A thread for Splatoon 3, Splatoon 3 discussion, and general Splatoon related content
Do you guys not even care anymore? You literally said it's a general.
https://twitter.com/udemae3/status/1703602609939206208
>>651288186most skilled reeflux user:
Splatoon 3 is in such a weird spot now for me. Side Order is looking great but it's landing towards the end of the overall game's lifespan, I get that Octo Expansion was also the best part of 2 but the gap in quality seems even larger here.I'm not really complaining as much as I am confused that they keep putting the most time into this singleplayer stuff while everything multiplayer related is struggling hard.
Is there a way to get the level 100 reward from the last catalog
>>651288587Wait a year
>>651287727Shiver won btwI made bread and Shiver wonIt's all thanks to me
>>651288587I think you can get catalog stuff from the gacha machine in the lobby and from mystery boxes on current catalogs
>>651288186did he post the replay codebecause i need to know how it's possible to even die that muchif a death/respawn is 10 seconds, then over a 5 minute match that's "only" 30 deaths, and from the pic he posted that guy wasn't running any QR nor did they have any coolers
dummy
>>651290004Oh yeah he didR16U-SR93-KA3D-KDVV
>>651288186>bear ears>sailor uniformheh
I hate the fact that males and females share animations, e is the worst game because of this
>>651288931I don't think I've ver gotten a piece of gear from there lol, is it possible now?
>>651291092not sure about gear to be honest
>>651290701what drives a person to do thishe was playing normally at first, died once, then did this for the remainder of the match
>>651291092>>651291371Gear it seems your fucked. If this season's catalogue is anything to go by they might add past sets to the upcoming ones.
>>651291450Man, how tilted do you have to be?
>>651291450Pure autism
>>651291450he even messed it up once, landed properly on the stage, then jumped off
>>651291450I once had a wiper I got paired with 3x in a row on my team, that stood in place and did absolutely nothing but attack me everytime I'd be near him, dont know wtf I did but it costed me my rank up battle
>>651291450>worlds least impatient splatoon player after 1 death
>>651288587Only if it shows up in new catalogs as repeats
I'm just here for Salmon Runand Squid MILFs.
Sr after rotation Clique time
>>651295309Kino
>>651287727I claim this thread for porl
>blatant general on /v/every poster in these threads getting permabanned from /v/ and moved to /vg/ fucking WHEN?
>>651295556when you apply for janitor
>>651295556It's just the salmon run clique that turns this thread into a general.
>get a triple while on tower but I fall off (fall very far cause wahoo world)>nobody on team gets on tower to continue push
>>651295556When Frye wins a fest:(
>>651295556This isn’t a general. Did your vidya butts thread get pushed off the catalog? B
>>651295882they just gave up on her, huh?
>>651296052Someone has to believe in her and it may as well be me.
>blatant general on /v/based. I wish some other playerbases from /vg/ had the balls to split off onto here and shed their cancer.
i promise i wont steal your big shot kills
did you know that /vg/ invented the word general
>>651296205you will not go alone brother
>>651295989Those butts threads get sniped off frame 1 nowadays. I dont remember the last time I seen one with more than like 2 replies.
>>651296205I commend your frye love. Even she deserves fans
>246 tableturf levels
>>651296407i hope he can find it in his heart to forgive the unforgivable
Imagine playing in DEENS room
>dynamo fucks up during glowfliesWhy
Big run numbersBeautiful tornado wave
>64 eggs on tornadogotta be a record for me, good shit guys
>>651295989Dude the OP literally says "A thread for Splatoon 3, Splatoon 3 discussion, and general Splatoon related content". That is quite literally a general.
>>651297628Nobody does this, he's blacklisted
Horror on this map is awful
>>651297628>>651298170Rent free
>>651298078OP is wrong sorry
>>651298078oh my god not the heccin video gamerinos on the video game board what ever will we do?krill yourself.
>>651298442that's an old one
>>651299370strawman. Not an argument. Get off of /v/.
>bluefin depot is returningnice>new specialsI am scared. Nogame, don't take us back to Splatoon 2. Please!!
>>651299520There is literally nothing wrong with talking video games and playing video games with anons on /v/. I'm sorry that we bumped you're 50th discord thread off the catalogue you backseat janny.
>>651299551so far the new specials have started out rather undertuned, excluding crab which has taken a lot of hits since then. they're playing it safe
>>651295882>>651296517frye and marina are the cutest idols
Is there any reason to use Super Chump when Tenta Missiles already exist?
>>651299709I'm not worried about new specials. I just hope we don't see certain returning specials.
SR Inkbrush buff ideaInstead of bumping and bouncing when you roll with it, you can push into enemies and drill them to death. You also lose collision and can roll right through lessers to get to the shore
>>651300061Such as?
>>651300061>it's ink armor
>>651299551>new specialshuh?
>>651300061Bubble blower makes its return. Hope you liked S2’s custom e-liter
>>651299931frye and porl*
>>651295989you will never be based like the vidya butts poster, you will always be a reddit tourist
>>651300136Ray or Armor would be a disaster. Bomb Rush/Launcher would be disappointing, but not the end of the world.Princess Cannon/Hyperbomb would be kino.
Thanks for taking care of those big shots
>>651299931sounds racist, anon
>>6513001782 specials were datamined in the recent update. Much like how season 3 came with super chumps and kraken we’re looking at more specials coming. Could be a new and returning special like in season 3, but no idea yet
>>651300658With Killer Wail 5.1, I don't think you have to worry about Stingray coming back.
>>651300757I hope we can summon cohocks like a necromancer
>Side order looks great>the basegame squandered ChaosBest Agent always wins. Order won.
If you’re a boy and you have the deep cut emote you look so gay
>>651298170Who are the people in this black list
>>651301389All the male’s in this game are gay af
This is why I don’t like to play with randoms
>>651295414PEARL GANG, RISE UP!!!
Of course the rando gets the roller on glowflies and is a fucking retard
>>651295768I have to agree. A few days ago they were talking like fags saying things like "I'm was walking my maws" and other cringe shit. If this shit continues I might stop playing with them altogether.
>no tournament recruitment post in this threadWhat did you already get all of the people that play ranked?
>>651301820Explain to me why she's turned into R2-D2.
>>651295414>Pearl is my favorite idol>I am a member of Team OrderThe DLC has been such a massive win for me. Now they just need to announce an option to play as an inkling instead of an ocoling.
>Fug>Get Sploosh>Stand on a fish stick and shoot its body for the whole round>35 second killI think I helped a lot
>>651301939It will definitely continue and they don't need you to play with them. That's the point, they're a clique. Best we can do is shun them and report for avatarfagging. They're the worst posters in these threads.
>>651295414>>651301820This squid is 27. What an old hag.
>>651298170>blacklisting players in the poolimagine being this much of a faggot
>>651288587Wiki says you can only buy it after maxing out its catalog, so your only chance is through the shell-out machine.
I just realized they screwed us out of another potential Big Run on / near Halloween since they already did this seasons' immediately instead of waiting until later, unless they do another one after the mid-season patch which I doubt they ever will bother to
>>651302212I don't mind octo anon since he actually talks about the game. it's the cringe larping that's starting to get annoying. And of course that faggot laphi is in on it.
>there are faggots upset that people are talking about video games on /v/Pathetic. What, did someone push off your uuooohh thread or blatant politics threads thinly disguised as vidya comics? Mad that the jannies axed another worthless basedjak or pepe thread? Go eat some damn paint chips or something, loser.>>651300757>2 specials were datamined in the recent updateOh shit.>>651300860>Best Agent always winsWell obviously, now she gets TWO DLC campaigns!
>>651302032I see it as either two ways…either Pearl is Remotely helping Agent 8 with the Pearl-Bot as a way to communicate…or somehow, Pearl’s mind had somehow got copied into the Pearl-Bot effectively making it “A Pearl. but not “The Pearl”
>>651302617You're getting nothing for Halloween. Get over it. Don't know why you fags have faith in these retards.
Sorry, had to go.
GGs salmon run clique bros
>>651302921Likely not that complicated and is just some bot for communication. Could have to do with the environment being dangerous, or 8 being somehow stuck in fucked inkopolis square, or whatever
The Pearl-Drone is adorableI hope we can get one to put in our Lockers!
>>651302617>I just realizedWhy did you even expect a Halloween big run in the first place? They've consistently been the first event of every season, and this season started in September. If anything, I was personally bracing myself for a potential Splatoween event. At least I was until we got the anniversary splatfest this month. Now I'm not expecting jack shit.
>>651302749You guys who spend all this time gossiping about other players are genuinely the biggest faggots in the thread and I dont know how you dont see it. t. not in le clique, fuck off you gossiping tweens
>>651302749>I don't mind octo anon sin-And opinion discarded, that's the worst one easily
>>651303429Gatekeeping to raise the quality of the threads is 4chan culture, newfag. If someone is shitting up the thread we should do what we can to get rid of them. It has always been this way.
>>651303631You are shitting up the threads worse than anything
>>65130221928 now, it's good to see a female character not be made with the design of a 40 year old woman for once.people seem to forget women don't age once they hit 18 -20 anymore until around their 40, at least the ones with good genes.
>>651303320I wanted more Pearl-bot porn by now. I'm disappointed, Internet.
So what’s the deal with 8?
>>651303429I only post about them when they start acting like faggots, otherwise I only post when I'm actually playing.
>>651303713>fags avartarpost and attentionwhore daily in every thread>tell the fags to fuck off>"you guys are the worst for telling the fags to leave"You might be retarded. Fix the root of the problem if you think this is bad. With your logic we should just let anyone shit up the board and never complain about anything because that would be annoying to you. Whatever, fag.
>>651303631No, that’s not culture. That’s general-tier cliqueishness which is ironic seeing as how that’s what you always cry about. Your “gatekeeping” doesnt even fucking work because none of the people you endlessly bitch about have left, and they probably never will. Get a new fucking hobby, you suck at your “job”. Now go ahead and accuse me of being every name in the pool you little twat, you’ll never get it right.
>>651304020t. laphittv
>>6513038968's life is just suffering, really. That's the cost of wanting her back.So, do you think only 8 can play the DLC or can we unlock it for Agent 3 as well after completing it?
>>651304017Your shit literally is completely ineffective. You are the most annoying nigger in these threads, and I dont say that lightly. If that was your intent, congratulations! Otherwise reassess yourself because you cant even do the one thing you claim you’re doing effectively.
>>651303896Lil' judd is making clones of her.
>>651304143Always wrong. You’re obsessed with that fag
>>651304020prochara
>>651304017I haven’t noticed the former
>>651303447Nah. I'll always defend him because he actually talks about the game, unlike the rest of the fags posting nonsense and starting shit for no reason like you.
>>651303896Take the Pearl Palette Challenge.
just blacklist them like the blacklist schizo did
>>651303841same
>>651304353The blacklist isn't good enough. I don't even think John uses the pool anymore. He just joins his clique off of his friends list and uses the thread as a chatroom. Him being here makes every thread worse.
>>651303896Other than being adorable? Not sure, but it's not looking like this DLC is gonna be about her suffering. Not in any apparent way, at least, as people were initially thinking. Might just be caught up in some bullshit because she's one of the few capable of tackling it.
>>651304159Given it’s 8’s story you’ll play as her only no doubt though a post-game hard mode with 3 or 4 would be pretty kino
>>651304280
Have you made sure to lick your squid's armpits today?
>>651303896She’s our quirky precious baby, you gotta give her special attention
I hope side order is not garbage like OE and 3 campaign. I miss the splat 1 and 2 single player format.
>>651304702We already know it's going to be different from all those things. It's a roguelite mode intended for replayability.
>>651304583>though a post-game hard mode with 3 or 4 would be pretty kinoConsidering this is going to be an allegedly replayable experience, that would actually be kind of cool. I was thinking more along the lines of them being cameos or guest party members.
>>651304143From what I've seen. He's been a part of all of the problems everyone is complaining about.
>>651304457Whoa anon careful or you'll trigger his #1 dick rider G >>651304341
>>651304492Likely the latter yea, but a campaign about her inner struggles and all that would be pretty kino. More characterization and her lens on the world and her place in it. Pair it with some OE-tier gameplay and you got something amazing
>>651304647I'm not licking another guys armpit
I see more namedrop drama schizo posting from this faggot than I do from any other one of you fags
>>651304647Licked clean
>>651304647I licked his feet
>tfw blacklisted so no one wants to play with me anymore
>>651305304that you gibbs?
Haven't been able to get on so how is the sr rotation?
>>651305614Solid weapons save for the inkbrush
>>6513056143 very strong weapons and Inkbrush. Pretty good I say.
My cheeky squid (and her armpit)
>>651305614It's good. It's the highway and you've got dynamo + sploosh. inkbrush and 96 gal are the other two which round it out imo.
>>651305614Pray you get people that know how to use the dynamo
>>651305701lickable (her armpit)
>>651305614has paintbrush so its excellent already, make sure to leave the big shots for the brush user
Why can't the Gloogas be as fun as the other heavy weapons like Dynamo and E-liter?
>>651305614Why the fuck does 90% of Marooner's Bay rotation have a charger? Tired of using chargers on that map.
>>651305779All inkling girls have lickable armpits
>>651304950That sounds like it'd be great, but not likely. These are still playable characters, and the devs seem rather adamant that the MCs be whoever the players want them to be. None of them thus far has been given much characterization in their own campaigns yet, aside from little things like smiles.Then again, they seem to have relented with OG Agent 3 and just made them the stoic, grizzled veteran that most of the fandom likes to portray. Perhaps Side Order will take it a step further and further build up 8 as a sweet, lethal angel. Lord knows I'd enjoy that.
Which agent is most suitable to be a mother and why is it 8? I guess 4 might make a good mom too but at this point she's probably dead.
>>651305614too hard for people at evp 40 or less
>>651306083Agent 2
>>651305832
>>651306145Okay /ink/, you wish. You're right though.
>>651306145Someone should draw her giving birth
>>651306145This guy knows what's up.
I played ten games in turf war and won once, and lost the rest.To be fair I was trying out a new weapon and wasn’t really sweating my ass off, but from the experience I’ve come to the conclusion that if I don’t even attempt to carry then the game tells me that I don’t deserve to win at all. The horrific matchmaking does not help.Had a literal new player on my team while the other had a top 500 player. What the fuck?
>>651306018Depends on if they delve more into 8 or not. Having her be the protagonist from OE does automatically give her characterization given what’s carried over from that DLC, so depending on how it all plays out we could look to more characterization of her. It’s at least a lot more than what the usual story mode agents get for the campaigns. I think at the very least we’ll get something
>>651306705Turf wars does have a hidden MMR. Yours is probably kind of high.But do you ever wonder what it's like to be those timmies who can't hardly carry their weight? They're basically guaranteed to lose, I wonder do they have fun with the game still?
When will octo tranny learn that the avatarfagging has the opposite results of what he wants. I really don't like octolings anymore because I associate them with his posts.
>>651306503
>>651306871>
>>651306878I've always liked the super jump indicator. Whoever drew that is funny.
>>651306871Sounds like a you problem. I like octos more now
>>651307014That's the worst octoling artist
>still C- rank for no reason other than pure lazinessBack in S2 it felt like rank went up faster than it needed to, is that still the case in S3?
>>651306956Struck a nerve?
>>651307014God JT is a gift
>>651307168I just find it funny how you spend just as much time blogposting as the guy you whine about, except you're blogposting about thread personalities. It's some of the cringiest shit I've seen on this board.
>>651307014>>651307207I thought everyone said he went to shit. Why do you guys still like him if that’s that case?
>>651307168You can't just say that whenever someone replies to you. You didn't even say anything related to a personal attack to ask that question.
>>651306871>I hate this attention seeker>let me fucking talk about themInstead of bitching you should really get some bitches
>>651307275They have no taste. His stuff was better when not everything had to be a titty monster. His agent 4 art is good at least.
>>651307303You say that but it was octo tranny who replied to me, so it works out.
>>651306831>But do you ever wonder what it's like to be those timmies who can't hardly carry their weight? They're basically guaranteed to lose, I wonder do they have fun with the game still?That was my thought process through the whole thing. No way newer players have fun like this
>>651307479Nah, wrong again schizo kun. You haven't gotten my name right once. Do you even play this game btw?
>>651307275This is my favorite work of his. All of his new shit is trash.
i finally beat splatoon3
>>651306018>the devs seem rather adamant that the MCs be whoever the players want them to beI wouldn't be so sure on that. Nogami is, at the very least, clearly aware of how people love seeing the agents as real characters. I really think he wants to do more with them but maybe someone at Nintendo just isn't a fan or something.
>>651307560I do play this game and I've played with (You) as well.
>>651307104Well as long as your decent you should be able to get through the lower ranks fast in a couple series
>>651307673
>>651307697You're being an annoying twat. Play the game and stop being a dickwad
Both of you just ignore each other.
>>651307921me in the middlei'm in the box
>>651307921Both of these squids are cute
>>651307921>never got apartments
>add someone of the pool>friend request rejectedwhy would you betray me like this?
>>651308140because you’re a bad player
>>651308136What would be the point? You've already seen how useless the feature would be because of lockers.
>>651308271It would have looked better than stinky ol' lockers and been more fun to customize. I mean, it's partly the Animal Crossing dev team right? They could have done it.
>>651308271Going from your room to the city would mirror how the player is in their room booting up the game for some turf war or whatever
>>651308604I don't really think it would be any better. The problem with lockers is that they're a separate thing from the rest of the game. I don't think anyone cares about looking at how others customize them. It would be made worse by having to take a loading screen to see them.
Any sr rooms open?
>>651308140If you're in the SR clique we won't accept your friend request:1. laphittv2. Bigjohn3. Ricey4. Albatross5. Moonrunes guy6. G!!!7. Dogstalker
>>651308873host up
>>651309004Based
>all this namedrop faggotry/ink/ nerds get the fuck out
>>651309102This isn't /ink/, this is all /v/ drama. Pools were a mistake.
>>651308140how would you know your rejected? what if its just sitting in notifs
>>651308790I mean sure, at the end of the day it's not pertaining to the core gameplay but it's still nice set dressing to have in a game that thrives on it's style and setting.
>>651309004Who's we you speaking French?
For me it's Barazushi with Forge brand headphones.
>>651309413My problem is that it's just out of the way. Lockers are in the lobby without a loading screen and you can even look at them while queuing for a match. Even then most people ignore them completely. I'd rather more character customization since it's the kind of thing that players pay attention to constantly.
>>651309471real & true /v/ clique ofc
>>651306714Frankly, I'm just happy to even have 8 back. I thought it was gonna be a one and done deal, and was happy that she made it to the surface to a better life. Granted, another story means she'll through some more shit, but she can come out on top. I know it.>>651307690Really, now? That seems pretty cool, though I don't know if I believe it 100%. At the very least, that concept art shows something.>>651307921I love this art, though I am still pained by not having our own rooms.
>>651309471>never heard of the royal weWhat a plebeian
>matchmaking for 200 seconds>comm error>twice in a rowuhhh guys? What the fuck is happening
>>651309004>I made the listThe funny thing is that I only play with half of the anons on the list. And after the shit I witnessed last weekend, I'll be playing with them less.
>>651310712Nice try but you're still blacklisted with them.
>>651310704>3 times in a row
>>651310712I won't blacklist you at least. Anyone trying to distance themselves from the clique is a friend of mine.
>>651310712>the shit I witnessed last weekend,im out of the loop, what happened?
>>651287727>make a room for /v/tards>lose twice>coms errir>make room>erroir before creation happens>repeat 5x>run a turf war>90% of the match enemies just walk through our ink>go back to make room for /v/tards>still can'twhat nigger fuckery is this shit?Absolute insanity.
>>651311038IT KEEPS HAPPENINGLET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>651311437get better internet
>>651311027That's fine. I'm not going to force you to play with me.>>651311105I hate cliques, so seeing me on that list woke me up. I'm still going to play with those faggots just not as much.
>>651311452You okay anon?
>>651310712>And after the shit I witnessed last weekend, I'll be playing with them less.I was playing but I still have no idea what this is referring to.
I PAID $20 A YEAR FOR MATCHMAKING THAT WON'T LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME THE ONE NIGHT I SET ASIDE SPLATOON TIME AFTER WORK I'M NOT FUCKING OKAY ANON>still can't connect to matchamkingwhy does it work for TURF WAR but nothing else?!
>>651311919i had this happen to me before but in SR, restarting the switch let me que up fine once then went back to taking 200 secs to que againi wish you luck bro
>>651310704i'm getting the same shit.Is there some fucking server issue going on?
>>651311526You sound based. I like you. Wish I knew which one of them you were. My guess is on nipbro.
>>651311919Sorry bro
>>651311919I'm sorry, anon. I don't wage but I can empathize with being busy enough to need to set aside game time and then not be able to play. I hope it starts working for you.
>>651311512It aint my fucking net as I never had this issue in all my years of splatoon.>>651311919it's real bad anon.>>651311526Some faggots need to be attention whores. It's real sad. But it's fine, play with me anon.>still can't make a roomNINTENDO FIX YOUR SHIT YOU HAVE THE MONEY AFTER THE SWITCH FLOOD! RETARD ASS NIPS!I'mma bout quit off to baten kaitos swear on me mum.
New Agent 3 is currently the only member of the Squidbeak Splatoon to not be over 18.The cephs are aging...
I just googled nintendo online status and there's a twitter bot with updates. Apparently some issue is happeninghttps://twitter.com/NinStatusBot/status/1703973721369702663
>>651311994glad I'm not the only one, maybe they're some server fuckery going on>>651312357it's really activating my almonds here because I was in the middle of a rank up series, which surely is a wash now because I'm completely out of it. Maybe I'll try again in 30 minutes when zones comes on
>>651312517Yeah I just sat down to play and it's saying it's down for maintenance.
>>651312408I think you're going to have to try another day. Well... good luck.
>>651309102>/ink/ nerdslol, you fuckin idiots did this to yourself. stinkers dont know a single person from here.
Server issues? Shit, I was kind of hoping to make a SR room on the hour to get my bonuses. Though I'm compelled to ask, what servers?
>>651312408>Some faggots need to be attention whores. It's real sad.NTA but it's kinda funny because I know who posted this. Not that you were looking for attention or anything here. You seemed like the type that wouldn't mind the attention whores so I'm a bit surprised. You may be on everyone's blacklist but I'll make sure to join your rooms.
>>651312408Is there anything more ironic than whining about attention whores then begging for attention in the same post
It's over bros.
>>651312051I'm Anonymous
>>651312774the servers that you connect to for 0.00000001 seconds to matchmake that also go down for a few hours every fucking month. nintendo sucks man. Im not a shooter gamer so I never realized just how far behind this game is until I read an article a couple months back on its online infrastructure compared to other modern shooters infrastructure. and by modern I mean at least as early as PS4, maybe even late PS3/360 stuff.
>>651309004>>651309102Inkgen and Poolsclosed don't hate each other. They are even going to have a friendly match together. Stop forcing drama.
You guys need to start ignoring all namedropping and meta posting. just report all of it unless you for real want to see these threads get banned off /v/.
>>651313004Clearly you didn't try to play Brawl online. Nintendo's online has been ass for a long, long time. Current Switch is almost the worst it's been, it's a miracle to me that Splatoon works as well as it does. The only game that seems to work, too. You try to play Smash online, it's almost as bad as it was on Wii. Fucking Smash 4's online worked better despite being free.Well, I'm at least going to attempt to make a room. Probably gonna have connection issues, but it's worth a shot.
>>651313004You're just realizing this now?
>>651313035There definitely are some anons on both board that hate each other. We've got our fair share of fags and schizos though so it's not like better just because we're over here. I don't care which board someone is from as long as they contribute to the threads like a normal person.
>ANOTHER lagfest match of enemies in our inkACES MATE>>651312792If you are so smart name me then. I really don't care for that. And I'll at least put my name behind shit talking others so it's 'fair', but no I'm not seeking attention or whatever. It's just proper to put your name out if you sling shit so others on the team can properly correspond.That aside going 'hurf derf im black listing you' or just randomly seethe at /v/tards is pathetic. Very few people in the pool are so shit they deserve to be completely disregarded, profreshers just need to keep their ass out of EVP, and those under S rank need to fucking stay out.>i'll join your roomsIF I HAD ONE.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>651312682terrible day to be an octo. Off to Kaitos my Batens I guess.
>>651313294>Clearly you didn't try to play Brawl onlineNot that anon, but I remember my first online match on brawl being so laggy it took almost ten minutes for a three minute match to end. I somehow still won.
>>651313004Honestly with how bad it is I have no clue how anyone can support nintendo, let alone the funny cephalopod game, cause this is just unacceptable
>>651313450>play Brawl online>game starts>15 seconds for the match to start because it's choppy as hell>all three of the other players start taunting and crouching for the entire gameI don't think I played Brawl online for more than a dozen matches.
>>651313435lol I also know who you are since you're on my FL
>server undergoing maintenanceStraight up can't play. At least they had the decency to say it. So much for trying to make a room.>>651313450>>651313602Member Nintendo Wi-Fi USB Connector? Or whatever the white stick was called.
>emergency server maintanceBloody Hell.Welp today was a wash. Enjoy the shitfest squiddos. gonna play cards.
>>651313672Well that just means your good people with fabulous taste.
>>651313435>If you are so smart name me thenOkay Fangfox. Didn't know you were based before now. I still have never seen you play open like you claimed the other day though. I want to join at some point when you do. I want to play open with everyone who plays ranked in the pool.
>>651313602I had friends from the ign forums, myspace, and Allisbrawl that played brawl so I played online a lot.>>651313734>Member Nintendo Wi-Fi USB ConnectorNo I was wi-fi only up until a few weeks ago
Damn it, guess I'll play with the early morning guys.
>maintenenceAlright faggots which one of you broke the game
>>651313435You make good points but I hope your games don't get better you sound like a fag
>>651313979It was me
>>651313887>>651313435>fagfox
>>651314059he's in my blacklist
>People keep name dropping>My name hasn't shown up yet.Way to go, me. Guess I'm pretty good.
>>651313936I sure as fuck do, that dumb thing was the only way to connect online back in the day. Router was straight up incompatible with both Wii and DS.>>651314020You son of a whore.
>>651313887Bruh I play open or anarchy or X every day that isn't a salmon run refresh, and sometimes play even on those days pending on when I get off work or mood.Ranked is by far what I play most. Either way hopefully this shit is fixed tomorrow and I'll put in some open after my salmon orb and king caching.>>651313979It was BrunhildeHe is NOT sorry.>>651314014cry more bitch nigger.>>651314059>seething over my superioritysad anon.
>>651314228silence, [REDACTED]
>>651313734>Nintendo Wi-Fi USB Connectori fucking hated that thing
>>651314239stop sucking DEENS dick lmao
>>651314373>stop liking one of the most bro tier squids in the pool who always makes rooms.No.Stay mad.DEENS is a better player than (you).
Just sent the invite
>>651314239>get told to namedrop you if I really knew you were the one posting>do it>people start shit talking youSorry bro. I should have kept your identity to myself.I guess I must not be on when you play anarchy or X because I somehow only ever see you in salmon run. I'll join for open if our schedules somehow align.
>>651314517you did good work exposing fagfox
>>651314354A necessary evil, sadly. Though really, mine seemed to work more than it had any right to. People had horror stories about it.
>>651314517As I said before I really don't care.These cock monglers have been doing it for months now. Yet are far worse.Like I said last night I put in 2-2.5hrs in splatoon most nights. Which on salmon runs refreshes only gives 45 or so minutes for anarchy unless I get a really good early king. woulda done rainmaker tonight but servers decided to go spastic, so that's fun.
Hey Amy? Your veemo is adorable! but on the subject of that wave 1 wipe, I just want you to know YOU'RE THE REASON WE LOOOOOOOST!!!!
>SR players are actually dogshit in Turf Warlike clockworck
>>651314596>larp as supposedly hating a person>can't even identify them by posting style/how they typePlease ham it up some more you tard. Or maybe just develop your splatoon skills. Better yet name drop yourself so we know which shitter you are.
>>651314231>Router was straight up incompatible with both Wii and DSkek
>>651314913Pretty sure that's Chudcel. He always does this
>>651314852A whole year of this shit and /v/ can't into PVP
>>651314852I do alright for being sticks only
>>651313118If we start mass reporting all the namedropping and meta shit that will just bring more heat on this pseudo generals and jannies will shut it down if it winds up being more effort than its worth i.e. we keep asking them to clean it up
>284 posts>53 IPsthe absolute state of poolclosed
>>651315081
>>651312517damn, hopefully only a few minutes left
>>651315143There are few IPs because most of /v/ doesn't like Splatoon, they just masturbate to it.
>>651315143>open up /ink/ just to check>60 IPs, nearly 500 postsWooooow
>>651315175Problem?
>>651315227>imageI don't get it. What's he trying to say about it?
>>651315259>going to /nk/>evernice one, fagfox
>FINALLY got good rng to kill the imperal bettle in Baten Kaitos>Xehha even got attacked but didn't die FINALLYSQUID JESUS. I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU! PRAISE BE UPON HIM!>>651314990who? Is this the 'imagine playing alone' fag too?>>651315081You need to leave. Now.>>651315227>WII U>Not playing Squid JumpLOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!
>>651315380>>who? Is this the 'imagine playing alone' fag too?No, that's Sneed. Chudcel is the other one who always acts really gay every thread
>>651315380>who? Is this the 'imagine playing alone' fag too?I think that's many people at this point
I don't know why you want us to play PVP. I'm just gonna keep firing my Heavy Splatling until I hit something.Or my Wave Breaker does.
>>651315374swing and a miss champ.busy playing BK as I shit post here. Still never been to /vg/ in any compacity.Your seethe nourishes me.
Splatroon
>>651315380imagine joining the pool but playing SOLOjust leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass
>>651315546
>>651288445>Side Order is looking great but it's landing towards the end of the overall game's lifespanthe game came out a year ago and it's already dead?
>>651315510>sampleView the full sized image before saving it
>>651315380>You need to leave. Now.lol nigger I play with you all the time. I can even see what you're playing right now
>>651315510You WILL play PvP. And you WILL carry the timmies, as the enemy team has cracked out pros.You WILL like it. And you'll hit S+ after 5 rank up matches.
Open a room for turf war, NOW
>>651315639He just told us what he was playing now
>>651315764But the game's broken!
>>651315639>I'm forced to play with a st*ck niggerI'm appalled, sickened and disturbed.
>>651315628Side Order is coming out in six months, 3/4 of the games intended support, which was two years of free updates. We're already through the first year and Splatoon's catalogues are reusing gear from the old catalogues. They're already winding down.
>>651315764Go play a children's card game until the game works
>don't have anybody from the pool on my friends list
>>651315876add me
>>651315835lol
>>651315343it's a reply to the tweet but I assume you need an account to see those
>>651315876don't add people from the pool they are gonna reject you, sadly
>>651315863>children's card gamesWow yeah go play Texas Hold 'Em you dumb fucking boomer.
>>651315876friend request sent ;)
>>651315984You weren't fresh enough, sorry not sorry
>>651315876i dont understand why people would decline a request on switch, the limit is 300
>fagfox is in THIS thread, RIGHT NOW posting with ANONSyikes
>>651316146Is there any reason to accept? There's not even a way to message your friends. May as well be solo queue.
>>651315862they must be immediately jumping ship to 4 since we're at the end of the road for switch
>>651316201At least there are no women in this thread. I would hate to be talking with one of those.
>>651316227>Splatoon 4 is announced>Salmon Run isn't Open 24/7 anymore.
>>651315876I want to add someone but I'm too shy...
>>651316350The fact that this has a more-than-0 chance to actually happen speaks volumes about this series
>>651316146some people don't want to befriend people that aren't actually their friends. it just clogs up your friends list if you just add every single random person.But if a pool bro adds me I always accept, I make an exception there>>651316227They are definitely going to rush Splat 4 to get in on the new console. Won't be a launch title but it'll come say early 2025 something like that. It's gotta already be in development. The DLC doesn't require a full dev team. Most DLCs are ran with skeleton crews.I hear people coping saying that they'll want to do animal crossing next but I think they can afford to work on that after Splatoon 4. It's much easier to rush out empty unfinished Splatoon games with the promise of more content months later. That two year development cycle has been making investors happy I'm sure with how these games print money. Turning into a gamefreak situation over there.
>>651316350There's the possibility it doesn't come back at all too
Maintenance means squid sex sessions
>>651316370Post code I'll add you ;)
>>651316370Do it faggot, what's the worst that could happen?
>>651316526Good art. Inklings and octolings should all be loli. Fuck JTveemo, he ruined Splatoon art.
>>651316526Woomy maintenance
>>651316652>JTSHITmokeep it.
>>651315862And every splatoon game gets a 'surprise' bonus year of support anon.Calm down.>>651315876next time we play send me one you pussy.
>>651316749I'm scared of people. That's too intimidating for me.
>>651315380>who? Is this the 'imagine playing alone' fag too?it's the only successful meme in this thread; posted by manyimagine playing alone when there are people in the pool willing to play
>>651316526post ingame spats now
>>651316749I think with Splat 3 it genuinely might get a little longer in support due to how content has seemingly been delayed longer than they planned for. But I wouldn't get your hopes up for anything big outside of maybe third weapon kits, which should have been a given but we don't even know if we're getting this time around. The "bonus" year of support usually amounts to not a whole lot of actual new, meaningful content being added. A few bonuses, but that's about it. I am calm. I'm just being realistic. They are going to want a new Splatoon game sooner rather than later for the new console, I don't understand how people don't get that especially when we've already seen them do it before with Splat 1 on Wii U and Splat 2 on Switch two years later. Animal Crossing came out in 2020, Splat 3 released two years later. Just saying.
>>651316745>keep itI don't want it either. I hate his work and the impact he had on Splatoon art as a whole.
>>651316213This is the actual issue.The death of miiverse made the friends list kinda worthless. Especially on splatoon for pool.We'll always be able to play with each other on splatoon due to the pool. So it's redundant frankly. And I very much doubt any of you fags paired up with each other on smash bros, mario kart, pokken, mario party, etc.Which is a damn shame. Miiverse was bloody fantastic.
>>651316652Squids should be samurai
>>651316804>play with an anon>send a friend request >they don't accept it even though you still play with themIt hurts more than being rejected.
>>651316526You have no fucking idea how hard the ability to dress my squid in a long shirt has kept my dick
>>651316804stop being a woman or get in the glory hole shinji.>>651316918No I fully grasp that and splatoon4 within the first 6-8 months of the switch2 is highly reasonable. It's way too big of a system seller already.As for a bonus year, third kits, and a handful of maps, maybe a bonus king was all I expected frankly. Which is fine. I just hope we get different 3 bows and swords at minimum by games end.
>>651316990Squids should be Chefs.
>>651317061You shouldn't take it personally anon. Being on each other's friends list doesn't mean you're actually friends. Not being on someone's friends list doesn't mean you aren't friends. It's an arbitrary system. Some people just don't want to clog up their friends list unless it's people they know IRL.
>>651316970>And I very much doubt any of you fags paired up with each other on smash bros, mario kart, pokken, mario party, etc.I would totally play Mario Kart with anons if I had any on my friends list. We couldn't talk with each other in these threads though because then we'd be flooding it with off topic discussion. Nintendo very much needs a way to communicate with friends. Miiverse was great but they did fuck all to moderate it and I don't think they want that headache again.
>>651315876sorry i forget to check my inbox, there we go
>>651317292>Taking the lazy “path of least resistance” route than providing a worthy serviceYup, sounds like Nintendo alright
>>651316213you can still join them when theyre playingbut I started adding people mainly so the splatfest voting screen on the app doesnt look so empty
>>651317292Well there's been talks of them stepping away from X/Twitter at least for Splatoon, and instead opting to do an in-house solution. We could see some kind of more stripped down alternative that isn't just straight up social media like miiverse was.
>>651317389They removed the ability to chat with people 1-on-1 for 3DS because of children being groomed. Their entire mantra is "if it's too much work, just remove it". Instead of figuring out how to solve a problem they just ignore it.
Dead game
>>651317270I know. I'm just exaggerating.
>>651315876>never expected anything, just wanted to play with decent people>3 anons added meI like playing with you guys.>>651317292>Miiverse was great but they did fuck all to moderate it and I don't think they want that headache again.Remember that Nintendo hates any and all effort that isn't explicitly about making a game. And even then, that's debatable.
>Animal Crossing tier content drip. >Release a dlc.>Cut off all support. I hate this new strategy of nintendo.
Pretty neathttps://twitter.com/Theorynya/status/1703539993778786475
>>651317061that's why you wait until they leave first
>>651317478Even that would be expecting too much. Don’t expect competency with nintendo, save that for microsoft and sony
>>651317683Even then they don’t care about making a game, they care about making money. You just know the DLC is just a way to squeeze money, selling the old hub as nostalgia bait and repeating tried-and-true methods for SO with fan-favorite characters. How you can love this series or even nintendo for that matter is baffling
Man I just want the cute menu music and shit back for Nintendo's UIs the Switch is so goddamn sterile it kills me inside
>>651317897>How you can love this series or even nintendo for that matter is bafflingThey make good games and they have something for fans of literally any genre. I've been playing the hell out of F-Zero 99 lately. Even if they're greedy as fuck, their games are top notch.
>>651317683Namedrop those 3
>>651317897>>651317683Why are you fags like this?Nintendo has some of the highest effort, least bug/glitch riddled games in the industry, spotty internet aside.>>651317489How exactly would you manage the pedo issue? Every site/game with some social aspect has had this issue since the internet was made.
>>651317897>Even then they don’t care about making a game, they care about making moneyThat's Microsoft, man, and to a somewhat lesser extent modern Sony. No one's denying Nintendo is full of fucking jews, but at least some people there are actually fucking trying to make a good game. That in itself is worthy of respect, even if it's surrounded by a bunch of shit that frustrates me.>>651318008We didn't know how good we had it with Wii U and 3DS.>>651318106I'll only namedrop 2 of them.1.DEEZ2.NUTZ
>>651318106I'll only name one Brunhilde
>>651318106Ricey, Laphi, and G!!!
>>651318179Wasn't there a guy in Japan who lured a girl using the picto chat?
Am I the only that finds it a little weird that ProChara actually plays with our pool?
>>651317226Squids should be maids
Anyone else hate Animal Crossing because of Splatoon now? I feel like its existence is going to stop me from getting more Splatoon so I don't like it.
>>651317897Nintendo isn't even good at being Jewish, they could have FAR more cancerous monetization of their shit if they wanted to. They're just insanely and autistically protective of their IP for the most part that they demand to exert complete and utter control over everything related to them and quash fan works on sight. If Splatoon 3 were being made by any other publisher the Catalogs would be actual Battle Passes you had to drop 20 bucks every fewf months to gain access to and there would be premium DLC skins for your characters in a cash shop.
I'm starting to feel under the weather. i wonder if it was because of that long grind session i did
>>651318505The only weird part is that he doesn't join my room. I need the practice.
>>651318546Yeah I don't like the devs being spread so thin between those two franchises. I wish they would expand and split their team up a bit like how Monolith Soft have done. For housing two of Nintendo's most popular IP's, the AC/Splat devs seem very shortly staffed.
>>651318505It is weird but I'm not going to complain
>>651318546Not really. If anything Splatoon is gutting AC not the other way around. The post launch support for NH was absolutely fucking pathetic, like seventy percent of it was just shit that was cut from the previous games being added back in when it all should have been there from day one.
>>651318505Who the fuck is that faggot? I swear I hear that name in every fucking thread.
>>651318709It's our best and most hated player
>>651318639preserve yourself, get some rest
>>651318179I'm like this because I love the games. Ergo, I'm going to shit super hard on the stuff that sucks ass because it brings down what could be a perfect experience. You can't tell me that Nintendo are any good at stuff that isn't specifically developing games. They suck ass at marketing, they suck ass at internet, they suck ass on a lot of things. For all that, though, they keep making good games.But if they keep up the job they've been doing at Splatoon, I'll probably have to forgo Splatoon 4. Side Order is a decent chance at finally giving us something good again.>>651318639Go to bed, man.
>>651318924gives the best head too
>>651318458Wouldn't be shocking.People did the same shit with Playstation room, and whatever xbox had.I'm sure things like clubpengiun or whatever also had pedos infesting them.It's gross and vile but how shit happens.>>651318505I still don't believe it as none have given proof.>>651318550There's nothing even wrong with being uber protective of their IPs. Sega should have with Sonic. Blizz with WoW, Square should never have made Advent Children, etc.>>651318546No because I';m not retarded and know it won't actually affect anything because Nintendo has had split dev teams since forever and are getting more with the expansion, plus all teams are increasing in size.
>>651319095He’s playing under an alias. But if you see a slutty octo twink, good chance it’s him
>>651319095>No because I';m not retarded and know it won't actually affect anything because Nintendo has had split dev teams since forever and are getting more with the expansion, plus all teams are increasing in size.What are you talking about? We already know this isn't true for Animal Crossing and Splatoon. That team is spread fucking thin. Monolith supports them at least but they desperately need to make this team bigger.
>>651319095I mean sure but coming down on shit like tournaments for their games and OST channels on Youtube when no official alternative exists is just fucking retarded.
>>651319264They don't hate tournaments, they just hate Melee. Sakurai and Nintendo have always had it out for Melee players because they heavily abuse a glitch.
>>651318981Tbh games or otherwise I don’t see that as enough reason to stick around. That’s like sticking with the worst gf imaginable because she’s the only one who gets you. Really should just find some other company to get your games from or just give up altogether and move on cause it’s never getting better
>>651319406If you hate Nintendo and don't think their games are worth playing then why are you here?
>>651318708It’ll be curious to see what an AC developed not during lockdowns turns out like. Apparently part of the problem with AC on switch is it took a lot of time to make HD models as they were on DS/Wii/3DS up until that point. Next game will probably be easier as I imagine they can reuse a lot of those assets from New Horizons
>>651319406Pathetic snoy
>>651319510No symphathy honestly, they had the entirety of the Wii U era to work on that shit and instead decided a dumbass board game with amiibos was a better use of their time and resources. Get fucked retards.
>>651318942good idea. i'll take the night off
>>651319510It'll be shit no matter what. Animal Crossing lost its identity after Gamecube. It's like they had no idea how to make a sequel to the original so they decided to take a different direction entirely just to make a cashgrab sequel.
>>651319406This isn't a personal relationship, dude, it's games that I like playing. If all the games start sucking, then I'll jump ship. It's as simple as that. That day hasn't come yet, and hopefully it never will. But I won't deny things are semi-bleak at the moment with the way the industry is going. I can only hope that some sort of event shakes things up and makes these companies rethink all their predatory business models. Say what you will about Nintendo, at least they're not asking you for 30 bucks every couple of months for content that isn't worth 10. We've had this conversation before, your despair will never win.>>651319510>Apparently part of the problem with AC on switch is it took a lot of time to make HD models as they were on DS/Wii/3DS up until that pointWhat a shitty excuse.
>>651319631Well the Wii U was a sinking ship. They’re lucky Splatoon caught on there, but they probably realized it wasnt worth putting a new AC game on Wii U, but you could tell they were already working on assets with the weird plaza “app” they released as well as that shitty board game. Wii U was a trainwreck so I dont blame them for jumping ship, but the board game shit will always leave me baffled.
>>651318981>Nintendo suck at marketingAre you high or just retarded?Splatoon was a game EVERYONE was betting on failing. And it did FIVE MILLION on the God damned WiiU. Bloodborne couldn't even scratch1mil on the ps4 till like what? 2 years? Pikmin4 is at 9 mil when the series barely crossed 3mil before.Dread hit 3mil easily.Do you not remember BotW super bowl commeral? Plus TotK being so dip fed only built up the mystery/intrigue. Ring Fit is at like 12mil or more. For a fucking meme ass cardio """"""work out"""""" game. ARMS hit 3mil which is fantastic for a fighting IP. Astral Chain hit 1mil, again very solid for J-Action genre.Nintendo is very solid at marketing, the WiiU was just NoA being retards.Plus no one is defending Nintendo's online structure. It is awful and they need to get theoir shit together for the Switch2.>>651319146Well obviously but no one says the alias. I just assume its Laphi but I'm not certain.>>651319195Mario Kart devs also made ARMS anon.The Zelda team is divided into the various zelda projects and spin off over sight.The Mario EPD is split on 3d and 2d.Shit like Labo, Ring Fit, 1+2 Switch is all one EPD team. etc.Nintendo has like 10-12 EPD teams and the ones not specifically for third party consulting are split between 2-3 different projects at any time.Beyond that I nevr said they aren't spread thin, just that the 1bil yen Nintendo spent on internal improvements will see more EPD teams made, for more IP coverage and the older teams/crews get more staff hired on.>>651319264It is retarded completely but it's not going to change for awhile annoyingly.>>651319406>t. emulates Nintendo games anywaysShut up fag.
>>651319879Reminds me of Game Freak complaining that including all the Pokemon is too hard when they're literally working on the single most profitable franchise in the history of humanity. Get fucking real.
>>651318008Marina and Pearl are both the cutest and hottest nintendo couple out there, those these ladies.
Squid butt
>>651319879Nah, it’s a real thing. Game freak is still struggling with HD development because all their games were shitty handheld games up until that point. Making a gamecube game takes a lot less resources than making a Wii U/Switch game etc. Even Monolith Soft commented on how they struggled going from Xenoblade on Wii to XBX on Wii U which had multiple delays. Said they underestimated how hard HD development. Nowadays they seem to have mostly gotten it together but some of these devs are struggling. Doesnt help that the Switch’s hardware struggles to run most of these games too.
>>651319631>they had the entirety of the Wii U era to work on that shit and instead decided a dumbass board game with amiibos was a better use of their time and resources>this has completely killed any chance at Nintendo InfinityI'll never not be fucking mad.It's literally the most perfect brilliant idea for amiibos now that so many exist.And we'll just never fucking get it.Garbage. Absolutely fucking bullshit garbage.>>651319510The move to 3d HD really ham strung a lot of Nintendo devs.AC crew. gamefreak, the FE portion of Int sys. partly why alpha dream died as they did fuck all to future proof. Grezzo. etc. A large portion of Nintendo's dev teams were just absolutely fucking glued to the 3ds/SD development.
>>651320182Eh, I'd rather not have to buy a fuck ton of figures to get access to content in a game. The fact that they haven't done "Smash Bros but an RPG" is absolutely mind boggling though.
>>651307275No one says this, his art isn't shit. What they mean is it's repetitive/stale now. I don't think it is.
>>651318550Yep. Splatoon 3 could have easily been an f2p game.
>>651320329I'm glad you don't work for Nintendo
So, what do?
https://twitter.com/NinStatusBot/status/1704000394571968697>server maintenance done>but not for splatoon 3hurry the fuck up nintendo
>>651320643I'm just playing F-Zero until it's up. It's fun.
>>651319879It isn't an excuse john.Even Reggie before retiring made comments on this shit.A very large portion of Nintendo's dev staff just absolutely lacked ANY real skill or talent for 3d HD development by the mid wiiU and Switch launch. Because they could push all theoir SD games off onto the 3ds and stave off that work/training for a few more years.There was a picture posted during the initial launch of Xenoblade 3 comparing Lightning from ff13 to Noah.Lightning's model has like....wanna say 320 tris. Noah meanwhile has like 10,500 tris or something like that.I don't recall the numbers exactly but the difference is massive. It takes for more effort to make textures, models, assets, etc for a HD game than a SD game. It is why just about every damn game on the market now has a dev time of 4-6 years, with a rare few pushing 5-8. You twats need to understand that, this isn't the 90s anymore where assets can just be shat out in a day then refined in 30 minutes.>>651320040That's just gamefreak being shit though anon. Let's be real fucking honest, Iwata was hard carrying that company.
splertern heheheheehe
>>651320615sleeping and hope my head feels better later. The SR rotation looks really fun. Always a blast with the dynamo
>>651319963Almost every game you mentioned here was on Switch, after they'd learned their lesson from Wii U. You can't chalk up Wii U to only NoA being idiots when it was one of their most monumental failures of all time. And I can bet you easily that they could easily get overinflated heads again and screw up the Switch's successor. They have a history of such things. As for Splatoon, I think we can all easily point to Japan for its success. Though KID SQUID NOW did have great meme potential.>>651320040I'll give them a tiny bit of leeway in that Pokemon has to run on a schedule since it's not only a video game series, but the world's most gigantic merchandising juggernaut. So they likely don't have as much time as they would want to to iron out everything in a game. But even that falls flat when the whole reason that the 3DS games ran at 10 fps was because the models were too detailed for the sole purpose of being future proof. And then a bunch of those models were dropped anyway on Switch. Granted, there's stuff here I don't know all that much about but it seems pretty fucked.>>651320143Hmmm, I see. Not that I'm an expert in the first place, but damn.
>>651320683How is it? I've only played GX.
>>651320297Did disney infinity require multiple figures though? figured you just needed one and could visit all the worlds/levels with it.Never played it so have no idea.>>651320643smashu brosru moreru importantru.Ples understandu.Also go plray Fru-Zeru.Thank Ru.
>>651320862It's a lot more RNG heavy than the other games because people in the back get the sparks that charge the skyway meter. It's a damn good time to play F-Zero online against other people though. It's very addicting. I keep going back for just one more race.
>>651320816Even if you want to say the WiiU had poor marketing the games did fine. MK8 had good cute ads. Super Mario 3D World was well advertised. X got tons of weight behind it...but was equally weighty itself with the predown load shit to load/play better so that likely didn't help.FE x SMT was hype...until idol shit (WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WERE THEY THINKING??????!!!! Good Lord.)Yoshi's Wooly World I recall doing well.Nintendo's only big blunder in recent times was the WiiU itself.Even 3ds games were well marketed, Kid Icarus Uporaising. the Mario RPGs. Kirby Planet Robobot, Fire Emblems, etc.
>>651321140I've been lurking the threads and it looks fun.
>finally have some time to grind for the tournament>servers are downFuuuuuuuuck. Hopefully they go up soon. I swear I’m going to get some Open in this week.
>>651321364There’ll definitely be /v/ros practicing this week, no worries
>>651321438Please don't practice
>>651321312You already play Splatoon so you've got Switch online, may as well give it a try. If you've ever enjoyed an F-Zero game you'll probably have fun with this one too.
>>651319879The people conscious of these practices are far and few in between. For everyone who puts their foot down 15 people take their place. The questions not “if” they’ll get bad but “when.” They always say nintendo’s always a step behind, and it more than goes for the shitty practices the industry employs. You’re more than allowed to enjoy things while they’re good, just don’t think you won’t have to drop all your favorite game series one day when nintendo inevitably has enough bootlickers to get away with it. Your protest will fall on deaf ears when you’re no longer the target audience
>>651321553I have it downloaded but I haven't played it. I only played GX.
>>651320741
>>651321161I personally loved Wii U, but I'm not blind to what killed it, man. The name alone was retarded enough to sink it. Their conceit was thinking that brand recognition alone would make it sell gangbusters. I can look at my collection with a bit of woe, knowing that most of these just got ported to Switch because they fucked up. Like come on, how many people did you know with a Wii U? I knew maybe one or two.>>651321647I already told you it won't work, anon.
HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS UP
>>651321695then youll be fine. youre used to the controls already which helps a lot
>>651321364we're going to lose and it's all your fault
>>651321647Not my fault broham.I was about the only cunt telling people to be VERY VOCAL about demanding Nintendo fucks off with paid online the day it started.Even got art commissioned to try and help rally cunts.It did fuck and all.Still I'mma enjoy the good while it lasts.
>>651321902>I personally loved Wii UStopped reading there. Wii U was shit and even the games that make use of its gimmick were worse because of it (like Splatoon's gamepad controls/map).
>>651321902>implying I have friend at alllullmao.And I don't lament those games getting ported to the Switch.They were all damn fine, plus many got good to great extras added on. Mon Hun 3ult was still some of the best gaming I ever had.>>651321927Anon the sex is always up. Silly.>>651322106life must be easy when you allow everyone to think for you anon.
>>651322014No amount of "fan backlash" was going to get them to back away from the paid online, ultimately a futile endeavor.
>>651322186>life must be easy when you allow everyone to think for you anon.The fuck does that have to do with what I said? Why the hell would I want to look away from the screen to see the map in Splatoon? The gamepad was a shitty gimmick and everything on the console was worse because of it.
>>651322106>Splatoon was worse for the gamepadAbsolutely fucking not. Absolute brainlet opinion.
>>651322271While you are most likely correct, if most of the buyer base was vically against such a move (that took two bloody fucking years to implement) it might have inspired nintendo to at least try harder on initial release if nothing more, plus show it was a purely greed driven action.
>>651322106>didn't like things like Nintendo LandSorry you hate fun, fucker. Go play 1-2-Switch, then. And hating the Splatoon gamepad? Holy shit, complete contrarian.>>651322186It's not that I specifically lament them getting ported. It's great that a lot of them will get the wider audience they deserve. Guess it just feels like they were beta tested first. I certainly don't regret playing any of them. Just irks me that there will be people that shit on Wii U and go on and on about how many games Switch has when it's like 50% ports. Really, really good ports. I miss Loc Lac and Port Tanzia.
>>651321647>Your protest will fall on deaf ears when you’re no longer the target audience.Don't think it really hit me until I realized this after I got out of my teens: that Nintendo does not, and will not ever, care about what gamers who grew up with their games have to say. The only criticisms they listen to, come from 1. Japanese consumers, or 2. "journalists" (and I'd argue they barely have any sway, look at how they booted Kotaku off of their TotK review copy, about damn time). So really, Nintendo isn't committed to impressing gamers whose childhoods were shaped by their games, they are a company whose demographic is children and aim for polished releases and the minimum on everything else (Switch Online, etc). There will always be parents to buy these consoles and games for their kids, more than there are disgruntled gamers upset with Nintendo's practices. Yeah, a bit redundant to point it out, but why people haven't gotten this through their thick skulls yet, I don't know? They treat companies like their friends and defend their choices blindly, it's asinine.
>>651322467This board is full of the biggest fucking contrarians I've ever seen. The gamepad was worse for Splatoon in every way. Pressing X and the D-pad to super jump is much faster and easier than looking away from the screen and tapping.
Can someone spoonfeed me a download for splat 3 gamerip ost? Even better if it's updated with latest splatfest stuff
>servers are down>try starting splatoon 2>cant read the card>blow on it>still cant read>can feel something moving inside when I try shaking it aroundIt's over, right?
>>651322013>#1 Ground Traveller>#1 Damage Taker>#2 Triple Ink Strike UserSorry, couldn’t hear you, too busy carrying.
>>651322764>can feel something moving inside when I try shaking it aroundHave you never held a Switch cartridge before?
>>651322573Nintendo absolutely does not give a single shit about journos, Nintendo Directs are a direct action to remove journo's middle man parasitism in the dissemination of information on Nintendo's products.>>651322642Not only was the motion aiming in the Gamepad superior to the current Gyro, having a constant display of the map available was far more valuable than having to pull up the map and obscure your live view of the field.
>>651322794I tried the same with 3 other cartridges and I didn't hear or feel anything.
>>651322642The only bad thing about the gamepad was how far I had to move my thumb to booyah.
>>651322764One time my switch stopped reading game cards so I restarted it and got hit with a blue screen
>>651322573>blah blah wah wah wah me me meFaggot.The entirity of Twilight Princess' design was due to the DEMANDS OF THE WEST!Then they changes course AGAIN due to the west.Never mind bringing back shit like Kid Icarus, DKC, and Metroid. God you people are so fucking insufferable about your bitching.Hell the poor reviews Super Paper Mario got on Nintendo's own website from the pack in survey codes lead to Miyamoto telling the team to stop being retards...only for tanabe to intentionally take that advice in the worst ways possible out of his hatred of rpgs.Nintendo has listened to consumers. Plenty. Hell I'm sure that so many asking for F-zero and that guy buying enough stock to go 'oi where is F-zero?? i want it now' had someone inside push for F-zero 99. Which will lead to a new actual full on game in 2-3 years.>>651322564That's fair then. The system certainly deserved better.I miss Super Brachy. That shit was pain but fun.
>>651322990>Which will lead to a new actual full on game in 2-3 years.actual delusion lmao
>>651322827You do realize the map in 2 and 3 is transparent, right? You can see both the map and the game at the same time. It was worse in Splatoon 1 because you had to look away from the TV completely to see the map. Plus if you wanted to super jump, you have to take your hand off of the stick/buttons to do it which is obviously not ideal. Everything that was done with the gamepad is worse than playing on the pro controller on Switch.
>>651322827>having a constant display of the map available was far more valuable than having to pull up the map and obscure your live view of the fieldthe only situation where checking the map requires speed and thus having it on your main screen or your gamepad making a difference, is when you're fighting someone and use the map to know where they retreat tohaving the map appear on your main screen for half a second is much more efficient than turning your eyes down
>>651323130God you are fucking dumb. Actually dumber than the people who said Fed Force would doom Metroid all over again, yet was the start to its second golden age.F-Zero99 is the Fed Force of F-zero.A nothing burger spin off/side game to drum up interest/talk of the IP then bait in people with a new game/remake.No idea how you can't see this.Just like Super Mario RPG and TTYD HD will bring back the old style Mario RPGS in full.Dumb fucking cretin.
what job should i apply for so i can live alone
>>651323323sewer engineer.Go get those fatbergs anon.
>>651322990>I miss Super Brachy. That shit was pain but fun.Oh god, memories. I had to fight that son of a bitch solo because my hunter friend is a gunner and he'd intentionally activate the slime explosions while I was in range. It was hilarious yet infuriating. Was worth it for the reactors, at least.
Man I just can't get enough of my squid
>>651323275stay delusional retardimagine talking about someone being dumb while thinking a shit dead series no one cares about will be revived just because nintendo sharted out another battle royale in 10 minutes to drum up the interest for their dying online and to shut up the single faggot still talking about it
>>651323396activate slime explosions? the slime covering your body? cause the puddles have a strict time till explosion and 3u super branchy didn't have charged limbs like raging in 4u from memory.
>>651323562>having this much built up rage over one of the industries best racing IPsWeird choice anon, but okay. Feel threatened by it in some way?
>>651323323you could never live alone because you're a retarded spoiled zoomie who can't wipe his ass without help
>>651323629Oh fuck me, you're right. Was totally thinking of Raging from 4U. Fighting Brachy in 3U was still really painful for me, though, on account of it took hundreds of hours and almost a hundred hunts for it to drop a single pallium.
Servers still down?
>>651323785>Fighting Brachy in 3U was still really painful for me, though, on account of it took hundreds of hours and almost a hundred hunts for it to drop a single pallium.Ah yes the good old desire sensor.My old friend.4u raging was ez pz though.just suit up in the captain's armor, get the katcha watcha insect glaive and smack him around a few times.Good fun.Also gog was rad, but I had to always tard wrangle the cannon cause dip shits never knew how to use it. Which was still fun.
>>651323561I'm surprised you're still here. Figured you come from /ink/, post the armpit thing, and then go back.
>>651322990I never claimed, anywhere in my post, about being upset that Nintendo doesn't cater to me. I was pointing out a fact that there are still some clutching onto nostalgia thinking Nintendo cares what any singular person has to say, pretending their criticisms have weight alone, see what anon >>651321647 said about one person putting their foot down compared to fifteen more consumers taking their place (an exaggerated ratio, but it is relevant to Nintendo's sheer popularity with families). Yes, Nintendo has certainly listened to the West before, I didn't dispute that, but primarily their focus is on Japanese consumers, why wouldn't it be? My point was, it would just take an inordinate amount of complaints over here to influence Nintendo's choices; not impossible, as you've outlined. The most obvious example would have to be Smash Bros., including characters like Banjo Kazooie that were requested by the West the most. Nintendo has been reacting much warmer to this recently, I'll admit: Super Mario RPG, Metroid Dread, F-Zero 99, just to name a few examples.
>>651323690>best racing IPs full blown mental illness
>>651322990>>651324451 (me)Apologies, I replied wrong.
>>651324318I already posted it above so have a standing squid instead
>>651324482Why do you hate F-Zero so much? Your resentment seems a bit excessive.
>>651324565I need the sexo Splatoon 2 tank top back.Also I like your shitposting.
I want to play
>>651323983If they were up, I'd be ass deep in fish guts by now. Maybe ought to take this opportunity to try tableturf.>>651324061>Ah yes the good old desire sensor.Bet your sweet bippy. Was drowning in shit like Rath mantles, skymeralds, and whatnot. But getting a pallium was absolute torture. Didn't get to fight gog as much as I would've liked, thought the design was fucking sick. And every time we did fight him, had to remind the whole party to dip out once he started spamming lasers.
>>651325052maybe one day I'll pop open a mon hun 4u room again. Who knows. Was fun and I have some real fucking ball buster cunt guuild quests to fuck with people.Still never got a full mixed sett of restored armor and combo skills.Plus game shoulda let you trade monster parts if you have a high enough unity with an other player. Such a pointless system.>picI'mma sayit again.LET ME START WITH THE STAMPER OR ELSE REEEEEEEEEAlso>retards still not figuring out the inner agent 3 fight will be real>nor her ultimate move being woe salmonoid be upon youFools.
>>651325052Good thing I got my capsules and shit earlier
>>651324975Me too. What'd they fuck up? It hasn't been down this long since last year, right?
>>651324793I'm the new squid from a week ago upgraded from just cooming. I hope there are more tank top style tops like this
>>651325621there's at least 3 more if not 5.enjoy you horny bastard.
>>651325365I'm sure you'll at least be able unlock it early if it isn't an option from the first stage. It is in the official renders, after all. I still miss the demo 4U football rooms.>>651325372Guess I'll just have to wait for Nintendo to unfuck themselves.>even Splatnet is fuckedI just wanted to see what the current weapon loadout is. Damn.
>>651325621Like that anon said, there's a few more besides that one, and this newest umibozu one that was apart of a catalogue.
>>651325886demo football rooms? What was that? everyone picking hammer to bash each other?
maybe next rotation we can play again
>>651291450Wtf they added splashdown back in the game?!
>>651325365dummy it's obvoiusly gonna he outer agent 4
>>651325990the demo hammer set is handegg looking armor so trannies all picked their favourite weapon requiring no skill or brain then spammed FOOTBALL for days
>>651326281It's sad to see people try and ruin Daimiyo armor, cause it's great looking. Also hammer is a good weapon, just a shitty toned down version of Hunting Horn. Shame world and rise raped my waifu to Hell and back. I'll never buy that series again, main or spin off.
>>651325886Pretty sure it's inkbrush, dynamo, 96. gal, and sploosh on Junction.
>>651325621If you really want to be a Splacoomer you’ll want to buy or make some Amiibo cards for Marina’s Top, Kick Dampeners, and Ear rings/hair clips. Personally I can’t stand headgear that obscures the hair or face.
>>651326456They seriously need to rip inkbrush out of the salmon run load out pool.It has no fucking right, purpose, or use here.I'll even take dynamo out as a top tier concession just so that garbage stops ruining the fun.
>>651326447>I'll never buy that series again, main or spin off.yes you will lmao
>>651326846>Personally I can’t stand headgear that obscures the hair or face>he won't be a valent knight holding off the fishy hordes>he won't be a psychopathic wasteland warrior killing all in his pathNMGI lad.
>>651325990FOOTBALL!YEAH!This took me goddamn forever to find, but it was worth it. But now I'm sad because I went through all my ancient MH images and we'll never get those days back.>>651326456>inkbrushGod damn it. At least the other 3 are really good.
i find inkbrush fun to run around with
>>651326871git gud
>>651326901No.I won't.I haven't bought a main line mon hun since gens ult, and stories will be the last mon hun game I buy period.It's blatantly clear Capcom will not go back to FU/3U/4U tier design/combat/item management. I have no interest in this shit tier pseudo god eater trash.I gave up on pokemon completely at gen6 as well.So blow it out your ass.
>>651326871brush is at least a good egg jockey and reviverwhat actually needs to go are aerogay, pro, crapbon and jet, aka worthless shit with no purpose
>>651326962That guy had some fucking great animations.What the Hell went wrong?>>651327049Yuh I'll just>8 swings to kill a chumguess I'll die.It's fucking shit mate.Being a contrarian doesn't make you interesting. Ink Brush is way too weak, has shit range. It's not worth the joint destruction.
>>651327114>splattershot pro>badreally? has good range with modest attack. Jet keeps you out of conflict well enough and great at fish sticks and drizzler missile control.Aerospray is basically discount dapples.Carbon is pretty shit though yuh. Amazing how buffing big swig to crunch chums makes it second best roller after dynamo, and some would argue best just because it's retard proof at least.
>>651327180Can't handle a brush?
>>651326846I like the Gi set, the Kick Dampeners are my favorite, but why do the Amiibos have such meh main abilities? What significant uses are there for Respawn Punisher (that doesn't involve E-Liter) or Haunt? It's not so bad when you've got shitloads of chunks from SR and the like, but it irks me a little, since they don't bother to put those abilities on regular store-bought gear, only on Splatter gear (I think?) and Amiibos gear.
>>651325974>>651325839Thanks for the heads up for this squidpits enthusiast
>>651327085stay saltythe second your faggot friends will want to play it you will buy it and play it like the goy you are
Undercover, rapid blaster pro, carbon are the worst weapons in sr
>>651326846I like seeing my squid's pits
>>651327423The amiibos have meh abilities to curb the 'hurf derf paid to wein' arguments.Especially since 1 and 2 you couldn't slot out your main ability on a whim.Plus I've seen aerosprays, splooshes and splatanas use respawn punisher pretty well in all truth. Granted cracked out japs, but still.>special abilities aren't on normal store gearAre you stupid? Or new?Tons of default gear as respawn punish, object shred, opening gambit, comeback, stealth jump, haunt, etc.>>651327443anytime anon. just don';t die from coomloss.>>651327409>F rank weapon is secretly A tierDo please die.You aren't interesting.
>>651327504I had like 3 friends beg me to buy rise. I did not because mon hun died with gens.Stupid ass faggot.The worst I'll do is download the FREE demo to play a few hunts.But I aint buying this shit. I won't even pirate it. The series is fucking trash.I will stay salty though, it's disgusting how capcom ruined mon hun for casuals who don't even care and won't even put in 20hrs into it.
>>651327692guess you can't
>>651327692No need for the hostility, mate. I just don't see it often, they're mostly on the Splatnet gear, and I only use a few sets that I made to fit most of the game modes, so the shops are worthless for me and I never check them. It will be interesting to see what the Deep Cut Amiibos have for gear.
>>651326940>he plays male cephs >he uses gaudy cosplay gearOnly one here who’s NGMI is you. I can’t stand any fit you couldn’t picture someone actually wearing out in public
Oh hey, we passed bump limit. Thread just kind of got chill near the end. Better than the middle part with all the retards sperging out about shit that don't matter.>>651327180Judging from more of the recent videos on their channel, they just succumbed to being a gay bara pokefaggot. This is why the internet should have never stopped bullying furries. Now they just put their degeneracy on full display.
>>651327323aerogay like in multiplayer does nothing while pretending to do something, again like in multiplayer we have JR to shit on it all day longslow single target shooters with meh dps and dogshit inking have no place in SRcarbon is just fucking awful, especially now when swig exists which was carbon but good to begin with and got buffed into being great
>>651327923>why doesn't x ability show up on gear???>also no I don't check the shops every dayNo. You deserved the sass.Do your dailies properly anon. Are you hording your monies for some reason or what?>>651328040>making assumptions about my octo>He won;t claim the realm for his empressThis is just sad.Pathetic.Disgraceful even.
I just lost against level 1 baby jelly...
>>651328189>Thread just kind of got chill near the endA bunch of us have been talking about squid armpits kek
I've noticed maps in this game always feel like they have this elevated area in the middle with a weird way to get on to and some maps don't even have a way to flank from the sides, making it quite hard to deal with snipers when using short ranged stuff. Has Splatoon always been like this?
>>651328218I already agreed on the carbon point.And true I rather take jr over areospray.As for jet or pro I personally like them so meh.>>651328189>bara pokefagOh. Oh no.That's deeply concerning.Welp I'm off to bed. then the pain of work. Boy I miss being a NEET.Enjoy it while you can faggots.
got the lv30 tableturf emote and i kinda wish it showed your squid holding cards ingame
>>651328345Fuck I hope the servers go back on soon so I can stop staring at my squid's tasty pits
>>651328565Why would you want to stop
>>651328419Kelp dome is kinda like that?splat1 moray towers was sniper hell.2 had golbey arena. aka the prototype of splat3's map design. (if you can't realize this your IQ is under 10 just fyi)Camper trigger fish in 1 was just....no. Absolutely terribly No.The rest were good though from memory.No one knows why map design tanked so hard past a new team put on it, but you'd think the older devs would give tips/assistance. Very odd.
>>651328595I'm out of ink
>>651328297I save it for scrubbing gear after drink tickets. Don't know if running out of Snails makes it so you can pay cash to unlock more gear slots like in the past, but 100+ means there's no rush to buy everything. I only buy gear I like, chunk system is easier than ever in this game, and just mold it to what I want. The only ones I've used were LDE, Ninja, Object Shredder, and Comeback, I've seen very crippling players running Respawn Punisher with Chargers and/or Brushes. I was going to blow it all on the Shell-out Machine because it has no other use, I don't futz with the lockers.>Also, game is up now.
>>651328324stop grinding turf rank, the emote is shit
>someone drew ponytail SO Agent 8Based. Scratchy as all hell, but based.>>651328345Still preferable to the idiots trying to stir up drama for no reason.>>651328452Good night, you weirdo.>>651328483The fact it doesn't is one of the weirdest fucking decisions. How are you supposed to be king of games without cards?
>>651328868I have the emote already. I 'm grinding for the level 50 badge
>>651328826The fuck you need to scrub gear so much for unless you fucked up half your gear or keep getting shitty seeds with 9 advances?
>>651328813I want to ink a squid
Servers are back up
>>651329018Shitty seeds, that's all. Same for the Shell-out Machine.
>>651329105Well shit, they are. Shame everyone went to bed and thread's gonna die.>everyone is saying Hello John and Hi John as soon as I turn the game onThe fuck did you guys do?
>>651329302thread's gonna die anyway, it's at bump limit and on page 9
mmm squid kids
Might as well freelance to get my one daily win.>>651329464Yes, thank you for telling me what I just said.
Well that fucking sucked.
