Is the greatest Christian character in video game history?
>>631334432>haha due epic menacing christian guy :DJews own your country while you larp on vietnamese anime forums
He's a Mormon>b-b-b-but Mormons a-No. They think they're Jews.
>>631334432>kills Satan with armor of faith and fruit of the spirit>saves the whole Rapture
>>631334432there's nothing christian about this guygo read a bible killing others is definitely not something jesus wants you to dowhen jesus said "if someone want you to walk 1000 steps with him, walk 2000" he meant it literallywhen jesus said "love your neighbor as yourself" he meant that literallywhen jesus said "love your enemies" he meant that literallywhen jesus said that if someone slaps you in a cheek, you should let him slap your other one, he meant that literallydo you want to be a christian or some kind of jew who wants to fuck over everyone around?
>kill children women and countless men in the name of some gay Roman larper>it's okay guys, I've redeemed myself (not really) and got my punishment by being burned aliveyeah he's a decent character but not that great. Chaos in Zion all the way
>>631334854>The church of jesus christ and the latter day saints.>Jews.You're fucking deluded.
>>631335581>vikings raid your village>j-just bend over and let them rape you, that's what jesus would dono wonder this religion is vanishing
>>631335971the religion is vanishing not because its practioners are weak-willed but on the contrary they're strong enough to quit the centuries of mysticism built around what could've been summerised as "Don't be a dick: a guide". Jesus would wept when he sees the megachurchs, the golden temples and the catacomb saints.
>>631335795>worship a literal jew>not jew
>>631334432>Mormon>ChristianNo Joshua, I don't believe that the ancient American jews wrote in reformed Egyptian.
>>631336378Judaism didn't exist until after Jesus diedMoot point, however, as Mormons worship Joseph Smith
JOSHUA IS A MUSLIM CANAANITE WHITE LEGS ARE JEWS AND ZION (AL QUDS) BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE OF PALESTINE
>>631335795Mormons literally believe themselves to be a lost tribe, they are new-age Jews.
>>631335581jesus also said that he'd come with sword
>>631335971>>631336301It's not even really vanishing, it's just getting rid of people who never really believed to begin with. Anyone who claims the Bible is>Don't be a dick: a guidedoes not even begin to understand it, but there are countless Protestant sects that believe exactly that
>>631336301Jesus whipped people to preserve the sanctity of the Temple at Jerusalem. He had no problem with big churches.
>>631334432>ChristianJoshua is a Mormon acceptance psy-op, for a Mormon the game sure kept his preaching at bare minimum and almost identifiable with several different Christian denominations, the weird Mormon stuff is completely left out as if Bethesda knew people wouldn’t buy Joshua being "Christian".
>>631337160It's more a catholic thing to believe in nice guy jesus, which shouldn't be surprising because they followed scripture so poorly that they caused numerous other sects to splinter off. Prodies wouldn't even exist if catholics weren't heretics.
>>631334432I've been listening to this Christian radio station randomly on and off for years while gaming. It started as "out of curiosity" relaxation thing (because all podcasts suck for some reason, recommendations welcome), but after hearing some extremely good songs in there (indirect gospel basically) and some really good talk episodes, I've slowly started understanding the beauty of Christianity. The whole message of love and FORGIVENESS is just kino and beautiful. And I realized almost all of my bitterness towards people and events could be solved by forgiveness. I also have a pet bunny, and one day I thought what if he died suddenly, and I'm so attached that I almost panicked for a second but then I thought "well what if he goes to afterlife, some sort of bunny heaven with endless grass to chew on and no predators" and I was genuinely immediately relieved by just this placebo thought. For a long time I've thought that disbanding religions is and has been a failure for humankind overall, but these days I'm wearing a large cross necklace and am even more convinced of that. And not just for humankind, I seriously think that religion, beliefs and mysticism at some point of species becoming conscious, is a must or the species is headed for extinction and self-destruction. Instead of Christianity, modern beliefs have just shifted to all sorts of insanity and ideologies (you probably know what I'm referring to).Maybe I've converted to Christianity in a sense, but I do not see it as a "religion" in a way I would've when I was younger, but as a fully sensible and beautiful life philosophy.
>>631336779>Judaism didn't exist until after Jesus diedNigga what?! The Old Testament is literally the Torah!
>>631337373You are replying to a Catholic, you clownFor us, it's very clear that it's about a lot more than just "be nice to people :3" or else we wouldn't consider jerking off or using contraceptives worthy of eternal damnation
>>631337593But not homosexuality, apparently.
>>631337641It is if practiced. Even Pope Francis condemns the German Synod if you're referring to that>>631337558Anyone who followed the Torah was a Christian. No Jew follows it.
I liked him as a character, Daniel was too much of a fag.>>631335581Christian doesn't mean a single thing, there are as many Christianities as there are followers of Jesus.They are all equally wrong just like all other religions, but the wide spectrum of Christianity deserves some recognition.
>>631337356anon they're in Utah, the heart of Mormonism why the fuck would he be any other religion?on top of that it's been over 200 years of post-civilization of course shit is going to get lost to history which is why Joshua only preaches the Old Testament
>>631336301>summarizes religions as "Don't be a dick: a guide"Easiest way to spot someone who is either destructive or has never had a deep thought
>>631335581Funny thing about the killing is that in Latin they've used the word that meant your tribe. But that tiny bit has been Lost in translation
mormons aren't christian, in the same way that muslims aren't jewish, in the same way that buddhists aren't hindu
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>>631335581>when jesus said that if someone slaps you in a cheek, you should let him slap your other one, he meant that literallyExcept that is factually wrong and completely ignoring the cultural context of the statement. You ignore that he said that to a slave. You ignore that to slap the other cheek the man who was beating the slave would have to either use his other hand(which would be taboo) or hit the slave in a manner that one would to challenge an equal, which who the fuck wants to do to a slave? "Turn the other cheek" doesn't mean roll over and take shit, it means resist shit intelligently. It's literally old ass nigga for fight smarter.
Turn to Jesus Christ while you still have the time. Don't risk your soul. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbLMGZzPW40
>>631336779No we don't, you lying faggot.
>>631338247>imagine having your holy book and entire religion be based on (((localization))) and mistranslations made by flawed humans.
>>631338539>made for the devils and his angelsfuck yeah I want in on this
>>631335581Consider the following:>By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion>Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Rase it, rase it, even to the foundation thereof. >O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. >Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
>>631338726It's not a nice place. You probably shouldn't be joking that way.
>>631338802This is j*sus propaganda come to hell we're nice
>>631338601There's no real in between here. If you don't think he was a lying sack of shit starting a cult for his own benefit, you kinda have to ascribe to him the same reverence you do Jesus as a member of said cult. I've spoken with Mormon missionaries and attended Mormon services and all signs point to this being the case
>>631337091I love this quote its the only thing wig at Christian weirdos have to cling to to not look like utter faggots whilst they're simultaneously hating, and larping as, Jews.
>>631338752I don't listen to nigger music xtian
>>631338957https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/music/library/hymns/praise-to-the-man?lang=eng
>>631337593how do you feel about gay catholics like myself?
>>631338884You lie. Try reading passages like Doctrine & Covenants 3, where the Lord chastises Smith for losing 116 pages of scripture and tells him he will no longer be a prophet unless he humbles himself and repents.
>>631339071Didn't click, but thanks.
>>631338957It's the only one directly spoken by Jesus, but there's many other things we can point toSome things in the Old TestamentJesus praising the faith of the Roman centurion who sought His aid without condemning his professionHell, Jesus doesn't even really admonish Peter for cutting off the ear of one the soldiers who came to crucify Him>>631339072You should probably stay off the internet and ultimately work toward joining a monastery.
>>631339072You cant be gay and catholic idiot
>>631339386yes you can. i was born, baptised and practice, and i'm also a very gay twink bottom. just how it is
>>631339667Sorry your priest raped you. But it's wrong to be a homo.
>>631339304Why not just follow a religion that explicitly supports your views on violence, rather than giving yourself spina bifida trying to be a based xtian crusader?Why would you even have the jew testament as a holy book? Fuckinell.
>>631339980>Why not just follow a religion that explicitly supports your views on violenceI do. Violence is generally destructive and even though I will defend the Crusades, I'm not some LARPer that's calling for that in the modern day. We make these points mostly as a counter to people who believe in hippie Jesus, as you can see ITT. Christianity is about loving God, and that doesn't always mean being nice.
>>631339976that's a weird thing to assume, but he didn't. i've only ever had healthy sexual encounters with both men and women.
>>631340319>Healthy sexual encounters>outside of marriageNo such thing
>>631334432How is the A.I. voice Bible project going?
>>631340424oh you're one of those LARPers who don't actually practice, okay.
>>631334432>this guy constantly brought up since his dlc released>finally play it this year>he has 3 lines of dialogue>dlc has next to no story>then he takes off all his clothes and puts them in a box for you as you leaveIt's just his voice. This guy is not a character.
>>631340532Mass starts in less than an hour and I need to hit confession today so I'm going to start getting dressed right after I post thisYou are the one that doesn't actually practice. Either that or you are a subversive. Either way, to believe that any form of sexuality outside of marriage is acceptable is anti-Catholic and has been infallibly condemned by multiple popes
>>631340763His backstory is cool too
>>631340826holy fuck, ok you got me i laughed
>>631341038Believe it or not, some people on this site actually mean what they say. I'll be back in 2 and a half hours or so, maybe this thread will still be up by then. If not, have a blessed Sunday. I hope our conversation will lead you to repentance
>>631338539I always liked that about christianity, I don't get people that follow a religion were if you even once mastrubated you will receive eternal damnation with no way to redeem yourself.
>>631340826Popes huh
>>631339386> You can't be gay and catholicExplain all the priests, then.
>>631337490Cool but my religion is right and yours is wrong and you're going to hell because of that.
Everyone in this thread needs a swirly. Fucking goobers.
>>631334432>christianity is so based 1488 deus vult amirite? israel is our greatest ally btw and jews are gods choosen people
>>631340763alot of his dialogue is locked behind other variables, but yeah he's not very fleshed out, his performance and backstory carry his character, but there's still stuff worth appreciating
>>631344227no u
Mormonism is literally heretical. Kill. Your. Self.
>>631334432i wouldnt know that dlc was so boring i couldnt bother to care about the story. the intro ambush was also the most bootleg low quality moment in the entire game
>>631339072Your fellow faggots rotted the church through even worse than the pre-Martin Luther Italian popes
>>631339667Then you're not catholic are you? You're just a gay man who's larping. You don't even have enough faith in your religion to abide by its rules. You might as well go to a Mosque after the gay sauna
>>631337091jesus also told you to not be a complete faggot without a spine, he wants you to be smart, learn, and to be a master in a subject to not be a weakling and to have a purpose in life
>>631339072All catholics are gay
>>631334432>MormonLoI, reminder most american glowniggers are filthy mormons. False christian psychopaths that are okay with subversion and grooming the mentally ill to commit atrocities.
>>631334432>Christian>Mormon
>>631348272Every school shooting, every riot, every grass roots movement subversion, every child trafficking and drug ring. Mormons are the goodest goys that work for majority glownigger alphabet organizations in Langley, Utah should be glassed with every one of these future child murdering filth.
