Your most beloved female video game character seems pretty cool, but could she beat Totooria “Totori” Helmold from the Atelier series in a bare knuckle boxing match?
For reference, Totori is 13 years old, 146 cm tall (4’9”) and weighs 37kg (81 pounds)
I loev Laetitia
>>638438448Fairy leviathan
I love my beautiful wife Byleth!
Nep nep love loveprobably!
Lilith a cuteProbably not, even then, why beat up a blind person?
I love my wonderful wife Nepgear! She's so adorable!
>>638439303She’s in her villain arc
I love my dear and beautiful Chiaki with all my heart.!>>638438448>Your most beloved female video game character seems pretty coolThank you, I think your most beloved female video game character looks pretty cool too.>bare knuckle boxing match?I'm sorry Tootbro, my waifu can beat your waifu's ass. She's still pretty cool though.
>>638438448I love my beautiful and voluptuous Waifu Neo the ice cream girl!Also my birthday is coming up in a few days!
>>638439657Well get her out of it
For me, it's Towa. >>638438448She totally could... in her Tokyo Xanadu version that is. You better not try guilt tripping us again Totoribro!
>>638440243Totori after fighting Towa
>>638440243I know what you did last night
Waifu Hug!
>>638440902
>>638440784Lmao I did think that was a bit rude
Lily, one with the wind! She could, but she wouldn't!
>>638440902She's more of a glomp kind of person.
>>638438448I love Megumin!And she most likely could beat Totori in a fight.Megumin likes to fight dirty and is deceptively strong.
>>638438448To answer your question, yeah I think Neo could kick her ass considering she can make tons of clones of herself and move extremely fast
Kind of tired seeing all these Zelda threads on the board. I’m not going to buy it
My heart beats for the dragon.>>638438448I'm sorry Totori, but it is no contest.
courtney!>>638438448my corny might be able to beat toot, but given she's always using pokemon for fights i cannot be certain
Nice of the waifu thread invite us over for a picnic eh Luigi?
I hope they post waifu eating!
Did the old thread already get pruned? Seems a little early.
>>638442503
>>638442503>Luigi, look!
>>638441642Same here. BotW and beyond just isn't Zelda to me.
>>638442645I thought so too!>>638442503
>>638442682We gotta fuck Bowser!
>>638442920Sir this isn't /Bowgen/ bless those boys and their dedication.
>>638442843And you didn't get a vacation either. Lucky son of a gun.
>>638438448Easy
>>638442812So how do we ignore it?
>>638442920and YOU gotta help us!
>>638442503Too many damn prompts, jeez
>>638440902waifu hugging me (i took a potion of invisibility and she's not happy about it)!
>>638443036No offense Rydiabro but it’s because I mix up the prompts in my OPs
>>638440784Haha, in fairness I think most people lurk for like ten minutes after leaving a "goodnight" message. I was actually half-expecting you to reply to that prompt. >>638440902Waifu's healing hug. >>638441642Before TOTK's release I set up a shit ton of thread filters to catch anything remotely Zelda. At one point I had about 35 or so threads filtered. I probably won't take off the filters anytime soon considering that plenty of Zelda threads still get through them.
Luci's voice warms my heart when nothing else will.
>>638443413Hey now, sometimes I summon a malboro to eat the jannoids instead.
>>638443690LuciBro you okay?
>>638441642>>638442812Nobody cares if you buy it or not, don't post about that crap here. If you want to shit on it or not, go to your fucking designated shit threads
>>638443782Lucibot broken
>>638443690>Luci's>will.You okay there Luciposter?
>>638443812That's all I was going to say about it, calm your tits tendie.
>>638443410If thats the case you're a stick son
>>638444004she may just be holding my hand but don't let her know that
>>638443690>He was a bot all alongIt's over
>>638442397>Dear pesky waifufags, the Koopalings and I have taken over the janitorial staff...
Yes.
>>638443996Good, shut the fuck up now
>>638438448>>638438759Without access to the powers conferred by Key Pages, it'd probably be a tie. With Key Pages, she'd likely win. Key Pages, by the way, are basically "class changes".
>>638444274Cute hairdo! It reminds me of a certain someone
>>638444150>>638443837>>638443782>they haven't joined the winning side yet<br>AI is taking over. It's only a matter of time.
>>638444004She's hugging his arm
>>638444417You excited, Lilyfren? Your waifu's game comes out soon
>>638444417Please don't let Bison come back for this trash fucking game. Let him rest in piss.
>>638444619Of course, I've been practicing every day until it comes out! I hope I can give Lily a decent rank as a present, her bday is the day after release>>638444727Aside from gameplay reasons, I wouldn't want Bison back because JP is shaping up to be a great villain in his own right
>>638442503Nothing like my Chiaki on a trip to McWaifus after a gory fist fight.
>>638445030You literally have to be a greasy sombrero wearing Mexican to like that dirt monkey
>>638445030>her bday is the day after releaseMan, so many birthdays happening around this time; Haru's isn't coming until December
>>638445543There was a discussion on this in March - waifu birthdays seem to be clustered in the last month of the quarter (so March, June, September, and December). I know March and December were very busy, seemed like there was at least one a week.
Waifu tiene tremende CULO!!!
Amo las nalgas de mi waifu.
>>638445852Reposting for convenience!
>>638445865>tremende
>>638445987>Robin riding the floating Daisy headI still cannot unsee it kek
>>638445987March has the most amount birthdays followed by September and then a tie between October and May.
>>638438448
>>638438448Totori pushing my VN wife out of her wheelchair
>>638445987Who are we still missing?
I wonder who the racist waifufag is
>>638446410Who is the most racist waifu? Maybe we can work back from there
>>638438759Look at those AI hands lmao
sorry for the mean comments, but that shit's pretty based ngl
>>638445987>>638446387Use this for Haru's. December 5th
>>638446592te perdono porque onions buena persona!
>>638445987According to one of the wikis, Hod's birthday is September 10. Not sure how accurate that is - I can't find a source in either of her games, and the wiki doesn't list a source, but it's the best I've got.
>>638444462I hope you get better LuciBro!
>>638446812Do you happen to have a chibi version?
>>638446462We first need to know which waifus prefer Mexican food and which prefer Chinese food.
>>638447253Here's her in-game chibi sprite. There's not much chibi artwork of her, and I don't really know how I could crop/transparent the head from it; I'm not very familiar with image editing software.
I love Red Riding Hood
>>638447835>>638446624Done!
>>638446863It's okay. I've been reset since then. Systems copacetic.
>>638448529Thanks!
Jeanne was said to be rather strong for a young peasant girl. She was pretty good with a sword and lance, and she had the endurance to trek for days at a time in her armor. Fate Jeanne has Strength: B, and I recall her flipping an entire passenger plane in a manga.
>>638438448I love the edgy bunny who would defeat her with no issueI would've used that image from the 'boxing lady' fetishist but you said bareknuckle>>638438759bitch only 13? you gotta make my waifu beat up a kid?>>638440902well that's another thing that'd be nice to comm
>>638446462She's not racist towards oni, she just wants them to uh not be alive anymore.
>waifu is cute and pure>all of my fetishes are leaning heavily into sadomasochist stuffHow do I deal with this? Just stop consuming porn?
>>638449380Yes, porn literally rots your brain.
>>638438759>Totori is 13 years old, 146 cm tall (4’9”) and weighs 37kg (81 pounds)the wind could take her
>>638446462She's not racist. She just wants invaders out of her country.
>>638450184>the wind could take herWait a minute...
>>638449380Quitting porn might not even help. Some people are just degenerates at heart. Nothing wrong with that just dont jerk off publicly, keep your kinky shit private
>>638450184
>>638449380more or less porn won't change who you really are, just make your proclivities more or less apparentif you truly wish to not subject your waifu to such things by not even liking it anymore, simply burying the issue and pretending it does not exist will not helpinstead you must pull the idea out by its roots, chipping at those interests until they shift and are destroyed entirelyonly by doing that will you truly purify yourself
>>638446462Can’t judge people by the color of their skin if you can’t see
>>638446462Well...
>>638450383I'm pretty straight edged in public. A lot of people assumed that I was one of those asexuals for years.
>>638450479>Can’t judge people by the color of their skin if you can’t seeis literally grey
>>638446462'ate water lovers, not racist just don't like 'em
>>638450479Just be racist by sound
>>638446462Just because the only one she bullies is black (Heart) it doesn't mean she's racist.
>>638450459Could your waifu beat rainier wolfcastle
>>638451105>Towa! That hand cannon of yours is against regulations!
>>638451105can rainier wolfcastle beat a volcano?
I had a slight feud with my wife Cirno after her presence indirectly caused me to catch a cold before a field trip. But we cool now.
>>638451912Cirno is pretty nice
>>638451105MENDOZAAAA!!!!
seggs with waifu!
I love her so much bros
My bride, Dolce.
>>638452028Thanks for the compliment. Hope your wife is doing just as ice
Braidfu posting hours?
>>638453908waifu with braids
Asking waifu to marry (you)Waifu tearing upWaifu answering yes
>>638453908
>>638453976Now we are talking.
>>638453908it's bride not braid ESL anon
>>638454449Don't tell me what to do ever again or I'll end you.
Accidentally calling waifu mommy
>>638454712Based...
>>638454809during seggs
>>638454809I don’t think she wouldn’t oppose that
>>638453908braided bridefu>>638453038She's usually chilling.
>>638455104she needs to chill with cookies and cakes
>>638454809Unirocally would want to make her one
>>638438448>>638438759Even when Samus was 13 herself, she was already enhanced to the point it'd probably be hard for Totori to land a hit on her. Now? Samus could use her metroid powers such that not only would every hit Samus landed on Totori drain Totori's lifeforce, every hit Totori lands on Samus would ALSO drain Totori's lifeforce, leading to a "heads I win, tails you lose" match.Even if Totori is allowed to use alchemical stuff, it'd probably be like running on a treadmill where she needed to do her best simply to not end up going backwards.
>>638448621That’s good! Hopefully you continue to have fun in the thread!
>>638454809i would never
waifu calling you daddy during seggs
>>638455703I'd rather she says my name
>>638455535Of course. I have very special, secret plans for the 555th post.
Waifu cooking for (You)
>>638454809>"Accidentally"
>>638438759>weighs 37kgIMAGINE
>>638454809Honestly, I'm more of a "oneesan"/"big sis" kind of guy
>>638453908Yes>>638455703She isn’t able to speak so she wouldn’t be able to say that unless she had a sign during sex
Would you ever stop posting your wife because of another anon?
>>638456995why can't she talk?? is she a mute?
Blanc is my wife and I love her more than anything in the whole world. Sorry, Totoribro, but your wife doesn't stand a chance against mine in a fist fight.
>>638457025Stop loving my wife? No. Stop posting my wife? Sure if the thread stops being a good time there’s no reason to stick around.
>>638457025No!
magic wife!
>>638457219
>>638457025I'd tell that cunt to fuck off somewhere else, cause my wife is MY wife
>>638449380Dante Alighieri has Lust as one of the least "corrupting" of sins since it can come from something positive, but I feel like this makes it the most insidious. It is the easiest of sins to justify to yourself, and you begin to indulge in your transgressions more and more. Even now, certain people will try to excuse their transgressions caused by lust since it "feels good". Porn addiction is just one aspect of this.Of course, I am a hypocrite when I say this. But you already knew that.
>>638457187>Stop posting my wife? Sure if the thread stops being a good time there’s no reason to stick around.I meant if an anon wanted you to stop posting.I think there is an anon who wants me to stop
>>638457493idk seems like most of you befriend them and share her
>>638457574nepgear anon
>>638457219Her mage outfit from 4GO is super cute...
>>638457563Deep>>638457025No, they can suck my balls
>>638457219Executioner wife ready to send witches to the bonfire
>>638438448I'm sorry Totorianon, but you're going to lose that fight.
>>638457574FTR there’s no one I want to stop posting except the miyeon poster if you count them as a regular, and the guy who calls everyone a pedo I guess
>>638457867based burn the witch!
My latest little project is finally done, so now I have time to draw Wides again!1-3, you know the drill.
>>638458257Nominate Lily or Neo
>>638458343Anon, you can't just throw out multiple names of not-your-waifu.
>>638458412I did, and i just won
>>638458257maybe a wide Nepgear?
>>638457219A wizard did it. It's also a same seijuu joke.>>638458257I guess.
>>638458134When I first posted in the thread I was hit with a DOS attack, now that is either a crazy coincidence or an anon wants me gone. I'm not saying it is you specifically, by the way.
waifu going schizo
>>638457128You could say that yes
>>638457025>>638457574I would simply post as I please. Post if you wish it so, or don't if you, well, don't. Anonymous users of a Chevois winemaking forum should have little hold on your will.>>638457219Magic is everything!
>>638457219But waifu is always magical?
>>638459485even if she can't speak, can she still moan/grunt/whine/make other noises?
>>638458134>>638457187>if the thread stops being a good time there’s no reason to stick around.this t b q h w y
>>638459965what makes it stop being a good time?
>>638457025Lmao no. The rage will only fuel my dedication. >>638458257The Kablob gang is looking great!
>>638458257>>638458601This somehow ended up being more Rotund than Wide.
>>638459832Yeah she can make some noises but that’s about it
Waifu is FAST
>>638460215Fit for a goddess, cute.
>>638458343>>638458412I really would like a Neo blob at some point. I think it would be very cute!
>>638460968Sadly already posted >>638445030 so have this!
>>638461120Blob distribution is illegal now.I only deal in Wides, and in Big Fat Fucking Gold-Coated Titties.It keeps the cartel off my back.
>>638461263Alright I would like a Wide Neo then! I think it would be very cute. Only request I have for it would be for the eyes to be like the colors of her eyes. Brown on one eye and pink on the other
>>638461263i can't believe we lost out on blob production because of one anon
>>638460727that's kind of sad. What is the explanation for this?
>>638461370Wide Machine broke. Only makes one Wide per day.
>>638461548Alright well could I have one tomorrow? If not let me know when it’s ready
>>638461263Big Fat Fucking Gold-Coated Titties?
>>638461418I’m not sure I kind of fell out of the loop with RWBY like most people
I kind of want an Essex edit.
>duplicate file exists>like three timesDamn, people are posting the stuff I made.>>638461778https://litter.catbox.moe/kjfzd9.pngI was tied up working on this for a little while. It was an image idea I'd seen thrown around in threads for a few months, since like December.>>638461862Then you'll have to get lucky when I try again another day.
>>638462459Damn, that's pretty cool.
>>638462459Very cute
>>638442843I wish I was a girl. Look how comfy and fun they are there. The fashion, the magic, the sisterhood. Men know only suffering.
>>638463252you will never be a woman
>>638463252>Men know only suffering.That's what makes us strong.
>>638463252All the anons in this thread and you had to reply to me to say that?
>>638463503I wouldnt go so far wanting to be a tranny, but I can remain jealous seeing womens life is far more heavenly. >>638463605yes and women have it rough after 25 it is a trade off.
>>638463753kek
Do you guys enjoy arguing about waifu around these parts?
>>638463902Argue about what?
>>638463774not gonna lie but I do get a bit jealous that we have to live a life of suffering while 3dpds live in easy mode. marry up with a guy who has his shit together before 30 and you're set. neet life
>>638463902>enjoy>arguingNo.
>>638464032Some people (dumb) say waifu is bad (wrong). So you tell them waifu is actually good (correct) and then you call them the n-word to assert dominance.
>>638463252see your issue is that you wish for the easy route because you can't handle the difficulties of life and you would rather see that as being the problems of being a man rather than merely the problems of being a human beingthere is no inherent 'sisterhood' between women, they are more likely to tear themselves apart than men are, and do so in a far more vicious mannerfashion and 'magic' are also not inherently linked to women, but something that requires more effort as a man than it does for a womanwhat you wish for is not to be a woman, but to have an easy life, and that is something all people wish for, but not everyone associates that with being a womanyou need to come to terms with life, and the struiggles that come with it. perseverance is key, not dreaming of an easier lifestyle that only exists in your limited perception of others
>>638464210In these threads? Not really. I've stated my distaste for other P5 girls before, but never to another waifufren that has one of them for a waifu, cause that's annoying, and i think you don't come to these threads to have someone diss your waifu.
>>638463902perhaps a little too much, but i feel like wanting to debate about waifu and her various intricacies is just another sign of my love for her
>>638463902I'm holding off until I can challenge people to a FT5
I listened to a song from the Little Mermaid remake
>>638464459>In these threads?I was referring to 4chan in general or other websites. >>638464614I think the same. I love arguing about Chiaki when the other person argues in good faith and at least tries to make me see another point of view. Too bad that's pretty rare on 4chan.
>>638464984I was listening to Spongebob production music
>>638463902I don’t really argue that much. I think all of the RWBY fans agree that Neo is the best girl. Well some thing Ruby is better but it’s all good
I have concluded that these threads are not deleted because the mods post in themCAPTCHA: SPAMVG
>>638463902No. In fact there's one person I'd like to strangle just for that.
>>638438759That's a small cocksleeve for a large, victorious orc standing over her.
>>638465424We’re on our 4th thread today because the mods keep deleting them but live your dream anon.
>>638464984Which one?>>638465096>I was referring to 4chan in general or other websitesOh, then yeah. Although there's not much conversation to have for Haru, other than how the cuntcat ripped her off in her own arc, but yeah. Haru is generally well liked and that makes me happy. There's the resident retard, but i just filter him
>>638465784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKlQu_p97KIListen at your own risk
>>638465953I’m not really much for show tunes but sounded fine to me. Worst part is Daveed’s French accent, I can see why that would upset you!
>>638465953I hate what this was before clicking the link
>>638465953From hearing it, i can tell it's sung by a bird and it's a new one, cause it ain't as good as the old ones. Also, the guy doing the crab friend's voice fucking sucks, cause he goes from having ghe funny accent to not having it. Overall, it kind of reminds me of that California song by Childish Gambino, but with two idiots who can't sing.Also, i was listening to thishttps://youtu.be/aCWCF19nUhA
>>638465953HOLY EAR RAPE, BATMAN!
I love Brigid!>>638438448Sorry Totoribro, but my waifu would destroy your waifu in a boxing match
>>638464210>Some people (dumb) say waifu is bad (wrong)Chiaki has gone too far. Waifu is bad, and wrong. There should be a new, stronger word for waifu. Like Badwrong. Or Badong. Yes, waifu is badong.
>>638467892Uh oh, you now have to post it!
I’m in a mall for the first time in about 15 years right now and I just walked past the GameStop and there are more pop funkos in there than games? Is this how you zoomers live your lives? I want to go back.
>>638468230who even buys funko pops? they just look like shit to me, they barely even resemble the characters half of the time
>>638468230We don't have GameStop in our country, instead we have Game and they do they exact same thing. I'm pretty sure no-one actually buys them and they end up in the clearance bins
>>638468573>the Brigid here has been speaking with an english accent the entire time
>>638468230If i ever were to collect some nerd figurines, it wouldn't be a fucking Funko Pop, so don't mix me with those losers, pops
I hope their wife gets kidnapped!
Thinking wife
Yo, have you seen this cutiepie? Look at her, she's got sunglasses on
>>638468573it's hilarious how many games have ended up stuck on the back of a sports direct because they can't even keep an actual store afloat nowadays
I was gonna do a shades prompt the other day but I don’t have any of my own wife ;_;
>>638468230Usually I'd joke but not even my zoomer ass can defend funkos, ugly ahh soi figures on god
>>638468756'ate my murderin half-brother-in-law'ate the empire'ate loptyrians (not racist just dont like em)luv me pirate wifesimple as
>>638469340Who's your wife?
>>638469417Tooty
>>638469340Neither do I, same with waifu eating, waifu bride, waifu hugging...>>638469193
>>638468230Words cannot describe the disgust I feel towards funko pops and I legitimately can't comprehend how they exploded. I remember when they were first releasing and /toy/ used to rightfully call them trash.I'm really glad Neptunia is too niche for funkos, because I'd still buy one if they ever made Blanc. It would feel dirty, but I'd do it for her.
>>638469715>would still buy a funko of waifuSame, blancbro, same…
>>638468230>Is this how you zoomers live your lives? I want to go back.The zoomers didn't ask for this, and it's the millennials that got us here.
>>638468142https://cytu(d0t)be/r/The-Kinoplex >>638469209Shades waifu
>>638468230Who tf said I collect funko pops?
>>638450628>water lover wasting fresh water
>>638469921doesn't count her eyes are giant poka dots
>>638469308I'm amazed my local store is even still afloat, especially seeing as how the local cex have been stealing all their customers>>638469715My friend bought me a couple of those things for my birthday, threw them away almost immediately, I just don't see the appeal
>>638470185*not
>>638438759>Ai shitI refuse to engage with your thread
>>638470024Damn, she's even got a Mohawk, so cool
>>638470185I know it doesn’t count, I was just posting the closest approximation I could come up with.
For me? It's the cute and beautiful redhead Sophie.
>>638470360No please come back, the thread needs you!!!
>>638469921The appeal of waifu is too strong.>>638470312>throwing away birthday giftsNot that I blame you at all, but if someone gifted me funko I'd still keep them. I figured they thought about me just enough to think "this guy likes nerd shit", and that's more than completely thoughtless at least. I do wonder, were they at least characters from shows or movies you liked?
>>638470447Welcome!
>>638470507AI art has gotten pretty good. I look forward to the day when we no longer have to interact with mentally ill twitter artists.
>>638470528>and that's more than completely thoughtless at leastI appreciate the thought and I wasn't really mad, I've recieved worse presents, I just didn't know what the fuck to even do with them so I threw them away>were they at least characters from shows or movies you liked?I think they were from Black Panther, I've never seen Black Panther
>played Totori's game>unironically got filtered by the time mechanics while I was mid-ship buildingAnd I never picked the game up again. I fucking hate time deadlines like with Totori. Though time reseting is way worse. Fuck you Ephemeral Fantasia.
>>638468230I'd be tempted to buy exactly two funkos and considering i think one of them actually exist and i don't have it, you can guess how much i care about them.
>>638470312you're a shitty friend man..
>>638471076It's a terrible game with two genuinely S-tier characters. I hate the game but forced myself to get the true ending because of that
Nero's emerald gaze give my life meaning!
>>638471073>MCU shitOkay, now you have my full sympathies.
>>638471076I’m sorry and I can sympathize. It can definitely be stressful. The best thing I can tell you is that they do give you plenty of time to do everything even if you aren’t super efficient. There’s also a pretty good guide on gamefaqs now that I wish was there when I did my first playthrough.
What about Nendoroids
>>638471268Emerald eyes...
Waifu plushie!
>>638471247That’s rude, the music’s good, the characters are good, the alchemy’s good, if you were expecting a story like a Tales game you would be disappointed but it’s a good game and a huge improvement on the original version of Rorona in every possible way.
>>638471351Nendos are cute, made for some level of play, and come with accessories. They aren't made to a cookie cutter template like funko pops are, which avoids the unironically soulless quality that funkos have. They actually take some effort to make and their price reflects that.I have a Neptune nendo. Came with the final volume of the anime's original release. It's quite cute. Wish Blanc had a nendo, but at least she has a cute chibi figure, but it's an in-house "nepgure" instead of a nendo or any of the sort.
>>638470846You never had to. Are you mentally ill yourself? You must be if you're unironically looking forward to consume generic goyslop.
>>638471617
>>638471606A most resplendent eye color!
>>638471725>That’s rude, the music’s good, the characters are good, the alchemy’s goodYes. I do not think the time system is as balanced as Rorona though, and to an extreme detriment to the overall game.
Wife mousepadI got food on it because we often eat together
>>638472193That’s fair I guess, Rorona’s definitely has a lot more structure.To those who haven’t played the game, Rorona has 12 goals, one due every 3 months, across 3 years in game. Totori has only two goals (really one with a checkpoint) - the checkpoint is at the 3 year mark and the the actual goal can be reached at anytime up to the end of year 5, the end of the game, although you have a minimum of 6 months of work to do that is locked behind the year 3 checkpoint, including building the ship.
Anyone else here got a harem? Polygamy was quite common through human history.
How many waifubros have official plushies of their Waifu?
>>638472961Please don’t come in here and give atelier bros a bad name
Can you at least respond to the other prompts before making a new one?
>>638472961Yes
Blue eyes...
>>638473056Don't talk to it
Pink and Brown Heterochromia…
>>638471617>>638473296this fits both
Eye sockets…
I like purple eyes! Except she has blue eyes when she transforms too so, y'know.
Red eyes? It looks like a saturated salmon color to me, or maybe even a type of orange.
Brown eyes, just like me. Hers are more beautiful, tho
lmao the counterfeit gearbro is a haremfag
>>638473927harems are cool
>>638469715I feel the exact same way. I want a mini mama so badly but he doesnt sell them.
>>638471617>>638472984mine is official
>>638473927so am i
>>638473296Blue eyes are the best.
>>638473927>counterfeitWrong again.
I love my wife Seele!>>638446462Waifu doesn't harm people based on race well, sort of so i guess she isn't racist.>>638463902I only did so once i think, and it wasn't even me starting the argument to begin with, just another anon thinking that my way of posting was weird so i explained my reasoning. Either way, i don't like to argue because it's mostly pointless, unless you're the type who just likes to get angry i guess.>>638457219
>>638474329I actually wasn't a fan of blue eyes until I saw Red Riding Hood...
>>638473817I love my wife's red eyes!
>>638474921I've loved blue eyes my whole life. I'm glad your wife opened your own eyes to the beauty of blue eyes.>>638475270Red eyes are good, too. I'm glad my wife can do both.
My wife Ryoubi!>>638471606>>638473296I love both!Bless heterochromia!
>>638473817>Red eyesVery good.My mind often dives into the carmine depths and gets lost for hours on end.
I'm not good with color, so I don't know a good word to describe it other than a really dull pink. Some artists interpret her eyes as straight up brown, and I can see where they're getting it. Perhaps it's a dull brownish or grayish pink?
everyone loves to give her different colors for some reason, but my favorite will always be her canon purple eyes
>>638475560I would say the semi circle below the pupil is pinkish but the rest of the iris is brown.
I love Lysithea!>>638473547Pink best
My wife Iroha would not agree to take part in such an unfair match!>>638439739>>638443413>>638472026Cute maids by the way!
>>638475893I found this one the other day
>>638475893Tea time
>>638475893Maidu!
meido
Bunny maid!
>>638475893Also, this one is more of a waitress, but still looks the part
Oh, maid time, almost forgot.
>>638475794Well the lower half of her iris is where the lighting is, so that's closer to what her true color is. Either way I'm fine with a dull brownish pink.
>>638475893
>>638476426Oh God not that outfit
>>638438448>>638438759As someone who actually played the games I know Totori isn't much without alchemy.Please take your death-spiral ritual posting back to /jp/ where it belongs.
>>638475974>>638476097>>638476165>>638476241>>638476424>>638476426>>638476501Very nice!
>>638476579If i'm thinking what you're thinking, then no, she's not "like that", it's just a bonus costume
>>638476543Dang it! Still manage to miss one.>>638476579That does look familiar now that you mention it.>>638476647Battle maids are best maids!
Lili!Got two more recipes in Little Dragons Cafe last night; this trophy is soul sucking but at least I'm seeing progress
>>638476601
>>638476779Keep on missing... Very cute though!
It's been a hot minute since I've gotten to post maid Blanc.
post official art of waifu !
>>638477209It's as official as you can get.
>>638477209I miss Tsunako.
>>638476774Yeah I wasn’t thinking that but I did recognize the outfit unfortunately
>>638477209A bunch got freshly teased, so with pleasure!
>>638477209
>>638477209If only the show looked like this
>>638477338Oops, wrong file.
>>638476601>>638477045thanks guys>>638477209I post official art all the time!
>>638477209Official mariachi Megumin.
>>638477209I have posted official artwork several times already I think.
>>638477338She's gone? When did this happen?
>>638477209Official artfu!
>>638477108Still cute every time!>>638477209Wish there was more of it.
>>638477209I've heard bad things about PQ2, but this Haru design with her sweater covering her even more is really cute
>>638477760She's still alive but she's gone freelance now, the latest game for example, had all the CGs drawn by one of her aprentices at CH and it really shows since there's like two in the entire game, and the new characters were designed by the artist for Skelters instead (who did do a very nice job with Anri and Maho, being fair). I don't know if she'll be drawing for Game Maker Revolution but I sure do hope so, at least the new adult Nep art is really neat so I hope my wife gets another portrait too.>>638478095Chiaki got the ybox
>>638477360At least she didn't got the Rin one
>>638478361Oh God
>>638478316Nanameda only designed Anri, actually. Maho was designed by someone else. Tsunako was advertised as returning for GMR, but weirdly enough there's no art of the main goddesses that's very, very obviously done by Hirano, pic related. I really do not like Hirano's renders of Blanc. I suspect they're using anime renders as reference.
What would Waifu’s favorite Mario Kart course be?For Neo it would be that one with the cookies and sweets. Forgot the name of it though
>>638479102grumble volcano seems like the obvious answer
>>638478191A major bummer that these are from a collaboration rather than her actual game or an art book for it.
For me, it be Miyabi>>638477209
Gonna make a couple small group pics to celebrate the thread making it until the sun set
waifu smol chibi chiquita
>>638479818Her natural state
>>638478580I don't know if Nan drew the Nep art for Peach Beach Splash, but if he did, I really like his interpretation of Nep.>>638478725Probably, the style is definitely inspired by the anime.>>638479102SNES Rainbow Road or Sweet Canyon. And Music Land because everyone loves that one.>>638479818chiquitita dime porque
>>638446812>Not sure how accurate that is - I can't find a source in either of her gamesIt's from the Ruina artbook.
>>638479818Smug smol 'fu
>>638471351NEEDNEED NEEDGIVE ME ONE NINTENDO, I'LL BUY 3>>638472984Three of four that i know of.The fourth is twice the size of the biggest one in this out of date photo.
>>638479818Chibfu!
>>638479818
>>638480058Cute! I love it!
>>638480058Wow, that's a nice one.
waifus pointing
>>638480058https://youtu.be/Oo1Vqi-vOhI
>>638478596Yeah, creepy shit>>638479818Small but full of love
>>638479818chibi winter megu>>638480058Looks great!
>>638479758That Corn is just too precious.
>>638480061Very nice plooshies
>>638479758Adorable Chiaki!>>638479818Smolfu!
>>638480450Yeah Catherine really was a shitty weird game in my opinion. It would be better without these characters.
>>638479936>chiquitita dime porquekek and cute
>>638438448I fucking love almost near limit retarded girls.
just woke up from a nap>>638480058cute!
I don't want the bread to end yet lets keep the pace chillaxed bros
>>638480996No
no more waifu prompts!
>>638480842Her face in the second screenshot makes me laugh for some reason
>>638480996You can just make another one later, let anons post in peace if they want to.
last one although looks like the thread has turned into a totori roast while I was working
>>638481252Very cute! I love these arts!
>>638480996We can just make another one later
>>638479818small>>638479758Very cute!
>>638481252Wow, I love it! Look at my crane fly!
>>638481118the way the camera works is that it freezes the 3D models in whatever position they were in when the cutscene started whenever the character portraits are on screen.here's the context for the sexy one, it's pretty funny. this is actually a mandatory plot-advancing scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqQlhgA1l4c
>>638479102Hard to tell with so many tracks. If I had to guess, maybe Frappe Snowland or Maka Wuhu. >>638479758Very nice.>>638480526Well said.>>638480763>>638479936What a great song. Had all but forgotten about it, but it will now be stuck in my head for the foreseeable future.>>638479818
>>638479758Extremely cute!
>>638438759My waifu is 11 years old, 123cm tall (4'0''') and weighs 22kg (48 pounds), so Tottori definitely has a significant physical advantage, but I think my waifu would win just because she has a better mentality for a fight and would go at it with no hesitation. Probably be a close one though.
>>638481252I like it! The background reminds me when my wife was flying when she was invited to Smash Bros. So as long as my wife can think of happy thoughts she can fly and bring along her friends along...
Take care frens
>>638481854see ya fren
>>638481795Ngl, bro, when i saw that announcement, it really pissed me off, but good for you
it's ogre
>>638481854Bye RedBroGonna be going as well. Have nice ice cream dreams waifubros!
final corny, see you frens
>>638481252Cute!
>>638482349I understand. A lot of people hated the amount of FE characters that were introduced into the game. I am just grateful that my wife made it. I would not mind a FE fighter game for the FE bros....
byebye thread!
>>638480061Actually, more like 3 to 4 times, i don't even have the jumbo one there.>>638480583I love them dearly, even if i have to keep the monster sized one stored.
One final Nero for the road!
FinaLily, and goodnight!
Final Jannu
My last Blanc for the thread shall be a White Heart for once. Goodnight, thread.
Final one for my wife!
Nep bye
lets end it for a new one already
>>638482535>>638482589See ya, Neofren, Courtneyfren
>>638483246relax bro
Lasto Chiaki!See you around, waifu thread.
Lasteeles!
waifu needs your credit card information
Dang it! Wasn't paying attention to the image limit yet again.
>>638483385Waifu wouldn't even know what to do with it.>Verification not required.I'm sorry Waifu...
Damnit late to the image limits again
>>638482716>>638482820Blobs detected.Deploying Anti-Blob measures.
Time to post thishttps://files.catbox.moe/ylj917.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/tfxf4n.png
>>638483963blobs are SO CUTE no lie
would waifu get along with your parents?
>>638484471You will regret your words and deeds.https://litter.catbox.moe/u0imfi.png
dolce fag can you at least try to be creative of funny? 2 shit ending in a row
>>638484440Think it's time i "do" Haru. Pregnant Wife bros 4 life
>tfw no blob waifu :(
>>638484687>tfw blob waifu :)
Why do some anons try to be so controlling?
>>638484760I love putting a leash on waifu in the bedroom...
>>638484687Blob machine broke. Ruled as a suicide.Autopsy claimed that it was "smashed in the back of the head with ten different baseball bats, all self-inflicted."It will never Blob again.
>>638484760what do you mean?
Alright bros which one of you is it turn to host the next bread? As one anon suggested the last waifu fag to get the image limit shall host. Are you ready Dolcefag?
Gime to play: "Guess the Waifu!"
>>638485180Doclefag is not gonna make a fucking thread, i forbid it
>>638485075>>638480996>>638483246>>638484572
>>638485191Blanc?
>>638485280i agree not gonna lie
>>638485191“Double your friends”
>>638485191This 'fu wears her hair in a bobcut.
>>638485191"Made in Heaven"
>>638439849happy birthday in a couple days anon
>>638485191She's the oldest of her group, but she looks the youngest.>>638485410Red.
waifubros you would hug?
>>638485410Short hair, but not a bobcut
favorite waifu bros who are chill and don't attention whore?
>>638485541Third oldest
>>638485404Who is Lilith?
who's turn is it to host the next bread?
>>638485687https://youtu.be/iHxrseIqpNk
>>638485404>>638485541double lilith?
>>638485650What?>>638485795No.
>>638485748Maciej
>>638485191She's know to have a liking for killing things
>>638485609The ones who don't say when's their birthday. I respect them.
>>638485191I'll just go with the random unguessable thing again.Due to something she has done in the past, she could be called an unlicensed dentist.
>>638485914Seele
>>638485191My waifu loves videogames.
>>638485931based me too
>>638485541Neptune?
>>638485953Nope
>>638485992Neptune is not the youngest looking of her group.
>>638485191My waifu got her ass beat by like 20-30 other girls so that the jannies would leave us alone
>>638486071Poor Totori...
>>638485541Blanc, if you go by company age.
>>638486071Um...let's see...Toots?
>>638486071My waifu told me she wants to apologize to your waifu.
>>638486136Correct. Most continuities don't talk about age, but in more than one it's either implied or outright stated that she's older than the other goddesses.
>>638486105>>638486167She’s fine, she has a cream for that!
who are some interesting waifu vs waifu fights from this thread?
>>638486234Is there anything she doesn't have a cream for?
>>638486241I think Totori at her ultimate power level vs Samus would be pretty good.
>>638486241As long as Haru can use Tetrakarn and Makarakarn, she's covered
>>638485191She has a really funny catchphrase
I just want to hug her tight and caress her hair.
>>638486694Megumin
alright lads it's my turn to host next. get ready to join!!!!
>>638486730caressing her neck
>>638486937Giving her little kisses on her neck until she gets in the mood
>>638486521She’s gonna be in pretty big trouble against not just Totori but any Atelier alchemist. Having to waste turns to refill her MP is a big problem. Totori can buff her stats, debuff Haru’s, heal to full, and attack all on a single turn without even losing any MP or items.
>>638486241are there any waifus who would have an actual reason to fight each other?
>>638485541I wanted to reply to this because I shall never refer to my wife as " 'fu " and because I haven't been paying attention to the thread but I am now because I once again want to proclaim my love for my Red Hooded wife.
Lilith a cute, and so is her hair, horns eye sockets, pregnant belly
>>638487182I shall try and remember, Redbro.
>>638487274No offensive to any anon who does refer to their wife as 'fu btw...
>>638486883No, it's like three letters.
alright get in here bros... not joking this time!
>>638487456FBI
>>638487481You could've at least waited until this one archived, but you do you.
>>638487043I mean, it's nit like she can only use reflecting abilties. She has the strongest gun abilities, can heal status ailments and uses strong psychic powers, nto to move stuff, but to fuck with your brain, adnd even with that, i think her barriers are just enough
waifubrosI'll dress up as your waifu and let misuse me
>>638487649Can you not?
>>638487649If shooting you falls under the misuse you have in mind, then sure.
>>638487649>>>/faggot/
>>638487649ywnbaw (you will never be a waifu (or a woman))
>>638487649my waifu is Bluey
>>638487649*skins you alive and eats your flesh*
>>638487562im just showing you guys how to make a proper waifu thread
>>638487574end game Totori gets 6 actions every time she has a turn. Haru just can't keep up.
Towa on the tenth page!
>>638487928As i said, you do you, i just don't think that having more than one of those in the catalog at the same time is a good idea.
see you guys in the other ship
>>638487928so the annoying anon is you the one that made the cammy thread?
>>638488076Harubro doesn't post AI slop, so he wins by default
>>638488243i'm sorry that your waifu isn't notable enough to get good ai art anon but that doesn't really affect a power level discussion
>>638488076Atelier rules are retarded. In a normal scenario, each one gets a turn or they just go all out. Also, as long as she's weak to bullets, she gets another turn
I'm still among you :)
>fags still talking to themselves in a ghost shiphahhaha
>>638485512Thanks!
>>638488351lilithfag you are not unique
>>638488326Shut up pussy
>>638488349i mean i agree atelier rules are retarded but not in the way you mean. she's not getting the 6 turns because that's how many turns you get, she's getting the 6 turns because she's using items that keep giving her extra turns.
go to sleep children
>>638488475don't cry anon
>>638488551fucking based man jumping onto the next thread
I just want waifubros to use me to relieve their desires...