WHAT A LIFE
>>181925065they made Cocaine Bearwhy not Drunk Bear?
drinking is life
Hold off on the bans, we'll take another lap first
Better than posting on /tv/ all day.
>>181925065why the fuck does he kill himself in the end, just when he finally managed to turn his outlook around?did the store run out of 211 steelies?
>>181925244I believe you loose more braincells by drinking.
>>181925353>looseWay to prove yourself wrong
>>181925353Yes, that's the idea. It's lonely at the topMany of the people that shaped our world and technologies were functional alcoholics at times. Higher IQ = higher likelihood to binge drink aloneThat being said, I'm having a hard time finding post-20th century inventors who are publicly known to have been alcoholics>loose>braincells
>>181925817there was prohibition in a lot of countries during that time so they had to keep it on the down low
DRUKchads, what's on the menu tonight
As long as you don't do it too often, going out is so much fun bros.
>>181925891It's only just beginning
>>181926245A mojito, a radler, yeti imperial stout, sundbybergs ipa, omnipollo maz, another mojito and possibly a carlsberg or some captain morgan spiced gold. My main problem is that I'm fucking bloated as hell because i just sank a pizza and a bag of xhips and I'm about to drop a bag of popcorn into my gulletAlso druk makes me ADD, who the fuck decided for The Aviator to be a 3 hour movie christ
>>181926270Alcohol alone just makes me dizzy, hot and tired. Going out is like a wholly different drug.
>>181925113this druk thread is brought to you by COCAINE BEARtm see it in theatres everywhere now
>>181925113Cocaine behr was disappointing. I wanted moar gore and Ray Liotta.
>>181926966It's weird how much a drug can be different depending on the situation you take it in.
>>181925465>>181925817I'm an ESL. The only smart functioning alcoholic that I knew was my History teacher who had a Ph.D. in his domain and who wrote books but he only became alcoholic after completing his studies because his wife & daughter died in a car accident. All others were scumbags who always repeated the same stupid things. After dozens of years of alcoholism, your brain become rotten.
>>181927224>I'm an ESLOh okay, that's understandable. I won't give you shit for that anymore, communicating online in a different language is not easy (I have experience with that too)>only became alcoholic after completing his studies because his wife & daughter died in a car accidentgrim.>After dozens of years of alcoholism, your brain become rottenYeah true that's undeniableAnyway, I won't offer a rational defence for alcohol but an emotional one [from experience]:Sometimes in life it feels like you've exhausted most venues for help, only to realize that most people are simply callous and uncaring, unless your problems are right in their face and somehow involve them too (out of sight, out of mind). Feeling a lack of interpersonal meaning and connection with other people despite many attemptsIn those times, it's easy to turn to the bottle to get some passing physical comfort at least (even though it objectively causes more damage in the long run). Sometimes people would rather harm their future self, than deal with the pain of the presentalso on a more positive note, it can be FUN
Druk kings we must survive......
>binge drinking since jan last yearI've saved DRUK on my watchlist when i finally decide to stop am i missing out on a harmless kino?
>>181928379Cheers, just don't drink everyday and we'll be fine>>181928435Watching Druk is only going to make you want to drink again, you should watch it now
>>181926245PBR and corned BEEF
>>181928435whenever i watch druk i literally fall in love with drinking and i don't even have a problem with it, just watch it now before you want to quit because once you quit and watch it it's gonna be tough
>>181928435Binge drinking every weekend since 2007Get on my level
>The leg pains start againwelp
8 of these and getting behind the wheel
>>181928697How're you even alive?
>>181928838Drinking is good for you
>>181928697Define "binge drinking"
>>18192895110+ drinks in a night
>>181928838I'm a white able bodied American with Irish and German DNA
>>181929046Damn, I'm only 5⅔ drinks in and I'm about to tap out
Any good DRUK stories?
>tfw no local comfy pub to drink at on a rainy night
>>181929150Sorry you just weren't born to drink bruh
>>181929150Alcoholism is 100% genetic. You either have it or you don't
>>181929164>Start drinking at 9 PM on a Friday night after eating a full meal>Don't drink more than 5 beers>Watch dirt track rallycar highlights on youtube for a few hours>Get in the shower and wash up >Go to bed at a reasonable time>Wake up at 8 AM and do my laundryJust making the best of this wild and crazy youth
HOW are we all feeling this fine DRUK night?
>>181929267When im drinking with my coworker and we all count our drinks, I've had 3 and he, who is in the same state as me, has had 9. His liver must have fucking abs.
>>181929578I've had my 2 hour pause in the middle of the movie therapeutic ramble for tonight
>>181925065had 3 glasses of bacardi cola mix tonightlistened to music for hours and played some vidyathank god i didnt drink too much like last week and vomitted all over my bed while i sleptWHAT A LIFE
>>181929046>>181929150>>181929318does it still count as binge drinking if you crush 5-6 tallboys (~7.5 to 8 units of alcohol) in one sitting but do it over the span of 5 to 8 hours while getting progressively more drunk and out of control?by the end of it Im singing and cursing out loud to no one in particular>>181929578DRUKkers are the most oppressed posters. Jannies keep closing the threads early
>Started talking to myself and having imaginary conversations while drukIts over isnt it
>>181929692I started doing this long before I ever considered taking up drinking.
>>181929635>>181929692too relatableI end up watching youtube vids that just reinforce my views
>>181927224Honestly though, what joy do you get out of life after 45? Body breaks down, no one finds you attractive any more, still got 20 years to retirement...
For me its going out walking at 3am while druk
>>181929899>For me its going out walking at 3am while drukand feeling like Dark Tobey McGuire in Spiderman 3
>>181928789I get that it's cheap and gets you fucked but I can't stand this shit. It was the only beer I ever tried where I actually couldn't finish it
>>181929988Obviously you don't live near nigs
Guys I just finished my 7th PBR and ate a Reuben. Feeling fine as cherry wine
>>181930304yes good pointat 3am Id imagine it's just a constant feeling of fear and looking over your shoulder?I live in a cold climate, so that seems to keep that sort of people at bay (they don't move to cold areas as much)
>>181929899Wind chills me to the bone when druk so no thanks
>>181930419Yeah I live in Toledo OH and would only go out at night with a pistol in my pocket
>>181929164>Last year, I went to a friend's house to party with him and a few of our mutual friends>He invites this indian dude we went to highschool with>Dude brings a handle of canadian club and an empty crown royal in the rocker>Pours the canadian cllub in the rocker bottle>A few shots later, it's revealed that my birthday is tomorrow>Big mistake>The indian dude flips out, demanding we all do birthday shots>Two shots later, the indian dude starts throwing up nazi salutes, saying Hitler had some good ideas>Everyone is dying of laughter except our one jewish friend>jew gets pissed, leaves>We finish the canadian club and the indian passes out>I get a ride home from friend who doesn't drink>Last thing I remember is opening the door to my apartment>Next thing I know, I'm coming to on the edge of my bedThat was the last time I drank to black out and I never wanna do that again. Also, no canadian club for me anymore because apparently it makes indians become nazis. Not the crazies story, but I still laugh about it occasionally
>>181930551Psshh get back to me when you drive home from the bar and don't remember how you got home and why your pants are all wet in the morning
>>181930797Fr how many of you posers have pissed the bed?
>>181930903More than I care to remember. Hasn't happened in a long time though. I've pissed myself standing up and multiple times in the car because I'm a degenerate
I love you druk kings
You know what goes great with booze? Ritalin.. thanks to my wife I have all I want
>>181930797>>181930903woke up with dry vomit on my shirt and sheets one timescary
>>181931198Cocaine is better but also dirty
>>181925065I'm drunk right now.
>>181925065 Late December back in '63
>>181930903never pissed the bedhave thrown up all over myself in public
>>181931242That's the thing. Most people vomit but I don't unless I force it. My bladder has let me down soon many times though
>>181930903I shat it on acid once but never pissed on it with booze
>>181931256Fuck I want coke. Too bad it's expensive and exclusively sold by ghetto nigs
Whiskey chad here. Bought J-ack for tonight on a whim and I am genuinely impressed since i haven't tasted it in years but it's really nice. Well done burgers well done
>>181930551I hate that tourneyfags ruined the chance of me ever playing some free-for-all on random stages again
>>181931450Coke is only good for 10 minutes at a time. Expensive habit for something so fleeting
>>181931449That's a bad trip bruh
>>181931511Nah I just felt so good I loosened my bowels
>>181931504True. I suppose that's why meth is so popular. Never tried it myself but I've railed plenty of Adderall in the past
>>181931553Hilarious. My wife did way too much acid once and became manic. I had to take her to the hospital and she ended up in the psych ward for several weeks
>>181931672Your wife sounds like she knows how to party
I vomited all over a train door this week because the bathroom door was locked. All while listening to the babylon soundtrack on my headphones
>>181931715Yeah drugs are fun until they're not. Such is life
Who /tequila/ here?Whiskey and vodka put me to sleep. Tequila has esoteric and psychadelic qualities to it that set it apart from all other liquors.
HOW are we doing tonight DRUK gods? What are we all watching?
>>181931772What a life
>>181931848NCAA basketball because I'm a Chad and also a film connoisseur
Ive been drinking for 4 days, now Im all out and Im feeling lonely and depressed any movies for this feel?
>>181931843I am literally Don Draper, all clear liquors are disgusting to me and fuck my stomach up. Whisky/cognac/rum is where it's at
>>181931175Love u too, anon
>>181931915johnny drives to the liquor store for a bottle of voddy is a good television and film
>>181931950Interesting considering the only difference between the two is either artificial color or barrel aging
>>181931848Just finished season 1 of Mad Men. It's a bit soapy for my taste, so if season 2 doesn't pick up a bit, I'll probably just stop watching. Roger is great, though
>>181932118too bad they dont sell alcohol at this hr
>tfw you're an alcoholic history teacher watching this movie for the first time
Am I a faggot for drinking flavored whiskey?
>>181932274Are there history teachers that aren't alchies?
For me it's calling up my bud in tears and telling him he's my best friend and I love him causing him to drive to my place in alarm because he thought I was about to an hero at 2am
>>181932372Based friend. Buy him some beer.
>>181932301Flavored whiskey? Why? Just drink girl vodka
>>181932274you got any favorite Youtube history kino you can share with the class?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qTINs4Sq8A
>>181932372Are you in love with him? Sounds kinda homosexual
>>181932274you should watch the Wave https://youtu.be/N9vdfb2f-B0
>>181932437I hate vodka.
>>181932274I have a master's degree in history, and I've already decided that I will be an alcoholic teacher in my 40's. In the meanwhile i'll do a less depressing job while being a borderline alcoholic
>>181932555Respect. If I was a teacher I would definitely try to bang my students
>>181932518Vodka is the most pure distilled spirit, just mix it with something if you cant stand raw 40% Whiskey is basically a glorified moonshine and will give you worse hangover
>>181932301don't drink it because usually the flavors are too sweet but all whiskey is based imoit shouldn't be viewed any differently from a cocktail
What are the best kinos to watch while druk?
>>181931794Sorry that happened to your missus. At least you seem to have a good head on your shoulders
>>181932699dumb movies with good soundtracks
>>181932699Atomic Shrimp budget challennges on youtube
>>181932699As long as you don't try to keep up with the main characters, The Lighthouse is pretty good while drunk
>>181932709Thanks bro. Peace be with you
>>18193269980s camp horror
FIVE MINUTES ALOOOOOOONE!
>>181932724for me, it's classical russian music when drinking. they really touch the soul, almost too muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-wZiGCanqU
Do you guys ever feel bad for your penises? It deserved better than this life I gave it.
>Turn 30>Hangovers get 1000000000000000x worseAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>181933040hangovers don't get worse, it's just that the nights before are less worth it
>have exam tomorrow>just bought a case of beer and a bottle of vodkayep, I'm letting chatgpt handle this one
>>181932794+1. that movie is fucking hilarious
>>181933117every profound, actually. thanks anon
>>181932921Yeah my dick is underutilized lately.
My stomach explodes whenever i drink now, its over isnt it
>>181932199Christina Hendricks though.
I found this in my freezer last Sunday, brand new bottle, i don't remember buying this and I have 0 idea who could've brought it although there are some possibilities, well i guess I'll finish it today. it's not that good
>>181933219Try half a teaspoon of baking soda (NOT POWDER) with a cup of water. Helps with the acid reflux and should settle your stomach
>>181932794>>181933145>that 2-3 week period of my life where I'd get progressively more druk while watching The Lighthouse 4k version on repeat>stay up until early morning, keep trying to memorize and repeat the HAAAARK speech out loud, at midnight, 3am, 5am, anytime>every time time I mess up the speech I start over from HAAAAAAAAARK!! and imitate the sound of thunder>(all this while living in an appartment with paper thing walls, my neighbours must've hated me)You don't like me cookin'?https://youtu.be/lbMD1iT4J8E?t=192
>>181933338>it's not that goodIt's Capt Morgan lol what'd ya expect?
>>181932699VH1 Behind the Music, bonus points for 80's Hair Metal bands.
>>181933119Based AI pioneer.
>>181933346I might bro, if i eat anything acid after drinking like a curry i'm shitting water for days
>>181933219maybe your gut flora is fucked. do you drink a lot of diet cokes or energy drinks, and don't eat your veggies and fruits? cause i was in that position, started drinking some kefir daily. sleep improved instantly, digestion improved instantly. kefir is god's gift
>>181925065So bros in my country several people died of weed contaminated with fentanyl. All my stoner friends are freaking out, me I guess I'm done with grass and and any other shit and coming back to sweet mama booze.
drank 1 beer (0.5 liters=17 ounces) and 3 large vodkas(0.3 liters=10 ounces) in a bar, bought 3 beers for home and 1 pack of ciggies and starting mass effect again WHAT A LIFE
>>181928655The day after I watched Druk I actually drank a few sips of whiskey before going to work and listened to “what a life” on the way to work. I still work there
>>181933386i'm really not a whiskey/vodka drinker at all, i like wine and beer. i love the taste of both and kinda enjoy the slow descent into drukness rather than forcing down shots, but it's all i have right now
>>181933311She's a bombshell but Peggy is cute as fuck and I think I'm turning into pic rel because I think she was hotter at the end of season 1 than the start of season 2 where she lost like 25 pounds
>>181933383WHY'D YE SPILL YER GUTS?
>>181933530based, i might sip before work and uni just to see if i open up more to my colleagues, i'm always sigma grindsetting away and avoiding most small talk
>>181926245Pic related with some cheap tonic. What should I watch while drinking it?
>be me>feel sad>get drunk>feel happy sadlife is good
>>181933519jesus christ in what unholy country do you live where they cut weed of all things. Like normally if you're not buying intact nugs theres something wrong
>>181933445kek, what a thread
>>181929999Your quads are like little baby,
what do you guys do when you get druk? I usually watch music videos or star wars
>>181934128I normally start off posting a million threads and making a millions posts and the morre druk i get the less i do
>>181933040Wait til 40
>>181934128listen to 60s folk music, watch kinos, post silly stuff
>>181934128before all the item and level squish in WoW I jsut made low level tanks with full heirloom hear and steamrolled low level dungeons to feel like a god but since this is no longer possible I just play mass effect trilogy sometimes or listen to all kinds of music from 80s, 90s, and early 2000s
>>181933632YouTube videos of car accidents
>>181933900Cross contamination dude. Dealers pack the weed in the same tables they use for fent and other stuff. Keep in mind 3 grains of salt of fentanyl is enought to kill a man the size of Andre the Giant.
Listen to Luke Kelly and feel the Irish spirit flow through your soul. Feels good bros
>>181925065>Posting from a new hotel whose IP not yet banned.>Talked up the qt3.14 concierge downstairs>Dos Equis going down like water>2 za's and breadsticks I ordered chillin' on the desk>wondering if that qt3.14 sees this>WHAT A LIFE
>>181934128listen to music, watch whatever flavor of the month kino is going around and giggle, ORpace back and forth angrily while listening to...what's it called - manosphere? videos like this one, or vids about the state of the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM2phKP5YBAor absolute fucking docu kino like Carts of Darknesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-f_J6hV-g
>>181934527Call her on the phone and request a wake up call with happy ending
>>181934128I like Colombian cumbia
>>181934527>>181934723Do it. Worse thing she can say is no
>>181934128My routine is as follows once the clock hits 9 pm:>Battlefield 4 until 10 pm (getting to peak drunk)>COD veteran campaign playthroughs until 11 pm (at peak drunk levels)>eat>switch between Heroes of the Storm and L4D2 until 2 am while listening to my favorite music on spotify (maintaining peak drunk levels to the best of my ability)>pass outI have been doing this for over 2 years once or twice a week and it is wildly fun.
For the love of DRUK can we post?
>>181934723I always wanted to fuck a Mexican hotel maid just for shots and giggles. Just wanna slam those big ol cheeks
>>181934794Used to do this with gta4 online. The airport was insanely fun to fuck around in
>>181934932>it’s another drown in GTA4 nostalgia episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWVtZJo-HqI&t=434s
>>181934514le Black Velvet Band man
>>181933383absolutely basedI would kill myself living next to you
Drinking alone is part of being an adult
>>181935170Its also sad......
>>181935111It does seem a bit much, doesn't it?
>>181935192Not when you can't find anyone on your level. Stay true to yourself
>>181935260It's hip to be square
>>181935219my friends have shit tolerance and whenever they start to black out, unlike me they just become more quiet so I think they're starting to sober up then five minutes later we're all getting kicked outit's just better to druk alone
Maybe this week will be the week I can finally take a few days off from drinking. It gets so hard when it gets down to the last 15 min or so of my work shift. i know i should just go straight home but i keep finding excuses to stop at the store. the sad reality is I just dont think I can do moderation.
>>181929578Elated and hopeful about finally getting a new job, the job I wanted, but at the same time sad and remorseful over the friends I lost, and [her] too.The melancholy comes from my desire to share this with them all, but knowing I can't. I just miss them all.
I want to stop but i just cant, druk is the solution to everything for me
>>181935110This guy knows
>>181934128Listen to music that might provoke tears from myself. Usually sad songs, or nostalgic songs like what I listened to in high school to numb the pain before I could get druk.Like Nightcall
>>181935422I used to start drinking on Fridays while on the job. I worked in the field so it was easy to drink in my work van
>>181935451I know this feels bro. Just part of growing old. Friends always fade away
>>181935422>>181935475Stay strong, bros. Some advice that really helped my former alcoholic pops is to keep busy. Do dishes, oil your tools, build something, paint the house- whatever. When you're so busy doing shit, you won't have time to drink
>>181929164I'm on probation for a DUI, how's that?
>>181935586king shit. I play vidya while listening to spotify, then pause vidya when a good song comes on and look up the music video/song on youtube to see how other kings are reacting to the song.
>>181926245Tito's. Straight, with as little food as possible in one's system in the past 12 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU<3 I'm gonna puke before going to bed I think
>>181935621Ha, you know the worst part of it all? We didn't just fade away. Our relationships imploded because of my own mental instability over getting too close to someone. It was literally my fault, and I only have myself to blame for it all
>>181935685thanks man, I'm >>181935422I used to drink around 750 ml of vodka every day for like 3 years before I lost my job and the wheels fell off. ended up at detox 10+ times, went to rehab twice. Stayed at a sober house for around 2 years. Left the sober house almost a year ago. now I just drink beer, but I still wish I wasn't drinking it every day. thankfully it doesn't interfere with my job but I know I should be living healthier.
>>181935853>around 750 ml of vodka every day for like 3 years Damn lad any long term health effects? I went through a bad druk patch last year but now I just have a few pints when I go out a couple times a week
Welp I emptied it, got a good buzz going... I think I'll pace around my place listening to Mozart's requiem and fall asleep
I drank the pabst blue ribbon.
>>181935961btw Amadeus probably underrated druk movie, especially the second half is insane for the drinking vibe
drinking woodford reserve double baked and watching the whale
You guys should make your own booze at home. It's a fun hobby and saves a ton of money. I make mead and cider. It's not hard if you have the supplies and there's nothing more rewarding than getting drunk on something you made yourself
>>181925065I ate all the pizza.And I drank all the beer.
>>181936447I would probably accidently poison my dumbass self. But I bet my older brother would probably be into brewing his own stuff.
drank vodka lemonades, masterbated, and now watching basketball
>>181936447Mead is fucking awesome. I made some a few years ago, need to get back into it
2 four lokos.... IM DONE
>>181936463Been there. I love jacks frozen pizza with all the beer
>>181936606It's the best home brew. Go to Costco and get some good honey and turn it into 15% abv gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQkWOOGHAUyoure drunk arent you anon, be honest tell me you've been drinking
>>181935260yeah you know when I drink aloneI prefer to be with anon
>>181935961what a life!what is it about drukking that makes us pace?
My wife is out of town at her mom's and I'm living the life. She scolds me if I drink alone but she doesn't know who I was before I met her.. a druk master
>>181936969It's called social anxiety
>>181936969>>181937023social anxiety yeah but i'm alone, maybe it's just that drunkness gives us energy and we have to expend it, i just walk around doing conductor moves to pieces i listen toright now i'm actually listening to the original druk piece from the moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzjYQuDPi9Qfantasia for 4 hands
>>181934128I'm gonna have an anal-fest with my druk gf
>>181937791Wish my girl liked anal. Only did it once when she was totally fucked up from weed and liquor. She thinks if we do it her anus will get loose and leak poop
>>181937859anon shes right thats literally what happens
>>181935511herrr eyes they shone like diamondsThey call her the queen of the land
>>181925065>tfw my father died of alcoholism just last night
>>181929781pay for an escort and talk to her about the jews for 5 hoursi always find it fun when i can force people to endure my presence for a sustained duration of time
>>181938347i just killed a 12 pack and am going to get more drinks, my movie doesnt start for 2 more hours. i will pour 1 out for your father anon, F...
Watching Goodfellas on tv until I pass out. Feels goodman
>>181938347That's rough, buddy.
>>181938347Sorry for your loss, anon.
Where my anti-depressant chads at? I used to love druk but since starting welbutrin if I have more than a few drinks my dopamine system doesn't recover for like 24 hrs and I feel horrible.
>>181938347what a life
It hasn't even begun.
Just drinking Jameson and beer. I remembered Leaving Las Vegas and I'm lonely so I've been drinking. I get off work early tomorrow, so I'm gonna buy another bottle of Jameson and a Stoli
>>181940248watch druk, it has a more optimistic perspective about life and drinking than las vegas
>>181940391I already watched Druk.
>>181940427Watch Easy Rider
>>181940427watch it again
>>181930903Happens about once a month for me, or used to anyway when I was drinking more wine than anything else. Last time it happened was Valentine's Day kek
Why is drinking and watching kinos so fucking comfy, drukbros?
what is druk may never die
>>181941650But rises again, harder and druker
>>181925065This thread makes me happy that the DARE Program scared me away from alcohol as a kid. At 31, I have never been drunk, & can barely tolerate most alcohols. I can only drink Guinness, on occassion.
>>181942126grow a pair
>>181928620god damn thats exactly what I had last night. >>181926245I got hammered last night so I figure nothing tonight. except loneliness, I guess.
I just ate two Kroger brand hash browns cooked in the air fryer. Hasta mañana
>>181940856KEK based valentines day drukbro. I didn't piss myself but I blacked out and found myself on the street in a seedy part of town. it was pretty cool though
>>181925065Drinking is cringe
>>181931504so what's better
>>181942126Good for you, bro. DARE kept me away from inhalents and anything that's injectable or insufflated and I'm thankful for that
>>181933119BASED!! Good luck eurobro
>>181933338drank about 39 ounces or more of this shit over a day /night and got poisoning. Now, I can't even have a single sip without my body rejecting it. At least a year later on someone handed me a drink, my first, and I didn't even know what was in it and puked within minutes. Of course it was CM white
>>181942126Honestly, when the DARE officer brought in the suitcase that had tiny "examples" of basically every drug you could think of so we could be aware, I just wanted to try them all. I also wanted to smoke by the time I was 11. I don't know wtf is wrong with me
>>181936447Just yesterday made 23l of Belgian Tripel for comfy future druk purposes.Haven't brewed in a year until that, supply issues for comfy Belgian beer forced me to functional Drukdom
>>181942126very, very based