447112what am i wearing
So this is what no cute esports does to /owg/...
>>272447272wrong i'm wearing clothesyou losei did eat mcdonalds tho
>>272447326I wasn’t even the original guy so he was right I was wrong monkaW
>>272445638the bad hat really ruins this
>>272448212Her wearing anything ruins it more imo