How could Blizzard win you back to Overwatch? Now that Jeff Kaplan is gone do you think there's more hope?
remove all the changes that were influenced by esports
overwatch was really good when teams were 1 tank 1 healer rest dpsactually felt like a game back then
>>554285502get rid of payload because it's a dogshit game mode and put search and destroy insteadincrease ttk and nerf tanks and healers more coom skins for dva and mercy
Delete all the black characters and add more hot women.
Make it 3rd person moba and not a shooter.
They never 'won' me in the first place, the porn is free.
>>554285502Dating sim mechanics
I never played it in the first place, but if they redesigned it as a VR porn game, I probably would.
>>554285502Add a tanned d.va bikini where she acts like a bimbo brat
>>554285502God i am glad d.va isn't real or i would be the biggest simp for her
I know who made this thread
>FOV option>remove anti-spam for social features>make roles 3 DPS, 2 Healers, 1 Tank>stop including dupes in lootboxes>make sprays bigger>>554285694>increase TTK and nerf tanks and healersThese are the singlemost important changes. Combat needs to be slowed down to MOBA speeds for to to be fun. The disconnect beteen movement speed and TTK is horrendous.Tanks are fundementally broken in the current paradigm. Orisa is the only one that feels like a proper tank.
>>554285502just make more porn
Blizzard is dead. It's just Activision now.
>>554286153Caught me.>>554286063It's a shame, isn't it. At least you can simp for me.
>>554286414But you're not real and i really should cut back on ny simping
>>554286414I just want to coom and be happy without getting my wallet drained
Add a pyro equivalent.
they need to add more d.va, maybe even make a spinoff game just for d.va
>>554285502I dunno I never played the game I only fap to the girls but thag Jeff Kappa guy sounds like a jerk
>>554286913I'm real. You're talking to me right now. And if simping feels good why stop?>>554287048All those three things go together, silly~
I wish I was D.va’s love slave
>Thread dedicated to discussion how a videogame could be improved>Instantly ran over by mentally deranged coomers flooding the thread with their schizophrenic roleplaying and obsessive adoration for fictional characters
>>554287335God, why do you make me so horny.
>>554287617it was literally made by a chink tranny so she could snipe findom targets
>>554285502They can't. It was flawed form the start."Distinct characters" with very limited weaponry and one skill instead of wide array of weapons for everyone like in good teambased shooters. Roles and e-dick focus. Warden spyware included.Overwatch was only good for porn.
>>554285502Add cosmetic hats with varying and funny effects. Add unlockable, alternative weapons.
how long till they release Overwatch: Classic?
>>554287726Because it turns you on to think about going bankrupt for me.
>>554286179>stop including dupes in lootboxesThey already made it so you'll always get items you don't have in whatever rarity you pulled until you have all of them. It be nice to pull 4 legendaries every box but thats not gonna happen.
>>554287335>>554286414Sorry, dame, I'm already spoken for... my heart belongs to another....
>>554285502Unbirth and vore options to the female characters.
Basically just make Overwatch into TF2 but with cute girls, which, if it had been, would have taken the world by storm>community servers>high customization>actual level design
Release overwatch 2, let me use my mccree skins with golden gunFuck pvp I'll just cowboy blast robots
>>554285502Add a cute femboy and a single player campaign.
>>554287080Pretty sure there's a faggot in Overwatch already
>>554288990>which, if it had been, would have taken the world by stormbut like it did take the world by storm. It didn't last as long as TF2 did in terms of gaming cultural relevancy though
Is there a mod that makes all the girls naked?
>>554285502Make it a mobile gatcha game. Obviously.
>>554285572This, but also remove the esports as well.
what if D.VA was white?
>>554293134then she'd be a gross roastie
>>554285650didn't they force you to do that now? i remember back then sometimes people like to spam full winston
Add mode for people who want to play release Overwatch
>>554285502overwatch hardcore porn game
>>554285502Change Torb back.Why the fuck was he even changed in the first place?
Confirm it and I'll be back.
I can't take it, I don't want to be findommed but it seems inevitable with how my dick reacts to those posts.
Deleting doomfist, ball, baptiste and moira would be a start.
>>554296245Your discord still starts with E right?
Imagine still playing Overshit when the vastly superior version exists.
>>554285502make mei fat as fuck and then ill play this game
>>554285502Jeff was probably the last thing holding it together.
>>554285502She's browsing 4channel for sure.
>>554286414>>554287335>>554296245Imagine waking up in the morning and deciding to roleplay d.va on 4chan. I'm embarrassed for your parents you fucking weirdo
I wanna fuck dva
>>554294483based breeding anon
I want to mating press D.va and impregnate her with my seed.
>>554296394Anon what is wrong with you? Surely you can get your rocks off without paying a man roleplaying as D.va. Just go have a quick fap on the toilet and come to your senses.
I want to BE Mercy!
>>554287157damn this render looks c r i s p. yeero is great
>>554285502I think you'd have to get rid of a lot of people on the team already or change their mindset, because some of the fucking dumb changes that they made sure as shit wasn't all on Jeff.
>>554293134Dva's supposed to be something other than white? She looks just like every other sameface female character from that game, so there's no way I could tell.
>>554285502Listen, the gameplay fucking sucks ass and it's never gonna bring me back. Unless the game becomes a porn game where we see how many dicks and creampies D. Va can take before passing out in an ocean of cum, I don't even want to think of Overwatch and its wack ass universe.And the fan porn is already free, so they're gonna have to try real hard.
>>554285502Continue making heroes. A big problem with the game is it's a hero based shooter that severely lacks balance. More options increases balance.
>>554299198I just assumed she was white.Am I the only person who thinks it's funny that she's not a massive slob? I mean she's supposed to be a Starcraft player or something, right?
Delete all tanks and supports.
>>554299346IIRC her background is a pro gamer that got recruited into the army
>>554299346Her children, AKA my kids as well are white. She took the bwc pill.
>>554299528Correct, specifically the Mobile-Exo force of the Korean Army, or MEKA.Starcraft happens to be one of the many games she's played, but her professional status was retconned in favour of a professional background in a game requiring a skillset closer to the operation of a Mech.
>>554285502Does she fuck White men?
>>554296541Is it honestly any good or is it just more meta nightmare?I quit Overwatch a year or two ago and was fading off of it before that. A lot of games now try to vary up gameplay so much from the basics that it just leads to exploits and eventually after the fun beginning is over and all the exploits are found it settles into a no-fun allowed zone. Is Paladins there as well?
>>554285502>implying he won't be replaced by an Activision goonJeff was the last thing holding them back anon
>>554285502Nothing sadly. I just feels so fucking bad when you're losing in that game. All it takes is two back to back complete stomps and I'm fucking done for months, if not years at this point.
No. They will never stop trying to push esports.
>>554300883>metaPaladins is casual as fuck, almost no one plays Ranked mode and no one really cares what you do, you can play whatever. much better balanced than Overwatch though if that's what you're asking, tanks/healers aren't extremely OP and are more fun to play since you can build them like a DPS if you want.
>>554298168I ended up not going through with it.. after some discussion with them it didn't feel right to me
>>554302105That's good to know, but for the wrong reasons. Come on brother, you can do better than getting horny by spending money.
>>554296245Not to sound rude but you'll never be a woman.
>>554285502>Beat my dick to off model fanart and porn of the characters>Don't have to play the garbage gameIt's as easy as that.
Let me fuck D.Va.
>>554302958But findomming is for cute girls, not for hairy autistic and smelly manbeasts who live in their mom's basement and pretend to be a girl on the internet.
>>554302873My condolences about your unhealthy obsession with transsexual men.
More fucking maps that arent just chokepoints
>>554302984>off model fanartThis is painfully obvious with Tracer. The fanart and SFM always gives her a big giant bubble butt but in game she has literally no ass and string bean legs. At least Widowmaker is canon.
>>554303142And that's why it's for me.
>>554286179>Orisa is the only one that feels like a proper tanklisten I have not played in forever but fuck you, don't you dare disrespect my nigga again.
>>554303352Take your meds, gaylord.
>>554298330I'm more the D.va type, personally.
>>554303201>I want to be the ELITE SNIPER LONE WOLF OF TEH BATTLEFIELD!!!Cry more.
>>554303562I want to choke and breed D.Va into a housewife.
>>554303302https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXS_YA9s7EGo to 7:06 and tell me
>>554302664I was already horny before I even considered spending money anon. What else should I get horny to, if not findom?
>>554303771>Overwatch 2That isn't what people have been making fanart of for the past 5 years. They corrected her void ass in Overwatch 2, from what we can see anyway. In Overwatch she has no ass, this is not debatable.
>>554304117Femdom that doesn't cost you money. Spend that on something that lasts. Be smart man.
>>554285502Decrease damage significantlyDecrease healing significantly2 categories - tanks and everyone elseTanks are the only category restricted to 2 maximum.Ammo limits.
>>554304216Where can I go to find good femdom?
>>554303771>posts Overwatch 2The argument was that in Overwatch, the game people have been playing for half a decade, Tracer has >>554303302 and not a voluptuous Mia Malkova bubble butt like the porn people make of her. Just because Blizzard later decided to give her a better butt in 2 (which they will change when backlash happens, yet again) that doesn't change the fact that people have been acting like she has some ghetto booty for 5 years.
>>554286179I dont know if you've ever played a MOBA in your life but I guarantee you that no MOBA, at least not one that people currently play, has higher TTK than OW lmfao. Maybe in the first 5-10 minutes, sure.
>>554304291I'm just giving you ideas. Ask on /gif/ or reddit or something. Be even better if you didn't watch porn but baby steps.
>>554304495will you femdom me
Massive inflation to explosion of all the Overwatch girls.
>>554303771>OW2They changed the models for OW2. In game Tracer we have right now is flat as a board all over.
>>554285502Overwatch was in it's best state after the first round of balance updates. Everything after that was just pandering to streamers and making the game unfun for the other 99% of players. Now that Kaplan is gone it's either going to go even more full retard or start reverting back to being a fun game.Also I want to eat a cake made with Mei's sweaty pubes.
>>554285502>How could Blizzard win you back to Overwatch?Make all the characters girls and already make it a porn game and that would be all
>>554285572The entire game?
>>554285502going back to the first version with all the added characters.not focusing on esports
>>554285813>>554285780>>554286206Did people actually play this game. I thought it was just some guy testing his porn models.
>>554285502Can't hear Blizzard over the sound of TF2
Add more coomerbait.I won't actually play.your shitty TF2 knock off, but the porn was pretty good.
>>554286403why is he lowpoly?
>>554288941This but it happens at the start of the round so the rest takes place inside the body of whoever does it.
The more time goes on the more convinced I am that e-""""sports"""" is an actual plague that makes every game these vermin touch shittier.
>>554285502Make Dva THICKER
>>554303562I want D.Va to bully my dick with big ass
>>554285502Make Tracer straight
>>554306926I also agree, but I'd say all the OW girls should be thicker.
Not a damn thing. The game gravely and fundamentally flawed and nothing will change that. From the hero and map design, to the game modes, and the people making and playing it. Shit's fucked.
>>554287617Overwatch blows and the only thing of worth that's ever come from it is the porno
>>554287726Because you're a giant loser. I can't even imagine what it takes to be so pathetic. Get off 4chan and reconsider your life and whether it should even continue. The only person more pathetic is the greasy fat weirdo you're enabling. Both of you should be banned
>>554286403Activision is unironically better than blizzard. Activision has at least published or worked on multiple good games over the past 5 years
>>554309715says the dude responding to a 4 hour old post, lol
>>554301494Thank you. And yea tanks being fat dps in OW pretty much has ruined into a turtle of gameplay since launch, except when Ana was OP for a year....which was still a tank meta since her Ult made them gods and you had to have more tanks to survive the tanks. And with every nerf and change they due to healers it just resorts which tank combo becomes OP. And even casual matches people figured out the combos so its the same thing every time, or its a mismatch mess of solo people trying to one man army it which is just as bad from another direction.I see new games come out, start fun, and then fall to the same thing of being a slog of sameness or a misery of being on a non-meta team getting pounded in the ass by a meta team or the other way where you steamroll which gets old too.If Paladins isn't like that then I'm in, I've not played anything multiplayer in like 2 years because everything was getting that way.
>>554285502Blizzard will be fine. Jeff Kaplan had hardly any shit to do with Overwatch 2.
>>554285502Only one way to get me back: 3-2-1. One tank, two support, three damage per team. All tanks are buffed significantly to compensate. They are mobile silos around which to base pushes/defenses. Tank becomes the most integral class. 3 damage ensures low TTK on everyone but tanks. Done. Game fixed.
>>554310341>buff every tank to high heaven and limit to one per teamGood lord that's brilliant, why hasn't this been implemented
>>554285502Make D.Va themed fleshlights
>>554285502Make D.Va cure Soldier 76's gayness with her tight teen Korean pussy.
>>554311336thicker than that
Add maps that don't boil down to hold the chokepoint. But really this tank/support/dps gameplay isn't fun and makes me feel bad for not playing the necessary role. I hate people so I'm not going to support them even if the game makes me, I would rather lose
>>554293394Now you have "no limits" asan arcade mode where there are no restrictions on who you can play, but the normal game has a queue where each team is restricted to 2 tanks, 2 dps, and 2 support
>>554312293>"D'ya think we should... buuuRRRPpp... cut back a'bit, love...?"
>>554311336>>554312293>tfw I love fatties>but it's because I like doggy on big jiggly asses>coomer art never caters to my big chubby anal fetish>closest it comes is braps
>>554285502I might do it for pre rework mercy.
threesome with d.va and mercy
>>554303201>Qos tattoowanna share your folder?
Revert all of the tank/support nerfs that were meant to counter 3t/3s before 2-2-2 was implemented. Revert 2-2-2. Revert Brig nerfs. Revert Torb nerfs.Revert Mercy nerfs.Revert Symmetra nerfs. Buff other heroes so there are more viable heroes than just Zar/Sig/Rein Cree/Hanzo/Widow Bap/Ana/Zen.Remove Paris map. Put a competent level designer in charge of new level designs and actually release some fucking levels. Either fix matchmaking or go to a server list format. -OR-Just let us do custom servers so we can fix this shit ourselves.
wheres the best place for overwatch porn? I use rule34.xxx but I feel like it doesnt update fast enough/misses a lot
>anon wants overwatch porn>instead of going to r34, PH, even /h/ or /gif/ he comes to /v/ and spams overwatch threads
>>554315371Yes, because talking about how bad OW's gameplay is for the umpteenth time is so much better.
>>554287335You will never be a woman.
>>554285502how about actually using your characters and fleshing them out, take D.va for example she is extremely popular all we have of her is a single video where she defends the city, is that the best they could do since OW was released?
>>554290163seething spy cuck
My cycle went like this:>early game>fun and exciting>friends always down to play>mid game>sometime fun sometimes frustrating>friends sometimes play, usually end up quitting and playing something else after a handful of matches>late game>Every match is a frustrating roll, either a shitty win or a shitty loss>no friends play>remains uninstalled until and event rolls around
>>554316564>muh class based shooter about taking different points and escorting trucks needs better lorekys
>>554318259it worked for team fortress 2
>>554285502- remove all tanks except rein, hog and zaria- 1 tank 1 healer 4 dps meta- remove all moba skillset heroes (moira)
>>554318465Nah, get rid of all the tanks except hog and put him into DPS. Literally the only fun tank.
>>554318414nobody gives a shit about tf2 lore
>>554318465this.or at least find some fucking reason to keep dva in the game. winston at least has some purpose, dva has always been directionless and they can't make up her minds whether they want her to be a pure tank, tank/dps, mobile tank, or whatever.
>>554319050People have been begging for the final comic for years, and the comics are literally just lore for the games.
>>554319851Go in a game lobby RIGHT FUCKING NOW and ask the people playing the game if they have read all of the comics. $10 says the faggot with the furry pfp is the only person who has. Nobody gives a shit about tf2 lore.
>>554318465Monke best tank.They could stop letting the Chinese government have so much influence on their e-sports scene. All Chinese owned teams are currently boycotting one player because he dared question Chinas "one nation" policy.
>>554320212Yea because asking like 32 at most people if they read the comics is going to be totally reliable. Fuck off, retard. I see people bitching about the 7th comic not existing all the time.
>>554285502Nope. its over.
>>554321169>yeah because asking people who play the game if they read the comics is a reliable way to see if people who play the game read the comics>I see people on r*ddit complaining about the 7th comic not existing all the time and that's way more reliable So your idea for making a game relevant again is satiating the 0.5% of people who give a shit about lore and I'm a retard? You're probably the faggot with the furry pfp.
>>554322129When the sample size is less than fucking 50 people when at LEAST like 10k people play it regularly, yea, that's unreliable. Tell you what, retard, how about you make a new thread with a poll about how many people actually give a shit about the comics and we'll see if it's ".5%" of the playerbase.
>>554323279>asking the players? fuck that that's unreliable >make a poll on 4chan to see if people who play the game like comicsYour existence is a meme.
>>554285502No more old women, fat women or darkies. Gimme like 6 D.Va clones that do different things.
>>554317690Basically this. Except I dont even check on holiday events now. Starts fun, friends quit, metas take over, fun removed, characters reworked, game bland, and new maps suck. Escaped.
>>554323431Why do I need to repeat myself? How the fuck is asking literally 32 players MAX reliable in regards to the entire fucking playerbase of the game? Especially when 99% of the time people just flat out ignore in game chat? At the very least with a poll here you'll get more than like 32 responses at best.
>>554285502Just add more propaganda.
>>554323720>doesn't understand the difference between players and people who talk about the game on r*ddit
>>55432426132 people in a server max isn't representative of the entire fucking playerbase. How many times do I need to repeat myself to get it through your thick fucking skull?
>>554324584>players aren't representative of the playerbase>r*dditors are
>>55432510632PLAYERSIS NOTREPRESENTATIVEOFA GAMEWITHOVER 10KPLAYERSalso I never even mentioned reddit before this post, fucking obsessed retard
>>554286414D.va answer my replies about the chink nympho so you can see some real raceplay.
>>554285502imagine the zipper on her suit getting stuck but youre so horny you decide to fuck her through it anyways until your dick tears a hole in it and you get to feel the sweet sweet warmth of her sopping wet pussy
>>554286414Why do I always see you on /v/? I don't go here to fap.
>>554325427>doesn't know how many people play the game>doesn't think players know whether or not they care about comics >doesn't think it's a well-known fact within the tf2 community that the tf2 subr*ddit is solely responsible for the marginal success of the tf2 comics you need to go back