>wagecuck simulator
>need to go to the toilet>can't go becuase i have to make my sim go firstIt's a perverted refelction of Society.
>>598938558Fpbp.
>playing without cheats to build your dream mansion to live in with your bros that have moved on in lifeISHYGDDT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI FUCKING HATE THE SOCIAL STATI JUST WANNA BE ALONE
I always just made Gnomes.
>>598939001get a cat asshole
>>598938437just use the money cheat retard
2 > 1 > 3 > 4i respect any other opinions so as long as 4 is last,4 is a soulless hunk of shit marketed to teen girls and lesbians
>>598939051based gnomeposter
i played Sims 1 as a kid and i also got the sim editor for it and made Jeff Hardy and Marth as a gay couple, not sure whyt
https://youtu.be/bi9NU5X2mjw?t=1086
>>598939117based sims 2 enjoyer
I wish Sims 1 soundtrack played IRL, would cure my depression
>>598939117I wish 3 didn't have memory issuesI wish 4 didn't have so many cut featuresI wish 5 won't be worse than 4But, really, the interactions of sims in 4 just seems so lifeless. Everyone's super-best-friends right away but never go beyond that, there's no social drama, no surprise coupling, just an endless slew of empty shells that appear and do nothing.
>>598939117it has the best coomer mods though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQz6EQXvfls
Women love the motherfucking shit out of this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoxjP_mX3L8
>>598943464What's it with women and games like this? They play Sims, Harvest Moon, Rune Factory, etc.
Franchise peaked with SIMS 2, then Ea just stopped caring and turned everything into a cash grabbing scheme.
>>598943701>What's with women and games about social relationshipsThere's social relationships in them.
>>598943701Hades comes to mind.
>>598938437>Mortimer Goth NTR simulator
Sims 5 better have unreal engine 5 graphics.
>>598943701There's no skill involved so you don't have to invest any time to be able to play without losing.
I always wondered why the PC sims games don't have multiplayer. A /v/ neighbourhood sounds kino with all the NTR, arsony, burglary, etc
>>598944998>he doesn't know
Anyone remember when Sims Medieval came out and were we full of copium, fully expecting EA to make some sort of Sims/Elder Scrolls hybrid only to be given Sims Lite?
>>598945156Man, I literally just wanted a Sims game set in medieval times, not some half assed RPG like the thing we ended up with.
>>598943701nesting instinctmental illnessnarcissism
>>598938437I played the original Sims as a kid and remember having a great time. Then recently I played Sims 4 for a bit, and asked myself like 1 hour into the game "Why am I doing this? What is the fucking point?". Are Sims 4 just shit or was original Sims also shit and I remember it wrong through nostalgia lense?
>>598945582Probably thisDating every NPC in the game is the female equivalent to the coomer, and they're all like this
>>598944998>buy a bike>your /v/ neighbor's sim dressed as Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction steals it the very next day>nigga stole my bike, but I ain't even mad
>>598944998>tfw got home from work and found anon leaving my daughter's room againWonder why that keeps happening?
>>598945026Not him, but you can't tease like that anon. What doesn't he know? There's a /v/ neighborhood in some online Sims...........?????????????????
You can play Sims without wagecucking by getting your skills up
>>598943464Sims scene is actually pretty much 50:50
>>598938437I wish. You can't even work the jobs in this game, it just sends you to another dimension and respawns you with more money in your pocket.
>>598938437>You can pay for a new house after a couple months of workBoomer simulator made by boomers
does anyone actually buy these games? I can't imagine actually paying for the game and all the dlcs and not just pirating it
>>598948762There's an open source recreation of The Sims Online but as far as I know it's more of a VRChat kind of thing than an actual sims game
>>598946008you prefer racetracks to dollhouses now.
>>598943701These games are about chores and social interaction, which is what women did for millions of years before they were scammed in competing on the job market
>>598944185i always make my sim bang and impregnate that slut.
>The Sims 4 was almost 8 years agoWhat's taking them so long?
what the FUCK was his fucking problem?
>>598949672Who doesn't?
>>598949672Same.
>>598949031god i wish real life was like this
>>598944185I love the sims 2 sims bros…
I never played Sims 2I did play Sims 1, 3, and 4I enjoyed 1, but it was too limitingI really enjoyed 3, but it ran poorly4's... it's just lacking too many things and there's no agency to the npcs (which is an odd thing to say, I know, but there isn't even the illusion of agency)How was Sims 2?
>>598950757It's fun and soulfulI miss memory*thing* from the second gameIn third they did that annoying
>>598949982A man's gotta eat
>>598950689They were low poly but still very expressive and charming, they're still my favorite even though the body customization kinda sucks in 2
>open thread>its all sfwyawnwhere's the femboy slut poster
>>598938437it actually is. sims 1 is pretty difficult.
>>598943464I was surprised They are really good at modding we need more women modders they make the best shit
>>5989391173 is ugly as sin
>>598951043Sir, this is the classical Sims 1 & 2 thread.
>>598951253did I stutterpost sims 2 sluts right now faggot
>tfw got legitimately spooked by this shit and didn't realize they were prank callsthe fucking scare chord didn't help
>>598951043Tranny freak
>>598951252they all are without mods
>>598943701I'm a sigma male and I played Sims 1, 2 and even 3.
Sims 3 is the best game. It's just a shame it runs like ass and the Sims are the ugliest in it, but everything else is pretty good.
>>598951304for me it's Lilith and Angela
>>5989515131 and 4 have actual art styles. 2 also does to an extent but 3 is just sludge.
>>598951586there we fucking go very cute god bless
>>598938437
>>598951532>redditbobGo back
>>598939117they were all marketed to teen girls
To me the 3 is the best sandbox game ever made
>>598943701According to my girlfriend it's just a 3d dollhouse. Most of the time is spent on building the perfect home, making characters with the perfect outfit and then having them interact. The actual playing of the game is rarely actually done. The focus is on house building, outfits etc. They play it for like 20-30 hours straight and then drop it until some DLC/Content update after which they will go through the entire motion again.Sims 4 kinda lost the crowd though at least for my girlfriend. She still thinks 2>1>3>4.But we're millennial. I have no idea if zoomers even play this game at all.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iZua6Yj2Gk>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0XnHZBxSI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96wBG8EXzE4who #Salsa here?
>>598952180That's the only music that would play whenever someone turned on the radio, I have all the salsa music permanently burned in my mind
>>598952180Me? I'm a College Rock enjoyer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37gIug2b-O4
>>598951586m-moar?
>>598943701It gives them complete control over other peoples lives. Women are complete psychopaths so this is the ultimate form of power for them.
>>598953037
>>598953824
>>598953824Now Sims 2 romance animations would be considered as a rape
>TFW no Sims 2 source code leak so modders can fix corruption issues and make the game work on modern systemsWhy live
>>5989391171 is always the best for me. Because it has the fondest memories of playing it with my best friend at the time in primary school.
>>598955281Sims 3 already toned most of them down but it also had a non consensual kissing interaction if I remember correctly. Sims 4 was such a disappointment when it comes to romance.
>>598938752For me it was a ridiculous mansion in 2 full of the various end career items and sim mood meter items i cheated to unlock, along with a gallery of paintings of wives my Sim had outlived. That house got excessive
>>598955679yeah but what about mods? surely they can fix sims 4?
>>598939117I find 2 not as fun I just dont know what to do in it. At least with 1 it always feels like I got something to do.
>tfw steal the Caliente sisters from Don lothario Dude was a toolAlso why did mortimer always try to steal my paper
>>598951586>>598953824super cute and soulfulthey're probably listening to paramore >>598951043hey that's me
>>598956316post femboy
>>598956396this is a sims 1+2 thread
>>598956491no it isn't
>>598956491Bustin' out was so good. Also Mimi Landgraab is best girl.
>>598943701They're barely "games".
>>598956396Go be gay somewhere else.
>>598938437As someone who's only played the original and Bustin' Out, are any of the other ones worth checking out?
>>598956629What exactly was the difference between Bustin out and normal sims?
>>5989571092 for the sheer amount of stuff3 for the open neighborhood and sheer customization
Sims 1 is the best game because it's the only one that has difficulty. In Sims 2-4, you can leave things autonomous and never have to worry, you can play as lesiurely as you like, and never have to struggle. That's not a bad thing for people that like dollhouse simulators, but Sims 1 gameplay was something special, you had to work for what you got instead of it being all handed to you on a silver platter.
>>598956890I mean let's be real this is one of the gayest series out there.
>>598961567only the 3rd and 4th installations because the gay was skyrocketing in popularity.1st and 2nd installations never gave much of a fuck for the gayness in it unlike that "femboy" avatarfagging bitch from urgh, /vg/.
If only Sims 2 had half the content from Sims 1, it would be the best Sims game
>>598951586Aw hot dude
>>598943701seems most of them hate anything that will challenge them and might make them look bad. they dont care to try at things till they get good.
>>598963236i wasn't going to post my sims in a 1+2 thread but now you're just asking for it
>>598965402
Why was he such an asshole?
>tfw no dating sim mod for sims4would make the porn mods more fun
If a new life sim game would come along I think it would do well not to be a trve doll house or get tricked into the pitfall of the wide open sandbox.I believe it would benefit from having a story, or several plot hooks that will engross the player into the setting and the world.it doesn't need to be endless either just look at what people here say about the sims and WoW and TF2 all have outstayed their welcome and strayed so far from the envisioned style of their inception.
Which is the best when it comes to building houses?
>>598957109Just 2 and 3
>>598951628FIND A JOB HIPPIE
>>598951817This.
My sister introduced me to Sims 1 at the tender age of 7. I am now 28 and making futa mods for Sims 4. Thanks sis, hope you're proud.
>>598963236The pocket tranny janny should put a gun in his mouth, yes.
>>598965783Can't you date in The Sims 4? You could do that in 1 2 and 3
>>598966240Not sure but you install the mods and everyone just bangs each other, its fun for a bit.
>>598966240you can date but it's just a bunch of random medal tier shit now.
>>598966519cringe
>>598966223How does it feel to know your sister likely masturbated multiple times while using one of your futa mods?
r8 my daughters
>>598966223>making futa modsno you aren'tdownloading simdulgence and putting it on a girl doesn't make you a "modder"you didn't make shit
>>598938558>playing at 1x speed, issuing the command, then racing your Sim
>>598965885Sims 4 is easiest
>>598968654>come back to the house on fire and your sim dead lying in a puddle of his own piss
Bump
Post houses
>the carpool will arrive in one hour
>>598972140>no tearsI don't think anyone who visited Epstein's island wanted consent of all things.Monsters don't want love.
>>598972140H-How old were they on epstein island?
>>598973152locals who lived near it called it pedophile island.the children who were there probably can't remember it so that's why you don't hear stories of them. it's only the 16/17 year old girls who testify against them.
>>598973804I think I'd remember if an old fuck like biden bedded me when I was 12
>>598972065
>try to create your own house in the game>the wall panels are too wide so your scale is always off.
>>598958505>Bustin outconsoles sims games has a "campaign mode". you must beat the game and 100% it to unlock all the stuff.
>>5989391171 is soulful but definitely not better than 3
>literally IMPOSSIBLE to play the sims 4 unless you pirate all the content>modding scene takes like 5 seconds to add in pleasant looking furniture, sims team takes an entire year and charges you £40 for it>there is basically zero reason to keep playing after designing your sim and the house they live in, since the same things happen to each sim you make regardless of what personality traits you give them>dollhouse aspect definitely existed in sims 1, 2 and 3 for sure, but 4 is on another level of "there is literally nothing to do"The Sims and Animal Crossing have SO much potential to be like, the most critically and commercially successful games ever by virtue of their broad appeal to both men and women and basically letting people create their own stories, so it's really sad to me that EA will just let it gradually get worse and worse until it eventually stops making money. My hopes were for Paralives to at least make EA consider "hmm, maybe we should put more effort into the next game" but it's looking like Paralives is going to be vaporware with every passing day.
>optimal way to play sims 1 is to just put everything in one tiny room as close to the road as possible
>>598943464If you don't believe women can be degenerate coomers just look at the Sims 4 porn modding scene
>>598946008>"Why am I doing this? What is the fucking point?"Wow it's just like real life
>>598949140Sims only live like 60 days
>>598975054Repressed memories.
Pleasantview... home.
>>598938437>uh it's totally normal to live off my aging parents guys I'm woke and not like these capitalist swine!A game about your life wouldn't draw dimes, kid.
>>598952180Love the salsa but i eventually had to install a hack that made it a random station whenever a sim turned on the radio
>>598951605"Artstyle" here meaning lazy shitty art
>>598944185>Mortimer has to deal with 10,000,000 anons busting inside his wife>Finally in Sims 4 he has a grown up daughter>Has to deal with 10,000,000 MFF threesomes nowPoor fucker.
>>598956226Because mortimer was the first sim created by the programmers so he is the defailt sim for all events. Same reason hes the sim that comes and slaps you up if you use the telescope during the day.
>>598978709He has a grown up daughter in Sims 2 too. >use the modded Pleasantview template that lets me bring back Bella>wait for Mortimer to kick the bucket and Alexander to fuck off to college>move my sim into Goth manor with Bella and Cassandra>Mortimer's ghost doomed to wander the halls of his own house for the rest of eternity while I fuck his wife and daughter on his bed every single night
>>598979085I always kill Mortimer and leave his grave on the property so he can watch too.
>>598978368the ultimate expression of sims architecture
Meanwhile in downtown Simcity
/v/ros help how do I play Sims 2 in #thisyear?
>>598978368Pleasantview was kind of mehStrangetown > seasons one > ofb one > apartment one > p.view > hobbies one > veronaville
>>598980196>Pirate and install Ultimate Collection>Apply 4GB patch to prevent random crashes>Download Graphics Rules Maker and use that to configure your settings>Download Sims2RPC and use that to launch the game>Download ShadowFix and SkyFix >Spend the next few hours scouring the internet and downloading whatever other fixes you think you might need (there's too many to list but a lot of them are so obscure you probably won't even notice the difference ingame)That should be pretty much it I think
>>598980196https://pleasantsims.com/sims-2-mods/
>>598980847Anything to make the UI bigger for 4k displays?
>>598981474nope
>>598943701it's like playing with dolls but digital
why didn't they just add weekends and vacation to the game, surely someone during play test must have said that they couldn't actually play since the sims were always constantly working or sleeping
>>598982761in sims1? You only have to go to work every other day anon
>>598982920not on the first tier jobs, at least last time I played my sim went to work everyday
>>598980847i tried all that recently and it would still crash so i gave up
>>598982987you can just skip every other day and not lose your job
well time to boot up that sims1 complete collection.see if I can enjoy what I remember from livin' large without being harassed by all the other expansion packs.
>>598951586>>598953824SOVL>>598965402>>598977212soulless
>Sims 1 and 2 considered abandonware and are free to download>Own a PC CRT so there's no resolution issues >Game works almost perfect on modern machines, except none of the music plays.>mfwSo close, yet so far.
>>598978709He deserves it. In 4 I impregnated his wife and daughter.
>>598972065>>598975148I like both of these. Well done
>>598984126Man, I can’t play it on normal speed anymore. Everything needs to be fast forwarded and feels like it looses most of it’s charm that way.
>>598939117>4 is a soulless hunk of shit marketed towards pedophilesFtfy
>>598980374>Verona Ville and pleasant view that lowPlebHonestly though veronaville my guy had the saddest experience I think ever. Tried to do a no cheat gameMarried the juliet of the Romeo and juliet duo iirc and then knocked her upDidn't have money for an addition yet so babies slept in cribs outside of my crappy town houseThen after I'd finally saved up some a satellite fell on my guys wife. I cheated to get the grim reaper phone (made the exception cause i was mad about the satelit, had never had it happen before) and brought her back but she didn't love my guy anymore so I had to build an out building for him to live in away from his resurrected wife
>>598943701There's no challenge (the main reason heterosexual men play videogames) but there's a heavy emphasis on designing or puzzle elements which women like more then men
>>598980095Am I the only one who would go to reds famous 50s diner and have fights break out randomly?Every time I went by the time I was headed home there had been at least 1 fight
>>598942482hearing it now just makes me sad and yearn to go back to when I was playing sims 1 as a kid
>>598945582>Mental illnessHe said women not trannies
>>598970028Love you didn't specify which house on fire.
>>598939001>>598939067never played beyond sim 1. did they ever add an introvert perk where social interaction lowered yoru social and being alone increased it?
>>598984126>livin' largeIf I remember correctly this one was>heart bed>chemistry lab>grim reaper and zombies>robo maid>kitsch, futurist and medieval set>rocket>telescope and alien abductionWas there anything else?It was fun and ridiculous but not as much as anything added by superstar and makin magic.
>Lovable, unpredictable, programablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1imxZOYRck>>598988040that sounds about right I'll dredge through the oldgames comment section to try and get it all running.
>>598972065I made a Hakurei Shrine
>>598990063Excuse the shitty quality. It's an artifical mountain with a shrine and a hot spring at the top.
>>598990153
>>598990063>>598990153>>598990309That's neat
>>598990309any specific reason you've taken these pictures in a whooping 400x300 resolution?going for that early 00's internet feel?
>>598990564I used the ingame screenshot function instead of just printing the screen itself.
How is that crypto doing?
I want to go back
>Das steelballahs cat!*explosion sounds
>>598992962>mfw communitary house orgies
>>598965690misery loves company.
>>598987746America simulatortruely the denny's / applebees / [RESTAURANT] experience.
I'm playing 4 for the first time and while it has the best gameplay, mechanics and most content by far (well maybe 3 has more, i've never played it with all expansions), i don't dig the artstyle very much and the sims relationships feel weird. also, i feel like the traits don't matter very much. the humor is also gone. it really just became a doll house. still fun, i guess
>>598965690My Sim once got depressed and i couldn't get out of it so i called him and not only he wouldn't make me happy again but he also started living at my house and eating my food while my Sim cried nonstop, fucking savage
>>5989391172 with open world and some of the 3 add ons would be peak sims
The only sims game I ever played was sims 3 on the wii for a few hours, where should I start?
>>598943701>pirate sims 4 for gf>She creates herself and me>Spends the next 4 days making a mansion for us and forcing me to impregnate her dozens of timeWomen are strange
>>598995861Be grateful she's not fucking half the neighbourhood.
>>598995927I was half expecting her sim to be a slut, but she just wanted to be an artist who keeps getting impregnated
>>598995861Seems to be working as intended.
>>598995861My wife started fucking darren dreamer in her sims 2 save
How do you even play Sims 1 today?
>>598938437>Not just typing motherlode 50 times, building a fuckhuge house and woohoo'ing every women in the neighborhoodNGMI
>>598998246Install it on your computer.
>>598998329I'm more of a rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;: myself.
>>598998413But where do you get it?
>>598999103ebay
>>598999103
>>598999378
>>598999378Figured. There's a torrent on TPB, I'll try that
>>598992962
>>598995861Wife material
>>598995861Take the fucking hint
>>598999615>build mode music stops
>>598978709>Ghost Mortimer has to watch helplessly as my bright green sim in a clown costume fucks his wife and daughter and moves his son into a harry potter cuck shed under the stairs with no door and just a fridge and garden chair and a single comedy book written by my sim called "Dirty Mike and the Goth Manor Bikes"
>>598990762it's good to save ink.
>>598951854This anon gets it, the barely play it, they just look building houses or dressing their sims lol
>>598987440Veronaville had a nice aesthetic with all the tudor manors and italian villas, but the layout and families were boring. The fairy family was not actually magic, and the other two were just elders and teens.Pleasant view was ok, but only the Goths and the single mom were fun to play. Caliente and Dreamer were boring, and Don and the other family are fun until you bang the maid, then its whatever.Compare that to strangetown that had the alien family, the nerds, the evil scientists, the military dude and the serial killer in all kind of different houses with cool shit. The only bad thing about Strangetown was that the old lady was one day from dying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyW6AJ-yIkholy shit, they actually had her sing it
I got Livin Large for Christmas but had no clue what a expansion pack was, so I had no Sims to play that day.Also I bought Hot Date from Staples one day and the Livin Large disc was in it instead.
I don't even play the sims. I just make sims in the editor then quit.
>>598999378>>598999439>redditbobSomebody post the hedgehog
>>598988023Sims 1 doesn't have perks but you can make your character more or less outgoing
>>599004352Pretty sure all the simlish songs are sung by the original artists.
>>599004676Oh nvm I misread
>>598938437>he doesn't enslave painters in the dungeon under his mansionngmiAlso there is nothing better than playing as a vampire with whickedwhims.
>>598943701because it's basically the digital version of playing houseit's fun
I liked MySims
Bustin' Out and Urbz GBA
>>598956185Yeah, Sim 1 felt way easier to get into than Sim 2.Sims 2 added a lot of stuff, but I honestly prefer Sims 1 just for it's simplicity and soul.
>>598999103Archive.org and then pcgamingwiki to make it werk on modern operating systems.
>>598992962My favorite memory in this game was creating a massive dormitory that had 56 filled bedrooms, a giant cafeteria, music room, library, the whole works, and treating it like a bordering school sim basically.God that was rad.
>>599006307I pirated a copy and it runs fine on windows 10, only the resolution options are limited.
I remember playing Sims 2 on the DS a lot. The handheld Sims games were something else.
>>599005827It the My Sims series was more popular it would have spawned a copius ammount if porn
>>599006408>more than 8 sims in a lothow?
>>599005827Me too
>>599006915In university the dorm rooms your sims didn't use were filled by NPCs. I can't imagine how the game would handle more than 50 of them at the same time though.
>>599006949It was a dorm, they weren't my personal household. I think I had a mod or something regardless though.
>>599006564can be widescreen, check said wiki.
>>599007357Is the origin version fucked? There were no neighborhoods and I couldn't create any when I reinstalled it the other day.
>>598938437Time for kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKnkQdsITUE
Alright boys, I just reinstalled Sims 2 and applied the necessary patches. I've never played this game with more than the first expansion pack.
Kind of want to play 2 again but my toaster laptop doesn't have the space for it anymore
>>599005827The first time dozen times I played My Sims Kingdom I would decorate everyone's house, inside and out to something new. I specifically remember doing Gothboy a lot, It was interesting to me that you pretty much never had to go into his house or even hang out on his property but you could totally revamp it. And then you could fuck around in totally remaking Yuki's maze where you used to do Parkor and try to make Carl's graveyard.a decent hang out.
>>599010483My dude, it's 12 GB with all of the expansions, after install...
>>598951336Genuinely turned the game off asap when I was little. The only way to be sure.
>>5989391174 > 2 > 1 > 3Sorry that I like it when I games can run without modding.
>>599010579I constantly have <10gb free out of like 250gb total bro...
sims threads might be the most perfect threads on /v/ and I'm not even kiddingevery single time I see one it's reasonably spaced out a few weeks from the last sims thread and is full of 300+ replies of genuine discussion on each entry with a healthy mix of funny images or stories people tell10+ years and it's always the same, sims threads are always a great read and a metronome for what quality threads should be -- the only exclusion is the relatively recent trend of people posting turbo-curvy coomer sims 4 characters to reply bait
I kinda want to get sims 1 for the gamecube so that i could play that one weird multiplayer mode. is it worth it?
>Download 800+ mods for Sims 2>Never open the game afterwardI wish I knew what the fuck was wrong with me
>>599012251You're likely afflicted with late-stage based syndrome. I'm very sorry to tell you that there is no known cure or remedy
>>5990122514.72 gbs in my downloads folder and counting
>>598939117For me its 3 > 1 > 2 and of course 4 dead lastI dont even have anything against 2, its like rating them 8.7, 8.6 and 8.5 then S4 is at most a 3.5
>>598943464sims 1 - 3 were fairly gender neutralsims 4 is soley designed for women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Il5aZhYy8Ethis shit was scary as a kid
>>599012251Happened with me and fucking new vegasSpend a whole week installing stability mods for that piece of shit game, then animations, then graphics, then difficulty, tested everything for compatibility, worked around crashes, changing INI files, tweaking gameplay shit and everything, then checked the attributes, skill points, perks, EVERYTHING and when I was finally ready...Dropped it on the first town. Boring as shit.>>599012334This one is right. We're beyond help
for anyone that wants to play 1 trough mediafire dl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM5BsSEP5Ek
>>598938437that's why it's fun
>>599014510yes but does it have all of the porn mods?
>>598995861shes trying to give you a hint anonwomen wont just tell you what they wantthey'll drop subtle hints over years and then get angry at you for not noticing soonershe wants you to marry her and pump her full of kids
>>599004490how did you manage to make 16 completely un-fuckable female sims?
>>599015207not him but I would absolutely love to see your tastes
>>598996767kek
>>599014765There's a collection of porn mods over at loverslab for sims 1, I couldn't believe it. Had no idea all this time just how big 1's modding scene was until I came back to it recently. They're about as janky as you'd expect for the time, kinda glad I didn't know about the mods back then because I'd have jacked off all the time and ruined the nostalgia I'm now feeling as an old man.
All I want is a good decensor and Maxis match nude skins for Sims 2 but every website I go to is either a broken mess or sketchy as fuck or bothAnd I don't want everything else that seems to get packaged with those things
>>599012251You got depression lmao
>>599011409Bro, my porn folder alone is 10tb
>>598965885>>598969884>no constrainfloorelevation high level fuckery>no create a style and literally nothing matches
>>598938437what was the magic one like? I never played it
>>599018528magic
>>598976973>there is basically zero reason to keep playing after designing your sim and the house they live in, since the same things happen to each sim you make regardless of what personality traits you give themthis one stings so hard
PS2 version of Sims 2 was my favourite as a kid but it probably sucks if I actually tried it now.The PC version is way different, right? It seemed that way when I looked up footage of it.I used to always start new games from scratch and speedrun building a relationship with the first redhead flatmate you have and it would make my 5 year old weiner hard having my character flirt with her. Embarrassing memory but good game
>>598955492>primary school.GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII
>>598944185
>sims game>each house in the neighborhood is a different 4chan boardHas it been done
>>599004490>>599015207The black girl in the top row is pretty but that's about it.t. rayciss yt
I still kinda want to play The Sims 3, even if it runs badly. What's the best way to play it?
>Fapped to my female character on the character creation screen while she wore spandex leggings showing off her fat assI regret nothing
>>598968027do they kiss
>>599021083That also applies to most actual lives.
>>599026052>The Sims: Bustin' Nut
So what would you consider "beating" The Sims? I wanna do a playthrough, but I need a goal. I was thinking getting to the top of a career field as a good option.
>>599026767Your main sim dies of old age.
>>599026767The goal is what you want it to be you trophy hunting cuck
I'm probably just retarded, but how do I make Sims 2 not run like ass?
>>599026897Doesn't happen in Sims 1.>>599026952I already played the game to death that way as a kid, you zoomer faggot.
>>599026767I max out vampire stats and get every woman in the game pregnant at least once and enjoy myself with wickedwhims. Build a huge mansion without money cheats. Funded by enslaving a few as painters in my basement dungeon. Then I kill everyone who doesn't share my last name. Everyone.
>>599028038
>play sims 4>install lewd mods out of boredom>make a household consisting of a blonde bimbo and brownskinned futa tomboy>bimbo gf is a total cuckqean, futa is a jealous hothead>create a social club that is essentially the futa's harem(encouraged activities is having sex and flirting, kissing etc), invite only women>spend afternoons having orgies>sometimes I force the bimbo to watch her gf fuck everyone except for herI did bust a few loads to that, I have to admit.
>>599028038Hey Kevin
>>5989391174 is boring until you're horny and treat it as a porn director simulator
>>599028038based
>>599026767Sims 1 yeah, getting to the top of a career is a decent goal, pretty hard to do especially with just 1 sim. Once my sim quits his top level job I usually just cheat money and throw parties in the mansion 24/7Sims 2, maybe unlocking all rewards and job specific itemsSims 3 has so much stuff to do its pretty hard to say. Going 100% sounds like it could take 200 hours. Maybe collecting every item, or unlocking every skill perk.
>reach maximum job level>game keeps trying to either make you lose the job or send you to a mid tier position in another careerpretty hellish
