New/Returning Players :>Welcome to Heroes of the Storm!https://heroesofthestorm.com/en-us/game/https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuENews :>MechaStorm II - Summer 2019>June 17th - Aug 5th>New skins, mounts, quests, and morehttps://youtu.be/dJkABoGZB-g>Anduin, King of Stormwind; Now LIVEhttps://heroesofthestorm.com/en-us/heroes/anduin/https://youtu.be/OgEPC3Vb2eMResources :https://pastebin.com/hSFwYbDDhttps://heroespatchnotes.com/Community :>NA - http://blizzard.com/invite/paGDfZaX>EU - http://blizzard.com/invite/K0YLXSnvk>In-game - Type "/join /vg/" in the chatPrevious: >>255844843
nice reddit OP you fucking nigger
>>256253642how long did you wait to post this?
>>256253865about two minutes
>>256253956I Don't believe you
I love Rosa!
>Year of the Pig
so how do respawn timers work? lvl, time or deaths? because 12mins in with each enemy with 2+ deaths at lvl 15 had 20 seconds spawns
>>256255776based on team levellower team level means faster respawn so the dominating team still has to deal with faster respawns aka comeback mechanic
>>256255904>kill hole team basically twice>run back and steal bossso fucking stupid
Rolling for braps
>>256256556i'll be taking your disgusting mortal milk, cow
>>256253407>Yrel shows up in her mechGod damn that was one ugly alien. Glad we won't see that ugly little thing when we use that sweet mech skin.
>smart and educated doctor>military officer, good at her job>brave, risks her life to protect her friends and family, even travels to another solar system to do it>when one of the tryhards like Azmodan or Kel'Thuzad says one of their edgy lines at the start, she's sarcastic or nonchalant towards them>bowling ball ability is one the fun abilities in the game, and has high expression of skill>wears real armor for a combatant, rather than the silly outfits many other characters wear>but still has a sexy bodysuit skin too>has a cute redhead skin>seems like a great person and has a nice personalityBest waifu
>>256256852Whats does night elf milk taste like?
>>256253407I thought The thread died for lack of posting, but we got there again.
>>256256556the artist coulndt push himself to finish chromie=?
>>256260941Not the same artist
why even bother playing while sky temple is in the game
>>256261970you say this like its worse then any of the overwatch maps
>>256262030this isn't 2016, volskya is mostly good and hanamura is tolerable. sky temple needs to be fucking removed I'd rather play on mercheart's bay
>>256263943why though? id literally rather play it then any of dumb 2 lane maps
>>256264110>big>ugly>gimmick is shit>boringbrainless garbage literally worse than haunted mines or bhb. all you do is carry a structure advantage all game and you win without doing fucking anything. did I mention the map is also hideous?
>>256265458couldn't that be said about literally any objective map? yeah sure you can ignore camps but only if the enemy does. the only bit of map which even makes me think its bad is bot and all the shitty maze bits
lewd posting will return
some one wanna buy me Abathur so i dont need to wait months to get him?
sure post your account#id
>>256270338Taniver#2345 love you long time anon
>>256270338i think ive been duped
>>256270597nigger only old school accounts get 4 digit ids
>>256272067its really my id niggasend me my shit
Where my gems nigger!
>>256277130>tfw you clone just as the enemy was about to kill you>they have 5 iq so confused they just go away and don't bother to check even after your clone died>you just burrow away
>>256277548Summer event ends early August.Next hero after that
>>256256556>someone posted my shit before I could post a slightly updated versionsuch is life of a shitposter
>>256265889are these new? I need to know because important classified reasons>>256267120It will
>>256277548right after Magatha
>>256256556Scarlet get nao!
>>256279706face it, nobody gives a shit about your burger ingredient
>>256280424Goat is fine too.
>>256256556man things must be bad if we are doing rollsI want 4 but know I'm getting 0 or dubs
>>256272986Dafuq! Where have you found this old antitank rifle?
>>256272251I did not know this was possible. Sending shit between account like that
>>256277290It's like 20 seconds to wait until you return, thats alot
>>256281794Bruh got 4 anyway, gz
>>256279521Who is the 0 pig?
>>256283518Almost as gay as a true orc.
anon pls do more
>>256278030how about now instead of then?
>feel forced 50 kicking in>instalock ana every game and outheal enemy healer by 2.3x whatever their output is by sitting at maximum rangecomfy granny absolves you of all responsibility
>>256289558Why do girls pretend to like ____?
>>256290763>why do girls...attention
Li Li will be the queen of Pandaria, remember my words.
It's a shame they don't have unique animations but still cool skinsAlso Malthael a cute
>>256294148Not gonna haben unless Samwise dies irl
We need a hots version
>>256298514Garrosh Chen mephisto Gazlowe?
>>256298514Who are "the boys" of HotS?
>>256298514I found this.>Juan stop lurking in my HotS thread!
>Cris literally seething that 4 heroes grouping up in one lane and pushing their shit in
>11 kills (next highest 4 - only 22-10)>70k damage (next highest 50k)>second most siege behind only zagara>literally only person out on team not mentionedI know the stupid awards don't matter but it still makes me mad.
>>256254982she'd be hot, if that was her body type
>>256301390ya forgot to mention your x amounts of deaths who were too damn high
>>256301520I died twice, zagara died onceEveryone else died way more than me and they all got mentioned
anon not all girls are boost-
>>256300425Crop out the monkey-speak and it's gold
I realize I no longer have fun merely winning, but also humiliating my opponent like /dancing on their corpse or running in circles around their dying Core. How do I snap myself out of this mentality?
>>256305405Probably by getting your shit kicked in by someone better than you, who will b-step every single frag
>>256305405just b step. People go apeshit about it and feed like morons
>>256305530>"How do I stop being toxic">"Just be more toxic bro, just b-step their asses bro"
>>256306191You got it brother. Its literally the thing to do
>tfw no more lelaqq streams anymore
>>256306393Are there any streamers left that are worth watching? I dont think Im following anyone anymore that still plays except horsepants every few weeks
>>256306675can't think of any that stream regularly
>>256301582Time spent dead is the metric, not deaths. One latevame death (60sec) counts against you more than 5 deaths before 5 mins (45 sec).
do I play hots and stress myself out or go back to looking at porn
>>256310178Play an easy character like Azmodan if you don't want to be stressed
also>last post 18 minutes ago>already page 10when are the fucking gachashit threads being purged
>>256310323Honestly, this world would be 11.5 times better without gachashit/lootboxes games.
>>256310275everything is stressful when I have to try and play for 5 people every match.
>>256310454Stress yourself out and then go to porn
>>256310692are you trying to kill one of the last remaining HOTS players?
>>256310178>being stressed by hots
>>256311370it's a clown game but I do get some adrenaline from a good match. or just rage from my teammates being worse than AI
>>256311370Somehow feels like pic related, but you have a mayor chance of losing, so is very stressful
>>256311714>>256311570>caring about losingnever gonna make it, sorry lads!
I only play to maintain my good KDA (6.0 currently)winning, losing, trolls, afkers, my mmr, I don't give a shit
can I expect a braxis work in 2072 or will they nerf zagara and rexxar before then
/lolg/ is making fun of us again
see if i care
>>256314387>making fun of the people you literally have to steal from to have a functioning dev team
Someone I never played with just messaged me, told me that vikings believed that Hel was unendingly cold and asked me if I was a coward.I told him I was from Wisconsin, so Hel sounds pretty relaxing.And then he got butthurt.What even is this game anymore?
>>256314496>One of the best characters Blizzard has made>Is left to rot in a dying carcass of a gameShe deserved better than this.
>>256315242in other news your mom texted me last nightwanna know what she said?
>>256285907Sure. Any interesting topic in mind, or do you just want 'mommy milkers plz' like a basic NPC?
And d.va garrosh still best combo
>>256315378She wasn't healthy for the game, she was healthy for the dev team. They've given themselves a chance to derail from "stiff" limitations of existing characters in blizzard universes, and they've nailed it in a positive way. Ofc "orphea killed hots" meme is a thing because month(s) after her release they cut the hots esports (for unnanounced projects/mobile shit).
>>256314264pick rexxar or zagara and you autowin braxis holdout. map is still shit even after their last rework. sololane is dead fuck blizzard.
>>256315991let's just say she likes her bread buttered on both sides you feel me?
dead fucking game
>>256316040Not sure why she wasn't healthy for the game exactly. Also, that meme is retarded.
>>256316146Eh, she has gained weight, so she jumped on the Keto bandwagon. Not surprising she's both adding MORE calories to the carbs she should be avoiding.Dangit mom.
>when opponents jaina feeds 7, deals as much dmg as her healer and you check the rating after game>its gm #7lmao this game sometimes
some players don't take ranked seriously but I doI'm going to become a pro player and win blizzcon
>>256316629>win blizzcon>prize money doesn't even cover the plane ticket home
>>256316629likes the game so much they built a time machine, nice
There is no character they can add to revive the gameNo map to restore hypeNo feature to drum up commotion No system to win back heartsNo developer to put the pieces back togetherWhy go on?
>>256314387what they said about us?
>>256319680because its fun
>>256319680>Why go on?Because even if it's pointless, we must still do it
>>256319680>Why go on?>giving upYeah no, I'll give up once they ACTUALLY pull the plug on the servers for good.
>>256319550Did you come in here just to say RIP and then leave?
>>256321031I was in here all the time, just saw it going towards the light
once more unto the breach!
Why are gachashits still allowed on vg, and not moved to trash or a?
>>256323410whats a gachashit?
>>256323410>>256323742Mobile/RNG/Loot chest games usually of the eastern variety
>>256323410>>256323742we should start a movemement to remove them, is just cancer to this board
NEXT HERO IS you, for still playing!
>>256326892here, take 50 doritos loyal player!!
DO YOUR MISTRESS
>>256327168excuse me? Im not gonna do some skinny slut who had about 99 % of the scarlet crusaders inside her
Tank meta actually is pretty good right now
>>256329458theres a tank meta?
>"we need tank!">last pick morales>team flames mewelp
>"we need tank!">last pick sgt. hammer>team flames me
256329458>metakill yourself you r*dditfugee
>literal tank hero>isn't a tankNo wonder why you're game is RIP in pieces.
>>256331518>>256332008>we need tank>then pick one next time instead of instalocking your favourite assassin>team flames me
fuck gachashit threads
>>256332008I honestly think QM has this same logic. Enemy side get a tank we get SGT hammer. >>256336904This game has lootboxes that is gatcha shit so we really are no better.
>>256337238more like they get a real tank and you get tyrael/memeblades
Just stopping by to see if you've accepted our Lord and Savior, as well as next hero.
>>256346795i dont think they will add 2 blue dragons at once
i had a dream i was dabbing on people with the reworked Chen like 2 months ago.this rework is taking way too fucking long for my liking.>Raynor
>get obj around lvl 20>everyone groups up to push>except one sperg on assassin>get wiped 4v5 and lose the gamewhy the fuck does this keep happening
>>256351740This has happened to me twice today. Both times I pointed out in chat ahead of time that they need to group, and both times they insisted that soaking was more important than winning the game.
>play 3 matches with an overcuck hero
>>256351967>Early game>Nobody soaks and stays grouped at mid>Late game everyone is spread out and soaks at the worst time
>>256352727genji in qm 3 timesyou either stomp and feel like a god or lose quickly
>Win Three Matches>leaver>leaver>leaver>Actually outplayed>suicidal tank>suicidal DPS>two leavers
>kelthuzad walks into the middle of the enemy team and tries to combo>dies instantlywhat the FUCK are these people thinking?
You do spend time with your waifu, right anon?
Why are ALL valla players clinical retards?
Why is Valeera so much fun bros>never deal a single siege damage>never help for camps or obj>never participate in anything>only bide my time and gank squishies when they rotate
>>256326892Aww thanks anon even though I already left RIP
>>256358141DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JAY PEG IS
I want to bungapost but the game and this general are in such shit states I won't even get any satisfaction out of it
>>256358032Because having a button for every time of enemy is really fun.
>>256337238>This game has lootboxes that is gatcha shit so we really are no better.But our gameplay isn't dependant on what 5 star SSS Legend+ Seasonal Waifu you unbox. Our lootboxes are purely cosmetic, while their lootboxes are pretty much mandatory unless you want to grind insane amounts on your mobile phone.
>>256361670You can unlock heroes from the lootboxes which can give you more power at the start then others depending on your luck. So not its not purely cosmetic.
>>256364413>>256364524>>256364621D.Va rework can't come soon enough
>vsAItard joins your pvp match for his first time to ruin itif you have a bad AI/PVP ratio you should be permabanned from playing with other people
>>256362110Sure, but it's only somewhat relevant in your early game when 3/4 of your cast is "grey". And even if you do unbox the guy, you still need to know how to play him. Lvl 5 SpeedyGonzalez#12345 unboxed Kel'Thuzad, but can't do shit with him cuz he doesn't know how he works. By the time he does, he'll be lvl 40-50 total, and MAY stomp a few matches there, then will be matched with people who have similar or better hero rooster.
>"we need support!">last pick probius>team flames me
>>256368448>no tank>last pick Lunara>"we needed a tank">then you should've picked one
>>256368741based deer pussy player
>Infernal Shrines>Top shrine active>Everyone goes top except for Samuro>Who takes a merc camp and tries to push mid while we're fighting>Ping him and tell him to get the fuck up here>He says to fuck off and it's better to take a fort and lose a couple towers>He only damages the fort fucking halfway before mercs die and he has to bail>Meanwhile enemies win shrine and push through fort, keep, and core>8-minute loss
>>256369436who the fuck picks samuro on shrines
>>256369501It was quick meme.
>>256369501>that one time a one-trick sub dabbed on an HGC teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=619&v=TOvGKMV0m18
>play 80 games with the new preffered role system>80% of players are assasinbabies>main/secondary healers pop up fairly often>next to no tankchads in sight, whenever i queue i'm the only one>only had one game where there were 2 tankchads in teamAnd worst of all>every single fucking """"flexible"""" main instalocks dps>pic related>switch my preffered role to bruiser, and secondary to ranged dps>force """"flexible"""" faggots to actually be flexible>drop 3 ranks in the process>don't give a singe shit since they extended the ranked preseason by 2 months>feel good knowing i made someone actually play the team aspect of the game for onceLike, comment, share, subscribe, hit that notofication button, join my discord server, follow me on twitter and instagram, and see you... in the nexus!(this blogpost was sponsored to you by: Skillshare, Dollar Shave Club and NordVPN)
>>256369436Samuro just attracts this kind of retard. Cant even count the number of times they give objectives up for a siege camp
>>256371072You gotta onetrick dps and bully them into picking what you want. Ive been doing it half this season, winrate just keeps going up
great blogdidn't read a single word of it
>>256327712Your filthy hide would burn at the slightest touch of her perfect white goddess skin.
>>256373289youre waifu a slut
>>256314496Wtf is this actually cropped porn? Art looks cool.
>>256373831It is cropped porn, a good looking pic, which is surprising since it's Orphea we're talking about, a character that's non-existent outside hots fanbase http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2998405#search=Orphea
>>256290374>she will never sit on my face after a day of work
>>256370274>yrel pathetically following him around most of the game
>>256307964WHY IS THERE BUTTER ON THIS POOR CAT?! WHAT?! you're a monster
>>256315535ha, glad we have at least one "I'm fucking your mom" cool kid around here
>>256357830Why are all Valla players women?Anon i don't know
>>256376417>no highwayman skin for valla
>>256357830something about the archetype, science has yet to unravel the mystery
>>256315378>sassy teenage girl with dark powersWow yea, they really reinvented character development here. Gief oscars pls
I love you /hotsg/!!!
I'm going to marry Rosa
It's summer and my boy isn't getting a single skin
>>256379909Rag has a good standard, master and mini. hes fine Mephisto needs more skins, his standard sucks
>>256381919End this myopic crusade of yours, Whitemane. Come back to the Light!
>teammates flame each other in brawl>they spread kael 20 bomb and almost die from it
>>256382353how do you bear playing brawl? I played QM when there were no other gamemodes, but brawl makes me lose my fucking composure
brawl devolved into who has the better death ball, they should make the map bigger
>>256383329Yeah, also add more lanes and maybe add an objective, besides right licking buildings to destroy them. What do you guys think, wouldn't that be cool?
2019... I am forgotten
>>256384320I played with a Greymane main in ranked yesterday. Feels really underwhelming
Who the fuck though it's ok for diablo to outright delete some characters?
>>256385339Blizzard has been thinking that for a while now. Ban or deal with it, its staying
>>256385383I mean, fuck>pick matlh for funzies vs diablo and imperius, both are juice so i should get some good last rites>anytime i go anywhere near diablo i get charged and deleted by him alone
>malth>the virgin diablo character from blizzard>diablo>the chad diablo character from blizzard northI'm cool with that.
>>256385493If you just wanna screw over Diablo, pick Leo. If they dont have too much ranged burst, you can suck him dry all game long
Why is Stiches so much better than yrel?
>>256386597Because Yrel while cute is pretty boring
>>256386597Because he isn't the product of a WoW retcon.
What is the most fun hero and why is it AzmodanYes he's a bit easy but he's comfy as fuck. Except his aa build which is just annoying, but still viable.
Ah, to be bronze again
>>256388721Its Mephisto. Since yours is a demon too you get a pass, but everyone else dont even bother
>>256388721Old Azmodan > nu-Azmodan.
>>256389354I was originally upset about losing my lazer build because it was fucking hilarious, but he's actually kind of better now. You can do different things. It was hilarious lazering people down but yeah.
>>256390129azmodan is way better than before, holy shit i cant believe some old-amazon autists actually still deny it. you actually have build diversity, and hes not entirely a one-trick-tard anymore
>>256390818The only thing I miss about old azmo is the huge Q range. It was pretty glorious
If my team isnt soaking top line, and im the healer, what is worst?not being with my team to heal themor letting all the top xp die?on any of the 2 we are doomed, but which is the worst option.
>>256391708You are a healslut so comply your function.
>>256391708generally Id say stay with your team, maybe ping to defend every once in a while
>>256391708You go soak EXP, they can see that you are not around and then play SAFE.Level is absolutely core to the game.
>>256391708There is no reason to fight over minion waves in lane and take damage. They don't need a healer. If your team is too retarded to understand that, let them die and hope they learn their lesson.
>>256392720Know what else is core to the game? retards. The second he goes top as supp they will engage in the worst way imaginable
>>256384320>>256384532Sad indeed. He's been my favourite hero from the moment he's got announced.How long is it since he was viable? He's never shwoing up in balance patches...
>>256392948Well, hes not totally in the dumpster and still has his moments. But thats the fate of heroes who just started getting overshadowed by new releases
>>256392948Give him a talent to hit his AA even when blinded.
>"The battle begins in 30 seconds">previously silent in draft teammate starts rambling about the communist manifesto
>There's actually a decent thread upH-hi friends, is HotS fun yet
>It's a tank refuses to peel then insults the back line's death count episode.
>>256386597i want to be CC'd by stitches!
>>256392389i try to but nobody ever takes full advantage of me
>>256395662Yes>>256395682Tanks are fickle creatures, you have to awe them into putting some work in, like a show or plumage, or a megakill >>256395768pic related
>>256395662We never stopped being funCorporation axed esports and zoomers left.
>>256395662hi, gay poster.
>>256395662kys you returning tourist faggot
>>256396789Hi friend>>256397743>It's wrong to take breaks from gamesI played for Anduin release for two weeks or so. Just checking up on things, watched some games the other day, and didn't see him get played. Too much to do in other games atm to play
DONT DIE ON ME
Damn it! respect your supports!
>>256401664I only respect supports that give me mana. If you cant do that, keep sucking
>Post game music on Starcraft mapsIt's so lighthearted even when you lose
why do girls
>>256404621That's not a girl.
>>256404734I'm guessing that he was asking why would anyone do girls if there are """"boys"""" like that in existence on this very same earth.
>>256406729Based reasoningCan't wait for that shit
>ywn free Sally from the evil influence on her mind so you can live happily ever after with her helping people and serving the Light feelsbad
>>256383329that was hots 2016. they tried nerfing mount speed and it didn't help. then the game devolved even further to where macro play is shutting down half the map with one character soaking and rotating in for flank/obj while the rest aram. notice the fall off of curse hallow in competitive (some of it was hanzo related) and the community hatred of warhead and blackhearts. as bad as 2 lane maps can feel anything played other than 1-4 is shit on pretty hard as well. too much chaos for randoms and groups/teams are content to snowball off objective wins.brawl itself is noob city so i feel like it's not so much the comps but not having one guy run it down 1v5 where no one can even help a little or people simply not knowing how to play. like everybody positioned to retreat though the gate ain't gonna work vs kael and if you have a stun you better use it on whitemane or guldan because it's about a 6v5 if you don't.
WHY IS TOWERS OF DOOM SUCH A FUCKING SHIT MAP GODDAMMITI WANT THE HAUNTED MINES BACK BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>me: please dont pick tyrael here>tyrael: tyrael is one of the most played tanks in high ranks>me: tyrael can't peel well>tyrael: yes he can he has movespeed and slow and both ult>tyrael: we NEED a solo laner!!! zagara???match is already over but bets
>>256410903probably red, but blue has some nice oneshots if they get their shit together
>>256410903Betting on boys in blue.
>>256410903Illidan wont do a single useful thing and you will push them to death.
>>256411486>>256411906>>256412339tyrael was literally useless and zagara ragequit halfway through the match. they took sanct and divine shield and only used it on themselves to run away. zagara also immediately ran to top lane at the start of match. im beyond sick and tired of everyone in this game being a fucking bungling retard
>>256413519also uther/raynor/zagara kept spreading living bomb almost what felt intentionally with the frequency of it.>no healing stat for ktz when he can self-heal and shield>but kael'thas gets one for his THIRTY-ONE points healed/shieldedfuck you too blizzard
new warcraft map
>we don't need 2 mages
>>256414006this statement is correct, what are you getting at?
>my team bunga>enemy team ungaforced 0% here we come
>no murky or I afk
>>256406729>stuff that was promised 3 years ago"Better late than never"
>>256406729the faster they put it out the faster reddit can complain and the faster it gets taken down in two weeks.
why is abathur so fun!
>>256417467>global presence, enemies will constantly avoid minions when low on health, fearing you'll finish them off>ult allows you to play as one of your allies, and you'll probably do 200% better than them with all their talents, while having none yourself (as a clone, of course)>free soak during obj's while still contributing to teamfights>locust build is scary if left unchecked, can even shred some heroes if they aggro the locusts>as for mine build: either you wasted 3 talents spots for that game, or kael thas walks through 10 mines in one spot and dies multiple times>only character in the game who can repair buildings/coreAnd most importantly>get to slap the core at 1%, happily dancing after it explodes
all afkbathur players are autistic, no exceptions
>>256418334yes i am actually so pls dont be rude
all ranged assassin players are virgins, no exceptions
>>256415183>we don't need 2 mages>you can win with anything xD>you don't need anything xDprobably that people like you are hypocritical shitters. or semantic assholes that should kill themselves.
all players except abathur players are autistic, no exceptions
>>256406729these would sound like solid changes, hopefully they are actually implemented, lets see
>>256403603feelsbadman, fuck chogalls
which one of you is this
Imperius moves like a true chad
>>256418968I dont even know what youre saying here, but ok buddy
>>256420582it is quite dope i gotta admit
>Game neck and neck>Tell team to group so we have a chance>Team spreads out and engages the enemy alone>Enemy now gets a free pass to our coreI just want a game where we have a chance at fighting then throwing it away for no fucking reason. At least if we lost I could say we did what we could.
>>256394202She's just spouting off the NPR of Panda's Republic of Pandaria.
Jesus fuck stop spreading living bomb. I legit have to run away from my teammates because they don't pay attention.
>>256409420>Sally>EvilYou don't deserve her.
>Objective spawns>Enemy about it to get it>Teammates trying to stop them>Gaz is right next to them>He ignores it to push>Enemy takes it and then gank him while he fails to push>Proceeds to do this all game>Later blames his teamI wish they remove this shitty green nosed jew.
>>256427460>>256427607Is Xul autistic?
>>256428241one, your reading comprehension seems to be lacking.two, Balnazzar is indeed evil.
>Lag for one second near the end of the game>Lose all credit to the game No other game really does this shit unless you are afk most of the time.
>>256442937Orphea is for getting stunned and killed, not lewd.
I want Alexstrasza to sit on me in her dragon form
why do people get so mad over brawls
this dance when
>>256449447Uther who ragequit my last brawl after making a shitty pick, going a shitty built, and healing a third of my numbers detected.
For me? it's Remorseless>arrows flying at everyone>everyone getting 3 stacks>daggering them and getting near instant resets on dagger>all that dmg spreadingfeels good man
Orphea was less than impressed with the cafeteria's Sloppy Joes. They were were watery, and didn't seem to have any flavor other than plain meat. How the chef, who has (at least) two mouths, could make something so bland was riddling. Thankfully, her locker didn't seem to mind, and a tendril snaked out to grab a chunk of shredded pork.A girl took the open seat next to her, giggling. She took off her ear-shaped headphones to speak. "Orph! Long time no see!""Homeroom was three hours ago, Hana.""That's, like, forever when you're at school."Try as Orphea might to be snarky, that was a very convincing argument. "What brings you to my lonely corner table, Hana?""I had a question about your locker-buddy." She leaned forward to look at the locker balancing itself on the best on the other side of Orphea. She flashed it a big bracer-filled smile. "Though, it's kind of more about you."Orphea stopped picking at her sandwich."So, you have a tentacle monster now-""It's really more of a darkness monster." Orphea looked back at her locker. "No offense.""Okay, but, like, it has tentacles right?""I guess so."Hana giggled to herself and put on a smug grin. "So, uh, how is it?" There was a sudden laugh from the only other person at the table, the goth, which was ignored by the girls."I guess it's fun. He's very well behaved."More giggles. "Oh em gee! Is he any good?""Never had another one, but I think he's pretty good."More laughter from two parties. Hana continued. "Awesome! You go girl! If you ever need a pet-sitter, all you need to do is ask, kay?""Uh, thanks. I'll keep that in mind," Orphea said perplexed.Hana Song had to excuse herself in between giggles. With a "Winkie face ;-P" she stood up with her big smile and threw away her trash.The third party at the table, Xul recommended Orphea look up "Japan + tentacles" if she wanted to know what Hana was getting at.Later that night, after a trip to Google, Orphea was deeply concerned.
gib me unique mecha animations blizz
>>256457021>on the bestBENCHFUCKIN' BENCHGOD I CAN NEVER GET ALL 2000 CHARACTERS RIGHT
>>256457021Looking forward to more story.
>>256457130Not enough budgetIt's been half a year already and we only got 3 new skin drops and only Chromie's got some decent new effects
>b-steps your stairs
>>256457021>fanfictionyikes>fanfiction with overshit charactersYIKES
>>256463682Read the one from last thread
What hero has the most satisfying quests? I love doing quests and getting those dings.
>>256464135I like Zagara's serrated spines, every time you hit a nigger you get a sound, like Q3.
>>256464135Rag's sulfuras quest for lolbabsNazeebo is "quest dings: the hero"Arthas' quests are also good. Especially the Frostmourne one, never run out of mana and slap 2x500 dmg lategame.
>>256464135I like uther Armor quest, Pingingspree when tracer or lucio attacks or some shit.
>>2562565561 or 4 plz
>>256464135>lightning build alarak>KT>consecutive dart ana>windfury & lightning thrall
Why do Blizzard still keeps the server up? Can't imagine a single reason.
>>256466536literally for meso kind of them
>>256464135If you just want lots of dings:Tychus minigun durationBlaze ignited oilCassia plate of the whale vs zarya/tracer/dvaKharazim insight traitFalstad Q vs a melee clusterfuckTassadar AA (can't remember if it dings)Malthael black harvestif you want serious powerspikes probably butcher, azmodan, medivh, valla Q
>>256467403I love tychus when they let me sit there farming minigun durationfeels good man
oh no its dying again
>>256472497We need to shovel more high school Orphea fapfic into the boilers
Orphea's pubes are white or ???
>>256474152she doesn't have pubes yet :3
>>256467403zuljins power spike if fed is scary. could be literally lvl 10 and 75%'ing entire enemy team or lvl 20 and doing 25% because hes not been fed
HOTS autochess version when?
>>256474376If shes older than 9 years old then yes she does.
COOL IT'S AN EPISODE WHERE NO ONE PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO PINGS THAT WOULD HAVE WON US THE GAMEI LOVE THESE
>>256474839never because the devs didn't have enough foresight to release the map editor and an arcade style browsermore likely to be a new hearthstone game mode
>>256474839HOTS gatcha when?HOTS Immortal when?HOTS musou when?HOTS card game when?HOTS battle royale when?
>>256476450Reskin hearthstone, HOts cardgame.But no one likes hearthstone so thats a bad idea.
You got the Glossy summer tychus skin right?
>>256477482I got the prisoner one, its better!
>>256478939and thats a good thing!
>>256474376She's canonically a teenage going through a rebellious phase. She's more than old enough for pubes.