post em
>>179698758
>>179698758Squints was too based.
>>179698758was it rape?
>>179698770why is she a 10/10 in the mission impossible movies but literally nothing else?
>>179698758Lol the look
>>179698811sometimes I think about starting my own beehive but I would probably get bored of it
>>179698933She was pretty in Doctor Sleep
>>179698933She looks 10/10 In The White Queen, Dune, Doctor Sleep, and some of her swedish films
>>179699059They are a lot of work. We have a few on the farm.
Well the first webm I made in about 3 years...
>>179699354>>179698995when was the last time we got a good monster horror movie? I'm pretty tired of hauntings, demons, and all the other shit that they've been making that isn't scary in the slightest.
>>179699930Monster movies died with advent of CGI
This 4 mb limit is nice to get used to.
>>179698758>dat smile when he first got kissedlucky kidhow many layers of cloth do they need to hide the kid's boner.
>>179699982>The beast>Has a negroe noseReally makes you think.
>>179699695where is this from, I only recognize the actor who played Mccoy but I don't watch a lot of westerns.
>>179700175Not that poster, but I think that Warlock (1959)
>>179699930Barbarian (2022) has a giant big tittied retarded incest monster.
>>179700175Warlock (1959).You recognize DeForest Kelley but not Henry Fonda?
>>179700281>>179700241Thanks bros.
>>179699930Krampusthe good one
>>179699911why are tRumpists like this
>>179698811I rather watch his dad pick blueberries.
>>179698758she still looks fucking HOT. i almost shed a tear when she got brutally murdered in Scream 5.
>>179700493Yes, but this has a young Biel
>>179700254>giant big tittied retarded incest monsterI misread that as giant BUG tittied retarded incest monster and was going to ask if it was yet another sequel to Species, this time in Alabama.
>>179699354>>179698995What movies?
>>179700682Second one is Pumpkinhead (1988)
>>179700559
>>179698758Based Kid
>>179700612wait i don't remember there be two werehogs in the books
>>179700702literally me as im walking through the halls to shoot up my geology class
>>179698933She worked out hard to get in shape for Rogue Nation and afterwards she had some weight loss thing that aged her up
>>179700702Women look at me like this while I walk around because of my appearance but inside I am terrified of them and it causes me great anxiety.
>>179700848The short story "A Question of Price" there a cursed knight.
>>179700933yeah but was the queen cursed too?
>>179699080
>>179700977aha,Well that a sign that it time for me to go to bed. One last new Webm.
>>179700400Why is he such a faggot?
>>179698888yeah too bad he went to prison bro
>>179699911the left is full of overdramatic pussies
>>179698758Seeing this in wide screen and not 4:3 makes it look claustrophobic
>>179699005you are simply aware
>>179699930Jeepers Creepers 1-2.
>>179700400least realistic part of the movie
>>179701158Jeepers Creepers 1 was scary as fuck. 2 was more pulpy action horror. You got a lot better look at the Creeper in 2 and part of what made 1 so scary was how you rarely saw its monstrous form because of the trench coat disguise.
>>179700400She was a 10/10 in this movie.
>>179701175Whoever designed this scene took the concept of shrapnel way too seriously.
>>179700885What movie?
>>179698758Would be based if it was a male lifeguard.
>>179701260true how could she stand up with conservatively 100,000 ball bearing strapped to her
>>179699911Literally guns, Whites, Christians, and racists on one side and innocent, clean, family-oriented, well-dressed "asylum seekers" on the other. Hollywood leftists ain't subtle.
>>179699196Probably the most Sci-fi setting ever put into Star Wars.
>>179701387Rachel Posting, a fine Webm thread tradition.
>>179701313Demons (1985)
>>179701408
>>179700312>>179700349>>179700382God those camera moves... following Jackie's motion and cutting in ways to keep the motion flowing.It's sad how bad modern fight coverage is. Jackie's Hong Kong movies should be required viewing for all action DPs and editors. So sick of the frantic .02 second close-up shots that make up modern fight scenes.
>>179699694Context?
>>179701408if only she'd done something worth webming in the past five years or so
>>179701465>Jackie's Hong Kong movies should be required viewing for all action DPs and editors.They still need a Jackie Chan to shoot the scene and sadly we don't have any Jackie Chans today. The closest thing we have left to a Jackie Chan is probably like Tom Cruise.
>>179700719How could a show have so many kino moments but never be kino?
>>179698770I think she's super cute. She looks like she'd show up to a first date wearing a comfy sweater.
>>179701534I know it's too much to ask for another Jackie in the scene. I just want competent photography.And action stars who can actually do action.
>>179701557It tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end it doesn't really matter.
>>179698758Girls are not kino
>>179700559isis executions are less brutal than this mogging lmao
>>179701481Old man takes his thieving maid on a trip (since she more honest then the rest of his family), at this point she steals his wallet and runs, and he tells the soldiers she a thief and they drag her back.
>>179701696This guy
>>179701622They did Violet dirty she deserved better. She did nothing wrong before Jason triggered her.
>>179701522If only the maxim photoshoots videos where rereleased in blue ray quality
>>179701829Don't torture me bro>this was 20 years ago
Okay, really heading to bed.>>179701522If you the NZ fan of Rachel, cheers, If not still cheers but anyways, bed.
>>179698770mama mia
>>179701867
>>179701613I think a lot of those quick cuts you see in action movies today are just to make it look somewhat passable because the actors and the choreography are shit. Jackie could shoot and entire scene like this in one shot because of his god tier athleticism.
>>179701899Goodnight PolygamyAnon
>>179701921Glad to know you are doing well Rachelanon.night
>>179698758>no soundget with the times already you old farts
>>179701411
>>179702032Oh dear
>>179702073>Is extremely hot for like 2 years>gets no real work and disappearsDid she refuse the Harvysting?
>>179701984I would love sound and a 5mb limit on this board like they have on /wsg/ but I'm convinced that we're limited by the idea of copyright claims. I don't know if we'll ever get it.
>>179701453
>>179702118She lived the dream of every Canadian girl and married a NHL playerAlso she had a main role on a very funny series called Happy Endings, guess you missed that
>>179698995pumpkinhead and robocop 2 scared the hell outta me when i was a kid
>>179702265Robocop 2 has some really good moments, I should go webm that
>>179701175Great intro. God I fucking love that movie, the beginning, middle and end are all fun
>>179701919You are not wrong. It just makes me sad, is all.
>>179702370Why is she sad at the end?
>>179702429Because life
>>179702395girl on the right is a qtpi
>>179702449Whatever this is looks dumb, but Amy Pond is pure sex.
>>179700254we require a picture of this
>>179702534you're in luck. Barbarian is a motion picture.
>>179698758>not posting the next best part where he's standing outside the pool fence and she smiles/laughs and waves at him
>>179702494https://www.instagram.com/itskateeaston/>>179702533Right on both counts
>>179702569You mean a...TALKIE?
>>179698995Man if only rawhead Rex would've had this design
>>179698758Squints is a goddamn hero.
>>179702623Hank Pym and Pepper Potts
>>179702670I remember I saw that movie with my dad in the theater on my 16th birthday, and I didn't realize it at the time but he is literally me.anyway then when I got home my mom made Tacos.good times.
>>179702720I fucking love tacos
>>179701919>Jackie could shoot and entire scene like this in one shot because of his god tier athleticism.Bullshit. Jackie was a perfectionist. He'd do take after take after take because FUCK YOU, WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
>>179702741and I got black shirts and a catalog for a metal merch store and I was actually excited about it and reading through it.that was before I did really autistic shit.
>>179701613it comes down to money anon, the shit Jackie does is above and beyond an actor getting hurt can halt all production for several movies and burn a lot of cash and this is before talking about perfecting action. I do wish there was a better solution that all the frantic cuts and shaky cam, but at least shaky cam isn't as bad as it used to be.
>>179702135megamind lookin ass
>>179702336kept imagining that big robot busting down my door with his scary cgi face
>>179701175that looks retarded holy shit
>>179702767I didn't say in one take I said in one shot. He might have done a lot of takes but most of that scene is one continuous shot. In modern action movies it would basically be a different shot for each punch.
>>179701026Huh, didn't realise she had nice booba, she always looks flat in photos.
>>179702767Hi Jackie love your work.
>>179701180Those anthologies were pretty hokey, but this segment was great.
>>179699313Do you sell the bees honey?
>>179701648The butt plug is clearly too big for her.
>>179701411[chair clattering]
>>179698758based
>>179703971Finally, A.I Generated movies!
>>179704041Viva los Bio-dome
>>179704162RIP Paulie Shore's career
>>179701465>>179701534>>179701613>>179701919>>179702915You are forgetting 1 thing. Jackie Chan was often the director and/or producer on his films. If you watch the behind the scenes, Jackie had the political power to spend weeks if not a few months just for filming a single action scene in order to get it right. He was a hardcore perfectionist. If anything was even slightly off, he would refilm the entire scene from scratch. Because Jackie Chan was a huge superstar in Asia and all movies were a success, the studios never stopped him from taking as long as he needed to make a movie.It's just like modern day James Cameron. Western Studios gave him 13 years to create Avatar 2. They only did it because James Cameron has proved himself and all his movies are the biggest money makers of all time.
>>179701919there has to be some space to take the principles of jackie chans fight scenes and adapt them to roided marvel faggot actors. i don't have to see hong kong action in modern movies, but what they have is worthless shit
>>179704295aaaaannd a i coomed
>>179699005all jokes aside, what an absolutely clever animal
>>179704319I miss the age of feral lesbian vampires
>>179702414I liked that.
>>179704240Her music's actually great.
>>179704440I can dig it
>>179704496yjk
>>179704569
>>179704576>tfw he's stuck with his ghoul wife when he could have ana
>>179704601
>>179704612>ben affleck is such a retard that he is stuck with plastic J-Lo ghoul instead of anaThey're all so dumb bros
>>179704612>>179704576She smells, look at his expression, he's disgusted
>>179704650
>>179704650>>179704662the duality of man
>>179701236She has an onlyfans where she acts like a hippie weirdo doing nude yoga
>>179701026woah, as if she couldn't be more perfect...
>>179704734Ah the Sara Jean Underwood career
>>179700663AYO THOR
>>179702483What's this from?
>>179704972Lost Girls & Love Hotels
>>179704987The one time I fucked a woman like this she said "deeper deeper" and I stopped fucking her because I was already giving her all 6 inchesIt was in that moment that I knew what I had to do.I chopped off my dick and became a tranny
>>179704987Thanks anon
>>179698770did she just hold her breath for 2 minutes?I can do 3 with no training, find a better girl
>>179705030You are welcome fren
>>179705153You don't mow another mans ass!
>>17970517230 seconds, in and out!
>>179705211Thought that was Neil Breen for a second
>>179705255Apparently Otto Pilot is still stashed in one of the Zucker Bros sheds
>>179698770He's so tiny when he's standing in the distance.
>>179705291My favorite vampire movieSuch perfect casting
>>179700559I want to play nintendo entertainment system on a crt tv hooked up with rf connector while this beautiful alien doll sits next to me and radiates aestheticismi dont know why those neurons are connected in my brain
>>179702632Rex's design worked in the night scenes, the director was just a dope to keep the camera on him in well lit scenes
>>179705301Nice edit ASSHOLE
>>179705251what happened to her?
>>179705196I miss things like this on TV. It was a nice little bit of unexpected hot from singers.
>>179701290>people actually brought negroes into their homes
>>179705231hehe
>>179701566is this any good?
>>179705366is that Tekken?
>>179705296women trying to do anything.webm
>>179705357She's eased off on the modelling and is going out with Jordan Reyne's son who she stole off his Home and Away actress wife. Proper Aussie royalty m8.
>>179705369You would too if they cooked your food, did your laundry, and made sure your kids didn't get up to trouble for a few bucks a week
>>179705416No I fucking wouldn't. I have a wife for that. Jesus christ.
>>179705291s-sauce?
>>179705435More time fucky fucky
>>179705439Shadow of the Vampire
>>179699911>Thy kingdom come written on the rifleIf you want to villify one side, why would you make them seem so cool? It's edited like a fucking videogame trailer
>>179705357>>179705415Whoops I meant James not Jordanthe bloke who was in Aussie Crawl, his sonhttps://www.instagram.com/p/Cl0D5eTJLgr/
>>179705455Stupid coomer brain.>brings negroes into his home and country because he can't stop thinking about empty cooming
>>179704688This is CP btw
>>179700781>Stephen Colbert teaching kids on the weekend.
>>179705494Cute Prostitute, for sure
>>179705475They're already in the country, might as well get cheap labor out of it
>>179705530>still trying to defend thisUtterly pathetic. No wonder your culture is spiralling down the toilet.
>>179699694>Nazi betrayed Jewish girl on holocaust train colourized footage.webm
>>179705550How's yours doing?
>>179705648Pretty good. I can walk down any street in my town without a single nigger in sight. My kids walk to school, no one is fat, women dress sensibly, no one has tattoos or disgusting piercings or shaved blue hair. The streets are clean, crime is nearly nonexistent, I can talk to my neighbors without worrying if they're some kind of deviant or have insane political views. Worst problem we have is some inflation, but not nearly as bad as the west.
>>179700781Why'd they use tomato sauce instead of fake blood?
>>179705322Fridge
>>179706164I'd put my sausage in that fridge
>>179702104Based Chungposter
>>179699134>>179698770I stopped finding her hot after learning she is Swedish. That means she is vapid, self-centred and hedonistic like all Swedish women.
>>179706517As someone who regularly masturbates to Zara Larsson I attest this is true
>>179699354>>179700682Galaxy of Terror (1981) for the monster rape scene
>>179702502There was so much hype about this movie before it came out, but everything I've seen of it loks fucking awful
>>179702644what movie is this it is rather lewd
>>179707210Title is in the filename fren
>>179700899you are right to be, they think you're a creep
>>179703372check out widows, she gets nude in it
>>179699354Big in Japan.
>>179701290>to kill a mockingbird>make boy wear a dress>black maid>lawyer helping to free a black rapist>claims the white woman wanted the BBCwoke started early
>>179701418doing this scene must have brought back memories
>>179700663Thor I’m really bouta gee tee yah pickle chin ahh boy
>>179701290Retvrn to tradition...
>>179702668that's a man, baby
>>179698758Females are disgusting.
>>179703954>>179703997names of this 2?
>>179701323but would the thread still be up if it was a female child?
>>179708595Top one is Pamela Gidley (RIP) in Cherry 2000Bottom one is Sienna Guillory in High-Rise
>>179700334context?
>>179708689thanks
>>179705233what is?
>>179698995now do this with a quran or the shit kikes have
Shouldn't she have noticed that his heart rate and breathing was normal?
>>179699930You can have a good monster movie without a good monsterAlien 4 was the last good monster designIf you count 3d monsters, it's probably Beyond the Aquila Rift oneTusk is good, but it's not a horror monster movie.Pan's labyrinth has some good ones, but it's not a horror monster movie.Bear from Anihilation is good, but it's not a horror monster movie.
>>179702502>>179707080title?
>>179707868anon, Scout is a girl, as was harper lee
>>179700523That's what you get when you don't tell you little girl that she's pretty She's going to get it from someone else and cross-wire lust for attraction
>>179704240she's literally a satanist
>>179701256This was the first movie I watched that made me realise what the word "overrated" meant.
>>179698995damn stan winston
>>179698851this ain´t no vine wheres my booze
>>179699911>fugees are 80-90% women and childrenayy
>>179704684what happened to Dwane Johnson, is this for a roll?
>>179703772At a farmers market yes, but a fair bit is for my table, as I have a large family. I sell a lot of wax for good money.
>>179712319I been lucky, all of my daughters who hit that age haven't gone on the deep end. In the movie she is his granddaughter.
>>179713277yaMrs Doubtfire 3
New thread >>179714016>>179714016>>179714016
>0 webms with SLGsWhat happened to this board?
