STRREAMShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9juYJxQOv0https://twitch.tv/thegameawardsTIM STILL SWEATING ON THE STANDLINK TO RELEVANT EXHIBITS:https://appDOTbox.com/s/6b9wmjvr582c95uzma1136exumk6p989
>>554322606>TIM STILL SWEATING ON THE STANDNo he isn't he's been off for a while.
Post what you're listening to while watching this massacre
I was gone for a bit, any new highlights?
Apple is getting obliterated today. Hopefully their lawyers have a plan moving forward.
>Tim's not on the podium anymore for the rest of the trialzzzzzz, gonna play games instead
>>554322595So what's Tim's Ace Attorney name?
>>554322606post yfw you're not Tim
holy fuck this youtube chat is cringe
>>554322606Is he going to offer Apple free games?
Post yfw there's days of comfy court threads to come.
>>554322695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LLCrKLZdlY>>554322727>developers were asked to remove COVID-19 language because it was "triggering"
some of this questions are really weird/stupid.
BASED APPLE BTFOING THE CHINKOIDS WITH FACTS AND LOGICPAJEETS ON SUICIDEWATCH
>>554322606i genuinely can't figure out whether I'm more afraid of apple becoming more entrenched against antitrust cases, or more thrilled that timmy tencent is getting completely ravaged in all holes
Where's the audio?
>>554322727Tim admitted he would take a deal from Apple if he was offered one.
post yfw you are not Tim Sweeney
>>554322695https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL08DFB6DD9893CDE0what a great, underrated album
i don't really see the endgame of this "IOS platform is shit" argument.
>>554322859you can be both.
>>554322606How much do you think Sweeney won't take the stand again because how badly he fucked himself today and yesterday? When the Judge is calling you out every couple minutes you know your case is fucked.
>>554322795have you been to or listened to a court case before? This is pretty standard
>>554322860DDOS'd by epic's legal team
>>554322860Twitch stream is flaky at the best of times. The audio is very muffled and cuts out at odd times. The youtube stream has yet to go down and it's got slightly better audio.
>timmy getting owned by lawyers and judge>iqdb is backToday was a good day
>>554322781I haven't laughed and smiled this much on a thread for a long time.This shit is hilarious
So what's going on now? I took a break after the DO YOU HAVE A BACKUP PLAN shit that went down earlier.
>>554322923I don't think epic has an endgame anymore.They're probably trying to do the most damage they can.Not that it'll matter in the end.
>>554322979He's already been called as a witness, he doesn't need to take the stand again unless he wants to.
>>554322795Day 1 of Law School is "You're going to take cases that you absolutely hate. Leave your morality at the door if you want to be in law."Day 2 is "NEVER EVER EVER under ANY circumstances ask a question you don't already know the answer to."
>>554322783>developers were asked to remove COVID-19 language because it was "triggering"This is a joke right?
>>554322979he doesn't have a choice, he's deliberately set this case up as his own personal moral crusade
>Apple's attorney finally objected
>All the zoomers in the stream chats saying Epic is winning and #fuckapple
>>554322795It's intentional so that there is zero vagueness or ability for the other party to claim ignorance or deceit. It's also really handy to narrow down the specifics.
Post YFW the judge calls for a 40 minute recess to clean out Tim's spaghetti from the courtroom floor
why I don't hear anything on twitch?
Contrarian opinion: I actually hope Apple wins. Because fact is that Apple is 99% irrelevant to real vidya. I don't care about mobile shit, and controls + screen size firmly relegates it to a separate category vs PC or even consoles. The Mac is nearly irrelevant as a gaming platform, and to the extent it still gets some shareware or multiplats Apple has zero particular control and the biggest platform besides direct distribution is Steam.Meanwhile Epic is on the chink express and is actively fucking with PC gaymin' using fortnight $$$$$$$. They clearly want to just moneybag their way into exclusives and shit to force people to use their shitty ass store and get more profit for themselves in the end. I see no reason to support that.So yeah go Apple and fuck Epic. I can ignore Apple forever and it won't affect my vidya at all. Epic is the one who is more dangerous. And I'm glad Apple is one of the few with a profit motive to stand up to Facebook's bullshit too.
>>554322606Any funny highlights from today?
>>554323097No. This was literally said word for word on the stand by this developer. Their app was rejected because they submitted an update to make it free during COVID lockdown.
>>554322859I'm both and this case is the only reason I outright despise Epic. Yeah their exclusivity bullshit was annoying but nothing too new, this however is handing a huge fucking V to Apple making them even more secure from being smacked down for their bullshit.
>>554323120What do you think is going through his mind right now after he made such a huge spectacle with his 1984 bullshit etc?
God it feels good to see zoom zooms have their golden idol burned to the ground.
>>554323082CEO of Down Dog is at the mic shitting on Apple
>>554322606why is the media coverage on this so poor when we are forced to watch court cases about literal whos
>>554323202They got Dorito Pope.
>>554323221Apple is about to become super relevant once Windows realizes it can lock out third parties like Steam and force all executables to run through the Windows Store.
>>554323239Recap:>Judge asks Sweeny to admit fortnite is for fucking zoomers>Judge asks Sweeny if he has a backup plan>Sweeny admits he would have taken a deal from Apple if offered
>>554323139>while posting on their iPhones
Would Tim and his lawyers be able to save themselves if they got their current memories sent back in time?
>>554323239The entire day
>>554323283he zoomers even know who timmy is, let alone have an old /v/ & gabe thing?
>>554322606How much money is being laundered by both sides during this "trial"?
>>554323248Is the app in question Downdog? If I understand correctly Downdog wanted to make the app free during the lockdowns, but Apple rejected it due to COVID language being triggering? I wasn't here for that part so I'm trying to fill in the gaps.
>If your App is rejected, we have a Review Board that you can appeal to. If you run to the press and trash us, it never helps.
>>554323270a bullet, if he's lucky
>>554323347I doubt that'll happen
>>554323314Because the media already knows Apple is going to destroy Epic. There's no controversy.
>>554323172DO YOU HAVE A BACK UP PLAN
>>554323239>If Apple offered you an exclusive deal which had a lower cut, even if it excluded everybody else, would you take it?>Yes
How do we cope epic bros?
>>554323221>Contrarian opinion:it is? I thought we all agree on this, both Apple and Epic are cancer, but Epic is OUR hobby cancer
>>554323221>fortnight $$$$$$$And Timmy put that in jeopardy today. This case could be such an easy springboard to launch a crackdown on microstransactions from.
>>554323347>they put MCC and Sunset Overdrive on Steam years agoYeah, nah
how long is the break?
And you could have it all my empire of dirt.>>554323347They already does with windows s mode and nobody uses it.
>>554322606>I don't feel so good, Tencent.
Break until 4:15 PM EDT
>>554323221I don't think you understand the far reaching consequences of this case m8. The judge herself even mocked Tim yesterday over his attempt to claim the Apple and consoles were different which is why he isn't suing them and just Apple. Its clear this means the judge will rule in a way making the decision apply to each console company and Apple allowing them to be even more scummy in locking out any kind of alternative on their platforms.Legal precedence isn't just something that "doesn't affect me" its a wide sweeping thing especially in this case because Tim is a fucking retard.
>>554323347Bitch it hasn't done this through consoles forcing people to do exactly that, what makes you think it will now just because of phones? Hell, even fucking apple computers don't force all executables to run through the apple store.
>>554323471LUNCH TIME BOYS
>>554323373The Lawyers would be damned either way.>If they take the case, they fuck their entire careers over potentially.>If they don't take the case, Sweeny has enough clout to possibly hurt them anyway.
>>554323347Last time ms tried that, gabe turned Linux into a first class gaming platform
>>554323239we had lots of great moments such as a lawyer asking sweeney if a PS5 had to be plugged in to work, and Sweeney struggling to use a Nintendo Switch.
Its faptime boys
>>554323314this case is like watching a god beat up a retard kid
>>554323347Microsoft knows that isn't a winning move. They've been moving towards platform agnostic gamepass and xcloud for years now. End goal is to have their services on as many platforms as possible
>>554323347Windows Store is an absolute disaster, there's a reason why they gave up on it and moved releases over to Steam.
>>554323314Whats there to cover? sweeny thought he could win just by taking the moral high ground on the internet and didn't prepare any kind of real case to defend his possition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LLCrKLZdlYthese threads and tim getting his asshole reamed are some of the most fun I've had in this shithole in quite a while
>>554323534M$ have also tried to do the apple thing atleast 3 times now too.M$ just has the sega stigma of being an unattractive boomer company, so it'll never work out.
>>554323314There's no one to generate outrage from other than children and children don't give a fuck about the news so aren't a target audience for ratings.
>>554323221>Contrarian opinion: I actually hope Apple winsHow the fuck is that contrarian you complete fucking dumb ass retard every single anon here is rooting for Timmy to lose, hole fucking shit this retarded shills couldnt be more ovious.
Looks like the judge is completely on Epic's side. Godspeed.
>>554323096The whole strategy from Epic of "We spit technobabble because the Boomer Judge won't understand what the fuck any of it means" reminds me of the trick question scene of My Cousin Vinny, except this time the Judge BTFOs the Witness and his Lawyer which is 10 times kek worthy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nGQLQF1b6I
>>554323623>sent from my ipadtop zoz
>>554323573What kind of alternatives exists on consoles?
>break contract you literally signed off unilaterally>somehow have the gall to sueJust who convinced them of doing this, the mental gymnastics are too much
>>554322878No shit, the whole Epic Store was created just because he wanted a payout and special deals.
I got a couple of these old ones from the initial start of it. Guess I'll post em?
Shouldn't there be a subpoena to determine whether App Store Review retaliated against a witness?
>>554323732Typo or advanced COPE?
>>554323661If rumors are to be believed MS are working on a full store rework so maybe it won't be as bad in the future.
How are these threads not getting deleted? Jannies extra pathetic today
alright /v/.Epic's lawyers have mostly checked out, so they're open to letting you have a go.>How do you salvage things thus far for Epic and make Apple lawyers sweat?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOUND
Tell me someone is working on a highlights video with subtitles
>>554323347How fucking brain dead do you need to be to compare Steam to windows.
>>554323392Aren't a ton of zoomers personally invested because Timmy is holding the pricing of vbucks hostage?
Any of you guys compile the best quotes so far?
>>554323642>fapping during daytimereally niGGa?
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>>554318236They choose not to list their website. Here's another app that chooses to do so using the intended function Apple provideshttps://apps.apple.com/us/app/simply-yoga-home-instructor/id413817051
>>554323778Which is why I was thinking Tim had something else in mind. I'm not sure he actually believes he can win this
>>554323778Tim convinced himself.
>>554323856you can't salvage anything if there is barely a case to begin with
>>554323856I don't. Apple's already won. I guess I could make Tim take the stand every day just for the entertainment of it
>>554323995DO NOT REDEEM
>>554323768They don't, unless you jailbreak, and this case will make it so no one can make a case for why they should be allowed to exist.
>>554323936>Reddit reading comprehension
>>554323778Tim thought that Apple would give in and they'd never have to go to court. He never dreamed they'd say no.
That adds another contender for hall of shitty game ceos. We already have Randy Pitchford, Todd Howard and now Tim Sweeny. Any others that should be added anons?
>>554323681it's distracting me way too much at work but god damn if it isn't entertaining
It just sounds like he's in court just to complain about apple
>>554323995WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING THE CARD
>>554323840>How are these threads not getting deleted?looks like pajeet woke up :)
>>554323798The thing is that by breaching the contract and predictably being removed, he draw attention of all the retarded kids who now follow him as a champion of justice because Apple denied them their stupid game
>>554323869>Luscious lopez don't judge me>Thinking about starting metro exodus>sandwich
>>554323778timmy thinks because unreal is popular and he's a fortnite billionare that it makes him a FAGMAN contender, just sheer blind egomeanwhile apple literally gets away with slave labor in court. someone had to humble him and it turned out to be apple
>>554324005pretty sure his complaint was within the app itself
>>554323995They're both shit
>>554324145yeah that's pretty accurate
>>554324019i can only imagine it has to do with pressuring google and apple, who have a digital duopoly over mobile devices, to end the walled garden approach. apple's business is literally built on it so it'll never happen.
>>554324212That was planned ahead of time, too
>>554324145That is exactly why he's there. They're a third party witness brought by Epic to establish that Apple is bad and evil.
>>554323856I ake a deal under the table to help apple lawyers by making easy to trumpp arguments in exchange of having my name protected from Tim's bat scented hands
>>554324109Does Bobby Kotick, however you spell his name, counts?
Audio out again or just a recess?
Exclusive footage of Epic's lawyerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICwHhj92WOk
>>554324237Follow the reply chain, this was talking about the app store page and the person asking linked the app page and asked where the link was
>>554323573>allowing them to be even more scummy in locking out any kind of alternative on their platformsThis makes no fucking sense Anon. How is an Xbox or Switch NOT "any kind of alternative" to a Playstation? Or PCs to consoles? Or an Android to an iPhone? Vidya has done bretty fucking gud over the last TWENTY EIGHT FUCKING YEARS (NES came out 1983) with consoles being appliances the entire time. Dominance by one console manufacturer inevitably collapses within two generations as they start getting complacent and fucking stuff up and everyone can easily just hop to another console. Or to PC, or have multiples. Where is the harm here?And I'm also glad to have locked down platforms to push my parents and tech illiterate family/friends to, it's made their lives better and vastly reduced tech support for me as well.FWIW I'd be ok with a law requiring a buy-time-only option, which could cost money, that'd allow a hardware owner to load on their own root keys for hardware, software, or both. I think few people would choose it and nobody could be compelled too after the fact, but real tinkerers could still do so. But that's not what this case is about at all.
>>554324057my point is that there's no alternative on console anyway, so there's nothing that's lost.Why would sony or m$ or any other corp allow another one to run stuff that would threaten their money on their console?
>>554323995ok rape you tomorrow
>>554323995NODO NOT REDEEMBITCHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554324109Todd isn't ceo of Bethesda, retard.
>>554323778Microsoft.Read up on SCO vs IBM where Microsoft paid a small company who claimed to own the UNIX copyrights (they didn't) to sue IBM over their support of GNU/Linux, Microsoft's last remaining OS competition at the time. Microsoft backed them for over a decade in court even though SCO's claim was completely meritless because it created Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt about Microsoft's competition.Note that Microsoft is about to re-enter the consumer computing device market this year when they push out Windows 10 X across the spectrum of pre-built Windows computers which removes legacy support and will likely be in devices competing against the iMac, Macbook Air, and possibly the iPhone.
>>554324307He's an asshole but he's successful. Activision is making stupidly large amounts of money.
>>554323732lolno the judge is tearing timmy tencent a new one
>>554324109todd's fine, you just gotta stop believing his sweet lies.Compared to randy and tim, he's basically a saint.
>>554323778>Just who convinced them of doing thisTencent, they need Epic to be legally and monetarily battered so they can buy them up
>>554323869Suigimaybe Doom with mods when I finish drawingPopcorn
>>554323709>How the fuck is that contrarian you complete fucking dumb ass retard every single anon here is rooting for Timmy to lose, hole fucking shit this retarded shills couldnt be more ovious.I posted that before I saw any other replies and I've mostly seen tech people and 4chan shit on Apple because fuck Apple. That /v/ recognizes Epic as the bigger threat is pleasantly refreshing so guess I was wrong that it was contrarian here. And in this case I'm happy to be fucking wrong, not that any of our shitposts will affect the outcome an iota granted.
so who are we siding?
What the fuck
>>554324109Charlie Cleveland / subnautica>tried to cash in on social brownie points and make a "stand" against gun violence despite making Half Life mods and Natural Selection before>proceeds to walk back his stance anyway when it's clear he was actively ruining SUbnautica's potential
>>554324019Yes he planned for the kids who play Fortnite to make a big enough stink and turn it into some huge movement online forcing Apple to come and negotiate a more favorable deal for Epic without ever going to court. Unfortunately for Tim Apple doesn't fucking flinch.
>>554324019He had something else, he thought the players would create enough noise online to make apple give him a deal to stop the "bad press", but apple didn't give a shit and the players didn't give a shit so now he's forced to go through all of it or look like a fucking greedy coward.
If Apple wins, videogames are doomed. Let's go Apple!
>>554323373Not unless it's two years or more.>>554324109>Todd>badTodd's only flaw is that he's an extreme manlet.
>>554324540they both suck but watching Tim spill his spaghetti all over the place was top entertainment
Are they in recess? No audio
>>554324485Uhmm, just like the other three companies?Of course different amount of money but all are successful.
itt seething apple shills
>>554324109Todd really isn't that bad, he just takes all the hate because he is the face of the company (even though that role was supposed to be Pete Hines').
>>554324630jesus christ he really is a twitter user isn't he?
>>554323347lmao derr. You clearly don't understand this case bro.
>the enemy of my enemy is my enemyis this a good excuse to root for apple or I'm just on a next level cope?
>>554324540apple is evil, timmy is a smug cuck, pick whoever you want to see fail more
>>554324087Steam Does not "lock out thirt parties and force them to run true steam" you complete mongoloid.
>>554323709>every single anon here is rooting for Timmy to lose>implying
>>554323979>daytimeAll the latinas are on webcams right now
>>554324019He wanted to make a protest movement out of it but even fortnite kiddies thought it was fucking retarded
>>554324703WHY DID YOU REDEEM
>>554322606Can someone give a link or breakdown to what I missed Day 1? I was too busy playing video games.
>>554324630>Tim: I thought of this really cool line you should put in our lawsuit against Apple>Lawyers: Tim this is retarded as hell, please just let us do our job of trying to make the best case we can>Tim: put it in our lawsuit or you're fired
BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED
>>554324531This has been going for 2 days now, lurk moar or shut the fuck up, Timmy needs to stop hiring ledditors to shill around here jesus
>>554324630TIMMY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY
>>554324720pete hines's the complete moron, right?
Is that a fucking microwave?
>>554324703>lust provoking image>pointless post
>>554324680Ebin is on the slippery path to becoming not successful because their one trick pony is getting worn out.
>>554324771Not even, but it's clear Apple is in the right and a clear winner here.
>COOF *farts*What the fuck, Tim
>>554324936lmao try playing some vidya once in a while you neckbeard basement dwelling fat faggot
>>554324630NINE TEEN EIGHTY FORTNITE
>>554323314Because why would the media care? The game industry is not this big deal in the eyes of MSM.
>>554324703STOP REDEEMING THE CARD
>>554324796Again>Reading comprehensionWhat I'm saying is that Microsoft will push out an update for Windows 10 as a massive security path which will ban executables from running unless it's whitelisted by through the Microsoft Store. This will effectively kill Steam since they can't actually install and run your software anymore.
>>554324749Apple is a total cunt
>>554325052>NINE TEEN EIGHTY FORTNITEsimple... EPIC xD
>>554325037>i can't play games and enjoy cringe kinoget the fuck out
>>554324703NOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI WILL REDEEM IT
>>554324610How so? Closed-platform first development is already the status quo and has been since at least the 7th console generation. Courts have repeatedly confirmed the right of companies to use closed platform business models since at least the 80s and the DMCA greatly enhanced that.
>>554324630How to embarrass yourself in a courtroom. How did this utter autist manage to become a CEO?
Why can't they both lose
>>554324720>that role was supposed to be Pete HinesHe still gets plenty of hate too>hey, why isn't this game's universe consistent?>omg who cares? stop asking questions and just consume product.
>>554324964>and all I can think of is "I wish I could just walk away"A quote from Pete Hines, a man who works for a company that makes RPGs talking about dialouge when answering questions about Fallout 4.
Why wasn't I invited to the Tim fight guys?
>>554325121You're a complete retard. That would be the death sentence for Microsoft in every business, not just gaming.
>>554324760What about allowing side loading do you not understand anon?
>>554325152>>554324703>do i fit in yet guiz????You need to go back.
----ATTENTION----Link to the court case including evidence submittedhttps://cand.uscourts.gov/cases-e-filing/cases-of-interest/epic-games-inc-v-apple-inc/
i hope apple win, keep fortnite shit off of iOS
>>554325180Because that would be true Justice, and that hasn't existed in the American court system for decades.
post themes for Timhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm7vnOC4hoY
>>554325189DO NOT REEDEM THE STEAM CODEANON ARE U ESCORT?DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM
>>554324745Tenchink doesn't like that this has to be enabled with a warning about security, they want unsigned APK sideloading by default to get their spyware on without anyone thinking twice
>>554325121That's the dumbest shit I've read
>>554324610>If Nintendo in 1983 wins, videogames are doomed. Let's go Nintendo!imagine being this retarded
>>554325157she look attractive wtfIs it the sex hair?
>>554324964Yes, Pete Hines is the dude who went "I wish I could just walk away during dialogue" Todd is a Morrowindfag
>>554325289If Apple wins I am selling my Samshit S10 and buying a iPhone.
I wonder if Epic have anything else lined up after Fortnite, or if they're really that delusional to think Fortnite is forever.
>>554325234What does he have to do with it?
>>554324278Oh, l meant Tim is.
>>554325180Apple isn't losing but they made Tim spill all the beans on backdoor deals and proved in contemptive court that PS store is worse than IOS gamers are already winning
>>554324576>natural selection God, that was a fun game. HL and CS mods were so fucking good. Skipping school on friday as a kid just to play Sven Coop with strangers or trying to escape while staying human in Zombie Escape in CSS was fucking magical.
>>554325270i wanan fuck nice delicious cunny
>>554325440He could shout down apple by calling them goobergators
>>554325437Someone post epic revenue
>>554325289They both lose in that case lol. I wonder if they will be willing to compromise to bring it back
>>554325235Eh, they'll boil everyone slowly.PS, I actually want them to fail which is why I want Apple to get a wrecking ball through its walled garden so that Microsoft doesn't get any ideas about how far they can push their platform dominance.
So if the down dog dude hates Apple Pay, why doesn’t he offer subscription services outside of the app and require a login to the app where they’ll have the privileges? I’m sorry if this was addressed already but I just got back from driving.
>>554325157>boomer judge but can't be bamboozled by tech shitThe only way this could've gone worse for timmy is if->she starts poking holes in timmy's case herselfIt's over. Epic is done.
>>554324212Public relations wins don't stop the legal system from tearing you a new asshole. Tim fucked up but good.
>>554324749>just stop hitting yourself broabusive and disgusting
>>554325180They can and might>timmy boy exposes Fomo shit to exploit kids out of their money>court looks further into this and discovers apple apps work out of tricking kids into parting with their mom's cash>apple fucks epic, then apple gets fucked by the govBased and blessed outcome, believe anon.
>>554325437With all the money they've been dumping on trying to make EGS a worthy competitor to Steam and to weasel their way in to other platforms, I'm guessing that EGS is their big long term plan.
>>554325437Didn't the judge ask this?
>>554325469Your cunny looks a bit too ripe there.
>>554325437Why do you think they are so desperate to get EGS off the ground?
We on break or we done?
>>554325437Isn't that the point of the EGS? To be the backup plan?
Is Timmy gonna suicide after this?
>>554325440Nothing. He's making a joke about the case technically being between Tim Cook vs Tim Sweeney and referencing that Josh fight a few weeks back.
Tim is crying on the microphone
>>554325529I am clearly not in the loop here.
>>554325121This isn't even physically possible anon, tons of PCs don't even have any protected hardware stack at all. Even today TPM is often still only a purchase-time configuration option. It's not like modern consoles or iDevices where there is cryptographic backing from boot onwards.Even ignoring a billion OTHER reasons this would be retarded (and legally bad too, Apple is a niche not a monopoly, Microsoft definitely still dominates the PC), they just can't do it unless they made it a version of windows that wouldn't run on 90% of existing PCs which would be even more suicide.
>>554325689break for another 20
>>554325180The European Union is going after Apple, so it's not like nothing is going to happen to them even if Timmy and Epic get assfucked.
>>554325538They do offer a cheaper subscription from their website, but they're not allowed to point people to it from the app.
>>554323221>Meanwhile Epic is on the chink express and is actively fucking with PC gayminBecause they have a store that isn’t Steam? You’re a mindless consoomer
>>554325538He does and even has the url or some shit in his app and Apple does nothing about it. The thing is most people don't bother and just use the Apple pay because its convenient and they already have their payment information there.
>>554325532Unlikely. Tim wants special treatment on Apple's platform, and Apple has no reason to give it to him.
>>554323347Dumb nigger, every lab and stock exchange would drop Windows like your mother dropped you
>>554325174Kicking out all the old developers
EPIC: fights for gamers and developers around the worldtrannies: lmao fuck epicCringe.
>>554325634No she asked about if she ruled in favor of Apple what his plan was.
>>554325538That’s not how pay 2 win makes its money I think you’ve got the business model all wrong
I don't particularly care to defend billion dollar companies but it's good to see Epic get fucked in all this.Both companies are just doing what they can to make as much money as possible. The difference is Epic has been claiming itself to be some kind of underdog or champion of the people. That hypocricy makes Apple slightly less worse in this situation.Plus you don't get to sit around with a thumb up your arse while someone else puts in all the work and financial investment of creating a platform that has become successful enough to be used by nearly to a billion people on Earth and then swoop in and say "Ok, we get free use of this now"
>>554325121You do realize Windows 10S is a thing, right?, and they had to make it an option for you to be able to convert to regular W10 if you didn't want to rely on only what's available in the Windows Store. It seems they legally can't just lock out out from installing whatever software you want and only go through their store.
>>554324597Which is fucking baffling in and of itself, considering Apple went to court with the US government over a known terrorists phone data.
>>554325881>>554325895So what exactly is their argument? Especially if third party payment processors also take a cut (albeit less).
>>554325121>I HAVE THIS BRILLIANT MARKETING IDEA MY M$ BOSSES>LET'S MAKE STEAM>THE MOST POPULAR PC GAMING PLATFORM>NO WAIT>LET'S MAKE IT EXCLUSIVE TO UBUNTU AND MAC>ALSO LETS KILL OUR ENTIRE ENTERPRISE MARKET>THIS WILL WIN US LOTS OF BUSINESS>wh-what do you mean I-I'm f-fired???
>>554325990>fights for gamersBy locking games to their abortion of a client?
>>554325990He literally said in court he only cares about himself
>>554325990Maybe gamers deserve to lose if their representative is a stuttering weirdo
>>554325121This will happen after the solar flare destroys every computer in existence and paves the way for Microsoft to build a new locked down PC platform from scratch.
>>554325174Peter Principle. He was really, really fucking good at his job as a software developer.
>>554325840I hope you're right but I really don't think anything is going to come out of that either. Tim winning here would also be funny just because it fucks current console producers.
Damn, epic pajeet shills are on fire today.
>>554325537Ok so which is it: Are they going to push one patch to nuke everything not in the Windows store (what you said before) or are they going to slowly over time make it more and more difficult to use non-Windows store applications (what you're saying now after being called a total moron)Anyone who has worked in IT will tell you just how stupid an idea that is. M$ makes a habit of hiring smarties, not dipshits like you.
>>554325884No, because they have a store that shells out money to third party devs to activate not put it on other stores for x amount of time. Suck start a shotgun trying to play dumb about timed exclusivity.
Why we posting cunny?
>>554325174It’s worse than that, I’m convinced Sweeney is a manipulative super autist who doesn’t realize he’s a psycho. Imagine actually giving literal children a call to action and imagining you’re the good guy.Massive fucking tool.
so there's no way epic is winning this one right?
>>554325990>Giving a fuck about either partyCringe.
>>554326053>they legally can't just lock out out from installing whatever software you want and only go through their storeThey can, the only problem is that they'd see Linux become the world's most used PC operating system overnight.
>>554325884>Because they have a store that isn’t SteamNo because they're not trying to just compete with Steam by being a better store.
>>554325990He literally said that he'd take an exclusivity deal with Apple if offered. You drank the fucking kool-aid and fell for his lies.
>>554326024I’m not talking about Sweeney, who was called out already for not pursuing that exact method with vbucks because it wasn’t “suitable for what they wanted.”
>>554326103This is a larp
>>554325989you just know
>Wait an hour until Tim stops destroying his own case so that your posts aren't refuted live by your own master>Begin the Damage Control under the safety of recess The state of epic shills
>>554326079He was called to the stand just to demonstrate how bad Apple is for stifling poor independent app creators.
>>554326169give me your hat
tl;dr so far?
>>554326103Why are actual cucks so fucking retarded? It's just a fantasy/fetish you morons, you don't make your wife fuck other men.
>>554325990Hi Tim, shouldn't you be at your trial instead of shitposting on your phone?
how much till someone makes a highlight video?
>>554325840yeah EU is trying to shake down the american money tree hardcore at this point, they've really fucked their economy and EU wide politics so makes sense to find outside enemies rather than deal with their own corruption and entrenched interests holding them back from being successful
>>554326160The nuke patch was admittedly tin-foil hatty (though should be considered and hedged against), but the latter is clearly more likely.
>>554323856>implying my client is guilty
>>554325537This isn’t the Microsoft of the 90’s anymore. At this point they’re thinking of having a new windows store that’s just a glorified Linux repository with barely any cut for Microsoft.
>>554326481They're at recess
>>554323347Hate to add to the train currently being run on your anus but you are a very silly man it was silly of you to suggest that's something that will happen.
>>554326473ssshhh dont tell them that. its a great way to get free sex and not worry about the bitch calling you up for child support
So where's the stream?There's too many links i don't know which one
Reminder that epic shills have no BACK UP PLAN
>>554326468Apple is dunking on Epic, the judge is dunking on Epic, Tim isn't coming back to the stand so the show is pretty much over.
>>554323856Your honor, my client is a sperg, he cannot control himself.
>>554325763>This isn't even physically possible anonMicrosoft isn't going quite the full route on that. What they're doing is removing the win32 legacy compatibility layer. Hypothetically you could side-load UWP applications, or require users to enable a 'developer mode' which allows old software to run in a VM but UWPs are extremely limited and would likely not allow a third-party app store like Steam to function, and running in a Microsoft controlled VM would almost certainly result in degraded performance if complex 3d games would even run.>they just can't do it unless they made it a version of windows that wouldn't run on 90% of existing PCsRead up on Windows 10 X. Its happening.>which would be even more suicide.People have said this every time Microsoft pulls anti-consumer shit, and every time the vast majority of users just go along with it.Microsoft doesn't care if they lose pirates and people who only buy stuff from Steam because they'd still make more money at 25% of the consumer device market than their current 33% and its unlikely they'd lose that many users.
>>554326536This is a perfect case of someone (the EU) doing the right thing for all the wrong reasons kek.
>>554326468Tim is out of job and getting cancelled in the industry after only 2 days of trial.
>>554322992>thinking that mainland Chinkoids have any idea how a real court case works outside of their kangaroo carnival courtcases.
Any burger here?how did Tim ended up being a chink puppet? I thought you guys loved your country
>>554323856Make Tim plead insanity
>>554326681>>554325189Their backup plan is to get back to shitting on the streets.
Fuck EU they are poor fuckers i bet refugees fucked al Swedish by now.
>>554324540whoever wins, we get to laugh at the loser
>>554323856"If you dont rule in our favor, triple gay"
>>554325250>You need to go back.Oh the irony
>>554326696>Tim isn't coming back to the standWait, is it just witnesses now?
>>554326627Eh, you win some you lose some. Went too hard on the "present crazy argument to hit on a point" that seems to work on 4chan. The original point was Apple walled garden being detrimental since Windows can adopt it.
>>554326103>>554326104>>554326105>>554326113>>554326186>>554326259>>554326345>>554326481I bet you trannoids have iphones. They all do. Apple didnt do ANYTHING to support gaming. No engine, no games, no nothing.
>>554323798Yes Apple, no such thing as opportune time to make money, if I’m getting hit I’m not allowed to use self defense I must somehow get the authorities to defend me
>>554326806>I thought you guys loved your countryif only this were true
>>554326921I don't have a phone
>>554322606No video? Why?
>>554326183Gotta agree with this, there is nothing more dangerous than a self-righteous autist that has power
>>554326696>Tim isn't coming back to the standIt's always possible something brought up during someone else's testimony could lead to him being called back.
Tim "i want kids to make impulse purchase" SweeneyTim "i would accept a deal that only benefits me from apple" Sweeney
>>554326921Yeah so why should I care if they win?
>>554326629the bull is also mental ill anon
>>554326806Isnt Timmy a jew? he definetly moves in that circle after all Jewoff Keighley is clearly suiporting him.
>>554326806Did you miss our current """president""" being completely owned by china? The CCP/CIA runs almost everything here.
>>554321074>Wait do the monitors not come with stands?Apple's highest-end monitors don't come with stands because they (correctly) assume that most people purchasing a multi-thousand-dollar monitor will be using a monitor arm.Monitor arms are fucking awesome, by the way. Get one that bolts to your desk rather than clamping to it.
LAAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIIIIEEES AND GENTLEMAN OF /V/ ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND TWO??
>>554326921Good.And I hope epic does the same from now
>>554326913Yes, you can't have a dead man be a witness
>>554327032Tim "For the people except when Apple are meaner" Sweeney
>>554326751>Microsoft doesn't care if they lose piratesYou're retarded and this statement alone proves you have no idea what you're talking about. Microsoft is very keen on retaining pirates, which is why it's easier than ever to use Windows 10 without paying
>>554323347Mainland chinkoid hands typed this.
>>554326921Why the fuck would I play games on my phone?
>>554326921anyone who says the phrase "supporting gaming" is unironically cringe and you should kill yourself.
did the stream stop for today? or will they resume later?
>>554325990holy shit how young do you have to be to fall this hard into Sweeney's disgusting liesMaybe if you weren't a Fortnite loving baby you'd know better
>this is going so well, we might see an end to the EGS cancer soon
>>554326806We love money. We have literally sold our souls for money time and time again.
>>554326921I love Unreal and have an Android, but Tim has no case.
>>554327032truely the robin hood of our times
>>554326921> Apple didnt do ANYTHING to support gaming. No engine, no games, no nothing.Good those fags should stay out.
>>554326921>I bet you trannoids have iphonesno the point is we don't you stupid faggot>Apple didnt do ANYTHING to support gamingright but they don't do anything to oppose it either in ways any of us care about. the whole point is they are off in their own walled garden and niches. the mac is irrelevant, android dominates marketshare too but who gives a fuck about mobileshit, and apple has no console play of any kind.fuck epic pushing their garbage launcher tho and fuck the chinese
As a real lawyer, watching /v/ pretend to know what is going on is just hilarious.I'm laughing at you right now, just so you know. Stop pretending to understand something that is way above you. Stick to talking about your video games instead :)
>>554326162What about Windows stores exclusives, hmmm?
>>554327080a hero will risehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHsGO8a8WOE&ab_channel=DNSL
>>554326921>playing games on your phone casualfag detected
So how long is this break going to last?
>>554327121Muhammad Ali vs George Floidweather when
>>554327313As a real shitposter, watching newfags bait is just hilarious.
>>554327313Awesome, a lawyer. Could you provide a Cliffs Notes on what has happened?
>>554327313>as a real lawyerpost proof or fuck off
How could Tim Sweeney think this would be a good idea?
>>554327313if I build a time machine and use it to go back in time and fuck myself as a shota, is it still rape or technically just masturbation?
>>554327032Tim "Apple is baloney but please ignore Sony" Sweeney
>>554325189what did the pajeet shills mean by this?
>>554326921Nope, shitty samsung s8 or something
>>554327313>types lots of words to say nothing at allSounds like a lawyer alright
Hey /v/ is it vaporwave?
>>554327449Game developers are notoriously maladjusted retards
>>554327313>this cuck is still larpingLmao
>>554327313a lawyer who has time to shitpost is a failure.
>>554327354Really crazy that he is a complete faggot outside his videos considering what they are and all.
>>554327425how do these retards print money?
>>554327313>As a real lawyerCool, so one thing we now know is that you are not a real laawyer.
A new member of shit ceos.
>>554325990I might be willing to believe the latter but Epic always places the consumer at the absolute bottom of their priorities. The generous take on them is that they're a company that'll always support devs over players.
>>554323314you cant show anal rape in mainstream media
Whos your favorite 2hu?What's your favorite Steam Game?
>>554327516No this game got delayed to 2023
>>554327570rule number one of youtubers, never watch them on streams
>>554327425>Tim seriously starting a formal email to the CEO of the biggest company on earth with “y’all should”does he think he’s on Twitter???
>>554327425I imagine "Who the fuck?" is probably why Phil took so long to respond to his email as well.Imagine being a CEO and having to put up with emails from Tim all the time.
>>554327157>which is why it's easier than ever to use Windows 10 without payingMicrosoft's whole goal as a company is to generate revenue from users.Giving up on selling Windows did not mean they gave up on that.If anything they've stepped up efforts.What does Microsoft lose if a user who got Windows 10 for free can no longer use it to play Steam games?What are more users going to do? Switch to GNU/Linux? Or re-buy games from the Windows Store / sign up for their subscription service?
>>554327352>Third partyMight as well bring up EA or Ubisoft store while you're at it.
>>554323471p standard lul
>>554325437what i hate about the inevitable downfall of epic is the devs who took those exclusivity bribes are just gonna walk away from it instead of having black eyes like they should.
>>554327354is this really how it be?
>>554323519You agreed to that, anyone with a brain wants bad things for epic.
>>554323856Try to settle out of court. Offer Tim as a sacrifice.
>>554327608>how do these retards print money?Gambling has always been super profitable anon, like for all of modern human history, since humans are fundamentally bad at probabilistic thinking plus it laser focuses on hitting the dopamine responses. Be a natural huckster, get a gambling thing relabeled as a "video game" so it avoids government regulation, get network effects going, and lock players in, and of course it'll print money.If Apple nuked all gatcha shit from iOS I'd actually applaud them for once.
>>554327425>y'allLiterally a redditor.
>>554327880While exclusivity is awful, the idea of platforms paying devs for their games is good and fosters competition and hopefully better games.
>>554327313Hello, fellow (you) farmer, these threads are goldmines.
>>554327425HEY YALL BIGGEST CEO OF FOXXCON MIND IF I TAKE A BIGGER PART OF YOUR SHARE PADNER??? :DDD
audio on the youtube stream
>>554327608Kids are notoriously terrible with money and these games are aimed at them. Tim even admitted that in court.
>>554327753You're not thinking outside the box. The more people use Linux the stronger it becomes, the more apps are developed for it and the more people are inclined to change their OS. When Microsoft retains non-paying users, most of whom wouldn't ever pay anyway given the ridiculous cost of the license, they're making sure Linux remains small and non-competitive.
>>554327979It’s a pretty standard phrase where Tim Cook is from. This is how autistic Sweeney is being, he thinks he’s L from death note or something equally as stupid
>>554327425>who?>phil has to head out and ask around the office to find some younger person who knows who the fuck this "tim" guy issaddest exhibit in this case poor tim
>>554327608Cliffy is hilarious to he make like 1 good game that mostly spics like and still sees himself as an avatar of the game industry, even kojimbo with all his retarded bullshit can say he make a copule of really fun games aside for MG
>>554328117They all laughed
>>554327753>What does Microsoft lose if a user who got Windows 10 for free can no longer use it to play Steam games?>What are more users going to do? Switch to GNU/Linux? Or re-buy games from the Windows Store / sign up for their subscription service?Actually that would be prime moment for Steambox and the like resurgence. MS can't stop Dell from selling laptops with SteamOS equivalent either. Question is would it stick but still sounds better than rebuying your library
>>554327719the one with the hatsneed for seed: dechuck edition
>>554326921I have a shitty old Android I barely use.And the fewer mega conglomerates trying to carve out a piece of the market, the better, frankly.Fuck Tim and fuck Apple.
>>554327425>CEO of a company.>Writing in Ebonics level contractions in a formal letter to another CEO.Sweeney can't be real. He's a fever dream, except we're not dreaming.
There's nothing better than cracking cold one and watching Timmy lose a lawsuit.
>>554328091>Hopefully better gamesYeah just like a smaller cut of 12% hopefully makes games cheaper for the customer. Blow it out your ass with this trickle down economics bullshit, it hasn't been working for decades but somehow retards still buy into it.
>>554328008>Apple please make changes necessary to help Android customers>also we want lots more money for ourselves and you will continue to support the platform for less ok?>pls respond?????????????????>t.apple
>>554328210>Cliffy is hilarious to he make like 1 good game that mostly spics like and still sees himself as an avatar of the game industryYou may be too young to remember the absolute insanity of worship he received back in the day. He was one of the first big "rock star devs" at the turn of the millenium when gaming press was exploding and making some devs look like icons.Kinda similar to the ego stroking M Night Shyamalan got back in the day that made him one of the biggest crash and burn laughingstocks in film.
>>554327793the B in Cliffy B stands for Based
IT IS TIME MY BOYS
>>554328351It looks more like he was writing with whoever Schiller is, beyond Cook's subordinate, and he forwarded it to other Tim
>>554328210Technically he worked on 9 good ones. (10 for me because i liked Gears 3).You're still right though.
WHERE IS THE VIDEO
>>554328180He's retarded if he thinks someone from Alabama thinks it's endearing to hear someone north of Richmond to say "ya'll" to him? But that's not why he said it he said it because it's popular to use southern colloquialisms on Twitter and Reddit.
>>554328439redpill me on that poo in loo
>>554327080Is that why the EGS started while Trump was president, the same president that deliberately skull-fucked our farming and manufacturing industries under the guise of "fighting china" but instead gave them bigger handouts than they could ever gain under their own subversion?
>>554328658Its audio only
How were there even "people" that thought for a second apple wouldn't be winning this? The discussions since ages ago should have been about apple wining but by how much
>>554328678Basically this picture, except it was everyone saying it, not just Newsweek.
redact THIS DICK
>>554328482BOYZ BOYZ BOYZGITZ REPORT
I'm ready for this guy to get destroyed in cross
Ebin. Simply ebin.
>>554328747no expected epic to fuck up this much
Apple cross examines Benjamin Simon
>>554328678basically kojimbo of film.has some interesting high-level gimmicky ideas, but terrible at everything else.But his TWEEST gimmick was popular with normals, so he got popular as "that one guy".
>>554328678He made a movie where it turns out Bruce Willis had been dead the whole time and the kid was only seeing him because he could see dead people.
>>554328735WHERE IS THE AUDIO
>>554328807did you see this already?https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1620158770181.jpg
>>554328414Tim clarified in court today that he copy/pasted this from an email to Google and forgot to change the "Android."
>>554328747Tim's case is retarded to begin with.
>>554328954the youtube link in the OP, the game awards twitch is broken
>>554327425How come he didn't have a signature with his name/position?
>>554328146Linux desktop environments are awful, and customizing them breaks them eventually. Well except for Xfce and similar light DE. The normal environments people uses absolutely are vomiting inducing. Gnome is a tablet OS with fewer customizations that’s a fucking apple product. Kde is an unusable mess where the start menu, a normie feature remember, breaks on plenty of various customizations and even in some curated distros.Cinnamon is probably the best, probably, but it’s stagnated hard since a few years ago and it desperately needs to be divorced from Ubuntu to go straight to Debian. And it goes on. At some point I’ll try the scientific DE or whatever it’s called, but I’m not holding my breath.Shit I want to like Linux so much but it’s all so broken. Windows does what I want to do (game) better. Until wine and other things get better I’m just using Linux as a tech play toy and curiosity, which is what it is for most people
>>554328954The youtube stream has it, dunno why Twitch doesn't
anyone got links to the previous threads so I can catch up on the epic bullshit?
>>554328967what leaks? when what where
wtf is a downdog?
Anyone got clips of when timmy was on the stand?
>>554329047KDE is fine
is it over?
>>554329076There's nothing to catch up on, we've been listening to this Downdog CEO instead of timmy for ages.
>>554328974>Tim clarified in court today that he copy/pasted this from an email to Google and forgot to change the "Android."...is that supposed to be better or more convincing? He's making silly demands to some of the biggest companies on the planet to make himself more profit and he didn't even write a separate fucking email for each but just copypasta'd, did a lazy shit job even find/replacing names, and fired it away? What a fag.
>>554328747I'm convinced its unironic shilling as telemarketing businesses in India have to content with every phone having caller ID and many rolling out spam detect features. So they simply shifted to a much easier medium to market on, the internet.
>>554328664>it because it's popular to use southern colloquialisms on Twitter and Reddit.Eww, really? I had no idea they were stealing my culture. Fuck. Someone hide the good biscuit recipes before these fucks serve buscuits with cold seafood omelets and other yankee bullshit
>>554329076ctrl + f archive epic vs apple
>>554327313Does your uncle work at nintendo?
>>554327425>starts with fucking "Y'all"
Epic is China and so I hope they lose. Anything china wants and does is bad for everyone else.
>>554329160a dog with down syndrome
>>554329046He is an autistic sperg.
>>554329047>pajet shill being obviousYou know this pseudo intelectual Tech talk only works when you are trying to steal grandmas bank accounts right?>Shit I want to like Linux so much but it’s all so brokenGotta say the false flag its hilarious tho.
wonder what other shit timmy's gonna leak in this trial
>>554329315>[Something I don't like] is China and so I hope they lose. Anything china wants and does is bad for everyone else.
>>554329290why do you yankees hate "y'all" so much.
>>554327313He's posted this multiple times across several threads.
stream over or another break?
>>554329315We're already at the point American corps are just as bad if not worse with their political pandering worldwide. At least China isn't trying to force their politics and culture on my country.
>>554329485Ching chong ping pong
OH NO NO, DOWNDOG BROS
>>554329181My most recent arch install I put on plasma and it spazzed out in the start menu now matter how I configured it. I made sure to install full bloat, all plasma packages needed and it’s still borked. I borked a different plasma install once when I played around with compiz type features to see if I could make windows wobble and shit. Ended up screwing Jr. up somehow to the point I just reinstalled that distro lol.Kde is very pretty but I’ve broken it a lot. Also it’s file permission system was annoying the first time I encountered it. I remember kde giving me shit on the command line before
>>554329525Because 98.9% of "y'all's written on the internet are done by your average twitter user
>>554329619>At least China isn't trying to force their politics and culture on my country.XDD
>>554329485>Anything china wants and does is bad for everyone else.Unironically yes.
>>554329262>...is that supposed to be better or more convincing?No. It was Apple's lawyer that made him clarify. Tim has been a complete fool about this whole thing, and Apple's lawyer absolutely dragged him through the mud for it.
>Complains that they have to charge more because of the 30% cut>30% cut drops to 15% and they keep the original pricehuh.
>>554329525It's a very informal way of speaking, and absolutely not something you should use in a written email to the CEO of another company.It just makes you look retarded.
>>554329485>Anything china wants and does is bad for everyone elseyes
>>554329619>he doesn't know
>>554327425Did he start off with y'all since he thought that since Tim Cook is from Alabama or does Sweeney really just have so little self-awareness that he thought that was a good way to talk to a powerful CEO?
>>554329634oh is the twitch stream just dead?
Do you think Tim emails Gabe
>>554329525Twitter trannies co-opted it from black people who in turn co-opted it from white southerners
>>554329797pretty much yeah, probably because the CEO of a thirdparty is talking now
drink every time he says "yes" or "correct"
>>554329743This sounds technically impossible. You can't change the price of subscription, you have to offer a new item. Which means it would no longer be a 2nd year subscription.
Damn it's only been a few minutes of cross but this lawyer destroyed him
>>554329280tried that on fireden and got no hits, somehow.
So new thread?
>>554329425I have played around with and used Linz for roughly half a decade now. Started when gnome 3 was still brand new and everyone was freaking out and Ubuntu still used Unity or whatever their gnome ripoff was called. But yes. Somehow I’m shilling for micro when my favorite laptop of my life ran 12.04 all through college
>>554329745What if I told you they no longer teach cursive in 4th grade?
I missed the last three hours, can someone give me a QRD?
>>554329669>>554329830Oh okay. The only time I see twitter is when you fuckheads keep posting twitter caps of literal whos as OPs so I wouldn't know.My vocabulary has been co-opted fuck that sucks.
>>554329485Well of course everything that comes from fascist government is factually and by definition bad.
>>554329731>>554329723>>554329634>>554329851aight thanks lads
>>554329619>At least China isn't trying to force their politics and culture on my countryYellow fingers typed this.
>>554329898Just came back. Is it the apple lawyer grilling him now?
Jesus christ this defence from Apple is fucking terrible. It's a good thing for them uncle tim torpedoed the case already.
>>554330076its a different apple lawyer but yea
>>554328747i knew they would win it but i didn't think Tim/Epic would fuck it up this much. this was a skinny 4 foot nerd flipping off a buff 6 foot bully.
>>554329926they should be still actively archived on 4channel if you just go to archive here
>>554330084It's definitely underwhelming. This ceo guy is holding up WAY better than the guy who's in charge of a 30 billion dollar company did
>>554329971>Linz for roughly half a decade now>half a decadeImagine Outing your self not only as a newfag but also as complete Tech illiterate. Stop it pajet, this is not l*ddit we know outr shit.
>>554330018Someone make a thread that doesn't have soft porn for the OP which almost guarantees deletion.
>>554329485Are you paying attention to the world stage at all? China is currently subjugating an entire group of people, they have a 1984-tier good boy points social system in place to control its citizens, and they're far and away the biggest source of environmental destruction and pollution in the world.
>>554330275But why pajeet? I don’t get the insult. Do Indians use Linux? Or is this a Microsoft diss?
>>554329525Because only steers and queers use it
>>554329525Half the screen caps posted here from reddit start with something like "Ya'll can we talk about something wholesome?" those posts were typed with yankee fingers.
>>554330534They say Howdy in Texas. At least they have that in addition to y’all. Now go make a michelada and agree with me on how disgusting it is
>>554325121So these are the kinds of people who are on this site nowadays huh. Jesus
tim was here
>>554330886We say y'all all the time here.
>>554329830Black people and white southerners have been using y'all for a long time you dumb nigger. It's southern and every faggot who isn't born a southerner should fuck off from using it.
>>554328974How unprofessional can one man get