>End the series for the first time>Theres nothing that will top itthe most perfect series ive ever seen
gay. pirates.lmao
butt pirateslamo
>>185455669>>185455701bussy is better than pussy, is the law of the sea
>>185455553yeah nothing will ever come close again, just get used to it
>tfw no Anne Bonny gf
Was his lover really still alive on the plantation? Did Flint himself even survive?
>>185455553I should watch it. I really like Treasure Island.
>>185455553dropped it when they did the bait and switch and shoved faggotry in the show for no reasonshould have known. I hope every one of those striking hollywood writers is forced to work in a coal mine. Taking characters that somebody else wrote a hundred years ago and then making them queers once the original creator is long dead is lazy, deceptive, cowardly writing and not a proper substitute for a plot.
>>185455553>muh powerful women and gay piratesseries is shit. First few episodes are okey maybe.
>>185456504nono
>>185456529>>185456536This show really filters /pol/cucks lmao
her gang rape was beautiful
this was some top shelf wench kino, shame about all the fags. can anyone rec some good wench/hooker period piece kinos? i've already watched deadwood multiple times.
>>185455553Spartacus Season 1 > Season 2 > Season 3 >>> Black Sails
>>185456616God I wanna hear her shitty fake french accent in my ear so bad brehsIdelle was best girl tho
>>185456529What were you expecting, the series starts with a lesbian scene
>>185455553>nothing that will top itThis is the first series I have fast forwarded every time strong black slave woman popped up on the screen, because suddenly everyone acted like cucks around her and brought the flow to a screeching halt.Charles being ex-slave was 1000x more interesting than this 21th century twat teleported straight from her leftie college to lead black men.
>>185456504>Did Flint himself even survive?You do realize this is a prequel to Treasure Island? Flint is dead.
I am still fucking angry
>>185456815>Idelle was best girl thoyep, not even close
>Gay pirates>Women speakingInstant pass tbqh chaps.
>>185455553i quit when they got to pirate sex party island in like episode 3does it get better
>>185456957yeah... no
>>185455669>>185455701>>185456536>men spending weeks at sea, never seeing women>no gaynessGuys will fuck guys if no other option(see:prisons), which is proven to result in some 'turning gay'
>>185456945Holy fucking shit, somehow I did not recognize him until now.
>>185456945They did him wrong.
>>185456563Eh, I hate fags too, but the show still kept me around. The REAL bullshit is if the story Silver told about where Flint ended up was true and not just a cover for him shooting him dead on the island
>>185456945NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>185455553You had my interest, but all this talk of homosexuality has turned me off, be honest /tv/ how many faggots are there in the show?
>>185457617It's basically one bisexual dude, his male lover who only shows up in flashbacks in one season, and some lesbians. It's no gayer than GoT or Spartacus.
>>185457617theres no actual gay sex tho, its homoerotic and platonic. but the mc and some prostitutes are really really gaythe relationship between the two main characters is no diferent than Johnny and gyro in terms of homoerotism
>>185457313>(see:prisons),That's almost exclusively an american thing. You are the only ones who get locked up on a 3 day term and 5 minutes in think "golly gee i want man ass"homosexual BAD
>>185457617You get two or three seasons in and then have it dunked on you that the MC was homosex the entire time, and his entire motivation is that he is homosex.No, seriously. I ended up dropping the show over this and I am still butthurt about it (lol pun)
>>185457617It's blown way out of proportion by /pol/tards. There's one flashback scene of two dudes kissing and I think that's it. It's a sort of old fashioned gayness, mutual admiration and respect that lead to some bri'ish naval bummy busting.
fag or not, he is the most manly and genocide fag ever showed on the tv
>>185457716>and I think that's it.You are a dishonest homosexual.It means the MC's entire motivation is because he is big gay, and not avenging somebody.
The governor's daughter that runs the town and her dyke nigger were fucking insufferable characters.
>>185455553lmao that shit was written by women for women.
>>185455553Quit second season because it got boring and then teh cherry on top that gay shit1st season was kino though
>>185457764Nah he did it for Miranda. Sounds to me like you just see gayness everywhere. Got something you wanna tell us anon?
>>185457869>Sounds to meDidn't ask & don't care.You are a dishonest homosexual.
The naval battles and the scenes with the main pirates are good but the show is dragged down so much by the lesbo strong womyn who run nassau and later on the negro village on the island. The pacing in those two storylines is so fucking slow. Blackbeard felt a bit wasted too, I wish he had more scenes.
>>185457684>That's almost exclusively an american thingExplain Russians then
>>185458017I do not believe they can be explained. You have a fair point.
>>185457984Now imagine a Blackbeard spinoff with minimal whores and maximum throat-slitting. And then realize we will never get one.
>>185456915You do realise this isn't the first prequel and they contradict each other
I tried getting into this show twice but it just didn't hit right for me.
I considered watching it until I got spoilered it's about dudes filling up eachother's poopy buttholes.
>>185458548It's one of those shows that takes a while before it finds its footing. The first season is pretty slow and unfocused. I thought it got better with s2, the pacing felt tighter, the show looked more professional (bigger budget maybe?) and even the acting felt less stale.
>>185456471>le dual wielding *teleports behind you* badass womanWorst character
>>185458705It absolutely got better from the second season onward. I honestly wasn't even sure if I wanted to keep watching after S1 but I did and was greatly rewarded.
>>185458744>and was greatly rewarded.This nigga thinks gay pirates is a "reward"lmao @ your entire life
>>185458737>didn't watch the showle kys
Mother of kino https://youtu.be/-htiOz2MftU
>>185457017>he quit at s1God loves you. It only gets worse. And by worse I mean you can't even imagine the depths of lowly trash this series descends into.
Why are there so many faggots in denial on this board? I was jerking off to the thots and whores all season long, and all these anons only go on and on about the buttpirates
The first two seasons ware fantastic, sadly they later focused too much on the grand plot instead of the pirating and banter and the ending seemed a bit rushed. Overall a great show.
>>185458850>I was jerking off to the thots and whores all season longbecause we're not jerk-off addicted coomersi like a decent story in storytelling media, as do most people
>>185458737100%On par with the disgusting shitskin whore that magically becomes the most powerful hoe on the islandI hate this show so much its incredible. The target audience since s2 are retarded midwit far left losers.
>>185458860Also the costumes ware top notch, I cant stress this enough.
>>185458869>i like a decent story in storytelling media, as do most peopleyou're in the wrong century anon
Are there any other pirate shows or films worth watching? I fell in love with the setting after playing AC Black Flag. There's a show called Crossbones with John Malkovich. Anyone seen it?
>>185456945This dude was great in every role he played. RIP
>>185455553Agreed this show has an amazing ending
>mocks on every scene of got, spartacus, rome, borgia and etchttps://youtu.be/X3NOBp5HI9wThis is how you write a shakesperean tragedy
>>185458869This. Imagine the loser fuck jerking off to this trash series.
>>185455553>easily one of the best TV shows ever made>watched by basically nobody>impossible to discuss on /tv/ Black Sails has gotta be the most patrician piece of media ever created
>>185458705>>185458744>gets better in season 2>>185458860>it drops after season 2So just one good season then?
>>185459162Kek. Yeah for a low t cuck loser. It has its moments until it devolves into full goyslop faggotry and female power fantasy, completely ignoring logic, history, reason.
>>185459244Yeah s2 is an abomination, dropped halfway trough. S1 was decent and had many kino moments with an insane intro, just kino all over the place then suddenly it goes full reddit in s2.One of the greatest anime betrayals I witnessed. Only that trash westworld can compete with it.
>>185459244S1+2 and 3+4 are pretty different, so a lot of people prefer one over the other1+2 is a lot more grounded and has more pirate politics, captain elections, ship maintenance, that kind of thingits also a lot cheesier, more gratuitous sex/swearing with the Game of Thrones influence all over it3+4 turns into a much grander pirate epic but leaves behind a lot of the small scale stuff, and it becomes all about the 'higher' concepts of the show
season 4 was a confusing mess, like who the fuck were these new characters?
>>185459259>completely ignoring logic, history, reason.Go ahead and explain this, I dare you
>>185459311Well put anon, digits provide confirmation.
>>185459162It's sad that every Black Sails thread gets derailed by poltourists who haven't seen it but want to complain about homosex and black people. The people who made threads about it and watched it as it aired where largely positive towards it.
>>185459559My favorite are the people who say a whore becoming mildly powerful is historically inaccurate. Always the people with 0 grasp of real history that get most outraged by itEnding up in charge of business on some bumfuck Caribbean island is nothing compared to some of the most powerful whores/concubines in irl history
the women in this show were truly unbearable, past skylar white tier. also the plot became retarded pretty quickly, i was surprised they didn't have anything else to fall back on when they started doing things like that long haired guy becoming a swamp man or some shit.
>>185455553Too much stronk woman and gay shit but great otherwise.
the gay shit is retconned right at the end, the whole time they do the flashbacks it's just platonic male friendshipthe strong women are btfo several times and the males come to their aidnegro village made by slaves who escaped made sense>but muh strong black womanher mate and founder of the village died so it's only logical she becomes leader since they were all kissing his ass prior to finding out he diedthat being said, long john silver was the biggest faggot of the show >muh leg>muh flint>muh sheboon>muh me
*is the best character in your path*
>>185459755>her mate and founder of the village died so it's only logical she becomes leaderNo it´s fucking not. it´s the same retarded argument people use about that bitch in last of us show.
>>185459914>it's not logical for a Queen to existjesus christ anon
>>185455553Nigga it's Power Rangers; sex and violent pirates edition.I liked it but it wasn't exactly mature, compelling, or something that makes you think. It's embarrassing to watch
>>185459305
>>185459890yes
>>185459914like I said, everyone owed their life to the guy so the most logical choice was to put the closest to him in chargeif it were a random male/female, there would be conflictthey respected him so much that she would be literally invincible there and everyone would obey at the end of the day
>>185460056>when trick or treaters come to your door
>>185455553It went woke in the last season but at least it wasn't game of thrones levels of woke.
>>185460519>wokeAre we facebook now?
>>185457376>>185457385>>185457491>>185458934Retribution against the vaxx pushers now.
>>185455553I got tired of it in the last season and stopped watching. In general there were too many "women conspiring with annoying accents" scenes throughout the show. My patience for shows with so much filler has dropped. This didn't need ten episodes each season or whatever.
>>185460534So we can't use woke, we can't use SJW, we can't use PC, we can't use libtard, we can't use cultural marxists...I guess I'll just call you a nigger then
>>185461264nooo not the heckin buzzwords!
>>185461284Go back to preddit, you clearly only like your own buzzwords.Until then I will call you a woke nigger
>the most perfect series ive ever seenIf you dont think the ending was peak retardation then iunno what to tell you anon>all flint ever wanted was to find his gayboy and live happily ever after>treasure? what treasure lmao>most scheming bitch in the show gets away with everything because she was seemingly randomly chosen as the "women are strong!" plug, not punished for anything she did while all the main characters suffer badly >white girl doesnt even a slither of the repercussion she should and ends with "im sad lmao"The show was kino until the last season. The obvious /pol/itics shoehorning was just too fucking obvious. Usually the show was pretty thorough in terms of story follow ups, which made it so great. But then all of a sudden its just sloppy as shit, and coincidentally always regarding the female characters. 9/10 show until the final episodes when it dropped to 6/10 normie slop. The writers even got called out on it, and all they did was shit on the viewers pretty much as stupidly as people ITT do. >>185459559You obviously have not been in the live threads during the final episodes.
>>185461636>The writers even got called out on it, and all they did was shit on the viewers pretty much as stupidly as people ITT do.that was hilarious thoyou could see how much they feared the twitter crowd at the time, trying way too hard to appeal to themI've also heard that the reason for the ending was a rewrite that got campaigned for by Nina Heyns(the only female member amongst a fairly long list of producers). apparently she put 'her foot down' which led to the finale being what it ismy guess is they originally planned to have the black bitch hanged
>>185461636>>all flint ever wanted was to find his gayboy and live happily ever after>>treasure? what treasure lmaoHoly shit he actually fell for it lmao
>>185461736XD
>>185461636yea its so odd. everything was peak until the ending. maybe its just the usual ending fumble we're used to in shows but it just seems so uncharacteristic for the showthe ending actually made me upsetfirst time this ever happenedi was just looking at the screen going "what? you gotta be kidding me!"bafflingly stupid
>>185461636>>all flint ever wanted was to find his gayboy and live happily ever afterAnon....
>>185455553It is truly remarkable. Shows like this are what the small screen was made for.I just really want the same team to make a Treasure Island film now
>>185456563It's kind of funny that they'd rather seethe than enjoy a great show.
>>185456672switch s2 and 3..
>>185457684Where abouts in the world do you think the Caribbean is?
>>185456891She's up there with Dexter's potty mouth sister as one of the most unbearable TV characters
>>185457984>>185458234One day I'll make a Blackbeard biopic and it will capture everything that made the character great
>>185458907>There's a show called Crossbones with John Malkovich. Anyone seen it?I watched it.Malkovich is decent but the character doesn't feel like Blackbeard (doesn't even have a beard). It's just Malkovich playing the same character he always does but in the 18th century.The hero is very uncharismatic too. And the show ends on a cliffhanger and was cancelled after one season.Not worth watching imo.Treasure Island with a young Christian Bale is decent. Not amazing but fun.
Pirates were notorious for letting women and even black slaves get into positions of power so it's the one historical case where woke shit does work.
>>185459000The dialogue in this show, especially in the latter seasons, was on a whole other level compared to everything else airing at the time.Toby Stephens really nailed it. I can't believe he didn't become an a-lister off the back of this show.
>>185462024>Works in a setting where it's a gang of people violently robbing other people instead of working
>>185462024true. but they also kept fucking rape slaves and if they raided a slaver they would just throw the niggers into the ocean and keep the boat and supplies
>>185462061>I can't believe he didn't become an a-lister off the back of this show.He is, in theatre where he spends most of his timeThe guy is Maggie Smith's son, I'm sure he doesn't care that much about TV
>i-is that a black person in the colonial era Americans? AAAAAA I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE
>>185462167Black people didn't exist, except as slaves, until 1980s america.
>>185462386but they were all slaves or former slaves
>>185455553I didn't drop it because of the homosexuality, I dropped it for the faggotryI can accept him being a homo, but he was a complete faggot, and I couldn't get over his faggot "motivation", that's what ruined it to me, it was a complete far fetched way of advancing the main plot
>>185455553I assumed it's bad because it's on starz. Should I give it a try?
>>185462022>Malkovich is decent but the character doesn't feel like Blackbeard (doesn't even have a beard). It's just Malkovich playing the same character he always does but in the 18th centurylol based malkovich
>>185455553FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>185462823It's actually great. It's seriously underrated.
>>185462823Multiple people in this thread have called it one of the best shows TV has to offer, what more could you need?
>>185456945Still went out like a badass>keehauled over and over and refused to die>still manages to get up>captain cunt has to mercy kill him since everyone on board knows the shit is wrong
>>185458850She was cute
>>185462823Yes, you'll start out hating john Silver but love him as he steadily transforms into Capt. Silver the pirate they all fear.>crushing a mans skull in with his peg leg while he makes a speech
>>185455553Based Jack got the good end. That's all i care for.
>>185456616show me
had the most legendary nude scene in television history
>>185463525Sadly his whole thing falls to shit as some point after the series.At least historically>Jack and most of the crew get deadass drunk>caught by the royal navy>only Anne Bonnie, Mary Read, the cook, and maybe a few more were sober enough to fight>entire crew hung except the 2 women who may or may not have been hung as well
>>185463711It's not just Jack, basically everything goes to shit right after the show endsWoodes Rogers returns to become governor of Nassau again, Silver winds up chasing Flints treasure just as Flint said he would, the British Empire basically wins at history for a couple more centuries and the New World ended up being basically the same old shit as the old
>>1854573131 in 1000 maybe and only on non English ships. Brits had zero tolerance for homosexuality aboard any royal ship, which is why it's absurd to consider this a faithful adaption. Now the French and Spaniards however.... Hah
>>185463863>the British Empire basically winsFlint´s whole "war on civilization" plan was retarded and hopeless right from the start
>>185463701>nude scene
>>185463991>Brits had zero tolerance for homosexuality aboard any royal ship, which is why it's absurd to consider this a faithful adaption.Uhhh he was kicked out of England the moment he was discovered anon
>>185463991>Brits had zero tolerance for homosexuality aboard any royal shiplol sure
>>185456350>filenameI nearly choked
>>185463991Rum sodomy and the lash
>>185459890>In workhouse making- wait for it... textilesHe was so good, even among the rest of that cast
The most unrealistic thing about it is that there are ANY straight people left on a ship with Billy Bones
>>185464030>>185464047>>185464170No but it's simply not true. There are dozens of nonfiction accounts if maritime life, from deckscrubbers to midshipmen to officers to captain and nobody serving in the British navy tolerated homosexuality. I can suspend my disbelief for some of the deckhands but once you became midshipman nobody will touch your ass on a British ship. Back then things like duty, honor, word of a man meant something.
VEIN?
>>185464282MISTER HICKEY YOU ARE RUINING OUR HONORABLE DUTY WITH YOUR GAY ANTICS
>>185463701And you aren't posting because?
>>185464388Listen I get it though, they need viewership and ESG scores. I guarantee you more than half the audience were obese landwhale women.
>>185464450blue board :^)
>>185464282when you look over historical records, anything they repeatedly, aggressively swear that they never do and despise in all forms is in fact something that was happening constantly. If it wasn't happening, it would never come up.
>>185464282Why are you complaining about a show you haven't watched? Black Sails at no point implies the British Navy was tolerant of gays, in fact they do exactly the opposite.
>>185464683I watched the entire thing. Flint was an lieutenant of the Royal Navy. It's implied he left in disgrace because of his illicit relationship.
>>185464755Then what are you whining about?
>>185464237Truth
>>185464755>impliedlelalso the butsegs happened on land with a landlubber and has nothing to do with homos on ships at sea
>>185464811When his lovers wife finds them together that seals his fate as lieutenant in the Navy. Homosexuality was not tolerated or prevalent within the ranks of the British Navy, that's why he has to leave. Flint in the original books has no such backstory because this would never happen, on a British ship and beyond British men were brothers, not lovers. It's undermining history, fiction and masculinity.
>>185464929Yes, implied. As in the king himself didn't have to come into the shot and verbatim say Flint you are a gay! Fir audiences to understand why he left.
>>185464943>undermining history>by doing exactly what you're saying happened in historyAnon are you confused?
>>185464943Are we even talking about the same show? His lovers wife knew the whole time and it was his lovers father finding out that did them in.
>>185465094He obviously hasn't watched it
>>185455669that literally whenI stopped watchig the show, they showed the fag part and it blew my mind. it came out of no where.
>>185465126I watched it. I just remember her walking in on them and then him leaving. I didn't remember that she always knew... It was half a decade ago or something >>185465017Yes I know that's what happened in the fictional story, it makes sense within the story they fabricated. Obviously. It makes no sense within a historical and factual basis because it literally never would have happened. There is zero accounts of a homosexual male having any rank aboard a shipmof the British Navy. Brits weren't gays. Its just that simple. I distinctly remember a few in the Spanish armada and the french ships. Maybe they should make shows about that instead oh but wait barely do anything but punch down on the one race that has no defense league anywhere. Look at this thread I'm trying to say there were no homosexuals in the British navy, I literally have personal ties to this subject, knowing quite a lot about the golden age of sailing especially and I'm getting told off.
>>185465521you should watch the rest. It doesn't really come up that often and Flint is still a badass.
>>185464943Flint in the book (singular) was a single line in a sentence of flavour text about how scary Long John Silver used to be. You're retarded if you think Flint wasn't masculine and you're doubly retarded if you think it undermines history.>>185464982No, but one of his admirals does say that almost exactly and that if he's still in London by nightfall then he'll be a dead man>>185465521Out of nowhere? Did we watch the same show? Or perhaps you didn't watch it at all
>>185465577>Obviously. It makes no sense within a historical and factual basisBut it does, you just said yourself Flint got kicked out of the navy when he was outed as gay
>>185465634sorry i dont noticed fag shit , i didnt know.. obviously you probably knew because youre a faggot
>>185465577>punch down on the one race that has no defense league anywhereActual schizophrenia
>>185465634Alright I'll admit I have a hard time recollecting specific aspects about Flint it just seems too contrived of a storyline about his homosexuality in the British Navy. That's all I'm trying to say, I'm sure you'll find some way to tell me off but the fact remains that it was extremely difficult to gain rank on a ship, you couldn't just suck your way through on a British ship. You had zero incentive and everything to lose with homosexuality, it went against the basic principles of the entire concept of being a British sailor...
>>185455669fpbpop btfo
>>185461264Yes. Call it anti-White or faggotry or whatever. Woke is a boomer obfuscation term
>>185464663Someone ban this anti-semite for blood libel
>>185465756NTA but that's the one part he's 100% right about.
>>185464663Exactly. Laws against arson mean that arsons are constantly happening and everyone is a arsonist just waiting for a chance to burn it all down.
>>185466153when it comes to any kind of moral panic, yes
>>185466097Well there's Tommy Robinson (activist) in the UK with his former ties to The English Defence League (EDL) but these orgs basically end up as fronts for criminals to dump and copious amounts of money laundering just to raise funds for anyone to give a fuck. It's sad but evil simply organizes better. I think human nature is inherently self-destructive, noone wants anything good and true. Just look at where we are, what we're doing.
>>185456471Can you imagine the stink on that cunt?
>>185465921I wonder if this internal conflict could have been presented as a character moment for Flint where he's trying to live his life while keeping his sexuality secret. The injustice of the fact that he was an exceptional officer that got cast aside because of something that has absolutely no baring on his ability to serve might have contributed to the rage that is his primary drive throughout the show. That would have made for some good television, I wish someone had made a show about that.Leaving aside the insinuation that being gay means "must suck and fuck the whole ship", your objection doesn't make sense
>>185465921>the fact remains that it was extremely difficult to gain rank on a ship, you couldn't just suck your way through on a British ship.When did the show suggest he did? I beg of you, at least WATCH the show you're crying about before you cry
I don't know what the fuck you fags are on about. Flint wasn't even gay. He was bi only for that English dude because the guy's wife had a threesome with him and the guy. He spent most of the time fucking this cuck's wife and occasionally fucking him too and only because both him and his wife were charming. The guy was a literal cult leader wannabe who sweet talked Flint's ass off. He at no point fucks or shows any romantic or sexual interest in other males but consistently fucks the guy's wife until she dies.
>>185466350
>>185464388>tfw the cabin boy gets old
>>185466338Tommy Robinson in no way advocates for White people and he bends over backwards to denounce that sort of thing. He's just some shabbos Zionist who thinks Islam is bad because it's against fags and other liberalisms.
>>185455553>One of the only times in tv/film history where a character being intimate with another man irrefutably elevates that character and his story in such a way that it's almost essential to the plot >Retards get filtered because they can't tolerate even the slightest whiff of faggotryIt's amazing how much of a litmus test this show is for if you're actually capable of appreciating kino or if you're unironically the incel autist trannies rag about on Twitter. Makes me laugh everytime knowing there's a handful of you guys out there
>>185467341Fuck off tranny faggot. The 50 girl boss moments, Mary sue trash, unbearable fake accent ugly whores commanding everyone around and the le dual wielding skeletor ugly cunt were already putting me on 99%, it's just that the faggotry and lame ass season 2 was the last drop in the bucket.It's concentrated diarrhea for far left midwits and coomers.
>>185468586Seething self loathing troon
>>185468586>girlbossThere are like 4 women in the entire show, two end up dead, one begins and ends the show as Jack's murderhobo sidekick and only one ends up in charge of anything You fags are so fucking sensitive
>>185468686>You fags are so fucking sensitiveNah, it's just trash sprinkled over a talented actor (flint) and some Kino pirate moments. I hate trash and my time was better spent on anything but butt pirates. >>185468610>'TRANNY'>'NO YOU!'NO, YOU! Tranny
Buzz cut Flint is the coolest motherfucker of the seven seas
>>185468812Look at this faggot
>>185468812Cry more snowflake
buttpirateslel
>>185468921Fuckin' word
>>185455553>faggot OP enjoys watching faggotsLines up
>>185468959>>185469038Trannies?
>>185468921every character turning PUNISHED is my favorite trope
>>185468686>old rich english lady>spends final years as hobo in the country side>gets shot in the head with hand canon>corpses paraded at trial of former lover, on display for hours>her husband was a cuck who convinced her to convince her boyfriend to let him (the husband) give him a blowie>old african queen>she was kangs, ruled island of slaves with the money her kang husband got from working as a maid>I think she ends up with a dead husband and a daughter that takes her place>young rich english lady>strong independent beautiful woman with a nigger manservant. She fucks the big bad pirates on her terms and she rides she doesn't get fucked>gets arrested and spends long time in jail>friends spend her money being kings and queens and fucking and drinking>she gets fucked by fancy strong rough prince charming english captain and becomes a submissive pet for him>dies at hands of random soldier in burning cabin while pregnant>last moments are bleeding out of her belly knowing her baby has been stabbed inside her womb>young african queen>should have killed everyone but Long John Silver's Long John White wins her over and she becomes submissive for the BWC.>frees all his mates and helps him be kang>hobo rat lady with daggers>licks mixed girl's pussy and lets her soulmate fuck both of them in many nights of orgies>spends a season being a useless hobo due to rape and thinking boyfriend wants to fuck her girlfriend more than he wants to fuck her>tries toe scape with the money and just chill with boyfriend but boyfriend wants to be cool like the other kids and prove to the world he is a real grove street OG>saves his ass a couple of times and then cries cuz she's mentally vulnerable and just wants to retire and have threesomes till she dies>mixed race french hottie>opportunistic whore who is really fucking hot and has great tits.>rules the island her young rich english lady left her until the men decide she's done ruling
>>185459890His best moment was in the last season when he's talking to that girl who asked him about Nassau, and he realizes that she doesnt care about his friends and the lives they lived, only seeing them (and him) as paper cutouts in a story to be applauded and vilified in turn. >"And Jack Rackham? Did you know him too?">"Yeah...knew him too."
>>185461942Irl he was a pirate for a couple of years and probably didn't even kill anyone
>>185469255>All this will be for nothing? We will have been for nothing? Defined by their histories, distorted to fit into their narrative... until all that is left of us are the monsters in the stories they tell their children.Flint saw it all coming
>>185469255Kek that was so kino. I think she asks if they made soup of Vein or some shit. It's hilarious.Found ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSoqn-2Kk8s
>>185461636Silver lied jackass. He killed Flint and lied to his negress's face about it.>entire series is about the power of stories, to the point that we have at least 2 speeches about how the pirates plan to use them to their advantage>last shot on the island has a gunshot in the background>we never see Flint leave the island, all we have is the word of a man that had become a ruthless bastard by the end>'hurr he's alive'No, he fucking isnt. Flint died. Silver killed him.
>>185469235>opportunistic whore who is really fucking hot and has great tits.Damn I just read this wall of diarrhea written by a pajeet
butt....piratesbuttpirateslmoa
>>185469421If it was diarrhea and you were smart you wouldn't have gotten to the end. There's a few extra bits I suppose but I ran out of characters.>Tries to be girl boss and goes to young rich english girl's grandparents>old nana tells her how really women are always the ones in charge>give her a story about some dog or rabbit or some shit the men kept fighting over but she killed it and thus solved the fighting>convinces former whore that she can be queen if she kills main characters>some other shit happens nobody remembers because who cares she was only there for the great nude scenes and hot accent
>>185456891She was actually mentioned in the original book as Silver's wife. Though not as a princess, just an African woman.
>>185468586>>185468812>>185469167Like I said, litmus test for if you're actually capable of enjoying film or literally just the far right equivalent of a troon. The quality of the work is irrelevant- to you people a good work is defined as how many niggers/trannies/women there are/aren't in the work. Probably because you're projecting your own emotional issues onto everything.
Any good pirate documentaries?
>>185469371I still think Flint could have pulled it off. That homo was razor sharp up until the last season and he started relying on Silver too much.
>>185457617Im a giga homophobe but it didnt bother me one bit. Its very well written and not intrusive whatsoever, besides that character is badass as fuck
>>185469203I concur my brother
>>185465521Are you me?I fucking loved it until they bait-and-switch-hittered Captain Flint.
>>185465521>out of nowhereMy nigga, Thomas is mentioned several times before the reveal. And looking back on it I can see the hints that he was more than Flints friend.
>>185468921Sexo with Flint
>>185469408Flint dies shortly before the main story of Treasure Island happens. He lived, and then died of sickness.
>>185455669literally butt pirates
>>185469671Bro stop grooming me. I'm not gonna tran out.
>>185470196Yeah I've read the book, but I think he still could have pulled it off and kickstarted the American revolution early.
>>185469524Yeah but Im capable of learning so I don't read this. Atleast we agree it was shit.
>>185470196Pretty sure that's second hand info even in the original book. Flint doesn't actually appear
It was alright but far too much talking in only a few select rooms. It was joyous when theyd hit the high seas. There wasnt enough actual seafaring on the show
>>185470664To be fair sea faring is pretty fucking boring. Remember that episode where they're just drifting around with no wind debating who gets to drink the eel blood? Fuck me that was impossible. Sure the fights are interesting but most of the time seafaring seems to be fuck all staring at fuck all talking about fuck all.
>>185469332It was way more than a couple of years (around ten I want to say?) and his irl death is kino as fuck.
>>185470722Yeah thats about it. Its hard, boring work and then you get scurvy.
>>185470722>>185470775Spending weeks out in the middle of nowhere with absolutely nothing in any direction but empty sea would be enough to drive most people insane. Makes a lot of 'sailor' culture make a lot more sense in hidsight. All the drinking, the shanties, the superstition was probably just to give themselves something to occupy their time when they weren't working.
>>185470722Plenty of boat scenes can be kino. Hornblower, terror, other series is full of it. Thats just down to Black Sails writing. Id opt for boring seafaring scenes rather than the same people sat about in that whorehouse chatting to that foreign sounding mary sue bitch
>>185456504I think Silver made it up. He killed Flint on the island. We don't see him die, but we see the birds startled and the other pirates go to see.
>>185471032They still have lots of kino scenes mate, lots of them. I just don't see how they could have added even more boat scenes. What would have been the point. How many interesting dialogues can you have with the same people on the boat? How many news about goat fucking and tiny blurry sails through a looking glass followed by>She's gaining speed captain she'll be about us in 8 hours>aye, drop the rope and measure how fast it drops. That's how we'll know how fast we're going>aye, captain we've dropped the rope, she'll still gaining speed, what now>drop the rope again, perhaps we are now going fast>aye captain, we've dropped the rope again, it seems we are going at the same speed as 4 hours ago, what now>drop it again lads>aye captainI get what you're saying, and there are kino scenes, but most of sea faring is like staring at a download window in 2008.
>>185456529The writers had the reveal planned before season 1 even filmed
>>185457984Ray Stevenson would have been a great Bobby B in Game of Thrones, the guy they got was too short and had no presence.
>>185471373>hating on Mark AddyScrew you and the horse you rode in on
>>185464282>Back then things like duty, honor, word of a man meant somethingWell that and because the punishment on ships were fucking brutal and if you fell out with everyone you have to share a living space with for months were going to have a bad time if not outright end up having an 'accident'.
>>185461877Fuckin' depressed bigots, what can you expect
>>185458860I think they planned for 5 seasons, but had to shorten it after the ship sets burned down during season 4 production
>>185471373>Mark fucking Addy>no presence
>>185471373Taste this bad could only be found in a black sails thread
>>185455669>>185455701just avoid the faggot episode and is gonna be ok.
>>185471562Idk g, lots of us itt are big fans of the show but also massive fag and jew haters. I don't think they dislike the show because they're bigots, I think it's because they have shit taste.
>>185457313People's concept of historial faggotry has been intentionally warped to an insane degree.
I see nobody’s posted my slut bitch wife.
>I stopped watching a show I liked because of some minor reason that can be easily ignoredThis seems incredibly stupid, and I think people only say shit like this and not actually believe it
>>185472587I think it's because they like massive cocks in their salivating mouths and that may hard to digest
>>185472861I’ve also jerked off innumerable times to the scene where this bitch lets the vicar fuck her raw against a wall and cum inside her in ten seconds flat
>>185473031That sounds like something a faggot would write.
>>185455669>>185455701ummm wow hes not gay he just has sex with men
>>185471968>>185472477>>185471446You guys have fallen in love with the boar memes, the show Robert was completely different from the book, he looked all wrong and was not even slightly believable as a great warrior.
>>185455553It was really good til they went stronk whore and cuck shit
>>185456945The keelhauling scene is pure unadulterated boat kino
>>185473060Woah, such an unexpected answer you predictable latent cock enjoyer
>>185468586>>185469671Good posts. It feels like there aren't many kino appreciators left on this board. I'm so sick of people judging movies through a political lens.
Show died with him, season 2 finale was the best episode of the whole series
>>185473279You get called a faggot so often you expect it?
>>185473364Zzzz you dream of veiny cocks hitting your greedy palat
>>185473197>punishes Woodes Rogers
>>185472562so the whole show?
>>185473348he died at the end of S3
>>185473348every season finale was excellent television—IMO the series finale was the best
>>185473348this is true>>185473810also true
>>185473572He won.
>>185473572*punished
>>185473810Well that's why I said that the season 2 finale is the best
>>185455553It's a strange show. Any scenes in the boats and with the male cast a usually fantastic and an scenes in land and with the female cast was horribleMaxine was a blight everytime she was onscreenElenore was alright, but boringAnne Bonny could've been good, but Maxine ruined herAlso, the gayness.Yes, it does ruin the show. I could maybe stomach it if it was just backstory and Flint was a bisexual weirdo whose only real love was England and later piracy, but no, getting buttfucked is actually his sole reason for exiting and doing what he didWhy did he killed Gates? His longtime friend? Why, for buttfucking memories ofcAlso RIP, Ray StevensonTHIRTEEN
>>185473572he and every other character introduced in the last two seasons were shit
>>185469671>The quality of the work is irrelevant- to you people a good work is defined as how many niggers/trannies/women there are/aren't in the workStop projecting.The problem with the nigger tranny faggots factor is exactly because it detracts from tye quality.Maxine's actress couldn't fucking act and her accent was fake as shit. Her turn as shadow ruler of Nassau was crappy writing and it made no sense and it only exists bc they wanted a strong womyn if color
>>185474501Are you feeling alright anon?
>>185474530RIP, Star Wars actor.>>185474566Dunno about that. Punished Woodes was pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mJl3V4cig
I rarely get a chance to bring this up. If you like the opening song check out the Hurdy Gurdy artist Guilhem Desq. Visions is a great album and his follow Storm up is good to. https://youtu.be/go_qj2g8mRwhttps://youtu.be/stWo-gDDVLohttps://youtu.be/Hv_Ap7pRYFchttps://youtu.be/soP-VolZi0A
>>185474557https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/hannahnew/blacksails/blacksails-1x1-kennedy-new-hd-01-hd.html
That feel when you have tow pet crackas
Why does the story in any show go to shit once women start to take power, or does women taking power in the first place indicate shitty writing?
>>185474557They spelt "cum" wrong
>>185474530>getting buttfucked is actually his sole reason for exiting and doing what he didNot you CAN'T have a character's backstory inform their actions >:(
>>185472744It was illegal because it was common enough. Having a law against calling people faggots doesn't imply there weren't gay people. Navies are and were notoriously gay.See >>185464663
epic show when they are doing sailing stuffboring as fuck when they are doing island stuffsimple as
>>185474703>juan perez
>>185475012Both. And the answer to the first question is because no one takes women seriously, so women is power would need to constantly struggle in their roleEleanor starts in a rough position, her authority derived more from her father's position than herself, so that's good, but the way the show develops, specially with Maxine taking charge is just patiently ridiculous and defies credibility
>>185475195WhatYou can. Just don't make it buttfucking and expect me to take it seriously
>>185475307Yes we can buy Eleanor then her struggle to keep power after her dad died, they had credible established her power by showing she still (on the surface) controlled the trade
>>185475012It indicates superb and realistic writing.>woman takes European Union leadership>war breaks out on the border>woman takes control of British Empire>it breaks apart and they all declare independence, the colonies invade your country in your lifetime and you get to see Londonistan happen>woman becomes vice president>markets collapse, wars start, the dollar is replaced, inflation soars, division explodes>woman becomes chancellor of Germany>immigrants flood the country and the EU, Germany becomes dependent on Russian gas, several economic crashes happen during your watch, Russia invades Crimea and Donbass during your watch, one of the big members of your Union leaves
>>185458850pathetic. I mean you can jerk off to whatever you want, but keep it to yourself you homo
>>185455553These two were phenomenalSilver specially. An actor with thst much natural charm and charisma is a findingHow come I've never seen then in anything else?
>>185475440Most actual historical women that had absolute power were actually pretty good.
>>185456471I haven't watched this show but I know that irl the best position for her would be a high ranking pirate's personal fuckmeat, otherwise she'd be a Tortuga dock whore who doesn't live past her late 20s.
>>185475632>haven't watched the show>knows tortugaHmmmmmmmmm
>he went to go live on a farm with all the nice animals
>>185475307>Maxine taking charge is just patiently ridiculous and defies credibilityPeople keep saying this, but she really didn't do anything that unbelievable>Started a whore>Aligned herself with Jack+Anne when they acquired the brothel>Ended up in charge of the brothel business because she understood the business and the other whores trusted her more than Jack>During a period of instability after Eleanor was arrested she bought up all the other local businesses for pennies since everyone was fleeing>Once Rogers arrives she switches sides and aligns with him instead>Basically only ends up in good standing on Nassau after Rogers is ousted because of a good relationship with Jack+Anne Literally nothing here is far-fetched, she basically just attached herself to whoever was currently in charge
>>185475674Everyone knows Caribbean pirates = Tortuga. It was in the Disney movies and Assassin's Creed 4. It's not exactly obscure
>>185475605No, they weren't. Look at what was left after them. Lizzy is beloved by all and everyone was sad when she died. But look at her empire. She inherited the british empire and left the world where it's just a tiny country on a tiny island, with Scotland and Ireland about to leave. Not only did they lose the empire, they are about to lose Scotland and Ireland. How can you look at that and think>pretty goodNot to mention the decimation of British culture and identity. A royal marrying a half nigger too. That is not pretty good. That is complete failure.
>>185475750Do you honestly think Elizabeth II caused the empire to fall apart? What universe are you from?
I just watched on youtube Blackbeard and some Charles Vane and Flint moments. I think that's more than enough given how season 2 was boring as fuck. Women ruin erverything
>>185475842yeah you can basically skip everything that happens in port. Every scene on a boat is great.
>>185475750>elizabeth II>absolute powerfuck you on about mate?
>>185475736>>Ended up in charge of the brothel business because she understood the business and the other whores trusted her more than Jack>>During a period of instability after Eleanor was arrested she bought up all the other local businesses for pennies since everyone was fleeingThis part.You don't rise from owner of a brothel to ruler of the economy of a pirate islandGuthrie had real authority and his daughter was raised to at least understand trading, shipping routes, market prices, all the little specificities of snugglingMaxine was whore who now owns a brothel and later every single businesses in the Island, which she can run with perfect efficiency and, oh yeah, she understands smuggling now tooCome the fuck on
>>185475803Do not ask if she did it, ask if it happened during her rule.>Do you honestly think Hitler ordered each and every camp to execute prisoners? There is no proof of such an orderThat's what you sound like.Same for the other women I gave as an example. You could sing Merkels praise for days and not run out of praise. But what happened to the Union during her rule and what happens to europe (union and beyond) now under Ursula? How many white men, women and children are dying? Of course you can clearly prove that it's not her fault Russia invaded yet... it happened during her watch.
>>185475965>her rule.I'm asking do you genuinely believe the English monarchy is ruling the country like its still the middle ages?
>>185455669lol even
>>185475932By absolute power let's assume the highest level of power achievable in the society they live in. Elizabeth had it. She may not have been a totalitarian Caesar but she was a Caesar nonetheless.>>185476001Of course not, not anymore after her. She did inherit an Empire though and the royals sure as fucked ruled then.
>>185476049For a foreigner who knows literally nothing at all about the UK you sure seem very invested in it
>>185475965>merkel>absolute powerthe fuck you on about mate? x2>By absolute power let's assume the highest level of power achievable in the society they live inNo, that's moronic. >this person who is a figurehead that was a woman had so much power vs.>this woman who had actual power that did great things is totally equivalent
>>185475954>>185475954>which she can run with perfect efficiency and, oh yeah, she understands smuggling now tooBut she doesn't, watch the damn show. Max DOESN'T run the trading/fencing of shit like Eleanor did, she explicitly says as much that she has no interest in it. The period between Max taking a controlling interest in most of the street and Rogers arriving was the point where they were sat on a mountain of Spanish gold.
>>185455669>>185455701You think a bunch of hardened men isolated on a ship for months wouldn't ass fuck each other? Same thing as in prison.
>>185475750The absolute state of American education
>>185476194>be me>straight out of navy bootcamp>report to a ship on deployment in Seychelles>literally the first night I'm there 2 marines get caught buttfucking in the middle of the night>they get kicked out
>>185476094Just an example. Perhaps I don't know as much as a native but I wouldn't say "literally" nothing. I wouldn't be able to name your failure of a queen if I did.>>185476133Again, absolute power does not mean total power in this case. It means highest achievable position in the society they live in. Merkel held absolute power in her society as in the highest achievable political position.>No, that's moronic.Explain why. There's very few people in all of history who held absolute power in the sense of absolute dictatorial, totalitarian power. We would not have a conversation if we narrowed it down to that.>figureheadAre you implying Merkel was a figurehead?>>this woman who had actual power that did great things is totally equivalentGive examples
I did not read this thread, and I will not stay to read the replies, but when I tried to watch the show that brown bitch with the fake french accent was the most annoying character I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing on televisionI 100% dropped the show when the lesbian love triangle entered onto the boat.But long john silvers is kino.https://youtu.be/-xOzSjhK9W0
>>185476317Since you want to stick to just England.>who is Elizabeth I?
>>185476198Heard russians executed people freely on your own soil and that scotland had a referendum and is asking for another one. The state of the united kingdom is the only laughing matter here. Your female king shattered Brittania to a shitty invaded country filled with brown fucks and gingers who want independence.
>>185476317>but I wouldn't say "literally" nothingI would. You seem genuinely convinced that the Queen had any actual authority or political power. She was there to wear funny hats and give speeches at Christmas, the ONLY reason she stuck around at all is because she was old enough that most people had good will towards her. Now she's dead the monarchy has a decade left tops before we gut it altogether. >>185476396>13 years of Conservative rule is the Queens fault
>>185476393The bitch who ripped England from Catholicism? Is that your great hero, the woman who started the descent into degeneracy
>>185476138>But she doesn't, watch the damn show.Read what I fucking wrote nigger, how does she run all those business simultaneously? Why no competitor comes up?It's outlandish whether you want to admit or not
>>185476547>the christcuck shows his butthurt form
>>185476452>13 years of Conservative rule is the Queens faultPerhaps if she had used her authority or not been such a fucking woman and spoken out against those conservatives, her country would not have been where it is today. Instead she let her nephew marry a nigger and a funny rat looking fuck rip the UK from Europe. Sure, she may not have had the legal means to stop it, but had she just had the courage to speak. But that's too much to ask of a woman. She was liked, that's all that mattered. Look at the funny hats she wore!>>185476584I expected nothing more from the people who allowed muslims to invade and rape freely.
>>185476656>I expected nothing more from the people who allowed muslims to invade and rape freely.You're not doing anything to stop it. Effeminate faggot.
>>185476656>Perhaps if she had used her authority What authority? Weird how you people care more about Harry marrying a mulatto than you do about Andrew raping kids
>>185474738You deserve a (you). This is great
>>185476700It is not my country, it's not my job to stop your women from being raped, faggot.>>185476701That is another proof of her weakness, being unable to maintain control over the family she was the matriarch of. Disgraceful. Ask yourself what authority every time you touch a coin or paper with her name on it. The biggest corporations in the world would kill for that level of authority and advertisement. When brexit was being debated all looked to the queen but she had no opinion on the matter. Brexit was voted, the scots got riled up, and all she did was print new money with her face on it, to remind everyone that she was still queen of a UNITED Kingdom. I guess she has authority to do that, but not authority to say>i think it's a bad ideaThat's all she had to say, and it wouldn't have happened. But she liked being liked, as women do, and she was a bit meek. So the bitch stood and witnessed her country loose even more ground on the world stage. A great queen indeed.
>>185469235>boyfriend wants to be cool like the other kids and prove to the world he is a real grove street OGYou cant help but like Jack
>>185476886You even TYPE like a fatso, it’s quite impressive.
>>185476886Who said it was my women? You're just fucking dumb that doesn't understand modern leaders vs actual rulers from yore.
>>185476886? I'm not pro-monarchy, those fuckers need to be gone ASAP and thankfully they probably will beBut giving them the blame for the state of the country is just deflecting blame away from the people who have actually ruined us
>>185467341>>185467341>>One of the only times in tv/film history where a character being intimate with another man irrefutably elevates that character and his story in such a way that it's almost essential to the plotso fucking true man I still remember rewatching this scene in season 1 after the gay reveal in the later seasons >https://youtu.be/NNd8i0BT9qM?t=100absolutely great acting from the flint actor and these mfs throw this scene in season 1 where there was zero sign of flint's fägäri when the context takes it to whole nother level
>>185469686I remember one discovery did once about Blackbeard>married a bitch and tried to go straight>got tired of the straight and narrow>wife became a bitch>gave his wife to the crew to get the band back together
Can we have just one thread here that doesn't crumble down to buttmad barrages?
>>185477183Nope
>>185477005I guess calling me fat is easier than proving me wrong. Surprised you didn't go with faggot, you must be a faggot yourself or something.>>185477015Of course I understand and there are excuses for all leaders. Of course Elizabeth did not have the authority of Richard but she didn't need it to fix major issues in her country.She did have the authority to banish her nephew and her pedo son. She did have the authority to say she thought brexit was a bad idea and thus swing enough votes to stop it. She had authority to do many things, she did none or did the wrong moves.>>185477091>those fuckers need to be gone ASAP and thankfully they probably will beI agree with you. The more time passes the less likely it is for that happen.>But giving them the blame for the state of the country is just deflecting blame away from the people who have actually ruined usNo man or woman holds single responsibility for the state of the word. She does hold a great deal of responsibility but obviously there is a great deal of retardation in British politics, as in all other nations. The conversation started from an idiot who said>things got shitty when women got in power and that's bad writingAnd I argued that when women are in power things tend to get significantly shittier
>>185477235>modern shit mate don't @ me again.
>>185477235By your logic Queen Victoria was one of the greatest leaders in human history
>>185477276you're @ me mate>>185477286No
>>185471562Stop gurgling cum, faggot.
>>185477235I like how you didn’t deny it, you salad dodging fuck
Get out of the closet faggots
>>185456529Cosign. but I bailed after IIRC the first or second episode b/c it was obviously no Master and Commander for many reasons.
>>185477433Deny what you woman loving cock muncher?
>>185457716>/pol/tards>lying about factsRidin with Biden? Good luck.
>>185476886> That is another proof of her weakness, being unable to maintain control over the family she was the matriarch ofGiven Andrew was in the WORLD’S press gunsights and it was kept relatively quiet with minimal fallout youre undermining your own point. The Firm did a pretty good job of damage control there, that’s not through lack of power.The rest of your drivel shows you don’t know squat about the separation of powers. The monarch isn’t supposed to weigh in on political matters. People can blame our government for anything they want but the bottom line is the country keeps voting them in heavily implying the opposition are worse. Anyway, talk about Black Sails or fuck off you fat cunt
>>185477488That you’re a ham planet. Fat fuck.
>>185477696Good brainwashed little brit, suck that royal clit.I did talk about black sails you brown fuck, I love the show.>>185477744I don't have to deny it, obesity is rare in the balkans, unlike GREAT britain. Great means big in your language, right, great lad?
>>185477696>>185477744See it died when we stopped calling the royals faggots and calling women stupid. Besides, what is more black sails then calling royals faggots and women whores?
The ending is on the level of the sopranos and people still sleep over it because of the gaynessLol
>>185478230Fuck royals and (most) elite women. But the women that managed to be in royal positions were pretty great. >inb4 the fag tries to say modern royals had any power
>>185478419>But the women that managed to be in royal positions were pretty great.you the type of faggot that tries to stroke the clit hoping for a facial, aren't you?
>>185478468What in the fuck are you talking about degenerate
