rawr wheres the dino games
Animals from a head on perspective look hilarious for some reason.
>>519538068>reptilian>has fur or feathersWhen will this shitty meme die? I'm fairly certain the only reason this "theory" ever caught on was because pseudo-intellectuals wanted to sound smart and edgy by "shaking up the modern science scene as we know it!"Dinosaurs had reptilian skin. Eat shit faggots.
>>519538420They're not reptiles you absolute mongoloid
>>519540005Fuck off, faggot.
>>519540005T- Rex actually stands for terrible lizard lmao
>>519537020dino d-day was pretty cool
post THAT gif
They're on sega genesis
>>519542274terrible king you NIGGERGODDAMN MONGOLOID
>>519538420Some had scales, some had feathers. The fuckers existed for nearly 200 million years, variety is inevitable.>>519540005Technically they were.
remember that ps4 tech demo with the dino that was supposed to be a game but nothing happened? man It was pretty good for its time.
>>519537197Does anyone have that image of a T-Rex drinking from a pond, looking at the viewer? It really activates the uncanny valley and makes you feel uncomfortable.
having to 4 star islands to unlock sandbox dinos is stupid
>>519544401>>519544520that is spooky
>>519538420The rex with feathers idea is dead for now. Still a nice drawing, just outdated.
>>519542596I want to impregnate Blue with human/raptor hybrid babies
>>519544586That game man, such wasted potential. Its a shame guests don't matter.
>>519544401>>519544520>>519537020>t-rex without lipsholy fucking cringe
is evolution as good as operation genesis?I want another comfy dino game
>>519539920JW threw all cares about realism out the window but still made their raptors look less cool than a scientifically accurate model. Even 3s were much better looking.
>ARK will never be as good as it should be because the devs are fucking retarded Feels bad, man.
>>519545148Needed to make the raptors "cuter" so braindead audiences would have an easier time sympathizing with them as animals would be my guess.
>>519542613scared the shit out of me when i was a wee lad
>>519538420Many theropods had feathers.T-rex is a theropod.T-rex probably only had feathery down as a chick the same way birds do, and lost most/all of it at maturity.
>>519545241>Ark Giganotosaurus is Dino Crisis 2 sizedWhen will this shit meme end?
>>519545501Anon, you're asking for realism in a video game where you routinely hop into the ocean and drink delicious saltwater to quench your thirst.
>>519545416If they really wanted to do that they should have given them feathers.
>>519545416the raptors are dicks in the game
>>519545241It had so much potential. Being unable to mute the constant coughing of swamp fever Is what finally made me despise these shit devs. Plus they ruined the dinosaurs with alpha dinos, mechanical dinos, mechanical dragons, santa dinos ect.
>>519545656I draw the line at OC dinosaurs with existing names slapped on them
>>519538068Why does it have rape eyes?
>>519538068Stop liking feathers
>>519545501I forget but DC2 made the giganotosaurus super giant right? Afaik, it dwarfed the trex by a lot which in reality it was only bigger than it by a small margin.
>>519545848I don't mind the alphas and mechs. Alphas, IIRC, were added because the community at large figured out the best ways to kill everything and wanted something tougher. After that it was dragons and bosses and shit. For me, it's the constant fucking performance issues, the endless glitches, and the horrendous fucking community.
>>519545658Thanks to Hollywood faggots and bad actors from capeshit movies JP will never be taken seriously ever again.
>>519544401>>519544520Jesus Christ. Just imagine actually running into that.
>>519546339You could take him, Anon. I believe in you.
>>519546146Yeah. It wasn't even bigger than the T. Rex in reality weight wise, only length wise.
>>519546437it's comfy but gets stale fast, cute dinos if you're into that
>>519539920Any feather raptors?
>>519538068That's a gay version.
>>519546297Pratt is based you're a fag
>>519544893hol up im a dinosaur??
>>519546679>buzzword quipping fat man is cool I needed an evening laugh thanks.
>>519545241>Attacking an enemy tribe>Tamed a bunch of the little fliers early and gave them each a bundle of C4>Tell them to attack the defenders in the building>They swoop in through the windows and start attacking the people>Detonate>Entire base explodesGOD IT MADE ME SO FUCKING HARD3 INCHES OF DIAMOND COCK
>>519537020>tfw t-rex were smart as fuck, cranial capacity put them on par with chimps>binocular vision almost exactly the same as humans>vision like a hawkif they existed today we probably would have tamed them
>>519546912and fucked them
>>519546713chickens are reptiles
>>519537020We talking playing as a Dino or as a human with dinos?
>They had feathers>Wait actually they didn't>No they did, for real>Wait, they did, but they were very thinly placed and they grew out of them when they got olderHow many times does this argument need to go back and forth before brainlets stop treating every new "discovery" as law?
Cassowarys are basically dinosaurs.They can also really fuck a person up if you're not careful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5hp4gR_fg
Is JW evolution fun?I'm planning to get it on a sale. Really itching for a dino game
>>519545416I think they should have used an actual properly sized velociraptor and had it kill some mook. People really don't understand that there are predators that hunt prey that are way bigger than them and would have had a real potentional for a shock/jump scare potentional. Just talking to each other and next thing they known its leapt onto the mooks back and chomps down on his neck strangling him or damaging the spine. Also, the whole dilophosaurus thing was weird too, aside from the spitting and the frill shit they were a hell of a lot bigger. Although I guess that wouldn't be accurate either since their relatives don't hunt in groups, and don't hunt things bigger than them and we have fossil evidence from their teeth to prove it. At best its like crocodiles tearing apart the same animal because it's less work than squabbling over it and there's plenty to go around.>>519546912I didn't like that the t-rex roars in the movie. They would have sounded like a really fucking loud alligator/crocodile/goose mixed together with a pitch way fucking deeper that used its really low pitched "voice" to send sounds that could not only be heard, but the ground would literally fucking shake for miles around it and because it's so huge it would have been like your whole body was vibrating. They also had extremely good and sensitive hearing.
>>519547078It's called refinement you rube. Feathers evolved as a traight in the theropod line, probably for the purpose of temperature insulation as many (if not all) theropods were almost definitely warm-blooded. Insulation becomes a liability for large animals in normal environments, so larger theropods had little if any feathers. All medium to small theropods were probably feathered.
>>519537020Fuck, this game man... I have no motivation to finish my park.My autism let me run wild in JPOG but it feels like the spark is gone with JWE. Maybe the sequel will be better.
>>519547528T-rex's call is literally too deep to be heard by a human, you'd only be able to feel it. That doesn't really translate well to a movie
>>519540005birds are technically part of the reptile class
>>519547514it's fun for $12, it's shit for full price
>>519547627Why are humans such a shit tier species? I mean a fucking shrimp can switch between whatever light spectrum it feels like looking at.
>>519547793we can throw things really hard
If I have the money, I would make a open world dino game where you take pictures like pokemon snap.
>>519547676I mean if you want to get technical we're all just fish.
>>519547883You can kinda do that in jwe
there's this one dino game I played on steam when it had a free weekend, it was like a shooter where you survive waves of dinos and the strongest weapon was a bow Had a lot of fun, wish I remembered the name tho
>>519547793While mantis shrimp were busy grinding vision stats, humans were grinding int so they could achieve chim and just input the cheat codes for max stats.
>>519547621they're making a sequel?
>>519548115where can I find these cheat codes?I'm human but still have low stats in everything wtf
>>519547793we can make computer chips out of sand, send devices into space that allow us to talk to anyone else on the planet almost instantaneously, adapt to almost any situation, and we can sweat (which is a pretty big deal when it comes to temperature control and long distance running). humans are minmaxed for making and using tools which is pretty impressive. can't fly? make a tool. want to reach the bottom of the ocean? make a tool. we can use tools to see way more than that shrimp ever could.
ARK could be better but it's not bad for what it is
>>519548126There's been leaks on /v/ every so often on Frontier's projects and 2 of them turned out to be right in predicting DLC content for JWE. The 3rd one claimed they were working on a sequel instead of fixing this one because it's too hard, but nothing's been officially announced by Frontier yet.That last leak was about a year ago and we've heard nothing since.
You now remember the stomping grounds
>>519548490Didn't that just turn into The Isle?
>>519548253TOOLS NIGGATOOLS VEHICLESWEAPONS
>>519548547Nope, devs took the cash and ran
>>519548389hell yeahI didn't even realize how dogshit it was bc it was so fun
>>519548626I still have it in my catalog after playing it once back in 2014. I wonder if it still runs?
>>519547539>probably for the purpose of temperature>almost definitely>probably featheredEverything you said will likely be walked back on in another decade like it always is.Getting this autistic over feathers/no feathers is fucking pointless because we clearly aren't able to get a proper picture of animals this fucking ancient.
>>519548721I doubt it since the game is DEAD but give it a shot
>>519548356well shitI hope they do make one though and achieve the potential that the first one has
I liked the Zoo Tycoon expansion
>there was a build and a trailer for an upcoming ARK spinoff where you play as the dino>this was 6 years agoI'll never be happy
Reminder that T-Rex was an ambush predator
>>519548823Wait, I lied, last leaks were back in January.
>>519548754Nothing has been walked back on, it's just been refined. Nothing I said will be walked back on, just refined on the specifics. We know as fact that feathers evolved extremely early in the theropod line, the only refinement is which had them and which lost them.
>>519549038It was a scavenger
>>519548823I hope its better thought out>Raptors can somehow break through SOLID STEEL/CONCRETE/ELECTRIC FENCING >Dinosaurs get pissed at random no matter what>Few dinos get along even if they have no reason to fear each other>Carnos are always blood thirsty no matter what>Hybrids are not worth the time to make or keep alive
>>519548547God that game is such a mess because the dev Dondi is a fucking narcissistic retard. Really gave me Sword of the Stars 2 vibes where everyone was telling the developers their design decisions we're shit, and they threw an autistic shit fit and screeched about "muh artistic vision, I'm building a game for myself" and then started whining about people not buying the game and being criticized.
>>519549245I don't recall dinos getting pissed at random
>>519549410>Dino walks away from its preferred spot>FUCK I AM SO ANGRY! THIS PLACE SUCKS AND MY FAVE SPOT IS 10 FEET AWAY. TIME TO KILL EVERYTHING!
>>519537020you can't see his body so it just looks like a t-rex head with legs growing out of it.
>>519549410Not him, but I think it's more about some dinosaurs having ridiculous social requirements in order to stay happy (i.e Stegosaurus) then freaking the fuck out when it moves 20 feet out of its social radius.
>>519549120>make a sequel instead of polishing an already flawed gameI almost bought this piece of shit too. Also its a good thing Covid kicked in and fucked the filming process. Universal doesn't need the money.
>>519549513I've never had this happen unless you count social dinosaurs not joining each other because they go in opposite directions
>>519549654At least we have some evidence it exists at least.
>>519549194>Nothing has been walked back on, it's just been refined.You say that, but also had to cover your original statement in probabilities and almosts, because the reality is we will never know for sure.
>>519537020Here's your 2021 dino game. That's what you were always waiting for since you saw Jurassic Park back in the day, eh?
>>519549229>people still think thisIs it 2010 again?
>>519537020He's a big dino guy
>>519549229Any carnivore scavenges.
>>519549807is that image a leak?
>>519546146It wasn't realistic but it was hype as fuck when a super dino charged up and picked a fucking Trex up in its mouth like it was a little mouse to eat. Rule of cool.
>>519550249We'll see who's laughing when there's a T-Rex charging your ass
>>519544801Glad I'm not the only one who thought this, it was so damn simple. Felt like a phone game
>>519551098>I can see you>No you cant>You are standing behind a tree, dude...
>>519551419>>519551343Is this some SyFy shit?
>>519551481Terra Nova was a short lived TV series. You're not really missing much. Have a scene from the Valley of Gwangi.
I loved dinosaurs as a child so much that in Banjo and kazooie, I would roleplay as a trex when transformed and just walk around terrydactyland and kill every mob
>>519537020I want to fug a female dinosaur
>>519551602I love that old claymation lookA good Primal Rage remake/sequel when?
best dinosaur game coming through
new turok when were in the boomer shooter renaissance and theres no new turok
>>519551490>bipedal spinosaurus in 2020No
>>519542696"Tyrannosaurus Rex" means "King King"; it's an abomination of a name, born of both Greek and Latin (as is "homosexual"), made up by fags who wanted to sound smart
>>519551852Never>tfw we could have ports but when the asked the old devs didnt wanna do it because they were just too lazy
>Got into Dinosaurs as a kid thanks to pic related at the arcade>Got so obssessed with it and played the DS game>Disappeared from arcades across the face of the Earth because it shut down>Doesn't work with MAMEThe gameplay was babby tier but it was fun.
>>519551827which dino, i would a trex
>>519542696>>519552204>>519542696It means terrible lizard king you dumb niggers.
>>519552596wait there was an arcade machine for this?
>>519545148>>519545416How were they "cute" in any way?
>>519538420No joke this game is in my top 5. Its got some bugs and jank but I love it so. And a movie game no less!
>>519552764how are raptors not cute
>>519544520Id shit myself
>>519544520>>519544715Did the rex have forward facing eyes like that? Like a dog? Or did it have side facing eyes? That would suggest a prey species I suppose, although they say rex didn't hunt.
>>519552680Yes. You could use cards and shit.
>>519551602Ah shit, I remember watching Terra Nova back when I was kid. They could have went with a lot of directions but iirc they just went with the shitty TWD humans are the real bad guys shit
>>519552208>the emulation is STILL imperfect due to the unique protection it hadeven the devs or at least the ip owners couldn't fix it with the later console portsI really wish they'd do something with it, they could just take necrosan from 2, ignore the shitty humans, maybe add 1 or 2 new monsters and have an arcade mode and online and there you go.It's really annoying cause the idea of ancient dinosaur and monke gods taking over in a post-apocalyptic earth is cool as fuck
>>519552980They had forward facing eyes, yes. It's generally accepted that the T-Rex hunted but wouldn't pass up a free meal by scavenging.
>>519544801>>519551195I feel I got my money's worth and then some, been having a lot of fun with it, but I agree that the management aspect needs to be deeper. The guest types and sanitation needs from OG would have been very welcome, as well as the attractions from it (hot air balloon, viewing dome) and some from World (kayaking, tree trunk viewer). I have a feeling that Universal had a bit of meddling in the game since they had also decreed that vehicles couldn't be destroyed until the Return To Jurassic Park DLC so they might have told Frontier what they wanted in the game.
>>519552980Forward facing eyes generally denoted that an animal was an active hunter that chased its pre.
You guys remember Nanosaur?
>>519547884hol upyou be sayinWE WUZ HAIKOUICHTHYS AND SHIT?
>>519545230Wow, the COBRA engine can do THAT? And we STILL don't have xenos to hunt in Elite?
>>519553176That's how nearly all predators work. Their meals aren't guaranteed so they won't turn down a free meal unless it's too badly decomposed.
>>519553365Stan has seen some shit.
will capcom ever give it the re-engine treatment?
>>519545230Do we have studies proving that raptors could actually jump that high? I don't think even cats are capable of that.
>>519554073I really think DC3 needs it the most
This is still one of the best scenes from the films.
>>519554073If it's like ReMake3, I hope not.
>>519554221I don't like nuJurassic movies but hot damn if I didn't smile like a kid during JW's finale. It really makes up for the Trex losing to the spino in JP3.
>>519553365>Bottom right-most pic>Soirex.jpg
>>519554375I'm still laughing at how assmad people got over that. The rex that died was some random youngster yet people act like it was Superman dying or something.
>>519545905Why don't you, gayboy?
>>519554375They're pure schlock but it's still nice to have a nostalgic franchise revival that doesn't seem to have active contempt for fans of the original.
>>519554773One thing the World duo does that TLW and III strayed from was going back to the underlying morality of genetic manipulation and the dangers it possesses that were in the book and first film.
>>519537020Is this the reptile fucker thread?
>>519554375JW was slightly above mediocre, sure the characters were dumb but it had some good moments, JW:FK is complete ass tho.
>>519545148>>519545416The funny thing is that in some way they are following the original idea of novel, that the Dr Wu says to Hammond that he didnt made dinosaurs but monsters, because none of the dinosaurs were a truly representation of the original ones. He made the raptors bigger and more savage just to give people the exactly idea that they have about them.
>>519555261>JW:FK is complete ass tho.This movie tricked me. I thought it was going to be purely about the the JW island blowing up but turns out it's only the first part of the movie and most of it is a retread of the lost world.
I kind of find it annoying how when making dino games. Devs turn ALL OF THEM into tanks that can even tank explosives like nothing.
>>519555254No, this is a scalie v feather thread and Jurassic World bashing.
>>519555551The leaks really hyped up the second part being a full on and surprisingly violent horror film, a shame what it actually was. Especially since it was helmed by a solid horror director.
>>519555551I liked the mansion stuff, and the Indoraptor was cool.
>>519553891>And we STILL don't have xenos to hunt in Elite?not really related but now I want a zoo management game but you hold various types of cool aliens just imagine the possibilities
>>519551265I'm just remembering that horse enjoying chicken nuggets.
>>519555691hate this shit toothey probably weren't even as durable as a rhino or elephant due to hollow bones
>>519547884Damn still thinking about that Tiktaalik, what a kooky cat it was.
>>519555826I couldn't take it seriously since the little girl was such a dumb bitch
>>519555826How to make the mansion part of the movie good.>Rework the Indo escape to not be comedic with the stupid tail smile.>Rework that girl character to not be a clone, simply a stupid plot element.>Show the indo stalking and killing one of the protagonists of the film ala Mr Arnold if we actually got to see him die.Still not perfect but would ramp up the tension a ton.
>>519555878what the FUCK is that thing?
>>519556340The Indoraptor, the production model of the hybrid project Dr. Wu was working on for the military. 1/3 the size of Indominus rex, more raptor DNA so it's even smarter, and some human DNA as well to make it able to think, plan, and troll its victims. Completely sadistic and trained to attack targets with an audio signal from a laser pointer.
>>519555931Hadrosaurs munched on crabs. http://www.drneurosaurus.com/2017/10/crab-eating-hadrosaurs/
i am the only person that played that turok reboot game that came out in like 2007 or 08it wasn't that bad of a game, just very short and forgettable, but I wish we had another game like that, land on dinosaur planet with a squad of soldiers, end up having to fight dinos to survive as well as mercs or whatever that plot was, I honestly can't even remember.
>>519556601>audio signal with a laser pointerThat's fucking stupid. Could do more with a pistol.
>>519556601>and some Human DNAI'm pretty sure the Indominus and the Indorapor having any human DNA in them is just a case of Fanon and has never actually been confirmed.
>>519546551This literally unsettles me. No way it looked like that
>>519557076It's the military, they always do things very roundabout.>>519557114They have thumbs and intelligence that surpasses the raptors to the point they can deductive reason and formulate plans. There was human DNA in their mishmash of genes.
>>519537020God, I love me some PBR on scaly skin.
>>519545940Don't have feathers? Good.
anyone here ever play Chaos Island? It was a jurassic park RTS game back from 1998, it was pretty rudimentary but still run at the same time, you controlled dinosaurs, as well as the characters from the lost world, you could gather dinosaur eggs and then hatch them into friendly dinosaurs which you would battle the ingen mers and other dinosaurs with.
>>519538420>reptilian>has fur or feathers
>>519554073They fucking better. There's a whole demographic of dinosaur gamers that need a new dinosaur game to fill the void in their hearts, they'd be smart to give DC the REmake treatment.
>>519548356frontier has some serious work to do on their games, performance wise they are abominable. I can't believe how poorly planet coaster runs on a GTX 1080 for example, it's just incredible how the framerate drops and the game becomes unplayable when you have too many rides in your park. I never played their jurassic park game but I expect since it uses the same engine it has the same performance issues.
>>519554073Do you really want a remake with modern Capcom?>Regina cusses every two seconds>Doesnt take shit from no one and is a bitch constantly>Clever one liners are gone>Wears baggy clothes>Tits and ass are gone
>>519546339Those fuckers were ambush predators specializing in large prey. You could outrun it with light jog. That said unless it was very hungry it's unlikely that it would about you you (same way modern large predators don't care about mice).
>>519542792i dont think archaeopteryx were categorized as dinos. but lots of dinos did have some feathers that helped them glide and stay warm.
>>519546679pratts a boomer retard
>>519551567I think it's terra nova. Short lived TV series, about people from the future traveling to Cretatious to escape overpoluted modern earth.
>>519557550Nope. Had it since it came out and never had any performance issues.
>>519542613o shit that's spooky
>>519553170>they could just take necrosan from 2He was from the original, actually. Necrosan was supposed to be the game's original final boss, and his model was still in the game files at the time of release (along with his cut stage, the Graveyard). That's also the reason the roster was lopsided - each character was supposed to have a specific enemy counterpart (Blizzard vs Chaos, Sauron vs Diablo, Talon vs Vertigo) and Armadon was supposed to be paired against him for a full roster of 8 characters. Still, I agree that a remake/remaster of the original is long overdue.
How did ALL the dinosaurs disappear just for an asteroid?
Primal Rage 2020 by Double Helix as a semi tie-in to an update of KI2013 for the nu-xbox would be amazing.
>>519559447climate change from the resulting asteroid crash.
>>519559447Dinosaurs existed till "recently", they are the so called dragons that every culture talked about
>>519559447Birds and gators are still alive, anon.
>>519558764The graveyard was in 1 though, for the final continuous rematch thing. But yeah, when you look at him compared to slashfang and the humans from 2 you can tell he was an earlier idea since he seems more fitting than the others.I really liked his story too, an alien invader not really associated with the urth's struggles.
>>519537197>for some reason2D projection of a 3D elongated head with tiny FOV.
>>519560759He actually tied into the backstory of 1, too. remember that meteor that caused the Cataclysm and woke all of the Primal Gods up, starting the whole war? Necrosan was supposedly inside that meteor, meaning he was the one who started the whole conflict. That's also why his story in 2 refers to him as an alien. Fun stuff.
>>519546551one of the spookiest pictures out there, I love it.
>>519546146Giganoto didn't have much difference in size with T. rex. What's actually impressive about them is that they probably hunted in packs and targetted sauropods, in a region that had some of the largest sauropods ever. So imagine a T. rex sized animal that behaved more like lions or wolves.
>>519554105they could nottoo heavy
>>519545230>unique, detailed animation for dinosaur encounter>complete disregard for car physicsthe juxtaposition is killing me
>>519561718That's just cobra, it doesn't really 'do' deformation that well.
>>519546713because he dinohuman might be smarter...but chicken... he dino
>>519537020Do dinosaurs roar or rawr?
>>519537020Jurassic Park and The Lost World on Sega Genesis are fucking cool
>>519556601this is so fucking stupid
>>519556601Look at that dumb fuckin grin
>>519547884fun fact: bony fishes are genetically closer to us than they're to sharks.
>>519559447They were already on the decline when the asteroid hit. The ones really fucked over were pterosaurs. If it we hadn't been wiped out by it the world would be very different.
>>519545241Wish that old Monster Hunter mod was still around for Ark
>>519562672Why do chuubas like ark so much?
>>519554375JW1 is still the best Jurassic movie after the first one imo. It was slightly competent even if creatively bankrupt, whereas every other one was bad in their own way. Still can't hold a candle to the original though. They should just make another adaptation of the book.
>>519558005>i dont think archaeopteryx were categorized as dinosyou are incorrect and you should also start relearning classifications (clades at least) since a lot has changed with recent research. birds are dinosaurs as much as humans are mammals
>>519552980Forward facing eyes that could see better than humanshttps://www.oocities.org/stephvern/theropod_binocularvision.pdf
>>519562635I like fish because they have no bones.
>>519538420Show degree in paleontology of gtfo
>>519544715no it isn't
>>519546912they probably weren't smarter than an ostrich
any recommendations for me dinobros?
>>519549165WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS?pls dont say isle update
>>519563050Yesterday they just got permission to do nintendo and valve games
Is there a single game where I can have a dino gf?
>>519564338It's not a game afaik. It's a documentary showing the new updated spinosaurus look that suggests it was mostly an aquatic dinosaur that ate fishes and walked on all fours.
>>519538068Godzilla and King Kong had a baby?
OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY SPINOBROS
>>519540005They're reptiles objectivelyThing is, so are birds
>>519557076You're not supposed to aim the laser at a person to kill him.
>>519544401>>519544520I know this is supposed to be scary and what not but just looks like a drooling mong who just realised it was being filmed
>>519562660>They were already on the decline when the asteroid hit.Thar's not really true
>>519545230>Make successor to JP Operation Genesis>It's somehow worse
>>519545241Ark is a shit game in every sense of the word, not only is the gameplay ass but the dinosaur designs look like they were made by a 7 year old
>>519553663HOLY SHIT. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THAT GAME FOR EVER. YOU..YOU ARE THE REAL HERO
>>519559447Birds are still around.
>>519546679>Chris "I can only play Star Lord" Pratt>Based
Who /scotty/ here?>Biggest Rex ever at 13m long and 9 tons, heavier and longer than even Sue
>>519547528Dinosaurs couldn't roar at all, at most it could hiss
Threadly reminder to NOT buy The Isle
>>519544401This is fucking retarded garbage.Pic related is what an actual dino should be like.
>>519551098>Stands completely stillYour move
>>519560083Climate change can be such a fascinating subject like the great oxygenation event. Its amazing how such simple things can have huge ramifications.
>>519564990I like Black Beauty at the Royal Tyrell.
Please let this be good. I'm not pre-ordering but I've been keeping up with the blogs and so far it looks promising.
>>519564669>get in water>camped by MosaWHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT DEVS BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>>519553365The t.rex head to the right looks like it's being scolded
>>519554073Hopefully, dinosaur games are basically extinct
>>519564669>Spinosaurus>In the seaI know Japs still have brain damage from the bombs but really?
>>519564990Meh, they'll probably find a bigger one at some point
>>519565370Do you really need tail fins for rivers? They probably go out to the sea every once in a while
>>519565441The rivers they were in were fucking gigantic, they ate sharks as big as a busThey have no reason to go in the sea
>>519565224It is. The asteroid crash increased the global by nearly 5 degrees and that was enough to cause a worldwide extinction. There was an interesting case in River Monsters where Jeremy Wade noticed that there was a lot of dead fish on side of a beach compared to the other. When he took out a thermometer, he found out that that section of the beach was 10 degrees hotter than other.
>>519564669I highly doubt a Mosasaurus would hunt something only 3m smaller than it
>>519564338>Isle>swimming properlyHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA I FUCKING WISH
>>519566298That documentary is one of the worst ones I've ever seen, not surprised since it's JapaneseA tyrannosaur also has a kaiju right with a mosasaur in it
>>519566383It'll get there an->Dondi is stepping away from the project for a "break"Its dead
>>519566458The only consolation I have is the fact that Dondi went through a mental breakdown, piece of shit deserved it>Hey guise just wait one year for two dinosaurs in a pre alpha that doesn't even work properly
>>519556601>'looney toons laugh track'
>>519566584Or how he'd join servers and fuck around with shit you can't use just to mock the players and would use said "dinos" to massacre players. Also, didn't he flip out on people leaving negative reviews and ban them?
>>519566782He did so much shit that it's basically impossible to list it allI just want a good dinosaur game, I never asked for this
>>519566860So I ended up looking up what he's been up to since I gave up on the game when he did that in a server I was in and holy fuck, I don't even think there's a proper definition for whatever the fuck mental malfunctions he has.
>>519559447>How did ALL the dinosaurs disappear just for an asteroid?The Asteroid basically propelled a bunch of dust into the atmosphere that blocked out the sun for a few years and caused a complete and total collapse of the environment. Everything larger than a dog that lived on land basically starved to death in one way or another. I think aquatic animals fared a bit better, but there was still massive die-offs. About 75% of everything was killed. The NEXT issue was the survivors: mammals had already been present in basically every ecosystem (technically at this point many of them were still marsupials), on every continent, and so without any competition from the Dinosaurs, that had been keeping them pocket-sized for so long, they immediately set out to supplant and replace them in every single niche available. People like to paint this as rats taking over the world, but by the time of the late Cretaceous there were already things resembling gophers, shrews, squirrels, bats, badgers, etc.. Like, we weren't truly starting from step one: there was a good diverse roster of mammals to turn into 'us'- the warm blood runs deep.
>dinosaurs>realIs this what libtards actually believe?
>>519538068CEO of therapods.
>>519567787headcanon was that they also supplanted in primate dna. monkies know how to smile
>>519552660It means tyrant lizard king, Tyrannos is tyrantSaura is lizardRex is king
>>519556601>The Indoraptor, the production model of the hybrid project Dr. Wu was working on for the military. 1/3 the size of Indominus rex, more raptor DNA so it's even smarter, and some human DNA as well to make it able to think, plan, and troll its victims. Completely sadistic and trained to attack targets with an audio signal from a laser pointer.haha wtf that shit is like the evil guys from extreme dinosaurs
You're thinking of DinosaurDino is dreadful, and saur is the lizard >>519542274
>>519565665>>519565441>>519565370See pic. During the time period much of the world was covered/flooded in these rich, fertile, shallow seas that were just fucking loaded with seafood. The deep waters we have nowadays are actually shit at harboring and nurturing life because they're cold and dark: warm, shallow, waters were reefs can grow are actually ideal, so these massive seas were perfect. Spinosaurus shared the Earth with lots of other Spinosaurids that had a T-rex like shape with a Crocodiles head, but Spinosaurus was the one who simply took the design too far and started to evolve from a military-grade stork to a backwards compatible Crocodile.
>>519568415>Dino is dreadfulDon't talk shit about Dino
>>519568446Follow up, but pic related is some of the aquatic morsals that Spinosaurus would have had access to. They're also to scale with the little diver man, so we're talking BIG fish and lots of them. Also, on a personal note: I really like how the Coelacanth design of having weird flipper fins was still popular during the time. It's cool how you can pick "Dinosaur-Period" fish out of a crowd because of their scales, their fins, and how modern fish have just gone in a different direction with their designs.
>>519538068>>519546551I can't look at these images, they're uncomfortable and make me feel like I'm being watched
>>519562004Holy shit, now just imagine a Moa leg.
>>519544801>rains a little bit>raptors absolutely sperg out and somehow demolish a giant electrified concrete and steel barrier that could probably stop a tank dead in its tracksI get that they're supposed to be difficult to keep but fuck me who thought that made for satisfying gameplay in any way, shape or form?
>>519560882>>519546713Why does this shit make people so mad? If a chicken was 13m it would be fucking horrifying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwy4X4F3mB4
>>519556601>and trained to attack targets with an audio signal from a laser pointerThis is the most ridiculous part of it. If your super ambush predator needs a human director with line-of-sight to the target to do its job without going off the rails then what the fuck is the point?
>>519569217>>519552980>>519553176>>519563765I'm under the general implication that T-Rexes, ironically, hunted smaller game like how this Chicken does: >>519570047In that a T-Rex, with it's superior avian vision, would probably watch prey from a safe distance before 'casually' moving in closer and then bolting, or perhaps even LEAPING with tremendous and violent speed, so it could grip and then just shake and rip the shit out of whatever it caught... That or just steal kills by scarring away smaller predators. I remember reading though that it's "bread and butter" was direct confrontation: it didn't want animals to run, it wanted them to stand their ground so it could overwhelm them with horrifying violence. Many of the T-Rex skeletons they've collected show signs of scarring all over the face from horns, bites, etc.. Like wise there's plenty of Triceratops who've had their heads chewed on by T-Rexes.
>people trying to make sense of Jurassic WorldIt's a soulless Hollywood rehash made for children and manchildren
>>519571123yeah, but blue is still fuggable
>>519554105The real raptors were turbomanlets, the ones in the movie are actually a different dinosaur, whose name I forgot, which got the raptor name because it's cooler.
>>519538420Based, fuck feather fags.
>>519571413Utahraptors weren't they?
>>519571618There is nothing wrong with feathery dinosaurs.
>>519547884my ancestor :)
>>519571413>>519571665There's a couple of species that actually get big enough to satisfy Jurassic World's needs.
>>519563996You think you know better than the majority of paleontologists? Retard.
feather chads RISE UP
>>519554221>>519562967JP1 > JP2 > JW > JW2 > JP3I don't like the fight scenes where it's like 'Dinosaur snaps le neck'. In JW, the T-Rex would have won instantly after it got the first bite same as jp3.
>>519554073I wonder what they are thinking about right now, anyone can tell that they are literally just sitting on a pile of money by not making this.
>>519564487> IndoraptorFuck off
>>519571985>credentialismI legitimately don't care what the subject is, with the state of college faggotry even within STEM these days "expert consensus" means shit for dick.
>jurassic park game looks pretty neat>play planet coaster by same dev>building feels really bad>lose interest in their dino gameDoes that game have the same mechanics as planet coaster?
>>519560179Dinosaurs are in Agartha with the Nazis. Not even shitposting.
>>519552821It’s really damn good anon, great atmosphere
>>519537020 I’ve been dreaming about a game for years now with the production quality of Last of Us/Part II that’s a Dino horror game
I wanna fuck a dinosaur, thoughts?
>>519538420>pseudo-intellectuals>posing as a pseudo-intellectual himselfMaybe it's time to stop using words we don't know the meaning of?
Welcome, to Jurassic Brothel....
>>519572403If also like to know.
>>519553351>Yes, I'm sure, this is where Little Foot lives. So can I steal some eggs now?>No, we're not here to eat my friends or his unborn children.
>>519572931no thanks, cold blooded animals are disease factories
>>519571413They're not, JP raptors are completely ficitionalDeinonychus were too small and Utahraptors were like three times as big
>>519547884why did it do it?
>>519537020So far I know:- ARK- The Island- Saurian- Beasts of BermudaBeyond that you have the obvious one, Jurassic License ...etc
>>519544818I need to see a t-rex with lips, for reasons.
>>519572704Then stop dreaming about it cause it will never happen
>>519573662The only worth thing to do in the Isle is griefing as dilophosaurus, the game is complete shit outside of that
>>519572403>>519572937No, it is substantially simpler>animals will throw a shitfit if it rains and tiny raptors will smash through electrified steel and concrete several feet think making it explode and then massacre your guests and other dinos>your guests don't actually matter, you can five star every single island without a single guest ever seeing a single dinosaur>just build hotels and amenities at the entrance and they give it 11/10's like they're fucking reviewers at IGN>only a small handful of trees and rocks you can place manually>the rest of the trees are just done with a paintbrush>terrain editing is extremely limited>water only has one level, about knee deep, can't make big lakes or anything>most of the maps are unbuildable areas>dinosaurs are extremely fussy, if you have say 6 triceratops instead of 5 they will freak the fuck out and slaughter your guests>have 1110 square meters of space instead of 1111 square meters of space, fucking rampage>your guests die if they so much as lightly brush against a dinosaur>maiasaurs and parasaurs are fucking cunts that deserved to go extinct>have to fucking do everything manually, the fucking book fucking says food is restocked from underground, but you can't automate it in this game>you have to manually tell your rangers to refill a fucking feeder every time its empty>not that it matters since there's nothing else to do, aside from all your dinosaurs having a severe case of autism the rest of it is your own team deliberately sabotaging you by opening every single gate into the dino pens in the entire park because you gave another department their chicken tendies first>basically Australia was a prison for criminals, your islands are a prison for autistic sperges and you're the only tard wrangler on the entire island>the gore is extremely basic, there's nothing like blood splatters on the round or limbs flying or people getting pulped by dinos>fight animations are kinda neat though
>>519551852>A good Primal Rage remake/sequel when?This is the closest we’ll get. pic related is from a stage in Mortal Kombat 11
>>519572704Tell me about it, what was it like
>>519573690Dino Crisis 2 made the allosaurus my favorite theropod.
>>519564669Mosasaurus doing us gods work and avenging poor trex after all those years. Based
>>519555826>surprisingly violent horror filmHopefully that changes for the next movie but https://youtu.be/C7kbVvpOGdQ makes me hopeful that they know what they’re doing
>>519574358Its going to be shit, like JW and JW:FK
>>519555826I think it’s mostly since they’re really gearing the new series of movies to kids, I feel like the OG series was too but not as much
>>519573764However, its not terrible. I'd give it a 5ish out of 10. Its not completely broken, but its just such a let down and massive wasted potential. If its on a steep sale I'd get it. Otherwise don't touch it. There's just not enough gameplay and its just boring and tries to hide it with tedious busywork and fails at that. Not enough customization either.
>>519573739I hope it still pisses people off in recode... whenever it's playable.
Dinos were made up. They do not exist, nor have they have existed.
>>519565094God Alatreon would be absolutely destroyed by a group of Carcharodontosaurus
>>519564990This chad is the largest land carnivore found by mass
Dinosaurs are just gimped dragons, and dragons sell more. I don't see the point in having both without giving dinos something special like this >>519555691
>No dinosaurs in Far Cry Primal because it's "not historically accurate" in a game where you play as a caveman ninja with animal powers>No Turok reboot even though we got Quake champions, Doom, Shadow Warrior and a bunch of new boomer shooters. >Dino Crisis is dead.It's not fair.
>>519574546Doubt it desusenpai
>>519573764Terrain tools are intentionally limited so it the dino animations don't get fucked up by wierd terrain. Hopefully they sort that shit out next game.
>>519574501Dilophosaurus is gonna be so sweet in 2040
>>519573739Can't wait for them to add human, and tribal.>>519574501News said the recode is accessible on beta test yes beta for Early Access
>>519574684Aye in the 7th recode
>>519573639It yearned for adventure
>>519574602>No Turok reboot There was in 2008 and it fucking sucked. >>519574702Yes, the retarded budgie and the t-rex are related, why is this a struggle?
>>519574739I know, I mean when the game is actually in a decently playable state.
>>519574843>Yes, the retarded budgie and the t-rex are related why is this a struggle?Chill dude, I just saw the opportunity to post that image for shits and giggles
>>519537020Just go back and play Trespasser. It's legitimately good now that performance issues aren't a problem.
>>519573857It was more weird but I think it was cool>group of teens or kids go on some trip to this lab/basically a zoo>group of scientist managed to make some “simple” Dinos to fill out the zoo>but there’s an Underground lab where they’re cooking up the real “monsters”>they let them loose for whatever reason and they take over the zoo>you and your friends have to escape >there was a section that took place in a football stadium that they released a huge T-Rex in, it had places to hide on the sides and get the upper hand on the T-RexIt played exactly like TLoU 2, limited resources to guns and weapons
>>519542274basilosaurus was a whale, argument invalid.
>>519568243I’d say the Indominus/Raptor are much better than what could’ve been with JP4https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/Human-dinosaur_hybrid
>>519574945Oh, thought that was assmad spergery. >>519575126Honestly sounds pretty fun. I have no idea why nobody has done another dino-crisis style game where dinosaurs are out to get you. Side steps all the morality shit and gives opportunity for a wide variety of enemies.
>>519575303I thought that shit was what they were going to be setting up with all the shit of the bad guys selling off all the dino dna and shipping dinosaurs off everywhere.
>>519537020Loli loev dino!
I've only met two feather fags my whole life irl and beat them both to a pulp. talk shit get hit, back to /x/ with your kind weirdos.ALL DINOS HAD FEATHERSSOME DINOS HAD FEATHERSTREX DEFINITELY HAD FEATHERSTREX UMMM...NO FEATHERS NEW RESEARCH SORRYUMMM ONLY MID-SMALL RANGE DINOS HAD FEATHERSEXCEPT A TINY MINORITY OF RAPTORSdmg control out the ass, the only reasons "feathers" exists is because the field had to justify its fundings so they 've created fake "BIG BOI DISCOVERIES" but they went too far so now that everyone is calling them out of their BS they keep finding NEW RESEARCH THAT SUGGEST THAT WE HAVE TO SLOW BUT STEADY REMOVE THE FEATHER SHIT WE HAVE SMUDGED THIS BEAUTIFUL FIELD WITH.eat shit
>>519575407 it still could be desu, I mean Fallen kingdom has that cloned girl so it’s not too far off from some villain injecting himself for a power up or something lmao
Time for kinosaurus https://youtu.be/dwUbet47He0
>>519547793can a shrimp see what is going on around a singularity 55 million lightyears away?
>>519575461Deal with it
>>519575594i do not have to deal with it anon i accept it. the difference is i accept it as the fantasy it is
>>519575349>where dinosaurs are out to get youIt could be so good, especially with ai being better now I imagine there could be a section where a raptor is chasing you and you hide in a room/close a door and the raptor analyzes the situation and breaks through a window or something
WHERE'S THE DINO CRISIS REMAKE
>all these people posting full feathered rex when we have enough skin casts to prove that if it had them at all, which is unlikely, they'd be limited to the head
I want a dino game where you play as the dino and you do human stuff
>>519554221Based mosaCHAD. Underwater dino game fucking WHEN?
>>519575407They took a different approach, they’re still militarizing the dinos in JW but they’re just not weird human hybrids
>>519551343>mounted grenade launcher>shoots bulletsi hate this fucking bullshit so much
>>519575786Unironically volcano high
>>519575830>100 burgers in one gulpjelly
>>519575786I want a Deus Ex/VTMB style game where you play as dinosaur-descendent shapeshifting reptilians trying to blend in and control human society.
>>519575958>>519575830>burger comparisonDo Americans really?
>>519575996I can see the Kotaku headlines now:>Is Cretaceous ex Dinosauria: The Masquerade Reptilians Anti-Semitic?
>>519576018>>519576091>post food and spergs start thinking about the USAnd I thought people had thicker skin here.
>>519575936>anthro dinos>sensitive teen lgtbrqhr whatever
>>519576018you know you can't live without
is borgar thrad nao?
When I bought into ARK early-access I thought it was going to be a Survival game where you study dinosaur characteristic and avoid or tame them to survive in the wild.Plus explaining the mystery of this world.Years later it all boil down to easily becoming self-sufficient, level up for maximum Health/DPS and kill everything in dino-donjon.
>>519576165the first one is "Do americans really..." the second doesnt even contain the word american.all youre doing is playing victim here but very poorly.around "he visually raped me"-tier poorly.
>>519547884>Hmm today I will walk on land
>>519554221I got goosebumps the moment she lit that torch and opened the gate. Absolute kino.
>>519545789Does it have cloaca or a vagina hole?I wanna fuck it anyways
>>519554221JEW DOG SHIT.
>>519559447It wasnt even the first time. Statistically it looks like we get a new extinction event soon again.
>>519576793Dinos had cloacas, but you still get two holes depending on your penetration angle. You just have to figure out if she's kinky or not.
>>519576552MGSV should have been about a PMC operating in the background and sometimes the foreground of the relentless expansion of an American hamburger chain all over the world, only to realize they were playing into Zero's hands. Then they would attempt to form a coalition of chefs "Outer Kitchen" who would resist the global homogenization of civilization's most important cornerstone by offering eaters a variety of different cuisines with locally sourced ingredients. The ending would be bittersweet as while various ethnic cuisines would be spread worldwide and thus preserved, every restaurant owner learns that no matter how great their cuisine, they still have to offer hamburgers and beer in order to make ends meet.
>>519575996This, but they are Reptillian Aliens like all those crazy conspiracy theories.
>>519577740what the fuck
>>519577253it's happening right now
>>519538420Well I don't know about all that but I do know that Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie is a great game and I want more
>>519575830>>519575958He's just munchin', not a care in the world. Look at him go.
>>519546551Imagine seeing this fucking thing looking at you like that. All 35+ft of it.
>>519578702>there's still people that prefer scalies over this
>tfw can't play and enjoy dino games because of my degeneracy.Why am I like this
>>519567117dondi is pretty comparable to yandere dev, it's just that he doesn't get the attention yandev does. biggest similarity is that both are genuinely awful people.
>>519579010Some well known jewtuber like Internet Historian should make a video about he Isle, people should know
>>519579010need a QRD on why Dondi is a garbage humanI don't really pay attention to the team itself I just play the game
>>519574632Doesn't make me optimistic for the next update of Elite: Dangerous.
jurrassic world was shit so no one cares about dinos enough to make games anymore
>>519579870I havent played E:D so i dont get what this is supposed to mean.
>>519577970>he's never seen raptor sex beforeNormie.
>>519563996There are multiple specimens of T-Rex skin impressions from all over the body. It didn’t have feathers.
>>519553663>bass line intensifies
i've heard they've found red blood cells in some fossils, is it a meme or rl?
>>519579987Their roadmap has fully realized procedurally generated alien life on alien worlds. I'm saying that if they can't get the animations for dinosaurs to work right on weird terrain, they'll have difficulties implementing weird alien life on an entire procedurally generated planet.
>>519580135Where's her cloaca?
>>519580135is that a fucking cloaca
>>519580195Ahh thanks for clarifying. A big part of this terrain issue comes from Universal, they want the dinos to look for the brand so any causes of dinosaurs moving wierd had to be squashed out.
>tfw no utahraptor wife
>I got goosebumps the moment she lit that torch and opened the gate. Absolute kino
>>519579954I'm not saying anything about quality but both Jurassic Worlds made billions so it's clear people give a shit about them and dinosaurs.
>>519580845To be fair I think the money made there was from movie nostalgia more than genuine interest in dinosaurs.
>>519575461>TREX DEFINITELY HAD FEATHERS>TREX UMMM...NO FEATHERS NEW RESEARCH SORRYthere's nothing wrong with changing your mind when presented with new evidence
>>519580494>achilobatorWhy does that sound filthy?
>>519579617CONSTANTLY lies about the games development, if you took everything from him then you would think the game would be getting cool new shit every couple of months instead of pointless new dinosaurs every 3 months although that was before the year-and-a-half long wait for a completely empty version of what's already an empty game.he must've shown a million animations for interesting game mechanics that never amount to anything because he has a genuine phobia of anything that isn't PRETTY GWAPHICS. this is all before talking about his stinking fucking attitude to the games community and even some of its content creators.he treats anyone who doesnt suck his dick like shit. banning people, insulting them, etc etc. FOR FUCKS SAKE, THE ONLY REAL PLACE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THE GAME IS ON ITS SUBREDDIT. he has an incredibly passive aggressive attitude and he literally cannot take criticism, last I remember he would post negative reviews of the game from steam onto his discord and laugh at them. then, at the end of all this, he has the balls to act like he's tired and he wants to take a break. he hasn't done jack fucking shit for over a year and now that the game's getting shit on because this hyped up, absolute lie of a major update is almost nothing (as in the trailer for this update was literally just a lie, wonder whos idea it was), he conveniently wants to stop because he's tired.ironically, him taking a break will be good for the game because this egotistical shit isnt going to be attempting to ruin the games reputation at every corner.also, he refused to give a content creator early access to the update like other people and called him a "shitbird" because he made a video defending a dinosaur that the devs didnt like. that thing alone, calling someone who's made videos for years on your game a shitbird for disagreeing with him and then refusing to treat him like the content creators who dont say anything bad, is enough for him to be trash.
>>519581104True but fallen kingdom still made a billion dollars despite the glaring rotten tomato and audience reviews.
>>519565225Whoa, she's gorgeous.Speaking of, I've seen fossils where the bone has been replaced/became opals. Imagine if a whole Rex skeleton was opalized...
>>519542274nobody tell him.
Why is he runnin bros?
>>519581382Fallen Kingdom was marketed as "Jurassic Park explodes"
>>519556601>that stupid fucking smug smilefuck i hate this movie
>>519580463Not only that, Universal really timecrunched the game. It was a cash grab by Universal, not an actual designed and fleshed out game like Frontier wanted. There was no way in hell we were going to get JPOG 2 with Universal breathing down their necks.
I'm gonna say this again because we both know I'm rightDino Crisis remake should be made a la Resident Evil 6, dinosaurs are fast, Dino Crisis is literally called Gun Survivor in japan, this shit is meant to be ACTION all over the place, WE NEED TO SUPLEX DINOSAURS, all the crazy movement 6 had would fit perfectly with fast dinosaurs trying to chomp your ass. THE LAST JURASSIC WORLD MOVIE WILL BE THE FINAL CHANCE TO DO A GOOD DINOSAUR GAME. THE WORLD DESERVES DINO CRISIS AGAINFUCK
>>519542274>>519542696>>519552204 and you are the wrongest of the allTyrannosaurus is actually Tyrant Lizard, the Rex part is an add on meaning king and was never officially part of its name
>>519544520people give feathered dinos shit but I think they're way scarier
For me, it's raptors with tiger stripes
>>519581935Jurassic Park: Trespasser 2 is coming. Calling it now.
>>519545241I always liked the concept of this gameis it playable solo? should I give it a try?
>>519581885Man I hope the next game gets some decent dev time
>Indoraptor hatersLMAO UR JUST TSUNDERE, YOU WANT TO SEE THAT SMUG SMILE WHILE SHE'S RAPING YOU WITH HER PERFECT FIT CLOACA AND FUCKING YOU WITH HER TAIL.
>>519581935Imagine this fucking scene remade with current engineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9I-X_5JtiY
>>519582171the indoraptor was MALE YOU FUCKED HIS GENITAL SLITYOU'RE FUCKING GAY DUDE
>>519582214this looks mildly entertaining
>>519578702Lmao it's just a deformed owl
>>519582301It's not gay if she wears a skirt, loser.
>>519582340mite b cool
>>519546551>Feathered dinosaurs arent scar-
>>519582214>superpowered alien monster with a dinosaur shapeI don't give a shit
>>519546339It would just run away from youHe's more scared of you than you are of him
>>519582171p sure indoraptor is male and indorex is femaledoesnt matter with cloaca though
>>519582645A trexs stumps typed this
>>519546679>he gets to fuck this qt all the timeLucky man
>>519537020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxNqTCeWv4UWith a cute neanderthals girls.
All the new dino games have some kind of twist to them i just want something like dino crisis>survival horror>end up on an island resort full of dinosaurs>man map is the resort>secondary map is the island jungle>final map is the secret research facility.
>>519539920man, you know what, raptors were fucking stupid. they have eyes on the sides of their head. how can you hunt down prey with that
>>519582908You basically just described Trespasser anon
>>519583130Well another game like that wouldnt hurt??
>>519583189Just go and play Trespasser and thank me later. It's what you want, but the health bar is titties.
Anyone else find dragons utterly boring but never get tired of dinos?
>>519569615>raptors absolutely sperg out and somehow demolish a giant electrified concrete and steel barrier that could probably stop a tank dead in its tracksI never understood why a dinosaur zoo would be so much more impossibly dangerous than a normal zoo. it'd be almost identical to a normal zoo irl. it was fine for the first film because the disaster was mostly precipitated by corporate espionage, but to keep retelling the same story just highlights how stupid it is.
>>519546961>that awesome fucking chicken-roar just before it rips that little mouse to shredsdamn that chicken is fuckin badass dude
>>519582156Make sure you customize the settings for the world, like breeding and taming time, exp gain, and whatever else you want, practically. If I ever do play again, it's what I'll be doing.Used to play in a PvE server, but it was a bit crowded, and all the good spots were taken.
>>519583384You should really read the book. The original park had serious issues before Nedry even set foot on the island. Spoilers and I cbf tagging it: The major issue was that they were keeping things contained that no one had ever studied before. It's not like a regular zoo where the animals had been studied for years and decades so their habits and behaviors were known. Every single thing was unpredictable because they were cooking up new animals from scratch. The whole plot is the essence of unpredictability in chaotic systems which is what the original park was.
>>519583634so basically and unironically; life, uh, finds a way?
Whatever happened to Saurian?
>>519583634that makes some sense. I never read any Michael Crichton but I've heard he cared about the science in his science fiction. the movies were fucking dumb after the original though.
>>519583936Sort of. It's really an ode to Chaos theory, i.e. the idea that a small change can have major unintended consequences due to the nature of certain systems.>>519584120TLW is actually my favorite movie of them all, but that's more for nostalgia reasons I won't get into. You should at least read the original Jurassic Park. Crichton does tend to sock puppet Malcolm to preach a bit, but it's a very good book. Very different from the movie.
>>519583634I can go with that excuse if they still used common sense regarding security.Like not using service door a large dino can go through.
>>519574843Hey man I can see you didnt like that game but plz don't shit on it I am so nostalgic for that game, man, you have no clue how hype I was to play that game back then as a kid. It wasn't shitty, just evolved the series in a different and arguably wrong direction.
>>519583384>>519583634>>519583936>>519584120>>519584224Here's a quote example from Ray Arnold (Samuel L Jackson in the movie. Didn't really do the character justice honestly)>“Yes, it is. You’re just not here to see it,” Arnold said. “The tyrannosaurs drink the lagoon water and sometimes get sick; we aren’t sure why. The triceratops females kill each other in fights for dominance and have to be separated into groups smaller than six. We don’t know why. The stegosaurs frequently get blisters on their tongues and diarrhea, for reasons no one yet understands, even though we’ve lost two. Hypsilophodonts get skin rashes. And the velociraptors—”>>519584284Where does that occur?
>>519584042But why? What are they doing?
>>519584483They are having fun.
>>519584096https://sauriangame.squarespace.com/blog/2020/5/12/saurian-devlog-95>I need to start this off with the announcement that after today we will be suspending DevLogs until the patch is out.>Many of you will have noticed that our recent output has been on the lighter side, and this is for an obvious reason: with the patch so close to being completed, all our effort is being put into bug fixing and other preparation for release, as opposed to producing new content that is fun to show off. It also means that in recent weeks trying to prepare something for the DevLog have become a burden on our team, especially our programmers, that distracts them from their work on the patch for diminishing returns. Look like it's still going.Might actually buy into it if I lose patience with the Isle and they show a gameplay video with something I consider interesting, like say having your own AI herd.
how do you make out with a bird/dinosaur?
>>519584448Sorry I jumped on that because of the Indominus escapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4iivJDAoNwFor their defense, it's some dumb fuck panicking.
>>519584805Extreme french kissing.
>>519585039Idk, it kind of makes sense as you need a way to move it out of the paddock to the eventual visitor enclosure, but yeah, the movies after TLW don't really do the JP book universe justice. I honestly feel that JP and TLW would be better off as individual mini-series rather than what Spielberg turned them into.
>>519585039yeah that's retarded. in those movies dinosaurs are basically dragons, complete with super strength and permanent aggression towards humans.
>>519585306Look it up Anon, it's peak dino-makeout performance.Trust is also a key factor, we won't bite, we promise~
>>519585441>weshow cloaca or gtfo
>>519585417I backed a Dragon game recently.Not hoping much, it's more for the spirit behind.
>>519585651>Dragon gamesThey're in an even worse state than dinosaur games.
>>519546679>Capeshit non-actor is based.This is why we can't have nice things.
>>519585754god I wish that were me
>>519585843I know.Is there even another one than Day of the Dragon? (and those in known franchise)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUew-wBBwp8Still hoping.
>>519586410id fug that wyvern
>>519552918What game is this?