This is NOT a dragon. It's a WYVERN.Any questions?
>>540355292Not every dragon is a wyvern, but every wyvern is a dragon
>>540355292Explain why you think a non insect should have six limbs.
>>540355292looks like a wyrm to me, fix your filename too
>>540355529Because D&D codified what dragons should look like and deviating from that is heresy of the highest order
At this point the definition already changed and "dragon" is interchangeable, though wyvern isn't.
>>540355292u-huhand where's the objective proof of your claim based on real evidencedragons aren't real, they can be anything so long as there's a loose precedent
Skyrim, the Hobbit film, and GoT are some of the most popular and influential media in recent years where Dragons are featured prominently, and both use the 2-leg, 2-wing "wyvern" design. Like it or not, they've effectively redefined Dragons as having that body type.
>>540356270big chungus moment
>>540355292Can I fuck it?
Wayverns are a type of dragon
>>540356270sausage lion is a better name than fur snake
>>540355412wtf are you talking about anon
>>540355292it's a dragon in that universeNow fuck off and make a real thread next time
>>540355292Unironically why did they do this? I don't get it
>>540356484don't acknowledge it
DO NOT FUCKING CALL MUSIC WITH NO LYRICS IN IT A FUCKING SONGHOLY FUCKING SHITITS NOT SUPER MARIO BROS SONGITS THE SUPER MARIO BROS THEMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540355292Yeah I have one question, Why don't you have a GF?
>>540356484Asuka best girlRei is a toilet
>>540355730>mi pana wyvern
>>540355292Did you run out of meds or just stop taking them?
You’re an anglo that isn’t European and doesn’t even know what the word dragon means
super funny and original thread
>>540355292Yeah do you classify every mythical creature based solely on heraldic categories or is it just big flappy lizards?
>>540355412That anon earlier today who said it was /tv/, not /pol/, ruining /v/ couldn't have been more right.
Dragon, Wyvern, still gonna stick it in.
6 limbs, 4 limbs, it doesnt matterall that matters is they have a cloaca, got it?
>>540355292yeah who asked
>>540356526Todd demanded it so
>>540355292I'd still hug it.
>>5403565264 limbed dragons were already the standard set in previous games in the series.
>>540355292Yeah, uhh I have a question. Why does it matter?
>>540362538>>540362670fucking shit ass here is what i meant to post>behold a dragon
>>540355817Dragons have existed in the imagination since before the written word you mongoloid fuck
This is NOT a atronach. It's an ELEMENTAL.Any Questions?
>>540355730They both look good enough for me
If it hasn't destroyed at least 1 (one) Kingdom, it's not a real Dragon. It's just a Drag.
Lmao at all these retards thinking Skyrim has any cities. Don't you know city status must be awarded by the British Monarchy?
>>540358942The wisest anon in the thread.
spoiler op is some /pol/tard slav
>>540363161Can I fuck it without burning my dick?
>>540357376The European concept of Dragon comes from the Anglosaxon epic Beowulf.Please kys you wog shitposting moron. Op is quite clearly not Anglo
Both are wrongIt's a dov
>>540364890get yourself a fire resist philter and go ham my nigga
>>540355292There are no actual dragons in Skyrim (or TES in general for that matter), so it's safe to say that the universe itself doesn't know the difference.Why do we need this thread once a week?
>This is NOT a dragon. It's a WYVERN.>Any questions?
>>540365965That's not a question, that's a re-statment, anon.
>>540355292Why is it a Wyvern?
>>540365927op is a schizo he posted this once on /vrpg/ got btfo started screaming insane /pol/ shit then the mod banned him.Its some retard from eastern europe posting out of a hut.
>>540366140Dragons have 4 legs and wings, wyverns have 2 legs and wings.
>>540366253Not on Nirn.
>>540366253sorry sweaty but I'm afraid this is what a real dragon looks like.
>>540366253Theres no actual description of what a Dragon looks like in Beowulf besides a serpent that flies.The European concept of a dragon doesn't have a definitive description.
>>540355292Aren't wyverns a type of dragon?
Bethesdaniggers have been on a multi year campaign to change the accepted definition of dragon, gotta love that type of fanboy dedication. Warcraft gets it right why can't betheshit?
>>540364903anglos were never european and what you believe to be the european concept never existed and is just a damn larp in your central asian brain
>>540366389Well yea but I was just giving him what's usually the case.
Wyverns do not exist in the world of Elder Scrolls so it's classification as a Dragon is valid
>>540364903>a piece of shit poem written in the 1300s defined European dragons Lmao this is what Nigels and Hansdeeps actually believe
>>540366848Anglosaxons are the Whitest of Europeans and they come from the Scandinavian region.Beowulf is the story where the European dragon myth originates from.Not only are you an illiterate non-white wog you have no clue what you are talking about rat.
>>540367093germanics are central asians lmao you’re an inbred mongolmutt, Nigel Attaturk.
>>540355432i mean yeah.. but i guess this thread was made to eventually post dragon porn
>>540367003Yes, the saga defined European concept of a dragon.Beowulf scholar J. R. R. Tolkien considered the dragon in Beowulf to be one of only two real dragons in northern European literature, writing of it, "dragons, real dragons, essential both to the machinery and the ideas of a poem or tale, are actually rare. In northern literature there are only two that are significant ... we have but the dragon of the Völsungs, Fáfnir, and Beowulf's bane." The Beowulf dragon is the earliest example in literature of the typical European dragon and first incidence of a fire-breathing dragon. The Beowulf dragon is described with Old English terms such as draca (dragon), and wyrm (reptile, or serpent), and as a creature with a venomous bite. Also, the Beowulf poet created a dragon with specific traits: a nocturnal, treasure-hoarding, inquisitive, vengeful, fire-breathing creature.
Wyvern have always been considered as dragon therefor they are, fuck offSame thing with cockatrices btw
>>540364890yes you can
>>540367174Admit what you are turk scum. Not white or european.Stop posting this stupid thread you inbred rodent.
>>540355817D&D doesn't have the final say. They just copied Tolkien's work whom drew from thousands of years of mythology
>>540367327>it’s European because central asians said so Kek and I guess the Holy Roman Empire was totally Roman as well. I love it when the Hansdeeps larp.
>>540367472Take your meds turkroach.
>>540355292i hate drafgons
>>540367440Seething turko mongol. Stop using Latin words and letters and go back to your roots of eating horse flesh, Nigel. The Ghobi calls for you.
>>540367452Exactly, d&d "codifying" a dragon js the dumbest comment in history.Some american nerd shit doesn't define a thousand year old concept.
>>540356270What about two wings, two legs, and one beefy arm?
>>540367584You will NEVER be anglo. You will always be a wog.
I hate skyrim...But you're retarded, these fictional creatures don't have to conform to typical name schemes
St George Dragon. Note two legs.
This is a dragon
>>540367791>you will never be angloThank god. I love being European and not an asiatic.
>>540368017Thats funny because mediterraneans are asiatic mutts from levant migrations.Also top kek worshipling the Romans who were defeated and ruled by Germanics.
>>540368263lol imagine not even knowing your own history. It must be hard wanting to be Roman and knowing you’re not.
>>540367937Originally no legs like in this Thracian sculpture Battling serpents goes back to Thracian/Greek/Egyptian myths
>>540355292I hate this argument so damn much.There aren't any hard rules to stick to when creating/naming dragons besides be lizardlike, and shoot something out of it's mouth.
>>540368428Egyptian version with Horus and Set
>>540368315The Romans ended up being invaded by Germanics and conquered by them.All Italians today have partial Germanic ancestry kek.Go study some real history wog kek.Pic related triumphant Germanics march through Greece.
>>540368593You can march through cities with your mongol-persian buddies all day it still won’t make you a cultureless asian migrant that will never ever be a European
In Beowulf the first telling of a fire breathing dragon it doesn't have a description at all besides firebreathing serpent.
>>540368731If you are a greek or roman today you are a mutt. Partially Germanic from northerners conquest.
>>540355292Stop shitposting Mikhail
>>540368903You will never ever be Greek or Roman or European, Hansdeep. I’m so so sorry.
>>540369028The only real native Europeans are celts and nordics
op is a butthurt wog non-white from shitaly.
>>540369254Celts are yes, “nordics” lmao noBasically if you don’t see yourself in this picture you’re not a native european
>>540369371I don't think you understand wog ONLY celts and nordics are European. You are semitic and non-european.You will never pass. You are not indigenous.
>>540369371>am irish>don't have to be lumped in with greasy wop dagosFeels breddy gud
>>540369595Whatever helps you cope with never ever being Roman, Greek, or Europen, Hansdeep Nigelberg.Also fun fact did you know the Canaanites are another turko-mongolic offshoot that arrived in Palestine around 2000BC? Pretty interesting huh?
>>540369371So you are a serb? Its always fucking balkans rodents pisting this stupid shit, You are exactly the same as turks.You are the most mutted stupid group in europe and no one cares what inbred serbs say.
>>540369865lmao the schizo brain of the central asiatic has been triggered
>>540369772kys you dumbass serb cunt take your low iq back to your shithole country you turkish mongrel
>>540369972Keep seething, Genghis. Your camels are waiting for you at home to mate with them. Don’t keep them waiting.
>>540370067anglochud you’ll never be european
>this is not a dragon2 hours later>you are not europeanwtf is this shit
>>540370041just look up what serbs look like they are all wogs with deformed heads and faces and big noses. Like turks.You will never pass for white balkans scum.
>>540370151Balkans faggots will never be human>>540370154Op is a schizo balkan nigger that has been reposting this thread for years.
>>540370176Nobody wants to be lumped up with a bunch of asiatics, Nigel. Don’t kid yourself. We all know you want to be Roman and we all know you’re not. The joke will forever be on you.
>>540370308>serbs >whitetop kekYou are ASIATIC you fool you are half turk and not white.
>>540370297Why would the balkans care about a two legged serpent being called a dragon? They have a rich culture that brings them knowledge of many types of serpents which were called dragons. The OP is an anglocuck, like you my friend.
>>540370426Said the person using Latin letters because before that he was speaking turkic. Hey funfact did you know “Yggdrasil” comes from Turkic “Ygac a Sil” meaning Noble world tree? Gross!
>>540370542>Celts and Scanidianvians the most distant reaches of Europe>somehow not EuropeanWestern Europe has stayed the same for 50k years. They are the indigenous Europeans.You are anti-eurooean and not white>>540370442>Anglo>trying to state dragons are not two legged and two wings when Beowulf doesnt even give a description.Whatever you are you have schizophrenia and insecurity about not being Anglosaxons.
>>540355730Left: best for fighting you.Right: best to be fought by you.Skyrim dragons be like that. I once couldn't play for a month due to medical reasons, and the first thing I did after that, I sought out Paarthurnax and fought him good. I was much into the zone that I could've easily beaten him without hands.
>>540370784And a ching chong to you too, Nigel Wong
>>540370837The fact you wont admit your nationality just reveals your cowardice and deceitfulness.
>>540370784Lmao you do know Britannia was originally settled by Eastern Meds right? All the Neolithic monuments like Stonehenge and Carnac were built by meds. Look up Wessex culture. The entirety of European culture comes from meds. Anglos are a new migrant race that simply arrived in 600AD.
>>540370542>yggrdasil is turkickek actual turks itt. Too cowardly to admit who they are.
>>540370996And Sarmizegetuza is their magnum opus
>>540370996>its a turkHahahahahaha you arent even human.
>>540371158>>540371064Turks are a migrant race like you, Nigel. Anatolia and all of Mediterranean was European
>>540370542>weTurks are nigger subhumans.Turks didnt even exist until relatively recently. They didnt exist until the Mongols raided Anatolia.
>>540355817Some Chinese Dragons have dozens of legs anon. Explain that.
>the expanse thread that was actually talking about vidya gets pruned>this bullshit stays up
>>540371268Turks literally didnt exist until recently you retarded turk.Trying to claim ancient language derives from turkish is retarded like you cunt mother
Speaking of turks, do you know why Hansdeeps used to be called “goths”? It comes from the term “gokturks”, which was the name for the asiatic migrants that were entering Europe in the early ADs. We have Greek settlements in Crimea (Chersonessus) where the progress of this migrant invasion can be tracked through sediment and soil layers. Truly fascinating stuff.
OP here. This was supposed to be a stealth dragon thread
>>540370154Krauts gonna Kraut anon. Always.
>>540355292its a Dovah actually
>>540355292DONT CARE WILL STILL FUCK
>>540371505Turks didnt exist untilhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_raids_into_Palestine
>>540371457>>540371339Kek Nigel you are a Turk, and you’re so deeply ingrained in your need to be seen as European you are shitting on your race. Sad! You don’t have to pretend forever. Just embrace your own heritage!
>>540355292>>iT'S not A FIsh it'S a TRouT!
SEX WITH DRAGON SEX WITH DRAGON SEX WITH DRAGON
>>540371578No it isnt, you have done this before op. You had the same /pol/ meltdown on /vrpg/Stop posting your stupid balkans/turk vuews in english sites you idiot wog.
>>540371874Seething anglocuck going schizo on his fellow posters now
>japanese game lets you romance dragon>dragon turns into a girl in cosplaywhy do the nips do this?do nip furfags not exist?
>>540355292Does Elder Scrolls in-universe differentiate between dragon and wyvern? What if in-universe, there is no distinction? Why apply classification to something that doesn't exist in-universe?
>>540371778>we wuz anglos n sheetYou turks have no culture, you have to go around claiming everythjng is turkish when you didnt even exist before the 1200s
>>540371959>nip furfags don't existpost it.post the big titty anime furry mommies webm.
>>540372010You’re fighting with yourself Nigel. I’m a European, so I don’t want jump into your asiatic family squabbles.
>>540371913seething schizoid non-white.
>>540372135>we wuz europeansYou aren't european, you wont admit what you actually are because you have no pride in who you are. You are a coward and a non-white wog.
>>540370928i am Israeli jew
Another fun fact: “Ostro” from Ostrogoth and OstroHungary comes from Latin Auster, which means southeasterly. So when combined with Hun and Goth(gokturk), it’s essentially saying “south easterly hun/turk”. Neat huh?Germanus also is Latin for inbred family. Pretty cool no?
>>540355292I'm glad its become a meme at this point. Its always triggered me that media started replacing dragons with wyverns without making the distinction. I hope this spreads awareness.
>>540372345now post what you really are.
here's the REAL question.do dragons have pussy and ass?or a cloaca?
>>540372345>>540372384look the two central asians are larping and going schizo together
>>540372370you mean you got triggerd by your own ignorance?Protip: the only depiction of a dragon with four legs comes from a specific short time of English heraldry.Which makes all the seething itt doubly ironic. Just cultureless mutts trying to badly rationalise things.
>>540372404Dragons are basically flying dinosaurs which are basically birds so...
>>540368010That's a unicorn
>>540372610I'm talking about modern fantasy tard
>>540355529explain why you think magic needs to be explainedi ain't gonna explain shit
>>540372365Why do you keep lying wog?>Goth (n.)Old English Gota (plural Gotan) "a member of the Germanic people who lived in Eastern Europe c.100 C.E.," from Late Latin Gothus (plural Gothi), from Greek Gothos (plural Gothoi), from Gothic *Gutos, which is preserved in Gothic gutþiuda "Gothic people," the first element cognate with Old Norse gotar "men" (the second meaning "people; see Dutch). "The sense 'men' is usually taken to be the secondary one, but as the etymology of the word is unknown, this is uncertain" [Gordon]. The unetymological -th- in the modern English word is from Late Latin.
>>540372749>quick! To the Wikipedia where the central asian editors make sure to shield me from the truth!Oh no no no
>>540372719Nothing in modern fantasy proves a dragon has four legs you idiot.
>>540355292>>540366253It's not actually a dragon because dragons have ears. You may not like it but that's the truth.>540370859 is a real dragon because it has ears.
>>540371959I'm surprised that with the rise of furry activity on this board you somehow remained unaware of Japanese (and other Asian groups) that pump out furshit by the hundreds. Yes furry nips do exist.
Another fun fact, the word “Frank” (the Germanics which invaded the Gauls) which means sharp stick/javelin comes from a southeast asian word “preng” which means sharp bamboo stick.
>>540372843Smaug was depicted as having 4 legs by tolkien.
>>540372365here is a fun fact: your mom is a whore for free
>>540373120Tolkien got his inspiration from Beowulf which has no description of legs.
>>540372978That's a bat
>>540372708How RUDE! It identifies as a dragon, so its a dragon. How very dare you make it use the unicorn toilets. You are literally WORSE than Hitler, you MONSTER!
>>540373060frank (adj.)c. 1300, "free, liberal, generous;" 1540s, "outspoken," from Old French franc "free (not servile); without hindrance, exempt from; sincere, genuine, open, gracious, generous; worthy, noble, illustrious" (12c.), from Medieval Latin francus "free, at liberty, exempt from service," as a noun, "a freeman, a Frank" (see Frank).
>>540373140keep seething, Atilla. Your family in Afghanistan misses you.
As you can see the number one feature the differentiates dragons from not dragons is the presence of ears as original depictions of both european and asian dragons have ears.
>>540372696...if it weighs the same as a duck we can burn it?
>>540373060are you somesort of chinese bot? Why would someone spam deliberately made up statements.
Ears were always there and they should always be there, if it's actually a dragon
>>540373617Cope less, Nigel Chang.
>>540373485Actually the main difference is does it breathe fire first described in Beowulf.Non-dragons don't breathe fire. Skyrim dragons do,
>>540355292The game calls it a dragon, so it's a dragon.
>>540371959to appeal to normalfags, dragons either start off as anthros (not dragons) or turn into cosplay humans (not dragons)its the same everywhere, what a shame
>>540373670You are a loser retard.
>>540373836At least I’m not an asian
>>540373868you are probably an autist finn, so doubt.
>>540355292https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyvern>Bipedal winged DRAGON
>>540373284Isn't the "dragon" in Beowulf just a fire breathing serpent? Modern fantasy always depicts dragons as having limbs and wings. When some one says dragon they're almost always referring to the kind seen in Tolkien's works.
>>540373284But if your dragonfu has no legs how can you get it to wear fishnet stockings for you? Anon, you need to think about what you're saying here.
>>540373941Finns and slavics are obviously asiatic migrants as well, but we Europeans will consider them European much before we’d consider a Nigel or a Hansdeep European. In fact even an African is ahead of you in line.
>>540374010Beowulfs dragon is THE dragon from which all other dragons in Europe are based on, therefore if you want the most accurate description of one you read Beowulf.
>>540373964>Using Wikipedia as sauce...
>>540373729That's quite obvious, people know about the fire breathing, the serpent body, the beastly fangs and the long claws, but beyond that certainly it's hard to be sure unless you observe the ears.
>>540355292can I fuck it(her)?
>>540356212Dragons in Tolkien use four legs and two wings you stupid fuck. Its literally described as and shown in the art for the Hobbit and LotR novels. Imagine watching LotR and thinking its canon holy fuck you're stupid.
>>540374240there might be some mods, but theyre likely shit
How are you still talking about this after 200 posts?
>dragon boss>best strategy is to run behind it and poke its butt
>>540374192Anon, that's clearly some sort of Spaniel.
>>540374084The description is Beowulf doesn't even describe wings just that it flies with a lot of fire, literally sounds like a dragon flies by farting fire like a rocket or hot air balloon.
Imagine being an anglo and thinking your made up differentiations of ideas older than your own people were anything more than a child’s scribbles that we put up on the fridge for a week
>>540374191https://www.lexico.com/definition/wyvern>A winged two-legged DRAGON with a barbed tail.
>>54036490399.9% sure Beowulf is 4 limbs.
>>540374425>ching chong ping pong
>>540374289Yeh mate. Ya gotta problem with that? If it worked for Steve Irwin, it's good enough for me.
>>540374358https://www.dictionary.com/browse/wyvern>a two-legged winged DRAGON having the hinder part of a serpent with a barbed tail.
>>540374413Nope it has no description. Feel free to find it.
>>540374191>Using Wikipedia as sauceAt least its better than bolognese
>>540374470Lmao that Nigel got rekt by the based janny picking up my european shit for free
>>540374358>using Lexico as sauce...
>>540374510https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/wyvern>Wyvern>Large DRAGON, unaligned
Before Beowulf which gives us the modern firebreathing dragons.Dragons were just a drake or a wyrm that was venomous so a Wyvern.You could say ancient dragons were wyverns like Warcrafts proto-drakes.
>>540374537just stop with the copy-pasta already anon.
nakadashi a dragon
>>540355292Yeah how the fuck does it fly with those holes in its wings
>>540374312Just like that one in Terry Pratchett's book then.
DRAGONS ARE STUPID!
>>540374704Now now lets not get strained here, no need to go spilling our spaghetti
>>540374824If thats so Terry Pratchett has the most accurate dragon depiction then.
>>540374912No, because nobody in that book tried to fuck the dragon. Whereas Beowulf tried to fuck pretty much anything that would stand still long enough for him to stick it in.
>>540355292>Any questions?how many penises have you sucked?
Kill Paarthurnax, the drag- I mean wyvern.
Imagine being anti-Anglo while speaking Anglo and being obsessed with an Anglo cultural invention like Tolkien and Beowulf.
>>540375553Said the anglo using a Latin based language on a Japanese website created on a World Wide Web invented by the French after the Italians invented Radio and basically his entire world.
>>540375668>>540375553Culture is a construct, it's not real. Imagine caring about not real things.
Historically, dragons have had a multitude of limbs and wings. Creatures that would be considered wyrms or wyverns have been always called dragons, and no distinction was made between them for much of human history.Only recently have people begun to make those distinctions, in specific game series. Even then, the differences between them (intelligence, power, etc) vary between the series. Skyrim happens to not use the wyvern-dragon classification, and instead says they're dragons. That isn't wrong, it's just a choice between a newfangled idea and the historical precedent, both of which have been used in games.
>>540371683No need to get sauer about it.
>>540355817Anon, D&D classifies Wyverns as dragons
>>540375668The www was invented by an Englishman and the modern world started in England. Most inventions are English. Thats why English is the Lingua franca.You clearly have mental illness.
>>540376706Cool asian bro
>>540355292Is mayonnaise a dragon?
My favourite anglo inventions are the chopsticks and wonton soup
>>540367472Can't wait for Goths to go up against the Franks red hot sauce.
This meme was never funny or clever.
>>540377165Sadly thats what this site has become a handful of mentally ill trolls forcing memes because they think they can change the world.
>>540375409Woah, I never played Skyrim, I assume that's a mod?
>>540355292There are no true dragons in elder scrolls, nobody has the point of comparison so it is lore wise why they call them dragons, please shut the fuck up.
>>540374826Which ones are built for human men?
>>540378574all of them except fae because theyre too small
>>540357823an asukafag would do this
That's great and all but I just care about fucking dragon ass.
>>540379618Funny when dragonfucking is less autistic than the rest of the thread
>>540379618Juveniles yearn for flesh. Adults seek more and take the whole package.
>>540379791tail too big
>>540358942Fuck off nameless king
>>540355292This is NOT a bird. It's an EAGLE.Any questions?
This is not a bird. It's a fish.
>>540355730Id fuck both.
>>540384179I'd fuck you.
>>540374627The term "dragons" is just a term to classify a type of creature. Generally speaking all that word means as is defined as is "a reptilelike creature, usually winged, with magical or unusual abilities" and according to said lore 'Wyverns' are technically "Lesser Dragons" alongside 'Dragon Turtle'. If you wish to know what's a 'True dragons' then simply put it's any Dragon category monster which increase in power by age, a 'Lesser dragon' does not improve in age and often don't have all the abilities a True Dragon has. You can read up more herehttps://dungeons.fandom.com/wiki/DnDWiki:Dragon"Wyverns" though are unique creatures but they are incredibly easy to handle since all you gotta do is just tame one and use its Poison to spray around the boundaries of your village or town or whatnot and that's it. All of your Wyvern issues are handled until it rains which you then gotta spray it again. After 20+ years you simply get a new one and that's it. This guy goes over the creature in more detail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNydvzvico8That's why properly picking the type of "Dragon" is important as picking the wrong one like Wyvern can make every trouble with them in the game or movie seem pretty unimportant when you know how to handle these mythical creatures when most entertainment products uses the same source, DnD. Its understand that some want to use other sources but when your some geek like me and you see a Wyvern attacking a town you just can help but to laugh at the towns incompetence for even letting it happen and simply not even bother helping them and thus making all those types of dramatic moments ruined by those that know.
>>540355292Based. Hopefully more developers realize there's a difference between us and dragons
>>540379935>Virgin human vs Chad scalie
>>540384643Dnd isn't a source on what is and isn't a dragon you dumb mutt.
>>540357823which season is this
>>540388720>sniffing her farts disgusting
>>540355292could it fly tho
>>540371380those are long wyrms
>>540356270big heckerino danger noodle chonker xD
>>540355292It's a fantasy creature. Therefore, it's whatever the author claims it to be. You can't refute his imagination.
>>540390728Yeah, there's like 90 different interpretations of every fantasy creature by now.Arguing about what is or isn't a fantasy creature is a fool's errand
>>540355817>Because D&D codified what dragons should look like and deviating from that is heresy of the highest order
>>540355817Not even D&D dragons have been uniform between editions, dipshit
>>5403912054 legged dinobros... W-We lost...
>>540367093>Anglosaxons are the Whitest of Europeans
>>540355292I-In elder scrolls lore it's a dragon
>Anglos don't know that Aryans originated in Central Asia and that civilization was built by Mediterraneans who descend from Middle Eastern Phoenicians
>>540355292Wyverns are shit tier dragons but still dragonsHumans don't diverge enough to make real races and variations and racists hide ethnic hostility under fanatical pseudoscienceSkyrim dragons are born out of the concept of time, therefore not being even mortal but a shard of the divine aspect of time, the dragon god Akatosh. This includes the dragonborn. He, and Miraak, are 100% dragons with a mortal shell which is why they can absorb (kill) other dragons into themselves. As divine beings dragons mastered reality altering magic based on sound, the thu'um. Sound is a primordial force in ES and can shape reality, which is why they can breath fire, ice, fly, and look like gay wyverns. A TES dragon does not fight, he shitposts loudly, and being called a wyvern is literally the last thing they would want to do. This thread sucks.
>>540392539>descended from middle eastern phoeniciansOther way around Mediterraneans seeded the arabs. Grecopithicus proves this.
>>540362862Yes but they weren't codified until D&D came along faggot.
>>540393516all of the racism itt is being posted by one pasta nigger being aided by the mods
>>540355730Imagine comparing a game released in 2011 with a game released 2016
There's SNOWNIGGERS posting ITT right now
>>540355432This>implying Smaug isn't a dragon
what about snail dragons?
>>540355292>Any questions?Can I fuck it
>>540371380really? all pics I find they just have 4 legs
>>540394916smaug has 4 legs though
>>540355292in the elder scrolls world, dragons have two legswhy cant people understand that?
>>540356270What about Hydras?
>>540397991anti-bethesda shitposters are morons.
enough talk about dragonsshould liking khajits be considered some form of bestiality
>>540355817Imagine unironically believing that some tabletop rulebook can override thousands of years worth of mythology, legends and folklore around the globe.
>>540362862>imaginationDo you really expect me to believe this is real?
>>540398915>can override thousands of years worth of mythology, legends and folklore around the globe.It's not like it's been universally agreed what a dragon is throughout the agesImagine unironically arguing over what a fucking fantasy creature has to look like
>>540393667Reminder that these are all the same type of dragon according to your precious codification
>>540399304Yes those are lizards
>>540399046They're real if they're in your head, at no cost either
>>540399094I just pointed out that relying on DnD rule book to define dragons and >deviating from that is heresy of the highest orderIs absolutely stupid.I can call something a dragon, if it matches with a general concept of dragon, something that has somewhat stable form around the world, besides number of limbs and minor details.
>>540399894She looks like she femdoms nord jarls
Just a reminder that in the Beowulf saga The Dragon is almost formless. It is similar to the description of the Balrog in LotR.
>>540355817how do I know you're an American fatass
>>540402021>still cant marry her
>>540355292Just one questionWhy are you autistic?
>>540355292>i push the fact of another fantasy to another!why do you do this, literally every local says that's a dragon.
>>540355292It clearly says “Dragon” under the health bar. Learn to read before making stupid threads
>>540403643>wanting to marry an old cold reptilian monster
>>540369371how to spot an abanian
>>540403524But Tolkien's dragon(s) resemble Chinese dragons more than what the 'accepted' dragon is like
A wyvern is a dragon gone queer.
>>540405489>old cold reptilian monsterYes.
>>540398915>override thousands of years worth of mythology, legends and folklore around the globe.Any european examples?
show to me an in-universe source on anatomy of dragonkin
>>540355817The fact that people don't understand this is sarcasm makes me want to abandon this website entirely
>>540355292What game is this dragon from?
>>540408305Oblivion I think
>>540370785>killing the only objectively good character in Skyrim
>>540363161Will she date me?
>>540406274By European you mean Europe as a whole, or only the Western part?
>>540355292No one cares you scalie faggot, holy shit imagine reposting this thread at least once per fucking day.I'm convinced you're ban evading at this point, what a sad fucking life.
>>540356270That actually does bring up the weird curiosity of how so many "That's a wyvern not a dragon!" fags can withstand the cognitive dissonance of saying in the same breath, "and that's a Chinese Dragon which is still a dragon." Their rules are still clearly being violated, displaying the complete inconsistency and arbitrariness of their declaration.
>>540356270Reminds me of that one faggot in /vp/ who says the only "Real" dragon in Pokemon is Salamence because of your pic related. He says Rayquaza isn't a dragon because of it.
>>540373729Do they? I thought they are like speaking fire or something.
God this thread is a pure cancer
>>540412319You're right. Not enough thick dragon legs.
>>540398567>knows all the standing stone in skyrim.>assumes that this is that standing stone in the swamp north of Morthal.>yet the place is not that too.Where the fuck did this take place?
>>540355292Yes, why are you gae?
>>540393516>A TES dragon does not fight, he shitposts loudly, and being called a wyvern is literally the last thing they would want to do.In other words, the ultimate thu'um power word is "wyvern" because it's basically dragonese for "nigger"?
>>540364890You need to cast a fire resistance spell. That, however, doesn't mean you're not taking damage, you still take damage every second it passes. Either 0 HP or 1 HP, RNG
Anyone else already realized how unhealthy addiction to dragons can be but has reached to point of not giving a fuck?
Why do Jannies keep deleting the fucking morrowind threads. God I hate them so much