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tf2g
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FIRST TO SAY FUCK TYLER MCNIGGER
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first for tf2 is fun
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>no paste
its shit
try again sweetie
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fourth for i enjoy playing this game casually
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no paste is baste
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>do 99 percent of damage on a player and think you at least did something but then the enemy dies to a full damage crit anyways
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>haha i'm so good at the game me have twelve doms by afk healing the engineer
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Fuck engis and fuck f2p players
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Do you like ice cream, /tf2g/?
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>10 posts
>10 ips
nice
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Why pay fuck you money on a pillow and a cover and printing and shit and cheap out on the artist so you end up with some creepy ass art like that.
I mean, hell, if you can't pay an actual commission, just have someone use the actual model. I could make you a worthwhile Pauling daki with my minimal sfm experience as I've made one for my waif too, though I'm too scottish to go through and pay to print it.
I don't get it. This thing is uncanny.
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the pillow is just accentuating her rectangular proportions in that art
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>he didnt order a custom doll designed to look like miss pauling
lmaoing at these poorfriends
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>taking a melee fight with a demoman that does 3000 damage every 10 seconds
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he wanted the art to be on model
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>no hats mod

based af
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days since tf2g obsessed over trans people: 0
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DILATE
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days since trannies were last butthurt, both literally and figuratively: 0
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Why is the cart NOT MOOOOVING
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remember that time a tranny lived to be 40? me neither lol
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>>259066241
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Conway
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reminder for underage /pol/babs to go back to their containment board
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>married to a woman and had two children
Thank fuck the courts took the kids away at least. Better raised by a single mom than a tranny
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stop moving goalposts you bigot
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minutes since underage /pol/babs obsessed over trans people: 2
rent paid by trans people for living in /pol/babs' heads rent free: 0
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>>259067001
It's fucking amazing how far the trannoids leap the moment you drop any meanie words
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NOOOOOOOOOO DONT SAY THE MAGIC WORD AAAAAAA STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL HURT ME EVEN MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Any Tyler news?
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>tfw living in a world where there literally does exist a magical word that can change people's feelings and emotions the instant they hear it
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Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?
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And that word is Sniper
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Tyler is either a manipulative nigger or delusional, that's your news
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>Indeed; in the video game Team Fortress 2, my Demoman weapon of choice is in fact the Iron Bomber, or as I have nicknamed it, the Chad Bomber. What lead you to correctly assume that was the case?
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>using a crutch that hits people with invisible silent damage when you miss them
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>invisible
>silent
>boomer too blind and deaf to hear the loud noise and see the big glowing ball
>too retarded to walk away from it
fucking lmao
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but of course it is because i am a fellow chad who fucks 72 virgins a day and i do indeed use the iron bomber
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but there's only 43 virgins in this thread
do you find the others on r****t?
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FUCK PYRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>click on group of people
>mfw im class number 2 or 4
>mfw projectile is glowy
>mfw killfeed explodes with my name on every single bar
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>honestly, I think the Iron Bomber is the only good grenade launcher. The stock is unforgiving, especially when going up against sentry nests, heavies, and other targets that literally don't move since I typically miss against them
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4v4 and 6v6 multiplayer zoomershit is what is killing FPS
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why did valve decide that afterburn damage ticks needed to be higher
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>honestly i think the iron bomber is a crutch because i'm too shit at the game to avoid the stationary glowing bomb
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I stopped watching Tyler, because all his videos became clickbait conspiracy or dumb vr minigame shilling.
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>>259065675
Physics in source games are objectively garbage. Why not take out the RNG element?
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i like using the grenade launcher while drunk, because i can still do damage even though i wasn't aiming in the right direction
it's in-character too
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the iron bomber lets you get away with missing pipes against sentries, heavies, and anyone trying to hold a position. it takes less skill than stock.
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his analysis on the Vive Wand being a sign that Valve's VR game is shitty teleportation shovelware instead of full loco was pretty good
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>miss pipe with stock
>still do damage even though i'm not using the iron bomber
wtf!!!!
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>miss pipe with stock
>don't deal damage
>miss "pipe" with bomber
>deal 75 damage
how precise do I have to be in order for your retarded mind to get it
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ah yes those life changing 30 damage rollers
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except you still do damage when you miss with stock you dumb retard lmao
just admit you're too retarded to walk out of the way already
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>>259068861
its because you need to keep the flames on the enemy longer to do full afterburn now, it isn't like how it was pre jungle inferno. basically how it used to be is that you hit a single tick and flames stayed on you full duration. now if you did the same thing it would last something like 1 second. to get longer afterburn you need to hit more flame boxes or use flares which always get full afterburn
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How are you dealing damage when you miss pipes when the blast radius is smaller?
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>stock
>blast radius is smaller
>boomer is illiterate as blind, deaf, and retarded
he just keeps outting himself as more and more braindead lmao
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>>259067526
nigger?
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104.238.130.240:27015
okay faggot, it's been all day and you're still defending the iron bomber. prove how good, smart, and knowledgeable about the game you are and demo mge me. if you snooze you lose
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>zoomers need iron bomber to aim

hmm
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>>259068998
the character/movement physics shit all over any other online shooter
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>M-MGE me!!!!!!
lmao typical boomer trying to shill his autismo mini-game because he has no argument
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join viaduct on the site if you're actually up to it. it's likely that you are not, but i believe it's worth a shot
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ten minutes until I win by default, zoomer bitch boy. I'll be waiting
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stop fighting...
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>boomer retard still has no argument
thanks for conceding, i've already won by default
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>zoomer is unironically afraid to take me in a 1v1 while saying I'm shite
ask yourself who the real winner is here
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>>259064221
no i was saying the iron bomber blast radius is smaller, cant you read?
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>boomer retard is unironically devoid of any semblance of an argument and resorts to literal "1v1 me rust"
you've already conceded that you have no argument so i'm the winner
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I have been arguing with you for thirteen hours, yet you call me blind.
https://duel.tf/lobby/6 here's the link btw, only 5 minutes remain for you to prove yourself
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the character/movement physics arent that great, it's just that every other popular shooter is shit. Even UT4 feels better than TF2. Object physics in TF2 are garbage eitherway.
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>>259070436
>1v1 me
I dont even know what are you arguing about but you act like a nigrer
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>>259062775
I cant duel because I dont even play this game anymore...
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>>259067330
https://twitter.com/ValveNewsNetwor/status/1149206014073483269
>The update is in development and could release between now and oct
He's just pulling shit out of his arse isn't he
Or does he mean his video is the "update"
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>he never joined
Nice. Now I can finally leave this thread, play the game, and relax knowing that the onion bomber menace has been completely annihilated beyond recovery. The only chance you had to prove yourself is now gone forever
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>>259071258
based
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>>259070635
>been complaining about the time between GTA V Online Updates
>just now remember that it'll be 2 years until the release of the last TF2 update soon
where does all the time go?
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press 2 dumbass
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>team shit talks for the entirety of the first few rounds of dustbowl
>we end up winning the last two with a 22 minute defense and suddenly everyone is quiet

why does this happen bros?
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2
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>player goes 2:17 for a round
>still shit talks everybody in the server calling them soiboys
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>stand on glowy bomb
>get exploded
why does this happen bros?
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>>259071651
theres one for that too
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>>259022647
i decided to test this out and its fucking retarded, the only thing that matters is whether you win or lose the round
>win both rounds, +133
>joined a little before we lost, -111
>roll them both rounds but get autobalanced before we win, -95
no wonder matches are always so unbalanced
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>>259071471
>where does all the time go?
gabe newells belly
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>>259072260
Do the same webm with an engineer slapping on the sentry
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>>259072710
>>259072260

and then do one slapping my ass
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*shakes head in scottish*
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>payload of Swiftwater
>on blu
>final chokepoint has sentries fucking everywhere
How do you win this
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i cant, i only played this game for 3 hours
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i cant, i only play cringescan classes
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direct hit, spy, uber push, stock demoman
or just try and spy push the cart, it's a pub and they likely won't notice
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*leans into the mic*
wrong
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Anyone else ONLY play TF2? It's autistic but it's literally the only game I enjoy. If I get bored of TF2 I just won't play anything and I'll get off the computer to go do something else.
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truly the greatest game of all time
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I don't only play tf2 but my side games are just as autistic
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wtf is tf2? i just came here to debate iron bombers
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Team Fortress 2 will never die, ecen Soldier said it himself that they're going to live forever
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every class is cringescan
melee is cringescan
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>open steam
>"New! Steam Labs!"
>wtf.exe
>click click click
>already found 3 games i want to play
>one of them is a monster waifu sim
jesus christ im in heaven
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do you not use steam solely for tf2?
you do realise all your games go bye bye when it shuts down within the next 2 to 3 years right?
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>looking through old screenshots
>see that i installed a white demoman mod
>zoz
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buying games on steam is an investment because when they shut it down and delete your games you get to join the class action lawsuit
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>>259066823
>it's definitely /pol/ spamming "nigger" here
/pol/ does not hate black people though. They are low-hanging fruit; any subversive person can proclaim their hatred for "niggers" and pretend to be proponents of white interests
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I-I guess I'll use stock now
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>play tf2
>have fun

what the fuck ever dude
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Spy sappin mah sentry
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>W+M1
ahh, fun
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>>259080787
welcome to the herd fellow pineapple lobber /)
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wait, what does tf2 stand for?
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the faggots 2
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how is beggars bazooka balanced?
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it isnt. its topheavy. nyuck nyuck
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le random projectile deviation xd
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you have to fire your rocket once you start reloading which makes you mega weak against pyros with a semi functional brain, it also makes you weak at long to mid distance combat in exchange for strong ambush at close combat
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Splash damage instantly precludes you from having any mechanical skill.
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seething incel
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guys pelase dont call me an incel im waiting for marraige or consent
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are you planning on a nonconsentual marriage
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>being a voluntary statecuck
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>nonconsentually marries anon
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no dont
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Tyler McNigger
Don't believe his lies

There will be no update. If there is it will be pure shit.
IE only cosmetics and maybe 1 map
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cosmetics and 1 map are enough for me
all hail tyler
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>>259088243
you sicken me
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there will be a update between today and next year
source: my ass
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Reminder that Tyler confirmed literally no one is working on a real TF2 update
There's just 5 artists at Valve working on hats
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then there are five artists at valve working on tf2
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>first game back after a long break
>get into an argument about tranny surgeries
what happened to this game?
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I made all my sniper weapons have a 1488 kill count, they are map filtered so they will be like that forever
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extremely based and redpilled
good looking sniper too
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Yeah that is a good Sniper but check out this one
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when u accidently get 1489 kills
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>blood on the sniper rifle
how did it get there lads
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5 artists cant make a REAL update
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MEEEEEEDIIIIC
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>>259088934
those types of people used to stick to mobas but thanks to overw*tch they got attracted to cartoony shooters aswell which sadly meant tf2 got hit by those people
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imagine still using stock rocket launcher and not the original
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go to bed grandpa
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>>259088934
Dominate the trannies, and taunt while saying something like 'wow ur not good at this game like u r good at disappointing ur parents'
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imagine still using any splash based weapons
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soundsmith fucking sucks
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we know
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unga bunga cool hat bad goofy hat good bunga boo
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>he posts the same image on every thread
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>Why yes I have filtered ratposter, "when is the pyro removing update" poster, FUNKE LIFE.gif poster, "when your medic gf(m) drops his uber" poster, and "any tyler news" poster
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I'm just glad the Halloween and Christmas updates haven't stopped.
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>>259091408
that one is going on the bind list thanks!
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>>259089907
thats the next loadout I'm getting, as soon as I get the cash lol.
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Seething incel.
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B4nny has like 180 viewers. I thought he was more popular than that.
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what config is this
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its like 2am
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>>259095554
mojang.cfg
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>>259072857
>destroys it in 214 damage
>level 3 sentries have 216 health
>that means this cherry picked example not only did damage before hand but also had to retry until the engineer no longer had any metal
disingenuous are we? how about extend that to the point where you put a forth sticky or more? of course you could also do more than 216 damage with 3 stickies but thats clearly unreliable compared to three well placed pipes. not saying stickies dont serve a good purpose against extreme defensive engineers but rather they are situational at destroying sentries comparatively to the primary grenade launcher because a.) engineers usually aren't within whacking distance of their sentry and 2. even if they were its pretty fucking likely youll still destroy it before they can react anyways
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seething bombercringe
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OH NO THE WACKIES ARE EMERGING
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valve should remove 1 cosmetic slot
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valve should remove 3 cosmetic slots
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>>259096764
Oh jesus
The scout only wearing a pair of sunglasses on the top left is the only normal one
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>enemy wins first half, says gg
>loses when sides switch, doesnt say gg
what did they mean by this
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The Direct Hit with the Righteous Bison is surprisingly a good pair. At medium ranges, you can have two projectiles impacting an enemy at roughly the same time, making it very hard for them to dodge the double dakka.
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>>259096959
i only say gg when ive enjoyed the game, however i have no problem saying gg if i feel like the enemies were good adversaries and kept me entertained. in fact for that reason alone im more likely to only say gg when ive lost
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god i want to fuck reimu
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>>259096884
>thick red rimmed shades in the 60s
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>Join match
>Enemy topscoring gamer is a sniper who seems to have dumped a small fortune in cosmetics
>Pick sniper too and corner him in a kind of duel while wearing a gibus
>The first time I shoot him he writes 'haha, it's just casual :^)'
>Kills me around every second time I kill him, he taunts every time
Wish I gotten a domination on him before the round ended, just for his breakdown. I just needed one more kill.
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>>259097394
>He doesn't know
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Despite being 13% of the player base, sniper mains are involved in 90% of cheating incidents
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mann co? more like manko lol
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you guys ever have those moments where you feel the same wonder you felt when you first started playing? i get that from reading the class pages on the wiki
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haha, it's just casual :^)
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*frags (you)*
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NOOOOOOOOO STOP FRAGGING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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*frags no reply monkey*
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so when is the pyro removing update
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When you finally sh*t the h*ll *p about the Pyro removing update
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>>259098314
I appreciate this post.
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>want to play MVM because I'm actually having fun with it
>also want to be rewarded but don't want to spend any more money on TF2
what do friends
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but fun is the reward, anon
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>>259103592
Just watch someone play mvm on YouTube to get the urge out of your system.
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just do it for the steam achievements xd
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lol
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>turn around
>crit rocket is a few centimeters away from my face
>https://youtu.be/e53q3NrX2HI
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>turn around
>fempyro gas blasts the skin off my face, revealing my skeletal face
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xvfPIBO4Ng
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Do you guys think there should be class limits? I understand players wanting to practice their sniping and backstabbing, especially newer players, but you're really dragging the fun down for your team when there are 4 snipers and 3 spies
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Yes
Max 2 of every class
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do you guys pronounce gibus as gib-us or jay-bus? i know its supposed to be the latter but i think the former is funnier
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I pronounce it as jif-bus like the original creator intended
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based
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this pyro approaches you in 2fort, what do?
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equip my original
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Call the furry police department
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I would switch to heavy and curb stomp it
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*unzips*
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do people really paint their cosmetics bright pink and pretend to be f*males lol
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>paints
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I'm so sick of these engi clowns keeping their dispenser for themselves when we need to hold a choke. So greedy and childish.
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wonder why there's a default pyro standing still with melee out
t. no hats no custom models gamer
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is anyone here still playing on community servers? are there any that aren't skial-like "enable html motd or suffer through annoying dialogue windows" or stupid x100 non-games?
seems like there's either x100 highertower, 2fort instant respawn, or idle achievement garbage. can't even find unofficial maps like cactus canyon anymore, because that's unironic and we don't do unironic in tf2 anymore
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community servers are gone for good
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they should add cactus canyon, asteroid and arena to casual
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>>259110785
No they're not

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/OprahsPetrolStationPayload

32 man, vote payload with fast respawn, no random crits, no stacking. Hosted in Chicago

active 6pm-5am EST most days. good shit
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Cactus canyon is an ugly and unfinished piece of shit, just like anyone that wants it in the game
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i'm prem AMA
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After 3 hard concentrated and dedicated hours of my fricking life......... I have finally become a Pyro main
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i saw it in jerma/star_ videos and i never really played it. now that i want to, I can't.
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what is no stacking
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO TYLER MCVICKER - OPEN LETTER
Stop eating! We love you and want you to be healthy.
STOP EATING PLEASE TYLER
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I don't think that's gonna work, 570
Dicks are probably pretty addictive
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bros its 8am but the stupid kid next door is already screaming what am i supposed to do
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class limits when?
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Call him a nigger, 961
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fuck his mom lol
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just start screamin ya know. sometimes i think about walking down the streets of nyc and just start screamin. haha
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>crazy strategy
more like wacky strategy
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>>259113524
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Reminder to read:
https://cdn.potato.tf/host/Valve/Valve.pdf
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The last big update, jungle inferno, sucked so much ass that I want to try to forget that it exists. There don't need to be any more updates, just a heavy update would be nice, but these overdesigned maps can fuck themselves.
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>heavy update
Won't happen
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>>259112970
>junction
Is this unironic? If it were on any other map, this would indeed have been a wacky strategy, but do they not realise that on Junction that's possible with just three engies and 9 idle players?
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*dabs after sniping u*
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wan tto get more frag? dont jerk off - sperm cell turn into brain cell!
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I'll never get good at Demoman bros.....
What's this... a new item?
The... Iron Bomber? Sounds interesting, I'll give it a try but I'm not expecting much...
*shoot at the opposite direction of the enemy but the pills magically redirects itself onto the opponent and kills everyone on the server including my team because of splash damage*
Woah, am I a... Demoman main now
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You have to be drunk to be a good demo main
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i enjoy playing degreaser flare gun powerjack pyro
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guys.... please dont refer to me as the 'idiot gamer'... please.... it hurts my feelings...
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https://youtu.be/nL2eu4YIcpA
He's in
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ok retard
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my pyro loadout? why that would be stock + backscratcher
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>short trailers
>datamining algorithms
>30 minutes of trailers of popular games
Great job Valve.
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i unironically use the gibus
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>Of course I use the Iron Bomber
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I want to suck Pyro's cock
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be she's female and doesnt have a cock
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actually..
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but it's a man.
My picture proves it.
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Sorry for the stupid question (only have 115 hours) but is there a point to buying weapons or cosmetics in the shop?
As far as I know, you csn craft weapons and cosmetics haplen to be cheaper in the community market?
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you can buy things off of the manco store if you want to fund gabe's triple-cheeseburger for lunch tomorrow
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no mann co store is a ripoff. buy a mann co key or something to get premium then trade it for refined metal then trade it for hats and shit then trade it for medic girlfriends
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just buy shit of trade bots lol everything is like 7p
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Then why does the store exist
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why do i exist
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Do you think gaben thinks a lot about tf2 when having sex?
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ey im walkin here
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Pyro is 14 years old
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz0v-qixpOI
this is my favorite tf2 song
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why buy a mannco key for $2.50 and do all that refined faggotry when you can buy everything directly for cash off store.tf and pay only $1 or less if you use the bajillion discount codes like the whale one.
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fellas i think were getting a little off topic. would anyone care to share frag clips or the like?
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961 he wouldnt scream if you'd use lube
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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d7/Demoman_dominationscout06.wav
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i cant do it
those degreaser plays you see on youtube, theyre impossible...
pyro really is the hardest class to master...
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got solemn vow as a drop lol wtf is thi sshit
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a straight upgrade from stock that isn't useful and nobody should pick unless they're memeing, just like the third degree.
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scout is 5'11
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solemn vow is better than the ubersaw if you arent playing against retards
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im 5'8
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>>259107873
hold on bitch at least share the source
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midge
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>corner dumb medic tranny wearing pink unusuals
>they pull out their dildo ubersaw
>know that thye will 100% get a crit since they're on medic
>shoot them instead
>they feel the need to comment in chat because I didnt take the melee fight against a medic
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Did anyone else never get Cheater's Lament? I've been playing since beta and neither distributions gave me one.
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>>259122578
Same
It's over for us
I wish Sniper or Spy just instakilled me right now
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cut my finger while making dinner...
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Demo on dustbowl bowl is PISSING ME OFF DUDE, how can they release a map this fucking bad holy shit fuck you
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but its only 11am
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no it's 6:30pm
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>>259123858
i also have a large butt and everyone always teases me about it
i shouldnt have been born
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im fucking tired of this shit
you think its right for women to say if you're under 5'5" youse should kill yourself
thats what theyre writing online
you think im making this shit up
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just be taller lmao
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"Your height has nothing to do eith why you have trouble finding women!"
"What, my boyfriend's height? He's 6'3" but what does that have to do with anything silly! Heehee!"
Fuck this world, just gonna play TF2 til I die
And then TF2 shuts down, Im gonna end it all
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>>259125578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWaHfVtnen4
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>>259125578
baste
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based wawrick
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just wear high heels
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>it's the matchmaking fine tuning your rank day which means getting 14 losses in a row
okay
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>ladderfats
die
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anyone wanna play some MvM
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i "want" to
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what are some BASED craft hats?
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>mvm
fake fun
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you're fake fun
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you're no fun
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how do i change the magnitude somebody tell me
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>enemy gets mid point earlier because he learned rollouts from youtube
>wins game

now this is some epic gameplay I love
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you have to go to a public place and scream 'magnitude 9!'
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>get to mid point earlier because i learned rollouts from youtube
>have to fight the entire enemy team alone
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high quality wack coming through
https://youtu.be/t74W7UjXbYQ
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>>259127605
>not equipping sticky jumper and getting there through shear desperation to get early presence
>not jumping right into the enemy gamer main only to get shredded to assert your teams control of the area
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demoman takes skill
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we know
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>tfw my sentry keeps missing his shots
how do i tell him to get better at the game nicely cuz right now hes kind of emberassing me :/
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dont touch that sentry
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>>259130413
have you been feeding it refined to level its stats up
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wtf you have to feed them?? oh shit lol
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top fragger in our team was playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVc
people still wanted to kick even so he was the only reason we were winning

why is it so hard to click mute?
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>posting about yourself in the third person
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anonymous is really cute
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hwo the fuckd o i use the dead ring right
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>>259131312
he also uses the quote function
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When is casual 6s?
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sometimes
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never hopefully
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should i upgrade to premium?
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how comes presidents dont have beards anymore?
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because they are women
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yes upgrade to premium
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girls can have beards too uwu
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frickin answer me
why does valve have a scamann co store selling a cosmetic worth 15 dollars when I can get it for like 4 cents at a marketplace
to dupe people? people aren't rhat stupid, and on the store page, valve themselves give you an option to look for items through the community market
is there absolutely NO benefit to buying a hat from the store as opposed to the market
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its to trick newbies bro. theres no bonus to buying from mann co
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Get fucked hacker AND ponyfag
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>"people"
eight year olds arent people retard
and they'll still buy them
try getting into sharking for two seconds and you'll see that every newly not-f2p and their mom has uncraftables
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you use the mann shit store only once to buy a 0.04 weapon so your account can upgrade to premium. the rest you get from the market
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I've determined that I can only comfortably play Demoman with viewmodels turned off. I have a toggle viewmodels binding set to \. Even with minimal viewmodels, his grenade launcher obscures a lot of the screen when you're looking upwards. It's obnoxious. No other character has this problem.
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Because most people that know TF2 are going to use trading websites anyways, while the noobs that don't know shit will probably use the store so Valve can get some extra shekels from it
If you consider that a normal weapons costs 1 cent in marketplace and 2 euros (or something like that I dunno) in the store, for Valve to make actual competence to marketplace they would have to change the prize to 1 cent too, which is stupid because they would need to sell 200 units while right now they would only need to scam one poor newbie, so it's simply not worth it for them
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Are there weapons so seldom used that its better for it to be merged with another useful weapon?

Something like Clearners Carbine + Jarate allows Jarate to be consumed, where you take mini-crit damage while doused but also deal mini-crits
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>le notorious luckman XD
>here about this interp thing from tf2g
>used Aar's interp config

holy shit, thanks tf2g
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whos aar
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he's a new york e-celeb
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he's a based and redpilled diaperfur
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Is there a reason why every single last capture point is such a pain in the ass to get? It only works if you are far better and rush them at the start of the round and win in a minute, otherwise it becomes a sniper and sentry fest that just sucks.
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stalemates are epic
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n't
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why is dustbowl so comfy?
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Is there anyone out there still weird enough to pay extra for low craft numbers? I remember some people paying out the ass for low numbers when the system first came out, but I haven't been paying attention since. The only thing I have with a number is a #59, so it's not even that low, but still. Are there still people dumb enough to give extra for that?
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It stops being comfy when a single demo with kritz can hold 12 people back to get last point because of that epic map design at last point.
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yes 51
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>dude casual should be more serious and balanced and have no rng mechanics
>wtf no i dont want to play comp, i want to play casual
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Killing a top-scoring Soldier and their Fiverr Tranny Medic by myself as Scout
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naming my wrap assassin cock and ball torture
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https://youtu.be/7IwYakbxmxo
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what is with ctb today? i don't get the joke at all
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its a good game where the gamers say the n word
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because its EPIC
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you are epic 06
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It's 2019 and the Wrap Assassin ornament still has a random chance to spontaneously explode in your face when you launch it.

Also, stock bat is the way to go because FUCK SPIES. There's no better answer than that to convince you.
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>>259109569
yes, its sad
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Sniper is on some maps so broken, there is sometimes no counterplay for this headclicking bs
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not randomly its because youre moving
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>You can use a cone glitch to shoot the flamethrower pretty far on a single spot on a single map if you spend 6 minutes setting it up as long as no one shoots the cone, oh and you need a Medic to keep you alive while setting up btw
This is a serious problem!! Whew!! Thank God we patched this out!
>You can use an interp glitch to backstab anyone from any direction, farming a constant 210 HP along with the ability to mitigate all damage by pressing M2 and escape with Scout speed
This is fine guys, we can leave this in the game forever
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How does the stock bat fuck spies though? If anything use the boston basher if that's what you're worried about
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but anon adding std::clamp to interp value is hard
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>>259109569
I use the semen color instead
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>>259140490
I agree. Someday network exploits and hit registration will be fixed the spy mains will cry bloody murder. Meanwhile, us chads who play the game properly will become way better spies because the days of "hearing the fleshy sound of knife hitting their body but getting no hit-ding" will be behind us.
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finally caved in and gave some scrap to a bot for few kritzkriegs..
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>>259112970
>6 demos and 6 meds on the other team
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"nigger hitler"
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>>259141192
That is, indeed, the hard-counter, but you can't expect that kind of coordination to ever happen. You're going to have at least three dudes who insist on playing Sniper even though they'll have no position to snipe and everybody else will just keep running into the Sentry Meatgrinder.
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>>259140490
they didn't patch it, you can still do it if you happen to get stuck anywhere in the game like the first badwater spawn door that shuts
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Poland vs Russia highlander final rn
its hillarious
all the players are wearing sweat pants and the hoodie cosmetic
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slavs confirmed best at tf2
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>>259141876
forgot pic
https://www.twitch.tv/kritzkast
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comp shit is cancer and should be ignored out of principle. it's the reason why Meet Your Match happened and any further encouragement of it can only possibly result in the game being made worst off.
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if i have a friend from EU and i'm from US is there a way we can play together without it being a completely fucked experience
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yeah move over there
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>>259142694
better internet there so it's only logical
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protect manko lol
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>be on dustbowl
>memelord joins and starts micspamming christmas music
>everyone has a good time
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>>259145362
>dustbowl
>good time
loling at ur life
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do I really have to pay to play mvm?
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>>259145882
yes
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I used to like dustbowl but everything comes down to if the medic and demoman have a brain or not and the rest of the team doesn't even matter
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>>259145882
there should be crappy comunity servers
or you can host one of your own and let friends connect to you
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>>259145882
no
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who would win in a fight between XCOM2 and TF2?
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what were they thinking? why would I pay to play such a shit mode?
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>manko
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you already posted that
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>>259094834
>not also filtering toxic yikes poster
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>>259140296
Or you could try using your spacebar maybe
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>jumping vs a sniper
lol
its an ez head shot vs a jumping player
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>>259148245
crouch hopping
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>>259140296
dont play those maps. its well understood that several maps are genuinely shit, there are plenty of rather open maps that ARE actually balanced and fun to play both as sniper and against snipers like upward and metalworks
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how do I crouch in TF2
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press c
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>>259145362
>dustbowl needs micspammers to be enjoyable
hah
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it's not true, he is lying
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>C for crouch
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Poland are highlander champions this year
Say Kurwa!
http://logs.tf/2326416
http://logs.tf/2326469
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tf2 is bretty gud
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Hat Kid is cuter
Fuck off with your weeb shit
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only trannies like that game
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would not fuck
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>Only trannies like that game
You could apply that to TF2 too, and yet here you are
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guess i stand correctly
i havent played tf2 in months
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I just blew in from /twg/ why are you autists not responding to each other's posts
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how about you blow back out retard
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taleworlds general? Did /mbg/ get cancelled?
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>>259151257
they are discord zoomers, that's why
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>tfw breathing air recycled from trannies
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>tfw breathing air from recycled trannies
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I literally use an electrolysis machine on water from an ancient underground lake so I don't have to breathe air recycled by trannies.
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>some one from /twg/
whats wrong?
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what if ancient trannies peed in the caves and eventually it turned into water
you could be breathing tranny urine right now
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Wheres the new video tyler?
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just like the dead sea scrolls foretold
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the dead sea scrolls?
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>this controversial bolt-action beaut
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Left: Pyro main
Middle: Soldier main
Right: Medic main
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>do a vote kick on a cheater
>they dont vote

>cheater does vote kick on me
>"hes evil"
>i get kicked

I'm done with tf2 for another year, good-bye
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see you tomorrow
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why would you try to kick a cheater they're based
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greater-than sign got put in a lobby with russians
greater-than sign some of them scream and play music in shit audio quality over the mics
greater-than sign i press the mic for 8 seconds to tell the engi to put a sentry in a normal and low voice
greater-than sign they votekick me for talking
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what's the best game mode and why is it payload?
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>TF2 Confirmed superior to Overwatch by youtube
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>>259075305
payload is a good game mode if you're a brainless chokespamming pubtard that can't hit anyone unless the game is functionally telling you where to shoot and find enemies
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>>259156645
Man, i dont know what's going on with youtube. When I search for something it always gives me things that are totally unreleated. Say I search for TF2 and I get Need for Speed shit threw into the first results. Or I see GTA in the FIFA topic on youtube.
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>>259156849
Unrelated. It's just that even Youtube's bot knows Team Fortress 2 is a better game than Overwatch will ever be.
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what is the based interp value i should use
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15
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>>259156921
well ur right since it's a tf2 copy in the first place
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4.83
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anywhere from 0 to 5 depending on how much of a faggot you are
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uhm no sweatie youtube is saying that overwatch is better than tf2 because even tf2's own character's would rather play overwatch than tf2
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>>259157140
Not what youtube's bot is saying right there.

But hey you can keep using that "sweatie" tone if you wanna, the fact of the matter is that Overwatch is objectively a failed attempt at reproducing TF2's spirit with stupid moba/fps mixed gameplays in it.
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overwacth dead game lmao
they keep making a random character gay/lesbian/trans every 5 months to attract 5-10 extra people to the dying fanbase
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_1v-16kt3s
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>>259157581
That, or to cover up on some drama about the game's state or the company's state.
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>literally a video of a tf2 character playing overwatch instead of tf2
are you blind or just a retard in denial?
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>>259157718
>Based Kitty0706

May he forever live in the great palace of Mario Kart.
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>>259157910
>using competitive soundboard trolling videos as an argument that Overcrap is better than Team Fabulous 2

Are you still trying to convince me or are you just trying to keep yourself convinced?
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if tf2 is so good why would tf2 characters rather play overwatch?
>retard is a replyer AND reddit spacer
fucking lole
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>>259158703
>Videos of TF2 characters in overwatch
>People getting teamed up with soundboard dude get fond memories of TF2 upon hearing the voicelines and remember how great TF2 is

>No such videos the other way around

Your point still needs to be made.
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if its so great why arent they playing it
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The character design is the only good thing about OW
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would be better if she was naked
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>>259159380
So would you.
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>tf2 character playing overwatch
>overwatch players playing overwatch
>no one involved playing tf2
hmmmm really makes u think
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but...i AM
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I use Liberty Lawncher.
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if tf2 is so fun why are you posting on 4chan instead of playing it
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i am making sprays
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>>259159650
How do you know we're not multi-tasking, mate?
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so then you concede that tf2 is so unfun that it can't hold your attention and you have to multitask to stay entertained while playing it
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<Agverage Spy player XD
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>>259159868
It's funny how desperate you are to try and pretend you're arguing to others when you're really just clenching to your own illusions.

But hey, thanks for the lolz, lad.
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thanks for conceding that you have no argument, dumb (You) giving redditspacer
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playing this game during night hours is just depressing
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better than playing during the day with all the childer
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Touhou is the only other game that you should play besides TF2.
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if you dont have a quake live duel inbetween each of your hydro queues you do not belong on /tfraggers2g/
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reminder that the best pubs in tf2 are from 7am to 11am

after 10pm all pubs are not ok
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just ate an entire flat crust 'ggie 'go 'za time to play some scout
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why the shit is no one quoting each other's posts? what the fuck is this general?
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this is the team fortress 2 general
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is it
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>>259163834
quote me properly you cock gobbling faggot
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also I'm looking for a guy named breakfast, he told me he browsed this general before I lost touch with him, I wonder if he's in here
i miss ya you BR fuck
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>>259163556
discord tranny central (formerly tf2g)
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>>259164150
(currently chuck's)
also, anyone know what happened to the TF2G+ (Google+) discord server? all the invites are FUCKING dead and i have no clue why
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pyro is so easy its kind of comfy to play him
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discord is for trannies, its dead because they all killed themselves
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>>259164380
not the TF2G+ discord server, there were 2 people in there that were pretty good. the only problem with discord is you really gotta dig through all the shit to find the gold, but the gold is more like silver because no one is ever really that good
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>>259164303
man i wish people could see what i do in stock pyro. i throw myself into flanks, i love the security of the airblast and knowing even if i miss ill still fuck up any class i come across is fucking bliss.
>getting sniper shotgun crits
>pissing off everyone i kill
>stock pyro taunts
>that moment when you light an invisible spy on fire and he just stands there as if he already gave up
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for shitter pyro hours i prefer the scorch shot, because it lets me spam out snipers at long range and harass the entire enemy team without any effort. the splash is ridiculous and unless there's a medic, dispenser or health pack nearby, people just run back to spawn when they get lit on fire. it's really cheap and shouldn't work as well as it does
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>playing offclasses
do americans really do this?
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>>259165039
because its not as strong as you think it is. sure you do 80 damage overtime (10 second 8 damage afterburn) but shotgun has 6 fucking shots and each can do 90 damage. if you have good aim shotgun is a better secondary simply because it has higher dps than the flamethrower and much better range so comes in handy more than you would think
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should pyros be able to destroy sentries with flamethrowers and survive?
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if you put them so close to a corner that they can do that and you left your sentry gun alone, then yes.
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sneed and feeders in the house tonight
everybody's gonna have a good time
breakfast where the fuck are you dude
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>show engi main the interview pdf
>"you cant believe everything you see"

why are off class mains like this
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>>259165859
interview PDF? you mean the one VNN is talking about? tyler is a lying nigger, and you are retarded for believing his bullshit
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hes not the one who made the interview dumb dumb
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156 is a retarded off class main confirmed
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>show demo main the interview pdf
>"im not reading all that dude i have some fragging to do"
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the only "tf2 interview pdf" i could find is some post from shreddit. you guys can't make it any more obvious you're from reddit, right?
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party rockers in the house tonight
everybody's gonna have a good time
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486 its posted earlier in the epic tf2g thread we are in right now you epic off class retard
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>>259166690
oh fugg, my bad then
also why the fuck do you keep naming people by their last digits instead of quoting them like a normal person would
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>>259166156
tyler mcnigger is lying about what's in the pdf, the pdf itself is a major blackpill
http://cdn.potato.tf/host/Valve/Valve.pdf
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because (yous) are sacred, and wasting them on a literal retard like you who made a fucking fool of himself like you did 789 is quite literally the most atrocious thing we could do as fraggers
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>>259166861
lole
>>259166884
*798 you illiterate retard
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>hes a 2 or 4 main
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Okay don't tell anyone but I'm pretty sure Tf2 was suppose to increase army recruitment numbers but now that they have drones the military is using the data it gathers from our gameplay to train it's drone combat AI.
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i'm a 1 main cuz im number one
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>hes a w+m2 main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4
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>it's a spy main with 50+ kills leading the team episode
Fuck spy fucking shit retard class muh skillful invisible one shot kills
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>i like slow and boring gameplay instead of fast explosive adrenaline powered frags
>>>/vg/owg
>>
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>>259169268
DE
SPA
CITO
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>>259168556
you could combat this by w+m1ing
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hell yeah
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>>259167529
>can't even play a baby crutch class without scripts
lmao
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>>259169847
he misses a reflect in that video though
>>
He does if you want to do anything more interesting than spam down chokepoints or get sniped while waiting to detonate a badly-placed trap. Demo needs more actual explosive weapons and less Demoknight meme sticks. Maybe a grenade launcher whose bombs stick to enemies then detonate when they get close to their teammates.
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>>259164786
stock pyro is the only way to play pyro change my mind
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>>259170213
The jetpack let's you do more damage than the shotgun would do.
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Heya guys I migrated from a shit general and now I'm here. I know how to play tf2 but I dont know how things work around here.
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>>259170213
phlog is a lot of fun too
dragons fury is a lot of fun even if it fucking sucks now
detonator+axtinguisher is fun even if it fucking sucks
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>>259170269
Welcome.
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>>259170267
yeah but then you have to really on mid range instead of the options that the shotgun gives you
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>>259168317
>>259169119
>>259169474
[worried]
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>>259170267
jetpack is pretty good on gorge last, i definitely wouldn't say to only play any one way. i cannot find a fucking use for the gas passer though
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>>259170360
those are all good minus the phlog, but stock seems the most effective for getting stuff done
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>>259170213
Backburner and the scorch shot.
That's all I gotta say
If you know you know
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>purchase keys off of geel.tf
>the keys never actually find their way into my inventory, get charged anyway and the order says pending human review for the rest of my life

Where the fuck was that human review when I bought 157 keys back in june 28th and I received all of them within minutes from a bot?
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mic check mic check
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>>259170574
phlog plays surprisingly different. having no airblast means you play more aggressively, dodge more and the idea of reflecting or even playing supportively NEVER crosses your mind. free yourself and be the aggressive monster pyro was supposed to be
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>free yourself and be 2007 pyro but with a epic overwatch ultimate

???
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>>259170380
Thanks, also does tf2g have servers?
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yeah bro we have multiple tf2g servers they're always full of people
*bursts down crying*
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>>259172601
u ok anon? you got something to tell me?
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whats the best spy loadout
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l'etranger wanga prick CnD stock
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letranger with dead nigger
use only revolver and cloak
shoot them to get your cloak and be an annoying unkillable nuisance
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kunai diamondback dead ringer
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What the fuck are airblast scripts even supposed to do?
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they do an airblast
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>join server with my Towering Pillar based loadout
>a random engie says "hey, we are of one kind"
>he also has the Towering Pillar
>go medic and exclusively pocket him
>he equips the widowmaker and we unironically 2v2 the enemy heavy+medic combo, followed by leading the main pushes and winning
Feels good to have such a respectable hat, laughing at all the hatlet plebs
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Cosmetics were a mistake
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the /v/ party van server is alright
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I wish people sold mann co. keys on g2a. If fucking literally who indie games with 10 players worldwide are apparently profitable, why not virtual currency for a game with >40k players?
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no they werent retard
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Learning how to say "дa зaткниcь, блядь" on mic was among the more useful decisions in my life
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live for nothing or frag for something
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tonight I'm gonna equip pyro's clown hats and dunk or die trying
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>or
*and
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yes, and
my mistake, as my death is certain
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clown world time
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based
honk on them, anon
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just got a reflect double kill
the clownening begins
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>tfw liked clowns before they were a cool edgy symbol
make way pleboids, og honker coming through
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>Standing outside of Blu's spawn on the first stage of Dustbowl as an invisible C&D Spy
>Cloaked enemy spies run into me and can't get past because I'm blocking the way
>Engineers with their toolbox out can't get past and are very very slow to switch to their shotgun

Now this is how you have fun
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>>259155159
this feels like a really ironic joke, because I don't want to believe anyone would be retarded enough to create this poster.
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t. bluepilled
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got another reflect kill and accidentally default taunted but the soldier main still got upset so its all good
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Wanna go for a ride anon?
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*4chan noise*
I'm in
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>>259185916
>>259177225
what the actual fuck is going on
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Alright so, stock is for just setting as many people on fire as possible and degreaser is for a quickly bursting down one guy? Also is the detonator mainly for getting it places you normally can't, because that weapon isn't very good for combat (rather take my chances using the flare gun and getting a 90 crit).
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the degreaser is for once you've got your time machine
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4
BEEEEEEF
Coheed
iDiots
E
FUCKING ANIMAL!
Gunboats
Habiiiiib
Idiots!

keep it going
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What do you mean
Should I just use stock then? I use Postal Pummeler and Flare Gun if that matters
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Healthy young child plays videogames, gets pumped with massive shot of estrogen, doesn't feel good and changes - TRANNY. Many such cases!
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why does demo slouch so much? hes going to look like igor
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*EDIT* Hey guys, I ended up needing time to heal from some wrist strain, so there won't be an update this week
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didnt ask
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get well soon
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*get good soon
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>>259172480
I don't know. There was some, but those are dead now I think.
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>>259094834
>he didn't filter the punctuation-free, all lowercase poster replying to someone else without linking their post r*dditor
Your browsing experience is inferior to my own
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Q) why can't tf2g talk to women
A) because they're in-cel-cure
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could you delete your post please
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reply to this post to talk to a woman
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wacky good
serious bad
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Like id fall for that 120
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I'll admit, demon, you almost got me to break my vows against giving (you)s, but you can't put a price on betraying my /tf2g/ bros
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my doctor says if you reply to this post in 3 more weeks of hormone replacement you'll be talking to a woman
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>>259193120
hey bb want some sandvich?
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>>259193291
yeah sandviches are good what kind
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>>259193267
jokes on you replying without linking the post is still replying so you just talked to a woman whether you like it or not, homo
>>259193270
it's just once it's not a big deal everyone does it
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when will star_ the happy go lucky youtuber from boston make another late night live commentary where he market gardens people on hightower
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Never. He's too busy shitting himself and ignoring his wife to play overwatch.
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i have no evidence but just between us 473 i hear STAR_ likes shitposting on tf2g in the wee hours of the morn'
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>>259193120
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>>259191664
ahhh, like clockwork, 10 brand new filtered posts in this thread
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>>259193565
congrats anon you're one step closer to no longer being an incel
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I kissed a girl two years ago and went out with another one that thinks i'm gay yesterday see you later virgins
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bye anon have a nice life
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>blocking people and then write about it even though no one really cares
isn't that what disc*rd tr*nnies does?
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yeah
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yes and 90% of indie game developers
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think of those poor indie devs
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the manko store lol
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STOP FUCKING SAYING MANKO
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Kek
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>pyro reflects a rocket
>time slows down
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cant stop wont stop
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that kid who tried to rocket jump to school
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addicted to the shindig
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Mann ko. Store lol
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playing against braindead players is harder than playing against good players because the former is fucking impossible to predict
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>dies like a retard
>squints eyes
>what the fuck... what are these players...
>this is "the best tf2 player"
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>combo scout bad combo pyro good
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do people believe that unironically
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Either remove phlog crits or remove pyro.
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you can just remove the pyro yourself with stickybombs
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dead game
dead general
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Will this image fit on my Objector
I want everyone to know what a cute wife I'm married to
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Good choice, she is really cute anon
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>she
I don't see any tits
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Everyone in here has their waifu on their objector, don't you?
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No because I prefer to not associate myself with anime trash
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then what are you doing here
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Why can afterburn do minicrit damage but not crit damage?
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why can demo have a second primary weapon but not a glock?
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>what are you doing in a non-anime general
gee idk anon
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>tf2g
>non-anime general
lmao you are correct, fuck off weeaboo faggots
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Your waifu doesn't have to be from weebtrash, idiot.
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>he thinks anywhere is non-anime
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cmonbruh
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>he thinks posting anime images makes his point valid at all
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>he thinks
wow there, no need to flex on us no brainers
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bro chill wtf
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I've honestly never watched an anime nor do I intend to.
I watched only like half of an attack on titan episode once at a mate's and sure the art is cute and all but I didn't really like it and I can't get over how silly the japanese sound.
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*does a slick dab after capturing your point*
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*does a dick slab after capturing your point*
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but everyone loves anime...............
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>still fighting over point A
>Some scout makes a beeline and sneaks past by our entire team and just stands over B, waiting for it to become available every time he gets killed
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and that scout's name is albert einstein
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>get put in ctf server
>scouts immediately make a bum rush for the intel
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>>259203154
no
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why do people even use their mics in pubs
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to assert dominance
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guys, manko is under attack lol
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if i remove a killstreak on an item will i get the kit back?
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no
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you already posted that
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no
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>randomly spray around by a point while heading to the frontline
>find a cnd spy that was waiting to try and back cap as if nobody has any game sense at all
>instantly accuses me of hacking
i've looped back to finding it chuckleworthy at this point and go out of my way to shoot stupid areas for spies that think they're fucking playing metal gear or some shit
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can i change mouse sensitivity per weapon slot for each class?
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yeah but its a terrible idea
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>>259203704
love me some sam hyde
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>>259207684
sounds like a good idea for spy for revolver/knife no?
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Tyler gib update
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no?
unless your revolver sens is incredibly low it should be enough to do any turns needed for backstabs
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>that scout who runs away after doing 17 total damage after five shots at long range with his ticklegun
>he never stops doing it and its never worth chasing him down because he'll just lead people away from the objective, even though his presence mathematically equates to weaker afterburn you cant extinguish
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>>259208365
backstabs are fine but i cant aim for shit with revolver
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literally just click when center of mass of character model is aligned with cursor and stop fucking holding down m1 until you empty your clip
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how come
if you are just bad at aiming you should practice not change your sensitivity for this specific situation
unless you cant hit anything as any class
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>>259208160
Just go as low as you can whilst still being able to turn around, and practice with that untill you git gud
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What are some of your favorite maps?
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>>259208989
Snowplow
That one alien map where you have to collect beer
The End of the Line one
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>>259208989
upward
badwater
process
swiftwater
snakewater
landfall
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>>259208989
tr_shoppa_r10
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>get new phone
>it asks me yo UPDATE APPS
>dont give it permission
>it does it anyways
so whats your favourite weapon guys? mine's the quickiebomb launcher
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I play on low sensitivity but I tried a jump map recently and switching to 1.5 times DPI (from 800 to 1200) made it a lot easier. Would it be dumb to try getting used to the higher DPI as soldier? Or should I just put in extra effort learning to jump on low sens?
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the backscratcher
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unless you use the shotgun theres no reason not to have retard high sens as soldier
its not like you have to track anything
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heh. meatshot 8)
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is this using google play store? lmao get rid of the google botnet on your phone, install microG and use like yalp store or something (and then only for stuff that's not on F-Droid)

also I like the direct hit
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>>259208475
I did something similar like this but with a Pyro
2 minutes left in the game and the enemy team almost capped the last point
I said fuck it, and sneaked past behind the enemy lines, started shooting my flare gun from a distance to deal annoying periodic damage, and set them on fire with my thrower while retreating like a bitch
Half the team didn't like this so they decided to ignore the objective and chase after me instead of securing the objective
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>not using the shotgun on every class its available on
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If Google spies on me, what do I use for emails, drives, and photo cloud
Btw I like the tomislav
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stupid nigger
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for me, it's the iron bomber
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why does demoman get 2 primaries
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yeah i dont like having to use google's overly intrusive systems but i literally dont know any better
thanks anon
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I used to play on 8x dpi with my old mouse and switched to 1.5x on the new high dpi mouse i got.
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>email
There are a few options, I use airmail.cc (register on cock.li)
>drive
Syncthing, self-hosted
>photos
As above

Feel free to ask more or go to >>>/g/fugg/
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Every character should get 2 primaries
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The purpose of this thread is to provide alternatives for the google products/services.

Main goal: liberate yourself from the digital version of 'Brave New World/1984'

>Recommended search engines:
Qwant, Startpage, Searx, Yandex, DuckDuckGo

>Email:
Cock.li
Tutanota
Protonmail
mailinabox.email (easy to setup self-hosted email)

>Cloud Storage/Notes, Contacts, Calendar:
Self-hosting your own NextCloud is your best bet for this but if you lack the knowledge or resources there's nextcloud.com/providers/ and disroot.org for a limited free option, you could use NextClouds p2p encryption feature or cryptomator to keep your files safe on a 3rd party server but that won't cover the motes, contacts or calendar sync

>Video Hosting:
youtube-dl + RSS for subscriptions for a YouTube experience that gets rid of at least some of googles tracking, invidio.us for a more ez-mode approach, dtube is also an option if you want to avoid YouTube altogether

>Smartphone:
Flash an AOSP rom like lineageOS without the proprietary google play services addon, Flash MicroG if you need an app that requires play services, SailfishOS is an okay option, Avoid iOS that's moving from one proprietary walled garden to another

>Android apps:
F-Droid
Yalp/Aurora store (play store mirrors)
Adaway
AFWall+
Nesteps
Clover/Kuroba :^)
Newpipe (YouTube alternative)


>Recommended browsers:
GNU/Icecat, Palemoon, Ungoogled-Chromium, Brave
If you're going to use (or use already) Firefox or a fork follow the instructions over on www.privacytools.io/browsers/ for some extra browser hardening steps

And thanks to the anon who posted this template on a degoogle thread a while back
>>
based
thanks anon
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Fuck Tyler and fuck VR
Why cant we just use the Valve controllerson a normal monitor like the Hydra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca5E67vW4nw
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>already use all of that
based me
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Didn't DuckDuckGo violate its privacypolicy before
Or was that a different search engine
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why are there so many jojotrannies in this game
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i have no fuckin idea. huge overlap between tf2, smash bros, and jojo
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ironic weebs infest every game
>>
you're right about (((duckduckgo)))
use it with caution
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>cock.li
Hehe, you said cock
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>weegee spray
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source engine games give people brain damage
majority of valve games are infested with autists, bronies, weebs and trannies
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Uhhhhh you do know Steam is spyware too right... no difference using Google if you're going to use Steam
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>he uses text chat or voice chat
your cool gamer license. hand it over
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Me *Dead*: Spy Scout
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cock.li
more like cuck.li
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Steam is limited spyware
The big difference is in the business model: steam makes its money selling games, google makes its money pretty much only through gathering and selling your data (with like 5% of revenue being through the phone market and 5% through its cloud services or something like that)
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why do spies disguise as scouts
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>Steam is limited spyware
>The big difference is in the business model: steam makes its money selling games, google makes its money pretty much only through gathering and selling your data (with like 5% of revenue being through the phone market and 5% through its cloud services or something like that)
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they think it gives them a speed boost
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>not using auto refresher to spam google search with n*gger
never gonna make it son
btw why is it so rare to see demoman players using the quickiebomb launcher? I personally really like it
>>
crutch
>>
Oh shut the fuck up, Steam is spyware and I don't drink s.o.y. milk
I also main heavy which makes me an alpha
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theres a hidden stat to the quickiebomb launcher where you get 10 cringe points for every kill you get with it. get 1000000 and your head just fucking explodes
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you like it because you're bad and rely on stickies instead of the normal grenade launcher
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>>259213101
if you disguise as scout, medic, or enemy spy, you still run at "Spy Speed." Anything else is slower.

I've suggested that Spy get command that enables him to always run at Spy speed. Like, you disguise as an Enemy Heavy and then you can hold SHIFT to run at Spy Speed regardless of which slower disguise you're using.
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>I will greentext anon's post and attach a reddit meme about soγ, that'll show him
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>holding shift while disguised as a slower class makes you run at Spy's speed
Eoah cool, I didn't know that
Thanks for the tip, I mean I don't play Spy but I'll keep that in mind when I see a Heavy running strangely fast
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>>259213378
if you disguise as scout instead of medic or spy, though, a beacon lights up over your head telling the entire enemy team to kick your teeth in
it happens every time
and the excuse they give is "disguises don't work anyways x)))" so instead of bothering to try to blend in from afar they just put on the one disguise that tells everybody that you're an idiot
>>
whats shift bound to
>>
that spy is not one of us
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>>259211604
Wouldn't it be really awkward when people ask you about your email domain
>oh, you don't use gmail? What is this
>oh it's from cock.li, it's mail with cocks!
>uh, what?
>what?
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>>259214002
That's why you use a domain like airmail.cc or firemail.cc

Although I just checked and those redirect to the OvO homepage, which is kind of a bummer, used to be they had landing pages that just said something like "airmail.cc is a small privately hosted email provider, with membership by invite" in plain HTML with literally no other links or information. Oh well, ovo.sc isn't a terrible landing page either, especially for people who won't immediately draw the association with OwO
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who has a bigger dick, Demoman or Heavy?
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>>259213443
>cannot even axtinguish my bequestion anymore since they removed the description
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>change steam name to autistic bruno.stika2012 shit name
>go default spy and charge at friend without disguise with sapper out
>swinging knife at his feet while he's on cart
>he turns slightly the other way and i 150 degree backstab him
is this what being a spy main is like
>>
That's actually a difficult question. On one hand, heavy is the largest merc, and not just because he's fat - he's also the tallest of the classes (I think, maybe Spy is taller because he's a gangly motherfucker).
Now demoman is black, which would normally indicate a higher average dick size compared to whites, and he isn't particularly small either; however, demoman lacks a lot of negroid features: recolour his skin texture to white and he looks almost normal. Actual Africans have many differences beyond just the skin colour, as can be seen on pictures of albino niggers - those look NOTHING like normal caucasian people. So it's not clear just how much negroid phenotype the demoman has, and therefore it's not possible to say whether his dick would be nigger-sized or not.

tl;dr there's not even a hint in canon, it's a complete mystery
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i fucked up bros... made too many dumplings..
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mmmmm dumplings
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dump me
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retard dumpling boy.
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>hes a dumplet
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>recolour his skin texture to white and he looks almost normal
Fuck no, he looks cursed as fuck.
Look at that nose, this mouth size, he's 100% black while still being 100% scottish.
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>>259215884
can i have some
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no i ended up eating them all and now i feel sick
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f4tty
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i can be your dumpling
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we did it mate
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heavys hip size is quite small so I doubt he has a big dick
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>>259217757
hip size has nothing to do with it
having wide hips is a sign of femininity
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I don't think you know what cursed means
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lads thinking about getting a job to pay for cool hats and gold guns
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Sure his nose is flat but it isn't all that wide, for example
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>cheater is aimbotting and votebotting
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anyone who plays on cas*al deserves getting curb stomped by cheaters
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>>259107873
you cant just fucking post this without sauce
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i ran out of alcohol lads
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How do I find fun community servers? They're all fucking trade/item servers.
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is drinking fun
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very
>>
$259220123
seething incel
>>
@#No.259220123
based chadbro
>>
All those alternatives...... fuck ill just let google spy on me, i cant be bothered
maybe my search history on how to be better at rocket jumping and hentai collection will make them hate 3dpd and realise the true beauty of anime women
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>>259220943
get a time machine

only active community servers nowadays are 24/7 skial trash
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>>259122602
>>259220241
the sfm thingy was made by a friend who based it off my doodle lol
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>med kritzes me
>mfw all grenades are spent
>mfw all stickies are spent
>pull out bottle
https://youtu.be/T8LNMgrYGIs?t=14
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you expect me to trust you you fat sack of commie shit
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>blu scout is just sitting on a pile of rocks and staring at me like a retard
>pipe him
>You are DOMINATING red_spy
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Nothing I love more than seeing a wh*toids head explode as Sniper
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>server full
>vote ro kick someone named lesbiantransgirl
>NO ONE votes yes
I fucking NEED to assemble a group for this cause, but no one else gives a shit
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was she cute
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>>259225462
Post more lewds
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>>259230719
soon my child
>>
Z+8
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Looking forward to it, mate.
Cute artstyle.
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Tranny Hunters?
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>>259217757
tfw will never spend evenings on tumblr looking at latest tf2 porn...
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heavy should have a guard dog secondary that he can throw and starts borking when a spy is near
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my moms making chili if you guys wanna come over and play some tf2
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I'm eating broccoli and about to dab on some spy corpses after finally finishing Half Life 2 and its episodes, so no thanks senpai
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Half life 2 is a great game.
Shame valve valved
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>>259217757
;_;
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>"Random Crits are Fair and Balanced" bind
is there anything more pathetic? random crits have been around since the game launched get over it already
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Random crits are based on recent damage done, therefore random crits take skill
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but you still have a chance of getting one, even with little damage
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>>259237576
And no random crits takes even more skill
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does it take skill to win the lottery
>>
winning the lottery is not based on your accomplishments, so no.
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>buy 500 lottery tickets
>have 500 times the normal person's chance to win the lottery
>not skill
???
>>
>he thinks buying lottery tickets takes skill
>>
>he thinks dealing damage takes skill
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does anything take skill
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making enemy trannies ragequit
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its only 4:30 and im so tired. i just cant frag
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just play some MvM and relax
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The only problem with random crits is the fact that splash damage exists and has a retarded damage formula where it does half of maximum damage at its outmost radius.
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Having sex takes skill, that's why I've never done it.
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fuck it im going to bed
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wait for me honey
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can u make a bread
>>
don't forget the paste
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cant, im fighting a boss
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i dont want to be bread
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>>259240950
>>259240950
>>259240950
>>259240950
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i want to be bread



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