>>638458845New waifu
>>638458845That's a man. Source: I created the character and gave her an extra large and juicy feminine cock.
>>638458845>Pornstars
>>638458845look like a Korean whore
Am I the only one that thinks this looks like Splatoon?
>>638458845Let me guess, that's their answer to Splatoon.
>>638459075>>638459091yeah it's splatoon for squaretardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBUDZNVfz0
>>638458845what the fuck were they thinking pitting this pathetic conference against Starfield?
>>638459075They literally rip off the specials from Splatoon.
>>638459015Looks like I am in, then
>>638458845>splatroon
>>638459234Looks awful. Sounds awful.
>tranny colorsexpect trannies to make her the mascot
>>638458845hope it has gyroaiming and we can move on from aiming with a fucking stick
>pretty femaleI will now play your game.
>>638459234lol
how can nintendo even compete...?
>>638458845Lemme guess: thats a man
>>638459661it's a troon
>>638459663>tendies seethingnice
>>638459686>overwatch if it was even worse
>>638458845Well, if you like Splatoon and don't have a Nintendo console, this is an alternative. It could be fun.
>>638459686my new wife
>>638458845I'm not attracted to aggressively zoomer bitches unless I picture myself as a boomer that they are uncomfortable having sex with
>>638458845>ripoff of the design of the needlerHas there ever been a gun as cool as the needler?
how much you wanna bet a certain demographic will love it
It's Splatoon for straight people
>>638459759This.
>>638459874I don't normally have a sweet tooth, but for her, I'll make an exception.
>>638459995>straightlol
>>638459995and yet it is covered in tranny colors
>>638459874
>>638460154Those colors existed before trans people.
>>638459663>2,4Non-Americans get off my board
>>638459874I'd berry my dick in her so far inside her ass whoever pulled me out would be crowned the new Wilford Brimley.
>>638459995>Has trans colors>On gaystation only>For straights>Meanwhile Splatoon bans LGBT postsEerrrmm what?
>tranny colorsgame is gonna be infected with troons so it will be trash by default
>>638460212noice
Goddamn, Nintendo really is a cult. Competitors to any other company's games are met with "could be good" and "I'm curious what this will be like", but in the comments of this trailer everyone is SEETHING that someone had the gall to make a Splatoon competitor. Fuck Nintendo and their upcoming rigged GOTY. I'll join the Foamstars party as a show of support for Starfield.
>>638460275don't worry it's about 0.00054 of a giraffe
>>638460213so did rainbows, but here we are
>>638460507Listen Todd people are just as curious about your new game. It's just a different kind of curious.
>>638458845She cute
>>638460507Thanks, Todd.I'm not buying Starfield though.
>>638458845Has any of the times Sony actually copied Nintendo being sucessful?
>>638460507The gameplay looks like fucking shit mate, did we even watch the same trailer
>>638458845let's be real here, though. this is a shameless splatoon clone.. but is that bad? the worst thing about splatoon is that it was locked on the fisher price tablet. now everyone can get to play splatoon on other platforms (Assuming this will be multiplat).
>>638460507I'm not buying Skyrim (again). I'm not buying Starfield. Release TES VI. That's all.
>>638460738>Square Enix has announced four-versus-four multiplayer party shooter FOAMSTARS for PlayStation 5 and PlayStation 4.anon i...
>>638460507It's really obvious most of the hate comes from this. Nintendo fans are absolute zealots.
>>638458845Maybe they'll eventually sit down and actually think about things to the level that Splatoon does with its setting. Like why are these people shooting foam at each other? Could be like impromptu parties to make people's dreary lives happier. Why would enemy foam hurt people? Uhh, maybe it's magically charged with emotions or something. Maybe the stages start off very dreary, but as the match goes on they start to light up with neon colors and stuff. Maybe the theme of the game all about bringing positive emotions and fun into the world or something.
>>638458845imagine the rule 34
Nintendo really invented the "Squirt gun water gun battle" genre
>>638459874>>638460064that's literally human pinkie pie...GOOD TASTE!
>>638460878I don't have to imagine.https://files.catbox.moe/7m20l7.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/2stm1x.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/r8vevq.png
>>638459995Is this because you can tell which character is a man / woman where as in Splatoon the kids can be mistaken for either because of similar and undeveloped features?
>>638458845Tranny colors.
>>638461010Yes
>>638459234this video is the gayest thing i've seen since final fantasy x-2 intro what the hell
>>638459234>gameplay starts>It looks just like a switch game on portable mode 160p modeWhat the fuck?
>>638460832well then, I'll be glad to play it on my PS5.
>>638460507People generally respond poorly to companies making cheap cashgrab copies of more popular games. It's the same for movies and other things as well.
>>638460702We have Zelda because we had Ultima. Zelda OOT was also heavily inspired by games like Tomb Raider or Goemon 64.We have Mother because we had Dragon Quest.We have Star Fox because we had Space Harrier.We have Smash bros because we had the Outfoxies.All companies take inspiration from other developers.
>>638460980>nigger versionkys
>>638460832Damn that’s actually a buzzkill I’d love splatoon on the PC and was hoping this would be that
>>638459497I wouldn't be surprised if she's "too feminine" and trannies would just be angry about their colors being co-opted. In fact, I'm sure you could make that idea go viral with minimum effort. They're not a smart bunch
>>638459686The poster girl is the same kpop-esque design you see in every gookshit game out there. Painfully generic.The rest of them are just pretty uninspired, save for parfait clown girl.
>>638459234>>638458845Is the song out yet?
>last order of business before stepping down from his post is to dab on Nintendowas he really so bad?
>>638461382>I’d love splatoon on the PCIt's already on PC.
>splatoon if it looked like fortnitesnoys will pretend this is good
>>638459874Troony Pie
>>638461502Yeah look up any Persona soundtrack
>>638461159Fuck you it was cringekino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2e4_XChGwA
>>638459686>>638458845I wish this wasn't published by Square Enix. It'll be dead in less than a year.
>Splatoon but a hero shooter with verticalityI dunno, doesn't sound like a particularly bad game. It's not like other paltforms have access to Splatoon anyway
>>638459234>Catchy song >Some good designs>Decent gameplay >Nintendrons seething >That wooden enthusiasm line read at the lineA fun...video game? In 2023? Well, fuck it. It could be good. Hopefully Square isn't retarded and doesn't think it'll sell purely just because it ripped off splatoon.
>>638461520no?
>>638459874She's 10...
>>638459234Bro... WTF. How is the splatoon concept this hard to grasp for these devs? You need clear distinct colours, and not make everything glow in 500 different colours and hues.Besides 1 or 2 characters, they also don't have proper colour on them. How the fuck did they think this would work as a game? They are trying to reinvent the wheel, but making it less round, completely missing the point that people want a round wheel.
as soon as i saw this i knew this garbage would be spammed on /v/ for months
>>638461520Sure but no online.
>>638461691The best part is that this isn't remotely the most insane thing that came out from FFX. This is practically sensible compared to the thing we don't mention.
>>638461783out of 10!
>>638461765yes?>>638461807>he doesn't know
>>638459234>trailer looks like and play out entirely like those korean mobile game ads that are completely bullshitting you into downloading itShocker
>>638459663how can u still see downvotes?They took it off.
>>638461856>splatoon without real onlineliterally pointless
>>638458845Can't believe their ripped off the needler....Sony must pay
>>638459686Imagine all the $20 skins
>>638461856You can only play online against other people. There is no central server to connect to that allows you to play the games properly will all the online content and events.
Looks fun and cute, but I'm not going to play a shooter on a console.Who thinks up this stupid shit?
>>638459663Kek the tendie seethe is real
>>638461932>hee ist unaware
>>638462093so you're claiming the emulators can connect to the actual splatoon online and participate in all the splatoon content?
>>638461703At this point if you're doing a live service game you're just pointing a gun at your studio's head.The market is locked. There's no room for more GaaS titles. Everyone has picked their game(s) already, most people aren't comfortable playing more than two GaaS at once and the market is already saturated.It's for the same reason that Bungie announcing a Tarkov clone is fucking retarded. They can't barely keep their one GaaS title afloat, what makes them think they can do two?
>>638462190CEMU can with Splatoon 1, yeah, and people still do.I don't think you can do it with the Switch titles however.
>>638462260Riot broke in late with Valorant.
>>638462260idk I'm in the search for a new one.LoL is dead to me, Apex is dead to me, all my mobile games are dead to me.I've got nothing to burn my time on.
>>638462351Ryujinx has LDN which is emulated LAN, so yeah you can play against your friends.
Literally nobody cares about this doa abortion except deranged coomers on /v/
>>638461904it's an extension
>>638462370And it's already dying
>>638459663I fucking hate nintendo cultists so much. The game seems fun and the scenarios are good
I just can't imagine that there's actually a substantial audience for this game on Playstation at all.
>>638462571really dudeyou really think this shit looks good?
>>638462772so this... is the power of the PS5
>>638462772>Steaks
>>638462667Yeah looks kinda niche. Will probably end up like Ninjala with its own fanbase.
>>638462859*power of the PS4 (????)
>>638462921>SkaetS
>>638462772>Now with 40% more action!
Is this the Splatoon equivalent of Modnation
>>638460640Small children still wear outfits with rainbows and sparkles. Yet they aren't brainwashed by gay propaganda, they simply like colorful things.People shouldn't be branded something they aren't just because of the colors they like the most. Whoever has this stupid brainrot is nothing more than a braindead person who needs constant approval of group they lean into, no matter the side.
>>638462772wow this looks like shit
>>638462926it's on the PS5 dumbsnoy
>>638462772android release when
>>638462924Ninjala is at least on a platform with kids and weebs. How many kpopistans could there possibly be on Playstation?
>>638461410Well? Fucking hop to it.
>>638463371Well you got me there. RIP.
>>638462772Looks clean. The cityscape is pretty and the vibrant colours are visually appealing. It's not a game meant for you, but for kids, and it seems like it does the job just right
>>638463307It's on both, but it looks worse than the games I played on PS3.
>>638463450>it's for kids>so lets make most of the characters boring basic humansfor what purpose?
>>638463587Nigger have you seen Fortnite characters?
>>638463450>The cityscape is prettyIt's not, looks basic as fuck.>and the vibrant colours are visually appealingThe colors are outright ugly, they don't even blend well. You can see they had to add outlines to characters so players wouldn't get lost into this whole mess, not even splatoon needed that and it's somehow more colorful>It's not a game meant for you, but for kidsWeird since people are claiming it looks more grown up and how it's a game for "straight people". And I don't see kids playing this over Fortnite or something like that.
>>638463701You mean Naruto, the Predator, Rick and Morty, and Mr. Beast? Yeah, Fortnite characters are aimed at kids, thanks for reminding yourself?
>>638459294>what the fuck were they thinking pitting this pathetic conferenceyes, it needed more first parties>against off-brand Fallout?...
I don't think the developers of this game realize how integral the inklings were to Splatoon's success.The issues with Foamstars is that its got no image. Splatoon has a face and its the inklings.
>>638463949They have to look generic, this is an NFT game
wait a second...was the presentation supposed to be their "e3" replacement?!
It's like Splatoon but with some verticality to build higher elevated platforms and I'm assuming covering the arena isn't the priority of the game? I wouldn't mind if it was all girls trying to cover each other in foam. Remove the dudes and it'd be 10 times better.
>>638459964Yup its a dude
Ok how long you fags think the servers will last? 14 months here
>>638463949>Splatoon has a face and its the inklings.Hasn't been inklings since Splatoon 2 and Marina.
>>638463992yep
>>638459995They lied>>638460213Hardly together and spammed every fuckign where
>>638464090Fine the Nigglings, happy now?
>>638464175Yes.
>>638463992the absolute state of play
>is... is that.... IS THAT A GAME THAT LOOKS SIMILAR TO A NINTENDO GAME?? OH MY VASECTOMY! KNOCK OFF!!! PLAGIARISM!!!!! NINTENDO SUE THEM NOW!!
>>638461410>their colorsI hate this world
>>638464357Plays exactly the same too but worse since it’s using a controller with Sixaxis over real gyro
>>638462772>tendiie is seething looks and runs better than splatroon.
>>638458845It seems a bit too blatant of a copy so I’m not expecting a whole lot out of it. Girls voice at the end was extremely robotic. Really just haven’t been feeling what SE is putting out lately.
>>638463779I'd refute all the points you made but you're a braindead fanboy just like most people itt. The nintendo cult is not worth my time
>>638464549I'm a PCfag and you are wrong. It looks like a mobile game.
I don't believe a single person defending this game is going to play it for longer than an hour even if it ends up being a fantastic title. I don't know a single Playstation owner who would have even a remote interest in this. People are just using it to console war against Nintendo.
>>638458845is anyone really legitimately excited for this?
>>638464623The only Nintendo I own is a DS but I accept your concession nonetheless.
>>638464551>Girls voice at the end was extremely roboticmy gf is the va, go fuck yourself
>>638464761The 2 anons spamming the same thread over and over are clearly excited.
foam...
>>638458845She's going to blow bubbles on my willy
>>638463823Fortnite doesn't give a shit but kids know what kids want. Kids over 4 don't want to be the "kid-friendly" mascot that corporate thinks 13-year-olds want. Kids want to look up to heroes, and also scam artists like mr beast I suppose
>>638458845Her eyes look weird, like they are just stickers or something.
>>638461904>>638462510It's literally made up.
>>638462772>Tendie complaining about games looking like shitIs it opposite day?
>>638461410Trannies use cute characters on their Twitter avatars all the time. They only get upset when a character looks like they might be trans (however that is) but then a dev denies it.
>>638465315>everyone that disagrees with me is a tendieJust open your eyes mate
>>638458845More like troonstation, LMAO!!!!
>>638464942Tranny af.
>>638459874ripoff of sylvie from kofthis game is soulless
>>638459234This is so shameless it's incredible
Why the foam was the same color as the trans flag? I am sure it was just a coincidence, r-right?
>>638465524it's cotton candy
>>638464780>i'm not racist my best friend is black
>>638459234I like that you can change between tranny colors and 4chan colors.
>>638465524I used to think posts like this were just funposting but I'm starting to believe that we actually have anons who don't recognize that pastel pink and blue have been one of the most commonly popular colour pairings for the last hundred years.
>>638458845I have this urge these devs/lead designer is Korean. Can someone check if I'm correct.
>>638465770Name 3 non-woke games that use it
>>638461323Splatoon 3 looks cheaper to be quite honest.
>>638458845NOOO SOMEONE STOP THEM SOON THEY'LL START MAKING PORN OF IT
>>638464942Could be fun.
>>638465940https://twitter.com/rickeysan>Chikara Saito, or Rickey, worked on Dragon Quest X Online and the Tokyo Majin Gakuen series in the past. For Tokyo Majin Gakuen games, he was mostly involved in the planning stage. But for Dragon Quest X, he worked as both the planner and the director. He also directed Cross Treasures, which was an RPG that Square Enix release for the Nintendo DS in 2009.the director is a nippon
>>638460702yeah the playstation
you are a foam now you are a troon now, you are a foam now you are a troon now, you are a foam now you are a troon now.
>>638466027Any game with an Easter event
>>638458845Liked the soundtrack. Very Personaesque.
>>638466271Darn.
>>638462437>you can play against your friends.haha
>>638465726thanks doc
>>638465726I like that I'm not buying this or splatroon
>>638462772Looks fine
>>638459075No, you're literally the first.
>>638465395It looks good in motion you indigenous faggot.
>>638458845Ninjala flopped, and this splatoon clone won't fare any better.
>>638466027I wouldn't even call fucking Foamstar woke if we disclude "uses pastel colours" from the list.
>>638458845I'd eat her out.
>>638463949It's incredible to me how splatoon "idols" get worse with each iteration. Seems like they will never top pic related.
>>638466351Easter color is fucking red to symbolize the blood of Christ. Do Americans really?
>[name]+starseasy skip
>>638466545> switch exclusiveI don't get it. They could have at least open the game to other people. Maybe they'd sitll have more players around.
>>638464551>Girls voice at the end was extremely robotic.It's AI
>>638466635red and gold here
>>638459234This looks absolutely awful. the foam just makes everything look like shapeless shit, it completely obscures the battlefield unlike the ink from Splatoon that just covers the textures.
>>638466478Thank you for your useless input.
>>638466772Yeah gold too.
pretty sure someone already said that it's different (maybe better than splatoon) in that mechanically the foam changes the map layout/vantagebut who cares it's not loli-furries
>>638466545>Square Enix>Sony exclusiveIt's gonna be a success
foam party
>pink and teal originally for girls and boys especially for baby showers>trannies took itit's over
>>638459294Who is this faggot people keep spamming here? Is he AI generated or something? I'm out of the loop with that shit because I'm not brown.
>>638466812That's because this is not splatoon.
>>638458845SPLATROON PEDOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>splatoon killing in jpwill be interesting to see if it moves the needle on ps4 jp
>>638467010>>trannies took itOnly if you let them. Take this game for example. SE just took those colors and put them in their game completely unrelated to anything troon, no fucks given.
>>638460213>Those colors existed before trans people.They're teaching in schools that transgenderism has existed since the dawn of civilization, chud.
>>638466635>>638466772must be a protestant thing, or just one these things to avoid the religious connotations
Splatoon was a garbage shooter. Why would you want to rip it off? It's like making a killzone clone.
>>638466529It looks worse in motion, you just have lower standards than fucking tendies.
>>638467258Splatoon sells better than Killzone.
>>638467258must be like anti-shooter since it's about winning the map instead of chuds deathmatch and k/d ratios
>>638467328>lower standards than fucking tendies.That's physically impossible.
>>638467258Because it's successful. Why make it a Playstation exclusive on the other hand is anyone's guess.
>>638461904by googling it
>>638467440I prefer this one. But desu pokefags are a subset of tendies that are bullied even by tendies themselves.
>>638467447as you can from the response nobody in the west cares and square is tight with sony, unsure what the square jp pc metric are - but they might lose out on random sales from like latam toasters
i bet originally the characters were typical jp pandering until sony came in and changed it - or koreans made it
>>638467447Don't know, maybe sony bought the exclusivity?
>>638467747Thanks God for that, current nip aesthetic sense is fucked outside of animuh stuff.
>>638466635Easter is white. Red is for Good Friday and Pentecost.
>DUDE...>WE CANT HAVE SQUIDS>SURFBOARDS ON FOAM...>dDUEEEEDEEEEE
>>638458845It looks fun bros. It's okay...we can embrace...fun~!
>>638461904They're hidden, but still tracked. It's simple enough to turn them back on.
>>638459686>Bath VegasThat's not even a decent pun. You have to pronounce Bath with a long a
This is a perfect example of how little effort Nintendo's competitiors pur into making a game feel like a cohesive world. Like splatoon has its own unique setting and artstyle while this just looks like overwatch but they shoot foam instead of killing each other
>>638467258because it's the second-best selling game launch ever in japan behind a pokemon game
>>638467036It's from a shit TV show about a literally autistic doctor
>>638467258It isnt a shooter, dumbass.
>>638468819>tv showoh, so it's a twitter/tiktok normie meme. Got it. Will roast the fuck out of anyone who posts derivatives of it in the future, thanks.
>>638468876>gameplay consists of shooting paint at people>not a shooterAre tendies really this retarded?
>>638459015My type, I'm in.
>>638459234In what world does this garbage look fun to play?It's trying to be Splatoon but you won't even be allowed to see the maps because of all this foam.
>>638460858here's why:>In the desolate ruins of a post-apocalyptic city, a peculiar society has emerged, governed by the notion of personal hygiene and cleanliness. In this grim world, the scarcity of resources has led to a bizarre tradition: those who neglect their personal hygiene, refusing to shower and maintain basic cleanliness, are condemned to participate in a merciless battle royale known as "Foamstars." The city's ruling council, known as the "Scrub Lords," believe that personal hygiene is the key to survival and social cohesion. They have devised a twisted system to enforce this belief. Anyone found guilty of neglecting personal hygiene is stripped of their rights and thrown into the Foamstars arena. Armed with foam-firing guns, these unclean combatants are pitted against each other in a frenzied fight for their lives. The foam projectiles, harmless in nature, serve as a symbolic reminder of their uncleanliness, coating the participants in a sticky mess. The Scrub Lords watch from their high towers, reveling in their misguided sense of superiority. As the battles rage on, the city's crumbling streets become a chaotic battleground. The stench of unwashed bodies mixes with the acrid smell of foam, creating a nauseating atmosphere. It's a spectacle that both entertains and horrifies the citizens, a macabre reminder of the consequences of neglecting personal cleanliness. Yet, beneath the superficial absurdity, a deeper symbolism takes root. The Scrub Lords' obsession with hygiene represents their desperate attempt to reclaim a sense of order and control in a world ravaged by chaos. By forcing the unclean into this twisted battle royale, they believe they are restoring balance and maintaining their distorted vision of societal purity.
>>638469058Mechanically, it's a third person shooter, but the object of the game is not to kill your opponent or shoot your opponent.
>>638458845>>638459234It's kinda funny how Square Enix makes everyone hate them even more for every non-JRPG game they try to make.
>>638469058>gameplay consists of shooting paint at peopleHow to tell a retard who has never played splatoon and knows nothing about splatoon yet enters a thread to shit on splatoon
>>638469220what in the flying fuck did i just read?
>>638459686Looks like an lgbt parade.
>>638469382You read that shit?
>>638459294spiderman gonna sell twice slopfield amount kek
>>638466545>Ninjala flopped>10 million downloadsNo it didn't. It's almost the third anniversary and it's been getting big collabs every season along with new features and content updates. Foam game is directly copying Splatoon's gameplay while Ninjala's was unique in that regard though, so I don't see it doing nearly as well.
>>638463450>looks cleanMust be from all the soap.
>>638469268It all depends whether the game is fun. When overwatch came out, everyone was saying it was TF2 clone. But soon after game was released, no one care these any more.
>>638469667overall downloads doesnt mean engagementyou sound like those fall guys lunatics
>>638466678To be fair, I don't think the devs could handle that. They seem to already be stretched thin just keeping up with seasonal updates. There was like a year-long gap between story pack 2 and 3 which was probably because Soleil, who was helping out but weren't the primary devs, got bought out by Tencent. After story pack 3 they released 4 pretty fast, but it still seems like they lack the necessary manpower to handle both regular updates and maintaining the game on multiple platforms. Would be nice to play it on something stronger than this shitty tablet though.
>>638460980>same 3 godawful pics from the last threadFuck off, Splatoon 1 was fucking DROWNING in porn by now.
>>638459954uh based?
>>638470079It's been alive for 3 years and you can still find matches. Aside from seasonal updates and collabs drawing in new players, there's also an ongoing anime and a manga that's finishing up soon. The playerbase is not happy with some of the retarded decisions made by the devs in the last year or two, but the game is clearly successful even if /v/ doesn't talk about it much.
>>638469058>i ignore mission objectives in online games
>>638469514you know what, i'm not even mad that i didthis is exacly the background story one would come up with if they had to attend a smash bros tournament and my dumb ass finds it hilarious
>>638469220STINKY FEMALESEROTIC
>>638470502literally what fall guys lunatics say and everyone who plays dead games says.
>>638458845This won't even be popular enough for this girl to get some good sfm porn.
>>638468009Path, Revenant, and Ash are their only good designs.
>>638466545>f2p game>flopping Well it's Gungho, they really don't care about loosing money. Not sure why people compare Ninjala to Splatoon, a better alternative comparison would've been Crayola Scoot and Paintman Go
>>638470595How is it dead if people are still playing it and it's still receiving updates?
>>638468209Wrong.
>>638458845>SE game staying exclusive When will snoys learn?
>>638470797Reminder:PC stands for PatienCe.
>>638469004It's literally a tiktok meme.
>>638469220Was this generated by Chat GPT? lmao
>>638464942>Literally all of them are ripping off Splatoon 1 and 2 specials
>>638469692It's still a TF2 clone for normalfags.
>>638459234>splatoon>but slower>with trans foam>generic google doodle globohomo designsOnly on gaystation
>>638466098Point is, they did the gimmick first, and it's still better (from what I can tell at least, foamstars isn't out yet)
>>638458845>Splatroo—?!
>>638470770>Crayola Scoot and Paintman GoLiterally who? Well, I guess I don't need to know, since they probably flopped.
>>638465474what the fuck is this dude talking about
>>638458845They should have made it so all the characters were cute girls like that one, and also defeating one caused them to explode into foam.
so foam is a trans thing now?
>>638459995Makes sense. Splatoon is tranny central after all.
>>638458845So is this Splatoon but for trannies, aka Splatroon?
I don't get the appeal of splatoon. Gave it two chances even by getting the second game and still could never have much fun with it.
>>638458845this looks so fucking gay
>>638472325>So is this Splatoon but for tranniesOxymoron.
>>638459663Why does everything make Nintendies feel insecure?>Pokémon clones? Reviewbombed/downvoted.>AC clones?Reviewbombed/downvoted.>Zelda clones?Reviewbombed/downvoted.>Multiplats not on Switch?Reviewbombed/downvoted.
>>638459234>Splatoon is exclusive to Nintendo>"Maybe we should make our own for everyone else?" >Nintensoy Faggots: NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!!!! BUY A SWITCH INSTEAD AGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
>>638472325Except most Splatroon players are trannies. You don't see troons playing TF2 or CSGO because muh gun violence and shit.
Square enix wants the western money so much but they dont really have a clue so it all comes as "how do you do fellow kids?".This clearly looks like >well, lets see gaijin twitter to see what the americans want!>woaah they all talk about transexuals, they must love them!>boss-sama, transexuals were banned from splatoon, a 15 million copies game. Maybe if we can make our own splatoon with transexual appeal, we can sell AT LEAST 35 million copies>yes, americans will love this!This is not even outrageous. Its the same train of thought they used to make Avengers (ohhhh gaijins like marvel supaherros, manfaced women and GaaS shit) and FFXVI (ohhh gaijin loved game of thrones and the witcher, now FF is that).WHOS THE FUCKING MADMAN AT SE CHASING THE TWITTER MONEY (no sales)? I want to know and kill this motherfucker.
>>638461753>Catchy song>Some good designs>Decent gameplayThis game has literally none of thoseI don't own a switch, but Splatoon obviously knocked it out of the park with its design/concept and this is a cheap knockoff at best
>>638459686That's just Tracer on the left.
Anyone who thinks this will be an even half-average competitor to splatoon has fuckall idea of what made splatoon succesful. HINT: It's several different ideas integrated together.
>>638470789Not wrong.The time outside of particular liturgical seasons is green. This is referred to "ordinary time".Penitential seasons (Lent and Advent) are purple.Easter and Christmas are white.Red is for bloody days like martyrs' feast days or Good Friday, but red is also for pentecost.
>>638471681I named you games that literally has the same fucking mechanics as Splatoon, which is a better comparison to Ninjala since it's more of a brawler and not a 3rd person shooter with paint mechanics. La
>>638473128except splatoon sells in jp
>>638458845Why is a Fortnite character playing Splatoon with a Fisher-Price Needler?
>>638463450>Looks clean.you quite literally can't see what's happening because the foam gets in the way
>>638459995For non-pedos, you mean.
>It's for kids!Lol. They could've at least sexed up the characters to Fortnite levels, which kids will continue to play over this garbage. Won't get splatoon players either since they're a bunch of millennial nintendies. There's no audience for this.
>literally spraying tranny colors over everything>STOP TALKING ABOUT TRANNIES!!!Why are psychopaths like this?
>>638474365I think he was making a joke about how they're using soapy bubbles to fight each other.
>>638474972It's just a coincidence that the wokest, most pozzed company of the last decade chose to emphasize trans colors. Stop with the bigoted observations.
>>638469220This would actually be pretty cool. Too bad it's just K-pop singers shooting each other with foam for no reason.
>>638458845>>638459234>>638459663>ff14 sponsors yet another disposable bangerPink haired girl is cute, ngl. Such a waste.
>>638460507>Another company makes a game>OH YEA? WELL UNRELATED COMPANY IS A CULT!!You're totally psychotic, YOU are the cultist.
I already know the porn is gonna be people simultaneously cumming different color foam.
>>638472720People aren't upset. They're just mocking Square for shamelessly ripping off Splatoon while simultaneously missing the mark of what makes Splatoon so popular.Hope you enjoy the game for the few weeks the servers are live, though.
>>638475350hot
>>638475686People are upset and literally foaming at the mouth.
>>638475686so lolifurryporn instead of trannyporn?
>>638473917are you seriously talking about priest vestments
do you think game devs know they are making a flop while making it?
>>638476187some definitively know, but they still have to put food on the table
I kind of like the New Vegas show style it has and the fact the foam can change the elevation of the arena.
>>638458845When this thing showed up on screen I thought it was tied to those shit NFTs square has been investing in.
>>638458845"make the needler, but so snoys can enjoy it"
>>638459995Wait what did I miss? The gay Splatoon idols have massive amounts of straight porn, fuck I'd say the Octos in 2 were legit coomerbait
>>638458845Square is just LOOKING for failure
>>638458845the dumbest retarded shit always gets a pass if it's nintendo developed.If splatoon were multiplatform on release it wouldn't be half as loved as it is. everyone outside of nintendo would see it as a complete joke. and look what we have here, the same concept except not nintendo and it's hated.>inb4 game looks like shit regardlessSo does splatoon, don't even play that shit, splatoon looks absolutely retarded in all fronts.
>>638459663Foam compared to ink looks terrible. It's a splatoon clone and that fine i guess. No reason for retards to downvote it though lol
>>638476842the LGBT community likes to claim ownership of things they didn't makeusually /pol/ tries to help them as much as possible by similarly claiming everything belongs to trannies
>>638477450found the mexican
>>638469220I wont play it but I'll be looking out for the, if any, fan arts.
>>638460212WAM fetishists... This is our game. All that's missing is some balloon action.
THE BIG DOG
>>638459075Don’t be ridiculous anon
>>638459964>toothpaste colorsthey want the untapped dentist demographic
Who is actually going to play this? Foamchads it’s time to lather up
Test
>>638476767Oh these are the same chinks who did Kiss of War. Kinda vased I guess.
>>638461741that sounds like archeblade or something
Why literally advertise and shill consoles on a basket weaving forum? She also doesn't look that great, this girl as a selling point is retarded. >>638459234>SqueenixI'll pass. Oh wait I don't even have a nogames3 because I still have a penis. Whoopidy friggin hoo.
look 100% better than splatoon
>>638459874>hey let me copy your homework bro>ok sure just change it up a little
>>638462772I do and I'm not even a consolefag. It looks fun the same way a bunch of party games look fun and I don't have to play as a fugly squid. All of the backlash and criticism so far is just vitriol from angry splatoon fans it's actually amazing how weird you guys are
>>638483007What is the deflect when someone doesn't care about splatroon
>>638461741Honestly Splatoon without having to learn motion controls sounds nice.
>>638458845im so goddamn sick of literally everything having this artstyle and aesthetic
>>638463257>yet they aren't brainwashed by gay propaganda
>>638483125>learn motion controlsIt takes like 2 minutes and you don't even have to try. I swear you console niggers are fucking retarded.
>>638469220>smash tournaments
>>638476767HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR
>>638483207Goyslop
>>638458845>splatoon with paint heightthey will add a mode with this feature (and some new maps) and then foamstars will be forgotten
>>638484242>they will add a mode with this featurethey really shouldn't. this style of shooter is already messy and getting shit thrown at you that makes it even harder to see your enemies is not good
>>638475092maybe. maybe I'm too autistic for that
