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Women MUST know the allure of their feet, right?

>>181949416
Those feet better not smell like feet or I will cause a fuss bitch

>>181949438
Me on the right.

>>181949438
I think so, was hanging out with friends and one of the normie tier girls that was there for some reason asked my friend “you ever gotten a foot job?” And kept laying her feet on him and me. Would’ve fucked her feet in front of everyone if she asked me to.

>>181949416
k true story - the day in question went like this - i had bacon,, sausages , 2 fried eggs, fried breads, coffee and pancakes with mayple for breakfast

lunch was McD - 2 quarter pounders ,fries, shake

then dinner i had Pizza and coke..

then on the way to the cinema i had a KFC...

Then in the cinema i had a big hotdog...


anyway about the 2 hr mark into TDK (joker visting dent in hospital) i really needed to crap...i felt a few farts erupt but i held them in..i didnt wanna stink up the place and i sure didnt wanna go to the toilet and miss about 5 or 10 minutes...so i held it...however i then heard/felt explosions going off in my gut...i grimmiced..'i..can...hold...it!' i thought....and then it happened...something thats never happened to me b4...i felt the fudge FORCE its way out...i gripped the seat handels..'no No NO!!' I thought..it came..there was no turning back..i was empting into my pants and there was nothing i could do about it...it came and came and came and just when i thought it was done it came some more...it started to fall down the pant leg.....then the smell started...it was obvious...the guy next to me (full house) said 'jesus christ'...i got up and squeezed past the line..people were going 'arrgggg..stinking bastard ...fing idiot..disgusting' etc

i went to the toliets went in the cubical..took off my pants and threw my caked underwear away...cleaned my pant leg as best i could..then went out the theatre..got in my car and drove away crying.

i missed the last half hour all because i couldnt stop eating...then pooping

i failed myself.....i failed the theatre audience...i failed ledger...and i failed the dark knight

>>181949438
MOAR

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>>181949905
my honest reaction

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>Footfags

>>181949438
They do, best friend girlfriend used to eade me by pinching me on the arm with her feet, wich were amazing btw
She's my best female friend and we never did anything, we even slept on the same bed in an hotel during a trip.
I'm more like a brother to her causes she doesn't have any siblings.

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>>181949438
2lewd

>>181949955
did you ever take a sniff?

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>Hawaii Theater Bangkok
>watching ID4 with Thai dub
>guy sits next to me
>literally 100s of empty seats hell I think I was the only one here until this fuckwit came in
>smiles at me
>tried to put his hands on mine
>I pulled away
>puts his hands on my legs
>gets up and run out
Shit was strange as fuck. I went home and started researching the theater. Apparently it's a gay cruising spot. I might go back to take some pictures. I'm still in Bangkok and I thought it would be interesting to explore that theater some more.

>>181949416
During Troy there were these three Gipsy teens who kept laughing and talking and everyone was geting tired of their shit in the cinema wich was packed.
People told them to shut up but they continue cause they know they are untouchables.
My friend then threw and empty bottle to them wich missed. I though he was crazy cause they could kill us, we were 11.
He threw another one amd it landed on a huge ultra chad in the front row.
The guy thought it had been the gypsies so he got up and grabbed them by the neck one by one and took them out of the theater with people applauding.
They said they were gonna kill us in the street with their knives.
Lucky for us the movie was long so they gave up and were nowhere to be found when we went out.

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>>181949974
What the fuck is hot or attractive about feet? Fucking weirdos, I'll never understand footfags

>>181949974
Nope not even the shoes I was always a coward

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>>181949416
Lemme guess: You got your dick sucked when you were both fourteen years old by your school crush, probably to a popular blockbuster flick like Transformers or Frozen, you were scared the whole time of other people spotting youse but it didn't happen, then you continued the sodomy the rest of the night, probably in your car and in the bedroom because you went to sleep. And the parents never found out still to this day.


I'm ditching this thread now. Feel free to impersonate me. Don't forget inspect element.

>>181950095
It is a heterosexual thing, you couldn't understand.

>>181950095
Why do you find boobs attractive?

>>181950095
it's a blackmail thing

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>>181950216
It's a mimi type of thing.
A dreamy type of thing.

>>181949416
In high school did anal with one of my friends' mom in at some 4PM on a Wednesday screening of 2012 right before it was pulled from cinemas when the entire building was pretty much empty. I had been fucking her for months and was just totally fed up with her. The most needy, annoying, insecure blonde leathery middle-aged bimbo with giant fake tits. Still married and everything. I shot my load up her ass and saw a little streak of shit on my cock so I excused myself to the bathroom to clean it off. Just hit me I was done with the annoying bitch as I was in the bathroom and left the cinema and drove home. She kept sending texts saying she was playing with herself and to hurry back because the cum was leaking out of her ass onto the seat but I just said sorry I'm done and cut her off. Blew up my phone for weeks after because it was before you could easily block numbers on smart phones, convinced my parents my phone had problems and got a new number.

>>181950095
You're iq is too low, t level as well

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>>181949949
you'll understand when you get older anon

>>181950095
They are a very intimate part of the body that show health, they are easy to tickle, they are elegant, they are at the bottom of the leg wich is a pathway to the pussy, they have a distinct smell that can be bad or arousing wich is kinky, they are erogenous and connected to other parts of the body, women have been taking care of them for thousands of years, pedicures, expensive shoes, etc. They are very intricate with the sole the top the toes... it can have many forms and some girls are cute than others with having soft soles or the perfect toe size, they are unique, a girl using feet to tease you is basic, touching your penis with her foot under the table is enough to get most men going. Etc.
If you don't get it you are an npc

>>181950274
Oldfag here. No, he won't. Your foot obsession makes no sense. Even your video is showing off her legs, not her feet you absolute retard.

I have only been to a theater only once in my life and everything sucked ass. I am never going there ever again.

>>181949416
It was shitty movie called Gemini, like 20 people in whole cinema. There was guy who fall asleep and start snoring very loudly. His friend woke him up after a while but it was more entertaining than whole movie.

>>181949949
Naked feet mean woman is comfy with you so she take off shoes. Its like crossed arms etc. We are still monkeys

There's something definitely strange about footfags. I understand people having fetishes, but every footfag that's ever posted (even in this thread), there's just something off about them.

>>181950549
Way less strange than gay people

>>181949416
I asked a black woman sitting behind me to be quiet about 30 mins into a movie. She got angry and started yelling so I stood up and said "just shut the fuck up." People clapped. She sat there for about 5 mins muttering angrily every 30 seconds or so, kicked my seat, stood up and talked to herself as she and her friend left.

>>181950549
honestly it's not that strange. What's strange are the people who don't care about feet either way.
Either you're deranged and they turn you on, or you're autistic and they disgust you. Having neither sentiment means you're a brainless drone.

>>181950615
As if thinking something like a foot that's calloused and gross falls into the "autistic" category.

>>181950652
explain why normies all wear sandals in the summer?

>>181950401
>AAHHH what you like looking at isn't the thing I was trying to judge you for and that makes you a retard
What kind of autism is this?

>>181950507
Arent crossed arms are the opposite of feeling comfortable?

>>181950237
Fondling her cupcakes?
Fondling her yum yums?

>>181950605
Why are you lying to strangers on the internet?

Strangest was watching Joker in a theater with my gf,
About halfway through the movie we heard a loud snore and realized a homeless gent had fallen asleep several rows behind us. He would occasionally stir when cops appeared in the film and say things like “lemme be” and “I’m supposed to be here”.

At one point he woke up and sat directly behind us and she quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom then came back and sat down like seven rows further down. I waited until he fell asleep again in a couple minutes then joined her

Mep

>>181949416
Thank God I went to the theater very few times and of those that I did I never really had a remarkable bad experience, unless it was the movie itself that was not to my total liking.

>>181949949
>Footfags
Why do we footfags have such a bad reputation?? I don't understand??

feet aren't attractive when they're trying hard to look attractive

Was being given oral sex (we were at the back and there wasnt many people there) and then I was half way through the couple in front of us noticed and just turned around and looked. No words or anything, they just looked at me with dead soulless fish eyes

>>181949416
You horny animals are disgusting as hell. You need to die. It's just a person, it's just feet, stop making such a big deal out of it.

>>181950674
if feet are what you are focusing on in that gif then you are a fag. Sorry, anon

tfw too high IQ to understand foot fetishism

>>181954244
it's the best, i wasn't a footchad but once it clicks it's the best, it's like you found another clit on a woman's body

>>181949416
don't really have any outlandish theater experiences, one of the few i remember was going to see blade 2 with my family as a kid and the grown man next to me was crying at the end.
all i got..

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>>181954286
Thanks for acknowledging you've never been with a woman and never will be with a woman

>>181950346
>if you’re not a degenerate loser like me, you’re an NPC

>>181949438
I'm sure they all found out during the kung flu lockdown where every whore was getting rich by posting their feet on OF for their easiest money earned in their lives.

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>>181949416
When i had sex with my girl last week she asked me if i'm into feet and want to fuck hers, lol

Told her that i'm not but it's still nice to have a woman being this eager to please you sexually

>>181949416
I had a similar situation to this. I was watching RotK in theatres with my mom and this girl was sitting next to us with her boyfriend but she was sitting so that her barefeet were pointed right next to my head. she was also making out with her boyfriend for half the movie.

I saw a quiet black woman at a theater once. She just watched the movie and then got up and left when it was over. Fucking twilight zone shit.

>>181949416
if course this guy say to the girl without sounding mad?

>>181956006
>may I have a lick? Perchance?

>>181954530
whats degenerate loser about liking a female body part??

>>181956198
Having sexual feelings from a non sexual body part is a mental illness.

>>181956226
like the ass, face, legs, tummy, neck or tits?

>>181956338
>tits non sexual
virgin or homosexual?

>>181956226
So liking milk dispeners and the place where poop comes out of are also mental illnesses

>>181956406
>place where poop comes out of is also mental illness
absolutely.

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>One time, I went to go see The Garbage Pail Kids Movie with my friends
>there was this fat kid that sat right in front of me. the entire time he was farting and laughing at every freaking joke like it was a Bee Movie Video.
>About halfway through the movie he started to cry and fart at the same time. I have a problem with my ears where noises over 99 decibels can cause me to have pretty bad pain.
>This kid's crying, now turned screeching, started to give me a bad headache in the span of 5 minutes. This entire time the mom was on her phone, doing something that made a lot of noise.
>I learned that the real reason the kid was crying was because a staff member tripped him and he spilled his popcorn. I found this out, because another friend of mine worked at the movie theater, and saw the whole thing. It was at this point that I wanted to kill myself.

>>181956513
>where noises over 99 decibels
dropped
Don't give numbers when you have no idea what they mean. It ruins your larps, faggot.

>>181956513
Imagine how bad it must suck to be the parent of a fat retard. Its not surprising how they just become numb to it like that.

>>181952454
Because a great deal of them are cringe-inducing freaks. You never see guys post " let me lick your shitty ass" or ,"lets me fuck your swesty pits" on a girl's social media, even though there are undoubtedlypeople with these fetishes out there. But you'll see dudes talk about feet if they even get the slightest hint of them on any girl's social media. I blame it on a lack of getting to huff sweet stinky soles on your face or a lack of ever getting a footjob: these mooks never experienced this so they go total coom brain for feet in any context or social setting.

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>>181950095
It’s a black male thing! Alright?

>>181954244
>t. Midwit

>>181956360
oh so you are retarded

as usual these threads are full of freaks who froth and foam about cute female feet but are perfectly fine with tranny and fag spam on this board

when did this board become such a centre for faggotry?

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>>181949416
>go to the kino theatre
>"one ticket to X please"
>"just one?"
never again, I haven't watched a movie outside my home in 9 years

>>181956743
>refuses to answer
yep. its a lgtbqpxyz123 all right.

>>181949416
Prior to the trailers starting this little asian girl with a large friend group stands up and starts lecturing the rest of the theater on what an honor it was for us to be seeing a movie with them.
This black guy beans her right in the face with something and the theater just erupts into laughter.
The girls called ushers on their dude but the rest of us said she was lying and the black guy only asked her to stop being disruptive.
The girl and her friends left before the movie even started.

>>181956513
>mom was on a cell phone in the mid 80’s

>>181956778
I'm not fine with any of the above, including footfag threads. Now what's the procedure?

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this was a really long time ago and I think I was watching one of the Pirates of the Carribean movies in a theater.

this older guy had a heart attack during the movie and the theater had to stop the movie and turn on the house lights. then I saw the paramedics come in a few minutes later with their equipment and a big gurney for him.

then aft3r 20 some minutes they dimmed the lights again and started the movie where we left off. the staff never even addressed th3 audience 9r nothing whil3 th3y were working on the poor bastard.

>>181949890
she was asking you
permavirgin retard

>>181957485
why did you start to slip into l337 speak in the third paragraph

>>181956811
tits are as sexual as legs or feet my friend

>>181950046
Lol

Got really drunk and saw the Hobbit, it sucked, kept getting drunk with single shots I snuck in and went to go so Lincoln while I was there
Good looking older woman sits right next to me in an almost empty theater, fuck around with her the whole movie, I don't even remember what the movie was about lol

>>181949438
Nah they don't, they also paint their toenails only for other girls to see them

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>>181949905

> i failed myself.....i failed the theatre audience...i failed ledger...and i failed the dark knight

>>181950082

Based, I have the unluck to have born in a neighborhood with several gipsie families, and I can say with scientific accuracy that all gippos are human trash, each and every one of them.
Uncle Adolf chose the wrong target, back in the days

Everything Everywhere all at Once.
The entire theater going wild, laughing & gasping.
The 4 of us on a row, utterly bored, half-asleep, regretting our choice.

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>>181950095

Same thing with armpits, shoulders, or belly buttons
It's a female body part that is usually hidden/covered so seeing it "naked" it's arousing.
Plus it's a body part that can have a distinctive smell, and many people (not me) get turned on by things like that, much like sniffing the musky scent of a vagina, or the BRAAAAAPs of your gf.
Last thing, they're objectively cute, they're extremely smooth and just comes natural to want to touch and massage them. I'm talking about clean, well kept feet of course

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the perfect girl doesn't exi...

>>181949416
>Ok I will tell some stupid embarassing shit that happened to me.

>Went to see Smile this october.
>Sitting in the theater with my girl and some friends.
>All of the sudden we begin to hear loud sounds that sound like gunshots everyone looks nervous but it probably is just another movie
>My girl and me start to walk out because she wants to use the restroom but she is scared so I tell her I will walk with her.
>She gets to the door and hears people crying and screaming. She goes into panic mode and instantly runs out of the exit doors.
>Some already nervous people see her do this and panic insues with people all scattering to get out of the theater.
>We all meet up outside and leave the movie. >Later we see 6-10 police show up at the theater nothing really happens and it probably was her hearing another horror movie but we never interact with the cops.

Pretty much shut a whole theater down because of this embarassing incident.

>>181949974

Not him. I would often take a whiff of my female flatmate's shoes when they weren't around.

My foot fetish is much lower now compared to my teenage years, but sometimes it comes back like a bull. Last summer I went on a weekend trip with some friends, in a nice airbnb in Tuscany. With us there was this couple, and the girl was a fucking 9/10, literally a model with an amazing body, fun and intelligent too. The airbnb even had a pool and seeing her swimming with her white bikini was really driving me crazy. The last night during our last dinner together I stood up pretending to go to the bathroom, instead I went to the couple's room (rooms weren't locked), took the flip flops of the girl and fapped furiously while sniffing and licking at it. I came buckets, cleaned myself, cleaned the flip-flop, get out of the room then went to finish dinner with the rest of the group. It felt amazing.

>>181956793
Book it online, bro.

>>181956793
Good thing for you modern movies suck ass anyways
Pretty sure the only movie I saw in theaters last year was Top Gun 2

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>>181959767
>Usually hidden/covered
Are you some kind of sheltered retard?
During Late Spring/Summer/Early Fall a lot of women wear shit like sandals, slippers, etc. And you can always go to the beach.
No seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Do you jizz yourself at the public pool?