Removing the Miranda ass shots makes sense, but people calling for removal of entire content packs are actually disabled.
>>554322372>Removing the Miranda ass shots makes senseHow?
>>554322372What is that? I don't remember much of ME2, honestly
>>554322512It was a DLC with the hover tank and autismo
>>554322464you don't have to be gay to realize that the ass shots were clearly not thought through. just watch sfm porn if you're horny and leave your coomer taste out of my vidya
>>554322372>Removing autists from my vidyaBased
>>554322512someone who is autist is put in a fucked up experimentthe point is that it's disgusting and wrong to do that shit i don't know why the journalist is salty or whatever
>>554322372>Removing the Miranda ass shots makes sense
>>554322372>Removing the Miranda ass shots makes senseno it doesnt and dribbling fuckwits like you supporting those moves is what leads to more cuts. You are a human mistake
Removing the Miranda ass shots won't save Bioware apparently
>>554322372>autist phobia This makes me mad, God I hate journos. The DLC was about Cerberus fucking up big time autistic brother and that some things, like the Geth, can’t be controlled. Most people simply felt pity for David.
>>554322434Because it goes against the original intent of the scene.Believe it or not, there was a time when vidya women were actually too sexualized and it came at the expense of the story. Bioware were heavily embarrassed over the 'ass effect' memes.
>>554323125>Believe it or not, [head canon]*yawn*go dilate
>>554322835>i don't know why the journalist is salty or whateverIt's clickbait. Outrage drives clicks. People agree with it and go "how dare they" click. People who think it's stupid go "how dare they" and anger click. There's a huge bias towards complaining about everything anything. Each day the writers have a meeting to see "what outrage can we create wholecloth out of nothing today?"A lot of web-only sites are just pure outrage peddlers.
>>554323125Wasn't Miranda coming on to Shepard in that scene? Isn't the point that she's a genetic perfection?
>>554322372They're both disabled considering they are both symptoms of the same problem.You don't have hack journalists crying over shit like a test subject suffering from autism as a means of showing the shameless barbarity of Cerberus if you don't first allow them to have a cry over the female body.
>>554322372>autist phobiathe main villain is a guy abusing an autistic person for personal gainI'm guessing that's a little too close to home for the journalist
>>554322835This, his autistic abilities are exploited for some weird biological computer. It's a bit dumb but the message is about the human cost of pragmatically exploiting people.
>>554322372Is that George Floyd?
>>554323125I used to go often on the forums but that doesn't ring a bell at all... where did they said that?? I'm curious now.
>autist games journo can't appreciate a fairly kino storymany such cases!
>>554323482What was the message behind miranda's fat ass as she told you about her estranged sister?
>>554322724>leave your coomer taste out of my vidyavideo games are best enjoyed with dick in hand
>>554322372I'm an autismo and it's one of my favorite story arcs in Mass Effect
>>554323550anon was Shepard the one forcefully hooked up to a machine and experimented on?but also yes
>>554322372>autism-phobiaFuck's sake. I just want to go back.
>>554323631SHEPARD YOU MUST CONTINUE THE LAWSON BLOODLINEPERFECT GENETICSTHINK ABOUT IT
>>554323734>rosewhy would you post this
>>554323125Shuuuuut the fuck up faggot>>554323567>Is that George Floyd?I hope not. Space Fentanyl is more dangerous than regular fent from what I heard.
>>554323267Sounds like what /v/ does with their outright false posts
>>554323614they don't get clicks from appreciating things
>>554322372Make everything you can to appeal to the infected ones... it's never enough. And yet, mentally cucked devs will keep trying.
END OF RINE
>>554323846It's the managers/editors who are pushing for the clickbait shit.The writers seriously believe this shit.
>>554323827she can't have children ;_;
>>554323125>too sexualizedThere's no such thing, you're just on your way to chopping your cock off because game journos propagandized you into it
>>554323849Man that manga was boring
>>554322372Somebody hang these people. Part of the entire point of Overlord is that what they did to David was barbaric and he should be treated like a human being. In fact the message was so blunt and beat over your head it’s cringe.
>>554322372stop posting pseudo journalism on /v/ you faggot nigger
>>554322372People are fucking scared (read scarred) for nothing, everything should be included in the game. This comes from a diagnosed autistic man of 31 years old
>>554323125>Bioware were heavily embarrassed over the 'ass effect' memes.lmao yeah fucking right, they knew damn well why the game sold so well
>>554323841/v/ isn't journalism lol
>>554323125This nigger be a fag!!!!
>>554323968Ah maybe I don't remember her story at all.
>>554323985I like the slut that pays men to fuck her.
>>554323956>OH YOU RANT TO INSULTURU AUTISUROMOS>DING DONG BANNU>RINE ENDS HERE
>>554324064holy kek is this real?
>>554324128when you finish lair of the shadow broker dlc you can read files about her and you can learn she's sterile ;_;
>>554323125The same Bioware that put another Miranda ass-shot years later in 3, and gave EDI a sexbot body with a ridiculous camel-toe. Bioware of the time period didn't care in the slightest. At most the ass shot in 2 should have been moved somewhere else, because it is dumb in that particular moment, but removing it to paint yourselves as wonderful woman respecters is fucking inane.
It is, in that it wasn't an entirely horrible game and therefore is too good to be rereleased in 2021.>screenshot is of 2Oh, that one's fine. 1's the only decent one.
I'm Autistic (official diagnosis and not the weak asperger version either) and I LOVED this DLC. It made autists look intelligent but just in a more mechanical AI type of way.Would be sad if they removed it.
>>554322372>was shoking thenNo? Also I remember most people loved the dlc and felt bad for David. What the fuck.
>Google the article>Author is a trannyOf course
>>554322372>violent ableismwhat does this mean
https://web.archive.org/web/20210504194316/https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7emky/mass-effect-2-overlord-should-have-stayed-in-2010This article is a fucking riot. There is no place for morally grey writing for them>>554324872Discrimination against the disabled.
>>554322372Tbh, I liked Overlord because it gave a relatively accurate portrayal of an autist. Something rare for vidya. If you choose to save him, he shows up in ME3 and he seems like a really nice and smart guy, but he’s just a bit odd compared to most other characters— That’s accurate too. IIRC, the only thing they didn’t show is him going apeshit via a meltdown if he’s stressed.Speaking as an actual diagnosed autist, I’d prefer to have more autistic MCs rather than less. Brutal honesty about them being a bit different isn’t “ableist”.
>>554322372i played 2 and have no idea who the overlord is. mass effect is pretty shitty and very forgettable. literally one of the only things memorable about it is the asses in tight cloths and sex scenes. miranda is the gigastacy clone right? i only really remember tali and wrex as far as the companions go.
>>554324872violence against your people LOL!
>Violent ableismJESUS I WANT OFF THIS RIDE what the hell is wrong with this society.
>>554324415>can rawdog that genetically perfect snatch all day longHot
>>554323125>Bioware were heavily embarrassed over the 'ass effect' memes.What a bunch of fags.
>>554325119Don't you want a family anon?
>>554324494>1's the only decent oneevery time I replay the trilogy I have to grind my teeth throughout ME1, the uninspired and copy pasted levels, the terrible planets with insane mountains that you have to climb with the mako just to do the same game of frogger to get whatever, the endless barrage of guns and mods that you have to delete one by one from your inventory. I like the story and universe but come on.
>>554324473Not to mention fans never asked for that shit to begin with. I even remember so many people on the forums complaining about how dumb it was that your squadmates in high heels didn't have a proper armor or helmet in fucking space. kek
>>554322372>Removing the Miranda ass shots makes senseOnly for brainlets who don't understand cinematographic subtext.>>554323125>Because it goes against the original intent of the scene.No it doesn't, it's integral to the scene.>>554323297This is why. She's using her ass to get her way. It's revealing of her character. The scene wasn't of Miranda's ass, it was of Miranda bending over intentionally in front of Shepard while asking him to do something for her, and Shepard visibly staring at her ass.
>>554324090and neither is Vice if anons are to be taken seriously
>>554322372Wanting this removed
>>554324064>>554324220I would do the same. Chinkoids are damaging to the eyes.
>>554325490Found a video about you:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke1YKF3tNCE
>>554325604>and neither is Vice if anons are to be taken seriouslyVice has been dogshit since Gavin McInnes left it.
>>554325065it's a dlc lol
>>554323125>Bioware were heavily embarrassed over the 'ass effect' memes.ass effect was a thing before miranda was even a concept. if they were so embarrassed, why did they make the same mistake in game 2 as well?
>>554322372When I saw this clickbait trash show up in my newsfeed I quickly clicked "FEWER STORIES LIKE THIS"I dont want to see this shit here too.
>>554325728"Woman with a nice ass uses it to get her way" isn't exactly philosophy 101 reaching.
>>554325354mod the game so it speed up 10x it's really convenient when using the mako
Another autismo here who isn't offended and liked the game.These SJWs haven't contacted me.
>>554325490>Only for brainlets who don't understand cinematographic subtext.https://twitter.com/DevGameDev/status/1357779296668971008?s=20here's one of the devs saying that it was changed from mac walter's writing but please enlighten us about the subtle cinematography of starring at an ass
>>554325065>i played 2 and have no idea who the overlord is. mass effect is pretty shitty and very forgettableDo you know you are openly exposing yourself as an imbecile? Scientist was using his brother as a catalyst to communicate with Geth. Shits not rocket science or was being super subliminal. You're a literal mouth breathing idiot with the audacity to put the blame on something else other than your own retardation. Fucking embarrassing.
>>554323734>10 years agokill me.
>>554323297No. It's in a scene where she's talking about how she needs to rescue her sister, there's no relevance to her genetics or anything and the shot is the same for both male and female shep, so it's not a hint at romance either.>>554323576They released more conservative outfits for Miranda and Jack almost immediately, and everyone knew why. The memes were everywhere, loyal fans hated that they were abandoning the realistic look of ME1.>>554323984>There's no such thingIt was before your time zoom zoom.>>554324070And they hated people pointing out how they sold out, everyone does.>>554324473>removing it to paint yourselves as wonderful woman respecters is fucking inane.That's a lie invented by journos to try and spin this as a victory over the evil incels. Mac says in the interview they weren't interested in 'updating' the game for current era politics, journos needed something to harp on about to get hateclicks, and chose to focus on the ass shot change which is a fucking bugfix, not censorship.
>>554326008>one of the devsQAwith pronouns in his bio
These people think up new things to get offended over every single day.
>>554326002they ruined this character in me3
>>554326108>2011+10>implying you shouldn't you just kill yourselfISHYGDDT
>>554325885how does this make any sense when playing a hetero female character? If that was their intention, they would have changed the angle depending on your Shep's gender.Admit it, you're just a coomer working backwards from your conclusion of "hehe big butt hehe"
>>554323125>Because it goes against the original intent of the scene.the entire point of the scene was that she was sexualizing herself.
>>554325764Even if it started with 2 they did it again with 3, the guy is full of shit. Bioware knew exactly what they were doing
>violent ableismMy favourite kind of ableism.
>>554326302Because originally they had same sex romances.Femshep has recorded lines and cut scenes for them.Apparently Maleshep didn't want to record them so they cut them.
>>554325613ME takes place in the 2180's.
>>554326143journalists are going to write thousands of useless articles about this fucking old game the whole year kill me lol
>>554326307>entire point of the scene was that she was sexualizing herselfNo it wasn't. Jesus Christ, what the hell is the matter with you people? Your perceptions are concerningly off.
>>554322724to what end. remove all cleavage, if I want to see that shit I'll go look at pictures of tits
>>554326020>dont remember shitty plots in shitty games>oh gawd its anada shoah!as another anon pointed out before your post (too stupid to read i guess?) it was a DLC that i never paid for since it was a shit game to begin with
>>554322372>Removing the Miranda ass shots makes senseNo, and if you honestly believe that then you totally deserve having Overlord completely removed as well.Get cancer and die faggot.
>>554326656imagine being so mad about a few polygons
>>554326561ME2 is a 9+/10 game. Not even debatable.
>>554323085>expecting gaming journalists to play gameshe skimmed through a lets play, found the first ism he could find and decided to write an outrage piece on it because he knew faggots on websites like /v/ would give him free advertisement and clicks if it doesnt have a pastebin copy ignore any "news" thread and then his faggot manager would give him a pat on the back and +10% to his click quota for full salary
jesus fucking christ that wasn't a joke, that camel toe is something wtf
>>554326715It's a few polygons the way mein kampf is a just a memoir
>>554326765True, honestly the whole series should have just been like ME2. It was basically star trek/firefly but more badass
>>554326765Not if you played ME1.
>>554324220sadly yes. it's no wonder he changed his name to Abby
>>554326419>tfw tali va didn't want to record them but femshep va was okay with itwhat could have been
>>554323125we both know that even though its guaranteed (you)s its still dirty shitposting and does nothing to fill the void of attention in your life
>>554326419Maleshep can be gay though. Kaiden and Cortez are both options in the trilogy.
>>554323125>and it came at the expense of the storyYou are a mental ill?
>>554322372>Bad things happen to a person because they are an autistic savant>Save themI genuinely don't understand what the problem is.
>>554326906No, it's actually way better. ME is a bit dystopian but it's way better than our current reality.
>>554326982Must have remembered wrong, this anon>>554326954said it was Tali's VA
>>554325474I wish they hadn't pussied out of making Jack topless all the time and giving her that dumb belt-bra.
>>554326895story and atmosphere was the only thing 1 had, the gameplay, mako, weapon heat gauge instead of ammo, and the fucking inventory was pretty ass
>>554326765its litearlly worse than 1 and Mass Effect 1s claim to fame is "oh its not as bad as i thought it would be". choke on your snipped dick you zoomie trannie
>>554324982I actually do agree with the author that there should have been an option to kill Dr Archer for what he did to his brother. I'm ignoring the rest of the article.
>>554325490Retarded take.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrB79-mLSJgShe's giving info on her sister's history and explaining why they need to go get her. There's nothing sexual or seductive about the scene and it's the exact same scene if you're using femshep.>>554325764Because nobody likes it when people point out they're just using sex to sell more copies, even if that's explicitly what they're doing.>>554326496Man we haven't even gotten started. Do you remember the pro-human rally where you can side with the racists?I think my favourite is going to be when they try to say vorcha are black people without sounding racist.
>>554327248The makot was great, heating instead of ammo was great, gameplay was good. Inventory was shit but it was still better than not having an inventory at all like in ME2.
>>554326509you know, it doesn't surprise me at all that they went and changed it, because people like you, with the actual warped perceptions of literal femme fatale characters, are the people that infiltrated and convinced these developers of stupid shit like this.
>>554327249Your only argument is childish internet memes. Embarrassing lack of creativity and dignity.
>>554322724>why do you need mild titillation in your media when you can just watch full on pornography lmao Fuck off coomer
>>554326765It's good because of the characters, setting and gameplay but the story... Reading Shamus Young's Mass Effect retrospective is a real eye-opener.
>>554327017I think I can guess that the portrayal of autistic people as socially inept math genius is a tired trope that doesn't accurately represent what autism is but it's still a shit article written to harvest hateclicks
>bioware finds it's no longer progressive enough and gets attacked by clickbait urinalists>bioware gets what it fucking deserves from the very people it courted
>>554325713Why are gooks so obsessed with this aesthetic?
>complaining about some niche social issue in overlord>not how the hammerhead is a weak piece of shit that could be destroyed by a 9 year old boy hitting it a few times
>>554322724Just read books if you want story.Just listen to the radio if you want music.Just watch a movie if you want visuals.
>>554326765it's a seven and a downgrade from the first game, the game is mostly shit because it had to fit on xbox disks and devs had to comprise on fucking everything to ship a game. Everything wrong with ME2 were like hairline fractures on Bioware's glass and it blew up with further releases as EA thought they just could keep squeezing a dev studio to deliver watered down slop casuals would lap up
>>554322372you can't do one without the other, either none of it is problematic or it all is
>>554326020Maybe he didn't wasted money on DLC's
>>554322724Yes, why have any variety in anything? Just compartmentalise every aspect.Ever thought that maybe some mild titillation is just kinda fun? Not everything form of sexy content needs to be enjoyed by having your dick in your hand.
>>554327550>Embarrassing lack of creativity and dignity.says the guy acting like fucking mass effect is a work of art literally beyond reproach lol
>>554322372''Removing the Miranda ass shots makes sense" No this is on the same level of shit, you just don't realize it yet.
>>554323956i thought that was 2021 widowmaker for a second
>>554322372Kind of ironic that they're whining about this game, considering this was one of the first franchises where they went hard on the woke bullshit and the media started writing extensively about including more gay shit in the sequels.
>>554327367>>554326792Please do not lewd my wife
>>554327810I always played either straight male shep or lesbian female shepfucking sue me
>>554327396>Do you remember the pro-human rally where you can side with the racists?OH NO LOL Yeah they're definitly going for that shit can't waitalso Ashley is going to have articles about her I bet
>>554327620>>bioware gets what it fucking deserves from the very people it courtedEvery time and yet companies will keep feeding these people
>>554327810All you need is Garrus anyway.
>>554327810Now post the infographic showing how many people played MaleShep vs. FemShep. FemShep deserves to be an afterthought, yet BioWare pushes her over MaleShep for progressive points.
What are the chances that the remasters will still be worse than modded PC versions?
>>554327601>Shamus YoungHe's a retard. I barely started his supposedly amazing breakdown of the writing of the series and realized he has no fucking idea what he's talking about. He tries to argue that exposition and worldbuilding come at the expense of drama, which is bullshit. And a lot of the issues he points out are explained in the games, he just missed it.
>>554328032Fuck you Joker.
>>554327810Picture is wrong. ME2 lover interests carry over to 3.
>>554327810Femshep/Garrus is an unironically cute romance. Same for Tali/Maleshep.
>>554323968The ME universe is retarded>Can bring a person back from the dead, literal necromancy>Can't correct a fertility issueSeems legit.
>>554328032no but seriously why is she a sexbot in me3 lol
>>554328365>implying cerberus would give miranda access to a cure that would enable her to be a mother rather than an asset
>>554328186those infographics are funny>tfw no one play renegade>tfw most people never met wrex
>>554328032or what? you'll crack your bones at me?
>>554328636I mean she did lose weight so good for her
>>554328223>filteredI bet you're a Fallout 3 fan, too
Will they amp up Traynor's lesbianism?
>>554328223The story is still a fucking mess ;_; Why did Drew Karpyshyn left Bioware god damnit
>>554327643They are the second ugliest race only to black people, so they try to compensate for it
>>554325119Without the risk of pregnancy rawdogging isn't that hot.
>>554322724I remember playing ME2 when it came out and laughing out loud at the ass shots for how out of place they are
>>554328186>FemShep deserves to be an afterthoughtFemale Shepard has the better voice actor. Male Shepard sounds so bland that I thought he was meant to sound generic because of character customization.
>>554328260>tfw thane dies>tfw jacob cheats on you>>554328365>tfw you can heal your scars in me2 but not garrus>can't heal jokerlol
Coomer vs. non-coomer game is a false dichotomy created by modern sensibilities and this very board. Don't buy into it.
>>554326954>what could have beenkys subh/u/man faggot. thank god tali's VA was based and nipped that shit in the bud.
>>554328612because she's going to crush joker
>>554326765>ME2 is a 9+/10 game
>>554322372>There are people that will buy ME and fall for the same scam TWICE BY THE SAME COMPANY
Gameplay over asses. Cant wait for Andromeda 2
>>554329332>There are people that will enjoy thingsGod forbid.
>>554329092>tfw he voiced the entirety of the vorcha and hanar species
>>554329092Jennifer Hale makes FemShep sound like a chain-smoking wine aunt trying to seduce whoever she's talking to. She's just as bad as Meer but in a different way.
>>554323218kek, perfect response.
>>554329092Agree, male shep gets better in ME2-ME3 but you have to slog through his wooden voice acting for 60 hours to get to that point.
>story has autistic characterit's autismphobia.... what? whoever wrote this clearly hates autistic people fr and doesn't want to see them around
>>554329365Did you forget BioWare sold Andromeda on its more realistic sex scenes and the depiction of the bare asses therein?
>>554328557>Implying Miranda wasn't the person in charge of the Lazarus project and knows more about human anatomy and biology than even the best Alliance doctors and could likely cure herself.
>>554329489>He voices boring, one-note side species that are so generic you only need one voice actor for all of them.S-s-sorry anon, I stand corrected and now hate women, all thanks to you.
>>554322936>fuck you guys I needed to cooooom
>>554329491>tfw everytime you talk to jacob in me2 it's like femshep is flirting with him>tfw there even are mods to change her lines
>>554327059>ME is a bit dystopianLiterally how? Maybe I forgot something, but I recall thinking that the world in ME is a bit too perfect - then again the last time I played Mass Effect was when 3 came out
>>554329683i just though it was funny kek he also voiced the stupid volus who think he's a god you know the one
>>554322372>>554322372>>554322372>>554322372SHIL THREAD SUS SUS SUS SUSI AM ALSO UPSET !!!!BUMPERINO YET AGAIN OF COURSEI AM NOW MORE UP SETSHILL THREAD SUS SUS SUSno seriously. get funking bumped. fuck all the chan addicted retards. chud it chud it
>>554329114>can't heal jokerCerberus at least gave him access to better medical treatment than the alliance. Its mentioned somewhere that the reason he can walk without crutches in ME2 is down to Cerberus giving him better medical treatment.
>>554328908Most of his complaints are shit. He does the whole "why is Cerberus suddenly so massive with an army" complaint when the game shows you where they're getting their ships, where they're getting their soldiers, and ignores that the games have always established that there are a shitload of mercs and desperate people out there who will kill for credits. He does the standard "hurr killing organics with synthetics to stop synthetics killing organics is dumb" shit when it's established that the reapers preserve life while a technological apocalypse would remove all traces of life. And of course he thinks that the peace between the quarians and geth (a peace that's what... a couple of weeks old?) is evidence that synthetics and organics will always be bestest friends forever.
>>554329857too bad there aren't mods for real life
>Removing the Miranda ass shotswhat?
>Overlord is autistphobic I remember thinking how unrealistically this piece of shit dlc sanitized autism. David wasn't spitting snot bubbles, running into walls and blabbering incoherently. That's autism. David wouldn't talk in queen's english; he'd be screaming "bluh, smash da shepard beeehauuuuh" fiddling with his fingers. He'd be ordering the Geth to act out his Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction or assemble giant lego towers, then fight you tooth and nail for interrupting his playtime.
>>554329656Do you think Miranda sampled Shepard's dick while he was still being rebuilt?
>>554330056if I were a shill I would have just linked the article lmao get therapy
>>554330074He has brittle bone disease, not cant walk disease. Who said anything about crutches ever?
>>554323567aw shit, here we go again!
>>554322372I’m sure they’re removing a bunch of shit. My renegade punched that female news reporter several times I doubt that would fly now
>>554330086oh nevermind you're a colossal retard
>>554330178I need her to do some deep squats. I can't quite read all that clearly.
>>554329962Well reapers are a thing, there are a lot of slavers, geth, disgusting things like the thorian, rachni, husks, crazy VIs killing people because of a virus, spectres can do whatever they want and get away with it... I don't know I think it depends where you live I guess.
>>554322372>overlordi have literally no clue what this isi dont mean "i dont like mass effect, it is bad, thus i know nothing about it"i mean, i like the game, played 1-3, i have LITERALLY never heard of overlord. I presume its one of 2s paid dlcs or something?>graphic imagery>violent ableismim also going to presume its a paid dlc with a shit story like >"does this unit have a soul"
>>554330125Considering what happened to Shepard Miranda likely had to give him a robo dick.
>>554330090what would you change anon
>>554322372>autism-phobiaThat’s not a thing.
>>554330538Waste of a character
>>554323125coomers hated him because he told him the truth
>>554330269Mass Effect 1 did. Joker outright tells Shepard he needs braces and crutches just to do something simple like go to the bathroom without his bones snapping.
>>554330328Cope more Seamus, your criticism is shit.
>>554330121mass effect andromeda did autism better
>>554323125>Because it goes against the original intent of the scene.She's a femme fatale in a skintight catsuit. Her purpose as a character is to make your dick jump.
>>554330204sorry i meant to reply to this thread >>554326825top fucking kek
>>554330304so you're allowed to shoot women but not punch them? ok /v/
>>554330304if it's still in the game journalists are going to have a field day...
Can we just gas all journalists already? It's not like we don't already live in a facist state. We don't need them.
>>554329962Pic related and also Earth is an outright cyberpunk dystopia.
>>554330204dont fucking give a shit still buying skyrim
>>554331072The world never needed them.
>>554330483It's the matrix autism dlc
>>554330764on one hand he does tell the truthbut on the other, its something thats barely noticeable. It happens what, once, twice in the entire story?theres literally more sex scenes and strippers than gratuitous miranda ass shots
>>554330909Unironically in the minds of these people, yes
>>554331072>>554331157dont worry. they will have to deal with their prolapsed asshole the rest of their lives. drip drip
>>554323085didn't even know this existed lol. funny how women can STILL get attention even when they're way past their prime.
>>554331219>its something thats barely noticeableThere's a reason that the Ass Effect memes started with ME2 and not ME1, which also had sex scenes and strippers.
>>554323956Goddamn I miss the ME3 multiplayer, sad that it's not included in the re-release ;-;
>remove content>same shit endingWhy would you buy this crap?
>>554331584ME1 had conservatives pearl clutching about seeing Liara's blue ass during the sex scene.
>>554331094>tfw aliens have face tattoos for a reason
>>554322372>autism-phobiaExcept he was considered vital and was being exploited and tortured by people trying to use his unique talents. I wouldn't understand journalist subhumans to understand anything outside of "you're special! ^_^" from story telling. >>554322724>Seeing a bum makes you so hot and bothered that you have to start masturbating.What are you, a fucking puritan?
>>554331608STOP FUCKING SAYING YOU MISS IT YOU FAGGOTS IT'S STILL ACTIVE JUST HOP ON AND PLAYI'M ON ALL THE DAMN TIME
>>554331608it wasn't that great
>>554331845when will it become F2P? Literally no reason for it not to be.
>>554327309Yeah, I remember feeling fucking furious with the guy for what he did and being disappointed there was no way to met out any sort of punishment for him.
>>554332052Thank god for mods. Also apparently most modders won't even port their mods for the ME remaster because it's too much work. A shame.
>>554322372so these journos write their shitty articles then they post them in here and its free (you)s ?
>>554332427how do they even know??
>>554322372>boomers complaining about sex scenes in a video game are out of touch kogers>though butt shots and autism is too much
>>554331845dude just play new games
>>554332539that user you are replying to is what many call talking out of their ass. hell those "modders" might have said that, but you and i know how much weight goes into the shit people say. they will making mods within a week for whatever version of upvoat dopamine hit they are looking for
>>554331616Meanwhile Nier remake added new content and a new ending
>>554322724The female human body should be covered up at all times, its fucking disgusting.Glad we're on the same page anon
>>554332539EGM team talked about it there's a link on the mod page but basically even if it's possible it's just too damn long. Working on mass effect mods is always a pain in the ass anyway.
>>554332781but biotic explosion go boom
>>554333392obviously now mods are going to come because of the autists who need to prove something which always happen. you retards really do forget the past and just go with whatever is trending. top fucking kek
>>554322434>>554322372I like a nice vidya ass as much as anyone else but the gratuitous ass shots in ME2 were retarded.Not offensive, not sexist, not "wrong". Just retarded. If I wanna look at her ass Im gonna walk up to her and angle the camera to look at it. But a serious cut scene about her sister being kidnapped or her boohoo existential crisis doesnt need a giant comical brapper in front of the camera. It takes you out of the story because its just too dumbIts like if you take a fun game with lots of sexualisation, but then replace every cutscene with "Look at my tits look at my tits" and close ups of tits. The second you've had a wank these cutscenes suddenly become ridiculous and pointless
>>554334260This thread is about autism not about ass
BROS WTF IM SCARED OF AUTISTSHEEEEEELPPPPPP GAYMING JOERNOSS
>>554334124It will take years it's just too annoying there's no official tools
>>554334421no it fucking wont take years. you stupid exaggerating dumb as rocks drooling over the sink retard
>>554334346Well it should be about ass
>>554334629People will try but it's too hard and difficult, they will give up and beg Bioware for new paid dlcs to change the endings
>>554334895im going to mod in even more ass shots and make everyone naked and their is nothing you can do to stop me you green haired wageslave dyke
>>554322372>lets remove the dlc that if you go the paragon route gives you the single best line in the shit pile of Mass Effect 3.I know people make these articles to clickbait but the sad part is you know there is some moron out there that’ll agree with it. Apparently proper representation is not enough even when they’re portrayed as the blatant victim in the situation. Only in the most hamfisted, pandering way for people who arent even the target representative group to begin with.
>>554335012>theirimagine thinking you can mod when you can't even spell
>>554322434They don't remove every ass shot. They remove the ass shot from a dramatic moment. It is arguably an improvement. Still. I am in the camp that remasters should not change things and remakes shouldn't exist at all but that is an entirely different discussion
>>554323085>I do wish that you would delete this so it would go away.
>>554322724HOLY MOTHER OF BASED. Remove women in games. Both in terms and content and development
>>554322372>Autism-phobia>Entire narrative of Overlord is that the autist's brother is abusing the fuck out of him and you need to stop him
>>554335164still talking like a boomer pre trump era? no wonder you dont know a fucking thing about modding
>>554335012You're going to spend your nights trying to mod the game and drink a lot. Modding mass effect is really frustrating some people are still working on their mods it's been years and not yet been released it's just too laborious.
>>554322372Lol I was just reading this, came to check if it was posted on /v/ (knew it would be here) and it was the first post I saw.
>>554322724>the original intent goes against the original intent
>>554322372>violent ableismour culture is heading full speed towards a cliff and it really feels like nothing can be done
>>554322372AUTISTS BTFO BASED BIOWARE
>autism phobia No one was unjustifiably scared of the autist brother. Also just because someone is autistic doesn’t mean they have to be treated with kid gloves to make them feel good about themselves. Every one has to deal with issues in life. Tough shit
>>554322724The female body is beautiful. Have sex.
>>554335779would you fuck michael jackson's ass?
>>554322372>Is Mass Effect too antiquated to be released in 2021?Yes, it's a game from 2007, so it would be around 14 years late if it was released today. Hope this helps, and /thread.
Nobody is going to buy this anyway so this thread is pointless
>>554322372>ViceAs an actual diagnosed sperg, I want to go to their article and honestly just tell them to shut the fuck up, but they don't allow comments on their shitty blogs. I mean read this fucking bleeding heart faggotry.>I ended up replaying the final fight over and over again, just so I could try to find a different ending for that conversation with Dr. Gavin Archer. I was trembling and crying and determined to find the set of dialogue choices which let me shoot the guy—or even arrest him. But that choice simply doesn’t exist. Overlord gave me no option to punish Gavin. There was no choice in which I could begin to find justice (or even retribution) for David. I couldn’t find a way to make Shepard see Gavin Archer’s actions as wholly unsympathetic.
>>554322372Phobia? David was portrayed fully as a victim.
>>554323125Those were the good times. Back before devs became a bunch of $oy faggots who would rather see a giant flopping penis than some nice looking titties on screen.
>Removing the Miranda ass shots makes sensefag
>>554336127he can kill himself in me3 if you're rude to him kek
>>554328895and got plastic surgery
>>554323125oh fucking please as if Miranda's ass was the catalyst for Ass Effect and not that fact that if you take letters out of or add them into words it makes for funny things. there have been entire threads dedicated to shit like Tooth Man.
>>554335652wrong post retard
>>554336127>trembling and cryingIt amazes me how these emotional hemophiliacs somehow have the gall to posit themselves as vanguards of culture. So fucking what BioWare didn't offer a decision that would have better reflected what the player wanted to actually do in their DLC? Is that a con? Yeah, it kind of flies in the face of what ME1/2 (NOT 3) were designed around. Is it so distressing that it should cause a rational human being to be reduced to a blubbering man-pussy venting their piss baby outrage onto a shitty blog site with good war reporting? No.
>>554335905thanks for the answer anon I don't know what these people are all yelling about
>>554325474Those faggots were kinda gay honestly. Mass Effect is a space opera not a space simulator.
>>554335523Maybe you should lay off the booze then
>>554322372I played the entire trilogy with mods last year and it frankly has not aged very well and I will probably never revisit it again. Andromeda is unironically not far off the quality of those three games just because its gameplay is improved so much that it offsets the other things which are worse.
>>554330483I too didn't play Overlord for a long time, then I had some points (yes, Origins still uses the retarded points) over from when I bought something else and I got it.And I felt stupid for not playing it earlier because it's really good.
>>554336835i bet the journalist made fun of people mad about the endings kek
>>554334260low test faggot
>>554327309>>554332172>be absolutely useless >nothing but a burden>turns out math savant autismo>give him his one chance of doing something>it could give humanity or galactic government (unlikely) complete control over a massive and recent threat>it failed>retard is back to just being another retard>HOW DARE THEY!This is why we have stopped properly advancing on this planet and it is why we will never leave.
>>554338610change it anon
>>554323125>implying the ass shots of the original were not originally intended2/10
>>554338752No, you all deserve to die on this pointless rock.
>>554323085This lady needs to be dozed. How DARE she talk to journalists like that. Democracy DIES in darkness. Fucking trump voting nazi grandma
>>554339139Shocker, anon doesn't want to do anything
>>554322372Trannies should have been kept in the mental asylums.
>>554339074Are you saying in the script for the game they wrote>Miranda: I'd like to talk about my sister>[Camera pans to her fat cheeks]
Honestly it really surprises me how unwoke Mass Effect was compared to games today. In the first game for example, you could say extremely racist shit, punch journalists in the face, and even go the entire game without having one alien as part of the Normandy. I mean, I know the devs were probably still huge commie faggots even back, but at least they gave you the option to be an asshole in a ROLE playing game. I think, especially since the success of Witcher where the MC was already an established character through dozens of novels, people have forgotten that the person you play as in an RPG isn’t really supposed to embody you, but a role you want to LARP as.
>>554326143>It was before your time zoom zoom.And back then no one gave a fuck, keep projecting nigger.
>>554329054GF has an IUD, can confirm that it's still hot.
>>554322372>was shocking thenno It wasn't, no one gave a fuck
>>554338610>HOW DARE THEY!Yes.
>>554339694I remember giving a fuck. Like "wow that was a really humazing story" kind of fuck
>>554322724>because SJWness is hot right now the original games not "thought through"In 10 years faggots like this retard will say the same thing when they dye the skin of all the characters black and disable male shephard in order to be more in sync with progressive politics.
>>554322372>Removing the Miranda ass shots makes senseStopped reading right there, faggot.
>>554322724Holy shit what a fag
>>554323085Shepard can't even not feel pity outside of not doing the DLC. The Paragon interrupt is pistol whipping Gavin and the option to put him back in the machine (which ME3 doesn't even have an alternative pay out for, only lesser) has Shepard tell Gavin he fucking hates the idea but wars gotta be won.
>>554329962Earth in Mass Effect is a lot like Cyberpunk 2077 but without the lawlessness and gangs. Everything is corporate controlled and there is a powerful military-industrial complex. Really a product of the late 2000’s, early 2010’s.
>>554323125Who held the gun up to their heads and made them do that? Are you sure it wasn't nobody at all because they were trying to make an edgy, sexy game to get a lot of free marketing and attention?The real message to take away from this is that it's become surprisingly common for devs to do literally fucking anything to become popular, and then suddenly act as if they're moral people.>>554327248>story and atmosphere was the only thing 1 hadYeah? That's the important stuff. You think ME2 was a beacon of good gameplay? It was an average shooter in a time that was booming with actual good third person shooters that already released, like Vanquish. ME2 'improved' the action aspects of gameplay from mediocre to mid-upper mediocre. If you removed the story or atmosphere from either game, they're absolute trash. The whole point of the game is the world. The fighting was never good. Nobody played any game from the series for 'compelling combat', excepting the coop mode in ME3.>>554329962>I recall thinking that the world in ME is a bit too perfectYou are viewing the Mass Effect world from the lens of a highly-regarded space ship captain with an obscene amount of wealth at his fingertips, and not from the viewpoint of the people living on the ground dealing with planet-crippling population density, biological attacks, and crime syndicates that are more powerful than modern day militaries.>>554337007>Those faggots were kinda gay
>>554331831You're really putting all the cards on the table you're capable of, huh?
>>554339810Retards like you have been saying shit like this for 15 years ever since people started actually analyzing vidya as pieces of influential art, and most mainstream games are still appealing to dudes who just want to get stoned and shoot shit.Why? Because your fear is not based in reality, but rather a weird insecurity that people who aren't like you are actually getting a voice.
>>554322372>autism-phobiaCan you SJW sperglords justSHUTTHEFUCKUPalready?I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit.
>>554330056SUS SUS SUS AMOGUS
>>554326143>subtext doesn't exist!>bioware games are too sexy!>altering cutscenes is a bugfix, not censorship for some reasonI know we throw around insults on /v/ like it's nothing, but you are seriously fucking retarded.
>>554340321Wow anon, you sound kinda SJW-phobic.
>>554327309You can convince him to kill himself in 3.
>>554322372Who gives a shit? Mass Effect died after the first game. ME2 was an abomination.
>>554326020My autism radar just pinged so hard it broke.
>>554341153ME1 wasn't a good game.
>>554334260so your first sentnce was a lie, got it
>>554322724fags will never be happy until all sexy women are removed from all media.
Autist here, we need more media that lets you smack someone that treats us like shit. Overlord is the one time a paragon interrupt lets you hurt someone.
>>554341753I'm fine with sexy stuff when it's appropriate. Stop trying to make a strawman out of people that just want a cohesive, thematically consistent experience. /v/ exploded with ass effect memes in 2010 and it's because it came out of nowhere and was hilarious. Now newfags are literally defending it
>>554326765ME2 is less than the sum of its parts
>>554325713This webm always gets me. They shaved off their eyebrows and eyelashes so they could pencil them in with makeup, no shit they're going to look ugly without makeup on.
>>554336245Autistic people are dangerous
>>554344756Name one thing wrong with this, and don't just copy/paste from some Gamefaqs post from 2011
I won't play the remaster unless I can look at her ass like intended
>>554322434It's boring pandering.
>>554345307They added a photo mode so you can make any ass shot you want.
This is parody right?
"Phobia" has lost all meaning. A useless buzzword now.
>>554345392People literally would bitch about pandering on /v/ all the time until a feminist somewhere wondered why there weren't any smol tiddy, gf material characters in games.I miss 15 years ago.
>>554322724You are unironically the comer Most of us have self control and just like eye candy. Do you also Jack off to women at the beach and call anyone who looks at them coomers?
>>554344756This shit just straight reminded me from this boss from super contra.
>>554346871>N-n-no! You're the degenerate!I don't give a shit if you stare at miranda's ass, or some random stranger. It's just hacky when a director puts it in a scene where it serves no narrative purpose.Fine, show the character without their armor off in their underwear if they're "taking off their [emotional] armor" and confiding in the commander. But don't be lazy and just focus on their fat ass while trying to play the scene straight as if we weren't just staring at two deli hams for 2 minutes.
>>554322372Liberals really do hate creative freedom.
>>554328036That’s because you’re a man of culture
All of ME2 should've stayed in 2010 tb h. Capeshit wannabe garbage
>>554347653AHHH ASS SHOT GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY EWWW! IM NOT A COOMER IM NOT A COOMER Faggot
>>554347974Barely any capeshit had come out when ME2 was developed. Grow a brainstem.
>>554322434Not being a coomer
>>554348154Would you prefer Moranda wear a full burka? Be honest, it wouldn't affect the gameplay.
>>554348267We have best gorl for that
>>554344756A HUMAN RAPER
What pre IFF loyalty missions should I do in ME2 to keep everyone alive while letting me use Legion the most?Thane, Kasumi, Samara are a given, Zaeed I imagine has little/no third party member dialogue because short DLC mission but need the HTL points and the loyalty of a fire team leader as well.
>>554322372Why is discrimination against autistic people and people who are unable to find romantic partners okay, but calling an ugly person with dark, demonic skin a spear chucking nigger who never accomplished anything isn't?
>>554331447what a sorry ass incel, go get some pussy you piece of shit
>>554349439Can you mod it so you just get him pre horizon?
>>554352574For vanilla sure, they might clean that up for LE and I want to be cheat free for attempt 1.
>>554331447there are old boomer dad/grandpa types lads out there being successful streamers as well. Get real.
>>554326895ME1 has always had shitty controls and gameplay.
>>554322724>>554322724Why do you need shooting in a Mass Effect game? Killing things is much more immoral than the human ass.puritan scum.
>>554322724You are no different than religious fanatics in the 70's
>>554323085Built for BBC
>>554322372>violent ableismthese faggots need to be hunted and hurt so badly that they would rather off themselves than to continue on
>>554324064Yakuza 0 having modern AV idols was typical of how fucking lazy that 80s setting was.
>>554355663What'd you expect them to do? They're face scanned and meant to shill their Yakuza owned JAV's. Do you get mad about movie's set in the 80's starring Zoomers?
>>554331996I'm not sure who thought this needed a drawing to explain the image.
>>554322372>Removing the Miranda ass shots makes senseIt really doesn't. But then again, I'm not a prude that gets offended at the sight of a sexy woman in a video game.
>>554322372OP falling for clickbaity articles, like a faggot.