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raped edition

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>>174573354
TRUMPTARD KILLED BY ANOTHER TRUMPTARD
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>>174573354
Intersectional Woke Trash: The show
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Amazon are planning an entire extended universe based on the rights to the Lord of the Rings, its appendices and the PJ movies.


The setting will be raped harder than star wars.
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Will black elf get corrupted and turned in to an orc?
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>>174573354
Shouldn't Adar be an Orc? Why is he just a Dark Elf?
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>>174573414
>will be
I'm pretty sure it has already been raped.
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Sauronbros....I think they onto us....
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>>174573414
yeah they are definitely not planning to just stick to ROP, they are thinking spinoffs galore
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>>174573414
But if no one watches ROP and hates it, the Lord of the Rings extended universe will be DOA.
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Why were they training with real swords? Why did Galadriel risk getting someone killed with that 5v1 shit?
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>>174573414
NAH BEZOS WILL GO THE MUSK WAY OF APPEALING TO 4CHAN AND MAKE LOTR GREAT AGAIN..

NO SANE VERY RICH PERSON WILL ALLOW LOTR TO GO TO WASTE
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>>174573445
Is that Don Lemonlas
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What's Ar-Trumpzôn's tax policy?
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>>174573456
what did Galadriel mean by this?
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it makes sense that none of the lore in RoP makes sense. tolkien imagined his works as a collection of inconsistent retellings from multiple authors like the bible and other myths. this is just another interpretation
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>>174573484
BECAUSE SHE IS POWERFUL AND VALID MKAY?
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>>174573505
I can't believe they had him apologize to Galadriel for Finrod and for "all of it."
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>>174573484
Noldo like to live on the edge
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god i wish that were my blade
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>finna create dem rangs of powa
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>>174573504
5 SHIPS PER WAR
NO REPLACEMENT IN CASE OF DAMAGE...

>EVEN THOUGH HE WONT TRADE IT FOR ALL THE SALT IN THE SEAS?
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>>174573505
The fans of Tolkien are cringing.
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>>174573543
He's either actually sorry, or trying to butter her up for the "Join me!" moment.
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This is unbelievably trash. If you like this, you should kill yourself.
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I got confused in this scene because I thought an orc offered to help the humans
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>>174573543
>apologize to Galadriel for Finrod
Yeah that made me laugh, noticed that they made her clarify that it was Sauron's servants that killed Finrod too, not actually Sauron himself. Feels like they made that point for a reason
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>>174573567
DID YOU SEE HOW GOOD AT CREATING BLADES???

CLEARLY HE'LL LATER SHOW THEM HOW TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITHS IN THE UNIVERSE...

>WE READ THE BOOK GAAYZ TRUST US
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>>174573577
Yes, intelligent people who read books are disgusted with this pile of shit.

Keep your standards low, anon, and you'll never disappoint.
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>>174573504
5 tributes per month
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Is this episode any better than the previous ones?
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>i'm sorry... i was not listening, i was thinking about dem rangz
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are they making the arkenstone a silmaril now
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>>174573657
I expect everything to come out of the entertainment industry today to be absolute dogshit until proven wrong.
The ROP, aka steaming pile of fail confirms again.
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>>174573414
Why not? They paid shit tons of money for it
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>>174573714
NO
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>>174573714
best one yet
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>>174573570
For a seafaring people, having only five warships available seems pretty low.
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>>174573719
hackson kinda did that
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>>174573714
lol
lmao
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>>174573490
>bezos
>sane
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>>174573716
This was a good scene, probably the best acted of the episode
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>>174573714
Yes but you'll probably still hate it
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>>174573714
It's better than the previous but still 5-6/10.
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WATCH THE FINAL THREE EPISODES, CHUDS
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>>174573617
>SHIIREEE!!!! BAGGGIINNSS!!!
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>>174573584
>>174573628
Yea, I guess the only surprise left if this is "just as planned" or if Galadriel rejecting him pushes him over the edge.

They did clarify who killed him, but in the lore it's clearly Sauron's fault, so it won't surprise me if the show changes it's mind and tells us Sauron killed him personally since that will be more "drama"
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I wish I was an orc
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>>174573714
a strong 2/10
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>>174573354
this show has rape now? Fucking hell
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THE ORCS WERE COOL IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODES NOW THEY'RE JUST AS BAD...


>DONT CALL ME SAURON MA'AM
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>>174573714
No. It was by far the worst as far as laugh out loud moments go. I only laughed at the stupid harfoot song.
Also, Bear's score sucks and is tryhard fantasy music.
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Mordor
Home
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>>174573875
But why did Sauron carve a map of his secret backup-plan base on Finrods corpse after his servants killed him?
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>>174573983
Wait a minute, that shape...
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>>174573584
notice how he suddenly changed his tune after Galadriel revealed she was banished by the other elves

he's 100% going to ask her to join him after the reveal
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>>174573983
He's autistic and likes maps.
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>>174573714
No better or worse. It's all the same gray blandness.
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>>174573964
WHY THE FUCK THEY MADE ADAR AN ENEMY TO SAURON???????????????????

EVIL SHOULD BE UNITED UNTIL THE END AND SAURON IS THEIR BIGGEST DUDE SO ORCS WOULD NEVER WORSHIP HIS ENEMY
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>>174574029
Leaks confirmed there is a join me moment
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Timelines are pretty fucked
>Orcs attacks in a few hours
>Galadriel just set sail to Middle-Earth
>Harfoot traveled for a month
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why in the ever loving fuck do ships explode in this show?
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>>174574086
Oil
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>>174574029
>Join me and we can rule middle earth together
This could potentially have been pretty good if they had setup Galadriel's power hungry nature, but they haven't touched on that really
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>>174574086
9/11
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who sloppin some GOY GOO HERE
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>>174574086
they had too much money, too little plot, and needed more sensory overload
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>>174573716
>I'm sorry I killed your brother, Galdrrriel. I did not realize he was trying to fight me when he started singing at me
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>wizard with ice powers

fuck is going on
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>>174574077
the leaks have already been wrong in some parts and were stupidly vague in others like someone trying to play a medium
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>3 ships with a few teenagers
What are they going to do once they arrive on the continent?
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>>174573926
for me its this one, you can just feel his anger
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>Sauron just wants to be a smith and live his life in Numenor
>Galadriel constantly pestering him into going back to ME
>Sauron relents and goes
>Dark Elf hates him, outs Sauron to Galadriel/Numenoreans
>Gets taken back to Numenor as a prisoner
>Forced to do dark lord shit
>Causes the destruction of Numenor
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>>174574086
Gunpowder dhu, damn /tv/ is this dumb eh?
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"Tell me about the mithril, Elrond!"
"I can't, daddy elf. I swore an oath to my bestie."

*5 minutes later*

"Yo, Celebrimbor, my dude. Check out this big ass chunk of mithril I found in the drawf caves"
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>>174574173
cope
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>>174574174
GUYLADRIEL 200V1 OFC
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>Not so long ago, men like me were fighting alongside them (orcs).
>Men like you. Not you, yourself.
>[slams dagger]
>You're wrong. You don't know what I did before I ended up on that raft.

They're not even trying to be subtle anymore. I'm fucking baffled by anyone claiming he's not Sauron. And then he apologizes for killing her brother and everything else he did.
Come on now...
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>>174574174
get utterly annihilated and then Pharazon will use that to his advantage
>never trust an elf
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>>174574137
Whoa Nelly That's a lil bit of the Ooooollll GOYSLOP
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>>174574182
wouldn't it be suspicious when "Halbrand the smith" never gets old and dies?
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>>174574218
>YOURE ARAGON
>NO IM SAURON
>YOURE ARAGON
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>>174574086
shits fucked when you remember the horses were already loaded
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>>174574137
Daaamnnnnnn it's goyboys sloppin here now????
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>>174574245
He could have been going from place to place for a long time already. Anyway people on Numenor live quite a long time.
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Get liquored up and take em to the peach tree dance...
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>>174573628
Wasn't Finrod killed by some wolf? I remember something about him going against it bare-handed.
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>>174574245
The guy you quoted points out he is outed so they would know who he is. But even if not, the timeline is so fucked he's probably cause the fall of Numenor in 5 days.
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>>174574197
What gunpowder? Where was it established that Numenor has gunpowder?
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This show started off slow but after going through all the available episodes 3 or 4 times, I'm finally starting to really enjoy it. I think the trick is to watch it again and again because there are little details I missed on the first viewing. Can't wait to see the next episode, it's a slow burn but I promise you it's worth it.
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>>174574257
>You think it's Aragon
>But it's Saragon

Holy hell that's so subtle, i clappe when i noticed it.
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>>174574342
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SECRET NUKES?
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>>174574324
Yes, but the werewolf was acting on Sauron's orders. He locked them up in a dungeon and had the werewolf eat them one by one. Was probably watching and fapping too
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>>174574361
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>explosive sailboats
>sailboats
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>>174573983
Why did he place a map of the Southlands in a fortress in the far North? For orcs? Was it some wild goose chase?
>Hey, orcs, go as far north as you can to find the next clue
>lol, go to the southlands now
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>>174574218
>>Not so long ago, men like me were fighting alongside them (orcs).
>>Men like you. Not you, yourself.
>>[slams dagger]
>>You're wrong. You don't know what I did before I ended up on that raft.
>They're not even trying to be subtle anymore. I'm fucking baffled by anyone claiming he's not Sauron. And then he apologizes for killing her brother and everything else he did.
>Come on now...
Agree with that brand content
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>>174574324
yeah was a werewolf Sauron set on shim after being tortured
Finrod killed the werewolf with his bare hands like a chad but died of his injuries
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>>174573479
It doesn't matter at this point. Bezos will make up some numbers and the success will continue.
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>>174574342
They were full of fireworks that Pharazon wanted to export to Middle Earth as a side deal.
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>>174574361
That's a really neat trick, thanks for sharing senpai~
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>>174574400
they use the oil for torches
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>>174573872
kek
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Calling dibs on this redhead.
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>>174574342
>Established
>lorelet doesn't know Numenor was super technological advanced
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>>174574402
SOME ORCS CAN READ, BIGOT
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>This show started off slow but after going through all the available episodes 3 or 4 times, I'm finally starting to really enjoy it. I think the trick is to watch it again and again because there are little details I missed on the first viewing. Can't wait to see the next episode, it's a slow burn but I promise you it's worth it.
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>>174574437
has Malenia vibes
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>>174574455
Show a mention of gunpowder in Numenor of GTFO.
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what are they?
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numenor had zepelins and dreadnoughts in the first writings of tolkien
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>>174574437
ARE THE TRANNIES HAPPY ABOUT SLIM SHADY BEING EVIL?
DOESN'T POCS AND MUHNORITIES HAVE TO BE GOOD?
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>>174574178
>tfw thinkin bout that compound interest
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>>174574532
Jewish wolves.
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>>174574437
Cute!
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>>174574403
>Not so long ago, men like me were fighting alongside them (orcs).
>>>Men like you. Not you, yourself.
>>>[slams dagger]
>>>You're wrong. You don't know what I did before I ended up on that raft.
>>They're not even trying to be subtle anymore. I'm fucking baffled by anyone claiming he's not Sauron. And then he apologizes for killing her brother and everything else he did.
>>Come on now...
>Agree with that brand content
I agree too
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Does Sauron like to have fun? We see him enjoying making the sword, he likes teasing Galadriel and showing off.
Is Sauron a good dancer? A good singer? A good lover?
How can this guy who I want to party with be the dark lord? I don't get it.
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Are Orcs technically Elves?
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>>174574402
They would have been retreating from the northern areas of sunken Beleriand, they would naturally have fled through Forodchel.
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>>174574581
You have been told many lies
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>>174573632
Blacksmithing and being a jeweler are completely different things.
He's not Sauron.
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>>174574587
In this show, yes
In the books, probably but there are some different versions of their origins
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>>174573456
Sauronbros, I just want him to be happy. I hope Galadriel isn't mean to him when she finds out.
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We have a puerto rican elf I love this show. ep 5 was the best so far. I'm gonna trust the show going forward since iv been a little skeptical about the writing but the things that have happened actually have a reason it seems
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>Does Sauron like to have fun? We see him enjoying making the sword, he likes teasing Galadriel and showing off.
>Is Sauron a good dancer? A good singer? A good lover?
>How can this guy who I want to party with be the dark lord? I don't get it.
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>>174574430
oil burns, it needs to mix with air to explode
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>>174574587
In the lore Tolkien never figured it out and kept changing his mind. Looks like the show will go with that though
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>>174574532
downs wargs
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>>174574581
>>174574640
>Samefagging this hard
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>>174574640
I THINK HE IS JOKING
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>We have a puerto rican elf I love this show. ep 5 was the best so far. I'm gonna trust the show going forward since iv been a little skeptical about the writing but the things that have happened actually have a reason it seems
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>>174574614
>Blacksmithing and being a jeweler are completely different things
Nigga he is the divine angel/being of the god of smiths/crafts
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>>174573354
i havent had the chance to watch the new ep yet, watching tonight, how'd you guys like this one?
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>>174573414
>Amazon are planning an entire extended universe
Will there be Orlangur?
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>>174574622
Yes indeed, fellow 4channeler. I recognize your Frog #56 and agree with this organic post.
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>>174574532
Better than the shitty chihuahuarg
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>>174574704
Do you not have a job, schizo?
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>>174574725
Its probably the best ep so far
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>>174574725
A YOU MERCHANT ALREADY ASKED HERE FAGGOT
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>>174574507
Fireworks during the night of celebration.
Chekamte.
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>>174573714
it mostly was a meh/10 like the rest
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>>174574587
The way a species is generally defined, that would depend on whether crossbreeding is possible and produces a fertile offspring.
Then again, we know that humans and elves produce fertile offspring, so they would also seem to count as the same species.
Saruman bred humans and orcs together, but we don't know whether their offspring was fertile.
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>>174574734
I'm autistic about numbering my images. My love and affection for Sauron is true.
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>>174574532
Boarfs
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>>174574798
MEH DONT MOVE THAT SLOW
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>>>174574581 #
>>>174574640 (You) #
>>Samefagging this hard
HMMM THAT'S DAMN sloppy OFEM
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>elves need to recharge their souls with mythril

I don't like this
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>>174574532
hogs and warg, Hogwargs
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>>174574797
So fanfiction, got it. I rest my case.
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>>174574838
it's apocryphal and they're being manipulated by sauron who is not halbrand
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I can't get over the way Halbrand says Galadriel's name. It sounds so beautiful and sensual coming out of his lips.
I just want one kiss. Just one, Jeff, please.
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>>174573851
>only 3 episodes to go
>almost nothing happened so far
thank god they only spent a billion on that thing
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>>174574744
>Do you not have a job, schizo?
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>>174574838
Annatar persuaded the elves by promising that the rings could keep them from diminishing and make middle earth as blissful as valinor, so it's really pretty faithful to the canon
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>I can't get over the way Halbrand says Galadriel's name. It sounds so beautiful and sensual coming out of his lips.
>I just want one kiss. Just one, Jeff, please.
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>>174574725
Pretty good, some good Galadriel/Morf scenes too in particular a convo between her and ''Halbrand''
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>>174574838
Gil-Galad is Sauron and feeds the elves many lies
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>only people who can even stomach pretending to like this show are a couple of faggots in heat who keep posting about Halbrand's actor
that absolute state
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>>174574894
>nothing has happened
1 more week
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>>174574935
Whoa lil bit o goyslop there
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>>174574966
DONT FORGET MORFFJEETS
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>>174574966
honestly I'm only in it for not-gandalf
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>>174574944
Still could be. Sauron corrupting the tree to convince the elves they NEED to make the rings.
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>>174575002
DOOD SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT I'M LITERALLY GONNA CUM JUST LOOKING AT HER
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INCELDOR
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How will this guy force his negress cousin to marry him?
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If Halbrand is Sauron, he definitely already met Gil-galad and Celebrimbor before going on that ship.
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>>174575066
PATRIARCHY
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>>174574587
I think melkor made them with mud but they werent alive so he had elfves fertilize those and then kept raping elves with the orcs and viceversa to create more and more
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>>174575066
she'll be facing imprisonment for leading numenor to get slaughtered in the southlands (the army gets destroyed after Orodruin erupts and the blackout allows the full army of orcs to attack), and pharazon gives her an out by having her marry him and cede the throne to him.
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>kino harfoot scenes with actual characters and immersion
>immediately ruined by literally who human woman making trite speech number 5239
>ruined even more with gay numenor negative iq politics
>ruined even even more with gay high school drama with isildur and pals
this show is so frustrating because it SHOULD be good but it's spread far too thin for some reason. gosh i wish we had characters with character development.
also, imagine if isildur wasn't actually called isildur and you didn't know who he was meant to be. they have done such fucking awful job of establishing characters and back stories and motivations beyond the surface level. it's fucking baffling.
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>>174575032
how can Sauron corrupt the trees if she's in Numenor? Also did he made up the stoy about the mithral origin?
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>>174575057
OH FUCK WATCH OUT GOYSLOPPER THERESA RAT
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>>174575066
Dude doesn't need force. He's a good liar and sexy af.
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>>174575062
numenordog millionaire
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>>174575067
I think he's already been messing with Celebrimbor, he was acting odd in the previous episode and Gil-galad does come across over dickish too
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>>174575066
the marriage will be arranged while she still thinks he's loyal to her
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>>174574704
I do sound like a shill my b. I guess I'm a tad skeptical, you just never really know with these shows
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>>174575162
>>kino harfoot scenes with actual characters and immersion
>>immediately ruined by literally who human woman making trite speech number 5239
>>ruined even more with gay numenor negative iq politics
>>ruined even even more with gay high school drama with isildur and pals
>this show is so frustrating because it SHOULD be good but it's spread far too thin for some reason. gosh i wish we had characters with character development.
>also, imagine if isildur wasn't actually called isildur and you didn't know who he was meant to be. they have done such fucking awful job of establishing characters and back stories and motivations beyond the surface level. it's fucking baffling.
it's goyslop
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>>174575066
>she has a white father
she probably wants his dick anyway
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>>174575222
DOESN'T ANY LOYAL TELL HER WHAT GOES BEHIND THE SCENES WHEN HE GOES AGAINST HER TO FUCKING CROWDS OF PEOPLE???
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>>174575236
>I do sound like a shill my b. I guess I'm a tad skeptical, you just never really know with these shows
shut up nigger
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>>174574966
I like it but I treat it like a buffet where I just take the parts I like and leave the rest
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So I assume the four storylines will converge with the Numenorians and Gandalf getting to the southlands in time to save the town folk and the elves will take the credit I guess?
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>>174575238
Hell of a slop there...... Hell of a slop.......
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>>174575215
Gil-galad comes across as not Gil-galad at all
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>cover the arsonist because he wanted to get into the boats
Why Isildur is such a shit? Aragorn would be ashamed.
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>>174575330
CLEAVAGE WAMAN WILL SLAY ADAR 1000%
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>>174573591
you literally haven't seen it
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>>174575330
>So I assume the four storylines will converge with the Numenorians and Gandalf getting to the southlands in time to save the town folk and the elves will take the credit I guess?
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>>174575363
ISILDUR, SNITCH ON THE ARSONISTS

>no
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>>174575330
The harfoots seem to be traveling south, if they turn a bit east they'll be in the southlands
Obviously galadriel and halbrand will join with the southron plotline
Dwarves, Eregion, Lindon aren't going anywhere though.
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>>174575330
>So I assume the four storylines will converge with the Numenorians and Gandalf getting to the southlands in time to save the town folk and the elves will take the credit I guess?
What an interesting and totally organic question you just asked.
Now let's just wait for another totally organic 4channer to respond to this.
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>>174575062
>scale male pauldrons

This is the inverse of the original LOTR. The closer you look, and the further into it you delve, the fucking worse it becomes.
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>>174575330
Leaks say Harfoots story is self-contained.
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>The harfoots seem to be traveling south, if they turn a bit east they'll be in the southlands
>Obviously galadriel and halbrand will join with the southron plotline
>Dwarves, Eregion, Lindon aren't going anywhere though
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>>174574587
Literally across all fantasy franchises Orcs are just corrupted Elves.
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>>174574463
what trash. and what's with all her fwumpy outfits, doesn't she want to show a feminine body instead of giving the impression she is a teenage boy with long hair
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>>174575456
Is this a song of ice and fire?
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>>174575416
>The harfoots seem to be traveling south, if they turn a bit east they'll be in the southlands
>Obviously galadriel and halbrand will join with the southron plotline
>Dwarves, Eregion, Lindon aren't going anywhere though.
And here it is I was totally not expecting this, I sure love how 4channers talk about their love for the show Rings of Power that streams on Amazon Prime Video.
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>>174575435
its carved leather retard not floppy scales
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>>174575456
why didn't her hand fall off
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>>174575427
the fuck is your problem?
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>>174575513
PG
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>>174575491
Name 5. Go ahead, I'm waiting.
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>>174575507
My dear schizo, lay down your burden. It is over. The show is good, the show is popular, your autistic screeching is completely impotent. Let it go.
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>>174575491
Oh thank god I thought all my orc x elf porn was interracial but now I have a clean conscience
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>>174575427
>So I assume the four storylines will converge with the Numenorians and Gandalf getting to the southlands in time to save the town folk and the elves will take the credit I guess?
>What an interesting and totally organic question you just asked.
>Now let's just wait for another totally organic 4channer to respond to this
I reply thank you for replying
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I have nothing to watch tonight. I checked metacrits just to see what people outside tv thought about it. Is it even worth starting or is it really a piece of hot flaming garbage ?
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>>174575558
>the show is popular
EVEN TWATTER IS NOT INTERESTED
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>>174575491
>Warcraft
Come from another dimension
>D&D
Just another race
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>>174575584
I enjoy the show but I see how some people might hate it
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>>174575427
/organic/ here, I do agree that the question was very interesting.
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>>174575558
LMAO 48 users in the general last night
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>>174575512
It's cast abs plastic made to look like retarded armour because the people who designed it know zero about it.
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>>174575584
if you think those reviews are honest you're too stupid to watch the show. Don't bother.
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>>174575584
It passes the time and doesn't scare the horses, but don't expect it to be actually good.
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>>174575618
>enjoy the show but I see how some people might hate it
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>>174575558
This post™ was put together by the Rings of Power writing team.
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>>174575491
Tolkien's universe is specific because there's only 3 races that are intelligent and unique, men, elves, and dwarves, and only Eru can create life. So orcs, according to the rules of the universe, have to be derived from one of the three. And given what tolkien wrote about when orcs came about, i.e. right after elves awoke, they have to be elves.
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>>174575584
It's average.
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>>174575657
I don't mean its real leather I mean its supposed to be leather, one solid piece carved to look like scales
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>>174575584
there's nothing to love or hate about it, because it's just too bland in every respect
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>>174575507
it's literally just people talking about what is happening in the show. Trump lost, go back to your board finally.
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>>174575717
Untrue because things like Ungoliant are around
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Why do Euros love this show so much?
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>>174574622
free Morgoth-kun from the Void then, Vala meanie.
And give him back his murder wolf.
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>>174575664

Fuck i didnt know i needed a degree to watch it. Thanks mate what a great input you got me there.
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>>174575717
>Tolkien's universe is specific because there's only 3 races that are intelligent and unique, men, elves, and dwarves, and only Eru can create life. So orcs, according to the rules of the universe, have to be derived from one of the three. And given what tolkien wrote about when orcs came about, i.e. right after elves awoke, they have to be elves.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND READ THE RULES
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>>174573414
Only if they show Morf in lewd outfits.
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>>174575538
>the fuck is your problem?
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>>174574905
"we will fade away over hundreds to thousands of years if we don't have Rings of Power" is different from "we're all gonna die in 6 months if we don't get mithril infusions"
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>>174575746
It's retarded and so are you.
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>>174575810
incel culture wars are not that common in western europe
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>>174575717
Then where do talking trolls and dragons come from?
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>kid explodes 2 out of their only 5 ships
>no repercussions
>his acconplice gets rewarded by joining the army
Who writrs this shite? Women?
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>the fuck is your problem?
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>>174575810
incel culture wars are not that common in western europe.
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>>174574894
Can't wait to see the exciting conclusion to the Hobbit's fucking around doing literally nothing subplot!
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>>174575902
Writer for this episode was male, previously worked on Stranger Things
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>Durin and Elrond scenes
>Everything else
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>>174575865
Almost like someone is lying to them...
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>>174575825
>Fuck i didnt know i needed a degree to watch it.
that's not what i said.
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>>174575717
>forgot Ents
Also there are things like dragons and giant spiders whose origins aren't exactly clear.
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>>174575810
DER HERR DER
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>>174575879
>incel culture wars are not that common in western europe
>>174575919
>incel culture wars are not that common in western europe
bot malfunction
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>>174574066
Tolkien wrote that deep in their hearts Orcs fucking hate Morgoth, so they would fucking hate his biggest simp. They just don't get any work plan under anyone else.
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>>174575584
>The black harfoot with the stupid wig.
Why?
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>>174575887
Trolls originated from corrupted Ents. Dragons, we don't really know other than Morgoth bred them.
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:D
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I really liked Poppy's song. That whole sequence was excellently shot/edited.
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>>174576008
>Morgoth bred them.
daddy
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>>174575879
>>174575919
YOOOOU FUCKING FUCKS I TOLD YOU TO TO NOT FUCKING... YOU OVERLAP AGAIN AND I WILL CANCEL YOU BATHROOM BREAKS FOR A MONTH
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>>174575584
Jesus christ fuck off shill nigger
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>>174575810
GOYS LOOK AT THIS HECKIN AMAZON RATING THEY HAVENT GOTTEN CAUGHT MANIPULATING 20 TIMES
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Garbage fucking show. Garbage shills. Dead in the water. It sucks and I hate it. Bad.
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>>174575887
Even among orcs there were Maiar who took the form of great orc captains. Melkor/Morgoth probably bred his most dangerous creatures using corrupted Maiar to create new creatures.
There's the obvious problems of creatures like Ungoliant, Bombadil, and the Nameless Things under Moria that never have their origin sufficiently explained, canonically.
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>>174575929
>Durin and Elrond scenes
ARE RETARDED AND PURPOSELESS AS WELL...
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>>174576037
she's like an angel
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>>174574245
Numeror humans are long lived, and could die and like take another identity.
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>tree covered in crawling corrupt black ooze
A little on the nose
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>>174576078
maybe, but they have great chemistry/dynamic
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>>174575584
Do you enjoy eating unseasoned bland rice? It’ll do the job there is no flavor to it.
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>>174575879
>>174575919
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING SHILLS BUGGED OUT
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>>174576068
>>>174575887 #
>Even among orcs there were Maiar who took the form of great orc captains. Melkor/Morgoth probably bred his most dangerous creatures using corrupted Maiar to create new creatures.
>There's the obvious problems of creatures like Ungoliant, Bombadil, and the Nameless Things under Moria that never have their origin sufficiently explained, canonically.
get this slop away from my goys pal
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>>174574406
>>174574324
Sauron didn't intend to kill Finrod (but wasn't sad over it). Finrod fought the werewolf to protect Beren.
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>>174576038
>I really liked Poppy's song. That whole sequence was excellently shot/edited.
I agree fellow 4channer. I was actually singing along too because of how good it was.
This is an organic response by the way
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>>174576038
Yea it was great, I hope there's more sequences like that.
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>>174575978
it showed me "wrong captcha" so i posted again. You would know it happens if you weren't a newfag.
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>>174576193
Hey look, another organic response
*high fives*
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>>174576038
It was the first and only hobbit scene I liked
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>>174576038
It was fucking trash lol
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>it showed me "wrong captcha" so i posted again. You would know it happens if you weren't a newfag.
Lmao
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>>174574066
Sauron may be technically "missing".. you think this guy wants to give up power?
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>>174576180
Wow I thought I was the only 4channer poster who held this opinion on the song from the show Rings of Power that streams on Amazon Prime Video.
It's good to see there are other fellow /tv/ posters that share the same view as me.
We should discuss this further.
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>>174576236
the harfoots have been fairly slow yea. but I'm pretty sure their story is picking up now, the morgoth priestess is gonna be chasing them and it was pretty heavily hinted that the harfoots are gonna run into ents soon.
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>>174573354
Waldreg should be sacrificed. Rowan has the hitler youth cut & is a better recruit than an old man
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>>174576212
Maybe learn how to post on this website before calling others newfags, Rajesh.
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>>174574406
Sauron set the wolf on Finrod's squad and Beren. It seemed to me he wanted to have Finrod watch his men and Beren die one by one before he ships him to Morgoth. He was a valuable prisoner to him, but this got fucked when he shielded Beren and fought the wolf to protect him.
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>>174576291
well too late for that, rowan was a bitch and died like a bitch
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>>174576289
I'd be surprised if we got more of the ents than just the cameo when the meteor is crashing but you're right it might pick up. Not sure if the priestesses will actually fight them its hard to say. I don't like them though because all the blacks there are more ugly and distracting and annoying.
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>suweeeeey the harfoots have been fairly sloppy yea. but I'm pretty sure their story is slopping up now, the morgoth priestess is gonna be chasing them and it was pretty sloppily hinted oink oink that the harfoots are gonna run into ents soon oink oink suweeeeeeey
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>>174576316
why would i assume "wrong captcha" means something different than "wrong captcha"?
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>Elrond, i know you are friends with the dwarves but instead of telling you what i need i will send you to Celembrimbor, and with some luck you will get the idea of enlisting dwarves, and then you will spy on them instead of leave them to their affairs, and then you will report your findings to me.
>god i'm so smart
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>>174576037
flat
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>the harfoots have been fairly slow yea. but I'm pretty sure their story is picking up now, the morgoth priestess is gonna be chasing them and it was pretty heavily hinted that the harfoots are gonna run into ents soon
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>Poppy not even singing on-camera
>still autotune the shit out of her voice and use digital vibrato

fuck it. fuck everything.
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>>174574086
Turbo numenorean olive oil
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>>174576400
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>>174576254
How so? It checked all of my criteria for good film. There were a lot of issues with other parts of the episode, but I thought the film work for Poppy's song was even more beautiful than Disa's.
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>>174576422
it objectively sounds better that way
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>>174576410
>we're going to die if we don't find this rare metal ore
>elves don't start mining themselves and just hope the dwarves find it by accident
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>>174575717
>This then, as it may appear, was my father's final view of the question: Orcs were bred from Men, and if the conception in mind of the Orcs may go far back into the night of Melkor's thought it was Sauron who during the Ages of Melkor's captivity in Aman brought into being the black armies that were available to his Master when he returned.
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>>174576452
stop speedwatching
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>>174576422
She does sing on-camera, and the transition from the on-camera singing to the studio singing is done really smoothly. The whole sequence was done really, really well.
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>>174576427
Also, they really liked the dragonfire ship explosion in Game of Thrones
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>>174576437
>How so? It checked all of my criteria for good film. There were a lot of issues with other parts of the episode, but I thought the film work for Poppy's song was even more beautiful than Disa's.
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>>174576403
Why do you keep posting after exposing yourself as a retard?
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>>174576499
It's no secret tolkien kept trying to find an alterate explanation, but being corrupted men presents a huge number of problems that as I'm sure you know
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>She does sing on-camera, and the transition from the on-camera singing to the studio singing is done really smoothly. The whole sequence was done really, really well.
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>>174576410
But doood, isnt this like game of thrones, duuude??
Oh boy, I just love this scheming and manipulating. These characters are super smart, fellow 4channer!
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>>174576509
she's singing on camera for 5 seconds. why not just have her do a bunch of takes of the rest of the song to get it right.
they cut every fucking corner.
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>>174576542
SHEKELS?
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>>174576542
Sunk cost fallacy, just like this stupid show and Bezos.
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>>174576510
I'm pretty sure I read an explanation somewhere that if an explosion produces a shockwave powerful enough to throw you into the air like that, you're already dead from the shockwave alone.
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>>174576582
No, I agree completely, but I think corrupted elves are an even bigger problem than corrupted men. Morgoth having the power to turn elves into something else and take their immortality also is a huge problem.
With men, at least, no one knows what happens after they die.
But I'd rather have something else than either of those 2 options.
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>>174576605
>i'm on /tv' and I don't know what a montage is
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>>174576642
>No, I agree completely, but I think corrupted elves are an even bigger problem than corrupted men. Morgoth having the power to turn elves into something else and take their immortality also is a huge problem.
>With men, at least, no one knows what happens after they die.
>But I'd rather have something else than either of those 2 options.
Thank you for adding thread content
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>>174575810
"It's popular in other countries trust me bro"
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>>174576671
when you record audio for a show you can edit together an in-tune take of vocals from multiple takes.

the only limitation is if the singer has to also lipsync, which makes things more annoying. the fact that they autotuned this with her off-camera means no one during post gave enough of a shit about making it sound good. there is no other explanation.
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>>174576642
Yea Tolkien would too, kind of wrote himself into a corner on this one. The orcs being "mortal" isn't that big of an issue for me though, I just imagine living as an orc is so torturous that their fea can only stand living in that body for a short time. Then they either go to Mandos for some really really lengthy healing, or they refuse the call and wander as spirits for eternity.
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>>174575810
>Seustch
>Also in arab
lol
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You can literally smell it when shillie is making a new thread. All "conversation" stops completely
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>>174576833
>Yea Tolkien would too, kind of wrote himself into a corner on this one. The orcs being "mortal" isn't that big of an issue for me though, I just imagine living as an orc is so torturous that their fea can only stand living in that body for a short time. Then they either go to Mandos for some really really lengthy healing, or they refuse the call and wander as spirits for eternity.
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>>174576821
I hear no autotune whatsoever and I've listened to it at least 10 times now
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>hear no autotune whatsoever and I've listened to it at least 10 times now
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>>174576989
youre deaf
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You know it's bad when the resident shill is too scared to post the new thread
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>>174576936
Make sense, Gondor happens 200 years after Numenor so their armor have to be better no?
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>>174577090
1000% canon
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>>174576863
lmao this whole thread is 90% of anons shitting on 2 shills who ignore everything and post random questions and an answer each other, is is so blatantly obvious, they're not even trying to hide it, they must be paid pennies per post.
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>>174577045
>You know it's bad when the resident shill is too scared to post the new thread
Xir fears the slop
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>>174576936
those helmets are so stupid. They can't see shit with that thing in the middle of the eyes
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>>174577164
Chinese helmets, must undestand, divercity and inclusion.
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>>174576936
the fact that this is the same character makes the comparison fucking crushing
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>>174577045
I think you're just lying, actually.
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>>174576698
Sure, no problem.

>>174576833
I think he stated somewhere that he just needed an army of bad guys, and orcs probably came into existence as a concept very early, and he never figured out how to make it work.
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>>174577090
idk I think 3D printing is quite advanced technology.
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>>174577090
No, the last alliance is being omega-time compressed in the show and will probably happen within 40 years if I had to guess..
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>>174577164
At least with the helmets I can suspend my disbelief enough to maybe concede that it'd have some defensive capacity lol. The scale-armor legitimately looks like cheap plastic glued together for a cosplay.
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>>174577405
>>174577405
>>174577405
NEW
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>>174573354
>Killick! An extra portion of slob for these OP's.
Which I was savin' for Pride Month I was.
>We'll post Bane.
Oh post Bane on Pride Month...
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>>174575330
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>>174575717
What about interbreeding?
An elf can fuck a troll and give birth to orcs.
Adar the Troll Fucker is their real father.
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>>174575435
>plate



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