How we doing PoolsClosed bros?Getting those chunks?
>>631280398thats a kids game
Pls join Raptor's Rainmaker room.
>>631280789you suck bro
we didnt even reach 100 posts yesterday, hoooly shit we're fucking dead as hell!
>>631282892Seasonal updates were a mistakeI can’t believe I miss the weekly dripfeeding, it’s not like we get any extra content with the seasons either. We’re getting one less map than 2 had over 3 months too.
>>631284352More like niggers were a mistake. If we need constant content updates to keep the threads alive then maybe it just wasnt meant to be
>>631282892Post naked Inklings. Problem solved.
TURF ROOMDEENS4 PLAYERS ALLOWEDWE GOT 2/4
Weapon leveling is so unbelievably slow holy fuck fucking nips and their autistic grinding
>>631282892It's because people aren't posting enough cute squids. Post more squids.
>>631288263Now this is a post I can get behind.
>>631288601This octo wears socks with sandals and should be viciously shamed for it
>>631288189People spamming images is a sign that the threads are dyingI remember late threads for 2 where it was just one of two guys posting images for like 200 posts before the thread got archived
>>631288678Well people just turning this into an insular general isn't helping either. People not directly involved with PoolsClosed have no incentive to come to threads when 80 percent of the posts are people posting about rooms or spreging out about various happenings therein. I was one of those dudes who used to stay online spamming images btw
>>631288678just wait until the splatfest fag
>Big mostly western tournament with a prize pool happening right now>Team of four very good Japanese players signs up and are automatically placed in the highest seed and will probably winClassic
make A splatzone room
>>631289747Main stream is https://www.twitch.tv/dappleproductions but I’m not sure if they’re showing the specific team I’m talking about since I’m watching a different guy cast it here https://www.twitch.tv/procharaThe Japanese team didn’t even know the map rules lmao
>>631289990>online tournament>constant DCslmao why even bother
R8 my locker /v/ros
>>631290734Impressive very nice
>>631280537You're a cringe atheist.
>>6312901913/4>>631290550in PoolClosed sent out the invite
>Kraken pushes tower for leadGod this is such bullshit lmao
>>631291372Good ol’ Splatoon 1I don’t get why they made it involve again and then also gave it a way to reduce the knockback
not counting splash, would you say there are crutch weapons in this game?
>>631290734toni kensa locker
>>631291576Clash Blaster is a crutch until you get to S rank where it becomes an active detriment to use
holy fucking shit guys what are you doing?ink the god damn zone
>Japanese team won 3-0 over western team when two of the matches were splat zonesWow who would have guessed that
>>631292083>even the pros strike Clam Blitz
those poor timmies....>DCback up
Anybody wanna do open with me?
>didn't even ink our basebros...
>n zap player is trying to ink our home turf>THIS WAY>no one comes and helps because of the dopamine >LOSEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
when is the next splatfest anyway? Haven’t played since November
Watching this tournament stream just makes me sad, the game has a lot of potential as a competitive game but it just receives no support for it whatsoever.
Yebbies need more love.
Bucket here, I'll stick to covering most of the turf and keeping those sodas coming boys, good work
>>631293903Yes, but as long as they aren’t woomies it won’t be me
>>631293853The fact that it still has a decently sized competitive community in spite of Nintendo’s support is impressive. This shit could be big if they actually supported it properly.
I really fucking suck with chargerssorry bros
Why the fuck would you pick Inkbrush Nouveau in a tournament
>>631294635Don't feel bad, every charger is a blight on their team
>4 crabsAh there it is
Wew, we blitzed them in taht last 30 seconds and that's all that matters boys!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMORE FUCKING BLOODSHED
>Squiffer in tournamentOh shit
>got 3 kills last 15 seconds we still lost but that was nice
>>631296809>went on like a 15 game win streak last Splatfest with the gold AerosprayI'm doing it again next time and I'm not sorry about it.
Is turf war matchmaking completely random? or depending on how well you do you get matched with others? dunno if my Nephew can play on my account or if he is going to have a really bad time playing.
Why did all three of you jump to me when i was ass deep in enemy territory and under fire from the entire team? Squidiots!
>>631297110I have hidden jump
Alright GGs guys t.host you all did welluntil next time fags
someone thinks you're "fresh"
>all quick respawn, aerospray, turf wars only, final destinationIts pretty hilarious, like a sniper immediately kills me, I see they have respawn punisher, but I have literally so much quick respawn that it barely slows me down, like at all. Then I immediately go straight back to where I was, to get sniped again.You enjoy the game sniper bro, that's your life now, you don't get to do anything other then kill me the whole match. Hope you had fun with that, cause the other three people covered the whole map and we won.
I'm in pain
>>631296809*slaps you in the face*
god I hope you guys are having a better time then me right now
>>631293903I love yebbies
Kinda dead tonight, innit? Maybe it'll be better when the splatfest nears. I'm still loving all the art posts, at least the ones that aren't blatant gayshit.>was so busy yesterday couldn't get my daily win inFuck.
>>631299289I was wondering why this post was hidden but then i remember i have all variations of the word yebby and weyyo filtered because of /ink/
>>631299303Im saving my chakras for dat Spawning Grounds rotation in 6 hours
>>631284352>Haha lets do what we did for Animal Crossing, for Splatoon. Surely there is nothing wrong with this
>>631299303> I'm still loving all the art posts, at least the ones that aren't blatant gayshit.yeah its great
Picking Nessie because it's adorable, no other reason
>the *game title* gameSomething about how Nintendo refers to their games like this in their marketing irks the hell out of me
>>631300336they've never done this
>>631300382Bullshit, pretty much all of their recent advertising does this.
so hows everybody doing tonight?
>>631300528true, I misunderstood what you were saying
Oh shit, I'm at 100 silvers! Only 50 more until my black gloopsluit.>>631299425Not crazy about the clash blaster, but everything else looks pretty great. And yet it's on spawning grounds again. Fuck.>>631299606The important thing is to report everything that isn't good. Nintendo jannies are the only ones who seem to give a shit.
>>631300608clash blaster can at least clear out the lessers and fish sticks and get paint on the ground. i take that over h3/l3 any fuckin day
>>631300704H3 and L3 do all those just fine
>>631300782i dont care, actually using them is a nightmare>bb b bub uhuhubhshut up silver badge pussy boy no one asked
>the reefslider can't wind up in mid-air
>>631300919wrnnnnng spsplsslppls SPLOOSH
>>631300867I have silver big shots, which is a big deal, actually.
I only just got my 100 rainmaker wins badge.
Another bouncing lid. Happened last rotation too. Never seen it before that
>>631301518congrats bro what weapon did you get it on
>>631301682Undercover Brella, it's the only thing I ever use.
>>631301810based brella enjoyer
Damn this has been a pretty great tournament. A lot of good games and interesting team comps.
so killing him wasn't enough, they also had to steal his radio just so they could take a goofy selfie in front of it to mock him further
Imagine how broken Kraken will be once they put it on a weapon that's actually good.
>>631302153He was about to create a mass extinction event
>>631302153Who's holding the camera?
It's fun killing Steelheads with bombs
I don't even have a Switch, I just like the funny cephs
>>631302029Heavy Splatling just clutched the fuck up on stream, killed a crab directly. Was pretty fuckin gud.
>>631303161>killed a crab directlyThat's possible?
>>631303202With enough damage, yeah. It has 500HP so it's not unfeasible if you solo fire it down with Heavy, don't know if they had object shredder though buit that'd also help.Too bad it has no endlag after you kill it so they can retaliate immediately and punish you even if you kill the crab.
>>631303202>>631303554No he blasted the rider off of it from the front, was fuckin wild.
>>631280398made a room for anarchy open. plox join.
>High level tournament set with no Crab TanksNo fucking way
>kraken wipes everyoneHow fair and balanced
>>631300528show proof then fag.
>>631301043I STILL don't have silver big shots despite all my big run playing and grinding that last spawning grounds shift. I have no idea how this is possible and it's very slightly pissing me the hell off.
>>631303970stop being shit. It's a very obvious special.Come on you faggots join up for clam blitz I need some fucking cash I'm at 140k.
>>631303672Did Brab's hitbox get nerfed?
Bought this on release and HOLY FUCK the connection issues were insane. Disconnected literally half the time. Sold it after a few days. Did they fix it yet? I fucking love salmon run.
>>631303863We could have this all the time if nintendo wakes the hell up
>>631304513No, Crab has had no nerfs besides the 1s duration reduction and two specials getting damage buffs against them.
>>631304513nah, you just need some serious accuracy
FUCKING ACES! Bennet good match>that enemy sqluecher dualies with pure special charger for wave breaker spamcancer.
Would you guys be down to make a /v/ Splatoon 3 tourney?with streaming and commentating?
>>631305284What would be required of participants?
I said I aint givin you no tree fiddy you goddamn loch ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!
>>631305386I'm not gonna be on Team Nessie, but these are my favorite posts regarding the /x/ splatfest.
>>631305326im not actually sure actually.I want the teams to be balanced but I want anons to choose who they want to play with
>>631305284I will not do private battles fuck you. I need my cash hoe.>>631305386Vote Nessy you fag.And nice cool design>make a salmon run room>say no to pair up again>stay in that room>do open anarchy>say no to rejoin to changed gear>get removed from poolCAN WE PLEASE FUCKING CHANGE GEAR MID FUCKING ANARCHY ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK?!room back up bennet, sorry
clam blitz at 1/4 hop in you fucks.
>Let's play a little bit of Splatoon just to squeeze in at least one King Salmonid fight.>3 hours later it FINALLY happensSeen everything. Obvious couples playing together. People dying 11 times and me getting 11 revives. 3 Stingers at once. 3 Big shots at once. 3 Flyfishes at once. People not coming back from the shore. Everyone going off to fight Big Shots, but nobody but me is putting them in the basket and also I'm dead. Wave 3 wipe after Wave 3 wipe and when we do win, the fight doesn't happen.Sometimes I think there's some sort of algorithm at play even in Salmon Run that matches you up with certain people and certain things happen during the matches like getting NO easy events.
>>631305284Will there even be enough players here?
imagine joining the pool but playing SOLOjust leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass
>>631306631we actually did have a 8 player private match before
How about a /v/ vs /ink/ PB?Not that it would be a fair match...
>631306706>seething every day all daycollosal mega faggot.And God Damn that was a fuck of a match. But great work Chris.
>>631306261Are you me from like 4 nights ago?
>>631306846Yeah but we'd need probably 16 at least if we want an actual tournament, which I don't think is unfeasible but it'd take work.
>>631306853make it turf and we would win
>>631305284Nope, don't want that.
>>631306853It would have to be turf war or else rainy would just 1v4 everyone here and win
Holy fucking shit Crush soda fucking killed them
>>631306861If you wanna play a card game just go play Yu-Gi-Oh
>>631304345Wait for a hydra or e-liter shift and then farm the fuck out of them (well, hope that niggas dont steal your kills too)
>>631307702What'd you think I was doing the whole time last shift with the E-liter?
>>631307410No, they just choked at the very end
>>631307230Lmao doubt it
>>631307948>puts kraken on tower>keeps getting points while getting booyah'd to hell in back>Is finePROBLEM MACHINE PLAYERS?
>>631308020Lmao how many *green* x rank badges have you even seen here let alone S+? lmao lmao lmao
>>631307656Nah Table Turf is much better.Kill yourself.
I love Scorch Gorge I love Crab Tank I love Splash-o-matic being used by 5 different players in one match
>people from different continents playing in tourneythere must be so much latency bullshit going on kek
who here has earned a salmon level badge? Hard mode: not EXP 200 on sockeye station
>>631280398ao how's Spatcladlolibutt 3 single player campaign?Im halfway octoexpansion and I'm gonna play s3 next
Thank fucking christ for that map change. Firs game of the night and I'm utterly shocked we managed to pull it off. I'm not afraid to admit I fucked, too, but one of those randos used both booyah bombs on wave 1. Good god.
>>631308517It's Octo expansion but worse, but still not bad
>>631308475Sockeye: 999Fisson: 600 (PB was like 860 here before)SG: PB is the 500s so I only have the BronzeBay: think I have bronze? lol. need to play more on here
>crab snipes the carrier everytime
>>631303863Krabby struggles a bit with the inkstrike buff and kraken
>>631307230Damn that rainy nigga is still around? Hasn't he been there since 1
>double flounder zones was a ((mistake))LAME
>>631308759The grand finals in this same tournament just had a match with 5 Splash-o-matics
>>631308475got 400 on everythng but marooners..just not had fucking time...but got it to 200.600 on fission.rainmaker room up.please join.I need another 100k monies.
>only one slosh machine on splash zonesI don't understand
>>631307230overexaggeration. If it t\was Tim, then You d have a point
Wow this rotation sucks fucking balls
>>631309112did you have a stroke while writing this?
>>631308875Yeah, but it's not too surprising to see a marginally lower usage as a resultI also forgot they increased the damage other specials did to crab but I don't think that really did anything
BASED NIPPON GOOOOOOOOOODS
>>631309179Typo city, this Dell Keyboard is fucking awful
>Japanese team playing in a western tournament winsWow who would have guessed that
We we watching through dappleproductions? i dont want to listen to niggerchara
>>631309112is splat tim really that good?Never seen the cunt play.ALSO JOIN REEE I DON'T WANT TO BE IN RANDOM HELL
me when first trying the gootuber: wow, this thing is a piece of shit!me when discovering the tap shits: holy shit, this thing is amazing!me several goob rotations later: wow, this thing is a piece of shit
>>631309264The tournament just ended
>>631309269he's talking about Timmy who plays all the time
>>631309269Yeah, Tim was the only one from old /ink/, before it became degenerate city, to win a tournament
>>631309112Rainy plus 3 random /ink/ S+0 fills would destroy /v/'s best
Sockeye is unplayable in Freelance. Normal Tide is D-Day for these timmies
>>631309415*Official TourneyFuck this dumbass keyboard. for what reason do you need a small ass back space and a big ass corner enter button
>gf wanted a switch game which means I have to share my switchAAAAAAAAHHH
Why is there no /v/ splatoon weekend? Is this a solo player thread?
>>631309683get yourself an oled my dudeI gave my old switch to my ex
>>631309683tell her to buy her own, LOL
>>631309428Youre not lying about that one
>>631309415Interesting, did not know that.Good on him.HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL CUNT NIGGER FUCKING TON!>clear checkpoint>kill two enemies>teammate picks up rainmaker>REREATS ALL THE BACK TO OUR FUCKING CHECK PPOINT!WHATTHEFUCKTHREE TIMES IN TWO DAYSWHY MECHRIST ALIVE!Least we salvaged it ChrisHoly damn I'm mad.
>>631309683Is it Tranimal Crossing?
MOTHER FUCKING PALABALABA YOU QUADRUPLE NIGGER FUCK! WHOEVER YOU ARE!WHERE EVER YOU FEASTER! STOP BRNGING THE RAINMAKER INTO OUR BASE GOD DAMN IT WTFH!
Why is he making this thread his personal blog?
rainmaker room back up.
>>631301654Dude he's slam-bagging you!
>>631301518Don't have a single ranked mode badge but I've got to S+ every season. Just lazy as fuck beyond that. Unlocked X battles so late last season that I didn't even touch it, lost all motivation. I'm getting started earlier now, first series went meh but now I've made a good points gain with a 5-0. Gonna try and keep this momentum going, I want that X rank badge.
>>631309683Break up with her.
>>631311354I think B+ is the highest I've ever risen.
What were they thinking? Such a neat idea for a charger and then they made it the most underwhelming shit imaginable. I don't get why they didn't make it more of a fast frontlining charger like the Squiffer, I feel like that would suit the multiple shots much better.
>>631312019Game started me off at B- because of Splat 2 save data. Never really had any trouble ranking up Tbh, but I have no idea how I'll fare in X battles. Probably average
rainmaker room up1/4fangfox.
>>631312149I'm not sure how to rate my own ranking. I only play Rainmaker, and Open matches give you jack and shit for score, so I don't get much chance to improve my standings before the seasonal reset hits. I was a consistent A+ in Splat 1 and S+ in Splat 2, so I figure I'd have similar rankings here.
>>631312765>I only play RainmakerBut why
>>631312625well that was odd. retrying.
>>631312828I don't like the other modes.
>>631312765Game really wants you to play series to rank up. Open is a slow, slow inconsistent grind with player levels all over the place. You're not guaranteed to be fighting B level guys, it's a mixed bag. Series is more strict in that regard, no premade/coordinated teams either.
>basketball jersey showed up in the shopsFinally! I missed that top so much, it's so cute on veemos.
>>631313738>>631313837What type of music do Octoling girls like the most?Screemo!
I want my baseball jersey
>>631312121I think its only problem is it not being able to hold charges
>>631309470This rotation's great, what are you talking about?
>>631313738I look like this irl but I smell like a smash bros player
>>631314554I'm wearing it currently. Trying to find a good baseball cap to go with it.
>>631293903yebbies are cute! Cute!
>>631314694yeah it takes so long to charge. You cant do half charges like other weapons. its tap shot is shit tier. and if you need to swim at all, ripperino, you have to start up the long ass charge againThat being said I would like to see it with an actual good kit, maybe the main weapon isnt that bad in pvp
got any winstreaks lately my fellow workers?
>>631315213youre so cringe
>>631315213>Go-getterIs it even possible to lose at that level?
>>631313837It's so cute. Shame I can't find my one screenshot of it.>>63131449811/10.
>>631315275You can literally shore kill and get away with it for free until like part-time profresh, the boss spawns are suuuper slow
>>631315386Yeah it's nice and relaxingAnd a few win for my catalog!
>>631315359>>631314498Well no wonder Marina became enamored with Pearl
>>631315213>go-getter 60>cleared>stays 60>repeat>finally hit 80>but next clear is at 60>then back to 80??????Also stay in Go-getter you trash bin bitch.
>>631315359You cost me a golden fug you son of a bitch octo fucker
>>631315450*free win I think my brain's rotting from doing this but I still feel good
>>631315494He's demoting himself every time he promotes
>>631315494I demote myself obviouslyWhy would I want to be in over-achiever?
>>631315494he seems like the type of faggot to ruin a /v/ sr room and then leave after the first loss.He posted last thread that he plays a single game to get the catalog win bonus and then closes Splatoon. A prime example of how fomo can cause terminal brainrot.
>>631315591Of course I don't join you maniacs.When I play for keeps the best I can handle is like Profreshional +3 and that's a stretchI still have some old friends on my switch from the splatoon 2 days that I added from here to play salmon run with
>ever willingly demoting yourself
>>631315682Why dont you just stick to splatoon 2 salmon run? Profreshional 400 there is like Profreshional +1 in 3
>>631315585Demote yourself further.Demote yourself till you are unalive.
tower control room open. hop in faggos.
I guess playing the game normally makes you a sweaty tryhard maniac nowadays?
>>631315908I'll hop in when you get a golden fug pussy boy
>>631315913Having a quota more than 3-5 eggs per wave is absolutely nuts, I don't know how you turbosweats manage it but just know you're not cool or impressive for doing so.
>>631315939This, golden GODS only.
>>631315816I did it once to see if I can climb back up to EVP. It was pretty easy
>631315939>nearly a week later>still seething about the fact you played like shit in one griller waveI only feel pity for youyou husk.
>>631280398There is no reason why the squid lolis have to be this sexy.What was Nintendo thinking.
>>631316259Everytime I see a retard in these threads demote on a whim they seem to always have a nightmarish experience getting back to EVP. I ask them why the fuck they do it and everytime it's like "uhhh IDK, not sure". Guess it depends on the shift you derank on and other factors like luck and skill level. But generally de-ranking is a really bad idea because the experience gap between EVP and Profreshional is larger than you'd think
>>631316317im not even octo coomer, just busting your balls for your melty because it was fucking funny everyone was bickering about missing golden fug
>>631316317NTA but only one seething here is you shitter
>>631316389I demoted once to help my friend get a 999 badge.>buhbhbuhyeah its cheesey and gay but whatever, fuck the grind, fuck nintendo, game the shitty ass system as much as you can. plus the hazard level was still pretty high, like mayb evp 500 levels
>>631316489>>I demoted once to help my friend get a 999 badge.
>still an hour and a half until new shiftCome on, man, I want to be free of this load out.>>631315514I really did not expect this to become a thing.
>>631280537You're a kids game.
>>631316363They were based and wanted to share sexy squid lolis with the world
>>631316365He's going to tell you something retarded so I'll tell you what actually happened>Be like a week ago>Be spawning ground rotations>Be Fagfox hosting a lobby, Octo daughter anon also joins>They get grillers and fail>both blame each other (no footage so cant really tell you who was actually the shitter but I think one of them stood on the platform and let the griller come run everyone over)>Fangfox spergs in the thread ( https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/630887816/#630904912 ) >"You twats being undecisive on grillers cost me the golden fug. Stop fucking hopping up and down off ledges.">proceeds to get meme'd on for seething over lack of a golden fug
>>631316549hey it was late and he was already at like 800, just helped the final push
>>631316648Do we have to give them attention? Is that a requirement?
>>631316435It's been a week move oon.>>631316454>says the seething fag after a week, while samefagging and blatantly so.You need a hobby.>>631316365It was the spawning grounds shift with wiper and blaster.The dip shits were hopping up and down the basket block making the grillers ceaselessly spin so I got off to pop tails.That brainless shit wants to blame me as the cause despite only one targeting me the whole shift and going in a straight line due to working on the other griller.
>>631316710>The 999 badges DO mean something>>But doesn't everyone cheese them?>Errrrrm no you have to be super good to get it>Errrrrrrm but I did help my friend out and cheesed anyway because eerrrrrrrrmmmmmmm....FUCK NINTENDO!
>>631316750Stay mad boi. I've never even played with you Fagfuck, I just like to clown on you for being a silver cuck
>>631316776>>The 999 badges DO mean somethingI never said this tho? The most you can say about 999 is that you had a lot of free time to play Splatoon 3 Salmon Run for 2 days.
I'm going to start a lobby. Might as well go for one more fug before rotation
>>631316648>>They get grillers and failWe didn't even fail which is the most retarded part of it all.We cleared it with like 6 or so eggs over.Just getting tired of people forcing grillers to just spin in place so no one can attack them effectively.
>>631316886>>Just getting tired of people forcing grillers to just spin in place so no one can attack them effectively.As opposed to doing what? If you attack them they do spin in place, or are you talking about something different than when they're stunned?
>>631316841>The most you can say about 999 is that you had a lot of free time to play Splatoon 3 Salmon Run for 2 days.I think you mean "the least." At most, someone freelanced their way through hell to get 999.
>>631316648I guess I'll give me side of the story. It was grillers and I had roller, so on Spawing Grounds it's essentially a free win if you know what you're doing. They just shoot the grillers, I hold ZR and let the smallfry die. Simple and easy. Adjust here and there for when they come from the right. Now, what I see from my angle is him jumping DOWN off the damn ledge for some reason, trying to kill smallfry.I just want to know, am I the idiot here? Because as far as I know the smallfry literally can only reach you by going up the ramp to the basket, and I had that cover. All everyone had to do was kill grill. He's down there for reasons I can't comprehend, and gets himself killed, and meanwhile the grillers are turning around constantly and we sort of scramble for a while. We didn't even lose, we went on to win that game. But from where I was standing, it was an incredibly block-headed and unnecessary move. I guess it doesn't matter in the end, I was just baffled.
>>631317123You are valid, my sweet. Fangfox is in the wrong, I think we can all see that here
Just kiss alreadyhttps://twitter.com/heatinsulator/status/1635016815129800706?s=46&t=F2wAHC1X6gCyrkEfvwaz2Q
>>631317265>You are valid, my sweetNigga what
>>631316489If you only have 1 friend at low rank, how much does it actually help? It can't make that much of a difference.
>>631316957It's about leading them.Going back to SG.Say you are the target. If you hop off the basket box into the pit with the ramp the griller stops. turns then starts moving to the ramp.Then you hop back up onto the basket box.Griller now stops then turns again.Then you jump back into the lower pit.Thiis causes the Griller to flip flop and stall making it a pain in the dick to shoot the tail.People SHOLD NOT be don't this.You have TWO optionss.Stay in ONE PLACE and let teammates pop the tail. Or move in a long wide circle so they have time to pop it., or focus fully on the other griller.>>631317123You weren't even the issue. The grillers were flip fflopping because the other two were acting like idiots. It was nothing to do with me as only one griller was on my ass that whole round. I went down to unfuck the flipping grillers.
>>631317265You and the octonigger go back to you st/ink/ing hole.
can you niggers stop acting like bitches?
>still an hour to goWhat am I supposed to do with this wait.>>631317743I guess I'll have to take your word for it unless we get some video of it or something. I assume it's already long gone from my history. Frankly, I don't give a shit anymore and it feels like it'll get annoying in the near future. I'm still gonna laugh at the golden fug whining, though.
>>631318030>>631318523stop saying the n word
Are you faggotss going make rooms when new rotation is up?>>631318849Nigger
>>631318849NIGGER. NIGGER.BITCH ASS FAGGOT NIGGER!>>631318632Whatever then. Be an ass. Just mad the same shit occurred on my 139 big run shift as it did on the shift people decided to bitch over.Plus not like grizzco history matters, it's not a replay like pvp, it just includes all the same spawn rates/types in order to see if others can do the same or better I guess? Odd decision on that on.
>>631318849Ngyes, now what?
>>631318913I'll make one after I get home from work..so around 11pm or so.Best I can do apologies.
>>631318913Maybe if you ask really, really nice.>>631319024Keep up that pissy attitude and it'll never stop.
>>631280537out of 10
>>631319249I haven't said shit about it in a week, you fags are the ones obsessing over it.Get a life.
>>631319761I said it the one time, man. Everything else has been people fucking with you.
gg team. 3 silvers is good. Standing on a fish stick with a good dps weapon vs fug is the best. I had fun.
>>631319761>>631320141Both you sissy fags need to shut the fuck up
>>631320185How is fug on regular Sockeye? I fought him a few times but for some reason it was always on low tide. Pretty damn simple down there, there's not a lot of terrain to get into the way.>>631320273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJLUe3VIkFg
>>631320461I've killed him 4/4? times. I'm not sure what makes him easier. The tower for high ground is nice I think
>>631320612The spiral hill is probably a godsend for the good DPS weapons that can reach the bomb. Imagine if you had the grizz splatana and use a slammin' lid to reach it.
opening an SR room at rotation
sWhere are the rooms
I'll do one right now
>>631309428Yeah because we can afford more than one game or we download one. It’s nothing but pathetic to play one game for years day in day out
>>631321775sounds like shitter cope lol. S+0 is really easy too, thats like the groundfloor for showing you understand the absolute basics of a team-based shooting game
I want to catch the first rooms of the rotation but i gotta eat nigga
Solid first game, m8.
Uh, wow. Same can't be said for game 2. What in tarnation happened?>4 revivesI see.
>>631321990Why are you so poor bro?
I'm already liking how fish sticks are absolute chumps this rotation
>>631322294post your badges
SHIT, so close. I gotta jet for a bit, maybe I'll be back later.
Berry nice 151 eggs
>>631320461>>631320185Wft is a fug?
Looking for SR room. Open up
>>631323108hi i don't see a room
God the king not showing up after 5 won shifts is such a kick in the dick
>>631323190neither do I. becuase I mnot hihosting heyhehyheyhet
>>631323292fine i'll make one
>>631323330ok make it now i just joined the pool
>>631323330I dont see a room
>>631323385why aren't you already in
>>631323086>>631322194>>631322070>>631323415I dont see your room
>>631323408>>631323435Just made it
Hey, I member you guys!
did not know about this dark magic
Damn it, I had jet squelcher and crab tank and failed horribly at the mothership trick
I'm sleepy, ggs sr
nice deliveryalso insane luck
143 eggs. My niggas.
room up 2/4 G
sorry my friend was only profresh 1, so we wiped on first wave and the one on the mothership wave
>41 eggs on a goddamn glowflies waveI LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH
>>631324138you brought your timmy friend into a /v/ lobby and wiped on mothership?
Smoothest grillers and glowflies I've ever had. 0 deaths on glowflies holy shit
>>631324239>broughti made the room for my friends...
>>631324430then why didnt you leave the pool or pw protect it
i kinda ate shit on those boss waves sorry
Another good game.>>631324241I done told people spawning grounds can be good for those waves. Though it heavily depends on loadout, too.
>>631280537why is /v/ suddenly so interested in kid's games?
Any rooms up?
Bloody hell, how have we not fought fatty yet?
>>631324241griller is free on sg as long as one person cleans up smallfries and people stay wary of grillers spawning from behind
GGs SR roomnice coho kill
2 silvers. Not bad for a literal last second coho kill. Good hustle.
those fuckers made off like bandits
3/4 for Laphi room again
No, bro, come back! We were doing so good together!
Still a SR room open? I can't sleep
fug, we had so many eggs at the basket but we got overcrowded
>>631325324Do the room invites keep going if you choose leave and stay in lobby?
>>631325575Join Laphi's room. We're in between games right now
I was wondering when we'd get our first high tide. Damn, am I glad I had both booyah bombs for that shit.>5 revivesEverything I do, I do it for you.
>>631325718You just have to not start the next match so people can join.I wish it was like Turf War where people could queue up to drop into your next match instead of having to time it right
>>631325767Alright. There should be a 3/4 SR room up then
Don't see any SR rooms
>>631325848We still got one spot open. Try switching to the lobby, then back to Grizzco. Works for me.
>>631325575are you joining?
>>631325848check the holograms? thats annoying. if you just turned it on right now maybe it wont show
nice we got that fat fuck. 2/4 room up G.
>>631325865>>631325868>>631325913Just loaded up, yeah. No.rooms (except a Turf war) no holograms.
>>631325848if you dont see it then just keep your shitch on and maybe you can join when it updated after we play another round. looks like theres a couple others playing anyway
>>631325760You can really feel Jet's awful damage and ink efficiency on HT
2/4 room up. Going for a coho
Damn fine game, once more.>>631325997Yeah, if you JUST started the game and went into the lobby/Grizzco to rejoin the pool, you won't see anything currently existing. Just new ones.>>631326317It has its uses. Being able to deal with fish sticks, steelheads, and stingers is no small potatoes.
Ballpoint is so fucking good for glowflies.
ggs salmon, Im feeling done for now
>>631326390You were good gg
>>631326368yeah during normal/low tide Jet is surprisingly great, but thats when you have more space to work with
I love jet squelcher. Feels good when the crosshair lights up at such a long range. I always underestimate its reach
We got 2 spots open if anyone wants in.>>631326421It can definitely be a hassle, but sometimes you just gotta deal with it.>>631326437Don't forget stingers
>>631326463Yeah now that custom jet is back (even without burst bombs) Ive been having a lot of fun with it, absolutely hated that vanilla kit.I havent gotten the chance to play it in SR in so fucking long, I really forgot how it plays until now
1 more spot open. In the mean time I'ma ready.
>>631323530You didn't censor all the names
laphi you kinda gay...
>>631326463Same, I'm real glad to be back on that shit now that it has an actually useable kit. God bless whoever gave it ink storm.Ink storm may be one of the most lame specials, but damn is it effective on specific weapons.
>>631326617don't start namedropping
>>631326771these threads are too dead and slow to turn into another vg, calm down
Damn, we were cleaning bosses left and right, but it still wasn't enough. Rough boss spawns
Shit, we got kinda fucked there. Didn't help that I rather screwed up my crab tank at the end. Just weren't no good opportunity to make use of it.
3/4 gonna wait a minute>>631326617th-thanks
>>631327578I didn't wanna say nothing, but don't think I didn't see you outside the grizzco building.
Good show, gents. And the jap wasn't half bad, either.
DJ Octavio should be brought back in Alterna like Callie in Splatoon 2 where he reveals how many things you need to get a badge
3 silvers, baby!
Aw, is that it? Well it was still really fun playing with you guys. I got 27 capsules!
ggAmazingly chill shifts. Good night
>>631303863Triple-Triple Instrike TeamcompWhy?
>literally everyone went to bedFigures. Maybe we can have some more fun in the afternoon. In the meanwhile, it's time for sleep. Tonight was great, you guys kick ass as always. Games were smooth as all hell. L, J, R, other R, D. It was a pleasure. Especially that first game with two mothership waves. What were the odds of that shit? Later, and don't go forgetting that octo daughter best daughter.
>>631329051It's a good special on that map and mode
>>631329595I don't understand.
>>631331184That looks nothing like a shark.
>>631330545What's not to understand?
>>631332116I don't think they have those.
I need about tree fiddy.
How’s the SR rotation?
>>631341671clash blaster users trying to kill bosses
All lives can't matter until Octoling Lives Matter.
>>631342214Timmy target selection is infuriating. If I see another charger ignore a steelhead to climb a fish stick, I’m going to die of an aneurysm>>631342421bazinga
>>631341671Fine but lack of dps can feel bad
Where can I find shota Inkling art?
>>631344449probably on gelbooru
I think around 400 EVP is where my ceiling is currently, I've been that high several times but just can't seem to get any further than that.
>me as a sploosh
More hairstyles when?
>>631347258You'll never have any long hairstyles because Nintendo doesn't want to obscure your ink tank visually.
>cant even beat cohozuna on the lowest level
>>631347551>beat coho>11 bronzeCunt game
>>631349436I got 13 Bronze for killing him on High Tide earlier at around 300 EVP.
>>631349436I just can't be hassled with that shitty gamemode. I was hoping that the big run would give you more things but it's as shit
>>631349486I hate this game dude. How long does it take to get to full coho meter?
>>631350301between 40 and 15 minutes depending on if you wipe or not
>>631350301This game is nothing but grind after layered grind but Japs slurp that shit up, they absolutely love it.
Make a room
>>631350502We need people willing to wipe over and over to grind coho. Higher EVP does nothing once the shift ends anyway
>>631350965I mean, it’s really only SR
>>631351559>weapon freshness>level 999 badges>top 10 X Rank>30 million spent on gachaI mean not really
>>631351792If you give a fuck about a few badges, you’re actually irredeemably autistic
>>631351420lower EVP means less chances of getting silver and gold
>>631351873>it doesn't countOk
>>631351928Meh the increased in rates is barely anything, gold scales still cap out at like 3 percent or some shit
>>631352002Correct. Cheevo hunters are subhuman
when the fuck are we getting new musicand why the fuck is there only one big run theme? they really shit the bed with music this time
>>631352420Whether or not you think it's worthwhile is irrelevant, it's there regardless of what dumbass cope you spew.
>>631352650Two and a half more months. Trust the plan…
>>631352650>finally add in a radio>have to pour a 100g each times you want to listen to it>music isn't even done properly>can't even listen to them in a fight>basically there just to tell you to move your ass and do more fight
>>631352734Lol. Cry more about inconsequential shit, autist
>>631352650When did we start getting new music in the previous games? It feels like we got it sooner than we have now. Next season maybe. If not then I have no idea what the fuck they’re doing. I thought we would have had a couple new songs by now, or at the very least, old songs. Jukebox is pointless
>>631315451I hate this twee ass image
When did you realize that the (((Jellyfish))) run the Turf War industry?
>>631353471We got new music with every big update back in Splatoon 2, with 4-5 new songs from 2 bands. So yes, we absolutely should’ve gotten new music by now. My guess is that they think it’s fine given we’re starting out with 9 songs from 3 bands, compared to the 5 we only had starting off with from Wet Floor in 2, but it’s not an acceptable excuse at all
>>631356287When was the first big update? How frequent were they? Its fuzzy in my mind and I dropped Splat 2 after about a year or so
>>631356630If I recall, starting from 2’s release in July, 2.0 came in December, 3.0 sometime early summer (June, I think), and 4.0 either in October or November, late into the year.
The special design team is uniquely stupid to include kraken in its current form while shit like reef and stamp are as useless as they are
>>631357210Hmmm…looking likely for next season then. We know the first few months of Splat 3 were playing clean up after all with the massive amount of bugfixes as well as getting basic features in that they promised. This last update was the most substantial of them all, I think the next one should at the very least have some new tunes, and hopefully more than just a handful
>>631357392As much as I love the Kraken you are completely right. Devs continuously show they have no idea what they’re doing with the balance. Theres gonna be a balance patch before the splatfest most likely but im not expecting much.
>>631358741Hopefully so, though I dunno. At the very least new music in this season would’ve put them on pace to match 2’s rate of new music much like the seasonal model does in general, but even then we got nothing so who knows what’s up with that. New music next season has to be a guarantee but who knows if that’s just gonna be kept said every season with no new tunes.Absolute worst fear is they just leave it at 9 to match the amount of music we had in 1 and leave it at that, and the fact that it could very well be the devs thought process really says something about the game as a whole
>>631357392How would you fix Reef and the Stamper?
>>631362106Increase stamp's attack speed such that only a very small number of weapons (splatlings) can kill it from the front instead of any weapon being able to luck into it.
>>631362106Reef: don’t show the enemy the path, allow it to jump, allow it to curveStamp: full protection from the frontAnd make kraken knockback much more significant and charge time doubled
>>631361020Idk, Im keeping expectations low. They did say that new music would be part of its two year support alongside stages and gear and what have you, so its definitely coming at some point. Just how much and when.
>>631364298Suppose that’s fair. Best be worth it though…
>>631365712Based on how this game's been handled so far, "worth it" seems unlikely kek. I don't expect the DLC to reach the highs of Octo Expansion either. This game feels more like a cash grab than anything. Even so, the balance isn't AS broken as Splat 2, SR is better in my opinion, squid roll is based, alongside other QOL features technically makes it the best game excluding the level design, and Tricolor being a downgrade from Shifty Stations. Big Run also is a bit of a letdown, even if it can still be fun. Just feels like a glorified random weapons shift. I hope with the next console they get their shit together and make a more inspired sequel. Splat 2 actually felt like a sequel, even if it was extremely half baked as well. The excuse was a two year development window on a brand new system. Unfortunately Splat 4 might get that same excuse as well, as I expect it to come out pretty early in the next console's lifetime, which could be 2024/2025
I'm just sick of hearing the same fucking songs over and over and over again. I can have 10 fucking matches with the same damn text saying something about damp socks when it starts.
>>631366265Thankfully the music in game doesn't really bother me, but it doesn't really stick out as much either. That being said feels like I've spent more time in Salmon Run than Multiplayer lately, but even Salmon Run could use some new music.
>>631366358I don’t even know how much variety there is for salmon rub.
>when you kill 8 bosses in a span of 15 secondsInkjet moment.
>>631368363It’s so much better there than it is in multiplayer.
I would tell you to kys "Cody" but it looks like you're way ahead of me!
>>631366230Sadly so, can’t imagine them doing much for Splat4 whenever that becomes a thing. With the series popularity Nintendo is gonna want a big push to get out a new game fast for the next system to capitalize on it, and this game selling gangbusters despite all its faults it just tells them they don’t have to try all that much since people will buy it anyway (also see: AC:NH). They aren’t gonna look to put out a good high-quality game, they just need to put out a game to cash in on its popularity for all those sales, quality be dammed.>>631368363Salmon run got practically zilch in 2. Only had 2 songs (1 for regular and one for night waves), got 1 new song, and that’s it. In 2 it’s not much better as it only got 1 new night song. Granted there’s the “Clickbait” remix for big run but that’s expected, and those only happen once each season anyway.Guess it’s what’s expected when it’s the side mode; you just get shafted because of low priority. Doubly sucks since Omega-3 is one of the best bands in the series
>>631366358Good thing Deluge Dirge is the best song in the game
>>631370443It's a solid song for sure. But I want to hear more from Omega 3. I like the Big Run music, just give us more shit man. But seeing as how even PVP hasn't gotten new music yet, not getting my hopes up
>>631371278Give me more slom bands. Fuck it, give me more about slom culture, that would be neat. For christ sake we have one as a pet, you’d think this would be the game to explore more about them, yet we get like one throwaway scroll and that’s it
>>631368363When you get big value from it by killing multiple stingers and flyfish it feels so good
>>631372046slom? Is that an abbreviation for salmonid?
oh my GOD WGHY DONT FFREELANCERS EVER KILL LESSERS LITERALLY EVER
>>631326885it has been for a while now desu
>>631374706Those morons don't do shit.
>>631374337Yeah, I got little sleep and i’m lazy, cut me some slack
this rotation makes SG so much more fun. you may not have any dapples/sploosh-tier DPS but you have all the tools to deal with statics (from a distance or up close) and the claustrophobic stage design
>>631375753Just making sure, wasn't sure if it was an /ink/ term or something. using context I could get what you were saying no prob
Should have been Aliens, Cryptids, and Ghost
>>631377723normalfags don't know what "cryptids" are, but they know what bigfoot and lochness monster are which are probably two of the most popular ones, but nowhere near as popular as Aliens. Now Ghosts I do believe would have been an interesting one and probably would prevent Aliens from getting the huge blowout it will. Honestly though the current three are fun as is.
>>631376909Clash is pretty mediocre. When high tide comes around you want a real AoE weapon that can quickly erase trash, and Clash is not one of those weapons.
>>631378371I still appreciate its lesser cleaing AOE but yeah. HT is the "weakness" of every other SG rotation, shits just rough
When it comes to music the annoying part is that pretty much all of the music from the previous games is just sitting there in the jukebox but goes unused for regular battles, It's utterly baffling how it isn't available as part of the normal battle music rotation.
Can they go back to season 1 S+ series entry fees?150 feels so slow
>>631374706More glory in boss killing except they don't touch the stingers than have been harassing us all wave so I have to take my freaking charger and attempt to deal with them myself, but by that point we've already lost.
>>631381298>HE WEARS THE CONE OF SHAME
>>631382663Let me do you one better
>>631375753Gonna start calling omega-3's genre "slom" now.Sounds like slum, but better
>Want to watch some matches from the big tournament yesterday>Can’t find the vods anywhereSmash has entire channels that just upload vods from tournaments, why the fuck isn’t there something like that for Splatoon?
>>631384809You did, good going anon.
>>631384880Not all replies are created equal, anon
>>631384809Should have made it more stupid instead of being a somewhat reasonable tier list