Just think about the TRILLIONS of liters of cum men have wasted on her in the last decade goddamn
>>638454604Bro why couldn't we just go to Paris.
>>638454604Imagine having the truly massive goodwill and trust of your customer base by the writing of Bioshock 1, the improved gameplay of Bioshock 2 then fumbling the bag so fucking hard with Bioshock Infinite.
I love the camera movement, it totally jostles you around, as if the coin weighs 30lbs and its momentum causes booker's head to jolt
>>638454989Infinite is a good game.
>>638454989i like Infinite
>>638455297infinite is only good bioshock to be completely honest, and liz is one of the reasons
>>638455297>>638455446It's not. It's an half decent shooter that reasonably works, but that's it. A very solid 6/5 at best.There's nothing original or creative there, not just because they couldn't think of something new but rather because all the cool ideas they have are implemented as fluff only or slashed entirely.For instance. Vigors being stand-ins for Plasmids because it's a sequel and no other justification is necessary.You can look at Prey, which was supposed to be called Psychoshock, for a much better implementation of that concept that ties into the story and is used in much more creative ways.You also have Elizabeth's abilities to open tears through space and time. Amazing concept but what do they do with it? Contextual prompts to advance cutscenes or get extra consumables. Riveting execution right there.Or maybe Ravenbeak? Cool looking raven robot that jealously guards the character you are sent to save. What do we do with it? A few QTEs.Too lazy to actually have a bog standard boss fight, to tie it into the story some more or even have Elizabeth care about her own guardian at least a bit.Or the fact that there's actual NPCs roaming around and supposely, actually factions fighting for control of the city. Again, relegated to contextual prompts and story exposition.For comparison, Dishonored had roaming gangs that actually fight with each other, are entirely optional content and change the game based on how you deal with them.Levine wanted to write a Disney Princess as his waifu and was handed a famous IP to work with so you get exactly what you'd expect: a very basic "game" that serves as exposition for the actual main character.
>>638455215that shit makes my eyes hurt i wish theyd stop doing that
>>638456264For me the greatest sin was the nonsensical hack midwit story presented as if it were some deep metaphysical exploration. "Variables and constants" my ass.There was a point in the game where the anarchy is breaking out and you have to go find tools or machines or something. Along the way you open a rift to an alternate dimension which negates the need for getting the tools in the first place. So then what is my motivation for caring about any of these events or consequences anymore if it all just gets dropped by magic?
>>638454730I contributed a few gallons myself
>>638454989They didn't fumble with Infinite, people praised the shit out of it on release and for years after. It wasn't until recently that the game has been reassessed as being mediocre.
>>638454730I always am, when thinking about my wife.>>638457586Unironically?
>>638454604I am not Booker, I am Scout!
>>638455297>>638455542lol. lmao even.
>>638454604Someone post the story of the developer getting mad
>>638454604>That futa sfm animation.Liters spilled
>>638454730Wasn't Ken disgusted by Elizabeth's hentai?
>>638454730why would i think of that are you fucking gay
>eating out of trashcans every four secondsSo deep game
Most of the "Infinite is bad" propaganda comes from radical leftists who think the "both sides are kinda bad" narrative is unfair to the pseudo-commies
>>638457280>filtered by existentialism
>>638454604It's not quite RWBY tier of wasted potential and expectations, but it's not lacking in wasted potential, indeed.
>>638457280Can you provide examples of non midwit stories?
i still refuse to believe that people played through this garbage and have the courage to say to themselves "this is a good game! i had fun™! the plot is rock solid and respects my intelligence to sit through it all!"one of the worst directed vidya of all time it gives das2 a run for its moneyelizabeth is a dumb cunt not even worth wasting sperm onone of the worst cases of babby's first waifu in a babby's first fps
Smudboy has a nice set of videos about Bioshock issues.
>>638463457giant bomb crew were all like thismost of /v/ believed it was good at the time too
>>638463457It’s one of those games you play and fall for the spectacle, and about 80% in you start to subconsciously realize how bad it is, but it’s the first time, when when you’re done or you replay it you realize how awful it is. It’s not even a good shooter. Colombia was such a waste of an amazing setting.
I have been heard about her SFM lewds for years but haven't seen anyplz spoon feed me some
>>638463650What an absolutely spot on assessment.I played it and recalled enjoying it but everytime I replay I barely get past the opening section before I rerealise how dogshit it is.
>>638456264>A very solid 6/5 at best.See? Even the haters think its six stars out of 5. The undisputed GOAT of all time.
>>638463831WildycallmehaymakersekaithereturnlordaardvarkShiftopSFMcomrade (on rule34hentai.net)
>>638463831Stay away from porn. Value your mental health, son.
Game journalists going apeshit over Infinite really was the death knell of the whole industry. The absolute zenith of the """intellectualism""" fart sniffing of the industry.
>>638462674>>638463116ADVERTISER-SAMA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>>638463650i regrettably bought it years later after release for dirt cheap, don't know much about it, blue reviews on steam, mite b gudbecause of shit genes i've always been a massive self deprecating faggot but even i could smell bullshit 1 hour into the gamei genuinely thought the whole thing was aggressively retarded and if ME of all people thought it was bad it must have been an absolute disasterthe overwhelming praise this game received was fucking therapeutical to say the leastlearned my lesson and torrent "demos" first buy later ever since
>>638464219>>638463831Fugtrup was some of the earliest SFM porn animators, he started lewding waifus as soon as SFM was made public back in 2012, he is still semi-active but almost never posts anything, and desu he is just a drop in the bucket in the ocean of SFM/Blender porn these days, Fugtrup has been overshadowed long ago.There is a reason as to why Elizabeth and Lara are the most popular SFM pornstars - they released roughly the same time period that SFM was made public.
>>638462629The commies were retconned as AKTULLY GUD GUYS in the DLC, specifically the sheboon.
>>638456264>which was supposed to be called PsychoshockI heard Raf was pissed about being forced to call it Prey, but where did he say this was the name he wanted?
>>638463457I feel the same. I basically lost a friend over infinite. I thought he was a smart dude with good taste in games, but then when infinite came out I realized he was just unthinkingly progressive and only liked the first because it was a critique of libertarians.I didn't end the friendship over it, but when he was raving about how great infinite's gameplay and plot were, something in my head clicked that we our paths would diverge.
>>638467161>not arguing with his friend>not tearing all ideological drivel, yours, his and all else's in disputes and talks>walking away simply because of mere ideologyDisappointing.
Imagine wanting to fuck your own daughter.
>>638467878A behavior befitting a respectable father who actually cares about his family.
>>638467335I mean I started to discuss what he liked about it and it was clear that it was hopeless. I'm sorta progressive too and I was much moreso then, but I didn't have my eyes crossed about it. I'm talking in that moment I realized that my buddy was literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>638467878Imagine getting to watch.
>>638467996That's what talking is about. You talk, until issues are cleared. Not to mention that people possessing their own opinions is a good thing, so long as you don't have to shoot them back.
>>638467878Legal in Spain, you can even knock her up, too.I know this will sound like insanity to you, but the laws regarding incest are less restrictive than you think.
>>638462629If anything, the criticism I've seen is BECAUSE the vox were retconned as dindus, everyone was fine with their heel turn (babbys first "muh revolution")
>>638462085I was disgusted by Ken's awful writing
>>638469515Bestiality is also legal in Spain
>>638454989Infinite was extremely fun, and they correctly assessed that Elizabeth as a companion was where the polish needed to be. Most people don't even remember that the NPC who gives you your first power has horribly unfinished animation.The verticality of the maps was a novel design focus in its time. Elizabeth was and probably still is the best companion NPC to have during a fight, adding visuals and dialogue and acting without detracting from the experience.The adventure was cool, and people who complain about Elizbeth's mother being a ghost are upset because it's the first difficulty spike in the game.The final battle was a great synthesis of the game's mechanics, and the ending of the story was fantastic all the way through.Burial at Sea episode 2 would have been unmitigated ludokino if it wasn't for Death From Above breaking the survival mechanci.
>>638465547>he is still semi-active but almost never posts anythingHe is constantly posting Zelda stuff. Now leeterr, that dude is the one that essentially died off when Cyberscam turned out to be bad
>>638468721That chest should be illegal
>>638474737Are you going to do something about it?
>>638468781You have to go back
>>638454989Infinite is the best Bioshock game, anyone that disagrees can't think for themselves
>>638475403t. brain full of cum
>>638454604I've heard she likes to lick asses
>>638476078You heard right.
>>638476252Even if she needs to bury her face into a musky ballsack to do so?
>>638466882Apologies, apparently they internally called it "Neuroshock" as a joke but the real name they were going with was Typhon or StarSeed.It's still heavily inspired by System Shock 2, from the psionic powers, the research mechanics, the different weapons, being guided by AI's most of the game, etc.When it was released, it was utterly ridiculous reading Anon's critics comparing it to the original Prey when it clearly wasn't supposed to be that. In a way, Bethesda's marketing tactic worked, even if in a negative manner.
>>638472816>the ending of the story was fantasticIt's one of those turn your brain off and it works moments. As long as you accept that writers conveniently labelled the things they need to be constants "constants" and the things they don't need to be constants "variables", it makes sense. But there's no rhyme or reason to it, it's just writers arbitrarily deciding the rules of their multiverse on the spot, as it suits the needs of the plot.>Burial at Sea episode 2 would have been unmitigated ludokinoNo, fuck that whole DLC for trying to retcon Bioshock 1 and ignoring Bioshock 2 entirely. Bioshock 2 is a better story than everything they came up with. Also it's really dumb how they just added grindable rails to rapture even though it makes no sense. Their explanation was "duuuude it's a constant lmao", in other words "we the writers need rails to be there and we couldn't come up with a reason".
>>638476578>Even ifI can't think of any question starting with "even if" that would take my wife's mind (or lips) off anilingus.
>>638467161If this is real, you are an enormous piece of shit, and dumb too.
>>638472816>The verticality of the maps was a novel design focus in its time.And present only in the trailers, because in the game, they were a way to move between different arenas and seeing cinematic set pieces, nothing else.>Elizabeth was and probably still is the best companion NPC to have during a fight, adding visuals and dialogue and acting without detracting from the experience.She's Last of Us tier at best and does nothing that we haven't seen from any other companion in pratical terms. Random Spartans from Halo or your crew in Gears of War contribute more to a fight than she ever does, unless it's some cinematic bullshit to impress the player.>acting without detracting from the experience.We're just going to ignore the entire plot of her being locked away for several years without any human interaction and yet acting like a Disney Princess once she got out?Or how she quickly and often defuses any tension or urgency in the game to act quirky and funny?She's just Levine's fetish, stop jerking the guy off.
>>638463457Come on now, it's a fun shooter. It's not a smart game it's not the masterpiece that low IQs pretend it is but it's a fun shooter. The art direction is great, you can't deny that. The music is excellent. The abilities are fun and jumping on rails is fun too. Weapons and AI could use some work but overall it's a fun cinematic shooter. Just a silly fun shooter, if people didn't pretend it was something more than that I wouldn't even have a problem with the game.
>>638477028>they were a way to move between different arenas and seeing cinematic set pieces, nothing elsenta but I just replayed the game and there were plenty of rail riding moments. You just didn't use them. You don't HAVE to use them but they're there, I used them. It was fun.Not disputing the rest of your post though
I went in blind and guessed the twist like 5 minutes in. Bioshock 2 is most fun of the trilogy, but I did enjoy the time travel shenanigans and how it played into the first game, I'm a sucker for time loops.
Infinite is the worst, but Bioshock as a whole is fucking gay. The whole series. mediocre shooting and you end up falling into the same like 3 plasmids> m-muh Atlas Shrugged!referencing another thing doesn't make your story "smart"
>>638478481Rapture is comfy your argument is invalid. I just want a VR version of Bioshock 1/2 to actually BE in Rapture
>>638455297The somewhat sincere neo-confederate setting is absolute kino
>>638472043name a place where it's illegal
>>638454730singlehandedly changed the porn landscape forever
>>638479726She just came out in the perfect time to be one of the first SFM models
>>638479717The US state of Washington courtesy of Mr. Hands
>>638472043You think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
>>638454604The first porn I ever saw of this character was her sounding a urethra with her thimble.
Am I the only one who liked short haired dress Liz more than BaS Liz? I was disappointed when that version took over for most of her pics, renders, etc. after.
>>638455297I really liked the art direction and aesthetics of the Vigors in particular, murder of crows is really cool
>>638478481I agree but also agree with the other anon on Rapture being comfy(outside everyone being insane) so I'm in-between on fully hating it or not
>>638476604Typhon sounds okay, StarSeed sounds like shit
>/v/ still seething about InfiniteIt was a great game deal with it nerds>B-BUT MUH BIOSHOCK 1 AND 2 LORE!!Don't care didn't play em
>>638483137jesus christ that arse in the back FUCK
>>638458373fuck off cuck
>>638454604>>638454730this is great>>638458373>>638464219this is a huge downgrade