[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/vg/ - Video Game Generals


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.



File: 1560201243471.png (3.9 MB, 1920x1080)
3.9 MB
3.9 MB PNG
New/Returning Players :
>Welcome to Heroes of the Storm!
https://heroesofthestorm.com/en-us/game/
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE

News :
>MechaStorm II - Summer 2019
>June 17th - Aug 5th
>New skins, mounts, quests, and more
https://youtu.be/dJkABoGZB-g

>Anduin, King of Stormwind; Now LIVE
https://heroesofthestorm.com/en-us/heroes/anduin/
https://youtu.be/OgEPC3Vb2eM

Resources :
https://pastebin.com/hSFwYbDD
https://heroespatchnotes.com/

Community :
>NA - http://blizzard.com/invite/paGDfZaX
>EU - http://blizzard.com/invite/K0YLXSnvk
>In-game - Type "/join /vg/" in the chat

Previous: >>255844843
>>
File: large.jpg (41 KB, 500x335)
41 KB
41 KB JPG
>New/Returning Players:
>>
nice reddit OP you fucking nigger
>>
File: axo.jpg (191 KB, 1600x1002)
191 KB
191 KB JPG
>>256253642
how long did you wait to post this?
>>
>>256253865
about two minutes
>>
File: stayvun.png (429 KB, 938x660)
429 KB
429 KB PNG
>>256253956
I Don't believe you
>>
File: 67657876857687.png (1.69 MB, 712x1190)
1.69 MB
1.69 MB PNG
I love Rosa!
>>
File: 1557006447022.jpg (226 KB, 1280x1810)
226 KB
226 KB JPG
>Year of the Pig
>>
so how do respawn timers work? lvl, time or deaths? because 12mins in with each enemy with 2+ deaths at lvl 15 had 20 seconds spawns
>>
>>256255776
based on team level
lower team level means faster respawn so the dominating team still has to deal with faster respawns aka comeback mechanic
>>
>>256255904
>kill hole team basically twice
>run back and steal boss
so fucking stupid
>>
File: 1560243589940-vg.jpg (1.68 MB, 1482x1746)
1.68 MB
1.68 MB JPG
Rolling for braps
>>
File: valorous masterrace.jpg (757 KB, 2000x2311)
757 KB
757 KB JPG
>>256256556
i'll be taking your disgusting mortal milk, cow
>>
>>256256556
1 get
>>
>>256253407
>Yrel shows up in her mech
God damn that was one ugly alien. Glad we won't see that ugly little thing when we use that sweet mech skin.
>>
File: 547657657567657.png (31 KB, 152x152)
31 KB
31 KB PNG
>smart and educated doctor
>military officer, good at her job
>brave, risks her life to protect her friends and family, even travels to another solar system to do it
>when one of the tryhards like Azmodan or Kel'Thuzad says one of their edgy lines at the start, she's sarcastic or nonchalant towards them
>bowling ball ability is one the fun abilities in the game, and has high expression of skill
>wears real armor for a combatant, rather than the silly outfits many other characters wear
>but still has a sexy bodysuit skin too
>has a cute redhead skin
>seems like a great person and has a nice personality
Best waifu
>>
>>256256852
Whats does night elf milk taste like?
>>
>>256258109
stale
>>
>>256253407
I thought The thread died for lack of posting, but we got there again.
>>
>>256256556
the artist coulndt push himself to finish chromie=?
>>
>>256260941
Not the same artist
>>
why even bother playing while sky temple is in the game
>>
File: sad face.jpg (22 KB, 509x557)
22 KB
22 KB JPG
>>256261970
you say this like its worse then any of the overwatch maps
>>
>>256262030
this isn't 2016, volskya is mostly good and hanamura is tolerable. sky temple needs to be fucking removed I'd rather play on mercheart's bay
>>
>>256263943
why though? id literally rather play it then any of dumb 2 lane maps
>>
>>256264110
>big
>ugly
>gimmick is shit
>boring
brainless garbage literally worse than haunted mines or bhb. all you do is carry a structure advantage all game and you win without doing fucking anything. did I mention the map is also hideous?
>>
>>256265458
couldn't that be said about literally any objective map? yeah sure you can ignore camps but only if the enemy does. the only bit of map which even makes me think its bad is bot and all the shitty maze bits
>>
File: 1474849766537.png (254 KB, 1796x792)
254 KB
254 KB PNG
>>
lewd posting will return
>>
File: 1546004578714.png (1.02 MB, 1828x800)
1.02 MB
1.02 MB PNG
>>
>>256269189
zoon
>>
after magatha
>>
some one wanna buy me Abathur so i dont need to wait months to get him?
>>
sure post your account#id
>>
>>256270338
Taniver#2345 love you long time anon
>>
>>256270338
i think ive been duped
>>
>>256256556
9 please
>>
>>256270597
nigger only old school accounts get 4 digit ids
>>
File: Id.png (2 KB, 162x58)
2 KB
2 KB PNG
>>256272067
its really my id nigga
send me my shit
>>
File: Knock Again.jpg (101 KB, 535x930)
101 KB
101 KB JPG
Where my gems nigger!
>>
File: 1513037555430.jpg (128 KB, 837x797)
128 KB
128 KB JPG
>>
>>256256556
0 get
>>
File: 1556000135099-vg.png (50 KB, 256x256)
50 KB
50 KB PNG
>>
>>256277130
>tfw you clone just as the enemy was about to kill you
>they have 5 iq so confused they just go away and don't bother to check even after your clone died
>you just burrow away
>>
File: Mysterious.png (256 KB, 219x296)
256 KB
256 KB PNG
When's Archimonde?
>>
File: 1548559108815.jpg (72 KB, 540x387)
72 KB
72 KB JPG
>>256277548
Summer event ends early August.
Next hero after that
>>
File: 1560243589940.jpg (1.72 MB, 1482x1746)
1.72 MB
1.72 MB JPG
>>256256556
>someone posted my shit before I could post a slightly updated version
such is life of a shitposter
>>
File: 871293123.png (744 KB, 828x895)
744 KB
744 KB PNG
>>256265889
are these new? I need to know because important classified reasons
>>256267120
It will
>>
>>256277548
right after Magatha
>>
>>256256556
Scarlet get nao!
>>
File: sdgsg234532.jpg (35 KB, 269x270)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>256279706
face it, nobody gives a shit about your burger ingredient
>>
>>256280424
Goat is fine too.
>>
>>256256556
man things must be bad if we are doing rolls
I want 4 but know I'm getting 0 or dubs
>>
>>256272986
Dafuq! Where have you found this old antitank rifle?
>>
>>256272251
I did not know this was possible. Sending shit between account like that
>>
File: 1556098233190.png (22 KB, 580x454)
22 KB
22 KB PNG
>>256277290
It's like 20 seconds to wait until you return, thats alot
>>
File: 1555665511465.jpg (74 KB, 389x582)
74 KB
74 KB JPG
>>256281794
Bruh got 4 anyway, gz
>>
>>256270338
#2113
>>
>>256279521
Who is the 0 pig?
>>
>>256283518
Almost as gay as a true orc.
>>
File: 1545014214945.jpg (54 KB, 501x382)
54 KB
54 KB JPG
>>256283518
>>
File: 1534760770921.jpg (143 KB, 246x423)
143 KB
143 KB JPG
>>256282903
>>
anon pls do more
>>
>>
>>256278030
how about now instead of then?
>>
File: 1503266135505.jpg (192 KB, 1124x1130)
192 KB
192 KB JPG
>feel forced 50 kicking in
>instalock ana every game and outheal enemy healer by 2.3x whatever their output is by sitting at maximum range
comfy granny absolves you of all responsibility
>>
>>256256556
Pls mummy
>>
File: 1541265373584-vg.jpg (199 KB, 1920x1080)
199 KB
199 KB JPG
>>256290140
>>
File: Virus.png (339 KB, 329x1079)
339 KB
339 KB PNG
>>
File: thicker.gif (1.93 MB, 350x350)
1.93 MB
1.93 MB GIF
>>256289558
Why do girls pretend to like ____?
>>
>>256290763
>why do girls...
attention
>>
File: Spoiler Image (12 KB, 210x240)
12 KB
12 KB PNG
>>256291705
>>
File: Spoiler Image (2.15 MB, 2340x4160)
2.15 MB
2.15 MB JPG
>>256291705
>>
Magatha
>>
Li Li will be the queen of Pandaria, remember my words.
>>
File: IMG_20190613_090238.jpg (474 KB, 2505x1907)
474 KB
474 KB JPG
It's a shame they don't have unique animations but still cool skins

Also Malthael a cute
>>
>>256294148
Not gonna haben unless Samwise dies irl
>>
>>256294681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eAIzPq7tpw
>>
File: 1560047483311.png (274 KB, 680x289)
274 KB
274 KB PNG
We need a hots version
>>
>>256298514
Garrosh Chen mephisto Gazlowe?
>>
>>256256556
>>
>>256298514
Who are "the boys" of HotS?
>>
>>256298514
I found this.
>Juan stop lurking in my HotS thread!
>>
>>256291565
>why...
ATTENTION
>>
>Cris literally seething that 4 heroes grouping up in one lane and pushing their shit in
>>
>11 kills (next highest 4 - only 22-10)
>70k damage (next highest 50k)
>second most siege behind only zagara
>literally only person out on team not mentioned

I know the stupid awards don't matter but it still makes me mad.
>>
>>256254982
she'd be hot, if that was her body type
>>
>>256301390
ya forgot to mention your x amounts of deaths who were too damn high
>>
>>256301520
I died twice, zagara died once

Everyone else died way more than me and they all got mentioned
>>
File: Untitled.jpg (441 KB, 1920x1080)
441 KB
441 KB JPG
anon not all girls are boost-
>>
>>256300425
dios mio....
>>
>>256300425
Crop out the monkey-speak and it's gold
>>
File: lunara.png (122 KB, 500x500)
122 KB
122 KB PNG
I realize I no longer have fun merely winning, but also humiliating my opponent like /dancing on their corpse or running in circles around their dying Core. How do I snap myself out of this mentality?
>>
File: 321321.jpg (69 KB, 600x400)
69 KB
69 KB JPG
>page 10
>>
>>256305405
Probably by getting your shit kicked in by someone better than you, who will b-step every single frag
>>
File: 1426798895939.gif (2.89 MB, 500x297)
2.89 MB
2.89 MB GIF
>>256305405
just b step. People go apeshit about it and feed like morons
>>
>>256305530
>"How do I stop being toxic"
>"Just be more toxic bro, just b-step their asses bro"
>>
File: 382.png (241 KB, 800x1024)
241 KB
241 KB PNG
>>256306191
You got it brother. Its literally the thing to do
>>
>tfw no more lelaqq streams anymore
>>
File: 1460249054025.gif (2.1 MB, 262x213)
2.1 MB
2.1 MB GIF
>>256306393
Are there any streamers left that are worth watching? I dont think Im following anyone anymore that still plays except horsepants every few weeks
>>
>>256306675
can't think of any that stream regularly
>>
File: 1549780804922-v.jpg (122 KB, 777x750)
122 KB
122 KB JPG
>>256306393
>>
>>256301582
Time spent dead is the metric, not deaths. One latevame death (60sec) counts against you more than 5 deaths before 5 mins (45 sec).
>>
File: Image00048_.jpg (268 KB, 1177x384)
268 KB
268 KB JPG
do I play hots and stress myself out or go back to looking at porn
>>
>>256310178
Play an easy character like Azmodan if you don't want to be stressed
>>
File: 1533411865.jpg (51 KB, 850x478)
51 KB
51 KB JPG
also
>last post 18 minutes ago
>already page 10
when are the fucking gachashit threads being purged
>>
>>256310323
Honestly, this world would be 11.5 times better without gachashit/lootboxes games.
>>
>>256310275
everything is stressful when I have to try and play for 5 people every match.
>>
File: vhumt06q2zw11.png (251 KB, 535x400)
251 KB
251 KB PNG
>>256310454
Stress yourself out and then go to porn
>>
>>256310692
are you trying to kill one of the last remaining HOTS players?
>>
File: 1548223067991.gif (3.01 MB, 294x238)
3.01 MB
3.01 MB GIF
>>256310178
>being stressed by hots
>>
>>256311370
it's a clown game but I do get some adrenaline from a good match. or just rage from my teammates being worse than AI
>>
>>256311370
Somehow feels like pic related, but you have a mayor chance of losing, so is very stressful
>>
File: 1415830781028.gif (945 KB, 245x179)
945 KB
945 KB GIF
>>256311714
>>256311570
>caring about losing
never gonna make it, sorry lads!
>>
I only play to maintain my good KDA (6.0 currently)
winning, losing, trolls, afkers, my mmr, I don't give a shit
>>
Mewnfare
>>
can I expect a braxis work in 2072 or will they nerf zagara and rexxar before then
>>
>>256313892
wut
>>
/lolg/ is making fun of us again
>>
File: 73515109_p0.jpg (415 KB, 1912x1816)
415 KB
415 KB JPG
see if i care
>>
File: REEEEEEEE.jpg (48 KB, 591x734)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>>256314387
>making fun of the people you literally have to steal from to have a functioning dev team
>>
File: 1534430300445.png (14 KB, 399x391)
14 KB
14 KB PNG
Someone I never played with just messaged me, told me that vikings believed that Hel was unendingly cold and asked me if I was a coward.
I told him I was from Wisconsin, so Hel sounds pretty relaxing.
And then he got butthurt.

What even is this game anymore?
>>
>>256314496
>One of the best characters Blizzard has made
>Is left to rot in a dying carcass of a game
She deserved better than this.
>>
>>256315242
in other news your mom texted me last night
wanna know what she said?
>>
>>256285907
Sure.
Any interesting topic in mind, or do you just want 'mommy milkers plz' like a basic NPC?
>>
And d.va garrosh still best combo
>>
>>256315535
Sure.
>>
>>256315378
She wasn't healthy for the game, she was healthy for the dev team. They've given themselves a chance to derail from "stiff" limitations of existing characters in blizzard universes, and they've nailed it in a positive way. Ofc "orphea killed hots" meme is a thing because month(s) after her release they cut the hots esports (for unnanounced projects/mobile shit).
>>
>>256314264
pick rexxar or zagara and you autowin braxis holdout. map is still shit even after their last rework. sololane is dead fuck blizzard.
>>
>>256315991
let's just say she likes her bread buttered on both sides you feel me?
>>
dead fucking game
>>
>>256316040
Not sure why she wasn't healthy for the game exactly. Also, that meme is retarded.
>>
>>256315754
sure
>>
>>256316146
Eh, she has gained weight, so she jumped on the Keto bandwagon.
Not surprising she's both adding MORE calories to the carbs she should be avoiding.
Dangit mom.
>>
File: 1494161683766.jpg (49 KB, 500x375)
49 KB
49 KB JPG
>when opponents jaina feeds 7, deals as much dmg as her healer and you check the rating after game
>its gm #7
lmao this game sometimes
>>
>>256316260
honk honk
>>
some players don't take ranked seriously but I do
I'm going to become a pro player and win blizzcon
>>
>>256316629
>win blizzcon
>prize money doesn't even cover the plane ticket home
>>
>>256316629
likes the game so much they built a time machine, nice
>>
RIP
>>
File: 1560118416372.gif (3.24 MB, 249x187)
3.24 MB
3.24 MB GIF
There is no character they can add to revive the game
No map to restore hype
No feature to drum up commotion
No system to win back hearts
No developer to put the pieces back together

Why go on?
>>
File: Spoiler Image (60 KB, 606x600)
60 KB
60 KB JPG
>>256314387
what they said about us?
>>
>>256319680
because its fun
>>
>>256319680
>Why go on?
Because even if it's pointless, we must still do it
>>
>>256319680
>Why go on?
>giving up
Yeah no, I'll give up once they ACTUALLY pull the plug on the servers for good.
>>
File: 1549545568591.jpg (270 KB, 750x728)
270 KB
270 KB JPG
>>256319550
Did you come in here just to say RIP and then leave?
>>
>>256321031
I was in here all the time, just saw it going towards the light
>>
File: 20190605_085720.png (339 KB, 1444x1200)
339 KB
339 KB PNG
>>256320264
>>256320020
>>256319809
Family...
>>
File: 1432844098753.png (207 KB, 540x302)
207 KB
207 KB PNG
once more unto the breach!
>>
Why are gachashits still allowed on vg, and not moved to trash or a?
>>
File: 4723.jpg (54 KB, 500x500)
54 KB
54 KB JPG
>>256323410
whats a gachashit?
>>
>>256323410
>>256323742
Mobile/RNG/Loot chest games usually of the eastern variety
>>
File: 1434647503167.gif (967 KB, 250x200)
967 KB
967 KB GIF
>>256324330
sounds awful!
>>
>>256323410
>>256323742
we should start a movemement to remove them, is just cancer to this board
>>
File: 1509490107822.jpg (70 KB, 600x508)
70 KB
70 KB JPG
NEXT HERO IS you, for still playing!
>>
>>256326892
here, take 50 doritos loyal player!!
>>
File: 1532624582423.jpg (98 KB, 596x380)
98 KB
98 KB JPG
DO YOUR MISTRESS
>>
File: 1505638119834.gif (1.29 MB, 195x229)
1.29 MB
1.29 MB GIF
>>256327168
excuse me? Im not gonna do some skinny slut who had about 99 % of the scarlet crusaders inside her
>>
File: 1553832516619.jpg (54 KB, 500x342)
54 KB
54 KB JPG
Tank meta actually is pretty good right now
>>
>>256329458
theres a tank meta?
>>
>"we need tank!"
>last pick morales
>team flames me
welp
>>
File: 1538102906759.jpg (68 KB, 526x400)
68 KB
68 KB JPG
>"we need tank!"
>last pick sgt. hammer
>team flames me
>>
256329458
>meta
kill yourself you r*dditfugee
>>
>literal tank hero
>isn't a tank
No wonder why you're game is RIP in pieces.
>>
>>256331518
>>256332008
>we need tank
>then pick one next time instead of instalocking your favourite assassin
>team flames me
>>
fuck gachashit threads
>>
>>256332008
I honestly think QM has this same logic. Enemy side get a tank we get SGT hammer.

>>256336904
This game has lootboxes that is gatcha shit so we really are no better.
>>
>>256332008
hehe
>>
>>256337238
more like they get a real tank and you get tyrael/memeblades
>>
File: IMG_20190613_200620.jpg (205 KB, 1920x2016)
205 KB
205 KB JPG
>>
File: Spoiler Image (160 KB, 1280x720)
160 KB
160 KB JPG
Just stopping by to see if you've accepted our Lord and Savior, as well as next hero.
>>
>>256346795
i dont think they will add 2 blue dragons at once
>>
File: 92bTnBR.png (590 KB, 549x576)
590 KB
590 KB PNG
I SURF
>>
i had a dream i was dabbing on people with the reworked Chen like 2 months ago.

this rework is taking way too fucking long for my liking.
>Raynor
>>
>get obj around lvl 20
>everyone groups up to push
>except one sperg on assassin
>get wiped 4v5 and lose the game
why the fuck does this keep happening
>>
>>256351740
This has happened to me twice today. Both times I pointed out in chat ahead of time that they need to group, and both times they insisted that soaking was more important than winning the game.
>>
>play 3 matches with an overcuck hero
>>
>>256351967
>Early game
>Nobody soaks and stays grouped at mid
>Late game everyone is spread out and soaks at the worst time
>>
>>256352727
genji in qm 3 times
you either stomp and feel like a god or lose quickly
>>
File: 1551325948412.png (17 KB, 306x308)
17 KB
17 KB PNG
>Win Three Matches

>leaver
>leaver
>leaver
>Actually outplayed
>suicidal tank
>suicidal DPS
>two leavers
>>
>kelthuzad walks into the middle of the enemy team and tries to combo
>dies instantly
what the FUCK are these people thinking?
>>
File: 45634575678658.png (138 KB, 346x583)
138 KB
138 KB PNG
You do spend time with your waifu, right anon?
>>
Why are ALL valla players clinical retards?
>>
Why is Valeera so much fun bros
>never deal a single siege damage
>never help for camps or obj
>never participate in anything
>only bide my time and gank squishies when they rotate
>>
File: Spoiler Image (71 KB, 857x932)
71 KB
71 KB JPG
>>
>>256326892
Aww thanks anon even though I already left RIP
>>
obese
>>
>>256358141
DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JAY PEG IS
>>
I want to bungapost but the game and this general are in such shit states I won't even get any satisfaction out of it
>>
>>256358032
Because having a button for every time of enemy is really fun.
>>
>>256360568
Every type*
>>
>>256337238
>This game has lootboxes that is gatcha shit so we really are no better.
But our gameplay isn't dependant on what 5 star SSS Legend+ Seasonal Waifu you unbox. Our lootboxes are purely cosmetic, while their lootboxes are pretty much mandatory unless you want to grind insane amounts on your mobile phone.
>>
>>256361670
You can unlock heroes from the lootboxes which can give you more power at the start then others depending on your luck. So not its not purely cosmetic.
>>
File: 1559130541151.png (216 KB, 506x456)
216 KB
216 KB PNG
>>
File: 1559130663162.png (69 KB, 475x254)
69 KB
69 KB PNG
>>
File: 1559130797093.png (145 KB, 502x425)
145 KB
145 KB PNG
>>
File: 1521479968009.png (149 KB, 1000x1000)
149 KB
149 KB PNG
>>
File: D.Va closeup.png (465 KB, 970x720)
465 KB
465 KB PNG
>>256364413
>>256364524
>>256364621
D.Va rework can't come soon enough
>>
>vsAItard joins your pvp match for his first time to ruin it
if you have a bad AI/PVP ratio you should be permabanned from playing with other people
>>
>>256362110
Sure, but it's only somewhat relevant in your early game when 3/4 of your cast is "grey". And even if you do unbox the guy, you still need to know how to play him. Lvl 5 SpeedyGonzalez#12345 unboxed Kel'Thuzad, but can't do shit with him cuz he doesn't know how he works. By the time he does, he'll be lvl 40-50 total, and MAY stomp a few matches there, then will be matched with people who have similar or better hero rooster.
>>
File: 1432344661139.jpg (74 KB, 615x859)
74 KB
74 KB JPG
>"we need support!"
>last pick probius
>team flames me
>>
File: Sad.jpg (158 KB, 478x463)
158 KB
158 KB JPG
>>256368448
>no tank
>last pick Lunara
>"we needed a tank"
>then you should've picked one
>>
>>256368741
based deer pussy player
>>
File: 1311989645229.jpg (50 KB, 273x240)
50 KB
50 KB JPG
>Infernal Shrines
>Top shrine active
>Everyone goes top except for Samuro
>Who takes a merc camp and tries to push mid while we're fighting
>Ping him and tell him to get the fuck up here
>He says to fuck off and it's better to take a fort and lose a couple towers
>He only damages the fort fucking halfway before mercs die and he has to bail
>Meanwhile enemies win shrine and push through fort, keep, and core
>8-minute loss
>>
>>256369436
who the fuck picks samuro on shrines
>>
>>256369501
It was quick meme.
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (98 KB, 1280x720)
98 KB
98 KB JPG
>>256369501
>that one time a one-trick sub dabbed on an HGC team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=619&v=TOvGKMV0m18
>>
File: enoughisenough.webm (2.93 MB, 960x540)
2.93 MB
2.93 MB WEBM
>play 80 games with the new preffered role system
>80% of players are assasinbabies
>main/secondary healers pop up fairly often
>next to no tankchads in sight, whenever i queue i'm the only one
>only had one game where there were 2 tankchads in team
And worst of all
>every single fucking """"flexible"""" main instalocks dps
>pic related
>switch my preffered role to bruiser, and secondary to ranged dps
>force """"flexible"""" faggots to actually be flexible
>drop 3 ranks in the process
>don't give a singe shit since they extended the ranked preseason by 2 months
>feel good knowing i made someone actually play the team aspect of the game for once

Like, comment, share, subscribe, hit that notofication button, join my discord server, follow me on twitter and instagram, and see you... in the nexus!
(this blogpost was sponsored to you by: Skillshare, Dollar Shave Club and NordVPN)
>>
File: 1423255147503.png (207 KB, 600x453)
207 KB
207 KB PNG
>>256369436
Samuro just attracts this kind of retard. Cant even count the number of times they give objectives up for a siege camp
>>
File: 1452346898581.gif (205 KB, 360x240)
205 KB
205 KB GIF
>>256371072
You gotta onetrick dps and bully them into picking what you want. Ive been doing it half this season, winrate just keeps going up
>>
File: Spoiler Image (57 KB, 219x296)
57 KB
57 KB JPG
>>256346795
>>
great blog
didn't read a single word of it
>>
File: knifekirby.jpg (44 KB, 680x622)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>256327712
Your filthy hide would burn at the slightest touch of her perfect white goddess skin.
>>
File: 2312312.png (294 KB, 494x343)
294 KB
294 KB PNG
>>256373289
youre waifu a slut
>>
>>256314496
Wtf is this actually cropped porn? Art looks cool.
>>
File: yumfuckfilesizes.jpg (887 KB, 2367x3187)
887 KB
887 KB JPG
>>256373831
It is cropped porn, a good looking pic, which is surprising since it's Orphea we're talking about, a character that's non-existent outside hots fanbase http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2998405#search=Orphea
>>
>>256290374
>she will never sit on my face after a day of work
>>
>>256370274
>yrel pathetically following him around most of the game
>>
>>256307964
WHY IS THERE BUTTER ON THIS POOR CAT?! WHAT?! you're a monster
>>
>>256315535
ha, glad we have at least one "I'm fucking your mom" cool kid around here
>>
File: DD Highlander dab.png (142 KB, 647x535)
142 KB
142 KB PNG
>>256357830
Why are all Valla players women?
Anon i don't know
>>
>>256376417
>no highwayman skin for valla
>>
File: Vayne-Build.png.jpg (178 KB, 1215x717)
178 KB
178 KB JPG
>>256357830
something about the archetype, science has yet to unravel the mystery
>>
>>256315378
>sassy teenage girl with dark powers

Wow yea, they really reinvented character development here. Gief oscars pls
>>
>>256377045
>spacing
go back
>>
File: 1549749467568.jpg (99 KB, 960x540)
99 KB
99 KB JPG
>>256376834
I wish
>>
I love you /hotsg/!!!
>>
File: 1278938513764.jpg (1.59 MB, 2379x1200)
1.59 MB
1.59 MB JPG
I'm going to marry Rosa
>>
File: ragisnotpleased.png (91 KB, 198x178)
91 KB
91 KB PNG
It's summer and my boy isn't getting a single skin
>>
>>256379909
Good
>>
>>256379909
Rag has a good standard, master and mini. hes fine Mephisto needs more skins, his standard sucks
>>
File: 1547911432157.jpg (246 KB, 1000x1174)
246 KB
246 KB JPG
>>
File: anduin.png (289 KB, 262x471)
289 KB
289 KB PNG
>>256381919
End this myopic crusade of yours, Whitemane. Come back to the Light!
>>
>>256381919
>>256327712
>>
File: 1.png (16 KB, 112x112)
16 KB
16 KB PNG
>teammates flame each other in brawl
>they spread kael 20 bomb and almost die from it
>>
>>256382353
reported noob
>>
File: 1545138101085.jpg (23 KB, 800x800)
23 KB
23 KB JPG
>>256382353
how do you bear playing brawl? I played QM when there were no other gamemodes, but brawl makes me lose my fucking composure
>>
brawl devolved into who has the better death ball, they should make the map bigger
>>
>>256383329
Yeah, also add more lanes and maybe add an objective, besides right licking buildings to destroy them. What do you guys think, wouldn't that be cool?
>>
File: greymane_1920x1080.jpg (1.27 MB, 1920x1080)
1.27 MB
1.27 MB JPG
2019... I am forgotten
>>
>>256384320
I played with a Greymane main in ranked yesterday. Feels really underwhelming
>>
Who the fuck though it's ok for diablo to outright delete some characters?
>>
>>256385339
Blizzard has been thinking that for a while now. Ban or deal with it, its staying
>>
>>256385383
I mean, fuck
>pick matlh for funzies vs diablo and imperius, both are juice so i should get some good last rites
>anytime i go anywhere near diablo i get charged and deleted by him alone
>>
>malth
>the virgin diablo character from blizzard
>diablo
>the chad diablo character from blizzard north
I'm cool with that.
>>
>>256385493
If you just wanna screw over Diablo, pick Leo. If they dont have too much ranged burst, you can suck him dry all game long
>>
Why is Stiches so much better than yrel?
>>
>>256386597
Because Yrel while cute is pretty boring
>>
>>256386597
Because he isn't the product of a WoW retcon.
>>
>>256378731
How?
>>
What is the most fun hero and why is it Azmodan

Yes he's a bit easy but he's comfy as fuck. Except his aa build which is just annoying, but still viable.
>>
Ah, to be bronze again
>>
>>256388721
Its Mephisto. Since yours is a demon too you get a pass, but everyone else dont even bother
>>
>>256388721
Old Azmodan > nu-Azmodan.
>>
File: 1542921129094.jpg (330 KB, 1280x720)
330 KB
330 KB JPG
>>256291705
>>256314496
>>256374087
>>256377163
>>
>>256373831
degenerate
>>
File: Spoiler Image (259 KB, 462x353)
259 KB
259 KB PNG
>>256383921
>>
>>256389354
I was originally upset about losing my lazer build because it was fucking hilarious, but he's actually kind of better now. You can do different things. It was hilarious lazering people down but yeah.
>>
>>256390129
azmodan is way better than before, holy shit i cant believe some old-amazon autists actually still deny it. you actually have build diversity, and hes not entirely a one-trick-tard anymore
>>
>>256390818
The only thing I miss about old azmo is the huge Q range. It was pretty glorious
>>
File: Healers.jpg (361 KB, 800x430)
361 KB
361 KB JPG
If my team isnt soaking top line, and im the healer, what is worst?
not being with my team to heal them
or letting all the top xp die?
on any of the 2 we are doomed, but which is the worst option.
>>
File: 1553088261593.png (598 KB, 794x430)
598 KB
598 KB PNG
>>256391708
You are a healslut so comply your function.
>>
>>256391708
generally Id say stay with your team, maybe ping to defend every once in a while
>>
File: 1544469035467.jpg (61 KB, 406x480)
61 KB
61 KB JPG
>>256391708
You go soak EXP, they can see that you are not around and then play SAFE.
Level is absolutely core to the game.
>>
>>256391708
There is no reason to fight over minion waves in lane and take damage. They don't need a healer. If your team is too retarded to understand that, let them die and hope they learn their lesson.
>>
>>256392720
Know what else is core to the game? retards. The second he goes top as supp they will engage in the worst way imaginable
>>
File: Elf.jpg (44 KB, 640x360)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>256392798
Nerf retards
>>
File: Greymane nerfs.jpg (36 KB, 480x486)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
>>256384320
>>256384532
Sad indeed. He's been my favourite hero from the moment he's got announced.
How long is it since he was viable? He's never shwoing up in balance patches...
>>
>>256392948
Well, hes not totally in the dumpster and still has his moments. But thats the fate of heroes who just started getting overshadowed by new releases
>>
>>256392948
Give him a talent to hit his AA even when blinded.
>>
File: Cartoon_Li_Li_Spray.png (51 KB, 256x256)
51 KB
51 KB PNG
>"The battle begins in 30 seconds"
>previously silent in draft teammate starts rambling about the communist manifesto
>>
File: ZsmTkDl.png (1.22 MB, 2560x1440)
1.22 MB
1.22 MB PNG
>There's actually a decent thread up

H-hi friends, is HotS fun yet
>>
File: 1560039660358.jpg (58 KB, 1021x575)
58 KB
58 KB JPG
>It's a tank refuses to peel then insults the back line's death count episode.
>>
File: whitemane.jpg (61 KB, 693x587)
61 KB
61 KB JPG
>>256386597
i want to be CC'd by stitches!
>>
File: sdflkjsadf.jpg (27 KB, 349x473)
27 KB
27 KB JPG
>>256392389
i try to but nobody ever takes full advantage of me
>>
File: mlady.jpg (47 KB, 1126x710)
47 KB
47 KB JPG
>>256395662
Yes
>>256395682
Tanks are fickle creatures, you have to awe them into putting some work in, like a show or plumage, or a megakill
>>256395768
pic related
>>
>>256395662
We never stopped being fun
Corporation axed esports and zoomers left.
>>
>>256395662
hi, gay poster.
>>
>>256395662
kys you returning tourist faggot
>>
File: 1532446485001.png (470 KB, 509x507)
470 KB
470 KB PNG
>>256396789
Hi friend

>>256397743
>It's wrong to take breaks from games

I played for Anduin release for two weeks or so. Just checking up on things, watched some games the other day, and didn't see him get played. Too much to do in other games atm to play
>>
DONT DIE ON ME
>>
Damn it! respect your supports!
>>
>>256401664
I only respect supports that give me mana. If you cant do that, keep sucking
>>
File: 1556574764273.webm (2.89 MB, 1280x720)
2.89 MB
2.89 MB WEBM
>>
File: LaughingMarines.jpg (12 KB, 385x278)
12 KB
12 KB JPG
>Post game music on Starcraft maps
It's so lighthearted even when you lose
>>
File: 1440803380471.jpg (244 KB, 900x720)
244 KB
244 KB JPG
why do girls
>>
>>256404621
That's not a girl.
>>
>>256404734
I'm guessing that he was asking why would anyone do girls if there are """"boys"""" like that in existence on this very same earth.
>>
File: 1527606496235m.jpg (97 KB, 1024x577)
97 KB
97 KB JPG
>>256404621
ATTENTION
>>
https://heroesofthestorm.com/en-us/blog/23014433/storm-league-season-delay-2019-6-14/
>>
>>256406729
ded game
>>
>>256406729
Based reasoning
Can't wait for that shit
>>
File: 1537007972535.jpg (1.38 MB, 1080x830)
1.38 MB
1.38 MB JPG
>ywn free Sally from the evil influence on her mind so you can live happily ever after with her helping people and serving the Light
feelsbad
>>
File: 1549807237158.png (115 KB, 358x287)
115 KB
115 KB PNG
DRACARYS!
>>
>>256383329
that was hots 2016. they tried nerfing mount speed and it didn't help. then the game devolved even further to where macro play is shutting down half the map with one character soaking and rotating in for flank/obj while the rest aram. notice the fall off of curse hallow in competitive (some of it was hanzo related) and the community hatred of warhead and blackhearts. as bad as 2 lane maps can feel anything played other than 1-4 is shit on pretty hard as well. too much chaos for randoms and groups/teams are content to snowball off objective wins.

brawl itself is noob city so i feel like it's not so much the comps but not having one guy run it down 1v5 where no one can even help a little or people simply not knowing how to play. like everybody positioned to retreat though the gate ain't gonna work vs kael and if you have a stun you better use it on whitemane or guldan because it's about a 6v5 if you don't.
>>
>>256406729
dead
game
>>
WHY IS TOWERS OF DOOM SUCH A FUCKING SHIT MAP GODDAMMIT
I WANT THE HAUNTED MINES BACK BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>
File: 1559879688289.gif (753 KB, 500x750)
753 KB
753 KB GIF
>>256409803
t.leaguelet
>>
>me: please dont pick tyrael here
>tyrael: tyrael is one of the most played tanks in high ranks
>me: tyrael can't peel well
>tyrael: yes he can he has movespeed and slow and both ult
>tyrael: we NEED a solo laner!!! zagara???
match is already over but bets
>>
>>256410903
probably red, but blue has some nice oneshots if they get their shit together
>>
>>256410903
Betting on boys in blue.
>>
>>256410903
Illidan wont do a single useful thing and you will push them to death.
>>
>>256411486
>>256411906
>>256412339
tyrael was literally useless and zagara ragequit halfway through the match. they took sanct and divine shield and only used it on themselves to run away. zagara also immediately ran to top lane at the start of match. im beyond sick and tired of everyone in this game being a fucking bungling retard
>>
>>256413519
also uther/raynor/zagara kept spreading living bomb almost what felt intentionally with the frequency of it.
>no healing stat for ktz when he can self-heal and shield
>but kael'thas gets one for his THIRTY-ONE points healed/shielded
fuck you too blizzard
>>
new warcraft map
>>
>we don't need 2 mages
>>
>>256414006
this statement is correct, what are you getting at?
>>
File: Moustache.gif (2.65 MB, 320x240)
2.65 MB
2.65 MB GIF
>>256413703
kek
>>
>my team bunga
>enemy team unga
forced 0% here we come
>>
>no murky or I afk
>>
File: laughing devs.png (821 KB, 1280x720)
821 KB
821 KB PNG
>>256406729
>stuff that was promised 3 years ago
"Better late than never"
>>
>>256406729
the faster they put it out the faster reddit can complain and the faster it gets taken down in two weeks.
>>
File: abathur.png (3.16 MB, 1922x1078)
3.16 MB
3.16 MB PNG
why is abathur so fun!
>>
>>256417467
>global presence, enemies will constantly avoid minions when low on health, fearing you'll finish them off
>ult allows you to play as one of your allies, and you'll probably do 200% better than them with all their talents, while having none yourself (as a clone, of course)
>free soak during obj's while still contributing to teamfights
>locust build is scary if left unchecked, can even shred some heroes if they aggro the locusts
>as for mine build: either you wasted 3 talents spots for that game, or kael thas walks through 10 mines in one spot and dies multiple times
>only character in the game who can repair buildings/core
And most importantly
>get to slap the core at 1%, happily dancing after it explodes
>>
>>256418074
yes indeed
>>
all afkbathur players are autistic, no exceptions
>>
File: fuk.jpg (15 KB, 456x320)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>256418334
yes i am actually so pls dont be rude
>>
all ranged assassin players are virgins, no exceptions
>>
>>256415183
>we don't need 2 mages
>you can win with anything xD
>you don't need anything xD
probably that people like you are hypocritical shitters. or semantic assholes that should kill themselves.
>>
all players except abathur players are autistic, no exceptions
>>
>>256406729
these would sound like solid changes, hopefully they are actually implemented, lets see
>>
>>256403603
feelsbadman, fuck chogalls
>>
which one of you is this
>>
Imperius moves like a true chad
>>
File: 1539025160075.png (29 KB, 354x286)
29 KB
29 KB PNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC_aRDTxIo0
>>
>>256418968
I dont even know what youre saying here, but ok buddy
>>
>>256419654
it's me
>>
>>256420582
it is quite dope i gotta admit
>>
File: 1494545720626.png (232 KB, 281x550)
232 KB
232 KB PNG
>Game neck and neck
>Tell team to group so we have a chance
>Team spreads out and engages the enemy alone
>Enemy now gets a free pass to our core

I just want a game where we have a chance at fighting then throwing it away for no fucking reason. At least if we lost I could say we did what we could.
>>
File: mic.jpg (298 KB, 1194x839)
298 KB
298 KB JPG
>>256394202
She's just spouting off the NPR of Panda's Republic of Pandaria.
>>
Jesus fuck stop spreading living bomb. I legit have to run away from my teammates because they don't pay attention.
>>
File: 1454547724476.png (352 KB, 354x426)
352 KB
352 KB PNG
>>
File: HEALI.png (114 KB, 588x183)
114 KB
114 KB PNG
HEALI
>>
File: NG.png (121 KB, 588x183)
121 KB
121 KB PNG
NG
>>
>>256409420
>Sally
>Evil
You don't deserve her.
>>
>Objective spawns
>Enemy about it to get it
>Teammates trying to stop them
>Gaz is right next to them
>He ignores it to push
>Enemy takes it and then gank him while he fails to push
>Proceeds to do this all game
>Later blames his team

I wish they remove this shitty green nosed jew.
>>
>>256427460
>>256427607
Is Xul autistic?
>>
>>256428241
one, your reading comprehension seems to be lacking.
two, Balnazzar is indeed evil.
>>
File: 1518296583372.jpg (13 KB, 200x200)
13 KB
13 KB JPG
>Lag for one second near the end of the game
>Lose all credit to the game

No other game really does this shit unless you are afk most of the time.
>>
File: 1559637151725.png (1.49 MB, 1080x1920)
1.49 MB
1.49 MB PNG
>>
>>256433731
goose.jpg
>>
File: 1555343168333.png (451 KB, 780x770)
451 KB
451 KB PNG
>>
File: Spoiler Image (133 KB, 751x1063)
133 KB
133 KB JPG
>>
>>256442937
Orphea is for getting stunned and killed, not lewd.
>>
File: 1496352656995.png (870 KB, 1920x1080)
870 KB
870 KB PNG
>>256438905
>>
File: The Nexus Remembers.jpg (109 KB, 1194x1200)
109 KB
109 KB JPG
>>
I want Alexstrasza to sit on me in her dragon form
>>
why do people get so mad over brawls
>>
File: h.gif (823 KB, 220x220)
823 KB
823 KB GIF
this dance when
>>
>>256449447
Uther who ragequit my last brawl after making a shitty pick, going a shitty built, and healing a third of my numbers detected.
>>
For me? it's Remorseless
>arrows flying at everyone
>everyone getting 3 stacks
>daggering them and getting near instant resets on dagger
>all that dmg spreading

feels good man
>>
>>256429456
Incorrect
Incorrect
>>
File: 1524811573155.jpg (335 KB, 1600x1600)
335 KB
335 KB JPG
>>
>>256450896
next hero
>>
File: skin5[1].png (106 KB, 575x818)
106 KB
106 KB PNG
Orphea was less than impressed with the cafeteria's Sloppy Joes. They were were watery, and didn't seem to have any flavor other than plain meat. How the chef, who has (at least) two mouths, could make something so bland was riddling. Thankfully, her locker didn't seem to mind, and a tendril snaked out to grab a chunk of shredded pork.
A girl took the open seat next to her, giggling. She took off her ear-shaped headphones to speak. "Orph! Long time no see!"
"Homeroom was three hours ago, Hana."
"That's, like, forever when you're at school."
Try as Orphea might to be snarky, that was a very convincing argument. "What brings you to my lonely corner table, Hana?"
"I had a question about your locker-buddy." She leaned forward to look at the locker balancing itself on the best on the other side of Orphea. She flashed it a big bracer-filled smile. "Though, it's kind of more about you."
Orphea stopped picking at her sandwich.
"So, you have a tentacle monster now-"
"It's really more of a darkness monster." Orphea looked back at her locker. "No offense."
"Okay, but, like, it has tentacles right?"
"I guess so."
Hana giggled to herself and put on a smug grin. "So, uh, how is it?" There was a sudden laugh from the only other person at the table, the goth, which was ignored by the girls.
"I guess it's fun. He's very well behaved."
More giggles. "Oh em gee! Is he any good?"
"Never had another one, but I think he's pretty good."
More laughter from two parties. Hana continued. "Awesome! You go girl! If you ever need a pet-sitter, all you need to do is ask, kay?"
"Uh, thanks. I'll keep that in mind," Orphea said perplexed.
Hana Song had to excuse herself in between giggles. With a "Winkie face ;-P" she stood up with her big smile and threw away her trash.
The third party at the table, Xul recommended Orphea look up "Japan + tentacles" if she wanted to know what Hana was getting at.

Later that night, after a trip to Google, Orphea was deeply concerned.
>>
File: 1557853484667.png (258 KB, 540x457)
258 KB
258 KB PNG
gib me unique mecha animations blizz
>>
File: 1556153030536.gif (3.61 MB, 600x338)
3.61 MB
3.61 MB GIF
>>256457021
>on the best
BENCH
FUCKIN' BENCH
GOD I CAN NEVER GET ALL 2000 CHARACTERS RIGHT
>>
>>256457021
Looking forward to more story.
>>
>>256457021
tl;dr
>>
>>256457130
Not enough budget
It's been half a year already and we only got 3 new skin drops and only Chromie's got some decent new effects
>>
>b-steps your stairs
>>
>>256457021
>fanfiction
yikes
>fanfiction with overshit characters
YIKES
>>
>>256463682
Read the one from last thread
>>
What hero has the most satisfying quests? I love doing quests and getting those dings.
>>
>>256464135
I like Zagara's serrated spines, every time you hit a nigger you get a sound, like Q3.
>>
>>256464135
Rag's sulfuras quest for lolbabs
Nazeebo is "quest dings: the hero"
Arthas' quests are also good. Especially the Frostmourne one, never run out of mana and slap 2x500 dmg lategame.
>>
>>256464135
I like uther Armor quest, Pingingspree when tracer or lucio attacks or some shit.
>>
>>256256556
1 or 4 plz
>>
>>256464135
>lightning build alarak
>KT
>consecutive dart ana
>windfury & lightning thrall
>>
Why do Blizzard still keeps the server up? Can't imagine a single reason.
>>
>>256466536
literally for me

so kind of them
>>
File: t1.jpg (208 KB, 1286x720)
208 KB
208 KB JPG
>>256464135
If you just want lots of dings:
Tychus minigun duration
Blaze ignited oil
Cassia plate of the whale vs zarya/tracer/dva
Kharazim insight trait
Falstad Q vs a melee clusterfuck
Tassadar AA (can't remember if it dings)
Malthael black harvest

if you want serious powerspikes probably butcher, azmodan, medivh, valla Q
>>
>>256467403
I love tychus when they let me sit there farming minigun duration

feels good man
>>
oh no its dying again
>>
>>256472497
We need to shovel more high school Orphea fapfic into the boilers
>>
Orphea's pubes are white or ???
>>
>>256474152
she doesn't have pubes yet :3
>>
>>256467403
zuljins power spike if fed is scary. could be literally lvl 10 and 75%'ing entire enemy team or lvl 20 and doing 25% because hes not been fed
>>
File: G.png (1.44 MB, 1594x500)
1.44 MB
1.44 MB PNG
HOTS autochess version when?
>>
>>256474376
If shes older than 9 years old then yes she does.
>>
COOL IT'S AN EPISODE WHERE NO ONE PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO PINGS THAT WOULD HAVE WON US THE GAME

I LOVE THESE
>>
>>256474839
never because the devs didn't have enough foresight to release the map editor and an arcade style browser
more likely to be a new hearthstone game mode
>>
>>256474839
HOTS gatcha when?
HOTS Immortal when?
HOTS musou when?
HOTS card game when?
HOTS battle royale when?
>>
>>256476450
Reskin hearthstone, HOts cardgame.
But no one likes hearthstone so thats a bad idea.
>>
File: Thongchus.gif (1.15 MB, 290x506)
1.15 MB
1.15 MB GIF
You got the Glossy summer tychus skin right?
>>
>>256477482
I got the prisoner one, its better!
>>
File: Not impressed.png (220 KB, 854x950)
220 KB
220 KB PNG
>>256477980
>no bulge
>>
>>256478939
and thats a good thing!
>>
>>256474376
She's canonically a teenage going through a rebellious phase. She's more than old enough for pubes.



Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.