How do we fix the animal meta?
>>651320156Æūgh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6F0y3eU0QThread soundtrack.
>>651320156Bugs should have reduced spawn ratesFuckers zerg rush my food, my wood, my dirt, my crops and even my bloodNerf fucking when
>>651320156>tranimals thread>AGAINMods, janitors, you know what to do.
>>651320156I feel bad for Crabs. They have all this chitin, and big claws, but always seem to be at, or near the bottom of the food chain.They just want to walk sideways, what is so wrong with that?
I fucking hate animals
>>651320212° - °
>>651321107that is incredibly badass
>>651321107How do you not hear that.
>>651323217big cats are stealthier than they look.
>>651323217>hearingyou see any ears, retard?
>>651321107I would have thought a croc would fuck a leopard up
>>651321689I have whatever the crab equivalent of monkey hate is. I fucking love seeing these dumb fucking crabs get shredded and ripped apart. They are so fucking stupid, they don't even realize they are about to get turned into dinner. I also love those videos where they get sucked into pipes and shit, seeing their shells crunch and crack as they get sucked inside, snuffed out in an instant. Fuck crabs.
>>651320212>This kills the crab.
>>651320508kino record i haven't heard it
>>651320212Why the fuck would someone do this?Imagine being a human and having this happen to you…
>>651320508Will dragons evolve into crabs?
>>651323406nope. panthers and leopards merc those river bastards, and drag them up trees.
>>651323406it's not a crocthe video is probably from Brazil or Paraguay and they don't have crocodiles, just alligators
>>651321107OH YOU THIRSTY? FUCK YOUEvery time that webm is posted, I hope someone posts this one. Fuck off.
>>651323508pufferfish hungry
>>651323508>imagine being a human
>>651320212Holy thats a strong boy
>>651323575unfathomably based
>>651323580What a big bully :(
>>651323508why the fuck would someone feed their fish food? carnivores should just frickin die >..<
Mosquito OP pls nerf
>>651320212Look how happy he is!
>>651323604Cheetah are the weakest big cat only good to run and cuddles
>>651323508If you were a crab I could crush and eat you :)
>>651320212if that thing can crack a crab it would guaranteed fracture a hand beyond repair
>>651320212>Be not far from me, for trouble is near, and there is none to help. Many bulls encompass me; strong bulls of Bashan surround me; they open wide their mouths at me, like a ravening and roaring lion. I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint; my heart is like wax; it is melted within my breast; my strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to my jaws; you lay me in the dust of death. For dogs encompass me; a company of evildoers encircles me; they have pierced my hands and feet— I can count all my bones— they stare and gloat over me; they divide my garments among them, and for my clothing they cast lots. But you, O LORD, do not be far off! O you my help, come quickly to my aid! Deliver my soul from the sword, my precious life from the power of the dog! Save me from the mouth of the lion! You have rescued me from the horns of the wild oxen! I will tell of your name to my brothers; in the midst of the congregation I will praise you: You who fear the LORD, praise him!
>>651323774this
>>651323406I thought that was jaguar
I was a fish once, it was awful. You'd think you'd stop feeling wet but no, constant wet feeling. Wouldn't recommend.
>>651323604>Destination: Fucked
>>651323624>imagine being at computers
>>651323546It's their destiny.
>>651323438They're just crabs, What did they do to you to warrant such hatred?
>>651323919it is
>>651323508>Imagine being a human
>>651324358I can't believe the guy who recorded this fucking died at the end.
>>651323198>attacking from behind>badassKill yourself
>>651323508>and having this happen to you…Getting fed?
>>651325486stealth attacks are based you little SHIT
>>651321107
>>651323869>the chicken and the key
>>651325486>being such a coward you hide inside the water everyone else has to drink>still can't kill anything unless you can drag it into the deep water where you can rollthe jaguar just casually breaks necks in one move
>>651325486
>>651325752>chaos...control!
>>651323869chaotic based
Are crocodiles the biggest faggots on the planet? They only have one tactic in camping.
>>651320156>"Money money money mon- ayo wtf"d his way out of a gruesome deathWhat a lad. Look at him go.>>651323869Man these niggas really hate mosquitos
>>651323604Why is it so satisfying?
>>651325667Tigers are based
>>651325969It's worked for literally millions of years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3TVkxaJ5Y8
>>651321107That never would've happened to a HIPPOCHAD
>>651324147Something about just how inherently stupid they are. They look so goddamn retarded, they fucking waddle around getting murdered along the way. I think it is how they are shaped and how they move around vacantly, like they don't have souls. I regularly binge videos of crabs getting killed in brutal ways and all I feel is a primal sense of joy at their destruction. I want Total Crab Death
>>651325486>getting so mad at someone finding cheetahs cool you tell them to commit suicideAutism
>>651321107>>651323604Why can't animals just eat plants so they can all get along?
>>651326202>white boi vs bbc
>>651326332They'd starve because not all animals can convert plant matter to energy well enough to sustain themselves
>>651326332heyfuck you
>>651320212I'm not sure if this kills the crab though.
>>651323508Can't cook food underwater.
>>651326779Explain boiling.
>>651326967Boiling is cooking for women and gays, real cooking is done on a grill.
>>651326310that's a jaguarcheetahs are too wimpy to pull shit like this
>>651325774>won't let the ambush predator set up his ambushWOOOOOOOW IT TOOK 3 OF YOU TO KILL ME
>game has jumpscares
>>651326202>elefanto-sama... I kneelAlso very nice touch he walks over the mud. Trying not to leave tracks? Or just a bitch cat scared of water?
>>651326967But then the fish would die
>>651327298Anon he is merely doing his morning calisthenics who are you to judge fatty
>>651323508fish gotta eat
>>651320212
>>651323546Reddit.
Gecko bros, we just cant stop winning
>>651320907/qa/ lost
>>651320907>tranimalsI mean this with all my heart: kill yourself. You're worthless as a person.
>class is naturally countered by another class>but in the hands of a pro the difference can be easily overcomegame for this feel?
>>651328181>Sacrificed himself for his buddy
>>651328396stupid rat get out of here
Is this /an/ thread?
>>651328604>I'll never have a monkebrobros...
>>651328604>>651328723That thing will rip your face off in a second. Found something funny and you accidentally smiled in front of monkeybro? Good night, sweet prince.
>>651328828only chimps do thata monke like the one on webm is chill
>>651328828You're thinking of chimps. They are the niggers of primates, don't drag the others down with them.
>>651327958
>>651328878>>651328890Chimps may be the most volatile, but any monkey at all is more than qualified to straight up fuck you up. And yes all of them do react to showing your teeth.
>>651328890>>651328878No all monkeys do that. There was some video of a white woman smiling at a monkey and it attacking her. People are the only ones stupid enough to not interpret showing teeth as a sign of aggression. Aww he's smiling uwu.
>>651328494That's a man-made structure, probably not that tall.
>>651323869TMD
>>651327298Kek animals are so fucking stupid. This is how they entertain themselves? He's literally playing with a rock. Meanwhile, I'm not satisfied unless the tv is on, I have a game in one hand, and social media on my phone in the other. Guess it just goes to show how much more advanced and sophisticated humans are in comparison.
>>651328396>morrowind fight music starts playing
N-NANI?
>>651329120>Guess it just goes to show how much more advanced and sophisticated humans are in comparisonNo, your brain is just fried.
>>651329003he's literally me...
>>651328396>Tom and Jerry
>>651325752Nothing personnel cub
>>651321107>me-ACK
>>651328950Any animal can mess with you. But the chances of being severely injured, even by a chimp, is low unless you're a frail person. You know the woman who had her face chewed off, that happened because she gave her "pet" chimp drugs. She was fat and lying down on the floor without defending herself while the chimp gnawed at her. Chimp strength is also vastly blown out of proportion, humans are actually slightly stronger just because of larger weight but chimps have more fast-twitch. Don't buy into fear-porn too much.
>>651328234>>6513282544trannel didn't soiface over tranimal media until the discord troon takeover, so shut the fuck up. I'm old 4channel. I came here in 2016 which is why I still remember a time when /v/ was nothing but on topic politics of vidya threads.
>>651329260>But the chances of being severely injured, even by a chimp, is low unless you're a frail personDon't know if b8 or genuinely fucking stupid and a potential chimp victim in the future.
>>651329252This must be a SEA thing.
>>651329252For the love of god Montressor!
>>651329108You're kidding right? Skyscrapers are man made and those are pretty tall.
>>651329260>even by a chimpHahaha you're fucking retarded. They have like 3X the strength of a ripped man. They would fucking murder you.
>>651329252Of all the questions to ask, I'm wondering why they filled it with sunflower seeds?
How do we fix the sexism meta?
>>651328950>showing your teeth when you smilefag
>>651329363You seen any skyscrapers made of stone blocks?
>>651329441>has wings>doesn't flyWomen are so stupid.
>>651329469Yeah
>>651328396>Kyogre vs Groudon
>>651328978how come monke all do that thing where they turn their lips inside out? are they actually trying to be threatening?
>>651323604Cheetahs are jobbers.They can't even climb trees.
>>651329469Dharm Tower is like 25 stories
>>651329446I haven't quite mastered the De Niro reverse smile, no.
>>651329409so it can eat and stay alive for longer.i genuinely do not know why they did this to begin with though. your brain behaves differently when you're born in china.
>>651329326You're being irrational, as a result of fear. But that fear wouldn't exist if people stopped wanking over it. The reason chimps scare you is because they have a strange appearance and act like psychos. >>651329389You are the retard here, its an old myth from a flawed study in the 20s. Nobody has been able ot prove it. Its been proven however time and again that they are only slightly stronger in terms of fast twitch. Its not crazy in any way. Stop with the fear porn. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514706/
>>651320212What kind of fish is this? And why is it so strong?
>>651329597You can't either fatty.
>>651329003>wake up>turn alarm off>lie back down>despair
>>651329343kek
>how do we fix the animal m-
>>651329701If it's black, fight backIf it's brown, lie downIf it's white, good night
>>651329441This guy has thrown like 10 other bugs off that tree to fuck her, he'll get that bug pussy wether she likes it or not.>>651329540They're too heavy to start flying in midair. But they're also too light to be injured by falling.
>>651329797Can jannies handle a shitpost this size?
>>651329797Damn, boy was constipated for 3 years
>>651329658>study shows that chimps are 50% stronger than humans at leastA chimp would break both your fucking arms and then shit on you if you ever tried to start anything with one. You're one of "those" retards.
>>651328710get your fake garbage outta here.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/obk4SACljA8
>>651323818happens to me all the time
>>651329441>>651329847Nature has always been about killing everything in your path and taking the pussy, not asking for it.Only humans are stupid enough to fall for this "consent" bullshit.
>>651323406You know how cats have that weak point on the back of their neck that paralyzes them, so mothers can easily grab it to carry their young? Crocs have something similar on the back of their neck/skulls area too, which is a massive weak point in the wild. Any stealth predator species that finds out about this now knows they only need to grab that one spot to win the fight.
>>651320212It would have been more humane to freeze the crab first, then thaw it out and feed it to the pufferfish. Crab would be dead (or at least comatose) and the fish wouldn't have been pinched on the lower jaw. Fish doesn't get hurt, crab gets to escape from mortal coil, everyone wins.
>>651330069Fuck you for posting that image.
>>651329672Pufferfish. They just are.
>>651329962>no proof whatsoever to back up his claim Again, you are the retard here. There is a video on youtube of a chimp going crazy on an average untrained guy who was just trying to get away and it could barely even throw him off balance, so much for super strength.
>>651323869those 6 millions mosquitos
>>651323604Heart breaking. I wonder what their relationship was. Siblings? Lovers? Both?
>>651329409The idea is to keep it fed. The reality is that covering it with sunflower seeds in such an enclosed space means it won't even be able to move it's claws to feed itself. At best, it's going to be able to barely open one seed shell and get stuck, if it even survives that long without air. Vid is fake (edited) anyway.
>>651330069yeah that point is called the spinal cord you retard
how do we fix the breed meta?
>>651329672Mbu Puffer, from Africa. Eats nothing but animals with hard shells. Grows to about 30 inches. They'll fuck you up. Never put your fingers or pp in its thank.
>>651330335>at the end where he just wastes the water and ruins it for everyoneWhat a dick.
>>651330406>I'll f-frick you upI could beat the shit out of that nerdy fish
>>651321689sidewalker claws typed this post
>>651330217>no proofMost people don't have sub zero IQ and think they could fight a chimpanzee so you're not going to see much of that. A delusional faggot like you would get mangled.
>>651330491No, it would turn you into a hashtag.
>>651330335>>651330459What was even the story behind this dog and video? Any sauce?
>>651330550Surprisingly wholesome video, thanks anon
>>651330519Kek, so you have no argument left and all you can do is insult me. Interesting.
>>651326332>every animal decides to eat plant, all is peace>1 faggot species decides to evolve to eat animal>becomes apex preditor, rewarded for its faggotryprisoner's dillema
>>651323501It's older than you are, senpai.
>>651329274don't you think this post reads the same whether you're being sarcastic or not?
>game has delayed input
>>651330673>yeah bro I could totally like beat up a chimpThat's the sum of your argument. Even the study you linked says your ass would get whooped kek
>>651330547Shut the fuck up you fishy fuck.
>>651323508are you suggesting to feed a pufferfish carrots?
>>651323853They have cut chunks out of islanders so deep that they bleed out and die.
>Monkey>Apes>Bears>ParrotsWhat is it with climbing and intelligence?>Gorillas can't climb you dumbass
>>651330335why don't they just gang up on him and kill him?
>>651330868>0:56Holy shit
>>651330335> owner/caretaker just watching and filming
>>651330908Oh god, not that video again.>>651330903Nah, fuck you, an Mbu puffer would unsubscribe you from life.
>>651330963>>651330612It's from china.
>>651330847Someone post the husky vs border collie agility
>>651330063Very dumb and reductive take on the incredibly varied world of animal reproduction rituals. Many animals ask for need to prove themselves to the female they want to fuck (which is basically asking for consent). Not to mention all the animals that don't really give a shit and just spray cum and eggs in the water.
>>651329389The most dangerous thing about an animal attacking you comes more from the fact that they don't hold back. If a person gets attacked by a chimp they'll more likely try to get the chimp off of them but not kill while the chimp will be out for blood. If the roles were reversed a human can pull off a chimps' arms. One foot on the back, grabbing both arms, pull.
>>651326332even herbivores eat meat
>>651331221>filename
>>651330519Chimp strength is only pound-for-pound, and big males get like 135lbs.So a chimp is 5x stronger than a 135lb male human. To put that in perspective, that about equal to the strength difference between an average man and an average woman.Essentially, Brock Lesnar would kill a chimp 1v1.
>>651323604lizard bros we're eating well tonight
>>651331275this isn't reddit, nigger. you don't need to epic upvote posts.
>>651331285>135lb male human
>game has parry
>>651331246>
>>651331340t. nigger
>>651330896Never even said that. Your claim is that chimps have "3X the strength of a ripped man" and would "break both your fucking arms", which is verifiably false and retarded to claim when thats not even how they fight. They use dirty tactics like biting and mangling exposed areas on your face or your nuts. You're making them out to be some kind of unstoppable force, like you're obsessed with worshipping them. I just pointed out your retardation like people have been doing for years now.
>>651331286Who was in the wrong here?
>>651323604lmao jaguar would've tanked that shit
>>651320156MONEYMONEY MONEY
>>651331246Yeah dude you could totally just pssh nothin personal a raging chimp and grab both his arms from behind kek
>>651330612huskies are major cuntssimple as
>Mission begins in 60 seconds
>>651331023Wild moose on the loose!
>>651329672the inflatable poisonous fish, some people like to eat it
>>651331394>like people haveNobody says this. Literally nobody is retarded enough to believe they could take on an ape. Only dudebros say faggy shit like that.
>>651331418In picrel the man is objectively in the right. You fuck with my food, you die. Very simple.
>>651331418>NOoooo not the hecking flying rats!!
>>651331469Point is that a chimp wouldn't be strong enough to pull back. It's not like a gorilla that would easily get out of this and then just stomp a person's face until it was a fine paste.
>>651331435No, I don't believe it would have.Jags are badass, but Nile crocodiles are almost worse than salties, even though they aren't quite as large. They're one of the largest, and they're mean motherfuckers. Jag wouldn't stand a chance 1v1 against one that size.
>>651331567Man that must've been one nasty ass carrot
>>651331158Ah, so the dog wants to get fatter to get get cooked first?
>>651331642>>651331418
>>651331558wow they're just like /v/
>>651331453I don't know why everyone is freaking out. He's just doing the humans a solid and putting the cage back in the boat. Some people are so ungrateful.
>>651331708based
>>651331418This is what happens when you don't fight back.Seagulls need to be exterminated before they learn from the emus and wage a full-scale war.
>>651331775>OHHH >Gahhdamm.... I can't breathe>HHHHHGGFGHHGHFFFFHH
>>651331023place looks comfy as fuck, even with those around
>>651323508sea claws typed this post
>>651331671If you magically could get into the position where you have both its arms and pinning it from behind, I'm sure you'd win. Most humans can't get out of that either. Good luck catching that slippery raging fuck.
>>651331579>BROOOO BROOO A CHIMP WOULD LIKE, UHM, TOTALLY RIP YOUR HEAD OFF EVEN THOUGH THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED ITS JUST SOMETHING I THOUGHT ABOUT OMG CHIMPS ARE SO FUCKING SCARY BROS IM GONNA PISS MYSELF This is you. You are a faggy faggot, buying into fear porn. You are the gayest faggot in this entire thread. Grow some balls.
>>651331772he could've left half of his face therewhat a retard
>>651331206>environmental execution
>>651331286'ate 'em gullsluv me some fish n chipssimple as
>>651331846that's what places look like where only whites live
>>651330090>antifa dog
>>651329441>skeet and yeet
>>651331775Oof right in the bear necessities!
>>651331382why naruzoomer trying to shill his dead series from a shitty era?
>>651329441bugs owe me sex
>>651331989it was the best era shut up
>>651331890>A CHIMP WOULD LIKE, UHM, TOTALLY RIP YOUR HEAD OFF EVEN THOUGH THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENEDNo, because it would be too quick. Chimps are sadistic bastards and would rather gnaw your face off and watch you scream until you bleed out.
>>651331206
>>651331418Don't steal human food. Maybe killing is too much (because then the gull can't teach its kids to not fuck with humans), but at least severe damage should be done.
>>651331890You will never fight a chimp and win. You will always be a pussy hiding behind a screen pretending he's less of a faggot than he actually is.
>>651331772What a retard, just asking for it. Turtles are fucking predators, just check on YT snapping turtle attacking his prey.
>>651332025narushit was always shit but the other stuff were better you're right sorry
>>651331642This but unironically.>YEW GOT A LOICENSE TO SMASH SEAGULLS M8?
>>651323508>wait, why aren't all the animals getting along in one big happy family like in my Disney movies? HELP ME R/REDDIT I THOUGHT VEGANISM WAS GOING TO LEAD TO WORLD PEACE BY DEPLETING HARMFUL TESTOSTERONE AND HELP ME BECOME A WOMAN! ARE YOU TELLING ME I DRANK ONIONS FOR NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAGH I CUT MY DICK OFF FOR NOTHING WHAT DO YOU MEAN DR.SHEKELSTEINWITZBERG LIED TO AAAAAAH OH GOD I RUINED MYSELFI TRIED OVERFEEDING MY CAT WITH VEGAN MEAT BUT SHE BECAME SICK AND DIED INSTEAD OF BEING A HECKIN CUTE CHONKER I CAN'T DO IT I'M GOING TO R/KILLMYSELF ACK ACK *decomposes as bacteria fight over xer body instead of getting along like a 3 dimensional disney movie*
>>651332061i've seen itthat fucking pineapple got what it deserved
>>651330423this cat is spicy
>>651332137
>>651331347Can't tell if that's a transman, transwoman, or someone ungerdoing cancer treatment.
>>651332101Holy FUCK brits are such fucking pussies. >here's your THOUSAND dollar fine and you're grounded!!Fucking nuke that shithole
>>651328396a cornered rat can bite a cat
>page 9what the fuck, did jannies put us on autosage?
>>651332112YOUJUST
>>651332261Crazy motherfucker Coyote Peterson truly fears nothing. What was the aftermath? Too bloody to show on Jewtube?>>651332326They always do.
>>651332043Elephants are imba. Who designed these unbeatable killing machines??
>>651332341UH OHSTINKY
>>651332341you can hear and smell that webm
>>651332326Animals are powerful, people are rightfully afraid of them but tend to run away instead of kneeling in respect.
rattatooie is real bros
>>651332441do americans really?
>>651332261This fucker has been bit and stung so many times, I guarantee he has fucking nerve damage in his hand at this point.
>>651332467Aesop knew this.
>>651329635feng shui
>>651332472These rodents, whatever they are called, always clean themselves like that in nature. The guy just gave it a little soap for the lulz and everyone went NOOOO IT'S LITERALLY BURNING HIM THIS IS LITERALLY ABUSE I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RN
>>651332648Pacarana
>>651332634Why this nigga got no tusks>>651332704Woah that thing is huge. Double the size I expected it to be
>>651332704>>651332472It looks like an anthro wtf?
>>651330254Mother and child, you can see the cheetah that got eaten still has some of its kitten "mohawk" fur on its back
>>651332740Poaching has caused elephants to start losing the tusks.
>>651332856>Poaching has caused elephants toI don't think evolution works that fast, buddy. Unless you mean they take their tusks without killing them now.
>>651332908>Fletchinder vs Scyther.webm
>>651332908as soon as he did the mantis stance that bird fucked right off
>>651332916It literally does, though? All it takes is one tuskless mutation in the population for that elephant to have a fitness advantage. A couple generations of poaching later, and you can have a largely tuskless local elephant population.
>>651332916https://www.npr.org/2021/10/22/1048336907/elephants-tuskless-ivory-poaching-africa
>>651332908Brave warrior
>>651332916Conservationists preemptively cut the tusks off elephants in areas prone to poaching
>>651332916if they kill all the long tusked elephants, and leave all the ones with shorter and shorter tusks, what do you think is going to happen?
>>651332341With the swamp ass stink of a bear, you'd think the smell of a skunk wouldn't bother it.
>>651333116>what do you think is going to happen?Not them losing them entirely in our timeline.
>>651333152>>651333116>timelineI meant in our lifetime. fuck.
>>651332059No matter how angry you get at me you know I'm right. Even you could defeat a chimp, if you just stopped falling for the misanthrope garbage and made an effort to become stronger and more aggressive. We should all hope to beat a chimp to death one day.
>>651331393What do you think he whispered to him at the end?
>>651329658>being a human>intentionally posting a paper which states there's a 7–8 million year decline between the chimp's maximum dynamic force and power output and yours
>>651333152A mutation where something atrophies because it was no longer necessary takes a lot of time, but a mutation where specifically not having something gives an active advantage could easily lead to a much faster change.
>autosagejannies are no fun allowed
>>651333213I'm sure ivory poaching has been going on for centuries. It doesn't help that their population is getting smaller, funneling mutations.
