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This is NOT a dragon. It's a WYVERN.
Any questions?
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>>540355292
Not every dragon is a wyvern, but every wyvern is a dragon
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>>540355292
Explain why you think a non insect should have six limbs.
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>>540355292
looks like a wyrm to me, fix your filename too
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>>540355412
based
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>>540355529

Because D&D codified what dragons should look like and deviating from that is heresy of the highest order
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At this point the definition already changed and "dragon" is interchangeable, though wyvern isn't.
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>>540355292
u-huh
and where's the objective proof of your claim based on real evidence
dragons aren't real, they can be anything so long as there's a loose precedent
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Skyrim, the Hobbit film, and GoT are some of the most popular and influential media in recent years where Dragons are featured prominently, and both use the 2-leg, 2-wing "wyvern" design. Like it or not, they've effectively redefined Dragons as having that body type.
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>>540355292
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>>540356270
big chungus moment
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>>540355292
Can I fuck it?
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Wayverns are a type of dragon
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>>540356270
sausage lion is a better name than fur snake
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>>540355412
wtf are you talking about anon
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>>540355292
it's a dragon in that universe
Now fuck off and make a real thread next time
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>>540355292
Unironically why did they do this? I don't get it
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>>540356484
don't acknowledge it
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DO NOT FUCKING CALL MUSIC WITH NO LYRICS IN IT A FUCKING SONG
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
ITS NOT SUPER MARIO BROS SONG
ITS THE SUPER MARIO BROS THEME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>540355292
Yeah I have one question, Why don't you have a GF?
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>>540356484
Asuka best girl
Rei is a toilet
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>>540355730
>mi pana wyvern
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>>540355292
Did you run out of meds or just stop taking them?
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You’re an anglo that isn’t European and doesn’t even know what the word dragon means
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super funny and original thread
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>>540355292
Yeah do you classify every mythical creature based solely on heraldic categories or is it just big flappy lizards?
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>>540355412
That anon earlier today who said it was /tv/, not /pol/, ruining /v/ couldn't have been more right.
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>>540356992
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Dragon, Wyvern, still gonna stick it in.
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6 limbs, 4 limbs, it doesnt matter
all that matters is they have a cloaca, got it?
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>>540355292
yeah who asked
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>>540356526
Todd demanded it so
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>>540355292
I'd still hug it.
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>>540356526
4 limbed dragons were already the standard set in previous games in the series.
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>>540362538
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>>540355292
Yeah, uhh I have a question. Why does it matter?
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>>540362670
fucking shit ass here is what i meant to post

>behold a dragon
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>>540355817
Dragons have existed in the imagination since before the written word you mongoloid fuck
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>>540355292
Didn't ask.
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>>540358942
good man
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This is NOT a atronach. It's an ELEMENTAL.
Any Questions?
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>>540355730
They both look good enough for me
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If it hasn't destroyed at least 1 (one) Kingdom, it's not a real Dragon. It's just a Drag.
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Lmao at all these retards thinking Skyrim has any cities. Don't you know city status must be awarded by the British Monarchy?
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>>540358942
The wisest anon in the thread.
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spoiler op is some /pol/tard slav
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>>540363161
Can I fuck it without burning my dick?
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>>540357376
The European concept of Dragon comes from the Anglosaxon epic Beowulf.
Please kys you wog shitposting moron. Op is quite clearly not Anglo
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Both are wrong
It's a dov
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>>540364890
get yourself a fire resist philter and go ham my nigga
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>>540365082
Thanks dude.
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>>540355292
There are no actual dragons in Skyrim (or TES in general for that matter), so it's safe to say that the universe itself doesn't know the difference.
Why do we need this thread once a week?
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>This is NOT a dragon. It's a WYVERN.
>Any questions?
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>>540365965
That's not a question, that's a re-statment, anon.
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>>540355292

Why is it a Wyvern?
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>>540365965
based
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>>540365927
op is a schizo he posted this once on /vrpg/ got btfo started screaming insane /pol/ shit then the mod banned him.
Its some retard from eastern europe posting out of a hut.
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>>540366140
Dragons have 4 legs and wings, wyverns have 2 legs and wings.
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>>540366253
Not on Nirn.
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>>540366253
sorry sweaty but I'm afraid this is what a real dragon looks like.
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>>540366253
Theres no actual description of what a Dragon looks like in Beowulf besides a serpent that flies.
The European concept of a dragon doesn't have a definitive description.
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>>540355292
Aren't wyverns a type of dragon?
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Bethesdaniggers have been on a multi year campaign to change the accepted definition of dragon, gotta love that type of fanboy dedication. Warcraft gets it right why can't betheshit?
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>>540364903
anglos were never european and what you believe to be the european concept never existed and is just a damn larp in your central asian brain
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>>540366389
Well yea but I was just giving him what's usually the case.
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Wyverns do not exist in the world of Elder Scrolls so it's classification as a Dragon is valid
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>>540364903
>a piece of shit poem written in the 1300s defined European dragons

Lmao this is what Nigels and Hansdeeps actually believe
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>>540366848
Anglosaxons are the Whitest of Europeans and they come from the Scandinavian region.
Beowulf is the story where the European dragon myth originates from.
Not only are you an illiterate non-white wog you have no clue what you are talking about rat.
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>>540367093
germanics are central asians lmao you’re an inbred mongolmutt, Nigel Attaturk.
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>>540355432
i mean yeah.. but i guess this thread was made to eventually post dragon porn
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>>540367003
Yes, the saga defined European concept of a dragon.

Beowulf scholar J. R. R. Tolkien considered the dragon in Beowulf to be one of only two real dragons in northern European literature, writing of it, "dragons, real dragons, essential both to the machinery and the ideas of a poem or tale, are actually rare. In northern literature there are only two that are significant ... we have but the dragon of the Völsungs, Fáfnir, and Beowulf's bane."[8]
The Beowulf dragon is the earliest example in literature of the typical European dragon and first incidence of a fire-breathing dragon.[10] The Beowulf dragon is described with Old English terms such as draca (dragon), and wyrm (reptile, or serpent), and as a creature with a venomous bite.[11] Also, the Beowulf poet created a dragon with specific traits: a nocturnal, treasure-hoarding, inquisitive, vengeful, fire-breathing creature.[12]
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Wyvern have always been considered as dragon therefor they are, fuck off
Same thing with cockatrices btw
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>>540364890
yes you can
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>>540367174
Admit what you are turk scum. Not white or european.
Stop posting this stupid thread you inbred rodent.
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>>540355817
D&D doesn't have the final say. They just copied Tolkien's work whom drew from thousands of years of mythology
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>>540367327
>it’s European because central asians said so
Kek and I guess the Holy Roman Empire was totally Roman as well. I love it when the Hansdeeps larp.
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>>540367472
Take your meds turkroach.
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>>540355292
i hate drafgons
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>>540367440
Seething turko mongol. Stop using Latin words and letters and go back to your roots of eating horse flesh, Nigel. The Ghobi calls for you.
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>>540367452
Exactly, d&d "codifying" a dragon js the dumbest comment in history.
Some american nerd shit doesn't define a thousand year old concept.
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>>540356270
What about two wings, two legs, and one beefy arm?
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>>540367584
You will NEVER be anglo. You will always be a wog.
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I hate skyrim

...But you're retarded, these fictional creatures don't have to conform to typical name schemes
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St George Dragon. Note two legs.
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This is a dragon
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>>540367791
>you will never be anglo
Thank god. I love being European and not an asiatic.
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>>540368017
Thats funny because mediterraneans are asiatic mutts from levant migrations.

Also top kek worshipling the Romans who were defeated and ruled by Germanics.
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>>540368263
lol imagine not even knowing your own history. It must be hard wanting to be Roman and knowing you’re not.
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>>540367937
Originally no legs like in this Thracian sculpture

Battling serpents goes back to Thracian/Greek/Egyptian myths
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>>540355292
I hate this argument so damn much.
There aren't any hard rules to stick to when creating/naming dragons besides be lizardlike, and shoot something out of it's mouth.
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>>540368428
Egyptian version with Horus and Set
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>>540368315
The Romans ended up being invaded by Germanics and conquered by them.
All Italians today have partial Germanic ancestry kek.
Go study some real history wog kek.

Pic related triumphant Germanics march through Greece.
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>>540367691
TROGDOR
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>>540368593
You can march through cities with your mongol-persian buddies all day it still won’t make you a cultureless asian migrant that will never ever be a European
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In Beowulf the first telling of a fire breathing dragon it doesn't have a description at all besides firebreathing serpent.
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>>540368731
If you are a greek or roman today you are a mutt. Partially Germanic from northerners conquest.
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>>540355292
Stop shitposting Mikhail
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>>540368903
You will never ever be Greek or Roman or European, Hansdeep. I’m so so sorry.
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>>540369028
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>>540369028
The only real native Europeans are celts and nordics
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op is a butthurt wog non-white from shitaly.
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>>540369254
Celts are yes, “nordics” lmao no

Basically if you don’t see yourself in this picture you’re not a native european
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>>540369371
I don't think you understand wog ONLY celts and nordics are European. You are semitic and non-european.
You will never pass. You are not indigenous.
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>>540369371
>am irish
>don't have to be lumped in with greasy wop dagos
Feels breddy gud
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>>540369595
Whatever helps you cope with never ever being Roman, Greek, or Europen, Hansdeep Nigelberg.

Also fun fact did you know the Canaanites are another turko-mongolic offshoot that arrived in Palestine around 2000BC? Pretty interesting huh?
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>>540369371
So you are a serb? Its always fucking balkans rodents pisting this stupid shit, You are exactly the same as turks.
You are the most mutted stupid group in europe and no one cares what inbred serbs say.
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>>540369865
lmao the schizo brain of the central asiatic has been triggered
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>>540369772
kys you dumbass serb cunt take your low iq back to your shithole country you turkish mongrel
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>>540369972
Keep seething, Genghis. Your camels are waiting for you at home to mate with them. Don’t keep them waiting.
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>>540370067
anglochud you’ll never be european
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>this is not a dragon
2 hours later
>you are not european
wtf is this shit
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>>540370041
just look up what serbs look like they are all wogs with deformed heads and faces and big noses. Like turks.
You will never pass for white balkans scum.
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>>540370151
Balkans faggots will never be human
>>540370154
Op is a schizo balkan nigger that has been reposting this thread for years.
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>>540370176
Nobody wants to be lumped up with a bunch of asiatics, Nigel. Don’t kid yourself. We all know you want to be Roman and we all know you’re not. The joke will forever be on you.
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>>540370308
>serbs
>white
top kek
You are ASIATIC you fool you are half turk and not white.
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>>540370297
Why would the balkans care about a two legged serpent being called a dragon? They have a rich culture that brings them knowledge of many types of serpents which were called dragons. The OP is an anglocuck, like you my friend.
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>>540356270
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>>540370426
Said the person using Latin letters because before that he was speaking turkic. Hey funfact did you know “Yggdrasil” comes from Turkic “Ygac a Sil” meaning Noble world tree?

Gross!
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>>540370542

>Celts and Scanidianvians the most distant reaches of Europe
>somehow not European
Western Europe has stayed the same for 50k years. They are the indigenous Europeans.
You are anti-eurooean and not white

>>540370442
>Anglo
>trying to state dragons are not two legged and two wings when Beowulf doesnt even give a description.
Whatever you are you have schizophrenia and insecurity about not being Anglosaxons.
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>>540355730
Left: best for fighting you.
Right: best to be fought by you.

Skyrim dragons be like that. I once couldn't play for a month due to medical reasons, and the first thing I did after that, I sought out Paarthurnax and fought him good. I was much into the zone that I could've easily beaten him without hands.
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>>540370784
And a ching chong to you too, Nigel Wong
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>>540370785
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>>540370837
The fact you wont admit your nationality just reveals your cowardice and deceitfulness.
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>>540370784
Lmao you do know Britannia was originally settled by Eastern Meds right? All the Neolithic monuments like Stonehenge and Carnac were built by meds. Look up Wessex culture. The entirety of European culture comes from meds. Anglos are a new migrant race that simply arrived in 600AD.
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>>540370542
>yggrdasil is turkic
kek actual turks itt. Too cowardly to admit who they are.
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>>540370996
And Sarmizegetuza is their magnum opus
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>>540370996
>its a turk
Hahahahahaha you arent even human.
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>>540371158
>>540371064
Turks are a migrant race like you, Nigel. Anatolia and all of Mediterranean was European
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>>540370542
>we
Turks are nigger subhumans.
Turks didnt even exist until relatively recently. They didnt exist until the Mongols raided Anatolia.
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>>540355817
Some Chinese Dragons have dozens of legs anon. Explain that.
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>the expanse thread that was actually talking about vidya gets pruned
>this bullshit stays up
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>>540371268
Turks literally didnt exist until recently you retarded turk.
Trying to claim ancient language derives from turkish is retarded like you cunt mother
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Speaking of turks, do you know why Hansdeeps used to be called “goths”? It comes from the term “gokturks”, which was the name for the asiatic migrants that were entering Europe in the early ADs. We have Greek settlements in Crimea (Chersonessus) where the progress of this migrant invasion can be tracked through sediment and soil layers. Truly fascinating stuff.
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OP here. This was supposed to be a stealth dragon thread
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skyrim bad
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>>540370154
Krauts gonna Kraut anon. Always.
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>>540355292
its a Dovah actually
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>>540355292
DONT CARE WILL STILL FUCK
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>>540371505
Turks didnt exist until
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_raids_into_Palestine
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>>540371457
>>540371339
Kek Nigel you are a Turk, and you’re so deeply ingrained in your need to be seen as European you are shitting on your race. Sad! You don’t have to pretend forever. Just embrace your own heritage!
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>>540371710
Based.
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>>540355292
>>iT'S not A FIsh it'S a TRouT!
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SEX WITH DRAGON SEX WITH DRAGON SEX WITH DRAGON
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>>540371578
No it isnt, you have done this before op. You had the same /pol/ meltdown on /vrpg/
Stop posting your stupid balkans/turk vuews in english sites you idiot wog.
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>>540371874
Seething anglocuck going schizo on his fellow posters now
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>japanese game lets you romance dragon
>dragon turns into a girl in cosplay
why do the nips do this?
do nip furfags not exist?
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>>540355292
Does Elder Scrolls in-universe differentiate between dragon and wyvern? What if in-universe, there is no distinction? Why apply classification to something that doesn't exist in-universe?
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>>540370448
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>>540371778
>we wuz anglos n sheet
You turks have no culture, you have to go around claiming everythjng is turkish when you didnt even exist before the 1200s
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>>540371959
>nip furfags don't exist
post it.
post the big titty anime furry mommies webm.
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>>540372010
You’re fighting with yourself Nigel. I’m a European, so I don’t want jump into your asiatic family squabbles.
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>>540371913
seething schizoid non-white.
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>>540371380
Double wyrms.
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>>540372135
>we wuz europeans
You aren't european, you wont admit what you actually are because you have no pride in who you are. You are a coward and a non-white wog.
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>>540370928
i am Israeli jew
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Another fun fact: “Ostro” from Ostrogoth and OstroHungary comes from Latin Auster, which means southeasterly. So when combined with Hun and Goth(gokturk), it’s essentially saying “south easterly hun/turk”. Neat huh?

Germanus also is Latin for inbred family. Pretty cool no?
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>>540355292
I'm glad its become a meme at this point. Its always triggered me that media started replacing dragons with wyverns without making the distinction. I hope this spreads awareness.
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>>540372345
now post what you really are.
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here's the REAL question.
do dragons have pussy and ass?
or a cloaca?
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>>540372345
>>540372384
look the two central asians are larping and going schizo together
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>>540372370
you mean you got triggerd by your own ignorance?
Protip: the only depiction of a dragon with four legs comes from a specific short time of English heraldry.
Which makes all the seething itt doubly ironic. Just cultureless mutts trying to badly rationalise things.
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>>540372404
Dragons are basically flying dinosaurs which are basically birds so...
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>>540368010
That's a unicorn
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>>540372610
I'm talking about modern fantasy tard
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>>540355529
explain why you think magic needs to be explained

i ain't gonna explain shit
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>>540372365
Why do you keep lying wog?
>Goth (n.)
Old English Gota (plural Gotan) "a member of the Germanic people who lived in Eastern Europe c.100 C.E.," from Late Latin Gothus (plural Gothi), from Greek Gothos (plural Gothoi), from Gothic *Gutos, which is preserved in Gothic gutþiuda "Gothic people," the first element cognate with Old Norse gotar "men" (the second meaning "people; see Dutch). "The sense 'men' is usually taken to be the secondary one, but as the etymology of the word is unknown, this is uncertain" [Gordon]. The unetymological -th- in the modern English word is from Late Latin.
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>>540355432
FPBP
>>540355817
gb2>>>/tg/
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>>540372749
>quick! To the Wikipedia where the central asian editors make sure to shield me from the truth!

Oh no no no
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>>540372719
Nothing in modern fantasy proves a dragon has four legs you idiot.
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>>540372828
>wikipedia
https://www.etymonline.com/word/goth

Kys turkmaggot.
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>>540366253
It's not actually a dragon because dragons have ears. You may not like it but that's the truth.
>540370859 is a real dragon because it has ears.
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>>540371959
I'm surprised that with the rise of furry activity on this board you somehow remained unaware of Japanese (and other Asian groups) that pump out furshit by the hundreds. Yes furry nips do exist.
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Another fun fact, the word “Frank” (the Germanics which invaded the Gauls) which means sharp stick/javelin comes from a southeast asian word “preng” which means sharp bamboo stick.
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>>540372843
Smaug was depicted as having 4 legs by tolkien.
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>>540372365
here is a fun fact: your mom is a whore for free
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>>540373120
Tolkien got his inspiration from Beowulf which has no description of legs.
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>>540372978
That's a bat
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>>540372708
How RUDE! It identifies as a dragon, so its a dragon. How very dare you make it use the unicorn toilets. You are literally WORSE than Hitler, you MONSTER!
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>>540373060
frank (adj.)
c. 1300, "free, liberal, generous;" 1540s, "outspoken," from Old French franc "free (not servile); without hindrance, exempt from; sincere, genuine, open, gracious, generous; worthy, noble, illustrious" (12c.), from Medieval Latin francus "free, at liberty, exempt from service," as a noun, "a freeman, a Frank" (see Frank).
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>>540373140
keep seething, Atilla. Your family in Afghanistan misses you.
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As you can see the number one feature the differentiates dragons from not dragons is the presence of ears as original depictions of both european and asian dragons have ears.
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>>540372696
...if it weighs the same as a duck we can burn it?
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>>540373060
are you somesort of chinese bot? Why would someone spam deliberately made up statements.
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Ears were always there and they should always be there, if it's actually a dragon
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>>540373617
Cope less, Nigel Chang.
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>>540373485
Actually the main difference is does it breathe fire first described in Beowulf.
Non-dragons don't breathe fire. Skyrim dragons do,
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>>540355292
The game calls it a dragon, so it's a dragon.
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>>540371959
to appeal to normalfags, dragons either start off as anthros (not dragons) or turn into cosplay humans (not dragons)
its the same everywhere, what a shame
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>>540373670
You are a loser retard.
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>>540373836
At least I’m not an asian
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>>540373868
you are probably an autist finn, so doubt.
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>>540355292
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyvern
>Bipedal winged DRAGON
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>>540373284
Isn't the "dragon" in Beowulf just a fire breathing serpent? Modern fantasy always depicts dragons as having limbs and wings. When some one says dragon they're almost always referring to the kind seen in Tolkien's works.
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>>540373284
But if your dragonfu has no legs how can you get it to wear fishnet stockings for you? Anon, you need to think about what you're saying here.
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>>540373941
Finns and slavics are obviously asiatic migrants as well, but we Europeans will consider them European much before we’d consider a Nigel or a Hansdeep European. In fact even an African is ahead of you in line.
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>>540374010
Beowulfs dragon is THE dragon from which all other dragons in Europe are based on, therefore if you want the most accurate description of one you read Beowulf.
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>>540373964
>Using Wikipedia as sauce...
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>>540373729
That's quite obvious, people know about the fire breathing, the serpent body, the beastly fangs and the long claws, but beyond that certainly it's hard to be sure unless you observe the ears.
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>>540355292
can I fuck it(her)?
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>>540356212
Dragons in Tolkien use four legs and two wings you stupid fuck. Its literally described as and shown in the art for the Hobbit and LotR novels.

Imagine watching LotR and thinking its canon holy fuck you're stupid.
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>>540374240
there might be some mods, but theyre likely shit
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How are you still talking about this after 200 posts?
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>dragon boss
>best strategy is to run behind it and poke its butt
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>>540374192
Anon, that's clearly some sort of Spaniel.
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>>540374084
The description is Beowulf doesn't even describe wings just that it flies with a lot of fire, literally sounds like a dragon flies by farting fire like a rocket or hot air balloon.
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Imagine being an anglo and thinking your made up differentiations of ideas older than your own people were anything more than a child’s scribbles that we put up on the fridge for a week
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>>540374191
https://www.lexico.com/definition/wyvern
>A winged two-legged DRAGON with a barbed tail.
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>>540364903
99.9% sure Beowulf is 4 limbs.
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>>540374425
>ching chong ping pong
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>>540374289
Yeh mate. Ya gotta problem with that? If it worked for Steve Irwin, it's good enough for me.
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>>540374358
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/wyvern
>a two-legged winged DRAGON having the hinder part of a serpent with a barbed tail.
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>>540374413
Nope it has no description. Feel free to find it.
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>>540374191
>Using Wikipedia as sauce
At least its better than bolognese
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>>540374470
Lmao that Nigel got rekt by the based janny picking up my european shit for free
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>>540374358
>using Lexico as sauce...
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>>540374510
https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/wyvern
>Wyvern
>Large DRAGON, unaligned
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Before Beowulf which gives us the modern firebreathing dragons.
Dragons were just a drake or a wyrm that was venomous so a Wyvern.
You could say ancient dragons were wyverns like Warcrafts proto-drakes.
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>>540374537
just stop with the copy-pasta already anon.
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nakadashi a dragon
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>>540355292
Yeah how the fuck does it fly with those holes in its wings
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>>540374748
Thu’um aerodynamics
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>>540374312
Just like that one in Terry Pratchett's book then.
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>>540355292
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DRAGONS ARE STUPID!
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>>540374704
Now now lets not get strained here, no need to go spilling our spaghetti
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>>540374824
If thats so Terry Pratchett has the most accurate dragon depiction then.
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>>540374748
Sexily.
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>>540374912
No, because nobody in that book tried to fuck the dragon. Whereas Beowulf tried to fuck pretty much anything that would stand still long enough for him to stick it in.
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>>540355292
>Any questions?
how many penises have you sucked?
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Kill Paarthurnax, the drag- I mean wyvern.
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>>540355817
>D&D
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Imagine being anti-Anglo while speaking Anglo and being obsessed with an Anglo cultural invention like Tolkien and Beowulf.
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>>540375553
Said the anglo using a Latin based language on a Japanese website created on a World Wide Web invented by the French after the Italians invented Radio and basically his entire world.
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>>540375668
>>540375553
Culture is a construct, it's not real. Imagine caring about not real things.
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Historically, dragons have had a multitude of limbs and wings. Creatures that would be considered wyrms or wyverns have been always called dragons, and no distinction was made between them for much of human history.

Only recently have people begun to make those distinctions, in specific game series. Even then, the differences between them (intelligence, power, etc) vary between the series. Skyrim happens to not use the wyvern-dragon classification, and instead says they're dragons. That isn't wrong, it's just a choice between a newfangled idea and the historical precedent, both of which have been used in games.
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>>540371683
No need to get sauer about it.
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>>540355817
Anon, D&D classifies Wyverns as dragons
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>>540375668
The www was invented by an Englishman and the modern world started in England. Most inventions are English. Thats why English is the Lingua franca.
You clearly have mental illness.
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>>540376380
Hahahaha
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>>540375668
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee
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>>540376706
Cool asian bro
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>>540355292
Is mayonnaise a dragon?
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My favourite anglo inventions are the chopsticks and wonton soup
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>>540367472
Can't wait for Goths to go up against the Franks red hot sauce.
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This meme was never funny or clever.
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>>540377165
Sadly thats what this site has become a handful of mentally ill trolls forcing memes because they think they can change the world.
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>>540375409
Woah, I never played Skyrim, I assume that's a mod?
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>>540355292
There are no true dragons in elder scrolls, nobody has the point of comparison so it is lore wise why they call them dragons, please shut the fuck up.
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>>540374826
Which ones are built for human men?
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>>540378574
all of them except fae because theyre too small
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>>540374264
based
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>>540357823
an asukafag would do this
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That's great and all but I just care about fucking dragon ass.
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>>540379618
Funny when dragonfucking is less autistic than the rest of the thread
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>>540379618
Juveniles yearn for flesh. Adults seek more and take the whole package.
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>>540379791
tail too big
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>>540358942
Fuck off nameless king
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>>540363161
I would
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>>540355292
This is NOT a bird. It's an EAGLE.
Any questions?
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This is not a bird. It's a fish.
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>>540355730
Id fuck both.
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>>540384179
I'd fuck you.
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>>540374627
The term "dragons" is just a term to classify a type of creature.
Generally speaking all that word means as is defined as is "a reptilelike creature, usually winged, with magical or unusual abilities" and according to said lore 'Wyverns' are technically "Lesser Dragons" alongside 'Dragon Turtle'. If you wish to know what's a 'True dragons' then simply put it's any Dragon category monster which increase in power by age, a 'Lesser dragon' does not improve in age and often don't have all the abilities a True Dragon has. You can read up more here
https://dungeons.fandom.com/wiki/DnDWiki:Dragon

"Wyverns" though are unique creatures but they are incredibly easy to handle since all you gotta do is just tame one and use its Poison to spray around the boundaries of your village or town or whatnot and that's it. All of your Wyvern issues are handled until it rains which you then gotta spray it again. After 20+ years you simply get a new one and that's it. This guy goes over the creature in more detail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNydvzvico8

That's why properly picking the type of "Dragon" is important as picking the wrong one like Wyvern can make every trouble with them in the game or movie seem pretty unimportant when you know how to handle these mythical creatures when most entertainment products uses the same source, DnD. Its understand that some want to use other sources but when your some geek like me and you see a Wyvern attacking a town you just can help but to laugh at the towns incompetence for even letting it happen and simply not even bother helping them and thus making all those types of dramatic moments ruined by those that know.
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>>540355292
Based. Hopefully more developers realize there's a difference between us and dragons
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>>540379935
>Virgin human vs Chad scalie
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>>540384643
Dnd isn't a source on what is and isn't a dragon you dumb mutt.
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>>540357823
which season is this
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>>540380997
gay
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>>540388720
>sniffing her farts
disgusting
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>>540355292
could it fly tho
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>>540371380
those are long wyrms
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>>540356270
big heckerino danger noodle chonker xD
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>>540355292
It's a fantasy creature. Therefore, it's whatever the author claims it to be. You can't refute his imagination.
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>>540390728
Yeah, there's like 90 different interpretations of every fantasy creature by now.
Arguing about what is or isn't a fantasy creature is a fool's errand
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>>540355292

https://youtu.be/6W7ojq1ET3k?t=246
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>>540355817
>Because D&D codified what dragons should look like and deviating from that is heresy of the highest order
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>>540355817
Not even D&D dragons have been uniform between editions, dipshit
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>>540391205
4 legged dinobros... W-We lost...
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>>540367093
>Anglosaxons are the Whitest of Europeans
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>>540355292
I-In elder scrolls lore it's a dragon
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>Anglos don't know that Aryans originated in Central Asia and that civilization was built by Mediterraneans who descend from Middle Eastern Phoenicians
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>>540355292
Wyverns are shit tier dragons but still dragons
Humans don't diverge enough to make real races and variations and racists hide ethnic hostility under fanatical pseudoscience
Skyrim dragons are born out of the concept of time, therefore not being even mortal but a shard of the divine aspect of time, the dragon god Akatosh. This includes the dragonborn. He, and Miraak, are 100% dragons with a mortal shell which is why they can absorb (kill) other dragons into themselves. As divine beings dragons mastered reality altering magic based on sound, the thu'um. Sound is a primordial force in ES and can shape reality, which is why they can breath fire, ice, fly, and look like gay wyverns. A TES dragon does not fight, he shitposts loudly, and being called a wyvern is literally the last thing they would want to do. This thread sucks.
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>>540392539
>descended from middle eastern phoenicians
Other way around Mediterraneans seeded the arabs. Grecopithicus proves this.
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>>540362862
Yes but they weren't codified until D&D came along faggot.
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>>540393516
all of the racism itt is being posted by one pasta nigger being aided by the mods
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>>540355730
Imagine comparing a game released in 2011 with a game released 2016
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>>540379618
based
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There's SNOWNIGGERS posting ITT right now
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>>540355432
This
>implying Smaug isn't a dragon
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what about snail dragons?
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>>540355292
>Any questions?
Can I fuck it
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>>540371380
really? all pics I find they just have 4 legs
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>>540394916
smaug has 4 legs though
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>>540355292
in the elder scrolls world, dragons have two legs
why cant people understand that?
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>>540356270
xDDD epic
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>>540356270
What about Hydras?
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>>540397991
anti-bethesda shitposters are morons.
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>>540367396
based
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enough talk about dragons
should liking khajits be considered some form of bestiality
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>>540355817
Imagine unironically believing that some tabletop rulebook can override thousands of years worth of mythology, legends and folklore around the globe.
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>>540362862
>imagination
Do you really expect me to believe this is real?
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>>540398915
>can override thousands of years worth of mythology, legends and folklore around the globe.
It's not like it's been universally agreed what a dragon is throughout the ages
Imagine unironically arguing over what a fucking fantasy creature has to look like
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>>540393667
Reminder that these are all the same type of dragon according to your precious codification
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>>540399304
Yes those are lizards
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>>540399046
They're real if they're in your head, at no cost either
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>>540399094
I just pointed out that relying on DnD rule book to define dragons and
>deviating from that is heresy of the highest order
Is absolutely stupid.
I can call something a dragon, if it matches with a general concept of dragon, something that has somewhat stable form around the world, besides number of limbs and minor details.
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>>540355292
https://voca.ro/1egziTX4nkLf
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>>540399894
She looks like she femdoms nord jarls
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Just a reminder that in the Beowulf saga The Dragon is almost formless. It is similar to the description of the Balrog in LotR.
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>>540365965
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>>540355817
how do I know you're an American fatass
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>>540355817
>D&D
Try Tolkien.
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>>540402021
>still cant marry her
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>>540355292
Just one question
Why are you autistic?
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>>540355292
>i push the fact of another fantasy to another!

why do you do this, literally every local says that's a dragon.
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>>540355292
It clearly says “Dragon” under the health bar. Learn to read before making stupid threads
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>>540387620
Season 1
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>>540403643
>wanting to marry an old cold reptilian monster
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>>540369371
how to spot an abanian
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>>540403524
But Tolkien's dragon(s) resemble Chinese dragons more than what the 'accepted' dragon is like
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A wyvern is a dragon gone queer.
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>>540405489
>old cold reptilian monster
Yes.
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>>540398915
>override thousands of years worth of mythology, legends and folklore around the globe.
Any european examples?
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show to me an in-universe source on anatomy of dragonkin
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>>540355817
The fact that people don't understand this is sarcasm makes me want to abandon this website entirely
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>>540355292
What game is this dragon from?
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>>540408305
Oblivion I think
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>>540370785
>killing the only objectively good character in Skyrim
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>>540363161
Will she date me?
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>>540406274
By European you mean Europe as a whole, or only the Western part?
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>>540370448

all dragons
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This is a dragon
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>>540355292
No one cares you scalie faggot, holy shit imagine reposting this thread at least once per fucking day.
I'm convinced you're ban evading at this point, what a sad fucking life.
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>>540356270
That actually does bring up the weird curiosity of how so many "That's a wyvern not a dragon!" fags can withstand the cognitive dissonance of saying in the same breath, "and that's a Chinese Dragon which is still a dragon." Their rules are still clearly being violated, displaying the complete inconsistency and arbitrariness of their declaration.
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>>540356458
this
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>>540410089
homo
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>>540356270
Reminds me of that one faggot in /vp/ who says the only "Real" dragon in Pokemon is Salamence because of your pic related. He says Rayquaza isn't a dragon because of it.
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>>540373729
Do they? I thought they are like speaking fire or something.
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God this thread is a pure cancer
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>>540412319
You're right. Not enough thick dragon legs.
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>>540398567
>knows all the standing stone in skyrim.
>assumes that this is that standing stone in the swamp north of Morthal.
>yet the place is not that too.
Where the fuck did this take place?
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>>540355292
Yes, why are you gae?
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>>540393516
>A TES dragon does not fight, he shitposts loudly, and being called a wyvern is literally the last thing they would want to do.
In other words, the ultimate thu'um power word is "wyvern" because it's basically dragonese for "nigger"?
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>>540364890
You need to cast a fire resistance spell. That, however, doesn't mean you're not taking damage, you still take damage every second it passes. Either 0 HP or 1 HP, RNG
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Anyone else already realized how unhealthy addiction to dragons can be but has reached to point of not giving a fuck?
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Why do Jannies keep deleting the fucking morrowind threads. God I hate them so much



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