You're hired to fix this man's career. Where do you start
I recommend suicide.
First, he acts like the Whale...
Call up Jazzy Jeff & do the theme to the next Halloween movie.
Step 1: Divorce his wife, and publicly tell Chris Rock that he was wrong to slap him like a punk.
TND
>>181947402>You, Human (2024)I'd otherwise say MIB, but that already has too many sequels.
>>181947402Host the oscars next year and act liek nothign ever happened.
Lynching.
>>181947402Come out as gay so he has a reason to divorce Jada
>>181947482Or rather>Come out as straight so he has a reason to divorce Jada
GTA San Andreas movie where he plays Sweet.
>Have him pretend to be a super depressed alcoholic for 3 years>No posting on social media during this time, only public interaction is being caught buying booze or occasionally being quietly drunk in public>Divorce his wife ofc>After the 3 year period of being an alcoholic, he makes his comeback in an Oscar bait movie with the Safdie brothers as directors
>>181947477David Lynch doesn't really make movies anymore.
>get divorced>work on a HARDCORE rap album>get him roles as historic Jews>have him say black were the original Jews>10yrs up, nominated for oscar >libs can't hate him cause he's black>maga can't hate him because he hates the jews>Jews hate him, but loves how much money he makes themSee, everyone loves the Fresh Prince!
The problem with Will is that his ego is always in the way. He refused to star in Django and the Matrix unless they made retarded changes to the script. So even if you find the perfect role for him, he will still find ways to fuck it up
Isn't he filthy rich? why would he need a career at this point?
>>181947599He's an attention whore like 99.99% of actors.
>>181947596From what I heard it's his wife who decides if Will will star in the movie or not.
>>181947402By recommending suicide
>>181947402> kill wife> kill children> convert to islam in prison> write poetry
Looking back it's amazing he's had an acting career at all. He's certainly not all that charismatic compared to say a Denzel or Jamie Foxx. He can't even act that well
>>181947599How much of his money goes straight to scientology?
>>181947402>divorce and get some dignity ffs>get some epic oscar bait role>get a famous gf ,hang out with Dicaprio and fuck some models or something
>>181947654the casting couch is real
>>181947402First thing, Will... Ima need you to slap Jada.
>>181947402Pivot him to serious dramatic roles interspresed with good action flicks. He's a good actor but a broken man. Let that shine through.
Marry Chris Rock.
>>181947402when will his suffering end?
>>181947402He raised a faggot son. His faggot son's boyfriend then started fucking his wife. He went on national TV and let his wife say that she is the only one that decides who fucks her. This actual cuckolde said fine and cried on TV like a bitch. Not a funny ha-ha he's a cuck moment. An actual unironic cuck. He missed the opportunity to bitchslap his son when the kid started to dress gay. He missed the opportunity to bitchslap his wife on national TV.The only thing he can do to regain his honor is rape that man, then rap about it with 50 cent. If he cant do that he needs to neck himself.
>>181947402Give him PCP and a Scottish claymore and tell him to behead Jada with it. I will have already invited Warwick Davis to their home in advance.
>>181947932the way she did that on national tv is possibly the worst act of betrayal and humiliation imaginable. Even if he didn't flip out on tv, he needs to divorce he desperately. She ain't even fit.
make him white
>>181947460Not sure if he needs to keep acknowledging Chris Rock, but absolutely dump that cunt wife of his.
>>181947402Dubbing anime
>Fresh Prince of Bel AireExcept now he's all grown up and has kids.
>>181948248I could even deal with his crazy kids but the wife fucking around is fucked
>>181947402make Wild Wild West 2 and kill him off like Independence Day 2
>>181947532>become an alcoholic for three years>hold a press event out of the blue>reveal it was just method acting to make a sequel to Hancock
die
>>181947402>Where do you start1. break into scientology HQ and steal all the comprising data they have on Will Smith2. travel to Serbia and find Tupac and get the password for jada's secret safe box that contains comprising data she has on Will Smith3. contact Jackie Chan and beg him to release the sex tape between Jaden Smith and Tyler the Creator. No matter if you have to pledge alliance to CCP4. Kidnap Jon Peters and force him to finance Wild Wild West 25. Resurrect Paul Mooney so he could rape Chris Rock and tell him to apologize to Will Smith
>>181947402murder suicide at home
>>181947402divorce your wifeb subtle about it, but imply she was a narc and she was abusing him emotionally.
>>181947560>Jewsthey'd just Cosby him
>>181947402just a24 him seems to work for everybody these days
>>181947402Can't be done. He's a good actor who's taken on far too many shit projects and he's a PR nightmare on top of this. He's done. He should consider retirement. Or one more rap album for shits and gigs
>>181949209All of his hits were covers even men in black wasnt original lmao he just rapped over other peoples songs looped up...he needs to just fuck off and die.
>>181949277Did he let Jada fuck your mom or something?
>>181947402>3 months of pussy therapy on DiCaprio's yaht>beat the fuck out of jada and that faggot son to establish your street cred>link up with Terry Crews, Dave Chappelle and other boys to produce the ultimate blaxplotation action comedy kino
Divorce JadaLet Chris Rock publicly smack himPublicly apologize to Chris RockBeat up August AlainaBeat up his sonBeat up Tyler, the CreatorRelease a collar album with 50 CentFresh Prince comedy movie starting off where the original ended, Carlton smacks Will in itStart fucking Margot RobbieA24 movie where he plays an anorexic version of the Whale, call it Stickbug
i say we get to brign back the "WOO!" THing he used to do"WOO!"get him in a movey where he does itat least 5 times. then amecrica will fall in love will will smith all over again"WOO!"
>>181947532>>181948520this can work
>>181947402If he made this film now, he would instantly save his career with the dark sad ending. For anyone who hasn't seen this, one of the most depressing films with positive themes. Instead of that overrated 'Pursuit Of Happyness' this film should have gotten more attention when it was released. I suppose the mediocre cover and posters didn't help advertise it enough.
>>181947402buddy cop movie like bad boys but its him and rock
>>181949532this is the way
>>181947402the first biopic of a 4chan poster.
>>181947402I'd have him release an album of remakes/cover songs of all the most ghetto songs about "nigger bitches". It would be a double-album, and it would definitely go platinum or even diamond.
>>181947402He divorces Jada and begins work on the Pluto Nash prequel
His only option at this point is to try and take the throne of a certain type of genre film from Christian XXX
first bend the knee to them. the full package: BLM, pronouns in bio, anti-Christianity. then, do a 45th reboot of either Batman or Spiderman, and cast him in that.
>>181947402another Bad Boys sequel but now it's a trio with Smith, Lawrence, and Rock
>>181947402Get him back to his roots by encouraging more nigga moments.
>>181947402Man in black 5!!!!
>>181947402Get him to kill his wife. OJ did it and was never more famous.
>>181947402Kill his kids and wifeStar him in a melancholic drama Star him in a comedy and have him invest in communities or whatever
He needs to retire. Dude's got millions. He can fade away and not hurt financially for the rest of his life. He needs to divorce his wife. I mean how can you just let a woman cuck you and pretend all is fine?
Double murder suicide is the only way out at this point. He's a complete laughing stock otherwise.
>>181947402Divorce the ho Commit a more violent crime for street cred Put out a fire album with 21 SavageMake a motion picture with Tommy Lee Jones where u play brutal train robbers Basically lean into ur inner nigger stop being the uncle Tom u was nigga Sincerely, Tony Rock
>>181947402Buddy cop movie with Kanye with many self deprecating jokes about cancel culture and nigger mentality
>>181949544Literally reunite G Unit with Will being the sixth member. 50, Yayo, Banks, Buck, Kidd Kidd, And Will
>>181947402If he kills Putin he is back on my good n word list
>>181947402The only person in the Smith stable worthy of fame is his daughter. She should have become an actress and the son should have become a rapper. But Will was too dumb to recognize his daughter's talent, so he pushed her into a dead end street. Then his son became a homo and now it's over. Seriously though, his best roles ever wer Independence Day and MIB. In both, he plays the low ranking amateur who somehow kills big things. This is what he should play.
>>181947402Bad Boys 4 L4fe with Kanye, soundtrack by DaBaby
>>181952989He should literally do something totally fucked up like a movie in whiteface playing Teddy Roosevelt or some shit. Holla if you hear me.
>>181952989but Hollywood would never cast her. She's too attractive. The jews only cast ugly sheboons.
>>181947414it was fake and gaystop posting this nigger
>Convince Will to give all his money and assets to Trey (the only legitimate heir to the Smith fortune), and have it in writing>Covince Will to live out the rest of his days on a secluded island>plant handsome man on island so Will can have a partner and no longer have to hide his gayness>Wait several years before I kidnap Jaida's brood, and sell them to Chinese zookeepers/slavers/private collectors>subdue Jaida, perform a clitorectomy, and inject her with AIDS>use photoshop/AI/twitter/useful idiots to gaslight the media into thinking she's a Trump supporter to permanently tarnish her reputation>watch Jaida fade into obscurity while living out the remainder of her life in pain
>>181947427The Whale cinematic universe of rejected Hollywood actors
>>181953756>>181953719The only reason he did it was for attention and because they have blackmail on them bothit was fake and staged u dumb faggots stop posting
>>181947402Shark Tale sequel.
>>181947402Divorce his wife, get rid of his kids.
Don Bluth's I Am Legend requel
>>181947402It's going to have to be a Birdman type movie where he plays himself.
After Earth 2
>>181954110keep coping, Jada
>ditches Jada immediately>announces a break from the spotlight>doesn't post anything to social media for a year>has his agents find a good drama or action role>gets on a cycle and gets ripped>comes back after a year to announce his new up coming film>starts posting himself with 20 somethings on social media>creates a podcast that rips on women and talks about how he's reformed and sees his past mistakesBasically I'd turn him into Leo mixed with Rogan with a lot of misogyny added.
>>181947402Assassinate his wife and children.
>>181947402divorce
MTV show called "The Slap" and Will does the iconic "the slap" to pre approved guests
I have never had a problem with this man. He did what he thought was right in front of everyone. They disrespect your wife, you act accordingly. For me there is nothing to fix.
Produce and star in GI Jane 2, alongside his wife featuring Chris Rock.
>>181947402>divorce Jada >reconnect with his first born son >apologize to Chris Rock publicly >do some arthouse flicks with people like Eggers or the Safdies >show that you're going to therapy
>>181958289He did nothing to the guy that slept with his wifeSlapping Chris Rock was cuck rage
>>181947402by slapping chris again, this time with feeling! ( this is a joke )
>>181948520based and redpilled. method acting pilled
>>181949700based
>>181947402Hes just generally likeable, and seems like a great guy, just any movie to showcase that center stage, he has that wholesome energy that's timeless and classic. Back when people trusted things
>>181958398>apologize to Chris Rock publiclythat happened 2 years ago already
>>181947924will deserves better man, he was a role model and a great dude.
>>181947402>divorce >TRT>send him out on a semi guided month long canoe trip.
>>181947532>>181948520This is perfect because Will would never become an alcoholic. He's preserved his body to make the most of his success, but Hollywood wants you insanely high-T and roiding your life away like Hemsworth and Reddick, or throwing it away with exaggerated bad behavior like the stars of old. A fake alcoholism arc would be kino.
>Divorce wife>Have a Shia tier come to Jesus conversion>get friendly with too big to fail Christchads in the industry like Chris Pratt, The Rock, Terry Crews>get some pity role>cash in on nostalgia and goodwill to drive career forward
Kill the whole smith family. They will not be missed.
>>181947402YOU CANNOT UNSLAP PEOPLE, THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS
I think he’s too nice and let’s his family walk all over him. He should give them all an ultimatum to either support him or find their own way in life. Then he should find a project to do with Chris Rock to show everyone the past is behind them.
>>181961242You don't think he's been sleeping with women besides his wife? He's with Jada to maintain an image. They're a power couple/power family. That's why they're together
blame it all on the wife
>>181961354LOL this blackcell cope again. No Hest clearly not sleeping with other women if that cry is anything to go by
>>181947402I, Robot 2I Am Legend 2 Hancock 2
>>181947402I don't think it is possible.
>>181961451And this is whitecel cope. He was clearly fucking Margot Robbie back in 2015/2016
>>181947509He's more Big Bear at this point
I sit him Clockwork Orange style in front of redpilling videos.
>>181948248>Uncle Will>is fat and physically abusivethis would be kino
>>181947402Step 1: DivorceStep 2: Quit ScientologyStep 3: Hire someone to write a long and heartfelt apology letter Chris Rock, and to the world, about his behaviorStep 4: Pledge to spend 90% his wealth on charity work in Africa, building schools, houses, infrastructureStep 5: Quit social media.Step 6: Spend one year in Africa overseeing charitable projects, no mediaStep 7: Start making off-Broadway theater productionsStep 8: Do step 7 for 5 yearsStep 9: Star and direct in something like A Marriage Story about himself and Jada and their kids, telling the true story of how toxic their life was, and how Hollywood turns people into freaks and monsters
>>181962800Proof of that's right none, the biggest cuck in the world is black accept if niggcel
>>181953116>septum piercingwhat a shame, she actually is nice looking
>>181947402The Whale 2
Buy banan with 20$
>>181963210lol gay
>>181947596The Matrix I can believe. He made a succesful film with MiB and he got to work with the same director for WWW and got offered doing the similar rounds (like another music video with the movie). Wachowski's were complete nobodies in comparison.But rejecting Tarantino was beyond fucking retarded. There's just nothing redeemable there.
>>181948028The fact that Will tolerated it was shocking. No normal man would EVER allow that. Jada has to have something on him he can't let get out. Schizo theory but it's the only thing that makes sense, and by being such a public cunt Will can't have her killed either or he will be suspect #1 2 and 3. Jada is evil.
vitiligo
Break. That. Buck.
