FIRST TO SAY FUCK TYLER MCNIGGER
first for tf2 is fun
>no pasteits shittry again sweetie
fourth for i enjoy playing this game casually
no paste is baste
>do 99 percent of damage on a player and think you at least did something but then the enemy dies to a full damage crit anyways
>haha i'm so good at the game me have twelve doms by afk healing the engineer
Fuck engis and fuck f2p players
Do you like ice cream, /tf2g/?
>10 posts>10 ipsnice
Why pay fuck you money on a pillow and a cover and printing and shit and cheap out on the artist so you end up with some creepy ass art like that.I mean, hell, if you can't pay an actual commission, just have someone use the actual model. I could make you a worthwhile Pauling daki with my minimal sfm experience as I've made one for my waif too, though I'm too scottish to go through and pay to print it.I don't get it. This thing is uncanny.
the pillow is just accentuating her rectangular proportions in that art
>he didnt order a custom doll designed to look like miss paulinglmaoing at these poorfriends
>taking a melee fight with a demoman that does 3000 damage every 10 seconds
he wanted the art to be on model
>no hats modbased af
days since tf2g obsessed over trans people: 0
days since trannies were last butthurt, both literally and figuratively: 0
Why is the cart NOT MOOOOVING
remember that time a tranny lived to be 40? me neither lol
reminder for underage /pol/babs to go back to their containment board
>married to a woman and had two childrenThank fuck the courts took the kids away at least. Better raised by a single mom than a tranny
stop moving goalposts you bigot
minutes since underage /pol/babs obsessed over trans people: 2rent paid by trans people for living in /pol/babs' heads rent free: 0
>>259067001It's fucking amazing how far the trannoids leap the moment you drop any meanie words
NOOOOOOOOOO DONT SAY THE MAGIC WORD AAAAAAA STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL HURT ME EVEN MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Any Tyler news?
>tfw living in a world where there literally does exist a magical word that can change people's feelings and emotions the instant they hear it
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?
And that word is Sniper
Tyler is either a manipulative nigger or delusional, that's your news
>Indeed; in the video game Team Fortress 2, my Demoman weapon of choice is in fact the Iron Bomber, or as I have nicknamed it, the Chad Bomber. What lead you to correctly assume that was the case?
>using a crutch that hits people with invisible silent damage when you miss them
>invisible>silent>boomer too blind and deaf to hear the loud noise and see the big glowing ball>too retarded to walk away from itfucking lmao
but of course it is because i am a fellow chad who fucks 72 virgins a day and i do indeed use the iron bomber
but there's only 43 virgins in this threaddo you find the others on r****t?
>click on group of people>mfw im class number 2 or 4>mfw projectile is glowy>mfw killfeed explodes with my name on every single bar
>honestly, I think the Iron Bomber is the only good grenade launcher. The stock is unforgiving, especially when going up against sentry nests, heavies, and other targets that literally don't move since I typically miss against them
4v4 and 6v6 multiplayer zoomershit is what is killing FPS
why did valve decide that afterburn damage ticks needed to be higher
>honestly i think the iron bomber is a crutch because i'm too shit at the game to avoid the stationary glowing bomb
I stopped watching Tyler, because all his videos became clickbait conspiracy or dumb vr minigame shilling.
>>259065675Physics in source games are objectively garbage. Why not take out the RNG element?
i like using the grenade launcher while drunk, because i can still do damage even though i wasn't aiming in the right directionit's in-character too
the iron bomber lets you get away with missing pipes against sentries, heavies, and anyone trying to hold a position. it takes less skill than stock.
his analysis on the Vive Wand being a sign that Valve's VR game is shitty teleportation shovelware instead of full loco was pretty good
>miss pipe with stock>still do damage even though i'm not using the iron bomberwtf!!!!
>miss pipe with stock>don't deal damage>miss "pipe" with bomber>deal 75 damagehow precise do I have to be in order for your retarded mind to get it
ah yes those life changing 30 damage rollers
except you still do damage when you miss with stock you dumb retard lmaojust admit you're too retarded to walk out of the way already
>>259068861its because you need to keep the flames on the enemy longer to do full afterburn now, it isn't like how it was pre jungle inferno. basically how it used to be is that you hit a single tick and flames stayed on you full duration. now if you did the same thing it would last something like 1 second. to get longer afterburn you need to hit more flame boxes or use flares which always get full afterburn
How are you dealing damage when you miss pipes when the blast radius is smaller?
>stock>blast radius is smaller>boomer is illiterate as blind, deaf, and retardedhe just keeps outting himself as more and more braindead lmao
22.214.171.124:27015okay faggot, it's been all day and you're still defending the iron bomber. prove how good, smart, and knowledgeable about the game you are and demo mge me. if you snooze you lose
>zoomers need iron bomber to aimhmm
>>259068998the character/movement physics shit all over any other online shooter
>M-MGE me!!!!!!lmao typical boomer trying to shill his autismo mini-game because he has no argument
join viaduct on the site if you're actually up to it. it's likely that you are not, but i believe it's worth a shot
ten minutes until I win by default, zoomer bitch boy. I'll be waiting
>boomer retard still has no argumentthanks for conceding, i've already won by default
>zoomer is unironically afraid to take me in a 1v1 while saying I'm shiteask yourself who the real winner is here
>>259064221no i was saying the iron bomber blast radius is smaller, cant you read?
>boomer retard is unironically devoid of any semblance of an argument and resorts to literal "1v1 me rust"you've already conceded that you have no argument so i'm the winner
I have been arguing with you for thirteen hours, yet you call me blind.https://duel.tf/lobby/6 here's the link btw, only 5 minutes remain for you to prove yourself
the character/movement physics arent that great, it's just that every other popular shooter is shit. Even UT4 feels better than TF2. Object physics in TF2 are garbage eitherway.
>>259070436>1v1 meI dont even know what are you arguing about but you act like a nigrer
>>259062775I cant duel because I dont even play this game anymore...
>>259067330https://twitter.com/ValveNewsNetwor/status/1149206014073483269>The update is in development and could release between now and octHe's just pulling shit out of his arse isn't heOr does he mean his video is the "update"
>he never joinedNice. Now I can finally leave this thread, play the game, and relax knowing that the onion bomber menace has been completely annihilated beyond recovery. The only chance you had to prove yourself is now gone forever
>>259070635>been complaining about the time between GTA V Online Updates>just now remember that it'll be 2 years until the release of the last TF2 update soonwhere does all the time go?
press 2 dumbass
>team shit talks for the entirety of the first few rounds of dustbowl>we end up winning the last two with a 22 minute defense and suddenly everyone is quietwhy does this happen bros?
>player goes 2:17 for a round>still shit talks everybody in the server calling them soiboys
>stand on glowy bomb>get explodedwhy does this happen bros?
>>259071651theres one for that too
>>259022647i decided to test this out and its fucking retarded, the only thing that matters is whether you win or lose the round>win both rounds, +133>joined a little before we lost, -111>roll them both rounds but get autobalanced before we win, -95no wonder matches are always so unbalanced
>>259071471>where does all the time go?gabe newells belly
>>259072260Do the same webm with an engineer slapping on the sentry
>>259072710>>259072260and then do one slapping my ass
*shakes head in scottish*
>payload of Swiftwater>on blu>final chokepoint has sentries fucking everywhereHow do you win this
i cant, i only played this game for 3 hours
i cant, i only play cringescan classes
direct hit, spy, uber push, stock demomanor just try and spy push the cart, it's a pub and they likely won't notice
*leans into the mic*wrong
Anyone else ONLY play TF2? It's autistic but it's literally the only game I enjoy. If I get bored of TF2 I just won't play anything and I'll get off the computer to go do something else.
truly the greatest game of all time
I don't only play tf2 but my side games are just as autistic
wtf is tf2? i just came here to debate iron bombers
Team Fortress 2 will never die, ecen Soldier said it himself that they're going to live forever
every class is cringescanmelee is cringescan
>open steam>"New! Steam Labs!">wtf.exe>click click click>already found 3 games i want to play>one of them is a monster waifu simjesus christ im in heaven
do you not use steam solely for tf2?you do realise all your games go bye bye when it shuts down within the next 2 to 3 years right?
>looking through old screenshots>see that i installed a white demoman mod>zoz
buying games on steam is an investment because when they shut it down and delete your games you get to join the class action lawsuit
>>259066823>it's definitely /pol/ spamming "nigger" here/pol/ does not hate black people though. They are low-hanging fruit; any subversive person can proclaim their hatred for "niggers" and pretend to be proponents of white interests
I-I guess I'll use stock now
>play tf2>have funwhat the fuck ever dude
Spy sappin mah sentry
>>259080787welcome to the herd fellow pineapple lobber /)
wait, what does tf2 stand for?
the faggots 2
how is beggars bazooka balanced?
it isnt. its topheavy. nyuck nyuck
le random projectile deviation xd
you have to fire your rocket once you start reloading which makes you mega weak against pyros with a semi functional brain, it also makes you weak at long to mid distance combat in exchange for strong ambush at close combat
Splash damage instantly precludes you from having any mechanical skill.
guys pelase dont call me an incel im waiting for marraige or consent
are you planning on a nonconsentual marriage
>being a voluntary statecuck
>nonconsentually marries anon
Tyler McNiggerDon't believe his liesThere will be no update. If there is it will be pure shit. IE only cosmetics and maybe 1 map
cosmetics and 1 map are enough for meall hail tyler
>>259088243you sicken me
there will be a update between today and next yearsource: my ass
Reminder that Tyler confirmed literally no one is working on a real TF2 updateThere's just 5 artists at Valve working on hats
then there are five artists at valve working on tf2
>first game back after a long break>get into an argument about tranny surgerieswhat happened to this game?
I made all my sniper weapons have a 1488 kill count, they are map filtered so they will be like that forever
extremely based and redpilledgood looking sniper too
Yeah that is a good Sniper but check out this one
when u accidently get 1489 kills
>blood on the sniper riflehow did it get there lads
5 artists cant make a REAL update
>>259088934those types of people used to stick to mobas but thanks to overw*tch they got attracted to cartoony shooters aswell which sadly meant tf2 got hit by those people
imagine still using stock rocket launcher and not the original
go to bed grandpa
>>259088934Dominate the trannies, and taunt while saying something like 'wow ur not good at this game like u r good at disappointing ur parents'
imagine still using any splash based weapons
soundsmith fucking sucks
unga bunga cool hat bad goofy hat good bunga boo
>he posts the same image on every thread
>Why yes I have filtered ratposter, "when is the pyro removing update" poster, FUNKE LIFE.gif poster, "when your medic gf(m) drops his uber" poster, and "any tyler news" poster
I'm just glad the Halloween and Christmas updates haven't stopped.
>>259091408that one is going on the bind list thanks!
>>259089907thats the next loadout I'm getting, as soon as I get the cash lol.
B4nny has like 180 viewers. I thought he was more popular than that.
what config is this
its like 2am
>>259072857>destroys it in 214 damage>level 3 sentries have 216 health>that means this cherry picked example not only did damage before hand but also had to retry until the engineer no longer had any metaldisingenuous are we? how about extend that to the point where you put a forth sticky or more? of course you could also do more than 216 damage with 3 stickies but thats clearly unreliable compared to three well placed pipes. not saying stickies dont serve a good purpose against extreme defensive engineers but rather they are situational at destroying sentries comparatively to the primary grenade launcher because a.) engineers usually aren't within whacking distance of their sentry and 2. even if they were its pretty fucking likely youll still destroy it before they can react anyways
OH NO THE WACKIES ARE EMERGING
valve should remove 1 cosmetic slot
valve should remove 3 cosmetic slots
>>259096764Oh jesusThe scout only wearing a pair of sunglasses on the top left is the only normal one
>enemy wins first half, says gg>loses when sides switch, doesnt say ggwhat did they mean by this
The Direct Hit with the Righteous Bison is surprisingly a good pair. At medium ranges, you can have two projectiles impacting an enemy at roughly the same time, making it very hard for them to dodge the double dakka.
>>259096959i only say gg when ive enjoyed the game, however i have no problem saying gg if i feel like the enemies were good adversaries and kept me entertained. in fact for that reason alone im more likely to only say gg when ive lost
god i want to fuck reimu
>>259096884>thick red rimmed shades in the 60s
>Join match>Enemy topscoring gamer is a sniper who seems to have dumped a small fortune in cosmetics>Pick sniper too and corner him in a kind of duel while wearing a gibus>The first time I shoot him he writes 'haha, it's just casual :^)'>Kills me around every second time I kill him, he taunts every timeWish I gotten a domination on him before the round ended, just for his breakdown. I just needed one more kill.
>>259097394>He doesn't know
Despite being 13% of the player base, sniper mains are involved in 90% of cheating incidents
mann co? more like manko lol
you guys ever have those moments where you feel the same wonder you felt when you first started playing? i get that from reading the class pages on the wiki
haha, it's just casual :^)
NOOOOOOOOO STOP FRAGGING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*frags no reply monkey*
so when is the pyro removing update
When you finally sh*t the h*ll *p about the Pyro removing update
>>259098314I appreciate this post.
>want to play MVM because I'm actually having fun with it>also want to be rewarded but don't want to spend any more money on TF2what do friends
but fun is the reward, anon
>>259103592Just watch someone play mvm on YouTube to get the urge out of your system.
just do it for the steam achievements xd
>turn around>crit rocket is a few centimeters away from my face>https://youtu.be/e53q3NrX2HI
>turn around>fempyro gas blasts the skin off my face, revealing my skeletal face>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xvfPIBO4Ng
Do you guys think there should be class limits? I understand players wanting to practice their sniping and backstabbing, especially newer players, but you're really dragging the fun down for your team when there are 4 snipers and 3 spies
YesMax 2 of every class
do you guys pronounce gibus as gib-us or jay-bus? i know its supposed to be the latter but i think the former is funnier
I pronounce it as jif-bus like the original creator intended
this pyro approaches you in 2fort, what do?
equip my original
Call the furry police department
I would switch to heavy and curb stomp it
do people really paint their cosmetics bright pink and pretend to be f*males lol
I'm so sick of these engi clowns keeping their dispenser for themselves when we need to hold a choke. So greedy and childish.
wonder why there's a default pyro standing still with melee outt. no hats no custom models gamer
is anyone here still playing on community servers? are there any that aren't skial-like "enable html motd or suffer through annoying dialogue windows" or stupid x100 non-games?seems like there's either x100 highertower, 2fort instant respawn, or idle achievement garbage. can't even find unofficial maps like cactus canyon anymore, because that's unironic and we don't do unironic in tf2 anymore
community servers are gone for good
they should add cactus canyon, asteroid and arena to casual
>>259110785No they're nothttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/OprahsPetrolStationPayload32 man, vote payload with fast respawn, no random crits, no stacking. Hosted in Chicagoactive 6pm-5am EST most days. good shit
Cactus canyon is an ugly and unfinished piece of shit, just like anyone that wants it in the game
i'm prem AMA
After 3 hard concentrated and dedicated hours of my fricking life......... I have finally become a Pyro main
i saw it in jerma/star_ videos and i never really played it. now that i want to, I can't.
what is no stacking
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO TYLER MCVICKER - OPEN LETTERStop eating! We love you and want you to be healthy.STOP EATING PLEASE TYLER
I don't think that's gonna work, 570Dicks are probably pretty addictive
bros its 8am but the stupid kid next door is already screaming what am i supposed to do
class limits when?
Call him a nigger, 961
fuck his mom lol
just start screamin ya know. sometimes i think about walking down the streets of nyc and just start screamin. haha
>crazy strategymore like wacky strategy
Reminder to read:https://cdn.potato.tf/host/Valve/Valve.pdf
The last big update, jungle inferno, sucked so much ass that I want to try to forget that it exists. There don't need to be any more updates, just a heavy update would be nice, but these overdesigned maps can fuck themselves.
>heavy updateWon't happen
>>259112970>junction Is this unironic? If it were on any other map, this would indeed have been a wacky strategy, but do they not realise that on Junction that's possible with just three engies and 9 idle players?
*dabs after sniping u*
wan tto get more frag? dont jerk off - sperm cell turn into brain cell!
I'll never get good at Demoman bros.....What's this... a new item?The... Iron Bomber? Sounds interesting, I'll give it a try but I'm not expecting much...*shoot at the opposite direction of the enemy but the pills magically redirects itself onto the opponent and kills everyone on the server including my team because of splash damage*Woah, am I a... Demoman main now
You have to be drunk to be a good demo main
i enjoy playing degreaser flare gun powerjack pyro
guys.... please dont refer to me as the 'idiot gamer'... please.... it hurts my feelings...
my pyro loadout? why that would be stock + backscratcher
>short trailers>datamining algorithms>30 minutes of trailers of popular gamesGreat job Valve.
i unironically use the gibus
>Of course I use the Iron Bomber
I want to suck Pyro's cock
be she's female and doesnt have a cock
but it's a man.My picture proves it.
Sorry for the stupid question (only have 115 hours) but is there a point to buying weapons or cosmetics in the shop?As far as I know, you csn craft weapons and cosmetics haplen to be cheaper in the community market?
you can buy things off of the manco store if you want to fund gabe's triple-cheeseburger for lunch tomorrow
no mann co store is a ripoff. buy a mann co key or something to get premium then trade it for refined metal then trade it for hats and shit then trade it for medic girlfriends
just buy shit of trade bots lol everything is like 7p
Then why does the store exist
why do i exist
Do you think gaben thinks a lot about tf2 when having sex?
ey im walkin here
Pyro is 14 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz0v-qixpOIthis is my favorite tf2 song
why buy a mannco key for $2.50 and do all that refined faggotry when you can buy everything directly for cash off store.tf and pay only $1 or less if you use the bajillion discount codes like the whale one.
fellas i think were getting a little off topic. would anyone care to share frag clips or the like?
961 he wouldnt scream if you'd use lube
i cant do itthose degreaser plays you see on youtube, theyre impossible...pyro really is the hardest class to master...
got solemn vow as a drop lol wtf is thi sshit
a straight upgrade from stock that isn't useful and nobody should pick unless they're memeing, just like the third degree.
scout is 5'11
solemn vow is better than the ubersaw if you arent playing against retards
>>259107873hold on bitch at least share the source
>corner dumb medic tranny wearing pink unusuals>they pull out their dildo ubersaw>know that thye will 100% get a crit since they're on medic>shoot them instead>they feel the need to comment in chat because I didnt take the melee fight against a medic
Did anyone else never get Cheater's Lament? I've been playing since beta and neither distributions gave me one.
>>259122578SameIt's over for usI wish Sniper or Spy just instakilled me right now
cut my finger while making dinner...
Demo on dustbowl bowl is PISSING ME OFF DUDE, how can they release a map this fucking bad holy shit fuck you
but its only 11am
no it's 6:30pm
>>259123858i also have a large butt and everyone always teases me about iti shouldnt have been born
im fucking tired of this shityou think its right for women to say if you're under 5'5" youse should kill yourselfthats what theyre writing onlineyou think im making this shit up
just be taller lmao
"Your height has nothing to do eith why you have trouble finding women!""What, my boyfriend's height? He's 6'3" but what does that have to do with anything silly! Heehee!"Fuck this world, just gonna play TF2 til I dieAnd then TF2 shuts down, Im gonna end it all
just wear high heels
>it's the matchmaking fine tuning your rank day which means getting 14 losses in a rowokay
anyone wanna play some MvM
i "want" to
what are some BASED craft hats?
>mvm fake fun
you're fake fun
you're no fun
how do i change the magnitude somebody tell me
>enemy gets mid point earlier because he learned rollouts from youtube>wins gamenow this is some epic gameplay I love
you have to go to a public place and scream 'magnitude 9!'
>get to mid point earlier because i learned rollouts from youtube>have to fight the entire enemy team alone
high quality wack coming throughhttps://youtu.be/t74W7UjXbYQ
>>259127605>not equipping sticky jumper and getting there through shear desperation to get early presence>not jumping right into the enemy gamer main only to get shredded to assert your teams control of the area
demoman takes skill
>tfw my sentry keeps missing his shotshow do i tell him to get better at the game nicely cuz right now hes kind of emberassing me :/
dont touch that sentry
>>259130413have you been feeding it refined to level its stats up
wtf you have to feed them?? oh shit lol
top fragger in our team was playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVcpeople still wanted to kick even so he was the only reason we were winningwhy is it so hard to click mute?
>posting about yourself in the third person
anonymous is really cute
hwo the fuckd o i use the dead ring right
>>259131312he also uses the quote function
When is casual 6s?
should i upgrade to premium?
how comes presidents dont have beards anymore?
because they are women
yes upgrade to premium
girls can have beards too uwu
frickin answer mewhy does valve have a scamann co store selling a cosmetic worth 15 dollars when I can get it for like 4 cents at a marketplaceto dupe people? people aren't rhat stupid, and on the store page, valve themselves give you an option to look for items through the community marketis there absolutely NO benefit to buying a hat from the store as opposed to the market
its to trick newbies bro. theres no bonus to buying from mann co
Get fucked hacker AND ponyfag
>"people"eight year olds arent people retardand they'll still buy themtry getting into sharking for two seconds and you'll see that every newly not-f2p and their mom has uncraftables
you use the mann shit store only once to buy a 0.04 weapon so your account can upgrade to premium. the rest you get from the market
I've determined that I can only comfortably play Demoman with viewmodels turned off. I have a toggle viewmodels binding set to \. Even with minimal viewmodels, his grenade launcher obscures a lot of the screen when you're looking upwards. It's obnoxious. No other character has this problem.
Because most people that know TF2 are going to use trading websites anyways, while the noobs that don't know shit will probably use the store so Valve can get some extra shekels from itIf you consider that a normal weapons costs 1 cent in marketplace and 2 euros (or something like that I dunno) in the store, for Valve to make actual competence to marketplace they would have to change the prize to 1 cent too, which is stupid because they would need to sell 200 units while right now they would only need to scam one poor newbie, so it's simply not worth it for them
Are there weapons so seldom used that its better for it to be merged with another useful weapon?Something like Clearners Carbine + Jarate allows Jarate to be consumed, where you take mini-crit damage while doused but also deal mini-crits
>le notorious luckman XD>here about this interp thing from tf2g>used Aar's interp configholy shit, thanks tf2g
he's a new york e-celeb
he's a based and redpilled diaperfur
Is there a reason why every single last capture point is such a pain in the ass to get? It only works if you are far better and rush them at the start of the round and win in a minute, otherwise it becomes a sniper and sentry fest that just sucks.
stalemates are epic
why is dustbowl so comfy?
Is there anyone out there still weird enough to pay extra for low craft numbers? I remember some people paying out the ass for low numbers when the system first came out, but I haven't been paying attention since. The only thing I have with a number is a #59, so it's not even that low, but still. Are there still people dumb enough to give extra for that?
It stops being comfy when a single demo with kritz can hold 12 people back to get last point because of that epic map design at last point.
>dude casual should be more serious and balanced and have no rng mechanics>wtf no i dont want to play comp, i want to play casual
Killing a top-scoring Soldier and their Fiverr Tranny Medic by myself as Scout
naming my wrap assassin cock and ball torture
what is with ctb today? i don't get the joke at all
its a good game where the gamers say the n word
because its EPIC
you are epic 06
It's 2019 and the Wrap Assassin ornament still has a random chance to spontaneously explode in your face when you launch it.Also, stock bat is the way to go because FUCK SPIES. There's no better answer than that to convince you.
>>259109569yes, its sad
Sniper is on some maps so broken, there is sometimes no counterplay for this headclicking bs
not randomly its because youre moving
me when i pwn noobs as scout
>You can use a cone glitch to shoot the flamethrower pretty far on a single spot on a single map if you spend 6 minutes setting it up as long as no one shoots the cone, oh and you need a Medic to keep you alive while setting up btwThis is a serious problem!! Whew!! Thank God we patched this out!>You can use an interp glitch to backstab anyone from any direction, farming a constant 210 HP along with the ability to mitigate all damage by pressing M2 and escape with Scout speedThis is fine guys, we can leave this in the game forever
How does the stock bat fuck spies though? If anything use the boston basher if that's what you're worried about
but anon adding std::clamp to interp value is hard
>>259109569I use the semen color instead
>>259140490I agree. Someday network exploits and hit registration will be fixed the spy mains will cry bloody murder. Meanwhile, us chads who play the game properly will become way better spies because the days of "hearing the fleshy sound of knife hitting their body but getting no hit-ding" will be behind us.
finally caved in and gave some scrap to a bot for few kritzkriegs..
>>259112970>6 demos and 6 meds on the other team
>>259141192That is, indeed, the hard-counter, but you can't expect that kind of coordination to ever happen. You're going to have at least three dudes who insist on playing Sniper even though they'll have no position to snipe and everybody else will just keep running into the Sentry Meatgrinder.
>>259140490they didn't patch it, you can still do it if you happen to get stuck anywhere in the game like the first badwater spawn door that shuts
Poland vs Russia highlander final rnits hillariousall the players are wearing sweat pants and the hoodie cosmetic
slavs confirmed best at tf2
comp shit is cancer and should be ignored out of principle. it's the reason why Meet Your Match happened and any further encouragement of it can only possibly result in the game being made worst off.
if i have a friend from EU and i'm from US is there a way we can play together without it being a completely fucked experience
yeah move over there
>>259142694better internet there so it's only logical
protect manko lol
>be on dustbowl>memelord joins and starts micspamming christmas music>everyone has a good time
>>259145362>dustbowl>good timeloling at ur life
do I really have to pay to play mvm?
I used to like dustbowl but everything comes down to if the medic and demoman have a brain or not and the rest of the team doesn't even matter
>>259145882there should be crappy comunity serversor you can host one of your own and let friends connect to you
who would win in a fight between XCOM2 and TF2?
what were they thinking? why would I pay to play such a shit mode?
you already posted that
>>259094834>not also filtering toxic yikes poster
>>259140296Or you could try using your spacebar maybe
>jumping vs a sniperlolits an ez head shot vs a jumping player
>>259148245 crouch hopping
>>259140296dont play those maps. its well understood that several maps are genuinely shit, there are plenty of rather open maps that ARE actually balanced and fun to play both as sniper and against snipers like upward and metalworks
how do I crouch in TF2
>>259145362>dustbowl needs micspammers to be enjoyablehah
it's not true, he is lying
>C for crouch
Poland are highlander champions this yearSay Kurwa!http://logs.tf/2326416http://logs.tf/2326469
tf2 is bretty gud
Hat Kid is cuterFuck off with your weeb shit
only trannies like that game
would not fuck
>Only trannies like that gameYou could apply that to TF2 too, and yet here you are
guess i stand correctlyi havent played tf2 in months
I just blew in from /twg/ why are you autists not responding to each other's posts
how about you blow back out retard
taleworlds general? Did /mbg/ get cancelled?
>>259151257they are discord zoomers, that's why
>tfw breathing air recycled from trannies
>tfw breathing air from recycled trannies
I literally use an electrolysis machine on water from an ancient underground lake so I don't have to breathe air recycled by trannies.
>some one from /twg/whats wrong?
what if ancient trannies peed in the caves and eventually it turned into wateryou could be breathing tranny urine right now
Wheres the new video tyler?
just like the dead sea scrolls foretold
the dead sea scrolls?
>this controversial bolt-action beaut
Left: Pyro mainMiddle: Soldier mainRight: Medic main
>do a vote kick on a cheater>they dont vote>cheater does vote kick on me>"hes evil">i get kickedI'm done with tf2 for another year, good-bye
see you tomorrow
why would you try to kick a cheater they're based
greater-than sign got put in a lobby with russiansgreater-than sign some of them scream and play music in shit audio quality over the micsgreater-than sign i press the mic for 8 seconds to tell the engi to put a sentry in a normal and low voicegreater-than sign they votekick me for talking
what's the best game mode and why is it payload?
>TF2 Confirmed superior to Overwatch by youtube
>>259075305payload is a good game mode if you're a brainless chokespamming pubtard that can't hit anyone unless the game is functionally telling you where to shoot and find enemies
>>259156645Man, i dont know what's going on with youtube. When I search for something it always gives me things that are totally unreleated. Say I search for TF2 and I get Need for Speed shit threw into the first results. Or I see GTA in the FIFA topic on youtube.
>>259156849Unrelated. It's just that even Youtube's bot knows Team Fortress 2 is a better game than Overwatch will ever be.
what is the based interp value i should use
>>259156921well ur right since it's a tf2 copy in the first place
anywhere from 0 to 5 depending on how much of a faggot you are
uhm no sweatie youtube is saying that overwatch is better than tf2 because even tf2's own character's would rather play overwatch than tf2
>>259157140Not what youtube's bot is saying right there.But hey you can keep using that "sweatie" tone if you wanna, the fact of the matter is that Overwatch is objectively a failed attempt at reproducing TF2's spirit with stupid moba/fps mixed gameplays in it.
overwacth dead game lmaothey keep making a random character gay/lesbian/trans every 5 months to attract 5-10 extra people to the dying fanbase
>>259157581That, or to cover up on some drama about the game's state or the company's state.
>literally a video of a tf2 character playing overwatch instead of tf2are you blind or just a retard in denial?
>>259157718>Based Kitty0706May he forever live in the great palace of Mario Kart.
>>259157910>using competitive soundboard trolling videos as an argument that Overcrap is better than Team Fabulous 2Are you still trying to convince me or are you just trying to keep yourself convinced?
if tf2 is so good why would tf2 characters rather play overwatch?>retard is a replyer AND reddit spacerfucking lole
>>259158703>Videos of TF2 characters in overwatch>People getting teamed up with soundboard dude get fond memories of TF2 upon hearing the voicelines and remember how great TF2 is>No such videos the other way aroundYour point still needs to be made.
if its so great why arent they playing it
The character design is the only good thing about OW
would be better if she was naked
>>259159380So would you.
>tf2 character playing overwatch>overwatch players playing overwatch>no one involved playing tf2hmmmm really makes u think
I use Liberty Lawncher.
if tf2 is so fun why are you posting on 4chan instead of playing it
i am making sprays
>>259159650How do you know we're not multi-tasking, mate?
so then you concede that tf2 is so unfun that it can't hold your attention and you have to multitask to stay entertained while playing it
<Agverage Spy player XD
>>259159868It's funny how desperate you are to try and pretend you're arguing to others when you're really just clenching to your own illusions.But hey, thanks for the lolz, lad.
thanks for conceding that you have no argument, dumb (You) giving redditspacer
playing this game during night hours is just depressing
better than playing during the day with all the childer
Touhou is the only other game that you should play besides TF2.
if you dont have a quake live duel inbetween each of your hydro queues you do not belong on /tfraggers2g/
reminder that the best pubs in tf2 are from 7am to 11amafter 10pm all pubs are not ok
just ate an entire flat crust 'ggie 'go 'za time to play some scout
why the shit is no one quoting each other's posts? what the fuck is this general?
this is the team fortress 2 general
>>259163834quote me properly you cock gobbling faggot
also I'm looking for a guy named breakfast, he told me he browsed this general before I lost touch with him, I wonder if he's in herei miss ya you BR fuck
>>259163556discord tranny central (formerly tf2g)
>>259164150(currently chuck's)also, anyone know what happened to the TF2G+ (Google+) discord server? all the invites are FUCKING dead and i have no clue why
pyro is so easy its kind of comfy to play him
discord is for trannies, its dead because they all killed themselves
>>259164380not the TF2G+ discord server, there were 2 people in there that were pretty good. the only problem with discord is you really gotta dig through all the shit to find the gold, but the gold is more like silver because no one is ever really that good
>>259164303man i wish people could see what i do in stock pyro. i throw myself into flanks, i love the security of the airblast and knowing even if i miss ill still fuck up any class i come across is fucking bliss.>getting sniper shotgun crits>pissing off everyone i kill>stock pyro taunts>that moment when you light an invisible spy on fire and he just stands there as if he already gave up
for shitter pyro hours i prefer the scorch shot, because it lets me spam out snipers at long range and harass the entire enemy team without any effort. the splash is ridiculous and unless there's a medic, dispenser or health pack nearby, people just run back to spawn when they get lit on fire. it's really cheap and shouldn't work as well as it does
>playing offclassesdo americans really do this?
>>259165039because its not as strong as you think it is. sure you do 80 damage overtime (10 second 8 damage afterburn) but shotgun has 6 fucking shots and each can do 90 damage. if you have good aim shotgun is a better secondary simply because it has higher dps than the flamethrower and much better range so comes in handy more than you would think
should pyros be able to destroy sentries with flamethrowers and survive?
if you put them so close to a corner that they can do that and you left your sentry gun alone, then yes.
sneed and feeders in the house tonighteverybody's gonna have a good timebreakfast where the fuck are you dude
>show engi main the interview pdf>"you cant believe everything you see"why are off class mains like this
>>259165859interview PDF? you mean the one VNN is talking about? tyler is a lying nigger, and you are retarded for believing his bullshit
hes not the one who made the interview dumb dumb
156 is a retarded off class main confirmed
>show demo main the interview pdf>"im not reading all that dude i have some fragging to do"
the only "tf2 interview pdf" i could find is some post from shreddit. you guys can't make it any more obvious you're from reddit, right?
party rockers in the house tonighteverybody's gonna have a good time
486 its posted earlier in the epic tf2g thread we are in right now you epic off class retard
>>259166690oh fugg, my bad thenalso why the fuck do you keep naming people by their last digits instead of quoting them like a normal person would
>>259166156tyler mcnigger is lying about what's in the pdf, the pdf itself is a major blackpillhttp://cdn.potato.tf/host/Valve/Valve.pdf
because (yous) are sacred, and wasting them on a literal retard like you who made a fucking fool of himself like you did 789 is quite literally the most atrocious thing we could do as fraggers
>>259166861lole>>259166884*798 you illiterate retard
>hes a 2 or 4 main
Okay don't tell anyone but I'm pretty sure Tf2 was suppose to increase army recruitment numbers but now that they have drones the military is using the data it gathers from our gameplay to train it's drone combat AI.
i'm a 1 main cuz im number one
>hes a w+m2 mainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4
>it's a spy main with 50+ kills leading the team episodeFuck spy fucking shit retard class muh skillful invisible one shot kills
>i like slow and boring gameplay instead of fast explosive adrenaline powered frags>>>/vg/owg
>>259168556you could combat this by w+m1ing
Does demoman take skill?
>>259167529>can't even play a baby crutch class without scriptslmao
>>259169847he misses a reflect in that video though
He does if you want to do anything more interesting than spam down chokepoints or get sniped while waiting to detonate a badly-placed trap. Demo needs more actual explosive weapons and less Demoknight meme sticks. Maybe a grenade launcher whose bombs stick to enemies then detonate when they get close to their teammates.
>>259164786stock pyro is the only way to play pyro change my mind
>>259170213The jetpack let's you do more damage than the shotgun would do.
Heya guys I migrated from a shit general and now I'm here. I know how to play tf2 but I dont know how things work around here.
>>259170213phlog is a lot of fun toodragons fury is a lot of fun even if it fucking sucks nowdetonator+axtinguisher is fun even if it fucking sucks
>>259170267yeah but then you have to really on mid range instead of the options that the shotgun gives you
>>259170267jetpack is pretty good on gorge last, i definitely wouldn't say to only play any one way. i cannot find a fucking use for the gas passer though
>>259170360those are all good minus the phlog, but stock seems the most effective for getting stuff done
>>259170213Backburner and the scorch shot.That's all I gotta sayIf you know you know
>purchase keys off of geel.tf>the keys never actually find their way into my inventory, get charged anyway and the order says pending human review for the rest of my lifeWhere the fuck was that human review when I bought 157 keys back in june 28th and I received all of them within minutes from a bot?
mic check mic check
>>259170574phlog plays surprisingly different. having no airblast means you play more aggressively, dodge more and the idea of reflecting or even playing supportively NEVER crosses your mind. free yourself and be the aggressive monster pyro was supposed to be
>free yourself and be 2007 pyro but with a epic overwatch ultimate???
>>259170380Thanks, also does tf2g have servers?
yeah bro we have multiple tf2g servers they're always full of people *bursts down crying*
>>259172601u ok anon? you got something to tell me?
whats the best spy loadout
l'etranger wanga prick CnD stock
letranger with dead niggeruse only revolver and cloakshoot them to get your cloak and be an annoying unkillable nuisance
kunai diamondback dead ringer
What the fuck are airblast scripts even supposed to do?
they do an airblast
>join server with my Towering Pillar based loadout >a random engie says "hey, we are of one kind">he also has the Towering Pillar >go medic and exclusively pocket him >he equips the widowmaker and we unironically 2v2 the enemy heavy+medic combo, followed by leading the main pushes and winning Feels good to have such a respectable hat, laughing at all the hatlet plebs
Cosmetics were a mistake
the /v/ party van server is alright
I wish people sold mann co. keys on g2a. If fucking literally who indie games with 10 players worldwide are apparently profitable, why not virtual currency for a game with >40k players?
no they werent retard
Learning how to say "дa зaткниcь, блядь" on mic was among the more useful decisions in my life
live for nothing or frag for something
tonight I'm gonna equip pyro's clown hats and dunk or die trying
yes, andmy mistake, as my death is certain
clown world time
basedhonk on them, anon
just got a reflect double killthe clownening begins
>tfw liked clowns before they were a cool edgy symbolmake way pleboids, og honker coming through
>Standing outside of Blu's spawn on the first stage of Dustbowl as an invisible C&D Spy>Cloaked enemy spies run into me and can't get past because I'm blocking the way>Engineers with their toolbox out can't get past and are very very slow to switch to their shotgunNow this is how you have fun
>>259155159this feels like a really ironic joke, because I don't want to believe anyone would be retarded enough to create this poster.
got another reflect kill and accidentally default taunted but the soldier main still got upset so its all good
Wanna go for a ride anon?
*4chan noise*I'm in
>>259185916>>259177225what the actual fuck is going on
Alright so, stock is for just setting as many people on fire as possible and degreaser is for a quickly bursting down one guy? Also is the detonator mainly for getting it places you normally can't, because that weapon isn't very good for combat (rather take my chances using the flare gun and getting a 90 crit).
the degreaser is for once you've got your time machine
4BEEEEEEFCoheediDiotsEFUCKING ANIMAL!GunboatsHabiiiiibIdiots!keep it going
What do you meanShould I just use stock then? I use Postal Pummeler and Flare Gun if that matters
Healthy young child plays videogames, gets pumped with massive shot of estrogen, doesn't feel good and changes - TRANNY. Many such cases!
why does demo slouch so much? hes going to look like igor
*EDIT* Hey guys, I ended up needing time to heal from some wrist strain, so there won't be an update this week
get well soon
*get good soon
>>259172480I don't know. There was some, but those are dead now I think.
>>259094834>he didn't filter the punctuation-free, all lowercase poster replying to someone else without linking their post r*dditorYour browsing experience is inferior to my own
Q) why can't tf2g talk to womenA) because they're in-cel-cure
could you delete your post please
reply to this post to talk to a woman
wacky goodserious bad
Like id fall for that 120
I'll admit, demon, you almost got me to break my vows against giving (you)s, but you can't put a price on betraying my /tf2g/ bros
my doctor says if you reply to this post in 3 more weeks of hormone replacement you'll be talking to a woman
>>259193120hey bb want some sandvich?
>>259193291yeah sandviches are good what kind
>>259193267jokes on you replying without linking the post is still replying so you just talked to a woman whether you like it or not, homo>>259193270it's just once it's not a big deal everyone does it
when will star_ the happy go lucky youtuber from boston make another late night live commentary where he market gardens people on hightower
Never. He's too busy shitting himself and ignoring his wife to play overwatch.
i have no evidence but just between us 473 i hear STAR_ likes shitposting on tf2g in the wee hours of the morn'
>>259191664ahhh, like clockwork, 10 brand new filtered posts in this thread
>>259193565congrats anon you're one step closer to no longer being an incel
I kissed a girl two years ago and went out with another one that thinks i'm gay yesterday see you later virgins
bye anon have a nice life
>blocking people and then write about it even though no one really cares isn't that what disc*rd tr*nnies does?
yes and 90% of indie game developers
think of those poor indie devs
the manko store lol
STOP FUCKING SAYING MANKO
>pyro reflects a rocket>time slows down
cant stop wont stop
that kid who tried to rocket jump to school
addicted to the shindig
Mann ko. Store lol
playing against braindead players is harder than playing against good players because the former is fucking impossible to predict
>dies like a retard>squints eyes>what the fuck... what are these players...>this is "the best tf2 player"
>combo scout bad combo pyro good
do people believe that unironically
Either remove phlog crits or remove pyro.
you can just remove the pyro yourself with stickybombs
dead gamedead general
Will this image fit on my ObjectorI want everyone to know what a cute wife I'm married to
Good choice, she is really cute anon
>sheI don't see any tits
Everyone in here has their waifu on their objector, don't you?
No because I prefer to not associate myself with anime trash
then what are you doing here
Why can afterburn do minicrit damage but not crit damage?
why can demo have a second primary weapon but not a glock?
>what are you doing in a non-anime generalgee idk anon
>tf2g>non-anime generallmao you are correct, fuck off weeaboo faggots
Your waifu doesn't have to be from weebtrash, idiot.
>he thinks anywhere is non-anime
>he thinks posting anime images makes his point valid at all
>he thinkswow there, no need to flex on us no brainers
bro chill wtf
I've honestly never watched an anime nor do I intend to.I watched only like half of an attack on titan episode once at a mate's and sure the art is cute and all but I didn't really like it and I can't get over how silly the japanese sound.
*does a slick dab after capturing your point*
*does a dick slab after capturing your point*
but everyone loves anime...............
>still fighting over point A>Some scout makes a beeline and sneaks past by our entire team and just stands over B, waiting for it to become available every time he gets killed
and that scout's name is albert einstein
>get put in ctf server>scouts immediately make a bum rush for the intel
why do people even use their mics in pubs
to assert dominance
guys, manko is under attack lol
if i remove a killstreak on an item will i get the kit back?
>randomly spray around by a point while heading to the frontline>find a cnd spy that was waiting to try and back cap as if nobody has any game sense at all>instantly accuses me of hackingi've looped back to finding it chuckleworthy at this point and go out of my way to shoot stupid areas for spies that think they're fucking playing metal gear or some shit
can i change mouse sensitivity per weapon slot for each class?
yeah but its a terrible idea
>>259203704love me some sam hyde
>>259207684sounds like a good idea for spy for revolver/knife no?
Tyler gib update
no?unless your revolver sens is incredibly low it should be enough to do any turns needed for backstabs
>that scout who runs away after doing 17 total damage after five shots at long range with his ticklegun>he never stops doing it and its never worth chasing him down because he'll just lead people away from the objective, even though his presence mathematically equates to weaker afterburn you cant extinguish
>>259208365backstabs are fine but i cant aim for shit with revolver
literally just click when center of mass of character model is aligned with cursor and stop fucking holding down m1 until you empty your clip
how comeif you are just bad at aiming you should practice not change your sensitivity for this specific situationunless you cant hit anything as any class
>>259208160Just go as low as you can whilst still being able to turn around, and practice with that untill you git gud
What are some of your favorite maps?
>>259208989SnowplowThat one alien map where you have to collect beerThe End of the Line one
>get new phone>it asks me yo UPDATE APPS>dont give it permission>it does it anywaysso whats your favourite weapon guys? mine's the quickiebomb launcher
I play on low sensitivity but I tried a jump map recently and switching to 1.5 times DPI (from 800 to 1200) made it a lot easier. Would it be dumb to try getting used to the higher DPI as soldier? Or should I just put in extra effort learning to jump on low sens?
unless you use the shotgun theres no reason not to have retard high sens as soldierits not like you have to track anything
heh. meatshot 8)
is this using google play store? lmao get rid of the google botnet on your phone, install microG and use like yalp store or something (and then only for stuff that's not on F-Droid)also I like the direct hit
>>259208475I did something similar like this but with a Pyro2 minutes left in the game and the enemy team almost capped the last pointI said fuck it, and sneaked past behind the enemy lines, started shooting my flare gun from a distance to deal annoying periodic damage, and set them on fire with my thrower while retreating like a bitchHalf the team didn't like this so they decided to ignore the objective and chase after me instead of securing the objective
>not using the shotgun on every class its available on
If Google spies on me, what do I use for emails, drives, and photo cloudBtw I like the tomislav
for me, it's the iron bomber
why does demoman get 2 primaries
yeah i dont like having to use google's overly intrusive systems but i literally dont know any betterthanks anon
I used to play on 8x dpi with my old mouse and switched to 1.5x on the new high dpi mouse i got.
>email There are a few options, I use airmail.cc (register on cock.li)>drive Syncthing, self-hosted >photos As above Feel free to ask more or go to >>>/g/fugg/
Every character should get 2 primaries
The purpose of this thread is to provide alternatives for the google products/services.Main goal: liberate yourself from the digital version of 'Brave New World/1984' >Recommended search engines:Qwant, Startpage, Searx, Yandex, DuckDuckGo>Email: Cock.liTutanota Protonmailmailinabox.email (easy to setup self-hosted email)>Cloud Storage/Notes, Contacts, Calendar:Self-hosting your own NextCloud is your best bet for this but if you lack the knowledge or resources there's nextcloud.com/providers/ and disroot.org for a limited free option, you could use NextClouds p2p encryption feature or cryptomator to keep your files safe on a 3rd party server but that won't cover the motes, contacts or calendar sync >Video Hosting:youtube-dl + RSS for subscriptions for a YouTube experience that gets rid of at least some of googles tracking, invidio.us for a more ez-mode approach, dtube is also an option if you want to avoid YouTube altogether>Smartphone: Flash an AOSP rom like lineageOS without the proprietary google play services addon, Flash MicroG if you need an app that requires play services, SailfishOS is an okay option, Avoid iOS that's moving from one proprietary walled garden to another >Android apps:F-DroidYalp/Aurora store (play store mirrors)Adaway AFWall+ NestepsClover/Kuroba :^)Newpipe (YouTube alternative)>Recommended browsers:GNU/Icecat, Palemoon, Ungoogled-Chromium, BraveIf you're going to use (or use already) Firefox or a fork follow the instructions over on www.privacytools.io/browsers/ for some extra browser hardening stepsAnd thanks to the anon who posted this template on a degoogle thread a while back
Fuck Tyler and fuck VRWhy cant we just use the Valve controllerson a normal monitor like the Hydrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca5E67vW4nw
>already use all of thatbased me
Didn't DuckDuckGo violate its privacypolicy beforeOr was that a different search engine
why are there so many jojotrannies in this game
i have no fuckin idea. huge overlap between tf2, smash bros, and jojo
ironic weebs infest every game
you're right about (((duckduckgo))) use it with caution
>cock.liHehe, you said cock
source engine games give people brain damagemajority of valve games are infested with autists, bronies, weebs and trannies
Uhhhhh you do know Steam is spyware too right... no difference using Google if you're going to use Steam
>he uses text chat or voice chatyour cool gamer license. hand it over
Me *Dead*: Spy Scout
cock.limore like cuck.li
Steam is limited spyware The big difference is in the business model: steam makes its money selling games, google makes its money pretty much only through gathering and selling your data (with like 5% of revenue being through the phone market and 5% through its cloud services or something like that)
why do spies disguise as scouts
>Steam is limited spyware >The big difference is in the business model: steam makes its money selling games, google makes its money pretty much only through gathering and selling your data (with like 5% of revenue being through the phone market and 5% through its cloud services or something like that)
they think it gives them a speed boost
>not using auto refresher to spam google search with n*ggernever gonna make it sonbtw why is it so rare to see demoman players using the quickiebomb launcher? I personally really like it
Oh shut the fuck up, Steam is spyware and I don't drink s.o.y. milkI also main heavy which makes me an alpha
theres a hidden stat to the quickiebomb launcher where you get 10 cringe points for every kill you get with it. get 1000000 and your head just fucking explodes
you like it because you're bad and rely on stickies instead of the normal grenade launcher
>>259213101if you disguise as scout, medic, or enemy spy, you still run at "Spy Speed." Anything else is slower.I've suggested that Spy get command that enables him to always run at Spy speed. Like, you disguise as an Enemy Heavy and then you can hold SHIFT to run at Spy Speed regardless of which slower disguise you're using.
>I will greentext anon's post and attach a reddit meme about soγ, that'll show him
>holding shift while disguised as a slower class makes you run at Spy's speedEoah cool, I didn't know thatThanks for the tip, I mean I don't play Spy but I'll keep that in mind when I see a Heavy running strangely fast
>>259213378if you disguise as scout instead of medic or spy, though, a beacon lights up over your head telling the entire enemy team to kick your teeth init happens every timeand the excuse they give is "disguises don't work anyways x)))" so instead of bothering to try to blend in from afar they just put on the one disguise that tells everybody that you're an idiot
whats shift bound to
that spy is not one of us
>>259211604Wouldn't it be really awkward when people ask you about your email domain>oh, you don't use gmail? What is this>oh it's from cock.li, it's mail with cocks!>uh, what?>what?
>>259214002That's why you use a domain like airmail.cc or firemail.cc Although I just checked and those redirect to the OvO homepage, which is kind of a bummer, used to be they had landing pages that just said something like "airmail.cc is a small privately hosted email provider, with membership by invite" in plain HTML with literally no other links or information. Oh well, ovo.sc isn't a terrible landing page either, especially for people who won't immediately draw the association with OwO
who has a bigger dick, Demoman or Heavy?
>>259213443>cannot even axtinguish my bequestion anymore since they removed the description
>change steam name to autistic bruno.stika2012 shit name>go default spy and charge at friend without disguise with sapper out>swinging knife at his feet while he's on cart>he turns slightly the other way and i 150 degree backstab himis this what being a spy main is like
That's actually a difficult question. On one hand, heavy is the largest merc, and not just because he's fat - he's also the tallest of the classes (I think, maybe Spy is taller because he's a gangly motherfucker).Now demoman is black, which would normally indicate a higher average dick size compared to whites, and he isn't particularly small either; however, demoman lacks a lot of negroid features: recolour his skin texture to white and he looks almost normal. Actual Africans have many differences beyond just the skin colour, as can be seen on pictures of albino niggers - those look NOTHING like normal caucasian people. So it's not clear just how much negroid phenotype the demoman has, and therefore it's not possible to say whether his dick would be nigger-sized or not.tl;dr there's not even a hint in canon, it's a complete mystery
i fucked up bros... made too many dumplings..
retard dumpling boy.
>hes a dumplet
>recolour his skin texture to white and he looks almost normalFuck no, he looks cursed as fuck.Look at that nose, this mouth size, he's 100% black while still being 100% scottish.
>>259215884can i have some
no i ended up eating them all and now i feel sick
i can be your dumpling
we did it mate
heavys hip size is quite small so I doubt he has a big dick
>>259217757hip size has nothing to do with ithaving wide hips is a sign of femininity
I don't think you know what cursed means
lads thinking about getting a job to pay for cool hats and gold guns
Sure his nose is flat but it isn't all that wide, for example
>cheater is aimbotting and votebotting
anyone who plays on cas*al deserves getting curb stomped by cheaters
>>259107873you cant just fucking post this without sauce
i ran out of alcohol lads
How do I find fun community servers? They're all fucking trade/item servers.
is drinking fun
All those alternatives...... fuck ill just let google spy on me, i cant be botheredmaybe my search history on how to be better at rocket jumping and hentai collection will make them hate 3dpd and realise the true beauty of anime women
>>259220943get a time machineonly active community servers nowadays are 24/7 skial trash
>>259122602>>259220241the sfm thingy was made by a friend who based it off my doodle lol
>med kritzes me>mfw all grenades are spent>mfw all stickies are spent>pull out bottlehttps://youtu.be/T8LNMgrYGIs?t=14
you expect me to trust you you fat sack of commie shit
>blu scout is just sitting on a pile of rocks and staring at me like a retard>pipe him>You are DOMINATING red_spy
Nothing I love more than seeing a wh*toids head explode as Sniper
>server full>vote ro kick someone named lesbiantransgirl>NO ONE votes yesI fucking NEED to assemble a group for this cause, but no one else gives a shit
was she cute
>>259225462Post more lewds
>>259230719soon my child
Looking forward to it, mate.Cute artstyle.
>>259217757tfw will never spend evenings on tumblr looking at latest tf2 porn...
heavy should have a guard dog secondary that he can throw and starts borking when a spy is near
my moms making chili if you guys wanna come over and play some tf2
I'm eating broccoli and about to dab on some spy corpses after finally finishing Half Life 2 and its episodes, so no thanks senpai
Half life 2 is a great game.Shame valve valved
>"Random Crits are Fair and Balanced" bindis there anything more pathetic? random crits have been around since the game launched get over it already
Random crits are based on recent damage done, therefore random crits take skill
but you still have a chance of getting one, even with little damage
>>259237576And no random crits takes even more skill
does it take skill to win the lottery
winning the lottery is not based on your accomplishments, so no.
>buy 500 lottery tickets>have 500 times the normal person's chance to win the lottery>not skill???
>he thinks buying lottery tickets takes skill
>he thinks dealing damage takes skill
does anything take skill
making enemy trannies ragequit
its only 4:30 and im so tired. i just cant frag
just play some MvM and relax
The only problem with random crits is the fact that splash damage exists and has a retarded damage formula where it does half of maximum damage at its outmost radius.
Having sex takes skill, that's why I've never done it.
fuck it im going to bed
wait for me honey
can u make a bread
don't forget the paste
cant, im fighting a boss
i dont want to be bread
i want to be bread