Where all the dinosaur games at?
People realized that they aren't cool. Personally there are few things I find as uninteresting as dinosaurs. They are the real world equivalent of dragons, which is to say, incredibly boring and standard creatures. I've never met someone who became a fan of dinosaur fiction later in life, so I chock interest of it up to pure nostalgia.
Kinda tough to know what people want from dinos. You want a survival horror/adventure game where you're constantly running from raptors and t-rexes? A fighting game where a stegosaurus spikes a Ankylosaurus?
People grew up. You just got left behind
>>574457370I want an Immersive Sim where I can get all that.
>>574457127There aren’t much modern games of a lot of things really.
>>574457320>Says this as a shitty boring ass human.Gaming has gone to shit because it's all generic shitty human protag nowadays and humans fucking suck.
>tfw no Jurassic Park Trespasser 2I’m surprised no one’s even attempted a fanmade sequel to it.
Isn't there a Jurassic World game coming out this year?
>>574457320How the fuck aren’t dinosaurs cool you absolute faggot
>>574457320Let me guess, you find coomer vidya to be the most interesting thing of all
Dinosaur Survival Horror
>>574457127I hate this picture. It activates the fight-or-flight neurons in my monkeybrain.
>>574457458It's still a less infantile theme than Caribbean pirates or Vikings.
>>574457320Get a load of this fucking loser
>>574457683even in caveman times men would rather hunt fat bitches than dinosaurs
>>574457970Bras make big breasts look so stupid and spherical.
>>574457572Just a sequel to that park builder one, it probably won’t be that good unfortunately.>>574457702This is honestly the best route, honestly if they have Dino Crisis the RE2 and 3 remake treatment then I think it could work great.I’d also be down for an FPS like Trespasser.
Look at this dude
>>574457970 >Jurassic Park threads on/tv/ are literally just about her
>>574458375Really? When i brosed /tv/ some years ago it was all about fucking Blue
>>574458497The science isn't settled
>>574458443Based dino fuckers
>>574457127There's a sequel to the park-builder-sim Jurassic World Evolution coming out in under a month (Jurassic World Evolution 2)It appears to fix 99% of the problems/complaints with the first one with the exception of map sizes, which, despite the devs saying they were massively increasing map sizes in the sequel, don't appear to be any larger than the mid-sized maps in the first game, at best. But we've only seen 3 maps so who knows, it's just that I'm hugely unimpressed by the map sizes which were the most important thing to me in the first game. Everything else looks great.
>>574457370Obviously an action adventure game with limited customization/evolution focused around you becoming a more deadly and bigger dinosaur as you kill enemies. Optimally with fantastic physics/animation/gore making it a fun sandbox to play around in.
people realized that dinosaurs are just glorified birds which is really gay
why hasn't anyone made a dinosaur hunting game in recent years? if they could do it in '99 they sure as hell can do it now
There's a dinosaur MMO that's been in dev for a while, Path of Titans
Apparently a game called Jurassic World Primal Ops got trademarked recently
>>574458908Imagine a simulator level hunting game with dinosaurs. Add in a mode where you can play as a dinosaur hunting hunters too.
all this is nice and all but which games let us marry and impregnate the dinosaurs
>>574458908Fuck haven't thought of this game in years. Played it all the time as a kid. Trying to bag a massive T-Rex was great fun. Totally a concept that should get remade with modern graphics and updated mechanics.
fuck you i like feathered dinos
>>574458926>L4D/Back for Blood/Aliens Fireteam Elite/Vermintide ripoffYeah, not surprising.
>>574458908Because it's retarded as a concept. No animal can legitimately challenge a human unless that animal is another human.
Part of me wants to fuck susie but the other half wants me to help the gay deer to get that dino vag.
>>574457370A good park management game like JPOG is all we need
They should make another far cry primal with dinosaur
>>574457127that's from a book I had as a kid. it had a ton of really creepy/gruesome dinosaurs in it and I got in trouble for bringing it to school
>>574459392anon... reptiles don't get pregnant
>>574458908Monster hunter is close.
>>574459553And dinosaurs had feathers, whats your fucking point?
>>574459669my point is all the cooming has rotted your brain
>>574459627>Would it be fun? Sure. But for us, no.yeah that's ubisoft all right
>>574457683Paleobros are the biggest coomers though
>>574459553yes they do you fucking idiot just because they lay eggs doesn't mean they're not pregnant
>>574459627Yeah but inserting niggers into England in 700AD is completely fine, lel
>here's your dinosaur
>>574457370I want Alien Isolation but Jurassic Park
>>574459806Am I supposed to care about my stupid fucking brain for some reason?
>>574458908jurassic park unironically monopolizes the dino market and the current universal dont wanna see the dinos get hurted
is Parkasaurus any good?there's the upcoming park sim Prehistoric Kingdom
>>574459974>noooo where are the teeth
I dream of an open-world dinosaur game where the main enemies are other humans, but the dinos are just there as a part of the ecosystem, roaming around and living their lives until the player disturbs them.also there's Compound Fracture coming out whenever
Still waiting for ParaWorld to GOG
Can someone tell me why as hairless monkeys grow older they become more focused only on themselves and their boring monkey things and problems? I honestly find dragons and dinos more interesting than "Hurr i human with oh so deep existential and identity problems or troubled by political circus and controversy" Guess what? So do the other 7.7 billion of monkeys out there. You aren't that unique or interesting.
Where are THEY?
>>574460861>SIR LANCELOT WAS BLACK BIGOT
>>574457320Wow what an incredibly shitty taste AND take
>>574460861There weren't even Jews in England until William the Frenchmen brought them in.
>>574458904birds are cool though
>>574457320Fuck off retard, dinosaurs are cool to any man who still retains a connection to his childhood curiosity and wonder at the amazing creatures of our world, bot living and extinct.
>>574460789This may be one of the dumbest and most autistic posts I've read on this site.
>>574460789a hairless monkey invented dragons and dinosaurs retard
>>574460789Honestly, if you can't relate to how cool humans are, chances are that you yourself are a boring person and you project that boredom of yourself onto others.
>>574457127There's a health pickup and minigun ammo between those palm trees.
>>574460824this image is less creepy once you realize it has dog-like eyeslooks kinda cute actually
>>574457127In someone's attic (civilization still has those, right?)
nanosaur was cool as a kid. noy sure if it holds up though
>>574457320This is the brain of an npc
>>574457127Here you are.
>>574460019Here's your "Alien Isolation but Jurassic Park", bro
>>574459669>also climate warming.. I mean change is real>I FOOKIN LOVE SCI-FIFeatherfags, I swear
>>574457127delayed till 2023 sorry fellow dino xirster
Her game is getting a large, and maybe the final, update this Friday.
Most dinosaurs you jerk yourself off to never existed. Whalebones and what not. Looks up the fossil record of your favorite dinosaur. Most were made up to reinforce the evolutionary lie. Christ is King.
>>574463037T Rex actually had a large brain to body ratio, so there's a good chance it was a very smart creature that had complex social behaviors and the ability to solve complex problems
>>574457370I want a realistic, down-to-earth dino game that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots. In other words, I want a Transformers Beast Wars game.
>>574457320>chock interestAmericans, everyone
>>574457320I would beat the shit out of you.
>he didn't bought his own Riptor, yetWhy even post here?
>>574463920dino paws are the best
>>574463037Man i want to pet that dino
>>574457320people with such shit taste like you don't deserve to use the internet
Quick /v/, claim your Dinofu. >Dilophasarus
>>574464419T-Rex because big feet
>>574464419I had a big stegosaurus plushie as a kid and may have humped it on occasion
>>574464636>Can never lose her in a storehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bfdaR4xMeU
>>574464873what a fucking chad.
>>574461963do... do you not believe dinosaurs existed anon?
>>574464639nah herbivores arnt my thing
>>574464639>mayYou did or you don't. Most likely the former.
>>574462006>cool humans arenope they're pretty lame and parasitic dinosaurs could be literally any color and have feathers fur etc and probably act like weird versions of our current animals which makes them 10x more interesting not only did current humans get carried to a free win by their ancestors they're lazy and stupid pricks
>>574459627>true to the period >guy drinks some blood from a skull and gets magic powers and can mentally control a bird to airstrike other cavemen
>>574466237this post reeks of dinoseethedont you have a meteor to dodge, pea brain?
>>574463037The original looks 10x better then that scaled in shit. Fucking retard.
>>574458908Was OBSESSED with this game back in the day. Hunting games where you have to worry about wind direction and get more points for using worse weapons are the shit.
>>574466418This image plus the audio of what a t-rex might have sounded like. Nightmare fuel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLJrPxyA_Ns
>>574457127>>574460824>>574463037>>574466418For fuck's sake, stop posting this shit. I come here to talk about video games, not to feel like a leaf-eater during the cretaceous period.
>>574463485Also it had the largest proportional olfactory gland (apart from the turkey buzzard) Which led people to believe it was a scavenger, but there's also the fun theory that it would just follow prey. Not ambush or chase, but just track prey for days without sleeping or eating (which fits larger carnivore behavior since they tend to binge and then go days without food) And just catch up with prey (since they wont lose their scent) once they drop bed down or drop from exhaustion.
>>574466901>led people you mean one retard that thinks the sole factor if something can hunt or not is having large arms
>>574463485That image doesn't make it look very large.
>>574466975But that post has nothing to do with arm length. It has everything to do with them having a ridiculous sense of smell.
>>574466975I dont think it was the arms, more the top speed. Trex likely didnt run all that fast. Also the olfactory gland thing COULD indicate it was just a scavenger. We may never know for sure.
>>574464419IOPREY GET OUT OF THERE
>>574466901ALSO I like the theory that they were an ambush predator much like the crocodile. Like maybe they could blend into trees really well and hold their breath until prey got too close.
>>574457127All of the Jurassic Park games on the genesis were peak Dino. Emulate and play them.
>>574457127>>574460824>>574466418This shit just makes me want to crawl up a tree
>>574457320If there ever was a man without a soul, or a man that needed to be used as an example as to prove the existence of soul and its subsequent absence, you would be that man.
>>574457370>A fighting game where a stegosaurus spikes a Ankylosaurus?So you mean Primal Rage? Because that game was fucking great visually, shame about the controls being too damn difficult.
>>574463202If they don't give me a option to fuck the latina triceratops, that game will forever be trash
>>574457460t. CREATIVE ASSEMBLY EMPLOYEE WORKING ON THE SECRET JP GAME
I just want to have a Dino-Riders game.
>>574467843So a nice convenient biting height?
>>574457546t. another CREATIVE ASSEMBLY EMPLOYEE
>>574466901>T-rex was an endurance hunter same as ancient humansTruly the apex predator.
>>574468008>ankylosaur>no club tailfucking yikes
>>574467626ANOTHER theory is that T-rex just went after prey that was too big for it. "Gregory S. Paul has suggested that Tyrannosaurus was a high-risk predator that also attacked massive and dangerous prey; citing this as a reason tyrannosaurs died young."
>>574468115Not that it would stop you, of course.
>>574464636exquisite taste anon.
>>574468393snoot game. Have fun losing your dick function for a week.
>what's monster hunter franchise
>>574457320>People only like dinosaurs because of nostalgiaOh for fucks sake
Fuck now I'll have to replay Dino Crisis for Halloween
>>574457821I don't hate it, but it does trigger that similar sense of fear for some reason, seen a few other pictures with similar look do the same, can anyone explain? here's a similar picture.
The Isle and Path of Titans are pretty neat dino games. In both of them you play as dinos just surviving and livin' life.It's funny seeing people bitch when your carnivore eats them as if it were personal.I prefer the Isle, personally, but PoT is a bit more polished.
>>574469896>can anyone explain?You're buying into a meme enforced by media and internet opinions.
>>574458497Is this a man?
>>574470315Has talons, so it doesn't check out.
>>574469896caveman brain recognizing predator shaped teeth and forward-facing eyes?
>>574461963>a hairless monkey invented dragons and dinosaurs retardHairless monkeys didn't invent dinos, they just discovered them and as for dragons they were inspired by animal features found in nature, things much more beautiful and amazing than boring ass looking humans.>>574462006Fact is vidya would be far more interesting if there was more games with playable dinos and dragons, far more interesting mechanics and visual themes than the generic shit we have nowadays. I simply don't get the appeal of humans to the extreme as most people so much they become enterily focused towards their own species and retaded shit like 1,000 genders and 30 failed political ideologies.
I want one like the King Kong game
>>574469896Sunken eyes with small pupils shows a depraved fixation, and looking directly at the viewer makes your brain think it's being threatened. It's also distinctively non-human, yet able to perceive you.It's really not all that complicated.
>>574470797>t. red'dits finest armchair psychologist
>>574470614>>574470797Hmm yeah these make sense, thanks!
>>574470662Misanthropy is nothing but a coping mechanism for self loathing, and "muh animals are better than people" is nothing but the childish version of that.
>>574470882I'm sure "the caveman in us from millions of years ago recognized a dinosaur and our brains got scared" is a more suitable explanation.
>>574457127i could kick its ass with a pocketknife
>>574471062Anyone who actually believes there were millions of years and some cavemen will believe anything.
>>574471135tell me more science man
>actually dinosaurs had feathers because we said so, no we can't prove it and our theories involving feathered dinosaurs fall apart with new discoveries so we have to make new more desperate ones, but thats irrelevant, the dinosaurs you used to like are WRONG now because SCIENCE said so. SCIENCE, of course, meaning 'me'.Who would have thought that this was the canary in the coal mine for an entire generation of fuck.
>>574462226based paraworld poster
>>574457320The immense seething of the literal children on here proves you right. Nobody that isn't hopelessly autistic likes dinosaurs as adults.
>>574471496The final redpill is realizing Scientists are just as biased and retarded as they were in the 1800's.
>>574471015Misanthropes hate humans and even themselves, i just don't find them all that interesting, seriously not something worth revolving an entire existance around, i'm sure there are far more interesting things to discover and explore on this universe yet most of the attention goes towards inane shit like gender identity and social media while creativity and art stagnates. Humans focus so much on their own asses nowadays that most people can't even identify with something else that doesn't match their gender and race like fucking snowflakes.
They're all fucking dog shit. It's usually some mish mash of humans versus dinosaurs and they're all trying to be "realistic." I argue the only good dinosaur game is pic related
>>574464636I like the idea that deinonychus hunted by climbing a tree and dropping on a motherfucker.
>>574459627Yeah it's totally that and not that they couldn't be bothered to make new skeletons and animations, where are the giant sloths?
>>574471208Read the Bible.
>>574471634>Nobody that isn't hopelessly autistic likes dinosaurs as adults.It must be so sad to try and act cool like this when you're some nerd loser
>>574459091hey, thats the ugliest fucking representation of an animal i have literally ever seen, and i am a big fan of meandracos art. good fucking job, that shit is disgusting.
>>574471778This game had humans vs. dinos. Or maybe it was the sequel.
>>574471918Sequel. The humans turned into the dinosaurs
>>574471959>The humans turned into the dinosaurs
>>574472001I didn't play it so I don't really know
>>574471871This. >there were ten billiondy years before any of us could prove it and then some goo happened and then some cavemen oogabooga and now people because things change into other things and life jumps out of holes in the ground, no don't ask why this doesn't happen anymore"Science".
>>574469896It looks like a beady eyed, toothless dino rapist.
>>574469896this guy looks like a giga chad
>>574471871>hundreds of years of scientific discoveries are wrong but a 4000 year old book written by schizophrenic goatfucking jews in the bronze age has all the answers
>>574472001Something about the gods being sealed away and needing to act through their chosen avatars.
>>574472061>>574471871>oogabooga jewish thunder god said let there be light badabing badaboom made the world in 7 days ezwhich way white man?
>>574472539Just why... What was the problem with just having big ass playable dinos/monsters for a change.
>>574472538Science has been proven wrong at every turn. Bible? Not so much.
why are dinos so sexy
I just want Ark but without all the Scifi, PvP focus and electricity/guns bullshit, is that too much to ask? Why is the primitive humans + dinosaurs setting so unexplored
>>574472658The whole point of science is that it proves itself wrong you dipshit. That's the scientific method, observation leading to hypothesis, leading to finding arguments that either prove or disprove the hypothesis, which them led to more observations. It's an endless cycle of trying to figure shit out about the universe you sodomite.>Bible? Not so much.Yeah, I guess we never did prove wrong that all of humanity came from 2 people that were tricked into eating a magical apple by a talking snake. I guess we never did prove wrong there was a boat with 2 of every species that some guy built because God decided to flood the world. I guess we never did prove wrong that some nigga split the red sea and then wondered a 300 km trip for 40 fucking years, while talking to a bush that was on fire.
>>574467001not all brains are shaped the same. it may look small but based on it's structure T Rex has the intelligence close to that of a chimpanzee
DINO RUN 2 FUCKING WHEN
>>574472538that is the jewish old testament, the bible wass written somewhere around AD 400.fun fact: the old testament is considered heresy
Why the fuck no one plays Primal Carnage Extinction?
Stop wanting to fuck dinosaurs.
Evolution 2 soonGonna relive my JPOG childhood memories while the dark winter carries over
>>574474192the only disappointment is there's no jpog skin pack. at least the movie skins are getting in for those dinos.
>>574469896The same reason Dragons/Chimera are so prominent throughout many cultures that are seperated. >It can fly out of view, and set itself upon you in an instant, a master of a domain man couldn't venture to>Humans fear flame, it breathes it on you>Scales/tail like a snake, that humans also fear>Fangs and Claws>Predator eyes>Bigger than youHuman brains fear these things.
>>574457320That is the dumbest opinion I have heard and I talk to furries and loin cloth liberals.
>>574459553Not true, not really. When they are ovulating there is a period where the fertilized embryo is in the creature and the egg shell is being formed. At least if I remember highschool FFA.
>>574459919I mean, they could have been there but let's be real, they probably would have froze to death.
>>574457320Dinosaurs aren't real my dude. They're a Jewish subversion to make you believe in the theory of evolution. Paleontology is just rock nerds messing around with odd fossils they find and seeing which pieces fit. If dinosaurs were real, they would probably fall over all the time from their own weight. It's complete nonsense.
>>574468115>>574468008Oh right, female ankylosaur
>>574474386>Human brains fear these things.my human brain wants to fuck them
>>574475212You aren't humanYou're a furry
>>574457458Believe it or not, when people grow up more people are born to replace them.They are still interested in Dinosaurs
>>574474926Why don't giraffes fall over? Why don't cassowaries fall over? Why don't bulls/byson/etc. fall over? Why don't I see big cats falling out of trees, instead climbing them proficiently? I don't see Rhinos falling all over themselves, and they like to stick their nose against the ground while they run.
>>574475421that doesn't even make any senseyou have to be a human to be a furry
>>574457127this image is really scary
>>574457320There are massive fucking faggots both here and elsewhere and you would be too pathetic even for them
>>574473962>ackshually my favoured jewish tribe says THAT old jewish tribe is heckin invalid see?kill yourself christcuck, this is why nobody likes americans
>>574475772None of those creatures are anywhere near as big as most dinosaurs supposedly were. Also they're all four legged creatures. Bipedal dinosaurs like the T-Rex wouldn't have been able to lift their massive heads.
>>574466901>>574468049>Endurance hunterHow the FUCK do you survive this if you can't hide in small places it can't follow or not fierce/social enough to fight it off collectively?You're literally dead as a dumb animal that only reacts with fear and start running as soon as you see the hunter coming. Can't rest long enough to recover and it just keeps following your scent for miles and miles.Imagine jurassic park with only t-rex sized concrete corridors everywhere. Don't have a gun? You're dead.
>>574476249>GunI don't think it would get you very far unless you could shoot it in the eyeballs
>>574476193Most Dinosaurs sans Sauropods were just about Elephant/Mammoth sized or closer to the giant sloth.The T-Rex’s head has tons of hollowouts just so that it wouldn’t weigh so much.
>thanks to jurassic park people think that dinosaurs are kaiju monsters>when even the books admit that the dinos they have are nothing like the real thing because of everything they had to do to even get them to not die
>>574457320>dragons, which is to say, incredibly boring and standard creatures.dragon claws wrote this post, frag off
>>574475421Those are scales.
I want a game featuring this dinosaur.
>>574458618I want to fuck that
>>574476193Cassowaries are bigger than humans and are basically just 'Raptor in the modern era'
>living in a golden age of dinosaurs, more fossils found than ever before, greater techonolgy lets us discover more shit from fossils we've had collecting dust in storage for decades>casuals get filtered because a few of them have feathers
>>574476332>one in an eye>one at the nostrils>might actually survive to escape as a resultNow, getting away immediately after two carefully-placed shots is the challenge.
>>574457320fpbp, genuinely incredible take, most dinosaurs aren't even real and are science fiction made up by paleontologists who are trying to solve a 1000 piece puzzle with 40 pieces from 15 different puzzles
what about that wave survival dino game? Is it shit?
>>574457546I just want a VR source port for Trespasser. Didn’t the source get leaked a while ago?
>>574470131The Isle is rough place to be if you like playing as carnos.
>>574476332Well I mean high powered hunting rifles people use on elephants or larger. Perhaps even stronger if you know it's an island full of big ass dinos. It's also just to give you a chance really. Though I get the feeling a 45 mag AK47 or some equivalent mag dumping in the front or broadside of a T-rex would definitively stop it within minutes if you hit various vital organs. Which might not save you exactly.
>>574477256The problem with that isWhere are the organsI don't know shit about where their heart or lungs might be in their bodies, I would assume upper chest.
>>574457127>dino gamesYou think you have it bad? At least you have zoo tycoon 2 and operation genesis. Trying to be Paleozoic fan.
>>574477436Hence "magdump", you might hit squat for vitals and it'll at best bleed out in hours or puncture the lungs 20 times and halt new oxygen going to the brain near-immediately. I'd assume cracking the knee or such joints wouldn't have it Shonen power through the pain of skeleton fragments rubbing together.
IT'S UP! Haven't seen gameplay this fake in a whilehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYxst0R-Tvo
>>574477751PS3 levels of trailer making
>>574476460>puts the silhouette of a woman in the diagramKEK
>>574476460Miura missed an opportunity.
Anyone got that picture of the feathered T-Rex standing over what I think is a river looking up and directly at you? I cannot find it for the life of me, but it gets posted in these threads quite often
>>574477990It’s in the thread
>>574466901the endurance hunter theory is also supported by their efficient walk (at least from our understanding of how everything would fit together)
>>574460584you mean ARK?
>>574457516>humans fucking suckBoosters, stat.
>>574478236Wow, that came off a lot more intimidating than it should have.
>>574458375>this is supposed to be a bad thing
>>574471757>creativity and art stagnatesArt always has something to say about the human condition or experience, and even if there’s absolutely nothing about a piece of art that depicts or is about a human, it typically will resonate in some way if it taps into something relatable to humanity or the time and place it was made. Stuff like dragons were used in mythological stories as a symbolic antagonist for the hero to conqueror and serve has a metaphor in a story which imparts some morale to the audience. Jurassic Park, which entirely influenced how most people conceptualise dinosaurs and how popular they are today, only had something like 15 minutes of screen time dedicated to actually showing the dinosaurs themselves and used them as a symbolic metaphor to tell a story where the subtext was about creation, the responsibility of parenthood and humanity’s inability to control nature. You seem to have very simple and child-like sensibilities in regards to art and entertainment.
>>574457370>Kinda tough to know what people want from dinosI want a dinosaur vore game.
Does Turok Evolution count?
Two games scared the shit out of me as a kid: Area 51 on PS2, and Jurassic Park on SNES
>>574459091That dinosaur just looks like a nigger.
>>574476414all anthroshitters are obnoxious faggots, scales or fur, doesnt matter
Science is ruined these days. Its all vaccine shilling and trannies. I used to read about dinosaurs and planets and physics and chemistry for hours on end. Now as soon as something scientific comes up, I instantly go do something else.
>>574481779That SNES JP game was amazing. I would love for someone to attempt a JP horror game again that play like Alien: Isolation.
most dinosaur games back then were jurrassic park tie-in gameswhich is still true, just jurrassic world is shit and movie tie-in games are made for mobile nowadays
>>574483165And the one game that you can play on PC/Console, JWE, fucking sucked.
>>574457320>pure nostalgia.This is slowly becoming a buzzword.
>>574472874Isn't there already a game mode like that in ARK? Primitive-only tech.
>>574470614It's been a while, courage wolf
>>574457320The Children of the Gods realized that the Warmbloods are only fit for sacrifice. Personally there are few things I find as dissonant with the Great Plan as a warmblood. They are the real world equivalent of foul ratmen, which is to say, incredibly weak and grotesque creatures. I've never met someone who wouldn't purge the feeble primitives later in life, so I chock interest of them up to pure heresy.
>>574457970Is that a porn parody?
>>574483165Probably not "most." I don't think you realize how many dinosaur games there really are, and how few studios have the rights to literal Jurassic Park the property.
>>574457320I have stop liking dinosaurs after paleontology 1 and 2. Fuck those scaly assholes.
>>574459091jesus christ that is the ugliest thing imaginable. fuck you.
>>574459196finally, someone with taste.i like feathered dragons too.
>>574464636its so strange to me how it jumps from 75kg to 600..
wish the isle didnt go to shit>>574473654theyre making it if you didnt know. im hyped too. but it will probably be quite a while.
post the CGI webm of the big tall dino picking up and eating the small one
>>574473654Dino Run was my shit. I did absolutely everything there was to do, found everything there was to find in it. It really clicked for me.
>>574464419For me?Well, of course its the mosasaur.
>>574488762How do you ruin the art style this badly?
>>574488762what the FUCK is that artstyle
>>574457127I was looking to buy a dinosaur survival game but then I read that pre-made groups are making groups of different species and teaming up, instantly lost interest
>>574491635That's bad, but Joe & Mac was never all that pretty.
>>574460019>I want an amnesia reskinI hate you
>>574458618>retards keep posting this not realizing it's a cryolophosaurus
>>574492536There are servers where doing such a thing is a bannable offense if you're talking about The Isle
I'm trying to remember a game from when I was a kid where you play as a group of humans who control dinosaurs and assemble a team like Pokemon. I think it had an overworld.
>>574459553That just means you aren't cumming hard enough.
>>574471496It's proto-feathers, not feathers like we see today on birds.
>>574493634did you not play alien isolation?
>>574494662No because it basically follows the same shitty formula as amnesia with an invincible enemy stalking around while you're supposed to hide in a locker or some shit and pretend to be scared.
Because the dinosaur craze was just thanks to Jurassic Park 1 and 2. Most people grew out of it, some manchildren didn't much like they don't grow out of Nintendo games. Many of said manchildren also became furfags that want to fuck the dinosaurs. It's like Pokemon. Ever seen a mentally healthy, well adjusted adult that likes pokemon?
>>574460145>literally shoot on through the abdomen in the last movie
>>574470131All I want from PoT at this point is beefier sounds and a pounce attack for Deinonychus. Maybe some AI so you don't constantly starve to death.The Isle is borderline unplayable.
>>574494976>it basically follows the same shitty formula as amnesia with an invincible enemy stalking around while you're supposed to hide in a locker or some shitwrong
>>574496194The alien is invincible. The most you can do is scare it away. If you don't have the means to scare it away you are stuck playing hide and seek with the alien until it leaves or you find a chance to sneak away. That's fucking boring. Invincible enemies are the worst, laziest fucking crutch in horror games and they're not even scary. They're just an obstacle.
>>574457127You can play Primal Carnage Extinction right now.
>>574457546There's a fan attempt to recreate the first one, trespassingpetrolia or something.The guy doesn't often make updates, for all I know it's dead in the water now.
>>574471496>no we can't prove it and our theories involving feathered dinosaurs fall apart with new discoveries This guy saw that one article about Trex potentially not having a feather covering and applied it to every single dinosaur. What a fucking moron. Thats not how cladistics works,
Considering even crocs posses the genes for proto-feathers, the timeline for when feathers first appeared goes back quite a bit.Although most dinos, especially in the triassic-early jurassic, probably only had quills, if even that.I do wonder when fur appeared in the ancestors of mammals though, that's the true mystery to me.
How does a species live for 165 millions of years and don't evolve past the hunter-gatherer phase? Is evolution a scam? Humans have been around for only 12k years and might reach singularity within a century or two.
>>574495427>comes to /v/>is deeply concerned what mature, well-adjusted people likefucking lol
>>574497940Evolution is real but directed by God and the dinosaurs weren't given full free will to eat from the Tree of Knowledge and fall into sin therefore could not progress culturally.
I want to capture dinosaurs with Nigel Marven.
>>574498306highly based>tfw they ruined Prehistoric Kingdom with the six gorillion dinosaur model redesigns
>>574488584>remembering the comfy times i had in the isle>meeting cool new people and staying up all night with some alcohol, roaming as a hunting packgod i miss it. the new version just doesnt click with me anymore. its a mess. why cant there be any good dino survival games like it again?
>>574497940They never entered a hunter-gatherer phase.What are you on about?
>>574498498what about the part of being a waste of oxygen for 200 million years bro
>>574459392>blackfox85Anon, that dinosaur probably isn't pregnant. and that's a good thing
>>574498649They got the upper hand in the permian extinction, it was a fluke as of course as when another major extinction hit the mammals reclaimed the throne of their ancestors.Dimetrodon family rise up.
>>574498754I don't know, what I do know is that blackfox does some excellent pumped up furs, and is into (clean) popping as well which is based
>>574486384Extremely based post
>>574464849They need to release that already
>>574460145This, people don't love dinosaurs, they love Jurassic Park dinosaurs
>>574498947what a fucking awful fetish. right down there with futaniggers.
>>574499080Based Nanosaur poster.
>>574477949a melancholy chuckle
>>574457127I think, after all the feather debates and more people following the esoteric rabbit hole, people have straight up stopped believing dinosaurs existed.
>>574498947Take your bicycle pump and go, dobson
Today I will remind them
>>574502046>its neck is a vomit railgundoubt
>>574502206Doubting such a thing only makes life that much less colorful.
>>574502046Those calculations are for a single solid mass, and do not apply to liquid dispersal. By that same logic, the average rainstorm would completely obliterate the earth's planetary crust down to the mantle.
>>574458908for some fuck off reason the game now crashes when I walk but it mostly didn't in the last few years.I hate this development.
>>574502320My heart wasn't set on brachi murder vomit.
Palefags be like>Yeah this thing looks like it existed and could fly
>>574503215The difference being that a rainstorm is spread out over a very wide area, whereas the vomit would be ejected from a single point. I guess it may be less of a single solid chunk, and more like a firehose.>>574503392You have no romance.
>>574459346You're the only thing that's retarded.The joy of hunting isn't the possibility of death, it's the climax of your planning, preparation, and patience paying off. A dinosaur hunting game would be great because it would introduce new challenges and new ways to deal with them.If I was a developer reading this thread I would unironically start making one right now, because it seems like untapped potential.
>>574463773based.my brother had the T-rex and the wasp and I had the rat and the rhinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmwGe34A8EE
>>574503712>Untapped potential>The CoD of Japan
>>574503831I need you to kill yourself and die. Monster Hunter is not a hunting game, it's an arcade game with the theme of hunting.
>>574459553Some snakes do.
>>574504582t. never played itIt's OK, it's not really meant for casuals such as yourself. Maybe a dinosaur-theme candy crunch is more for you?
>>574503494Because is not a Dinosaur. The head had to be that big for weight counterbalance for its small body in flight.While for birds, their weight is counter balanced at the back with their strong legs for its small head
>>574498294>dinosaurs were closer to god than humans>satan had to wipe them out with an asteroid to save himselfit makes sense if you think about it.
I wish we had a GTA game set on literally Dinotopia.
I wish this game got a remake like Ghost and Goblins.
>>574498754i have the bimbo style but that brontosaurus ass made me bust
>>574472221KekGive him the hair
Why are some of you so horny for dinosaurs?
>>574508702honestly, because of scalie fanart. scariness and sex appeal gotten better
>>574457127https://youtu.be/TQdV4dN9tMYYOGET FUNKYPLAY MONHUN WORLDSECRET RINGS WAS A GOOD GAME FUCK YOU >INB4 YOU EVEN POST FAGGOT
>>574503494I could tell you how it flew if you’re actually willing to listen.
If dinosaurs were never extinct, dragons could've been possible
>>574510720dragons were real it’s just that christians across the world killed and erased all evidence of them because they thought they were literal demons.
>>574496824Killable enemies are just obstacles too.
>>574510720Care to explain that logic?
>>574498492Path of Titans might scratch that itch.
Give me an atmospheric open world man vs dino gamealso the sequel to Turok 2008
>>574457370Based and truth-pilled. Also dinosaurs didn't exist.
>>574502046You just made me look up if giraffes can even vomit.
>>574458113>if they have Dino Crisis the RE2 and 3 remake treatmentHELL NO. Fucking kill yourself pls, i'd rather have DC dead for the rest of eternity than seeing it getting ruined like that
the greatest tragedy of jewish subversion is the fact they managed to convince a good chunk of the white population that their greatest achievements were nothing but a lie made by jews.
>>574508702hah its more of a fantisy thing, knowing that we will never get to experience it
>>574512420>That greentextDon't hurt me like that man
>>574471621that's a subset of meter tall biped raptors. It's like claiming the ostrich is a feathered dinosaur and not an avian. most of them cannot even be definitively proven as not actually birds.
>>574512420Sounds good on paper but believe me, nobody would actually want this.
>>574511387tried it. the map is amazing but the dumb skins are gay, and the entire playerbase is literally 10 year olds since it's crossplay with mobile. the gameplay is pretty decent, but it's still too barebones without the growth mechanic. at that point it's just a pvp sandbox, not a dino sim.the isle on the other hand, at least when and where i played, had a surprisingly older playerbase.
>>574513739youre wrong. low test detected.
Get some friends and play some Warpath for PS1. Everyone should already be familiar with Primal Rage too.
>>574513642>uhhh NOT REAL DINOSAURS!!!nice backpedaling
>>574505461I have played it, it's not a hunting game.You've never been hunting, and that's not okay. You can't be a real man unless you've eaten something you've killed.
>>574513739You realize beastiality is a real thing, yes?
>>574457320>the SEETHING this post is causingYep, only autistic manbabies like dino. The modern idea of the dinosaur squawking giant duck.
>>574459091she look like she have 500 teeth
>>574503494just like bee, right?
>>574513642i literally don't even need to say anything to prove you wrong
Can we just get a new, real Turok game? Who doesn't want to hunt dinosaurs with guns?All they have to do is not repeat the generic gruff 2000's shooters that were stuck doing bald space marine bullshit of the era. Make a game with the levels and speed of 1 and the guns/gore of 2. That's all I ask.
Dino crisis 1Dino crisis 2The lost world JP (ps1)The lost world JP (arcade)simple as
>>574514486Warpath is excellent dumb fun, great atmosphere too with that Lost World look.>>574521250Turok reboot would be based. Now seems to be the time for old franchises to shine like Wolfenstein and Doom so hopefully some CEO somewhere is taking notes
>>574523543>>574514486yeah and warpath too