Who can stop it?
Elden ring takes a dump all over this children's open world gimmick.
Leave Zelda to me.
>>638404436>TOTK is the second coming of JesusWhy do mainstream media try so hard to push this narrative?
>>638404436I hate this forced, artificial shit so muchThe review scores, GOTY status and future awards were decided the day Nintento announced this game and you know itEven if it was a literal Unreal Engine asset flip with link running across a grass field and hitting goblins with stock swordsman animations journalists would all collectively bust a nut and give it max scoresNintendo bonus must die
>>638404436>nintenreddies start spamming muh goty bro
>>638404436Did you make this thread because your other one is failing?
>>638404436>11/10 - It's a Nintendo game
>>638404986Nobody else could make this game anon. Other developers are baffled by it.
>>638404436I really don't get it, I played BOTW and was bored to tears. Why do people like this shit, even Adventures of Link was more fun than this crap
>>638404436I wish someone could explain what's so innovative about it? It's Garry's Mod slapped on the map of the old game. Is it purely the technical aspect of having a underworld as well as sky islands with fairly seamless transitions? I just don't understand why people are freaking out over this.
>>638405360they are dumb drones
>>638405397>I wish someone could explain what's so innovative about it? It's Garry's Mod slapped on the map of the old gameYou can't spout stupid reductive nonsense like this and expect people to take you seriously.
>>638405515My response adds more value to this thread than yours. Explain it to me, please. What's so mindblowing about TotK. I'll wait. But it appears I struck a nerve by point out your game takes a concept that's nearly 20 years old now and made it more accessible to console kiddies.
The big developers know to stay clear of whatever year Zelda drops.
>>638404436E N T E R
>>638405397Nobody plays garrys mod, anon.
>>638405639>I struck a nerve by point out your game takes a concept that's nearly 20 years old now and made it more accessible to console kiddies.Like every seething schizo you are clearly jealous of the game. You have no interest in having anything "explained" to you. You can only fester here making up your own delusional coping mechanisms "It-It isn't doing anything new!!"Kek
>>638405858Your image tells me you're absolutely baiting me but I'll bite. I am literally asking to explain it. I want to understand because I definitely don't see it.
>>638405848They did for a very long time. Garry is a very rich man. Just because they don't play it anymore doesn't mean it wasn't hugely innovative and influential.
>>638405397As someone who's not a fan of the game, allow me to explain where the hype is coming from.>devs are shocked at a game that doesn't need load screens to transition between the overworld, sky and underworld. this is a technology they don't understand because they're inept, and apparently only Nintendo has ever been able to do it in their eyes. >they ignore the poor performance and freezeups because they're lazy as well and hate game optimization>brand recognition carries the game heavily>alot of mechanics are being touted as amazing and innovative, like ultra hand and fusion and ascent. These would be fine things to praise, if the game was actually built around them, but unfortunately being an open world game there are too many solutions to a problem, which means the problems aren't challenging>the combat is hailed as epic and like watching a marvel movie, so of course game journalists would love it. They love that wacky epic slow mo that trivializes combat. it's more about the spectacle>speaking of triviality, they love that the game has so many handholding features, like auto save and fast travel. >also notice how not a single one has criticized the story. it's because they love easily digestible disney movies with no real depth.I still would give the game a 6/10, all things considered, but anyone saying that it's a 10/10 masterpiece might be blinded by fanboyism, unless they can at least understand why some people wouldn't like it, but they wouldn't be fanboys if they were reasonable.
Why do you idiots care so much about what wins some arbitrary award? At least it's an actual video game and not TLOU?
And you thought the snoys were bad.
>>638406207I think it's the principle. Awards are a fucking joke and always have in any medium, but people will use it as an argument point when you try to point out the flaws in the game that got the award.
all these seething posts when totk is an amazing game, especially for its target audience, kids
>>638406428>could have just used the sky tower
>>638405980>>638406063Everything that is great about BotW - the ungated open world, interconnected chemistry systems, player agency and freedom are all built apon in TotK with a far richer world, better dungeons and shrines, and insane amout of content and the developmer flex of the game's many new abilities. TotK makes every other video game look instantly dated and boring. The sheer amount of freedom and player agency is unlike nothing we've ever seen and its going to take other developers years to catch up. Going back to other games after playing TotK is painful.
>>638406304>>638406369>>638406428>>638406618I mean yeah, these are wacky and epic and it feels like you're being a heckin badass in borderlands, but this is basically you making your own fun. It's not a bad thing inherently, but it would be supplemented by the game actually having some challenge.Without challenge TOTK is basically a cinematic experience.
>>638405291Yeah, I'm baffled too that modern game devs can't comprehend ubisoft open worlds, videogame physics or lego vehicle building.
>>638405415>I am a very smart and unique individual, unlike those dumb sheep. Why doesn't anybody love me?
>>638404436Is this the game that got delayed because of Elden Ring?
>>638406618>and its going to take other developers years to catch upwhat a stupid sentence
>>638406618I must be playing the game incorrectly. The shrine puzzles are about the only thing that a mildly entertaining but having to travel all over the map dealing with all the other gameplay issues like repetitive and tedious enemy encounters that you have to sacrifice good items on or sprint while leveraging a quickly burnt stamina meter or ride a horse that they literally programmed to behave like a wild horse so it's tough to manuever. I mean that's a runon but I could go on and on about how tedious most things are in the game. They could have cut a lot of fat with a new map. The underworld is devoid of anything interesting and the same mostly goes for the sky islands outside of having shrines as well and the occasional miniboss.
I'll play it after I'll finish oot, majoras mask and botw, see you in two years and fuck water temple
>>638406876TOTK took a step forward and 2 steps back. It's frustrating that they didn't remove flurry rushing, or how they actually made the korok problem worse by making them even more braindead.
>>638407031>the korok problem worse by making them even more braindead.I really fucking hate the fat pack koroks. Every time I see one, I get frustrated and run past them even though the collectathon addict in me wants to do it. Has anyone found out what you get when you collect all the korok poops in TotK? Is it as bad at BotW?
>>638407031>It's frustrating that they didn't remove flurry rushing, or how they actually made the korok problem worse by making them even more braindead.Neither of these are issue. There's fuck all wrong with flurry rushing, feels great when I pull it off.And koroks remain the best collectible in gaming.
>>638407141>Has anyone found out what you get when you collect all the korok poops in TotK? Is it as bad at BotW?You get a bigger reward
>>638407141probably an actual shit this time
>>638407225>I want the game to have no challengeYes, you told us already.
>>638407225>stand 10 miles away from an enemy>jump 2 hours after it swings>WOOOOOW NICE TIMING GAMER DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR REWARD IS?!?!?!? button mashing.
>>638405360 A game like botw and TotK 8s limited only by your own creativity with the tools it provides.In other words if you're having a boring time it's because you're a boring person.
>>638404436Starfield will take GOTY this year.Tod always wins.
>>638404436I liked Zelda and all but you could not pay me to care about the Geoff Keighly oscars
>>638407540Or I'd rather make better use of my time playing something that doesn't take hours of effort just to get a drop of dopamine.
>>638407416>I want the game to have no challengeTrying to gaslight me won't save you. TotK is a pretty challenging game. Its generally considered far more challenging than BotW, which was already far more challenging than most Zeldas. Continue screeching, its changing nothing for you.
>>638407671Go play a shitter game then.
>>638406702Name a single game remotely like it faggot. All you can come up with is take one aspect and be like "w-well this game did one thing similar to it!" which will just prove you're retarded.But hey, keep sperging, I'm sure it'll work out for you.
>>638407683>jump off ledge>pull out bow>take my time lining up my shot to ragdoll the enemy>run over to ragdoll and hit it til it's deadwoooooow so hard
>>638407031doubling down on korok bullshit must be the biggest FUCK YOU in gaming history lol
here is your goty sis
>>638404436Armored Core? It's used to be a niche game but we dont know how far it can go with FROM's changes.Starfield Spider Man 2
>>638407671>that doesn't take hours of effort just to get a drop of dopamine.So basically you're saying that you're a child who simply wants instant gratification for doing nothing.Makes sense.
>>638407824>red X on the minimapgave you trouble i see LMAO
>>638404436Just show how far the industry has fallen. when most mediocre game is least bad of the year.
>>638404436>Declaring GOTY in the first half of the year>Declaring GOTY before the last month of the year>Not decalring GOTY once every game in the year has launched and has had time to be digested. At the EARLIEST late January of the next yeatWhy
>>638407683>totk is challenging
>>638407824>died at least onceEvery single time. Don't you have a single webm where you haven't died?
>>638407540>A game like botw and TotK 8s limited only by your own creativity with the tools it provides.PURE FUCKING NONSENSE
>>638407824this gameplay is so epic
>>638407869>Spider Man 2Let's be honest, that's the only game purely because Sony will pay to have it win.
>>638407734Any open world game released in recent years
>>638407741>what if you don't have any arrows?>what if you don't have a bow?>how is this helping you against multiple enemies?Go raid a monster camp right now and try this. Record and post it here. You will not.
>>638408048>another red xI live the death markers in this game, you don't even have to argue because the webm you made just btfos your argument.
>>638404436>Who can stop it?spiderman 2
>>638408116So you can't name a single game.
>>638408064I think spider man 2 will be in the same situation GoWR was. It will be a decent game but totally unimpressive for anyone who played the first one.Honestly TotK should be like this too but nintendo cultists like to eat shit a bit too much
>>638406063>devs are shocked at a game that doesn't need load screens to transition between the overworld, sky and underworld.The cutscene where you get launched into the sky or falling down the hole for 10 seconds into the depths dont count as disguised load screens?
>>638408159>>638408180Ah, nitpicking are we? Let's have a webm without a red X then.
>>638408140hmm wait what's your argument here exactly?
>>638408273>I think spider man 2 will be in the same situation GoWR wasA legitimately terrible game only propped up by fans and shills that will be forgotten the day after release?
Tears Of The Kingdom is literally one of the greatest video games of all time.Nintendo is good for two things:1) making the best video games in the world2) making /v/troons shit blood.I am loving every laugh and will savour every moment of cope in the years to follow.
>>638408318>could only do the boss with near max heart containers>already lost a solid chunkHonestly, you keep on digging that hole deeper and deeper.
>>638408441You get off to trannies lol
>>638408479>also its not me in any of the webmsWe know.
>>638408471I don't know why the player needed max health, but the boss isn't attacking him. Why?
https://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/user-reviews?page=0>first 3 pages of "most helpful" reviews are either mixed of badall the 10s come from Nintendo zealots or people who don't play any other games that don't come out on Switchit's obviously not 0/10, but 7/10 at best and I'm being generous
>>638408441Based AFTroons are shitting blood and pus and feces into their diapers from their neovaginas at this game
>>638408238Please list out every mindblowing, revolutionary, gamechanging feature in this game.
>>638408479Your whole argument is that it isn't hard and that you can cheese it yet all of your webms, except this one >>638408318 which still has you with near max containers but you've taken massive damage, have that red X.Hate to break it to you but you're only showing us that the game is too hard for you.
>>638407734>>638408238Terraria is a much better open world game.
*completely mogs zelda*
>>638408628As soon as you can find a single game like it.
>>6384086712d Minecraft can never be better than anything.
>>638408661You're still not explaining why these bosses are easy to cheese. It's insane how little faith the game has in the player, and it just throws a billion crutches at them to help them for no reason.>cinematic slow-mo>pausing the game while menuing>infinite stunlockI'm sorry, this just isn't fun.
>>638408819It's better than a movie game like TOTK, at least.
>>638408661you have no pointall the webms show how easily you can cheese the bosses and how shit the gameplay iskeep coping tranny
>>638408823>You're still not explaining why these bosses are easy to cheeseI don't need to, if they were easy to cheese you wouldn't have died at all, do you understand how that works?
>>638408823>and it just throws a billion crutches at them to help them for no reason.And yet you're still dying time and time again.
>>638408957The lynel webm doesn't have a red x either, so explain that. You'd think a "SUPER AWESOME BADASS ULTRA CHALLENGING LYNEL" would've incurred a death.
>>638408238just causegoat simulatorlego 2k drive
>>638408671>It's b-better!Nobody asked for your opinion faggot. Jesus fuck man is your IQ stuck in double digits or something? How the fuck is THAT your fucking answer to such a straightforward question?
>>638409043You mean the one where you literally had to throw everything you had at it and still took forever to take it down?How does this help your argument exactly?
>>638409138holy crap! this is goty for sure
>>638404635This but unironicallyFF16 looks like trash
>>638409138>just causeThe closest game to it that you listed and it still pales in comparison.
>>638409138Heyyyy look it's a bunch of features this game has but just a single one of them in each game, exactly like I said you shouldn't be doing. Good job failing at BASIC FUCKING PRESCHOOL READING YOU DUMB FUCK.
>>638408731AnyOpen worldGameReleasedInRecentYearsYou don't play video games.
>>638407920Ah yes, I forgot the other word for "game" is "work".
>>638409213The enemy is a damage sponge for no reason, but he takes forever to retaliate? I think he attacks maybe once or twice in that whole webm. Far from stellar game design.>>638409210You quite literally asked what open world game does it better, I gave you an answer.>name a single game remotely like itand I answered. >B-BUT IT'S NOT EXACTLY LIKE ITThat's not what you asked. Or do we need to consult websters dictionary?
I enjoyed most of the dungeons in this game, but man the Spirit Temple really is just dogshit. That entire giant mech riding sequence was painful.
>>638409219>Using a high tier weapon on a basic enemy invalidates the fightShocking revelations on /v/ today.
>>638409138better than elden ring btw, jesus how will tendies ever recover.
>>638409213>bullet sponge is good now! o-okay?!
>>638404581this is the only other real contender
>>638409419sounds like bad balancing by the devs. retard
>>638409391>You quite literally asked what open world game does it better, I gave you an answer.No. I did not. Go back to fucking kindergarten and learn basic reading skills holy fuck anon.
>>638409391Yes ACfag keep seething for another 7 years on 4channel.BotW and TotK are considered two of the greatest video games of all time.Your dogshit 2D indie trash Terraria never will be. By anyone. Feels good knowing that you'll never ever get over this.
>>638409529K. Very good take there buddy.
>>638409458It's not a bullet sponge unless you fight it like a fucking retard and keep hitting it in places where it isn't actually vulnerable and take it down using what is basically charity damage for retards who can't hit properly.But good job outing yourself yet again faggot.
ACfag thinks his 2D indieshit pixel trash is somehow conparable to Nintendo's masterpiece. But thats because he doesn't understand anything about video games. Clown shoes at a funeral.
>>638409582>>638409775>nobody would ever consider Terraria to be goodUhhhhhh, Zeldasisters....
I really wish you stupid fucking tendies could realize we aren't saying it's a bad game. It just isn't the fucking godsend you claim it is.
>>638407824>>638408048Is there a single thing this game or BOTW does that Elden Ring didn't do 10x better? Fucking disheartening that this is the direction they're taking Zelda now, I'd rather the franchise just be dead
>>638409293and how exactly is zolder better than listed games? try to use specific examples instead of buzzwords
>>638409391>The enemy is a damage sponge for no reasonIt's a damage sponge if you attack it at random without learning how to do most damage.It's kind of funny that you consider what you did "cheesing given how much of your resources it took when it can be done in half the time with less waste.
Playing devils advocate for red x guy here, if the fight is able to pot shot you in one hit but it still be able to be cheesed by rotating around it's still a bad fight. As much as I like a lot of what totk is doing a large majority of fights are avoiding a single instance of damage rather that a volley of many attacks you're expected to be hit by and learn patterns for, very much so in the early game. Sword play isn't really a thing when you have so many tools at your disposal, I'm never consciously using shields for blocking, nor am I thinking about positioning, I'm either running in swinging or making an opening to do so. But of course, the one time you do get hit it's either death or close to it. It instils a very passive playstyle in you where you always play range until the enemy takes a fall or gets stunned before you go in, land a few hits, retreat and repeat. I also just came out of a boss fight that let me stun lock it to death, not a single attack thrown out by the boss and bizarrely it's a fight where they strip your of your usual moveset so it was entirely in their control as designers. Games got a lot going for it but combat is not one of them.
>>638409968>It's kind of funny that you consider what you did "cheesing given how much of your resources it took when it can be done in half the time with less waste.The fact that you can beat him without taking damage at all is disheartening. Like you want the game to play itself.
>>638409839Yea seems like a weird take to shit on Terraria of all things, given how it's a widely loved game receiving almost universal praise. It's nowhere near as impressive as ToTK but that's because it's comparing apples to oranges.
>>638409775>>638409839kek based retard blown the fuck out
>>638404436Western devs are flabbergasted by how it was possible to code a game like this for such outdated hardware.
>>638410024>The fact that you can beat him without taking damage at all is dishearteningSo you consider every game disheartening? After all you can play all games damageless.
>>638409419I find it funny how defenders of totk pretend the combat is at any point better than that webm shows despite knowing perfectly well that's not the case.
>>638409839Tell us how Terraria inspired Zelda.You don't know, do you? Because you don't understand video games.
>>638410116One of the hardest enemies in the game shouldn't be trivial, that's all I'm saying.>b-but you used alot of resourcesThen maybe the game should punish me for it.
>>638410116it requires hell of a lot more effort to do it in other games. nice try though moron
>>638409881K. It objectively is though, from a technical standpoint. The sheer scope of object to environment interactions in the game is immense, the world is gargantuan in all three dimensions and it's full of actual things to interact with. Compare this to other widely praised games like RDR2 and it just blows it out of the water on everything but graphics (and arguably storytelling, but frankly RDR2's writing is mid at best and it's a rather subjective topic)
>>638410163>defenders of totkNobody needs to "defend" TotK lmao, its literally one of the most acclaimed games ever made. You have to lie and invent bullshit reasons to hate it. Sad really.
>shit combat>shit puzzles>shit performance >shit graphics >no story>0 innovation>*by nintendo*>OMG GOTYtruly the Apple of vidya
>>638410163K. If that's what you believe then you keep on believing it buddy.
>>638409582>BotW and TotK are considered two of the greatest video games of all time.By journalists, ecelebs, normies and "huge zelda fans". All people who don't matter.
>>638410232It's fucking possible to have good qualities while still having bad ones. Delusional piece of shit.
>>638404436These people are being so dramatic lol, I've seen literally no one talk about this flop game.
>>638410164For one, Zelda stole the concept of sky islands from Terraria, it stole the entire concept of an underground, fast travel, mounts, having multiple varied playstyles for combat, the list goes on and on. Only problem is that Zelda did all of these things worse.>Terraria's Sky Islands have actual rewards on them, and aren't just glorified puzzles>the underground is actually something you want to explore, instead of just a vast empty zone of poorly programmed enemies>mounts are actually useful instead of being garbage that you discard at the first sign of a cliff side>combat is much more engaging because you're not allowed to constantly shove healing potions in your face. also cinematic slow does not exist at all, you have to aim every shot accurately without crutches>flurry rushing does not exist in terraria, you have to earn every attack>almost no enemy in the game can be stunlocked, and will angrily pursue you regardless of your weapons or setupHell, Terraria's approach to storytelling and NPCs is a hundred billion times better than what Zelda offers.>Hey Link, you're gonna take this korok and ferry him to his friend, and you don't get a say in the matter. you can pretend to torture him, but you can't actually kill him :)Meanwhile in Terraria.>hey player, I'm going to stand in your way while you're building a house, and there's nothing you can d-ACK!>*guide was slain*Re-Logic really understands me, since it was boring just setting up an environmental kill for these stupid NPCs, so they quite literally made a weapon designed to kill NPCs. Yes, I can quite literally stop being the hero and be an evil tyrant asshole that destroys everything and everyone. does Zelda let me do that, or does it restrict you to the story? What a shame.
>>638410531thisits already dead lmao
>>638410232>The sheer scope of object to environment interactions in the game is immenseHOLY BUZZWORDSMore like sheer scope of the COPE! There are almost no interactive objects in the fucking environment. And what is there is basic as FUCK and not REALSITIC in the slightest
>>638410369The only person who doesn't matter is you. Thats why you fester on this hentai pedo board, because your shit opinions would get you publically humiliated, laughed at and ridiculed anywhere else.
TotK has it locked up because its only competition is some random sony moviegame
Realisticly? Probably none. I hope the new FF is good, but let's not kid ourselves, they released constant trash for a decade or more, why would I bank on 16 to be good? Other than that maybe starfield if it really comes out, it's probably the only one that has enough mass appeal.
>>638410759Nobody cares about FF anymore except for weebs still clinging to the hopes that the franchise will return to its roots (it wont)
>>638408471>Acting like the player taking gloom damage from simply not giving a fuck about the gloom patches in the depths was from colgeraColgera doesn't inflict gloom damage. You didn't play the game lol
>>638410842I liked FF7 remake but I think FF16 looks crap
>>638410295what score will it have on metacritic without 10/10 from "outlets" with "nintendo" in their name?
>>638410842FF15 sold like 10 million copies, FF14 is one of the most popular mmos out there and people love 7 so the remake will do well. The franchise is far from dead. Not as popular as zelda, but also not as unpopular as you make it out to be. That said it has been consistently trash for a while now.
>>638410590I only play REAL games
>>638410983There are a lot of weebs out there
>>638410590Arthur's handler here, he wants you to know that you won.
>>638410705you are so stupid you don't even understand what article you are linking was about
>>638410974That's not how metacritic works you brainlet.
>>638410196>it requires hell of a lot more effort to do it in other gamesIt really doesn't. Take souls games for instance, even after nerfs magic still breaks the game.
>>638408318>no I promise I'm good the first boss didn't kill me even once you guysAlso kek at your whole argument>the combat is too easy>*dies*
>>638406937Play the 3DS version on CItra faggot, the Water Temple is actually one of the best in the series especially compared to the braindead easy shit we have now. Great Bay Temple unironically great as well.
>>638411092Terraria still mogs both in gameplay and fun.
>>638410109baste horse harasser
>>638404436History will repeat itself.
>>638411092>>638411236>an eyeball mogs most TOTK bosses simply by virtue of actually attacking the player
>>638411236It's literally not even attacking him. I can forgive the first boss being easy, but it just straight up doesn't do anything at all?
>>638410705Why do you come here then instead of playing your Far Cry: Legend of Zelda?
>>638411252This, the whole problem for me as a kid was failing to notice a hole in the floor when the water level changed. I actually restarted the whole game in grade 4 thinking I had softlocked myself out of finishing the temple....man.>that genuine loss of innocence upon realizing that, by breaking the seal, you're responsible for ganondorf taking overWalking through a ruined castle town filled with redeads was already spooky but the "all your fault" aspect hammers it home
>>638410590>Zelda stole the concept of sky islands from Terraria,Sky islands are a common trope in fantasy games with Zelda using it more than once long before Terraria was even conceptualised in games like Minish Cap and Four Swords. >it stole the entire concept of an underground, Again Zelda used this multiple times before Terraria but I'm not surprised you didn't know about subrosia. >fast travel, Same deal here Zelda 1 had fast travel. >mounts,Ocarina, four swords adventures, Majora, TP, oracles>having multiple varied playstyles for combat, A Zelda staple the list goes on and on.And most of that list probable either originates from Zelda or was popularised by it.
what should I name the golden horse
>>638411395>by virtue of actually attacking the playerWhich most of them don't, they just float around as you shoot at them.
>>638411395>>638411395The Legend of ZeldaTears of the /v/tard
>>638408661>which still has you with near max containersColgera doesn't deal gloom damage, the heart containers there are irrelevant. Also are you just not supposed to even buy heart containers at all?you really are just coping at this point
>>638411732I named mine August
based mindbroken tendie pedo
>>638404628>TotK isn't the second coming of Jesuswhy do /v/irgins try so hard to fight the truth?
>>638411807>Colgera doesn't deal gloom damage, the heart containers there are irrelevant.Okay?No one said it did?>Also are you just not supposed to even buy heart containers at all?Anon, the whole point of your argument is that it's easy if that were the case you wouldn't have lost a third of your health.
>>638411653>Sky islands are a common trope in fantasy games All about the implementation, and how you can freely visit them without scripted segments.>Again Zelda used this multiple timesAgain all about implementation. Subrosia is nice, but it's ultimately very restrictive in how you're allowed to explore it. The one flaw in the Oracle games was how you never got anything to swim through lava. Terraria pulls out lava wader drip and it's all cash money from there.>Same deal here Zelda 1 had fast travel. But was it customizable fast travel? Early Zelda games were okay about it, but you never earned it. With Terraria you had to make it yourself or put in alot of effort to find it. even the conches require alot of fishing.>Ocarina, four swords adventures, Majora, TP, oraclesProblem with them is that they're kind of impractical to use. You call them, you initiate an animation, and then you can't use them outside of certain designated zones. If you can, they're not very useful. As much as i like Ricky and Moosh and Dimitri, they're no candy apache or lil' Fishron. >A Zelda staple Most of the time the combat is relegated to a secondary thing. The series was never about offering a challenge.
>ACfag spamming porn againWhy am I not surprised.
>>638411736>>638411740https://youtu.be/ZLNOtt3kzXM?t=195>eyeball bosses don't attack you, they just float around>what? they become more and more aggressive the more you attack them? no that doesn't count!
My personal GOTY is RE4, but you'd be a fool to think Zelda isn't sweeping with a gorillion GOTY awards at year's end.My question is where Nintendo goes from here; do they just continue expanding on this map of Hyrule for BOTW 3, maybe bring back Dark World or Lorule?
elden ring DLC, or GTA6 if any of those comes out this year, unlikely tough.
>>638404436Resident evil 4 remake unironically already has.When recency bias fades out it's gonna be clear who the real winner is.
>>638412010>Okay?>No one said it did?So why do you keep bringing up muh heart containers or the fact he took damage from an unrelated source>the whole point of your argument is that it's easyNo anon. The point of the webms is that THEY LITERALLY DO NOT FUNCTION.
>>638412050>All about the implementationThen Terraria copied those Zelda games.>Subrosia is nice, but it's ultimately very restrictive in how you're allowed to explore it. It's really not, you can pretty much freely explore it.>But was it customizable fast travel? Then there's no comparison to be had. The closest thing to customizable fast travel in Zelda was the dlc thing in botw.>Problem with them is that they're kind of impractical to useWhich they aren't you can pretty much just call them up anywhere once you've unlocked the ability to do so except in FSA where its a power up.>Most of the time the combat is relegated to a secondary thingZelda has always has a focus on combat and exploration. It's only with botw that interaction has been a focus as well.
>>638412353>So why do you keep bringing up muh heart containersYou do know the purpose of heart containers, right?>The point of the webms is that THEY LITERALLY DO NOT FUNCTION.If that were the case then you wouldn't have taken damage on the boss.How are you n not getting this?
>>638407987Remember when zelda bosses atleast felt menacing and had memorable battle arenas.
>>638412523>If that were the case then you wouldn't have taken damage on the boss.He didn't take any damage from colgera or phantom ganon you stupid nigger
>>638411908>>638412127Imagine being so seething that you post your pedo collection in the hope of having the thread deleted. Sad
>>638412402>Then Terraria copied those Zelda games.The post was referring to TOTK and BOTW's implementation, as referred to by the article which stated that Terraria inspired these games.>It's really not, you can pretty much freely explore it.Not until the very end. You're blocked off from quite a bit of it. Not a bad thing, but I'd say it's a little less than Terraria's underworld.>Then there's no comparison to be had. The closest thing to customizable fast travel in Zelda was the dlc thing in botw.See, that's what i mean. BOTW and TOTK tried to mimic a mechanic That Terraria had pretty much perfected, and then they broke it. All they had to do was limit your fast travel, and force you to invest in it with time or money. >Which they aren't you can pretty much just call them up anywhere once you've unlocked the ability to doWhich still involves a glorified cutscene of them coming and you climbing them, while with Terraria it's instant. The press of a button does it all. I can quite literally climb a cliff side with a horse because I can make it go poof when it's no longer convenient. Can't do that with a Zelda horse.>Zelda has always has a focus on combat and exploration.Wasn't exactly a highlight, considering that the games had a problem with not challenging the player, a problem TOTK and BOTW share.
>>638412530No. Not at all. Not Ganondorf, anyway. Even with all of the ways to cheese the fight, it's still much more menacing than playing tennis or him just slowly walking up to you and doing nothing in twilight princess
>>638410590>For one, Zelda stole the concept of sky islands from Terrariareading shit on this board is making me dumber
>ToTK>Pizza Tower>Hi-Fi RushShit year salvaged by a handful of absolute GOATs. Hopefully 1 or 2 more games will add themselves to the pile.
>>638412251what would make you think GTA VI will come out this year
>>638412796yeah, that is pretty stupid. if they ripped off terraria they'd actually be good and have content
>>638412616>He didn't take any damage from colgeraYou literally lost a third of health on it, unless you're saying you managed to get hit by every single enemy in the wind temple multiple times and just didn't heal which also defeats your argument. >or phantom ganon you stupid niggerYou DIED to phantom ganon that's even worse.
>>638412896>You literally lost a third of health on it,anon, no he didn't. those are gloom hearts. colgera does not deal gloom damage.also that is not the wind templeyou are defending a game online that you didn't even play lol
>>638412738>as referred to by the article which stated that Terraria inspired these gamesAnd you still don't know HOW. Because your IQ is room temperature and you don't have the first fucking clue about videos games, how they're made or what they actually are.What the developer is referring to is Player Agency. Being to craft your own solutions to adversity using your wits and resources. That is fucking IT. And the implementation of this concept in a real time 3D world is on another planet of programming skill and talent compared to a fucking 2D pixel art game.Clown shoes at funeral.
>>638409892>muh heckin elden ring!kys
>>638412896So basically>you can't die to the boss>you can't take damage from the boss>you can't take damage from a source that is not the boss>you can't have too many heart containers>you can't strafe left or right because that's cheesingor else pointing out the retarded AI doesn't countam i getting this right?
>>638404542Elden Ring came out last year
>>638413084>Because your IQ is room temperature and you don't have the first fucking clue about videos games, how they're made or what they actually are.I do know that an enemy should attack the player, instead of just floating around and doing nothing. Seems like a good bit of game design. but I guess Nintendo slept through that class of game design.
>>638404628Have you played it? It literally is. It's got the feeling of liberation like BOTW did with all of the bad things about TOTK removed
>>638413343>I do know that an enemy should attack the player, instead of just floating around and doing nothing. Seems like a good bit of game design. but I guess Nintendo slept through that class of game designWhy are you LYING? Is this how you cope? Just making up LIES? Yeesh.
>>638413343>Look for ways to cheese boss>Boss is cheesedWow, who would have guessed?Nintendo should have really thought about people going out of their way to break the AI and sucking the fun out of the game instead of just not worrying about it. Surely they should have thought "hmmmm, what if this player simply did not do anything during this high intensity boss battle"?
>>638412738>The post was referring to TOTK and BOTW's implementation,Which is no different than any other game with them. In fact there's almost nothing to tie it back to Terraria other than the fact that they have them.>Not until the very end. No you can explore all of it fairly early. Granted it does take a lot more effort but the same can be said of totk.Not so much Terraria however, the Minecraft building style generally makes it too easy to traverse the world.>BOTW and TOTK tried to mimic a mechanic That Terraria hadWhich it didn't, it doesn't share mechanics with Terraria by your own logic because they all function differently.>Which still involves a glorified cutscene of them coming and you climbing themNone of them involve cutscenes. At all.>considering that the games had a problem with not challenging the playerLet's be honest, you're championing Terraria, one of the easiest sandbox games to date that allows you to set up entire arenas to cheese bosses in. If you consider that a challenge then your argument is moot.
>>638413530>>638413498>w-well you cheesed him, of course he'd be easylolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3mGYWDpm1A>player grinded for every heart and mana star>has an entire arena designed solely to help him keep out other enemies>has the best weapons pre-hardmode (some literally require you to go to hell just to get them, so he probably sequence broke)>has a teleport system set up to get him to the nurse for an instant heal>he's STILL nearly dying every other momentThis is how it's done.
Can you explain to me why you care so much which game gets these awardsIt's like the Oscars of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, who cares what a bunch of people arbitrarily decide is the Best Thing? I mean obviously the people who make the thing would be interested, but why would you or I give a shit? Is it some sort of tribal thing? "Ha ha my favorite game won GOTY and yours didn't"? Is that really it?I legitimately dont understand.And for the record I haven't played Totk, probably haven't played any goty 2023 contenders
>>638404581If there's indie of the year this will definitely winReal goty is rigged so not happening
>>638404436Snoys are going to be extra mad about this after the showcase.
>>638405639Gary's mod wasn't an actual video game anon.
>>638413767>This is how it's done.Being a hideously easy boss that you can just circle endlessly while continously firing that only hits the guy because he walks into him?You're saying that to be a difficult boss you need to simply take damage on contact?
>>638413547>Which is no different than any other game with them. In fact there's almost nothing to tie it back to Terraria other than the fact that they have them.BOTW and TOTK tried to imitate what Terraria did, with seamless transitioning between the sky, the overworld, and the underground. Keyword being tried.>No you can explore all of it fairly early. Granted it does take a lot more effort but the same can be said of totk.Can you even skip the tutorial? BOTW didn't let you do it. It'd be crazy if they made the same mistake twice. So much for freedom.>Which it didn't, it doesn't share mechanics with Terraria by your own logic because they all function differently.The concept is the same, but the execution was what zelda botched.>None of them involve cutscenes.The player getting on a horse counts. Compare it to Terraria where there's not even an animation, and you're just instantly put on the horse.>Let's be honest, you're championing Terraria, one of the easiest sandbox games to date that allows you to set up entire arenas to cheese bosses in.The game is designed so that, even if you build an arena and grind for the best equipment, you're still gonna have a hard time. Try to hoard healing potions for example? Whoopsie, 60 second cooldown. Hope you can keep dodging until then. And if you're using the nurse, you better pray that you're quick on the draw, because she can die immediately to any stray attack, and then you die after.
>>638414065The boss should make an effort to attack you, yes. This seems like a no-brainer. Not sure how this is controversial.
>>638414059but that's the whole argument tho? That you are making your own fun inside TotK and doesn't rly need an "actual game" because "actual game" is shit
>>638406304>LET YOUR COUNTRY>CONTROL>YOUR>SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL
>>638406304>>638406369cant you attach batteries to these things so they dont lose charge?
>>638412950Not him but all enemies in the depths deal gloom damage.That includes bosses.
>>638414194No they don't. The enemies that deal gloom damage have the visible gloom aura. Thanks for playing though, or rather, not playing.
>>638407609I don't care either anon. But, it makes Snoys absolutely seethe knowing they don't even have a contender. So, I will absolutely use it as shitpost material on /v/.
>>638414251>No they don'tYes they do. It's just a native feature of the depths.
>>638411974because they're desperate to find some way to rationalize the fact that they're social pariahs -- naturally, it *must* be because they're just SO smart and have SO much more refined taste than all the ''''NPCS'''' out there. Being an unrelenting contrarian unironically gives them a sense of purpose and self-worth.
man i wish my game won GOTY i really need my feelings validated by the jewstein media and it would really suck if my game didn't win the GOTY that'd be like the hollywoodsteins not appreciating my interests
>>638412530No. Not really anon. I think the last Zelda boss I actually struggled with at all was in Alttp.
>>638414530What's your game?
>>638414402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evWvajMY1OEFind me a single instance of him taking gloom damage from anything except the gibdo spawns which clearly are infected by gloom
>>638414076>BOTW and TOTK tried to imitate what Terraria did, with seamless transitioning between the sky, the overworld, and the undergroundYou are mentally ill. Nintendo were not trying to copy 2D pixel shite son lmao
>>638414501this gameplay is fire
>>638414402you actually didn't play the game lol
>>638414170>>638414170Yes, but the attached batteries also deplete.
>>638414620You're right, because they missed the part where Terraria was fun.
>>638414612delete this please sir
>>638414587last of zelda: return to hogwartsring
>>638414612>EmulatedIsn't gloom broken on emulators?
>>638414696>completely sterile world with ragdoll physics >thinks this is comparable to BotW/TotKGod this website is embarrassment. So many dumb kiddies.
>>638414612He doesn't even take direct damage from the bosses.What did you hope to accomplish here?
>>638414920Yes but don't tell anyone.
>>638413343Why are you seething so goddamn hard if you don't like the game? Just move on with your life instead of projecting your bottomless misery onto everyone else you faggy underage edgelord
>>638414925>making fun of just causeexcommunicate yourself from video games
>>638414784TotK is considered one of the greatest games of all time.Terraria is not.Continue to spend years of your life in Zelda threads crying about it. Hope you get the help you need someday.
>>6384149305:1712:02>uhh getting punted off of the boss or taking a laser beam to the face aren't direct damage!!
>>638410590Terraria and Skyward Sword both released in 2011 retard.
>>638414784>because they missed the part where Terraria was fun.Because Terraria isn't fun
>>638415074>*recent thing* is the besti agreed but... what if i told you... there is a newer more recent thing coming out and it's going to be so much lit and hype
>>638414930he takes damage multiple timesjust take the fucking l man and go actually play the game you're so hell bent on defending online
>>638415063>>638415074>>638415173>>638415202Looks like the seethe is on the other foot.
>>638415243>takes damage multiple timesNo he doesn't, he takes damage twice outside of the Gibdo fight and none are direct.You don't know how gloom works do you.
>>638415208BOTH BotW and TotK are considered two of the greatest video games ever made.Terraria is not and never will be.You have been seething about this for 7 years. Year EIGHT will be starting soon.Hows it going for you?
>>638415287Sure if you think laughing is seething.Meanwhile you're going to be here complaining for another six years.
>>638415327>claim everything doing gloom damage is a native feature of the depths>um actually no it doesn't depending on this completely arbitrary critera i made up and don't care to elaborate onokay anonwhat boss attacks do gloom damage?
>>638408823It's sadly a childrens'' game. You have to place restrictions on yourself like Nuzlocke in Pokemon if you want difficulty with a fully functioning brain
>>638414539FELT menacing not that they are actually hard battles.Reading comprehension of /V/ has really dropped.
>>638415418>>claim everything doing gloom damage is a native feature of the depthsWhen it comes to direct damage, yes.
>>638414920>>638415036Gloom isn't broken on emulator. Also where are you even getting the idea it's emulated? You really are just coping at any opportunity at this point instead of just admitting you are wrong about bosses doing gloom damage in depths.
>>638408823this is honestly not bad for gacha gameplay
>>638415408>Sure if you think laughing is seething.Interesting that you say this. Would you leave the thread if I stopped posting? Or would you immediately find someone else to "laugh at"? It seems you have nothing better to do with your time, while poor Zelda just sits in the corner and collects dust, as is befitting of the game of the generation, right?Infact, let's test this out. This will be my last post in the thread, and we'll see if you leave the thread to do something worthwhile with your time, or if you decide to stay and continue to antagonize people by calling them trannies who don't understand game design. I sure hope you pick the former, because choosing to stay in the thread just to look for other people to seethe that, this would be quite embarassing for you.
>>638408823>You're still not explaining why these bosses are easy to cheeseEasy? You went out of your way to collect all of the sage powers and collected a ton of lasers and you still took forever.That's not cheesing dude.
>>638404581Couldn't beat the tutorial because the game had weird input reading issues with my Xbox controller. Luckily I pirated it so I don't care. If you can't get the most basic thing like controller recognition you're sure as not getting my money
>>638415418>>63841555290 hours of game time here, there are no overworld enemies that do gloom damage other than the hands and phantom ganon, only in the depths will you find common enemies that do gloom damage.And if you are being cummed on by phantom ganon or the hands, then huge skill issue because that shit is easy as fuck
>>638415728>Would you leave the thread if I stopped posting? Or would you immediately find someone else to "laugh at"?Dude, if you left everyone would just talk about the game instead of mocking you.Did we really hurt your feelings that much?
>>638415530>It's sadly a childrens'' gameTotK is far FAR more sophisticated in its game design and treats players with more respect and intelligence than any "muh-toor" game you can hope to mention.
>>638415880>twitter screenshotzoom zoom
>>638415975>4channel postzoom zoom
>>638404436I’m not even a Zelda fanboy, but that’s likely true. Its review scores are very high, and it is unlikely that another game will review better this year. Of course it’s possible. But unlikely in terms of pure numbers.
>>638415837The anon was whining about how the webm of colgera literally flying around aimlessly not doing anything didn't count because he took gloom damage, which is retarded because colgera doesn't actually inflict gloom damage.Then he incorrectly claimed bosses in the depths inflict gloom damage, which isn't true and that also somehow invalidates colgera literally not doing anythingThen he claimed bosses only do gloom damage on "direct" attacks, whatever that means, and then ignores him getting punted off of ghoma and not taking any gloom damage.Then he claimed the video of multiple boss attacks in the depths not inflicting gloom damage was an emulator bug, even though the footage was recorded on a real nintendo switch as shown by the dogshit video quality and the video description specifying as such
>>638406649>blaming the game for your lack of imaginationamazing stuff, thanks for this insight anon
>>638416102Tears of the kingdom was delayed by almost a year despite being done because elden ring released in 2022, and they knew it was going to get game of the year, so they pushed it to 2023
>>638416146we don't type like this on 4channel reddit sir
>>638404436Be "locked up" does that mean they bribed the most amount of money?
>>638415287I'm just pointing out that they couldn't possibly have stolen anything from Terraria in a space of 6 months ACfgag. If you weren't retarded, you would realize this.
>>638416250Oh yeah now we're down to le reddit spacing being an argumentGo play the game please.
>>638416146Dont worry anon, I know he's retarded and schizo.
>>638416245Elden Ring couldn't even compete with BotW never mind TotK
Me and the boys, ready for some goblin cleansing.
>>638416337no i have 0 interest in anything nintendo im justi n this thread poking at schizos with a stick
>>638416469>I was merely pretendingSure you were.
>>638416469>enter thread about thing he doesnt like, to garner reactions>gets called retarded for being retarded>"Everyone but me is a schizo"
>>638409138Yooooo this gameplay fire
>>638416245>because elden ring released in 2022, and they knew it was going to get game of the year, so they pushed it to 2023Actually it was pushed to 2023 because the latter half of the year was jam packed with games.
>>638416517i have no idea who you are i have not read single one of ur posts beyond the reddit spacing + this one>>638416613this is a schizo thread
>>638404581You have a containment general for a reason:>>>/trash/56785788
>>638416613Not him but you're here shitposting about a game you hate purely because it exists. That's not normal behavior and we're on /v/, the place where no one actually plays games and just pushes people like you further into anger.
>>638415327i just booted up the game and went to the colgera in hebra and wasted my time actually trying to get him to attack me. none of his attacks inflicted gloom. not the charge, not the tornadoes, nothing.
>>638410590>Zelda stole the concept of sky islands from TerrariaFucking hell are you 15 years old? Does your frame of reference no extent past things you've personally experienced?
>it's just ubisoft open world with nintendo name>genshin impact is the same game but free>it's just gmodIf you play games instead of watching them you'll get the differences.
>>638416712is that why the ip count stayed the same on your first post?
>It's very easy for normies digest with short burst of gameplay. >It has a crutch for every type of player. >Has bright and colorful artstyle.It's an Okay game but going as far as calling it GOTY is disingenuous.
>>638417006was first post
>>638417142no it wasn't kek
>>638404581>mediocre ripoff of Wario and SonicLol no.
>>638417129do you honestly think GOTY is some kind of objective measurable term lol - and even if it was, this will probably have the highest scores. it's all dumb and subjective
>>638404436Elden ring shadow of the erdtree
>>638417006How mentally ill do you have to be when you're feverishly watching the IP count like a paranoid schizo?
For the goddess!
>>638416818Im the anon who has played 90 hours and Im continuing to play and Im _________having fun_________
>>638416626Wait until you hear how much I saved by pirating ToTK...
>>6384172804chan x literally tells you when a post is a new ip, i didnt have to do shit lolsorry samefag
>>638417129>easy for normiesThis is something I don't understand. I've seen normalfags play the tutorial islands and they somehow managed to struggle with just that for hours. Once you're in Hyrule, it's a lot easier to brute force or skip shit that is difficult but the tutorial requires you to follow instructions that are given to you through dialogue normalfags mash through and the rest of the game requires at least a hint of creativity, both of which normalfags cannot bear with.
>>638404436what else is coming out this year that could be a contender? >>638404581this might be it for me
>>638417374tell me what is my first post in this thread and i tell u if ur right go
>>638417214>do you honestly think GOTY is some kind of objective measurable termNo. what the heck gave you that idea.
>>638417374>4chan x literally tells you when a post is a new ip, i didnt have to do shit lolImagine this invested in a hentai pedo board. Fuck sake lmao. I would tell you to have sex but that just seems redundant at this point.
>>638417307I'm slowly making my way through the game too but shitposting to rile up people while I do it is also fun.Honestly if /v/ didn't have a very exploitable hateboner for Nintendo I wouldn't even come here.
>>638404436Starfield seems like the most likely candidate and /v/'s last hope. But considering its xbox exclusive, most of the Sonyshits here will be malding about that too.
>>638417479all it does is mark a post when the IP count goes up, indicating a new poster entering the thread. the post you claimed to be your first post wasn't according to the IP count. i just know you're a lying faggot, not how long you've been in the thread for.
>>638405397why do people act like this statement is a put down to totk? gmod is a sandbox to mostly play shitty mods, taking the gmod shit and putting it in an actual AAA game built around it with puzzles formed around the construction shit is obviously going to be great.
>>638417834>indicating a new poster entering the thread. the post you claimed to be your first post wasn't according to the IP count.which post is that
>>638417765You don't come here for the almost porn tier waifu threads? Why?
>>638417926the post you claimed to be your first post was not actually your first post as the IP count didnt go up. i dont know or care which post specifically was yours to begin with.
>>638417559Refer to >>638408484
>>638404436you already know who will stop it
>>638418024link the post
>>638418001I don't have to come to /v/ for waifu threads.
>>638404542Looks like you're one of many to join the ranks of sub-intellectuals filtered by the masterpiece that is TotK.It has everything. Rich in story, scope, breadth, and complexity, Tears of the Kingdom has completely redefined the gaming landscape. In continuing and evolving one of the most storied and illustrious franchises in gaming history, TotK has shown once and for all that video games not only CAN be classified as high art, but SHOULD be. This is the standard that MUST be striven for going forward, lest future games remain perpetually in TotK's gargantuan shadow. The physics system ALONE is garnering collective gasps and whispers of "How the FUCK did they do it?!" from the gaming community; and not just the gamers, but the developers and creators themselves. NO ONE outside of Nintendo knows how this game accomplished what it did, especially on the hardware it runs on. It challenges the minds and intellects of its playerbase, tantalizing them with the notion that anything, truly ANYTHING, is possible, should the requisite intelligence and imagination be achieved and employed. Non-creatives and simpletons are unable to enjoy TotK because its majesty eludes them.Of course, none of this has touched upon the other aspects of the game, such as the mesmerizing story (a mature and sophisticated narrative that delves into themes of loyalty, honor, and love without being overly pretentious or vague for the sake of it), the satisfying, skill-based combat, the innovative and interesting crafting system, and the utterly breathtaking exploration of a colorful, vibrant world that draws you in with every new ruin, collectible, and secret discovered.TotK is magical. Incredible. A new high in the storied history of Nintendo, and gaming in general. We won't see another release of this caliber or technological sophistication in our lifetimes. I am so very proud and excited to be a part of it.
>>638418128did u link the wrong one? that's not a claim stating to be the first post in a thread
>>638404542Wrong. There are literal studies being conducted on how TotK was made. Nintendo did things that should not be possible, things that are baffling all other inferior developers. It is mind-blowing and you are coping hard because your Elden Shit you shill isn't anywhere near as acclaimed or technically sophisticated.TotK=best game ever made by human hands.
>>638418246no that's the right one. you sure are defensive over being a samefag lol
>>638404436Nothing and no one. Tears of the Kingdom is easily, EASILY, game of the decade. This isn't even a question. The scope of this masterwork is nothing less than breathtaking; it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that a solid foundation is all a work of art needs, provided it's in the hands of a truly capable artist.I've found myself audibly gasping each time a new mystery is unveiled, a new puzzle solution is presented via incredibly intelligent and nuanced environmental storytelling. This isn't your typical open world point-and-click game; this is an adventure, the culmination of what open world games have been trying to achieve for decades. The breadth of TotK is immeasurable; this is a game ahead of its time, and it has changed the gaming landscape forever.You'll see plenty of jealous detractors propping up mediocre attempts at encapsulating this wondrous, innovative step into the future of video games with inferior titles like Elden Ring, Horizon, The Last of Us, and other such shallow imitations, but for real fans of adventure, mystique, compelling narrative, and spectacle, Tears of the Kingdom stands alone. There won't be another cornerstone of gaming like this for at least a decade, if not more.I feel privileged to be one of the lucky folks experiencing this gaming Renaissance. This is it, lads and lasses. This is the first step in the future of simulated adventure gaming. I am so, SO proud of Nintendo for this momentous release.
>>638413887Eh there's usually an indie game on the GOTY ballot too. It'll never win but Geoff likes to make it look like it's not just a AAA masturbation session. If Hades 2 or Silksong don't officially release before December I can see Pizza Tower being on the final six next to, I dunno, RE4 and Starfield. Good games that had the misfortune of coming out the same year as Zelda.
>>638418282Aonuma said that they actually found the game cartridge with all the assets while they were out on an expedition in the jungles of Peru.
>>638404436I think it has a chance now. Even if it doesn't get as many 10/10s, people are having good reactions to it.Will at least win my GOTY probably, which is all that matters. Also, REmake 4
>>638404436tendies are so insecure and mindbroken that they need to spam this shitty article every day kek
The amount of seethe this game is causing is hilarious All because snoys don't get to play the greatest game of all time Hope you guys enjoy your movies LOL
>>638418290you claimed i stated being a first post in a thread and now you're linkin a post not making any such statement, you're literally having an episode and hallucinating or something
I am liking the wells. There are very simple, but sometimes have quests and some neat stuff.It reminds me a bit of the secret holes in the grass in Oot and MM.
>>638404581You know what's funny, I love both games, but if I were to say something completely impartial and based on my own personal assessment like, I think TotK is better than Pizza Tower, /v/ would absolutely lose their shit.Pizza Tower has more charm to be sure, and there is certainly more love and care poured into it, but Zelda is Zelda.
>>638418414yeah okay samefag. post from your phone ip next time, hope this was a valuable lesson in shitposting for you.
>>638418381Studies, anon. They are fucking STUDYING how this game was made to this level of complexity and perfection. It literally should not be possible.
I think the age of game criticism is goingculminated in the onions b0i meme now it's pure slop suck
>>638418282i should probably play this game or watch a youtube playthrough just so ican jooin this shitposting it seems u guys r having fun lolboth elden+zelda are shit btw
>>638418359Asuch as I like RE4 remakes shouldn't be anywhere near GOTY lists.
>>638418460>makes a nonsensical statement>even doubles down and makes up more nonsense>surprised he isn't getting through>gets madgnna be honest not sure what ur angle here was, besides getting urself mad
>ACfag is now arguing that climbing on a horse no matter how quickly it's done is a cutscenenobody is this stupid, he's baiting for (you)s at this pointignore, filter and move on
>>638418056Hogwarts Legacy Metroid Prime Remastered Resident Evil 4Spider-man 2Cyberpunk Liberty CityStarfield Good year for vidya. I'm having a blast while you kids throw shit at other.In my opinion, Nintendo's new Zelda game is a masterclass in game design which should be taught in developer seminars. And probably will be.
>>638418536It should as it is the best game released thus far this year.
>>638418364Final Fantasy stopped being good 20 years ago.
>>638418689based kinofield enjoyer
>>638418638>nonsensicalip count don't lie, sorry samefag. go bing bing wahoo on a different ip next time.
>>638418689>open world slop>tendieslop>remakeslop>capeshit slop>trannyslop>open world slop
>>638409892>Is there a single thing this game or BOTW does that Elden Ring didn't do 10x better?About a hundred things because they're not very similar. Even in just content alone, TotK has 152 mini dungeons compared to 51 of Elden Ring, and they're a pretty similar length.
>>638418807I. AM NOT. SAMEFAG.
>Nintendo's new Zelda game is a masterclass in game design which should be taught in developer seminars
>>638418764And after 20 years it will finally be good again
>>638418801Todd himself probably posted this image is the best part. Outer Worlds is shit, but I will literally never give Bethesda money again after they tried to scam me on that Fallout 4 collector's edition.
>>638404628Because it’s the truth
>>638406063This is a good post. Thread could've ended here. >>638408283Normies are retarded and shitty lazy devs don't care.
>>638418807ye i know 4chan x i've been using it since 2015 along with several other uscripts for ricing but i still dont understand ur angle here, did u think that having 4chanx show a new IP post means you can see individual posters first post in a thread? nigger you FUCKING DUUUUMB holy fucking shit balls for real
>>638418486shit bait copypastas, away with you bot.
Literally the only critique haters can come up with is a very dishonest comparison to Elden Ring, which is not even in the same genre. But I really want to see these retards faces when Nintendo announces the switch 2 next year and Elden Ring is obviously on it.
>>638419000>NOOOO IT'S NOT TRUE IT CAN'T BE TRUENintendo is superior to your favorite developer. Cry about it.
>>638418536I think that's a fair assessment but at the same time it will honestly likely be the highest rated non-Nintendo published game released in 2023 unless Todd really knocks it out of the fucking park with Starfield, so I think Resident Evil 4 genuinely needs to be part of the conversation as a matter of formality.https://opencritic.com/browse/all/2023
>>638418757thisZelda is goyslop compared to RE4kino
>>638418927Remember when Final Fantasy's whole shtick was being the cooler JRPG series with the coolest music, and now look at it.
>>638418832>zoomer's first buzzwordJust admit you don't like video games and move on with your life, I promise you'll be less miserable for it.
>>638419002>when Nintendo announces the switch 2 next year and Elden Ring is obviously on it.Is this the next tendie cope?
>>638415810>Pirated Probably have a off brand controller, those don't work so well with PC, 3rd Worlder.
>>638419049nintendo hasn't even reached the level of Darksiders II, embarrassing really, lazy fucks.
>>638418994>you're mad, im not madlol samefag-kun
>>638419084>JRPGthey said you're not supposed to call them that anymore
>>638419102>admit you don't like shitty AAA slopYeah, I will admit that.
>>638419002Elden Ring is actually the game that Zeldas used to be before they became ubislop for literal NPCs
>>638419114You know how anti-tendies are.
>>638419150Never played it but Nintendo games are obviously better.
>>638418994>ye i know 4chan x i've been using it since 2015Are you flexing over using a chrome addon too? Holy shit you're an embarrassment.
>>638418347This but unironically.
Ironically Diablo IV or StarfieldUn-ironically some random indy game about finding yourself as a transsexual anthropomorphic animal.
>>638419173Sorry I meant to say Slant RPG.
>>638419114Do you think Nintendo isn't going to launch a new console after 7 years or do you think it's going to be unable to run Elden Ring even though the steam deck which is going to be over 2 years old at the time could?
>>638419194Most of those are better than your favorite indie game. Cope.
>>638419231>Elden Ring is actually the game that Zeldas used to belolwut?
>>638416241Yes? The game is so lacking that the main gimmick is some minecraft fuckery. Might as well be an indie roguelite with a random level generator. This is Lazyness on nintendo's part.>Several years>asset flip>no contenteven majora's mask was a better asset flip, and in less time
>>638419372>j-just trust me bro t-they're gonna announce the Switch 2 soon... My uncle's brother's cousin's son works at Nintendo...
>>638404436Who cares about the yearly industry circlejerk advertisement accolades?
>>638419172what do u mean by samefag? i asked u to point out which post you thought was my first post in the thread and you started making up some random nonsense about IP numbers and now you're just repeating "samefag samefag" as a mental cope for yourself
>>638419393>barren open world slop>better than anything>strawman>some of those games aren't even out yet>B-BUT THEY'RE BETTER BRO TRUST ME MARIO TOLD ME SO BING BING WAHOO
>>638405291Nintendo could enter an art contest against Da Vinci and win by just drawing a 4yr tier stickman. It's like watching a coddled retarded child being praised to high heaven.
>>638404436Todd Howard retard
>>638419002That would be cool. Nintendo fans are annoying and don't deserve a console with hardware from this decade but I do. Then again I could just buy a steam deck or any of the dozen other options.
>>638419547>BING B-BING REEEEEE
>>638419562Tendies have unironically been comparing TotK to shit like Da Vinci, and calling it a "piece" in place of a game like it's hanging on the wall in the Louvre
>>638406618Everything that is bad about BOTW was doubled down on in TOTK
>>638419562Sounds like you just don't understand video games.
>>638418381we've had daily TOTK doomposting for years before it released lol
>>638419607>meltdownI accept your concession.
>>638409892Have decent hitboxesI assume, I haven't played either game but I did play BOTW and Dark Souls 1 (also Sekiro)
>>638419683Why is this pathetic whimper always the go-to "argument" for tendies?>y-y-y-you just don't UNDERSTAND, MANYou sound like a 90s high school kid trying to explain shitty emo rock to their parents, it's fucking embarrassing.
>>638419319>StarfieldKek. Bethesda games have been slop since Fallout 3.What makes you think this will be any better.
>>638419726TOTK still GOTY
>>638419663>Everything that is bad about BOTW was doubled down on in TOTKI've never yet seen a convincing argument against BotW.
>>638419268>anti-tendiesOne day this will take off.
>>638414920It wasn't broken on emualtors since like a week before release
>>638419485Most people know industry awards are shams but they also want their personal taste validated so this leaves them conflicted. They know they shouldn’t care but they can’t help caring a little.
>>638419761>I haven't played either game but here let me offer my retarded worthless opinion anyway DURR HURR HURRRRRR
>>638419002>muh haterslolWaiting for the Switch 2 to be announced to play this at 60fps, have a Switch but don't want to deal with 30fps and the resolution seems worse than BotW in every single review I saw of the game. FE Engage will probably be the last Switch game I buy, have an FE itch at the moment. Anyways just wanted to say how funny it that now that TotK released people are finally admitting BotW had flaws whereas before they'd get so defensive over every single design choice but since the new Zelda is out and journos always act like the new Zelda is now the best one, tendies eat it up and regurgitate the same tired arguments. And for all of the marvel of the physics and how it runs without crashing I do not see the direct impact on the gameplay experience. Like yes, wow you can fall from the sky into the depths without loading screens and fuse and ultrahand do not crash the game. But how does that translate to better gameplay? It would be like praising particle effects or some shit in modern non Switch game. And everyone is saying Hyrule is for the most part the same. Idk, I would get giving this game a 10 if you skipped BotW and went directly to this but I know that is not the reality for most people.
>>638419761Dark souls 1 and sekiro have very good hitboxes. They just tend to occasionally go through walls.
>>638419831>since Fallout 3.
>>638419928Sekiros hitboxes were mostly pretty alright just a handful of the grabs were a bit bullshit, in particular chained ogre and Emma
>>638419848It's not, though.>B-BUT IT WILL BEKeep telling yourself that.
>>638419084Is it really a shtick when it's true? 1-6 was much more advanced in quality back in the 90s compared to DQ, which fell behind very quickly until the Square Enix merger brought it back. The irony is that the merger then fucked up Final Fantasy for the next 2 decades.
>>638419909i didn't subscribe to this blog>>638419991lol THE DELUSION
>>638419812>y-y-y-you just don't UNDERSTAND, MANYou literally don't. It's like trying explain the intricacies of the Mona Lisa to a child.
>>638419084>cooler JRPGcheck>cooler musiccheckWhat was the point of that post lol?
>MUHHHHHHHHH m-muh SLOP>TENDIES TENDIES SNOY TENDIES SNOY SNOY TENDIES>durr hurrrr ELDEN RING>DUHHH BOTW BAD>LE ASSET FLIP HURRRRR>SLOP HEHEHoly shit shut the fuck up
>>638406063well put, I'm a fanboy and I feel partly pwned but also glad to be humbled. Valid critiques
>>638419997DQV is probably the greatest RPG on the SNES, which is saying a lot
>>638408671Not after 1.4 it ain't.
>>638419506already told you it doesnt matter which post is your first because you outed yourself as a samefag. also for someone claiming to be in the thread to just "rile up the schizos" you sure are a riled up schizo lol
>>638420012Complain about your illiteracy elsewhere, catamite.
>>638420047That it isn't that anymore and that the latest game is the most bog standard, forgettable fantasy trash.
>>638420017Can you get better bait? Seeing the same shit over and over is starting to get boring.
>>638419562>It's like watching a coddled retarded child being praised to high heaven.oof, someone is bitter their parents didn't hug them enough
>>638420143oh wow we have a badass on the chans
>>638420092The greatest RPG on the SNES is Terranigma.
>>638420158Getting your idiocy exposed is something you should feel ashamed about. But you lack that awareness.
>>638404436>Who can stop it?Easyhttps://youtu.be/aPT26Dd3OzENot this Time Nintendo Boys
>>638420238>look it up>not Nintendo>JRPG tranimeslopQuite literally couldn't give less of a fuck
>>638420303Can you explain why this is impressive to me?
>>638419645They're legit mentally ill cope artists.>>638419683I've probably been playing vidya since before your parents were born, sounds like you're just another retarded tendie with a limited gaming vocabulary who thinks if something is new in a Nintendo game, it's new, period.
>>638420303>yet another boring image that has been spammed along with the same tired baitYou are so fucking dull.>>638420380Don't bother, he's just going to come back with the same>You wouldn't get itAlong with a trite and overdone comparison to high art.
>>638420349You just described DQV
>>638407734garrysmod was doing the sticking shit together thing while you were still in diapers
I think the worst part about /v/ is that it's impossible to have a genuine conversation. Nobody here has any real opinions.
>>638420427>You wouldn't get itWell I can dispel that notion by saying I understand why the fast inverse square root is impressive.
>>638420479>all you can come up with is take one aspect and be like "w-well this game did one thing similar to it!"Bravo, anon
>>638404635came here to post this
>>638420579The hilarious part is that tendie has no idea what you're talking about.
>>638420380Falling barrels and seesaws were revolutionary 20years ago. You're literally too young and stupid to understand why and how the world is changing around you.
>>638420105i'm literally not trying to be some other poster in this convo, either you are confusing me with the previous poster you were arguing with or this is some serious mental gymnastics from your part, idk man but glad you're having fun
>>638420494Here's an opinion - ToTK is to Zelda what Dragon Quest Builders is to Dragon Quest. It's a fucking toy derivative and not a "real" Zelda game.
>>638420636Oh looks like you were right>>638420651
>>638420725They just talk out of their gaping assholes like the programmed little drones they are. Admittedly that response was even more schizophrenic than I expected.
>>638405291Reminds me of pic related.
>>638420810>uses havok>people think it's black magicevery time lmao
>>638420694>TotK is like DQ BuildersIf it were a literal Minecraft ripoff that might be true, but even you know this isn't a critique because the games aren't similar... oh look at that you proved the anon's point.
>>638420810So it's impressive because they've never seen simulated physics before? The physics aren't impressive at all, GTA has been doing this for 20 years. What's impressive about TotK is the scope not the physics.
>>638420962>What's impressive about TotK is the scope not the physics.scope is also not really impressive if you don't magically forget they literally just copypasted everything from BOTW(physics included)
>>638420303>>638420810>>638420017>I care what twitter thinks and says Opinion dismissed. Next please.
>>638421115Did they copy-paste the building and rewind mechanics too, retard-kun?
>>638419276not really they don't even reach its knees
>>638420912Kek fuck off you retard you understand nothing about video games. Even when every developer looking at TotK is blown away, you - 4channel fartsniffer - can only cope by saying "I'm not impressed"lmao its like listening to a baby giving me his opinion on Apocalypse Now. Nobody cares about you.
>>638421115No the scope is impressive because of what is visible through the limitations not because of how much they made. TotK running on the Switch is a miracle when you consider Rockstar can't get GTA V to run on it.
>>638421149I accept your concession, Fromslopper.
>>638420962>GTA has better physics than TotKThis is the most laughably false statement I've ever read. Even GTA V dumbed down car physics to an incredible degree
>>638419416>good rewarding exploration>puzzles not for retards>atmosphere>good story>interesting lorenu-Zeldas have nothing from that
>>638420962>The physics aren't impressive at allThe absolute state
>>638418453>but Zelda is ZeldaPhenomenal argument. Tendies really are known for their lack of self awareness.
>>638419645>>638420404It's funny that you've resorted to replying to yourself now.
>>638421284>>good rewarding explorationHehehe>>puzzles not for retardsHaaaa... Hahaha...>>atmosphereHehehehehehe...>>good storyHAHAHAHA>>interesting loreAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>638421284Nope. TOTK has all of that. NEXT!
>>638421115Ten years to make BoTW. 6 years to make ToTk. I do hope they do the same thing with the next Zelda, but change it up a bit. Game still needs more enemy types, quest types and dungeons. I'd be perfectly happy if we got a BoTW 3.0 with more stuff in it. Trashing all of this work and starting over 16years of work would be devastating. If Bethesda, Bioware and CoD can get away using the same engine for 20years, then Nintendo should pump one more out for Zelda.
>>638418453>but Zelda is Zelda.nice "argument", tendie.every single game reviewer who gave totk a 10/10 used the same logic.>yeah, it has a ton of flaws, but uh, it's zelda so automatically GOTY
>>638421302Literally who. Show me John Carmack or John Romero blowing this game's physics and I will concede. I don't care what some retard California hipster modern games dev that has never actually coded before thinks.
>>638420924Based retard. The similarity isn't in ripping off minecraft, it's in taking an established franchise and just tacking on some sandboxy toy tier gimmick. Only ToTK actually gets praised for it because tendies are mentally ill gamelets.
>>638421442>get BTFO>start crying about samefagsEvery time. Now cope with "i-i-i-inspect element". I command you, dog.
>>638421154those are 2 great concepts for a 1 man indie game, for a major AAA release employing thousands? nah>>638421236any opinion that isn't your own can be dismissed without second thought
>>638421284>ER has good, rewarding explorationIt's equally as useless as exploring in Zelda. The only honest differences are that weapons are breakable in TotK and you get more useable items rewards by comparison.>puzzles not for retardsThe only good puzzles are the hide and go seek questlines, I can't think of a single challenging puzzle in ER>atmosphereThey have different atmospheres, both are good.>good storyOnly lorefags care about the story in either case>interesting loreER is more interesting if you don't mind reading your lore.
>>638421154more or less yes?They came up with building by slapping random shit from botw together in the first place. And it just worked btw without programming anything.Recall is the simplest thing I dunno why would you even mention it.But uh I was answering to a post which said that scope is impressive not physics and you answer me with BUT PHYSICS THOlol? get a grip
>>638421459>Ten years to make BoTW.Development for botw began after SS so that's 6 years>6 years to make ToTkDevelopment for Totk began in 2019 so that's 4.
>>638421518>the opinions of all these educated professional game developers doesn't count!!~ said the 4channel fartsniffer.
>>638421449spoiler for TotK: it doesn't
>>638407141 It's worse because there are more....
>>638421537How you could you btfo anyone if you're just talking to yourself?
>>638421698>educated professional game developers
>>638421529>taking an established franchise and tacking on some gimmickYou just described every mainline Zelda game LOL
>>638421448i accept your concession
>>638421154>copy paste the whole map twice(one just inverted)>the combat 1 to 1 unimproved> the enemys with barely anything added> most of the side content(korokok even giving same rewards)>all rewards in totk are just clothing from BotWShoehorning that fuse mechanic in is the only thing the dlc managed to do after 6 years and it's overcomplicating junk that doesnt even fit with the game style.
>>638421628>building and rewind are physics systemsHoly shit you are retarded lol
>>638421747>get proven wrong>stick fingers in ears and go LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOUAt least you're living up to the tendie manchild stereotype.
>>638421210GTA 5 looks like 3 times better than TotK tho? and deals with much more complex and realistic physics. Why the fuck even bring it what?TotK is unrealistic cartoony game about cartoony shit going on in a slow as fuck cartoony world with unrealistic cartoony physics.This idea of impressive because of "limitations" is coming from ignorance. BotW ran on WiiU which was even worse. Limitations here are jsut how basic everything is, how long loadings are or how shit despawns al lthe time. To make all this shit work nintendo sets HUGE limitations on the gameplay the yare trying to mask with buzzwords. In reality when you start to dig what actually interacts with what and how you'll realize that this shit won't be acceptable for ANY modern open world game.
>>638421241So if you understand that GTA B dumbed down car physics why don't you see how dumbed down TotK physics are?
>>638422083You have to qualify a statement with evidence or an assertion anon. TotK physics are dumbed down... from what?
Lots of butthurt Fromsloppers in here, eh?
>>638422083explain how totk physics are dumbed down
>>638421757True because Zelda never was good
>>638404436it really is telling how only the goyslop making devs or other trash journo sites are cocksucking Zelda off.
Imagine being Toddler right now>be so scared of ER you delay to next year>TOTK releasesHe either has to delay again to next year or accept that his last project before retiring gets 0 awards.
>>638422198from realism or any modern physics engine that's trying to simulate physics more or less realistically
>>638422648So in other words, you have no frame of reference for physics simulation.
>>638422201I only see it from Zeldafags. This whole seething over TotK stems because people do not want to argue over whether or not it is the best game ever. Most dismiss it as a good game and that indifference really pisses off Zeldafags. They want you to either love or hate TotK, for some autistic reason.
>>638421949>>get proven wrongI don't even know what you're talking about
>>638422556yeah if ER DLC releases this year its gonna absolutely wreck TotK and expose it as cheap DLC.
>>638422556>LE IMAGINE LE BEING LE TODDLER RIGHT LE NOW UWUFucking tranimeshitter kys pedo
>>638418282hey i recognize that writing styleyou are that retard that is in every thread screeching about how breath of the wild has all studious studying it LMAO
>>638422753its mix of tendie manchildren and discord trannies, tendies want you to proclaim Zeldas as THE game of our civilization and no bit lower, if not then you're gonna get attacked by them and they go into overload seething.Basically what happened with ER, as you can see it completely mindbroke them till this day.
>>638422490Its really telling how the only people who don't like TotK are a bunch of mentally ill Nintendo hating tweens on 4channel.
>>638422941its a copypasta so yeah it isn't neccessarily one person but still its retarded and pretty easy to spot on.
Can we agree that the closest game to GoTY is actually THE GoTY?I mean you can bet your ass the competition is rigged, so whether you like it or not, ToTK is "GoTY", but whatever comes next to it is the actual GoTY, specially if it's this thing >>638404581, PT genuinely deserves it.
>>638423083its easy.no one paid 4chan to shill it except few retards who still make these kind of threads every day seething
>>638423213i think for many RE4make is the GOTY in their hearts since gameplay wise it is the best game that released this year.We'll see if it manages to take GOTY from Zelda, i think it might be possible.
>>638423213AC6 will deserve goty but will filter every retarded journo "critic"
>>638423083Different people have different tastes. Only an unhinged tendie psychopath like you could think someone is mentally ill because they don't like a game you do.
>>638423379That's great and all but Elden Ring is shit and you deserve to watch your family die
>>638423379>Different people have different tastes. Only an unhinged tendie psychopath like you could think someone is mentally ill because they don't like a game you do.If I see a game which doesn't appeal to me, I don't spend hours on my a day in a thread screeching about it. Funny that.
>>638408618but nu-Zeldas are literally made for troons and even have pronouns in-game.
>>638423573there's no winning hereit's either "you didn't play the game" or "why are you playing game you hate lol"kys
>>638423534>average tendie is a psychopathwater is wet.
>>638423652The fact you're calling people "tendies" just gives away how seething you are. It's like you're jealous this game exists on a system you don't own. Sad.
>>638404436Does it have studies being posted?
>>638418453>zelda is zeldaAgreed. Some people just don't get it
>>638412251GTA 6 won't come out until maybe 2025 at best, and even then the amount of pressure they have on them to "up" themselves while also leaning in towards the more politically correct space should worry every GTA enjoyer. I mean there's already rumors that you won't be able to fuck prostitutes or the npcs won't have too "edgy" dialogues, etc etc. Remember how Blizzard devs said that they're trying hard to turn the company from the "boy club" it was earlier? Well one of the GTA devs said the exact same thing last year, the quote from the bloomberg interview: "One developer describes Rockstar as "a boys' club turned into a real company".Keep in mind that this now "real company" brought you all the garbage DLCs, money grabs and other shit for GTA 5 online. So prepare for disappointment over enjoyment when it comes to GTA 6
>>6384241695 was already garbage so yeah
>>638423601Every game uses pronouns dipshit.
>>638423763>The fact you're calling people "tendies"I didn't tho
I'll never understand fanboys.I mean, you guys could be playing other games, instead you're seething over Zelda.
>>638423763>It's like you're jealous this game exists on a system you don't own. Sad.eh? I'm literally playing it in 60 fps on PC LOL
>>638424743>he doesn't understand the repercussions of calling a mid game 10/10 masterpiecebrainlet take
>>638424919Anon, people have been doing that long before botw and TotK.Hell they're still doing it with God of War and Jedi Survivor, you're not going to change anything by seething into the void.
>>638424651yeah thanks to you tranny
>>638421302>The absolute state...of modern "developers"
>>638425272And this is the kind of shit that makes the lgbt movement so strong. You stupid motherfuckers just going>t-t-t-tranny!At literally fucking everything making trannies look sane by comparison.This is literally the same shit that allowed faggots to get a foothold in the first place.
>>638424819>HEY GUYS I HAVE A PC HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT ME LOOK I'M A PC MASTER RACE SEE LOOK HOW COOL I AMPC (Practicing Cuck) "gamers" are a fucking embarrassment