the cross.a good vampire is a twice dead vampire
Ventrue of course
>>585065135For me? It's werewolf all the way.
>>585065294based and helsing pilled
>>585065135lasombra>tfw no vampire gf
>>585065135If I'm going to be a vampire I want to be a sexy artfag vampire that mines salt.
>>585065560Yes anon, and a very good one.
>>585065135According to science vamires are quirky homosexuals
>>585065135Nosferatu looks fun
>>585065135GIMME NOSFERATU GF
>>585065135Can I pick death instead?
>>585068206only if you're a fag
>>585065135Remember when vampires were cool? When they were monsters or suave evil devils?Then the degenerate and autists got hold of them.
>>585069708Anon, 2011 what was over 10 years ago.
>>585069835Vampires stopped being cool when the punk vampires emerged, it's been decades since they became degenerate angsty power fantasies.
>>585065135am I doing this right
>>585065135Cappadocian, not even a vampire
>>585065135mine look like malkavian
Gimme shark teeth. Pisha best girl.
finally a thread on /v/ for my fetish
>>585072405I always suspected that a tooth fetish was a thing. Or are you talking about the vampires?
>>585065294FPBPUndead fags get purged.
>>585072523it's the mouth including the teeth for me
>>585071181Iirc it's not unusual for Nagarajas to have teeth going from OP's example, to Nosferatux3. They're very vary of opening their mouths or smiling outside of their own kin.
>>585065852So, what are the Vampire games like?
>>585065135Unironically a fan of Tzimisce being something akin to high-functioning sociopaths or something? Not the cliche murderous maniac mutants, but odd-ish individuals with seriously morbid/grotesque interests or hobbies. Would be neat being the weirdo "doctor" working night shift down in the morgue and be totally ok with that.
>>585073023probably not any time soon, and not in the way it was shown
>>585072654Go, imagine making Pisha smile after a nice dinner. Very pretty.
>>585066375I'd date, just to see that smile.
>>585066375dont they smell really bad?
>>585065135god i want a tremere waifu to bite me until i bleed to death.
>>585073064CRPG's with some fun classes and a really good dialogue system. Its a little uneven, but its got a lot of options for different play throughs.
>>585065135god I want to kiss a Gangrel
>>585073371that's because they live in the sewer, you have to take care of her and make her shower with you
A literal cursed franchise whenever they try to make a video game about it.
>>585073351what am i looking at here
>>585074945it's not just because of the sewers, their bodies get all sick and twisted as well. i bet she smells of rotting flesh no matter what.
>>585068206Nothing to stop you laying out in a field and waiting for the sun's kiss to take care of you.
>>585078279Some really good footage of a Lasombra,
I wish there were VTMB like games for the rest of the classic WoD settings, I guess that'll never happen again
>>585073351>>585078279i think it's from that weird bootleg low budget vampire the masquerade game. very interesting and funny case
>>585065135Lasombra, they're the cooler Ventrue
>>585065135>Lasombra blowjobYes please
GANGREL BROSRISE UP
>>585079796>proud of being a gangrelyikes
>>585079921Bold words for a fledgling in protean range.
>>585065135>brujahdegenerate leftoid commie>toreadornormal person>nosferaturat eating degenerates >malkavianinsane>gangrelanimals>tremerewhores and pozzed>Ventruestarbucks drinking yuppies, can be normal>Lasombragay>banu haqimniggers>ravnossee first>Giovanniniggers>ministryanimals>cappadociandegenerates>saludrinever heard of them, either normal or asian>Tzimiscedegenerates>nagaropadegenerates
>>585079796You're not the boss of me!BLOOD HUNT!
>>585065135Tremere, because they're the most sane and reasonable.
>>585065135>cappadocians having teeth like that
>>585080059>toreador>normal personWut? They're fucking OCD autists>tremere>whores and pozzedAt least make it about them being the bastard spawn of diablarising mage scum>Giovanni>niggersWorse. Italians.
>>585073210>You can't fuck herThat's absolutely retarded.
>>585065135>have weird biting fetish>love being bitten during sex>boyfriend will sometimes pin me against the wall and bite me because he thinks it's fun I'm so happy vampires are making a comeback, but I don't think my body is ready for it
>>585080162and cucks, don't forget that
>>585080203Yeah, it's pretty clear a misunderstanding that they have a corpsen complexion and equating it to the more than just ashen skin and awful jaundice
>>585070001This, punk changed vampires but I guess it was inevitable with the emergence of goth trends. Kind hilarious that the OG dracula was suave and aristocratic af despite being a primal hedonist.
>>585080059>Toreador>Normal>Tremere>WhoresYou got the two mixed up? Also, how are Tremere pozzed?
>>585065135shithead left counter culture is now thoroughly mainstream so this shit is gay
>>585065135Hey, I've wondered this for 20 years. In The World of Darkness universe, could Cain take Lucifer in a fight?
>>585080829Also, what about the Wyrm?
>>585065135Dragons all day every dayone can not be an undead god of flesh and blood without having power over flesh and blood
>>585080635you will be some wannabe mage's busyboy for the rest of your unlife and you will like it
>>585070001>>585080492When did they change? What made them change like that?
>>585065135I always rolled Ventrue. What does this mean?
>>585081758it means you're lying. there's no way a 4chan user would be a ventrue, least of all a /v/ user.
>>585081957you are hanging out with people like this >>585082008
Someone post some cute Malks for me
I'll take the Tremere, even though I suspect she might suck all the blood out of it. On second, getting a blowjob from a bloodsucker sounds dangerous. Just imagine all your blood rushing to your penis like an open hose and dying like that.
Tzimisce is the best way if you've got a good dose of imagination.>>585082548Would do, but HAHA RANGEB&!
Salubri all the way.
>>585065135okay but which one is the worst choice?
>>585083815Probably the Cappadocian, you'd probably end up with your cock ripped off.
>>585069708There is probably more than enough legitimately good vampire literature and audio books to fill that niche for a lifetime if that's your thing. >>585069835
>>585080296>That's absolutely retarded.Jeanette only does it because she's freaky and it pisses her sister off.
The vampire clan that makes all the others seethe
Which one should I play first, Bloodlines or Redemption?
>>585085950Celerity + Aug makes the game ez mode as a Toreador
>>585080541They are the typical ones pulling strings from behind the scene... and yes, that was written by a Torerofag, they are the raging whores with no morals who do as please because>muh art
>>585086093Redemption.Not like there's any real carry over, but it is such an overlooked game and is really rich for the lore.Also Christof is 11/10
>>585085950That is not Tzimisce, Anon.
>>585080829Caine's mark makes it more or less impossible to fight him. Both of them operate in the ~LOLreality~ tier so defining what it means to 'win' is up for debate. Moreover, God would just hit pause on His broken simulation and likely put doggy cones of shame on both of them if any of his favorite bitches get into rough and tumble play. And hit Play on a permanent laugh track in the ambient noise of the universe.
>>585084231>when the last real ventrue are now antitribu in Sabbat
>>585065135The only good vampire is a DEAD vampire.
>>585065135I guess Malkavian seeing it's the only white mouth and i don't want nigga aids.
>>585065135Would you be a vampire /v/?
>>585088129Glow away, SI!
>>585088129yeah, i've got nothing to lose
>>585065294>>585072548>>585087936>>585088126>mfw Hunter has apparently replaced Mage as part of the big three for new WoD edition
>>585088315>new WoD editionWait what?
>>585088352Only Vampire 5E aka V5 is out for now, but Werewolf 5E is in the works.
>>585088315>"To HELL with MAGIC & VAMPIRES."
>>585088381>5eI thought there were only 3 editions of WoD; Old World, New World, and Chronicles of Darkness
>>585088129only if i could be a toreador chad
Would Toreadors be able to survive sunlight since they are supposed to be the most "human-like"
>>585088129noour world is already centered around healthy individuals, getting vampaids would be like getting second mental illnessI would bang a malk chick tho, their hot
>>585065135>Bang HaqimHot damn. I need goth gf
>>585088315if true I kinda get it. Mage is a very difficult to get into and you need a competent ST familiar with entirety of WoD so players don't run circles around him. Magic is OP as fuck with some thinking.
>>585088528No.Also friendship is ended with Toreador, now Salubri are the most human.
>>585088414Have I ever let you down?
>>585089571>year of our Lord MMXXII>STILL no spinoff game where you flip the bird to petty vampire politics and go hunt demons with Yuki
>>585088129>get dragged into the bullshit politics of the vampire world>live in dread of a werewolf or a group of vampire hunters tearing my asshole up if I so even dare leave the city>probably end up being low generation so essentially a bottom feeder>can't coomYeah, nah
>>585089765You don't HAVE to engage in politics, but you have a shot at eternity. What the fuck are you gonna do on your own?
>>585089765>can't coomI mean, you CAN with some effort.There's just not much point when feeding is pretty much coom 2.0
>>585089765no need to coom when drinking blood feels even better
>>585089716>STILL no Dedicated Vampire Hunting Immersive Sim/FPS where you hunt down the supernatural with Steak launchers, Silver Bullets & Big hats
Need cute vampire gf
>>585065294>good vampire is a twice dead vampireBasedFpbp
someone explain this franchise to me and why it's any good.
what's with all the vampire hunters all of a sudden
>>585090085Just play Vampire: The Masquerade - BloodlinesIf you have even a mediocre taste you will still like the writing in this game. The beggining is really good and you'll get the hang of the really rich (in terms of writing) vampire society. If you like the game however, I have one piece of advice tough: you're gonna have to kill shit, so don't neglect that too much.
vampirebros, are we losing influence?
>>585090490It's all been downhill since the MMO
>>585088549Anon the intro of the game reveals fucking a vampire chick is the gateway to turning into one.
>>585090106I don't know about others, but I like vampire hunters as much as vampires.Vampire hunters represent the human hubris, zealous and ingenuity. The idea of vanquishing monsters of darkness from the face of the earth with hard work, training, gadgets and faith is just cool.Protecting the weak from the enemies they don't even know they have, from the night itself.
>>585090801Isn't Blade a vampire himself? That's kinda cheating becayse he has the advantages humans don't.
>>585088528only the very rare vampires with True Faith can survive sunlight
>>585065135Oh my god Salubri I lost
>>585088129Probably not. Having spooky powers is neat and all, but I don't want to feed on humans or rats, and I actually really enjoy sunrises.
>>585090852I thought he was a half vampire or something.
>>585091793In the tabletop game, you need to spend blood to reanimate bits of yourself if you want it to function like a living bit. If I wanted my skin to blush, for example while on a date with qtpa2t, I'd have to reanimate that localized area (we ignore the issues caused by this like how a heart works and its function and all that)
>The Chad Changelings>Escaped from an all-powerful godlike being in their own territory>Can feed off of emotions without anyone ever noticing>Don't need to feed off of emotions unless they're extremely high wyrd>Can control fate>Can enter and control dreams>Guards humanity from the same godlike being that kidnapped them>Look completely normal to mortals>A changeling for every fetish>The Virgin Vampire>Can't walk in the sun without getting hurt>Need to directly drink blood to stay alive>Only some can do cool magic shit>Hated by literally every other WoD faction and race>Don't do literally anything for anyone else>Biggest enemy is themselves>Claim to be nearly "immortal" despite dying like bitches constantly>Can look like fucking freaksThe choice is obvious
>>585090106because vampires are evil monsters, and They deserve to die.Hunters are under appreciated majorly, who doesn't like Van Hellsing? (unless you're a filthy bloodsucker)
>>585091992That seems pretty unnecessarily complicated. Aren't Vampires all still living because they need to feed?
>>585090852>>585091431Blade is a half-vampire, he was in fact born a half vampire and is commonly known as the daywalker.Meaning he can go out during the day, but has to supress his hunger.
I like the Witcher vampires they have a cool design
>>585092067>because vampires are evil monsters, and They deserve to die.Some of them agree.
>>585092090Not really. It's not a thing that comes up in every game or session you play.
>>585092061based as fuck, ever since i read a changeling quest on the famous /qst/ board it's been my favorite WoD setting. it's called lost in the seventies if anyone wants to check it out, just search the suptg archive for it. who knew playing as a old hippie hobo could be so cool.
>>585092528>a vampire slut will never suck your dick after she has drained some poor sob of his blood and coat your dick with itwhy live
>>585065135My teeth are kinda like top right lol.
>>585092521My first ever WoD game was Changeling: The Lost, and while at first I was kinda meh on it, the more i've played it the more and more i've fallen in love with it. Changelings are fucking rad, and I fucking pop off whenever I see them being referenced or shown in other WoD books. It makes me want to look into other lesser known WoD things like Prometheans and Sin Eaters
>>585090085Very atmospheric with good writing. The world really draws you in, it's one of those games that gives you the same feeling as reading a good book. It also has waifus with big titties.
Other than VTMB and WH2 what are some other games with good vampires?Is the lords of shadow series good?
>>585092112I need a black gf.
>>585093051Try Bloodlust, it's pretty good.
>do collectible hunt for Gary thinking he's just fucking with me saying he'll give me posters>get like 2/3 into the questline>actually notice posters have appeared around my HavenYknow, that's a nice touch.
>>585093237no retard, you will marry a qt asian girl and be happy like all of us
>>585088129no, being a vampire sucks you spend your whole unlife being scared and getting bullied and then you go to hell
>>585093609But I need a black gf.
>>585088129Shut the fuck up glowie
>>585065294But what if the vampire is a good girl, and only nibbles a little at night and makes a big hefty breakfast in the morning to make up for it
>>585093679Vampires are immortal to aging and disese though.
Good evening, kill all Anarchs.
>>585093790Most of the people have no clue what to do with a free evening, let alone potential eternity. The fact most of the really old vampires spent most their time in torpor should be telling.
>>585089814If you don't engage in vampire politics, the opportunity to feed off quality blood or feed at all go down until they need to put you down for too many potential breaches of the masquerade.
>>585093876Just get a hobby or something, like just play video games lmao.
In the tabletop im pretty sure if an enemy has high enough religious power showing a cross or moon and star or whatever just melts vampires immediately so maybe Bach was just a shit catholic.
>>585094002Go back to shrecknet, rotface.Fukkin nossie dweebs
>>585094002For most, if not all, eternal (un)life would be more of a punishment than benefit. And what else is there for a kindred, its either that or final death and after which real fucking trouble start.
>>585092090it's pretty simple really. vampires don't feel the desire to eat or have sex unless they're extreme weirdos so it's mostly used when you must fake being a human.
>>585094142>be god>punish cain by......>..... giving him eternal life and superpowers and making all his descendants also have eternal life and superpowersdid big G upstairs really think it through
>>585094245>did big G upstairs really thinkLol
>>585093876if you get bored you can just walk into sunlight or something>>585094002based>>585094135lmao jealous
>>585094335tfw no haitian voodoo gf
My main problem with vampires is that they never do anything with the immortality they gain. They always just rely on the fact that they're vampires, and never use those hundreds of extra years to hone their skills.Like, when a lich becomes immortal, they do so because they want to use that immortality for something, in their case learning magic and shit, attaining knowledge and becoming a god. A vampire becomes immortal just for the sake of being immortal then just does nothing for two thousand years until someone stabs them in the heart with a wooden rod.The exception is Dracula I guess, but he's literally the pinnacle of vampirism so that's not really fair.
>>585094443>you can just walk into sunlight or somethingYeah, you get Final Death and like I've said, after which the true suffering begins.
Why do vamps burn in sunlight if all the other classic tropes are essentially false?
>>585094613The Divine Light of Amun-Ra destroys all which is evil and unholy.
>>585094613Because the Sun is the one true connection to the light of God.
>>585094613vamps burn in sunlight, are turned away or outright killed by religious symbols, have no reflection, and have no visible breath. garlic doesn't really work though thats more transylvanian local folklore, but stakes can paralyze a vampire if stuck through the chest
>>585093773She's a vampire. Her name is struck from the book of life and forfeit are all hopes if recognition as woman or wife. She must be redeemed in flame and brass casings
>>585093773by just existing as a vampire you are quite literally an abomination in the eyes of god
>>585094803If you date a vampire would you go to hell after you die?
>>585093876I don't know what to do because I have so much limited time, everything seems like a waste of my life so I end up doing nothing but the easiest of things. If I was immortal and had the ability to not feel pain and basic psychic and telepathic ability, that'd change pretty fast.
>>585094708>turned away or outright killed by religious symbolsOnly by the truly faithful>have no reflectionOnly Lasombra
I'm playing the white wolf vampire mod for ck3, shit's funplaying a gangrel viking raiding and killing inquisitors and messing with lasombrafags and that powerful ventrue who controls UK, gonna eat him but my favoriteclan are banu haqim/assamites if thats what you're asking, then gangrel then lasombra
>>585094708Is it all religious symbols or just Christian ones? Like if someone were to call upon the power of Shiva, destroyer of evil, against a vampire, would that work?
>>585094845not unless you repent right before you die
>>585094959Ck2 is better.Both suck tho only good paradox game is Stellaris.
>>585094967it depends if their faith is strong enough, and so long as they have a physical icon, like prayer beads, or a book or something
>>585094131True Faith. You could do it with something like a credit card if you had enough "faith in capitalism"
>>585094967So long as the faith is true it will have an effect, if the vampire recognizes the icon then it is intensified, if the vampire believed in it then it is again intensified.
>>585093237That you do, dude. I dated a black chick and it was the best. I had an autism moment and ended it but that's how it is
>>585094708>are turned away or outright killed by religious symbolsSabbat is full of Christians though. It's also fucking called "Sabbat"
>>585095112So it's not really about the icon as much as it is about faith that it will work?
>>585095181More or less.
>>585094967Baali are super weak to religious shit, and the elders get wounded from religious symbols of faiths that are younger than that the baali elders, they wonder why the fuck is that, they don't get it
>>585094845it will be extremely painful
>>585094473We live for 80-100 years which is a really long time but you don't see every other person religiously trying to master a martial art, an instrument or some other skill. If you're going to waste your time on 4chan despite having decades to hone your skills what makes you think there wouldn't be a ton of degenerate vampires as well who are content doing the vampire equivalent of a 9-5?
>>585094967>>585095181The way I've had it explained to me is that it's the faith that hurts them and the icon is just a means to project it, a diehard capitalist could project their faith in economics through a credit card.
>>585095560>100 years>a long time
I wouldn't go turning anyone into furniture because that kinda seems like an asshole thing to do, but Tzimisce forms are neat
>>585065135Nosferatu are the most realistic looking ones, Malkavians are the most realistic psychologically ones.Being a vampire would 100% degrade your body and mind until you became a horrible mad beast.
>>585095681Tell me child, is it my cock that frightens you, or my knowledge of your dummy thick ass?
>>585088129Go the Vampire Hunter D path and set out to wipe out your own kind.
>>585095746Vampires aren't like zombies though, and so long as they get a supply of blood they should be fine.
>>585095675100 years is a long time.
>>585094473When you have all the time in the world you become fat and lazy.
>be me>have literally no intention of opening the sarcophagus>fuck up lacroix>immediately have an innate desire to open it>open itit was the best bait and switch i ever experienced desu
>>585095156That could also mean they're Jewish. It's a Hebrew word, after all.
>>585094473>and never use those hundreds of extra years to hone their skillsdon't vampires from vtm do that? I know the older they are, the stronger they get, with 8000+ year old vampires being ridiculoussome dude in one of these threads was arguing about powerlevels of vampires (in fiction) and he posted stuff of what these guys can do
>>585094473they constantly battle for power, run the worlds governments, they do all kinds of shit, its just that most vampires are tools that die young while the old ones with all knowledge and skills are shrouded in secrecy
>>585096284Not so much in that way. The closer in generation you are to the original vampire, Caine, the stronger you are. Antideluvians are those vampires that survived the Great Flood and are the Third Generation of vampires, having killed their parents.Vampirism also puts you in "Stasis". This makes it so that you never really age, but you also have difficulty learning new things, skills, etc. It's like trying to teach your grandparents about the internet when all they know is John Wayne movies.
>>585094473important characters in vtm have usually worked their ass off to get stronger, gain more power or gain more knowledge. it's true that the world is also filled with lazy vampires but it focuses on the interesting ones typically.>>585094613some other classic tropes apply to different clans as curses>>585095681you would be wasting your blessings, then.
>>585096069I could believe jew vampires. They eat foreskins and suckle on the blood of freshly cut infant penises.
>>585096704jew vampires that pretend to be a rabbi and get their main source of blood from sucking freshly circumsized cocks
>>585096284>>585096479It's a combination of age and generation. They still need time to know how they power works, like if some active ante embraces you right now, and you go outside looking for trouble and you challenge a 7th generation who's been around for 500-600 years, he's gonna kick your ass every time.
>>585096846Oy vey cool it with the antisemitism goyim.
African voodoo vampires that will steal your soul.
>>585094473Well see, it takes effort to become a lich. Only someone who already is stupidly powerful, smart and ambitious can become a lich, not just any random ass guy off the side of the road.But with a vampire all you need is a bite and poof, immortal.
>>585096979there was a book with a bunch of african clans based on african folklore, the only one i remember is the tzmisce offshoot one that turn into bat monsters and hang upside down on trees and grab people because i think the Sheriff from VTMB was hinted at being one
>>585097156Magilla Gorilla. My beloved.
>>585092453love these super edgy character examples>>585093803based
>>585080319can you share your bf with me I'd love for somebody to do that for me
>>585079796>Gangrel (The true gangrel antediluvian not that bitch ennoia) about to use Body of the Sun
>>585093679good thing you don't get to choose to be a vampire, you get forced into it. might as well enjoy your unlife. becket in vtmb knows what's up, i'd like to spend time like that as well
>>585089765>low generation>bottom feederanon a low generation means you are stronger (for ex: 4,5,6,7) while higher means weaker (8,9,10 etc)
>>585080059None of them are normal. You can't be a "normal" vampire, even if you're a thin blood.
>>585088528unless you have true faith high enough, have fortitude high enough or use some ritual to be able to walk for some time in the sun then no
>>585100891nosferatu shitpost about normie vampires on schreknet
>>585092453>Girlfriend make him a Fur-suitWell that's an interesting bit of lore.
>>585101154Nosferatu also eat sewer rats and exist to be eaten by their creator, don't take their seething at face value
>>585094803Jesus came back to life after death, does anywhere in the bible say vampires are a no-no
>>585093773The only meal she's getting is a stake.
>>585101298you're just jealous because you don't get to live a comfy neet life and your clan members are constantly scheming to fuck you over
>>585101516Vampires don't come back to life after death, vampires are literal undead abominations who can't exist in sunlight, which is God's love. In VTM, God cursed Caine, the first vampire, to be barred from the kingdom of heaven and to be immortal until he apologizes for killing his brother and lying about it. Vampires are Caine's progeny and they inherited his curse.
>>585101516Go read what happens with a vampire after he suffers the Final Death. Its not fun, not fun at all.
>>585101805Got a tl;dr?
>>585101589I'm not envious of any vampire, especially not a clan that's gonna get vore'd by some jellyfish monster.
>>585102131Soul goes to the worst imaginable Hell for all eternity. In rare cases, vampire's soul can become a Wraith later, which is also not particularly comfy fate. In other rare cases, if the vampire was retarded enough to make a deal with some Demon, his soul ends up being said Demon's personal cumsock for all the eternity. One way or another you are fucked.
>>585102393There are different kinds of hells?
>>585102471Yes. There were some revisions, so no one really knows for sure what happens, but these what I wrote down are pretty much most common expectations supported by the lore. There is also the option of just nothingness, eternal emptiness, since according to the lore, mortal human souls go to their respective afterlives vampire's soul is still human at its core but since during the Final Death the vampire's Beast dies for good and the soul becomes fully human again (yet there is no belief in most cases, but its not the rule, so another possible issue to think about) there is just void for it. No one knows for 100%.
>>585094245God didn't give Cain superpowers just the immortality
>>585103497So where did the superpowers come from?
>>585101726So wait, if Caine apologizes does every vampire instantly revert back to human?
>>585103569Lilith, that's one of the main characters Sseth video just completely ignores.
god i wish i had a schizo malk gf
>>585103569Obviously Lilith, Adam's fist wife.Honestly did you sleep in class or what?
>>585104016>fist wifeAdam was a pretty hardcore guy.
>>585088129Yeah sure fuck it I already act like a hermit IRL I'll just live forever hiding away doing whatever playing muh vidya and eating muh rats.
>>585065135you just KNOW brujah give really aggressive and rough blowjobs
>>585104253finally someone gets it
>>585104039He's kind of a dick for not doing that then.
I love the trope where entities and societies dating back millenia have adapted flawlessly to modern day life. E.G ancient guy who in the past would've worn robes and such now wears a bespoke suit and looks fly as fuck
>>585104545that's caine for you
>>585105027He sounds like a real jerk!
>>585105052there was a gehenna scenario where abel gets resurrected and him and cain try to talk it out but cain ends up killing him anyway
>>585105249Imagine being this butthurt because God preferred your bro's sacrifice.
>>585089765>can't coomThis rule was introduced by a woman therefore i chose to disregard it
>>585105337On a date with a woman, she once called Caine a nice guy. He took her to a local orphanage.There were no survirors.
>>585093935it's not like you can't "dig a well" and spend eternity in bum fuck nowhere
>>585103975Your wish is your cumhand
>>585104220>God makes Adam and Lilith>Adam and Eve argue over who should be on top during sex>Adam is adamant he be on top but Lilith won't back down so instead she runs off to become a demon insteadWild stuff.
>>585100835Lower as in lower down a generation, as in farther the root start. It depends on context.
>>585088129only if i get to pick the clannosferatu for life
>>585092112Nothing natural about that
>>585088460oWoD and nWoD are separate game lines. owod has five editions and nwod has two. Chronicles is a rebrand of nwod to lessen confusion between the two lines after they brought owod back
>>585088129Yeah I'd get bit on purpose to live forever and see future cars.
>>585106272based. nossies rise up>>585085412indeed, elder
pirating these pictures of mouths so i can copy their techniques for myselfhope you dont mind
>>585080059Salubri are basically saints and wise gurus n shiet
okay /v/you receive an ARPG with both a vampire slayer route and 12 clansBUTVTM:B never released would you press the button?
>>585110085I press the button, but then by pressing it i would never press it creating a time paradox
>>585110085You didn't say if the latter game is good or not but it sounds too large in scope to be good.While bloodlines plainly isn't good once you get beyond a certain point.I wouldn't particularly care either way.Give me a button to make bloodlines combat entirely optional or suck less.
>>585090610wait, what MMO?
>>585073351ross reviews some really entertaining games. I'm pretty sure he killed this mime early on, then was surprised she was back alive later and joked that she must have been a vampire too. Yeah yeah script and all, but i'd have thought the same
>>585111496I assume its the cancelled one, idk of any other vampire mmo
A shame that the latest edition is completely under the control of the left.
>>585113989it was always like that tho
>>585114170Are you gonna claim nothing has changed?
>>585113989Anon, White Wolf was always retarded leftists. It's just that in the 90's they were anti-establishment dorks, instead of being the establishment.
>>585065135They're fucking dead and cold, bro.
>>585065135need vampire romance game...
>>585115885they can use up some blood to emulate living for a time
Such a shame Werewolf the Apocalypse will never reach the same level of popularity.
>>585092682>a vimpre slut will never suck your dick and then softly nom your neck and slowly drink your blood and kill you while she is still riding your cockftfy
>>585116040YWNBALB (You will never be a living being)
>>585115708yup, VTM always attracts the mentally ill, it only goes mainstream recently. VTMB was a lightning in a bottle for VTM.
>>585116436>implying anyone in this thread wants to be alive
>>585065294But crosses don't do anything to vampires in VtM anon
>>585116581They can do, if the vampire has gotten a specific weakness.
>>585116329>Gay furry hippiesI wonder why
>>585116691Not all of them.
>>585116329>>585116691>loved werewolves since being a little kid>somehow along the way werewolves became about being independent, primal, destructive and masculine to being about limp-wrist homosexuals and environmentalismWhy must I suffer so?
>>585117109Because anyone who has fantasies about being independent and masculine is actually a limp-wrist homosexual
>>585117213so you have fantasies about being subservient and feminine?
>>585117284Yes, because I'm that manly.
>>585088315>tfw the pimps got swept under the White Wolf rug because offensive stereotypes and disrespect of women, despite being the most powerful beings in the setting by an order of magnitudeIt's not fair
>>585117343sounds like a troon thing
>>585117395Troons took the joke too far
>>585117213Stop being so fucking jewish holy shit.
>>585065135Toreador looks so good, but I don't want the 20+ STDs she'd give me. Guess I'll just take the 5+ STDs that Lasombra would give me.
>>585065135Malkavian Stacy I kneel.
Please recommend me some vampire games I'm fucking dying for content
>>585118490There are none
>>585095783He was such a fucking larper though. He wasn't even particularly old. Jack was older, and you'd never be able to tell, because he didn't play his hand about how old and powerful he is, because he wasn't a larping neonate.
>>585119257>shitposting radio calls>larping as a NobleHe's such a tryhard. I wouldn't be surprised if Andrei was getting trolled by Nossies on the message boards so he sent his fleshcrafted hand monsters in the sewers as revenge.
>>585105249Isn't there a scenario where god has enough of Caine's shit? I forgot what happened, probably the vampires get purged or something along those lines.
>>585065135>No Lasombra gf to literally ruin my life and push me to the brink of suicidebros...
>>585120176>Lasombra gf to literally ruin my life and push me to the brink of suicide>Lasombra qt3.14 takes an interest in you >watches you for a while so that she can better ruin your life and make you depressed>eventually comes to the conclusion that another of her tribe already got to you firstn-no, I'm like that naturally, pls come back
>tfw a tzimisce will never turn you into a chad>tfw you will never get a gf who is made to be the epitome of attractivness for you>tfw you will never get turned into a cute girl
>>585121817tzimisce aren't into regular beauty standards anyway
>>585122032They all gotta start somewhere man, I you can't turn an average neckbeard here into a 11/10 gigachad then how are you going to be able to do the more complex shit.
>>585119257jack was pretty damn high gen even tho hes old. Cunning is what makes him stand out
>>585122494Young ones suck at fleshcrafting, so they won't be able to, and they're the only ones who don't have abomination tier beauty standards.
>>585065135why is her lips so pink and juicy
>>585125149That's not juicy, that's pallid and sickly.
>>585123873>>585125125>>585125730complete meltdown lmaoIt's hilarious that /pol/cels are at this point about as mentally ill as actual troons
>>585125857Meltdown? You reported all of those and are seething enough to comment on it
>>585125942>reported>imblyingCase in point. Take your meds.
>>585126001Confirmed seething tranny. Ywnbaw
>>585065294holy AND based AND holy based
>>585125539Tell that to my erection
>>585118490Redemption, Lords of Shadow 2, Bloodrayne, Night Road/Parliament of Knives, and, unironically - Skyrim.
>>585125539well whatever it is, it makes me want to cum on and inside of them
>>585126672inside the lips? is this a tzimisce thing?
KYS TRANNY YWNBAW
>>585095906365 days, 100 times max. consider that by age 27, days start to pass almost like hours
>>585126646But are they any good?
I love women with nice fangs mouths are so delicious
>>585111496Exactly.The one they sold out for, the one that they blew half the budget on fashion designers instea of programmers, the complete and utter failure to launch that marked beyond a doubt the fall from greatness
>>585092112Those look awful
>>585128463It has a dick, doesn't it?
>>585127520Yes. Also - forgot to mention Vampyr and Legacy of Kain.
>>585116329since vampires can turn into similar shit theres no real appeal to a dozen factions that just feel like midtier vampires stuck ina very specific rut no real appeal to the majority of the factions in wod beyond vampire, really
>>585128914>>585129051>can't even tell women from tranniesYou guys are faggots I guess you just never seen a real girl before.
>>585129385Dilate your ax wound tranny ywnbaw
>>585129539>false flagging tranny projecting Sad!You wish trannies looked this good virgin!
>>585093773Any truly good person who found themselves turned into a vampire would greet the sun with open arms the next morning.
>>585129675I'm not talking about the gay tik tok nigger shit you are posting. I'm talking about you. You are a tranny. Ywnbaw
>>585129981You are projecting your trannydom onto me because I have no clue what else would make you think that nigger. You will always be a virgin
>>585130245Confirmed projecting and also virgin
>>585130292Seething tranny, ywnbaw
is caine cringe or based?
>>585130378Coping, projecting and virginSad!
>>585118490Bloodlust:Shaowhunter.Also there's a sequel, dunno how it is.Also there's a game, Vampire Clans, in production, looks a bit like that Fallout Vault management game, might be good.
Was Deb a vampire.
>>585130176What do boobs sound like bros
So you are pro Masquerade or anti-Masquerade /v/?
>>585130605Bags of sand
>>585130624Pro masquerade pro camarilla.
>>585130553>avatarfagging>posting images on an image boardRedditor kun....Keep coping and projecting virgin!
>>585130605Like bags of salty coins
>>585065135give me lamprey or mosquito vampires instead
>>585130532Some claim ghoul.
I like cooking with garlic too much to have a vampire GF. It'd be worse than dating a vegan.
>>585130730Now he's avatarfagging as a 50 year old wigger kwab Ywnbaw
God I wish I had my own personal ghoul sex slave.
>>585131098The three-eyed healers, children of Saulot, generally goody-two-shoes prats, but they know how to hold a grudge.
>>585131154Aww look at him using 4chan words he just learned! This redditor is really becoming one of us!Sad! Cope tranny virgin
>>585131213Why can't women be shaped like this in games anymore?
obviously vampire wizard
>>585131356>projecting this hardYwnbaw
>>585131629Hey look he picked up a new word! Good boy! Sad cope virgin keep projecting
Why is /v/ so obsessed with transgendered people? My theory is that people who randomly scream TRANNY! are secretly trans themselves, and they're trying to find others like them to hook up.
>>585131885why are you killing a vampire thread dude go to workI just wanted a fucking vampire thread you dickheads are derailing it
Fat Larry...... my beloved......
>>585065135VENTRUE CHADS RISE UP!
>>585088129No I already drank the blood of Christ and was given eternal life through him. Why would I chose eternal life that a vamprie gets? To be a rotting corspe is stupid, Jesus is the true way
>>585131931Go dilate your flesh wound tranny
TRANNY TRANNY OH TRANNY TRANNYTRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES OH MY TRANNIES I ONLY HAVE YOUUUUUU
>>585132284Avatarfagging as a literal nigger lmaoYwnbaw tranny
Back to posting mouthesFellow mouth Chad's wwa?
>>585132473Cope! Projecting virgin tranny
>>585132595Cope! Projecting virgin tranny
>>585132656Just proving you really are a tranny Go dilate or kys
>>585132783Cope! Projecting virgin tranny
>>585132656I thought the bogs died?
>>585065135For personal use Ventrue Lasombra. Also, the only game I have fun playing as vampire is skyrim.
>>585065135I don't know what happened to this thread and won't read it, but I like every mouth and lips on this picture.
>>585132992Projecting virgin tranny seethe!
>>585088129Yes. Yes. And yes.I'd trade immortality for blood sucking anytime.
>>585133098This sad, posting stale meme and avatarfaggingGuaranteed trannyYwnbaw
>>585132356you don't get to choose, a vampire can just decide to ruin your life and make god hate you>>585132312>>585081895
>>585132364Oh, so now I'm trans. Got it.
>>585133243Cope esl faggot keep projecting!
>>585088129Honestly? Yeah>Get to enjoy the peaceful nighttime, despite missing the sun>Get my own Ghoul>Life for as long as i want>Can be a NEET af vampire who only ventures out to feed>Powers
>>585133445>transYou do sound like a tranny desu not even him
>>585065135Ventrue>bruhahthought it was brujah?
>>585133289>a vampire can just decide to ruin your life and make god hate youGod hates you regardless. Remember, you browse /v/.
>>585133656>God hates you regardless. Remember, you browse /v/.
>>585133453>randomly assault someone because a stupid fucking flag>people record it>you get sent to prison and meet your new friend Bubba
>>585133567I don't tend to use derogatory terms.
Now post version with buttholes OP
>>585133642Yeah I just noticed that too, how did they fuck that up?
>>585133859>tranny went from projecting to being upset about gay shitPoor baby it's also in a high-school and Noone is going to jail retarded faggot.>>585133946Why not?
>>585133946Thats discriminatory against people with tourette's syndrome
>>585130624Pro Masquerade, although Cammy/Anarch depends on what clan i am
>>585134169>Why not?I'm not going to explain to you why being nice is cool.>>585134270No it isn't.
>>585134169>y your just a TRANNY for pointing out nigger like behavior Cope, faggot. The degenerates live rent free in your head.
>>585134337Nice reddit spacingHopefully you get some points for being nice.
>>585065135>ywn kiss your malkavian gf on her supple, pink lips Why even bother going on...
>>585134337It normalizes not using derogatory terms and stigmatizes people with tourette's. You should apologize right now.
We went from vampire discussion to /pol/ real fast.
>>585065135What's her favourite game and why is it VTMB?
>>585133656Vukodlak, pls go.
>>585065135vampires are gay
>>585065135i can't even read some of thesei guess it would've been easier if i was familiar with the source material
>>585134347>esl>projected tranny on me Weird how you're backtracking seethe more faggot.
>>585134397There was no reddit spacing in that post. Reddit spacing is a space between each line, not just one between replies.
>>585134582No it isn't.There is no need to put space after because>>585134582It is auto spaced
>>585134525>so bad at THUD 2Dropped. Dumb bitch get better then.
>>585134564you came to a thread about vampires and was the first anon to bring up trannies. Or whoever it was. Why bring up trannies at all? What did you hope to do or gain?
>>585134743>come to a vampire thread and bring up trannies I was pretty confused by that as well since I posted a real woman showing off her mouth.I didn't start this mess, you replied to me the dame way that faggot was so I just responded like you were the same person. If you're not the esl projecting tranny then my bad you should stop getting so offended on the internet though faggot.
>>585065135God, I fucking hate vampires. Any setting, I just want to fucking murder them.
let's get back to vtm. which clan would you belong in? https://form.typeform.com/to/giBzmdvJ?typeform-medium=embed-snippet&utm_source=website&utm_medium=website&utm_campaign=worldofdarkness&utm_content=button
>>585134564>y you are an ESL>N NO YOU ARE PROJECTIN TRANNY!>>585134169When right here you called me a tranny. Even though I literally said not a single thing that could be taken as that.Like I said, Rent Free. KYS faggot, you are a degenerate just like them.
The Toreador will suck your dick before sucking your blood at least.
>>585134952>projectinNice esl and reddit spacing tranny.
>>585135050>can only speak in buzzwords>can only assume same fagsThe autism.
>>585134743As George Washington once famously said.The tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of trannies and the like
>>585135204Cope and seethe, esl tranny.>implying you aren't the same person>>585135050>>585133243Samefag
>>585134907You just spam the same stale shit and the same stale buzzwords. What is the point? In a video game thread about vampires. I don't think anyone is offended but it is boring and, again, pointless. >>585134952you are a retard too for even replying. You all just repeat the same five words ad infinitum>>585135297How is that related to a vampire thread in a video game board? Now everyone will call me a troon, how surprising
>>585135373Well, I mean lore-wise, if a Toreador finds you attractive enough to want to suck your blood they will also suck you off. That's how they roll.
>>585135554Not really, no.
>>585065294>OP asks question>give answer that isn't listed>30 replies of 'based' assuming what you said is in-line with the 4chan hivemind
>>585135431Nice reddit spacingAgain I came here posting some nice mouthes and someone flamed me being a faggot, if you respond to me in the same manner why would I not just keep flaming back?Ok you're so bored why are you still here?Stop being a drama whore
>>585135595Why do you say that? Did they change that in recent editions or something?
>>585135336Such a lust for Autism?!
>>585081647yeah man, vampires used to be cool back when they were made by RIGHT WING AUTHORITARIANS
>>585065560Newfag says what?
>>585135708Damn that took a while when you respond instantly every other time, nice photoshop faggot
>>585135771>i it's not a SHOP!Cope.
>>585066375That's just a tranny Anon. ;)Kidding but yeah, as long as she doesn't smell like sewers.
>>585135968>can't even stutter type properlyShaking esl hands typed this post
>>585135640You shut up and post more mouths you fucking mongoloid. Oh no someone said a bad thing to me on 4chan, i must retaliate. Are you legitimately a retard my man? Also you are a huge flaming faggot and you're the one who keeps posting idiotic garbage. I was here for cute vamp mouths but what I got was at least two niggers who are just obsessed with trannies. Get a grip breh
Look how mad the tranny got lmao
>>585135992Nosferatu lives in the sewers so yea she will always smell like the sewers you can't wash it away
>>585136061crossgenders like you need to be stopped
>>585088129I WANT TO BE A TZIMISCE SO FUCKING BADLY LADS I WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE FURNITURE AND GRAFT THE HOMELESS INTO MINIONS TO PROTECT MY HELLHOUSE HAVEN WHILE I FLESHCRAFT MYSELF A VAGINA
>>585136115Nice reddit spacing It's fun to respond I could care less about this thread.Tranny
>>585136325You should go to reddit or 9gag, you get better replies there and people still find those buzzwords hilarious there, at least I'd assume since their level of creativity is about the same. There is nothing better than a hung trap tho, hot asf
>>585136763Why would I ever want to be a woman? I just like hung traps like any sane man. I hate to play the stereotypes but why do you think about troons so much? You will like yourself more if you accept who you are
>>585136584Weird the guy who wants to gatekeep how you can respond tells me to go to reddit, sorry you can't downvote any post you dislike into irrelevancy! Frankly I'm getting prertt good replies from redditors I don't need to go to reddit to get them.Ayo fr fr no cap? What about real women tho?
>>585134497VTM always attracts the mentally ill
>>585137021Yes trannies are very prevalent in vtmb threads....
>>585136115>bro just don't respond>keeps responding Uhhh do as you say not as you do I guess?
>>585137552you will never be a man
>>585137626>yellow fever fag too pathetic to get white trannies Lmao
>>585137626Ywnbaw tranny You'll die soon enough from suicide
>>585136142Can't I just relocate her to my appartement and have her feed on blood bag (or me)? She could have access to a shower and my delicious neck.
>>585136142don't forget her rotting body>>585136217tzimisce are cool but as a /v/ user you would most likely be a malk, nosferatu or a gangrel>>585130502true that>>585137626>>585137818i wish you two would pick a different thread to sperg in
I just wanted to masturbate to vampire mouths. You faggots ruin everything.
>>585069708>suave evil devils
>>585133453Do americans really get offended enough to assault people?
tfw the off topic spergs wasted about 100 replies and now we hit the bump limit. i just wanted to talk about vampires
What's the strongest vampire clan and why is it tremere?
>>585138312Yes.Mental illness swings both ways sadly.
>>585138205Ok let's talk about vampires my man. If (you) got embraced what clan would you want to be, given the choice?It's a toss between Tzimisce and True Brujah for me
>>585138598Same. I want a cute Malk gf to bite my neck and kiss me afterwards.
>>585138707nosferatu fits me too well, i can't imagine anything else
>>585138862Kys tranny ywnbaw
>>585138984You're no fun Anon. :(
>>585138862Yeah, being a nos doesn't seem THAT bad except for the Nictuku
>>58513917941% tranny nigger
>>585138984(you) + obsessed
>>585138707I don't know shit about this game. What makes each clan unique?
>>585139349Ywnbaw troon Dilate your axe wound
>>585139432Powers, culture, what curse(s) they have, appearance etc. There's a lot
>>585139432oh there's a lot of lore for each clan. they all have their own cultures, special skills and curses. i don't know where to even start if you don't have any previous information.
>>585134743what every other anon who brings up trannies hopes for, for you to devolve into all devolve into a bitch fit and derail the thread with people who use 4chan trend words unironically, but theyre just trolling too. in the end its really funny
>>585094473Imagine you have all the time in the world. Learning probably takes a backseat especially if you've been alive for a long time and can have mind orgasms with your mouth.Now imagine you are living hundreds of years. Within 100 almost everything you know is going to be outdated. There are tens of thousands of dead professions. So maybe you can learn the guitar or something but how useful is that? If you don't care for guitar what's the point?
>>585139852Kys tranny apologist
>>585139852It's boring. It's like living in a time loop, it's almost always the exact same posts. It has become very stale
>>585135771take your anti psychotic medication in the drawer to your right now.
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers
>>585139861i would love to spend hundreds of years just gathering all the information i could, all over the world. like an old school journalist but just for me.
>>585137348yes, YOU WIN THE ARGUMENT, I KNEEL FOR YOU HAVE CONVINCED ME OF MY HUBRIS WITH YOUR TACTICS AND KNOWLEDGE OF MY SHORT COMINGS, THANKYOU FOR ENLIGHTENING ME ON 4CHAN.. Are you happy now?
>>585140519Kys tranny ywnbaw
>>585140283Fucking Based Anon.I would travel the world for knowledge and culture. Sounds awesome.
>>585140636No one cares dilate your gash Ywnbaw
>>585138218thats a lie and you know, it, you came here knowing like all threads on /v/ theyd discuss lore for about 150 posts then devolve into shit posting each other to death about trannies because watching car crashes is an addiction
>>585140746But I don't want to be a woman Anon.
>>585140636yeah that's exactly it. eternal life would be an amazing opportunity when you think about it that way.
>>585140963TroonYwnbawThey will use your real name when they bury you
>>585140746Every trannyhatepost make me like trannies even more. I rub one out to a big dick shemale and after that think how mad they make some people and I laugh. It's like some kind of double satisfaction
>>585089998It wpuld be too cool, so no one wpuld play it.
>>585141020It's just a matter of perspective. Immortality would have its ups and downs for sure. But might as well use that time to do shit you couldn't do alive (or more of it at least). I could build my own home and stuff.