Post your favourite British situational comedy.
oi he got mucked about by that lorry mental innit
god i wish that was jeremy vine
>>181955275>British "Comedy">Oi, you believe in a magical man in the sky do you?>Crowd giggles, sporadic clapping>Sittin' amongst dem clouds?>He's got a long beard, innit?>Several chavs fall out of their chairs due to hysterics>A few lethal spoons fall out of their pockets>Dem church's gonna give some money to the poor? The feeble?>Tea is splurging out of every orifice of the audience members >You donkey's arse!>Uproarious laughter >Old bill in a high-vis jacket has to escort several people out of the stadium>A family of Romanians in the front row pickpockets the audience members during the madness >Oi! You think your religion is true, and everyone else's is wrong?!>You daft bloody wankers!>The queen drops her binoculars as she watches from on top of Big Ben>The laughter of all of Britannia causes the island nation to rise from the sea>It launches into space, passing over the Faulkands and dropping the Isle of Man like the atom bomb>Oi now that we is above dem clouds, we should see God>Ricky Gervais dramatically looks around>The crowd is suspended in the atmosphere far above the earth>They're stagnant in the air, held up solely by the tense moment>Oi! I almost forgot!>Ricky Gervais sarcastically makes the sign of the cross>Every cell in the crowd's collective bodies reaches a singularity and they expand and contract infinitely in a single moment>A new big bang is created and the universe is both destroyed and created in a single instant>A trillion years later a new bible is written:>"In the beginning, Ricky Gervais created a bunch of bloody wankers"
>>181955275people who cycle on busy roads deserve death tbqhwy
OI BRUV LOOK AT THIS BLOKE DOING THA FUNNY WALK AGAIN HAHAHAHA
>>181955275we literally have cycle lanes everywhere now why would you do this.
>>181956105Cyclists refuse to use them, then refuse to wear helmets, then refuse to follow traffic laws.And then blame the car when they get knocked off.
>>181956029Shrimp eyes mother fucker
>>181955275Thought this was going to be that scene from The Irishman at first.
>>181956135>use cycle lane>other cyclists keep using the same cycle lane to travel in the opposite direction instead of crossing to the correct one on the other side of the roadand don't get me started on people who use those electric scooters
>>181955275i like blacks books. only because it was written by an irishman though
>>181955275why is this so funny? it shouldn't be as the guy obviously got rekt but it is
>>181956105Were you under the impression cyclists have any motivation outside of inconveniencing others? That's pretty naive.
>>181956237Cyclists should need to be liocensed
Red Dwarf and Only Fools and Horses.
>>181955275Somehow im sure the cyclist managed to blame the van driver
>>181956178same.but they didn't have that shitty computer drawn clock on the left hand side with the time frozen at 12 o'clock, so i guessed it must just look similar.
>>181956821As he should. Cyclists have right of way
>>181955694Can christoids stop seething for one moment?
>>181956888The van crossed the junction before the penny farthing turned into it
>>181955694Have a stare at the camera with ya bloated face ya plonker so I can have me laugh
>>181956062>>181956105>>181956821retards. The van clearly did not have the right of way.
>>181955275Britain is no laughing matter, anon. In fact it's quite tragic.
>>181957144Truly a modern day rennaissance painting. I walk down the road in that pic often.
>>181955275>overworked slave delivery driver>has to make this delivery fast or he will lose his job and apartment, will end up on the streets with his kid if he doesn't>faggot nigger rich cyclist with nothing better to do thinks the road is for his pleasure and he's being funny, drives too fast, intentionally looking to get hit so he can post on the internet about car driversall fucking cyclists must fucking hang
>>181957307If you have to cross lanes to turn into a road it's the other lane's right of way, the driver of the van broke the law
>>181956944Irrelevant, he clearly has the right of wayI expect you to argue because you're baiting>>181957151I can quote the entire poker exchange word for word, hilarious>alright, what have you got?>three pairs>what do you mean "three pairs" you're only allowed five cards!>err, I mean two pairs, well two and a half pairs!>...>right, what have you got?>... five kings>DAMN
>>181956674i used to do this as a kid, back when i was young, innocent and hadn't seen any chinese liveleak vids
Who da hell is dat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEjEGbAFzJU&t
>>181956029For me its staright on straight gay action
>>181957331more than half of those were never funny
>>181957449They're all funny.
>>181955275Just make two wheels the same size!
>>181957401There's a cat.
>>181956237at least scooters go faster than 5mphit absolutely incenses me when some twatty cyclist isn't even pedaling and just coasts along while they have a procession of cars behind them
>>181955694tl;dr. Looks stale
>>181957518Lovely Irish gesture.
>>181957374because the stupid nigger cyclist isn't a real vehicle and can't control himselfget the fuck off the road
>>181955275Nobody gives a shit about Bongs. Go start your own site ffs dont you retards hang out in pubs or whatever. wtf happened?
>>181957595is that the queens nose? also you can see the lil ones arse @ 2secs
>>181955275At first, I thought that De Niro webm.
>>181955275why was this monstrosity ever a thing?
>>181957667It was an honest question. Why are "you lot" here shitting up the place with your gay fuckery? Nobody wants British culture or you'd be the Americans and the Americans would be you.
>>181957659Yes, only for young gentlemen with balls for a reason.The modern standard bike shape used to be called "safety bike" for a reason. That's why they stuck around
>>181957641>is that the queens nose?Yeah.
Frank Spencer bros, where we at
>>1819574791 sort of, 2 no "you dirty - old - man" x 5,000, 3 yes, 4 sometimes, 5 only in the beginning, 6 never "BOOKAYY" HAHAHAHA x 100,000, 7 once or twice - "I - DON - BELIF ET" x 800,000 then complaining endlessly when people say it back to him in the street, 8 twice, boring boring boring style designed for low wit americans, 9 fucking disgusting beetle eyed shit.
Looks like i made the Bongs mad. Time to ring Scotland Yard about this abuse, innit?
>>181957144>oi! am i lying in the proper spot, mate? i want the rule of threes to draw the spectator's eye to me fat belly
>Destroys your formathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>181957595mid 90s had quite a lot of these rather attractive teenage girls flirting with the camera.wild house, sabrina the teenage whore.
Hi anon, what British comedies have you been watching?
>>181957929took them long enough, i grew sick of that programme in the 90s because it was so repetitive and formulaic in every way.the camera changes showing team leader, team members, whole team every single time.
>>181957678her boyfriend was having none of it.
>>181955275for me its derry girls
>>181958197He should have realized that she was a lost cause after the hairdye and pierced nose.
>>181958339Loved watching Alf Garnett as a kid, still do.
>>181958304I don’t understand this ranking.
>>181958304orla’s pretty cute its just a bad picture
is he a quare?
I always wanted to fuck all of the Dinnnerladies
Scottish, not British, but this is the closest I'll ever get to being able to talk about my love for Still Game on this board so fuck it.
>>181957017i bet some gay writer wrote this scene
For me, it's Uncle Albert
>>181958587It was a different time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbfoSX2YRA8
>>181955694Kek i really enjoyed that
>>181957374lolthe cyclist rams him and its the car drivers fault? no
Any movies featuring beautiful English roses?
>>181958793imagine being a pervert back in the day when you actually had to go to the shops and buy your pornography
>>1819588332 >>>>>> the rest
>>181957678He kind of looks like a fat Miles Teller
>>181958587Matt Berry has been funny as often as Jerkcity (never).
>>1819588332, 3, chopppa me dick off m8
>>181955324oi rigi say, ol chap, you see that bloody bastuhd still saunterin about?
>>181958833>tfw no english rose gf
>>181957570What are you going to do about it? Oh, that's right, nothing because you're a fat cagie. Enjoy your heart attack.
>>181958709>Scottish, not British
>>181958969yeah after watching that fat neckbeard get dragged out of his moms house by cops i realized /pol/‘s cyclist hate is probably just because theyre too fat to ride a bike
>>181957059Here's a little method I've learned to avoid getting hit by carsStep 1. Use your eyes to see if anything is going to be in the path you're travelingStep 2. If you see something note it's sizeStep 3. If it's bigger than you, disregard "right of way" and slow downStep 4. Stop if necessary! You are not winning a fight with a carStep 5. Continue after it's passed, 2 seconds behind but not banged upThank you for coming to my Ted talk
>>181957686>crying this hardHow about you have sex
Please god end this shitty cultural exchange that is post-COVID 4chan. Make them all go back.
>>181958709For me, it's Rab C. Nesbitt.
>>181957916Haven't you got a BLM March to go to?
>>181955275How the fuck do you even stop these things?>also these are called penny farthingsKek
>>181958857bet the fuckers got off on the shame more than the mags
>>181955694> absolutely maldinghis only redeeming quality is the Olympic level of seethe he creates
>>181955275i miss him. a category A traitor to whites, but still.
>>181957686Seething amerilard lmao
>>181959336he did the same thing to a schoolchild, but that was actual rugby
Bongs giga-triggered because ye olde virtual pub on the American 4chan run by a Jap in Paris is rubbish, innit?
>>181955694Based. Fat fedora tipping retards seething in the replies
>>181957017The enemy of my enemy is my friend, until my enemy is gone
>>181956135>Schroedinger's Pedestrian>non-stop moving violations>doesn't even signal>LARP Spandex fake 'sport' chronic cardio >bunch up in convoy blobs obstructing traffic flow
>>181959531the muslim who originally said that got beheaded by his new friend before their common enemy was dealt with
>>181959113It's racist to think this was bad.
>>181958857I remember sheepishly buying a playboy when I was 13. I'm grateful the nice old lady behind the counter sold it to me whilst trying not to giggle.
>>181957364Watched this expecting cringekino but instead it wasn't that bad. A bit longwinded but not deserving of the cringe hate he gets.
>>181957144I can't get over how fucking well this photo is framed. The geometry of everything really is a joy to look at.
>>181959484>tfw no sunday dinnerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KpF-9aS_OA
>>181959661im convinced ace rimmer and flashheart from blackadder are based on flashman
The Day Today/Brass Eyehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY
>>181959113>>181959637I don't get why people focus on this one when he's the only one of the three who beat the keeper. Yeah he missed the shot but that's the trade off. Other two were on target but the keeper saw them coming a mile off.
>>181958955she has the Daddario eyes (and that's a good thing)
>>181957288You wouldn't find Hitler playing Jungle music at 3 in the morning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxcvVdIgyBA
>>181960035>Yeah he missedonly thing that matters you stupid nigger. there are no pity points for 'beating the keeper'
>>181960377the retard goalie also missed
>>181959665used to buy them off the market with a friend of mine, £1 each, maybe it was £1 for three.ended up having about 40 of them. after a while we disposed of them in the traditional way of scattering them in bushes around the town
>>181956029correctly predicted the rise of the idiotunderrated>Him and her
>>181960398irreverent to the score thus irreverent. keeper's team would have won regardless of what he did, that's how badly the 'lion' fucked up
>>181957678>LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME GIVE ME ATTENTION LOOK AT ME WHY ARE THEY FILMING THIS UGLY OLD GUY FILM ME LOOK LOOK I DRESSED LIKE A WHORE GIVE ME ATTENTION
>>181960496I raided my uncle's porn stash from the 70s and finally entered the porn trading market at my school. I managed to barter my way up to a DVD. I learned my PS2's DVD controls perfectly
>>181957374it's a bit stupid to ride a bike that doesn't have effective brakes also rider can't even stop as he can't put a foot down
>>181958339a jew mocking the real concerns of working class English men, the foundations of modern anti racist cuckery
>>181957479Probably the greatest existentialist work. The black and white episodes in particular threaten to push you into suicide just watching them. Samuel Beckett never got close to the level of cruelty and horror inherent in Steptoe and Son. Trapped with each other but incapable of escape or change. It makes me shudder just thinking about it.
The absolute best of the best.
>>181961175Haven't watched many of the black and white episodes, but have seen the colour ones and the movie loads of times.
>>181957232which town lad I want to see it on street view
>>181959654Withnail and I did it better.https://youtu.be/WYDlX49yUSI
>>181955359I hate jeremy vine so fucking much you wouldn't believe
>>181961175it's genius and the reality of their real lives makes it even more poignant, Harry H Corbett was one of the great Shakespearian actors of his day but only achieved notoriety from Steptoe and Wilfred Bramble was a sad faggot that cruised London parks for fellow homos
>>181961245The weird thing is that Harry H. Corbett in real life also felt trapped by it and grew to hate it. He was a very, very serious actor and thought he should have been known for his Hamlet.
For me, its Trigger Happy TVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8BohuZxLCU
>>181961289Some obvious clues in the picture anon (the Arndale centre is in central Manchester).
>>181961425third rate ripoff by a fat jew of an actually clever, funny, inventive frenchman.
Its not blackface, Papa Lazarou actually just looks like that.
>>181955694I'm agnostic and I laughed
>>181961479>(the Arndale centre is in central Manchester)I didn't know that
>>181961289Just outside the Printworks, 10m from a Wetherspoons (naturally).Was there a few weeks ago, went to the crappy tiny Hard Rock there.
>>181958510Why is she holding a sign in America?
>>181960760this nigga said irreverent
>>181955275Father Ted, obviously.
Any real Britfag knows this is the GOAT its not even a question
I wouldn't want them on my conscious, not that they ought to be on my FACE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9tmhX5u9rA
>>181961867Hey, did you ever see that part where Delboy fell through the bar?
>>181961889I hate that they always used that one joke in those shows talking about itFor me, its GROOVY GANG
>>181961867>>181961889My favourite British sitcom, and the bar scene is great.
>>181958171Idk they look pretty fuckable to me
>>181958112Why is my friend Fiona in this random picture? Fourth from left.
>>181962024What's their problem?
>>181957570Corrr. Does it get your blood pumping and your heart beating?Fat nigger. That "incensed" episode(s) are the only times your heart ever reaching any exertion point.FAT NIGGER BASTARD (SIC)
>>181962024They don't speak English like what we do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8
>>181957518A bitch like that should be gang banged on sight.
>>181957595I'm literally dribbling into my bowl/sauce pan that I'm eating from
>>181957916This is in Birkenhead lmaoydsyv
>>181962849Spaced is great,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYWmLfk7yc
>>181960161I don't believe it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuDDj4Erpk
>>181961656They got rid of the Greggs?
>>181962849>>181963105The first episode where they pretend to be a couple to get a flat is literally happening to me right now
>ctrl f>Peep Show>Keeping Up Appearances>0 resultsMy disappointment is immeasurable
>>181963487I like this image.
>>181963105Spaced is such a snapshot I don't know how they managed to get it made, when it's so clearly a bunch of mates making an amateur sitcom about themselvesFunny to look back and see how the stuff edgar wright gets lauded for today, weird camera tricks etc. started with him goofing around behind a camerahttps://youtu.be/q9is5gJORl4
>>181962849I like Juno Temple. Shame she hit the wall hard.
>>181955275I hope that biker bro sued the shit out of that lorry driver.
>>181956888bicycles are not cars, get the fuck out of roads made for cars
>>181956821As much as I hate cyclists, DPD drivers or people driving delivery vans for that matter are fucking useless and can't drive for shit thinking they own the road. The van went right into the side road without indicating and going too fast. They're no better than cyclists.
It's just banter.
>>181955275>those that doubt me…SUCK COCK BY CHOICE
>>181965119what a cunt
for me it was The Fast Show
>>181957595>8 seconds>No bra
>>181957686You have to speak our language LOL
>>181964609You should buy/download the DVDs for the series with the commentary tracks.While Wright does deserve credit for implementing those things nicely those "camera tricks" is him parodying different movies and tv shows. Same with Shaun, Hot Fuzz and the third movie.
>>181965119>Welcome to the Thunderdome
>>181958833Very beautiful women
>>181962446Good Morning Sirs!
>>181965893just anovva day at the office bwadley
>>181955324No, he didn't actually.
He has a wife you know?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw
>>181965417is that clara oswald
Most British comedians especially older ones, play one of two characters.>le grumpy man who is always angry>le wacky man who makes weird faces and says offensive stuff. bonus points if they look homeless (this one has pretty much died off thankfully)is this what british boomers actually found funny? its fucking awful. like legitimately terrible.
>>181956520>Whole Foods>Penny FarthingThe gentrification and hipsterfication of London btfo by a working class white van man
>>181956900>christoidsWhat is with this retarded trend of using insults the -oid suffix?
>>181958252for me its erin
>>181957678>'It's our little miracle baby': YouTube star Danny Malin reveals he's expecting his first child with BGT's Sophie Mei Lan TEN YEARS after undergoing a vasectomyhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11825239/YouTubes-Danny-Malin-expecting-child-BGTs-Sophie-Mei-Lan-TEN-YEARS-vasectomy.html
Ausfag here, if you ain’t a based Onslow x Richard chad, then I don’t know what to tell you!
>>181958955My ex was very similar to her. Too bad she was boring
>>181958857Ya didn't have to buy them. You'd ride yer bike to the nearest lorry layby (truck stop for u yanks) and hoke through the bin. Would always find a few Escort or Mayfair full of old slags. Just had to rip out the sticky pages.
>>181956105Cyclists are literally retarded. These are people who have lanes created for them with a big picture of a bike and still don’t understand how it works. They should legitimately have to take a test to prove they understand the road before being allowed on it
>>181958112Perfect eyeliner on the far left.
>>181957232Same lad cheeky stein in the Dulcimer
>>181955275One called some girls isn’t mentioned much. Has one of the best pee scenes but it’s god besides that. Cool songs sometimes and it is funny. Another one called misfits has few other scenes like that and seems good too
>>181957144>The Brits are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Europeans who have failed, or the Americans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that a Brit wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.
>>181957929every clip of this show I see I'm impressed that they managed to secure funding, sets, actors, etc, despite not having a script or any material. they go to all the trouble of dressing up and making it look like an accurate parody and then just sit and mug at the camera while making caveman noises. did anyone actually watch this garbage? it's literally just>HURRR MY NAME IS X AND I AM VERY SILLY
>>181955359>>181961372Jezza is great. Get fucked faggot basedboys
>>181960035Mainly because Kane and Maguire won their shots before and showed what to do; just fucking belt it in. Rashford was fannying about and STILL missed and Sancho and Saka attempts had all the strength of a child on a terminal cancer wing at a hospital.
>>181957307>DPD driver >losing his jobAnon, a delivery driver has to actually damage company property to risk any sort of reprimand.The useless cunts can literally choose to just not turn up without consequence and they’ll do fuck all about it. Not fake some sort of issue, or lie about nobody being there/nothing to collect (though they’ll do this too if they see too many parcels and have a chance to drive away), they can just happily ignore a delivery for no reason.
>>181959442those movies are so awesome, lots of little funny details kids dont get but are funnyalso helena bonham carters voice is dörty seksi
>>181957331less than half of these were never funny
I enjoyed this show
>>181960035Keeper beat him. Donnaruma takes a step to his right just as Rashford is about to strike the ball and it causes Rashford to try to drag the ball even tighter to the post to try to beat the keeper who he thinks is diving the right way, ultimately causing him to miss. It's still not as bad as the other two penalties and probably gets memed more because everyone hates a gay run-up.
>>181959442Feathers McGraw at 0:25