What faction did you choose?
White man's faction
they are all shit, people need to quit shilling this "video game".It's a fucking dialogue simulator with shittier writing than books and movies.Everything besides it's dialogue options is trash.graphics, combat, worldspace..absolutely soulless. Might as well just rent out a choose-your-own adventure book out from the library
>>603419648Based. The Fallout franchise is boring as shit, and so is the Elder Scrolls for that matter.
All of them over thousands of hoursHouse's route is the smartest to take, and what I would do irl
>>603419285Anything but NCR in multiple playthroughs. Bureaucratic corruption, failing economy and lack of hindsight is the gae.
Yes Man because I know best
>>603419937Seriously, even with the obvious NCR bias and lack of content I would choose Legion because NCR is so grey
>>603420156With the way things play out without the Courier's involvement the NCR is pretty much set to lose hard against the Legion so there's some solace there.
>>603419285House, then Yes Man, then Legion, and repeat>what about NCRwhy would i play as the bad guys?
>>603419285yes man house then ncr.
>>603419417You cant join the Enclave, but the Niggerhood of Pozzed
>>603420624you can make Autumn win and destroy the BoS in the DLC
Reminder that if you choose anything other than House you're a brainlet
>>603422489>editpost the REAL image
>>603419285I love playing as a bad karma NCR mercThey're all based though, except Yes Man.
>>603419285if i was going to choose, the legion.but i can't justify doing the main story, cause it doesn't make a whole lot of sense for a courier to involve themselves in this conflict.you basically become house's specforce agent and singlehandedly settle all his issues for him. it doesn't make sense to choose any other faction because you're getting paid by house. but neither does it make sense to even agree to house's jobs either, because you are just a courier. you're not some soldier, merc, or anything like that. you've got some familiarity with wasteland survival and combat just due to the necessity of it for surviving delivering mail, but that doesn't mean you would be capable of everything house asks of you.
>>603424350This. Also I never level up my skills, use guns, wear armor or kill anyone because the main character is just a courier.
>>603424530no, i can justify using guns. like i said, you'd have some capability just due to the wasteland's nature necessitating it.falling into some light mercenary work is a lot different from becoming house's enforcer. getting hired to rough up some street trash is a lot different from singlehandedly assaulting several military installations.
>>603422489NCR is the real patrician choice. Faggots think because they're not perfect, but the realpolitik is that they're the American Wasteland's best hope for long term civilization.
>>603419285Why do idiots like to defend ncr so much anyway? What is there to like about them? They’re a parody of every government problem ever with none of the good.
No GodsNo Masters
>>603425113They’re literally in the mojave because they sucked their own resources dry and it will inevitably happen again, house wants to get people into colonies on unpolluted planets so that no longer becomes an issue
>>603425243Better than being a slave for a 4 int dumbass
>>603425243I usually play as a gun nut military maniac so NCR is the best faction for him. I don't care about the politics or the future of the wasteland
>>603419285NCR because I like to larp as a power hungry alphabet agent out to gib any "threat" in the name of republic
>>603425243Because they're faggots. NCR is mostly comprised of shitty soldiers while people gravitate towards Rangers who are cowboy survivalist badasses. If there was some quest to cut the Rangers off from the NCR i'm sure you'd have those same faggots proudly standing by their decision to poison Oliver.
Kicking the NCR out of the mojave is good for the NCR. Their imperialism is leading to a downfall in their ability to survive. They need to get their ass back to Cali to actually take care of their citizenry and stop annexing everything.
>>603425605The fact that the only defense for ncr, a government, is that they’re not tribals shows how shit their government is. Besides if you were in a room with a killer and a slaver why would you side with either? You have house and yesman to side with yet you side with a pathetic regurgitation of the u.s. army that can’t even sustain itself and needs to leech off the rest of the world?
Retards argue over the wrong thing when it comes to new Vegas. The problem isn't who's in charge. It's about how capitalism isn't working. The only chance at making a truly prosperous wasteland is with Yes man and the followers (who have been described by the writers as being people primarily with ideologies from anarchism, anarchosyndicalism, socialism, and communism. Sure the chaos in the streets will hurt after hoover dam but I'd rather have chaos for a few years then a more stable life than just live under any of the retarded factions. The followers are objectively the right choice.
>>603425243I've done every faction because I like to roleplay. NCR's better than Legion at least and isn't some Howard Hughes parody trying to send people to space on a gambling income in a world devoid of resources. And I actually like House's background and smarts.
>>603419285Lonesome Road and bearbull man proved to me that Avalone isn’t responsible for any of the good things in new vegas. It was all Gonzales.
>>603426273followers lack the infrastructure and the manpower to do anything they can't even walk across the street to detox their fucking mechanics that's how lame they are.
>>603426073I'd still choose NCR over the two fascists. Sure they're fucking incompetent but they arent fucking fascist which is far more important to me.
>>603426384And he helped write Horizon Zero Dawn. A propaganda laden piece of trash sony game.
>>603426412That's why we build the infastructure dumbass. We have an army of fucking securitrons we can send out to help the settlements of the mojave. We have water and electricity. We can do so much. It takes time to build infastructure
>>603426476What happened in HZD?
>>603426273fallout 1 followers are basedfnv followers are cringe
>>603426656I don't care what they were in the past. I care about the here and now.
>>603426414Caesar isn't fascist because he lacks a controlling body of government. He wants that but as he is in New Vegas he's basically leader of a mob of fanatics. House isn't fascist because he wants to let people govern themselves and before you say anything having Robots strong-arm people into doing what you want isn't a form of government, it's more like he's a mob boss too.
>>603426708and in the here and now they're cringethey literally get raped in every ending except NCR
>>603426568That just tells me you wanna write fan fiction rather than tackle the problems behind the factions laid out for you. In which case we have nothing left to talk about because you'll come up with whatever isn't the game to support your point.
>>603426414If you think House is flawed i highly doubt you’ve given much attention to the dialog regarding Bramin Barons, Crimson Caeavan, taxes, Bitter Springs, mutant mutilations, and political gain making the war drag out instead of bringing the fight to the legion.
>>603419285My favorite one is wondering around aimlessly and killing everyone.
>>603426715Everyone under caesar is a slave and put to death. >>603426818>Hey it will take time but we can fix the problems in the mojave>"FANFIC REEE"
I turned Veronica straight
>>603426845I'm not an NCR guy either. My choices are Yes man > NCR > House > Legion
>>603426818>having a goal is fanfic tierok retard
>>603426962Not really. Yes the legion take slaves, but i'm fairly certain everyone who lives in legion territory isn't a slave. The legion is at war and taking slaves helps the war effort in a couple of ways. First it generates capital, secondly it allows Ceasar to replenish his numbers and emotional manipulate the NCR by using child soldiers. They are making money and using the resources they have on hand to win the war against a more advanced force.
>>603426818>House has long term plans for getting people to space>this is fine>anon has long term plans for getting stability and necessary care to the people of the mojave>this is fanfiction
>>603426962>>603427032Sweet, hey guys what faction did you pick? I picked the faction that solves everybody's problems and makes the thread redundant and boring. Whoops.
Legion> House> Yes Man> NCR
I did a play through where I punched Veronica in the face and when she was passed out I put a slave collar on her
>>603419285NCR>but they are boringKinda>but trying to apply failed old worldLll the factions are old world. Mr. House included. End of the day NCR actually has good people in it which is a decisive point for me, and who would win without the courier is irrelevant since they all win if you throw in your support. I like House but he's no clear winner or even obviously better than anyone else, enlightened dictators are interesting, but he also thinks he is going to live forever which is not a solid gameplan. Yes I know you are like his protege, but you still are not House, and you are still mostly a meat agent first and foremost to enforce and enact his will. They also shit on actual California, so it's like wishful escapism, haha....
>>603427147Our point is that Yes man and the followers are the objective best choice.
>>603426384A trip to the wiki to see what he actually contributed to the base game could've done thatIt's Cass, General Oliver and Legate Lanius
>>603427147that's literally every faction you fucking retard>NCR: takes Vegas and fixes all its problems>Legion: Takes Vegas and fixes all its problems>House: Holds Vegas and fixes all its problemsbut apparently >(You)/Yes Man: Holds Vegas and fixes all its problems is fanfic tier
>>603419285I've done all of them but Yes Man remains the best one.
Reminder that the Courier does not take over Vegas in Yes-Meme. Straight from Joshua Sawyer, Independent Mojave is a crapshoot without government.So yes, every single "but we can fix everything!!!" interpretation of Yes-Meme is fanfiction. Head canon. Made up Mary Sue wish fulfillment.
>>603426273>hurr muh capitalismYou're fucking retarded.
>>603419285I’d choose NCR because I’m a big fan of bureaucracy.
>>603427269>shoved in a legitimate non-buzzword definition cuckold ending for NCR playersOf course it was him
>>603427357lollmao evenNCR is there to take the money and water out of the Mojave for themselves. Legion is using it as a stepping stone to invade California. How do either of these "fix" Vegas?
NCR on my first run, but my favourite is House.
>>603427505It’s not cuckolding because you aren’t in a relationship.
>>603427109>anon has long term plans for getting stability and necessary care to the people of the mojave>simply states "we'll get the robots that I stole to fix everything even though they're a deterrent against invading forces and would be occupied defending against said forces and not helping rebuild." >"Wait we also nebulously have electricity and water. I count one water pump in freeside and the entirety of Hoover Dam without a staff of NCR Engineers maintaining it."Oh yeah my mistake sounds like you guys thought it out.
>>603427427I posit that every single post suggesting yes-man ending is anything but yes man playing you and taking over is a post by yes man.Proof: I won't be able to fin
>>603425243Its people who refuse to actually pay attention to the lore or the multiple quests focusing about the NCR's incompetence or corruption because they just do what the quest marker tells them to do so they just see NCR as a default "good guys" because they're fighting the "bad guys."In all the times I've played NV I can never get myself to go the NCR path because of how fucking dumb and blatantly evil they are, you have to be a complete retard to ignore it and be okay with basically going to every single one of their outposts and wiping their asses or deal with some corrupt person in power so they can control vegas and force taxes on people who live in falling apart shacks who made a living bartering with fucking cans and broken toasters while the NCR doesn't even keep the roads safe after slaughtering or conscript the people who used to keep vegas safe while also bringing in more raiders to terrorize people like the powder gangers while doing nothing about it or killing / sabotaging local businesses because they see them as competition.
>>603427427We literally can though.>muh fanfictionStart small with the followers and scale up. Goodsprings thrives under independence. With time, the freedom of independence will be the greatest thing to be had.
>>603427507Fix themselves retard, the entire premise of the story is how Vegas is the key to keep their empires from crumbling, i didn't say they give a shit about Vegas residents because they dont
>>603427247This. Legion and House are only ones that matter.
>>603427258>End of the day NCR actually has good people in itThey aren't the ones in charge, in fact them winning makes it even worse for themselves.
>>603427427>folowing the plan that House made wouldn't be possible because ???yeah no thats retarded
>>603427427The Strip is the richest and most prosperous settlement in the Mojave. If you control the Strip you control the region. A bunch of savages LARPing as Romans and Mongols living in tents aren't a threat, neither are the NCR since you control upgraded securitrons.
>>603419285Courier>Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night>Get that fucking parcel back >Kill Vulpes, not because he's Legion. Not because he killed all of nipton.>But because he asks me, a courier, to deliver information for FREE. >can't have that shit spreading.>Yeah hi benny *bang* by bennie tampering with the mail is a FEDERAL OFFENCE >Here's your fucking parcel sign here>What do you mean you can't sign>Look hold on, just, hold on let me open this up>Yeah see here's a pen just sign, STOP SCREAMING just fuck fucking sign for your parcel I'll shut you back in after>Thanks for using the Mojave postal service.
>>603427741A faction/nation/group is still the sum total of its people. The good part of NCR is there entire leadership can be wiped out and they will still keep chugging, and no matter how stupid those leaders are, the people in the frontline still have initiative and can bend rules, act before they get orders, twist the situation to get command to agree with them, etc. etc. Yeah the NCR is overextending itself, but even if they fuckup, it's not the end or crippling even. At times the NCR has had good leadership, there is a system to handoff rule to new people and leaders, it's not married to anyone in charge at any single moment. That's always been the advantage of a system of government with peaceful/structured methods to get power to new people/groups. Benevolent dictators are sweet and way more effective, but it's imperative they set up proper systems for when they are gone because they are rare and unusual, the next batch of leaders for generations after them are also likely to be retards who can't handle that much power and responsibility. That's my view on it.
>>603427586Sure thing, Avalone.
>>603426273>le evil capitalism is LE BADkys
>>603428436>>le evil capitalism is LE BADYes.
>>603427587>>simply states "we'll get the robots that I stole to fix everything even though they're a deterrent against invading forces and would be occupied defending against said forces and not helping rebuild."Not him but using robots be a part of territorial defence frees up a lot of people that can band into regional militias, just like you can do with Primm, at worst you'd leave one or two robots to coordinate efforts should that be requiredAs for the engineers, the heavy lifting has already been done by the NCR, all you need is people to maintain it and that's nowhere near the amount of people needed to bring it back online
>>603428073The NCR bubble would burst if they won. Legit the best ending for them is for House to win.
>>603428610I don't care if the "bubble" bursts though, I believe I already explained that.
>>603428674No you didn't, you fail to realize the further NCR spreads the more it will fall apart.
House in Vanilla, Independent after the DLCs that turn the Courier into a God.
>>603428724That's only true "right now." They'll take a beating and have to reorganize, they won't completely collapse or anything. Just like any other group, what immediately happens in the story is not the end or anything for each faction. I do not care if they aren't going to do things perfectly or are even going to stumble really hard. I prefer a group that has resiliency, something most of the factions are pretty dubious on since they rely on plans that need perfect execution or have many single points of failure. It's just a different philosophy on what I think are strengths. NCR has good leaders in the past, they can have good leaders again. They can take a beating and shoot their own foot and still recover and adjust.
>>603419285NRC seemed like the lesser evil, but I look forward to do the legion and House.
>>603422489If it wasn't for him, the courier would have never been saved by victor. Plus Mr house is genuinely the most unique character in all new vegas imo.>>603422489
>>603419285pic related all daybut it is also fun to go female legion, get Euclid's C-finder, and pretend to be the avatar of Artemis while doing everything you can to kill Caesar and grab power
I hate people from plebbit so much
>>603429705The main character is the most unique
>>603429821>greek god
>>603426273>people primarily with ideologies from anarchism, anarchosyndicalism, socialism, and communismYeah, that's why I don't trust them to do anything more than operate free clinics.
>>603427918underrated post
>side with house>let him know about big mountain (which is now basically your own personal science fiefdom)Forget 100 years, we can be launching colony ships in 20 years, maybe less.
>>603432392i'd sooner believe the NCR becoming competent than anyone being capable of herding that pack of cats into doing something productive
>>603419285Ave, true to Caesar
>>603419285Gun Runners
>>603432392OWB and LR are non-canon
I’m an unironic shitlib so NCR or House (big Mike Bloomberg vibes)
>>603432909Says who?
>>603419285Kill and eat everyone until I'm the only living person in the wasteland ending my days breaking the stock of robots that remain.
>>603419285FACT: Yes Man is the best choice simply by virtue of being the only questline in the entire game where you’re not a faggot errand boy running around single handedly solving all the problems of an incompetent organisation that can’t do anything for themselves.
NCR because House seemed like a megalomaniac who shouldn't have power, Caesar's boys were cartoonishly cruel because of creative disagreements while writing them and "lmao let's self govern" wasn't something I gave a lot of thought at the timeNCR's leadership sucked but I liked their aesthetics and there were people within it that I liked, but I would probably go independent on a replay in retrospect
>>603420064Except you don't get to become dictator of New Vegas, you end up creating an anarchist democracy (which is really really gay)
>>603422489>>603429705My favourite is to side with Mr House and end the game with negative karma - the ending implies that while Mr House's plans go ahead, the courier may take over one day.
Frontier is decently good and everyone who likes NV should give it a go.
>>603433413>an anarchist democracyone of the dumbest things I've ever seen and this is /v/ so that's a real accomplishment
>>603433509>DUDE SPACE STATIONS!>DUDE LIZARD FETISH!>DUDE TANDI FROM FO1 AND 2 IS A GHOUL LMAO!
>>603432560Yeah, they're definitely an obstacle to be worked around, but there's already more than enough work there that's already done that could catapult humanity forward a few decades at the very least. Hydroponics, advanced auto-docs, the saturnite alloy, the Sierra Madre vending machines, and that's just the start. The needed technology already exists - the only thing that needs to be brought up to speed is the capability to produce these things.>>603432909They're official DLC made by the same devs. They're canon.
>>603419285There is only 1 option.
>>603419285NCR is the only one that is really inexcusable.
>>603423002on god drippin y'all fr fr no cap strat bussin 100 percent y'all
I just really love Fallout, bros. 1 and 2 are some of the greatest CRPGs of all time, 3 was a dumb but fun adventure and laid the groundwork for the vastly superior New Vegas, and even Fallout 4 is a pretty good action game.
>>603433505yeah this is what I believe is the best choice, you want House to be somewhat intimidated by you so that he doesn't see you as a threat but knows not to fuck with you
>>603434554Based. 3 and 4 get far too much hate from fedora tippers that take their post apocalyptic games with Super Mutants, Radscorpions and talking Deathclaws far too seriously.
>>603434554this is my exact stance I just want everyone to acknowledge that fallout 3/4/76 aren't true fallout and just shoot n loot adventure sims
>>603428560>retard actually considers himself a chad for having the most normalfag retarded take pushed by globohomo
>>603434982"Globohomo" wants capitalism to survive. Socialism and communism would have them lose a hell of a lot of their money and have it distributed to people who actually need it which would elevate everyone in society. Stop cucking yourself just because you think you'll be a billionaire.
>>603435306You are a mentally ill tranny.
>>603435350was gonna write an actual reply but this is better
>>603422489a man choose, slave obeys
>>603427427Doesn’t Yes Man also become more assertive in the ending? What’s stopping him from betraying the courier and taking over?
>>603435350>>603435504>if I suck my boss's cock then I'll surely be richNo. You're not class conscious. You're retarded. You're a fucking neanderthal.
>>603435595I'm pretty sure Sawyer or avellonne specified that the assertive upgrade only meant that nobody can do what you did by just walking up to yes man and saying "help me take over Vegas." He only answers to you and presumably whoever you give access to.
>>603435707Exactly. People who think Yes Man upgraded himself to give himself free will so that he could betray the Courier and start an AI uprising are reading waaaaay too deeply into things.
>>603435796I thought that too but once I saw that quote it cleared my suspicions. I was concerned of hal 9000 but learning it just "makes him not roll over for anyone" relaxed me. It was the only thing I had against yes man.
>>603427254That's how BoS say hello.
>>603435615YWNBAW
>>603434554I thought 4 was bad
>>603436257I accept your concession.
>>603436340New Vegas with 4's gunplay and feel would feel like a masterpiece. The guns in 4 just felt right. The way the recoil and everything worked made it feel good to just shoot.
Can you even join Ceasars Legion as a female? I never tried
>>603436569yeah you can, you get different voice lines and I think you're not allowed to fight in the arena
>>603422489>Mr. HouseMy Favourite V-Tuber
>>603419648>dialogue simulatorYou've never played it, clearly.
>>603423002>"COURIER! WHERE IS MY PLATINUM DRIP?!"
>>603435615>if i suck jamals cock on the third world country bread line ill be a womanholy shit kys
Wipe the slate clean.https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/72107
>>603437607on one hand, pretty cool, on the other, i really don't want to play the entire game on red cloud filter
>>603434554I hated 4s story so damn much, so much potential with the institute and shit and they fucking fucked it.
>>603438909Did the game explain why we were forced to blow up the Institute? Why couldn't we just take over the base? Surely the Brotherhood wouldn't want all that technology to be destroyed since that would go against their entire codex of hoarding technology for the good of humanity?
>>603425243I got sub 100 IQ and House makes me insecure. So I killed him only because he was arrogant. Would do the same to any smartass in real life too.I chose Legion because I like the idea of fightning, killing and raping enslaved women. The more I kill, the more women I get to rape. Seems like a solid deal.
>>603439075Strawman, but still unironically based.
>>603419285uninstall wizards
>>603439075mr house Intelligence stats were average he only have high luck
On my first ever playthrough I made a save before having to decide, then I tried all 4 faction endings
>>603427005based me too
>>603441298GECK stats aren't reflective of in-game lore
>>603420690>YES GOYIM>PAY $5 FOR AN ACTUAL ENDING WITH FEWER PLOTHOLES
>>603442290but for some reason it make sense, Caesar have 4 intelligence because he get tumor in his head
>>603425551House's solution to the King's, an ultimately benevolent force in Vegas wanting autonomy, is to send in a robot death squad to slaughter all of them. He's uncompromising in slaughtering the BoS because he personally thinks they're absurd. Putting him in charge of the unstoppable robot army is a bit of a risky decision.
>>603419285Whichever one made sense for whichever character I was playingIt's a roleplaying game guise
>>603442796>arbitrarily making decisions based on a character you made up in your head instead of trying to do roughly what you'd like to do>on your first playthrough
>>603442998calm your autism
>>603435306>Socialism and communism would actually redistribute money to the peopleLOL!
>>603419285Mr. House, because he asked first.
>>603441298legion propaganda
>>603439075>womenAnon, I....
>>603443894yes
>>603419285all of them? it's a proper replayable rpg
>>603444590There it is. The real answer.
>>603444590i dunno man, i don't think i have it in me to do Daniel's side in HH
>>603434821ha! yeah dude! It's a game with radscorpions! Who cares if the writing is shit, the characters are shit, the story makes no sense, and the loot is terrible! You're not supposed to take it seriously anyway!
>>603427470>>603428436
House, Legion and Yes-Man and just variants of "putting all your trust in a single person". Obviously Yes-Man is the best because that person is you. Anyone who picked House or Legion was just admitting a lack of self-confidence.NCR is the only valid alternative to Yes-Man because it's an institution and not an individual. A flawed institution but at least it's not riding on one guy.
>locking Enclave armor behind the most reddit character in fictionWhy did Obsidian do this?
>>603446739>A flawed institutionnot even that, it's all brahmin barons
>>603447252>he hasn't been to deathclaw promontory
>>603433509This but specifically for the Legion path
>>603426273Except the choice of autocracy under a capitalist technocrat is the one which allows humanity to progress again, and it's all funded by the market.
>>603447256dont worry i killed both the barons who are in New Vegas
>>603442352>he didn't buy the ultimate editionNgmi
>play it release date>pick Legion then>Still pick Legion todayThe joys of being a frumentarii is unmatched.The real key to a Legion run is doing NCR quests....and then pick the options that fuck them over. So many options.
are there any good legion quest mods
>>603450228No. In fact, there are no good Legion mods.
>>603419285House. Caesar niggers and yes man twinks can rope. It's hoppe time.
House is the best route. Yes man is just House for the rest of the in game world but fucking over your boss and taking over but making your faction weaker. The two other options are full retard.
>>603451338>but making your faction weaker.not weaker, just not as forward thinking, House has plans for the future because he can live long enough to act on them, (you) don't get that luxury
>>603436639>y-y-you've never played it!!cope tranny
>>603427019Absolutely shit taste
>>603449524holy shit that's geniususually i do ncr just because they have the most amount of content but being a legion saboteur could be really funalso just being a total dick and getting all the unique death ends for companions/important peoples, like killing caesar in his operation
>>603426273>Retards argue over the wrong thing when it comes to new Vegas. The problem isn't who's in charge. It's about how capitalism isn't workinStopped reading there, kys.
>>603436638kek
> it's another thread full of idiots slurping over Mr. House's robodick.
>>603453686>SCARY GREEN ROBOT MAN BADAnd who would you pick, reddit?
Yes man
>>603453686>>603453870AVE, TRVE TO CAESAR
>>603453870>>603454049Fucking Cringe.
>>603453870>>603454049BASED
>You want to buy Wind-Brahmin?
First run I did House, and for the second I did NCR. Haven't bothered trying any others.
>>603447252>yells at you for activating archimedes>yells at you for having decent reputation with the legion>yells at you for agreeing with the legionArcade was a fucking faggot (literally), way too preachy. Who wrote his character?
Should I start a monk run? I've been thinking about it recently
>>603455335i genocide all nightkin i see. it's for their own good
>>603455689what does that entail
>>603419285I like the Followers of the Apocalypse, so NCR made sense. Independent also, but felt more like an afterthought for dumbasses locking themselves out of the other factions.
>>603455903only melee + armorless run
>>603435306>Doesn't know the difference between globalization and crony capitalismThere's plenty of videos from communist countries proving otherwise. China is one giant sweatshop that utilizes some of the most capitalistic business practices because they don't have to worry about safety or human rights. Shit isn't the paradise you make it out to be.
>>603447252I guess they wanted to redeem the faction after FO3 made them cartoonishly evil.
Yes Man > NCR > BoS > HOUSE > Enclave > LEGION
>>603456180They were cartoonishly evil in Fallout 2, anon.
two words: never viable
>>603456256Yeah, meant to say more. The whole Enclave vs BoS conflict in FO3 felt like GI Joe vs Cobra Commander.
>>603419285whatever destroys the NCRi hate them so much it's unrealattach me to a missile and fire it into shady sands i am ready
Ave, true to casa.
>>603456724>no redeeming qualities(misogyny)>yeah that hitler guy was a bit of the jerk with the whole invasion and holocaust thing and all but the REAL irredeemable factor about him was muh soggy knees
At first NCR because they were everywhere and I empathized with their soldiers. They seemed to have the best chance of holding the wasteland. People largely recognized their authority and legitimacy. I didn't really see the critazisms too much (this was years ago)After playing through a few times, I think House is the proper choice. Its his town, and if NCR has it they'll mismanage it to the bankruptcy. The legion will basically squander it by destroying it immediately. MC is always an idiot so Yes Man is the most retarded choice. New Vegas is a testament to House's competence. He's not going to take over the world, and space may be a pipe dream, but if any city-states of today indicate the success of NV, then I believe House is the one to do it himself.
>>603419285During my first run I went with NCR, mostly because I was just a kid playing, on an xbox, with a limited knowledge of the English language. As I grew older and understood more, I would eventually realise that NCR are the worst possible choice.So now I usually side with house. On a side note: I wish you could actually side with autumn in 3.
>>603457253>hitler was a bit of a jerk
NCR because the rangers sound pretty dope.
>>603457363How does anybody go with the NCR on their first playthrough? I've played the game multiple times but I still don't know how to even start the NCR questline.
>>603457810>I still don't know how to even start the NCR questline.an NCR soldier in full NCR uniform runs up to you and tells you to speak to the NCR ambassador in the NCR embassy, it's hard to miss>inb4 you never even went past the Ultra Lux
>>603457810that and they treat you like shit. even Caesar and House show you more respect
>>603457810You get an automatic notification to meet with Crocker right after you exit from the lucky 38 for the first time. It's automatic, so it doesn't even matter if you're vilified by the NCR.
>Factionseveryone is out for themselves, why the fuck would you side with sociopaths, dung flinging spear chuckers or autistic electronic-hoarders too stupid to utilize said electronics?>muh yes manno, scorched-Earth, the Mojave is too retarded so start over.
AVE, TRUE TO CAESAR
Whatever the character I roleplayed as would.
>>603442669Everyone narrows down the fact he thinks they’re absurd and forgets the rest about why he said they’re absurd, they pretend to be protectors by stealing any and all tech to “protect people from themselves” but ultimately serve themselves and indulge in a isolationist and technophobic society that hates progress. the fact you feel pity for them after they put a collar on you and slaughtered a charity group because Veronica wanted to leave makes you seem questionable. As for the Kings, that’s if you merge them into NCR, he did it out of fear of rebellion. Which sucks, but there’s more reason behind it than NCR kicking the followers out or the khans after helping them out instead of letting them stay in the empty canyon.
>>603442669>it would be funny if I indulged this murderous tribe of serial killer rapists who I've given a casino and whorehouse by also helping them model themselves after pre-war murderous rapists
>>603458542You don't have to have pity on them to be able to read House as the sort of guy to leave whether he forces you out of town or turns you to a pile of ash up to economic calculations
>>603458415> start over.uh huh and then what.
>>603456724Ah yes, the dude behind the genius writing of a guy seething about bears and bulls and blaming you for every bad thing ever because you’re a mailman. Also giving his OC 10 in all stats.
>>603459175Gecko x Human hybrids
>>603458980House wouldn’t slaughter you unless you’re a threat, he wants money, why would he kill customers? Meanwhile the brotherhood would kill your whole town if you had a dinky plasma pistol unironcally
>>603456724This is why I'm not hyped for another Obsidian Fallout. If NV came out today you would not be allowed to join the legion because its HECKIN PROBLEMATIC CHUDNV2 would be made for the troon audience
>level up guns and explosives>pick up the survivalist's rifle from HH>pick grunt and a ton of other rifle perks>become paranoid shizo with too many enemies and more than enough ammunition>play NCR for the majority of the run>pick house and yes man at the very end>blow away the legionaire at the end with a grenade launcher you've been saving the entire game>bring peace to the mojave with superior firepowerThe only way to play
>>603460184Compare the writing from the dlc he wrote to the main game and you’ll realize he’s mostly a hack that rides off others
>>603419285None.
>>603460703>max str>max luk>unarmed>learn take down moves from NCR cucks and use it against them>blood mess>carry brass knuckles with me at all times>pop a death claw in the face in combat armordon't talk to me.
>>603461201i kneelis unarmed all that viable in New Vegas? I know there's a couple of unarmed specific weapons and perks you can get, but it always seemed to me like it gets unerwhelming fast
>>603461703You get a knockdown move from some retiree from the NCR hotel, there is a viper leader with special brass knuckles that can hold you till you get a power-gauntlet. Kiting melee enemies and using strong attacks is usually how I ungabunga, but even rapid punches with power fists from the Gun Runners have decent knockback.The real issue is just tall/special monsters. Doing melee, I also make use of make shift stimpak, I sell most of my weapons so I can afford even more stimpak. Hell you can even just get drugged up and go swinging if you're in a tight pinch.By the time you get bloody-mess, human and low level enemies are fodder for a long while ime.
>>603422489based
>>603458128Yeah they run up to me while I'm busy. While I'm literally the most focused I will ever be on a single goal in the entire game. Ask me later (and promise a reward for visiting - I don't do free visits).
I only visit Caesar because House tells me to. The NCR don't even get that. They're forgettable. The NCR are literally on the same level as the Followers.
Yes Man because I believe anarchy can work but the world isn't ready yet. So by choosing Yes Man, I can decide who's ready and kill who isn't a good fit for my perfect world.
>>603464080All of the factions' main quest start like that. Victor, Vulpes and a random NCR trooper interrupt whatever you're doing to inform you that you need to go to meet House/Caesar/Crocker.
>>603461703>>603462019I'm going to share with you men, my secret for a fun time in New Vegas. They key, the true best weapon combo in the game.Here's what you need. >All unarmed moves>Implants, buffs, armor, chems that all favor your unarmed, strength and endurance >10 S, 10 E, flavor your C, I, A and L according to taste>Greased Lightning, the Power Fist from BOS store>Rushing Water Once you're loaded up, your punches should fire so quickly that the punching animation cannot keep up. You just hold your arm up in an uppercut and mash your forearm in to the enemy until they die. Taking out the Deathclaw Premonitory like this was probably one of my favorite Fallout experiences.
>>603419285I just murdered everyone I came across. It's how I usually play these things. Rob, Steal and Kill.
>>603427720correct
>>603467004>>603427720lol imagine just giving your wife's boyfriend your entire mojave house is the cuckold's choice and i'm tired of pretending it's not
>>603430494he did say he was larping as a woman
>>603429821You can rule the legion?
>>603456223the worst possible take
>>603441298>10 EN how the fuck?
>>603467360coombrained take
>>603467964probably went full tom brady fitness & diet method, delaying the use of machines for the longest time possible
>picking a house>not wandering the wastes like some sort of radiation filled The Littlest Hobo delivering help and justice with your power fist in the ways you seem fit.ngmi
>>603469034based
>>603468321imagining worshipping an old neet who owns two sex robots and has a tube hooked up to his cock to drain/stimulate at all times and still calling others coombrainsthis is why no one takes republican cucks seriously
>>603456102Crony capitalism is the goal of capitalism
>>603419285House because naturally he'd eventually work with everyone else and NCR already proved they could be bought. Legion when I was a 17 year old larping retard. But playing through it again, you realize how stupid they are and they're only doing the same shit that fucked over the NCR. They have nowhere to go but still want to expand.
>>603419285I ran around and punched everyone to death.Which fucktion is that?
>>603469635>hyperfocused on your boss's sexual behavioryes, you're a coombrained retard. The only actual cuck faction is the NCR.
>>603435538A shitty reference to bioshock is still gay
I actually don't have all the DLC and figured I'd get it now that it's on sale. Courier seems stupid and Dead Money has low reviews.If I get Lonesome Road, OWB, Honest Hearts and GRA, is it fine?
>>603473985get all the dlcyou'll need it for mods anyways and patches
>>603473985GRA has cool weapons, but it's too OP for early game. I'd take DM over HH. Joshua is a cool character, and the logs from that cave dude are one of the most interesting reads, but the quests themselves are pretty boring. Idk, get them all.
>>603426273>socialistskys
>>603473985The courier packs are retarded but you might as well pick them up with the rest. You can always just turn off DLC.Dead Money is divisive but considered a great horror experience. Honest Hearts is kinda fun, I enjoy how Zion looks (seriously it's gorgeous) and it's really just more of the base game. OWB breaks the game in half if you're smart but it's humor is either hilarious or reddit-tier depending on who you ask. Lonesome Road really didn't click for me but a lot of people swear by it's story.
>>603473985dead money is the best dlc unless you're a complete retard
>>603474294>>603474450>>603474604>>603474721Yeah, it's actually cheaper to get the Ultimate Edition with everything. Thanks, everyone.
Independent New CHAD-gas
>side when NCR until the Ranger Veterans show up from Baha>kill them for their armor then side with Yes Man