No I don't have any friends. NEET chads win again.

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>friend shows me movie
>is constantly talking during it, wandering around the room, getting food and going to the bathroom

All the time

>>185450536
My mom likes all the movies I show her. :)

>>185450631
/pol/tards are so retarded. I saw this old tweet saying "Everyone who took the vaccine will be dead within two years!" That tweet was from two years ago. I took the vaccine over two years ago and I have had no problems. /pol/tards are just gonna keep moving the goalposts over and over so they never have to admit that they were wrong, as they always are. What's next, five years? Then ten? Dumb fucks. I have nothing but hatred for each and every one of you. I gave you a chance in the past. Never again. You have earned my enmity for life.

>>185450852
You seen a "tweet" from a random prick and now blame /pol/? Anyway, let's ignore reduced birthrates and unexpected deaths across countries with large vaccine uptake.

>>185450536
I showed my dad Heat last week. He asked me fast-forward all the scenes with relationship stuff in them and said "the director is stupid, nobody cares".

>>185450536
when i was in highschool i tried showing the limits of control to my friends but they got bored with it and stopped it at like 3/4s of the way in

>>185451621
Same but it was Se7en and they stopped it less than 30 minutes in

>>185450536
Yeah like the last three movies this happened, same with recommendations. I'm not doing it anymore though.

>>185451516
Michael Mann may in fact be one of the smartest directors out there.

>>185452371
Are Collateral and Miami Vice smart films? I haven't seen either

>>185450536
>When you listen to your mother and what makes her clock tick
>You gift her the two DVD's of 'La Meglio Giuventu' for her mothersday because you know she would like it
>two years later, she still hasn't watched it
>Take the DVD's home with me. It can gather dust at my place.

She loves the flowers and the Dinners we treat her to for Mother's day. You can't force people into something they're not interested in. Even though you think they would like it.

>>185452737
Collateral is great, the story is interesting and there's a gun scene that's so realistic that they actually use it for handgun training.
Haven't seen Miami Vice but I want to because I read something about how the dialogue in that movie is beyond human comprehension.

>>185453021
>beyond human comprehension
What did they mean by this?

>>185450536
grilfriend fell asleep watching Terminator 1. i knew i should have started on 2, but i wanted to give her the experience of it genuinely being a twist when Arnold was a good guy in the sequel

>>185450852
Wow this one's a bit butt blasted about getting lied to by daddy government. Clots are forming bro.

>>185453056
That's what I want to find out as well. When I finally watch it I will create a bunch of threads about it.

>>185453085
Cremate her alive.

>>185453085
>falling asleep during one of the most intense movies
How

>>185452371
This
He makes smart films pretending to be dumb films, which is the opposite of what 99% are doing nowadays

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>>185450536
>Colleague is showing me, my friend and my great uncle a series of 1950s vignittes
>we take turns on the elliptical, rotating the next person on every 7 minutes

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>parents are work obsessed normalfolk anywho watch nothing but serial killer and criminal documentaries
>put on John wick
>awkward silence all throughout the movie
>they leave before the final chasedown
They enjoy random movies on Stan and other random pay apps and daytime drama shows like bold and the beautiful but didn’t care about wick. Poor choice probably. They like Indians jones and bond movies and such.

>>185453477
I'm just so glad I have a brother. We watch the same kinds of movies and our tastes are pretty closely aligned. I'll always have someone to enjoy kino with.

>>185453477
John Wick, though it is still a very good movie, has a lot of normie appeal. I'm actually puzzled that they wouldn't have enjoyed it. Then again I never understood the minds of people who watch soap operas and take them 100% seriously, I can literally only comprehend watching soaps for the unintentional comedy.

>Elderly mother with NPD comes over to visit all the time because she's lonely.
>Always asks me to put on a movie.
>Always catered to her tastes.
>Always complains she's freezing and demands I turn off the air conditioner.
>Complains my dog is begging her for food but won't stop calling it over and feeding it.
>First 20 minutes of the movie she does't watch a second, just stares at her food.
>Occasionally lifts head and asks questions like "Is that the bad guy?"
>Her phone rings, movie is paused so she can have a forty minute call on speakerphone with some random friend recapping her day.
>As soon as she finishes eating falls asleep in the recliner.
>Gets angry when I then pause the movie. "I was still watching that!" "You were asleep." "I'M JUST RESTING MY EYES! Keep the movie going it helps me rest!"
>Just wants the movie as background noise to help her sleep.

>>185454103
Sounds comfy

>>185453662
That’s what I thought. Feels good knowing I wasn’t completely off with my pick but it seems they more enjoy interpersonal drama.

>>185450644
slightly better than the other way around

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>>185450536
I tried to get someone into lord of the rings once, they thought it was too boring to give it more than 30 minutes.

>>185454103
2real

>>185454365
They are right Lord of the Rings is garbage

>>185452764
should let her keep them for a rainy day. my mom can appreciate kino but i have to wait until she's had her fix of trash tv she prefers as multitasking fare and wants media that needs her singular attention
but then again i don't ever bother with good son stuff like taking her out to dinners and giving her flowers so maybe that's why she pays more attention to my media gifts. oh well

>show friends a movie
>they talk over the entire thing and spend most of it on their phones
why do i fucking bother with people

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>>185454604
tell us some of your favorite movies.

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>>185450536
Yeah, when we were kids I was over at a friends house and we promised his little brother we'd watch some dumbass movie with him if he gave us his tv time to play nintendo.
Long story short we went outside to play when it was time for him to want us to watch his movie lol.

>>185454604
truth be told, by todays standards, suspense wise ,they are mid tier b-movies.

>>185454982
The tiger movie?

All the time, the only reason I come to this place is because I live in a place where people unironically thinks that any art that isn't gospel music is trash

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>>185454982
...that's not funny

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>>185455040
Yeah, The Legend of Cougar Canyon.

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not related but still
>mom has seen most of the films they show on TV
>at her place one day, she's switching channels to look for a film she hasn't seen
>finds one with Sean Penn who runs for mayor or some shit
>"I haven't seen this one, wanna leave it on?"
>sure, whatever
>film is boring but at least she's happy there's something on
>the end is near, I'm pretty sure that's the last scene
>quick cuts, you can feel the tension, something is about to happen
>"now they assassinate Sean Penn"
>they fucking do
>"Now I remember I've seen this one"

you had to spoil it, mom, you had to

>>185455288
You're bothered she spoiled a movie you weren't enjoying anyway?

>>185455076
Paul Schrader escaped a Calvinist upbringing where movies were verbotten, you can do it too!

>>185454915
It's hard to keep on being original with gifts. We bought her a massage once and she wasn't happy about it. It was for an hour and the clock started running from the moment she was undressing in the booth, lel. We bought her a new garden hose this year, because she'd dropped a couple of times in converdation she needed a new one. Top of the line. It's always hard to think of a gift. I think she was very happy with it. Plus, we took her out to dinner. But you can't miss with flowers. A gift certificate is shit. Flowers may sound uninspired, but any woman will melt when you offer flowers. It is that easy.

>>185455288
what is it about moms and movies
>"..Anonymous, hon', is he the bad guy? Is that The Rogue One?"

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>>185455076

>>185450852
>had an argument with an autist once
>mad about it two years later
>lash out at random people
Lmao

>>185455319
I was bothered a bit at first, and then I laughed because she has indeed seen everything.

>>185454974
Taxi Driver, Society (1989), Bad Taste, Midnight Cowboy, Starship Troopers
Just not into fantasy genre desu

>>185455340
I've only offered flowers to a woman once. We had a conversation the day before about the capitol of Lithuania. I send her a dozen white roses and one red one the day after. The card said: Vilnius baby!

the problem is the girl was my friend's younger sister. I had it delivered and the stupid UPS guy gave it to my friend's wife, who opened the door when she was visiting her mother in law. Fucking botched that. And my friend seething because I was making a pass at his sister.

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>Subtly say "oh wow" or something to try to get them to actually look at important scenes

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>>185450536
i wouldnt care my whole identity isnt from any specific movie, its probably alot of movies

I tried watching The Prestige with two of my friends not to long ago, like 40 minutes in they just stopped pretending to care and started scrolling instagram or whatever.
I tried to change it to something more entertaining but they refused. feels bad man

>>185453477
You should punish them with Bad Boy Bubby or Snowtown

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>>185455929
>mfw they think you're Owen Wilson

>>185456086
Owen is one goofy looking guy

>>185454103
are you sure she has NPD and isn't just a grumpy old cunt with a r*ddit armchair psychologist for a kid?

>>185454103
>>185456131
She owns the entire Newark Police Department and you dare to question her?

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>>185456131
how the fuck do you even post on reddit one post and im already shadow banned or downvoted to oblivion are there any real people on that website anymore

>>185456351
Reddit is like if everyone on 4chan got to create and moderate their own board, if you're getting downvoted, that's your fault for going to the wrong board (subreddit). There are ones that will be to your liking and ones that will not, and you can always create your own.

>>185456437
how are you meant to even post if you need to already have goodboy points to make a single post in the first place on 90% of subs

>>185456129
He is a great actor though. I like him in all the Wes Anderson movies and even though I can hardly stand Marvel anymore he managed to elevate Loki with his mere presence and actually put good work into his role. He and Sandler are definitely the comedic actors that people underestimate their acting chops, though people are starting to appreciate Sandler more thanks to Uncut Gems.

>>185456131
Yeah, she has NPD, I wasn't the one who diagnosed her. For years I thought it was borderline, with histrionic outbursts, OCD and occasional symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. (Every so often she'd insist that leaves or dirt on her porch was being placed there "by witches" to "curse" her. Similarly if a bird shit on her car she felt someone was intentionally causing this to harm her. I remember her once screaming at the sky "Whoever's doing this, you're going to pay!!!"

But I dated a girl taking psychology and she said she was like 99% positive it was narcissistic personality disorder. Okay, one vote. Then my brother echoed this diagnosis. He said he was given it by a therapist he was seeing (he's bi-polar.) Time passed, she went to a therapist again briefly and as she's done her whole life as soon as they said she was at all at fault she quit, and she said the therapist told her she had npd as well.

Finally, I read up on schizoid personality disorder and that shit is me to a T. Every fucking symptom, I have. And part of it said it's caused by being the child of a person with NPD.

>>185457804
Maybe you just don't want to take responsibility and blame it on a condition.

>>185457804
The longwinded posts are supposed to be about movies. Not your raggedy ass.

>>185457836
Take responsibility for what?

>>185457873
Well what am I supposed to do? It's a lot of information to cover, and I mean, I was asked.

>>185450536
I'm lucky being a twin, so if we both think kino we 69 on the couch in front of our parents just dick in mouth

>>185452371
your father would slap you, and make you play football if you told him that

Ever since I was 13 I haven't watched any films or tv shows with other people
I don't like listening to music with other people either
I become too immersed in the film and can't focus on anything else and the people I watched films with never paid nearly as much attention to them as I do and so it's a distraction when they try to talk to me

>>185450536
Dilate n deal with it troons Hitler is back

>>185453085
T1 is better u faggot 90's fag

My mother becomes extremely angry whenever she is shown a movie she doesn't like. She hates anything that is too quiet or subtle says they're depressing..she likes fast paced loud movies or what the average boomer would like basically...

>gf sits scrolling through [streaming app] for ages
>finally picks something to watch
>opening scene begins
>she gets up and leaves the room without even pausing it

Women

>>185450536
This thread AGAIN?

>>185450536
I stopped doing it years ago. Waste of time

>"Date Night"
>She wants to order pizzas and set up a movie on the floor
>Halfway into movie she decides to dye her hair
>Insists I don't pause she'll be right back ?
>Comes back into the room buck naked and covered in hair dye chemtrail shit
>Earnestly shocked I paused the movie for a mouthful of her fat tit
>Huge fight over it because ?

>Never, ever watch anything with anyone ever again

3DPD

>>185459464
>opening credits end
>immediately open TikTok or Candy Crush

No I don't have anyone to share anything with and even if I did I would never feel confident enough to do so.

>bring girl home to watch a movie
>she's being obviously pouty partway through
>ask if she'd prefer to watch something else
>she calls me an asshole and leaves
Three times now, with minor variations. Women are insane.

>>185459976
Sounds like they were just looking for an excuse

>>185450536
Every. Single. Time.

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>>185450852
>got his fauci ouchie
why are we still on your mind?
just go get another booster while you seethe that we didn't bend the knee
>is an eternal cuck

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>>185450852
The poltard is not packaging his message right with these personal attacks but if you don't think there's a J/G dynamic you're mistaken. Both of you should have some respect and empathy for the dead and maimed. They trusted the system with confidence. As for you, all you need to do is go to a platform that allows research into this topic and make your own conclusions. But you're not going to do that. Do you care for the truth? For actual history? I could fill I don't know how many threads with data but you wont even bother to look at it. I have almost 7 gigs, thousands of files. Video, pdf, whitepapers, social media screenshots, news segments, presentations... It's been three years, even that British guy with the glasses on youtube that goes over whitepapers talks about it. You shouldn't have injected yourself, you were conned.

>Event two oh one
>SPARS 2025-28

>lethality of virus
== flu
>masks
opposite effect, weaken immune system, don't protect against particles
>PCR tests
they don't even test for the virus, they're not made for that see Kary Mullis
>V batches
some cause very little AE, including death, others are tens if not hundred times worse, which proves high level experimenting and criminal intent
>VAE, if you didn't get saline:
myocarditis, neurological illnesses, ADE, clotting, and more
>V ingredients
G.O. NPs, Hydro.g.e.l, mystery organisms and structures, SM102, Luciferase,
>media
...

1/3

>>185456351
if you have a technical interest you don’t always immediately compare to Jews you can sometimes find decent information and talk about it, if all you do is talk about how kikes, niggers and trannys ruin x ya that will happen.

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>>185460558
2/3

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>>185460577
3/3

## Cheap Test:
Live Blood analysis - simple poke in the finger - check under microscope can yield surprising results

## Direct Action:
EDTA - Chelation Therapy
Humic Acid
Fulvic Acid
Methylene blue
Nitric Oxide

## Indirect Action:
People who fast tend to have lower levels of NPs in the blood
Limit Electromagnetic Exposure because it allegedly accelerates NP growth **especially 5G**
10,000mg of Vitamin C

## Anti-aging modalities to combat accelerated aging:
Peptide Epithalon

faggot

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>>185460577
holy shit that is pathetic. thats like when that girl was murdered by a mexican refugee and her dad was like "yeah but they have good food"
leftists do not love their own kids
Mollie Tibbetts i think

>>185454103
Just sounds like an old woman not especially disordered

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>>185460659
I'm trying to find the KGB quote on fear bombardment but this will do in the meantime.

>>185450536
my favourite movie is Oldboy and i had to wake my mate mate up for the reveal only for his his reaction to be 'no way, you are messing'. that proper bummed me out. tbf, he's self-proclaimed redpilled so watching anything with him is a chore. 'do you think he's a jew?'. I dont know, mate.

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>>185460764
https://nojabforme.info/

>>185453149
based

>>185455288
You were watching "Milk", which is about the famous gay activist Harvey Milk. Impressive that you didn't mention all the gay shit.

>>185460865
why the fuck are you niggers talking about vaccines and communist in a thread about showing movies to frens?

>>185460983
Teenage Bussy is the prime focus of Milkies and that’s what makes the movie great

If you get upset by people not liking what you like, you might want to address your insecurities.

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>>185450536
Pic related. I've never been able to get anyone to watch It's Always Sunny. And I tell them, you HAVE to get through the first season to get to Danny DeVito's character and then it's kino from then on....but people nowadays have no attention spans.

The one thing about this show that's always seemed rather bizarre to me is how it just seems to never get cancelled, and I mean that in both practical like ratings wise, AND woke culture "cancellations." It's kind of like South Park in the sense that they can really get away with anything.

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>>185460849
>do you think he's a jew?
You should be grateful you can play jewspotting with your mate.

>>185460983
I looked it up, it was All the King's Men

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>show girlfriend evangelion + end of eva
>she groans and looks at me any time a minor or a woman is sexualized throughout the entire thing
>rolls her eyes at the attempts to be philosophical, the reused stock footage and live action scenes
>"oh wow, you really like this, anon? okay."

>>185461040
see>>185460544
dubs of death
for you since you got the mystery juice gene therapy

>>185461180
Should've shown her Wings of the Honneamise and raped her at the appropriate moment

>>185461186
can you participate in a single conversation with out spilling speghetti everywhere, I don’t give a fuck about your opinion one way or the other believe what you want but you dumb nigger this is a thread about movies

>>185461169
oh, lol

>>185450536
No because I have basic social skills and understand that people might not have the same experience when watching something I really enjoy or obsess over. Same thing happens when they show me some tiktok bullshit or some garbage capeshit series, I feign interest just to be a good friend but I don't expect my friends to sit through something they find boring even though I drag them to watch stuff with me I don't go in with huge expectations or I just pick something I know we will both enjoy.

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>>185461237
>t.

>>185461308
>I feign interest
See, this is a problem. You're actively LYING to people you claim are your friends.

>>185461237
well, it was supposed to be about movies but then this vaxx regretting faggot >>185450852
decided to pipe in and derail the thread so all the unvaxxed sperm chads decided to give him the facts and shame him for his cuck decision.
Your being mad about it is likely a gene therpy haver cope too.
It is also a retarded thread prompt, stating the obvious. don't give that person recommendations anymore since they aren't appreciative. simple

>>185461367
I don't overplay it and say that I like it when I don't but I am polite enough not to shit on things they like, no point causing conflict with friends even if they have shit taste I'm friends with them because I enjoy their company not necessarily their taste in movies. I do constantly berate them for paying for streaming services though.

>>185461399
>>185461339
All 3 of you are annoying niggers and will always be a blight in every setting

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>>185461447
go to another thread then faggot. this is for unvaxxed sperm havers and unvaxxed womb havers :)
ta ta

>>185456045
It can be very boring, to be fair. Especially if you don't like magicians.

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>>185450536
Showed True Stories (1986) to my mom, aunt and uncle (they're from Texas).
Worst idea ever.

>>185456045
normie zoomer friends

>>185458909
Based focus autist. I do the same at work and people look at me weird

>>185450536
No, but my friend left in the middle of The Mask to fap to Cameron Diaz

>>185459639
>come in the room naked with you
>angry because you saw her naked
??????????
Now I want to know more

I recently discovered my gf looks up every single movie/show we watch to know what happens before it happens.Found out when we were watching Life Aquatic and she was furiously reading the Wikipedia article during the scene where the helicopter malfunctions so she would know what happens to the characters inside of it. During some other movie I had to physically stop her from looking at her phone multiple times, which clearly agitated her greatly.
Now I don't want to show her anything I like. She'll just ruin it for herself. Cool.

>>185463516
I think your gf might be autistic

>>185463516
I'm getting autistically angry reading that. Why the fuck would she do that.

>>185451516
Your dad sounds based. Literally nobody cares about the boring romantic drama in Heat

>>185450536
Yep. Movie night with my friends, I put on Unbreakable. They started going on their phones within 20 minutes, were sighing a few times, asked how long it was, and afterwards had very little to say and awkwardly left. My girflfriend said it was probably just not their cup of tea and watched Demolition Man with me after because she'd never seen it.

>Show people
Do you know what this already entails? It entails you KNOW people, are comfortable enough with them to invite them over, and them liking you enough to actually come.

That alone already excludes 99% of 4chan. Where the fuck do you think you are?!!

>>185463228
She was so fucking hot in that film, and I don't even like blondes.

>>185454103
All the makings of one of those weird serial killers.

>>185455388
Footloose fucking sucked. They used the same God damn song like 8 times in the movie. By the time it was time for the big ending number I was sick of hearing GOTTA CUT LOOSE, FOOTLOOSE

>>185461282
thank you for responding, i don't get to do much talking these days, so that felt good

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>>185465084
no problem bro

>>185450536
>movie night with older bro, his wife and his wife's artsy friend
>after an hour of Gattacca
>brother's wife is watching videos on her phone
>bro is sleeping
>artsy friend is the only one paying attention
>movie ends
>did you like it guys?
>bro's wife: "yeah it was alright"
>bro: "it had nice visuals! "
>wife's artsy friend: "it sucked"
motherfuckers

>>185465443
Guess they're never going to surpass their potential...

>>185456327
thanks for the joke, made me laugh

>>185465443
It did suck tho