>Haley is one of the least popular choices next to Maruwhy do people hate hot blond?
>>651328830They got filtered by her initial bitchiness.
They went for her autistic sister instead.
I love my cute rock-munching wife!
>>651328983>>651328830She really is a massive bitch at first though. I just figured the looks are not worth putting up with her shit.
>>651328830>>651328983>>651329170>651329170>>651329197>>651329198>stardew tranneyWho the fuck knows maybe, JUST MAYBE, its due to the overwhelming majority of the playrebase being brown/black and asian
>>651329307none of these are fuckable but I laughed at goat Alex Yiik in the top row
I imagine people just had PTSD from their high school Stacy bully
>>651328830She's the town bicycle.
>>651329307Is there a mod to let me fuck the wives?
Most players are girls that's why.
>>651329287brown/asian fucking love blond have you not seen that indian webm?
>>651328830Gib irl Haley gf now.
>>651329197She can eat my rock hard DICK.
>>651329554I think theres a scene with Jodi. Collecting all the old hags in my game. Penny is gonna flip when I marry her mom and not her.
>>651328830cuz she's extremely basic and shallow
>>651329849It's a good thing in a cast full of tumblr snowflakes.
>>651329923No one in stardew valley is a tumblr tier snowflake,(except that Sofia chick from that mod) they're just different.You do realize that every single person living right this second has a life just as complex as yours right?
>>651328983if you didnt get filtered by an unlikable bitch it just means you're a simp
goddess haley mod makes her a 10/10wish the anon didn't abandon it since it's still sorta broken
Something's wrong this thread ain't right.
>>651328830She's not hot.
>>651330045nta but literally all of them look citydwelling tumblrfags.
>>651328830Who knows. She's one of 3 characters that actually get character development
>>651330579say his name to summon him
>>651328830A lot of women play this game and they probably dont like her just for being attractive.>>651329618source?
>try modding stardew sometime back>want to add porn mods of course, otherwise I might as well play Runefactory>it doesnt work cause somehow the fucking porn mod is depended on some overhaul expanded mod>that said expanded mod always break everytime the game get updates, and always take forever to update>give up on the game for the time being>finally try modding it again recently>with luck the star had alight and said porn mod finally work up to date >start looking for jas and other funny mods >they are all wiped off the internet ever cause anonfile die>basedmod turn out isnt so based after all, only racist allowed at least some nice anon reuploaded it for me the other thread
>>651331590glad to help, that site is indeed ran by entry level edgelords.I hope rentry anon comes back and fixes the missing mods
>>651331590That site is weird, one of the first mods they added was a hogwarts legacy nude mod for realistic students running around naked, but then they took that stance when people kept bringing up the jas mod, something even nexus was willing to host for over a year. Now the threads for it just get people squabbling over free speech, kind of funny. At least we know there's sites like moddinghaven that have stealthily been backing our stuff up.And heads up if you're using the jas mod with sve because of xtardew, you'll also need the noclip mod if you watch the debug events. sve messes around with a ton of maps.
>>651329923Not even maru is a tumblr tier snowflake, she just looks like one from her portrait.
>>651329554The only good thing in the Expanded mod is that it added a rich mom you can marry.
>>651328830blond bimbos aren't popular anymore
>>651328830>generic blond #3997252478338Boring is boring.
>>651329307I will now play your game.
Notice how the spambot left this thread alone only because OP didn't mention Stardew Valley.
>>651328830They don't feel worthy.
>>651329618I'm gonna need sauce chief
>>651328830it's more the type of person who would play this faggy game hates the standard blonde beauty.
>>651328830Because she talked shit about my shoes but came crawling back when I became the richest person in the valley.
>>651329392I masturbated furiously to the high school Stacy bullies, still do sometimes years later
contrary to popular belief, men dont like women THAT dumb, especially not blatant whores.The whole "I fucked my way through school because I dont know how to read teehee" will never be attractive in a partner.
>>651332610Isn't Hogwarts students all underage?
Are the porn mods any good yet?
>>651340736its just stick figures rubbing on each other
>>651340227Exactly. They were fine with that, but then tiny little pixels in one of the tamest loli mods out there was too much.
>>651336083He left the thread alone because it's overnight burger hours. If you want a stardew thread without him, just make threads around this time, but the board moves far slower.
>>651340736You guys ask this, but what exactly are you expecting out of stardew? The sprites are 8x16 pixels and the farmer makes it near impossible to really do anything with him.
>>651342368text based erotica
>>651342368In my youth we fapped to purely text based games that were in windows command prompt looking thing
>>651342605Would clash with the rest of stardew when you dump a book on them over a black screen, but I suppose that's possible.
>>651331123>>651337653lilylanessHad to reverse search Yandex for another video, then google the sound.
>>651329618she looks like she would get me killed in a bar fight
>>651342917She's not as hot in her other pictures as she is in the webm. This always happens.
>>651342605bruh, just get a NovelAI subscription and make your own.
>>651331590What kind of coomer mods are there?
>>651340196For me is crazy gal Emily
>>651328830This isn't remotely true, Haley is part of the power three, consisting of her, Penny and Abigail. that /v/ loves. Emily has a few deluded fans while Leah and Maru are unpopular here. I don't even think the wider community hates Haley given her character development, attractiveness and the fact that nobody likes Alex, her supposed love interest. Poor Penny has gotten some hate lately but that's about it.
>>651328983I've always speed run getting her friendship to four hearts before the spring dance so I have someone to dance with, even if I am not going to marry her. Given that, I have barely seen her "bitchy" dialogue.
Obviously people aren't familiar with the best mod ever.https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10005
I marry my irl wife in the game
>>651347812The most zoomer mod ever made. Why do zoomers love being fincucked by women
>>651328830The blonds are dumb sterotype, hence the unpopularity
>>651328830Too bitchy for my taste and she sounds like a girl that moves from one dick to another if given a choice. Her sister Emily is better, She loves you unconditionally.
>>651340196But you are describing Emily, not Haley. Emily's the one with multiple love interests and fucks you in a tent in her 10 heart event.
>>651347812but does it have reverse rape content?
>>651328983This.She's súper sweet later and happy to being a Farmer-girl.
>>651347812Why women are so evil?
>>651349378women are naturally cruel. it usually serves a purpose of continuation since they're weaker and dumber than dudes but in the modern world it's been perverted, as with all things.
>>651349378any woman who played this game is the opposite of haley, which is why they all hate her anyone who claimed they are just like her are either larper or a man
>>651329391The goat is Harvey, Alex is top left
Top mods:>buff Farmer, so you dont look like a twink>Automaton>Expanded+Ridgeside (with bboong portraits)>Free Love+more children>hug and kisses>better bed and house>better Ranching and Friendship>some filter for grafix
>>651330052Lmao you get no bitches.
>>651330045No, most people are just NPC-s
>>651328830>https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10005Because mostly non experienced virgins play these kinds of games. Men who have been in relationships know that Haley is the quality woman
>>651328830I picked Leah because I'm marrying the chick, she likes nature and art. I like nature and art. I like hot blondes too, but the hot blonde doesn't like anything I like. I would have picked her if Leah wasn't an option.
>>651328830>dude... the wife gets good 1 year in!
>>651331123No I still went for her in my lesbo route because she is hot but I cant stand the disrespect.
If your Stardew Valley thread doesnt have Jas in it, its a tranny threadGoodbye
>>651350862>1 year You can speedrun Haley and marry her near autum in 1st year.
>>651328830Do you have a source on that? While Maru is widely known to be unpopularity and Abigail is almost certainly the most popular I haven't seen any evidence of Haley being unpopular. I could buy a lot of people being put off by her first impression though, as many waifufags want a perfect/quirky anime waifu like Penny/Abigail.
>>651351774just trust me