This game is a masterpiece.We are witnessing an event comparable to when Minecraft came out.Or when Terraria came out of beta.If both of those games came out today, you'd have the same reactions.>lol minecraft looks fucking ugly, it's so shallow and there is nothing to do, fucking streamers shilling the game on /v/>lol terraria is just a minecraft clone anyway, 2D graphics really? what is this 1999? it has almost no content anyway and building is not fun, awful gamePirate it, nobody cares it's like 1GB.It's a masterpiece. Play Valheim.
>>545548812It's fun but it's no masterpiece. If the devs work hard and follow up on their promises it can become a masterpiece.Also this is bait, isn't it anon
>545549126>smug tranime image.pnggo back to twitter holy fuck
I refunded this game after an hour because it felt like every other early access survival crafting game. Yawn!
why is it a masterpiece?
>>545549742Was to >>545549126
Played 10 minutes and got bored.
>>545548812>shitty conan exiles rip offi dont care
>>545550008Conan exiles was already pretty shitty too.
>>545548812>This game is a masterpiece.That's why two weeks after release this is the only thread.FOTM as fuck.
>>545550137>That's why two weeks after release this is the only thread.What do you mean by that? Cause there has been at least a hundred threads since this game came out. Are you talking today, in the last hour, what?
>>545548812kill yourself shill faggot
I'm having a lot of fun with the game but i really think it's lacking in a lot of content. Exploration is great at forest but as you progress, you start seeing how little incentive there is to explore biomes you've been too before. Each Black Forest and Meadow are the same. They need to add pure content to fill out the world. Like statues, monuments, unique dungeons/ruins, hard to find treasure. Ii'd take cosmetic stuff or furniture pieces if it gave me an excuse to venture to a different land. As of right now, each biome is only there as a resource pool. This game has a ton of potential, the skeleton is there, it just meeds the meat
>>545548812>FOTM shitno thanks, and no it being "popular" and "selling a lot" doesn't instantly make it an actual good game, eat my shit shill
>>545548812I've literally never heard anybody as much as aknowledging terraria existing outside chinz and minecraft modding scene.
>>545551021LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOyou cant be fucking real>lol nobody played terraria
>>545548812Comfy building bro. I'll might copy your roof.
>>545551445yeah, try checking out off 4chan once in a while
>>545551612>hes doubling down on itLFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545548812How am I supposed to heat up the upper floors of my house? Do you ever get an alternative to campfires? (a passive one, not kilns or smelters)
>>545551612you FUCKING zoomers>hurr durr no one is streaming it gaem doesn't exist el em ao
>>545550128Conan Exiles was the only one of these games that let you get your feet wet and learn at your own pace, rather than starve or freeze you to death because you couldn't meta research the tech tree fast enough. Valheim also doesn't do this, and that's the main reason they feel so alike. Except in Conan you have an exciting world to explore from day one while in Valheim it's just the woods.
I was enjoying it until i realised what a pain traversal was and i dont have the autism required to make any cool structures or manage hundreds of materials over different bases
>>545548812how much do you make a day? how many posts to you have to make to fulfill a quota?
>>545549742Sorry anon, I don't have a twitter to go back to
>>545552437Despite what the contrarians say Conan is just a good game. Feels like a real rpg, real dungeon delver etc. Just what I expect from a fantasy adventure game.
>>545549904If it was nobody would have to make threads pleading the case
it's going to be better optimized closer to release right?
>>545552991I love Conan Exiles and wish it didn't scare the shit out of me. The similarity is the only reason I'm enjoying Valheim.
>>545549869same except I did it after 3 hrs.
>>545548812Its not a masterpiece, anon, come on. It has a solid groundwork to build on, just hope that that the devs do something with that. Their roadmap sounds really minimalist, like they didnt expect this to take off how it did, meaning it can go one way or the other where they hit the ground running, or just do nothing.I look at games like Kenshi or Deep Rock Galactic when I see how a game can change in its Early Access to retail, and I see that games can evolve, but I also see a metric ton of other shit that just treats Early Access as an excuse to release a game that is in its finished form but is just busted and gets fixed over coming years.
>>545552991I really wanted to like Conan but the grind is some of the worst in survival games and the combat is dogshit, even in regards to survival games. I want to see more of these games rip off the NPC system however.
>>545548812I didn't play minecraftI didn't play terrariaI won't play valheim
>>545548812>This game is a masterpiece.>Reddit file namePeople keep saying this is t he greatest game ever, yet they dont say why, all you do is explore and chop trees/mine iron for 10-20 hours and build shit, i dont understand how people are cumming so hard over this
>>545554354Try putting up a bunch of fireplaces and smelters together and watch your GPU temps scream.
>>545550842>game in early access is light on content
Me and my friends won't play early access. About how long can we expect to wait until we can play it?
>>545556696So, how do you relax that. Put them behind separate walls?
>>545556690>being able to recognize a reddit file name
I enjoy playing it with my girlfriend. It's her first open world survival crafting game (save for Minecraft, but eh) and while she's not very good at it, it's still fun to play something together with her!
hand crafted, tailored world > random world genevery time
>>545557003>being smug about paying for a game with no content
>>545555680Wtf is scary about that game? When I played all I saw where tribals, pirates, wild animals like crocs and that one bat like creature you get a look at in the very beginning.
>>545557126>...the shill typed out, nervously sweating about the fact that he has been found out
>>545548812>this game is a masterpieceStopped reading there, LITERAL retard.
>>545557447you replying to a kid or a soi.
>>545552991Conan exiles is trash ruined by its own design. Playing single player is pointless because nothing is a threat to your base, the purge is busted and no matter what it spawns inside your base at some point. Playing online is redundant because if you don't babysit your buildings they either decay on their own or some chink tears it all down while you're asleep. The combat is shit in both pve and pvp, pve is braindead easy stunlock to win and pvp is meta shit where only one setup works. It's also insanely more grindy due to every item or building piece needing a fuckton of resources and it takes forever to build anything thanks to long boring craft times. At least in singleplayer you can adjust anything you want but at that point why bother, if you can crank up the harvest multiplier to 5x or 10x why even bother trying to play legit? At least Valheim hasn't ruined itself due to pvp focus.
Game drops off massively after bonemass, good solid start. Need to make bronze age more bearable though. I think they're going to be limited by the norse setting with what they can add, even if it does go real magical once you get to the plains.Need to improve mining and terrain manipulation as well. It gets boring because each level is doing the same but quicker, where as terraria has you do different things to summon bosses and aquire upgrades.
>>545548812i got to the second boss and im already bored
>>545557040This is the new model, buddy. Make game with EA and then milk it bone dry with no real end goal as to what a finished game looks like.
>>545549126>its no masterpiecekill yourself
>>545550962It doesn’t make it a bad game either.
I dont have friends so these kind of games really don't interest me at all.
>>545557313Of course, but this does a pretty good job of making the land feel wild. If they made some preset locations to dot around the map I think that would help alot, like there are big goblin camps in the game, do that except make some towns and specifically craft areas, just have them be randomly placed on the map like they already have done. They just need to go farther with what they have.
>>545551276>YOU MUST LEAVE MY SAFE SPACE DIFFERENT OPINIONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
Is this good to play solo?
>>545558163I prefer it solo or with one other person honestly. All it takes is one autistic faggot in your group to completely ruin the game by completing every task and hording all the resources for themselves.
>>545558324It's okay, use mods to tone down the grind. Playing together makes for more interesting moment to moment gameplay though in my opinion.
I wish the stone walls were cleaner looking.
>>545557060Pretty much, either that or wait for a performance patch. I keep my smelters and cooking separate from my main hall so I only have to deal with the temp increase when I need to. I also added two layers of floor above my fire in my main hall, so I can stay warm without needing to look directly at it.
>>545557447Sigh not him but the world is full of locations with enemies that are incredibly dangerous. Gigantic monsters, supernatural warriors. It’s actually completely dark at night and underground you need a light source.Nothing as thrilling as stumbling into a ruin and finding a giant monster that can easily kill you, you have to run.
>>545558276>Has neither interest nor even the intention to play the game, comes to a thread to talk about it like a little bitch anyway and copies third hand opinionsThank you for giving us your hot opinion on TOPIC X. We were just waiting for your take mr oestrogen!
Too grindyStamina combat sucksSea navigation is not that greatBest part is building a house unironically
>>545548812After Scrap Mechanic I cannot bring myself to even try any survival crap where I cannot build custom vehicles and contraptions.
>>545558635darkness and very strong enemies make a video game scary. I believe you are onto some formula here, maybe need a bit more research.
>>545559250You like the smell of your own farts or something kid?Stop talking about a game you never played.
>>545558941>Best part is building a house unironicallywelcome to """survival""" games>ah, a new world to explore>wow nearly died there (or even did)>first base>ah, I have to craft all of this next>craft and build a lot>boredom slowly sets in>buy next """survival""" game>ah, a new world to explore
yeh played it for 2 hours the other night, gonna refund soon. even have friends to play withShit didnt hold my attention. got enough games i play for the comfy feel and i find the open world exploration games boring
>>545559450How is that a bad thing?
>>545559440shut the fuck up or I will post a low gamma picture of a lvl 55 draugr you little stinker
>>545559595You are fucking retarded kid stfu
Proof this board is infested with zoomers. It's the definition of soulless, it's just stole ideas upon stolen ideas, it even stole being unfinished and selling itself to dumb kids prematurely.
>>545548812>This game is a masterpiece.Nice try, shill.
>>545559715I find it more insane for people to play the same game for thousands of hours, so there's that.
>>545559790I feel the same way about people who watch the same fucking tv show their entire life
>>545548812But those were our reactions to Minecraft when they came out, faggot. You just didn't hear about them because you were in middle school or some other dumb shit.
>>545549869>I burnt myself out buying every flavor of the week survival crafting game and now can't discern a good one. Wait why are you guys still playing stop playing
>open world survival craft early accessit will be dead and forgotten in a month
>>545550137thats because v only posts about their faggot ass anime waifus and 5 persona 5 strikers threads
>>545560023You are esl and don’t seem to understand the word scary doesn’t mean horror.It’s scary as in risk vs reward is handled well. You lose all your stuff if you die and get sent back to the last spawn. Navigating in the dark is hard and the dangers are actually threatening.Go be a stupid little nigger somewhere else.
>>545559918>But those were our reactions to Minecraft when they came out, faggot.Way to out yourself as a newfag.Imagine not knowing about Notch shitposting on /v/ and the indev days.
>>545552961Yes it sold 3 million copies in 2 weeks because of *checks notes* ... shilling on 4chan...
>fotw survival game that doesn't bring something newYeah naah
>>545559450Thats fine, except for the "buy next survival game", I fucking hate this genre, this is the only one to actually keep me interested. The boredom you feel before quitting a game should not undermine the fun you had prior to that. At least its cheap, its not like buying a AAA game and then being bored and regretful you spend that much on it, its costs the price of takeaway. You can eat a small pizza or you can buy a game.
>>545553259wow nintendo games must really suck
>>545560272>survivalI don't think you understand what this word means.Stop parroting it.
>>545558941>Stamina combat sucksThey really need to rework this, it's so tiresome to have to manage your stamina 100% of the time>Running around the forest doing whatever, farming or traveling>sprinting because normal run speed is slow as fuck>have to sprint in intervals because 2010 era shooters happened>get assaulted by half a dozen forest niggers>kill two of them before running out of stamina>have to wait there jogging around them or just standing still waiting for stamina to come back so you can attack three more timesAlso death penalty is retardedly high, if you dare go explore on your ship and die far from home you not only lose all your equipment but the tools to make more of it, if you have a full iron set tools and weapons and die in another island you basically have to start over unless you have a spare pickaxe and boat
>>545559918No it wasn't, we had regular Minecraft threads, and that was before survival and multiplayer. In fact /v/ was rather instrumental to Minecraft's success, so much so that Notch added "Woo, /v/!" as a splash text.https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Splash166, see for yourself.
>>545559790Depends on the game, really. Consuming corporate grindfest threadmills for throusands of hours? Insanity. Consuming the same product over and over again with the constant expectation that this time it will be different? Insanity.Ask yourself: why is there no skill involved in these games?
>>545560572Survival is a skill.
>>545560224remember that time when you explored that dark cave and something jumped out of the shadows? I for one had to put the controller down.
>all these zoomers who keep calling it a survival game when it had no survival mechanicsKek, this was the perfect way to oust the underage zoomers who dont know anything about it
>>545560687What's your point?Filtered?
>>545560358>The boredom you feel before quitting a game should not undermine the fun you had prior to thatBefore long, you realize that the boredom was always there, and the "fun" you had was the anticipation of the unknown. If a game starts to bore you, it's not because you had enough fun with it. It's because it was always a boring game, and all you did was lift the mystery of its mechanics.
>>545560643Not in survival video games. Kinda ironic.
>>545548812Terraria sucks dick bro. Shitty 2d garbage.
>>545560991dogshit anon more like
>>545561206Good points Anon
>>545557889Side bosses will be a thing.Bronze age is really a slog where Iron age is really really fast. We were very slow on bronze age and underestimated iron, now bronze feels obsolete when you have that much Iron after one haul compared to 2-3 with copper and tin for example.
>>545560673Not impressing anyone pindick
They were right about both Minecraft and Terraria. Literally the dumbest kinds of games in existence.
>>545561021I enjoyed exploring immensely at the start, and the concept of hunting bosses was great as well as surviving on nothing far from home against a world I havent experience fully yet, like exploring a new zone felt great. Now that Ive finished all the bosses and all I do is build whilst half paying attention to the game whilest doing something else that does not mean Im going to turn around and say that my experience was always that of the current one, thats really stupid anon. I had fun, I continued playing after that and will just be checking back for updates and mods. Ive played better games, that does not mean this game was bad. It was a nice little game that was cheap and looks like it will improve as it develops.
>>545560572I don't think that every game should require a high skill ceiling to be enjoyable. If I want to play something more taxing, I'll play Monster Hunter or even a round of Worms Armageddon. I play Valheim for the sense of discovery, seeing and exploring new worlds is very fun. So I can see the people jumping from survival open world whatever game to the next craving the same, nothing insane about it.
>>545549742How ironic.I hope you're getting paid for these posts, bit sad if you're doing that for free.
Played for about 5 hours with my friends last night. First time and it's already setting in on me how little there is to do in the game. Combat is shit, building is fun but could use more work to make it less tedious.
>>545561230faggot you are
>>545561286Smaller weaker wandering bosses would be neat. I can see the Elder boss as a normal encounter walking around the woods or something. Game just needs more of what it has, like the enemy variety, rather than making enemies differnet colors per star level actually have them behave differently and stand out with unique models, or even have them drop rare items specific to that enemy. Like I said, the game needs more of what it has, more abilities on armour sets(every armour should have something I reckon, so nothing is redundant), loot to discover and places to see.I want to come across a rare piece of equipment from a Furlong that lets me light shit on fire, I want to find an item that lets me pelt rocks that can be found from 2 star rarity greydwarves. Give me more to discover and build around.
>>545560492You can get your stuff back from where you died, you know
>>545561493Have you beaten the bosses? Because the game doesnt always stay like how it does at the start like the medows and black forest areas, the very zones themselves start to be an adversary with their own risks>go to plains>fucking goblin tribal cities>go to mountains>besides freezing to death, werewolves come out at night and golems chase you around the mountain when you mine shit>go to swamp>poison bullshit, always raining so stamina recover is a problem here, zone is jam packed with enemies from leechesin the water to ghosts that decent from the trees to spook you at nightThat said, quit when it stops being fun, but the starting 2 bosses are basically tutorials, the first one is literally suppose to be killed upon starting the game.
>>545561773Man, you must be so cool, not enjoying a video game.That's so BASED.Not only that ,but you're telling us all about it over and over again. God damn you must get so much pussy and make so much money. Fuck you're cool.
>>545560492Should be noted for anyone that doesnt know, you can die as many times as you like and none of your gear will be lost, it will stay there till it comes back, its not like Dark Souls where you lose it if you die before picking it up.
>>545561262all i need to say to point out a retard, everyone will agree with me, retard who doesnt understand video game mechanics
>>545548812I enjoyed the first 80 hours but then I ran out of fun things to do. Maybe if more content comes out and they manage to rework the combat to be more challenging and involved, or add some procedural vast dungeon complex generation, or something. It's a solid exploration game, very pretty, much better than what I expected, but far from the limitless sandbox that is minecraft.
>>545550962>popular is badGame no one has ever heard of good
>>545561475>I don't think that every game should require a high skill ceiling to be enjoyableIt absolutely should be way higher than it is currently, for all these games. The sense of accomplishment in """survival""" games can be boiled down to this poster:>>545561437>Now that Ive finished all the bosses and all I do is build whilst half paying attention to the game whilest doing something elseYou are playing the equivalent of a poor man's theme park mmo, and as soon as you had your ez pz farm of the content, once you unveiled the mystery of the bad game, you get bored and either need more content (which won't be as fun as your first run, because you already know all the mechanics) or a new """survival""" game.Stay away from games that involve no skill. You will learn nothing.
Biggest shill operation ever
>>545562795What's your favorite genre, Anon? Genuinely curious.
https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/comments/lqcr88/reason_behind_low_fps_and_huge_instance_numbers/Oh no no no no no!
>>545562871lol, nice try you fat sperg
>>545548812What does this game have to offer me other than Minecraft but uglier?
>>545557432>TORTANIC! EVERYTHING IS TORTANIC!Fuck off
why are the textures so shit?
>>545549742Reaction images started in 4chan, cope and dilate.
>>545563106More bosses than just the ender dragon, and sailing with actual wind. I think that's it.
>>545560572>indie game>corporateYeah OK
>>545554354>closer to release rightdo early access games go full release ever?
>>545562509Im on the same boat. I cant say I dislike it because I really did enjoy it though I have stopped playing. I take solace in that its at the start of its development and HOPE that it will blossom like Deep Rock Galactic and Terraria did when they went through their EA phase and into retail.>>>545562795>Stay away from games that involve no skill.Im 30, I dont play games as a profession, I dont care how hard or technical a game is anymore anon. I just dont. The "games must be skill based or its shit" is lost on me now, there is a place for those games but not every game needs to be the Quake3/Dark Souls of X genre. Shit, Im playing Dominions 5 right now, its hardly a simple game, especially on the PvP scene. Sometimes you just want to run through a forest chopping trees whilst listening to music and building shit after coming home from work anon.
>>545558012not an argument
>>545548812There’s nothing to do there
>>545563636Deep Rock Galactic, Factorio and Rimworld did.
>>545563623i will never understand what's funny about this meme
>>545562871It's funny that you'd say that when CP2077 literally just happened. But no, this tiny indie game is totally bigger. I bet billions of dollars changed hands to have people post on /v/ about it.
>>545563835It's not funny, never has been. Retards just love to parrot it for whatever reason.
>>545563835It just SNEEDS
>>545563636Divinity Original Sin 2, Deep Rock Galactic, Rimworld, and surprisingly a lot of them do. Just that most are shit games so no one cares.
>>545563636Mount and Blade was Early Access, people often forget this because of how old it is. Noita and Terraria were too.
>>545562420>everyone will agree with menot him but you sound like a faggot AND a retard. I absolutely agree about the stamina system being shit, the resting system is a chore to do and explains why hunger is less of a hassle compared to other survival games, but it's still shit and tedious.
>>545561861At least part of that is in their roadmap, how much variety are they willing to put in I dont know, but I hope as much as you mentioned because there is potential.
>>545561861A reason to kill bosses more than once would be nice, too.
>>545559985You have autism. He's relaying his own experience, not telling you to stop playing
>>545560237>immediately resorting to sales argument>implying it was only 4chan>implying you can sell 3 mil of a product without marketing >reddit humorI hope you don't have to show this to your supervisor, I'd fire you if I were him
>>545565281Maybe something like defeating all of them across the world would unlock something related to that boss? Something like a piece of equipment, a new ability or a weapon related to the boss. Like the elder ability could summon those roots or do the machine gun attack, which is great for cutting down trees, and the bonemass could summon skeletons and blobs to fight for you or do an AoE poison attack etc. Something that makes it worthwhile doing.
my friends really like it but I've been over survival crafters for years so I'll pass.
Reminder the devs are only a 4 1/2 man team and they took 4 years just to get to where it is now and most of the work was done in 2018.
>>545558596It'd be great to see a troll just fuck this shit up.
>>545548812>Yes you buy game? very nice, very good game yes only 20 rupee very cheap you like? ok you buy
>>545560237>*checks notes**rapes your whore mother with a broken bottle*UwU
>>545548812Another Valheim shill thread
>>545566457Thankfully, monsters (at least the ones I've seen) don't just tear into absolutely any wood beam or board in a rage. They tend to attack key structures like workbenches or portals or smelters. Which is a huge relief, because just it would be no fun to have to rebuild the decorative aspect from scratch.
Can you still do multiplayer with a torrented copy?
>>545551612I just did. Over half a million positive reviews on Steam alone. You're dumb.
All I want from this game is local coop so I can play this with my wife. Not only am I still really hesitant to buy an early access game, but the only way I can see myself get into one of these games is if I know I can play it with someone consistently and my online friends would bounce off of it after a week.It already runs on toasters, just fucking add it you cowards.
>>545566671>even tells you to pirate it>still not free of shill accusationschrist
>>545567168Multiplayer is already a thing
>>545567297but not splitscreen
>>545563835The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>545567359If you are serious about multiplayer, get a second computer. Splitscreen is not a common PC thing.
>>545567490I won't buy until it has splitscreen like most indie games on PC
>>545567224>pirates game>hmmm maybe I should play with my friends>buys the gameyou have to know their tricks
>>545567159>I-it has a couple steam reviewscope
>>545567548Keep holding your breath then.
>>545548812If Valheim would've come out say, 10 years ago, I'd agree. It's concept isn't novel enough. Valheim is the next Fall Guys, Hollow Knight, PUBG. Frontend success, forgot about in a few months, except by a few autists.
>>545558727>makes thread with obvious desire to debate: BEST GAME EVRAR!!!!>NOOOOfuck off cunt
>>545548812I just got done playing this for 12 hours. It's all my favorite games in one. Game of the decade. Five fucking people made this thing. This is the future of video games. AAA studios on suicide watch.
>>545563835it isn't funny
>>54556791920 dollars for a few months of play is a good purchase. This idea that a game has to be eternal is bizarre and unrealistic. You don't play any game you purchase 3 months after you purchase it except in rare nostalgic trips to the past, which you could do with this too if you really wanted to.
>>545563013>What's your favorite genre, Anon? Genuinely curious.Racing and everything that feels like racing is my drug of choice. Going fast while maintaining full control after crashing for hundreds of hours is one of the feelings I enjoy most. I also played basically every arcade team shooter and currently settled into Mordhau.>>545563669>Im 30, I dont play games as a profession, I dont care how hard or technical a game is anymore anonI'm 35, I don't play games as a profession too. I ABSOLUTELY DO care about how technical a game is, because I don't throw good games away after playing them once. When I find a well designed game, I stay with it for years, especially when the devs support the community and allow custom servers, custom maps, modding etc. >Sometimes you just want to run through a forest chopping trees whilst listening to musicAbsolutely not. What a sad fucking life. Do not try and convince any kids that this is what gaming is about. Fucking sad sack of shit.
>slow, unresponsive AI>repetitive, uninspired combat>bland biomes with meme world generation>basic and novel building mechanics>early access open world survival crafting gameit's just le comfyheckin soularinofun with friends™
>>545567919>except by a few autists.I am OK with this.
>>545558596can you post more of that buid
We need more sea encounters. Monsters, dragons, ships, whatever
I wish there was more than one merchant, or several runestones scattered around that could point to his location
>>545568238>20 dollars for a few months of play is a good purchaseNot if you can get the same for free from hundreds of freeware games, abandonware and piracy. considered all this, it is an absolutely shit deal and a rip-off and should never be considered as a pro-argument, especially not for "entertainment" that boils down to doing the same, mindless, devoid tasks for hours.
>>545548812Lol, dead in a month, it’s not a sandbox.
>>545568870>freeware games, abandonware and piracy.Name some games that do it better.
>>545548812Why are the textures so shit? are they running it on a toaster?
>>545562795End your fucking life, you cretin
>>545568895It sold more than your favorite game in 3 week. Its clearly not dead and won't be in a month too. I can die in a year though if they don't pull off a Terraria.
>>545548812Played it, got bored, quit.Played it again thinking I was being too harsh, yet again, bored. Quit.Third time, with friends, 5hrs later. Bored. Quit.Stop shilling this shit, let the trend die.
>>545548812>The premise of the game is that players are Vikings in an afterlife where they have to craft tools, build shelters and fight enemies to survive.
>>545568420Nobody cares, fag.
>>545551276>nooo you can't just criticise my belief that I posted on the website where people are contentious on purpose!
>>545548812>satisfactory>deep rock>valheimall painfully shilled on /v/coffeestain had something to do with all of themreally starting to regret buying all the sanctuary dlc and satisfactory
>>545568870The idea you should never pay money for entertainment is childish as fuck. If you want to enjoy preexisting things, that's fine. But acting like no one should buy new, unique things is cancer. It stops all future game development because fucking pong exists. Do what you want, but stop flipping tables because someone spends 20 dollars every 3 months. You fucking parasite.
>>545549742>Projecting this hardFollow your own advice and go back already
>>545569995then name a more apt analogy to compare the consumption of media. go on, i'll wait
>>545548812The game is not bad but that's it.Just because the other releases are mostly shit, it appears as a masterpiece.It's nothing special, really. just decent combat on top of an average survival game. And a no-pvp coop take that goes against the thousands of boring competitive games. But nothing revolutionary.
I want to like Conan because it was so many features I like in a video game. But I rememver every fucking animation and especially the combat feels so slow and jank that it feels terrible to play.Swinging any weapon felt terrible more than anything. I'm not asking for fucking anime combat swings but god damn make it feel smooth.
>>545570567Porn analogy wherein the two on the right are fucking a nigress and the one on the white doesn't like black women
>>545570983ok, valid. follow up question: is coombrain analogy really better than a food one?
>>545568693I'm really hoping for a big post release "ocean update". Ideally one for each biome really
>>545548812desu it's boring. i'm over procedural generated sandbox survival crafting games
>>545569883I wasn't replying to you, my little nigger.
>>545548812Can't even pirate this piece of trash since it's>fun with friends
>>545570983>Porn analogy wherein the two on the right are fucking a nigressWrong. An actual porn analogy would be the two fucking the same onahole at the same time, and the onahole was made out of a rotten carcass and molded shit
>>545571228Stop pretending people care about your shit opinion, you subhuman 35 years old nigger. Your life is already over
>>545571623>can't name one>t. got suckered into buying fotm streamer dogshit
>>545548812Just looks like any other survival crafting title.Quite the shame. I thought this dogshit fad died years ago.
>>545548812Please calm down. It's pretty good at best. Chill out zoomers we get it, babbys first good game. Sorry the industry has been so full shit the last 10 years but this ain't it, chief as you zoomies say
All the complaints about this game are just down to early access. Yeah it might change nothing but let's at least give it a chance to make the biomes more varied, design some proper dungeons, reduce the grind a bit and make more enemies and encounters in the world
>>545551276>shit on shit game>NOOOOOOOOO LEAVE WITH YOUR WRONG-THINKkill yourself, shill
>>545571743Stop pretending that your lack of opinion is something to be proud of, little mutt. Your life will lead nowhere because you waste your time on dogshit games.
>>545571776Nice shit opinion, now cope
>>545571909That should have been done before spending money paying streamers to advertise this garbage. kys shill
>>545567159>>545551445>>545551728>>545551720Psychotic retard alert. Terraria sucks ass and only autistic retards like you who post pretending to be other people play it. "Million review bloo bloo bla blah" lol ok fotm like 6 years ago get over it loser. Are you the retard who plays thousands of characters in his own private server one at a time? That was a good read. Psychotic just like you
>>545572112What exactly am I coping with again? Valheim being a steaming pile of early access with bad combat, bad ai, bad building is fact.
>>545572087Stop pretending somebody will ever care about what you think of an indie game, you autiatic bald loser. Your window is fading.
>>545571743Lol triggered zoomie cant stop
>>545548812>This game is a masterpiece.>We are witnessing an event comparable to when Minecraft came out.>Or when Terraria came out of beta.>If both of those games came out today, you'd have the same reactions.>>lol minecraft looks fucking ugly, it's so shallow and there is nothing to do, fucking streamers shilling the game on /v/>>lol terraria is just a minecraft clone anyway, 2D graphics really? what is this 1999? it has almost no content anyway and building is not fun, awful game>Pirate it, nobody cares it's like 1GB.>It's a masterpiece. >Play Valheim.>and watch my stream on twitchdotcohhcarnag
>>545572247Wrong. Now cope people like the game you don't, nigger
>>545572247The game isn't some masterpiece like half these retards think but you're objectively wrong lmaoooo youre one of those retards who couldn't figure out where to point the mouse in order to build properly huh? I bet you couldn't even figure out how to build a plain old roof. LOL.
>>545551502>>545550842>>545548812>>545558596>>545560023game looks and plays like trash and is boring after about 2 hours.Thankfully, I caught wind of this and refunded it before that amount of play time.
>>545572276Your best days are behind you. Now keep seething
>>545572327As if you aren't the exact same type of retard as OP. A pathetic loser onions boy redditor. Kill yourself.
>Intense faggot niggering in faggot nigger thread.Ahhhh yes *ssssiiip* thats the picture forum I like to visit.
>>545572359>>545572430>zoomies on twitch like it so it's good>lmao
>>545572550>As if you aren't the exact same type of retard as OP. A pathetic loser onions boy redditor. > Kill yourself.
>>545572247>bad buildingAre you crazy? The construction is fantastic. It is leagues above other games.
>>545572250Stop pretending somebody will ever care about you, forgotten zoomer. You will die alone playing dogshit survival games and people avoid you every chance they get.
>>545548812>lol minecraft looks fucking ugly, it's so shallow and there is nothing to do, fucking streamers shilling the game on /v/no, no one said that back in 2009-2010 when notch posted it on /v/ for us to play and no one said that in 2011 when he released it to the general public because it was an entirely unique experience that no one had ever played before. being able to build a castle, a mario sprite, redstone contraptions, etc. was the epitome of infinite content and still is.valheim is LIMITED content. you won't be building a castle, a mario sprite, redstone contraptions. I beat the bosses. it's over, there is genuinely nothing left to do.
>>545568420>I'm 35And youre taking games this seriously whilest deriding others for not doing the same, thats fucking sad anon. Why are you acting like this is the only game I play, you mentioned "I dont throw good games away after playing them once" why do you assume I do that, because Im playing a game that just came out that means I dont replay anything or have a go to game? You mentioned Mordhau, I play that too anon, I come back for every update. Shit, I dont even like survival games, this and Kenshi are the only 2 I every actually stuck with. I just wanted to relax and play a game, rather than relax and just browse /v/. Fucking christ.
>>545572493I'm not that guy retard zoomer. Lurk more if you don't understand how the website works. That means observe. Without talking. Retard. P.s. kill yourself tranny >>545572590Nice non argument i said nothing about twitch i said you're a loser faggot who can't build a roof. Cry more bitch baby. Fucking retarded idiot can't even place objects LMAO little babies can figure out how to build a pile of blocks LOL everyone point and laugh at this fucking IDIOT LOLLLLLLL
>>545572665>bro you can chop up the logs then place them to form crudely shaped, low poly huts>or make a REALLY BIG HUT with no form of prefab alterationit's really not. you're only revealing how few games you've played
game made for co-op play makes friendless /v/cels seethe, more at 11
>>545572650>>545572590>I'm a retard who can't think of any comeback so instead i silently rage while quoting youLOL
>>545572557there are normies who played elite dangerous? last time I checked it was was just space truckers
>>545568420>30+ years of age >still caring this much about videoniggers
>>545572774t- proto-zoomer who thinks 35 is old when it's barely half the usual life expectancy which he will never reach because his mom stuffs hot pockets and lunchables down his throatLol
>>545572807Dilate. Join the 41. YWNBAW
>>545572807>the games not shitty because of this imaginary projection of you i haveok retard
>>545572921I'll give you 3 weeks till you don't even remember this games name and play the next hyped up streamer game.
>>545572959>12 >posting on 4chan when you need to be 18+Don't let mommy or her new boyfriend Jerome find out!
>>545572678>coop game makes you seethe this muchEnjoy those racing games. You are worse than speedrunners, and will meet the same fate as them lmao
>>545572921>LMAO HAHA BUZZWORDS>what's wrong, no comeback?!?kys redditor
There sure is a lot of misery in this thread
>>545571839This genre sure does trigger /v/.
I beat it and I don't think I have any reason to keep playing. we need to invent AIs that craft complex scenarios for us because games are getting way too short. we've seen it all and because of that they're so easy and predictable to beat. I'm tired of playing a game for only a week.the last singleplayer game that had a huge amount of content was kenshi because it was very easy to build your own adventure. it's so hard to create that formula in games and it's not the devs faults. you literally just have to be a genius
>>545573148>implyingNo argument having manchild
>>545573227Game make for coop make friendless people sad
>>545573053>>545573030>>545573026Man you zoomers really do have adhd. Pathetic. I said the game is shit and boring. You're too stupid to play a shitty 2006 rpg clone LOoooOOOOL cry more
>>545567554u can play with your friends on pirated copies
>>545551612>>545551445In all my life, outside of here, I've only had a conversation about Terraria once. In like 2011.
>>545573183>no comeback still and calls me a redditor after i call him one acting like he's funny or smartYeah makes sense. Retard. >>545573270Mommy why do you keep taking jeromes big blavk dick instead of feeding me my nuggies???
The largest problem is the lack of any kind of depth via building, and gear to a lesser extent.What made terraria and minecraft become huge juggernauts is the ability to take pieces from the world and turn it into so many building blocks to really bring whats in your mind into life.Currently Vallheim has one option for building, basically the same as if minecraft or terraria released with only the wood block to build with. These games would not have climbed to the great heights of popularity with only one block type to play with. If Vallheim wishes to stand a chance of surviving and not just being FotM, it will need to start introducing building aspects in a very fast pace. As I said before the game is extremely shallow, where if the extremely long time to build, collect was taken away no one would want to play it. Compare that with minecraft which has a mode that takes away any form of combat, gathering or crafting. This is creative mode and people love it and minecraft becomes an unlimited tool for peoples architectual, design and sculpting minds. Take away any one part of vallheim and it collapses, take any one part of vallheim and examine it and you realize its no deeper than a sidewalk puddle.
>>545568420>>545573023>35 and taking games this seriouslyIf you ever wonder why youve never felt the touch of a woman you should reflect on that whilest remembering that you think this way about baby toys meant to entertain. Im not even saying that 35 is old, but to be 35 and treat videogames the way you do is pathetic.
>>545573302Valheims building mechanics are dogshit and mediocre compared to peers even decades old. You are trying to sway the conversation away from that fact
>>545573284Agree. Luckily, they are a minority, seeing the massive success of the game
>>545573453This. Ooga booga i can build wood or stone oooooogaAlso i beat it then took all my stuff and everyone's valuables on the server then sailed off the edge of the world in my long boat and then deleted my character and refunded the game. The true patrician ending.
>>545573406Anecdotal as fuck. I don't talk games with anybody outside this place. Maybe your social circles just don't involve games.
>>545573442>continues to mention BBC unprompted hmmm, let me guess: American?
So...is Valheim good or not?
>>545573442Nice shit opinion, now cope
Sounds like its a good game but just needs more content. Hate these early access games. All a gamble. Ill just wait til release date and see the reviews then.
>>545573227Most of it reads like 2 indians fighting in english
>>545573493>projecting manlet virgin >>545573530I literally said it's shit, retard. Sure by saying it's shit I'm trying to steer the conversation away from it being shit. Have you ever tried completing a thought before you acted on it? This is the most retarded shit I've ever read.
>>545573453I like what's here, but there's a definite need for added building depth. Thankfully that's like the first major addition they have scheduled.
>>545573453Valheim has creative mode you nigger. Why would you want shit like steel or neons in my viking game. Kys
>>545573681it's fun for a couple hours (with friends) until the grind and scaling sets in. if you're okay with only getting a handful of hours out of it and never touching it again, yeah it's good...i guess
>>545563949omg wtf is that real
>>545548812this will never be a phenomenon like terraria/minecraft because of the viking theme.
>>545573530It fucking reminds me of gmod with how janky they are, every other crafting game understands you need good fucking building mechanics if that's your core gameplay
>>545548812fuck offthe game looks like trash
>>545573675>guys dont say anything unless i prompt you to!Kys 3rd world monkey soup drinker>>545573706(You)
>>545573779You're trying to discredit my post of calling the building mechanics dogshit by projecting I have an inability to build a roof. You are as transparent as zoomheim is bad
>>54557368120 hours in. The game is fun if your friends are. Solo gaming would be miserable so I understand why some people here wouldn't like it.
>>545573681Up to a point. It's like really early terraria
>>545573530>even decades old.what 3d survival building game was better back in 2001 anon
>>545572774>And youre taking games this seriously whilest deriding others for not doing the sameI take games as serious as any other hobby. I got a various instruments because I like music, and I greatly enjoy improving my skill. Same with my gun. Sad are only people like you, who give up on everything and go "you see, I'm growing old, I just want to sit comfortable in my chair, guitar resting on my lap, me looking at it, doing nothing">"I dont throw good games away after playing them once" why do you assume I do thatSimple: you play a mechanically extremely bad survival game to run around in forests and do the same, repetitive tasks without any hope of learning something now or improving upon it. This is the equivalency of doing slave labor for fun, it's just sad and a waste of time. This is a life wasted doing nothing.
I'm 65, and Valheilm is shit, i have been saying it my whole life
>>545573779That guy's a fuckin dumbass. I've noticed a lot of newfag retards can't keep up with conversations without everyone having names attached they can't help but assume everyone is the same person. Im not sure how they even function on this website. They probably just spew shit in every direction constantly like typical retard zoomies.
>>545573681Pirate it, its like 1gb. I give it alot of credit for the pricetag though, its why I bought it on a whim. Its not a masterpiece but its better than other games in the genre and is still in early access so can improve and add shit still, its not squatted out and left in an unfinished state there is more content coming, could probably just wait till more stuff drops.If you dont like survival games dont bother, at the end of the day its stil la game about milling resources and building things, this game just has the added element of exploration and combat that isnt complete and utter dogshit like other games in the genre, which is what sold me, since I dont like these games typically. Cant go wrong for the price in my opinion, I can guarantee youve paid more for worse games.
>>545573956Yeah... That makes total sense anon.. i say building is shit and then laugh at you for not being able to build things and all of this is just a ploy to make you think the building isn't shit. Unironically take your meds.
>>545574023>>545573868not 2001, but close enough. literally every single facet of valheim, from the ai to the texturing, is mediocre shit outdone by other games, yes some literally decades old. fucking fable 1 had better combat ffs. valheim took a bunch of mediocre, half ass concepts, stitched them together, then sold them to zoomies with a streaming marketing campaign
>>545573956Did you even read what that anon said? He said it's shit and so are you. Which is true. You are obviously mentally retarded.
I host a server for me and my friends. It's a great game to play with other people and work towards building something great. I'm sorry for those of you who are losers and don't have anyone to play with.
>>545573493>he thinks avoiding shitty games is taking games seriously and immediately believes his discussion partner is a virgin like himOnce you are married, you will understand how precious your virginity is, anon. Also, how precious your money is to never waste it on "running through forest chopping wood" sims.
>reach swamp>get some iron>need to take it back to main base by boat so I decide to grab more to make the journey worth it>build a base close enough to swamp that enemies wander over but technically in the black forest>start building a port for my boat to keep it safe while I go iron runs>while building the ground starts shaking and trolls start tearing some stuff down>beat them and get back to work>minutes later a foul stench comes from the swamp, overrun by skeletons and draugrs but still come out victorious>decide this will never work if I dont fortify my base first>build a moat >do several tree cutting runs for spiked walls and spike traps>build walls around the base next to the moat, fill moat with spikes>finally able to build a port for my boat in peace >finally back to my original goal of grabbing some more iron to being homeIf you dont want to play a game where setting goals leads to doing a lot of prep work then yeah I can see this game not being for everyone. Me I'm having a blast though.
>shill thread #9629>304 / 50 / 144 / 1i need to leave this site
>>545574391kys kike shill
>>545574097>he plays guitarNobody cares, you are not 15 anymore, fag. Why dont you showcase those sick skillz along with your sad hairline in an instagram video lmao
>>545548812looks kinda cool but i'm getting cube world vibes. might pick it up if it goes on sale.
>>545574557why? it's been like this way forever. now that you've realized it you can have fun taunting the shills who are FORCED to reply to your nonsense
>>545574447See you again in two weeks, when you desperately look for the next FOTM to hop onto.
>>545574557You won't, it's fine.
>>545574476>doing something requires doing something elsethat's literally every fucking survival game ever you retard
>>545574447Agree. We are having a great time.
>>545574559>>545574557If you actually read the thread you'll see it's people calling the game shit and then retarded zoomers replying to them saying "no the game is shit!!1" 0 reading comprehension
>>545574718Kill yourself. It requires you to buy a gun and pull the trigger, faggot
>>545574781If you actually kys there will be one less kike shill in the world.
>>545549126fpbpim really enjoying it but it can still improve.
>>545574614>Nobody caresI've raked so many (you)'s today from you and your friends, you small-time nigger can't even comprehend the power I have over you right now
>>545574474>his wife doesnt play with himEnjoy getting cucked while you speedrun those gnarly race sims lmaooooooooo
>>545574849And even then it'd have deeper mechanics than this early access trash dumbass
>>545574692>see you again in two weeks when you and your friends are having fun with another gameDamn dude, you straight roasted him.
>>545574984With faggots like you, who would want friends?
>>545574921Here's another (you), old man, it looks like you need it. The kids over here will give you more attention than the ones who wont answer your calls anymore
>chests too smallreeeeeeee I don't want to fill my fucking base full of chests to store bullshit I don't even know if I'll use
>>545574692You make it sound like having tons of fun for a couple weeks is a bad thing
>>545574962>speedrunning racing simsAre you actually a boomer trying to pose as a zoomer?
>>545575006then play it and post about it, retard
>>545575067Mighty sour grapes you got there
>>545574474>never waste it on "running through forest chopping wood" sims.As oppose to? Splinter Cell Chaos Theory is my favourite game, its not complex, its not even hard, but I replay it because I enjoy it, how does that make you feel, considering I also play Valheim, where I just build stuff after defeating the bosses? Shit, Valheim isnt even the only game Ive played today.
>>545575232Retards can have fun with a piece of stringThat doesn't mean string is objectively a good game or that the retards opinion is worth a shit
>>545575067>being this much of a friendless loserAt least you've still got your badass contrarian opinions to brag on /v/ about.
>>545575034Kek>>545575221You need iron to get big chests
>>545575157feels good, keep it up
>>545575221With iron you get bigger chests unlocked, consider that before making a warehouse.
>>545575293Imagine wanting to be friends with faggots who play fotm trash
>>545575309being a happy retard with others is better than being a sad retard alone
>>545575309Youre favourite videogame is shit and you are a nigger for liking it, prove me wrong. You are arguing taste, dont do that, its fucking cringe
>>545558324dont listen to that retard telling you to use mods to cheat the experience. all the mods are literally cheats that make the game way easier. its just fine solo, nothing wrong with it. its less grindy than when playing with multiple people. its really comfy
>>545575272>not being a radical tubular awesome gnarly poster
Zoomer standards reached a new low, you know that emulators are readily available right? Play an actual good game ffs.
Why does this game makes /v/ seethe?
>tfw avoided every other single survival crafting game after Minecraft, so Valheim feels freshU mad, niggas?
>>545575682because anon is a pure soul who only enjoys good games and get's annoyed by blatantly marketed fotm trash
>>545575298>As oppose to?Let me say it like this: Any game that challenges you enough so that you cannot watch a movie on the side is a better game than survival shit.
>>545574447Speaking of servers, in-game browser is filled with hundreds of empty passworded ones. Can you even play with randoms in this game? Do you need some gay discord group?I really wanna try MP but my friend is busy with RL stuff right now.
>>545575430>>545575534Why are you working yourself up of a bunch of sour grapes?
>>545575630Such as? Seventh generation was total garbage
>Bonemass is surrounded by plains>need to build an outpost in the swamp or plainsGonna have to be the swamp. Tiny portal shack I guess.
>>545575836I don't mean to be rude and answer your question with a question, but why are you such a faggot? Follow up question: when you inevitably kys will you please livestream it?
>>545575767I didnt even play minecraft lmao
>>545575821you can join any server that doesn't have a password. Additionally you don't have to turn on "show my location to other players" so you can run around and ruin shit if you want to be a choche
>>545575954>frenless coper tell others how sad they areLmao
>>545575767>i have so little palate for quality that i can consoom shit and not even tell>jealous?!?!god no
>>545575531how can you be happy if all you do is massive cope posts about objectively bad video games on image boards?why is it so hard to admit for you that you made a mistake and purchased shit once again, even dragging your friends into it?
>>545575854Uuuuuuh any previous gen to the seventh? Even the seventh was better than what we have now to be honest.
>>545563636At their initial release.
>>545576132No, it fucking wasnt. Seventh was a total disgrace that started the whole shitshow we have now. Even the "good" games look like shit.
>>545576065>the games not bad>you're just COPING>COPE>you just have no friends>cooooooope>i bet you're poor too>cope>cope>cope>the game definitely isn't mediocre fotm trash>cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
>>545548812the only thing that will compare to minecraft coming out is a better minecraft coming out, like hytale if it ends up actually being good.
>>5455594503 Millions in 2 Weeks mate.
>>545576130if you're not even going to try then I'm not either
>>545576040Well that's just it, I can't seem to find any open games. I dunno if there're region locks or anything, it's nothing but empty passworded servers for me.
>almost 500k people on everyday for prob the next 3 months>/v/ shitpost every second about it when it didnt even start popular till a few days later after release>after it eventually dies down /v/ will consider themselves a prophet then call the next game FOTMwhatever helps you sleep at night guys kek
>>545575954>but why are you such a faggot? Follow up question: when you inevitably kys will you please livestream it?Holy shit dude, how autistic are you? Why are you this upset about people having fun with their friends in a game you don't like?
>>545548812It's not a new concept though. I'm honestly baffled at how it's become so popular despite being in an overdone and tired genre. I think it's just because of lockdown
>>545575854>such as?Nigger, all you had to do is to not spend money on literal cashgrabs and just pirate what you want, and now you complain that there is nothing to pirate?
>>545565783What marketing did they do? I saw a steam ad for it two weeks ago probably because I owned the forest and had just recently started playing Terraria. It took about a week to beat Terraria classic mode which is all I was interested in doing with that game. Last Saturday me and my buddy were drunk and looking for a new game to try, on a whim I suggested Valheim and we've been playing daily since then. Why does word of mouth spread seem so impossible to you? My other friends started playing it because they saw me and my buddy playing every day. I was talking to friends in a different social circle and they said they were interested because they had seen so many people on their steam list playing it.
>>545575789You are aware that there are enemies and objectives in Valheim right? That I was fucking around in the game because I finished it and that involved cutting down trees, and , by your own words "ddint just throw away a game after playing it once" I was seeing what I could build and need materials, which involves frolicking merrily through the forests chopping down trees whilest enemies assail you to get said materials. This isnt hard but you certainly need to pay attention to the game anonAgain, you take games too seriously, and that playing one game means that you dont like anything else. I can enjoy a game that lets me pause or get sidetracked anon. Fighting games are my shit, Im not about to say everything that isnt hyper vigilant is bad because I enjoy the technicality involved in learning a fighting game.
>>545576414What is this anon trying to argue?
>>545576110>Valheim>shitPick one and only one, lil zoom-zoom.
>>545577146something about people moving on to the next game
>>545576262>the game definitely isn't mediocre fotm trashThis is how I know you have no friends. You are just lonely, bitter, and angry everyone else isn't as miserable as you. I could play just about anything with my friends and we would find a way to have a good time.
>FOTM comes out>objectively very badly designed, lacking mechanics, bad graphics/animations, no content because early access>/v/ calls it like every time>people who are desperately afraid of buyers remorse try to cope as hard as possible>FOTM hype finally dies down>someone on /v/ opens thread "told you guys">this guy >>545576597 gets buttblasted to the moon
>>545548812>shitty survival crafting game that does nothing new is a masterpieceIdk what you're smoking buddy. Minecraft and terraria did something new and perfected it. Valheim does nothing new that I can see
I prefer Conan Exiles because it lets me build a harem of sex slaves
So what is better than Valheim?
>>545577449all of the other survival games are the same thing, this is literally just a sidegrade for people that like skyrim
>>545577449i asked this is another thread, people unironically said 7 days to die. that game is hot garbage. valheim is the best in the genre right now.
>>545578079and if i don't want to or didn't play those?
>>545576262we broke anon
>>545578164why would you want to play this then?
>>545565426/v/ and /pol/ are the same if that is what you're saying
It's super fun, and the fact that so many people are enjoying it together with their friends AND making people seethe because they don't personally like it...its like a gift from god. I haven't seen this many whiny pussbabies in a long time. You keep being you, schizos. Accidentally bringing a lot of joy from your shenanigans. Plenty of screencaps.
>>545577097>You are aware that there are enemies and objectives in Valheim right?you are aware that there are enemies in WoW too, yes anon? does this suddenly turn wow into more than a mindless grindfest for brainlets? no anon, it does not.>I can enjoy a game that lets me pause or get sidetracked anonI know. It's the same reason why mechanically very badly designed games like skyrim or witcher 3 are very succesfull. And while witcher at least had the writing going for it, skyrim is probably the best example for a brainlet game, where the majority of the gameplay consists of pressing attack, pressing forward, and pressing the use key, without ever thinking further ahead. it really doesn't matter how good you feel walking around in a virtual forest, if all there is to do are the same, repetitive tasks, without any chance of variation or improvement. time that is lost forever doing nothing.
>>545578250>first they broke the game, then they broke their consumer base
>>5455781487 days is fun garbage that's just about as good as Valheim
I honestly fail to see what people see in this game..
>it's fun with friendsThrowing a rock is fun with friends.What if I don't have friends?
>>545548812All 3 of the games you mentioned are shit and you can't change my mind
>>545562871>shilled by a company that celebrates just getting 3 million playerwow. how big brained you are
>>545548812honestly comparing it to terraria straight out of beta is a good choicejust like terraria when it released, this game needs more contentclearly the devs are capable and have plenty of money now, so hopefully they do like red and make the game massive
>>545563636Yes, just never these dime a dozen survival crafting turds.
>>545578439>time that is lost forever doing nothing.Sort of like time lost entering a thread for a game you don't like to lecture people who do like it on why they are wrong for enjoying it with their friends.
>>545549742>im a newfag pls notice me: the post
>>545578439existence is meaningless, anon. just enjoy your ride if you can.
>>545577449Subnautica and ARK
>>545578913>What if I don't have friends?Then it is not fun, like every video game with dogshit game design.
Myself and the lads are having a great time. Our formidable fortress 'Auschwitz' shall fall to no troll or skelly. That being said; fuck Bonemass. Slash weapons do fuck all
>>545548812>We are witnessing an event comparable to when Minecraft came out.Lmao, its just another survival builder, it will disappear as soon as streamers get bored of it.
>>545578913>What if I don't have friends?seethe on /v/
>>545548812the difference between this game and minecraft/terraria, is the latter didn't have garbage performance
>>545579235Fighting with other people is never lost time. Every party learns from it. Get your shit together.
>>545578913It's just grindy dogshit, like all of these pointless survival games. At least it isn't a PVP gankfest like Rust though.
>>545579320Existence is everything. I offer to kill you, do you accept?
>bought it a week ago>already 50 hours in
>>545579782>only 50Step it up
>>545578439Well I consider most time Ive spent in videogames to be lost forever from doing nothing, much like browsing here it doesnt offset the enjoyment I had besides that. Im just going to disagree with your outlook anon. I enjoy the menial tasks in some games because they are pleasant to be in, I beat all the bosses and now Im just seeing what I can do with some the mechanics rather than just dropping it and moving on. Now Im trying to make a castle for me and the boys.
I can't stop playing someome help me
>>545577350>75 hours played and only in the third biome with 2 bosses defeated>no content
>>545579563>fighting with other people>fightingJesus christ dude. That post is oozing with fedora energy.
>>545580182I've been, done that, and it never changes. What you are currently doing is the equivalent of creating art so your friends will see it. People like you would have been painters, musicians, writers, level designers, whatever. I would like to explore a dungeon in a video game designed by you, not look at your shitty video game base. You feel comfortable exploring a toolset and then designing shit with it. Understand that finally you twat.
>>545577409how are you still doing that when sexiles is deadserious question desu
>>545580794Stop calling the lord's name in vain, dirty monkey.
>>545548812Those games got lasting power not because they were good, but because they had large modding communities. Even minecraft, whose main playerbase is xbawks kiddies who can't mod, because the game would have died and disappeared long before those kids ever heard of it otherwise.tl;dr with no modding community, no one is even going remember valheim in a couple months
>>545552437Its not just the woods, the game have various biomes and islands to explore. It sounds like you just watched 1 minute of video and haven't touched the game.
>>545580681>play grind video game>post long hours playedyes
>>545576862>It's not a new concept though.You haven't played it.
it reminds me a lot of fallout 4 with the building and adventure bitsi don't think i'll spend as much time on it as i did f4 but for 16 euros i'm fine with it
>>545552986>19.6tbWhat the fuck
>>545580794Sorry, I forgot about subhumans. I will mention you next time, promise
>>545579743Nope. That would make my time less enjoyable. But no matter what we do now we will eventually be gone.
>>545581001Nearly all of that art you’re listing out is lost to the sands of time as much as building a base in Valheim for ones own amusement is. Nothing wrong with making something for people you give a shit about.
I'll wait for it to leave early access first.
>>545582196There is a difference in doing what you love and getting paid for it, and doing what you love while paying for it. You could be free from the need of playing shitty games because you need to chill, but instead you chose to chase the dragon.
>>545582061>I'm not autistically screeching on a basket weaving forum, I'm sharpening my tongue. Holy shit dude. I knew some faggot in college who walked around in a suite with a cane, was that you?
>>545582724Almost no one gets paid for making what they love. Even artists that get pie mostly have to make shot for other peoples whims. No idea why you’re butthurt about some guy making stuff for his friends and his own amusement instead of randos.
>>545583740>I immediatelly get offended when someone enjoys discussionPlease, anon. No feminism.
>>545583864>Almost no one gets paid for making what they loveI know. I pointed out one reason why.
>>545577306because you and your friends are shit-eating, tasteless plebs
>>545582724I get where youre coming from but its amusing to me to see what I can do with the building in this, unlike with 3d modelling, I dont get to fight monsters whilest I do this, which is also part of the amusement. Like playing with Lego but there are hornets in the room.Its funny you mention that shit because Im a graphic designer kek. Its like someone who likes cars in real life might like racing games...
>valheim is so good!>that's i constantly defend and shill and lurk in the threads 24/7 instead of actually playing it
>>545581828>I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOM
>>545557126I recognize imgur filenames too through years of shitposting experience. Kill yourself redditor
>>545584104No. It’s because there are too many artists as is. Not because some choose not to try their hand at it.
>>545584869i don't really buy a lot, last game was at christmas and before that a year back so i think 16 bucks isn't too bad especially if they manage to support it through early access
>>545548812Can i play it on i5 3350p and gtx 660 ti at 1080p?
>>545549742post reaction images that you know will trigger /v/irgincels
>>545585424if you don't buy games a lot, why are you bragging about being a jew while simultaneously admitting to being too brainlet to piratechad. if you're going to waste your money on shit, at least buy nice shit
>>545548812can i build a village and populate it with ai characters? like a smith or a trader.
>>545548812>conan exiles but with shit graphics and no pvp with gaykings instead of conanworldwhy?
>>545584417Look, no disrespect, but to me it sounds like all it would take to entertain you would be a forest, a few building blocks, and occasional pest attacks. I'm not trying to imply that you are an idiot, but you seem to enjoy very basic, mostly brainless tasks, because you rather like to relax than to be challenged. And while this all might be fine for you and people who think like you, it doesn't make the video game in any way interesting or good. And this is probably the main reason why we are even having this discussion: You have basically bad taste in video games, do not care about mechanics at all and just want to chillax with your buddies. But instead of saying this outright, you try to sell this game, even with the full knowledge of how dull it is.
>>545585347> It’s because there are too many artists as is.Yes, that's a problem for a bad artist. If you are afraid, playing bad video games won't heal you.
>>545585891You seriously can’t comprehend other peoples opinions and sensibilities, can you? They are only using talent to serve you or they are shit. Just how broken are you?
I swear every one of these Valhelm threads are created by kids who just copy exactly what their favorite Youtubers or Twitchers do without any thought, or they're created by the dev team themselves as free marketing and 4chan won't stop them.No way an early access game that will never be finished and looks like garbage is any good, quit with this bullshit.
>>545585891anon, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're arguing with a shill. look for these key scripted talking points in future threads>twichers are playing rust!>dont you have any friends?!>are you poor!?>well i got my monies worth!>pleasure is subjective!>if you criticize others for having bad taste then there's something wrong with YOUyou can look in literally every single zoomheim thread and see this pattern of posting. there were 500k jewtube hits in the first week. 25k streamers. for what? this garbage? it's actual factual marketing and shills
>>545586421>You seriously can’t comprehend other peoples opinions and sensibilities, can you?I know, I have serious trouble understanding someone who comes at me with his mouth full of shit, and every time he talks little shit particles sprinkle on my cheeks and into my eyes. I lack this emotion to feel for people who enjoy stuffing their faces with feces, and instead will always react in disgust and disbelief.
>>545586968>if you criticize others for having bad taste then there's something wrong with YOUHuh, now that you mention it
Can someone explain to me why this game is shilled so much? It was even on the public news network in my country. My friends are asking me to play this friday, please tell me if I'm about to make a mistake by buying it..
>>545587284i know i'm going full alex jones on you here, man. but just go to achrived threads and ctrl f rust and tell me i'm wrong. you can't do it.
>>5455570401 year minimum I gurantee thatDRG was on EA for a while before it got its 1.0
>>545587472survival FOTM, same story as dayz, rust, ark and conan exiles, basically attracts people who look for easy grind games to waste some time, then ditch them forever once new FOTM survival gets released
>>545560991>t. got killed by a boar and ragequit
>>545587705don't need to, I trust any mad hatter over people who recommend shitty games to me
>>545585584that arouses me
>>545587472it's 15 dollars lmaoimagine being a poorfag
>>545585891I think youre focusing on the aspect where I build and gather resources, whilest ignoring that I said this is post game, I focused very little on this shit whilest pursuing the actual goal of hunting bosses and exploring. I got around 80 hours just finishing the actual game before just resigning to build stuff now.Ill not deny I have bad taste anymore than Ill say that you have good taste. My favourite games are Kenshi, SCChaos Theory, TW:Med2 and Soul Caliber 2, Im not about to defend those choices like people arent going to say they are shit. I just dont care. You like racing games, I dont like racing games at all, Im not about to say you have shit taste for playing them because I dont like them. Come on anon. The building is alright its not the objective of the game, that wouldve been the exploration, hands down, which is the best part of the game. Im just past it and fucking around at this point, I dont think fucking around should be considered a bad thing in any game.>>545586968>new game comes out>shill>it's actual factual marketing and shillsIts wierd, youll never see this criticism thrown at AAA releases, despite those being the exact sort of companies that actually would have the money and resources to do that. But no, its only indie games that run deep ops apparently.
i don't have any friends that play video gamescan you have fun with this game alone?
i like this game but i hate playing it with my friends because they are retarded
>>545588628I play it solo and enjoy it. Requires patience and planning later on though. Which I like.
>>545588845does it scale for single player at all, or is it made with co-op in mind only, for late game?
>>545548812>early access open world survival craftingpass
>>545588520>youll never see this criticism thrown at AAA releasesare you fucking retarded?
>>545589056I would say it’s best played with a small group but it’s still well designed for solo play. Just takes longer to gather things like ore and make your equipment. But if you hoard stuff as you go it’s well designed.
>>545589056There is scaling, enemies seem to get more health and damage with more people, also the farther you go from the centre the enemies get better stats, but it doesnt seem to be that much.>>545589470Youre the one throwing shill at a new release, like you arent suppose to talk about anything that just came out, yet I guarantee you wouldnt say this about a AAA release and just expect people to talk about it.
>>545589956people constantly call shill in new AAA release threads
>>545548812Is this shilling or is there some kind of amazing feature of this game I haven't seen yet? Gameplay looks pretty shit.
That a tiny company could shill a game to 3 million sales is next level retardation. That would be the greatest marketing campaign of all time. People enjoy it so they talk about it.
>>545590321>a tiny company>publisher is owned by THQ Nordic
>>545572168It's one of the top ten most played games on steam you fuckin retard Pic is 1 year old but still applies
>>545590987>that absolute flatline until the may 16th update.i love terraria but we all know it only gets repped when an update drops.
>>545590987>pic is 1 year old but still appliesno it doesn't lmao
>>545591246whoa holy shit, terraria still pulls 40k a day? nevermind what I just said.
>>545549742>post anime reaction images for the past 10 years on /v/>It suddenly makes me a tranny to do so2014-2016 completely ruined this board. Fuck you.
>>545567415"Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>545553259What case? No one that likes this game can fucking describe why they like it without using vague buzzwords.
>>545548812If I could play with other people (I have no friends) I would consider it.
>>545590184it's more like skyrim, less like other survival craft games.that's a feature.
>>545548812Can I kill jew slaves in this game like a real viking?
Game is cheap as chips, has no DLC, basebuilding looks aesthetic as fuck even for retards (like myself) who couldn't get into 'actual masterpieces' like Terraria, Minecraft and the Sims.It's virtually free from hebrew jew horseshit which I, being Germanic, enjoy.I'm a bit tired of it after 80 hours but I can see myself coming back to it in short little bursts and I already got my moneys worth.Ironically I have played it less than my friend whom I bought a copy for.I also share some gripes about stamina being used to run around and then having to stand there with my viking thumb up my viking ass while Bonemasses power makes me impervious to trolls and shit so it's a bit of slog there.Not to mention all the damn gayniggers in the forest. I wouldn't mind those HYPERFAGGOTS if they didn't kept running around like beheaded chickens, if you're gonna talk shit, at least stay put to get hit.
>>5455570402 years sounds about right, keep in mind though that many games in this genre stay in early access for the better part of a decade.
>>545588520>youll never see this criticism thrown at AAA releaseslurk more newfag. cybertanic ring any bells? your (((ilk))) stick out like a sore thumb
>>545592191>Can I kill jew slaves in this game like a real viking?yeah, trolls.>>545585584>"trigger" /v/>get told to 41% yourself and that you will never pass and that deadname is called that because its going on your headstone>become suicidal>w-worth triggering you ch-chud
>>545563050>tfw just dug a moat around our base.Oh well.
>>545548812Minecraft and terreria both had blocky artstyles. This game just looks bad.
>>545592602>letting trannies live in your head rent free like this
>>545592787>be tranny>be summoned to normal communities far and wide>post there every day>spend millions of money to be shoehorned into media>have to run around annually in pride parades>be here in a thread right nowThat's not what "rent free" means, you rope ornament.
>>545586929Try it for yourself faggot
I hate Minecraft but love this game.
>>545564715I CAN'T SNEED
>>545593139Same here. Minecraft has zero goals to work toward which already make Terraria and Valheim the better option.
>>545592943>4chan>/v/>normal community>anon posts something entirely unrelated to trannies>jump straight to trannies anyway because you can't control your fetish/obsession
I could play bad rats with my friends and it would be fun. You normalfags using that as some sort of defence against the criticism this game rightfully gets is pathetict. someone playing valheim with friends since they bought it for me
>>545560358I'll take the pizza.
>>545563050Oh god, I basically cut a mountain in half to build on, jesus fucking christ I was wondering why I was getting stuttering.
>>545572486u r retarded.
>>545548812do you create your character in this?is the character creator any good, are there good glam options?