>GoblinsVirgin detected>Poopy mouthGrow the fuck up>No personalityLiterally the most-developed character in the game>Ada is betterCame out of a Bond girl generator>Autistic screechingClaire is the best girl. Beautiful, wholesome, caring, rides a Harley and CUTE.Pure wife material as opposed to that hit-it and quit-it chink. Also, tank top Claire is pure sex.
>>450584081I obviously meant Goblina
im more of a sherry guy myself
>>450584081Yeah i get it. She's really cool.
>being an autistic waifufag is okay if my waifu is ugly
>>450584437I mean, she was my first ever real vidya crush and her doujins my first fap but i was like 10 years old anon. Maybe you should grow up.
>>450584798how do you standardize worship?that's a question that predates 4chan.
>>450584081t. Chris Redfield
>>450584081i'm into bigger girls myself
>>450584081For me it’s jill, but I respect claire friends as well
LEON, I BEG YOU - PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER. DOES OUR FRIENDSHIP MEAN NOTHING TO YOU???
>>450585102>Ada gets fucking dunked on>Claire doesn't and actually saves someone's ass rather than be saved>one of these people is even a Merc and the other is a teenage girlwoah anon such strong
I like the ugly girl that anons bully therefore I am special
>>450584081>being attracted to virtual charactersVirgin incel detected.
Why is Claire so obsessed with anal? Does it feel good?
>>450585425fuuuuuuugI'm turning into a scatfag
>>450585241I call a cute video game character ugly therefore I am special
>>450584081>Virgin detectedMarried fem-Anon here, she's uncanny as hell.>endless F-bombing is "mature"underaged teenager detected.Leon was cute because he avoided cursing up until the very end of the game. THAT is subtle character development.>Literally the most-developed character in the gameNuh-uh. She's a prime example of "need to man!" princess initially masquerading as "girl nextdoor". And neither work in her case.>Came out of a Bond girl generatorWhat's that even supposed to mean? But yeah, Ada's better, and it is bizarre how every other character's previous version is "too anime" for nu-/v/, while literal AZN walking in heels, in sewers, wielding Batman gadgets, is totally OK.Claire USED TO BE the best. This imposter is just annoying pissie. They also ruined her classic suit, like what kind of a "biker" does not wear gloves now?
>>450585102Based and yellowpilled just like Leon, never ever Claire cucks. They'll still get separated and he'll end up chasing after Ada again and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>450585950 Claire is a teenager
>>450585950T I T SI TS
>>450585950>Married fem-Anon hereshow tits or go away you know the deal
>>450585980Why did you post drunken leon like that was a good thing
Whats wrong redditor claire-shills, did a woman being dabbed on by the chad Leon make you angry that the tables have been turned for once? This is your eighth thread today.
>>450585950It's like jills face. They can't just not fuck things up when they try to fix it. Its either animesque or weirdly deformed.
>>450586314Because no way fag
>>450585154Why IS Chris in REmake2's files? its re7 model no less. Leftover assets?
>>450585950>Married fem-Anon here, she's uncanny as hell.Ok so your just a jealous female? got it.
Adafags are getting so mad and desperate these days, that CANON LeonxClaire ending destroyed their brains.
>>450586350They're desperate for the ship to happen so they're waifu doesn't end up a cuckquean again.
>>450586087While kinda true, she was 19yo college student in 1998. AKA, not a kid anymore. She was in her early 20s during VC, and in early 30s in the latest games and films.Pic related was the best version of Claire. No idea why they couldn't just copy this and get it over with.>>450586463DLC characters.
>>450586350>redditor claire shillslmao what even is that? How is that shilling?
>450586512lmao says the desperate Adafag seething by Claire and Leon being canon now.
>>450584081go away chris
>>450586491>implyingThey'll have it so there'll be hints of it, only for the government to cuck Claire and take Sherry and Leon away anyway and Leon goes back to running after the chink again. It's not gonna happen anon. They'll just make it where she's unironically going to get cucked and she won't be there for some reason instead of Leon telling her to fuck off.
>>450586635>being canonWhy? Because she hit on twice? It's not going to happen, or if it does Ada coming back will fuck things up for them when he goes running after her yet again.
>>450585950Here is all we know about Claire just from the game:>Can be perceived by others to me prone to trouble, though she doesn't see it>Her parents died when she was young and it's always been her and her brother>Has a strong moral code, as evidenced how she keeps trying to help others over herself even though she has no reason or duty to>Strong maternal instincts despite just being a young college girlThis is just off the top of my head. Fuck, Marvin has more characterization than Leon and Ada combined
>>450584081>being a Clairefag>being an AdafagBest RE2 girl is Misty!
>>450587445Based and redpilled
>>450584985Claire model swap so she stalks Leon through the station when?
>>450587000And all that's ruined by nu-Claire's childish and embarrassing attempt to hide behind her brother's fame when SHTF. It's amazing that nu-Irons did not blow her brains out the moment he got Sherry.Also, everything you listed was apparent even in the OG game, though she was even more motherly and calm in many ways.Leon's BG ain't much less obvious either. He's clearly a well behaved christian, who performed excellently in his studies and was a top candidate in the cop academy. Literal hero of justice, though extremely naive at first, ready to help and wants to think good of all people.
>>450585950Let X or a Cerberus get too close and Leon will scream 'FUCK OFF!' like a little girl
god damn, I hate nostalgiafag contrarian boomers
>>450584081This post is the epithome of cringe. Imagine this subhuman incel wasting oxygen somewhere on earth.
>>450588049god damn, I hate casualfag shilling zoomers.
>>450584081TICK TOCK CLAIREFAGS
>c...casuals!!Tank controls doesn't make you a hardcorezzz gamerzzz
>>450584081>Virgin detectedI speak normie. Here, let me translate:>"You should lower your standards like me. I love my 3/10 girlfriend. Sure, she's 100lbs overweight, and sure she buzzed the sides of her head, and sure she colored her hair an obnoxious pink, and sure she wears high waisted pants in order to hide her gut, but she's still beautiful! You just don't know what real women look like."
>normieget the fuck out, and go back to R*ddit, normalfaggot
They're both great. What is wrong with you that causes you to get jealous for a fictional character?
>>450584081indeed. best part is ada is always cucking leon with wesker or whoever but like a retard he ignores best girl and continues to lust after ching chong bing bong
>>450588285When RE3 is inevitably remade, it will erase this from canon.
>>450584081She's not real, dude.
>>450587445based and deadpilled
>>450586515? what's this from? i know it's not an in game model or cutscene render. capcom doesn't allow claire to look like a normal human being anymore
>>450589120Umbrella chronicles, i think.Claire was fine as fuck in the first cgi resident evil movie too, degeneration(?)
>>450588830Kek, no way.
I want crows back ;_;
>>450585950Tits of gtfo
>>450589305Darkside Chronicles, but yeah. Those weird wii shooters.
>>450584081incels are funnyimagine if you spent this much effort trying to better yourself instead of defend some literal who 3d model
How embarrassed should Claire be her daughter found a man before she did?
>>450589418And spiders.The game needs more poison enemies.
>>450589120It's from the Chronicles games.Even the UE-modders used those models for their mods.>>450589514they're also on PS3.
Sorry ladies, but Leon is taken by a younger woman.
>>450585102That's not what happened
>>450589772They throw blue herbs at you like crazy and I've ever needed to use one once in all my playthroughs.
I've lived in burgerstan my whole life so Fentanyl Americans are all I know.
>>450584081>>Poopy mouth>Grow the fuck upACTUALLY she talks like trailer trash and yeah that does make her a lot less desirable as a character. Excessive cursing is literal gutter trash material.
>>450589772This.They could've made spiders into non-blind Lickers with ranged attacks + slowing down / full stop web traps.
>>450588285Tick tock, Adafags.
>claireposting is basically noncanon shitposting >still works adafags into a frothy rageGets me every time
>>450590017Well of course. It completely replaced the original in the continuity of the series.
>>450586515>during VCDuring what?>Chronicles claire is bes-All opinions discarded. Outed yourself.
>>450585425Yes, it feels good. Also, every girl should be obsessed with anal too. Claire just knows what she likes.
>>450589305>Claire was fine as fuck in the first cgi resident evil movie tooNo
>>450589937And? They easily could have made Spiders a huge threat in this game had they included them. Making blue herbs much more useful. >>450590004This
>arguing over fake womenOh man, maybe I am too old for this place.
>>450589605I've accomplished all I'll ever need to, which gives me ample time to shit post on my time off.
>>450589816Terrible redesign on rails fags need to fuck off with this sticc shit
>>450590359Not only that.
>>450589937Blue herbs have other uses.
>>450589990https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientistsSorry she's smarter than you.
>>450590585Dude I was fucking agreeing with you by saying the blue herbs were useless, which would very obviously imply that the game needed more venomous enemies.
>>450586463>its re7 model no lessWasn't that surprisingly not the case? It was a whole new model, but I could be misremembering.
>>450590646That's an embarrassing sentence to have to read.
>>450590476>During what?Meant Code Veronica.>all opinions discardedYou gay son? Try to say to me with a straight face that >>450589816 looks worse than the la creatura we got now. Not to mention what a potty mouth nu-Cleir is... yikes.>>450590561Uh, yeah? She's top cute.
>>450590830No, it's the same thing alright. It was just never FULLY available in RE7, as his head was missing in the in-game version, while the final FMV was a pre-rendered video.
>>450584081Do you not notice that it is a 15 year olds face stretched over an older womans mocap?
>>450590626Or too new
>>450587984I've never had that happen to me even with X right beside me multiple times. He'll occasionally go "son of a bitch" and that's about it. Other then that only other time I recall was him saying "Is this a fucking joke?" when X shows up as he tries to escape the facility.
>>450591065I'd rather be too anything than the kind of guy who argues over 3d women. Have a good thread, fellas.
>>450590896>meant code VeronicaStill 19>you saying nu-Claire is better?1000%. Nu-Claire is the most Claire she has been since literally 1999. nu-Claire perfectly captures who she was.
>>450588830They'll still get separated anon, it just won't be Leon telling her to piss off.
>>450591162And nothing of value was lost.
>>450587984Likewise, if Claire gets cornered she screams "STAY BACK" in a really terrified way
This is an actually online ad I got for RE2. Notice the other character with Leon. Claire is so ugly, they don't even put her in the online ads.
>>450591032Yes every time i play REmake
>>450588806>ignores best girl >Claire>best girl
>>450591130This. The most I got during the gameplay was stuff like "Stay back!!" an shit. The first and last f-bomb felt so satisfying and justified. Our good boy Leon just kept asking for guidance from the above before that.>>450591172>Still 19CV starts 3 months after RE2, meaning it's already 1999
>>450590646That is the most depressing thing I've read here in a while
Harley Davidsons are a shit motorcycle. Overpriced and shit. Thus Claire is the worst girl with the worst taste.
>>450589910>submissionOnly cucks win by that, so it's fitting.
>>450590215>clairecucks are now falseflagging
Seething Adafags, chink fever is a problem
>>450591380Or it's December 1998 you fucking tool. Also STILL not a reason Claire is 20. She could literally now be exactly 19 years old and 3 MONTHS. Shes 19 in CV. Play the fucking games.
>>450591257because it's targeted at you, you dumb weeb
>>450592151Where's the Claire and Sherry ad then? Oh wait, there isn't one!
>>450591394Why is that depressing? I work a Civil Service job with a guaranteed pension , where I can retire fully at 50% at the age of 41. My OT is pensionable and is based on your highest-earning five year block. Technically, I already satisfied it and can retire making over 75k for the rest of my life with free medical. Have two kids, a house and a vacation condo and travel a lot. Very depressing indeed.
>>450585950>Married fem-Anon here,what the fuck has that got to do with anything you attention whoring cuntgo drown you face in cheap mine
>>450592385>what the fuck has that got to do with anythingDid you even read the OP post?Sorry, rhetorical question.
>>450591394>All this while shitposting on 4chanKeep telling yourself that
>>450592661It literally has nothing to do with it. No shit is given that you're a female.
>>450587729Cant be done because denuvo.
>>450592995>It literally has nothing to do with it.>"Virgin detected"uh huh?Maybe you need to go Google that term.
>>450584081She's not real you fucking idiot. And her real life model looks retarded.
>>450593054>Cant be done because denuvo.That so?
>>450593161I mean the fact that you're a female. You obviously just want all the attention. Seeing how many people responded "tits or GTFO," you seem to have gotten your wish.
>>450593404What ever you say.Obviously true incels get too distracted by hints of gender to even formulate any sort of arguments. Or even stay on topic for that matter.
>>450593270>Jordan looks retardedhol up
>>450593698How big is she? Looks at least 6 feet tall.
>>450594124Probably, she has long limbs. why?
>>450590708Ghost survivor dlc for this based truck driver when
>>450584081i'm not fucking your sister chris, it's time to stop
>>450584985I want to be pinned against the wall by this BEEG girl
>>450594292What? No not at all, i would be well up for dating a pretty and tall girl. 6ft is all right. Especially if she looked like Jordan.
>>450594292>adafags are manletskek
>>450593380Cracks don't remove denuvo, they just bypass it.
>>450594446Well I'm a 5'8 manlet here.
>>450590004THAT HIP TO WAIST RATIO HOLY FUCK
I thought it was really weird of them to cast Elizabeth Debicki as Sherry.
>>450594530Most of them remove it.In RE2 it was removed.
>>450594552Oh rite. Well im 6ft 2 myself. I would be hyped to date a tall girl myself, and i have a friend who is short that has never let it stop him for sleeping with countless beautiful women but he is aesthetic as fuck so thats probably why.
>>450594124>>450594267height: 5'11"/180bust: 30"/76waist: 24.5"/62hips: 33"/84shoe: 9US/40EU/6.5UKshe's as tall as canon Leon
>>4505941245'11, which is too much for a woman. Nothing less feminine than a lanklet woman.
>>450586515>Chronicles shitterKill yourself
>>450594749>picTop ten anime betrayals
>>450594292Cuck. I'm a adafag but even I think she's qt. too bad they fucked up her face in game.
This is my wife, she was made for me.
>>450594970no one else wants her lol
>>450590658but how does this fit in with the rebuilds? the manga?
CLAIRE IS PERFECT
>>450594897>your waifu is taller than you
>>450595405dude if you want to fuck a woman just go out and find one it's not hard
>>450595137Think of it like a Marvel reboot. Technically this isn't a full reboot though consider it more of a "soft" reboot. Some things will be changed, some retcon out of existence and others not touched.
>>450594905You're mad. I would eat her asshole for hours if she asked me to and i hate that degenerate millenial stuff but id fucking do it.
>>450592314If they were targeting weebs Sherry would be the only one in it you know.
>>450595542This is horrifying.
>>450594905Imagine being this much of a raging faggot. Truly a sobering thought.
reminder that leon TOOK A BULLET for adaclaire is an afterthought
tall women are hot
>>450595542What do you mean? She took a bullet for Ada, what a nice girl. Cute too!
>>450585425It feels like having a dick in your ass
>>450585425WHY CANT ANYONE POST THE SOURCE OF THIS CLIP????
>>450595896Whoops, meant for >>450595737>>450595826
>>450586418I don't think nwf eill ever get old. Also based and wongpilled
>most of /v/ are adafagswhat went wrong?
>>450587445Finally, someone speaking actual sense.
>>450595842not really an argument to be fair, Leon is such a goody two shoes hero that he'd take a bullet for anyone, especially a girl
>>450589761>it's best boy's seedShe should be doubly ashamed, because she had a chance to fug wesker and her dimwit of a brother blew it. Imagine her son by wesker gettting a stiffy for her adipted daughter. Hot
>>450596285They fucking RUINED her in the remake!FUCK!!
For some reason Sherry floats with the shotgun out. What a talented young girl.
>>450595772>likes masculine traits in women>calls other people faggots
>>450596437OLD GOODNEW BAD
Is Claire's roommate right?
>>450596174>https://webmshare.com/djamrwell thats a good start anon but you cant see her face in that one
>>450596681Damn right new is bad.
>>450595542What the fuck?
>>450596852Wait the fuck? Where was this?
>>450596852>hot, young college student brings a pistol to defend herself from perverts and assholes>doesn't end up as gas station zombie chowHer roommate was right on the money desu
>>450584081lol, fag!>>450584437Hi, Jack!
>>450596852She’s right, that’s why I’ll travel with my wife to protect her!
>>450598165But she's my wife
>>450598554shut the fuck up Leon and get raped more by that disgusting ladyboy in the red dress again
>roasties eternally upset about superior asian womenthis will never not be funny
>>450591521>tapped 3 times
>Claire is ugl-
>>450601402GME CLAIRE GF-WOFE RIGHT NOW
>>450594897She's actually taller than canon Leon. Leon's 5'10''.
>>450587445I completely agree.
Has someone made a Claire edit out of this image yet
I'LL DO IT LEON. I'LL KILL HER! YOU CAN SAVE HER, JUST CUM INSIDE MY SISTER
>>450602582If I knew how to search twitter history, I would
>>450589210Kek, that was great.
>>450584081>>virginRetard>>Grow the fuck upShe's an ugly goblina, deal with it.>>Literally the most developed character in the gameAda is top-tier waifu material, fuck your stupid "muh well-developed character" bullshit.>>Came out of a Bond girl generatorlol you really do like sucking on dicks don't you, you homonigger?>>Claire is the best girlloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolno
>>450596852Where does it say that she is Claire's roommate? It just says that it's from her best friend
Does your timer reset if you reload an old save?
>>450584081Chris please, getting a 4chan Gold Account so you can endlessly post pictures of your fugly sister on here is beyond desperate.
>>450600027Did you mean Claire has worse weapons? If so then I disagree grenade launcher a best
>>450602362She’s the perfect womanObviously fertile and meant to be a mother
>>450597768You never find it. Cause it's actually in your file inventory from the very start of the game! It's filed under Misc. Both Leon and Claire have a unique personalised letter.
>>450596852I remember reading this but I can't remember Leon's.....post it
>>450584081Claire has a really goofy face.
nuClaire is SHIT
>>450604294To be fair nu-C is a better representation of a small town female hick
>>450604294based and truthpilledneo-claire looks like pig fugly 3/10 heroin junkie slavshit whore with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>450604101Leon gets this>9/18/1998>Orientation Letter>Officer Leon S. Kennedy,>On behalf of the R.P.D., congratulations on completing your training. Your especially high marks are to be commended, and we couldn't be prouder to have you as a member of our force.>Please report for orientation at the Raccoon City police station on Friday, Sept. 25th at 8 am.>We look forward to serving with you.>Raccoon City Police Chief>Brian Irons
>>450585980DANTE, IS THAT YOU?WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO DARKANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU NEED TO FUCK PATTY DANTEPLEASE, THE SPARDA BLOODLINE CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS PLEASE THINK OF FATHER'S LEGACYFOR GOD SAKE, TAKE WHAT IS YOURS
>all these nu-fags shitting on the most beautiful ClaireDisgusting.
>>450603147>>450604634samefag retard chink-lover
Reminder that Claire is a screamer.https://twitter.com/JoshTheMedic/status/1092408572875628544
>>450594897>>450594905>5'11 tall femaleYucky, Claire is definitely not best girl. How tall was Voth?
>>450603257if you're going for the best possible time then never select continue if you diealways quit to the main menu and reload your save
>>450584659>imagine the smell
>>450604928>chink-lovernow you have went full retard Neo Shitcom $hill. go fuck your anorexic heroin slavshit junkie
>>450604943Why does she swear so much
>>450586463EX Battle Mode DLC.
Claire can't compete with zombies, let alone a goddess like Ada.
>>450605225Tourettes syndrome coupled with autism.
>>450605220you type like an underage faggot
>>450604943claire is some kind of wonderful
>>450601402Why do women on social media keep doing that sticking the tongue out face for?
>>450605548The same reason why girls dress like whores while pretending to play games on Twitch.
I can't wait for remake wesker capcom is just sitting on a gold mine
>>450584081So is nuClaire more popular than Old Claire now, despite being far less attractive? Is it because her goblin traits make her 'cute'?
>>450584081I never particularly liked claire as a female protag as far as the resident evil series is concerned. She was easily the worst girl imo but after playing through the remake with her and getting s+ with her she really grew on me desu.
>>450605885>despite being far less attractive?
>>450593054what are you talking about? there's already dozen of model swaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pmx3u1Q8Q
>>450602582Why is it okay for people to mock and be rude about asians? Notice no one tries to POC them? Imagine if that "self respect" generalisation was aimed at blacks or muslims
>>450606150Nice job proving his point I guess.
>>450606150is this a mod to change her hair color/remove the bandana? If so where can I get it?
>>450606231Because it's not okay to protect a minority that can handle themselves.Millennials are so incompetent at everything that they think any person that actually gets by in life must be cheating.
>>450604856>posts sticc worst action shit redesignAre you mentally ill? Do you not see you hypocricy? Chronicles claire is the WORST claire
>>450606259so are you blind or just gay?
>>450601402CUTE BALD CUNNY
>>450585950You know the rules, roastie
>>450605225I would in that situation at 19. /v/ needs to fuck off with this pretend world they invision where people say "darn" and "damn" instead of SHIT when the situation really is SHIT
>>450606581>preferring a hot woman over an 'ugly cute' girl>blind or gay
>>450605810He can't become even more of a memehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8uG7wQGVXA
>>450604648Kind of underwhelming desu, especially since it comes from Irons himself. Doesn't even hold up when compared to the letter Claire gets
Ada is better
>So, uhh, after you take me back to my place...how about we do some, uhh, overtime…Heh. Sorry…>Somehow I knew you'd say that, but it doesn't hurt bad, you know?Yeah, what I mean to say is I'm married. >Oh! I just assumed...I'm sorry…It's okay. Her name's Claire. We're expecting our eighth kid soon. Sounds cheesy, but she's the love of my life.>Wow. But then who was that other woman?Why do you ask?>Come on, tell me!She's just a backstabbing chink. Let's leave it at that...
>>450606438No son, (You) are just gay AF .
>>450606915>Heh. Sorry…>not NWFcommon anon. If you're gonna shitpost at least get it together.
>>450604856>>450606767That's nostalgia talking. Claire was never very hot until now
>>450607324>until nowYou haven't even played any other RE game, kid.Goblina Claire is ugly and ANNOYING as fuck. I wish Irons would'be shot her on the sight and got it over with.
>>450604856>>450606438Ain't nothing wrong with sticc
>>450607324Code Veronica Claire was literal perfection bruv
>>450606872One is an orientation letter from a boss he doesn't really know yet, the other is from a concerned best friend.Of course, Claire's is going to be better.
>>450607324>until nowIt's not nostalgia, it's having taste.
Clair does curse to much
>>450606915>Somehow I knew you were going to say that, but it doesn't hurt to ask, you know.At least use the actual line here.
>20+ years later and Capcom still can't do her original design justiceI thought japs and especially Capcom made beautiful vidya women, what went wrong?How will they fuck up Jill's god-tier look in RE3 remake?
>>450605548duckface made you picture a blowjob. This is like the face a girl makes before you nut in her face.
>>450607683You are correct, but they could've given Leon a bit more. Claire's letter is almost three times as long as Leon's, so a few more lines would've been nice.
>>450607324Lol deluded newfag
>>450607069>G-GAYanon chronicles IS trash
>L-Leon? What are you doing here?I've come here for you, Claire.>What do you mean?It took twenty years to realize that what I've always wanted - needed - was right there in front of me.>I...I d...don't understandI'm saying that I...Claire I love you.>GaspI know I made you wait for so long. I know that, and I'm so, so sorry...>Leon...I don't know. I was really hurt. You told me...told me that we would meet again some place normal. I waited and I waited. I got a puppy and a parrot. I wrote you hand...I got your letters and I read every one. Claire, I can never tell you how sorry I am. All I can do is spend the rest of my life making up for it. I love you. You are the love of my life.>Leon...is this a dream?I'm real, and this time I'll never leave again. >Oh Leon, I love you too…
>>450608123>duckfaceI hate that just as much as this current sticking your tongue out shit.
>>450608397How can anyone hate such a wholesome ship
>Leon,>I never thought there could ever be any man good enough for my sister. I guess you could call me a little overprotective. Ha ha. >But, as I stand here right now, I can proudly say there is no man I'd rather see Claire share her life with.>I have never seen Claire so happy, and I only see her happier every day, and I know it's because she has you. >Leon, since the day we met, I thought of you as a brother. The only difference is that now it's official. >So let's raise a glass for the two most-important people in my life, and to the most-perfect couple I have ever seen. Leon and Claire, to a lifetime of love, laughter and happiness.
wait, hold up. does new claire really curse a lot? the profuse cursing from moira ruined rev2. were they edited from nip audio to make it more "sassy" for the NA/EU english version?
>>450607489Look at her. Just inferior in every way. Claire wasn't just "a babe" in CV she was fucking cool. She was the first down to earth girl next door video game character where i as a boy thought "girls can be fucking cool actually."
>>450607530CV was, but chronicles shitters can fuck off.
>>450596852>Claire wrote this herselfShe was losing it even back then
>>450584081yano u she's not real?
>>450584081Shut up Chris.
>>450609132Well of course
>>450607489>that>sticku wot?Her ass literally causes NBC threats!
>>450609009>Claire wasn't just "a babe" in CV she was fucking coollet me guess, you played it when you were an easily impressed 9 year old? I played it when I was 13 as a HUGE fan of RE1 - RE3 and even at that age it was plainly obvious how cheesy and un-cool the game was. The way they tried to copy The Matrix was just shameless
>>450604947Claire's body isn't Jordan's. Claire is smaller and thicc, Jordan a sticc
>>450585425Anal feels like a poop that goes in and comes out over and over. That feeling of having someone cum in your butt is great though.
thats a terrible pic to use as OP. she doesnt look anything like that
>>450595542Swap Sherry with Claire
>>450609765She looks like a generic GenZ Hollywood blockbuster female main character:baby faced, weak and emotional as fuck.
>>450608432They're not doing it for you. They're doing it for those of us with a sex drive. A choker makes you picture choking a bitch. Twerking makes you picture doggy.
>>450609980Weak? Unlike Leon who gets forced to fight G's third form, she jumps down and takes it on willingly.
original claire was best girlthis version is inferior but still gud
>>450610179And it does not fit her character, looks or even the story, at all.Literally the most shoehorned "so strong gurl, I need no man! Except when fat cop points gun at me. :^)" -scene in the game.
>>450594905Our sons will be giants
>fuck ada and fuck gooks
>>450608113>calls herself Kennedygold
>>4505949055'11 to me is like 5'4 for the average guy.
>>450610409And she curses him out WHILE a gun is pointed at her head. So what, she mentions her brother? She was literally tied up.
>>450610409She's a Redfield, it's in her genes
>>450609538Nope. I was about 12 myself, the whole game was cheese but aesthetically Claire was a cool chick. She seemed kind of wild. I was 9 for RE2.
>>450610409She also had Sherry right next to her, and the motherfucker had a loaded python aimed at her from a distance. In a word, she was fuck if she didn't comply yet still told him to get fucked.You're making up reasons to be upset.
>>450610409If you dont think Claire is the tightest shit after dealing with that GUN IN HER FACE then gtfo
>>450611130>>450611345Sorry, she's the most pathetic try-hard feminist shit I've ever seen in RE.Also ugly as fuck.
>>450608397Literally the best couple since Jill & Chris
Leon needs a real woman who loves him and isn't afraid to show her love
>>450610409her brother punched a rock out of the wayautism is in their bloodline
>>450611764>ugly as fuckdo you hate attractive women because you can't get any pussy or something?
>>450612682Not him but there's a reason she became known as a goblina while Ada did not.
LEON PLEASE!! SHE'S LITERALLY FLOODING THE HOUSE AT THE THOUGHT OF HAVING YOUR BABIES!!
>>450612382She's a TERF.
>>450612816the actress and in-game model is fine, I would enjoy fucking the real life counter part
>>450612893Actually, unironically, delete this.
>GoblinsCHAD alert>Poopy mouthLive a little. Haha>No personalityLiterally the most boring cunts in gaming if not ever>Ada is betterYellow women good. Always baby>Autistic screechingI am OP. I gay. I suck cock
>>450584081great job OP
>>450612496>doesn't blueball or play hard to get>isn't coy about her needs>assertiveBased misty-chan, showing caire and ada how its done.
Somebody post it
>>450613835You forgot that she is thicc and made for Leon's penis.
>>450614053Kamiya would think Annette is the best RE2 girl.Because MOMMY
>>450596174lmao wtf why is his dick yellow is it a "jordan being RICED" reference?
>>450589210mane I wanna be the fly in that bedroom's wall
>>450614653>almost has a stroke trying to do a """""""seductive"""""" winkOh ho ho ho nooooo
>>450608397Pure, cute and wholesome>>450612192Logical conclusion to RE is Chris/Jill/Leon/Claire as one big family
>>450606231Asians do well for themselves. It has nothing to do with White supremacy or any of that crap. Some races just do better than others.
>>450615085that's why it's hot in the first place
>>450615972no, effortlessly exuding sex appeal is what's hot.
>>450615085it makes her very girl-next-door
>>450584081>play Claire firstLike her a lot because she has a good heart, deals with stress reasonably well, goes out of her way to try and help people in need, and because she's cute and attractive in a very down to earth manner.>play as Leon afterwards, Ada shows upImmediately forget about Claire, because badass gorgeous woman is simply hot af, even if there's no depth to her character.I feel bad for liking Ada because Claire is a better character and person, and I understand why "nice girls" get so mad about hot thots. It's not fair, but it's also just the way it is.
REmake 2 Claire is the most beautiful woman ive ever seen! EVER SEEN!!!
>>450616541>ada will NEVER look at you like that
>>450616482How is Ada badass? She literally needed a man's help. Fuck, she even asked to herself where Leon was. Just because she wears a dress and uses some Batman go doesn't make her a badass. She becomes a damsel in distress within ten minutes of playing as her. Useless cunt.
>>450585950You're not a woman. Why do you lie about somehing so pointless?
Leon is coolClaire is cute and also pretty cool
>>450584081shut up chris
>>450616967yes Chris she's...cool.
>>450586418peak no way fag meme
>>450616482Problem is that "nice girls" are just fucking boring.
>>450607683Did Leon even have a life before the events of RE2?
>>450615668Wow holy edited video batman. Asain girl bumped into her she took it really personally then they both started talking shit like nigs.
>>450601402> -y cumdump. Not for fucking, but for cleaning up the love juices AdaXLeon leave behind.
>>450617772he had some dumbass girlfriend that broke up with him shortly before the events of the game, the imbecile
>>450618721fuck, why is leonxada so hot? I'm getting a stiffy just looking at them. Am I a cuck?
>>450618857That is according to the OG game. Unless it's brought up again, shit's no longer canon.
>>450614653Wow she is like the new Joosten.
>>450619245Read his bumper and look at his signature gun.
>>450605225Because she's in the middle of a zombie apocalypse with added big monsters chasing her down?
>>450617772All RE characters exist only to fight bioterrorism and have no lives outside of it.
>>450594897Im the same height. Fuck. Do I still pass for her?
>>450616035I think you could get any girl in such an uniform, if youre at least somewhat buff and a decent face
>>450586515>>450589816>>450589120>>450604856>>450607489>>450609528DSC best Claire.
>>450596681OLD BADNEW GOOD
>>450584081Her actress is wife materialIdk wtf they did to her face in game tho
>>450609752pooping feels amazing though
first time playing hardcore, already finished it both times on standard.I suppose I'll play some Code VeronicaX meanwhile
>>450620897This is objective fact no one disputes.
>>450621469Leon's wife is very cute
>>450621595shes cute, but remake 2 claire is still better
>>450621717POV: Ada’s, tied to a chair and gagged
>>450621717We need to send these to Jordan
>>450621717Even as a zombie, Leon's wife has still got it! Leon's friend Claire will get her happy ending in the future
Claire is very cute!
>>450619974At least Leon and Ada have a thing on the side going on not like it'd ever go anywhere. And Wesker had a son
>>450622876I can’t wait for the Leon exclusive dlc where she follows Leon and defends him from any and all threats!
>>450585425anal sex is pure degeneracy, take an in-depth college level anatomy class and never think about the anus sexually again
>>450616759Anons only know her from re4 onwards were she is basically a completely different character who gets more and more ridiculous with each game
>>450584081claire is SHITS H I T
>>450623853>She knocks him over and crawls over him>Leon is scared as hell and is afraid she'll bite into his flesh>She just kisses him and nibbles on his neckI want her to win!
Tfw Ada is not pooping into her high heels right now
>>450623421nice SMAA faggot
>>450621595Her DSC mods are cool too.
>>450587000>Fuck, Marvin has more characterization than Leon and Ada combined>Marvin;-;
Well, have you?
>>450627453Make it happen Capcom.
>>450627453based and undeadpilled
>>450584081>rides a HarleyThat's not a good thing. Harleys and motorbikes in general are for faggots having a mid-life crisis.
>>450628563Come on, Chris, use you imagination a little bit. Imagine me pinning down your sister to the floor and giving her the ride of her life, and spilling my superior aryan seed inside her. That's what you wanted all along, isn't it? Don't you want little Chris Weskers running around calling you uncle? Isn't that right, Chris?
>>450629298Alyson and Richard for the pairing. So ClairexWesker for the win.
>>450585425She doesn't like it, Leon just wouldn't do anything else with her cause he doesn't want to make her pregnant.
>>450628617Im not a bikerfag at all anon, but chill the fuck out. Claire is not a 60 year old retired accountant she's a 19 year old teen girl, it's pretty cool in that context.
Claire is not having a good time
>>450630581>ywn stick it in claire's pooperwhy even live?
>>450629298NO I DON'T WANT ANY BABIES WITH SUNGLASSES
Did someone said goblins?
>>450584985I wanna shoot her fedora off.
>>450631131what are you, a faggot? Plus it's either babies with sunglasses or another dozen of felines and an apartment smelling of cat piss. Your choice
>>450584081>Came out of a Bond girl generatorWhats the problem
>>450624134BasedIt's another degenerate fetish pushed by (((pornographers))) to spread disease and fuck up peoples sexual development.
>>450584985>>450632282Even the monster girls aren’t immune to Leon’s devilish good looks
Leon's wife is pregnant! Congratulate this couple!
>>450634567Dumb ass Leon should be carrying his pregnant wife!
>>450634567Misty is pregnant? Half zombie children will be odd.
>>450594684wanta ride anon?
past a certain age, a Claire without a family can be a bad thing
>>450612893God I love this board.
So, am I gay if I try to avoid women but enjoy the company of video game women?
I want Leon to hook up with the zombie woman in jail.
>>450636347Those people are actually NWFing into the sea
>>450634739He found her a place to sit. No problem.
>>450635049Little Chris Kennedy will be the world's finest zombie killing machine
Claire is absolute love
>>450584985GAH! AAAHH NOOOOOO! ADAAAAAAAAA HEEEELP! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
>>450616035>Leon will never express his desire to protect me
>>450637774I love those puffy cheeks.
>>450633185>>450624134>giving a shit about what's "degenerate" or notabsolute autism
>>450584985What has the virus done to our beloved Claire Redfield?
>>450634567Congratulations! Please don't get killed in Spain six years from now, Leon
>>450584081>Came out of a Bond girl generatorand how is this a negative.femme fatalesare pleb/beta filter.Besides Claire is so desperate she is already in Leon's pocket, why waste time catching what you already got is what i say.
>>450585232hey remember all the times Ada saved Leon.And remember all the times Claire saved Leon.
>>450639567>Chris and Sheva just blew up Wesker in the volcano and are going home in the helicopter>"So Chris, what are you going to do when you get home?">Chris sits back and reflects, then answers>"Remember the Kennedy Report? The guy who filed that....he's my brother-in-law. He and my sister are expecting another kid pretty soon.......so I think I'll just be an uncle for a while.">Takes out a photo from his shirt pocket as we hear Chris' internal monologue>"More and more I find myself wondering if it's all worth fighting for.....">Photo is of Leon, a pregnant Claire and their 8 kids+Sherry all smiling, all hugging Uncle Chris>Chris smiles knowingly to himself>".....Yeah, it's worth it."
>>450638037>breaks Ada’s legs but leaves her alive to watch>uses her dick sucking lips to bring Leon to climax in record time>takes Leon right there in front of Ada>after hours of it, Leon is willingly thrusting into her and clutching onto her big fat ass for dear life, unable to live without Mrs. X Kennedy
>>450625062>SMAAwhat AA should I use? I have image quality set to 150% but it's still jaggy
>>450586463Probably used Chris’s model for tests. Lots of sequels would just re-use old character models for the very early stages of game development, and since REmake 2 is using the same RE engine, why not use a model that’s been already been used and optimized for the engine.
>>450639721Remember all the times Claire even needs saving
>>450611373very fast Police Chief running at INCREDIBLE hihg speed
>>450639567>>450639802>all RE endings from now on are about Claire and Leon and their hundred childrenWhy does that sound hilarious to meWe need 3, CV, 6 and 7 versions now
Reminder:There are no Crimson HeadsThere is no LisaWesker Died at the end of RESI 1Veronica didn't happenLeon didn't go to SpainThe events of 4, 5, 6 and 7 didn't happen, and are just spinoff action stories.
>>450640242I didn't actually think about this,.Leon finds himself needing help a lot more than Claire does.
>>450584081>best girlObjectively incorrect
>>450641794Based. Ada and Clairefags like to get uppity while forgetting who the real queen is.
>>450641301absolutely BASED new timeline
>>450641794>>450641880Only resi 3 jill is queen. Absolute boob-tube glory.
>>450641301>highest grossing re game didn't happenlad
>>450608397>>450608715CCCHHRRRISSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT DID YOU DO TO LEON
>Playing Tofu>Ha ha, just get to RPD and use your healing no sooner than the west hallways stairs near the dark room because you have to take a minimum of 3 unavoidable bites because stair grabs are just completely fucking unavoidable damage even if you have knives! XDDDDThis shit is garbage.
>>450641794Claire is way bettert. Chris
>>4506424024?You know why 4 sold so well?Noone knew what they were getting into, it was released during an era when the internet was still a young, fledgling thing where social media couldn't rip it a new one before it was released.People bought it expecting resident evil, instead they get an over the shoulder shooter with giant robot mechs, running from 2 boulders at the start of the game, a giant river fish-thing, literal giants, a military base, and CoD weapons at your fingertips.It wasn't resident evil, at all.
>>450642903Then why don't you go ahead and just fuck your sister then Chris, you sure as hell never put out for me
>>450642903God dammit Chris just fuck Jill alreadyt. Rebecca
>>450589210I love the zero hesitation with which Leon says No Way Fag, like it's a mantra to him, he has said it so many times before it's the only sensible response.
>>450642903I miss this Chris.
>>450643637so does claire
>>450643289But Becca, Jill bullies you. Sexually.
>>450643795What virus does the main cast of RE (Rebecca especially) that make them age so well?
>>450643884>nostalgia fags will not open their eyes and see how stupid it was for code veronica to exist, and the shit it caused in the future.
>>450644213yea, and shes trying to get Jill off her back
>>450642957RE4 was released in year 2004. Internet was very common then. Everyone had access to it. There was a lot of marketing for the game. Everyone knew exactly what they were getting into.
>>450591172>Nu-Claire is the most Claire she has been since literally 1999Fuck no, Claire wasn't an autistic potty mouth like this new soulless goblin
>>450643884LEON!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.MY SISTER IS SO DESPERATE THAT SHE IS NOW TRYING TO GET ME TO FUCK HERYOU BETTER DO SOMETHING BEFORE I END UP WITH RETARDED SONS/NEPHEWS
>>450644459Like hell that will happen.
>>450644476Uh, no?The internet was common, but the ease of access of reviews for said game was nigh impossible to find a reliable source for. Heck 2004 is only ONE YEAR after 4chan was made.The internet REALLY took off around 2007, when youtube started gaining traction and twitter too, alongside the rapidly climbing popularity of facebook after Myspace died.It was those things, combined, which effectively made a powerful web of connectivity more than we had previously.
>>450644443wesker probably gave her some of his super virus. she was always his favorite
>>450642069>>450641301I fucking hope
>>450641274RE7Chris: You are a couple right? Reminds me of my sister and her husband.. they are expecting another kid soon. Do you plan to...Ethan and Mia: SHUT UP! FUCK YOU!
>>450645361>another kidnigga at least put in the effort."Reminds me of my sister and her husband... they are expecting triplets soon."
>>450645361We both know Ethan is divorcing Mia and hooking up with anime princess methhead Zoe.
>>450644961Is the super virus his cum?
>>450644886>that pose she dies inUhh??
>>450645482RE7Chris: You are a couple right? Reminds me of my sister and her husband... they are expecting triplets soon Do you plan to...Ethan and Mia: SHUT UP! FUCK YOU!
>>450645938The Hunter would look to breed with her shortly after.
>>450645938>>450646049The fucking animation, rofl.>Hunter walking>cowering in the corner, sat down, hands above head and head below swiping distance.>animation snaps, she stands up in 0.01 seconds>gets throat-cut>collapses to the floor with the next set in animation.Fucking hell it's as if they got some fresh intern from the animation dept to make this.